/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to feel the softness of Fernando's plume!

>>175743764
Huuh? That Frontliner is shit!

>>175743717
I was full of worries because of OB49, but one look at Buck's face tells me everything's gonna be alright.

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>>175743717
And here are the actual playlist links for the OP:

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p9Ptob5pC4&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

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>>175743807

>>175743807
>implying that only Fernando is bad
All frontliners suck in OB49.

Do we have an archive of any lewdfics

>>175744618
i think the nando and sha lin one is the only lewdfic we have so far

xth for Willo a shit, Flak when?

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Reminder that these are actual fucking quotes from Androxus.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/84/Androxus_TR_Taunt_Directed_Skye_1.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/4/41/Androxus_TR_Taunt_Directed_Skye_2.ogg

>>175746545
is he
dare i say it
/ourguy/?

>wake up
>attempt daily login
>servers down
>2 hours later
>still down
???

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I WANT EVIE TO FREEZE MY NIPPLES AND FLICK THEM OFF!!!!!

>>175746825
noice.

>>175746825
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it while your alting so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off the other team and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell FTW

>>175747046
OH GOD

>>175746980
I see that writefags are having a very fruitful day.
Or are very bored because servers are still down.

>>175746756
At least two hours left, this update is taking them six hours this time.

>>175747221
oh, there it is

thoughts on voice chat being permanently added?

>>175748451
voice chat needs to be in a game like this.

that said, i am the only soloq, 3k elo player who will never use it because of intense social anxiety.

or am i?

>>175748451

Cancer. I hope they don't forget to add an ez way to mute all

Looking forward to losing solo que comp due to team tilting each other with voice.

>>175746825
>>175746903
>>175746980
So... this is despair...

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Don't forget to open your chests for that sweet loot.

;^)

Its automaticaly sending you to the NA servers

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>high elo
>matchmaking "balances" by pairing me with low elo shitters against high elo parties
>make a smurf to avoid this
>get high elo and the same issue happens again
>create another smurf
>lowrez introduces the legendary + essence system,
>the grind is so unbelievably fucking bullshit that I can't be bothered to make anymore smurfs
>now I'm stuck having to carry mouthbreathers against competent players

I hate this fucking game so much

Is Willo as cancer as we thought or its slighty better?

>>175749729
Did they fix that shit this patch? Not that I care if 9 chests out of 10 are nothing, but fuck at least put the skins that are suppose to be in it, in it

>>175751035
From what I've seen of her in streams, she seems easy to kill, I don't think she would be a bother at all.

Is buck still bad

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Did somebody got the Nando lance?

>>175751948
Buck hasnt been bad since they fixed his shotgun ages ago. He's just not popular because androxus, lex and Evie exist and kill things faster.

>>175746428
she is a flank, an artillery piece but also a flank

>>175752279
Willow can't duel anyone and win. She's certainly not a flank.

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>>175751108
working as intended

>>175752164
Yeah he's fun to play there's just no reason to when the others exist. They buffed his damage a little bit that's why I asked. Is the buff even that noticeable

>>175751035
>>175751286
She's very weak 1v1, probably the weakest of all the champions. If she's defended by the team, then the point is off limits.

>>175752383
>duel
here come the <2000 elo shitters

>>175752537
A flank with shit mobility is going to end up 1v1. Willow will lose that fight to anybody.

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>>175746825

>>175752735
if you want to reaaaaaly 1v1 with her, take the stack legendary and get the cooldown for flight and eliminations, fly - fog - kill - fly - fog - kill. Seed at tanks or doorways inside buildings.

>>175748451
It's just going to be underutilized. People in this game are way too pissed off to have fun or actually talk about strategy. I'll see how it fares as time goes by though

>>175752062
i did. Also, brightmarsh is pure cancer

For all the Non-NA players, Lo-Rez screwed up the default server regions so you need to change the region manually each match if you don't want to play with the burgers.

New client patch, maybe some fixes.

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I just got killed during my ult as grover by willo, also she is able to displace the explosion of the seeds towards a wall in every match i have played meaning that you can get suddenly killed by a seed that you saw landing in front of you
GIVE YOUR KING A BIG GRAVE

PATCH UPDATE UR CLIENT

>>175752062
>valentine chest
>bought 1500 memecoins to try get that unicorn
>got all itens except that

I really want Nando's lance this time but I'll not do this again. Pass.

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>>175746545
>tfw roleplaying as androxus
>half the cast is human

>>175748565
do you just press buttons faster than others?

>you can't buy willo's default voice pack with gold
are you FUCKING kidding me

>>175754776
I suffered something similar but with the snek skin, thankfully i didnt burn that many crystals in it

>>175755434

I'm pretty sure that's a bug-it'd just be silly not to let you buy a standard voicepack without premium currency.

>Only 2 recolor options
>One is still locked behind the radiant chest
lol

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>>175755434
> Not having the founders pack

>>175755825
lol

>>175755825
I already have every champion unlocked, loadouts for all of them and almost all the voice packs so there's 0 reason for me to buy it

>>175755914
you would get all the gold back for more essence down the line

>>175750345
nice joke, thats not how matchmaking works.

>>175748730
>implying voice chat ruins ANYTHING

it makes shit on even ground vs stacks with discord

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/859786363750809602
This is surprisingly pretty cool

>>175756834

Oh, hey, they added a new trailer? Neat.

>>175756834
>all the overcucks crying in the replies
great

>>175756834
>all the comments are about overwatch
kek

>>175756834
That is a good trailer.

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>HEY DUDE DON'T FORGET TO BUY A FOUNDERS PACK
Christ

>>175752062
I got an axe for Treeman

>>175756834
>Barik with 3 turrets that all shoot like they're machine guns
>His gun is a machine gun too
>That generic robot voice for Bolt
Fucking disgusting

>>175756834
I like that trailer but they really need to update Ruckus' model because it just looked really awkward.

Also, Androxus' voice sounds really cool without the filter.

>>175756834
>Lo-Rez makes a Low-Res trailer
true poetry

>>175757445
Nando standing behind his shield in the middle of all that having a drink was funny.

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>>175756834
this made me chuckle

>>175756834
>Bolt can move on his own
WHY DOESN'T BOLT KILL RUCKUS ALREADY

>>175756976
>>175757156

Sheesh, you weren't kidding. Looks like at least 2/3rds are OW complaints.

That said, I do like the trailer. Interesting that they chose to use Bolt's Starslayer Ruckus voice, though.

>>175756218
I can look at numbers in every match and verify that my ELO is usually the highest in the lobby, but the average ELO on the other team is higher.

I think I'll trust that over what some anonymous dumbass claims is happening. Unless you're nitpicking the "party" part, which only happens on occasion and isn't actually my main complaint.

>>175757998
>not duo queueing to get one of the best matchmaking experiences

>>175757686
It's like one of those buddy cop relationship in movies
They banter with each other all the time but still care for each other

>>175758153
>>175757686
Bolt's using the HAL voice from the StarSlayer skin, it looks like something cobbled together by the Chinese side who has no idea what the lore is and what the gameplay is like.

Why is amigo the best amigo?

Welp, i got the crossbow for cassie and the wrist thing for skye, gotta wait one more week to try again at this fucking chest

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>>175759413
>best looks
>best voice
>best playstyle
>best personallity
>best everything else
>still fun/effective after a ton of nerfs

>>175756218
That exactly how it works though.

>>175760390
parties are put vs higher average elos that is a fact so thats not how it works

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>>175760519
there's a very simple logical contradiction in that statement, if you can't figure it out by yourself, please don't try to discuss about it.

PS: I'm the BK in the lower section.

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>play first match of the update
>get stuck in Top Play because Hi-Rez coding
>suddenly hear a voice line
>apparently everybody is stuck and can't leave the game, but VGS still works
>spend two minutes spamming VVVT and VHH until finally killing the game in Task Manager

>>175761945
>playing on patch day

that's an epic meme, anon

>>175761232
That is the exception to the rule and it prolly made you lose 1 elo.

>>175761945
>second match of the update
>game randomly turns my screen grey and freezes my PC
>forced to restart
>manage to come back before the match is over
>my fucking legendary card is gone
>have to play without it
>match ends
>top play obviously glitches out
>see the scoreboard
>go back to the menu
>"player disconnected, log in again"

every patch this shit gets worse

>>175762187
First, evidence to something people have been claiming ever since the game left CB isn't an exception to the rule, it's merely supporting their case.

Second, bringing up how much elo I lost from that is fucking irrelevant.

Third, like I said, if you still haven't noticed the logical contradiction in your logic, don't fucking discuss the topic.

Don't fucking reply to me until you do, nigger.

>>175762747
kid i am 3.3k elo and if i party with more than 1 person i start getting matched against teams full of comp players i think i know how matchmaking works

>>175762928
>mermoco
opinion discarded.

>>175762928
>it's a mermocuck thinks he knows how the game works episode

>>175763190
>>175763270
sure thing morons you are all so good but the game wants you to lose!

surely there arent people who figured out that duo queuing is the best way to play the game matchmaking wise

am i a faggot for playing pink haired dagger lady
i also want to play the cute elf with the mirror, but nobody really appeals to me visually apart from fernando (?) and i don't really like playing him

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>>175763385
LOL

>>175763419

Not really. But you might run into trouble facing off against players who can predict her movements. Be careful.

>search for some characters tips/tutorial/guide on Youtube
>memes
>first impression
>gameplay against dumb players
>hello guys my name is faggot and I bought a car

There's no cancerous attwhore channel about Paladins?

>>175763385
>openly admitting that you only have the elo you do because you were carried by other better players

it's like you WANT people to completely disregard all your shitty opinions

>>175763694
check my last siege session ;)

>>175763637
the only people i die to at the moment are like rocket dragon and evie because i literally run into their explosions trying to be unpredictable
but i suck so w/e
lex looks kinda cool too, is he good?

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>>175763773
>tries to use an exception to the rule as evidence
>doesn't even know how 5-man parties are treated in the matchmaker, that was poorly ported from Smite

Reminder that arguing with memeoco is like playing chess with an autistic pigeon.

>>175763794

Yeah, he's a fairly solid choice. No vertical mobility, but he can drop enemies very quickly, and his Bounty system can help you earn a lot of credits fast.

>>175764213
4-5 man parties are put against much better players kid.

>>175764335
Reminder that mermoco IS an autistic pigeon.
>>175763445
>>175763445
>>175763445

>>175764335

>4-5 man parties are put against much better players kid

Only below ~3k elo, after that the game can't find a balanced game anymore

>>175764804
there are 4k elo players and the difference between 4k and 3k is huge.

Got willo 4 lvl and i wouldn't say i like this champ, drogoz much more effective.

Quick rundown on mermoco:

>D69 bows to Mermoco
>In contact with Ruukia
>Possess wallhack-like abilities
>Control casual Q with an iron but fair fist
>Own boosters & streams globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient jewish blood line
>Will commit the first elojob on a LAN (Bird will be be the first boosted)
>Own 99% of Hi-Rez's Engineer Team
>First palababies will in all likelihood be mermoco palababies
>Said to have a 7k+ Elo, such elo on Paladins has only existed in dev builds
>Ancient /palg/ posts tells of an angel who will descend upon the Hi-Rez Studios and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Elobot R&D labs around the world
>You're probably an elobot
>Mermoco is in regular communication with the Head-dev Drybear, forwarding the word of elows to the Development Team. Who do you think got Maeve nerfed?
>Learned fluent C++ and can datamine every patch in under an hour
>Hi-Rez states entrust their balance decisions reserves with mermoco. There’s no Prettyhair in the balance team, only Mermoco
>Mermoco is about 7 years old
>In reality, he's an scarily autistic being playing only Paladins all day. We don’t know his ultimate tantrum yet. We hope he'll leave soon.

>tfw playing pluck makoa on survival to hone up my hooking skills

survival is great practice m8s

>>175765485
Yeah Drogoz is better but Willo is like BK in the sense that she brings bullshit to the table that no one else can do

>>175765485

Well, her actual DPS doesn't seem to be too terribly high. The real threat is her negating all heals and the pain her Seedlings can cause if enemies don't back off in time.

>>175765804
kek. now do the same thing with ehzo

>>175765807
People are still playing survival?

>>175765994
>imbleying 2.6k elo shitters deserve quick rundowns

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>>175765807
>he's still here

get out dude lmao
you're fighting sub 2ks that picked 3 flankers

>>175766054
>imbleiing he isn't already enough of a meme

>>175746825
I missed you.

2k elo. Played 3 siege games today on Europe server and not a single one had a frontliner except for me. Players simply don't care about the point and even when they take me out they keep moving so it's a simple matter of going back to capture. Even if the other team gets more kills they still don't send anyone to capture the point.

People said patch day would be bad... but I didn't think it would be this bad. Do I just need to get my elo up to rid myself of this fate? Will it die down tomorrow? Send help.

>>175766154
>trying to draw fire away from himself
Ezho redeemed himself, you're just hopeless.

>>175766098
>stalking me
>implying most people aren't sub 2k on survival
>implying flanks aren't the strongest class on survival, a game mode that consists of winning 1 v 1 duels

>>175766332
>this is mermoco

>>175766287
you dont even know who i am.

>>175766287
>thinks i care about people hating me

I was the most hated tripfag on tf2g for years kid, you gotta step it up.

>>175765485
Willo is a very situational champ
Her DPS is shit, she can't 1v1 anyone.
Her hitboxes are also huge and her escape ability is slow so you can't get anywhere near enemy damage dealers by yourself.
She's best at just staying behind your team and spamming her abilities to fuck over the enemy healers/frontlines while they wonder why the fuck they aren't getting healed.
Unfortunately she dies pretty fast to competent flankers so even then she's not that effective in most situations.

Only played a few matches so far but I think it's safe to say she's mediocre at best in high level play.

>>175766446
I mean, it really shows.

>>175766446
>mermocuck is a nu-tf2g tripfag
jesus that explains a lot
only the biggest of retards qualify for that

>>175766729
>nu-tf2g
I stopped posting there on 2012 or so.

>people complained that Willo's seedlings should not have the same indicator as grenade because it's confusing
>so Hi-rez changed the indicator to the same as Seris' ult
Lol (?)

>>175766502
>Her hitboxes are also huge
Well this is Paladins.

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>>175746545
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/5/5c/MercenaryHouYi_Intro_1.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/c5/MercenaryHouYi_Taunt_Directed_Xbalanque.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/13/MercenaryHouYi_Taunt_Directed_Agni.ogg

What did Hi-rez mean by this?

>>175767516

It means they need to find more guys in masks to quote. Send them some.

>>175767465
I mean they're way more than you'd expect a tiny fairy to have
Seriously, if the enemy team has 2 or more competent dps+flanks you're better off just staying in spawn because you won't spend more than 10 seconds alive near the point

>be having a killer game
>end of first round i had 18 eliminations 1 death massive damage done as grohk
>game shits itself and kicks everyone out to the login screen

>>175767857
Yeah but everything in Paladins has xboxhueg hitboxes, unless it's something like a maeve chimp dashing around or Evie pressing Q to not die, all squishies are very vulnerable due to how easy it is to hit them consistently.

>>175768012
Read the rest of my original post
It's not the squishiness alone that makes her bad
It's the squishiness combined with the shitty, delayed, high cooldown mobility ability and the complete inability to out-dps anyone in a 1v1

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>>175767919

Yeah, I've had moments like that. Few and far-between, fortunately, but never fun when they happen.

>>175767919
drophack

>3000 elo memelord partied with 1400 elo smurf
>gets matched against a bunch sub-2400s

I've lost count of how many times this has happened in the last week
I'm getting REALLY sick of it

>>175768492
>3000 elo
40 players above 3000. I bet they are all pros and their smurfs.
http://paladins.guru/leaderboards/pc?queue=428

>>175769065
>competitive

>>175769097
Casual elo means nothing since whole team could be your premades.

>>175769294
>Casual elo means nothing
tell that to all the pros who only give a shit about casual

>>175769294
>casual elo means nothing
>meanwhile pros have smurfs to solo queue and protect their main account's elo

>>175769410
Pros practice in teams, so of course they care about larger group sizes. Playing mirror matches and picking blind is objectively shittier than drafts, and for solo Q elo comp is all that matters.

>Be Lex or Andro
>Low health target uses movement ability on top you
>Spin around and shoot somewhere
>They die somehow
Do you randomly get god flicks, too? I'm not that good which is why it surprises me so much.

>>175770370
Hitboxes are so huge in this game that, if they're close enough, it would be surprising if you DIDN'T hit them

>pros
>in this game
this game is so shitty and so filled with bugs how are there "pros" and a competitive scene in a beta game I don't get it. what makes you a paladins pro

>>175770959
Not being good enough to be an Overwatch pro.

>>175771182

>Settling for being a pro Overwatch player
>Not preparing to become a pro Master X Master player when it finally releases

Sounds like you got it UP SIDE DOWN, anon.

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>using every "elim restores x" card and w.y.rm jets

>>175770478
>tfw i cant hit

>>175769954
pros practice by scrimming other pros moron, if you truly believe they practice by stacking casual queue like they always do then you're just too retarded.

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>>175771509
>using 'every kill restores x' card
>some bitch steals your kill and you get jack shit

>>175767919
>having shitty game
>3 of the opponent are on point, only 2 of us are attacking them
>they get the point
>30 seconds later dc
>come back, 0:3
>lose game
>damage: 11k
>dc again at the score menu

>servers default to NA now

This is my fault for playing on patch release day.

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>Character of law order and justice
>Make him black

What did HiRez mean by this?

>>175774374
Police brutality now.

>>175774374
He clearly looks multiracial.

>>175774374
lex is suicidal

>>175774686
nahh, its just that if they drew him as actually looking like a black person they would be called racist for making him look so ugly
so they make him look more european

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>>175774374

What, never seen Lethal Weapon?

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>>175774374
The question is when are we getting a Sheriff Clarke skin and voice pack.

I want to hear ERADICATE THE SLIME when I pop my ult.

I'm still hoping for a jewish character that can leach money from enemies
and throw bagels

>>175775086
and i am still hoping for not!DIO, but i doubt that either of us get's their will.

>>175775294

>not!DIO

In terms of vampirism, time powers, or both?

>>175774889

>big lips
>huge flat nose
>big ears
>black skin

Looks pretty african to me. Only out of place thing is the blue eyes.

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This fucking guy, I swear.

>>175775389
I dream of the day they will add someone with a time stop, sad that he will not throw knifes

>Come back to this game after 3 months break
>Still forced with shitters who don't even pick tanks or support and all damage. then complain they have no tank and support.

Does it ever stop?

>>175775883
Lol no.
If you don't pick it then no one will.

>>175775625
Skull shape is european
also black people have small ears which is a sign of stupidity, so they have given him european ears

>>175775882
I could see a time champion working, rewind and shit, with his ult freezing the enemy team for like 5 seconds.

That'd be kind of neat.

>>175775864
>Viktor shooting Fernando's shield while standing next to him, instead of just walking behind it
I love the accuracy of this video.

>>175775883
I'd say with every patch there are even less people in the game that want to play frontline. I don't know about supports, I guess you could say there are less support players too since there are less frontliners for them to support

>>175757686
I feel like Boltanas is just stuck mostly watching Ruckus kill stuff, and the actual mech isn't controlled by him. The autonomous mode of the mech is who's talking at the end. Although if the mech can move and fire on things autonomously, why doesn't Ruckus just build an army of them?

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>>175776725
>tfw you have been frontline/support main since you started playing Paladins but you can't keep living like this anymore
Drybear finally broke me, with current matchmaking that randomly puts me with 1100 elo kinessas I can't play bad characters anymore if I don't want to be terribly stomped.

>>175776291
>pick tank
>lose because no heals and everyone on the other team going wrecker

>pick support
>lose because healing 3 flanks and Kinessa isn't a winning move and the other team all buy caut

If only there was some way to have a mixture of classes.

>>175777724
What really gets to me is constantly getting damage and flank quests.

>>175776725
People already didn't pick them but Lo-Rez encourages it even more. I don't know what's on their mind but every patch makes frontliners worse and less fun.

Is wormhole a meme?
Only really seems useful to Teleport behind payload and hit healers at point blank and teleport back.
Reprieve seems more useful to avoid getting facerolled by hitscanners.

>>175778385

Reprieve is definitely the stronger choice, as it provides a complete heal while you're frozen. Wormhole, on the other hand, sort of staggers your Blink cooldown, which can get you into trouble if you're not careful.

>>175777736
>If only there was some way to have a mixture of classes.
Torvald can contest point so enemy doesn't have free cap points and can help teammate in need with his bubble and silence, Pip can frag abd throw clutch heals, Grohk can contest if enemy is retarded enough to don't destroy totem.
But in most cases you are better off picking another carry, bonus points if it's someone who can wipe entire stack on point with their ultimate like Bomb King.

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> IGN Prime is giving away FN01s
> Mfw there's an IGN Prime
> Mfw it costs almost as much as netflix


>>175778385
Reprieve is busted strong at the moment. Theres no reason to use wormhole.

>>175777927
They see Frontlines have high winrate so they nerf them because Hi-Rez has always balanced purely off of statistics. Unfortunately for everyone that plays Frontline the class' winrate is inflated because the majority of the time a proper team comp beats the 5 damage/flank comps that pop up in pub play.

>>175778385
1v1 feels better with wormhole for me
But ice block just feels useless now without reprieve

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>>175778960

I guess this is not going to be like Cassie's nightbane

>>175755710
>I'm pretty sure that's a bug
You know, Smite VPs can only be unlocked with premium currency . . . really makes you think huh

>>175778385
The legendary system really fucked Evie. Wormhole isn't good with a 4 second uptime, and ice block is damn near useless without a heal on it especially since they got rid of its slow and bonus damage in that patch too.

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They increased his damage by +1 (ONE)! The madmen they did it!

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>>175778960
>People actually pay for IGN.

>>175780173

wouldn't it be like ~20 dmg increase since each pellet is increased

>>175780173
Bucks problem isn't even really his damage. He kills people ok, if a tiny bit slower. His ult is completely underwhelming compared to Lex and Andro though.

>>175780424
Wow, that's almost as good as Fernando's +5 damage!

>>175780549
>tfw maeve has his ult as a basic skill

>>175780580

fernando got buffed too?

nice

>>175780829
That was a while ago.

>>175780829
That was last patch. His mighty hair dryer now deals 35 damage.

>>175780935
Hope he gets another +5 next patch. Maybe that's too much to ask for. How about just +2?

>>175781036
What? never, he would become overpowered

What is this game? Is this overwatch?

>winning 3 to 1
>freeze like a second after getting out the door
>for over a minute
>lol dc :^)
>get back to 3 to 2, defend it
>they get it again, defend it
>lose
Nice servers lo-rez, I've dced almost every game since the patch.

>>175781192
Better than overwatch. Still not a great game

>>175781192

Nope, it's TF2. Medieval Mode got some updates a while back.

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>>175781254
>playing on a patch day

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>I warned /palg/ that eventually the good skins would get locked in chests with a bunch of unrelated items
>/palg/ didn't listen
>Helios, Emporium, and Overgrown chests happened

>I warned /palg/ that eventually the VPs would be purchasable with crystals only
>/palg/ didn't listen
>Willo's VP can't be bought with gold

You could have stopped this. All you had to do was listen.

>>175781192
No, it's just a weird bug in Smite we like to discuss.

>>175781254
Oh I forgot to mention, I came back to my ult being stuck at 0.

>>175781506

VPs being crystals only is most likely a bug. They are not that retarded, I hope

>>175781506
They confirmed that Willo's VP being crystals only is a bug on leddit
Of course, it's probably a """bug""" in the sense that they're trying to scam some crystals out of idiots before fixing it, but still

>>175781036
>ob47 and ob48 patch preview twitch chat is just constant spam of #MakeFernandoGreatAgain
>finally a buff
>ob49 patch preview chat is r9k so you can't spam it anymore
I'm going to spam it anyway in ob50 preview

>>175781192
It's actually a Doom wad.

I got a red axe for grover when I logged on, dunno why. Did this happen for everyone?

>>175781192
No, it's Battleborn.

>>175782101

They changed his default weapon model-his old one is now available as an unlockable, but was given to old players automatically.

>>175782101
Yes, he got a new default

Why is voice chat broken?

>>175782364
It's not broken, they're just speaking some weird language.

>>175780549
Nah, as a Buck player I say what he really needs is damage, currently you have to choose between having mobility (bounce house) or enough damage to make an impact (ensnare); it seems that he was designed to win fights by outlasting anyone else, but now the game is much more faster and it just doesn't work as well as it used to.

I believe his ult is pretty good the way it is, maybe it could charge a bit faster, if used well it allows you to get multiple kills and to get out of certain deaths situations, I love to bait people when they believe I'm vulnerable and suddenly "Here's the windup!"

>>175782252
>>175782224
Oh alright, I just unlocked grover so I didn't notice it was his old one

>>175782364
Because Hi-rez.
And two rounds of pts is not enough to get your shit together apparently.

Sup /palg/.
Who's your main and your sub?
I usually play Cassie, but I'm better with Ying.

Fernando is growing on me too, especially since I fucked up and bought his Gundam voice on accident.

>people who owned Cassie before the remodel got the Tinder Braid and Tinder Body
>people who owned Grover before the remodel got Forest Foe 3000
>people who owned Buck before the remodel DIDN'T get Brawler's Sigil or Brawler's Body

What did Hi-rez mean by this?

>>175783327
I didn't own grover and still don't but got the old axe anyway

>>175783327
maldumbo/best boy are my mains and i am suffering
probably gonna focus on playing drogoz and anything besides frontline at the very least lmao

>>175783342
i did get them

>>175783327
Lex, I really want that title. Fernando will always be the love of my life though.

is inara the best frontliner now

>>175783327
Seris. She ended up surprisingly fun

If I have to, Barik, Tyra or Drogoz (damage or flank)

>>175783743
No, she's still the worst.

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anyone got a fps config?

>>175783650
>works on my machine!

t. prettyhair

And I won't forget how you swindled me out of the Black Ice Hair either.

>>175782364
Why is it broken?
I haven't been able to try it yet

>>175784205
>doesn't work on my machine!

>>175783327

I really, really like Pip for some reason.

Barik seems pretty fun, which is odd, given how much I usually hate turret-based characters.

>>175784123
Iran. I'd go study their cheetahs

Why people insist on going double frontline in ranked when there is a brand new champion in every game that just shits out weed grenades and aids fields at them every 4 seconds?

>>175782224
>This axe looks a little bit TOO nice. Give new players a shittier one so they have to grind for this one.
>What do you mean we should make a new even nicer one to entice people?
>What do you mean there's already tons of grind for new players?
Hi-Rez headquarters is a jewish cabal.

>>175784801
Because anyone playing willow today in ranked is just flankbait.

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I want Willo to play with my wand!

>>175784801
I thought new characters were disabled in ranked for like a week, or am I just thinking of a better game

>the indicator disappears afte the first seedling explodes
This means that you can turn a corner into instant death with no warning whatsoever, nice design hi-rez.

>>175785213
Have to get them to level 4, but that's it

>>175784983
Willo in general is flankbait no matter how good you are
Though it's still funny when the enemy team doesn't have any competent flankers and you're allowed to shit all over their frontlines every time they respawn

>>175784318
I have frens voice chatting but I can't hear them or anyone else.

Nothing is disabled in options btw.

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>>175785081
I want Willo to get flattened with a giant sword!

>>175783327
BK and Lex.

I always try to use the most OP characters so I can carry my dumbass teammates. If matchmaking weren't lopsided I would use other characters more.

>>175785571
rude

>>175786209
So is a nearly 50% uptime no healing area and a one shot bomb, but who am I to judge.

>>175786393
pro-tip: you can press the W, A, S and D keys to move your character
when you see an enemy willo using one of her abilities, use these keys to move your character out of the area

>>175786209
So is dropping a bomb on Fernando's face because he stomped on a flower in a heat of battle.

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>>175786654
>Enemies affected by the spore that move out of the infested area cannot heal for 2s.

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Merm can't even be carried by Brimey :^)

>>175787581
more like SCRUBoco

>>175787910
o snap

Ok, who's shitting on Willo the most of all champions? I'm going to bully some fairies.
My guesses are Andro and BK, but who else?

>>175786654
>can cover the point for 50% of the game
>if you leave the point it still lasts for 2 seconds
>lol just move XD

>>175788621
Andro and Drogoz. She literally can't kill drogoz first. I refuse to believe it's possible, no matter the skill level.

>willo tosses seedling on point
>run away
>4 additional seedlings spawn AROUND YOU even though you're far away from the first
>die

is it a glitch? why do they spawn around me and not where the first seedling blows up?

>>175787581

lmao hirez matchmaking gives him brimey to compensate and he still loses.

>>175788993
Its an uphill battle for sure, but while his shots are dodgeable hers aren't, so its possible.

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>>175789570
This has been known since PTS. The cluster bomb actually consists of 2 projectiles, one that's the initial bomb, the other that spawns the next 4. Now, their hitboxes are actually slightly different, so they can and will have different terrain interactions depending on where you throw them. Most consistently you can get this when just barely brushing a corner.

How fucked is Tyra by Willo's seedlings?

>>175757686
He secretly enjoys Ruckus' company. You know them tsunderes.

>>175787581
>no one is going support
>3 seconds left the last guy picks inara
>have to go support for an inara
>if i stay behind androx gets me and if i go infront kin snipes me
>implying asdfmaster and feedus didn't carry you

also you're trash at the game kid most of the times ive played with you on a party you underperform and generally get carried.

>>175790545
Not much, you can delete her before she can even cast seedling.

>>175790545
Oh shit.
>be Tyra
>Willo throws seedlings next to you
>dead because no escape abilities, not tanky enough like Inara or Torvald to jyst take it

>be Tyra
>use first blood legendary for lifesteal
>Willo uses dead zone
>dead Tyra because no self-sustain

>>175790690
This is some high level autistic salt here folks

>>175790868
>Get the card that increases your base hp
>Nimble II and engage after 2 seconds

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>>175790882
>omg u lost XD even though ur team was worse

>>175790882

He's easy to trigger.

>>175790690

You played an awful le right click spam maldamba build, proceeded to do less than 20k damage, and not even managing to outheal me. Your presence on any team is a negative impact.

>>175791593

You also didn't have a 3600 elo androxus on your ass all game.

You're such a salty nerd, don't even know what triggered you to have a personal vendetta against me, IIRC you added me to friends only to end up deleting me and sperging at me for whatever reason.

But i'll be happy to take a shit on your chest 1v1 anytime fucko.

Spit or direct hit for drogoz lads?

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>>175791212
>be mer "I am literally the best video gamer in the world" moco
>nearly go into cardiac arrest when you are given a reality check
I hope you get on a pro team and then lose to BRs, mermoco

>>175792625
Direct hit is the way.

>>175792230

>implying I could possible know how bad you are prior to playing with you in a couple games

>>175793120
1v1 me so you can post how you beat me here ;)

Literally mermoco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

>replying to this autist
you might have autism too desu

>>175793240

Like I'd actually waste my time doing anything with you. I can shitpost between matches with no effort though.

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>>175793240
how about you beat him in a real game instead of some autistic epeen measuring contest instead
and get a trip already. christ you're worse than lucifer

>>175793284
>tfw been watching dellor for years

t. mermoco

>>175793486
Because you can't play any dps even if your life depended on it and you know for a fact i'd beat you, that's ok kid, if you truly believed you were better you'd just beat me and post the result.

>>175793593
And it looks like you can't play support if your life depended on it KEK

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/c9/Fernando_VGS_Other_G_Q.ogg

>>175793691

heh


>>175793593

Typical shitter mentality. Le DPS is the only role.

>>175793852

Blah blah i thought i was gonna get a nice 1 v 1 to humilliate someone on the thread but it seems like you'll never do it, bummer.

But its nice that you think you didn't get carried that match, seeing as how you've lost your last 3 matches all losing 10+ elo meaning it was evenly matched.

>>175793565

He already failed his chance at that.

>>175794116
>get humiliated in a real game
>REE LET ME FIGHT YOU IN A VERY SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCE TO SHOW HOW MUCH MORE SUPERIOR I AM REE
lmao. just work on your damba play kiddo, maybe next time you can carry your own weight in this team based game where everything isn't decided by 1v1s

>>175794298
>wins game that he was destined to win going by elo alone
>omg i beat you so badly XD
>loses 3 next games where he's evenly matched and has no pros carrying him

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>>175794481
>pros suck when I beat them
>pros make the game unfair when they beat me
can't make this shit up

>>175794684
>thinks that my posts of >pros >good mean anything

you're so retarded

>>175789640
master is really good too though, and he had a shitty willo

>>175793850
Just get yourself some popcorn and enjoy.

I miss ezho. At least he got off his high horse eventually.

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>>175794938
>I was merely pretending to be an egotistical pubstomper
what's next? you were just joking around when you implied 1v1s mean anything in a team based game?

>>175795484
I miss Alyssa. Hope she has a good time on vacation.

I play Skye as damage instead of flank.

>>175795484
I never left, anon.

I miss Grenadier IV. At least they nerfed Masterful eventually.

>>175795727
Pubstomping isn't even a thing on this game retard, you either play siege at a high elo or you don't, that's it, you can't stomp to the point of carrying on this game unless you're pro tier.

what is considered high elo?

>>175796072
>Pubstomping isn't even a thing on this game
I think >>175795923 would disagree with you, memeoco.

>>175796197
mine because I am better than you except when I pick support to mess around and get mad when I lose but SHUT UP I'M BETTER THAN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>175750345
First time playing a Hi-Rez game?

>>175795757

>vacation

So, is that what they call Drybear's reeducation camp now?

What a nice day to shit on Memeoco, he sure is an autistic piece of shit.

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>>175796895
>when the shitposting singularity is so intense that there's a very real chance that this is either Drybear or Pixie pretending to be Drybear

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>>175796719
>Alyssa goes on "vacation"
>Drybear is then absent from the latest patch notes
HMMMMMMMM............

Get your recolors on, you nerds
http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/paladins-champions-of-the-realm-sha-lin--bravado-set-giveaway
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/paladins-sprocket-ruckus-skin-giveaway-pcps4xbox-o/1100-6449735/
http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2017/05/03/paladins-free-skins-and-champion-lex-giveaway/

I hate using that Mirror hoe on Siege

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>be drybear
>play a handful of games a month against shitters
>nerf tanks
Living the dream.

>>175796197

2500. 3k and you are good.

>>175797763
Flanknando had to die because his shitty Kinessa couldn't handle him.

>>175797525
Needs more red riding hood Seris t b h

Anyone tried chests yet this patch? Are they still hot garbage?

>>175798000
i got head pieces for mal, tyra, and a gold card for bk in 12 chests
rest was 250/350 dups

>>175798000
I went through twenty and got about five sprays, a handful of Willo's cards, and a couple skin items. Of course, I've still got something like a 200-strong item pool left to get, so if people already have all the cards/sprays/skins/etc., then chances are you're gonna be drowning in duplicates more often than not.

>>175798210
That's better then. I got fuck in 20 or so last patch

>>175798000
>Needs more red riding hood Seris t b h
This anon knows what's up.
>>175797525
Thanks, finally blue Sha Lin is mine.

>>175797525
Thank you. Been trying to get that red Lex for the longest.

>>175799036
It's apparently bugged, but they are trying to fix it.

>>175796197
When you can shoot the other guy better than he can shoot you.

>>175797525

I can't get Lex skin for some reason, it says request timed out after I put the code in game.

>>175797536
I just don't know, but somehow I'm getting better results while playing Seris instead of her. I will get more damage as Ying, but my healing is piss poor and I almost never shatter.
Maybe people just don't buy caut for Seris? With Ying there is always that one enemy Viktor that rushes caut 3 and sprays everyone.

>>175798950
Is she big enough for the D?

>>175799523
>>175799116
I think we need to wait.
I only got Lex and I already had him.

>>175799778

Shit, it's the only one I cared about

>put effort into updating a bunch of the audio to not sound like it's 12 kbps being spoken through a tin can
>don't do this for the audio of the new character

Why is Hi-Rez so retarded?

>>175800372
Chinese outsourcing

Hey my girlfriend saw me playing this on my pc and got it on her ps4. She had to reinstall it the other day and it's asking her for a key again and all the ones she's tried have been invalid. Not sure if it's because she entered a key to play it originally or if the keys are actually fucked. I imagine she shouldn't need another one to get the game again in the first place
Anyone know what's going on? Any suggestions?

>>175799706
"The Joys of Stretching."

>>175800740

Couldn't tell you-I've only played it on PC. Keys may be fucked, though, you might want to put in a note to Hi-Rez support or something.

Evie + Willow comic series when?

>>175800740
They made it free, didn't they?

>>175800740
Write to them
http://www.hirezstudios.com/submit-support-ticket/

>>175797938
Ironically thanks to Willo Flanknando seems like the only way to play. Because if you use a shield build, why aren't you using half shell Makoa?

>>175800740

I think it's open beta now

Is comp okay now?

>>175797881
Just 60 more elo points for me then. Honestly though I really don't feel like I'm 2.4k, I don't feel like I can say "yes against lower elo players I can stomp them all day every day I'm go good at videogames."

>>175801128
As it'll ever be.

>>175801128
hard reset didn't come yet
so no

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>Group up!
>Group up!
>Group up!
>Please?
>Help the middle!

>xXKinessa_MainXx: That's too bad.
Being a console cuck is suffering.

>>175801695
Is kinessa even playable on console?