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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, 1st of May:
1169 – Norman mercenaries land at Bannow Bay in Leinster, marking the beginning of the Norman invasion of Ireland.
1328 – Wars of Scottish Independence end: By the Treaty of Edinburgh–Northampton England recognises the Kingdom of Scotland as an independent state.
1455 – Royal forces end the Black Douglas hegemony in Scotland.
1576 – Stephen Báthory, the reigning Prince of Transylvania, marries Anna Jagiellon and they become co-rulers of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.
1707 – The Act of Union joins England and Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain.
1961 – The Prime Minister of Cuba, Fidel Castro, proclaims Cuba a socialist nation and abolishes elections.
2009 – Same-sex marriage is legalized in Sweden.
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Old Thread >>175527526
Reminder to /r/the_slong faggots that this isn't your containment site, fuck off back and take (((Friedman))) with you.
La Plata
Croatian fascists have awoken.
Reminder to support and notice shitposting
>Declare war on Teutons to get Danzig and Königsberg
>Hungary joins
>Gets BTFO'd by Austria
>Gets dogpiled by every nation possible
Wew lad.
Reminder to use the proper thread
>>175584049
>>175584049
>>175584049
>>175584049
>>175584404
>that silesian claw
Muh fuggin dik.
How did you take that without going over the AE limit? Did you get coalition'd?
>>175584584
That thread was made after this one.
>>175584585
Nope, surprisingly. The only person who could coalition me was Bohemia, and they didn't for some reason. I also declared war pretty much instantly as soon as I got Poland and Austria as allies.
>>175584748
Shieeet, do you have Diplo ideas or something?
Is the person who colorized hoi4 portraits still here?
>2009 – Same-sex marriage is legalized in Sweden.
why?
>>175584404
Why do people prefer flat maps? Serious question, don't just respond with >>>/r/paradoxplaza or something.
>>175584813
Nope, I have Quality, and no ideas as of yet.
>>175584942
I just hate the way the 3d plastic meme maps look, tbvqh. In real life maps don't have retarded bumps everywhere.
They should either make the map a proper globe like superpower 2 or a flat paper map, like Victoria 2, everything else is cancer.
>>175584942
Because Paradox 3d maps are complete dogshit and look like they have tumors while snow just looks like a cake glaze
>>175584942
The map isn't flat, and I picked that mod just because of the brigther colours.
>>175585069
It's not meant to be you looking at a physical map though, is it? I always thought it was to represent the actual world, hence you have stuff like boats and soldiers marching around instead of abstract arrows and shit.
>>175585194
>he doesn't disable the soldier/boat 3d units
>>175584404
TURK'D
>>175584975
>>175584975
>>175584975
>>175584975
>>175584975
>>175584971
How does one pick Military ideas anyway? Every time I unlock an idea group, I spend like 10 minutes staring at the screen indecisive between Quality/Quantity/Offensive/Defensive. What helps you decide?
>>175585194
No, because by that logic the soliders would all be 1000 feet tall.
>>175585408
>Every time I unlock an idea group, I spend like 10 minutes staring at the screen indecisive
Literaly the same thing. I picked Quality because I'd have somewhat better soldiers with no extra cost
>>175585069
How would the normal terrain map mode even look on a flat map?
>calling a crusade on a remnant of Cathar Italy instead of Iberia
well fucking done
>ally gives my land in peace deal
but... i could still fight... i could still defend my land alone...
...
why?
IS HPM DEAD OR WHAT???
>>175585974
Died of HIV
>>175585974
R&I is dead.
>>175586065
>>175583684
>1576 – Stephen Báthory, the reigning Prince of Transylvania, marries Anna Jagiellon and they become co-rulers of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.
fucking based
the best (((elective))) king there was
>>175586292
>r&i still this butthurt
proper thread when?
>>175585657
Like this.
Is this the end of Europe lads? I just wanted a comfy tall game...
>>175586410
>having a magyar rule over slavs
How cucked was the P-LC?
Why doesn't the character creator seem to work in HIP mod? No matter what I give my character he's always 16.
>England lost against 2 memes
Holy fucking hell.
>>175587120
Based Thomond
>>175586713
wait for the mongols to come and the whitness them fightingeveryone exept the aztecs
is conquering random nearby kingdoms then giving them to a dynasty member and making them independent ok in a tall ck2 campaign?
>>175587329
yes
>>175587517
thanks
>>175587120
This is how Ireland should be divided in real life.
>>175586735
it went like this
>gay French Valois
>10/10 Bathory
>three shitty Vasa kings
>shitty son of based magnate who was famous for being brutal against cossacks, ruled for like one year before supposedly choking on pickled cucumber
>based Sobieski
>shitty Wettin from Saxony who won in civil war against based polish candidate thanks to russian intervention
>another shitty Wettin
>polish puppet installed by catherine the great and russian army
but keep in mind that the quality of a country depended on nobles and they went from balanced and based middle class to a shitty oligarchy in mainly in 18 century
>>175583751
thanks
>>175583751
Great Post
Decision to build La Plata in HPM fucking WHEN
>>175588169
HPM is dead, get over it.
>>175588425
FUCK OFF back to Your discordgruppe!!
>53 posts
>21 unique posters
>all those R&I babbies refusing to participate
My dick is hard, lads.
Fuck i now want to play tall as an isolationist ireland
>>175588856
Ireland's not too bad in CK2, nearly every province is coastal anyway
>>175588856
Do it, I did it and it was the comfiest game ever.
>tfw the beady-eyed anglo tried invading me 16 times but he couldn't get onto my island
good god lads was R&I BTFO again?
Is there any way to make it so Catholics who immigrate to a protestant country like USA don't convert to protestantism immediately after they arrive?
k lads.
>>175589462
Every.
Damn.
Time.
>>175583684
How autistic is it to write a journal of the happenings in a game ?
>>175588169
add it yourself
>>175589846
Super autistic.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPD3CSQ_fCC0Atw6k5Gkaj7u541oDFrttkhjb86QVaE/edit
Is HPM dead?
Hows my p*land coming along lads?
mayo and taxes TWO POINT OH fucking when me ladsboyosmateskameradenkumpelntovarischiprijatelji?
>>175589984
What the fuck ? Alright, I'll take a few hours to check that out.
>>175590049
pretty good desuwhy is your screen so big
>>175590049
>russia doesn't immediately collapse after losing 1/3 of their economy due to lack of polish provinces
believable worlds
apology for poor english
when were you when historic projects dies
i was at home drinking liquor factory when wilhelm ring
'grandi is die'
'no'
and you????????
Is there any other acceptable start date in CK2 besides 1066?
>>175590229
that's a hella based vintage meme reenvisioned for the /gsg/ audience, I REALLY laughed out loud at that one my fellow tomodachi
>>175590194
fuck off p*le
>>175590440
Alexiad
>>175590164
Probably a 4k resolution.
>>175590049
Post state map, I want todraw your future borders.
Are we even sure HPM guy is still alive?
>>175584585
I just got that Silesian claw in 1455, it's easy.
>royal marriage with Poland
>they now love you and you can ally them
>'help' them against the teutons and stop them from getting any provinces
>meanwhile, max relation with Austria and royal marriage
>if you have a +diplo guy hire him
>take out loans
pay them off until they accept alliance
>use the favors from the teuton war to call in Poland
>???
>PROFIT
>>175590785
I saw him a few days ago.
>>175590845
Where
>>175590702
>>175590683
2560 x 1440
>>175590845
I forgot
You are allied to Poland and Austria so only an insane AI would dow you even if you go over the limit.
>>175590918
Where do you think?
>>175590952
Nice. Can't wait till I can get a new monitor. By time I've got the money, they'll hopefully work out whatever new tech kinks there are.
>>175590845
>I saw him a few days ago
Are you his lover?
>>175590995
Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil?
you can ban one game from being posted here
what do you chose and why is it eu 4
>>175590845
>>175584585
>>175584404
Find me a better border than the Silesian-Prußen claw. I'll wait.
>>175590952
no i said POST STATE MAP
>>175591370
liquoria 2 obviously
what would a norse (christian) kingdom based on africa (tunis and tripolitania) be called?in ck2
>>175591370
Hoi4, obvious reasons.
>>175591540
Sorry wrong reply
>>175591576
Sweden, hahhahah geti it!????cause sweden is full of africansXD
>>175591405
Don't ask for the impossible.
>>175591576
What did the Vandals call Carthage? A norsified version of that would be a good name.
>>175591370
i choose not to ban a game but that retard that posts shitty forced memes like La Plata every single thread
>>175592041
this
Can I do it?
>>175591576
Interracial breeding grounds
Newfag poorfag here, I stumbled upon the concept of grand strategy games recently and got EU3:DW since it was the best combination of easy to find and download, relatively low learning curve (according to a 5 minute google search), and most importantly that I could actually run on my toaster of a laptop since I apparently can't run any incarnation of EU4. Since I've picked it up, I've played a few saves as the teutonic order, minamoto, the aztecs, brandenburg, and sweden, each lasting for around 100 years give or take. Currently on frankfurt, trying to see how far I can take them just by blitzing towards tech with an emphasis on being small and economic and avoiding other people's wars. Maybe when I have 10+ tech levels over absolutely everyone else I'll just steamroll them so that even if the emperor bitches about it, he can't stop me. Haven't decided yet.
The thing is, I haven't slept well in like 5-6 weeks. I used to get like 10 hours a night, now I wake up, open my laptop and load my save again, play for around 15-20 hours straight before I get too tired to continue, then wake up and do it again. The actual time I wake up and fall asleep varies and is dismissive, and I end up eating whenever I actually notice I'm hungry rather than on a semi-regular pattern. I don't even give any mind to my other hobbies anymore and my backlog has not only been not touched, I'm not even keeping tabs on what should go in it.
I have NEVER been sucked into a game like this before. is it just because it's a new genre for me, am I maybe a little autistic, or is this just norrmal for new people trying to overcome the learning curve? Regardless, I figure I'll lurk here for a while and hopefully absorb something useful, if only just perspective. Just from browsing this thread, it seems like this community has a decent learning curve too.
>>175592091
russian poland is so disgusting
>>175592137
Keep your western border to Sudan, that just looks bad.
>>175591686
These are your goals.
If Berlin is in the black state then ignore the "without Berlin" bit, if it's in the green state then take Pomerania and Brandenburg as well.
>>175592091
That absolutely based Krakow
>>175592091
The greatest nation to have ever existed
who wants to start a campaign with me? playing a real strategy game of course
>>175591943
>What did the Vandals call Carthage
do you have any idea what that might be? i'm struggling to find it
>>175592183
>>175591817
ironically enough, both arab provinces in sicily became norse in less than a decade after i conquered them
>>175592453
>strategy game
wrong general pal
>>175589984
If prefer it if only I could post my link
But you are all a bunch of memers so there's no point trying to stop you
>>175592453
Can you assault La Plata?
>>175592825
you tell me
anyone else watching Arumba play M&T 2.0?
opinions?
I managed to conquer land in Scotland because the King was a known demon worshipper.
Now that king has died, and they've elective succession with a 60 year old on the throne. How do I get a bunch of Scotsmen to elect an Englishman and unite Brittania without bloodshed?
>>175592304
Alright, I'll post in updates later
>>175592240
>EU3:DW
It's shit. Downgrade to In Nomine and install Mare Apertum
>>175593243
>replying to stale pasta
>>175583708
>the Leninist takeover is just 5d chess
If I want to play colonial Japan in EU4.
Should colonialism be my first idea group or is it something that can wait until my 2nd idea group?
Find a better world than this. You literally can not.
>>175593037
>get interested a bit
>go to YouTube
>the first thing I see is "YouTube Red giftcards are now available at your local convenience store! Please buy!
Sorry, m8. I lost all interest.
>>175593628
First.
If you take exploration as your second idea you'll most likely get to admin 7 in 1479 and it'll take up to like 10 years for a colony to be done.
You'd want to have an american province done by 1500 so you have a chance to spawn the institution.
>>175593657
When the Anglo lets the other inhabintents on his island live but lets put his bloodlust out on everyone else
>>175593891
>You'd want to have an american province done by 1500 so you have a chance to spawn the institution.
the colony doesn't need to be finished
>>175593493
>tfw unironically thought he was different
>>175594152
You'd still be tight on time and lower on probability if you took it as your second idea.
When was this event added?
I feel like I should accept and then release my french provinces as marches.
>>175594771
>politely decline it
1x respectfully disagree
>>175594771
Turns out I became the junior partner, thats stupid.
The quality of the thread really skyrockted once R&I and his pals stopped posting.
>>175583708
>>175593493
>>175594214
Did any of you really think he'd be able to do it?
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>dead for decades
>only fires now
11/10
>>175595159
Right after you posted this R&I is shitting up the thread to make it seem like without him threads are bad. >>175595214
How.
to.
remove.
EU4's.
cuck.
event.
PS: I want to lick the feet of a teenage girl.
>>175595210
What happened? Trump fucked up again?
LAST TIME ON "AMERICA V. COMMIES"
>The neferious Communists took over the White House
>Huey Long and his band of merry men marched into the White House and forced them out at gunpoint
>Austro-Hungary is the largest regional power in Europe
>The Turkish-Greek War enters it's sixth year, still not one battle has taken place
>Mexico was annexed by the United States
>The markets crashed - panic!
>Stalin was almost executed
>The Krauts annexed East Prussia
>Father Coughlin isn't certain but he thinks the Jews are up to something
On this episode:
>Where has Vice President Gereld Smith gone?
>A nice mustached man appears in Germany
>A nice man who likes the nice mustached German man's policies appears in Germany
>Curtis LeMay and Douglas MacArthur begin their two decade long plot to destroy Tokyo
>The Japs make their move
Introducing:
>Oswald Mosley
>Adolf Hitler
>Winston Churchill
>Corneliu Zelea Codreanu
>Hideki Tojo
>>175595349
Shut up, DIRTY KIKE
>>175595764
>Corneliu Zelea Codreanu
hype
>>175595764
Just put a portrait for Long in from KR laddo.
Based Erdogan
Any tips on a Knights Hospitaller run?
Should I keep the Knight ideas for muh coastal raiding or switch over to Jerusalem ideas?
>>175595729It's a meme from last night. Some guy's playing DH and elected Huey Long, an anti-establishment fascist who promised to stop interventionalist wars, end corruption in government, and fix the budget, but then he went to war with Mexico, hired Jewish cabinet members, and fucked the economy worse than ever before. It's pretty esoteric.
See
>>175543442
>>175544302
>>175544948
>>175545059
>>175596240
He didn't hire them, the mod forced them onto him.
The situation is resolved, as you can see here.
>>175595764
>>175595976
Oh shit how did I not think of that.
Gimme a few minutes to do that
>>175595764
Huey will make editorial cartoons real!
Someone explain how the Daimyo system works from the Shogun persepctive. I can only diploannex my vassals at the beginning or can I attack and forceannex them immedialy? If yes, what kind of consequences does that have?
>>175583708
white men
>>175583708
Fuck off, Silver Legion. This is our turf now.
>>175596508
hurry up lad, i want togo make some teabut i want to catch your next post beforehand
>>175595764
>>175596378
>The situation is resolved
dont kill memes lad
This is my first time back on the general in 2 weeks. It is just a really good thread or what? The quality seems to have gone right up.
>>175597330
don't force memes lad
>>175597341
It's the OC
When that dries up it's back to the old habits
>>175597191
>not having "occupy democrats" at the bottom
shitty shitpost lad.
So I wanted to get into CK2 for a while now, as sort of a newfag to grand strategy should I just disable all DLC until I get a hang of the ropes or can I just sort of have them running in the background ?
>>175593891
What's the quickest way to America?
Siberia then Alaska?
>>175595976
I'm not a clever man.
I put the hueylong.bmp from KR in the gfx\interface\pics folder and changed the ministers_usa.csv file to point at hueylong.bmp but it's still using the Unknown Minister portrait
>longfags will defend this
>>175598049
Enable Sunset Invasion, Charlemagne and the Monks one my dude.
>>175598192
wew lad
>>175598049
enable sunset invasion and conclave
>>175598401
>>175598197
Thanks for the quick responses dudes! I hope some day I will be able to give back the entertainment I received lurking these threads.
Am i shadow banned?
>>175598659
yes
>>175598509
dont forget to post your noob results my man
noob stories are best, you will never forget your 60 minutes of attempt to use boats for first time
what reforms should I get?
>>175599236
wait to get the university one
>>175598659
You can't get shadow banned on 4chan.
>>175599501
That's what (((they))) want you to thing.
>>175599769
If you ever think you've been shadowbanned on 4chan just start a Dark Souls 2 thread on /v/ and watch the yous roll in.
>>175599315
what about education?
>>175589846
not autistic at all unless you write it the literary or vernacular language of the place / time in which you're playing.
>>175593068
Asking this again
While Communists and Emperors tighten their grip on Europe, America will always be a bastion of freedom and a land of hope. (Except for Jews. Father Coughlin stressed that point very heavily)
With the 1932 Election due in just under a year, the Government is frantically searching for Vice President Gereld Smith who has been missing for two years now.
Anybody in here play Democracy 3?
Times are not good for the prairies. Huge storms of dust are tearing across the plains, ruining farms in their wake.
Should we do something or would that Communism?
God fucking damn it, I can't take this one nigger province Ethiopia has in Anatolia so my only options are to get .56 war exhaustion a month or peace out and leave that little nigger shit there.
Reconqusita finished. R8, please.
>>175600947
>le risk is grand strategy xdddd
off yourself
>>175600947
>Huelva
Remove tapas
>give knights of Calatrave Castille and Leon lands to have somebody help me
with reconquista
>babysit them for a while
>they are in solid position, 18k in levies plus holy order
>they form castille because fuck being knights
>mysteriously lose Leon to a much weaker emir while I'm not watching
>heir goes cathar so they don't even have access to holy order anymore, i can't join to support them and they are about to lose the remaining land
Decades of fucking reconquista against global caliphate gone because of two fucktards.
>Just as soon as I start to retake their land and start pushing Valois out of Britain entirely they take a white peace
>I give 115 thousand lives for none of us to even gain anything
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175601872
Stop losing more troops than AI in every war you fight.
You cannot help me
>>175602115
Sieges m8, they're not fun against fortresses.
>>175600834
Save the common man
>>175596512
Kek
fuck you HPM
>>175602330
Guess how long sieges against fortresses lasted against 20 regiments of artillery IRL. Ok, I'll give you a hint, it's between 3 hours and 3 days.
>>175600686
that game doesn't last long enough, I played it some hours each time a new dlc showed up but that's it.
>>175600890
Had to war my long time ally Ethiopia just to take those two provinces from them.
Quality mechanics.
>>175602789
Took me over two years with 24 regiments of cannons and a full blockade
>>175602850
Ah, ok. Thanks for the answer. That's the sort of stuff I'm looking for.
Can i use converted saves on EU3 MEIOU?
>>175602931
ITTY
BITTY
BABY
what's the id number for the austria petitions to join you as germany event?
>>175603259
just changeowner if you're gonna be such a faggot
>Three crashes later
A very nice well spoken man has become leader of Romania. The Austro-Hungarians may not stand for some of his ideas which include the reconquest of their lost territories.
>>175602959
I got killed a lot of times, I'm not sure I'm supposed to balance my decisions to avoid getting killed, but I just pressed load/continue and I continued from where I was dead.
>>175603259
all of the variations of that event are in Greater Germany.txt
>>175603719
Is it worth pumping some time into? Can I go Fascist?
tfw the more I play EU4 the more I come to hate it
>>175603971
Good, soon you'll be bullying eu4 kids with the rest of the big guys
WE
WUZ
QUINGZ
>>175604369
Nicely joked my friend. I understood those references.
>>175603861
I guess so, it's better to get a version with all the dlc so you can properly rule with iron fist. Don't mind the debt though, I usually just invest heavily in technology, education and economy and the money will return in time. Then once everyone is happy you take their freedoms
If you see Democracy 3 Africa around, that one is a standalone, it had less policies than the original with dlc I think.
>>175603719
>that picture
It looks a lot like Frauke Petry
>>175604559
Thanks for your time my main man this looks like it could be my brand of autism. Off to steal it.
>>175600947
Game?
It occurs to me that I didn't have a plan for what happens after I take Constantinople.
Why does the janitor get so mad at seemingly random things in this general specifically? Is this the thread he browses?
>ELECTION NIGHT 1932
The night was dark and a terrible thunderstorm outside rocked the foundations of the White House. Huey Long and his cabinet were gathered around the radio anxiously listening to election exit polls when suddenly a bolt of lightening struck a nearby transformer, cutting power to the building. The emergency generators were supposed to kick on immediately but after two minutes the building was still dark.
"Go to the basement," President Long said to Coughlin, "and turn on the generator."
Coughlin, holding a dim lantern for light, felt his way to the basement stairs and descended down. Brushing cobwebs out of his face he fed more fuel to the lantern hoping to find the generator quickly. When the room brightened he could not believe his eyes.
There - in the basement of the White House - was former Head of Intelligence William F. Friedman, wrench in hand attempting to destroy the generator. Friedman hissed quite Jewishly at Coughlin and leapt towards him with death in his eyes. Just as Friedman gained the upperhand the door to the basement was kicked in. Friedman and Coughlin looked up in shock - there was Vice President Gereld K. Smith. His Klan robes caked in two years worth of dried blood and noose in hand.
"GO ON, GIT. GIT OUTTA HERE JEW" Smith shouted, chasing Friedman out of the White House, through the Rose Garden, and out onto Pennsylvania Avenue.
Huey Long has once again won the US General Election.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBeuzs0lko
is there a mod in Victoria 2 that let's you form Mittelafrika or a Panslavic Union?
>>175605587
Swordfall Kingdoms. Top of the top when it comes to gsg.
>>175605620
Kill the Ottomans, or you are going to be fucked even if you do form Jerusalem.
>>175605649
He must do. I shitpost all over a few generals but in here you just shitpost once and get a warning. Once I got a warning for making a joke about Richard Plantagenet always rolling 9s.
You faggots bullied Grandi until he left, now the only Victoria II modder that is still active is that retarded faggot Simsulla, who somehow manages to break his mod further with every update.
>>175605769
Well, I'm allied with Poland who did accept the PU over Lithuania, and Crimea decided not to join the Ottoblob.
I'm also the current Pope and I called a crusade against the Ottomans.
Why is it so fucking hard to gain Alliances as the Knights?
>>175606172
Iraqpro is W&B
>>175606172
based ba'athists
>>175606172
>00:38:58
>>175606278
>00:39:58
huh, really makes u think...
>>175606153
Infuriatingly enough, in that particular campaign I could have allied the Castilian blob (Aragon + Naples), France, or A-H, but they were all sitting at their relation limit for 70 years. As you can see, Poland and Lithuania got raped in that game, and Muscovy wasn't enough to protect me from the Ottomans.
Also, set your relationship with the Ottomans to 'threatened', that was the little bit extra I needed to get the few alliances I did get.
>>175606395
wow that made me think
I'm never replying to this guy's posts again
>>175606492
Already done. Also set it to Friendly towards Ottoman enemies.
Austria -would- ally me if they weren't at their relation cap, fuck.
>>175606570
based wokeafpro
>>175606395
t. anti-Iraqpro
President Long has decided that the best way to accelerate the United State's way out of the Great Depression is through various "Make Work" programmes.
As the Navy is at capacity and the Army is currently not accepting recruits only one option was available to the President: A massive expansion of the Army Air Corp and the United States Marine Corp. Since this time last year 2,100 Strategic Heavy Bombers have been produced. In two years time the USMC will have been massively expanded with 25 new divisions expected to be complete in 1935.
>just about to win crusade for Jerusalem against the Fatimids
>emir of Jerusalem revolts
Well, fuck you too, Paradox
>>175601675
What mod is this?
All these leaders and only one has more than zero siege.
>>175606939
both hip and ck2+ just outright annex the rebel in that case
>>175606932
Accidentally my whole pic.
>>175606987
judging by the shitty interface it's HIP
kingdom rank finally
In EU4, does it even matter which unit I pick per tier?
The pips don't seem to make much of a difference in terms of where they are, as opposed to how many they are.
>>175607321
pick whichever has the most pips when it comes to their offensive ability to deploy fatal force against your cranium, preferably in the form of a firearm
>>175607294
Absolutely based
>>175607165
tbqh you can choose to not install that awful interface
>>175607321
>The pips don't seem to make much of a difference in terms of where they are, as opposed to how many they are.
Not really.
There's more shock damage early on, so defensive shock pips are more valueable than defensive fire pips.
Adding another offensive shock/morale pip over another defensive shock/morale pip may be the tipping point you need to stackwipe an enemy army in a fight.
Cavalry doesn't take as much damage generally, depending a bit on your nation(poland, hordes may use more cav or even go full cav).
For many nations I have cavalry for just the flanks and don't lose cavalry in most fights.
So their defensive fire and defensive shock pips aren't used.
For cavalry offensive shock deals much more damage than offensive fire, to the extent that the Dai Phat cavalry is actually a downgrade from the Mansadbar cavalry in the indian unit group.
Oh heck
A happy mustached man has come to power in Germany. He has quickly changed the nation's flag and withdrawn from the League of Nations.
A burning hatred of Bolshevism stirs in his heart but can he truly take on the powerful Communist bloc?
>you have died of depression
Should I try to convert my dynasty to Latin, y/n?
I started as Langobard, and now West Francia rules basically the full extent of Napolean's empire
>>175607749
OH HECK
Can CK2 import CNs form Venezuela?
OH SHIT BOYS
Because we the bastion of freedom in this dark and dreary world we get a bonus to our military.
Are we
>Infantry Pros
or
>Air Domination Pros
or
>Combined Arms Pros
>>175609069
COMBINED
>>175606492
Also what should my first Idea Group be, Religious?
>>175609156
Go fast
>>175608687
Yeah uhhhh
I don't think I'm going to win this one
>burn this hunchback witch at the stake
>gain just, diligent, and become known as "the Just"
q: Why is stellaris not allowed?
The mod doesn't disable the Anschluss event chain.
Germany may end up annexing Austria in '38
>>175609994
a: because it's not a fucking grand strategy you retard
>>175609994
Because it's 4x which has its own general
>>175609690
RIP
Were the jews actually poisoning the wells?
in ck2, how do you give away artifacts?
>>175609994
Because this is /gsg/ and not /paradoxgeneral/. Were it the latter we would also accept Tyranny, PoE, Magicka, and Cities: Skylines.
>>175605670
>Minister of Intelligence: William F. Friedman
>>175610358
right click on characteryou need 2.7.1
>>175610358
Right click on their portrait
>>175610393
People do post Cities: Skylines sometimes, although the others you mentioned obviously don't fit ITT. This still isn't a good place to post stellaris though.
>>175610602
>People do post Cities: Skylines sometimes
And theyusuallyget told to take it to the defunct /cbg/after getting told their picture is neat.
>>175610518
>>175610550
hmm I don't see it. i guess i'm stuck with all those ingredients
>>175610784
The same patch that lets you give away artifacts also gives the ingredients some actual use.
And also introduces an optional event to just throw them away on succession.
>>175611130
ok thanks
Is there a reason to build ironclads when monitors have better stats across the board?
>>175611753
Best colonization points per supply weight
>>175611753
just build whatever the fuck you want, really
the AI is so shit at managing fleets you can dominate the seas with man'o'wars as any GP
>>175611904
>1890
>fleet of 100 man 'o wars
>fleet of 15 cruisers
>cruisers win
I'm playing as Germany in DH Kaiserreich
Should I form the Kaiserbund?
I haven't played Victoria II in a few years, are there any good mods floating around that iron out some of the stuff in vanilla?
>>175612420
HPM is currently the go-to mod for liqqy. CWE for modern day/cold war stuff.
>>175583751
ah, yes. La plata. The cadre of the shittiest argie indie rock.
>>175605670
Post tech teams.i want to make more trump/long jewish conglomerate memes
>>175612590
Thanks anon
>>175606395
>>175606570
Post timer is 90 seconds, lads.
>quebec needs help against the leafs
>scroll over to america
fucking STATE of this
>>175610094
When does the mod end?
>>175613118
No worries. Word of warning for CWE: if you play as a capitalist bloc nation, particularly capitalist majors, you're likely to be short on cash for the first couple years. The reason being is that the world economy is organic and as such your pops are broke as fuck until it gets going. Just turn some stuff down and take out a loan. Current build makes it really difficult to go bankrupt so running a deficit isn't that big of a deal early on.
Wu lad
French socialists have awoken.
>>175613714
You're about 146 years late lad
>>175613714
>france is a nation
>ergo national socialists
based
>>175613891
based indeed
>americaanon isn't encouraging the jewish conspiracy memes by keeping friedman in the cabinet
>iraqanon isn't encouraging the ba'athist angle by unifying pan Arabiums/invading Iran
What low energy posters, tbvqh.
>>175613826
how did you even play as Iraq anyway? just released them from QQ?
>>175614050
>gallic COCK is unifier of europe
>vichyists actually believe this
>>175612795
Standard tech teams
>>175613304
1920 to 1964 I think, but the fact that Sikorsky Helicopters is in my tech team list makes me think he fucked up adding the Cold War Tech Tree
>>175614123You'll seeThey'll all see
>>175613589
Wu>Wei>Shu
>>175614270
Yeah that
There are some interesting releasable countries, but Iraq isn't really one of them.
I liked the rivers and farmland for this game though.
Some interesting releasable countries are Punjab(from delhi) and Smolensk(from Lithuania.
I guess zaphrozhie was kinda neat before the latest horde nerf, but even before that I'd rather go christian as crimea instead unless I wanted zaphorzhies op flag
>>175613589
kek. do you have the mandate now?
>>175614359
>You'll see
>They'll all see
https://youtu.be/uSTOcyevIOE
>>175614050
>when you're in the middle of a world war of unparalleled proportions but still have time to make passive aggressive post memes
NO THAT'S NOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
>>175592137
Going well.
>>175592137
>>175614961
>not taking egypt for gross copticiums
>>175615029
>overly blobbing
this isnt EU4 kid...
>>175615098
>reclaiming alexandria for the coptic faith from the islamists
>blobbing
Pick one, anon.
>>175592137
>>175614961
anything more than the horn blob will be hard. forming ethiopia is fairly easy though. spamming cav is OP as african uncivs
>>175614931
Looks fine to me.
At least you have different arab states.
>>175614782
The war was pretty well over for France after '40 tho. Outside of SS volunteers, french soldiers were doing fuck all.
>>175615391
Yeah, but it's not like they weren't in a state of constant war readiness. The resistance alone would have kept them mobilised.
>>175613589
Yep. I've got a wall of vassals/post-Mingsplosion tributaries to prevent a neighboring Ming from tanking my Mandate gain, too.
>>175615509
Once again, they really weren't. The resistance was primarily located in Zone Occupee so it wasn't their problem. Vichy forces were doing fuck all until Torch.
>>175613151
Black and Based.
>>175615645
Huh, I see. I honestly don't know much about this era so I'll bow to your superior knowledge on the subject.
>>175615726
It's not really common knowledge. The Resistance is one of those things that is ridiculously overhyped to give the French a """"rightful"""" place at the winner's table and Vichy involvement in the conflict has also been overstated in recent years at the behest of (((them))).
>>175615382
Make italy red too.
>>175616112
All I really know about it is Britain BTFO'd their fleet to prevent them being a viable participant.
Remind me, does backrow artillery Shock Defense partially also apply to frontline Infantry or am I remembering something wrong
>>175616252
Funnily enough, it almost did the exact opposite.
>>175616270
it applies to the front line unit.
I've heard different accounts on if it is front line unit or front line infantry.
Last time I was looking it up I found more stuff on it being the front line unit, so even cav.
Haven't tested myself.
They get half the defensive pip of the artillery.
>>175616351
Eh?
>tfw production leader in sugar with 2 sugar provinces
>tfw production leader in cloth with 4 cloth provinces
>>175616186
It was red not that long ago.
I prefer some color variation desu.
>>175614961
All raring up for the horn.
>>175615283
I reckon I'll westernise before 1880 and be able to blob egypt and zanzibar before the European Imperialists can.
>>175615201
I'll consider it.
>>175616475
You're talking about Mers-el-Kebir, right? Prior to the incident, Vichy was a formally declared neutral nation. The incident led to Vichy cutting all diplomatic ties with their former ally and almost a formal declaration of war. Ultimately, it wouldn't matter due to the mutiny and scuttling in Toulon a few years later, but the Mer-el-Kebir raid had the exact opposite effect as it's intentions.
>>175617184
Not really, options were.
1. Rek vichy's fleet so it's so weak it doesn't matter what side it takes.
2. Keep it intact and pray to God they don't side with Germany
Giving the circumstances of their creation and the effective puppet status it wasn't a bad gamble. Had the French kept that navy and joined Germany they may even have been able to complete seelöwe.
>>175617449
So the worst possible scenario is the one that happened: doing fuck all damage to the fleet and completely ignoring a state's declared and internationally recognized neutrality.
>>175617586
Internationally by whom? No one but the Axis recognised Vichy as the sole legitimate government of France..
>>175598509
just turn them all on those are the bad dlcs
>>175617449
>>175617586
There was a third option which as for the fleet to sail to Indochina and remain there for the duration of the war.
This option was lost in translation/confusion between the British and French.
>>175617813
>give it to the Japs instead of the Krauts
>>175617715
All of the allies except the UK recognized Vichy France and maintained diplomatic relations.
>>175618032
Yes, that's why after the war they were recognised as the legitimate government of France.
>>175617927
>>175617813
Sorry I got that wrong.
The fleet was to sail to a French island in the Caribbean or to that little island under Newfoundland and remain there.
Alternatively it would have been placed (with a skeleton crew) under the guard of the (then neutral) Americans for the duration of the war.
>>175618130
If the U.S. would have gotten its way, it would have been.
>>175618209
The same US that completely disregarded protocol and pre war treaties after WW1 and caused Italy to turn fascist in the first place through not giving them Istria and arguably also caused Germany to turn fascist.
>>175618335
>no one accepted Vichy France as legitimate!
>lol that doesn't count because I say
Fuck off
why isn't this the flag of Greece?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Greece#/media/File:State_Flag_of_Greece_(1833-1858).svg
Best Hungary ironman start ever lads.
How can i get myself elected king if I'm an invader who claimed some de jure land?
>>175618416
>america is your standard for respectable diplomatic nations
*funds taliban and then goes to war with them ten years later*
>>175618726
>still moving the goalposts because you were wrong
You should move on to /his/. You'll fit right in.
>>175618829
>BRITAIN HAD NO RIGHT TO ATTACK VICHY THEY WERE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNISED
>But Britain didn't recognise them?
>HURR DURR MURICA DID SO THEY WERE LEGITIMATE
Go to bed, Petain.
>>175618963
>everyone except Britain recognizes Vichy including Britain's dominions
>Britain not being in the wrong here
Go to bed, Churchill.
>>175619147
>foreign government takes over france and makes a new country
>capital isnt even in paris
>this is the legitimate france according to american "diplomats"
>despite the fact all of the colonies of the legitimate france say this isn't the legitimate government of france
>american """"diplomats""""
>>175617132
South has now be conquested. Time for the horn,fuck somalis watch this shit
>>175619464
>foreign government takes over france and makes a new country
Since when did Vichy exist outside of France? Since when did the Vichy government happen AFTER the armistice and not before?
>this is the legitimate france according to american "diplomats"
According to everyone's diplomats except Britains* including British dominions such as Canada and Australia.
>>175618597
Get your ruler, or his kid, a claim to the throne you want---if the title is elective, they'll stand a chance at getting votes.
I'm gonna make Bomber Harris look like a fucking pacifist
>>175619687
There's a guy IRL who did that. His name was Curtis LeMay.
>>175619674
No, so I'm the King of England, Wales, and Ireland. Scotland is independent, but have elective succession.
I managed to seize the duchy of Alba after the previous king was a heretic, but he was deposed of before I could make further gains.
As I am de jure Scotland, I can vote in the elections and nominate a successor: How do I convince the Scots to make me/my son king and unite Brittania?
>>175619639
>canada and australia
>actual countries
Now I KNOW you're meming. Even today they're still under the Queen, and Australia and NZ still have their cuck stamp flags. Yanks have no concept of diplomacy and the Soviets are dirty commies.
dresden never happened but needs to happen again
Any flag makers here? I have a request that will give you artistic liberty within my parameters.
>>175620227
>I have a request that will give you artistic liberty within my parameters.
Sounding a bit dictatorial there, laddo.
If you're not in a rush I can make you an ebin flag tomorrow, if you want it before then you're shit out of luck because I'm away from my main PC.
>>175620227
Ill give it a shot, but dont expect AFPG levels of superiority.
>>175620227
stop posting arabfu
>>175619687
So how are you going to dominate the air without fighters or destroy enemy troops without tacticl bombers
>>175620667
>>175620227
>not going to slavs for your ASMR needs
https://youtu.be/U4OxxrVZjNs
I bet you plebs play HoI4 as well.
>>175620969
Their planes can't take off if they have no runways.
>>175620358
>>175620554
I want a Fascist Dominican Republic flag that utilizes either a swastika or
the Falangist arrows. You can use either the regular republic flag or Santo Domingo as a base.
>>175621095
Why do you want that?
>>175619921
Is it basically impossible?
>>175621376
the default one sucks
>>175621501
Huh.
For the lad who eventually makes it, hee's some good Falangist arrows.
>>175619464
>American diplomats
>And Canadian and Australian diplomats
>And Mexican and Brazilian diplomats
>And literally everyone except Britain's diplomats
>>175621567
And some red ones, as the Spaniards used.
Press F for Franco
>>175621567
>>175621748
So fucking aesthetic. El yugo y las flechas is actually much more spanish-er than just falange. Ferdinand and Isabel used it and it references the Gordian Knot
>>175621920
F
Rip my nigga
>>175619771
Good ole "Bombs away" LeMay
Where are party names stored in Victoria 2?
>>175621920
Anyone know how to view what other countries armies up to in DH?
I want to observe wars but I can't see anything going on due to fog of war.
>>175622857
Fascist symbolishm is always ebin because Fascists actually care about the countries in question.
>>175614931
>play meme start date
>get meme'd on
>>175623156
Daily reminder that Hitler was a globalist.
>>175623357
Wrong.
Anyone know if there's a submod for After the End that removes everything south of the Rio Grande?
>>175623523
Why would you want that?
I want an After the End mod that goes all the way down to Patagonia.
>>175623392
He wanted Europe to be borderless
So I was losing pretty bad until I zipped over and nabbed their capital and managed to jew them out of anything more than independance.
If human life had literally any meaning in this game I imagine I'd be the one laughing right now desu
>>175623128
Hearts of Iron 2 codes never changed
nofog should work
>>175623628
Europe ain't the globe "bucko"
>>175623585
Same reason I disable India in regular CK2.
Don't really care about it and it never impacts the US/Canada (the only part of the map that matters)
>>175623720
>allied with someone who wanted Africa to be borderless
>allied with someone else who wanted Asia to be borderless
Keep telling yourself that
>>175623730
South America/India > North America/Europe
>>175623628
>what is croatia
>what is hungary
>what is romania
>what is slovakia
>what is vichy france
Please tell me you're just pretending to be retarded.
What game is the Huey Long poster playing?
>>175624086
ur mom lol
>>175623926
>3 distinct racial/regional groups coexisting
>globalist
Pick one
>>175624086
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
>>175623926
>two kinds of saint cult, neo-aztecs, minor religions
>vs
>two kinds of catholics, protestants, anabaptists, rust cult, americanists, cetics, atomicists, some minor native religions
hmmm
>>175624086
OMG hahahAHAHAHAHAHA
>>175624323
Darkest hour, peace without victory mod.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J0V5xdzJV5I
>>175621095
I'm posting some falangist ones I made and ameme one i made for funbig ones will follow
>>175624474
Oh it's just that? I thought the map looked different for some reason but I recognized the UI.
>>175621095
>>175624585
>>175624474
Is Darkest Hour all war all the time? The time period is really interesting to me.
>>175624585
Fucking ebin tbvqh, laddo.
If it's any help I found this, might look good as the colour scheme matches the Puerto Rican nationalist party and all Caribbean niggers are the same.
>>175624779
That mod is, yeah. It's a HoI game so usually it consists of 2-6 years of build up followed by big league war.
>>175624716
Yeah, at least I think, he might have another mod.
>>175621095
>>175624739
heres the big ones
>>175527286
t.cykaman
>>175621095
>>175624948
>>175624437
*stares silently with a confused look*
Are you okay, my good sir?
>>175621095
>>175625113now the meme
>>175621095
>>175625284
bigger
>>175625181
NOOOOOOO
I.... I want.... I NEED TO MASTURBATE
NOW
>>175625113
>>175624948
>>175624739
>>175624585
These are good, but they break the rule of tincture. I would recommend putting a white diamon (square turned 45°) in the centre, behind the arrows, so that it doesn't break the rule of tincture.
Whats a good EU4 overhaul mod that's decent that is 1.18 to 1.21 compatible?
inb4 uninstall.exe
>>175624585
>>175624739
>>175624948
>>175625113
Very nice. I think the black one is best.
>>175626310
Even better would be to move the symbol to one of or all of the quarters of the flag.
>>175625284
>>175625447
I unironically really like this. Too bad it doesn't fit the shape of Vicky 2 flags.
Here's a flag for inspiration of Rafael Trujillo who was supposedly fascist but probably wasn't. I don't know enough about Dominican history to make that judgement myself.
>>175619602
Wew Zuludont ask why so little time had past I went togo have tea
>>175625284
>>175625447
why are you spoilering swastikas
>>175586713
>Arian
>>175628108
So the Germans don't get sent to prison, maybe?
/a/ is kill
>First ruler unites Brittany into a duchy at the cost of all his piety cause the rest of the counties were out holy warring with France in Iberia (good thing literally the first thing I did cause I have no idea what I'm doing was ask for indulgences to see what it does)
>dies at 67 shortly after getting a foothold in Great Britain at Winchester
>Next ruler assassinates a shitton of Karlings to keep France in constant disorder while he conquers enough of Wales to form the kingdom, also claims 2 English duchies and a scattering of counties and gets a foothold in Ireland
>dies fighting in northern Wales at 72 after living to see Mercia inherited by the damn French and Northumbria blobbed to fill in the space between them and a solid as fuck Pictland ceding nothing to nobody
>Current ruler gets the chess with death event almost immediately and cheats to survive
>fabricates claims in southern Ireland for several counties
>forms England through a hodgepodge of claim fabrication on a county, inheriting a county, installation of an heir to a third county as a duke, fabrication on a duchy fresh off it stealing a county from a landlocked Germany, and finally a lucky as shit invasion of East Anglia by some pagans out of Gelre
>completely kicks what started as Northumbria out of England by repeatedly taking de jure counties from it and its numerous rebels until it was reduced to just a 2/3rds Galloway
>survives multiple civil wars from my god damn council wanting to be empowered while in the middle of conquering Northumbria
>manages to snag Chester from France and Roazhon from Middle Francia when they rebelled
>by this point I'm in my early 80s, marveled that I'm still in perfect health except for some minor exhaustion, and I'm noticing I've somehow accrued 640 in Wealth and 7370 in Prestige
>do a quick tally and realize I boarder 2 Irish counties and an Irish duchy with which I can war for tributary status without violating a truce
>declare war on all 3 and rush for Emperor
>>175603497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_vpttEhw7s
>>175628802
rip. Good job Eurocucks
>>175628802
Good.
>>175628948
CZCbro is that you
>BREAKING NEWS FROM EUROPE
The Pact of Steel has been signed.
The Germans agreed to the Viennese-Berlin Axis only if the Austrians complied to the so called "Five Demands."
The details of these demands are unknown, but what we do know is that German Italy and parts of Austria were ceded to Germany while Arthur Seyß-Inquart and members of the Fatherland Front have assumed government under Charles von Habsburg.
Italy still controls a single province in Bosnia.
>>175624086
Don't listen to the shitposters. This is Graviteam Tactics with SweetFX
>>175629290
what are those countries in Northern Italy?
>>175629525
Austrian puppets
>>175629525
Duchy of Milan and Republic of Venice, both Austro-Hungarian puppets.I gave Trento to Venice but I'm not sure if it should go to the Germans instead for the sake of borders.
>>175629594
the ausrians declared war on italy?
when?
>>175628802
where were u when nyaa was kill
>>175628802
so much for the tolerant left
>>175629651
Waiting for the Huey poster to update and pretend everything is fine.
>>175629290
>Italy still controls a single province in Bosnia
Fucking pasta niggers, why are they so funny?
>>175629645
Start of the game nigga keep up god damn smdh
I believe that 90% of the people that play grand strategy games are in general more introverted, anti-social, suicidal, (far-left/right), psychopathic, prone to mental illness, and slightly to moderately autistic (rich internal imagination).
>>175629803
Ay, what's the name of the mod/where might one get it ?
>>175630003
I believe the person who made this post believes sweepingly broad generalisations based of pre-established folk lore makes him a mystic of a higher calibre than the world has ever known.
GOD DAMN IT HE'S FUCKING BACK
FRIEDMAN YOU SHIT GET OFF MY CABINET
How believable is this world?
>>175630397
SUBVERTED
>>175630397
Many such cases!
>>175630397
Anon, mod please.
>>175630538
That depends on how much ethnic cleansing happens.
>I'm going to play a game as a Hungarian Cathar. Starting in Mali.
Fuck this game sometimes.
>>175630538
>neon borders
Not at all.
>>175630397
You can't defeat the jew, lad. Give up.
>sphere Egypt
>have to station 60k men in Suez to put down mass reactionary uprisings every other month
THE PERIOD OF PEACE PROMISED TO US BY THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS IS OVER
THE SHACKLES ON AMERICAS MILITARY ARE UNBOUND
MANIFEST DESTINY IS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiVjlknuSw
>>175630890
WHAT IS THE FUCKING MOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175630685
Justify not starting in ireland
>>175628892
Way to go
William F Friedman has been removed from the Long Cabinet for the seventh time.
The Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, Hiram Evans, has been appointed to replace him.
>>175631019
Tired of Ireland.
(Actually, Scotland is also a great start, probably even better)
>>175630882
The Anglo's work is never done.
>>175627745
>Poland won
Ive never seen this happen holy shit.
>>175631608
>William F Friedman has been removed from the Long Cabinet for the seventh time.
Top fucking Kek, whoever that Jap is running the PES team, sorryu or whatever, he needs to put Friedman in the team.
On the same day we celebrate our FREEDOM and INDEPENDENCE, the Japs have crossed the frontier to slay the Godless Reds.
new mayo vid
twitch (dot) (teevee)/videos/139388308
The Chinese have descended into civil war, the Japanese have annexed Mongolia, and the Soviets are storming through Manchuria.
It's a strange war.
sorry in advance but I'm on a shit computer that can't run much games and I'm pretty much maxxed out on CK2, vic2, and hoi3
so is bloatmod required for eu4? how playable or unplayable does it make it?report and ignore steamgruppe
>>175632813
For the love of god anon, what's the name of the mod ?
>>175631698
We grow ever stronger
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAR EAST
SLANT EYED GOOKS KILL GODFEARING AMERICANS; CURTIS LEMAY HAS FIRE IN HIS EYES
>>175632930Peace Without Victory
>>175633492
Thank you senpai.
>>175633492
EXTRA EXTRA
ZIPPERHEADS REFUSE TO PAY COMPENSATION TO THE POOR WIDOWS
>>175633648
Got any CVs?
>>175633648
DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
>>175633648
>Okay
>>175610097
>>175610107
if it's 100% 4x, why even mention it?
I asked because the OP specifically siad it's not allowed
HEY UNCLE SAME PUT YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF HIS LIST
AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STARTED SHAKIN' HER FIST
AND THE EAGLE WILL FLY MAN, IT'S GONNA BE HELL
WHEN YOU HEAR MOTHER FREEDOM START RINGIN' HER BELL
AND IT FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS RAINING DOWN ON YOU
BROUGHT TO YOU COURTESY OF THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI
>>175633890
On one hand this is good. Crushing gooks, especially when they deserve it, is very good.
On the other hand you are helping the Soviets.
Oops, can't turn Hungarian this game, they all got wiped out
>>175634116
just like real life
>>175634116
Who do you think is next in line?
Freedom is not negotiable
>>175633210
You going on to modernize now?
If you wait for the Scramble I believe demand concession/establish protectorate is half price. You could conqueor somalia and reorganize it into a satelite state, along with Sudan/Darfur.
>>175615382
I wish HIP was kept updated
I want my historical poos in loos
>>175634324
dog bless :DDD
>>175634148
Hungary is a myth.
Haven't seen it in 5 games.
>>175633890
are you playing DH? are you using a steam version? i downloaded the OP and after 4 hours i still cant get it too run.
>>175634664
Stop using windows 10
>>175634521
They start out in charlymeme start in a very terrible position: The only nomads they can do nomad CB stuff against are the Khazars, who will stomp them every time, no questions asked. Several of their provinces start out in the de jure territory of their slavic neighbors who can easily defeat the superior forces of the Huns via defensive pagan bonuses. And for some reason AI huns always wanna aggro the Bulgarians even though it's not a fight they can win.
>>175634664
it's a Windows 10 thing. Just buy through steam. Works fine and costs less than a portrait pack
The Japs have landed in the Philippines. Only the 17,000 brave men of the Philippine Division stand against the Yellow horde.
>>175634664
Does the OP still have DH or do you mean keylogger.ru?
OH SHIT
SHOULD WE DO IT BOYS?
>>175634947
Nuke the Dirty Gooks!
>>175635012
yes it has dh gog version
im just gonna buy it on steam. cant wait to play this thing
>>175635174
NO ENEMY IS TOO STRONG FOR A REAL AMERICAN
BRING ON THE YELLOW DEVIL
>>175635174
Don't it just give them shitloads of free carriers.
Its just extra hassle.
>>175635291
Enjoy unreadably small text.
>>175635174
Nah, it's cheating to make the AI stronger or weaker.
>>175635318
I take this back on reading this.
>>175635343
BREAKING NEWS FROM EUROPE - >GERMANY DECLARES WAR ON COMMUNISM
TAKE YOUR BETS NOW
MEANWHILE OUR BRAVE FIGHTING BOYS SOLDIER ON AGAINST THE YELLOW BASTARDS IN MANILA!
>>175635427
>>175635343
>>175635507Too late
>>175635174
DO YOU HAVE ANY CVs?
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Is it just me or is EU 4 pretty much unplayable now? 50% of the games I've played feature an Ottoman-Russia alliance that controls a quarter of the globe in 1500. Fucking awful. Just had another game ruined by this.
>>175635605
From your previous posts about this mod regarding Russia, I expect the Krauts to be absolutely stomped.
>>175633210
wew, never seen the qing do this. this game is really odd.
>>175634369
see
>>175592137
I will westernise before 1880. going to goFascist and make aCoptic religion-state
>>175635646Very fewBut I have a 20/20 deathstack in my build queueI should have built them starting in the 20s
>>175635343
USA is so overpowered in DH and WW2 in general you might as well give japan magic boat sluts.
>>175635772
I don't play DH, what's a 20/20 and how long will it take? 20 CVs/20DDs or CVLs?
>>175635605
>Fascist and make a Coptic religion-state
>1939
>france is still up
I don't even know
>>175635427
>tfw will never get to experience optimal dh experince
>>175635717
That seems really slow westernization unless HPM hit them with another malus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzkXxXjwxE
THE LATEST UPDATES ON THE WAR:
>GERMANY ANNEXES PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF POLAND
>AUSTRO-HUNGARY ENTERS INTO THE WAR ON GERMANY'S SIDE
>TOKYO AND BERLIN ALLY THEMSELVES; GERMANY DECLARES WAR ON AMERICA
>FRANCE VOWS TO GIVE THE KRAUTS A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE
>UNITED KINGDOM ENTERS THE WAR "FOR OLD TIMES SAKE"
>FATHER COUGHLIN CONFIRMS TO TO THE WORLD PRESS THAT, QUOTE, "INDEED THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS"
>>175636226
Looks like the Greco-Roach War actually had some things happen.
>>175636226
I'm betting good money germany is going to collapse to France because commies keep them busy.
>>175636501
Nah, the frontline has been sitting there for coming up on under 20 years now.
>>175636226
Invade Turkey, take Eastern Anatolia, counter gas the Turks and Kurds there and give it to greater Armenia.
>>175636564
River crossings are a bitch.
Also what happened in Persia with the Soviets?
>>175636624
That's historical.
Anglo-Soviet occupation of Iran. Postwar would see the Soviets attempt to set up a Kurdish Soviet Republic to mixed reactions from the west.
How do I into dismantling nations? I enforced it but literally nothing happened other than they lose some prestige and armymen.
>>175636914
So that's when the Kurds first started being shit.
>>175636914
Forgot anglos were in the war now for literally nor reason.
>>175637167
It's because of jews.
>>175636948
You need to activate Great War and the nation you are dismantling have separatist core.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Two proposals were put forth on how to win the with science, and with a lack of other options the War Cabinet approved both.
The first plan called for the corpses of various experienced Generals from the Spanish War through Mexican Expedition to be removed from cryogenic storage and placed in command of key army groups, beginning with General Barnett.
The second plan informed the Cabinet of the plan to build an "Atomic bomb." The scientists assured the Government that the Germans were making rapid progress on their version of the weapon and that massive funding is needed to catch up. When informed that the bomb had the ability to wipe out Tokyo in a single blast, Curtis LeMay was forced to excuse himself from the meeting citing, quote, "a massive erection"
meiou and taxes 2 leak when?
>>175637381
Like the other poor devils in China, India and Japan, a great new field for sweatshops to be opened up, so that these new industries which we are creating in Britain today will be destroyed as the old industries were, simplified, rationalised machinery, with a few white surveyors, and then the masses of cheap, coloured labour, torn off the land and taken into the sweatshops to work and labour, and cough their guts out with tuberculosis until they too are thrown on the scrapheap of the sweatshops. Is that worthy of Britain? Is that to be the future of Europe? And is this competition to be organised within our European brotherhood? Bringing in these sweat-fields in Africa into our Europe civilisation, so that the financial power in one European country can use it against the financial power in another? Or the great financial central power of the world, now shifted from the City of London to Wall Street, New York? Shall be able on the mass of money, of wealth and of power which it brings to it? Again and again to exert it's influence in politics? Until that you see the day, it is childish nonsense to say that a British government rules Britain! Its nothing to do with British government or the British people! The government of the world is the financial government! The power of money, and of money alone!
Panic
>>175637663
>The second plan informed the Cabinet of the plan to build an "Atomic bomb."
More Jewish physics! Bravo Mongkins, this is our president now.
>/twg/ and this are the only boards on /vg/ (hell, all of 4chan) that i browse anymore
>/twg/ is nothing but autistic warhammer memery with the occasional attila or shogun 2 thrown in
You guys made the right choice in purging the Stellaris fuckers, science-fiction fantards are a fucking plague and need to be rebuked every possible chance.
>>175637891
>Panic
>BASED national socialists besting judeo-bolsheviks
Think you mean celebrate, (((Friedman))).
>>175635174
They are already weak due to the soviets
>>175583931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdftnURWBs
It's so much worse than we though
>tfw you have several colonies, was the first to colonize anything
>tfw Colonialism starts in england, the last country to colonize anything
Fuck me. That shit is never going to spread to me in Portugal.
>>175637991
What if I only play as various human meme nations in space?
>>175637991
True, but R&I keeps trying to spam the Distant Worlds OP by making multiple threads, and his autistic message that encourages Steamcordplaza to shitpost. What's worse is every time two threads are made Steamcordplaza always bump his with "white", "based", "white men", etcetera posts. LUCKILY the janny deleted his Steamcordplaza thread today but next time we might not be so lucky.
It is done
>>175638170
Celebrate that Nat Socs are winning lad
>>175638137
NATO traitors out.
https://youtu.be/3pngcjizEYc
>>175638294
What happens if you don't take the mandate and simply annex them? Is the mandate dead forever? Do you get it? Can you reform it?
>>175638248
Then you get reported for not staying in >>>/vg/civ4xgen
>>175638268
I ironically bump his posts with W & B
>>175638490
What happens if you annex the HRE?
>>175638170
Wait, why is Germany only fighting one front?
>>175638490
mandate is kill if the emperor gets annexed
Is EU4 fixed now
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WAR
>MOSCOW SURROUNDED BY GOOSE STEPPING KRAUTS, STALIN TRAPPED INSIDE!
>PACIFIC ISLANDS CAPTURED BY THE JAPS; PEARL HARBOUR REINFORCED AGAINST INVASION
>MASSIVE ARMY RECRUITMENT UNDERWAY, US ARMY TO BE ONE OF THE WORLDS LARGEST BY NOVEMBER OF THIS YEAR
>MASSIVE INDUSTRIAL EXPANSION BEGINS
>JUST TRY AND STOP US
>>175638705
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoney_War
>>175638589
Yeah, well you do the general a disservice. By validating his thread you propogate Steamcordplaza's attempts to infiltrate us, they use that meme message as a battle cry.
Don't even take my word for it, simply look at the past three threads, where he lost, they have all been of much higher quality than any of his Distant Worlds OPs. Look at the ratio of in topic to off. Even the shitposting is relevant and in keeping with the games.
>>175638819
define fixed
>>175638853
Playable
Fun
Not braindead retarded
>>175638840
Post your carriers under construction. Can you name the class?
>>175638946
If they aren't at least Essex then he should LITERALLY kill himself.
As Portugal should I convert to protestant? Or remain catholic?
>>175638840
Usually Fall Gelb takes place long before Germany reaches Moscow this mod you are playing is fucky
>>175638842
I always come in here for a week then come back a month later, a month ago nobody cared and ignored R & I, what happened?
I think this is the single greatest button ever added to any game ever.
>>175638920
see above
>>175638978
It'll be a nigger rig tier like this.
since gsg are armchair historians, is it really genocide if they fight back?
and i don't mean pogroms on civilians because soldiers got a little peeved at the enemy, i mean if everyone in the middle east joined ISIS, would it be fair game to nuke em all?
It's too bad Magna Mundi and East v. West have probably made Paradox too paranoid to license their games. I'd love to see what the M&T team could do if they could implement their own systems, rather than having to hack around the ones already in place.
>>175639107
Steamcordplaza now love the R&I meme, any thread with it gets a dozen or so meme replies from them.
>>175639165
Whomever designed this should kill them self
>>175639194
>the deliberate killing of a large group of people, especially those of a particular ethnic group or nation
yes
the reasonseven the best onesdon't matter, mass murder is mass murder
>>175639293
The Langley was a perfectly fine vessel.
>>175639339
i'm sure there's UN provisions that only account if its defenseless innocents outside of google definition?
>>175638946
20x Wasp Class and as soon as research is finished I'm pumping out 20x Essex Class and 20x Cleveland Class
>>175639107
>Long before Germany reaches Moscow
The Germans usually don't get to go to war in early Spring. They lucked out hard.
>>175639279
Why does Steamcordplaza stick around, HPM doesn't come around here anymore
>>175639419
>a floating platform
>>175639475
So 20 CVs and 20 CLs?
>>175639479
Why do Bees like flowers, anon? They're shitposters, it's what they do. Just remember to report any DW OP and the rallying call of Stramcordplaza, R&I.
Gonna stop here for tonight, will continue tomorrow evening.
>>175639659
Why cant we go back to the turkslayer days so much less shitposting and more quality posts
>>175639759
>German siege abilities
>>175639759
The fuck is up with turkey and greece? Are they still fighting?
>>175639759
remember lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
>get emotionally attached to my cities/population/manpower
>get guilty for waging offensive wars
>always try to fortificate my country while improving relstions with everyone
>help small countries defend themselves
maybe i wasn't meant for /gsg/
>>175640330
iktfb
>>175639128
Are you serious
I position thousands of cannons in range of their fort and I have to spend 50 fighty mana to actually use them?
>>175638240
It should be growing in Lisbon, no?
>>175640482
It wasn't.
It is now after an event fired that gave 100 Colonialism to coimbra.
>>175640450
No, you pay 50 mana to bless those cannons with divine turkwall-breaching munitions to save two years of hoping they fall
>>175640330
No it's alright, I do that too.
In my currentMEIOU & Taxesgame the Netherlands proper haven't had an enemy army step on them in over 250 years and are more highly populated than China as a result of huge subsidies and building projects to improve the standard of living.
I'm also contemplating moving to an entirely mercenary army, so as to avoid the unnecessary death of any Dutch citizens.
>>175640698
>MEIOU & Taxes
I was waiting for 2.0, but should I bother with 1.x? How much does it change the game?
>>175640816
It changes it a shitload honestly, enough so that in some respects it really isn't even a similar game. Development, for example, is basically an entirely different mechanic. Similar with buildings and how they create modifiers with your nation.
DESU I'd play it now if you've got time, just so you can become more familiar with what it changes and the shift to 2.0 isn't so overwhelming when it comes. Besides, it'll give you something to do while waiting for 2.0 to actually become stable.
>>175639128
also love just seiging up all of anatolia with no resistance because the ottomans think it's absolutely crucial to send all of their troops to die in lithuania, which is odd since ai almost always go for me if they have the choice between me or an ai in a different war
think I'll give my pet phoenix it's cores first since they might get uppity if I give bulgaria theirs too
HOW DO I FUCKING RESTORE THE ROMAN EMPIRE WHEN ALL MY VASSALS WANT TO DO IS DICK AROUND FIGHTING THEMSELVES AND JOINING FACTIONS EVERY TIME I GO TO WAR FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING VULTURES
DO NOT REPLY WITH MEMES
>>175641889
As someone who is new to EU4, what trade goods are good and which are trash?
nyaa.se is dead.
This wouldn't have happened if europe was still monarchist.
Justify not restoring the rightful rulers of your country right now?
>>175641889
>play mementines
>want to restore meme empire
>do not reply with memes
>tfw cant run darkest hour
>>175642138
Holy fuck. I thought you were joking but Nyaa really is gone.
>>175642138
>Anti-Christian democracy would be a caricature which would sink into either tyranny or anarchy.
t. EU founder Robert Schuman
>>175641958
Is this loss?
>soviets declare war on me
>fascists immediately declare war on soviets
Based.
>>175640330
>60,000 swedish cannoneers
>45,000 swedish conscripts
>120,000 vietnamese, arabian and west african dragoons
Guess who're the first and the last to invade Russia
>>175643046
Swedes because they are cucked on genetic level.
>>175642748
so how do I even win wars in this game, I feel like I'm out of manpower and Russia can do this for decades.
>>175641889
Go North Korea mode.
The barons will hate you for it after you revoke the counts, but you can take it. Because you're not a hero, you're a silent conqueror, a watchful protector, a Purple Phoenix.
Is way of life focuses broken in latest ck2 patch? Seduced 30+ woman and still only aspiring.
Heir apprentice board gamer for 20 years.
>>175643960
>not banishing the barons as well
>>175638240
If this shit happens, I think you have to spend a few k mana kickstarting it in one of your provinces.
>'darkest hour has stopped working'
>>175643630
So is this just the fate of a war with Russia? Any time I try to push in or anything I get stopped at a river
I tried to get around the river, and dealt with a shit ton of attrition.
Someone tell me how to not suck.
>>175645014
>tfw doesn't happen to me because i didn't fell for windows 10 or amd memes
Get fucked frogposter
>>175644878
>>175638240
happened to me in my netherlands game, pretty homosexual
England literally didn't have any colonies even started in the new world but they still got it over everyone else
had to get a CN to get it to start spreading in my land because they hate everyone around them
>>175645306
oh boy, minor gains approaching
>>175645501
Does England get priority in getting Colonisation then or why?
>>175638240
Dont you gain progress toward colonization by having colonial nations anyways? You will probably get it before France.
>>175645621
it's random among anyone who meets any of the criteria
so just having the second idea in exploration makes them able to get it, not sure if meeting more criteria gives higher chances or what but maybe lucky nations have better chance or something because I've only spawned colonialism once in all my games
>>175645513
Poland shouldn't be a playable nation in HOI games.
>>175645372
do you have a steam copy?
>>175645964
I honestly prefer to play shitty nations in strategy games.
Also Moscow down,
Hopefully Germany will leave me alone when we both finish this war, considering im Democratic and not part of the Allies.
What has to happen for Spain to inherit the lowlands? From what I know only a marriage and Austria/the emperor having 6 or fewer provinces? Should just get him to release Tiro and Styria in a war?
>>175646643
Dunno but it happened 3 out of my last 5 byzantium attempts.
>>175638490
If you do that, the Mandate mechanic is completely removed from the game and you get an event for being the one who destroyed the Chinese Empire and put an assload of Chinese bureaucrats out of a job.
>>175646416
>I honestly prefer to play shitty nations in strategy games.
Maybe you should actually play a shitty nation then.
A-historical Poland playthroughs in every HoI game consist of being carried by Germany, abusing broken AI and game mechanics and generally evading gameplay and playing Poland as much as possible.
Might as well play Mongolia and a game of pretend at the same time.
so is hoi 3 better than 4
can i nuke israel
>>175647134
>1936
>Israel
Go back to whatever shithole
>>175646643
if castile has a marriage with burgundy they have a chance to get it instead of austria
just more luck in an already very luck dependent event
Castile going kind of nuts in western africa.
fucking china was just given all of italy and spain's african possessions in a peace conference
fuck i'm mad
>>175647039
I didn't intend to be carried by germany, I was fully expecting them to declare on me and I was preparing for that, but then russia declared.
Playing as any of the major powers just really isn't that fun.
And playing anything smaller than poland is a headache because you get like 3 factories.
Honestly im glad I didnt buy this game, it is kind of boring.
At least warring with soviet russia makes me want to hang myself.
What?
>>175648853
>plays meme nation
>gets memed on
>>175647286
israel forms later on in hoi 4 campaign
ignoring that blunder is it worth getting?
>my wife's whore
Brutal
Someone tell me I'm immensely playing this game wrong and a war with soviet russia isn't supposed to last this long
>>175650049
I'm gonna take a guess and say you aren't producing enough guns for that many men.
name a soundtrack worse than eu4
protip: you cant.
>play Yugoslavia
>put all different nationalist troops into one army
>they never rebel because they'll be killed by other nationalists
Where tho go from here ?
Does anyone have good download link for Victoria 2 3.04? Can't find it in the archive.
>>175651427
take the rest of the baltic coast
PLS VOTE FOR UNITED DUTCH COMMUNE
https://twitter.com/Kaisermod/status/858988387944026112
https://twitter.com/Kaisermod/status/858988387944026112
https://twitter.com/Kaisermod/status/858988387944026112
TWO MINUTES LEFT PLS VOTE
>>175651427
>christian
Kill yourself my cuck.
>>175641889
The first thing you should do is converting to a better religion, like Nestorian for example
Then everybody will love you
>>175651831
The superior religion right there
Holy shit starting out in Nubia is even easier than Ireland.
+ great opportunity for expansion
+ tons of religious allies without marriage bonds
+ Jewish money lenders
+ fantastic access to silk road trade routes
+ easy to change culture/religion
- shitty merc bands
- Nubian culture
- Abassid can only be attacked during revolts
I wonder if I should wipe out all of the Muslims or just build ships and head east to fuck up the Hindus. I'm leaning towards both.
Another day, another Byzantium run.
Ah yes, the (((Venetians)))
How unexpected.
Help
Can someone explain the Wokou incident to me? All I can get from it, that I either be open or closed as Uesugi?
>>175650683
viking gods
>>175650683
But I like Sabaton
>>175652646
>going up against russia and GB
just let this one go lad
if all of my councils are drunkard / stressed / paranoid and secluded have i fallen for the 'everybody in the entire realm is a secret heretic' meme?
I know thay byz has been done to death and back, but it's been a long while since I got coalitioned by intact ottomans. Not sure if a good thing or am about to get my face stomped.
Can you become the emperor of China while playing as a sunni altaic horde (Chagatai, Yarkand)?
I want to play as Chagatai and reform Yuan, but one of requirements is to be the emperor of China.
Before the MoH release i saw video on paradox youtube channel where they said that only eastern religions can be the emperor of China. So, what the fuck? How can i form Yuan if i can't be the emperor?
>>175653313
Becoming Emperor of China requires having an Eastern or Pagan religion, so Muslim Altaic nations will need to convert.
So, you can't. Time to conquer an eastern-religion province and piss off the Dhimmi.
Fuck this is easy.
Not gonna lie, its looking pretty bad. Should I ch*eat to destroy the Aztec title somehow and RP it as instability? I don't mind fighting it, but I really, really can't fight it. Not because I'm shit (I have more levies than both Aztec claimants) but because I don't have any CB's against it and unlike me and the Caliphate down there, it isn't an imperial-type government, so it doesn't get ANY decay from losing wars.
>>175653283
cross-religious coalitions are so fucking stupid
>hurr im the pope lets attack the guy trying to reconquer christian land from muslims alongside the muslims
>>175654106
>>175654106
you should stop posting your eu4 tier game
>>175654265
Yeah Pope attacking byz allied with otto was a bit of an oddity.
>paradox in charge of good ai
What did reddit's MP mean by this?
>As always, you may only play as a nation's subject with express approval. This rule does not apply to Daimyos and Tributaries.
>You cannot play as Ming, and you can pick one of the following - Denmark OR Sweden, Castile OR Aragon, Poland OR Lithuaniawhy steamcordplaza gets to have MP and we don't?
>>175654657
>reddit's MP
oh boy, I wonder what game could this be about
>eu4
huh, didn't see that 1 cummin 2bh
>>175654864
You are actiing indignant about a game most geared for MP being played in MP? How coy.
>>175654934
I'm stating that it is obvious that reddit would discuss an eu4 game, seeing as how it is most fitting to their level
>>175655012
You're forgetting that HoI4 exists.
If I'm playing a New World colonial country like the United States in EU4, then move my capital to Europe, will all my American land immediately turn into colonial subject nations?
>>175654657
probably that having two people play as e.g denmark + sweden is going to be a lot stronger than having a player with a retarded AI on a leash
>>175654439
It's not that bad.
so now that you can essentially vassal fully developed Russia in one war and integrate in no time at all, is EU4 finally dead?
>>175656320
hungary collapsed against ONE battle vs ottomans, so did mamluks
>>175598192
So Trump really is essentially Huey. Controlled by Jews and everything.
>>175656586
So did many other countries. That doesn't mean anything.
Anyone know where I am pirate Rule the Waves?
>>175656230
Do the Aztecs have to reform their religion?
Is Tengri reformed as well?
>>175657054
Can pirate
First time playing, as it is.
>I am High Chief Witosz of Silesia, south west Poland, 36 years of age.
>Shaman Izbor is being a dick, we are bitter rivals just a few months after I appointed him in the highest ranks
>Alright you fuck, go improve my relationship with the poles
>Few years pass rather uneventfully, some feasts, some praising the gods.
>High Chief of Poland declares war on me
>What the fuck did you do Izbor
>High Chief of Bohemia declares war on me
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
>Get clusterfucked, thousands of men coming from the north, thousands from the south
>In no capacity to defend jackshit, focus on my capital
>Still get obliterated
>Become liege to King of Bohemia
>He instantly turns on the poles and wages war with them on my territory
>Fucking shaman magic.
>>175657164
Yeah, they reformed it. Aztec Reformed is most powerful religion alongside Sunni. Catholics aren't doing so well, there's like a gorillion heresies. Orthodox is... surviving.
>>175657465
Coptic is good though.
>Oppressed Jewish Presence
Meow & Texas 2.0 confirmed an anti-semitic mod.
>>175656586
Justify this.
>>175657521
wtf happened to arumba, dear lord
>>175657603
>plays as a cheese build
>expects anything else other than cheese
huh really made methink
>>175657967
>build
EUIV really isn't grand strategy, it should be banned.
>>175657904
He has a full time job of sitting inside playing Grand Strategy Games while on an exclusive diet of soda, amphetamines and anti-depressants, what did you expect?
t. urks eternally btfo
>>175656230
Post cultures
>>175656230
>>175658360
Also
>Arian
Neat. Bonuses? What is it a heresy of?
>>175657904
He honestly looks good as a bald guy
>>175658360
I don't think either France or England can recover. Germany still has a chance as Saxony's still alive, I'm trying to get my alliance back with it. Even though my daughter's the queen mother, I can't do shit. It's getting sandwiched by random pagans as we speak.
>>175658509
It's a heresy of Catholicism. It just believes that Jesus is the son of God and is distinct from God. Only bonus is you can order unlanded courtiers to take the vows. There's no Papacy or anything.
>>175655289
yes
>>175651427
blob into baltics first, then pomerania and germany
>>175658783
You can alsoright-click rulers and make them lucky.
>>175658916
Yeah but what does it actually give them?
I hope this fucking mess sorts itself out before I reach 1444.
Why is HoI IV development so shit compared to Stellaris?
>>175659051
Bonuses to their stats
It can be removed, and you can hover over it to see what it does
If you want to give it to yourself, I think the command is:
add_trait lucky_ruler [id]
>>175659156
because paradox only cares about money and they have 6 guys working on hoi4.
>>175589984
Fight me, bro
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_GzZtr8t_S0aWxxU2QxQ0UtZ0E/view
>>175659839
terminal autism.
>>175659839
pretty sure they kill your kind first in third world countries
>>175659839
the somme is the natural border of france
>>175659839
I mean there's a certain point you cross when your story begins to read as a history manual from high school.
>>175660254
Third worlder here, can confiirm.
>>175659839
>pt1
>>175660254
Quite on contrary, friend
>>175659839
I dont feel so autistic now, thanks
>>175659839
>Games were converted from game to game manually, without use of any available converters.
Mother of god
>Loses one war
>Gets cucked for decades
>>175659839
I respect this kind of autism and dedication
>>175660665
what does that even mean?
>>175659839
>part 1
>94 pages
>>175659839
>pt 1
Where is the rest?
>>175660945
Probably like Heir of Aquitania. Instead of single save game, he make it into full mod.
>>175660375
That was the point, I modeled it after history books I grew up reading
>>175660665
Honestly CK2 -> Eu4 conversion is not that much a hassle, only a few hours. Eu4-> Vic2 is a bitch though, and not only because of POPs
>>175659839
where is part 2?
how the FUCK do I get personal unions in EU4
>>175661216
uninstall.exe
>>175660665
>he uses that piece of trash "converter"
How do I convince my wife to kill me? I already have 100 reputation but she keeps refusing for some reason.
>>175661216
luck
or get them to be your dynasty, wait for them to have no heir, claim their throne, and declare war
How do you convert it manually though? Do you edit only a save file or create a whole mod?
>>175659839
Now THIS is autism.
>>175661441
>create a whole mod
yep
>>175659839
Lads, I think this implies there's four parts.
Think about it, a novel's worth of AAR
>>175661441
The latter.
You can do it the easy way (converter) or fuck around with files manually. Or even both.
>>175661671
>a novel's worth of AAR
im so tired of vic 2 vanilla map colors
what is THE mod to make things spicy?
>Form Prussia
>The poles hate me now
What did they mean by this?
>>175662120
Well, I know what they meant now.
>crusader kings 2
>pope doesn't even call crusades very often and sometimes just calls them on a nearest heretic that gets beaten by whole europe within a month
>or worse, secret religions btfo europe out of any ability to crusade for anything and you just spend whole game roleplaying monkeys in zoo
>factions make prolonged wars and wars outside of your nearest border dangerous, fighting your own holy wars without having an army on standby at home is a good way to get hit with some autistic screeching to lower crown authority or grab some of your core provinces
also
>AI doesn't ever want to marry matrilineary unless it's number 16 guy in dynasty, females are never anywhere in a succession
>assassination reduced to plots
>no way you'll actually inherit anything because killing a dozen people through 80% plot power bullshit before the claim expires
I don't remember the last time i actually married into wealth instead of just marrying random genius sluts to breed genius heirs.
I feel like a game took a massive shit in fun department after all those patches. And especially in dynasty/plotting department.
I actually enjoy a lot of the new mechanics they introduced but the core aspects i used to play this game for have gone to shit.
>>175662424
>Preußen AND Habsberg
>34k men
m8, sort youself out
>>175662424
>>175662697
Well, playing near Poland was a mistake.
>>175662753
Atleast there was one last meme.
>>175662753
>letting a 14k stack get attacked without even applying a leader
You know you can make 4 allies, right?
>>175659839
holy shit
>>175663696
>Be me
>Allied with Austria and Poland
>They declare war on Hungary
>Austria joins
>Don't want to get buttfucked by the Hasburgs
>Tell them to fuck off
>Poland rivals me
I didn't think I'd get buttfucked this soon.
>cossacks is still 20 (twenty fucking) Euros on Steam
>8.5 on G2A
I'm only gonna get it for 2.0 anyways. Those jews aren't getting a penny.
I literaly started singing at the top of my lungs.
How do you get get the pirated DLC working for Stellaris? Disables all of the DLC when I try with creamapi.
spoonfeed me please
>>175664241
>buying
>>175664720
pirating DLC for a game I have on Steam seems risky to me.
>>175664774
Well then give your money to johan, you fucking pussy.
>>175664687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7mbwo4rSFU
>>175664774
It's no different than pirating mods you cuck.
>>175664934
Now that I think about it, I should have sung Fridericus Rex.
>>175664953
>>175664774
>not giving parajex interactive 512$ for CK2 + EUIV
>>175661671
>And there could have been an EvW part as well
>>175665038
I speak for all CK2 and EU4 players when I say we love our DLC.
>>175665179
Actually want to buy all the CK2 and EUIV dlc just to see how it is.
How much space does it take up
>>175665232
Just ctrl+f hastebin and follow instructions.
Then decide if you want to buy it.
>>175664953
So if I got the game on Steam and want to just add Cossacks and Rights of Man to the couple DLC I already got, I gotta use the CreamAPI right? Maybe I'll try my luck.
>>175665463
I have never bought a DLC on Steam yet have loads of DLC achievements. Nobody gives a shit.
>>175663856
>>Be me
Thanks for specifying, you inbred nigger
>>175662424
>>175662753
Fuck me up the arse I actually fought them off.
Now to rebuild and get ready to genocide the fucking poles.
>>175659839
impressive
>>175659839
That's awesome. I'll read it.
I've been reading a lot HoI III AAR's at the moment. Just finished the fantastic "From the Brink" and "Against the World"
>>175659839
What is it? I don't want a virus.
>>175666208
It's a virus that turns you into a girl do not click.
>>175666182
Are the AARs actually interesting? I only really like navies so I would get bored if it was just r8 muh blob stretched over 10,000 words.
>>175666208
Its a 94 page AAR book. It's part 1 of 4 from CK2 to HoI III following a single family/nation.
Its very detailed. Complete with family trees.
It's essentially a novels worth of AAR.
>>175666259
*clicks repeatedly*
>>175666347
1x Respectfully Disagree.
>>175666208
are you 60 years old or just retarded?
Proper thread
>>175666093
>>175666093
>>175666093
>>175666310
Yeah. Some are shit. Some get bloated with pictures and no text. Others are fantastic and very detailed
This one is great taking command of the USSR as they are on the verge of defeat. All parts links are in the first comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/3ka9or/on_the_brink_of_destruction_operation_red_hammer/
>>175666420
>haha its gugg[le] so u cnt get viruses
Fuck off, kiddo, any site which asks you to download something can give you a virus, you'd have to be a grade A nigger to think otherwise.
>>175666630
it doesn't ask you to download inything
real thread when?
>>175659839
So that's why no one's been making comments anymore
Way to go, lad, you outplayed me
>>175659839
pls post Hoi3 part
>>175605670
>this whole post
kek
please keep this going
>>175657603
>Revolutionary Iceland
>>175630179
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/peace-without-victory-mod.829306/
>>175651345
>turning Slavic hate for other Slavs into pan-Slavic unity
You've discovered a weapon too powerful for a mere mortal to wield
turn back now
>>175651995
>wipe out all of the Muslims
The only reason to ever play as Nubians is to play a based Prester John playthrough so yes, definitely do that.
>>175659839
I'm actually pretty impressed and will try to read this
Just fuck my bloodline up completely senpai.
>>175659839
>>175661119
post the other parts