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Beyond your comprehension edition

>Warhammer II
http://store.steampowered.com/app/594570/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXxe897bW-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WW1Nc537g
>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>FAQs and General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

post your campaigns fags

previous thread >>175568372
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>>175673886
Threadly Reminder that Nagash Was Weak
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Second for ASININE MORTAL
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Threadly reminder that all good vampires have noses and smooth, aerodynamic heads.
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>>175674007
>talking shit about muh boi
As expected from a bald failure
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6th for Prussia>Russia
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>>175673886
>Dragon Prince (Female) Edition
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>>175674120
Who could be behind this post?
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>"You not gonna play the Reddit Rats, are you, Anon?"
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>>175674271
>I DON'T WANT TO PLAY REDDIT RATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hopefully we don't have to sit through another round of Arch viewers ITT
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>>175674196

I want to play with her hair
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>>175674271
i have Seraphon army book so guess who i am gonna play
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>>175674196
Yeah, it is pretty obvious they're doing the Glade Lord thing, making the generic lord available in both sexes, which isn't exactly out there because the High Elves have female warriors and plenty of examples of heroes and leaders from lore.

But autism will find a way to get buttmad, even though if they really want, they can only recruit Male HE Lords and never have to worry about it at all.
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>>175674196
I don't get what's wrong with this picture.
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Hopefully we don't have to sit through another round of youtuber viewers ITT
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>>175674516
I though it shits on lore. Isn't that what the green text guy kept saying?
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>>175674196
>tfw i hate this because its not lore accurate and its literally influenced by sjw politics
>tfw i always put female and male elves fighting together because it plays into the male elves are faggot cucks meme and gives an explanation for the slow birthrate/dying race meme since they have their baby makers dying all the time
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SKINKS
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Adopt a pet rat today.
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>>175674789
Seek help
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>>175674196
>ankle level skirt
>leave armpits nude

What did they mean by this lewdness. Also why is that elven body so stocky, they're not supposed to be fat leftist women with not tits.
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>>175674731
Nah, it shits on TT, where they never had a model, but there examples from some of the Fantasy Flight stuff and from the books, extended lore, etc of specific High Elven ladies taking up arms. (Also, an actual TT unit, the Sisters of Avelorn, exists, and there was an old HQ choice whom were Alarielle's handmaidens who were warrior-mages)

And, also, GW has to sign off on everything CA does, so this has their blessing. This is the new lore, buttmad autists just don't want to accept it for their own reasons.
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>>175674196
I'd let her command my missile troops, if you know what I mean.
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In case the Anon that asked me didn't catch my reply in the last thread, or someone else is interested, here is the campaign map improvement mod that I was using:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=873964498

Tones down on the fog and makes some lightning changes.
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>>175675078
I don't know what you mean, please elaborate.
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>>175675083

Vanilla.
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>>175675036
All the elven bimbo sloots made for breeding aren't going to war, they are sun bathing nude on their stupid island and you'll have to get the Brayherd over the water to do what must be done.
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>>175674196

Why is she so fat? Elves are slim
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>>175674789
>its not lore accurate
Are you fcuking retarded?

Every High, Wood or Dark Elf army book since roughly 1995 stated that in war, the Elves as a whole do not give a fuck about gender when war calls.
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>>175674789
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So is the combined world map confirmed to likely be a disappointment now?
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>>175675634
I want to WAAAGH those elves
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>>175675083
ty mate
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>>175674731
In all reality it reaaally doesn't shit on the lore at all. In the old days the Everqueen was not a fucking figurehead at all, and basically had her own equivalent to the phoenix guard. The "stay at home mother/breeders" meme doesn't work either, because they get the majority of said breeding in the early days of their marriages (which can last hundreds of years), and the child quickly grows into adulthood given that time span, all things considered. GW are just cheap and never made and female models for them after the handmaidens, until the sisters of averlorn, so anything newer that says "high elves are sexist" basically equals "GW wants your neckbeard cash at lot costs".

The reason GW didn't neglect the females of the other races is basically because hippie elves and BDSM dominatrixes require very little effort to think of.

>>175674789
The "high elf race is dying" meme has never gotten a good explanation cuck, so stop your reddit enclave /r9k/.
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>>175675650
Why?

I haven't been keeping up with this game.
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Can we all agree the very last DLC for TW3 will add Nagash, Sigmar reincarnated, the Phoenix King, King Glombrindal, Ulric reincarnated and Archaon final form?
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>>175675921
*low costs

Class is coming up on my ass, so I was a bit rushed to spell/grammar check everything.
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>>175675650
They said that the Old War map will be the same in the combined map as it is now, with the New World map losing some of its peripheral provinces. I would say that's already more than I thought we might get.
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>>175675632
But you see anon, cucks don't care about taking GW's dick up the ass when it benefits their bitching.
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>>175675634
>WoW
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>>175676027
and Goku SSJ3
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Any officers/banner carriers/musician mods that anyone would recommend?
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>>175676027
Don't forget Skarsnik (Champion of Mork) (No Gobbla)
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>>175676027
at this point just go AoS, i wouldn't mind
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>>175674789
didn't they do this for the WE though? and does it go against lore? have the princesses never fought/worn armor?

what are your thoughts on these >>175675059 >>175675921 posts on the subject?
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>>175676816
>Skarsnik (Champion of Mork) (No Gobbla)
(shielded) (halberds) (bardong) (Warlord) (of) (8) (Peaks)
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>>175676027
sounds possible
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>>175676928
Please just go to the last thread and read about it. Neither side will concede anything, so it will just result in more shit posting.

I just want to talk about Total War man
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>>175677084
Why haven't you done an Elector Count of Sylvania playthrough?
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Why VC has no shielded skelly halberdiers?
They are in VC army book.
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How do Cygors handle melee? With Beastmen I don't always have situations where artillery makes sense, but if the Cygor can do double duty...
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>>175675749
I feel the same, that pic just makes me want to go KRUMPIN' AN' STOMPIN' 'EM.
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>>175677315
no, there are not
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>>175677315
>halberd & shield
How? I thought halberds were only used with two hands, not one handing with a shield.
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>>175677581
> Skeleton Champion

Why the fuck isn't this in game?
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>>175677581
That reminds me, is there any Warhammer lore regarding Giant Skellingtons?
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>>175677581
I misread, it was Grave Guard with shields and halberds (which we don't have as well)
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>>175677610
You used to be able to get halberds+shield but you only got the bonus armor against missiles, not in melee
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>>175677785
Isn't that a KANGZ unit?
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>>175677785
Tomb Kangz have giant skellingtons
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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>175677820
strike 2, last warning bud

>>175677672
they are not nearly as cool as they sound
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>>175677935
*worst elf
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>>175677935
Sloot elf, more like
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>>175676430
And Dark Ronald McDonald
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>>175677935
Your waifu a shit
>>175674196 is better and cuter.
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>>175677820

>Grave Guard with shields and halberds

You're not even trying now, units on the tabletop can't use both a halberd and a shield at the same time.
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>>175677581
> Champions, Musicians, and Standard Bearers are not added to a unit as they gain veterancy

I fucking hate CA sometimes
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Delfs are so sexy.
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>>175677839
Probably because they strap the shield to their arm while holding the halberd in two arms while in combat.

Not sure if that has been a thing in real life. Maybe really small shields if you didn't have the armor.
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>>175677960
>strike 2, last warning bud
bullshit, here's the proof.
Straight outta my army book
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>>175678194
Don't drink yourself to death just yet hombre, they might add in the nuanced stuff for WH2 :'D
A-and update the old factions with the good stuff ha-hha :''''D
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>>175677785

Tomb kangz Bone giants
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Whaats the difference between Counts undead and Tomb Kings undead?
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>>175678295
>not 8th
which is clearly the edition they are basing everything off of for everything

not like VC need more options
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>>175678198

Best elves.
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>>175678530
Counts undead is just a husk filled with magic, Kings undead has a small amount of their actual soul left
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>>175678530
Tomb Kangz are sentient

Vampire Count undead are slaves to vamps and necromancers
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>>175675921
>>175674939
>>175674789

i mean i do it with other settings, not high eleves because they were the rare example of hardcore badass tolkien elves, until recently anyway. now they are typical generic cuck elves who are jealous of the BHC
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>>175678420
Say a Vampire Count slays a giant, can he revivify it into a Zombie Giant / Skelegiant?
What are the rules of Vampire Count necromancies anyway?
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>>175678578
You just know she enjoys taking it up the bumpipe
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>>175678530
one is a puppet on a string, the other is a soul bound to a skelly or statures sometimes

Major things are:

There can only be a finite number of TK skellies since there are only so many souls

A TK skelly will remember a little bit about who he is. The more important the person, the more he will remember because of more resources, rituals, and techniques to keep them intact.

TK can have archers that are guided by of their gods

Both fall apart without the magic to keep em going
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>>175678816
>What are the rules of Vampire Count necromancies anyway?
Purely power of Vamp/Necro, the more powerful, the bigger things he can revive.
Like zombie dragons etc.
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>>175677935
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>>175678668
>>175678635
If Tomb Kangz units are sentient and ancient, how do they replenish?

Does it mean a KANGZ combined army size has a hard limit that diminishes with each soldier killed?
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>>175677378
good enough, they are not a giant by any means but they will fuck shit up
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>>175678927

Oh yes. And giving it to someones bumpipe, too.
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>>175674271

> Tips ratdora.
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>>175679046
>Does it mean a KANGZ combined army size has a hard limit that diminishes with each soldier killed?
kinda yeah
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>>175673886
>people took the time to mod this
good work anon, here's your (you)
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>>175679046

Kangz are far less limited in number than any of the living races.

They only have all the adult of fighting age that are currently alive.

To start running out of soldiers the Kangz would have to work through every soldier that was alive throughout the entire course of the Nehekharan civilization.
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>>175679260
>>175679156
Kangz also use every preserved citizen of fighting age, so technically the Tombies also have mixed regiments.


Just wanted to give the resident autist something else to bitch about
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>>175678668
>Tomb Kangz are sentient
So are wight kings
and grave guard
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>>175679429
>and grave guard
really?
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>>175678721
Seek
Help
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>>175679398
Sorry anon but we are all the same skeletons deep inside
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>>175679429
Difference being Kang troops which used to be human aren't slaves and serve willingly.

Wight Kings and Grave Guard can also be made from any dead forces, unlike the forces of the Kanghanate
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>>175679572
Grave guard are wights and therefore sentient
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>>175679610
for what? what are you even trying to say? that me having an idea about lore while in a thread about a fantasy setting is odd?

how much of a cunt nigger do you have to be to take offense at that? youre the type of people who ruins games. typical sjw mentality

>everything about this game has to be changed to match my opinions!
>but anon you dont even like the setting or play it
>REEEEEE IT DOESNT MATTER SUBMIT TO ME AND PANDER TO ME NOOOOOW SHITLORD

literally the reason women and liberals
shouldn't be allowed in any gaming group or community
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>>175679776
The peasants of Sylvania March with the undead though

Willingly
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>>175680117
dont bother talking to dumb kangz posters. they are the IG fans of fantay
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>>175679993
Request Assistance
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Rock the... boat?
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>>175680252
go suck nigger dick
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>>175674196
>Wood Elves don't have black eyes and look creepy/alien like in Vermintide
>High Elves have glowing eyes and look alien

What did CA mean by this?
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>>175679993
Please go away
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>>175680423
fuck off reddit cuck faggot. you think youre down boating me or some shit?
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is everyone on WH running an AMD card?
nvidia card is high end, mid end processor and i rarely get 60 fps anytime on the campaign map

battles are smooth though
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>>175680495
Please go be autistic about this garbage somewhere else
It's not like CA will witness your shitfit here and remove all female characters
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>>175679429
Wight kings, grave guard and black knights preserve some element of their skill and knowledge they had in life, how ever they're still essentially glorified golems/puppets with regard to how sentient and independent they are, the tomb kings are sentient because they were sort of dabbling in necromancy all thanks to the one thing the living Settra the imperishable couldn't beat,death by old age, hence when Nagash cast his spell to kill everything in Nehekhara and then raise it back up as undead the priests, elite warriors, rich merchants, and kings and queens of course came back if not fully sentient at least partially sentient, the commoners how ever are you're bog standard skeletons so fully expect CA to recycle animations for them, also since becoming undead the tomb kings do practice necromancy(albeit a different lore then what the VC use) so they can certainly refill their ranks with typical skeletons as they see fit. That's my understanding of it anyways.
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>>175680576

Nvidia here, using a 970 and a i7-4790K. I get mostly 60 with high-ultra settings and huge units. It does drop frames noticeably when more than three armies with a large number of units are on the field, though it's only ever crashed once.
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>>175680598
who said anything about removing all females?

it literally had nothing to do with sex. youre just trying to make it about it so you can screach buzzwords and talking points you picked up on a comedy central show

youre a brainless fucking bitch who trys to win arguments you don't like with strawmen
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>>175680819
Wight Kings are definitely fully sentient.
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I want dark elf sympathizers and slaves to leave.
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>>175680889
>screach buzzwords
>meanwhile calling everyone reddit and a cuck

You need to go back
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>>175679993
Is this the power of /r9kpol/?
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>>175680891
still dominated through magic to be slaves, just like Krell is to Kemmler

if you can't control your actions what difference is there to being a straight puppet?
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Any Third Age/Divide and Conquer players here?

Is there ANY possibility of making Warhammer moddable to get Lord of the Rings mod or any possibility of official Lord of the Rings/Hobbit Total War on Games Workshop or else licence?

I played DaC but compared to new Warhammer is just so old and limited by it's 2006 engine

I mean it's a huge ammount of work and I adore it, but it's only a Medieval II mod and it will always be only a M2 mod.

What I dream of is Lord of the Rings Total War with modern game mechanics/graphics - will we ever get it?
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>>175679993
/r9k/ is a mental illness.
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>>175681406

>What I dream of is Lord of the Rings Total War with modern game mechanics/graphics - will we ever get it?

Maybe when Christopher Tolkien dies, if LOTR ends up getting really commercialized, which it probably will.
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>>175681406
Battle for MIddle Earth 2 bro, won't get anything better than this
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>>175681406
WB games has the LOTR license for games, and I doubt the Tolkien estate will be handing out any licenses that aren't very expensive at this point
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>>175681406
Unless CA starts letting people import custom assets I don't see any way people are going to make anything besides Warhammer. Also why modern mechanics? I personally like m2, the only that that brings it down is the awful vanilla AI.
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>>175681691
it's just simple minded RTS without the Total War epicness

War of the Ring mode was decent, but not really complicated for a strategy game

>>175681684
>>175681698
shit
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>>175681684
>Maybe when Christopher Tolkien dies, if LOTR ends up getting really commercialized, which it probably will.
free use kicks in like 80 years after creator's death and if no family wants the property. I don't see this happening.

We have free use over Cthulhu mythos but Lovecraft died like 1937
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>>175681885

>Implying any of Tolkien's family cares about it 1/100th as much as Christopher does.

Christopher cares about his dad's work far more than he does about money at this point.

But the rest of them?
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>>175681324
delete this
kemmler and krell are GOOD FRIENDS
OLD FRIENDS
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>>175679642
Female skeletons are weaker than male skeletons
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>>175681810
>why modern mechanics
- abysmal pathfinding/unit collision problems
- impassable mountain terrain generation problems
- autoresolved naval battles
- also AI
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>>175676081
I'm still not entirely clear what the bounds of the New World map is going to be. Is it notAfrica or notSouthAmerica? Or is it both? What would the peripheral provinces be?
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>>175682736
Pontus
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>>175682896
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>>175682736

Lustria, Naggaroth and Ulthuan, I think.
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>>175678420
inb4 Bone Giant bites someone's head off and somehow eats it
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>>175682736
The New World map is Southlands, Nehekhara, Ulthuan, Lustria and Naggaroth and the land of chill

When they make the combined campaign they will have nehekhara, ulthuan, the parts of lustria that matter and the parts of naggaroth that matter and the land of chill.

Outlying ruins and various poorly fleshed out border provinces in the western and southern parts of the new world will be cut off, also the southlands will be cut off so no zitatlan for the combined map
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>>175683074
we are going to get Nippon with Shogun 2 units in Warhammer III right?
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>>175682727
I guess I'm not bothered by most of those things
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>>175683080
>you see the severed head fall through its jaw and tumble down inside the ribcage like a pachinko machine
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>>175683353
Ha ha no
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>>175675083
>Eventually this will be a complete overhaul which changes textures and some of the more annoying aspects of the campaign map (looking at you skulls).
>annoying
>skulls

Fuck this guy. Skulls occuring naturally as rock formations are lore-accurate (or as close to lore-accurate as you can get). There's basically skulls everywhere in Warhammer. You try to dig a ditch, you need to get through a geological layer of skulls (for proof see the Citadel Realm of Battle gameboard). Large rock skulls can be seen on such scenery pieces as Skullvane Manse or the Magewrath Throne arcane fulcrum. And he even said he's not going to make any variants of this mod. Fuck, well, it's good for now, but I'll probably need to drop it if it ever gets close to finished.
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I want to _____ wood elves!
I want to _____ high elves!
I want to _____ dark elves!
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>>175683714
I want to fuck wood elves
I want to marry high elves
I want to kill dark elves
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>>175683714
KILL
MAIM
BURN
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>>175679993
I think you're the cuck boy.
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>>175683714
KRUMP
FOIGHT
SMASH

WAAAAGH
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>>175683714
Genocide
Genocide
Genocide
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>>175683768
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>>175683353
Cathay, Nippon, Ind, Khuresh and that whole region never really got touched on, never had army books

some lore and merc units, sure, but nothing past that

So I'm hoping that maybe there might be a ronin Samurai hero mercenary available in the future, or something like that, but I'm not getting my hopes up
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>>175681406
I am waiting for DaC 2.0

new Harad campaign scripts look outrageously good
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>>175684000
Cathay = China
Ind = India
Nippon = Japan (it even means Japan in their language)
Khuresh = Khmer/Thai Empire

I hope they are going to include them as human nations with far-eastern/asian units

would kill for being allowed to fight armies composed of indian elephants/samurai with fantasy ogre/orc/elf etc. armies
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>Love nature themed stuff
>hate playstyle of Wood Elves
Why is fate so cruel to me, what do i do bros?
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>>175684409
Play Beastmemes
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>>175684409
What don't you like about Wood Krellves?
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>>175684409
Play trees then
Dryads/treekin/treemen/dragons, branchwraith heroes, etc.
No need to even touch the knife-ears
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>>175684409
Beastmen are as natural as it gets
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>Skarsnik
>got undeground ambushed by Angrund
>got fucked
>all left is unbreakable Squig Hoppers
>killed all dwarf ranged
>they can't catch me
Time run around until timer ends :^)
No win for fucking midgets

SCHEMES
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>>175684529
The are very weak in melee (as in staying power, not counting tree kin) and i hate microing archers
>>175684505
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>>175685449
That is brutally cunning anon.
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>>175685449
>45 minutes of endless kiting
you might as well kill yourself while you are at it
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>>175685449
D E V I L I S H
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>>175684505
>>175685273
I hate horde mechanic though
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>>175685912
Beastmemes are one of the very few horde factions done right in total war.
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>>175685735
>what is fast forward time
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>>175685273
*unnatural
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>>175686059
>11.2 minutes of endless kiting
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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>>175686235
>>175685809
>>175685697
25 MORE MINUTES
NO WIN FOR STUNTIES
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>>175685912
Well anon, settlements are unnatural, so make up your mind
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>>175686015
Tanukhids the best
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A histfag is a man who is easily satisfied by the mere sight of plumed helmets and lamellar armour. A hammerfag, however, desires a complete experience from his game as per the rich lore and comfy set-pieces of WHFB. For the histfag is interested solely in putting himself in the shoes of a great historical figure and the vicarious pleasure of recreating their incomparable feats, now played out against poorly written computer scripts; the Warhammer man, in contrast, is an art lover who will not rest until he is fighting Chimaeras in the impassable Vaults, fighting off beastmen in the spiderwebbed passages of the Drakwald, and holding stoutly with his clan on a mountain peak against the onslaught from below. The warhammer acolyte seeks not the means to 'minmax' his 'stack', but a living world of myth and adventure where mankind's unfortunate historical stumbling in the dark is elevated and recombined into an ideal form, which each faction's unique attributes and topology contributing to the glorious whole. In short, the leap in expectations re depth of concept and totality of artwork from homo histrectus to homo hammersapiens is more than the designer is willing to account for, and now, if ever, is the time for them to set things right and acknowledge the evolutionary step that the series has taken in seeking out a new, more fully alive audience.
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>>175678161
>stuck up HElf princess
>better
She'd never do anything kinky.
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Get Scheme'd stuntyfags.
Bring cavalry next time :^)
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>>175686993
Yeah and Morathi would fucking cut you're balls off. Thats kinky to her.
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>>175687127
>Bring cavalry next time
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>>175687127
disgusting just absolutely abhorrent
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>>175686993
> Not wanting a Tsundere Helf waifu princess who was never high enough priority to be put into tabletop and is always overcompensating to prove herself.

I just can't anon. I cannot fathom the shit tastes.
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>>175687245
Do i smell a stunty?
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>>175687135
This superior waifu would allow you to help her slay a sea dragon, bathe with you to wash off the stinking slime and then surrender to your every whim in her private chambers.
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>>175687414
>and then surrender to your every whim in her private chambers.
Are we still talking about Dark Elves, here?
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>>175687414
>DE
>surrender to your every whim in her private chambers
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>>175687414

>then surrender to your every whim in her private chambers.

That's what the other two elves are for, if she's not bringing out the chains and whips, what is the point?
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>>175685273
>spawn of chaos
>natural
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>>175681324
Wights are described as having Kha, Khaibit, Ka, Ren, Sekhem and a fragment of Ab as per pic related.

So they can reason but have no emotion, they have a rudimentary conscience and a sense of self.
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>>175686187
>>175687816
If we get right down to it, most life in Warhammer is "unnatural" given that it was created by the Old Ones. Basically the only thing in Warhammer not created by the Old Ones are dragons. Humans in earlier editions, too, but I think that's been mostly retconned.
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>>175679180
Thanks, anon. If anyone actually wants this crime against nature, you can grab it here: https://pastebin.com/RGbfbapp

No, I'm still not putting it on the Workshop.

>>175683353
I wish.

>>175684000
They do act as mercs
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>>175687698
>>175687723
>>175687745
>implying she wouldn't threaten you with horrific mutilation and torture if you reveal her secret fetish for cuddling and hand-holding
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>>175687212
time to abandon shitty temporal base and go for EIGHT PEAKS
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>>175687414
>DE waifu that's abrasive and harsh in public but then lovey dovey when ye are in private

gib
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>>175674789
>>175674196
>>175675634

the only sexual difference between male and female elves is that females have bigger penises

if you cant handle that go back to pol and rk9
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>>175688048
Anything Chaos, Vampires included, are about as unnatural as it gets. Magic is unnatural. Morrslieb is super unnatural. Chaos came from places far away from the Old Ones. The Old Ones were natural... probably.
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>>175687127
>60 minutes of waiting with no losses
Outschemed racelet
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>>175688349
But the Old Ones were aliens, that's unnatural.
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>>175688048
Dragons, Dragon Ogres, Thundertusks and Stegadons are all confirmed to exist pre-Old Ones.
If we take Drachenfels as canon there were primitive hominids that were the ancestors of Humans.
Presumably most of the normal wildlife existed.
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>>175688423
Here you can see stunties wasting their time while i go for 8P

SCHEMES
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>>175688461
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>>175688461
Aliens are pretty natural in that they probably originated in nature somewhere, chaos is by definition unnatural.
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>>175688101
Would have liked to have seen more monsters and whatnot. Was there ever a lore of magic specifically for Nippon? Lore of the Sun or something?
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Interesting Campaigns to play

>Literal Vampire Counts. Become Vassasls of the Empire
>Norscan Waaaaggh. Disregard Badlands. Raid your way north and butt fuck Chaos
>Mousillon
>Beasts of Order. Rape the greenskins, counts, and chaos
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>>175688101
make a compilation of these and post them periodically on /twg/ to harvest (you)
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>>175688126
>cuddling and hand-holding
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>>175688784
How do you become a vassal to another faction?
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>>175686374
You still get your entire army wiped out by being caught on the underway you sad pitiful piece of shit
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>>175678264

pikemen would strap shields to their arms since pikes required two hands
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>>175689070
i actually ran away so you are wrong you humongous piece of fag
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>>175688776
That image there is almost everything on Nippon that's strictly canon. There is, however, a "lost" WFRP book that GamesWorkshop never published which can be used to represent Nippon (here known as Yamato) and contains a wealth of information on the people, culture, monsters, and magic. If you're a historyfag, the book is basically Shogun 2 with fantasy elements.

It's missing some parts but you can grab that here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B63rIuFhh29eZWNkMGIyMzEtYWViYi00M2Q4LWE5MjgtOGIyYTU1Njg2ZmIw/view
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>>175688625
>chaos is by definition unnatural.
You what? Chaos is the only natural thing that exists, anon, it's the arrow of time.

Everything rots and dies - Nurgle's a happy lad
Everything changes because that's anything can really do in the first place - Tzeentch cackles and acts like it was all his idea to begin with

The other two are things that perpetually exist in the Warhammer world - violence and excess - but Nurgle and Tzeentch would be laughing it up together in any world that harbours life.
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>>175689702
The creations of the Chaos Gods are, however, not natural. The forces they represent are very natural, but not how they manifest.
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>>175689461
>Kitsune (Fox Folk)
Oh dear god no
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>>175690101
Kitsunippon Faux Folken Fellbladeers (Bladed Throwing Bucklers) [Mounted Monstrous Cavalry]
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>>175689702
You're thinking of 40k anon.

Chaos isn't a reflection of all sapient feelings in Fantasy. It's a generic corrupting force. Not much to it really
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>the emperors eye khazrak the one-eye (trollhammer torpedoes)
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>Skarsnik legendary
>turn 68
>no 8P
>Dwarfs caught up
this is how my campaign ends doesn't it?
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>>175692265
Run as fast as your little gobbo legs can carry you, and see if anyone is open to confederate to buy you time
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>>175692361
actually Thorgrim and Ungrim stacks got shat on because i ambushed them, lol
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What's the best translations of Meditations, /twg/?
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SUMMON THE ASININE MORTAL COUNTS
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>>175693131
Mancuck detected.
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>>175683841
Blood of the Blood God!!
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>>175683714
kneel before and worship
service the carnal desires of
>do I even need to say
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>>175693131
ARE YOU A GOD?
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>>175693873
you mork?
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>Skarsnik legendary
>86 turns to get Karak 8P
Should i abandon the campaign?
This is really tedious and unfun
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>>175694126
>playing shitelands as goborcs ever on vh+
i'd seppuku tbqh senpai
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>>175694034
>>175693873
Can you even comprehend?
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>>175689048
Can't you offer to become a vassal in a war?
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>>175694254
i mean, i stabilised now and probably will win but is it really worth my sanity to continue
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>>175694610
Just play games to have fun Anon. Don't sweat e-peen measuring or achievement hunting.
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>>175694573
I thought that was a demand only, I'll have to check it out.
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>>175694678
>Don't sweat e-peen measuring or achievement hunting.
but then how will i give my life a meaning ;_;
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>>175678295
getting shrekt 3 times in a row haha
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>>175694126
As crooked moon, I only ever bother to take a couple provinces (karak azul and karak 8 peaks probably) and then go around the world fighting whatever I want, while the other greenskins factions handle the map painting for me
It's pretty fun to send stacks up north to mess with chaos, vampires, empire, bretonnia, wood elves, whatever, while having no real threat to yourself
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>>175678167
lizardmen temple guard have halberds and shields but only use the shield when being shot at by shooting and magic, in close combat they dont get to use them but they do have both
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>>175694684
>>175694573
You can't you can only demand the AI to become your vassal.
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>>175694992
that's a fact though, being earlier edition doesn't mean it's invalid
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>unit size bug means that the game keeps resetting the unit size to large every time I launch it
>ca made it so you can't change unit size mid-campaign

gg ca

at least you don't get half a steam tank or some bullshit like that so Panzer Division Gelt is still a thing
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>>175674789
The reason of the birthrate/dying race is literally for being faggot who allow baby makers go to war and die.

So is lore accurate
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>close

also
>that army
wtf was my opponent thinking
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>>175695357

It does though.

When a new edition is released it renders the rules of the previous editions literally no longer valid.

There is probably not a more direct and literal use for the word "invalid" than this.
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>>175695474
>le dark elf birthrates are higher than high elf birthrates

Try again triggered bitch.
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>>175695698
>birth rate of a sex-obsessed deviant race of dominatrices is higher than that of their prude relatives

also how many of those babies are born and then immediately beheaded, flayed, and turned into witch elf moisturizer?
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>>175695698
What do you think taking slaves is for besides labor?
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>>175695357
>being earlier edition doesn't mean it's invalid
haha this level of denial
you could not be any more wrong
especially since tww is based on 8th
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>>175696183
whatever mate, go stroke your dick to that thought or something
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>>175688625
Has chaos existed since the beginning of time in warhammer , or are they just gods that formed from the machinations of mortal races like Sigmar, but their power level snowballed from existing for millions of years. Why is there no "order" gods, that compete among each other to see who can make the universe more peaceful and pleasant
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>>175695874
Obviously enough for them to have a stable population? I mean, Naggoroth isn't Commorragh for fuck's sake, and they aren't shrinking like the high elves are.

Also, I don't know if you got the memo, but "dominatrixes" aren't really prone to fucking breading.

>>175695914
If you are trying to say the population of dark elf society adds the slave population to the number, sure, I've heard it claimed before. Otherwise it's nonsense, as a Dark Elf would never copulate with a human for procreation.

>>175696183
From a lore sense? Not really, though tabletop wise it is invalid obviously.
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>>175686374
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>175696495
Dark Eldar fugg their slaves tho.
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>>175696607
I am talking about the "stab every eldar you see walking next to you on the street" portion of Commorragh, which is a feature prone to dramatically reducing population, though is kept in check with Dark Elf "bottle babies".
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>>175696539
SCHEMES
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>>175696439
Because thats hardly cool or metal and the warhammer universe exists to be cool and metal.
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>>175696439
The "order" gods are the ones that formed on the planet(Ulric, Myrmidia, Asuryan, Morr, Sigmar etc.) or in the case of 40k through the various religions of the extant races except for mankind because the emperor is a fedora tipper who only lives because they believe in him but he doesn't have the balls to seize power because "muh, atheism", but I digress as far as the order gods thing in WHFB is concerned that's each races respective gods for lizardmen it's the Old Ones featuring Sotek snake god of rat hate, for humans it's Sigmar, Ulric, Shallya, Myrmidia, and some others that are irrelevant, elves get Asuryan, Khaine elven god of war, murder, jealousy, and being giant prick who ruins everything and let chaos into the world in the first place, Lileath who becomes a death goddess during endtimes and some others that aren't important.
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>>175696439
there were chaos gods of law before that didn't get fleshed out, which I don't mind much
Keeps things simple enough
Alluminas is referenced in game by light wizards which is about the most you'll get
>>
Will we ever get bonedaddy?
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>>175697915
No, he's a fag.
>>
>stacking rune buffs to get 90 armor slayers, 185 armor longbeard, and 210 armor lords/ironbreakers

BY VALAYA
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>>175697973
Wouldn't giving armor to slayers constitute a grudge?
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>>175696439
Oh, and greenskin gods is Gork 'n' Mork(Mork 'n' Gork?), dwarfs are Gungni Grimnir and Vallaya(not sure about the spelling on that), and Bretonnians unwittingly worship Lileath who wisely judged the elves too shit to defend her so she played a prank on them to make them think she's a human god of a lake. Tomb Kings have their own Death god that during the endtimes loses an anime battle with Nagash and gets eaten, Ogres worship the concept of hunger it self, personified as a giant meteoroid mouth crater thing north of Cathay, and that's about it I think.
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>

I was trying to do a meme fire-based dwarf build, but got out-memed
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Lmaoing @ dwarfs

Did i do good bros?
also my stack wasn't full health when fight started, my gobbos were 90%-ish
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everytime I play out a battle with Thorgrim on VH, I get the fearful trait. I have him in combat slaying bodies, I win the battle without him running, yet he gets the trait. If I save s cum and autoresolve he doesn't get the trait, and this is two battles in a row I've had to do it on.
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>>175699856
They'll just RoR you again next turn.
nothin personnel, gobbo ;^)
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>>175699856
>ror spam
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>>175698396
>>175697470

But why are the mortals so shit? Ulric gets killed by an elf, Sigmar himself lost to Archaon, The elf gods are the most inept, petty losers that exist, "the lady" is just some manipulative bitch who wants the brettonians to be slave warriors for her shitty heaven realm "that gets raped by chaos anyway." The dwarf gods do fuck all etc. Only Gork and Mork show up and kick ass. TL;DR Gork an Mork > all other gods
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>>175700036
you mean me? bruh i am gobbos, i need gobbo units, and i barely have 1 province atm
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>>175699856
That's some good stabbing, that is.
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>>175700057
because the end times is a joke and meant to be irritating and insulting as a fuck you to the fans of fantasy

once you realize im not joking everything will click into place for you
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>>175700448
>because the end times is a joke and meant to be irritating and insulting as a fuck you to the fans of fantasy
this is not /tg/ whfb thread buddy, stop being salty fag
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>>175700175
>1/3 of your army is elite max veterancy units
>with your lord having the best red skill tree in the game
>we are supposed to be impressed
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>>175700448
But its canon anon. BTW I cant wait to play as the true rightful phoenix king in TWW2

His name is Malekith
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>>175700739
Belarockcuck please.
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>>175673886
>>175688101
Oh god, I just noticed all their skills.
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>>175700876
are you implying this was easy?
Do you know how crushing legendary difficulty leadership debuff is for gobbos?
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>>175700057
It depends on what you accept as the theological canon. The End Times changed a load of stuff.

In the older background, it was because the 'good' gods are powered by belief - which is limited to certain species and cultures - while the Chaos gods are powered by emotion, which is present in all cultures and even in some animals.
The good gods can be good because they are specific and contained as concepts, while the chaos gods are raw and untamed and everything about them is taken to excess.
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>>175700960
>Belarockcuck
???
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>>175699696
>roll with similar army vs another beastmen player
>btfo his gors with blasting charges, his centigors get torched by the flame cannon/irondrakes
>roasting his minotaurs, looks to be certain defeat for him
>all of the sudden game freezes, and insta-loads defeat screen

GET

THE

BOOK
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>>175700739
>this is not /tg/ whfb thread buddy, stop being salty fag

and total warhammer isnt skub times so stop talking about lore that doesnt apply to this setting you nigger
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when is turin gunna release another head to head campaign vid.
>>
I know TW2 is being released 2017 but when? Prolly december huh... But the last game was released in may so I am hopefully that it is sooner
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>>175701945
>skub times
i hit the nail right on the head didn't i?
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>>175702229
100% December or November. Only hitting the holiday season gives them the motivation to not delay it until 2018.
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>>175700448
i just realized this art has the chubby stocky hands of nu-pepes instead of the long weird arms and fingers
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>>175702426
i dont even understand what youre trying to claim? that youre right in me not liking end times? wow anon did you gather that from my post you responded to about me not liking end times?

ask your mom for double tendies tonight. you deserve it
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>>175702710
sure senpai, also don't be so angry, it's unhealthy
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>>175700938
Total Warhammer is explicitly not set during (GW's version of) the End Times

Last (you) you get from me, enjoy it :)
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I swear this general has the same arguments every thread
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>>175702857
stop trying to act like a smug cock sucker

youre 100% wrong about any smegma shit you bring up since its a different setting. just dont bring it up and i wont have to correct you ok?
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>>175702710
>>175702426
>>175701945
>>175700739
This is my fault for mentioning ET lore when describing the various gods, I started getting into fantasy when they were doing it so it's hard for me not to think of it, I'm so sorry.
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looking at minotaurs 80% of the beastmen budget must have gone into animating them
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>>175701708
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>>175703409
99% of them are because of AoS or ET, I don't mind ET since its technically related to TWW but AoS is by far the worst kind of posting that occurs in /twg/ these days
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>>175703512
it's ok anon, end times is not bad.
It's just spergs from /tg/ and some exceptional autists who get butthurt
>>175703508
autism
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>humans cant recruit dwarf mercenaries and vice versa
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
even Mark of Chaos let you do that
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Hello my friends :)))

I need your help to improve my mod, unit variety needs be bigger, so please post your suggestion of unit and perhaps it will make it to Radious Unit Mod

Please post unit suggestions my friends :)))
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>>175704445
Knighted Peasant Mobs of the Grail [Heavy Chariot]
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>tfw cant wait for the gender/racial equality FLC (mandatory)
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>>175704445
undead dwarf slayer grail chariots (helstorm rocket battery) (expendable)
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>>175704445
Goblin Spearmen (Bardong) (Death) (Halberds) (Shields) (Artillery) (Terror)
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>>175704445
Chaos Royal Wyvern Knights (Ranged Flying Cavalry)(Fast... for a Dwarf)
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>>175704304
Mark of Chaos was severely underrated.
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>>175704445
>yeomen (women)
>chaos spawn (female)
>glade lord (lordess) (two spirit) (half gendered)
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>>175704639
Would not mind a GirlPower DLC featuring Aeriel, Valkia, the Everqueen, and Helebron in WH 2. That pack would be fucking rad
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>>175705018
Where can you even fit Ariel?

Athel Loren is to small to place another LL there
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>>175705018
Kill yourself.
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ASININE MORTAL
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>>175705345
She's just be part of the core wood elf faction, surely. Like Vlad and Isabella.
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>>175705345
not everyone needs a separate start, just buddy up with Orion

>>175705403
wow rude
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>>175704445
Charles Franz, Karl Franz' Bretonnian brother.
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>>175704639
what type of meme is this?
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>no new content
>no real news
>no release dates
>no old friend
I just can't summon interest for this game any more and that makes me awfully sad.
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>>175705403
Y dough?
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>>175705598
Is the Empire's military history just a series of patrols in forests where they get ambushed and btfo? Because it's starting to seem like that.

Did Franz save the Empire by enacting the 'Don't wander into the fucking spooky woods with just spearmen' Edict of 2510?
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>>175705758
>muh wimminz as a gimmick
This would then somehow be objected to by the gaming press and I can do without months of threads and memes about how warhammer is sexist or total war is racist.

Apologies for the ire directed at >>175705018
Just maybe as separate DLC please?
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>>175705937
> While we're at it, enact a 'don't go into the mountains, or badlands, or anywhere that's usually really cold' edict
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>>175706010
stop being so apologetic you pussy faggot
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How the fuck do i unlock manfred as von carstein?
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>>175705937
>tuetoburg forest happens every other Tuesday
Such is life under Karl Franz man things. Best to vote for someone who really understands you. That Rattus Norvegicus might be a good choice I hear.
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>>175706328
you don't, you have to confederate him
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>>175706412
How do i do that?
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>>175706271
Why? Poster didn't really deserve it.
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>>175706450
have high diplomatic relationship and press confederate in diplomacy menu when it's green
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>>175705937
Yes. They blindly wander through the Drakwald and get btfo by beastmen and forest goblins
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>>175706450
Mostly luck. Honestly you're better just killing him and grabbing the gold mine and access to that handy early vamps building.
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>>175706450
Wait until he has settlements outside drakenhoff, BTFO him, take drakenhoff, offer peace treaty. Then wait till hes weak enough to confederate
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Do incompatible mods just not work or does it crash your game?
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>>175706795
Will he have his other lords then, or nah?
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are warrior priests worth taking
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>>175707148
I like them.

Very handy for that growth buff and once they get some levels those prayers are nice.

A priest and a wizard are nice to have following someone like Franz around so he can fuck off and murder people once the lines clash.
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>>175707080
I managed to get Vlad and Isabella as Vampire Counts by taking Sylvania and letting them expand into the Border Princes, then confederating.
The same should apply in reverse.
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>>175707080
Maybe, Maybe not. Ideally he should weak as possible so not really. You might need to babysit him to prevent him from getting dwarf'd
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>mfw they have wronged us
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>>175707495
why does this dawi have dog ears
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What the fuck happened to this series?

This is your average multiplayer battle, it's more of a small border skirmish, that's what? 400 men?

What the fuck happened to 200 men units from shogun 2?
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>>175706010
>Just maybe as separate DLC please?
isn't that what he suggested? or you mean introduce each of them in separate DLC?
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>>175678420
kek is that a empire greatswordsman taking a swing at that fucking giant skellington? Man, empire state troops have massive balls..and beards.
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>>175707584
>MP is and always will be terrible.
>are those ultra unit sizes anon? If they aren't you can up it in the settings in SP.
>your pic is of the "elite" faction
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>>175707584
uhhh warhammer performs a lot better though :^^^^)
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>>175707375
Well, Vlad dad and Bella mom are the only two unique lords they have, so it wouldn't surprise me if they had both. Getting manlet big enough so that he has all of them would then be a pain to confederate, I suppose.

I do kinda like the idea of a 'true vamps' only campaign where Dad and Mom confed manny and the red duke, though
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>>175683841
CLEANSE
PURGE
KILL
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>>175708190
CLEAN
YOUR
ROOM
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>>175708351
sorry, I only listen to authority figures that have noses
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>New Requiem issue announced after so many years in limbo for 2017
>lets read old ones

You know it gives me Warhammer vibe alot.
>Dark Elves vs Lizardmen
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>>175708595
>sorry, I only listen to authority figures that have noses
Better to have no nose than to be a cancer patient
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>>175688532
how did dragon ogres exist if Ogres didn't exist?
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>>175708851
That's why they had to get out.
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>>175708595
Fucks sake Manlet. Get back here boy. Your mother is very unhappy with the mess you've left in Drakenhof. Uncle drachenfels is coming by later and if you haven't cleaned up all those zombies there will be no bats for a whole month. Now get cleaning.
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>>175708851
i dont think they called themselves dragon ogres
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>>175703960
End times is fucking terrible. The Nagash book was pretty good but after that its all downhill with shitty writing, horrible plot resolutions, the forgetting of half the characters and general stupidity.
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>>175708851
They're not related to ogres, that's just the name given to them by the people of the warhammer world.
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>>175708851

Related by name only

Dragon ogres existed since prior to the coming of the old ones and ogres are the offshoot of a race of peaceful ogres that existed around the mountain of mourn that got mind fucked by a part of the moon that crashed down on their homeland.
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>>175708351
No tendies no deal.
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>>175709406
And don't forget what ET led to.
ET was like watching a beloved family pet get rabies. AOS was what I imagine would happen if that pet came back as a flesh eating zombie that also posted on reddit.
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>>175709550
You want to lose all your good vamp points Manlet? I'll strigoi your ass so hard you'll be shitting vhargheists for a month. Now get back to work.
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>>175708668

Looks neat.

>those two vamp ladies in the second panel
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How do I win this? These elves look tougher than I thought.
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>>175708668
>Sir Smegma
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>>175710032
>no dead knight on a stick

Auto resolve
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>>175710032
you need to rape glade guardians, set some units aside to go around main line and rape them.
Also watch out at Wild riders.
Trebuchet is a good thing to soften main line too.

but yeah, try to sneak grail guardians and knights to deal with glade guarrdians
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>>175709503
>>175709373
>>175709432
why do they serve Chaos like good cucks tho?

shouldn't they be in the league of the Ancients with Dragons and Slann?
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>>175694419
>Westerland where Stirland should be
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>>175710821

I think they tried to fight them, because they were that kind of arrogant beast and at the face of the resulting total extermination, they made a deal with chaos as to insure their race survival, which turned them into chaotic powerhouse that have no true will of their own.

Well, it isn't said explicitly who is it that caused their near extinction, but there ain't many others peoples beside the dragon and slann that could manage such a feat.
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>>175709503
>peaceful Ogres
You mean the ones who got meteor'd by Cathay becuase they were raiding villages and eating the villagers.

>>175710821
Every other old race like Dragons and other primordial "beasts" has been having a population slide straight into the grave. Dragon Ogres collectively made a pact with the Chaos gods that they wouldn't slowly die off in exchange for service. I'm not sure how that's done but the only way a Dragon Ogre ever dies is in battle.
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>>175711210
it's Stirland but Vassal to the ruler of Westerland.
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>>175710032
>army isn't composed of 18 knights of the realm and some pilgrims carrying the moldy skeleton of one on a pretend peasant horse
You wish ze lady's favor with THIS?
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>>175710821
They made an ancient pact with Chaos that they can live in the mortal world forever as long as they for chaos every now and then, and if they dont do it I imagine that would go to chaos hell which would suck
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>>175711316
It's like turn 10 and I just got t2 stables.
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>>175711297

Wasn't it a part of the moon that fell down? Also didn't their whole vore fetish start AFTER the ''whatever the hell it was'' landed on their homeland?
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>>175711509
>>175711297
>>175711243
sure, but Shaggoths aren't any more active than actual Dragons and spend centuries sleeping.

They didn't get a whole lot out of that deal, at least the Dragons have their dignity, and there's also Celestial Dragons.
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>>175711648
Warpstone meteorites are fragments of Morrslieb, the chaos moon.
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>>175711634
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
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>>175711648
no it was a meteor.

And they were always eating anything and eating a lot, they are big guys afterall, but the meteor caused them an unsatable hunger that never ceases.
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>>175711648
They were always hungry, and they were having population over-growth problems. The ones who survived getting nuked were the toughest, craziest, hungriest fuckers of all and they became the ancestors of all modern Ogres.
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>>175711687
Which is why alot of them fucking hate the older ones that made the deal and hate having to fight for chaos, because they could care less about it
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>>175711687

Centuries is but a passing moment to the eyes of the chaos gods, might as well keep them asleep rather than rampaging all over the place since they might get themselves killed or caught in some dastardly mortal plan to banish them or whatnot, so they're better off keeping them in the closet until they are needed.
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>clan angrund
>savage orc cunts besiege starting capital
>belegar's army tunnels directly behind the orc one, trapping them in the valley
>lord leading garrison army sallies out
>filthy greenskins are now stuck between an oath stone and a hard place
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>>175712109
it's not a lot for a Dragon either, but centuries of sleep aren't followed by centuries of action, but a short time of doing shit before going back to sleep. And it's even worse for the Drogers since they only function with Thunder.

That still leaves the Dragons in a better spot since they are only hindered by their own determination, while Dragon Ogres are basically the slaves of coincidence, or a Chaos God unleashing a Storm to call them like a dog.
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>>175675632
But that's not true anon

The High elve got their first strong female princess in the twilight of Warhammer because the world changed a lot in the twenty five years since the game started.
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>>175711831
>muffled just as planned in the distance

I swear Cathay is the dumbest of all for being against chaos but still worshiping Tzeentch.
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>set up perfect killzone with cavalry hidden in trees
>instead of walking into it the AI walks the entire army in a ten mile long spaghetti line towards my position
>Your hidden units are revealed!
>Your hidden units are revealed!
>Your hidden units are revealed!
>Your hidden units are revealed!
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>>175712621
if they cant see any of your dudes, they will spread out and look for you
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>Play Attila as Jutes
>Get mission to go to war against Danes and do so promptly
>Get consmption turn 5
>Can't use my 2 armies for 20 turns, suffering that ungodly end turn time sitting on my ass
>Finally men stop dying
>March to take Danes' shit and the turn before I attack Geats take it who i have a NAP with and they have as many dudes

what a fun game
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>>175712576
not that guy, High Elf females aren't affected by the general Draft, but there are female elite regiments and heroes/generals.

Tyrion himself had a female squire who became a General.
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>>175712606
Well which side of the world has to deal with the Ogres now? Not Cathay's, that's which.
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>>175712729
On the plus side though all you really need to defend a small but strategic town is fast forward, some forest or hills, and a unit of bats.
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>>175712606
>but still worshiping Tzeentch.
they worship the Celestial Dragons, there are Tzeentchian cults, but those aren't a Generally accepted religion. Just like Beastmen aren't citizen of the Empire despite living in it's woods.
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>>175712939
Oh, ok.
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Mods are asleep post BotET
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>>175712939
Tzeentch worship is officially legal in Cathay. Maybe they don't call him that, but it's definitely allowed.
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>>175708668
hope the name of the series isn't just Requiem cause I can't find shit on it.
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>Age of Britannia STILL hasn't been reuploaded/remade for Attila

Why do modders need to throw bitch fits and get rid of good mods?
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>>175713272
the point in time is important. Cathay was ruled by the Monkey King for a while who also allowed Skaven at court.

Tzeentch worship being legal at one point doesn't make it legal all the time.
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>>175713263
Rattle Rattle
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>>175712789
Yeah, fairly recently in warhammer's lifespan he did. I think that has more to do with developments in England than in Ulthuan. I agree there are female High Elf heroes of course, especially mages- but the standard Princess is a new development because the CA designers felt they needed more female characters, especially a strong and respectable one to counteract the witches.
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>>175713634
BONE on BONE warfare
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>>175712576
Are you retarded?
GW made female HElf plastic minis for 5th ed.

They had something like one in five of the plastic spear or bow unit sprue bodies with tits.
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>>175713921
must sound like a dozen xylophones clashing
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>>175713921
BROTHERS SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING LIKE THIS
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>>175713921
>we will soon be able to have cunts vs kangz skeltal wars
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>>175714131
He is actually, and you should feel ashamed of yourself for not giving into his delusions.
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>>175707537
that's actually a varghulf
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Why Wood Elf infantry has to be so fucking shit, they lose to skeletons.
fuck this race, i am not kiting with faggy archers
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>>175713367
I googled "Requiem comic." Be a bit more creative next time.

It's called Requiem Chevalier Vampire.
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>>175715252
get trees
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>>175715252
Wood Elf spears are extremely efficient, with huge AP, great stats, and a bonus vs large. Most factions would be happy to have them.

Fighting hordes of chaff infantry is a weakness of the faction. Wardancers will sort of do what you want, but not optimally. I recommend treekin.
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>>175715252
??? Welf infantry is insanely efficient, their cheapest infantry has good ap and bonus vs large - what were you using/what were you up against/how were you using it?
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>>175715304
that's actually what I did after I posted that.
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>>175715676
He's probably just mad that one normal Spear unit can't take on 5 Skeleton Warriors.
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>>175715870
desu high elf spears / dreadspears should be able to do so senpai.
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>>175714131
Could you show me? Because I think you are confused with Wood Elves, which did indeed have female sprues.

HElfs had Sisters of Avelorn, but I don't believe there were females on the sprues. The only notable female combatant I can find reference to in the 4th edition book is Mistress Silkenthighs, a slaaneshi cultist.
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>>175715870
it can't take fucking half drunk zombie
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>>175716079
High Elf Spears/ Dreadspears are worse than Eternal Guard, they are cheaper units

High Elves should have shieldwall though,
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>>175692265
>plays on legendary
>has to cheese underway battles because they suck at the game
why are legendary players such walking contradictions?
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>>175716079
I get the feeling they're gonna be like Warriors of Chaos as far as their unit roster niches and battle tactics go
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>>175716770
>cheese underway battles
they triggered themselves, i wasn't even in underaway stance.
You want me to decline them just to be so """"hardcore""""?
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>>175716896
>good ranged units
>fast infantry
>massive array of good cavalry
I doubt it
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>>175717162
Hmmm... I might be retarded.
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Am I a faggot for using Autoresolve to finish off fleeing armies?
I prefer to fight most battles but if I autoresolve they just fucking die whereas I need to chase them for four turns and across three different IPs if I fight every "battle".
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>>175717329
No, but you are a faggot for fucking traps.
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>>175717162
Chaos has one good range unit though, pic related. And apologies for shit quality, I play on a toaster.
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>>175717004
>You want me to decline them instead of purposefully cheesing a battle I lost to turn it into a win because I'm a retard who plays with the battle timer on just to be so """"hardcore""""?
they trigger when you can intercept, if you can't win an intercept battle you aren't meant to intercept, that's the fucking point, that's why you can decline the battle.

How the fuck is not abusing game mechanics hardcore now?
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>>175717549
Would a fell bat be a nice pet?
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>>175717765
> squeaks all the time, really loudly, keeps you up at night
> shits everywhere, probably sheds
> carries lots of diseases
> not good with other pets except other fell bats
probably not
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Is TW:WH gonna be like Empire: Total War in the sense that they may eventually add in Tomb Kangs land and another continent?

I want to colonize mountains and Grudge on all corners of the world
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>>175717978
> not wanting to cleanse the world of all the ungodly vermin that's spread everywhere
tree hitlter best
going on a crusade with feet enchantress at your back might be fun tho
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GOBBO

FUCKING

SHITS

>>175717978
CA has hinted at TK being in game 2, and I think that they are the pre-order faction
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>>175717978
Do you think the dwarfs ever figured out that Slann are the reason why they're in decline?
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>>175718262
Can you get preorder factions after release? I really don't wanna spend 60+ until after all the DLC are out so I can buy them all together.
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>>175718262
> CA has hinted at TK being in game 2
They haven't hinted at shit, but seeing as the Southlands are added in game 2, they can quite literally only be in it.

>>175718415
Pre-order race backs are just DLC, see the Chaos Warriors pack.
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>>175717978
I think they've said they're gonna link the maps and what not, yes
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>>175718365
No, literally blamed it on a mountain and made a grudge calling to mine it hollow in retaliation
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>>175717549
fuzzy, loyal, and probably pretty intelligent

I'd say so
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>>175718415
after everybody freaked out about chaos warriors being the pre-order, CA made it so if you bought the game within a week of release you would get them for free

>>175718512
>They haven't hinted at shit
yeah I was basically referring to them mentioning the southlands

>>175718529
There is going to be a "mega-campaign" at some point after release but CA has said they are cutting some stuff out (probably minor shit like emp secessionists etc), and that it won't be available until a week or 2 after the game launches (they specifically said "weeks, not months" in regards to the release time)
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>>175718365
The expansions better have some fucking demons or there will be such a grudge
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>>175718802
Don't forget reliable to a fault.
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nice
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i want to marry and start a family with the everqueen
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>>175719758
got cock brokked by brokk and his rangers
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>>175719758
I think one thing CA should do is that if you can reinforce against a common enemy it shouldn't matter if you are in a DA with the other faction.

Wouldn't mind a couple clusterfucky free for alls as well
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>>175720575
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>>175673886
God dammit, I didn't see the skills OR the pros. New favorite meme.
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>>175720575
Fuck off Tyrion.
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Why isn't my army getting the vanguard deployment from Belegar's skill?
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>>175712275
That's potentially good.

I've found when fighting greenskins it's actually advantageous to have them reinforce behind you, close to the map border. Since they route quickly their units leave the map before they can compose themselves
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>>175721738
I think it's only for intercept battles, not regular ones?
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>>175722235
huh, I thought it was for all underway battles - I'll have to check after this battle
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>>175717978
>>175718095
>>175718529
>>175718913

I hate that CA has the mechanics and system to represent Skaven well through the theater system, but they probably won't and as a result the faction will suffer.
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why doesnt chaos have Skullcrushers in TWW? like what the h*ck CA?
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>>175722329
well the description seems to imply its for all underway battles - maybe you have to actually be in the underway stance instead of attacking an army in the underway stance by using the regular one

also why is belegar's red tree so bad
>no skill for elite melee units
>-upkeep for rangers
>charge bonus despite his oath stone giving aoe expert charge defence
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>>175722898
>h*ck

whoa there anon, slow down! This is a christian message board!
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>>175722919
>it doesn't activate when intercepting

either its bugged, or it only works when your army is in the underway stance
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YOU'RE FINISHED, LOUEN
I HAVE THE MIGHT OF THE ENTIRE IMPERIAL ARMY WITH ME
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>>175723789
>reinforcing armies: 20649

w-what
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>>175724019
by that time in the campaign i had all of russia under my control and i was able to field a fuckton of troops and still be raking in mad dosh
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how do i play warhammer 8th edition online
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>>175724461
first, find a gun
then, go to china
kill everyone in china
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>>175724748
>a gun
>enough to kill all chineses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnAVSZ-eJMg
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>>175724927
it's the only way
poor GW has been at the beck and call of chinese masters since 2000, which is the reason for pretty much everything
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>>175725078
First i've ever heard of this, could you explain?
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>get gud screenshot
>ruined by all the character auras and magical lights you can't get rid of

every fucking time
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>>175725361
that's what you get for not playing the superior game
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If your line infantry don't run out of ammo it wasn't a real battle
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>luigi rat-slayer

hmmm.....
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I'm tired of concept art and rats and concept art of rats.

Give me the old friend or ELSE.
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>>175725515
I want to play Shogun 2 again, but ever since I upgraded, I get terrible battle lag, no matter how low I set the graphics.
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>>175726226
Must be playing a lot of Runescape
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>>175726581
why would you spend time killing rats in rs?
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>Unite all of Bretonnia by turn 40
>Louen Leoncoeur with a meme tier Cavalry stack made of Grail Knights/Guardians and soon Griffins
>Alberich with my functional army of Foot Squires and KotR
>Fey Enchantress with a infantry heavy stack

Where shall my Crusaders march to first?
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>>175727413
N O R S C A
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>>175726402
Any battle or just large ones?
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>>175727413
Just finished my own Bretonnia game, felt pretty Chivalrous. Burn down tree kidnappers, they are nothing but trouble and will back stab you when Chaos comes.
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>>175727413
the empire
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>>175727413
burn norsca to the ground
hopefully you can save the norse dwarfs if youre fast enough
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>>175727585
Any battle. I've done big battles with massive lag, the rebel battle when you start as Oda, battle against another clan as Jozai, and even a custom battle with the lowest amount of units I could possibly field on both sides.

Lag and stuttering. All of them.
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>>175729014
fuck that sucks.
I've got issues with huge battles but what you described sounds like total shit
what specs out of curiosity?
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after 18 turns (how long would that be in WH?) of siege, the only foul creatures left in karak 8 peaks were an emaciated orc warboss and a troll who he had been eating chunks out of to survive

It is done - and not a single dawi life was lost on the expedition
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>>175729158
Nothing impressive, I'm poor as fuck and the upgrade happened nearly 2-3 years ago. AMD 290 card. 4gb. 8gb ram. AMD FX-8320 eight core at around 3.5ghz.

Everything on the computer I had before this one was far worse but I didn't get battle lag like this.
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Space, much like Time, is fickle in the Realms of Chaos. As Archaon descends from the hellish north with his horde, an iridescent Warp storm embraces his army.

Borne aloft by the Winds of Magic and the whims of the Dark Gods, how long did they travel?8 minutes, six months, nine hundred years? No matter; The Swords of Chaos sail along the currents of the Warp, and march lock-step out of the storm into the Badlands. Archaon pauses for but a moment to appreciate the capricious nature of Chaos, before commanding his men to begin raiding across the sun-scorched desert. Surely the Greenskin filth can provide much better sport and experience for his Chosen then the weak milkdrinkers of the Empire, or the asinine nature of the Norscan marauders.

The End Times come. The Old World will burn to ash, but fire does not descend from above. Fire rises from below.
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>>175729582
neato
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So I picked orks for my first total warhammer campaign, I've been enjoying it quite a lot despite the fact 90 % of the time I fought against dwarfs who are quite a pain to deal with. Anyway, I never bothered to fight with the empire and they never bothered me so I just focused on killing the little shitters when suddenly what I assume is something to be the equivalent of realm divide, the chaos hordes came and completely steamrolled the empire, destroying it entirely. Now the fuckers keep bringing stacks over the seas and wrecking shit in my most southern provinces which I left completely unattended thinking them to be safe, so after beating three stacks of not-vikings and a chaos army after discontinuing my sieges of dwarf holdings in the north another two chaos stacks came via ships and started razing settlements after I've rotated my armies back north.

Is the end game usually supposed to be this "fun" or am I just unlucky? Playing on hard, by the way.
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>>175730132
That's pretty much how it is for the southern factions.

Either Chaos gets stomped before ever reaching you or its just repeated stacks of two or three showing up.

Just deal with them as they come.
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>>175730132
chaos ai is fucking obnoxious in that they will beeline straight to you no matter who you are playing. The ai will also target any unwalled settlements you have with their armies
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>>175705598

Should've wore a helmet
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>Tfw you will never be so rich you can casually bankroll a small team of artists, animators, and writers to create a Gotrek and Felix show.
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>>175733105
>you will never be so rich you can casually bankroll games workshop to bring warhammer fantasy back
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>>175708668
>New Requiem issue announced after so many years in limbo for 2017

what

what
really?
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>>175733105
>you will never be so rich for End of Times being Retconned as some sort of alternate universe and have Age Of Reckoning replace Storm Of Chaos , with Superior vilains like : Tchar'zanek and the duo of : Grumlok and Gazbag
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>>175733181
>>You will never be so rich you can casually buy the WHFB, along with all of the model designs along with a bunch of 3D printers to single handidly bring WHFB back without GW ruining it
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>>175733392
>tfw no grumlok and gazbag mod with a bloody sun boyz playable clan that replace the name and icon of one the minor clans
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>>175729405
>It is done
>1 grudge on the books
I don't think so, lad.
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>>175734278
killed the agent who kept blocking my army while I was besieging the next turn w/ lunn
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>>175707584
Are you retarded

Thats small unit sizes. The host can force any setting he wants.
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How often do you auto resolve?

Playing on very hard, I auto resolve quite often if the fight is in my favor, or looks tedious. More than 3/4ths the time, easily. The vast majority of mid-late game battles get auto resolved. All beastmen get auto resolved, since they are garbage in vanilla.

I auto resolve like 95% of sieges also, since they always play out the same.

In fact, I would say that the only time I don't auto resolve is when it looks like a genuinely interesting fight, or if I somehow managed to get ganged up on and want to take out some critical units first so I can mop up later.

The only rule for myself is that I do not auto resolve any fight against the chaos stacks. Last time I tried this with two armies, I fucked up wound up against archie, bird flu, fag, and the centaur guy all at once. It was glorious, but 6 doom cannons were 5 too many.

Feels kind of cheesy, but I don't see any alternative unless I want the campaign to take 200 hours.
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>>175706271
Battle march/Mark of chaos was such a good game.
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How is CA going to implement Black Arks?
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>>175735162
It only made me want to play total war instead 2bh
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>>175735137
Way too often

If I see the auto will give a better result than fighting i usually do it

I wish they would simply remove it, and focus on making every engagement enjoyable instead of this frequency over quality they have going on
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>>175735137

>How often do you auto resolve?

When I'm overwhelmingly likely to win.

When it's fucking marauder horsemen piece of shit asshole armies.

Sieges are a bit eh, I auto-resolve them a lot as certain races and less as other races.
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>>175735137
Depends on the army comp. If it looks like it'll actually be fun, I'll play it.

I auto resolve if a) the bar is easily in my favor b) it's some bullshit like chariot spam or c) there's more than 2 armies on either side.
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>>175735176

why they hafta be black??
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>tfw you will never be a dwarf

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>175674731
It doesn't, Elves can't into gender dimorphism. Beyond tits obviously.
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>>175677785
You would think you would make your house out of something a bit sturdier than fucking paper if you thought shit like that could be spooking about.
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>>175673886
A weapon to surpass metal gear?
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>>175736576
See, the blood on them looks kinda okay.
Blood on people in warhammer looks like they rolled around in raspberry jelly. It's so bad. The blood effects when shit's going down is cool, but when people get covered in blood it's just looks so poor.
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>>175736690
shogun had blood splats on the screen, what a waste of money
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>>175693873
Is this a specific EC or the generic model?
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>>175696439
Witch Hunters secretly serve the Chaos God of Order.
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>>175711779
My reputation preceeds me.
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>mfw waiting on a sale to buy tww
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>>175735137
Rarely if I'm using some of the mods that improve the AI.

It's not terrible vanilla, better than previous games I've played, but with a modded AI I've seen it do some genuinely creative shit.
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2D and 3D can get along!
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>>175696439
There are or were Order Gods before the Age of Smegmar happened. They were the nemeses of the Chaos Gods but were obscure and few people followed them. They stopped being mentioned along with Malaal sometime around 3rd Edition.
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>>175700057
>>175700448
pretty much

if you give a skaven's ass about lore making sense and not being dogshit then ignore everything with end times attached to it or age of shitmar in the title

luckily the game doesn't adhere to any one lore so anything's fair game
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>>175738280
Just wait until CA starts producing their own Lore :--D
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>>175738091
That looks really hot. Got any more?
>>
>clan angrund campaign
>early game is fun, defending the vaults from roaming orc hordes and the occasional gobbo incursion
>build up enough infrastructure to get a decent sized army, begin k8p expedition
>get there, siege and starve it out because the ai never sallied
>dwarfs win badlandsbowl
>game turns into mashing end turn until chaos come

losing interest - I had fun using bugmans rangers for the first time to take k8p but now its just boring.
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>>175700448

It will never stop being funny how ass ravaged people are about a game they didn't support
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>>175738002
>mfw I bought tww during humble sale for only 12 bux and have been enjoying the game since
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How do you get mods to run on Mac?

I've installed Third Age with Wine, moved the folder, and renamed the kingdom's campaign

All it shows me is the opening screen kingdom's campaign I renamed before closing

What do?
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>>175738079
Which mods anon san?
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>>175739813
Install windows
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>>175739887
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>>175739887
How legit is cycle charging from the front? I've won a few battles where say I've got 4 cavalry, I charge 2 in, then to give them cover to withdraw the next 2 charge in, repeat a few times till infantry caches up and engages.

I got sick of Le Hammer&Anvil ;^) strat and tried this instead for fun but it's worked surprisingly well.
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>>175737251
>>175737734
>>175737847
>>175738091
I fucking love webms, please make more
>>
Stop playing inferior Total War games.
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>>175740564
I stopped playing s2 ages ago though

>that no campaign mechanics
>those no units
>those generic factions
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>>175738968
>Finally fight K8P battle in angrund campaign
>It's a generic dwarf siege map
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>>175740602
Apologize.
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>>175738968
CA realize that the campaign is pretty boring. Thats why they're doing a major competitive objective in TWW2.

You have to have a major objective to force the AI to challenge the player, otherwise they just lose to the region creep.
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>>175740771
No. S2 is insanely overrated.
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>>175740905
Apologize, RIGHT NOW. I will not ask you again.
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>>175737734
That's a pretty good PARTY HARD
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>>175740961
Apologize to TW fans who had to put up with years of S2 bullshit.

The only redeeming part is fots.
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NOT EVEN ARCHAONS ARRIVAL WILL DELAY OPERATION ELVEN GANGBANG
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>>175741087
Inb4 you all die
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>>175740338
Viable in multiplayer when the enemy has cav superiority and you have no skirmishers to protect, since you can easily have anti-large on hand for countercharges and couldn't otherwise do anything cute in the enemy's rear
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>>175741046
*teleports behind u*
heh, shoulda apologized
*slits ur throat*
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>>175741342
Yeah. No.
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I'd like to give welfs a try but paying that amount of money is literally gonna make me go broke.

Should I get a job?
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>>175741868
At least for a little bit.
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>>175739575
>mfw my friend is a good goy and has tw:w with all the dlcs and shares his game library with me
>mfw I play this game for free
>mfw Steam is retarded and I can't use the free dlcs
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>Skaven STILL not confirmed
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>>175742916
Not until E3.
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>>175742916
>Skaven will get their own special CGI trailer at E3
>Skaven will get 3 LLs at release, other races will only have 2
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>>175743061
REEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT RATS GET OUT


also stop shilling for rats CA I know it is you
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>>175743132
Skaven will have a complete roster and full animations for everything. All other races will have incomplete rosters and missing animations.
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>>175743061
would make sense Skaven are going to be a major attraction for tabletop and normie players.
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>>175743243
Just stop CA


When I am I getting my toadbringer start btw?
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>>175733384
>really?
>In July 2016 Pat Mills announced that "the long-anticipated volume 12 is due for French publication at the end of 2017, and we are hoping for a same day, English language digital release. We'll then round off the series with volume 13 in the not too distant future.
>mfw Teutonic Sigvald the Magnificent

If anyone wants to read it, heres a MEGA 4u.

https://mega.nz/#F!BdRzUbxB!7ne_2mKFklujXxxEH-z0lQ
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this is the worst tw campaign in my life. Turn 7 in and every elves and beastman around me declare war and confederated against me. Seriously how do you even win this?
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>>175742916

It's just a rat XDDDD
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>>175744524
Merely a rodent XDDDD
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>>175744767
HOL UP
*drinks mountain dew*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
*shits self*
YOU SAYIN'
*hotglues dark elf figma*
THEY SOME KINDA'
*spout stale memes*
REBBIT RATS?
*gurgles triumphantly
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Did somebody say large rodents?
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>>175745763
>in the 16th century the Pope declared Capybara's as fish, so his followers could eat it during Lent, this stands to this day

BASED

BASED
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>>175739813
>tfw I finally get the Third Age Screen to show up
>It crashes

ITS NOT FAIR
pls help
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>>175674424
How are they? I still play Bretonnians. Love how strong they are in AoS, but thinking of trying something new.

The Swifthawk Agents seem pretty neat.
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>>175746174
d-don't eat capybaras
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>>175746174
>church doesn't understand evolution
Ha.
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>>175746275
Why not?
We eat horses too.

Chinks eat dogs and babbies.
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>>175746174
Catholics are so lazy in their worship. That's why I'm a muslim.
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>>175746316
>>175746339
Actually you misunderstood the story.
Spanish conquistadors wanted to eat meat during Lent so they petitioned for Capybara to be considered a fish in religious sense.
Since its not in the bible Pope just rolled with it and declared it a fish for Lent purposes.
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>>175746174
>>175746316
>>175746339

pls, you'll summon Baptistanon
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>>175745763
Are they cooking themselves?
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>>175746406
W-we got a religious nutcase in our general?

I dont count muslims as human so i wont mention animals here.
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>>175746578
>spoiler
Edgy
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>>175746652
Not my fault truth hurts.
When did a Buddhist blow up a truck.

Is there a single Dawi deity still alive in Warhammer?
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>>175688784

I'm almost 100 turns into a Mousillon campaign right now. I had a hard time staying afloat economically the first 50 turns, but now im stabilizing and consolidating my control over Bretonnia.

It's been really strange, AI hordes (beastmen/greenskins) ignore me and kill order factions instead, so I pretty much swept through Bretonnia unchecked. I sent an agent to sylvania to check on the cunts, but it looks like Vlad got wiped on turn 14 and Mannlet only has drakenhof and a pathetic quarter stack. The most bizzare thing of all is that wood elves got rekt early on and beastmen are killing the rest of the tree hitlers for me, so now I hardly have anyone left to fight.
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>>175716896
High Elves have literally everything. The one weakness they actually have is that everything is so expensive so they cannont bring everything at once in Multiplayer/ In campaign everything should have pretty sizeable upkeep. As opposed to the Empire, who has everything and can bring everything too. Trade off for that being that High Elves have honest competitors for the BEST in everything.
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>>175746578

>W-we got a religious nutcase in our general?

Baptistanon was a notorious shitposter with the power to derail several threads in a row with less than a dozen posts.
>>
>>175746339
>muslim
>cheating your god for a month every year is a religious tradition
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>>175746578
You are playing with fire…
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>>175746917
At least we don't have any Jacobites
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>>175747118
wait, you mean angering the religion of peace is dangerous?
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>>175746917
I miss baptistanon tbf. I hope this poat summons him, one last time to shitpost
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>>175747212

Baptistanon doesn't stop at just one shitpost Anon, you know that.
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>>175747212
>>175746917
Got some archives with that? Im curious what he did.
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>>175746392
It does make sense, in a jungle where half the shit is poisonous, fish will eat you alive and nearly everything feels alien, an oversized rat doesn't sound bad

Not like the pope would know what a "capybara" was
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When is an Old Friend coming out?
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>>175747315

ʇoɯoɹɹoʍ
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>>175747178
Summoning baptistanon is a risky game

Like talking about Tulpas… Oops!
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>>175747350
>tomorrow upsidedown
so we got info yesterday and everyone overlooked it?
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>Even when gone, baptistanon brings in the shitposting
He truly mastered this art
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>best artillery
>best mages after high elves
>best elite infantry with best guns (fireglaives)
>uses mongoloids as cannon fodder

Why are chaos dorfs so superior?
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>>175747429
chaos stunties will have some cool monsters also
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>>175747429
What will their campaign mechanics be?
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>>175747429
>Best mages
>Can only learn from 4 lores
>Doing so will eventually turn them into stone
Quality mages
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>>175747429
>get absolutely dunked into oblivion by said mongoloids during the end times
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>>175716340
I tried to find pics of the sprues, but no luck.

The first female plastic minis GW ever released were Dark Eldar, and that was in '98.

They subsequently used the same 'female elf' body for several years, which should have resulted in said female HElves in 6th ed WHFB.
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>>175747662
>during the end times
Nobody cares about your shitty fanfiction Thorpe.
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>>175747603
guessing they'll have a similar slave thing which dark elves will introduce first, and the usual underway system to travel
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>>175746718
Hah, you do realise that Buddhists are notorious for religious murder and terrorism in places where they are the dominant religion, such as Burma, right?

Buddhism as a religion of peace is a western meme with little basis in reality.
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>>175747871
The End Times happen in Total War Warhammer, so I think it's pretty relevant that the Chaos Stunties get swamped by big orc strength and fat ogre cock
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>>175747429

>>best mages after high elves

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>>175747901
How about an "Anti-Chivalry" system? :D
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>>175747940
wrong thread heretic
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>>175717623
autism
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>>175747940
>push Buddhist in Burma
>they push Back after centuries of turning the other cheek
Truly a bunch of monsters.

Would India make a fun TW game?
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>>175747662
Fighting against multiple factions doesn't count tho, for an example the nazis were clearly superior to anyone else in ww2 and only lost because they were ganked.
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>>175748213
Yeah, then go look at their militant Buddhism in Thailand, Sri Lanka, hell, even India.

Buddhists are just as capable of violence as every other religion, dipshit. As said, the "peaceful religion" shite is just a western meme for people who want to pretend that other religions get it right.
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>>175748404
>for an example the nazis were clearly superior to anyone else in ww2 and only lost because they were ganked.
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>>175748404
That's another argument for another board! The fact still stands that they got fucking owned!!! OWNED!!!!!
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>>175748425
Hell, relevant to this thread, the Ikko-Iki Rebellion was a militant buddhist movement.
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>>175748404
They lost because they allowed themselves to be ganked through poor choices and not finishing what they started in the first place.
>>175748545
It was a peasant rebellion first and foremost.
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>>175733665
>>175733392
>>175733181
butthurt whfb babbies, AoS is kang now and more popular than fb ever was
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Does pizza & pasta exist in the Warhammer Fantasy universe?
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>>175748572
Except it directly took its teachings from Ikko-shu, which vastly predated the peasant rebellion and was a militant teaching of Buddhism.

Seriously, get over your fantasies of Buddhism as a peaceful religion, it's complete dopey horseshit that ignores history.

(For further Japanese examples, Buddhism fell in line with Japanese expansionism during WWII, offering that the only path to eternal peace in the East was for them to spread their brand of Buddhism across all peoples and lands)
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> 3 stacks of savage orcs vs a bruised half stack and a T5 garrison with T3 walls

This is goning to be good
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>>175748684
Arent Japs Shinto which is an offshoot of Buddhism?
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>>175748787
No, they have several religions. Shinto is one of them, Buddhism is the other.
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Stream today. Do you guys think there will be any new stuff included?
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>>175748526

That's irrelevant to the argument because 1vs1 the only thing that defeats chaos dorfs is numbers, which is why they will probably have even smaller numbers than dorfs as a testament to their superiority.
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>>175746578
What comic is that?
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>>175747429
>turn to stone because addicted to chaos magic
>worship a totally irrelevant 'god'
>cucked by their women getting HOBGOBLINED.COM
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Ok so it's a year after release, so let me ask you this:

Is Warhammer a good game?

Is it Shogun 2/Medieval II tier?
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>>175748524
He's wrong, the nazis didn't time their push right. Should've teched up more.
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>>175748965
>just can't accept that their shitty fanfic race got stomped
>has to keep saying it didn't count because they got doubleteamed
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>>175748981
I think your memeing would be more effective if you hadn't posted an image for ants.
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>>175748961
Grace flashing her armpits
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>>175749089
I'll take what I can get.
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>>175749040
>being this hard in denial over the obvious superiority of chaos dorfs

Just accept le dorf dick bruh.
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>>175749008
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The first wave gets mauled by towers and thunderers
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>>175749008
& 2 more
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>>175749364
Savage boys gonna KRUMP your shithole
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>>175748980
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requiem_Chevalier_Vampire

>Metal band cover the comic, the game
I put MEGA in the thread already.

Is this Chaos or Necrons?
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>>175749364
>Ironbreakers in charge of wall defence
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>>175749289
>>175749389
this is the perfect example of 11/10 autism levels
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>>175749008

Overall pretty good thanks to the combat but honestly feels like an early access game in a bunch of areas

>Keslev and the Southern Realms still use reskined empire troops
>No Giant vs Giant animations, they just whack each other's feet
>No banners or captains
>No musicians
>Vanilla factions dont have unique diplomacy dialogue with the newer DLC factions
>Vanilla factions still lack a bunch of units like Greenskins Black Orc Boss or Savage Bosses

These will probably get fixed by the 2nd or 3rd expansion hopefully
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>>175749569
Glorious
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>>175749719
Oh baby
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>>175713921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SPOOOOOKY
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>>175749389
How do you lose as vampire counts?
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>>175714193
>impliying exist any difference between these
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>flying pirates
>scantily dressed undead nun with a chainsword

Vampire Coast when?
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I'm not sure how I feel about this
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>>175748404
>Makes decisions that lead to them getting ganked
>superior
Not in decision making
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>>175748787
born in Shinto die in Buddhism.
Shinto is used for life matters, and Buddhism for death stuff
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>>175749289
>theres someone who is such a historyfag he is butthurt at this point

jésus , i was thinking it was a meme that history-only players where super salty
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>>175739575
>enjoying
Actually?
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>>175749812
The trolls bust down both gates and are greeted by flamethrower teams
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if daemons end up being a faction in total warhammer do you think skarbrand himself will be a LL? he's really fucking strong

hope kairos is good, I bet they are just going to give him 4 lores plus the tzeentch one and call it a day.
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>>175725361
there is a mod for that issue http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=862789772
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>>175748787
Thats not how shinto works
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>>175749627
this, fucking great combat but the campaign map feels lacking in some areas

to add onto this:
>Sieges are fucking shit (in a series notorious for lackluster sieges)
>Some of the DLC is on the pricy side
>Minicampaigns are not worth playing except for their unlockables
>Gimped mod support

On the other hand, preordered the game and all DLC, zero regrets
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>>175750629
>Sieges
Extremely shitty
>infinite range towers
>no town assaults with clumped up streets
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>>175749627
>>These will probably get fixed by the 2nd or 3rd expansion
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>>175750629
you unlock shit from doing the campaigns? anything worthwhile?
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Is there a good mod that removes the vaseline from the soldiers in Shogun 2 ?
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>>175750786
Couple leaders for MP skirmish.
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>>175750786
Two subfactions for Custom Battles/MP after completing the short victory

Beastmen -> Middenland (w/Boris Todbringer): Empire clone but with no flagellants nor Warrior Priests

Wood Elves -> Mousillon (w/The Red Duke): Vampire Counts clone in Spongebob Yellow
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>>175751270
Also you get that big bird Tzeench fella for beating GC,to add on anon.
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>today was not the day
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>>175751568

There's still time! r-right?
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really pepest
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>>175750357
Halfway there and my troops are still fairly healthy, should be an easy win
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>>175751748
>that ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqiJrn-4qD0
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>>175751568
I hope you're ready for another week of nothing but concept art.
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>>175751748
already my favourite faction
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do battle pilgrims make good anvil?
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>>175751790
>Straight into the mouth of hell
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>>175752392
yes, with a Grail Reliquae they are pretty much unbreakable
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>>175752473
An orc warboss makes it onto the walls and I finally have something to use this organ gun on
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Which Greater Daemon will we see in WH2? My money is on Keeper of Secret because muh Elves
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>>175751748
>naval in one picture
>no naval in the other
FUCK

STOP IT CA

STOP IT
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>>175753139
Verminlord.
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>>175752939
Uh oh
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>>175753185
his navel is covered in the big pic. Also reptiles do actually have a 'navel' where they were connected to the membrane of the egg but it's only usually like a softer patch of skin.
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>>175753332
But Lizardmen do not come from eggs, they are spawned from magic-science pools
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>>175753332
>Also reptiles do actually have a 'navel'
They are not reptiles, they are robots
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>>175753523
Maybe the old ones had navels and they give them to slann so that they would have a convenient place to stick their fingers in when they need to spend a few centuries contemplating the plans of the old ones?
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>>175725361
That's because you paused before hitting K

to get ride of the aura, you first hit K and then pause
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>>175753332
>lets google that for picture reference
HERESY

Can you share proper pics
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>>175747951
>The End Times happen in Total War Warhammer

the chaos invasion in TWW is a mix of end times and Storm of Chaos
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>>175753251
Sindri Stoneheart kills the warboss on the walls and the orcs chain rout

That was fun as fuck
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Huh.
So they do have one.
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>>175754186
Aftermath at the gate that took the brunt of the assault
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>>175754431
Wanna rub.
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>>175754431
That doesnt look anything like a naval
Also, LIZARDMEN SPAWN FROM POOLS
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>>175754503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bno-qsnbUA
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>>175754451
>Result
>>
>destroy norsca before chaos arrives

Is there a better feeling?
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Fucking rodent shitters need to leave.
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>>175754918
Burn Wood Elves under 10 turns.
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>>175755030
That's very easy anon, unless you mean before turn 10!
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>>175755228
Yup,before 10.
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>>175754967
what's wrong with skaven? they'll be fun

reddit can suck my cock, i'll play skaven and enjoy it
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This is so bizarre, Dryads climbing motherfucking ladders
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>>175754604
Either they're connected to an umbilical while developing, or tentactles insert them selves into their mouths and anus for the purpose of feeding and waste removal. The born from mud like those orcs that sauruman make in the second LOTR movie would require some one or something down in the pools digging them out and is invalid since it's implied that spawning just leave the pools on their own.
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>>175755418
Uruk Hai in the movie were covered in some gelatinous bubble though.
Fantasy placenta per say.
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>>175755418
why is the high elf fucking a goat
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>>175755759
that's a white lion
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>>175755759
Thats a White Lion shagging his...lion pet
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This Tom guy on their stream is constantly making them uncomfortable talking about skaven and Krell not being in the game, it's really funny.
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why do you think Medieval II is better than Rome I?
>no pigs/dogs/elephants
>no infinite ammo towers
>you can't view your settlement on the battle map outside of the battle
>no Senate (a broken Papal/Inquisitor system instead)
>you can't play as hordes
>much darker visuals
>even more outrageus pathfinding problems
>shorter campaign turn limit (200 turns instead of shitload of turns)
>no civil war mechanics (frustrating Mongol/Timirud/Aztec endgame instead)
>broken Jihad/Crusade mechanics allowing you to cross entire map in <10 turns
>useless archers that cannot aim properly
>no dynamic weather (in rome it can start raining during a battle)
>etc. etc.

Rome I is my personal favourite but I will agree that it runs slow on modern computers with multiple core CPUs (even slower than Rome II sometimes)

pic unrelated
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chaos pls go
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>>175756047
Honestly medieval 2 is just better for le fantasy mods, due to how impactful artillery and cav are.

Overall I would probably say Rome is better mechanics/game engine wise.
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>>175755384
Gotta wonder what are those ladders made out of.
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>>175756047

Rome I is great.

If you play as a Roman faction. All the others are severely underdeveloped.

>inb4 hurr what does it matter it's called ROME Total War
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>>175756646
I personally thought that only barbarians are underdeveloped

Seleucid, Macedon, Parthia, Armenia or Egypt roster was fucking OP
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>>175746339
>sandniggers in my thread
>not blowing yourself up is lazy worship
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IRONDRAKES
>>
Old friend to release with TWW 2 ;)
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>>175758345
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>175758709
old friend releases when all the games are available to purchase and all their dlc is released

expect it
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>>175758345
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>The money shot
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>hi my name is Ian Roxburgh and I am the Game Director for Total War Warhammer II
>we are here today to talk about the first unique DLC faction Skaven
>Skaven have a set of unique game mechanics like their army stance called "underground" allowing them to *teleport behind you*
>it's nothing personel kid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>175759640
>Skaven have a special ability called "horned vanguard" which will allow them to deploy anywhere on the combat map, even inside enemy deployment zones.
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>>175759640
Dumb megumeme poster
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how long until we get to see some gameplay footage of warhammer 2?
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>>175750008
this is quite possibly the raddest image I've ever seen
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>>175750008
Fuck off AoSkid
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>>175760059

1 was formally announced on April 22, 2015. When did we get the first gameplay videos for it? Maybe the pace will be similar this time.
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>>175760302
Not if its a 2017 release, and late 2017 means they have to compete with umpteen titles possibly a Elder scrolls among them. August or September would be ideal in which case May should be the latest they'd release some gameplay.
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Time to break out the thunderers
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>>175760272
didnt the dwarfs had some zeppelins in fantasy ? i remember an old art were they had some
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>>175760741

>august/september release

I can't see them being able to do it. that's a very tight time frame they have between announcement and release.
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>>175760089
Since the thread is nearly over jannies shouldnt ban me for these.
Hopefully.
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>>175760998
what would be your reaction if it dropped tomorrow?

not saying it will, but what would you think?
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>>175761064
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>>175761064
hopefully they do. this isn't warhammer general
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>>175761201

>reaction if it dropped tomorrow?

probably shit myself with hype and worry. the worry would be from the possibility of it going full on Rome 2 release which was rushed as hell and was so bad that even after it was all fixed up I couldn't touch the game.
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>>175761518
I dunno if its autism or what that makes peopel have a fit over them but shitty releases are always memorable and fun as fuck. Triremes floating over the desert duens was the most aesthetic moment in total war history.
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>>175761273
Because we obviously discuss history here and wank over Napoleon.

What is important is that general is alive and rolling.
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>>175761518
They've made games in a pretty short amount of time beforehand when the core gameplay has been the same, see Napoleon and Atilla
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>>175761806
no, not if it's filled to the brim with irrelevant content
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>>175761914
How much non WH TW content do you see in this thread?
Once they release a new historical game (thats not a disaster like Rome 2 release was) topics will change the scope.
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>>175761741

oh yeah the release of Rome 2 was memorable and fun but for all the wrong reasons. triremes going into space, soldiers all having the invasion of the body snatchers face going on, AI being so batshit retarded it would just break constantly.

it was a comedy gold mine but god damn I wanted a fun game too. and that just didn't happen.
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>>175762086
WhTW content is absolutely fine. Your retarded comics are not relevant in the slightest.
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>>175759013
Brings a whole new meaning to "Taking fire", no?
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>>175761891

that is a very good point. I hope this game comes out the same way as napoleon and attila. Attila is a shining gem of the total war series for me and I hope warhammer 2 does the same.
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>Not today

Tomorrow right?
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>>175762229
Ofc not,thats why i posted them sparingly and at the end of the thread.
Didnt stop you to sperg out though.
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>>175762513
You shouldn't be posting them at all.
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>>175762891
why did you even click on the image at all then?
you can just scroll past it
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>>175760917
yes, there's even have rules for it, but there's a wide range between "Just an airship" and Uber-Steampunk trash
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>>175762472
Maybe next week.
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>>175762472
>>175763996
What are you guys waiting for?
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>>175764075
Death, like the rest of us.
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>>175764075
Ancient Acquaintance.
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>>175764075
New thread and Chaos Dorfs
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>>175764075

sweet release
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>>175764075
I want to find true love
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>>175764075
LIZARDS
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>>175764075
For an old friend of ours.
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>>175764382
fat chance, champ

hey, did anyone else notice that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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>>175764075
A good friend.
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>>175764075
the day of the rope
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new bread

>>175765531
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>>175756934
Low quality.
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>>175764075
BAD

RATS
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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