/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>175554949
Faggot

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>>175555221
We already know who you are, but it's okay, we're proud of you.

>>175555298
No, you dont

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>exporting 3 top range cars with associates
>all 3 cars and players get stuck outside the warehouse when the car customization ends, the third time in ten export missions
>skip session to end the mission and get unstuck, now having lost $60000 in upgrade costs as well as the top range cars themselves
>get stuck on an infinite loading screen and close the game using the task manager

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Post your never-evers.

>>175556416
>people still haven't found the secret house

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Uuh..

>>175556862
enjoy b&

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>sell cars
>jetshitter destroys my car
>alt+f4
>come back
>4 million has appeared to my account

Am I gonna get banned?

>>175556862
>>175556862

Maybe this is what happened to me but i just missed it

>>175556862
Should i send a ticket
just in case?

>>175557373
Yeah. I'm gonna ban you
>>175556862
You too

>>175557373
last day or so, hackers have just been dumping millions straight into accounts server wide to everyone, you cant even avoid the moneybags by getting in a vehicle anymore. All we do is play the game, that shit is not our fault.

grish666 requesting membership in pc group

thanks

>>175556862
Lets say hypothetically that i cheated millions of dollars before this
would it be safer to not report it, or to report it and make bonds?

When GTA VI will be released, sometime in the future, will there come a new GTA Online with it?

>>175559423
Obviously not. Rockstar runs online at a huge loss, the only way they manage to continue to operate is through donations via shark cards.

Finally "fixed" my faction at bennys, now i dont like that fucking camber

>>175559683
Could as well be a new way to get some money in though, don't you think?

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ITT: We post our characters

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>>175561369
Explain this, faggot.

>>175559236
Should have bought all the Marshalls back in 2016.
My best cheatbuck laundering operation so far.

>>175556727

explain pls

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Did anyone else get their characters sexually abused by skiddies before?

>>175561830
No but i abused my secretary. In Director Mode.
And i fapped to it. I could fap to Rule 34 of her. IF WE HAD ANY.

>>175561830
wot

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>>175561948

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>>175561948

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>>175561948

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

>>175563095
>PS4

kek

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>>175563095
>PS4

I'll just drop two neat glitches I found here for your viewing pleasures

https://youtu.be/8-mwgn-5mMA
https://youtu.be/K6QBncRe3sc

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Anyone else about that 400R life?

l love it.

>>175563335
>Playing a negro

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How easy is it to mod the Singleplayer and still play the Online with no problems?

what is the worst gta and why is it vice city?

>>175563409
>not liking Lamar "Apache" Davis
Tasteless fag

>>175563656
>Vice City
Yeah no, that goes to Advance, dum-dum.

>>175563409
>falling for the "le niggers am i right guys xD" meme

>>175563409
>not playing as a negro and acting as shitter as possible to get other players to hate niggers

>>175563409
GTA has always been a nigger simulator for me. in a positive way.

>>175563628
Just don't go online with mods installed and you'll be fine.

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>>175563335
The first one I assume you're invincible and blew the bike up while riding it. Obviously the game wasn't originally designed to handle that. The second is just an example of normal bike physics in this game.

>>175564597
how are mods disabled? by just deleting the files, replacing them or is there some kind of menu to disable them?

>>175559683
>implying
P2P servers arent hard to maintain

>>175565898
Also if they'd actually put effort into it, they wouldn't run so bad, with these loading times etc.

Or is that more of a client problem?

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>>175560674
>>175565898

>>175561767
you have to purchase it through freeroam
the sign's hidden and it isn't on the website

>>175566047
don't start this shit again please

>>175558192
>Log into game after months away
>Wonder if it will be full of hackers still
>$500,000 has been deposited into your account
I didn't even make it off the load screen, nigga

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>>175566047
>now the sign is hidden too

>>175566284
it always was
it's only kind of hidden though
it's behind the house

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>tfw you are the Driver

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I like that there is a bike in the OP. Good taste.

>tfw when contact missions are no longer double
worst feel desu

>>175565554
you have to remove them each time

>>175567709
just remove? no files to replace?
gracias very much, amigo

>>175559683
>huge loss

lol

>>175567453
shit movie, shit actor, shit shit shit

>>175567928
I bet you drive an elegy retro you fag

>>175567928
t. ricer shitbox fag

>>175568109
Drive was a shit movie and only stupid tasteless fuckups think otherwise.

never has a movie been so badly named.

>>175568223
Hey, i don't like the story at all, but all the visual and sound design is god tier, if you don't agree you are a gigantic faggot.

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>>175568109
>>175568170

>>175568223
Maybe Tokio Drift or Initial Dingus would suit you more

>>175568295
sound design? the first driving scene has awful engine overdubbing that doesn't match the speed or acceleration at all. awful to the highest degree.

>>175567928

it's -the- shit, man.

>>175566610
where is it doe?

lol these triggered bench critics defending a shit-tier movie that hardly featured cars with a moody homo ruining what could've been the only redeemable part of it.

i bet you fags thought killing them softly was mind-blowing, right?

>>175568507
it isn't real, there is no 'secret house', please let this silly meme die

something about a secret mouse? why the fuck do i care about mice in gtao

w2c secret blouse? it's about time females got good clothing options in this game

>>175568507
well if i tell you then it isn't a secret anymore, now is it?

A secret spouse? I didn't even know we could marry in this game

>>175561948
Seems like Rule 34 doesn't apply to the GTA secretary... yet.

>>175568695
>>175568980

got trolled again :(

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gta on switch when

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i wish i had a mod menu just so i could fuck with people that attack me for no reason

>>175558192
>all the constant paranoia about getting bannu for receiving money
Lads, you will literally never get banned for receiving money from a stranger in a public lobby. That would be completely unreasonable.

>>175567701
Oh my god. Is it really over?

Well at least it's back to doing what you like.

>>175570481
If there was no risk of it, why do they grief people with money drops? Last time it happened to me, the guy blew up my car to make sure I picked up the cash.

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>>175563095
Comehomewithme
MercilessSpy
a30mm
Gucci"Boipucci"Shaman

I want to insert my Peenus Weenus in them, wouldn't that be funny? haha

all other are cis-gendered scum and newfags, i want them all to leave!

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>>175558997
>grish
>grishNACKH
blacklisted for violent, antisocial behavior towards fellow crew members

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>>175563409
>not blending in as CJ
Shiggy Diggy

noworkethic requesting an invite to the PC crew

>>175570460
*beep* *boop*
*wahoo*
*jet strafe sounds*

>>175570481
>>175570693
The only ones that Rockstar monitor are new accounts with low rank characters with huge transactions. They can't monitor all of them and they can't make an automated banning system without false-flagging players who grind out legit money really, really quick. That's why bans come in waves - they have to compile all of the shit that players have reported and confirmed as cheaters. If you've established yourself as a long-time player who dindu nuffin (or a Shark Card shill), you can get away with getting dropped a couple of mil every now and then.

>>175571160
>can't make fat cj in online
gtao is shit

>>175571359
>bang bang
>kaboom
>vroooom

>>175570786
>best members in PS4 /gtag/
>a30mm
Nope

I have 2 questions.

There is an option to buy a bomb into your vehicle. Will i have to buy it everytime after i use it and who pays for a new one (is it 0$?)

Also i cant fly jets for shit. I dont even own one but i think i should atleast know how to fly it. I sometimes see otherplays go up on the straight line, how do they do that?

>>175572416
Ignition/Remote bombs are useless. Car insurance is currently disabled so nobody pays for a blown up car.

Get into Flight School, you lazy sack of shit.

>>175572679
>Ignition/Remote bombs are useless
Why are they useless? Thought about using it if one of my friends steals my bike again.

Why can't i fucking play the game ? It always tell me it "exited unexpectdly". I tried every fucking solution, including checking every single file with WinMD5 and verify the game cache.

Is there something else i missed ?

>>175573035
Rockstar coding senpai.

>>175572679
>Car insurance is currently disabled
what

>>175571160
>cosplaying as a Families gangsta
>in Balla territory

You're just asking to get capped, nigga.

>>175573379
All this bullshit is on PC because of the hackers. I've had bounties and insurance on this whole time on consolance.

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Post Muscle!

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Main Force Patrol.

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>>175574304
>>175574825

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>>175575202
>butthurt ricefags mad about superior Ameircan cars
Happens practically everyday, but it's still funny every single time.

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>>175573904
They don't remember the King of LS. It's all in the past...

>>175575202
Don't say that, I've had that same phoenix for 2,5 years, I love it and I do all kinds of things for it all the time.
Can you recommend a low-profile vehicle for me anyways? I was thinking of Glendale but I wanna hear other suggestions too.

>>175575607
>not driving a Pegassi Turismo Classic

>>175572282
He's a tank, TANK!

>>175575607
Vapid Dominator.

If you paint it and customize it subtly, no one will expect you to zoom in what they assumed to be a NPC car, not to mention that it's badass on its own.
>>175575661
>Pegassi
>Turismo Classic

Are you retarded?

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Been away. I'm sorry.

When?

>>175575661
Oooh I might get that! It's got what I need from a car, but what about the infernus classic? I liked it in SA more...

>>175575762
The Infernus in SA was an NSX, chump.

>>175575727
Dominator was my first ever PV. I really like it with blue and white stripes. A very Dodge Viper-like scheme but it works so well with many cars.

>>175575502
>Amerifats so dumb, they automatically assume ricefags are the ones insulting their ugly-ass gas-guzzling road rockets
Ah the pleasures of a simple mind.

>>175575839
Oh I completely forgot about that....
NSX should come back as a classic vehicle too though.

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>>175575661
It's my favorite desu

>>175576262
>suspension is stock
spot-on. resisting the urge to lower it is so great with this vehicle. good job.

>>175575704
I'm not, NOT!

>>175576440
There's no options to lower it

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>>175575743
After this far superior compact.

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>>175576009
The only dumbasses here are the ones who don't drive American, commie, and I have a feeling that you're a bus-riding Yuropoor judging by your inflated faux-superiority-complex.
American cars will always be king, and they'll always dominate your tiny and dirty turbo-lag-infested diesel shits.

>>175576594
That's it this sounds too good, is the same with the infernus? I need one of these babes in my garage.

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>>175576262
>heavy tint on a classic

>>175576642
>He's proud that his monthly gas bill is in the quadruple digits

>>175577082
>not modifying to run on 100% ethanol
>not making your own fuel

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>>175576810
heavy tint only

>>175570481
This, everyone who pretends otherwise is a liar and cheated themselves

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>>175577341
>three point spoiler on turismo classic
>long spoiler on phoenix but no grill covers

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>>175577341
>Kuruma spoiler

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>>175577082
>implying gas prices in my country are as high as the ones in his shithole country
Yuroshits really do live in a bubble

>>175577341
how is it possible to have such shit taste

>>175577341
>I'm 13 yeas old, please validate my existence and shitty tastes!

Euro sports cars > American muscle > American land yachts >> Euro luxury >>>>>>>>>>> nip ricer shitpiles

>>175558997
Leave IGN and you're in

>>175574825
Is Tampa a better choice for the Pursuit Special?

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>>175576745
Whats wrong with the 3 point?
And the iron mask is ugly as fuck.

>>175575727
I meant Grotti ofc

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>>175561369

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>>175577341
>>175577715
There's only one room for shit taste in this thread, and that's mine!

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>>175561369

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>>175575960
>Dominator was my first ever PV
I tried to make mine look like a modernized version of the eleanor from gone in 60 seconds.

>>175578353
I like your Youga Classic.

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>>175576810
>>175577558
>>175577591
>>175577712
>>175577715

>>175578675
>autist trying to justify his shittiness
Your tastes are as horrid as your existence, kek.

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>toasty changed his name back to the3rdtype

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>>175578797
Yeah, its not me

>>175578892
>GTAG has 2 Toasts already
>T3T changes his name to TheToastType for god knows what reason
>everybody confused because they all get called Toast or Toasty
It was the right decision

>>175579074

for how much he talks about tacos why the fuck did he go with toast

>>175579074
QuickToasty

>>175578892

who were the first two? moe howard and larry fine?

>>175578797
i hadn't even posted before this, thanks for showing us how petty and miserable you are :)

>>175576532
:3c

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>>175571553

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>>175577341
>>175578353
this is an old pic but i only have a t80, insurgent, kuruma and hakuchou, all with most expensive mods, same rims and crew tyre and underlights

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>>175561369
its the sugar skull facepaint and the skull tattoo combo on the face

>>175570468
>drive past a level 30
>he decides to sticky bomb me and blow my t80 up
>gets mad when he gets charged the insurance

this is literally why i always use t80, i love some smart ass blowing it up and paying insurance on it

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>>175581054
>>175581309
Hey, a_big_guy_for_you. Long time no see.

>>175581601
>charged the insurance

lel nope nice story pal

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>>175581601
I like how you think we care.

>>175581857
>pushing the "there's no insurance" meme

>>175582047
>we

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>>175582154
we

>>175582154
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but literally no one cares about your fake story.

>>175572792
they only work once, not forever. They are just an expensive sticky bomb. However, because of this they are rare and very fun. For example, if you try and kill a shitter on a motorcycle and they kill you, they almost 99% of the time will try and steal your bike.

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>>175582154
>wuz

>>175571267

blacklisted for having absolutely no work ethic

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>>175574304
I wish it would just sound better and be more fun to drive, but i love the looks of the Tampa.

>>175584309
fucking this! i was so hyped for it but it really sounds disgusting and drives like shit.

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>>175577341
>that phoenix

>>175584309
>>175584443
Having analog acceleration mitigates the wheelspin. Everything else you'll have to live with.

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>trophy truck and autism halloween car get good v8 sounds
>half of muscle cars sound like growling farts

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>>175584652
Well at least we got the Drift Tampa so i won't be too salty regarding the Driving.

>>175584562
Whats wrong with it

>>175585078
Red and black does not look good on anything.

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>>175584730
WAKE ME UP

>>175584730
It's more that they all use the same sound with the tiniest variation.

>>175585148
Any combination of red, black, and white looks great. Those three, earth tones, and silver are the only acceptable car colors. Everything else is autism.

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>>175584730
brrrrap

>>175585294
>everything else is autism

LOOKIT THIS DOOD

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>>175585294

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>>175585413

>>175582151
you pay insurance if you blow your own shit up but there hasn't been insurance on destroying other people's personal vehicles for fucking ages

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>>175585413
What was that that I just heard

>>175585869
I was scared shitless when one of these landwhales emerged from the sea. It's hilarious how Trevor just pound insults on them and they don't fight back.

>>175585623
https://youtu.be/i2HY1LuNN44

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>>175585413
Are we brrrap posting now?

>>175586178
Imagine how her butt smells after she takes those pants off haha

>>175586178
haha those leather pants must be really sweaty haha
wonder what they taste like soaked haha

>>175586293
>>175586438
haha

>>175586178
haha I bet if she farted in there the smell wouldn't be able to escape all day haha

>>175586178
>>175586293
>>175586438
>>175587237
>>175588793
haha farts lol stinky poop smells haha feces

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the fuck happened here guys

>>175578353
3rd column very bottom, what car is that?

>>175582047
Why do you guys have your own RealMonkey?

Can someone accept my request for the PS4 crew?
Social Club is Interzone-Agent

>>175589726
Looks like the Virgo Classic Custom.

>>175589726
Virgo Classic, I think.

>>175567928
shit post, shit anon, shit shit shit

>>175577865
Done

is that true that R* said the won't remove harmless glitches? If so why did they blacklisted the cop/trashman outfit then?

forced to glitch just to obtain the bodyguard armor ;;

>>175589874
blacked

>>175582234
rude

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>>175589815
>>175582047
Must be a random, there is only one REAL Monkey.

>>175591518
?

>>175591169
You're not allowed to be a police officer or a trash man.
Play our open world sandbox the way we want you to.

If you haven't figured out yet. The current dev team are like that one kid who has that one new game on the gamecube that you want to play, but he just wants to play mario fucking golf 24/7, and won't let you play the game you want.

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>>175575743

>>175593229
It means you're blacklisted

>>175594327
I know, but why?

>>175594669
No private profiles

>>175595127
If I unprivate it will you accept?

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>>175568980
>>175566610
>>175566047
>>175556727

AUTISM
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>>175589874
>>175594669
Ignore that faggot, just invited you via your request, whats your actual PSN though, cant view your profile.

>>175595494
Yeah, as long as you're not in IGN or have someone like higgus as a friend you should be good

>>175595586
so it's autism to know about an easter egg no one else knows about?
sounds like someone is a little jealous :)

>>175595602
Somebody already gave me an invite. Thanks though.

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>>175568223
Found a film that's more your speed.
Hope your step dad can rent it for you, buddy.
Remember to DVR Dr. Who as well, sport!

>>175595613
I get that Higgus was a tripfag, but what did he do to become so hated?

>>175596463
>baiting this obviously

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>>175595980
>tfw Rockstar will be forced to release a Jackson Storm-style hi-tech electic hypercar after Cars 3 since what all the kiddies will be wanting

Elwood-Blues requesting to get back into crew. Got kicked out 5 months ago apparently

Why am I always getting "crew request received" messages from a crew I'm already in

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Played for the first time in months and I logged in to a message saying "You have been gifted ~$3,000,000 GTA fun bucks"

What is it?

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>>175597131
Regularly scheduled purge of inactives when we get near the 1000 member limit.

Invite sent.

>>175597361
returning player content refund.
and a couple freebies r* gave.

>>175597361
don't listen to the trolls. your account got hacked and you need to contact rockstar support so they can correct your account and take the money back

>>175595936
Yeah that was me, I was going to invite you to the group chat on PSN so you can communicate with the rest of the crew and ask for help with CEO work or w/e you need.

>>175561948
Wait can you play as her in director mode?

>>175585294
red and black makes you look like an emo teenager

>>175577341
How do you get those stats in the bottom left?

Is it a mod?

>>175600591
msi afterburner or something

>>175561369
10/10 hottie

>>175595848
>"Mmmm give me more attention for the lies coming out of my ass!"

Out of sheer scientific curiosity, at what amount of money would it no longer be possible to reasonably say that it's been earned legitimately? How many millions?

probably after ~$300M

>>175602679
no 50

>>175595980
armchair critic scrublord 5000 over here

>can't match belt to shoes
>forced to match shoes to belt
gta 5 is the worst game ever

Has anyone lost money/levels in the last 2-3 days or is it safe?

>>175602079
When your money rolls over to the negatives.

>>175602079
1.73 billion

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I'm glad they used the conected bold font instead of this logo, but I got to ask what came first, tony hawk pro skater logo or gta III?

Because they look very alike.

>>175597286
Your crew gets a request from someone that wants to join. It lets the whole crew know for some reason. Pubbies request to join all the time I bet.

>>175605747
i would guess GTA as it would've been in development earlier than tony hawk

>>175606360
Yeah, but they both have that gritty UK punk look to them, and it's a bit odd, or maybe I'm thinking of a different game.

>>175602981
I've got ~55 legitimately. (been on since release(

>>175602079
depends on the age of the account and playtime. If you have a brand new account and go on a spending spree with millions, its going to put a flag on your account for review. If your account is years old and level 300, it becomes less likely to get flagged. The specific numbers we dont know, due to that, but generally the speed at which you gain and spend is probably more important.

>>175606776
reported for hacking

This may not be a too much of a thing anymore but does anyone have any good solo playlists they do? I'd really just like to do some for chump change for little things here and there.

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Benny's Dukes when?

>>175608202
Hopefully never

>get idea for CEO company name
>you are now the CEO of Rock Star North
>As soon as the pop up goes away
>Connection lost due to unknown network error return to grand theft auto v

I pretty much only drive a civilian insurgent or a buzzed. They get the job done and I'm not really into cars.

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>>175561369

>>175609354
>white supremacist chink

Okay /gtag/
Rank all GTA games from best to worst
2 > 4 > 5 > SA > 3 > Advance
never played the rest

How to get rid of cash in wallet fast? I've tried to buy things. Just takes from bank

>>175609925

2 > SA > VC > 5 > LC stories > 4 > 3
Haven't played the others.

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>>175608202
Benny' Peyote when?
Benny's Manana when
Benny's Hermes when?

>>175609954
internet in phone, go to maze bank website under money and services tab and deposit it all at one.

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>>175609490
get the fuck back to /pol/ with your forced meme on the Ok sign. Go drift or something

>>175611295
>stop saying what I don't like!!!!!!

>>175611410
it's a forced meme and you know it. Cringe me harder baby.

>>175611475
>every meme that comes from /pol/ is a forced meme
wtf I hate memes now

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I've never gotten moneybags from anyone in around 150 hours playtime.

What the fuck kind of bad luck is this? I've already grinded millions legit by myself, I wouldn't mind a few extra one for being a good boy.

I never planned on buying a hydra but I feel I'm left no choice in order to counter jet shitters.

>>175611656
All memes are forced nowadays.

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>rockstar stole my cop uniform

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>>175611983
>tfw got mone drops about a dozen times
>never even asked for it except when gtag cucks would drop bags
>none of the overpriced shit is worth buying except maybe phantom wedge

>>175614207
The whole outfit is blacklisted now

No more cop belt for me :(

>>175616026
FUCK YOU I JUST WANT TO BUY NICE CARS
WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>175616710
s-sorry

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On PC, crewkilling, and underage

>>175617457
gonna need some proof of those crew kills senpai

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>>175616589
>that feel when

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I SMOKE CUS IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0wpLQvEVg

>>175617457
>Prayforpepe
>Underage
What a shocker

ay grandad

stop snitchin'[

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>>175561369

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R8 my alter ego. I've been doing assassination missions on my Akuma.

What's the best freeroam vehicle

>>175619058
How's your pal, Sonic the Hedgehog?

>>175619468
a ruiner

>>175554949
looking for an invite to
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
sc: Kanye-B

>>175596871
>what is the voltic

>>175619679

Killed too easily

>>175619468
Depends where you're going. Dukes anywhere north of the mountains.

>>175619468

Insurgent for annoying others
T20 for chasing down CEO crates/cars

>>175621101
Every fucking vehicle is going to be killed easily besides the DoD and pegasus vehicles.

>>175621101
then a godmoded karuma

fuck you want?

>>175619468

Regular insurgent

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>Been stuck in empty lobbies for the past three days after coming back to check out the Turismo/Infernus Classics
>End up being able to do several Import/Exports and a full Medium Warehouse sale with zero problems

>>175619058
Looks like a real dixhead.

>>175621703
You're lucky. I either get stuck loading a session, or I'm thrown into a war zone full of screaming Russians.

>>175621703
i got put in an empty lobby the other day and managed to unlock special vehicle missions
r* really need to let you do vip stuff on crew and private servers

>>175621967
But that would mean easy money goy! Can't let that happen now can we?

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Page 10, really?

>>175624750
>so my dad said it wasn't good enough and i'll never amount to anything
>*is muslim*
>*joins isis as cum dumpster, dies a week later*

>>175626025
Oh

Will r* read the chat logs to see if you've asked for money

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>>175626025
Why would someone draw this?

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>>175626025

>>175626025
what the fuck

>>175626147
no, they only read logs if racism etc. has been reported and even then it's doubtful they'll do shit to beggars if no money was actually dropped

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>>175626025

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>Day 146: Cuckstar still doesn't realize I have hundred mills from the 'stealth' .dll.

>>175626025
We get this shit instead of assistant porn? Sad!

>>175582047
Wow being an asshole is funny hahahah

>>175626423

People keep talking about money drops but last time a modder gave me money was direct for being an "associate"

>>175582234
Being a cunt teehee ruining the game hehehe wow funny

>>175625084
>female
>join ISIS

Are you literally retarded?

>>175628734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbKi1VJRJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amlDUgtNQbk

>>175608202
Highway Reaper?

>>175617457
What crew is this?

>>175628921
I don't know what you want. How do you want me to respond.

>>175629295

>>175629329
You wanna play sometime

>>175628848
You do realize that's a thing right? It may sound stupid but there are multiple accounts of females joining Isis, sure they get shafted even worse than the guys but it happens.

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>>175629532

I want my 450k rockstar!!!

>>175630664
>tfw you get $50m+ from modders over the period of time where you'd have to log on to get your 450k good boy points
>you still never got them

>>175630845

lol 50, git gud.

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Is a Yacht worth getting?

>>175631703
Absolutely not.

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>>175554949
Yesman2277 here, it'd sure be swell if I could join pc_gtag!

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>>175554949
>log into gta online
>as soon as I spawn in, a helicopter crashes into my apartment
>all I hear outside is explosions and gunfire
>absolute_warzone.jpeg
>I'm watching all of this unfold from my window

/comfy/

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>>175561369

>>175631861
you didnt request :^)

>>175631703

If you get it on sale then make back all the you spent buying it on 2X cash missions then, yeah, shit is chill.

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>>175561369

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>>175632495

>>175640096
Is there an 80s reference in that image or are you just memeing

>>175640017
>you when your mom is sleeping
>your mom when you are sleeping

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>>175564642

>>175640096
what the fuck are you on about

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W

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H

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E

never ever

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>Got bored in free roam
>Think "fuck it, I'll blow up the next CEO car or crate i see"
>One pops on the map
>Drive over, the CEO driving is crashing into every solid object on the road
>throw 1 c4, car is gone
>CEO immediately gets on chat complaining that I'm a jerk and a bully
>Feel guilty so I ask him to invite me to be his associate
>Complete 3 vehicle sources for him

Why can't I just kill people like a normal person