Mass Effect General - /meg/

Death to Bioware

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Comfiest.

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>>175835807
BT collage because pirates won again?

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VETRA A CUTE

Anyone got a torrent for
>Mass.Effect.Andromeda.UPDATE.1.005.REPACK-CPY

Can't find it on Pirate Bay, Rarbg or 1337x yet.

>>175836408
SPIKY.

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Only the truly intelligent waifu the Moshae.

>>175836235
wasn't intentional.
should really make a new collage once in a while, but got a lot on my plate right now.

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Fuck you, Bioware.
>Include female turian as a companion

>Almost no interaction with said companion
>Romance is too short and meaningless
>Romance fading to black without the player seeing a hint of Turian skin/plate
>Can't get to know more about Turian physiology
>No calibration joke

>>175836534
>intelligent
>throws a fit when you go against her bad decision to let angara people die for no reason at the kett exaltation facility
Really makes you think.

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>>175836457
If there was a Hyperion Cantos-based game would you romance Shrike?

>>175836634
>No calibration joke
They gave that to Jaal.

>>175836739
wat when

>>175836693
_no

>>175836804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxV8X7fXOUQ

>>175836634
>No calibration joke
and it's good bye to reddit with you.

>>175836934
I'd hardly call a single use of the word in an email a calibration joke. The word is even used properly unlike the le funi garrus memes in the citadel dlc
>that video title
Why do all the people that share my husbando so fucking cringey ree

>1.05 cracked
Will the newfriends flooding into this thread be better or worse?

Will this force Bioware to release an update sooner rather than later?

>>175837078
>Why do all the people that share my husbando so fucking cringey ree
Because your husbando choice is cringy you sad hamplanet.

>>175837078
I suppose that's true. Still, Jaal is meant to be the new Garrus, at least judging by how many Femshep/Garrus fans switched to this new husbando.

>>175837274
>accidentally create great husbando in Garrus
>try to repeat it and get it wrong with Jaal

>>175837024
>>175837078
>No calibration joke
I wasn't implying that it should be shoved in your face, but I just think they missed an opportunity by not slipping a subtle reference to it. Maybe in an email.

Also, to all the Vetrafags here, what's the joke Sid made when Vetra told her she was with Ryder in english? It's in one of Vetra's mails.
In my language, it's something like "Ryder is the Pioneer of your heart, and of the rest.", bu I suppose Ryder's name was used to make it dirty in the original.

>>175837214
Don't think they'll flood into here again until an actual dlc comes out. Also, I might be sad, yes, but i thought hamplanets were exclusively female
>>175837274
Yeah, alot of the garrus fans split between Vetra, Reyes and Jaal though. I think it might just be because he's an angaran that he's not nearly as popular as Garrus. I thought I was gonna exclusively waifu Vetra too since I thought the angaran design was dogshit but it grew on me alot.

>>175837274
They didn't even try to make it subtle, he's clearly Andromeda's Garrus.

>>175837552
>I wasn't implying that it should be shoved in your face
The first thing that dropped form the first salvaged sattelite in my game was a "turian calibration coil".

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>>175837659
>1.005
Wait a sec, isn't it 1.05?

>>175837840
Deleted the link because I haven't tested the update myself yet and don't want people to get ransomware or bitcoin miners again, should it be fake. Just wait a few hours and see if people start complaining.

Do they plan to provide any discounts? I'm greedy as fuck yet loved the game.

>>175838428
I got it for 30 Australian dollarydoos cheaper from greenmangaming.

I didn't really understand the hate peepee got before, thought she was ok. Until I got her loyalty mission. How fucking stupid could she have been. She didn't even seen to care that we couldve been trapped on the damn volcano planet forever. Peepee a fucking shit.

>>175838428
On Origin? Not any time soon I'm guessing, I got mine from instantgaming for 35€.

>>175838727
She has a nice little moment with the crew after the loyalty, as sort of an apology for her behavior. Liam is worse, he starts as a bro as finishes as a turbo retard.

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>>175837552
>what's the joke Sid made

>>175838861
>basically calls you a manlet to your face
B-best girl, right guys?

>>175838861
>>175837552
After I finished the main storyline there was a letter from Sid or Vetra about naming a cannon after her something like that, someone has that joke? Translators probably fucked that one up so I'm curious. Just like they fucked up the letter from Anders.

>>175838861
Thanks. I was expecting something a bit dirtier, with a Ryder/Rider thing.

>>175837552
Vetra isn't Andromeda's Garrus, Jaal is and that's where all the references are.

>>175838857
>Nice path finding, Pathfinder
Liam is such a dick.

>>175839208

Sometime after his loyalty he says something along the lines that Ryder is a bit of a dick sometimes, the irony is palpable.

Anons? Sorry to bug you all, but I need advice: I've heard there's a sidequest of Voeldra, the Agaran ice-world, called Reformation? It involves some priestess asking you to dissuade an angaran youth from joining a band of suicidal battle-worshippers called the Gloryseekers?

If this really exists, how do you trigger it? The only Angaran Priestess I've met is in the medbay, over on the far wall, and all she talks about is what angarans believe and how she became a priestess.

I have not founded a settlement.

I have not activated any of the monoliths yet.

I have done... a lot of other side-quests. I stopped the ice-whale poachers, I found the datapads from the dead family, I restocked the medical caches, I averted the bridge sabotage, I found that MIA explosives expert in the blown-up weapons depot, I found the weird meteor that was interfering with coms, I found the pre-Scourge map, and those are the ones I remember off the top of my head...

I have earned the right to call Evfran on the vidcom and request greater support, but I haven't used it yet.

So, can anyone tell me how I unlock this side-quest?

>>175839204
They had to make Vetra Andromeda's Gardner

>>175839419
>I haven't progressed the main story of the game or the settlement of this planet, how do I unlock a quest?

>>175839419
There is a place called Techiks or Tenchiks, inside a huge ice rock with sort of a lake in front of it, look there.

>>175839424
delet this

>>175839521
Why? He was a fun guy.

>>175839419
It only shows up after you talk to Evfran and complete the mission he gives you.

>>175839308
>tfw both Liam and Reyes call him a dick

>>175839419
>The only Angaran Priestess I've met is in the medbay
She's the one who'll give your the quest.

>I have not founded a settlement.
>I have not activated any of the monoliths yet.
Do this and come back to her. Should be active after completing main missions of Voeld.

I just made the love to Peabee and Cora within minutes of each other. Is this suppose to be possible? Either way, I welcome the idea of having two waifus.

>>175839673
>>>/bsn/

>>175839673
Disgusting degenerate.

>>175839673
Did both have nudity or was Peebee's the one in the escape pod? I want to have 2 waifus too.

>Tfw no threesome

>>175839626
Too bad I can't punch Liam.

>>175839582
>>175839635

Really? Geezus, those damn wikis seem to leave out half the details on setting up every damn quest. Thanks a ton, both of you.

On a related note, what do you need to do in order to get the radiation on Eos to go down so you can complete Doesn't Add Up? I activated the vault, but when I went back after doing everything at the Nexus to unlock the "meet the Angara" part of the game, the radiation was still too high.

>>175839762
Both had nudity. You only get Peebee's real one if you turn down the pod sexy times.

>>175839836
Launch next planet's vault to clean the previous one.

>>175839836
After you recruit Jaal, the radiation should cease. There'll be a bunch of dialogue about it when it happens.

>>175839573
Now I can't unsee it.

On a related note who the fuck thought that giving Vetra so few lines and romance scenes was a good idea, people love turians. I wish they focused more on the crew romances but no, they added extra flings.

>>175839836
ignore
>>175839879
Progress the main storyline, when Eos is opened up you'll get a conversation with Suvi and Kallo about it.

>>175839204
I feel like Vetra took Tali's place. She's the only female companion with a non-human body (Asari doesn't count, they're just alien heads shoved on a human body). I feel like a lot of Talifags went for Vetra in MEA.

Also, what the hell happened with Quarians in Andromeda? Why is there absolutely NO quarians in this game, lore-wise? Only evidence I found of their existence is the name of a few tech.

>>175839836
Wikis have nothing on the power of my autistic brain and memorizing when every single flag triggers.
Recruiting Jaal clears Eos of radiation, you can go there right after Aya.

>>175839839

Lies and slander, the only thing that changes if you fuck her in the escape pod is the dialogue in the real scene.

>>175839836
Complete Voeld or Havarl. Although as far as I remember, the radiation level goes down right after your first visit on Aya.

>>175839946
>Also, what the hell happened with Quarians in Andromeda? Why is there absolutely NO quarians in this game, lore-wise?
5th interspecies ark (Quarian, Hanar, Volus, Drell?, Elcor) was delayed by problems.

>>175839946
Jamal compares angara with quarians if you talk to him on the Nexus, iirc.

>>175839952
May your autistic brain help me to find out why I failed to bang PeePee? I got in a circle of "I like it when you flirt don't want you to stop". Maybe because i BBQ'd Calimba de Luna?

>>175840159
Did you complete the Salarian ark quest yet? You can kill her ex no problem.

>>175840285
I completed everything already, also kissed Avela and enjoed it but still. Wait, PeeBee was stuck at the museum the whole time, she knew it all.

>>175839828
You're proving their point.

>Scott, is this real?
>WELL IM SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING
>you can hear the part where her heart breaks

>>175839987
>Keelah, why can't they just leave us
>Annoyed: I wish we brought our guns
>Tssshhh we paid all the way for this? I want a refund
>This one shall illuminate the exalted

>>175840592
Also the sulphur geysers must be one of the most terrible places for a romantic hangout.
Love sure is in the air when said air smells like ass.

>>175840360
You need to talk to her in the museum when she's drunk to get to the romance scene.
Avela romance didn't lock me out of Peebee's, but from what I've seen in this thread that may actually have been a bug.

>>175840159
Complete her loyalty mission, and complete Meridian.

>>175840360
Did you flirt with that faggot on Kadara? I remember anons saying it breaks regular romances. Not sure if that's true though.

>>175840809
It does

I had to restart my game because I thought that Reyes is a fling like the reporter and the curator

>>175840776
I've talked to her when she was drunk, how could i miss something like that. Don't remember did I pressed the romance phrase that time though.

>>175840860
>Reyes ruining everything
This fits.

>>175840809
Hell no, even though that shit was persistent as fuck. I'm not into dides, man.

>>175839914
That's true. Way too few interactions with Vetra. But what can you do?
There's a bunch of sad faggots who actually made a petition on change.org in order to let Bioware know that their waifu needs more lines and scenes.

>>175839914
>>175840950
>MUH SID x9000

Nah her lines are perfectly fine.

>>175840996
How old is Sid supposed to be?

>>175841038
She's a teenager going into young adulthood

Like 16-17ish

I'm pretty sure turians age like humies

>>175841038
Old enough to fit in a threesome.

>>175841038
~18 y.o.

>>175840860
>Falling for the local sociopath

anon pls

>tfw can't decide if I love Garrus or Jaal more
Help.

>>175840996
Sure nigger, that stuff could be considered boring but it felt genuine and humane to me.

>>175841163
>Falling
Not at all

I cringe at every Gil and Reyes heart dialogue

I just do it because I assume that you can fuck around with anyone until you hop on the Archon's vessel

Now, Cora is jealous of Peebee even though I rejected the latter and didn't even initially bang her

4channers are so dumb they gonna argue about everything
Sid vs Sarissa's manuals, who wins?

>>175841183
Garrus has been with you for three games and has never faltered, come on.

>>175840996
>MUH SID X9000
Well that's the problem. The writers really needed to flesh her out more by adding conversations/lines/interactions that doesn't revolve around her sister.
Instead, they decided to throw in a quick romance on top of a regular, otherwise forgettable Turian NPC.

>>175841259
>Cora is jealous of Peebee

Wait what? They get jealous like in ME1?

>>175841278
Tummy kissu

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>>175841163
High-functioning sociopath!

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Starting out with Andromeda now, left Eos already. What guns should I be on the lookout for? Something good that I can get early? Going from Avenger to Mattock helped a bit, but I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough damage.

>Some of my best Friends are Krogans
Gas the Writers Meme war now

>>175841374
Just craft black widow.

>>175841338
No, just Cora

She snidely comments in passing if you have hearts with other crew members

She gets rekt especially with Peebee

>SO YOU AND GIL HUH
>SO YOU AND THE CHARLATAN HUH
>SO YOU AND VETRA HUH
>SO YOU AND PEEBEE...OMG HOW DARE YOU AM I INADEQUATE

>>175841282
Yes but Jaal's romance scenes are far more intimate and he's just more loving in general. I can't choose.

>>175841374
Depends on your style. Try the kett Tolkien

>>175841278
Sid would eat the manuals, then cora would eat sid's shit

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How is he so adorable?

>>175841442
When I saw Black Widow in the research menu I knew I would try to craft it as soon as possible.

But>>175841451 I'm actually more of an automatic AR kinda guy.

>>175841093
>>175841095
>>175841156

Vetra makes it seem like she is helpless. Was confused because Vetra talks like she is 13, but she is like 8 feet tall.

>>175841374
Sandstorm assault rifle and BLACK Widow sniper rifle are the two things I'd marry with, right after Vetra.
Too bad she's not into calibrations, we could have had a nice threesome

>>175841374
N7 Valkyrie with a stability mod.

>>175841560
>but she is like 8 feet tall.
Bioware are lazy shitters who can't even design alien children or teenagers without resizing

>>175841448
And it doesnt affect your relationship with Cora at all, because I still ended up sexing both Cora and Peabee.

>>175841449
>comparing badass turian vigilante with purple sugar goofball: diabetes edition

>>175841539
>Jaal a split second from being splattered by Sara's projectile vomit

>>175841641
I rather have purple sugar goofball than a gay spectre bottom.

Dodged a bullet right there.

>>175841552
Get the Piranha and maximize the clip size as much as possible.

>>175841449
Garrus is just cooler, more aloof even though he obviously cares.

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>>175841641
Jaal is badass as well tho.

>>175841448
I would be a lot more fun if they confronted you like in ME1.

>>175841679
>a gay spectre bottom.
You mean Avitus? At least he's one hell of a pilot.

>>175841679
>gay spectre bottom.
Kaidan?

>>175841741
Yeah, I prefer ME1 and ME2 confrontations.

They just locked these conversations in Nomad banter.

>UHHH JAAL
>YOU AND DA POTHFOINDA
>DOES IT MAKE YOU UNEASY KOSTA
>WELL UGH OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD

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>>175841697
They're obviously very similar, which makes it feel like Jaal is an improved edition of Garrus.

However, it makes me feel like I'm being unfaithful to my other husbando which is just evil on Bioware's part.

Oh shit, the weapons/armor go to grade 10!? Im gonna be here a while. Level 51 for reference

>>175841448
I was about to be happy with something Cora does but then >>175841609

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>ywn give birth to Jaal's children

>>175841841
They confront you in ME2? That's cool, I only romance Liara or Ashley so I've never seen that happen.

>>175841958
Pretty sure I had Jack and Miranda fight over my robot dick.

Do you get more experience for playing on insane instead of hardcore?

>>175841849
>Jaal is an improved edition of Garrus
Are you fucking retarded or just pretending?

>>175841958
Never got that I went with Chambers

>>175841849
>improved perfection

>>175842175
I always go with Chambers too since there's no consequences and she feeds my fish.

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>>175842161
He's got Garrus's badass personality and hot voice with the nice bonus of an explicit sex scene and lots of cute banters. What's so hard to understand?

>>175841849
>improved

Bitch don't you dare diss my nigga Garrus like that, I'll have you know he's got dat REACH.

I plan to romance Jack, like romance for real, not just banging. Should it work if I'll be renegate?

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Jaal has disgusting man boobs. Needs to lose weight.

>>175841735
>muh oppressed angara
>muh pain and struggle
>I am not ashamed by my impulsive emotions
>you make my heart sing

Badass indeed.

>>175842364
>muh oppressed angara
>muh pain and struggle
Vetra: (laughs)

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>>175842316
Jaal has dem toebeans!
>>175842364
There's nothing wrong with being extroverted, you know.

>>175842414
kek

>>175842417
>>175842153
>>175841849
Not to diss Jaal himself as a character, but the most of this art I see the more I realize these girls don't want a husbando but a yes man.

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>>175842576
There's nothing wrong with a wholesome husbando who gives you emotional support.

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>>175842417
Extroverted "badass" doesn't equal to emo behavior and severe lack of confidence under that layer of openness. Jaal is an overemotional weirdo designed specifically to bait naive people like you.

And no, they don't have toebeans. Keep spamming your Jaal folder, though.

>>175842756
Those are some stalker's pseudogiant feet.

Does no one want a vindictive BDSM kett waifu?

>>175842639
>I love this husbando because I'm a needy bitch that demands emmotional support at all times, wants to be absolutely venerated and showered with attention

Get out.

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>>175842756
You sound a bit angry and insecure, anon. Instead of expressing your jealousy by lashing out, you should take tips from Jaal in case you ever want to attract a girl.

>>175843039
Horseshoe theory:

>I love this husbando because I'm a needy bitch that demands emmotional support at all times, wants to be absolutely venerated and showered with attention

>I love this waifu because I'm a needy asshole that demands emmotional support at all times, wants to be absolutely venerated and showered with attention

>>175842756
>Still no official info about how a Turian (Male AND female) looks armorless.
I'm starting to believe that they just can't take their armor off. I just hope Bioware won't use something along those lines to avoid making a naked female turian model in the future.

>>175843093
Jaal's tricks don't work in real life, people like him are considered creeps. You would know this if you actually went outside instead of obsessively defending your purple alien husbando all day long on a chinese cartoons board.

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>>175843241
Awww, you're still mad. It's adorable.

>>175843171
Where exactly did I mention waifus and what I like in characters and real people? Meanwhile, you make it very obvious how deluded you are about how normal people interact with each other and the role of emotions in a relationship.

>>175843436
First is tumblr, second is /pol/, both are wrong.

>>175843436
It's alright, maybe one day an actual girl will see past your abrasive facade and like you for your personality. Oh wait, it's awful too. Oh well!

>>175843316
>>175843536
You really make a valuable contribution with your well thought arguments, anon. Keep spamming, I'm sure nobody wants to discuss anything other than fluffy Jaal nonsense here.

>>175843629
Your butthurt is adorable. All it does is prove that Jaal is best boy tho.

>>175843241
They do work if you're handosme.

>>175844047
No wonder anon is so mad.

>samefagging waifu posters derail the thread again
classic /meg/

>>175844292
>Autists Jacking off to chibi tumblr drawings of monstrous creatures they would flee from were they real
Classic /meg/

>>175835807
>PATCH 1.05 CRACKED edition.
Some people are reporting that the repack and/or some other public versions has a bitcoin miner. Beware.

>>175844517

lmao.

> People like Jaal
No.
> People like Jaal for sexual
Nope.
> Under 10% of playthroughs are fem-ryder and from those 10% an even lesser amount like Jaal
Really makes you think.

>>175844605
The smallest minorities are often the loudest

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>>175843893
>>175844047
>runs out of counterarguments
>hurr durr umad anon lul jaal best!
Its the humgara debate all over again.

Let's cut the shit kids. Vetrabros own these threads. They are the new Talimancers but better more powerful and intelligent.

We are the vast majority of posters. When someone mentions "Jaal" or "Black crew member" I just smirk and think to myself you're not fooling anyone.

>>175845016
>>175844674

>>175845202
*adjusts glasses*

Statistically speaking Vetra fans are the vast majority of posters. As 90% of playthroughs are male Ryder. The two most popular choices are Vetra and Cora (boring and manface).

>>175844517
Huh, guess I was right >>175838215

I'm reading comments on a private tracker now and everyone is reporting the updated game crashes to desktop during conversations.

>Jaal presents you to your family
>brother sweeps in and claims you
what do?

>>175845712
Puke violently on both.

>>175845016
The only real reason Jaalfuckers cause so much shitposting is because their delusional BS about how he looks. It's like someone with a hairless poodle trying to tell you they're still fun to pet and cuddly, and as time goes on it turns into a "well yours is shit too" argument.

Raptorfags understand they are fucking an armored pigeon, but Jaalfags are going the ziploc gypsy route and are trying to pass over the glaring problem with cutesy tumblr gifs

>>175845712
Legos

>vetrafags are so insecure they can't handle one or two Jaal posts
Maybe you wouldn't be this triggered by female posters if you got laid.

>>175845879
>one or two Jaal posts
Literally half the thread is chibi Jaal from tumblr and a regular lonely girl posting strawmen on rapid fire. inb4 it's ladyconsular from nubsn

>>175841448
In my game she just said Scott and Vetra are a cute couple.

>>175846242
>nuBSN
Same shit, less choices

>>175845848
when they finally release it, 1.06 will be up

>>175846471
>CPY are working together with EA, I can see it now!

>>175846471
so Christmas?

When it comes to romance, it serms that Tali and Vetra are the most common choice. Is it because they're the only alien females?
Would a female krogan have this much success if she was the only non-Asari/Human romanceable companion?

>>175836235
Not enough quad tits

Why you keep posting disgusting angara whiile they deserve to be nuked.

Why aren't you posting beautiful Batarians when they deserve to be loved.

I want to eat takeaway and watch pleb tier anime while snuggled together with Sid!

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post Reapers

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>>175848216

>>175848142
>This will never become a reality
What a sad truth

>>175848013
Batarians are the future of Mass Effect.

>>175848216
Go to bed Sara

>>175849616
Is Sara shaved?

>>175849705
Yes. See nudemod.

Is anyone else pissed off over the whole "we are beyond your understanding human" cryptic dialogue we got for yet another game

>>175849908
I want her not to shave.

>>175846656
thez are specifically geared to a certain kind of demographic, just like Jaal and Garrus

>>175850139
She's not your property.

The end feels kind weak to me. Will there be a sequel?

>>175850403
What do you mean? She's my sister.

>ywn stay up all night with Vetra in bed and just talk and hold each other .

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Why can't I talk to Lexi on Havarl? Is it a bug?

>>175850649
It'll be a vn with shooter minigames for ios

>>175850657
>implying your older sister is your property
Go to bed, Scott.

>>175850649
if bioware follow its trend, this game will have 3 story dlcs

>>175850649
I'm assuming this will be a trilogy, and I'm really hoping they don't follow the DA formula.

>>175851053
I have a feeling they're not in the position to milk this one as hard

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>>175835807
hey, a decent OP, are we back to normal or is this still r/MassEffect?

>>175851303
kys

>>175851025
Her pussy is my property.

>>175851204
You clearly aren't familiar with EA and BW, even if the game was literal shit they would still pump out as much dlc as they could.

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>>175851346
Only in your wet dreams.

>>175835807
you forgot the most important part https://pastebin.com/MqzvBWy3

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>>175851336
t. reddit

>>175842417
pic looks like what scott would say to vetra and how she would react.

I want Obsidian to make ME game.

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>>175851535
"forgot"

>>175851204
Just like EA "will never fund DA4", right?

>>175851531
Who would have wet dreams about a Cro-Magnon?

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What did they mean by this?

>>175851837
She's saying that we're remodelling your shithole.

>>175851837
They mean Ryder is a scat enthusiast.

>>175851580
t. liaracancer

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>>175851918
>Liara
>cancer
choose one and only one

>>175851713
Do you want EA to buy Obsidian, anon?

Do not feed the liarafag.

>ywn grab Vetra's mandibles and flap them around
>tfw this arouses the femtur

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>>175852921
>plays Mass Effect
>doesnt like Liara
ayy lmao

Does Jaal give the "what do you for fun?" question to everyone? I've seen him ask it to both Vetra and Cora at least, who both answered.

Vetra: driving around and shooting bad guys.
Cora: tending to her plants
Rest: ???

>>175853486
>Drack: Define fun.
Don't remember others.

>>175853243
Are you aware of the fact that 'she' has dick?

>tfw no hurian gf

>>175853729
That's what makes her the best.

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I leave for what three daysto play assfaggots and the cancer returns

STOP JAAL POSTING
STOP FEMTUR/VETRA POSTING
THE ONLY POSTS THAT WILL BE ALLOWED NOW ARE XENO TORTURE POSTS TFW NO DEAD ALIEN FLESHLIGHT POSTS AND WHY AREN'T WE ENSLAVING THE ANGRAGA POSTS

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>>175853729
>dick
its called a mating tube newfriend and yes I am aware. how else would Femshep receive a good dicking?

>>175853887
You are wrong, Femshep is for Garrus only.

>>175853860
>tfw you will not make the first hurian ever

Angara genocide now, Remove the filthy CobraSquids.

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>>175853957
>being into beastiality
eww

>>175853860
>>175853982
Do NOT post about hybrids, please.

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>>175854032
>>175853957
>>175853982
>>175853860
Go back to furafinity

>>175853887
>>175853243
>>175852339
And you go back to hell

>>175854163
Nothing wrong with turian/human hybrid. They would be better than both.

>>175854209
Angara themed OC when

>>175854390
Soon™

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>>175845816
>raptorfucker judging other waifufags
Jaal has cute features, a hot bod, and a sexy voice, what's else could girl want?

1.05 got cracked? Can I just apply the patch to the CPY release?

Should I even bother? I didn't have too many problems with the game and I'll probably just do the same shit again.

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>>175841374
I have the solution to xeno kids that's actually fun
>>175854390
would need to edit this a little bit to make the blobs look somewhat female, plus also change the dialogue, and I am to lazy to care

https://my.mixtape.moe/ggfojz.jpg

>>175854592
See >>175844517
>>175845631

>>175854543
Jaal doesn't have a penis. if you are okay with some weird ass looking alien with a fucked up chest tazering your pussy then go ahead I guess.

>>175854623
What are you doing, fucking scanning the thread for four hour old posts with an unrelated pic just so you can be edgy about it?

>>175854707
He does have a penis, it just wasn't modeled for obvious reasons. Even if he didn't have one, he's still better than you, sweetheart.

>>175854668
good looking out buddy

>>175854661
Where's her bush?

>>175854032
>>175854195
>>175854543
>she's spamming cobras again
Didn't take long desu.

>>175854032
Is that Ryder fat? That's not canon.

Hey /meg/ I'm making a wallpaper in 1920x1080 of best girl but I'm not sure what to put in the background. I already cropped best girl out of the original background because it was rather bland, but now I'm not sure what to replace it with. Anyone got any ideas?

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>>175854743
Yeah so

>>175854828
anon we KNOW why she drew ryder fat

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>>175854781
you don't know what you are missing

>>175854848
Is faster if you just say Cora instead of best girl.

>>175851738
just like how your dad "forgot" to come back from the store, right?

>>175855020
I say best girl so that I can actually get suggestions instead of starting an argument about who best girl really is.

>>175855143
but we all know it's vetra

>>175855143
Vetra

>>175855143
Might as well pick a side because you know shit's going down either way.

next patch when

>>175855143
Rainbows in the background. I agree with you about the best girl argument.

>>175855419
>Nothing I can share right now, sorry.

>>175854848
The galaxy as seen from the Tempest.

>>175855449
As you're the only person who responded with an actual suggestion, you win. Will post once it's finished.

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>>175855143
In order of a character to be the best girl she needs to have lips, this rule is universal.

>>175854848
Ryder's quarters with the black hole in the background.

>>175855661
>implying there is anything better than Vetra wrapping her pointy mouth around Scott's lips

>>175855661
Delet this disgusting shit, Scott is for Vetra only.

>>175854543
>Leathery skin stretched over deformed muscles
>screwed up shoulderblade tits
>Massive eyes
>Cro-magnon forehead/brow
>Ivan Ooze hairflesh
>disgusting Penguin flipper hands from Batman Returns (1992)
>gross mutant monkey paw feet
You've been looking at tumblr gifs of Jaal too long and can't even see what he actually looks like anymore.
Also I fugged the rocklicker, not wannabe han solo

>>175855985
Your Scoot Vetra is for Sara

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Why can't we get along?

>>175856153
It's just friendly banter

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>there are people who are ok with the subpar romances of Andromeda
how did your standards drop so fast when Bioware showed what good romances are in the OT? are people that lonely and desperate?

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What are Turians based on? Animal wise. They remind me of crickets or mantises.

>>175856153
what the fuck

Jaalposter x the angara hater = cutest /meg/ OTP.

>>175856260
I think they're supposed to be avian. Like, humans are mammals, krogan are reptiles, salarians are amphibians, turians are avians, asari are whathefuckians, etc.

>>175856249
There's more romance content than in ME1, isn't this supposed to be a trilogy too?

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>>175856347
He's just being a tsundere.

>>175856374
>asari are whathefuckians
kek

>>175856374
Asari are mammals, that's why they have tits.

>>175856260
Raptors/Birds

>>175856374
asari are scum sucking lecherous parasitic viruses

>>175856375
>There's more romance content than in ME1
its not a question of quantity but quality. why would I spent time with a shit waifu and underwhelming romance dialogue and scenes when the OT did it so much better?

>isn't this supposed to be a trilogy too
I seem to remember that they explicitly said its not a triology, because they wanted to play it save and not give themselves boundaries that could bite them in the long run like with the OT:

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Feels good shooting those things.

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>>175855574
I finished it with the help of the anon who suggested I put in a rainbow. I like to imagine this scene is from shepard and best girl taking a peaceful walk through a garden on earth. best girl is liara btw

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>>175856809
>those lewd knees
Fuck, why are they so cute?

>>175856948
Amazing 10/10 good job anon

>>175856809
Is that a jumping liquid from Portal 2?

>>175856948
Would you still love Liara if she injected her babies into Shepard's belly?

>>175856948
reddit/10

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>>175856997
Not so cute when Sara breaks them, anon.

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I love their height difference.

>>175856809
Now you see the light-blue fiber of its costume is actually his naked skin. Now look at the ass.

>>175857267
Jaal being taller just means that he can shock and rape Sara more easily.

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>>175857108
>mfw thats my fetish

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>>175857172
I love how fierce she is, it makes the sweet and tenders moment with Jaal much more meaningful. It's truly the best romance.
>>175857313
Jaal would do no such thing., he's a gentle giant.

>>175857172
Her face looks broken

>>175855048
Savage. He's together with your mum now.

>>175857445
Sugary moments where he keeps gushing over Sara with the hope that she lets him fuck some babies into her.
Jaal is a strong monster by the way, he can overpower her when he is in heat.

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His flaws make him perfect. Sara agrees.

>>175857749
>Autist girl agrees
This is making more sense now.

>>175857743
Their relationship is built on consent tho, he's too much of a gentleman to rape somebody. Just watch their love scene, he gently goes down on her while savoring every moment and only caring about her pleasure.

http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/111/?

Help me out anons, this mods causes a black screen on my game when I launch it, do I need to disable something in Origin for mods to work?

>>175857749
Christ that disgusting chest

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>>175857640

>>175857837
>le autism meme
You're not funny.

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>>175857749
Repelling. Angara were a mistake, I hope the Jardaan built them with a kill switch.

>>175857870
Sara has autism, she can't give consent and doesn't understand what's happening when Jaal assaults her.

>>175857743
Men don't get in heat, that's a female thing.

I like how Jaal turns Sera from a stoic warrior to a hopeless romantic when he is around her.

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>>175858143
>Sera

>>175858143
>stoic warrior
nice headcanon lol

>>175858054
Why wouldn't the angara male be programmed to desire children and get horny? That is the whole point, angara must survive!

Jaal's cuteness is out of this world.

>>175858245
>ywn beat her to death

>>175858325
Waifu headcanon time?

Sometimes while they are lying in bed and Jaal is rubbing her tummy, Sara gets too relaxed and accidentally breaks wind. This always makes Jaal laugh.

>>175858515
thats an absolutely disgusting post and not because of the fart joke.

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>leave for a few hours
>thread fills with Jaalposting
I'm pretty sure those of you who aren't doing it ironically are better than this, so behave yourselves. I'd rather we didn't create a /dag/ situation where just mentioning Jaal's name is enough to trigger people.

>>175858335
Males go into rut, not heat. I think that's mostly just for animals like deer, though.

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Too bad Vetra's sex scene fades to black. I can picture a Renegade action involving the player's hands and the back of her mandibles.

>>175850882
That's not Lexi, just an asari that wears the same outfit

>>175858335
That's not what I mean, male cats are always ready it's the females that need to be in heat in order to be impregnated.

>>175850882
Does that guy in the back have default Scott's face?

>>175858751
Also this.

>>175858679
doesnt real life sex just fade to black?

>>175858382
For you. Jaal is a monstrosity, both figuratively and literally.

>>175858515
Jaal also farts quite often, filling the whole ship with a rancid smell. Sara pukes immediately when this happens.

>>175858603
I know, but I don't even care. All I know is that I love Jaal for everything he is.

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Are there some cinematic tools for ME1? I used Coalesced on ME3 and some analog for the second one but never in th first game.

>>175858872
thats pretty fucking pathetic considering he is a badly written character.

>>175858992
To each their own. I'm pretty happy we got to romance Jaal and get a happy ending with him. It was a beautiful journey, one that I will always cherish.

>>175858751
Yes. Jaal is always ready to perpetuate his species and will attempt to do so with Sara. This is what his mother wants, this is what he's designed to do. Consent isn't required because breeding is very normal for angara and they all do it!

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>>175859049
what the fuck is wrong with you? fuck off to tumblr cunt, tey will appriciate your braindead posts more.

Raptorfags are triggered by Jaal again, how cute.

>>175859076
But he explicitly asks you if you want to have sex and respects your choice if you tell him you're not interested. Obviously if reproducing is that important to angara, he's at least willing to make sacrifices.

>>175859197
Tumblr is too SJW for me. I just want to post about Andromeda with fellow redpilled fans.

>>175859049
>unironically cherishing the cringiest romance from a badly written video game when there are so many other worthwhile things to fill the brain with

I hate the combat in Andromeda so fucking much. It's actually fucking ruining the game for me.

>>175859369
git gud

Jaal has cute feet.

The Angara are based on rabbits right? They have the rabbit nose. How did they make a rabbit species look so disgusting?

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>>175859345
>redpilled
>romances a different species
lurk moar before using some buzzwords you picked up here fucking newfag.

>>175859229
That's just for the awkward as hell first scene. After that, he may as well just take her at random times because breeding is an usual thing to do for their couples. He is not embarrassed!

>>175859465
It's just not fun at all. The cover system feels wonky as fuck, I can't even tell when I can cover behind something or not, every fucking weapon feels like it's throwing pebbles, every enemy is just a damage sponge and none of the powers feel really impactful.

>>175859354
I enjoyed the game despite its shortcomings and Jaal is fantastic in so many ways.

>>175859345
>I just want to post about Andromeda
All you post here is Jaal spam that clogs the image limit. When there is actual discussion going on you resort to strawmen and baiting to defend your fetishes.