Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

First for WHERE IS DVA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Previously : >>175811482

Week 3 and 4 are kinda disappointing

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>>175856680
Auriel!

>>175856714
Jaina is CUTE!

>>175856617
I don't think anyone will be stupid enough to stand around your bomb for literally 3 seconds.

>>175856902
a whore*

>>175857026
Fuck off Kael

>>175856902
Jaina has probably fucked every type of cock you can get in WoW
probably at the same time too

En taro Artanis
En taro Tassadar

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What hero bundle did you buy?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12887565

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>Win Promotion game.

How are your guys HL games going?

>>175856714

wow how has disney not sued blizzard for this obviously stolen character?

>>175857132
i haven't yet, what should i get?

>>175857175
the one that appeals to you the most AKA the one with the hero(s) you want

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>Your top 4 are now your roommates
what do?

personally, I'd try drop subtle hints that i'm a submissive bitch to Auriel so she might try to tie me up and have her way with me. also i'd conspire with tychus to kill li li

>>175857175

whatever gives you the highest number of heroes you don't have

>>175857238
which one is that?

>>175857271
fuck the three and laugh at tychus who's locked inside his suit

>>175857132
none because I have most heroes

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Xth for Dehaka throwing for the kids.

>>175856680
Azmodan.

Alright, are we really entering a "most heroes good" situation? It used to be that just 4 heroes were good and everyone else was just filler. Those four heroes cycled quickly, like when Diablo+Tyrande was by far the best or when you could only play Kael or Mingas Assassins.

Now I'm not sure.

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>>175857132
Assassin, cause I'm not a fucking cuck.

>>175856714
>tfw the person behind who does these sprays is the same one that does bara stuff of league

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WHEN THE FUCK IS WHITEMANE?!?!?!

I want to avoid healing my DPS until his asshole explodes so I can ARISE, MY CHAMPION!

>>175857175
Go on **reddit** they have a value calculator to see which one is worth the most

>>175857460
why does her left tit look like a sad waterballoon

>>175856714
i was using the stylized sylvanas one but then i got this in a box, this is literally the best spray

>>175857132
None of them because I already have every hero.

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>>175857464
Alternatively spend thirty seconds adding up each bundle in your head.

>>175857389

Yes, everyone is pretty balanced with a few outliers mostly due to kit, not necessarily number power.

ETC is pretty bad right now, Medivh is hard to play. The rest are pretty solid in the right situations.

If I get this map one more time I'm gonna commit hanamura

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>>175857271
Help

>>175857643
How the fuck do you even play arlak?

Every time I try I end up being an anchor

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>>175857512
It wants to be modeled in HoTS.

>>175857271
>tfw have to fight hammer and KT for jaina

>>175857790
now this i can get behind

>>175857561
So what the fuck do you do in draft? I once first picked Auriel like a moron and got told off, because guess what, a character being good doesn't mean they are first pick.

I have all heroes but like 7. I basically play everything. Last time I did placements, I got 6 wins but my most wins with a particular character was 1.

I keep trying to fill holes and counter the enemy team, but shit's more complicated than it seems.

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lewd tyrande bikini skins soon!

>>175857843

Everything is good, but not all the time. You need to know maps and counters to draft proper.

For example, don't take Xul on any map that isn't spider queen, towers of doom, or Blackhearts. When you take him on those maps you get full value from his strengths, but on other maps he's outclassed by other heroes.

Same goes for all heroes, you just need to know them all and when they are good and why.

Ragnaros may as well be a fucking tank with how much healing that asshole has

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give him TWO defensive talent tiers?

>>175858041
is she white
i don't wanna catch myself having jungle fever or being into beastiality

I'm downloading right now, what bundle should I get?

>>175858071
So, I get simple stuff like that or how don't pick Chen into Muradin or Kael, pick someone with AOE like Sonya or Jaina on Altars, pick someone with poke on channeled objectives, etc.

But there seems to be so many gaps in my knowledge. You get halfway through the game and then people start pointing out problems with our Comp.

>>175857843
I just pick Gul'Dan and call your teammates queers

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>>175858041
Finally

Is Cassia a safe buy? The only other assassin's I have are Raynor and Thrall

>>175858212
Purple.

>>175858240

There's a lot of depth in drafts, sometimes countering the enemy team just isn't enough.

Even great combos don't always work in optimal situations. There is a lot of room for error and superb map play from the enemy team that can invalidate your countering.

>>175858389
Maybe a deserve Gold 5 then.

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Okay /hotsg/ I just started playing today, played up until level 10 and I've just took a break. Can someone explain to me if I'm missing something fundamental here, or if I've just had shitty bad luck

>bottom lane 1v3
>Hey I can't keep these guys back, I need help
>Silence
>Triple threat chuckle rolls up to the core while the rest of my team obliviously spins in circles at top
>Defeat

>Playing that desert temple map (can't remember name)
>The shrine things come online
>Cool now I can deal some good damage to their forts
>Holding a point solo and fighting off Anubis enemies
>Rest of the team sitting at top ignoring their shrine and spinning in circles
>Guys they're all pushing bot come help
>Team mate: "Be quiet"
>"Why it's a team game"
>"Then why isn't there mic chat" he says
>Fuck if I know
>Enemy team obliterates me, and chucklerolls up bottom to the core
>Defeat

>Pushing top with ally
>Crushing enemy fort, going balls deep
>Three other teammates get caught out in mid
>Omg wake up AFK you're not even pushing
>Have leading siege damage
>Enemy team defeat boss to storm up bot lane
>Allies go mid and ignore the boss that almost single-handedly takes out our core
>Hearth back in time to watch allies get caught out in mid again by 5 stack
>Finish off boss that everyone ignored
>Utterly powerless
>Defeat

I don't understand why my teammates are ignoring lanes, I either end up defending solo and get steamrolled, or the lane gets steamrolled anyway because there's nobody there. Am I retarded? Am I the one at fault here? Or is this typical low level shitter play?

>>175858602
welcome to qm and mobas in general

>>175858526

Play comfort to get out of gold/plat, then use your draft abilities in diamond +.

Gold players often have the issue of relying on counters and tier lists and put themselves in situations where they simply aren't good enough on the heroes they pick to win.

>>175858602
>be quiet
>why isn't there mic chat
holy shit this is some next level retardation
I'm glad I'm at least level 150 so I avoided the crazy wave of fresh noobs and idiots

>>175858667

I've played a heck of a lot of dota and even the cheekiest breeki knows that you need a hero in every lane at the beginning of the game, I've never seen anything like this before

>>175858602
>Or is this typical low level shitter play?
pretty much, also all mobas are like this

>>175858602
sounds like your team just doesn't want to play the game in general, just play angry meat man.

>>175859167

They always act like I'm personally attacking them, but I always ask as politely as possible because nothing irritates me more than a team on tilt throwing the game.

Oh and it gets worse

>Second game of the day
>Things are going well, got the enemy on the back legs
>Suddenly two teammates say lets lose
>"Why?"
>Because then we can get the D-va skin ^_^
>Both of them feed over and over for the rest of the game
>The 3 of us manage to miraculously win somehow

But fuck me what to heck

>we only lost because you picked abathur
>yeah it's a 4v5 because of you
when will this meme end

>>175859249

This game has a meme fight 5v5 in mid at level 1. At low level, just don't go with them.

Don't talk in chat unless you're flirting with the support or something. If your team doesn't know how to play the game one derogatory comment from you won't change anything.

>>175858690
I guess I need to just figure out what my comfort picks are for each role. Can't just spam Sonya and Chen.

How do I build Gul'Dan?

66th for varian is for shitters who cant tank without W facerolling

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>mfw maraudin muradin
god damn i want that skin so bad

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Why would you even play an assassin when Auriel, Uther and Li-Li exist?

>>175859574

It's not derogatory, it's 'can I get some help at bot please I'm 1v4.'

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When

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The dark lady awaits your daily tribute!

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>>175857271
Buddy up with Naz so that when the other 3 kill me I can hang out on the Other Side.

>Johanna was my first character
>Level her to 5 and try a damage dealer
>Feel like I die immediately in CC hell if I try to get close enough to do damage.

What's a good beginner damage dealer? I suck with them right now after playing nigh unkillable Johanna.

>>175859459
It's often true, though, at least to an extent.

>40% win rate
>mu-muh teammates didn't build a composition around me
>it's their fault
gas slug players

>>175858602
Yeah, just like every other game. Is this surprising, or something?

>I just started and everybody I'm with/against is bad
you don't say

>>175859794
>ywn be a kawaii gook girl
FEELS AWFUL LADS

>update
>please restart the game
>restart the game
>you have been disconnected from bnet

very clever blizzard, very clever

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>an update is available please restart the game
>"Fixed Gem Display"
>try to relog
>"Disconnected from Battle.net"
LEGENDARY

>>175859870

It's the first time I've ever played Heroes, so yeah it is suprising

>>175859845
>that spread
who's she inviting?

Someone on EU can't log in after that retarded patch to fix gems purchasing?

Le lil multibillionaire jew company

>>175860043
She only fucks aboms like stitches

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>>175857513
that's where you're wrong kiddo

[soiler]all the stylized ones are good and only ones worth using[/spoiler]

>Miss 3k to get to level 5 with Johanna
>I can do this last one later, I'll go grab a sammwich
>Come back to PC
>Battle.net is shitting the bed

>>175859773
sometimes you have to abandon the lane and not pick the fight the enemy is trying to force, if its futile, dont feed, do something useful even if your instict dictates you must stay
dieing solo is the worst thing you can do

Will somebody play with me just so I can get the Overwatch shit? I've literally never played, I just want to do the Nexus challenge.

>>175860331
just qm dude. you don't have to win

>>175860282

There's nothing to do, if I leave they steamroll our defences, if I stay they steamroll our defences, my team will not listen or even pay attention

>>175860379
I thought it had to be with a friend?

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>patch
>cant log in
nice game hotstards

>>175860475
oh right. just ask in general chat

Blizzard updates cash shop and now i cant log in.

Nice.

>>175860513
It's the SC2 engine, if they fix how the gems are displayed 1000 things can go wrong.

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>>175860534
more trash skins have to be put at legendary value, stupid goy

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help

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Good patch, negroes.

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>>175860607
>gifting never

At least I have a Cass skin to look forward to.

>>175859593
Gul'dan is always a good choice. Good damage, great wave clear, amazing ult.

>>175859867
Ranged heroes, try Raynor for the long range, get-off button and his self-heal. He's the most fundamental hero there is. Playing him well translates into playing ANY ranged AA well.

If it's less straightforward damage, try Tass. He's nigh immortal if you're not shit and can dish out a lot of damage with Archon, and particularly with the endless archon upgrade. Good waveclear and siege, too.

>>175860443
its always very specific, anon, a zerging opponent can be defeated with objectives, mercs and bosses, maybe your teammates will be willing to do something else

you might be right but if your team doesnt do it, you do some other thing

>>175859459
not a meme

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>thought with my dick and bought the Support mega bundle just for Auriel

No regrets

>>175860692
>>175860642
>>175860023
Works on my machine, maybe you shouldnt of pirated it?

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Is only EU fucked up? I can log in fine

>>175856889
>Is broken

>>175857460
>>175857790
but do we get slutty priest Whitemane or cutie death knight Whitemane

Welp, EU is down.

So what thread of /gif/ do we jerk off to while waiting? Only serious replies please.

>>175860953
Both. One of her ults turns her into a death knight.

>>175860692
why did i laugh aloud at this picture what the fuck is wrong with me

>>175860953
Neither.

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Good job, valve

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Another new link for the next thread.
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/?utm_campaign=community-eu-guidesresources
It's a compilation of guides and stuff for new players.

>>175860760
Yeah, he's pretty fun. Need to get better at hitting people with all three circles and finishing the quest early.

He needs more skins.

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>>175861178
there is already enough autistic cludder no one uses

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>haven't played in years
>come back for the overwatch skins
>spend 750 gems for genji thinking i'll just play five games
>actually like the game
>wasted all my gems on a useless fucking genji
i could have bought so much good shit

>>175861265
should just make some pastebins desu

Blizzard shat the bed, hard.
https://twitter.com/BlizzardCSEU_EN/status/860192581447274497

>>175861178
I dont know what I expected but the fact that it's only videos while the best guide available right now are mostly text based paints a bleak picture

>>175861314
>i could have bought so much good shit
Like what?

>>175861265
The new link will literally remove much of the cluttered shit in the thread.

>>175861407
nice email

>NA working fine

ahahah EUtards BTFO

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>>175861407

>gothicmaster

>>175861314
>i could have bought so much good shit
not really
7 lootboxes or a couple featured skins

>>175860953
P R I E S T
R
I
E
S
T

DK Whitemane is a fucking ABOMINATION
>No Scarlet colours
>Wearing ugly DK gear
>No chapeau
>Not a Priest
>Generic mook
>Shitty greatsword and whatever
>Plate gear
>Shit voice-alter-effects
>NO FUCKING HAT

>>175861028
DISCARD THIS

Smite
Power Word: Heal
Power Word: Shield
Inner Fire?
R1 - "ARISE MY CHAMPION
R2 - Domination - Flag enemy as hostile to their teammates. Like Mind Control but better.
Maybe have the second ultimate be mass sleep.

I don't give a flying FUCK about the rotten pussy meme, Sylvanas is a grade-A cutie! You understand me? Sylvanas is fucking CUTE!!!!

>>175861446
>>175861543
like a hero that doesn't feel like a worse illidan
maybe i am just bad tho

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>>175861407
dat email

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Holy fucking shit they literally managed to break the whole blizz app with that hotfix.

Cant even log in to US or EU servers.

>>175861424
>Blizzard shat the bed, hard.

can't wait for my compensation loot boxes
right?

>>175861490
>>175861529
>>175861684
oh well, i'm drunk...fuck it

>>175861702
At least now you can see the correct number of gems!

i never understood why companies with a shitton of extra money don't just go overboard with servers
buy a fucking warehouse and just fill it with servers

>>175861407
>@yahoo.com
do you enjoy your passwords getting stolen?

>>175857161
broke even and got into gold 1

Should I get over my love affair with niche off tanks like Artanis, Arthas, Chen , Sonya (lol), Johanna (rip, lets make her explode to any mages nerds), Anub, Zarya and just pick Muradin every game?

With ETC sucking shit, who else is there for vanilla tanks? Oh and if I should keep up with the off tanks, what are good two offtank combinations?

Like if someone picks Artanis, do I pick Zarya for shields or someone like Anub for more CC?

>>175857779
How are people bad at Alarak? Just fucking land the combo
If you cant do that just zap bitches from a screen away
Is Alarak being hard a meme?

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>>175861407
>gothicmaster
>deleted

>>175861776

Because even the smallest shekel matters

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>>175857271
I think I might have some fun

>>175861846
Just pick Anub every game until they nerf him.

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>>175861582
I want Sylvanas to sit on my face.

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>>175861407

>tfw no dominant bf to be the cho to my gall
:(

>>175856714
Jaina is much too cute

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>gothicmaster

taking bets on over/under 300 pounds for him

>>175861776
It's not a warehouse, but a billion dollar datacenter.
And it's not about the amount of servers, really.

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>Support follows you around all game
>Actually enables you to do well and helps you with objectives

>>175862051
he's gotta be a spooky skelly suburban kid

>>175861967
good taste tbqh

>>175861891
can u blame me ? u shitlords would have done something for sure ;_; anyway, it's a mail since i was in highschool, i keep it for the edge and porn sites

>>175861982
>>175861407
My bad messed up link

>>175862051
Just a typical sylvanasfag

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Anyone else play Li Ming because one of her skins looks almost eaxctly like Azula from TLAB ?

>tfw no dominant emotionally damaged mage GF to rape back to sanity

>Characters who you want to like but can't get over their garbage kits
Nova is very not fun to play, and is also useless at the same time.

>>175862223
Yeah, she was the second Hero I went go play/buy but after trying her out she ended up being the literal last hero I ended up buying.

>>175862129
Whew. Too late for that, son.

After D.Va, what hero could be next?

Overwatch seems likely source. Sym? Junkrat? Zenyatta?

>>175860104

>tfw stitches tier body irl

>>175862223
tyreal

i do not feel like a warrior of heaven at all, just some nigger

>>175862129
No one will actually do anything, maybe send you some email. Don't be mad you can't handle some bantz

>>175862129
this isn't /b/ la, unlikely that anybody will go out of their way to mess with you

>>175858602
they're probably overwatch shitters

>>175862445
pics

Bought probius cause i figured i'd try him while he's still OP.

I genuinely dislike playing him. I don't find him fun in any fashion. It's not even the power index hes on, its just his play style completely I don't like.

What a shitty hero. Him being OP is his only saving grace right now.

>>175862223
Tassadar, Raynor, Sylvanas.

>>175862129

Don't worry mane my e-mail has psykotic in it, because I was 8 years old when I made it and my brother thought it was a cool idea

>>175862398
There's actually no way they'll release another Overwatch character right after Genji and D.Va.

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>protoss

>>175862129

>two OW throw shitters
>tell them that reporting for throwing means they will get their nexus skins removed after the event, so they wont be able to get it.
>Other Teammates chime in agreeing
>OK fine we'll play
>Tell them towards the end reported already
>Both REEE the fuck out

I get that it brings in new folks, but Bliz should make it play 10 games, wins count for 3.

I hope they stop doing OW events

>>175862772
>there's no way they'll release two overwatch heroes in a row
wait...

>>175862961
>he's not willing to die for Aiur

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>>175862463
speak for yourself bud

>>175862961
EN TARO ADUN

>>175862463
>implying i have better things to do

>>175863010
I could see them teasing Kel'thazad then giving us Mei, desu.

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>>175858041

>tyrande will never sit on your face

>>175863201
>doing him a service
aren't you usually supposed to sign people up for things they wouldn't want?

Gothicmaster show us your inbox

Dyrus reached diamond 2 and im still stuck in gold 1 after playing heroes for 2 years fuck this piece of shit game

hello hotsTARDS!

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>>175863359
>none of the sexy female vidya characters will ever be real

>>175862201
i play li ming cause it's azula's voice actor

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>>175858041
>sgt hammer bikini skin

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>>175863368
oh i'm sorry, is this better?

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I spent my first 1000 gems on Sakura Auriel

Zero regrets

>>175863610
That only works with Dota Lolbab

>>175863576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>175863696
o god

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>>175863576
No, he placed Diamond III.

Go make another account. Win a dozen quick matches (with a party if you have to) then go 5-5 in placements. Wah lah. Diamond IV or III.

>Gold I after playing for two years
Well, I hope you're at least having fun.

>>175863576
I thought it was going to be they start with a bronze account and climb up to master, but they just do placements. He started in D3

>>175863762

Shia's goal to hide the HWNDU flag has gone to extreme lengths

How do I git gud with Cassia?

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>>175863696

oh shit it finally logged in
i can stop signing that poor guy up for random crap now

>>175863576
A lot of new accounts can just start in diamond 3. If you make a new account it's a lot easier to start higher. That's why this event is stupid because it's basically over as soon as it starts

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>Only play this with friends to pass the time.
>Try a few heroes, it's ok, nothing too fun.
>Try Chromie.
>Tfw doing a gorrilion damage at huge range.
>Do 50% of my teams damage.

Any other characters like this?

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>>175859679
>love muradin
>hate anything starcraft related
>mfw got this skin from epic chest

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>>175864021
Mhm. I wouldn't be surprised if they all peak at Diamond I or II. How long do they have, anyways?

>>175864090
>tons of damage
Kael'thas, Li-Ming and Gul'dan. Nazeebo after reaching 20.

delet hanamura

>>175864106
>doesn't reroll
>complaing

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>>175863939

does sylvanas scream when she gets fucked or is she rather dead in bed?

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>Overwatch cross promo
>Genji tryouts
>Medivh fucking everywhere in qm, even if not free this week

Do they have a cancer engineering department, or does it just come natural?

>>175864359
pretty sure she's dead all the time bud

>>175864359
she just lays there like a corpse

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>>175864359
she is pure and saving herself for marriage

>>175864415
must be a pretty lousy fuck then.
disappointing waifu 2bh

>>175864390
>Read that as OW cross porn
>First thing that comes to mind is Sonya and Zarya comparing dick sizes

How do I git gud with probius.

>>175864278
I can't afford to reroll every chest I don't like, Auriel won't buy herself. It's just dissapointing then the golden coin opens to reveal this sci-fi monstrosity.

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>>175864242
I've tried Kael, he was pretty fun.
Tried Gul'dan but I think I went for a lower damage build, what's the go-to for shitting damage with him?

I'll give Li-Ming and Nazeebo a try after I get bored of dropping dragons on peoples heads, thanks.

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>>175864312
I can only imagine his regret at this point.

>>175864278
>rolling legos from non-lego chests

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>>175864312

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>>175857271
I'll comb my hair with Kt next to me while he combs his hair.

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>>175864485
>waifus sylvanas
>doesn't know anything about her
???

>>175864106
>hate anything starcraft related
plen

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>>175857271
>mfw Zagara, Li Li and Brightwing, and Murky
this will be awkward

>>175864709
>that illi skin
disgusting

>>175864359
She probably enjoys the warmth inside her

>>175864791
>For the briefest of moments, Nathanos felt regret.
Will he betray Sylvanas in the end to lead the forsaken himself?

>>175863201
>>175863696
>>175863939
>>175864312
>>175864638
quit being such a piece of shit man

>>175864906
I have shando is that makes you feel better :(

>firstpick murky on hanamura
should i be concerned guys
>>175865004
>thinking it's one guy
new to this forum are you

>>175864791
that short story got so many sylvanas fans buttblasted. literally the greatest thing they've released

Is there lore that supports Sylvanas being an actual rotting corpse or is that just something people say to troll sylvanasfags?

>>175865004
Let them have their fun, also this will teach the guy to be careful online. Win/win.

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>>175865004

>>175865043
>A player you were matched with has left the game
based

>>175865051
She doesn't have any feeling in her body so even if you did fuck her she wouldn't feel it, her body is also always cold and all undead smell of the grave, so she smells rotting. Her body is just held together with necromancy

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>>175857271
Alright, time bro it up with Tassadar and eiffel tower the sluts.

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>>175857271
>HotS Jaina is pre-PTSD so she's probably cool
>Muradin is roommate jackpot for hanging out and dwarven brew
>Arthas is a massive douche and has loud fights with Jaina all the time probably stinks when heated, leaves dirty dishes in the sink
>tyrande floods the apartment with crazy wildlife

4/10 to be honest

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>>175865268
>eiffel tower the sluts

I've realise I like playing this game and only trolling people.

I fucking hate this game. It's so poorly made and Blizzard said they would make a great moba. They have done literally nothing. The only thing I can do to get my time back is make people fucking hate it as well.

Fuck this garbage ass shit design piece of crap game. I hope I make someone kill them selves over it.

>>175865458

You sound upset

>when you have to start blocking people in the /vg/ chat because the emoji spam is becoming too much
What a terrible addition to this game.

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>>175857271
Malfurion would be a stick in the mud

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>>175857271
>tychus beating up raynor for shooting him in the face
>illidan getting friendzoned by tyrande and later crying in the toilet
worst party ever

>>175865510
It's still new, it will die down in a few weeks when people get tired of them.

>>175865503
k

>>175865458
>wasting you time in a game you don't like
lol?

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>>175865420
>he doesnt know

>>175865420

the ol' Wobbly-H

>>175865420
>Hes never eiffel towered with a bro

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Where the hell is D.Va info released?!

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>>175865004
>posts email on 4chan
>expect people to be civil

>>175865590
>wasting time
Um what?

you sound like one of the cucks I own every night by ruining their game. I hope I get permabanned honestly, this game is absolute garbage.

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>>175865458

>I've realized i like playing this game
>I fucking hate this game

>>175865051
she was killed and soul ripped from the body by arthas to become a banshee, once arthas left to the north she reclaimed her body, from a coffin

>>175865719
Hopefully they decide to delet dva

>>175865727
this is really fucking civil, even outside of 4chan standarts
bunch of letters you can just unsubscribe for

>>175865458

>I hope I make someone kill them selves over it

sounds like you're well on your way anon

>>175865719
hot

>>175865736
Its no worse than any of the other big Mobas honestly
It has its perks

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Artanis, Tyrael and Raynor are all bro-tier as fuck, so no issues there.

We'll keep Leoric in his own throne room somewhere in the basement and act like we're loyal to him so he doesn't start murdering people. Tyrael might have some issue with conspiring with a corrupt undead, though.

>>175865751
I like PLAYING this game.
I hate this game.

See the difference?

I like fucking your mother.
I hate your mother.

Understand capiche retardo lets go oh?

>>175865736
>wah wah i don't like this game
>i will keep playing it anyways
lol?

>>175865825
Its /vg/ not 2008 /b/

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>mfw i realize i have 1W 7L with muradin, earning my first right now after taking such a huge break from hots

>>175865736
>playing a game you hate
autism

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I want to lick Hana's sweaty suit!

>I like playing this game
>I fucking hate this game.

>>175865912
This is some pretty poor bait. You cant compare a videogame to a relationship on a human being
Games are meant to be played. Thats literally the whole point of their existence thus far. If you like played the game, you like accomplishing the mission of the game: to create an enjoyable playing experience. If you couldnt play the game, what would you have left? Lobby chat?
You can get a lot more out of a person than just sex, so you can like the sex but hate everything else. You cant do that for a game.

>>175866091
sounds like a new meme

>>175858602
This post makes me glad that I'm high enough level to not deal with Overshitters.

>>175866152
m8. I just did it.

>I like playing with my benis until I come
>I HATE PLAYING WITH MY BENIS

Johanna is my waifu but she will reject all my advances

Diablo will just constantly trash the place, but be pretty alright when he isn't angry

I don't know what Tyrande would do, maybe adopt a bunch of cats

Leoric would constantly go on about all the cool things he did and we would pretend to listen

>>175866081
I want you OW faggots to leave. You're already ruining the game

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>>175866259

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>He still doesn't ban Lucio.

Why?

RIP Based anon
No more threadly reminders, the ponyfucker runs free
never forget the sins of karma-whore sellouts

>>175866343
I ban varian

>>175866245
No you didnt. Youre in denial. You like the game, but you hate that you think youve stooped so low to like a game like this. So either you admit you have shit taste, or you admit the game is good and you have good taste. Which one will you do?

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>>175866259
spurdo thread?

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>>175866328
no

>>175866343
Because I'm playing him, obviously. He's really fun to play, give him a try anon!

T H I S
G A M E
I S
A B S O L U T E
G A R B A G E
G E T D E S O L A T E D

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>>175866316
fuck

>>175866404
A solid ban, not at Lucio's level of annoyance but close.

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>>175866331

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>>175866418

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>>175865713
>>175865675
>>175865648
p-please tell me

>>175866316
>not becoming Johanna's apprentice

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>>175866496
ebinnnnn :DDDD

>>175866463
>Thinking I ever get first pick.

Not worth the chance he's picked by the other team. Until they nerf that fucker into the ground just ban him.

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>>175866513
bic reladed

>>175866513
Its when you spitroast a girl with a dudebro
And then you guys high five or clasp hands leaning forward above her, so you look like the eiffel tower
Total quality bro bonding time

>>175857271
>Lunara, Tyrande, Nova, Kerrigan

Bang Lunara and make the others watch

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>>175866741
don't forget ye contact

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SSSPPPUUUURDDDOOOOO SPÄÄÄÄRDEEEEE X----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>175866478

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>>175866741
That's degenerate.

>>175866853

>>175866780
>he's into lunara
>doesn't even know how deer pussy works

It's not gonna work mate, sorry.

>>175862961
What's wrong? You're not from a "less advanced" civilization are you?

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it's a
>abathur on hanamura/braxis
>diablo rushes into 5 by himself
>sylvanas split pushing all match
>what does retreat ping mean
game

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caption this with a hero

>>175867021
>more advanced
>can't stop destruction of home planet
kek

KEK

How do I make Zarya dab

>>175866936
No its bro time
Nothin beats sharing the same body with your best bro
You might be bromophobic

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>>175867085
SUOMI ON PARAS :DDDDD

DON'T FORGET THAT WORLDS START SOON

>this spurdo posting
Fuck off you overwatch kiddies spurdo is unfunny /r9k/ tier trash. Get the fuck out

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How bad is it going to be?

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>>175867215
binlan will boop on the dirty ruskies :DD

>>175867204
Dance hot key.

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>>175867264
>mad
>at memes

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>>175867106
yeah what a jo-oh wait its just like real life

>>175867279
well they have auriel who is trash compared to malfurion so you're fine

>>175867279
on the upside double support.
on the downside auriel + hyper carry + 2 tanks
also Genji folds against nazeebo cause he is always isolated making him an easy spooder target once his deflect is on CD.

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>>175867310
PULJU WILL LEAD SUOMI TO THE PROMISE LAND

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>>175867472

>>175867393
>auriel is trash
not when you draft her with a healbot like lucio.
her damage output rivals assassins with a good draft.

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>>175867538
NO PADRIK
HOKKIE IS DIS WAY

>implements varian in his current form
Yeah I think im good at developing the video games

AHHAHAHHA

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE DESOLATION.

>>175867717
>he can't deal with Varian

Jaina is fun as fuck

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>>175867631
huuutikset :---DDDD

>>175867776
No. What I can't deal with is Sonya's auto attacks counting to his Parry re-arm.

And by auto attacks I mean Whirlwind. Because that's apparently how it works. Which is absolutely fucking retarded.

Like. So fucking retarded that it's hilarious how bad HOTS is.

>>175867607
waste of a slot like lucio*

Lucio barely heals

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I want Sylvanas to cuck me.

>>175867863
Why would you pick Sonya into Varian?

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>>175867815
who da fugg is dat

>>175867717
Hey I got an idea. What say we make literally all out base damage dealing specialists absolutely redundant and make a heap of maps where you dont need to kill any buildings.

>>175867978
>Varian isn't broken

I'm not even that guy and you're IQ just lowered.

>>175867392
>we are not the terrans
>we are the protoss
the final redpill

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>>175867986
OH FUG IDS AMERIGAN MAN :DDDDD QUICK PEKKA FETCH THE MODORIZED GART XDDDD
IDS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN BINLAND HAS EVER BRODUCED :--DXD