/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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I'm going to marry Vetra!

>>175735515
I like this OP, it's cute!

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I get it, the grey cat is garrus

neck yourselves, Jaalfags

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I am not naming our kids Meri and Dian

>>175735673
Call them Milky and Way

>>175735654
Pink cat is Jaal.

>>175731391
I have a theory Aide (I dont know if thats her real name or title) being his secretary is either his sister or its Tann hiring her to show that he's very important.
Or maybe she wants to live a normal life and thats why she left.

One thing is for certain, with Raeka, Kesh's Salarian Tech Bel, the Female Black Market Merchant, the Colonist that thanks you for saving them (if you get that cutscene), Aide the Secretary, The Salarian Fertility Doctor on Elaaden

Apparently all the good female Salarians made the trip to Andromeda while the Milky Way got stuck with old crusty bitches like Linron and Esheel.

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Reminder that only truly intelligent people waifu the Moshae.

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Vetra's scarf is so fucking cute.

>>175735701
Honestly really glad I can tell him those are bad names
>MEA2
>years after Andromeda, Gil and Ryder have been raising their kids on their home on the now complete Nexus
>Get a call from Gil on the Tempest: Little Meri says she misses
I'll be mad desu. Those names are truly dreadful

>>175735764
In MEA2 would it be possible to send her to negotiate with kett as an mabassador?

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look what arrived

>>175735670
But why? Jaalfriends didn't do anything.

>>175735978
Dude I love gundams!

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>>175735978
>unironically wearing video game merchandise

Though I guess it's a fairly ambiguous symbol, not like many people would recognize it.

>>175735978
Too big, would've been better as a small one over the heart

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>>175735978
you're not supposed to post here if you're under the age of 18.

>>175734684
Some random angara literally confirms that he's born from the same litter as his siblings. Barbed dicks are just a meme though.
Also, whatever the jardaan planned for angara, they wanted fast population growth. If they somehow knew about an imminent danger then it makes sense to ensure the species they created survives.

>>175736029
>not being aesthetic enough to pull of cringe shit
>not being to intelligent to cringe anyway

>>175736174
I think the angara were designed to stop the Scourge. Like, the bio-electricity of enough of them on a planet can protect it from the advance of it.

So that asian chick that was raised by quarians is going to be our assistant in the upcoming DLC?

>>175736335
Certainly. Why else would they introduce a quarian-linked character post-game and have no real dialogue for her in the base game?

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Improvements when?

More MP characters when?
I miss my N7 Destroyer

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>>175735654
>>175735712

>>175736396
I really want to see what Turian Agent looks and plays like.

>>175735978

Don't bring this shit here, show it to reddit.

>>175736434
>cats
But angara are cobras and turians are raptors

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Fuggg.
I started romancing Miranda and I just began the SB DLC, and Liara made a remark on that.

Am I fucked or can I still continue the romance from the 1st game with her later on?

>>175736583
Pretty sure you can continue it in 3

>>175736545
They don't look like birds, the look like cats
t. Grunt

>>175736637
But can I in the DLC?

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>>175736692
The only thing turians have in common with cats is being cuddly and purring when particularly comfy.

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>>175736434
One more.

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Why is Tann's receptionist a female? Aren't female salarians basically precious commodities to their people? Why is one just sitting around on the Nexus being a simple aide?

Why did the Reegar Carbine make it to Andromeda before the Quarians? For that matter, why didn't the Turians bring any of their weapons?

Why does Annea- the Angaran lady who's hiding the water source on Eladaan- have biotics when they're supposed to be a new discovery for those people? Isn't biotic inherence only possible in utero?

Why can't Ryder quietly support deposing Morda in favor of Strux? She proves herself an unstable element on first encounter and even if Strux tries using Ryder it's really no different from how Reyes uses him.

Why can't Ryder tell her sister about the development of Eos? Instead of either telling the hard truth or lying through your teeth, why isn't there an "it's a work in progress" option?

Why isn't there an option to sympathize with Dr. Aden's dilemma? Of course, the game railroads you into calling him despicable regardless of the player's moral standpoint.

Why is BioWare's idea of "shades of grey" decision making so amateurish to the point where SAM has to give his two cents to more or less render any grey areas inert?

Why isn't there an option to fuck Lieutenant Ajax?

>>175738267
>>175735728

>>175735515
>tumblr art as OP
This general is getting worse and worse. Where's Kaidanfag if you need him?

>>175739407
I'm eager to see what you'd put there.

>>175739897
A proper collage, you filthy fucking immigrant newfag.

>>175739897
It's just Helga without his trip on, he'd post a waifu dying.

>>175740313
What a manly nose.

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>get invited to play thresher maws of doom
>don't actually get to play it

>>175742092
Matchmaking lobby minigame when?

>>175738267
>Isn't biotic inherence only possible in utero?
Can't you get biotics from that powdered red drug shit from ME2?

>>175742324
red sand is only temporary

>>175742324
Temporarily, but you do become a god.

Didn't someone mention there was a poetry slam event in that bar on the Nexus? How do I trigger that event?

>>175742395
It's bugged.

>>175742395
Just pop by every time you visit the Nexus, it's ambient chatter from patrons. First time one of them says they're doing an open mic night and want signups.

>>175742432
I started playing after 1.05 and still got it. It's not a 100% bug if that's the case.

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What did he mean by this?

>>175742432
When is that bald bitch going to get off the stage?

>>175742640
It's a mannequin.

>>175736545
>But angara are cobras
No, because they are mammals.

>>175742562
Obviously that means Sara is adopted.

>>175736320
>I think the angara were designed to stop the Scourge. Like, the bio-electricity of enough of them on a planet can protect it from the advance of it.

The angara were created before the Scourge hit the Jaardan. The Jaardan wanted to play god and created this new race, giving it worlds, vaults, technology and watching it grow and evolve from afar. A sage on Mithrava says that the old stories mention angara feeling observed, continuously watched by something.

Then the Scourge hit, the angaran civilization was almost destroyed and the Jaardan hid Meridian, before fleeing somewhere in space, waiting for the right moment to come back. Even Suvi said that the Jaardan's enemies (it seems they are called Solaraan/the Opposition) probably attacked because they didn't like what the Jaardan were doing and how easily they played with life.

>>175742562
Your dad got you on the list early, likely before he even told you about the Initiative.

>carry a bunch of shitters despite awful lag
>disconnect at the end of wave 6
SUFFERING.

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>>175738267
>Why does Annea- the Angaran lady who's hiding the water source on Eladaan- have biotics when they're supposed to be a new discovery for those people?
Good question, considering the angaran doctor on Aya doesn't even know about biotics.

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>>175743440
When did Annea say she has biotics? I must've missed that part because I don't remember it at all.

>>175742650
She waves.

>>175743440
Previously we saw Moshae making a protecting bulb while moving exactly like Samara/Jack do on the suicidal mission. It's electromagnetics, I ain't gonna explain shit.

>>175743790
A robotic mannequin.

>all the MP asari characters are dark colored
JUST

>>175743719
She uses biotics if you side against her.
https://youtu.be/W-csTgeBwog?t=7m28s

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Will she have influence in the later games? Will she be this series Wrex?

>>175744718
I just want Avitus as a pilot.

>>175744089
It's not biotics, you retard. It's their electromagnetic ability.

>>175745029
Let's just make it, I dunno, red instead of blue next time.

>>175745029
Sure convinced me. It looks exactly like biotics, same visual effect.

>>175744718
>Will she be this series Wrex?
No, because she will be a love interest!

Is there a worse planet than Kadara?

>>175745131
Because it looks exactly like biotics.
https://youtu.be/31UujLC3DYU?t=8m38s

>>175745197
No.

>>175745197
Rannoch

>>175745197
Thessia

>>175745197
Kadara is like the old Mass Effect 1 planets.

So most of those.

>>175745807
Inb4 Mako apologists.

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>>175745618
>Rannoch
>bad
only its inhabitants. Rannoch itself is pretty rad because no insects

>>175745879
>people draw art of non-canon protagonists
Fucking disgusting.

>>175745197
Earth

>>175745846
There's one particular planet I forget the name of, it had asteroids falling as a skybox

And a fuckton of mountains to drive up

So I am getting this bug. I open the galaxy map and there's absolutely nothing there. I can scan around a blank screen but, I can't really tell where I'm going or see the markers.

Any way to fix this?

>>175745958
you mean femshep? well, the artist is female, can't necessarily blame her.

>>175746342
Femshep has a canon appearance, short red hair not long blonde scummy shit.

>>175746418

She also looks like complete shit.
It's a default appearance, not 'canon'.

>>175746526
Sheploo is canon in my book. I did every playthrough from OT (I think it was 11 across 3 games) as him
Pure Paragon every time

god damn andromeda is fun, peebee is actually pretty cute despite all the negativity I felt for her prior to the games release(mostly due to you assholes)

I'm thinking of doing a new playthrough and seeing if Vetra lives up to the hype though,
i only play these to get a small semblance of a relationship

So I got Andromeda when it came up but once I got to ~85% completion I stopped playing.

Not sure why I did it but I think it's because I don't want it to be over with.

The hell is wrong with me?

>>175746704
>not punching that quarian admiral in the gut
Do you let people shoot at you in real life too?

>>175746942
You're like me and love roaming around exploring fantastical worlds?

No joke, I would sacrifice all quests for three times as many planets and just a bunch of random enemies to fight.

>>175746418
Her Canon Appearance was in ME1 not that disgusting gingerbeast from 3.

>>175747126
ME3 femshep is CUTE

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>>175747408

She's a fuckin' swampbeast, man.

>>175747126
ME1 Femshep also had short red hair, friend.

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>>175747408
Wrong

dead general

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>>175748019

Dead admiral.

>>175746947
Not him, but despite playing (almost) full paragon the entire trilogy, there are some moments when you just gotta go renegade.

>Hang up on the Council as often as possible.
>Make that one krogan dude burn.
>Punch the dickhead quarian admiral in the stomach (and laugh extra hard when Tali aproves).

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Well, fug

>>175748386
Where is this, Kadara?

>>175748386
It's all good, just go back to a forward station.

>>175748386

That's no worse than the time I got the Nomad into a Vault

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Has anyone tried making a 2B Ryder? I'd attempt doing 9S on Scott, but I think the presets are too manly, even with slide unlocks.

>>175748854
Yup
>>175749125
I wish I were recording, upon exit I surfed like 300 meters horizontally on the surface of the mountain. Of course I didn't manage to repeat it.

Have you guys met that glitch when a dead squadmate stays dead? I got Peebee killed by the fiend and she stayed like that until I left the planet. When I landed back she dropped dead near the Tempest.

>>175749717
>peebee permanently dead
bioware finally fixed their game

>>175750198
She still resurrected when I flew to another planet. Also when I talked to her right after that in her cabin in a dialogue she disappeared and I was talking to the empty space.

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Page 9...

>@tibermoon where's that free stuff deluxe and super deluxe owners of @masseffect get in may
>Coming soon! :)
REEEEEEEEEEE

>The story of Mass Effect Andromeda parallels the struggled release of Mass Effect Andromeda!

>Let me explain. First consider the general premise behind Mass Effect Andromeda. A group of people push the boundaries of their known technology and travel to a brand new galaxy with the promise of great wonders and adventure. But when they do get there, things go bad. Worlds are broken, people are getting pissed, and it feels that there's no way you can come back from this, literally and figuratively.

>Now I'm going to describe how I saw the launch of the game unfold. Bioware pushed the boundaries of their known technology and make a game set in a brand new galaxy and system with the promise of great wonders and adventure. But when players get the game, things go bad. Worlds are broken, players are getting pissed, and it feels that there's no way you can come back from this. Sounds familiar?

>Players were promised a fresh start to a beloved franchise, similar to how the Andromeda Initiative promised a brand new home and a fresh start. But much like how the Initiative only ran into trouble when they arrive, so did the player. It wasn't polished, there were plenty of glitches, and the worlds that were supposed to be full of things to explore instead had rather pointless collectibles and sidequests.

>But there is a bit of optimism in this theory. A big running theme I noticed in the story so far was the emphasis on hope that things will get better. There's a lot of statements of idealism and even when a setback occurs, most of the characters, particularly your main character, expresses the need to not give up and push on until they find the perfect home.

>>175752830
>Maybe Bioware is facing something similar? They're currently working on patches to repair their broken game, but perhaps they too are running a hope of getting things better. It's obvious this isn't the last time we're seeing Mass Effect, Bioware has plans for the Andromeda Galaxy. Maybe they're giving each other warm smiles in the break room acknowledging that while they hit some bumpy roads in their game, the next game they make will try to rectify those mistakes.

>So honestly, with that in mind, I'm staying optimistic like my Ryder. There is more you can do with Mass Effect, and with enough determination and a drive to push forward, Bioware should be able to bring us a worthy journey to Andromeda.

>Oh, I should probably mention an Archon connection. I suppose you could say the guys at EA are kind of like the Kett, being a large obstacle for our characters and Bioware from being able to settle in our new galaxy, and perhaps like in the game, Bioware could push them out so they could make the game they want. I'm not saying cut the deal with EA (that would be a bad business move as you just lost a big distributor), but more like remind EA that Bioware knows what they're doing and they will release the game only when they feel it's ready to be put out there.

>>175752636
Why you fags keep spamming him? Release dates are probably set by EA

>>175749717
Yeah. Just save and reload, that should fix it

>>175752636
>1 exclusive Multiplayer Pack – featuring your highest chance of getting an Ultra-Rare item
>2 additional custom Nomad Skins – explore open worlds in style
>1 additional Pathfinder Casual outfit – perfect for your romance ambitions

>perfect for your romance ambitions
The fuck?

>>175753290
Strapon pack?

>>175746418
but femshep isn't canon.

>>175752636
Didn't the deluxe people get that already?

>>175752918
>I'm not saying cut the deal with EA
Bioware doesn't get to force anyone's hand, they're an EA subsidiary and will do as they're told.

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>>175735515
Does anyone know if MEAMP runs on a 560Ti? I'm getting a Pentium 645 soon and will be upgrading it to a i5-3550 once it arrives.

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>play NG+
>don't choose any flirty lines with Reyes this time
>instead of kissing him, interruption during Sloanne's party is to punch him

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>>175755516

>>175755521
welcome to kadara, fucker

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>>175735978
Subtle. Well, mostly, save for the size of the logo.
Then again I possess one of these so I might not be one to talk

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>>175755521
I know what I'll do in the next playthrough.

>>175755516
if it is the 2GB version, I would say yes

>>175755516
>>175755736
Video card temps are high, you should at the very least dust your computer.

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>>175756069
1 GB, but I don't mind to upscale, its not my primary rig but I want to play MP in my bed
I downclocked and undervolted it otherwise it just turns off when i start MEA, I hope the Intel parts consume less

>>175755521
Such a weak punch, though. Ryder is a pussy.

>>175756409
Then what does it say about Reyes, if a punch like that brings him almost to his knees?

>>175756297
Its a HP Pavilion itx case and Fermi temps are usually over 100°

>>175756973
that he's playing along

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>>175735617
Is that a choice though?

Lexi just made me realize Asari x Krogan is the Mass Effect version of Elf x Orc.

>>175736174
Where's this random angara at?

>>175758384
Would quarians be closer to elves

>>175759042
They literally are elves but he more than likely means the magic capabilities + personality.

>>175759042
Looks wise maybe yeah, but asari fit 100% the "ancient race of incredibly long lived all female people who all have at least some affinity with space magi- I mean, biotics".

>>175759273
>>175759042
Well that and Lexi and Drack are kinda recreating A friendly orc's daily life.

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>>175759731

>>175758267
You're mistaken, that's simply some kinky roleplay they're doing at Vetra's request.

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I love these two

Helmet on during conversations was the best idea they had.

>>175763874
Hasn't that always been an option?

>>175758267
>First contact war POW roleplay

>>175765853
I'd roleplay Auschwitz with Peebee

I find it funny that people are complaining about this Rydersexual mod because of what it does to Gil and Suvi. Like it wasn't obvious the mod was made to gay romance Liam, Jaal, and Cora. No ones going to download that thing to straight romance Gil

>>175766230
You don't know that. I bet some lady out there wants that Gil meat.
besides Jill

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>>175736174
>>175758410
Sage Amurd in Mithrava, Havarl. He and his missing sister were from the same litter.

>SARA IS THIS ALL REAL
>NO JAAL SORRY
>that face

Kek

Bioware really should have added conflict scenes like in ME2

>>175766397
Well I gotta go check that out then. I wonder how big these litters are

>>175766362
Very little people even like Gil. People are only brining him up now because they want something to complain about

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>>175765582
True true, but it's still great.

At least you wont have to look at your character's face trying to be an eggplant at times.

>>175766563
I romanced him out of pity

>>175766725
People will always complain you should know that anon, especially if its about LGBT characters

>>175766920
Don't bully Jaal

>>175766705
The codex entry on angaran biology states:
>females typically give birth to several young who require support and supervision

I haven't found any reference to the gestation length, but it's probably shorter than ours.

>>175744718
she's dead jeff

>Join us Friday at 10am PT where we’ll be discussing upcoming balance changes to multiplayer.

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Tell me about modding ME1. Mostly graphic mods, but I'm open to morte. Is it even worth trying? Any advices?

>>175767862
I must have missed that somehow too.
Dang dude poor Sara's gonna have a litter

>tfw no earth history nut Asari gf that's insistent that she's isnt dating you because she fetishizes your species history.
>every month when she gets her paycheck, she seems to always waste her spare money on some old antique and autisticly rambles about how this sword was probably used to slice up Saracens in the holy land some time around the tenth century, or how this gun was at the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

>>175770000
I was surprised Peebs knew about ancient greeks and the Trojan horse story.

>>175769019
It's probably going to be a big one too, because twins are genetically predisposed towards having two or more kids at a time themselves. Imagine having to carry around like twelve angara babies, that shit would be horrible by the third trimester. Jaal's mom is going to be delighted.

>>175770730
>Imagine having to carry around like twelve angara babies
Don't make me post that pasta again.

>>175770730
Twins would be good, but twelve!!?
Jaal only has 8 brothers and sisters. The litters can't be that big.

>>175768697
meh i was recently looking into this so i guess ill reply
theres not alot of me1 modding. there are texture mods and the enb shaders but not much else.
the me3explorer program works with me1 but its mainly just textures. not only that but its only useful for texture mods created after the me3explrer program came out. meaning you cant use any really old TexMod tpf's with it. Theres a way to make them compatible but its more trouble than its worth since you need to open the tpf's files in photoshop and do some voodoo in there.

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>>175755987
>next playthrough

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https://twitter.com/bioware/status/859826214017667072
They're discussing next patch on Friday, or atleast the next patch's MP shit.

>>175769019
Not necessarily. The females angare might produce more fertilized eggs than humans so that explain why they can make more children whereas it take rarely mutations for humans to make more

>>175771036
Twelve is probably an exaggeration, but there would be a lot. Maybe she'll get lucky and they'll be like kangaroos where they're really tiny when they're born.

>>175771547
Hopefully a tease or something on a character with some actually unique abilities instead of using a different set of the base one we've got

>>175771687
Recolored biotics?

>>175771547
>that gif

God is that still so shitty looking.

Just the way he holds her and the way she sits in his arms is uncanny. So Awkward.

>>175771547
I'm leaving
On a jet plane

>>175771863
Do you not remember ME3MP? Most of the N7 had unique skills

>>175771995
Are the servers still alive?

>>175771456
>not replaying the game after all dlcs and patches to fix your shitty choices with fucked up consequences and see what's new
What are you, a normie?

>hit on Liam
>"I'm not into dudes"
>hit in again
>"hey so what would I be if I was into dudes? Marriage material or a one time thing?"
Liam really is a cool bro

>>175772267
gross

>>175771891
They both know that Sara's holding in her puke and her laughter for the mere sake of galactic PR.

>>175772267
>flirt with Gil as Sara
"Sorry, I'm not into women"
>flirt with him again
"Are you still hitting in me?"
>flirt with Gil a third time
"Listen I'm only into guys"

Sara can't take a hint

>>175772594
Please Sara is loving it

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>>175773282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOYYoo_Nqc
Don't bully autismos.

>>175773839
Jesus.

>>175773839
Don't worry, anon. I won't bully you.

>>175774231
T-thanks...

Patch When REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>175773839
Weird that Liam and Gil are the only ones with more than one instance of rejecting your advances. Even weirder that Gil's gets it three times and is clearly getting annoyed

>>175774485
Sara can't read the mood.

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>>175774401
>Check out My Home tab on Origin
>"New content click to update"
>Literally nothing
>Repeat several times a day

>>175774485
Is that sexual harassment then?

>>175774485
Probably annoyed that he has another girl friend who can't take a hint.

>>175774949
From personal experience I never looked at it that way, but it's really annoying. You'd be surprised how often women think they're going to turn me straight if they just keep insisting on it, had to blacklist a few over the years on my phone and social media just to get them to fuck off.

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>>175765853
Where did that anon go anyway?

>>175775443
I would let Cora roleplay as asari huntress

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>>175775576
Are you implying she isn't one?

>>175775762
Yes. Now go back to your garden, Cora.

>>175775150
>Ryder is the only one who can save Gil women throwing themselves at him
Heh

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>>175773696

>Sara's birthday
>she comes home laughing cheerfully
>sees Jaal pacing at the door
>he straightens up and puts a big smile on his face
>"Happy birthday, taoshay! Come, I have gifts for you."
>Sara reluctantly follows the angara inside, perplexed by his unusually powerful scent of perfume
>Jaal presents a large box covered in an angaran poncho
>"This is a Rofjinn... I've sewn it just for you. Underneath is something you will like very much."
>Sara approaches slowly and unveils the crate
>"You make me very happy" he continues. "I want us to make--"
>Sara gasps terrified and closes her eyes
>SAM detects a heart rate spike, knees weak, hands are shaking
>"This isn't Lego, this isn't Lego, this isn't Lego" she mubles
>Jaal stares at her anxiously
>"It's... M-MEGA BLOCKS!" the Pathfinder yells
>she grabs the Rofjinn and vomits loudly into it
>"I misunderstood something" Jaal articulates quickly, as his big catsquid eyes spazz out in their sockets. "Sahuna said--"
>Sara grabs the large box filled with coloured plastic blocks and starts bashing Jaal on the head
>"I h-hate Mega Blocks. Only Lego! ONLY LEGO!!" she shouts
>Jaal collapses on floor while Sara keeps whacking his skull
>he gets in a corner in the fetal position and whimpers audibly
>thick blue blood flows down his battered neckfolds and cracked chest protrusions

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>>175775412
>fags

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/13w_nCMHQrNNOLfUZmEspxS8nwYuat3V9DDDsrPDphwI
>cora

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>>175775908
delet

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>>175775946
It is the same facemap found in concept art

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Giant quarians subjugating the galaxy! Crushing entire cities under their thicc butts!

>>175775762
>DAHNALD
>DA MANUALS

>>175775412
Really some women think they can turn you straight just wth flirting? Wtf man

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>>175775412
Get out GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEE

>>175775908
kek

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>>175775908
CEASE

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>>175775908
I would buy this dlc

>>175775576
Did you just assume her species?

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>>175775908
Lovely.

>>175775908
LIES AND SLANDER

What does Vetra look like without her clothes?

>>175776774
No bigots allowed.

>>175777908
disgusting

>>175776715
It's not the kind of occasional flirting you see in Bioware games, it's the relentless texts and comments on fb that goes on for weeks sometimes months.
Imagine if you became friends with a gay dude, he knows you're straight but after a while starts flirting with you and asking for a chance, over and over again. Annoying as hell.

>>175777962
Shut the fuck up, you can't tell such things about my wife.

>>175777908
Beautiful.

>>175777908
Spiky.

>>175777908
You should be thankful that you'll never see a naked Turian.

>>175777962
You humans are all racist!

>>175735515
>unfunny allegory for lesbians sleeping around in the OP
This general is shit

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>>175775762
After 100 hours of Photoshop I finally managed to change Cora into an Asari. What do you guys think?

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>>175777962
my wife could beat up your wife

When will we get a Batarian LI?

>>175778403
I want to hug her and scratch her mandibles.

I give it two years maximum before EA decides to stop sending marketing people and rabid cucks to bump these threads

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>>175778403
Unlikely.

My wife is a biotic goddess of destruction.

>got the game on launch day
>still haven't finished it

The whole side mission structure makes the game so unappealing, I want to know about the world characters but it's so fucking boring doing the donkey work to get it.

I have a mission to go to the nexus and find meridian or something, am I near the end?

>>175778403
eugh, spoiler that

>>175778331
wat

>>175778359
would smash

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>>175778574
no, your wife is a skeleton that's been dead for several hundred years

>>175778331
Literally what?

>>175778425
Batarians are history.

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>>175778574
Jack is best romance for male Shepard.

>>175778771
Shame, the Batarians would get rid of the Angara menace.

>>175778597
Why she looks cute.

>>175778425
Very very soon.

>>175778637
>>175778682

Showing eachother's kittens, maybe? I don't know, that all I got.

>>175779031
>cats are clearly designed to look like Garrus and Jaal
>lol but it's about lesbians tho because pussy
Anon...

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"Tell to Anon that we will not shitpost today!"

>tfw no vorcha LI

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>>175779017
>>175778425

>>175779138

I'm just trying to understand anon's dislike for said alleged allegory.

>>175779504
good, batarians are superior.

Is Vetra this game's Tali?
Is Jaal this game's Garrus?

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>>175780253
No.

>>175778359
Someone should photoshop Cora with the Asari tentacles

>>175780332
>only 2 tits

>>175780253
Yes.

>>175778359
that looks exactly like every single Asari in the game...

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>tfw no geth juggernaut gf

>>175780571
Geth have no gender.

>>175780332
Batarians will never in andromeda

>>175781089
jokes on you. they set up their own ark that was sent a few weeks later. someone in the initiative was secretly aiding them

>>175780253
I romanced Tali in the OT and Vetra in Andromeda, so I guess?

>>175781346
What's theirs ark called?

>>175781485
Khasha'kalaka'shaka

>>175781352
I went with Garrus and Jaal, so yeah, it's probably a pretty apt comparison.

>>175781485
Ark Fictitious.

>>175781485
"Balak did nothing wrong"

>>175781485
"We will Nuke earth , we are totally prepared for a nuclear war"

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>>175780253
It's a bit strange since Jaal is clearly the new Garrus-husbando bait, yet alot of the hambeast tumblrinas went with Vetra instead.I guess the turian species is more appealing to them. Don't get me wrong, I realize there's alot of Jaal shit on tumblr but there is an absurd amount of Vetra/Sara yuri garbage too.

>>175781485
Nhina'levhen

Why does Andromeda have a fanbase?

The only thing about it that wasn't trash was the actual combat, and that was just "decent".

So whats the deal wirh Jaalposters or autisticmaincharacter posters?

>>175782067
You forgot Reyes. He's a very popular choice too.

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>go on the ME lebbit to see if there's any more news on the patch besides that MP tweet
>see this http://imgur.com/a/r1VU2
>leave lebbit

>>175782291
Honestly? I like it more than ME1, I don't like it more than the entire trilogy not even close, but it's enough to give them a chance for now.

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>>175782291
Some people are just really into their waifus, anon.

>>175782613
Are you one of those faggots who thinks nobody should ever admit to liking video games irl?

>>175782291
Because some people have the ability to form their own opinion.

>>175782291
Because andromeda is fun and has a soul. I will pay for these two small details.

>>175782613
I bet that ryncol is not 95% alcohol

>>175780516
I think that's the joke.

>>175763323
me too anon, me too

>>175782613
I bit cringy but they seem happy and that's what counts.

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>>175783217
>cringy and probably unbearable people like this can get a fucking wife
>meanwhile i can't even get a gf
the only thing i ever look forward to now is falling asleep and dreaming of the moshae stepping on my genitals again

>>175783491
patrician taste, anon

>>175782613
>geth and elcor tables

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>>175783491
I feel you mate.

>>175782613
>At first cringe
>Then realize they probably had a great time and are happy together

Good for them for having fun.

>>175778574
Your wife got knocked out and taken prisoner by two mercs with a club in the comics.

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>>175782613
>leddit thinking bioware will make another ME in milky way galaxy

>>175778403
>tfw no casual clothes for Vetra

She's very cuddly but the power armor doesn't look ideal for snuggles.

>>175784517
>elcor table
>Thrilled: The caviar is truly exquisite.
>Intrigued: Do you think the bride does anal.
>Visibly aroused: I hope so.

>>175783001
>fun
Arguable. If you find trash diving fun, that's your prerogative

>has a soul
A corporate soul, perhaps.

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>>175776101
>>175776924
>>175777857

>>175735654
Is that Garrus and Kaiden?

>>175775908
Keked

>>175785975
KAIDEN ALONKO

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>>175785968
MOOODS

>>175785975
Absolute top fucking kek

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>>175785975
Yes

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>>175786559

>>175786697
please delete

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>>175786697
>(laughs)

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>>175786697

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I made a thing.

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>>175786353
No one can help you now!

>>175786697
He uses female Ryder's lines right?

>>175786697
Jaal is for Scrot!

>>175787006
PERFECT

>>175786976
fug

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>>175787279
Yes!

>>175787279
>>175787360
No! Scooter has Cora or Gil!!!

>>175787006
10/10 anon.

Now I'm glad I realized about the similitude.

>>175787453
>>/tumblr/

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>>175787453
Cora is for Sara.
Gil is for Jill.

>>175787534
>>/tumblr/

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>>175787639
Gil is for Sara too.

>>175780691
>tfw no get her xerfriend

>>175781485
Leviathan of Dis.

>>175787731
Gil is for Suvi tbqh. Model swaps when?

>>175786976
>>175787639
Is there voice acting in these romances? Because their modded I mean.

>>175787794
FUCKING MOBILE. REEEEEE

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>>175787006
Great job anon, 10/10

>>175788018
No, Suvi is for Kallo.

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>>175775908

>>175788249
Is that a jojo reference?

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>>175787731
This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Who would download a mod to let them straight romance Gil?
Post more, I love seeing character models not match up in cutscenes

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>>175787279
Away with you, stop spreading these lies.

>>175788562
Scott's hand looks rather delicate in this gif, but then again he's a skinny guy.

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>>175788772
That's Sara's hand, you doughnut. The proper romance, not your imaginary little play-pretend gay one.

>>175785080
We can only hope the free alternate outfits dlc(s) include something more casual.

>>175788989
>The proper romance
"No"

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>>175789123
>he doesn't know it's canon
They are going to have dozens of cute babies and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>175786697
>Using default appearance

>>175789290
You degenerates have no power over my Sara. She'll let the Kett genocide/exalt Jaal's whole species in MEA2.

>>175789290
why do they look like cows? Or maybe rams?

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>>175789790
We - don't. Unlike Jaal.

>>175789887
They look like bunnies.

Was there a leak that said DLC was coming in June?

If so, anyone have a link to it?

>>175789970
but they don't

>>175789290
if that were true those babies would grow up extremely messed up from their mother laughing and vomiting all over them

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>>175789969
The only romance Jaal deserves is with the business end of a widow.

>>175790019
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Lost-Ark/dp/1785651587