/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>>175813992
Fempyro was a mistake

Audio File or Humanitarian's Hachimaki?

hachi

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28672798#latest

what it do fuckos

replace the market gardener's downsides with -5 max health

eat up
http://tf2r.com/kkjnsfk.html

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>>175814929
wew

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>cleaver only exists to have the stunning mechanic fuck people over even more

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>playing arena 2fort as demo
>last one left on my team
>two people left on the enemy team
>a soldier and an engineer
>engineer just camps in blu spawn behind a level 3
>soldier is just using the market gardener, the rocket jumper and the base jumper
>every time I try to poke my head out he just tries to float down and kill me
>just duck back inside
>he always rocket jumps away before I can hit him with a pipe
>everyone in chat, including his own team, telling him what a massive cunt he is
>engineer gets kicked for inactivity
>goes on for 3 minutes trying to hit this fucking guy
>in the end he just charges in swinging
>somehow hits me from a mile away because his ping is shit
>die
>he wins
>mod goes "Fuck this" and bans him

>playing arena

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>>175815241
Alright, we get it, Chucklenuts. While you're sittin' at your desk playin' as some fat bald sandwich eatin' bastahd, I'm busy stunning people like you with my freakin' sweet Sandman then eatin' your sandwich myself.
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post and rate frenchmen

>>175815241
>game rewards you more for lining up easy shots with the sandman+cleaver rather than for getting long range hits with the cleaver

>that guy who bought 102 crates never delivered

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>enter shitty 24/7 CTF turbine server
>a crew of players also join
>they begin coordinating pushes and making complex plans over the all-team mic
>loudly commentate anything we try to do
>generally handle a 24/7 turbine server with max srsness
>initially get our asses kicked
>they are so busy running their tryhard offense we just keep getting guys sneaking past them and taking their intel
>eventually the silent, non-communicating underdogs defeat them
>the next round they don't say shit
I have nothing against tryhard, but please shut the fuck up on casual servers

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>>175815736
>>175815813
but i main pyro
and i like the cleaver by itself

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>>175815797
I like the military look but it still doesn't excuse that shit revolver skin

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>use phlog
>med kritzes me

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>>175815797

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>>175815797
>played turbine against xanman earlier
feelsgoodman

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>>175815797
my alt kit

>>175815878
the biggest problem with those idiots is that both teams can hear one another so they are also telling others their plans

>>175816265
that, but on top of it, they KNOW mics were set to all teams. just annoying. if they coordinate and stomp my team, good on them, just don't make me listen to all of the tryhard tactical lingo they are shouting to each other

>>175815970
It was my first contract reward and it ended up being FN
I just wish the grip had a different pattern

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>>175815797

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>>175815797
I am a bad spy but I crafted the shirt today so voila

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>>175815797
wearing only one cosmetic is nice

>>175816754
Why the heck was the exorcizer made all-class anyway?

>>175816845
fuck if i know but i wont complain
except for the fact that its on soldier, that makes no sense

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>>175816245
Hot off the presses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ40R27292c

fempyro does things to my dick i wish it didnt

>>175818070
this

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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME

>>175818070
i really only like what people managed to think up with the eyes. that paint shit is genius and makes the character actually seem cute. not sure why they always make the character fat though

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so this is the power of demoknight........

>>175818230
how do you get the game to look like quake?

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>>175818164
>If god had wanted you to live he would not have created MGE

>>175818182
https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk?t=5m15s

>>175818316
editing something with nvidia inspector

just google what you wrote +tf2

>>175818513
Is this third world tf2? For pennies a day your money would provide a child with a computer capable of running tf2?

>>175818316
doesn't look like quake at all, but if you are referring to the lack of texture filters, mat_filterlightmaps 0 and mat_filtertextures 0

>>175818642
it saves maybe 2 frames
lol

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>>175815797

>>175818338
that was enjoyable but i still don't understand the appeal, maybe im just low test

>>175818023
this whole video is embarrassing.

his strawman is actually correct the majority of the time, especially with his last point of just not playing pyro. either that or it's just made up complaints no one makes, or not even complaints at all. its made better by the fact that he hardly even argues with his own strawman, as if saying truths in a whiny voice suddenly doesnt make them true.

I love Neptune's Nightmare but goddamn why does it have to clip with every single piece of body cosmetic for pyro

>>175819726
I also like the Neptune. It looks okay with flashdance footies + space diver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlLGNhGvDE

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>>175820257
quality

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>>175820016
>>175819726
Fuck you guys for making me upset the guitar isn't available on the Pyro and for making me make this

>>175820949
good taste in vidya

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hey sorry for taking so long long story about cats and homeless people.
also ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP????

>>175821883
me

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>>175821883
i'm tf up

Smoke it babyyy

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>>175821883
200% ready

>>175821883
im down, but im up

>>175821883
Stayed up specifically for this. Let's go, nigga.

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>>175818328
>tfw have the items for this and dress like this from time to time

>supporting valve's shitty behaviour

youre the reason they dont add anything but cases and cosmetics to the game

>>175821883
I'll be up for hours son.

just traded my botkiller wrench with a robots destroyed part for a factory new butchered bird grenade launcher

i wonder if that guy knew it doesnt track robots killed by your sentry

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>>175821883
DO IT

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>people that know trade maps better than they know official maps

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>>175821883
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>>175823168
well went as good as i supposed it did...BUT WAIT >w> <w< +w+ ....whats this? that little question mark?

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>>175823490
I haven't played tc_hydro since orange box for ps3 and I'm a trade server admin. Fight me :P

>>175823819
uh oh

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>>175823819
hmmmm....

>>175823819
is it a basic killstreak spy-cicle kit?

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>>175823819
well come on man dont leave us hanging

>not exclusively playing the high skill cap classes demoman and pyro

lol noob

>>175823819
XwX
aces high hat of cards

>>175823819
magnificent mongolian with shitty effect.

>not using a trip
How am I supposed to know when you tell us the answer?
Newfriends, seriously.

>>175823819
>professional rocket launcher, shotgun, AND scattergun kit
you won. everything else is pure profit.

>>175824292
>17 keys
>7 keys
>14 keys
38 keys isn't 102 keys buddy.

>>175824413
BUHBUHBUH HE HASNT REVELED WHATS UNDER THE QUESTION MARK YET YOU DUMMY

>>175824476
Whatever it is, it isn't pure profit.

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>>175823819
hmmm not bad, thought you where gonna get nothing but basics

>have 2.2k hours in tf2
>ow came out
>havent touched tf2

I wanna get back into TF2 but a lot of the servers I used to play on no longer exist. Anyone know any decent 32 player servers?

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>>175823819
you gonna post it or what homo?

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>>175823921
>>175823958
>>175824009
>>175824068
>>175824140
>>175824292
>>175824606
>>175824795
>>175824247 (you) was right :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

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>>175823819
TELL US ALREADY

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>>175824928
rip

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>>175824928
Damn son, and it only took 300$

>check price
>11 keys
OK, you just fucked up royally on this, sempai.

>>175824928
And this, children, is why we don't gamble.

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>>175824928
>probably worth less than some of those pro kits

>>175824928
"ahh im sorry m8" - long distance shoot head man

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>>175824928
>its eleven keys
at least you got some neato kits right dude

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>>175824928
Now you have a hat reminding you of all the money you blew

>>175824928
on the bright side you probably just funded the entire tf2 team for like a whole week all by yourself

>>175824928
>>175825831
"it costs 300$ to unbox this hat for 12 seconds"

>>175825931
245 cent custom keys

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>>175824928
can you atleast post the sheens and effects of the killstreaks so i can get the taste of vomit out of my mouth

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>>175824928
comon man i had high hopes

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>>175825028
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>>175825831
>>175826036
>>175826234
i dunno i guess it could be worse....but not really
Can we post heavys to help me get over this sick felling in my stomach, also if possible plz meme my stupid ass to the highest claibur, it would help

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>>175826420
it's themed because genghis khan is a famous mongolian and he stole and pillaged

>>175826420
>unusual taunt as well
what it is it/effect?

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>>175826691
fiery passion to go along with my infinite money
when will i learn ;_;

>play tf2 for thousands of hours
>grinding out skill to be a better player
>play a few seasons of competitive
>become semi-DMlord able to win almost every 1v1 I put myself in
>have to leave videogames competitive or otherwise due to real life shit
>come back after a few years
>300hrs later I'm absolute trash
>lose most 1v1s, genuinely surprised when I win them
>unable to play with comp teams at the level I used to be anymore
>pissed off constantly due to not being as good as I once was
>place skill level at low open even though I can watch demos and understand what should be happening vs what the player is doing
>get even more frustrated that I can't do it in game
I think this is it for me fellas, I've had fun but I can't do it anymore.

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>>175826420
Outdated now, I'm using my new strange killer exclusive instead of the beard and I got a strange coffin nail minigun

>>175827436
always fun to crouch into these idiots and let them give you a sandwich then shoot them in the fucking face like the retards they are.

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*fixed the text, since It had a typo. It's late.


>>175827528
As long as they're not on my team, it's basically a perma-dead player.

>>175827649
i always get conflicted with friendlies because on one hand it's i guess a "dishonest" strange kill because it's on someone who isn't playing the game, but at the same time it could be a strange kill on a weapon i barely get kills with in the first place. my kukri isn't getting to hale's own overnight if i pussyfoot around with friendlies.

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Also here are the sheen's/results of the endeavor
best ones are pictured as for the specialized:
x3 spy-cicle( agonizing emerald, x2 mandarin)
x5 GRU ( x3 mandarin, deadly daffodil,villainous violet)
x4 ubersaw ( x3 team shine, villainous violet)
x2 sniper rifle ( x2 villainous violet )
x4 scatter gun ( x3 mandarin, deadly daffodil)
x3 axestingusher ( mandarin, agonizing emerald, team shine)
x2 rocket launcher ( team shine, hot rod)
x1 shot gun ( villainous violet)
Regular killstreaks:
x13 axestingushers
x12 sniper rifles
x11 spy-cicles
x7 uber saws
x6 shotguns
x6 rocket launchers
x5 GRU
x5 scatter guns
probably sell/raffu most of these, may hang on to the axestingushers for a later date. Im done shitting up the thread for now.

>>175828728
Raffle the rocket launcher ones to me, thanks.

valv pls

when is totalynotascamgoyiumgibmoninowhugs.tf gonna allow cash donations? every time i go to the page it wont let me donate any of my money.

>>175829287
I'm nearly there
other than scrims and matches I play jump maps
MGE is for brain dead nigs

>>175829287
tmeplate blz, i want to bost meems

>>175829463
smart fella
so much people fall in the mge/tf2center loophole and never get out of that
they stay dumb forever, just decent dm but dumb
what jump maps do you recommend for beginners? i really like jump_summer and jump_elephant

>>175829620
I like oats, airships, competitive, orbital because they're easy and somewhat fun to run. also a few other maps that I dont remember the name to. but I'm pretty shit at jumping anything that isn't t3 and I hate bullshit jumps that are impossible in an actual game.
people that grind mge/tf2c are only good at shit strats and couldn't place themselves higher than steel on a good day. they just spend forever learning shitty habits that get them destroyed in 6s with a coordinated team.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42I4XLXSpc
TF2 full-length anime when
>>175829913
>jump_competitive
the jump in granary mid is bs, i could never do it. didn't ever see it in an actual game either.

>>175830140
a lot of the jumps in it are shit and should never be done, the granary one especially since that map is still in rotation. getting to mid with enough hp to jump to their catwalk is a feat, making the jump is pretty hard and then what the fuck would you do if you did make it? after that jump is one with turbine's mid which is also retarded and you have to do it twice. but it is somewhat fun and nice to play a map that isnt full of bounces, wall climbs, pogos, quad sync, slides, water physics and a combination of them for no reason other than "lol we'll make this one difficult for the sake of being difficult" even though I can do those with enough attempts.

>>175823819
What's the professional scattergun kit?

>>175830140
you need to ctap for the granary jump

Remember when valve removed ctapping because soldiers mobility was starting to break the game and soldier mains cried so hard at no longer being quit so OP that valve was forced to add it back?

>>175830856
>soldier mains can only win through bug abuse
lol fucking pathetic

jump_competitive remake with actual modern maps when?
+cp_reckoner
+cp_logjam
+kalinka / cardinal ?
-cp_well
-cp_freight
-cp_croissant
-ctf_turbine

>>175830856
i dont remember that
when did that happen

what i do remember though is the increased push force taken from rocket jumping bug in the eotl update
that was a fun week

Soldier nerfs are long over due. Just look at him

>can travel faster than a scout
>can do more damage than a demo
>has weapons that give him more health
>has weapons that let him gain health back
>has both hitscan and projectile weapons
>medic can follow him around with ease with a medigun that gains uber in seconds and keeps him at full health while activated
>can crit melee just by falling next to you
>has a wepon that lets him move with no health cost to himself with the only downside that hes stuck with a melee that can easily crit and the shotgun, one of the best weapons in the game
>his only viable counter aside from just throwing the entire team at him is a sniper who either wont be able to aim long enough before a rocket hits him or won't be very good if you are playing in a pub

Do any strange factory new commando grade weapons exist from the Gentlemann's, craftsmann's, harvest, or teufort collections? From what I understand you'd need to trade-up with 1000 factory new civilian-grade weapons all with stat clocks, right?

>medic can follow him around with ease with a medigun that gains uber in seconds and keeps him at full health while activated
so this isn't true for other classes

HOW CAN I TURN 20 REF INTO PROFIT? JEWING WAS SO EASY BACK THEN

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>tfw leading the arena fps genre into a brave new world

>>175831371
>expecting anything from the retards at valve at this point

>can travel faster than a scout
at the cost of health, should he fall right into any player after 2-3 rockets he's got one maybe two shots and typically less health than they do
>can do more damage than a demo
??? what ???
>has weapons that give him more health
at the cost of mobility and damage sure
>has weapons that let him gain health back
the blackbox is only used by the most retarded waddlers that are only going to kill bot scouts and retarded spies
>has both hitscan and projectile weapons
shotgun is only dangerous if you're at 50hp and trying to hug a soldier that doesnt rocketjump
>medic can follow him around with ease with a medigun that gains uber in seconds and keeps him at full health while activated
gain uber in seconds????? you might actually be a shitter
>can crit melee just by falling next to you
at the cost of health and damage, also your fault for not hearing/seeing a tard fly through the air
>has a wepon that lets him move with no health cost to himself with the only downside that hes stuck with a melee that can easily crit and the shotgun, one of the best weapons in the game
you're retarded
>his only viable counter aside from just throwing the entire team at him is a sniper who either wont be able to aim long enough before a rocket hits him or won't be very good if you are playing in a pub
or you know, a scout or a demo or an engineer or a pyro or a heavy or another soldier. It's like you're trying to be a shitty player.

>>175831571
No, because a scout or an engie being pocketed will never be as successful

>>175831935
1. Buy currently special versions of underpowered weapons with buff's looming over them. You can get anywhere between 1.5x to 3x profit
2. Buy 1.33 craft hats for it all and gamble them by crafting them together
3. Use the metal to buy the Brütal Bouffant and The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, change your entire profile to look like you are a girl, get a voicemod, and then catfish people passively for items.
4. Start bullying peoples ego's in Pub servers against tryhards. Do just well enough to kill them a few times, but also play retarded sometimes. Taunt after every kill, type insults specifically at them. Once they rage, tell them to MGE you for 20 refined. Once you are in, give them the full extension of your powers and win. Keep doubling down after that.

>>175832283
I like all the suggestions but only have the balls to do 2

Thank you anon!

I got 4 notifications saying that people I reported received matchmaking bans.

>>175832283
>betting on MGE
holy shit that's autismal

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>>175813992

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WHADYA THINK OF THAT, MR. HIGHTOWER CAPPIN'

>>175832063
>only counter arguments are "ur a shitter lol"
>doesn't take into account that a soldier is never without a medic
>shotgun is only scary if you have 50hp

Nice try, retard soldier main

>>175824928
You would have lost less if you gave everybody in this thread a key.

>>175828728
What is your id? I'd love to buy some of your kits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-8WhQLaTPM

>>175832947
GIBUS-FACE

how do people actually stand maining such a basic bitch class like soldier? the only thing he has going for him is rocket jumps and you have to give up your secondary slot to do that consistently. 4 shots of mediocre damage at a slow firing speed + splash falloff + slow reload speed isn't enough to do anything worthwhile. at least tfc soldier had substantially higher tankiness (~300 hp) and firepower than most classes, and his rocket launcher could actually knock enemies away from the objective instead of just making it easier for them to surf toward you. tf2 soldier is just a worse demoman. even sticky jumps are better than rocket jumps

>>175834116
I like to shoot at the ground

>>175834116
boy you picked the wrong general to complain that soldier is underpowered to

>>175831503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POl175JFRps
Bit of a cuck but informative

>>175834274
his balance is fine he just sucks in the sense that he's boring and other classes are better usually

Friendly reminder net_graph still allows you to see how many players are currently loaded on your end and you can use it to see if someone is coming towards you or an enemy group push is nearby

>>175833521
MINISENTRY BUILDIN'

>>175834116
soldier is less boring than about 6 other classes

>>175834628
maybe that's why they disabled it for valve competitive

>>175835051
DANGER-SHIELD-BAUCHLE

if this gets posted in full I'll do a reading and upload it to yt

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>join random 2fort server
>Soldier-Medic pair stumping muh pub
>Start killing them
>Get idea
>Walk into their base
>Make sticky trap
>Bait them
>They have an IQ over 5 so they let an teammate activate my trap instead
>They start going for the kill
>Continue to backtrack
>Go around corner
>I was using ScotRes all along and had another trap ready
>Soldier get's btfo'd
>Medic is really close now
>He starts running at me with Übersaw
>Backtrack out of their base
>I had a 3rd sticky trap at the entrance
>He falls for it

>>175835369
SCORCH SHOTTIN'

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>>playing with pyro main

>playing with pyro main
>he unironically thinks that reserve shooter needs a buff

>>175835725
>crits instead of mini crits
>larger clip size than stock
>bullets automatically gravitate towards enemies
>target no longer needs to be airborne to activate crits
>no random non-critical hits
balanced

>>175835651
PHLOGISTINATOR USIN'

>>175835819
SPY MAININ'

>>175835781
One thing I've always found interesting is how pyro is one of the only classes where expensive items don't mean they are skilled.
Often they just use what is currently the pyro's instant-death gimmick. Be it Puff+Axt, Puff+Reserve, or Puff+Flare.

So many 'Pyro mains' treat TF2 like some kind of second-life with deathmatch minigames. So they get the expensive hats, weapons, and taunts for prestige on their friendly servers.

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Will my dollar be chopped?

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Well shit
File name relevant

>>175818328
>that loadout
hello 2011

>>175836090
hot garbage

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>>175828728
>that RL kit
>that scatter kit
>an shotgun kit
not a bad haul, all things considered. For such a big unboxing you did pretty well aside from that unusual

>>175835884
STICKY SPAMMIN

>>175828728
Nice one anon
Gambling is fun

>>175835884
TAVISH DEGROOT LOOKIN'

>>175836321
>>175836412

2FORT PLAYIN'

>>175836090
god it fucking suck

h-hey now, whats wrong with a bit of 2fort

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>Launch a spy in the air
>Pull out my reserve shooter
>Unload a delicious mini crit into his tight spypucci
>He calls me ''An asshole.''
>I was playing soldier.

Was he right?

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>>175836613
Not really, with soldier Reserve Shooter is not that cancerous.
It's the same as people complaining that you can consistently hit airshots with the DH, or even just stock rocket launcher.
Although why would you not use one of the many better secondaries for ptsdman

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bauchle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

here's the full insult so you FUCKS can come up with something actually creative and fitting, lik this >>175833521 >>175835369 , not just noun + verb ending in -ing

>>175836769
>Not being the biggest dick in all of hightower and going DH/RS and sitting on the tower at all times
>Not enjoying the salty tears of the so ebin trulldiers

>>175836781
ADJECTIVE ENFORCIN'

>>175836781
AUTISM HAVIN'

>>175836781
FAGGOT LOVIN'

>>175836781
DICK SUCKIN'

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>>175836928
That's fun, altough I prefer
>Hightower using Loch/ScotRes/Paintrain
>Bootytrap every single healthkit on the map with Stickies so the l'epic trolldiers can't get any of their health pack unless they want to die now instead of later
>Airshot every single rocket jumper and they die before they even land
>If you don't have time to hit them several times, just shoot them once, pull out paintrain and out-melee them
>Cap 5 times over and no one can stop you
It's the reason whiteboys can't jump

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>>175836781
Are all samurai jack fans this fucking pathetic that they need to correct everyone?
Do these fat nerds really think we care about some stupid scotsman meme?

The answer is no because I've been a fan for years. I doubt 'basket-face' is a creative entry, so the previous responses were fine.

keep your trip on or stop replying to yourself

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>>175837208
>spoiler

>>175837208
fuck you

>>175837208
I will give you a degreaser if you do another godlike killstreak as spy

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>>175837872
Ohh shit, can do.
I got so many meme killstreak weapons and I have no idea what to do with them.

>>175838472
Like what? You could try to go on godlikes with them
Fan O' War godlike when

>>175838472
make specialized killstreaks and then
give them to me for free

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Made my kill-streak spy weapon of choice stock revolver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlldvAVBnE

>>175838981
how is that bait? pyro has the highest theoretical skill cap

>>175839147
Revolver is ridicolously effective and surprisingly underappreciated
>Aim at center of mass
>Kill any class with a full cylinder

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Which one of you edgy teens was this

>>175839314
It was clearly sideways steven

What, are you fucking blind or something?

>>175839294
>ridiculously effective
>21 damage
ah yes

>>175839314
let me guess, that guy was a soldier main?

Don't you ever give me one with your disgusting (You)'s again you filthy spic

>>175839314
my dad

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Did you guys hear about the matchmaking ban wave that happened today?

Did we finally win?

viva btfo

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>>175839535
I figured that was happening with the 5 notifs of hackers banned I got in the last thread

>>175839442
You asked a question and I answered it. Damn, not only are you blind, you're also dumb as fuck

>>175839543
Nah

>>175839406
One with a medic up his ass too

ded

not big surprise

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overwatch killed it
quake champions will rape the corpse

>>175839381
>Being cheeky
Of course i'm not talking about sniping people, midrange it does about 40 to 50, plus the crit chance is at max after a single backstab so pump out those shots

why can i only ads with snippy roifl as austrian pissthrowing long-dstanc kiler

It wasn't the airplanes

It was beauty killed the beast

hahaha piss jars

it wasn't airplanes
it was charged explosives, look at wtc 7's fall rate, it is inconsistent with fire damage to the point where fire damage is actually a physical impossibility for the destruction of the tower and don't even get me started on the pentagon

>>175839579
how is this not being abused?
what if bots are made to spam reports on everyone on a server?

>>175841057
i'm sure they actually investigate it and don't just autoban everyone that's ever been reported

>>175832973
nice try retard but I'm a scout main which is why I don't get shit on by garbage soldiers.
>only argument is made up bullshit hypothetical scenarios
>soldier is never without a medic
haha what the fuck?

>>175820949
I like you already. Must try this loadout.

>Last Online 5 days ago
>doesn't respond to messages

did dukefag die

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To all you scout mains out there, stop taking my fucking teles. The least you could do is stop being a baby kicking, lemon/lime wearing, attitude compensating prick for the guy building a dispenser just for you. Thank you.

>Boot up TF2
>Get into server
>Ping is over 100
>Team is full of F2Ps
>Games are either rolls or getting rolled

I just want to play TF2, fuck.

>>175841638
>see unupgraded level 1 teleporter at spawn
>switch to engineer, it's cool, our team will survive without a 4th sniper for a little bit
>upgrade the teleporter
>look up
>a gibus scout is waiting for me to upgrade it so he can go through
i hate people

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if only there was some sort of chat blacklist feature

>>175842016
you can just mute people and you won't see their messages in chat

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>>175842016
All I see.

>>175832283
I'm the guy who asked for profit

I traded in 16.66 worth of ref and got nothing in profit

Fuck me I'm never doing that again

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>>175836781
>Basket-Face

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>valve listens to these people
no wonder random crits are still a thing, rng makes everything fun! xD

>>175841469
He's busy playing quake.

i-in heaven.. :c

>>175841638
>playing scout on shitty pub map
>level 3 tele outside spawn
>nobody else around
>run to it
>gibus scout pushes me off and takes it even though I got there first
what the fuck
>run the 7 whole seconds it takes to the fight
>retard scout has already died

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>>175837872
>>175839294
PRIMO VICTORIA
Took way too long because people kept capping and some nigger ragehacker got me at a 18 streak.
now gimme

Keli is based.
BASED.

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>>175841921
>join a game just as it started
>notice a teleporter on its own at level 1
>switch to engie to level it up
>upgrading it when 2 teammates (scout and spy) respawn and start fighting over who gets to go first
>whatever i'm just getting it to level 3 and can stickyjump where I need to later
>suddenly a spy comes out and starts sapping the teleporter
>clueless pubs dont even acknowledge the spy or the fact the teleporters being sapped
>have to be the one to fix the porter and deal with spy
>third guy appears as i'm killing spy waiting on the teleporter to be sorted too
>just give up and leave it at level 2 while the retarded pubbies keep budging each other
I'm sorry pub engineers

>>175843548
nice try keli

are pub players the most brain dead fucking retards you've ever encountered in videogames?
I'm thinking that some special needs org has put their children in front of tf2 as some sort of cruel joke to the rest of us.
>nobody plays medic
>shit tier snipers/spies constantly making up at the minimum 30% of the team while also bottom scoring due to their inability to hit anything or do anything useful.
>autism binds everywhere
>not a single fucking pyro knows how to blow their teammates to get rid of flames

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>>175843557
I'm fine with this, such is the life of an engi main. You can destroy my sentries over and over again. You can take away my ability to make dispensers all together, but DON'T TAKE TELES FOR GRANTED! Shit's my most biggest priority at all times, I want people to be aware of that.

does human still post here

>>175843780
Luckily I notice there's a lot more pyros that know how to air blast, but it's probably only because of the health-on-extinguish mechanic. Otherwise, I doubt they could give less of a shit whether I'm in flames or not.

>>175842965
I love randomness in competitive shooters
Really fun to have all skill meaningless because RNGesus decided to be an ass

>>175843780
Shit like those are understandable since TF2 has lots of depth and I don't expect pablo.tacos2003 to understand any tips written in the loading screen anyway. What pisses me off is those who don't bother with the tutorial or have never played a class based FPS and always pick the easy kill classes that barely help the team.

>>175844257
These are the kinds of people who dwell in reddit. Honestly never thought I would hear a person even like random spread.

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>>175844339
I never bothered with the tutorials when I first played, admittedly I was part of the problem when I first played but I learnt the basics after a few hours in 2fort. There was one time I was running behind a teammate soldier trying to extinguish him, but he wasn't on fire, he just had a burning unusual effect and I didn't know any better.

>>175839535
They'll be back again, just give them some time.

do collectors kits still drop?

>>175844671
nope

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>die two times in a whole round
>both only to crits
>both enemies taunt

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Post 11 PhD pure skill man

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>>175845224

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>used to have abysmal hitreg when it came to headshots with the Amby/Sniper
>remember they fixed a bug where hitboxes wouldn't actually match the playermodels
>come back to TF2
>mfw actually hitting shit now

God bless the autist who actually went through the entirety of TF2's code just to find a single digit that was incorrect.

>>175845267
Vibri is cute!
CUTE!

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>>175845224
It would move me to tears...if I still had tears to shed.

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>>175845224

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>>175845224
*muffled sound of regret in the distance*

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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/64/Soldier_mvm_collect_credits02.wav

>2fart
>nothing happening, its not even a hyper defense stalemate
>build a teleporter in enemy intel
>my team is now delivered to the enemy's ass and they begin deploying their own buildings like a spreading creep
>win in the next five minutes
Why do people not take initiatives on their own anymore

>>175846814
78% of the tf2 playerbase are underage third worlders, what exactly did you expect?

>>175846814
Best part is seducing half your team to take your teleporter as an engineer, and then build an entire metropolis in the enemy intel.

Nothing is more beautiful than the meta changing to 12 people desperately trying to take their own intel room back from 7 engineers, 2 medics, a pyro, and a demoman.

>>175845632
I'm gonna tell Valve you browse this nazi website. Then they will remove your items from the game!

>>175847583
Volvo probably has employees browsing t b h

>>175845632
HUD ?

>>175847583
Its not a cowboy set for a bear, they ain't gonna remove shit.

>>175847709
I think its toon hud.

>Check profile
>203 hours in the last 14 days

>>175843780
>hatless medics running around with syringe gun out
>engies wrenching fully-upgraded sentries on last
>soldiers trying to kill with the rocket jumper
>snipers trying to Rambo with the SMG
>"how do I change class"
>the child who refuses to take his finger off the mic button
>that one guy who just sat down at a computer for the first time in his life and is in some obscure corner inspecting the wall
They're adorable to watch but sometimes you just want to play with sentient players
Such is the curse of a ten year old f2p game

>>175848874
saved

>>175848874
Not even true for either case

Hackers don't play the game to win nor to piss people off

It's just fun for them, the same way getting a bunch of cheats in GTA is.

>>175848701
You forgot
>spies who run around swinging their knife like a lunatic
>snipers blind to the world around them
>pyros who don't know they have an airblast
>heavies who think they're snipers
>engineers who take 20 seconds to do anything and have extremely slow reaction time
>soldiers who stand still firing rockets

>>175849057
I never understood how can having a program to aim for you is "fun"

>>175849057
I would kick those nerds asses if I had the chance anyway. A bunch of fat nerds who need cheats to actually have fun in a game.

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>>175849172
same way something like cookie clicker is fun. It's just stuff happening, skinnerbox, crit headshots etcetcetc

>>175849198
kek

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>>175845224
Pompadour is always good.

>>175849148
>engineers who take 20 seconds to do anything and have extremely slow reaction time
Oh yes how could I forget
https://youtu.be/ktDEa-I3CM8

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https://youtu.be/goSEhptaQt8
;-;7

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>>175849380

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post your nothing personnel kid class

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>>175849831

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>>175843780
>play pyro
>gibus scout on fire runs away from me presumably to a health kit
>calls a vote kick because I'm a shit pyro
Fucking faggot doesn't realize I can't catch up to him

>>175850269
>things that never happened

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this is the thread mascot. say something nice about her.

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post spies

>>175850493
I want to fuck that mouth

>>175850362
Shit like that happens all the time.
If you don't think that happens then you have neve played tf2

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>>175850514

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>>175850550
you're the first in the chamber kid

>>175848874
Antagonize*

>>175849057
Have you not seen the NSS Steam group or the LMAObox subreddit?

>>175850493
would boop

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>mfw i hold flank

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>mfw holding flank and keep taking roamer's health kit

>>175850694
The Colonel actually sold the secret recipe decades ago, and when it was changed, he tried to open a KFC competitor on his own, but he got his ass sued by the current owners of KFC.

Quake Champions beta codes
UBX8-P96P-H9AA-2Q9H-H94R

MEY7-P43N-U8XM-2H9H-K92G

UBR3-Q83Q-Y3MB-9Q2M-N42F

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>>175849831

>>175850809
>unironically shilling moba quake

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>mfw holding flank as fempyro

>>175850809
>Oh cool, I'll enter this on Stea-

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>>175850923
iktf /b/ro

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Mini sentries fucking suck. They weak and do no damage. If u play engie and build this shit uninstall game.

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who a m*ther f*kin bRAP boy HERE?

Scout is the most powerful class in the game.

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This is my

>Tradable after: Thursday, May 11, 2017

face

>>175851102
Sorry scout/soldier main.

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>tfw no pocket medic gf to tell me ''good shooting''

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>>175850514

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>>175851131
*raises paw*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

The soldier from Team Fortress 2 can shoot a rocket at his feet to perform a rocket jump.

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the boston basher is a direct downgrade from stock

>>175851264
Its okay wanderer, just let it out buddy

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This shit still pisses me off to no end.
So many normal and good cosmetics which are restricted, so many shit-tier edgelord and artstyle breaking ones without any restrictions.

>>175851353
how it can bleed and do good damage and you can hit your enemy strongly

>>175851353
t. idiot

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>>175851353
The Scottergun is exactly the same as the shotgun what the fuck is the point of the scout class?

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scout is underpowered

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>>175851331
>no unusuals

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GUYS LOOK WHO IT IS

>>175851353
>>175851707
what the fuck
>>>/trash/

>>175851893
IS THAT MUSELK?

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Where were you when you found out that pyro is actually the end all bee all class in team fortress 2? She's
>fast
>has 175
>has a flamethrower
>can epically reflect EVERYTHING in the game

Soldier and demo mains don't even fucking reply to this post, you are worthless trash to me

>>175851960
try and reflect bullet

>You won a raffle!
>It's a spec ks manntreads kit
Whelp.

>>175851960
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behind heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff

>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
>point and click on heads monkey island style
>oooohh running close to someone and epic meatshotting him in the back takes so much skill muh double jump
>b-but muh aim muh meatshots XD
>muh 6s

sorry homeboys, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. if not THE highest. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play

any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will my dudes. all scout can do is pressing spacebar twice and spamming AD with his epic null-canceling script. that's all there is to scout movement. no rocket jumps, no pogo, no headshots, nothing. even fucking engineer offers more movement options with sentry jumps.

scout mains are almost as bad as soldier mains, get your head out of your asses. play some unreal tournament or quake and realize that your 'skill' is negligible, worthless scout mains. sniperfags are even worse, he has no movement abilities at all.

medic, demo and pyro are the only respectable classes.

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>>175849380
Rip you emaciated furry fuck, may your bones nourish all those hot furry females

>>175852070
>>175849380
Literally whom?