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GULAGITISES EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: http://www.learntocounter.com/why-dota-sucks-introduction/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
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>he doesnt have a best friend

What's your excuse d2g?
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>>175701573
how did Tobi's career even survive him revealing his power level like that
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>>175702017
he killed my dog
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>>175702742
what happened?
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>tfw you Shartour in your pants
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>>175703302
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why the fuck cant stupid spics spell recommend right whenever they want their shitty good boy points
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rest in peace
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>>175703427
thats an old liverpool saying you amerilard. tobi did nothing wrong.
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Can you get banned from calling someone a "subhuman nigger"

from time to time ?
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>>175703590
i think it's funny as fuck but a lot of people were deeply offended by him saying that
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quick /d2g/ I got banned from league for not playing the meta. Should I switch to dota? I heard you guys can call people niggers and not get banned
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>>175703781
Fuck off you faggot weeb.
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>>175703627
ye if enough people report you
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>>175703781
>>175703427
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>>175703781
do you get banned for saying nigger in league ?
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>>175703885
I only call people who intentionally feed subhuman niggers tho

never gotten lowpriority outside of abandons, so it must be people agreeing with me in the heat of the moment i guess
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>>175702742
sjw movement just started to gain momentum and too little people cared about dota at this time
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>>175702742
if he did it today in 2017, he would lose everything career, job, custody of his kids that don't even exist etc
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TODAY IN DOTA (May 3rd)

>2015: RoG Play It Cool Dota 2 Invitational won by Virtus.pro

>Sneyking is 22
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is this the real thread?

why is it so slow
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>>175705180
fuck off subhuman nigger, its /comfy/ here
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>>175705180
no esbords :DDDD
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>spectre has a powerful damage return ability
>can gank anyone literally instantly at level 6
>never played as an offlaner
dotards WILL defend this
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>>175705342
o fug
at least we'll ged de gombendium soon :---DDDD
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>tfw no brazilian dota gf
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should I pull the trigger on this purchase ?
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Is the guy that wanted a picture of Lanaya and Mortred around here?
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>>175705498
o ya :--DDDD

de gombendium

time for de fun doto boog :---DDD
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>>175705865
Nice username sir, where can I login? :>
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>>175705797
only if you make sure to get him to sign it
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>>175705865
post it red

well repost it later for him later
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>>175705575
>you will never watch her get spitroasted by kingrd and c4t
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>>175706047
ok
i.imgur.com/SUcK8DG.png
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>play in a friends laptop
>he gets arcana for FREE

how does he do it d2g?
his default mask was arcana
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>>175706315
how do I give you money?
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>>175702818
Explain, im briefly interested
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>>175706428
throw it at the screen
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>>175706335
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>>175703781
>say nigger in game
>get to cast grand finals of the major
You're safe here friendo
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>>175706050
>blur that far down
how big is it dotards?
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>>175706521
crop your shit nigger
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>>175706515
Red why are you so based
seriously there shouldnt be a drawfag this based
Are you a swede? Come on gimme anything negative about you, you've been consistently great for years now
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>>175706760
my bad

anyhow hope someone knows how to do this
imagine free hats for FREE without getting jewed
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>>175706521
heh, i actually saw a lina drop way back in the day when it was new. I think it had a + drop rate to make people jealous to encourage sales.
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Does anyone else put together meme playlists for specific heroes?
I like these songs whenever I play Disruptor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I
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1st for Peter
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d2g, i used to be 4.5k until i dropped to the trench, do i have chance of climbing to 5k? or is forced 50% rule is going to molest me again?
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>>175703419
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tfw a meme is over
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>>175707314
>be CEO
>fuck anyone you want

bet he doesn't miss playing dota a single bit
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>>175706315
>wake up
>find this
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>>175706315
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>>175707463
wow he can fuck a 30 something year old who used to be pretty decent until her waist was permanently expanded from having kids
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>>175708526
she doesn't have any kids

she's just thicc
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>>175708684
that girl has birthed a child. you dont end up with an odd looking wide stomach area like that out of nowhere, learn2women
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9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : new NP has completed their lineup
9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : lets welcome np.747
9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : Kreygasm
9:14 KyonCrack : PogChamp
9:14 Ero_kami : Kreygasm

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : thunderbirds is disbanding

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : moon to col

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : swindle and moon reunite

9:16 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : misery to onyx

9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : col has euros
9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : now
9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : :)


9:18 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : secret kicked mp
9:19 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : haha
9:19 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : goodshit
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>>175707314
Holy fuck didnt notice it was her
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>>175709004
>thunderbirds is disbanding

and just like that, the dota 2 community is finally rid of EternalEnvy.
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one of these is true idk which tho

1. More than 2 europeans are coming to NA

2. There is at least 1 chinese player coming to NA

3. There is at least 1 Chinese player coming to EU

4. There is at least 1 Sea player coming to NA
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>>175706315
Thats a good draw
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>By definition, MMR is a measurement of how much impact you have on a Dota 2 game.

>That includes how well you last hit, how efficient your farming patterns are, how good you are at attack moving, calculating chain stunning, how good your map awareness is, how well you place wards, how well you teamfight and how well you itemize. Can you pull without missing the connect? Is your late game decision making correct? Does your negative attitude affect the rest of your team, lowering their ability to perform at their MMR?

>All of these things matter in every single Dota game. Don’t assume that you are superior to one of your teammates just because they did a few extremely stupid things that you never would. There was probably an error that you made that they wouldn’t have.

>It’s also important to remember that you can raise your MMR with any position in Dota. For a safe estimate, until you reach the 5,000 MMR range, it’s very possible to even play support and to support so well that you consistently increase your rank.

>Don’t look to your allies as the excuse of why you aren’t winning — you are the only player you always play with. Don’t look to the role you are playing as to why you aren’t winning (unless you are better at other roles, then blame yourself), and make sure that your attitude doesn’t prove toxic to your allies, since them playing worse can easily affect your team’s chance of winning.
dotards WILL attack this
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>>175709291
for you
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>>175702742
nahaz wasn't part of dota at the time so there was little cuckery going on
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>>175709004
by misery to onyx, does he mean onyx or nu-DC?
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>>175709335
>By definition, MMR is a measurement of how much impact you have on a Dota 2 game.

By definition, MMR is a measurement of where you calibrated. Almost every player has between a 45% and 55% all-time win rate, so calibration is by far the most important aspect of MMR. Mathematically speaking (this is objective fact) the vast majority of all players will hover around the MMR they calibrated at.
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>>175709004
>thunderbirds already disbanding
lmao

>>175709256
>at least one Chyna player to EU or NA
One of the ex-Wings guys maybe?
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>>175703419
>purge still sucking his cock after this game-losing fuck-up "OH MAN HE WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO NOT BEING MAD ABOUT IT ZAI IS REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME SO PROFESSIONAL WOW"
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>>175709004
>np.747
at least its not CC&C i guess
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>>175709004
P dog hates asians i'm sure
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>>175709004
>disbanding
What happened? reso is still good.

Kicking mp will not fix secret, they lost because of poopan's draft.
He's a perfect match for midone as a low farming carry unless they can get fata to replace him.
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>>175709004
>secret kicked MP
SINGSING IN
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>>175708831
show me one image or tweet about her kid

I'll wait, retard.
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phantom assassin has non existent titties
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>>175709004
>thunderbirds disbanding after 1 tournament
KEK
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>>175709518
he timed me out when i said that on his stream kek

he doesnt like people spreading """"""""false""""""" news
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>>175706315
tfw red will never draw one of your d2g request ;_;

I'm not even a furry or requesting retardedly hard to draw things
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>>175709585
typical generation Z faggot, zero ability whatsoever to extrapolate information from clues etc

>show me on google!!!!!
good luck in life
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>>175706315
DRAW LOLI PUGNA FUCKING HERSELF WITH SKELETON KING'S FEMUR PLEASUREFULLY SCREAMING "I STILL REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!"
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>>175709609
it's called being perflat you uncultured swine
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>>175706315
draw shibe courier playing with baby spec
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>>175709692
of course zero fucking evidence

and I've already looked, so you're wrong.
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>>175709004
wait where is this from
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>>175709692
>we live in an age where your inferences can be confirmed with the infinite information at your fingertips
>retards are still content to make baseless claims and sit there self-assured that they're right, without making any attempt to prove it
your a retard kid
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Let's be real, poop de doo was never the power behind EG.

EG got third places all the time. The 6 months (or less) where they had big success was when Aui "REEEE STOP TALKING AUI" 2000 was in EG. When he was kicked they went back to getting third places all the time.

Now that ppd is out they're still getting third places.
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>>175709609
haha beguz she's a goust fuggg :DDD
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>>175702017
that warm feeling when you see your long lost pic being reposted
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>>175703781
you can come play with us, but only if you play meepo/invoker at a high skill and let me fuck you in your boipucci
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>>175709004
>FrancisLee
bullshit detected

>>175709462
>>175709610
thunderbirds are old DC you dumbass, with no changes since after TI
theyve been through 2 majors already and a bunch of other shit torunies
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>>175703781
>you get banned for saying nigger in league
h-how about faggot? i wouldn't last a day.
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>>175710439
>thunderbirds are old DC you dumbass,
no shit idiot I just find it hilarious that they leave DC for 2 weeks and then disband.
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>>175710439
I know they're old DC. And they're disbanding. Your point being?
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>>175709335
>your teammate randoms and keeps broodmother
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>>175710548
>>175710581
I just realized this was some kind of Jewish trick by Sunsfan to get Mason a sponsorship, but to what end
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>>175709335
>Don’t look to your allies as the excuse of why you aren’t winning — you are the only player you always play with
This logic is retarded because it also applies to the other 9 players in the game.
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>>175710548
literally nothing changed about the team other than the name you shitster, its not a surprise that a team thats failed at 2 majors after supposedly upgrading their offlaner would disband
After never again being able to achieve their old form

>>175710581
My point being its literally the same team thats played together since 2016-08-25
it's not "after 1 tournament"
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>>175710814
Thunderbirds is a new team, consisting of the same players of an old team. They lost one tournament, and are disbanding. Which is a laugh riot.
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>>175711083
They are literally the same team that has been together since august last year
It's not a "new" team, its a new name

stupid fucking thirdie
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>>175710814
wow I bet you think you're so smart dude and yet miss the point that I find it funny that a team that goes through the trouble of leaving it's org and supposedly moving to EU ends up disbanding so quickly
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>>175711148
Wait so DC stopped existing when Thunderbirds came into existence???????????????????????
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>>175711151
>goes through the trouble of leaving it's org and supposedly moving to EU ends up disbanding so quickly

that was literally never part of the DC/Thunderbirds thing.
DC was bought out, the team didnt like the new owner, so they bought out of the team
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>>175711268
and then they disband right after, how are you not seeing the humor in this anon
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>he didn't watch the Major at maximum efficiency

GET A LOAD OF THESE DOTARDS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPxPgg2Oav0
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>>175711607
because he's an autistic fucktard that REEEES when someone even slightly conflicts with his perception and "logic"
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>>175711607
>retarded thirdie tries to sidestep the fact that he's wrong
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>>175711692
I'm American and I could care less how DC disbanded only that I found humor in their disbandment
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>>175711823
>retarded thirdie roleplays
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>>175711863
>creating a boogieman to make yourself feel better
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you are all fucking retarded to be honest famiglia
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>>175711669
where's the twitch chats?
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ded
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>>175712587
Everyone itt is actually playing the g- who am I kidding nobody plays this game anymore
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thread
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i hope you guys are ready for ur new ice waifu
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>>175712639
what would it take to get people to play
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>>175712828
what are you talking about
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What are some builds that are blink-dagger-on-anti-mage levels of fun?
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>>175712828
>when you meet a girl who says she's a cosplayer
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>>175712828
inb4 its not even a spirit
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>>175712828
>>175712975
>new hero
don't make me laugh

Although I do hope we get a fourth Spirit which in the MK comic is implied to exist.
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>>175713167
They'll give us some other shit first, then finally give us a fourth spirit just when we get over waiting for it. That's what happened last time.
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>Tranquils are dogshit
>Phase Boots are bought by every carry except Slark
>Treads only bought by Slark
How do we fix treads
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>>175713750
its all situational, if youd rather have the option of having some extra mana/extra health you'd go for the treads, traquils are useful on certain heroes like pudge, phase are sometimes risky to go if you have no plan of building hp on a carry
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how do I build spectre if I'm behind radiance time due to bad lanes
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>>175713750
I miss the old Tranqs that gave you a F R E E salve every 40 seconds or so.
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>>175713938
diffusal manta
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>>175713938
vanguard
into blade mail
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>>175713938
thank me later anon
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>>175713938
phase boots and urn
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>yfw sumail ditches sh1t and shartour and joins NP
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>>175714353
>mememid
>memecarry
>memeofflaner
wow
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whats a good hero to play when youre le high on some le weed
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>>175714535

sniper
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>>175714535
DUDE
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>>175714535
riki because he hotboxes heroes with his quality ganja and they're so blazed they can't cast spells
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>>175714535
>>175714535
dude
his name
IS RHASTA
how the fuck are you not gonna play him stoned
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is pugna best hero?
Counter OP-Int Hero shit like OD leshrac,probaly most mage
Counter most carry with banish
400 damage nuke on 6 sec cd and can damage tower
Good netherward can easily win teamfight
Fucking 365 MS at lv 1
Fuck i cant get enough of pugna,just press E and watch it fucked over enemy spellcaster is so fucking good
Oh and the immortal effect is raelly good and its only 0,13 $ too,everyone should have one in their inventory
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>>175715007
>that one guy who sold the golden BZZ set for 12 cents

it is now worth approximately 5-6,000 dollars apparently
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>>175715007
can nether ward damage multiple enemy at the same time?
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>>175715149
damn
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>>175706315
Red you are the fucking man, keep doing what ya do. If you ever get into SFM i will literally throw all my money at you
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guess what immortal valve will give us in ti7?
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>>175715149
how the fuck
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>>175715812
troll 100%
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>>175706315
>no penis on TA
>PA isn't blurry at all
umm dotards? you forgot to skill your abilities
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How do people honestly play the game, intentionally throwing or feeding, and then think they are the bigger man/woman compared to someone trying to play the game
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>>175715824
i'm sure he was aware of the bzz pugna meme and thought it was some kind of joke..which it was but..not the same type of joke he thought

he actually sold it for $4.00, my bad...so he clearly knew it wasn't the normal bzz pugna set, he just thought it had no value.

It's currently worth $1500 but that's because pugna is an unpicked hero. If he becomes draftable it'll obviously go up thousands
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>>175715007
you are not the only fag here obsessed with pugna
(just count the post talking about loli pugna/ asking some faggot to draw it for them and see for your self)
idk why this happen
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>>175715948
>If he becomes draftable it'll obviously go up thousands
so never then?
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>>175715904
when I do this I don't think I'm "bigger", I know I am the person who has the right ideas, the right leadership ability, the right experience, the right skill, etc

so when someone contradicts that sometimes you have to teach them a lesson, they can't win because they don't have the right things but acted like they did. that's disrespect to me, who has earned my station through hard work

>you're crazy

No, just 99.9% of these kids playing dota never got their ass kicked by opening their fat lips in real life, so they have no conception of shutting the fuck up and doing what they're told.
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>>175715948
pugna will never be a draftable hero
int carries that don't do ridiculous right click are always huge jokes
just look at Necro when he could legit delete a hero from the game
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>>175715812
will valve eventually running out of idea for immortal?
I mean they release about 20 immortal per TI,most hero have one some two or even three.
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>>175716074
I literally played a 4.5k average game, and both supports (sand king and earthshaker) refused to ward because getting their blink they decided would be more impactful to the game
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>>175716209
I heard rumors they are no longer doing immortals for the next compendium but trying something different to revive the economy
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>>175716039
bruh the reason pjugna isn't balanced is that he is one of those heroes that a +1 in the wrong place makes him 60% win rate

the hero has a great design and should be magic in this meta, he just dies too easily. The fix is simple
>decripify slows your enemies, hastes you and allies
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>>175716105
>>175716039
pugna is not that bad,he isnt item-reliant,can do well in pos4-5 and still cntribute alot in teamfight with netherward
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>>175716305
they could revive the economy by reviving the playerbase through reviving the game

instead they'll just beat this dying horse until it's dead, beat it some more, do the same to CSGO, and then do it again that to Half Life Online.
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>>175716457
>Valve need to revivify the father at the bottom of the ocean of chaos in order to save Dota and bring back order to it
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>>175716357
>he isnt item-reliant

yes he is, this is where people are constantly mistaken with him

pugna should be played, like his personality, as the greediest possible hero. when you get aether aghs with pugna, you are capable of 1v1ing any hero in the game. you can 1v1 spectre with pugna if she doesn't have diffusal blade or bkb
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>>175706315
does this guy have other art somewhere i can view
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>calling pugna He
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>>175716957
really makes you think
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I've decided to make a TEAM SPOOKY but I don't know which 5 heroes to pick for the team

can you guys help me out?
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>>175717342
DP, Lich, Undying, Clinkz, Kunkka
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>>175717437
>Kunkka, a maybe-pirate-ghost over one-button-rapier-carry-ghost
this is treason
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>>175717437
>Kunkka
how is a sailor spooky?
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>>175717614
he's a ghost, but doesn't even realize it, which is extra spoopy
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>http://www.liquiddota.com/blogs/522092-stay-free
you guys don't have to be fat dotards if you don't want to, just regular dotards
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>>175717614
hes fucking dead mate
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is it possible to super jew as alch and go midas+radiance?
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>>175717841
midas pointless, you have slot issues anyway and that 2k gold ought to be most of an armlet
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>>175717841
>buying midas on alchemist

0k alert

literally negative mmr player alert
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>>175712932
underrated post
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>>175717841
Its worse than normal. All that extra time spent building midas means you get radiance and manta later and you are going to get more gold with those than you will from midas.

Unless you buy Midas after Radiance and Manta but why even bother when you are already rich?
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>>175717792
good for him but
>literally posting a blog
never do this again mkay
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>>175717614
kunkka died, and his ult is replaying the last few moments of his ship wreck.
ultra top god tier spoopyso is this
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>>175718308
you literally hear the crew screaming as maelrawn throws the boat into a cliff face
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>>175717437
Replace Kunkka with Spectre and you're set.
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>>175718154
promise me you'll do some stretches & drink some water babe
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>>175718308
>.gif
fuck off with that, randy bobandy.
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>>175718426
spectre isn't a ghost, she is some kind of extradimensional being
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>tfw no roach hero
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patch time boys
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>>175701896
thank you based legendary mason for ignoring the order
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>>175718646
you can't just post whatever you want and go

>tfw no X hero

to justify it being about Dota
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>>175718646
what is nyx
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>>175718549
>Ultimate is literally called Haunt
>implying she isn't optimal spooky mode
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>>175718778
this is a real problem all throughout 4chan honestly
which is why boards like /fa/ and /mu/ have rules against
>is X /fa/?
>what is the /mu/ equivalent of X?

bredy bad chit m8
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>>175718717
>glorious waifu getting huge buffs
>returning to the days of "don't even try to defend the tower"
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>>175718772
how did mason ignore the order
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>>175718778
Ive been getting away with it for years im afraid
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>>175718889
she's pa FROM LE FUTURE
besides she's not spooky, just lost.
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Is it a good idea to get a casual void stone on invoker after midas? He really has mana problems early on, mana problems that a couple clarities won't fix. If you've been blowing your mana on sunstrikes, alacrity, and cold snaps you are not gonna be able to do some meatball coldsnap or meatball deafening blast combo if a fight breaks out early. Maybe this is just how invoker is early?

I have pretty much just been going from midas to aghs, bots, and linkens.
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>>175719154
void stone into an euls yes, void stone for the sake of void stone no.
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>>175719176
delet
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>>175719176
you really love pokemon huh

which ver are u currently playin.
im guessing ur gen 1 fan
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>>175719176
what the fug
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>>175719151
what are you doing on /d2g/ Slacks?
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>>175719346

mai waifu > ur waifu
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>>175719221
I mean the void stone builds into perseverance which builds into linkens which is nearly always build on invoker.

I have not bought euls in my invoker games recently, except one which I lost against silencer. I think it's kind of trash. Tornado works well enough. Few can survive a combo tornado sets up followed by some alacrity buffed auto attacks.
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>>175719429
shilling omniknight hard carry while Tonya gets dressed, you?
everyone play omni hard carry it's super good
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when will the tide go back, when will the pendulum swing, when will chaos break the order, when will it be d2g
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>>175719176
why have you turned a pure blonde Aryan girl into a nigger?
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>>175719570

jynx has better dick sucking lips
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>>175719176
wtf i love dota now
>>
>>175719562
maybe you just finally got gud my man.
congrats
>>
odd dote

even no dote
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>>175719562
>wraith king loss
>no armlet
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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Beast of all worlds
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>>175719570
>>175719634
Mizores a better fit for the ice maiden anyway
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>>175719743
that game went to the shitter really quick cause of some support abba that decided it would be a good idea to give fb in my lane and then fuck off to the offlane while shit talking
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>>175719780
>obese lady gets away without a scratch
>thin(ish) man gets shrekt
God, why don't you punish the fats first?
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>CLQ is quitting forever
I'll miss him
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>>175719954
who?
>>
tfw lvl 50 but only playing bot games
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>>175719954

>that THICC wyvern

You posted that on purpose didn't you?
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>>175719780
at least try dude

>playing spirit breaker
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>>175719986
The best dota 2 player this world has ever fucking seen, showing us time and time again how to dumpster shitstains
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>>175719468
linkens on voker means you want to be trash all game
if you dont go midas into euls or midas into aghs then you are doing it wrong
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rip clq
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>>175719954
thank god that faggot and his cringey fanbase never got famous
>>
Reduce respawn timer talents are literal aids for the game
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>>175720254
>midas into euls
how so
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>>175720254
You get linkens after midas, aghs, and travels you nigger.
Linkens is almost core on invoker. It shits on a lot of heroes like AM who basically can't lock your FREE HASTEd ass down without a lucky first hit bash.
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>>175719954
I'm not surprised, he openly hated the CLQ persona and his fanbase for a long time now.
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>>175718646
holy shit shes so perfect, those fucking eyes man
im fking done, if i never get a girl like this im a failure of a man
also STOP CALLING MY WIFE A ROACH
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>>175720393
you are right that tornado does the job late game but if you want easy kills on supports fairly early into the game you just go the traditional eul into ss into meteor/def blast
>>
someone pls giff me pugna immortal
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>>175720603
sent ;^)
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>>175720420
euls is more useful late than fucking linkens, also linkens is situational what if you are not playing against heroes that can be deflected with it? its literal waste of money youd rather spend it on sheep/refresher/octarine
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>>175720462
she's plastic, literally 4/10 would be better without the iced on makeup
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Which Doto would you fugg?
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>>175720714
>shes a boy
>shes a turk
>now shes korean
now yall nigg@s just making shit up cmonBruh
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>>175720462
>those fucking eyes man
its called makeup you faggot
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REMINDER that:
1. Reddit will be in denial that their stupid changes, gameplay and non-gameplay alike, are killing the game

2. Valve will be in denial that implementing changes from a vocal community just because they are vocal (upvotes), ignoring the quality of the ideas themselves and how they impact the silent majority of their playerbase, who were fine with the game (outside of gamebreaking bugs), are what's killing the game.

Stats don't lie
>>
rip greatest player this world's ever fucking seen CLQ
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>>175705865
>>175706315
>MY MANG RED FUCKING DELIVERED.

BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Thank you boss. Expect more TA/PA comissions soon. Also I might request some ODxTA stuff since I just love that ship.
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>>175720961
What do people hate about the new gameplay play so much?
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why is everyone talking about BSJ quitting all of a sudden?
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>>175720891
>you can wear makeup on the inside of your iris now
yeah pardon me for not being retarded
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>>175721125
you have never had a girlfriend
I mean, that was obvious already, but this post just makes it even more blatant
>>
F
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>>175721060
it's not just the gameplay, it's all the other shit like that phone number requirement to play ranked and all that other little subtle hurdles that Valve has iimplented that stop people from just being able to play a fucking game of Dota
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>>175721228
>projecting this hard
just calm down and finish your tendies anon
>>
They should make it so you can't pause when your ancient is under attack holy fuck
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>>175721264
>it's a mad account buyer
why even bother posting
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>>175720961
keep crying bitch
i bet you are anywhere betwen 1k and 2k mmr and probably haven't played a lot even before the patch
>2012
>dota is ded cause of hats
>2013
>dota is ded cause of broken heroes
>2014
>dota is ded cause of mute bans and lpq due to reports
>2015
>dota is ded cause valve are jews, mm is broken, forced 50%
>2016
>dota is ded cause you have to WIN games to get out of lpq
>2017
>7.00 thats it this time dota is ded for the last time!

you guys aren't tired of shitposting about how dead it is eventhough you barely even play it to begin with?
>>
where were you when clq was kill?
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>>175721264
>it's all the other shit like that phone number requirement to play ranked and

literally the best change ever to dota. if you're mad it's because you are under 18.
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>>175721264
You know the correct solution Valve should have implemented to curb account boosters? They should have just made MMR have "seasons" where after a season, everyone's MMR resets.

It's retarded that just because you exploited the meta years ago and got to 6k or whatever mmr you are now, you get to keep that MMR for as long as Dota 2 exists despite the game being so different now than it was at that time
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>reddit has a bunch of threads about CLQ leaving
>d2g gets spammed with RIP CLQ posts
can you guys please make it less obvious
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>>175721264
these are positive changes that imporved the quality of ranked matches
if you disagree you are either a dirty peruvian who cant afford a phone and only plays from cafes or you buy ranked accounts and pay people to boost you
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>>175721447
son
the bubble popped
let it go
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>>175721447
>eventhough you barely even play it

Guess who's fault that is. Now shut your mouth, idiot.
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>magnus is not broken
-d2g
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>>175721518
oh look it's another thing I, PSG, suggested three years ago

b-but we "earned" our mmr by playing troll in 6.83 and calibrating at 4.8k by pressing R with zeus!
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>>175721528
i literally got a notification about the last video

make what less obvious, that we use youtube?
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>>175721638
Could you start using a trip? Thanks.
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>>175721629
its no one faults its the fact that for scrubs like you dota is about shitposting waifus on 4chan and talking about the competitive scene, you dont even play the game, you NEVER played it competitively or were skilled enough to get quality games
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>>175702742
The community wasn't big enough at the time of that.
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>>175721631
>what is warlock
>what is invoker
>what is enigma
>what is tide
>what is disruptor
Who else? Any one of those, if they avoid the RP, totally shit on mag and whoever tries to follow up on it.
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>>175721518
post screenshot of your mmr if you are not a salty 2k scrub

ill wait
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>>175721416
>>it's a mad account buyer
>He doesn't like this change, he must be an account buyer!!!
Literally not an argument
>>175721490
>>175721537
>literally the best change ever to dota.
>these are positive changes that imporved the quality of ranked matches

Yes the changes are SOOO GOOD that we now have less players playing than we ever did. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>175721824
>absolute player number is more important than quality of matches

okay.jpg
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>>175721631
hes not, the meta is just trash
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>>175721768
>rp makes magnus broken

come on
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>>175721768
counter-initiation is a pretty complicated subject to be introducing to gulagshitters
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>>175721768
Though I guess the skill that is more broken is empower since it makes heroes like troll, jug, and am really fucking annoying.

Just replace it with reverse skewer. Like skewer, but mag charges backwards to the area that you select.
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>>175706315
I was expecting some shitty fanart and I was pleasantly surprised.

Do you have a tumblr or something to see your art ?
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>>175721824
less shit talking scrubs who ruin games yes, better quality matches also yes. id rather have a game with fewer players than get braindead garbage and Mexicans every game
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GUYS FIGURE OUT A SKILL TO REPLACE EMPOWER. We need our top men on this.
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>>175722079
Empower is now a passive buff to magnus only. Aghs works as before.
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>>175722079
Impower

causes you to cleave out your ass
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>>175712828
Too bad,we are getting another fat guy.
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>>175722079
Removing empower makes him melee enigma or badaxe
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>>175722079
EMWEAKNESS

Cast it on an enemy hero. Duration is the same as Empower's duration per level currently.

Increase his damage by a percentage but every time the enemy hero attacks, he reverse cleaves in an area behind him dealing a percentage of his attack to all his allied heroes and units

BAM

VIABLE
>>
>empower gives a 5435 networth to a carry
name a more broken skill with no counterplay, ill wait
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>>175717614
Somebody post the pic of him in times of the early beta.
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>>175722079
cut cooldown in half
cut manacost in half
cut duration in half
convince me this isnt a top tier kino patrician pleb-filtering balance change
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>>175718646
>tfw no gravity hero
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>>175721870
>>175721980
>It's ok if there are only 10 of us playing this game, at least we're all special!!!
>it's ok if our game isn't growing, after all, the company running it will keep funding it even if it stagnates or shrinks and makes less and less or zero money

I can't even imagine being this fucking delusional
>>
>>175722373
kek
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>>175722564
top kek.
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>>175722564
okay chicken little, the sky is falling.

Oh, wait, you just don't have access to your own cell phone line. So now you can't play ranked, because you're a kid.

Toodles!! :)
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>>175722564
but this is not the case at all idiot
you can find matches in less than 5 minutes just like before, id rather wait the extra minute and actually enjoy a match than waste my fucking time playing with scrubs like you
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>>175722079
fuck off moron. literally just fix the "run around doing nothing but fighting and initiating meta" and magnus will be irrelevant as he always was
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>>175722373
holy shit
i love it, but maybe on another hero, magnus is fine !
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>>175722523
bretty good dotarino

mag has follow the carrys ass every half min to give the buff

lolz
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>>175721631
>getting RPd
Literally no one to blame but yourself.
>>
name a game that can compete with dotas 15 years

ill wait
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>>175722740
k lets go back to chink ricefield meta
oh wait empower is fucking amazing in that meta, mag viable

rekt scrub
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>>175722905
broodwar
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>>175722871
>rp is the problem

typical dotard compresion
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>>175722905
fucking your mom
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>>175720961
What's funny is this is how I see the situation happening atm

>Reddit: Hey Valve, add more of this literal shit to the game!
>Valve: Ok, let's keep adding more and more literal shit to it!
>Players: WTF IS THIS SHIT? I'm not gonna eat this fucking shit

And then they're shocked that, surprise, surprise, people don't want to eat actual shit and find even more obscure scapegoats to blame that never affected even 5% of the player population and try to turn it into shit too
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>>175722905
super deepthroat
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>>175723041
>>175722971
>>175723084
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>>175722578
>>175722743
Thanks for the approvals bruhs
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>>175723241
>>175722905
Smash Brothers Melee, superior to Dota in every way
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>>175720961
>>175723069
It's hilarious to me that /d2g/ unironically believes Valve values reddit's input on anything other than bugs or quality of life fixes.

Do you honestly think Valve doesn't know that that board is primarily comprised of 3ks?
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>mention Magnus
>my mind IMMEDIATELY jumps to Bulba
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how come we don't have any Asian waifu hero? Yurnero is the sole survivor of his clan so he needs to breed so the Juggernauts exist in the future.
>>
Why is the highest mmr you can calibrate at 3.5k?
It's fucking gay. I fuckign shit on 4ks and 5ks playing invoker unranked. I have to climb a whole thousand mmr to get to my "unranked mmr" in ranked.
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>>175723449
Jugg and Sven regularly double team CM to relieve their after battle stress, they don't need a waifu
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>>175723425
dotard dont like change, as long as valve doesn't turn dota into hots with shared exp/no last hits/all skills skill shots like LoL i am okay with the changes
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>he doesnt browse /v/

whats your excuse?
>>
whatever happened to cyborgmatt, ayesee and pgg?
>>
>>175723768
>cyborgmatt
puppey conned him into sudoku
>ayesee
has a comfy job at twitch doing god knows what
>pgg
probably drunk
>>
beeza playing the carry
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>>175723768
rumor has it they plan to merge and form a new Dota region
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>>175723425
>Do you honestly think Valve doesn't know that that board is primarily comprised of 3ks?

And yet they implemented the phone requirement to ranked which Reddit kept hounding them about, when, according to you, they know it's a site full of people that think all their 3k ranked matches (lul) are being ruined by "boosters" or "account buyers"
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>>175723420
>smash
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so where is our boy going now?
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>>175723893
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>>175723585
maybe dota need new heroes
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>>175724081
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>>175724098
>this picture
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>>175721638
It takes mature minds to think of mature solutions.

Most people here have the wisdom of a teenager. ie; none.
>>
>>175724098
holy fuck im dying
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>>175724098
every time i see her face man
i feel sad but i also get a raging boner
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>>175723997
>there's a problem with smurfs, account buyers and boosted accounts
>can see this happening in high MMR games, match data indicates player who had their account boosted or under-performs heavily in higher skilled games
>Valve implement a way to reduce this, much like they did for CS:GO
>REEEEEEE FUCKING REDDIT

It's like you don't even see the words you type.
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>>175724098
what a pure looking girl
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>>175721528
>1 reddit thread filled with people asking who he is
fuck off
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>>175724257
I'll take that as the best compliment I have ever received being called old in the same breath
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>>175724405
whats weaver drinking here
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>>175724519
piss
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>>175724098
did she ever do a penetration video? All I see is facial abuse which is not my thing.
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>>175724646
theres like 2 videos of her, after that she quit and some people form /hc/ found her instagram she does modern art or someshit now,
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>>175724646
>All I see is facial abuse which is not my thing.
maybe you're a... FAGGOT LOL xd
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me as captain
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>>175724405
It's like you didn't even see the solution (>>175721518) someone posted above that actually fixes the problem instead of a placebo solution that Valve implemented because it was the only one the Redditards could think of with their limited brainpower and logic (that they only copied from CSGO)
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>>175724750
>he likes watching a girl getting dick slapped over and over again
i think you're the faggot here
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>>175724789
This is going to sound harsh, but seasons doesn't reduce the number of children in ranked, and phone number requirement does.

Dota is an adult game. It's a thinking game a lot more than it is a reflex game. I feel like things will get better
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>>175724864
>not enjoying a fisty dick slap session untill the girl's face looks 30 years older
honestly anon is the reason you're not thinking clearly a large foreign object inserted into your throat preventing your lungs from obtaining oxygen properly?
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>>175724893
>he thinks every 12 year old doesn't have a personal phone for at least 'emergencies'
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>>175725054
this guy gets it
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>>175725164
If it even reduces their numbers by 10%, it's something
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>>175724893
>he doesn't know 12 year old alpha gf-stealing fuccbois don't exist
you gotta stop playing dota for once, its devouring you.
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>>175724893
It actually fixes all 3 problems you stated.

No one will smurf anymore in ranked, because what's the point if the MMR will be reset anyway. And they won't be able to maintain multiple smurf accounts anymore.

Account buyers will have to keep buying accounts now which makes them pay out the nose (which they won't do), and on the off-chance they can actually stay in that mmr, it will only last until the reset.

Account boosters will have to raise their prices exorbitantly because they'll have less account buyers buying because no one will buy a temporary mmr account. In fact they might even need to drop their prices towards the end of a season because the MMR is about to expire.

It fucks all 3 of them.
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>>175725292
my boosting service already raised their prices since the changes were announced

you could buy a 4k account under 20 dollars before, boosting is like 10 times more expensive

i might get one of those $2 throwaway SIMs to register my 4k account also :)
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>>175725292
>no one will smurf anymore in ranked
i just did
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How to make make Razor, Brew and PL viable again (and hopefuly less boring)

>P

>PL agi growth to 3
>Doppelganger cooldown rescaled to 20-15-10-5
>Bonus agility from Phantom rush escaled to 15-20-25-30
>Level 25 Talent increases illusion duration or removes the limit of illusions

>Razor

>Increases Razor attack range to 75
>plus 75 static link and now it slows 30/40/50/60 for 2 seconds
>Q max damage to 400

>Brewmaster

>Delete the hero or make his W aoe and giving a 100%miss chance


HIRE ME ICEFROG
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>>175725426
>my boosting service already raised their prices since the changes were announced
Im talking about if Valve implemented seasons instead of a phone requirement.

Im curious though, how much did your service raise prices so I can see the impact of Valve's changes to their bottomline?
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>>175725487
and i just fucked your mom so who is really the winner here
>>
>>175725487
Im talking about if MMR "seasons" were implemented you fucking retard. Learn to read. Fuck you.
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>>175725487
wHOA
rUDE
u cnt do that
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>>175725625
2-4 euro per 100 mmr depending on bracket and boost...for the most part it will cost the majority of people the low end amount, closer to 2 euro extra per 100 mmr. this represents a 15-20% price increase or so
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what's CLQ's new channel?
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stop bullying each other and let's just play dota in peace
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>>175725817
/killurselves.com
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>>175725796
Hmm, that's quite a significant price increase, when you consider the only extra cost for the booster is to get a cheap simcard for each account and swapping it in and out of his phone when needed. Of course, I might be missing something.
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>>175725796
please elaborate why you use this kind of service, i mean if you dont belong in 4k and you buy an account dont you get demoted back to where you belong after a while?
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>>175726091
>please elaborate why you use this kind of service,

Number 1 reason is because he can
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>>175726091
>i mean if you dont belong in 4k and you buy an account dont you get demoted back to where you belong after a while?

have dispelled this illusion on not one but two occasions. MMR is a lie especially if you are not neurotypical or have a low bhevaior score or don't care about MMR.

>boosted 1300 mmr
>still won 50% of games playing all roles
>later bought 4k account, i am now 1.9k
>won first 3 games on the account, being one of most statistically relevant players on team all 3 games, without choosing carry or mid
don't really like playing on another account and made my point
>b-but you'd just start losing
whatever you say

MMR
is
an illusion.
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>>175726465
so its not true? you didnt get demoted eventually? did you climb any higher than what you bought the account at?
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>>175726465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5E61P2-nQ
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>>175715462
Honestly that was hilarious

Team Secret finally does well and then they lose to THE LAST PLACE TEAM THAT IS ALSO BRAZILIAN

Also fuck Puppey
>>
What team is SingSing joining?
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>>175726915
PPD doesn't have any idea whatsoever about playing pub dota with normal people who aren't in the top tier of skill

I have 5000 games of it

the concept of gaining mmr is a fuckin joke and only possible in some patches or if you have issues and sit there and grind a video game for a number
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repent 4 ur sins
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>>175727575
professional pubg player
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misery
and
w33haa
going
to
NP
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>>175728614
and cr1t
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best skill
best hero
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>>175729016
svg and 1437 were kicked, aui is going support envy is going carry, that leaves mid and other support

1 EE
2 w33
3 MSS
4 Misery
5 Aui_2000

cr1t is a dogshit player on EG and being on NP wouldnt help him, he's a weak captain.
Not to mention, he's already confirmed EG arent changing their roster for TI
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYG2J3_m0Mo
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>>175720308
>he actually thought his fan base took CLQ seriously

Everyone treated CLQ persona and himself personally for what it was (satire), I actually found his videos sort of enjoyable but I never took anything he said to heart, if I did I would be permanently 3k, that's not to say that there where some mega autists who actually took him seriously and mirrored his persona.
>>
invoker is so hard
i have to keep track of so many separate things with this hero compared to other heroes
i guess i just gotta keep playing him until i can do all the combos effortlessly
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>>175724519
Support tears
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>>175730570
or you can just download the 1button invoker "script hack"
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>>175729971
let's be honest we all know CLQ is Legendary Mason so it's no surprise he quits Jewtube when he becomes relevant again
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
add me if you want to play dota 2's

if i can see you're a name changing retard i'm not accepting. kys.
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r8 my dotabuff
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>>175731241
>73% core
>48% winrate
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>>175731186
>Anime
>Leaf
Kys
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>>175731241
>doesn't show skill bracket
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>tfw stuck with rtz and crit
>tfw can't ditch EG because my whole clan will be sent back to Pakistan
g-guys help
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>>175731627
sumail is legit the best player today I believe
>>
>wake up
>nyaa is dead
Dotards?
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>>175725712
Heres what will happen with ""seasonal" mmr

>season 2 starts with recalibration
>wtf how did I place lower than my previous season end. FIX THIS
>season 3 starts with just your s2 mmr +- some arbitrary number to make players feel they're progressing
>players who skipped s2 to git gud on normal matches play ranked again
>end up being way lower than s1
>WTF FIX THIS

t. Overwatch player
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>>175732168
Dota players aren't as retarded as Blizzard babbies. They will understand that their MMR will end up different due to their mastery of the current season's metas
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>>175706315
Show tumblr pls
>>
CLQ's old stuff were he fucked shit up were the only good ones, the stuff after are just reddit shit.
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>>175718646
>tfw no crab hero
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>>175727895
Do Ditto morphling
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>Reddit's girl gets this triggered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrvNwrV9tg
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>>175733024
google or fucking lurk more
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>>175733176
My favourite will still be his Treant Protector Captain's mode video. The salt in the comments was beautiful.
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Le Reddit strikes Again

This is why I dont spend any money on Dota anymore. Im not interested in playing Reddit: The Game or watching Reddit Curated Streams

Fuck you PGL
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>>175709335
>By definition, MMR is a measurement of how many times you pick FOTM heroes in your games.

Dotards WILL DEFEND this.
>>
allstar match should be 5v5 invoker or 5v5 riki
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>>175733576
what clip
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>>175733576
if u guys give me money and drugs i couldve tried my best
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>>175733734
>WOWW YOU ONLY WIN SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU ABUSE x hero

Gee why don't you get to a high MMR doing this then, I'm sure that's the only reason people climb right?
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>>175733530
so this is why sing dumped her for a fucking dog
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>>175733576
>a lot of people were disappointed
>1k upvotes out of 700k viewers
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>>175731351
sad
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>>175703781
I told my last pub that I hope their fathers all rape them tonight for being so shit at dota, and didnt even get Low prio. You can say whatever the fuck you want.
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>Esports on
>Thread alive and filled with reddit defending, icefrog fellating and 7.00 worshipping
>Esports off
>Thread dead and filled with those who pursue the objective truth and have concluded the demise of this game at the hands of reddit panderers like Bruno, Icefrog's corpse in the back of Valve HQ's dumpster and Erik Johnson which can only be reversed by ending the charade that is 'version 7 era' dota

Really makes you think.

Does r/dota2 not have the ability to make multiple threads about OOGA BOOGA shitposts about 'pro' teams fast or live? Is that why they infest our threads whenever 'live esports' is on?
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>>175734332
lol. This is what happens when people think they're smart but are actually fucking retarded.

>Wtf why are men attracted to girls?
>OUTRAGE
>>
>>175734893
its just fucking homosexuals hating girls

gay dudes
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JUST BAN NAGA LMAO
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>>175733576
I agree with reddit here. Those girls should not have been shown, in fact they should have covered themselves and protected their chastity to prevent the gaze of the male eye along with not attend the venue.

As long as western women remain promiscuous, uncovered in their barbarism and maintain their false feeble philosophy of not being objectified in their prostitution, adultery and disobedience to their partners then the west will continue to decline and degenerate. I feel bad for the western man, who buys into the beliefs instilled in him by his evil leaders as they purchase their daughters with their greedily amassed wealth and enslave those who are intelligent and hard-working into average wage office jobs.

Dota 2 has seemed to open the eyes of those who play it. This is all thanks to Icefrog AKA Abdul-Rahman ibn Nasser Ismail.

Alhamdulilahi Rabbil'Alameen
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>>175735593
kek, fuck reddit
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shud i sell this d2g?
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*blocks your major*
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how long until the next esports?
>>
I'll miss CLQ
>>
>>175734535
>radiance huskar
>jinada build with 14k total damage gondar
>rightclick wyvern
>lens first item lina
>>
>>175735816
>shits the bed at TI
>>
TI 7 IMMORTAL FUCKING WHEN
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME
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>>175736151
I basically one shot everyone except for terrorblade who fucking annihilated everyone.
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What's going on in this thread?
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>>175736203
>they didn't win one TI that means they will never win it

keep praising to jesus, maybe he will listen this time :^)
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>>175736062
I wont.

I swear he must be underage or someshit to 'quit' so many times over irrelevant bullshit.
>>
>>175733576
Maybe we should be offended about them filming human beings.

HOW FUCKING DARE THEY FILM HUMANS AT A VIDEO GAME EVENT
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>>175733576
>tfw reddit literally owns dota completely, balance and beyond
>>
>>175736298
SAUCE!
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So now that this guy is gone, why do we play this shit game?
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>>175738029
>we
Speak for yourself gameshitter.
>>
>>175738029
I liked him because he validated my shitty gaming habit of giving up as soon as I saw any retards on my team.
>>
>stay away from CM because she's always the slut getting railed in dota porn
>decide to finally try one game with her
>aura is literally goodchakra
>slows and disables for days
>stomp and win

So why is she always the support getting dommed in porn? explain dotards
>>
>>175710592
>this happens every game
>your opponent never randoms wisp and walks down mid
>>
>>175733576
>>175734053
4chan doesnt let me post link
REEEEEEEE
139066430?t=14h26m20s
>>
>>175740504
twitch tv/ videos/139066430?t=14h26m26s
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>>175733576
>tfw your civilization will never be so cucked that you will have to apologize for making people watch video full of cuties
>>
>>175733576
>Diversity
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Not enough niggers and tranny freaks?
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post Kevin
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>>175741291
Purgegamers ww@
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>>175733576
I did my part. fuck the thread itself, send them a support message
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>>175741291
Does he ever talk about anything other than efficiency?
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>>175738029
clq reborn
>>
games dead lads
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>>175741627
good on you, undercover reddit penis
>>
>CLQ is retiring the persona

Well fuck. White knights ruin everything.
>>
RIP CLQ

SJWs win again
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>heard about hots 2.0
>game is shit but opening chests can be fun
>ads with soe and pyrion in battle.net launcher
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>>175742820
>pyrion
hope this faggot never comes back
>>
Anyone else having trouble queueing on US East and US West? Been in queue for nearly an hour now.
>>
>>175742883
i would take him over sheever or conrad any time
also those panel banters during TI6 with him and charlie were pretty fun
>>
>>175742820
>>ads with soe and pyrion in battle.net launcher
I've never seen those, only the ex-LoL players in the Tryhard promotion charity thing
>>
I'll miss CLQ dumpstering shitstains.
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me as captain
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me as captain
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>>175743720
>alpha male
>plays most cucked role in dota, hard fifth

dotards, explain.
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me as captain.
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Hello everyone,
As producer and showrunner, I want to apologize on behalf of PGL for airing the clip that closed the broadcast of the Kiev Major.
A lot of people were disappointed and the high expectations set for us were not met. We let you down, and the clip does not reflect PGL's values, team diversity or broadcast philosophy.
We have the utmost respect for the Dota 2 community and, going forward, the video production workflow will be improved with additional checks and quality filters to ensure that mistakes like this will not happen again.
Everything we do is for the community and your feedback is and always will be very important to us.
Thank you for helping us do better next time.
>>
>>175743820
Hard fifth and fourth are the thinking man's roles.
>>
>>175743820
Dont be like that, regards mostly pos 5 player
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>>175743820
>jew
>not doing the easiest way to jew money
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>be 16 year old simple boy
>grew up in a nice simple town
>my dad was a soldier, his rank is captain.
>he died in a mission and were provided enough money to support my neet life
>decides to play some dota
>lose 3 games
>tfw so sad
>browse d2g
>see "me as captain posts"
>tfw dad flashbacks
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>>175744197
so does this mean that chinks and seaniggers are our guys?
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what team is zai going to after TI?
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i think invoker is very nice guys hehe

i dont even need to use my brain.
im using alacrity and sun strike most of the time
>>
>>175736062
>>175736683
He didn't quit tho, he'll just stop making funny voice changer videos and focus on """"""quality"""""" content.
>>
>nu-eg isn't disbanding yet
>>
>>175744228
In all seriousness your father would be turning in his grave if he realized how he is being remembered by his son. Must suck being the provider of the family, only to die and have your son be an lazy autistic weeb loser.
>>
>>175744764
>nu-dota isn't dead yet
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>RTZ will never leave EG until he retires because other pros know he's a farce and wouldn't take him and yet he has a lot of fanbois and EG values too much selling shirts so ppd wants him in the team

what a time to be alive
>>
>>175745061
t. retard
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>>175745061
that's a lot of teeth the blowjobs musn't feel too good
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>>175745162
t. sharted EG cuck
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>>175745061
so PPD retired because he didn't want to be playing with RTZ
really makes you think...
>>
>>175745401
PPD got benched because artour didn't want to play with him and the other four rather wanted to play with artour than peter it's public knowledge at this point
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>>175745401

*teleports behind you*
*stabs you in the team morale*
*loses major*

Nothing personnel, kid.
>>
>>175745451
How does RTZ still have shitload of fans defending him despite the fact that he showed time and time again that he's overrated garbage?
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>>175745451

Are we posting assassins now?
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Who's the most powerful team killer?

>Bulba
>RTZ
>EE
>>
>>175745506
>shitload of fans
People that don't care about competitive dota and simply watch ebin streams.

At least Bulldog and Sing had the decency of retiring when it was obvious they were going nowhere.
>>
>>175745536
pajkatt is up there too
>>
>>175745536
RTZ could play better or work better with in teams, he just doesn't care.
Bulba has literally never been good and keeps torpedoing team's chances. It is unclear if he is self-aware of this.
>>
>>175745506
How does Wagamama or BSJ?

Hint: Shit players like watching other shit players and hyping them up because they validate their garbage playstyles.
>>
Reminder that 7.00 made dota fun again and phone linked ranked mm with the option to strictly solo literally fixed anything that was wrong with the mm. Reminder that the shitter crybabies will bitch about it forever.
>>
When are we getting the new EE stack lineup?

Any predictions?
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>>175745778
EE
Anime watcher #1
Anime watcher #2
Anime watcher #3
Anime watcher #4
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>>175745536
bulba>rtz>miracle>EE
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>>175740504
>>175740687
Hold on
I think I've seen this girl before...
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>>175746017
what teams has miracle killed? liquid was already dead by the hand of bulba, he just made the mistake of moving into a corpse
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>>175746017
Miracle did nothing wrong
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>>175746081
is that chipenko?
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How bad are russians compared to spics?

Its currently 4am where I live and I want to grind out my low prio games on EU west.
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>>175745513
She's only a semen assassin
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>>175746737
xaaxaxaaxaxaxaxaxaxax
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>>175746737
They arent that bad, its just the language barrier since most of them dont speak english. EU west doesnt even have that many russians
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>>175746815

Who are the most insufferable cunts on EU west then? Bongs Spaniards or frogs?
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>>175741627
It's not that they don't know this, it's just they felt they had to apologize in order to keep working in this scene.
Which is fucking bullshit. Slacktivism at its finest with these idiot kids, who are mostly male and don't even talk to girls irl saying what's right and what's wrong, and are the same people who wanted a region lock which is actual racism.
>>
MidOne just streamed for quite a while. Pretty good dota too.
Every fucking ten minutes, some fetus would donate and give him the RTZ treatment.
"It seems you're sucking right now like you did in the major L O L maybe if you only won against s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g s g...."
EVERY. FUCKING. TEN. MINUTES. You know the drill. I know /r/dota2 isn't a place for rants, and this is no exception. But sweet fucking christ in a sidecar can anyone show a fucking shred of humanity?
Yeah sure its twitch chat whatever but good god what is happening to the world
Go ahead, fuck my karma up. I'm not removing this.
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>>175746902
literally
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>>175746859
In my experience there is no specific country, but russian probably still stand out the most
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>>175746859
turks
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>>175747008
Well, as an Armenian, im already predisposed to hating roaches.
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>>175746902
reddit spy here
the guy who wrote this has the EG logo next to his name you cannot be more reddit than this desu
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>>175746859
>please give me per-emptivelly someone to complain about so I know where to aim when I get destroyed in game and I need an excuse
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>>175747106
But I heard Armenians were killed. Was it all a construction like the jews did with the Holocausts?
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>>175746859
germans
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>>175747519
t. turk
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>>175747480
dead general for the dead nations
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>>175742820
its really obvious how the marketing budget for hots2 got increased seeing 24/7 hots threads reaching bump limit and ads on twitch being about hots2
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>>175747614
Atleast we are trying to enjoy the game while we, can before it dies and not bitching about it here retard
>>
I just hit my head on the corner of a closet door. I'm bleeding and it hurts like hell. Probably going to die.

Please make a good dota post to cheer me up on my last moments.
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>>175747719
just tp out
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>>175747676
>ads on twitch
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>>175747719

You lived to see the worst dota performance of all history from bulba magnus. That is, unless he outdoes himself in the future
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Reminder that your favorite melee carry is a shit version of this hero
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>>175748314
>spectre is BadMagnus
wew
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Can Tinker be played anywhere other than mid?
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>>175748375
level 1 ancients
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>>175748407
How? Their mag resists means I can't clear with march
>>
odd dotes
even no dotes
>>
since when did we hate reddit?
>>
>>175748491
since their suggestions started ruining the game
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>>175748480
oh right i forgot they removed universal damage type

nice casual game dotards lmao
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>>175748490
really wan ply dotes

odd dotes
even watch movie
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>2000+17
>still no monkey hero
uh dotards?
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>>175748583
name 3 (three) reddit suggestions that got added to the game and made it worse
>>
>>175748617
Your mom was the latest hero addition are u living under a rock?
>>
>>175748651
kotlguy
maut
conrad
>>
Why does nobody play manta axe? They inherit full spin.
>>
>>175748681
those aren't part of the game
also
>kotlguy
still better host than sheever
>maut
literally who
>conrad
even reddit complained about him
>>
>there are still orchid clinkz shitters
It was bad years ago and now its worse. The only reason to possibly touch orchid is at 50 minutes as you buy a complete bloodthorn
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Singsing is streaming
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>>175748896
formaldehyde?
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>>175747719
Safe word!
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>>175749029
based healing troll of bad posture
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odd play
even no play
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P A T C H W H E N?
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>>175748896
Cringe
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>>175749102
I got you bro.
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sigh
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>>175748896
im going to pat your stupid head adelaide
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>ddc () Vici Gaming Released from team
where is my macau boy going next dotards
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>>175749000
adelaide
>>175749529
wtf
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>>175749839
how are you still not permabanned?
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who else bulldog /megasub/ here
>>
>>175748681
>>175748837


HOW CAN YOU RETARDS FORGET SLACKS
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>>175750135
Cause nobody watches his cringy autistic skits during tournanents
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Icefrog hires you to come up with a way to remove jungle stacking completely without making stack abusing heroes useless and single camp clearers OP

How would you solve it?
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>>175750135
we already did the poll and it turned out that only contrarian underages hate him
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>>175750323
>unironically liking "sir autism incarnate slacks"
Wow
>>
>take two week break from dota
>start again
>go on seven game winstreak great teams with great communication
>suddenly get teams that don't communicate, doesn't know how to pick heroes, let alone play them

really fires up my neurons volvo
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>>175750268
removing jungle stacking is the final nail in the coffin and the undeniable proof that this is no longer dota but a LoL HotS hybrid bastard
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>>175748857
maybe it's SITUATIONAL you 2k twat
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>>175748314
what does terrorblade count as?
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>>175750750
>bad sheep stick
>situational
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>>175750268
Maybe put a new item in the shop called nigger shaman totem or something which lets you resurrect the creeps which previously died at the camp like in the last 10 minutes or last 10 creeps that died.
>>
>>175750453
>being socially inept and cringing at every possible human interaction
what's keeping you alive senpai
>>
Redpill me on Waga, is he our guy?
>>
>>175751027
>finding a real life autist unironically funny
Are you 8 years old anon? He appeals to the lower common denominator (aka leddit)
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>>175750745
Wrong
>>175750919
Too LoL, braindead and makes the clearing just easier
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>>175750453
>incredibly social
>literally stares his interviews in the eye
>can consciously calm himself when he gets too excited
>>>>>>autism incarnate
>>
>>175750453
>>175751137
slacks is literally opposite of what real life autist is
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>>175751272
Sure. Being abnoxious lyrics loud, having a giant grin in your face, spitting while talking, and being an overall narcissistic cunt is not socially awkward at all Irl.
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>>175751164
then it's good as it is
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>>175750487
>mfw took a year break from dota and came back to a winstreak wtih a net gain of around 1100 mmr
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is first pick sf no longer work or am i just bad?
this fucking ganks tilt me :3

i left dota almost 2 weeks btw
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>>175751387
All 4 of these things describe a non autist who is simply drunk, and despite what tv snippets have shown you, people love that; even more so, people love slacks (I dont, i simply think his voice is annoying).
Just admit you fell for 4chan memes and dont know what autism is, its ok to be btfo, but its embarrassing to keep this up.
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>>175751665
Didn't fall for any memes I couldn't watch last ti cause of how awful he is, also you don't have a job and probably have little face to face interaction if u think ppl love the way he interacts with ppl, this guy has fucking downs and only kids or fat cosplaying neckbeards from reddit find him remotely humorous.
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>>175751646
First pick sf never worked against a coordinated team and ppl who counter pick
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>>175751883
i see, im 4k7 sea btw.
I also notice the significant change when you leave dota for a moment.
I actually feel like i play better before i decided to leave for a moment.
I get at least 3-2 score before i sleep compared today where i got 3 lose streaks as first pick sf.

really makes me think despite myself being a raging faggot before i left.
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>>175750009
stop bullying adelaide
she is for headpatting only
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>>175752124
The higher mmr you are the less likely first pick sf is going to work, roaming supports do better jobs and there are definitely heroes that can play well against him mid so it's better to pick last or before last
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>>175751646
sf is unique in that he is piss easy to shut down at level 1-4, but he also catches up easier than any other hero that early on
of course, this requires team coordination, lineup understanding and farm distrubution/splitpush tactics through teamwork, so yeah, dont first pick sf
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>>175751791
I have a job and file taxes
i most certainly do not have autism, but i only have anecdotal evidence to prove that slacks's personality is not, in fact, autism, and that being a loud obnoxious cunt is lovable.
>go to a live music show
>press my way to the front of the crowd not giving a fuck, start dancing and gyrating
>crowd cheers, singer literally gets to interlude and thanks me mid song
>after set, band invites me to hang at the bar
>get drunk immediately off of tequila, start hitting on every woman i see
>dont remember how, but get into a flipping off fight with a dude a table over, we start making up gestures in shit, like playing a cello with our middle fingers, table roaring with laughter
>group go gets pizza
>be black and drunk, start yelling out how theres"too many white people i'm scared" jokingly because we're in manhattan
>2 hipster qts come up and start talking to me because they want to hear what i have to say
>turns out one of them's white and the other jewish, both raised catholic
>have a 30 minute conversation about race and religion and nihilism.
>get bored, show them my abs and jump on top of a sedan yelling how blacks are genetically superior
>despite the fact that i just committed vandalism and disturbing the peace, the qts (and the band group thats talking 2 feet away) do not leave
>say goodbye amicably
Long story short, PEOPLE LOVE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE, THEY ARE INTERESTING AND FRIENDLY
SLACKS IS THE CHRIS PRATT OF DOTA, YOU MY FRIEND ARE THE ACTUAL AUTIST
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who has the most roshan kills in the world?
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>>175752561
Wow you do sound like an actual autist
>>
>>175752561
kek is this pasta
>>
>>175752618
me
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>>175752561
they just wanted bbc
>>175752618
probably icefrog himself
i imagine he kills him a lot while testing new updates to check if numbers are right
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>>175752746
it is now
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>>175752561
cringed hard

consider kysing
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>come back to d2g after a while
>red head anime girl meme is still here
why
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>>175752984
>I don't want d2g to have a mascot
back to our sister site
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>>175752984
he disappeared for a while too but then came back
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>>175752940
k-kissing?
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>>175753512
>calling that aussie anime cunt our mascot
no anon it's YOU that needs to go back
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>>175750009
he's a ban evading niggerfaggot

unplug your router/modem for 30mins and you can reset your IP

He needs rangebanned
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>>175753679
>I get triggered by a tradition of d2g
>b-but it's you that needs to leave!!
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>>175753778
>australian cunt came a year ago
>tradition
how new?
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>>175753723
>30m
holy shit are you fucking serious do americans really need 30 minutes to get a new ip? ayyy my fucking sides the fuck I just turn my router off and on and I have a new ip instantly land of the "free" my sides
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>>175753926
idk, I'm not him and I'm not American, but thats what all the Claps say

I'm not a retard though, so I dont get banned, and when I do, I dont evade
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>>175753893
pretty sure it has been way longer than that because I posted the same shit without the adelaide pictures back in the day and stopped doing it when adelaide started
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So let me get this straight, /d2g/ not defends avatarfags, likes reddits very own slacks and then wonders why the thread is so dead?
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>>175754063
>now defends*
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>>175753512
>>175753778
>>175754051
YOU are the problem, you nigger.
Fuck off

>>175754063
The tread is dead because of autistic anime niggers like you
this is a dota two general discussion thread, not an anime discussion thread
Mods gave us a seperate board for videogames to get us away from anime, then gave us a General board to distance ourselves further from anime

If youre an autistic nigger that cant handle that, fuck off back to /a/ /b/ or /v/
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>>175754063
indeed the only thing not welcome are underaged animeautists like yourself so get the fuck out back to /a/
>>
rip chi long qua
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does d2g like adelaide?
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Did this picture ever get finished?
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>>175754193
I like adelaide with moderation, more than a few posts per day is too much but up to a couple posts per thread is cool
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>>175754193
No, he's an autistic nigger and serves no purpose in this general
He doesnt discuss the game, he doesnt discuss the streams, he doesnt do anything
He is a fucking nigger and needs range banned, as well as anyone that tries to defend or reason his existence
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why are reddit co-posters so triggered today?
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>hating on /ourgirl/ adelaide
>>
>>175754178
quality post
>>
Alright here comes the real questions.
When is singsing going back to dota?
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are newbee /ourguys/
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>>175754390
Frog1 and 2 are not supposed to be mean but I think frog1 and 2 agrees with you.
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>>175754797
He said after the patch
and he's going to try TI open qualis he's already confirmed

iirc his team is something like

1 Sing
2 Cancel
3 Neta
4 Bamboe
5 Buugi
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>>175754063
nobody actually likes sir reddit slacks
>>
Explain to me, realistically, how Bulba keeps finding teams to infest.
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>>175754892
yeh
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>>175754975
NA Oldguard refuse to change

He's honestly one of, if not THE, best coaches in the scene, but for some reason refuses to accept his role as literally the best coach
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>Dota is dea-
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>>175755117
Dota is chinese now.
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>TFW no sex commander GF
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>>175755117
chinese numbers are hella fake

still not dead though, this major had more twitch viewers than any major before
>>
>>175755117
>people without chinese 842k
>overall speak 5mil

I dont think this is taking into account the 50-250k people that watched in-client though, is it?
>>
>>175754193
No, she doesnt have a penis
>>
Reminder that you will never see DTS in.acyion again ;_;
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>>175755154
China has always been dota's #1 market, even back in wc3. How new can you be?
>>
>>175755117
Oh just how managed a stream that was automatically streamed when you open the client which is used by 100.000 bots everyday get so many views...?
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>>175755117
Are you really supposed to think that one in every 200 chinks watches dota
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>>175752634
>>175752746
>>175752860
>>175752940
Thanks for the (You)s
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>>175754193
Its a shitty city but I don't give a fuck about the poster.
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>>175703463
where did the pugna loli meme come from ?
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>>175755265
Action*
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>>175754212
I dont know, but i always finish when i look at it
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>>175710486
you can be permanently banned for saying "gg ez" at the end of every game even if you said nothing else during the game

note that some of the things this guy mentions went on to appear in pro games
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>>175755232
>chinese numbers are hella fake

Don't underestimate the amount of people in china:
CH: 1,373 M.
EU: 510 M.
US: 324 M.

And watching esports is something more normalized there than here. Even if numbers are faked, it's not as exaggerated as you may think for sure.
>>
>>175755461
You can get banned for playing champions as a support when they're not "suppose to do that" because of the meta, even if you do really well.
>>
>>175710486
depends on the region

apparently in NA its easy as fuck to get reported while in LAN no one gives a fuck if you talk shit according to a buddy of mine who plays on both servers
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>>175755527
I'm not underestimating the amount of people in China.

I just know for a fact that Chinese streams fake their viewer counts, and that Dota is not nearly popular enough in China to get that kind of viewership.
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>>175755910
>LAN
>region
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>>175755910
You mean playing in net cafes in in houses doesn't get u reported? The more you know
>>
>>175755984
You shouldn't call your own assumptions facts. It makes your opinions sound less believable.
>>
what's the best hero to play when fucking demolished by opioids?
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>>175746765
she is best waifu,shame that i don't know how to use her
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>>175756258
me
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the enemy legion blinks onto your core with this much duel damage, what do you do?
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>>175756103
Lel, it's not "my own assumptions", it's well known that douyutv is fake as fuck.

https://twitter.com/GodBlessMali/status/533981262680436736
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>>175756342
flame my team and abandon
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>>175756342
Give in and take her satanic horsecock
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>>175756356
>"it's well know"
>literal tweet as a source

the only reliable source that I have seen came from a streamer on one of the platforms that said AT MOST it's like 30-35% of the viewers are fake.


which is actually very similar to the amount of suspected fake viewers on twitch
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>>175756342
Eblade him, hex her, dagon/refresh/dagon a creep and BoTs out since apparently its been a 300 minute game.

>>175756258
AA. You're bound to do something useful eventually as long as you keep throwing your ult around.
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Name a more annoying spell than this.
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>>175756445
yeah yeah kid, the #1 go-to stream site of basically the entire world can't even get a tenth of the numbers on a single chink stream site.

if you want to believe it, believe it.
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>>175755117
>playoffs
>newbee 2-1 liquid
uhh isn't that wrong?
>>
Is RTZ the most cancerous player in DOTA2 rn? Holy fuck he threw those games hard. All of them. Even the ones EG won
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>>175755461
>vp banned for their draft in game five of the kiev finals
why is LoL such a joke?
>>
>>175756560
you understand that the literal reason why chink teams are self-destructing are because sponsors what the teams to be literally 5 shitters that have popular streams?


>the entire world

"it's the most popular in the west so it has to be the most popular in the world!!!"

like seriously? You know the Chinese version of twitter has more users than actual twitter right? Oh wait their fake because you said so sorry.
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>>175756560
do you know the population of china and the popularity of streaming/videogames there?
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>>175756648
he was only ever considered good because he was young and had better reflexes than pretty much any other player, if you look back at any "big rtz play" it was always something like him reacting to a gank by blinking out fast, not avoiding the gank because he has good awareness and game sense.
now his game sense is still shit and he's losing his reflex advnatage
>>
>>175756737
t. Xianweng Ching Dongwang
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>>175756737
chinks lie about literally everything, they lie have an entire society that advocates cheating on their exams and tests to falsely boost their international image, they lie about the quality of mortar used in building structures and when they collapse and kill hundreds they lie in their news to do damage control, they have the biggest industry of bot services for people to falsify their numbers. There is not a single reason to trust the chinks on any stats they shit out.
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>>175757086
>replace chink with jew
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>>175756882
That and the advantage that his quick reactions give him doesn't mean as much against professional teams that coordinate and communicate better than the shitters he can dominate in his pub games. A few seconds out of position on slark in a pub game doesn't get you killed nearly as much as it will against a professional team, but he never fucking learns to play differently in pro games. He's gotta be a fucking idiot if he can't work out that he's the problem. He could be winning games instead of losing them but he keeps playing like his opponents are a squad of account buyers and memeing russians.
>>
Which pro players have u played with d2g?
Here's my list
>mss
>7uckingmad
>ixmike88
>arteezy
Out of all these 7uckingmad was an actual raging faggot with anger issues
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>>175757150
chinks are the jews of asia and there are very few jews in positions of power in china
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>>175756737
North America, South America, Australia, Europe, Africa, large parts of Asia

Twitch is the go-to site of /BASICALLY/ the entire world

>b-but china alone should easily have cute girl eating fish streamers sitting at 500k+ viewers while the most popular twitch streamers peak out at 50k on a very good day

get fucking real

but yeah all I have is a literal tweet from a guy with ties all over chinese esports who currently works for one of the chinese streaming sites.
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>>175757234
holy shit lmfao i played with/against all these guys myself (except RTZ) thanks to ixdl-O

its funny you mention 7ckingmad, i got into a game with him once and he literally ragequit after going like 0-3 with puck in like 10min

7ckingmad is a flamer everyone can confirm this
>>
Dota 2
>>
Dota fucking 2
>>
CLOSED TEST CLIENT HASN'T UPDATED IN 10 HOURS

PATCH TODAY
>>
does anybody has that screencap of that guy explain that peruvian kids have bad grammar because of bad school system and they quit games because they run of time in internet caffe?
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>>175757416
>>175757460
what?
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>>175757234
I guess Wagamagama and Draskyl don't count as pro so nobody.

I've only played against real pros in WC3TFT.
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>>175757251
>North America, South America, Australia, Europe, Africa, large parts of Asia

>Twitch is the go-to site of /BASICALLY/ the entire world


Ok? How much actual interest in watching other people play video games exists in these countries? baring in mind that most viewers from twitch peaks during eruopean hours, and drastically declines into NA hours for most game besides LoL

>>b-but china alone should easily have cute girl eating fish streamers sitting at 500k+ viewers while the most popular twitch streamers peak out at 50k on a very good day

You're literally saying 'this doesn't make sense to me, so I'm just going to deny it completely'

>but yeah all I have is a literal tweet from a guy with ties all over chinese esports who currently works for one of the chinese streaming sites.

i.e., a guy that can barely speak chinese, who 'works' for one of the streaming sites in a pretty minor job of the company

Notice how we always get sotries and shit from people like Jack the translator from the chink community, but mali LITERALLY has no idea what is going on in china most of the time?
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>>175757582
God I fucking hate subhuman third worlders, and the worst part is I'm one of them
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>>175756716
They should be banned for their item builds, i mean seriously, Ghost scepter Legion, BLADEMAIL OD, and NOT ONE FUCKING SILVER EDGE AGAINST TROLL AND TIMBERSAW, SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK I WANT TO GENOCIDE THOSE FUCKING RUSSIANS
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>>175757761
t. literal retard
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>>175757234
When I played solo que 2~ years ago i met like half the relevant cis pros ingames atleast once over a period of 2-3 weeks
stopped playing ranked for a while and now i dont really get pro players anymore, but I do get thrown in 6.5k-7k average matches so I'm sure theres a pro smurf here and there
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>>175757653
on subgames I bet ROFL
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>>175757537
Please be true.
>>
>grinding mmr
https://youtu.be/vp_Pcnsow5g?t=14s
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>>175758050
ghost legion is the appropriate way to deal with a lvl25 troll when you're underfarmed lategame and have a coordinated team behind you.
There were much bigger problems with that game.
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>>175756356
When someone uses "it's well known" is a flag for "this is my own assumption".
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>>175758087
sorry mate, next time I will just accept whatever some random says from 3 years ago as fact : ^ )

I have learnt my lesson, thank you anon.
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>>175758135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLlrZ6US9Cw
only the finest mmr grinding tunes to be found here
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>>175758094
U get matched with 7k mmr players? What's ur mmr?
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>>175758112
>Ever even considering subbing to Waga
I'd sooner end myself
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GOD
I
FUCKING
HATE
WEEBS
SO
FUCKIN
MUCJ
WHU
DO
THEY
RUING
FUCKING
EVERYING
GOD
WHY
CAN;T
I
DIE
ALREADY
PLEASE
LET
IT
ALL
END
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>>175758319
6.1k atm, highest average ive been in is 6.9k~ i think
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>>175758203
>ghost legion is appropriate
>a coordinated team behind you
rofl vp was anything but coordinated
If you wanted a "cannot act" ult from duel just fucking astral LC, literally a waste of an item slot because she still gets raped by timbersaw in ethereal
ahahahahah and alch actually gave that cocksucker the moonshard buff instead of the OD or Ench AHAHAHAHAHA MOONSHARD GHOST SCEPTER LEGION WITH 42 DUEL DAMAGE
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>>175758561
are you the only person here's that's above 6k
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>>175758561
Good fucking lord how you get this high?
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Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

also get in here, he's streaming
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>>175758640
I've played this game since wcIII dota and have played in amateur leagues in dota2
I have like 4k+ games
tfw I befriended people who never played hon/wcIII dota and they got 6k+ mmr within 4k games
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>>175756258
how THE FUCK do people get drugs?
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>>175756258
MoM Armlet Lycan
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>>175758769
Can u please confirm that if ur on bad behaviour u get matched with more game throwing baddies? I got 7 commends which is the highest I ever had and I seem to win a lot more now
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>>175748375
safelane support
>rushing BadStackOf40TPs
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>You now always lose 49 MMR for abandoning a game
>Everyone else who leaves will lose a normal amount of MMR, as already happens
>There is now no other penalty for abandoning a game
Now 99% of the incentive to feed is gone, leavers still get penalized, and "accidental" Internet outages can't result in LPQ.

Thoughts?
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What if the Water Spirit is able to change between solid, liquid and gaseous states and each state has it's own set of skills?
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>>175756445
Gullible.

5 million viewers in china alone for a game which has a global concurrent player record just over a million, and that was during an event.

There's as more people in Europe and North America with internet access than there are in China. Hundreds of millions more.

Dumb child willing to believe fairy tales from a Chinese door to door salesman.
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>>175745316
damn she ugly
>>
>EU west winrate
>49.43%
>EU east winrate
>57.45%

thanks for the MMR ruskis
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>>175758928
i have always had 9k5+ behaviour score when I've checked, and I usually have between 2-3 commends on my summary. never been above 3 reports or 4 reports I think, never been in lp
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>>175758609
what? i thought OD had the moonshard.
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>>175759056
>removing surrender queue
it's not a punishment if that's how you want to play the game. This way dota is more flexible to people's playstyles.
>>
>Goodbye cr1t, Welcome Bulba:

http://evilgenuises.gg/goodbye-cr1t-welcome-bulba

wtf? site seems to be down at the moment
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>>175759056
That's literally what Splatoon does. It's not a new concept. I'm pretty sure the only reason it hasn't happened is because Reddit wants leavers to literally go to hell, not realizing this creates feeding.>>175759494
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>>175759494
You don't get MMR to dickwave in LPQ though.
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>>175759534
NOOOOOOOO
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>175705496
i do vs bots
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>>175759212
you understand that dota is literally dead in the west outside of eastern europe?
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>>175759534
>onyx going to be a viable team again
0 problems with this if it wasn't so fake AND gay
>>
>>175759534
nice try but shit himself confirmed they're sticking
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>>175759534
This would have been hilarious if it were true. Doubt theyll swap anyone before TI tho.
>>
Watching envy play bristle is such a pain holy fucking shit
>>
hi devs, whats with razor.. he hasnt been viable since 6.60, why is that¿
>>
>>175759212
>global concurrent player record

Why bring up LITERALLY the most useless stat in existnece

>only 1 million players!

actually, there are over 12 million possible viewers for a dota event, based on the infinitely more relaxant stat of active monthly users

CS GO had like a million viewers for a major when it only had a peak concurrent of like 300k

>inb4 that's all fake too, just like the LoL numbers and everything ever
>>
>>175742927
Honestly, the only thing Conrad was guilty of was not putting himself out there in social media or videos or whatever enough so now people think he's just there because of connections.
Which is partly his fault because no-one knows what he's ever done to deserve a panel spot or how much he knows about the game or the scene. I saw him in dota videos all the time though, in the background with "the boys" with his Twitch hoodie and whatnot. I also saw that he's stacked with Aui a lot since their C9 days as well as other pros in the scene and still does so today so him playing with a TEE-EYE winner for years makes him automatically better than a lot of shitters on the panel
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>>175760208
To be fair, LoL does inflate their numbers, but it's still more popular.
>>
>>175760208
well as someone who has 1hour playtime on CSGO and has "watched" every major, yeah those numbers are kinds faked

You leave the stream muted in the background in the lowest quality for the drops. There are people who actually play the game and have dozens of smurfs that will set a twitch account for each smurf just for the expensive drops.
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>>175733576
i will never understand this
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PATCH
FUCKING
WHEN
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>>175760415
>>175760427


is there ANYTHING that isn't fake in esports/?

WHERE THE HOLOGRAMS FAKE?
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>Half a week since major ended
>No drama
>No tweets
>No update

Dota is dead
>>
Dota 2
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CHI LONG QUA Final Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuTJDi_8kLc&spfreload=10&ab_channel=ChiLongQua

End of era boys
>>
>>175757234
generally I dont know who I've played against unless theres like 50 comments on the dotabuff page saying something like "AMAZING RTZ PUB HIGHLIGHTS @ MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL" or something, but to my knowledge, the English speaking pros I've played with are:

EE
Aui_2000
Sing
Bone7
Puppey
RTZ
Zai
Cr1t
NoTail
7ckmad
The other french guy (the sven boar stun one)
Kebap
SexyBamboe
S4
Bulldog
EGM
Akke
w33
Misery
Black
Kuroky
Synderen
Pajkat
Arise
Trixi
Hanni

Same as you, 7ckmad was a raging assclown when he was on my team, the game after that I played against him and made him abandon :^)

I may have also played with Chuan and rOtk when they were in EU for one of the lans, and maybe a couple other Chinese players, but I wouldnt recognise their chinglish voices
>>
Dota fucking 2
>>
Explain how Drow Ranger wasn't literally built for breeding.
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>>175759112
Yes
>>
>>175760854
>>175757234
post dotabuff
>>
Hey icefraud I've got an ability idea for you:

>soul link
[Hero] links a target enemy or ally hero with themselves for a short duration. If it is an enemy hero, the enemy receives all damage and debuffs (including stun etc) [hero] receives. If it is an ally, they receive all buffs (basically anything with a buff icon, meaning shallow grave works etc) and healing [hero] receives. Pre-existing buffs/debuffs are shared upon cast, and do not get refreshed durations. Aghs allows casting while disabled and reduces cooldown. 5/7/9 duration.

There, a counter to le epic aoe disable teamfight ulti faggotry.
>>
>>175760996
real drow has a nigger face
>>
>>175760996
She's blue and she's an elf.
Elves are made for abuse, not for mating.
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>>175761080
lol
>>
>>175760835
already paid respects
>>
>>175761087
>Soul Link the enemy carry
>Win teamfight
Wow, so hard.
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>>175761087
l-link like in s-sex?
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>>175757234
never, my third world country do not have pros
>>
>As we were fast approaching the reveal of patch 7.00 and Monkey King, 4chan had posted 'leaks' about the 7.00 update (unfortunately I can not find any images of said leaks so your just going to have to trust me on this). Contained within said leaks were Monkey King, the addition of talents and the most far fetched of all; a 4th Attribute. Now for the sake of keeping things simple lets call this possible new attribute 'Mystic' and assign it the colour purple (I get to why soon).

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/69035c/theory_ti7_the_4th_spirit_the_4th_attribute/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=DotA2

>the wisdom shitposter made it to reddit
>>
>>175760835
why do people like this faggot?
>>
>>175761235
It's almost like there's an item for carries to buy which prevents them getting demolished by harmful spells, and another spherical item which prevents single target spells, and so like always it becomes a game of those two factors trying to beat the other by finding a good opportunity.

:thinking:
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>>175761316
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>>175761389
>Level 6 is just as easy to get as a 4000 gold defensive item
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>Puppey talking shit about Envy on Sing's stream because Midone left his discord on while afk
>>
>>175761316
When will this fourth attribute meme die?
>>
>>175761492
>carries decide who wins the game at level 6
Don't reply to me again 2k shitter.
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>>175761320
because he doest care about karma
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>>175761087
Literally the worst idea I've ever heard and I once suggested there should be a hero with only one ability in his ultimate, which instantly kills any hero and kills the user too.
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>>175761316
WHY DOES REDDIT KEEPS ON STEALING OUR MEMES AND GET ALL THE GLORY THIS ISN'T FAIR THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR
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>>175761503
anybody record it lad?
>>
>>175761635
>I'm such a retard I suggested this retarded as fuck idea, and so me being retarded actually gives me credibility to judge others
What next, death row criminals should be judges in a court of law? Don't reply to me again.
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>>175761503
link
>>
>>175761087
lets un-shitify this spell

>swap heroes with an enemy target for 25 seconds, but keep your items
>>
@175761761
>trying to bait me for a free (you)
Yeah not happening nerd lmao.
>>
>>175761316
>4th attribute not coming with 7.00
yeah nice try fag
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>>175761805
>target enemy carry
>nothing happens if the hero is also a carry, if it is a support then you're a carry with support items and they get a support with carry items, and you will lose the fight because carries need carry items while supports just get better with carry items
Must be retard power hour or something, fuck I'm outta here.
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>>175761316
>mystic
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>>175761320
underages
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>>175762078
aghs upgrade

>you keep the enemy hero if they die during the duration, you then fully swap heroes for the rest of the game / until they ult and kill you back
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>>175762365
>>175762365
>>175762365
benis
>>
How do you check behavior score?
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>>175759494
But I want to surrender in games where other "people" do not want to surrender.
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>>175703463
>People are already editing it
That commission was worth every penny
Can't wait to see more and hopefully used as a OP one day
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>>175761091
>>175761109
DELETE BOTH OF THESE POSTS SHES HUMAN!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE CHECK THE LORE SHES NOT EVEN AN ELF OR DROW.
SHES NOT BLACK EITHER
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>>175755362
R34 where?
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>>175756342
Eul&lol
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>>175769887
Wake up, she loves the watermelon.
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