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Best ass Edition

What's new?

>D.Va Hero Announced
https://youtu.be/UgJLvtx5PzI [Embed]
>Nexus Challenge 2.0; Oni Genji skin, Policeman D.Va, loot boxes, and more in Overwatch and HotS
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
https://youtu.be/Bv2t9lwC7lk [Embed]

>**Megabundles Announced**; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20
>Genji Hero Announced; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji
https://youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI [Embed]
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura
https://youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0 [Embed]

>For new players
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE [Embed]
>New & Experience Players - Advice on Improving and Not Raging
https://youtu.be/dR220gLIUEo [Embed]

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20718358/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20724210/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20726730/

>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default (Slightly inaccurate)
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where can I find you AFK Jainas ?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

Previous thread: >>175774791
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first for gul'dan a best
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i am the best player of vg
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Die IRL slutposter
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>loss
>loss
>loss
>win
>win
>win

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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P R I M E T H I C C
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>>175811482
Someone tell Grubby the tierlist has no Lili and two TLV's.
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What is the best Auriel build you can do? I'm a new player and she's my most played. Any tips for her as well?
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>>175811482
>[Embed] [Embed}
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>>175811710
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
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>>175811482
Op confirmed for reddit fag and healslut
Either we have a female or a gay, I don't know which option is worse
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>tfw can't decide between zagara, tychus and sgt. hammer
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890734
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890734
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890734
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>>175811482
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there should be a "remove shit OP" option in the report window TBQH
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>>175811854
Zagara is really weak atm.
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>realize I'm one game from a loot box on gazlowe
>Pick him
>Lane against Gazlowe 2.0
>Lose lane
>Li Ming is angry I'm not picking a top tier character in QM
>Her and Uther report me when we lose.
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Probius completely stole gazlowe thing and I hate it for that.
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>>175812062
I have no problems playing as her. 3/5 times I get MPV because I can either autism push on my own or pop in and stir up shit with a few well placed roachlings in their back line.
Or a Devouring Maw to just silence their entire backline.
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So whats the point of the first 20 minutes of each game when one late game teamfight decides everything
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>>175812171
Try playing Probius, if you're doing well as zag you should do even better as a more powerful hero.
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>>175812239
I do play Probius occasionally. Still do better as Zag.
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reminder that hots is a degenerate tranny game
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>>175812204
>the first 20 minutes of each game
>first 20 minutes
Most games are over in 20 minutes.
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Probius seems boring as fuck to be quite honest
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I'm sorry for the OW players feeding, we're not all like that.
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>>175812204
I mean
like
it's possible to win in the first five

not sure how dota is but in league an ace at 30-40 minutes is generally game, at least outside of bronze-silver
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>>175812349
Yeah thats my fucking point
Every single game lasts until a SINGLE end-game objective team fight
Regardless of who has been winning the whole game, whoever wins that fight wins the entire game
Literally all you need to do is soak until that teamfight
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>make thread early b/c op thinks it makes him a special snowflake
>embed embed embed ahmed embed

kill yourself op
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Temporal Flux or Archon on Li Ming?
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>3 abaturd games in a row

fucking stop it
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Coming in from /owg/ just to say suck it nerds
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Some times the game is hard.
They had 3 healers, LiLi, Morals and malf.
Killing them was impossible.
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>>175812204
>not understanding the game this badly

How did you even type that message being as retarded as you are?
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>>175812365
LIES
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>its a team fucks around doing no damage and then bitches at auriel for not healing episode again
Why is qm so shit?
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"Look, anon, I don't get why I have to wear this."
>"Revenue."
"Yeah but this is even worse than my lotus dress. There's no pockets. Where's my maps supposed to go?"
>"Your lotus dress wasn't making enough sales. The Summer Fun in the Sunâ„¢ team managed to squeeze in this new one for you. Be happy."
"Why does Stiches get the blow up?"
>"Holy shit shut up and get out of the my office."
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>tfw Hanamura is a shitty map
>tfw it's really biased to stealth and burst heroes
>tfw last game we were camped in spawn because of Sgt. Hammer, Auriel, and Li Ming
>tfw behind four levels.
Feelsbadman
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I didn't know this much anger could be possible
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>>175813340
Don't give up anon, you'll get there.
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>>175813305
Fuck off autismo.
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>>175813325
>Tfw playing Samuro on Hanamura and owning every camp on the map.

It's like the only time I don't feel like a useless piece of shit as Samuro.
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>>175813340
>tfw was <5 points from masters promo multiple times
>finally reach it
>abathur first pick on tomb
>reach it again
>early nova
>third time is the charm
>or maybe an illidan into brightwing/jojo

to top it all off I've got a hardstuck plat 1, 1000 point smurf

make the pain stop
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>>175813029
Temporal Flux if you have disintegrate.
Archon is terrible because it disables teleport.
If you went Wave of Force you take Tal Rasha
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>>175813513
>capping mercenaries as Samuro
Congrats you're doing his only job right.
Still, it's a shit map and thoe camps do jack shit for the teamfight or map progression.
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>>175811728
>there's a chance porn will finally be made of prime evil Diablo
On another note does anyone have pic related with text?
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Anyone know who drew this?
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alternate to hotslogs talent builds?
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>>175813631
No, I get that, but the camps on Hanamura are worth really good experience. Doing mercs as they were up so long as I don'y have anything else important to do, is worth as much as just sitting around soaking most of the time. It's that good. The only camps with items that actually give you a good advantage are the Medkit camps, which most heroes struggle to solo, but Samuro does it easily.

So, Medkits and massive amounts of exp in mind, I feel like Sam and his mercing are especially useful there.
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>>175813913
I use Icyveins
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>>175813449
>>175813561
That was after my placement matches
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>>175813913
Play the hero and figure out what works yourself
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>do friend games
>help anon who do I pick I'm new to this
>do you have Gall
>Yeah I do
>alright I Cho and you can just press buttons all game
A lot less stressful this way
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>>175813913
There's IcyVeins, but I'd recommend taking what you read with a grain of salt.
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diamond 4 from my promos
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Tyrande best girl and best butt

don't you forget it
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>>175814367
until Ysera and her big dragon bum gets added into hots.
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>>175814367

>implying she has the best butt when it's had orc dick inside it
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>>175813979
Turrets are sick, don't even.
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>tune into voyboy
>he's losing
>has an abathur
>who is dying
>repeatedly

delet autism slug
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>>175812371
You can buyback in Dota so being wiped isn't as brutal as in other ASSFAGGOTS.

Also, if you wipe the enemy team it all depends on whether or not Roshan is up so you can get the Aegis (Which brings back whoever picked it up back to life with full hp and mana.)
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>play 3 versus AI matches
For what purpose? I thought they wanted people to play more multiplayer or is this just blatant pandering to casuals?
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How would she work in HotS?

I think almost every single of her abilities fits into HotS already.
Except the ability to hack health packs. How could that be changed?
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>>175815245
>>>/owg/
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>>175815068
>why is this casual game pandering to casuals
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>>175815245
NO SPICS ALLOWED
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>>175814571
Seriously? They seem like complete garbage to me. Though to be fair, they do seem like better Gazlowe turrets so there's that.
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>>175815334

>Lt. Morales
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>>175815245
Hack Merc Camps
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>still no Malthael
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>>175815305
it's only a matter of time before she gets ported to HotS.
the only more obvious choice would be Ana.
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>tfw Fenix in HotS will play like Fenix in SC2 coop
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>take the talent that gives energy based on crowned person's damage taken
>slap that shit on Johanna
>fattest heals of my life

auriel is fun, I have no idea why some of her talents are quests that require whipping people into walls though, that's just dumb.
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>>175815979
Question: does the crown give you energy if you put it on Gul'dan and he life taps?
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>>175816086
No, since it's not damage taken
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>>175816086
No.
>>175815979
The secret about Auriel is that she's a low damage mage with a heal button.
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So stuff like Empower Sulfuras, that says "your next basic attack" does that count as spell damage or physical when you hit someone?
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how can we fix the pick/ban phase of mobas
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>>175816305
Ability damage
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>have over 3k games played
>under 100 of those are in AI games
>get a quest to play 3 AI games
Why am I getting this shit?
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Chromie is a miracle of the universe.
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>want to play hero league
>know i'll get put in low silver and drop to bronze
>no one in /vg/ chat will want to play with me knowing im a bronze shitter

sucks to suck desu
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>>175815317
Being too autistic to play multiplayer is too casual
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>>175816575

I want to play chromie but I'm just so bad with her
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>>175816614
What? I've been in grand master and I don't even check that shit with people I group with
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>>175816614
If you're too scared of placing Bronze-Silver than you're worse than those that do.

>>175816575
She really is.
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>>175811786
>win
>win
>win
>win
>win
>win
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Okay, I've paid my dues vs AI, I no longer ever lose against them.

I've fucked around in QM, gotten pretty reliable wins, even carried a few teams of retards out of some underdog situations.

I feel as though I'm ready for ranked. What should I expect? Anything different about it?

Who should I play between Malf, Leoric and Zagara?
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>>175816951
Do some unranked draft and see how you fare there. Malf's good, zagara no and leoric to counter double tank
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>>175816951

If that tier list in the op is anything to go by, Malf is probably going to be top pick.

I feel like you get can some use out of Leoric in ranked, but I feel like the higher MMR you go the less likely people are going to fall for your drain hope/entomb memes.

Zagara is shitty poo poo.
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would you?
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>>175817081
>>175817137
Wait, what's so bad about Zagara? Is Nazeebo any better?
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>>175817142
all night long baby
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>>175816951
>I've paid my dues vs AI, I no longer ever lose against them.
There are people playing this game who have lost against AI?
Why haven't they killed themselves already?
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>>175817142
damn, girl must be like a jungle down there
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>>175817206
>Is Nazeebo any better?
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>>175817206
gazebo is bretty dam gud
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>>175817206
Zagara outclassed, nazeebo is good. Make sure you have good heroes for every role because you don't wanna be that guy that can't do X
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>>175816614
as long as you listen to pings and such youre good enough in my book
t. master
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>it's another OW babby feeding as Sylvanas with no skin vs Rexxar
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>>175817206
She's just not optimal. She's squishy, has no mobility, is pretty much the first to die as soon as any assassin/dps character proceeds to exist in her vicinity, and much of what she can do is done better by other characters.

Nazeebo is better, yeah. But like >>175817346
said, you'll want to have a solid pick for any role that you'll need to fill. Thats why they want you to have a handful of characters at level 5 before you can play ranked, because at that point you should have a good palette of heroes to pick and choose from.
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This map selection is too limited
8+ maps fucking when
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>>175814316
average

diamond hots is like gold league
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Abathur limited to only 3 lane maps in QM when?
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fucking fuck valeera fuck fuck fuuuuck
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Is there any place to actually see players from your previous game? Or do you need to report players throwing for the d.va skin before the match ends? This games interface is a fucking nightmare
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>>175817970
>playing Jimmy
>Valeera on enemy team
>place Drones every time there is a team fight
>ruin her ambushes all game long

He-hey man
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>>175817985
after the mvp screen you can see the teams and report people
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I had a dream where Sylvanas, Tyrande, and Valeera were futas, and they treated me like a sexdoll.
I was sad when I woke up.
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>>175818105
I'm sad you woke up too, anon
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>>175814367
This is the truth
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>Team picks Slyvanus
>Never really pushes
>Dies a lot
>Ends up mostly on tower of doom where its pointless.

I am tempted to just ban her ass to save me the trouble of a loss.
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>>175818105
whoa i had the same dream anon
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>>175818435
>sylvanas
>pointless on doom
How's bronze?
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>>175818435
>SLAY THIS SO CALLED "HERO"
>can't even slay them herself

Sylvanas was a mistake.
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Im getting tired of this quick match meme

around what level am I a big enough boy to not get my shit kick in Unranked?
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>>175818674
right NOW!
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>>175818674
You won't become a big boy if you stay in quick memes
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>>175818674
Just go play now.

You'll end up wherever you win about half of your games. No need to be nervous.
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>>175812332
remind me why those two descriptors go together

i thought 4chan was about dispelling normies
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What is the best build for LiLi damage now?
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>>175818674
Level doesn't matter anon, what matters is if you think you're ready for it. Unranked is good to play, people play slightly more seriously and you can learn about the draft. You need 14 heroes to level 5 to play ranked HL though.
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When is Yogg'Saron being added?
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>>175818917
he'd just be like abathur except he'd just sit at the fountain or something

sitting back and summoning tentacles and shit
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>>175818827
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>>175818917
>tfw they will never add the old gods as giant playable heroes.
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>scarra about to be diamond
>doesnt know the difference between keep and fort

NICE FUCKING GAME HOTSMONGS
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>>175818827
If you want to be more braindead than is physically possible, basically pick all of the cloud serpent talents.
If you want a bit more control over the damage, get all of the wind talents. I think this is better all around if you just want pure damage and to prevent auto attacks.
In both cases, get dragon. Everything else is theorycrafting and situational as is most builds. You should think about the talents you're taking each game and adapt as always.
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Why are Greymane players such bros? I don't think I've ever run into a mean or trolly one.
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>>175818917
when garrosh gets added
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>>175819048
>scarra about to be diamond
i don't believe it
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What's a good Vikings build? Is there any point in buffing Baleog?
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>>175819479
they're all veteran moba players, what did you expect?
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>>175819479
Habeeb it.
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>>175819545
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What talents do I pick on brighwing
A lot of them seem good
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>"diablo is best tank"
>no shields
>no self heals
>barely any spell armor
you god damn fucking goofballs
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>>175819715
Bribe is only taken on Hanamura
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Has Blizzard actually said anything about revoking the d.va skin for people afking to get it?
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>>175811482

Why do Cassias go charged strikes when against another Cassia? I just go Q or E build and fucking destroy them.
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>>175819698
>>175819839
>>175818997

Where the fuck are you getting these?
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>>175819851
They took away the Oni Genji skin on the last nexus crossover.

>>175819907
https://heroeshearth.com/heroes/
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>>175819969
The question with that is were they allowed to get it this time, or are they just barred from getting it forever
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>>175819762
reviving yourself is the best self-heal
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>>175819884
Because most guides assume you're playing a proper game mode, so they don't know what they're doing.
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>>175819969
stupid cute moth poster
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>>175819969
fenec is the best friend
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>>175820049
That's not what you asked the first time.

>>175820116
The smuggest.
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>>175819839
>Emerald wind picked 0% of the time
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>>175820072
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>>175820203
>Emerald wind picked 0% of the time

Of all Users on the site who made a guide
Of Last Week

Change the dropdowns in the top right corner.
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>>175819479
At last check he was low Platinum.

Voyb lost a bunch in a row because he reached the MMR at which people hold their reliable CC for Sonya's whirlywind and gets blown to bits every fight.
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>it's a jaina on a default horse episode
damn overwatch players
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>>175820428
nice mmr
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>>175820520
thanks mate
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>>175820428

How low is your hidden mmr that you're getting matched with people with less than 5 normal games played and that they've probably not won any of those?
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>>175820158
That's why I asked "the questions with that", building off of the previous question. Basic English, please learn it. I was trying to continue a conversation.
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>normal map
>win

>towers of doom or hanamura
>lose
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>>175819839
>Thought speccing into the teleport was a meme
So am I supposed to splitpush and just constantly watch for fights?
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>Guy brags how good he is at TLV
>Barely soaks lanes
>Keeps running into enemy and dying
>Tries to solo boss only for it to be stolen by the enemy

I rather have fucking aba at that point.
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>Play Support
>Get 2-3 Supports on one team
>Play Warrior
>Solo Warrior against two Warriors or a Warrior and a Bruiser
>Play Assassin
>Get no Warriors
>Play Specialist
>Regardless of whether I get a Warrior or Support or not, we never have the fucking damage to kill anything

Okay, I get they want QM to just be quick and shit, but they could make so much more of an effort to fix this shit. It's entirely fucking rigged, and it's pathetic.
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abathurs fucking suck
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>>175820702

It's actually a lot better than it used to be. You used to get stuck with shit like Tassadar against any Healer or Bruiser warriors against full tanks.

Also part of the problem with the supps is nobody fucking plays support so all the support players get matched together sinc it won't match a team with as supp against a team without one.
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Probius stole gazlowes thing and I hate him for that so it's only fair is gazlowe kind of steals probius thing. When gazlowe uses his robogoblin ultimate his turrets should also be supercharged. Not all of these things and Idk by how much but some ideas to super charge the turrets could be more damage, range, attack speed, health, fires a death lazer every second or 2, something like these. Maybe not all but a few of these. I don't think it'll be broken
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>>175820049
They can probably just get it again. Blizzard will take it away again if they do it again.

>>175820637
BW is really weak right now.
Only thing she has is her Polymorph and Global Presence.

As for playing her.
You can split for a bit, but you need to help out your team when they need it.
Heal them up for a couple of seconds then head back to a lane to soak exp again and you'll have another tele soon.
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should i get abathur or kharazim? abathur seems kinda cool but i always see people complain about him
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MANA BARS SUCK
VARIAN SHOULD HAVE HAD RAGE
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>>175820960
going by performance only: khara. Fun is up to you, though
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>>175820960
If you're gonna be one of those Abathurs' who doesn't body soak lanes and just afk monstrosities behind gates then don't get him pls.
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>>175820993
its okay, yo moma has it instead
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>>175818971
>>175818917
>>175819021
I figured Yogg'Saron and C'Thun could appear as part of a special map where each of the old gods is each team's core and the heroes are their minions charging down lanes to murder the other one.
WHy are the Old Gods fighting eachother? Who cares. Their ways are mysterious. All you have to do is what you're told or else you'll be eaten by a tentacle.
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How do I Uther good?
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>>175821175
Be front line. Don't give a fuck about other team. Get in their face and apply stuns.
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>>175821175
>Uther
more like poother
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>>175820428
Time to set every hero to de fault, thanks for the idea anon
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when's genji's price dropping?
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>>175820993
Manaless heroes are cancer, and it's only acceptable in cases where the hero wouldn't work otherwise like Abathur or Murky.
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>>175821251
When the next, better hero comes out.
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>>175821273
muh auriel
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>>175820703
No anon you suck
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>>175821273
How do they even decide which characters to make manaless?
It just seems random most of the time.
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>>175821336
Auriel is fucking bullshit because of that. Other supports eventually run out of steam but she can just keep going on and on. It's insanely strong early game.
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>>175820993
Blizzard even has Varian give a line to that effect that he should have rage.
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Varian/Varian%20-%20Default/VarianBase_LowMana02.mp3
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>>175821286
im asking because its usually a week and its been a week
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>>175821286
Speaking of which, D.VA FUCKING WHEN, BLIZZ?
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>>175819117
It takes a calm personality to play Greymane and deal with his bullshit.
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Holy fuck why is everyone in ranked first picking Guldan?
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>>175821812
corruption mang
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>>175821812
>why is a good hero getting picked often

Really makes you think.
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>>175821437
Meh, it feels like her heals barely do anything, there are a lot more heroes that are more annoying early game
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>>175821940
So far I seen him do less damage then our bruisers and KT/Liming making him their bitch.
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Is gold used for anything other than Heros?
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>>175822034
those are some shitty guldans
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>trying to save up gold to buy the heroes I'm missing
>can't stop myself from re-rolling chests

Send help.
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>>175817230
I lost to AI, twice, because of braindead teammates.
The type of people who die to merc camps.
Thanks overfags.
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>>175822034
Try playing him yourself, sounds like you're judging him based off of bad players playing him.
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>>175822048
R E E E ROLLS
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Dubs decide my new username
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>>175822592
Kripp
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>>175822592
meme
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How the actual fuck do you stop nova from perma contesting the payload on hanamura? This shit is legitimately broken as fuck you literally have to make a lucky guess and snipe her tiny hit box.
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>>175822592
=U=
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>>175822592
Are you trying to fool me?
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>>175822702
Ping her location with Danger or Assistance Pings
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>>175822702
Play a hero with a larger aoe
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>>175822592
owoxdd
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>>175822793
The bitch is fucking invisuble how the fuck do you ping danger on an invisible enemy?
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>called flame strike
>it's just a gust of wind

>called lightning breath
>it's actually a fire breath

Why?
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>>175822929
A normal ping won't display on the ground.
You also dont have to ping her to mark her location.

Just press G, click a location and drag down the mouse for a different ping.
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>>175822929
Are you blind?
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>>175822841
If only I can see the fucking map and enemy heroes before searching for a game
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>game has a mount system
>Arthas can't ride his skeleton horse
>Thrall can't ride his wolf
>Furion can't ride his stag
>Raynor can't ride his vulture
Shit Blizzard you call this a fanservice moba?
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>>175823026
No she's invisible
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>>175823061
>he doesn't have a wolf
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>>175823061
You can literally get all those mounts
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>>175823136
>>175823136
You can't get a skeleton horse.
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So is Chromie the Hanzo of HOTS? amazing kills some team fights, complete dead weight in others? I see her on my teams a lot and I'm starting to dislike her. At least Li Ming doesn't occasionally save the enemy by making them invulnerable.
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>>175822592
ProlapsedUterus
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>>175823160
>>175823061
Buy Warlord of draenor for superior armored dire wolf

Buy diablo 3 reaper of souls for horse similiar to invincible
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>KT picks memeblast on a control map
>Barely has time to even cast it to make it worthwhile
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>>175823061
Oh yeah
>Tyrande can't ride her tiger
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>>175822592
Giga Gin
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>>175823353
>buy diablo 3 for a not skeleton horse

ok
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Why would you design maps like towers of doom and hanamura where a character you pick can be almost entirely useless compared to a standard map, and then put BOTH of them on the rotation?

Hell, why a map rotation in the first place? Who says 'yes I would enjoy less content'

Imagine if Overwatch had a fucking map rotation
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>>175822592
Forsen
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>>175823386
SALAMI
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>>175823412
its the closest thing to invincible, or or just wait they will release skeleton horse sooner or later
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>>175823502
don't want to confuse the latest batch of special needs overwatch players
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>>175822592
lotion
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>The enemy solo laner gets cocky
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>>175823254
Chromie has skillshots that require the player to either predict enemy movement or induce enemy movement, and most players can't do that.

She's probably closer to Widowmaker. She's great, so long as she isn't missing anything
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what portrait is this? some big dick one?
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>>175822592
Dinglesaurus
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fuck this ugly shit
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>>175813212
Because it's for people who don't know enough about the game to feel comfortable playing ranked. Most probably don't know how Auriel works.
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>>>>>using anything other than gazglowe anouncer

???
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>>175822592
dyke stryker
>>
How do I into Greymane?
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>>175823254
aqcuire skill

Chromie is good, you are bad and you are the reason you lose your games.
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>>175823964
Q to poke
E + Ult to finish them

10 armor in worgen + w helps clear camps
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>>175819545
buffing baelog makes it so he can solo some camps at ~7 if you can't handle keeping the vikings in all 3 lanes to get bribe stacks. it also improves teamfighting w/vikings slightly. I wouldnt say it's worth it though
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>>175822592

Sheklefast
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>>175815489
I think Reinhardt and Symmetra are more likely. Hanzo will be added 100% sure.
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>Hanamura

Proof these fucking devs don't know what the fuck they're doing. God what a shit ass map.
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>>175818156
Savage
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>>175823820
It's the official 'participation trophy' for tourneys
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So who's everybody's favorite from the weekly rotation heroes?

Been playing a fair bit of Falstead myself, Jaina has been fun as well. About to try Diablo next.

Xul was cool but I'm not exactly sure what best to do with him.
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>>175824551
Xul
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>>175824513
UNATCO?
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>>175824551
varian's been handing me wins on a silver platter by taunting squishies out of position
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>>175824639
No. Savage.
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>>175822592
TankForYou
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>>175822592
Nerf THIS
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Just how shit is Samuro?
How can I build him so he is less shit?
Just tried him out for the first time and he is kinda fun
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>>175823962
His lines are truly priceless.
>>
Anyone else feeling bad for Voyboy losing all the time?
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>>175824931
>One tricks sonya
>Not expecting stuns in the Elo he's in
>>
god i love beating 5man premades in qm when my team is nothing but solo queues
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>>175824089
how do into xul?
>>
anyone wanna be my friend so i can get free overwatch stuff
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>>175825174
>overshitter

go ask your own general
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>>175825174
Desu#1820
I already did my dues but I want to play a Chromie game or two.
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When you get the desync message do you ever resync? I waited like 2 minutes and then have up and exited to desktop.
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>>175825194
why can't i play both
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>>175825194
This is our general too.
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>>175825259
You can. I do.
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New player here. Any suggestions for a hero I should buy if I really like these guys ? I think my favorite right now is gazeebo because of his huge burst damage frogs and versatile zombies.
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>>175824931
>walk into enemy team
>start spinning
>get cc'd
>die
>aw dude wtf

I'm trying.

Yeah, nah. He was bound to hit this wall sooner or later. Sonya is an underrated pubstomp when the enemy lacks CC or the ability to use it properly.
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>>175825353
Probius is a bursty specialist
Chromie is a long range siege mage
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>>175825082
Split push.

Take two lanes that are close together, press w and clear one, go to the other, press w to clear it and then go back.
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>>175825353
Kaelthas, Valla, Muradin
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Can i get banned from afk farming bot mode ? i'm not using any script or 3rd party tools
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>>175825476
>Exploding bones isn't popular

Dang, it's my favorite meme

Also what happened to poison nova? It was the pick last time I played.
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>>175825353
>Raynor
>Zagara
>Nazeebo
Have you tried Lunara?

>>175825535
Not from what I can tell.
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>>175825535
no
how are you doing it with Tyrande though? I can only do it with Leoric
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>>175825621
>Also what happened to poison nova?
Too obvious.
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>>175825736
Take level 20 increase range talent, command all bot to follow you and let enemy bot come 1 by 1.

How do you do it with leoric ?
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>>175825621
No, Exploding Bones can be quite fine.

>what happened to poison nova
Interrupted by CC. Obvious. You just try walking into the middle of their team and casting it without getting blown to bits. Brilliant if you can pull it off, though. I prefer Skeleton mages for dueling and zone control.

>>175825816
Die or E through walls into the enemy core.
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>>175825816
die, ghost run to enemy nexus, press H and tab out
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>>175825439
>>175825526
>>175825672
Thanks, I will look into these
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we're under attack boys

>>375896368
>>>375896368
>>
>14 characters to lvl 5
wtf, why not just 10, why 14
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>>175826309
>>/v/375896368
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>>175826309
>>175826358
are you retarded
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>>175826335
10 heroes picked in draft, 4 banned. If you had less there's a chance you would not be able to pick anything, hence this system ensuring you always have a pick available.
>>
>10 minute queue
>last pick 2 seconds to lock in
>someone dodges
>back to queue
I deserve this for playing at 8am but still kill me now.
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>>175825867
I only play QM thankfully so I can just be a retard with nova and it works out

Just shooting it at them from just behind the frontline makes them scatter like roaches and they can't CC me
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>>175826395
how do I do it :(
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>>175826358
>>>/v/375896368
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>>175826868
Okay, I was close
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>>175824380
Reinhardt would have to be changed to the point he wouldn't be Reinhardt anymore.
His shield and melee attacks cant work in HotS and his ultimate and E are so generic.
>>
Do your most played characters have any sort of theme?
>Varian & Thrall
Faction Leaders here
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>>175815489
>>
>>175827283
Ana is just more popular and more interesting than "slow : the character"
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>>175827283
kys
>>
how do i play Tassadar?
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Won only half my games in ranked. The games either were super easy to beat or a complete domination by the enemy. Not a single game felt like either side could win. It really just comes down who got the guy who refuses to pick based on team comp.
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How do I into drafts? i.e. how do i learn about comps and what roles i'm expected to pick/ban?
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>>175827447
When anything pokes no matter how little damage it does scream bloody murder!
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>>175827765
Watch Grubby.
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>>175827890
I actually have a little bit. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention, does he explain his choices during draft that much? Outside of stuff like "I should probably ban xxx here"
Also wasn't sure if high rank meta carries over that much to scrubtier unranked draft
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When I mouse scroll, the camera only goes so far. Is there a thing to change this to where I can scroll indefinitely until I run out of map just by moving mouse? I can't find anything like that in settings.
>>
Dotard here, how do I HotS? I noticed that there's relatively few options for playing the game like itemization, do you just deathball and try to fight?
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>>175828059
>muh items
you're not playing a rpg
>>
>ppl communicate
>respond to requests
>say ty
>dont start raging at fuckups

very comfy experience with older players
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>>175828059
There's more options. When your team levels (yes you all level together) you get talents, which are hero-specific. These replace items.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20720242/core-concepts-introduction-to-heroes-of-the-storm-5-1-2017
They put out a video that I can't find as well
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>>175828090
It's about how to adapt your hero or strategize as the games goes, every game I've been in seems like deathball is optimal just a few minutes in
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>>175828032
Press L, disables camera lock.
Check settings before asking more stupid questions
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>>175828213
>>175828059
Oh the video's literally on the page I linked. Woops
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>pick Xul for QM
>enemy team has a Xul too

I just want to autistically focus on raising skeletons all day long and destroying buildings without someone directly competing with me in exactly the same area.
Is that too much to ask?
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>>175827956
Yes, for the most part.

Anyways, if you're looking for safe bans I'd recommend just going with, well, the safe and easy picks.

>Malf
>Lucio
>Rag
>Li Li
>Anub'arak

You'll pick up the map-specific stuff quickly. Falstad, Dehaka and Brightwing on large maps in which you can make greater use of their global presence (Warhead, Cursed Hollow and Dragon Shire, for example).

>>175828059
Talents are basically items.

>deathball and fight
Early and frequently, but care must be taken to maintain creep soak. A single wave of minions is worth more than an individual hero kill.
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>>175827956
he explains usually, stops when he has a losing streak
i unironically watched him more than actually playing the game
>>
Why does Alarak suck so fucking much?
>>
>>175828217
because you're low level

decisions are made outside of the shop and even then you've got talents for customization
>>
>>175828371
>i unironically watched him more than actually playing the game
that's what I do with hearthstone and a few streamers like dog
it's too slow to play and stay engaged but it's nice to have on the side of something else
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>>175828059
you lane you do mercs you do objective you teamfight
repeat
the talents and the map you are on are your options
can win games without killing anyone
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>>175828442
Well, he is quite difficult.
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>There's no Alarak announcer
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>>175828442
Git gud.
Build for lightning, win every match.
Build for stabby, 1v1 anyone, 1v5 the enemy and still win
Smoke terrazine erry day
>>
>>175828608
>the only female announcers are Valla and Lili
>Valla's actress also does Jaina so there's no excuse as to why they didn't get he to do some Jaina lines too
>>
How do you decide when to go for mercs?
Feels like you'd still end up accomplishing more if you just simply kept pushing the lane instead.
>>
>>175828608

d.va announcer when?
mercy announcer when?
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>>175822592
OwOwatsthis
>>
>>175828608
>implying they could get Q back for more lines for cheap
METZEN IT IS
>>
>>175822592
imacuck
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>>175828743
Prior to an objective where they're less likely to be contested, ideally.

>first objective on sky temple is always mid and top
>second objective is always bottom
>capture bruisers in top lane prior
>they take top fort for free

Alternatively when it's convenient. Often after an objective ends people just drone over to the nearest mercenary camp and clear it, even if all they do is march into lane to be immediately cleared.

Just don't go leaving a lane unattended to clear a mercenary camp. Especially if you're slow at it. ESPECIALLY before reaching level 10.
>>
>>175822592
sregginkcuf
>>
http://us.battle.net/heroes/es/heroes/d-va/
>>
Why didn't you faggots tell me Tyrande was fun as fuck?
>owl kills
>range stuns and vauln to blow people up
>off healing
>versatile talent choices
I thought she was just a waifu, not like the most fun character too
>>
>>175828259

Pressing L disables camera follow to the hero. Completely irrelevant to the question.

If disabling camera follow is the only way to fix the problem that should be clarified. But you haven't done jack shit in answering the question.
>>
>>175828978
>jajaj
Nope.

>>175829092
>owl kills
ayo
somebody post that one clip
the blackheart bay one
>>
Guys I think Sylvanas is becoming my waifu

What do?
>>
>>175822592
blmsux
>>
>>175829259
get jacked then go to lordaeron and kys so she can notice you as a sweet potential forsaken dude to raise as consort
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>>175829092
Because people like safe pick heroes that shit out heals in hopes your team will do anything. Tyrande lets you actually have a choice on how you want to play. All they have to do is possibly increase her heal and she would be perfect. If you can't aim I don't recommend her though because she is useless if that is the case.
>>
>>175822592
GAYlord69XD
>>
>>175829092
i like her she is hybrid dps support, so you kinda need another support in your team
>>
Biggest butt (female) in hots?
>>
>>175829379
Me
>>
>>175829379
Diablo (Leah)
>>
>>175829379
Zagara
>>
>>175828726
You forgot hammer
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>>175829379
Soon.
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>>>/v/375896368
>>>/v/375896368
>>>/v/375896368

LoL and OW babbies can't handle Hots, SAD!
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>>175822592
iluvdix
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>>175811482

DAILY REMINDER THAT WE STILL DON'T HAVE:

>AKAMA
>LADY VASHJ
>MEKKATORQUE
>MAIEV
>HOGGER
>VELEN
>LEI SHEN
>GROM
>BRANN
>CAIRNE
>MALYGOS
>KALECGOS
>KEL'THUZAD
>DEATHWING
>GARROSH
>NOBUNDO
>MOIRA
>LOTHAR
>KING PHAORIS
>TARAN ZHU
>TIRION
>MARAAD
>OGRIM
>VOL'JIN
>TERON
>BROXIGAR
>RONIN
>GARITHOS
>BOLVAR
>AZSHARA
>AYSA
>LADY LIADRIN
>WRATHION
>MED'AN
>VARIMATHRAS
>YREL
>ROMMATH
>KHADGAR
>GARONA
>MAL'GANIS
>CENARIUS
>DRAKA
>MANNOROTH
>LOR'THEMAR
>JI FIREPAW
>ARCHIMONDE
>ALLERIA
>ANDUIN


>MENGSK
>TOSH
>ULREZAJ
>KARAX
>FENIX
>VORAZUN
>SELENDIS
>ROHANA
>STUKOV
>SWANN
>WARFIELD/FIREBAT
>OVERMIND
>REIGEL
>MATT HORNER
>PRINCE VALERIAN
>TALANDAR

>AIDAN
>D1 SORCERER
>D2 DRUID
>D2 PALADIN
>D2 ASSASSIN
>BAAL
>MEPHISTO
>COW KING
>CYDAEA
>ENCHANTRESS
>SCOUNDREL
>MALTHAEL
>TEMPLAR
>DIABLO 1 ROGUE
>HELLFIRE BARB
>BELIAL
>DECKARD CAIN
>TATHAMET
>IMPERIUS

>SARLAC
>TOMATOR
>FANG
>SCORCH
>KYLE VLAROS (BLACKTHORNE)
>SNAKE SANDERS (ROCKnROLL)
>SUPERMAN


FUCK OVERWATCH Honestly though wouldn't mind Junkrat, Ana, Winston or Reinhardt BUT THAT'S IT!
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>>175822592
me_n_ur_mum
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>>175822592
footyking10
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>>175822592
vanilla ice tea
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>>175822592
mvplaya
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gold 2
such shit
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>>175822592
drake on the phone
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>>175822592
pengwin of d00m
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>>175822592
Nigger22
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>>175829379
Tyrande

built for good fuckins
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You can't even get dubs on this board you idiots
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>>175822592
>>175829926
localdubsman
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>>175829907
>tfw no elf harem
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>>175822592
genderisasocialconstruct
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>>175829646
>GROM AND GARROSH ARE MORE POPULAR THAN BROXIGAR
>BROXIGAR WILL NEVER BE ADDED IF THEY ADD ONE OF THOSE TWO DUE TO SIMILAR KITS
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>>175828552
>>175828702
>1v5 an entire team
>your shoulders hurt from carrying
just alarak things
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>>175822592
Sockcucker
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>>175829318
Yeah I had so much fun, there was a good kerrigan in one game we just blew people up so fast, then a stitches that was hitting like all his hooks he even pulled someone through my ranger owl to die, probably by accident but it was great. Comboing with people is so fun, her kit is just great.
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>>175822592
chafed foreskin
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>>175822592
baby butt powder
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>Arthus
>Sylvanus

If someone writes their names like this, is it autism?
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>>175830131
She is great for team fights but she does fall behind if everyone relies on her for long term healing fights. Which is why you use your stuns to fuck over the healer or carry while making their tank squishy as fuck. I do like using mule to help further fuck over any pushing the enemy does.
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>>175821418
Characters that you play by using all of their abilities every time they come off cooldown (Abathur, Samuro, Illidan, etc.) are resourceless because they wouldn't work otherwise
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>>175822592
>dubs on /vg/

Cool bait senpai
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>>175822592
trailoftearz
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>>175829907
pls give source
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>>175822592
ford taurus
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>>175830241
yus
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>>175822592
DeckardWhen
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>>175830078
Go away Richard Knaak
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>>175830269
Yeah taking muel on sky temple was perfect, we traded the last temples and they got our core down to 24% and we killed theirs all because I took muel. I love that she has that. But her healing is kind of weak it seems to be there mostly for saving for off healing, she heals by trying to blow someone up fast and not having to worry about it.

Also the vision she gives with her owl is so nice
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>>175830241
autismus maximus
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>>175828059
>do you just deathball and try to fight?

Deathball during objectives but ratting is extremely viable since the game is hyper-focused on pushing on almost all maps.
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>>175830269
IMO she's a better and more versatile Uther that can easily outheal him, but then again this perception is from 2 months ago, seems they changed Uther some.
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Charge slam or slam charge
Which is best Diablo?
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>>175827281
Artanis, Tassadar, Zeratul.

I'm a Protoss fag.
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>>175822592
omahagirl
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>>175830531
>cannon rushes are still a fucking thing
triggered
t.zerg
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>>175830434
Nah mate, if you build her right she can easily outheal others. Her healing ability will become as strong if not slightly stronger then Uther's, plus it heals her too. Not to mention her CD for it will be greatly reduced with the build.

If you have a decent Frontline you can easily dish out Uther tier holy lights every 4 or less seconds
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>>175830434
I usually get the talent to hit multiple targets if they are trying to grab an objective which has saved me tons of times. I really don't like her shadowwalk since most people break wasting it unless your team coordinates to ambush.

>>175830482
She can heal okay sometimes I would outheal even lili but she really does need a buff.
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>>175822592
nggrkllr
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>>175822592
basementweeb520
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>>175827281
>>175830531
>>175830575
I guess that makes me the Terranfag
>Sgt Hammer
>Lt Morales
>Raynor
Firebat hero fucking when?
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>>175830598
A buff? In what department? IMO she hardly needs it but then again I have about 62-64%winrate on her with 100+ games. But I'm a niche player. Seem to have a knack for characters that aren't popular, same with symmetra in ow except its 73%
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>>175830575
>Aba clones probe
>tfw double the cannon rush with a zerg
>>
Is uther a viable solo support now?
I just have too much fun with the holy shock build but fear its not viable in HL.
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>>175829575
Would just be a skin for Zagara.
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>Play Probius
>Get Hanamura

Just fuck my shit up, the payload push radius is too fucking big for rifts to zone them

Playing most specialists seems miserable with the map rotation having hanamura and ToD
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>>175827281
Johanna, Raxxar, Tyrande

waifus
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>>175830890
Play Azmodan
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>>175830890
>play vikings to abuse the tiny rotation hoping for hanamura or cursed
>get brexshit 3 times in a row
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>>175830997
Tempting, but I haven't played him in so long I'm not sure what his go to strategy is anymore.

My go-to specialist that I always feel confident in picking these days is Nazeebo. Always Frog Build. Just something about how it plays makes it so satisfying.
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>>175831093
Azmo on Hanamura
1: Sieging Wrath, you won't have enough time to get meaningful use out of Taste for Blood
7: Bound Minion
10: Pool obviously

Split push like a champ with your D, globe teamfights for stacks. If you manage to somehow drag the game out to 20 take Forced Recruitment so you can have your D in each lane. Focus on killing the forts for 2 free shots. The point of this build is that the enemy team HAS to respond to your pushing because if they don't your D will kill Forts. While they do that your team has a lot more freedom to contest payloads or camps push lanes.
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Non-WoW fag here, what is the best faction from WoW?
Horde or alliance?
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>>175831403
Yeah that sounds about right.

It's a good map for azmo but people like murky or probius feels like ass to play on those
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Posting best spray
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>>175831847
Trolls
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>>175831847
Tauren are best so Horde
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>>175831021
Why would you want to play vikings on hanamura? Or towers of doom?
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>>175831847
If you like drama but always feel being part of something Horde. If you like no drama but feeling left out then Alliance. Both have their pros and cons.
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>>175831847
Horde. Alliance is boring as fuck
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>>175832023
Vikings can easily split on the objectives or only devote a third of a hero to capturing an uncontested objective.

Essentially, it lets them act as a pseudo-global while still being able to do other things while channeling the objective.
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>>175832023
They can push a payload at full speed by themselves
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Place your bets lads.
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>>175811482
The first reply to this post can tell me what hero I should play in the next game
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>>175832164
Butcherlisk
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>>175832164
Shards from previously owned skin.
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>>175831973
But anon that's not pic related
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>>175832164
sharts from a duplicate horse
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>>175832230
but with mine you can hide in a bush as varian, charge in and fuck someone up, then drop the confused spray
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>>175832164
morales
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>>175832190
>>175832206
>>175832246
>>175832314
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>>175832303
Yea but mine's cute and a doge so yeah
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>>175832230
I would say its the cutest spray. But I would only use it for Reghar for it to make sense.
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>>175832339
woot I was right
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i want the RAF vulture mount, can i get banned or punished for using fake smurfs account ?
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>>175832339
it'd be cool if you could shard stuff you don't want without it being a duplicate, of course with a penalty so it's not always better to not reroll
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>>175831973

Best spray is default Bstep spray on a Medivh in raven form bming people who can't do a thing about it.
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>>175828032

If you disable the lock on your character, you can move the camera freely. Most people play like that, using space to center the camera again in your hero.
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>>175832468
How does rerolling work in the game? Do you get the same rarity of stuff or is it all random?
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>>175832510
no, it's not guaranteed. i think it says that if you mouse over reroll, or it's written under it
cost increases each reroll, max of 3 (250, 500, 750)
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Why are there so many complaints against Valeera in HotS forums? I just started playing and stealth really doesn't seem that great when people can still see where you are. Are people just blind?
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>>175832510
Regular chests can roll anything.
Rare chests will have at least 1 blue
Epic chests will have at least one purple

Cost to reroll each tier of chest goes up in rarity, and then increases again based on how many times you reroll it.
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>>175832023

Bribe is broken in Hanamura. One charge lets you pick the big camp and get an insane amount of exp every few seconds.
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>>175832448
No. Blizzard has never been against smurfing or multiboxing in any of their games.
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>>175832616
in case you're not trolling, the enemy team can't see you or your team members when stealthed.
dumb ass.
also stealth characters should be banned from hanamura holy shit i get so fucking mad
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>>175832675
multiboxing is fine, but smurfing is not. people got banned a bunch this week for using it to win trade in wow
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>>175832686
>in case you're not trolling, the enemy team can't see you or your team members when stealthed.
But they can? I've been playing for the past day or two and I can clearly see stealthed enemies.
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>>175831910
murky gets the best bribe talent in the game to abuse hanamura
he's not that bad
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>>175832737
>but smurfing is not. people got banned a bunch this week for using it to win trade in wow
People have been getting banned for wintrading since BC. Whether or not they're using smurfs makes no difference.
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>>175832686
I understand you are new to the game but stop being blind and just look for the shimmer. They are easy as fuck spot and are not totally 100% invisible. If nova is ruining your day then you obviously deserve to die.
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>>175832805
>>175832743
>>175832686
>>175832616
I can't tell who's trolling who at this point.
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>>175815456
He's next
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Roadhog skin for Stitches when?
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>>175832737
>>175832804
i only want to smurfs 4 account to level 10 via either bot or QM not win trading, guess its fine
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>>175833000
Where does he store the enemy hero during his ult?
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>>175833110
Probably in the pig's mouth.
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>>175833110
under his armpit
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>>175832647
One charge let's you pick the big camp
as in the boss camp? they had a similar bug with warhead junction where people could cap the boss camps with bribe
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>>175833337
I think he means the healing camps because they are a single minion.
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>>175833158
Thats his navel. Im curious as to how the other stitches ult would look like with roadhog. Would he just use his own ult?

His hook is easy to adapt

The slam would be a big shot.

Auto attacks would be melee range shots and punches

No idea about his passive tho
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Do people play ranked in this game?
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>>175833361
oh huh
i haven't played vikings yet because of THAT CAMERA BUG RRRREEEE but i'll definitely try that eventually

>>175833617
yes actually, some do at least
people on there tend to be surprisingly friendly whenever i go there to clear out my placement matches
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>enemy has lili, lucio and 3 warriors
>we have abathur
gg
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>be probius
>have two warp zones, two pylons, and a turret set up right next to the objective
>team decides to chase the enemy team out into the lane
>half the team dies
>valeera just keeps pinging me
>get the objective anyway
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>>175833617
No people only play AI and QM because all the elite players do it. Only noobs would play ranked.
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>>175814525
u wot m8
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>>175832171
Alright ill do it myself

0-4: Warrior/Assasine

5-9: Specialist/Support
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>>175833753
I think they were pinging you to get the objective while they distract which is why Valeera was pinging you to grab it. Unless she really was telling you to chase them.
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>>175833696
your point being? just focus the healers :^)

>>175833924
play chromie
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>>175833924
0-4 Warrior

5-9 Assasine
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I don't wanna this event to ever end.
Im so happy to see all the chaos on HoTS while overwatch remained unaffected at all way.
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>>175833961
>>175833990
Ok chromie is in my backlog but I want to finish this

0-2 Warcraft

3-5 Starcraft

6-8 Diablo

9 Reroll
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>Trying to play Chen
>Fly in, do no damage, lay down almost no cc and die to spells because I can only tank against autos.

How the fuck do I unleash pandamonium, he doesnt seem to work whether the enemies have hard cc or not
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>>175834102
You do realize there's a random select option at the select screen?
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Does someone wants to play games with me? Yes it's for the nexus challenge, but I played a couple thousands of hours on dota years ago so I'm not terrible
Dequiman #2800
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>>175833337
No, the samurai with the portable fountain.
Quick, roughly 2 waves of exp and the item is great. Prime Bribe target.
The other is the turret unit, just bribe only the turret and clobber the mechanic 5 times, over in less than 6 seconds.
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>>175812332
Is that a tranny? Would rail.
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>Have 3432 Points in Masters
>About #195 in points
>Wait till now for daily leaderboard update
>Still not in GM

How does this shit work?
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>>175833430
Roadhog is radiated like fuck, still kinda works.
Bite is just crushing a huffpaintcan with his face against an enemy.
Wretchling is where it gets difficult.
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>>175834294
tranny streamer to be specific. He/she/xe is kind of cringy desu
>>175834347
You play right when the season reset happens and get gm as soon as you hit masters, duh
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>>175834138
Get spell armor on brew and amped healing while chugging, then get healed by whatever and give no fucks.
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>>175834102
>>175834201
I trust 4chan more

1.Arthas

2.Rexxar

3.Stitches

4.Anub

5.Chen

6.Muradin

7.Varian

8.Etc

9.Reroll
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Hey, I'm your Rehgar from the last game. We lost pretty bad. They had a lot of CC, and we had none, and our positioning was definitely bad. They got way more pick offs than the should have. Our Greymane was a bot from the start anyway, so we didn't stand much of a chance anyway.
I bet if you I met you today, we would be friends. If you lived down the street from me, we would hang out.
Why wouldn't we? We like the same stuff. We spend hours every day playing the same game. We read the same websites. We like the same things.
Imagine I moved in next door. If you got a new neighbor who liked the same stuff you do, you'd be psyched. I know I would be. Someone who lives next door plays Heroes of the Storm? Who reads /vg/? I bet we like a ton of the same things. We would talk about the same stuff. We'd have the same group of friends, we'd totally play together.
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>>175834389
I was placed into Plat 3
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>>175834436
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>mained invoker for 3000 hours on dota 2
>instapick kaelthas
>do pretty gud, tho he plays a bit different
>still dont know what other heroes do\their kit
>keep stealing a dehaka's kills
>he goes full nuclear in chat with unintelligible russian babble shit
>only later i realize i was fucking up his mutation shit
i'm s-sorry
>>
STARCRAFT TWITTER JUST ANNOUNCED DVA IN HOTS THEN DELETED THE TWEET.
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>>175834389
Maybe I could rail he/she/it on Twitch and have everyone watch.
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>>175835106
>slowpoke.png
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>>175835150
Fucking cancerwatch is gonna kill this game though, isn't it?
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>>175817206
Her biggest issue is that she doesn't really have anything to make her unique.
Her whole shtick is summoning a shitton of little babies to do massive seige damage but
>Nazeebo can also do that and had lategame fight presence.
>Xul can also do that and has an on-demand root to counter hyper mobiles.
>Gazlowe can also do that and protect himself more easily.
>Azmodan can also do that and dunk on shitters.
Zagara just doesn't have anything that separates her from most other summoner specialists aside from nydus worm, but nydus sucks.
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>>175835208
once they leave it'll go back to being dead
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>>175835208
>killing a dead game
Blizz is trying to use OW players to revive the corpse of heroes of the swarm.
>>
Is Rehgar a support? I do more damage with him than anyone else while healing and buffing others.
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>>175835052
>fucking up his mutation shit
wat

If you're talking about the essence from his passive then there's no difference between assists and kills for that.
>>
>>175835327
>>175835283
I meant in regards to how out of place the Overcancer heroes are.

Look at Lucio.
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>>175834436
>>175835024
I got caught out a few times more than I should have, I won't lie to you.
If I lived next door, and we had met, and talked about the same stuff, and read the same websites, and played the exact same game, and I lost us a game.
Would you hate me? Would you call me a piece of shit? Dumbass? Garbage?
No, you'd say, "Forget it man, bad games happen. Sometimes you lose a game. We'll get better. We'll win again."
So why is it any different? Why do we have to be neighbors to be friends? The only reason you and I aren't friends is because we haven't met.
Even if we weren't neighbors, if this was our first game together, and you had the best game of your life, we would be friends. You played Malf, and your roots were works of art. Your heals would make Jun nod in approval. You carved a swath to the core through piles of dead enemies. We ended the game after a monstrous Twilight Dream, outright killing their Lucio and ETC, and winning us the most beautiful Malf game anyone has ever seen.
>>
>>175835336
melee supports are bruisers with healing now
>>
>>175835336
>while healing and buffing others
I mean, he can heal allies, but he's still a fucking ripped orc shaman. That's how he's supposed to work.
>>
Why hasn't blizzard turned on more maps?
>>
>>175835052
>fucking up his mutation shit
No such thing, Dehaka just have to get the assist or be present when minions dies
He probably went too ham on the vodka
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>>175814525
>an Alliance high priestess
>even getting close to a filthy orc
pick one
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>>175815489
>Ana
Please no. She's already broken overwatch she doesn't need to break hots too
>>
>>175835545
well there's lucio which does the same thing
>>
>>175835410
Well yes, being in melee range is more dangerous than the safety of ranged supports, thus they have to either heal more, deal more damage or have more utility.
>>
>>175835382
Then what was that fucking russian blydo bastard complaining about?
>>
>>175835606
Yeah, but I can firstban Lucio and be safe from the worst right now. If Ana makes it into HotS, I'm shit out of luck and will have to deal with one of those broken bastards. No thanks to that.
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>>175835539
>alliance
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>>175835645
If I had to guess, about those little numbers next to his name that show up when you press tab.


I still don't understand why they split takedowns into assists and kills. It only causes more toxicity and takes away the feeling of cooperation. It used to be "we killed him", now it's "I killed him and they helped".
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>>175835052
>killsteal

No such thing here
>>
>>175829646
Kelthuzad when?
>>
>>175835645
a. You don't even know whether he was complaining or not unless that russian was, in fact, intelligible. If you have to guess, it's not worth worrying about it.
b. He was Russian, have you seen one in Dota that DID make sense? Wgat's the big surprise?
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Anduin or Velen. Who should represent priests and why?
>>
Why am I being matched up against level 90+ players and have had 2 leavers every game?

Has it always been this bad or is it just being a new player in the event?
>>
>>175830531
>>175830734
>see these.
>I play Abaturd, Zagara, Kerrigan, and sometimes Dehaka.
Really made me think.
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>>175835828
>playing murky
>have to beg team not to steal my last hits every game
>>
>>175836028
anduin is a bitch boy
velen is held back because blizzard writing
so velen
>>
>>175836038
matchmaking is fucked due to overbabs
>>
>>175836053
>Jaina, Arthas, Muradin, Tyrande

Almost exclusively Warcraft with like, maybe 2 heroes from diablo. Starcraft sucks.
>>
>tfw no good Li Li skins

whoever posted this two threads back we can be friends
>>
>>175836028
Moira
>>
>>175836086
I mean, technically I'm an overbab but I am enjoying and putting my all into this. Provided, I have a few thousand hours into mobas and I'm guessing most other overwatch people haven't touched any.

Should I just get into ranked asap?
>>
>>175836210
Can I be your friend? I also like Li Li
>>
>>175836185

D-don't talk shit about Starcraft!

...But desu I only played the UMS cuhrazy gamemodes and ignored the normal rts.
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>>175827281
>only play sylvanas
waifus i guess?
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>>175834436
>>175835409
>Hey, I'm your Rehgar from the last game. We lost pretty bad.
>We ended the game after a monstrous Twilight Dream, outright killing their Lucio and ETC
>and winning us the most beautiful Malf game anyone has ever seen.
>you can win while losing

Nice toddler game, hotshitters.
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>you're one of the last 2 picks
>your team has Thrall, Tychus and Diablo
>the other guy picking with you just instalocks Tassadar
What do? You need a healer and a tank to back up one of the limp dick support or tank picks.
Do you just pick a meme and let the game end quickly?
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>>175836248
I usually just queue QM with a friend so I can stomp shitters. I had a game where we pinned the enemy inside their base on hamura at level 13 when they hadn't hit 10 yet.
Last game I had 35k exp compared to my mirror's 20k while doing more hero damage and 1v2ing kids as murky.
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>>175836264
:3
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>>175835409
What
The
FUCK
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>>175836385
Say fuck it and pick varian.
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>>175815489
Ana (The Overwatch Bitch)
Trait: Biotic rifle (Toggle) Ablility to basic attack friendly heroes to heal them on hit, and a small amount over time
Q: Sleep dart (16s, Skillshot) - Put an enemy to sleep for 3 seconds. Friendly attacks and any damage will wake the target up.
W: Aimed shot (12s) - Increase the damage/heal and range of your next basic attack by 100%. Basic attacks reduce the cooldown by 1s.
E: Biotic grenade (12s) - Deal damage to enemies and heal all friendly units in a medium radius. Increase the healing received by teammates by 20%, and decrease the healing received by enemies by 20% for 2 seconds.
R1: Nano boost (70s) - Increase the physical armor and basic attack damage of a friendly hero by 40% for 4 seconds.
R2: Bigger doses (Passive) - Permanently increase your attack range and damage by 100%. Stacks with Aimed shot.
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Every single game is either stomp or be stomped. There is even less middleground than in fucking overwatch, how is that even possible.
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>>175835409
>>175836356
>>175836441
I would want to be your friend. I'd tell you great job. I'd upvote you on the MVP screen. I'd see if you wanted to play again. We'd group up. The next game you play Chromie, and you seem like you can actually see the future. Everything's hitting, and we win 28-0, an easy, crushing victory, mostly because of you. We would be stoked.
The next game is the worst game of your life.
You play Zeratul. They went double mage, we all thought it'd be a good idea. You're not great with him, but you aren't bad. They see your shimmer every time, and KT stacks his Convection super early, and you get picked off by Jaina twice, and it's terrible. You know you lost because of you, because you had the worst game of your life.
I wouldn't call you a piece of shit. You had a bad game, but I've seen you have your best games. Sometimes you have a bad game, or a bad draft, or a bad bit of matchmaking, but we know there'll be another game.
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>>175836629
I've been having a lot of even sided matches.

The games where its a constant back and forth struggle til someone fucks up late game
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>>175836385
pick tyrande, hope your Dibbles isn't trash. Not the worst comp honestly
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>>175836796
I actually did pick Tyrande with the same thought. Diablo turned out to be trash and we got curbstomped.
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Varian is shitting up QM matchmaking and Blizzard won't even acknowledge it
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>>175836185
I always love when Blizz buds say they hate starcraft when that rts format was the basis for nearly all their games.
>WoW started off as Warcraft which was the original rts engine.
>Starcraft later adapted the engine.
>Diablo's gameplay designs were heavily borrowed from WC2.
>HotS was created using the rts engine of SC2.
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>>175836698
Is this what leddit looks like?
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>>175836698
>>175837378
So why would you call someone an asshole when they're having the worst game they've ever played? If you win 60% of your games, you fuck up in 2 out of 5. That means the only reason we're not friends is because you missed 3 Void Prisons and died more than a regular Leoric in 1 out of 2 average losses in 5, and I wasn't in your Chromie game before, or your Malf masterpiece before that.
Every bad game is a person making a mistake. If we were friends, we'd forgive each other. The only reason we're not friends is because I wasn't perfect for 17 minutes on Infernal Shrines, and we haven't met each other.
If we met tomorrow, we would be friends. We'd say forget about the losses. Those are the times you were human. Don't feel bad over a game that's supposed to be for fun. Everyone loses, and winning isn't that different from losing anyway. You end up playing the same maps, with the same heroes, with the same people, who like the same game.
When we play with our friends, they're gonna feed sometimes. Maybe they don't have the best map awareness, or they're trying out a new hero, or they just aren't very good. We forgive, we forget.
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>>175837320
Fuck varian
>PROTECTED
>TAUNTED
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>TAUNTED
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>>175837592
I thought blizzard wanted to make a warrior, not a tank genji
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>>175837639
He's multiclass for a reason.
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>>175836698
You've got it backwards fuckface. I'm nice to my real friends. I buy them things, hang out with them, listen to their problems, etc. And you want to know why? Because 'real' friends fucking suck ass. Buy your own goddam alcohol, I don't care that you saw a swastika downtown and got 'TRIGGERED', 'real' friends are weak shitstains that only exist for the inherent human issue that we need companionship on occasion so we don't lose our minds. 4chan is the closest thing I'll ever have to a goddam family because it's the only thing that never changes or expects anything from you. You're a fucking faggot, I'm a fucking faggot, the posters above and below are fucking faggots and you know what? This is the one place on this shitty earth where that's just fucking fine.
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>>175837521
>We forgive, we forget.
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>>175837592
Use CCs, fucking idiot. He can't do shit if he's stunned.
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raise ur dongers
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kappa
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>>175837714
More multiclass heroes when?
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>>175837893
Hopefully never.
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>>175837919
I think basically picking a class at 10 is pretty neat.
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>>175836054
why?
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>>175837971
I'd like to play a tankadin or healadin depending on the situation but Uther is already in the game so I don't see that happening.
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>>175837845
Wow! It's almost as if CC is strong against literally any hero in this game!
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>>175837521
>>175837837
>>175837842
The only reason I have friends in HotS is because we caught each other during a good game. Guys I've now played hundreds of game with now. We're not that great, and we lose sometimes, but we still have fun. If I had met some of my friends one game later, we never would have talked. If I had queued into a game where Paco tried to play something other than support, or joob had poor map awareness and got ganked too much, or Coffee dove into towers to try to kill Abathur and died(twice), I would have never joined their party, and wouldn't be playing with them a year later.
The only reason you're not in my group is because we haven't met. If I moved into your neighborhood, or played the game of my life on Dehaka, or you had the best Sonya game in your life, we would be joking in Discord right now.
Forget the losses, remember the victory, and let each other be human. We're all just people, and all we need to become friends is forgiveness. Forgive the mistakes, not just your friends but your own. Don't beat yourself up for losing, or playing badly, or drafting wrong. Wins and losses don't matter, only that you had fun. In a few years you won't play this game, and you won't remember the losses.
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>>175822592

LiLiBestWaifu
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>>175822592

MaievNeverXD
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>>175822592
I uh...wait I thought /vg/ didn't have dubs like /v/...or is that not the case.

I guess...elfbuttsniffer if I get it tho
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>>175836629

Low level games are like this.
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>>175822592

OWBabbyFag
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>>175822592

>vg
>dubs
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>maps?
>omg shitters
>this hero is so
>WHEN?
>so cute
>best herofu
>blizzard
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>>175822592

TyrandeAShit
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>>175837592
>>175837639

>people complain about warbringer during release because muh chain cc
>people say he is garbage after nerf because only 1 cc
>now people complain about shieldwall immunity

Maybe soon blizz will nerf shield wall and make him completely useless
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>>175822592

(You)
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>>175822592
AbathurAShit
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>>175838195
I love when people use "just stun/silence them" as an argument in any moba whenever a character is OP as shit. It's like clockwork. ward his jungle
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>>175815432
You put them on the payload.
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>>175838751
>ward his jungle

That takes me back.
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>>175838195
Ragnaros tanked through CC like a motherfucker with his 75% armor.
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>>175838202
You'll remember your friends. You'll remember adding new rules to AI games to make them more fun, like only use nukes on camps on Warhead Junction, and no turn ins on Blackhearts. You'll remember playing your second team league, and stupid matchmaking put you against Werbenjager, and he dropped the Vikings all over your ass, and you and your friends laughed all the way to defeat. You'll remember the good times, the friendships.
50% of people in any HotS game are going to lose. It's going to happen to everyone, a lot. All we need to do is agree to forgive and move on, and help each other. We work together to get better, we give advice, we accept criticism. We don't measure success in wins or losses, but in improvement, and teamwork, and the fun we had playing.
If we treat everyone like we're friends, then eventually, we will be.
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>your team only has tank because you picked one
>no support ever
>enemy always has at least one tank and support at minimum

Wew. At least here i get to blame retarded blizzard mm instead of retarded playerbase i suppose.
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>>175837893
>>175837971
>>175838016
There's a chance that there'll be a priest hero with Assassin(shadow) and Support(light) choice at lvl 10.
That or the shadowform will be on ult from lvl1/ will be on passive.
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So, with Falstad in rotation I've been giving him a go, and correct me if I've got anything wrong so far

>1: His damage mostly comes from his right-clicks, which are fast, decently ranged and can with the right talents hit really hard

>2: He can fly to where he's needed, although you still need to be map aware a little though because it's not global

>3: The Laser is shit, the gust heroic is a great way of telling an opposing team to fuck off as your Nazeebo tries to finish claiming the Shrine on Towers of Doom.

>4: His abilities aren't bad by anymeans either

How am I doing?
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>>175839934
please be undead (forsaken)
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How do I get good with Best Girl Auriel?
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>>175840157
Tie people up, whip them, then slap a ring on em.
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>love to be assassin
>can only win as healslut
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>>175840119
Mostly correct. Do nite that absolutely noone distinguishes between his semi-global and Dehaka's actual global, they are effectively the same in most situations and pretty much everyone picks epic mount anyway.

Falstad is the go-to champ for Bronze to GM challenges and high priority even in tournaments.
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>make literally nothing
>call it a legendary
Jewzzard at it again, I feel cheated.
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>>175840157
AoE slap is your least important ability.
.
Stun/Push is useful though situational. (Don't underestimate it though)

Heal is the most important part, focus on managing the crown (especially after/if you get the talent where it buffs the target). Gets easier if you take the talent where damage recieved gets added too so you can just slap it on your tank. Healing multiple targets at once is nice, but generally it's better to focus on the most important/injured teammates instead of aiming for the amount of hits.

Ressurect is nice, but tricky. You can get most out of it if you already have an advantage so if you for example kill 4 and loose 3, that once additional teammate alive means a lot in the push/objective/merc followup. Don't force ressurects in the middle of a teamfight if it seems risky.

Stasis is generally the better choice. Watch the positioning of both teams though, as the teamfight moves you might be setting your ally up for a barrage of skillshots or waking up in the middle of the enemy team.
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>>175840157
>>175840187
Also never take Res.
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>>175839845
What rank?
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>>175840775
the worst thing is you cant shards non duplicate
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>Decide to do a QM before going to get something to eat
>team ignores the first 4 objectives on towers
>Arthas chilling in top lane, Zarya's standing by an objective spawn with 10% hp and inevitably dies
>Somehow come back and win it towards the end
Never have I felt so unhappy to win, that should have been a loss.
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>>175837592
It's not even half of it
Then you have the never-ending charge
And the incredibly underrated mortal strike, seriously that thing win game by itself
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Anyone have any tips for Zagara? Used to play her a little but that was back when maw was a thing - now it seems everyone uses the other ult?
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>>175841123
but if you pick protected you cant have endless charge
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I'm a new player and in my first box I got Azmodunk

How is Azmodan? I kinda already spent my level 5 gems so it'll be a bit before I can unlock him
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>>175841385
Situational but good imo.
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>>175840119
gust is also great for pushing them off position or cause a teamwipe if they are retreating
(alternatively die like a clown if you miscalculate)
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>>175837592
They're going waaay over the top with Protect status. It was supposed to be that super powerful life saving move and they're giving it away left and right with 10 seconds cooldowns?

It's like when rito forced mobility on every champion in league for like 1,5 year and now everything has a million jumps and teleports.

>>175841385
He's a very annoying pusher. His pushing may not be the best, but in most situations his skillset ensures that at least 2 enemies must drop whatever they were doing to stop him. He's generally a safe pick. Comfy and slow, not really that exciting.
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>>175841417

Yeah, I just tried that against bots by dashing in front of a retreating pair and gusting them back into our deathball. They just melted.
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Am I doing something wrong or does Zarya get extremely weaker the longer the game goes on? She does great damage and shielding early to midgame, but late game I feel like the only thing I'm really contributing to team fights are my ult. Shield ally seems almost insignificant considering its 12 second cooldown
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>>175838307
What surprises LiLi when she's grocery shopping? Oh look, flour!

- Reddit
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So what counters Probius and what does Probius counter?

I'm thinking of either buying him, or buying Valla Tychus and Sylvanas
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>>175841629
Yeah, Zarya really drops the ball past like, level 13 or something. It's all as you said it, she's really a early game hero, which is weird design considering that lategame almost always happens. Not sure why though, maybe her % scalings are off?
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>>175841584
>shotclock noises
>three 1000+ crit numbers rise into the sky as you just chunked off 40% health of their entire backline
>every 12 seconds
>while in another lane, lasering that keep down real quick
>while in another lane your general is leading a camp and 10 archer minions into another keep

I think it's pretty exciting.
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>>175841747
Killing him in like two abilities is a pretty good counter if you ask me. Any form of cc helps.

Probius counters lanes and worse laners. And human stupidity and misplacement in team fights.
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>>175841629
Time it better. Also her quests make her better, not worse late game. Be at max energy all the time.
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>>175822592
Nuggerwitch
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>>175822592
BraapTyrande
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>>175837592
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>>175838670
This bugs me so much. People just don't want good talents. Soon Varian just gets to skip having a level 4 talent.

Mother fuckers, it used to be called an awful pick, you can't call it fundamentally broken if it was once trash and nothing has changed with it.

Time your shit better, if you don't fucking attack him during it he doesn't get shorter cooldowns.

I've literally never played this character and I know this.
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>>175841747
Probius is a high damage mage who also protects the back-line.
While other mages have had ways to temporarily fuck people who get too close, Probius actively stops bruisers and assassins from being able to engage with the backline so long as his pylons are up or he can put down his rifts.
He's also capable of going hardcore into PvE and just endlessly push a lane.

His weaknesses are heavy displacement and characters who can nuke his shit without coming close, like Chromie for instance.

>>175841629
Learn to manage your energy better. Without the "Zarya's personal barrier gives more shields" talent her barrier doesn't last that long in the late game. That said, you often even then still want the Pain is Temporary talent, unless you took the level 1 MAXIMUM ENERGY quest, in which case the armor as long as you're over 75 is pretty ludicrous.
Her ally barrier is still a great sustain especially for your ally tank or dive allies, and a way to keep gaining a fuckton more energy once you have the gain train.
Zarya in general is less a tank than she is an obscenely powerful support, and the late game only reminds you of that.
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i need a friend to do 5 games with pls respond
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>>175842421
go ask your friends over in /owg/
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>>175842421
are u a cute girl
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>>175842421
You need to post battle tag and region, dummy.
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I need someone to make a meme for me. It's in the format of the the *autistic screeching* meme, but with a probius and *autistic beeping*
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>>175842604

>Let's not stand in the warp rift
>Ok
>*autistic beeping*
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>>175842421
RayBromano#1797 US
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what's the deal
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>>175842806
dont pick jaina, you afking shitter
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>>175842806
>Thanks for all of your reports. We’ve confirmed that Quick Match queue times are lasting longer than we’d like in Europe, and after some investigation, have found that Heroes 2.0 has brought in so many players that our matchmaking process is having difficulty making games fast enough to keep up. We’re working as fast as we can to resolve this, but in the meantime, you will likely get into a match more quickly by queuing for other game modes, like Unranked or Hero League.
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>>175842981
Love how the MM is tuned for dead-game tier populations and can't deal with having more players available to shovel around.
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>>175842806
It happens.
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>>175842981
keeeeek can fagzzard do nothing right lol???
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>>175842727
its gotta be an image tho, and preferably something more playstyle oriented and irritating about the hero
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This game's good and fun but I can't really justify spending serious time on it unlike Dota or CSGO, etc.
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I calibrated to Gold 1.
How dogshit is it?
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>>175843275
I dun understand. Aren't games about fun anymore? How do you justify (and why do you need to justify) playing Dota and CS? That and half of HotS' charm is how quick the matches are.
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How to play Johanna? Asking for a friend
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>>175843462
He's probably one of those people that have spent so much time on dota he'd feel it would have been wasted if he quits playing.
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>>175843618
Walk into enemy team and press W
Blind right-clickers with E, don't use for poke
immune CC with D
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>>175842604
>there was an attempt
just trace my shit up senpai
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>>175844032
If our boy says it, it has to be true
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>>175843462
He means the game doesn't have the addictive quality CS:FAGGOT and Doturd do.
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>>175843824
pretty damn good, just needs 2 other heroes discussing
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>>175844479
I am not fully aware of the [autistic screeching] meme out of side of the screeching yellow beanie baby
I will also need hero suggestions

is there like an image I should be aware of?
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>>175842981
i'm not a filthy yurostani
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>>175844651
Sylvanas' banshees screech
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>>175844479
oh wait you mean this I was thinking of the trump screeching

>>175844719
>lets do an objective
>[undead screeching]
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>>175841971
>>175842294
>be at high energy all the time
Ok I feel like an idiot for asking this because there must be an obvious technique I don't know about.

How do you get high energy before a team fight starts late game? Minion waves give you almost nothing, and even the deeper base towers barely give you anything.
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whats a decent mmr
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>>175843667
No, that doesn't really have anything to do with it, since I already quit Dota 2 a while ago.
>>175843462
>>175844337
It just seems to me that the game doesn't quite have the depth and the competitive scene that comes along with that to really sink your teeth into it. Even though it's fun, I don't think it's the kind of game you play as your main game for years.
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>""combat"" xul complainypants in 3 games in a row

Just remove these meme heroes people don't understand them and even when they do they're all shit.
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>>175818674
Get to at least level 100.
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>>175844932
When your opponents are at least 100 levels higher than you
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>>175844903
Why did they have to introduce this meme? I'm getting cancer from it.
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>>175844903
A Varian, Medivh, and Genji walk into a teamfight
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>>175844903
>dude what if we gave a hero uthers ult on a spammable cooldown on a fucking basic ability.
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>tfw youre a master player stuck in bronze
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>>175844903
haha dude what if we gave like kayle ult to multiple heroes
except as a basic ability lmao
give varian two charges

>>175844954
seconding
delet specialist label

>>175845209
bronze is actually the most fun
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Is there a way to unready/ready without pressing a button? I play in party and half the times the button fucking disappears.
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>>175844916
the technique is that you git gud faggalagga
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>>175844937
>and the competitive scene
This is probably the biggest positive. Esports has a habit of attracting cancer.
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Is there anything more fun than Artankis?
1: Block - Ain't no niggas punching me
4: Shield Surge - Your resistance only makes me harder
7: whatever just DPS or a slow
10: Blind - Now you definitely aren't hitting me
13: Phase Bulwark - Your mages aren't going to help you either
16: One of the blades for more honorable killing
20: Force of Will - I'm fucking invincible
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Why does Tyrael get these awesome flappy wing-things and Auriel gets those stiff curtains on her back? Not fair. Imperius when?
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>>175845593
whenever I play artanis I just go full W
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>>175844954
Xuls have been the worst for this shit in my experience too.
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>>175844903
They should remove protected from varian.
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>>175844903
varian should lose protected on stuns just like genji
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Who is the best hero?
>>
Didn't this game have a lot more maps?

When I played like over a year ago, I remember some map where you'd have to collect 50 bugs, or pirate gold coins or something like that, but all I get in quick play are the same 4 or 5 maps, did they remove the other ones, or are they only available in draft/ranked modes?
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>>175846375
Yeah, thirteen now, I think.

They limit the rotation during events like these, though.
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>>175844937
It was literally designed to be ultra babby mode moba. Cut the game time down and strip out all the strategy and complexity of even the casual versions of dota.
Just play it when you feel like it.
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>>175846375
Temporarily removed from rotation so that Hanamura gets played more.
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>Enemy Illidan is an unkillable God that can 1v3 no sweat
>Every time I play Illidan I get stunned and instakilled every single fight

What's the secret?
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>>175812332
Reminder of this
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>>175846353
Leoric
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>>175846535
>girl
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>>175829646
I would shit myself if Broxigar gets added holy Christ
that would be it, I could never play other moba's
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>>175846439

>Removed Garden and Pirate maps for Hanamura
>Not Towers of Doom of which it is basically a shitty remake of
>And let's face it, Towers of Doom is hardly the best battleground is it?
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>>175846535
>girl
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>guy constantly says "wow we're fucked are u guys bots?" throughout the whole match, even since the very first teamfight where he immediately died
>"lol actually i dont care im DRUNK lmao"

this is barely a step below "dude weed"
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>>175845593
>not amateur opponent and followthrough to tear the FUCK through structures, bosses, objectives and camps whenever you happen to be close to one
>not giant killerr and triple strike to rip through anything like wet paper
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>>175846564
Poor man's dehaka, like most warriors that try to do a little of everything.
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>>175846708
>get into draft
>dude im so high lmao

but thank god the penalty for dodging is 600 points :^)
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>>175846717
Maybe when there's another tank on my team, but the nature of QM means I'm solo more often then not; so I need to be invincible for my team.
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>tfw havent played a single game as diablo but unlocked prime evil skin from a level 4 loot crate

is she fun?
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>>175846810
You charge and slam people so yes
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>>175846708
forgot to mention but he bitched about how Nova was OP throughout the match too then called everyone else overwatch players
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>>175822592
LILIWAIFUFURLOVE
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>>175846810
Please just don't be an idiot and charge into a group by yourself. Pay attention. Look for backup. I can only do so much supporting ;_;
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>>175822592
NUCKFIGGERS
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>ran alarak
>had the best fucking SC medic on my ass the entire game
>was able to bully an entire lane to death as a result

Good shit
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>>175846440
Battering Sweeps for that sickass damage
Bigger lifesteal on AAs for sickass heals
Metamorph so you aren't bursted down
Azzinoth to really go ham on some squishies

2 attacks per second at 600 damage and 300 heal per attack at level 20.
A Butcher without Butcher's weskness of no escape or chase.

Also, don't draft him into lots of CC or shitton of burst and don't hardengage all the fucking time.
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>>175822592
shmellyanoos
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>>175846980
>get 100 ss
>immediately yolo into the enemy team and die in 2 seconds
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>braxis again
how many times to i have to alt+f4 this map before blizzard gets the hint?
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>>175844916
If the enemy is so pushed in you can't just take a couple tower hits or a keep + couple tower hits, it's kind of irrelevant, since Zarya's big thing is that she enables massive pushes.
That said, it then becomes about getting energy off of poke/boss, which requires knowing your barrier timings, but is well worth it.
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>>175847638
>okay guys what are queueing as?
>lets see we got a genji, lili, an illidan, varian, and nova
>pretty shit desu but lets see are enemy team and what map
>braxis
>enemy team has liming, guldan auriel and motherfucking chogall
the twist was I was the liming and we won on the second push.
>>
>pick morales
>team takes me for granted
>wonders why they all died when the didn't protect me
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>>175847638
Does dodging have any punishment in this game?
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>>175848848
you get forced into leaver queue the most toxic place hots has to offer.
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>>175848848
It depends on what you're dodging.

There's a leaver penalty for which you must play one brawl, quick match or unranked draft without disconnecting to clear. This stacks. Third dodge will require three games. Played an account for the first time since Season 2 the other day and was given a four game penalty for disconnecting in a brawl.

>what about ranked
You lose six hundred points. In addition to the above.

:^)
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>>175847638
I think braxis is fun
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>tfw you're the only one playing vikings on EU
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>>175849416

>getting the guitar riff burned into your mind from endless stalemates on the beacons
>>
>HotS 2.0
>This is still a thing
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>>175849613
i also like to drool on my keyboard playing specialists
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>>175849081
i can understand afk in a game, but the penalty they give for queue dodging is fucking retarded
im supposed to just play it out with some guy who wants to intentionally ruin my game or i get fucked over worse?
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don't die on me thread

Your top 4 have moved in and are now your roomates, sharing your house/apartment/secluded forest cabin.

What do?

I'd 100% try to ask Auriel out on a date and then settle for Johanna when Auriel inevitably rejects me.
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>>175850314
>expecting this shit to be "fixed"
>literally ever

lmao

muh engine

>>175850334
Yes, you have to deal with it. Or pick Abathur and sit in a bush.
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>>175850353
my top 4 are heroes I've only played like once or twice in brawls since 2.0 dropped
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>>175829646
that list makes me that much more excited to see all the characters they announce moving forward
also i thought the superman meme had died
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>>175850353
this summary screen is permanently broken for me, like I have four heroes above lvl 15 and it shows none of them.
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>>175836028
I think Velen, Anduin and Moira could all work as different specs
Moira is obviously Shadow
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>>175850353
With Anub, Diablo, and Zarya, it seems like it would be pretty cramped. Auriel is at least more normal sized, though her wings might cause some problems.
>>
Why do people pick Leaping Strike over Thornwood Vine? I don't see how it could possibly be better.
>>
>can't ice block while CC'd
???
>>
>>175851327
HAHAHAH

HAHAHAH
>>
>be me
>be shit at the game
>accidentally pick highest ai difficulty instead of qm
>get fucking destroyed
>raging at my team
>don't realize until after that they were all bots
damn im a moron
>>
>>175851392
>bronze shitter laughing at anything
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>>175851519
holy lel
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>>175851327
Because sometimes you need it just to live.

>>175851653
She laughs when using Leaping Strike, anon.
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How do I gitgud here.

pls help.
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>>175852168
stop play sonya voyboy ffs
play abathur instead
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>>175851327
Mobility and it's good against 2 tanks so you can kill people in the back line and get out especially if they have a healer that is good at dealing with lunara's spread damage.
>>
>We'll never get a Botani themed hero or skin
>We'll never get a plant themed hero that is actually playable without causing motion sickness.
>>
>tfw no hero banter in mp
Why
>>
>announcers, voicelines, and banter STILL bugged
must be hard to be a small indie dev without the funding or manpower to fix these issues.
>>
>>175853153
How do voicelines work anyway?
>>
>>175852168
hit your q
thats it
>>
>2 lane map
>gimmick core is immune do this bullshit instead of killing it yourself
>no bosses/few mercs

things that make a map shit
>>
i don't give a shit about the rotten vag meme, sylvanas is a grade-A cutie!
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anons, why haven't i seen garden of terror, mines and pirate maps since god knows when ?
>>
>>175853583
In a few weeks anon then they are back on rotation
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>>175853583
blizz kikery of course
>>
>>175853693
maps go through rotations too now? like heroes ?
>>
My life for Auir.
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>>175853750
only temporary, they did it to make sure you get the new map more often.
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>>175852168
Activate windows to do more DPS
>>
>>175852168
>Press Q
>Chase them and press W every time it's available
>If low health pop a defence buff and press E
>>
>>175853232
You press I and a voiceline plays.
>>
is James Raynor still a top end DPS or should I just roll Valla
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>>175835539
>Not knowing tyrande craves Broxigar's dick
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>>175813707
>Finally
It already exists tho.
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uh
hotstards????
>>
>>175821153
Actually it's stated multiple times in the Warcraft lore that they always tried to kill each other. In the end only one has to remain to devour the world.
>>
>>175854517
Greymane or Valla.
>>
>>175852168
Get MORE FURY
>>
>>175854943
>>175854038
>>175853975
>>175852304
I shall try some more then, thanks anons.
>>175852264
Pls no
>>
>Play Sonya
>Javelin throw onto their Lt. Morales
>Just fucking spin with their whole team on top of me while their Morales is fucking panicking trying to run away
>Still kill her and walk away because all that fucking armor and healing

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>>175854628
Sentinel Lunara is CUTE
>>
>get hanashit
>refuse to push payload even though it is uncontested and close to capping
you wanted overwatch, so you're gonna get the full overwatch experience
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>>175855121
>Play Johanna.
>Enemy Sonya Q's onto Malf.
>Blessed Shield, blind are team blows up her up.

Thanks for the promotion game.
>>
>>175855326
Man the grind to play ranked is real. QMs are so damn boring
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quick meme feels bad
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>>175855613
>losing in qm
lol
>>
>>175855613
>giving a shit about qm
so? i have like a 40% winrate but all i do is fuck with my team and try shitty talent builds

draft is where the real game begins
>>
Why does Varian get to be both unkillable and have a burst to take out 75% of a squishy's HP?
>>
>>175855216
Best farts! Best!
>>
>>175855830
Because he's the king of stormwind
>>
>>175855637
t. bronze shitter
>>
>>175855830
please don't bully my daddy
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>Play Ragnaros once
>we get destroyed, feel like I'm doing nothing of value all game

>hear someone talking about playing him
>decide to give him another shot
>realize I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A GREAT HERO HE WAS HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUN AS HELL
>Burning bitches with meteors as they try to run
>Igniting Lucio as he chases a low health enemy
>Using Molten Core to win fights from afar
>mfw enemy Illidan can fuck up our team but I throw my ult on him, doing 80% of his HP and then finishing him off with my other global abilities
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>Hanamura
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>>175856130
>Hanamura
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>>175855406
True. But if you want to have any semblence of fun in hero league, you should get ALL heroes up to level 5 so there's no guessing their roles and potential burst.
>>
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>blizz
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>Hanamura
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>HanaSong
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>Hanamura
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>Hanamura
>>
WHY IS DVA NOT ON THE PTR YET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>175856405
hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>
>>175856521
Works for me. Is the increased attack range ever viable compared to self destruct? It makes you more than a melee hero but is it worth it?
>>
>>175856567
>>175856567
New
>>
>>175836028
WHITEMANE
H
I
T
E
>>
Hanamura makes want to commit harakiri
>>
>>175854517
Jimmy is solid but is more suitable if he's not your only DPS.
Valla and Greymane don't do the whole buff allies thing but do more damage otherwise, and are part of the hard carry comps composed of 2x Tank, 2x Support, 1x Assassin
>>
>>175856013
yet you can hardly carry a losing team :)
>>
>>175836210
It was me but we can't be friends anymore, I've taken a liking to her natural classic skin. Maybe in Li Li's case less is more.
>>
>>175827281
>Nova
>Leoric
Ghosts
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