SC2

dahye :3

i love dayhe's juicy booty!

perfect

woo thats juicy i love fatties so much

imagine being a fat worthless piece of shit like incontrol and having to shill this terrible dead game every waking moment of your life for a below poverty level wage because it is the only thing keeping you from having to work at mcdonalds for the rest of your life hahahaha oh boy

cuddling with a chubster in bed on a sunday morning....

this skinny bitch isn't fat lmao

mooks

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tgots

>>175485306
>>175485145
same

she's still juicy...

posting hwasa is cheating 2bh

>2bh

>>175485318
>>175485492
same... and -1

>>175485687
yes, qh

@175485739
kys kneegrow

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screw you guys!

>>175485915
;/

watching rugby right now wtf is this.....

look at the big buTT!!!

>>175485971
shame it's literally the only image of her where she looks fat enough :\ :/ :|

the players are so freakin bulky.....
their thighs are the size of my waist and im not even a small boy how the heck do they get like that

>>175486239
i said screw you guys and posted a skinny kbutt in protest

winrar!!!!!!!!!!

excuse me? i didnt hear you

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deja gook

i HATE shorts that go up that far

>>175486660

i like her earrings...

>>175486329
kfat=/=fat
well it's perfect in that pic tbqh and i'm kinda considering kfapping to her and dahye now
but you know who i miss the most? seoyoung circa 2015

ahh...my sleep schedule is already being pushed later into the day...tomorrow i wont wake up until like 2 post meridiem

>>175485915
all scv

kyungri has really pretty eyes

*tailslides into thread*

we are the cute child at the top, but replace winrar with gook and over 9000 with gook

whoa!!!! did you see that???

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>>175486758

i'm with you 100% on that last part brother

big gooks

man doing world quests across 3 different characters is kind of a pain...

*pirouettes into oncoming traffic*

hope one of these teams score soon i need to know what a goal/touchdown looks like

baby yebin break:
https://youtu.be/jgaDnWrRi9M

sicko

*holds up a 9.3 sign at that guys performance*

>>175487798
just get on your vanilla wow rogue instead

they are giving out free sips at Dreamhack but they have cute girls operating the stand and id have to make eye contact and say hi...what if our hands make contact when she hands me the can....

no...it is much safer to just buy a sip...sigh...10 dollars...

wtf was that
all of a sudden there was a field goal attempt

shit why didnt anyone tell me the celtics and wizards were playing!

*calls a fake punt on 2nd & 10*

imagine if that happened

>>175488196
i said i was watching apehoop back when the game started

>>175488113
but after i finish all these world quests im tired of wow

>>175488261
*sacked for a 13 yard loss*

i've seen them do little tiny trick punts when they arent expecting a punt and no one is back to receive

sam hyde did a video where he alluded that only retards care about sports and watch tv which has affected my opinion on the matter greatly

real punters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jlDZs7e5M

like this?
what a god.....

but i was talking about rugby, all of a sudden this guy just kicked a field goal and no one bothered him and he got the points

what the heck

how is this general still alive

probably a penalty

oh they have penalties....
hmmm
everything seemed kinda free for all i just assumed you do whatever except throw the ball forward

>>175489217
you can throw as many times as you want if you do them behind the line where the play started

mango btw out by ice climbers... I wish o had a twin...a female to love me and take care of me, to fight for each other...to climb.mountains with

>>175489395
so what is a play? like for example they just threw the ball about 20 times and got knocked down to the ground each time until they finally scored
all that is one play?

ughhhh wtFFF i take a quick 2 hour nappy and i miss all the gook discussion????
whatsup with that....

>>175489686
when the guy with ball has a knee or elbow touch ground

we're busy kfapping

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>fapping to kpop

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which one should i open

*jerks off to sunny*

>>175490275
that little lockbox near the top left, just beside that gold & red chest

LANGLEY?

>>175490713
she broke goldbergs undefeated record...

SORYU

sorry this is the sc general we dont watch dota here

>>175490453
that chest had 1 nethershard and a grey vendor trash item...

>>175490774
what a perfect goddess...

^ lol baited

>>175491114
lol

are you guys going to buy fenix?

>>175491038
wording this
except probably for that one guy that put 12k hours of practice into the game

12k hours

i have 2.5k hours...

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ahh the good ol days

got randalled....

>>175492261
+1

+1?????????????

hmmm....

kinda scared to post with these deleted posts... i just came back from vacation

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>>175478587
< lol
>>175474949
no. but i once watched a ultra HD youtube vid of a camera attached to a rather slow moving train traveling through rural japan...
and began crying very softly, à-la air bud, because i realized i couldn't remember the last time i had been outside and was able to see far enough to see the horizon...
time to go back to sleep... 2 more hours pls god. amen.

>>175495428
its just 1 guy

why didn't neeb get void rays?

had a pepperoni za hot pocket a big glass of v8 a multivitamin and a b complex vitamin.. feel a bit better now..

i get a panic attack whenever i see deleted posts here

i took a handful of ibprofen with some chocolate milk

>>175496440
why

rate my post >>175497097

because its an old fashion cure for a headache

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lauren is in the building :3

>>175497250
0/10

ahh memories of prom

didn't go to prom

kill me

do other countries have prom and gay ass dances and shit?

yeah but not as big of a deal as us ones thank god

well why the frick did we have so many retarded events

sadie hawkins
prom
homecoming

wtf

they made sense back in like the 1950s when tv only had 3 channels and getting down with girls was basically the biggest source of entertainment there was, so you would want lots of events to facilitate that

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reminder of the guy who gooked really hard

ah yes... getting down with girls.....
my favorite pastime....

>>175500619

a pre-tinder world

gonna ask ethel to the prom wish me luck

oh no......the quarterback of the football team is talking to her....better not intrude.....

back then kids would wear like sweatervests & bowties to school unironically, they would also have a particular outfit that they called 'their sunday best' because they wore it to church every week

>>175498908
:3

did they watch anime?

if.i had been born like 50 years earlier that i was i like to think i'd be a great hero
like a vietnam war veteran who killed lots of children
or like the zodiac killer or john wayne gacy

but nah i'd still just be a little bitch...

a more moral time...

did they diddle around on their ipads looking at gooks?

>>175500204
yep

*lays out my sunday best*
going to barnes & noble lol

>>175501562
lol

what was funny about that

i bet that bell tower shooter guy could see lots of people below him to shoot... wonder how he chose?
me?
i'd aim for all the prettiest girls... BANG... *ejects casing* BANG... you're so beautiful... etc etc

wait you can get permanent brain damage from malnutrition? thats scary

thatd explains a lot...

gluten free diet

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wow he shot so many people... 95 minutes in heaven...

i go to joe rogan for all of my diet advice

weed and dmt?

he's diddling on his ipad....he found something good.....

why would you stay in the area for 95 minutes lol

doctor: you have 95 minutes left to live, do you have any plans? i'll call your family..
me: no need doc *grabs rifle* i'm heading to the 28th floor...

word sounds like a terrible strat

yeah...
for me... its gotta be charles whitman and the bath school bomber

is this the best grand finals since taeja vs life?

didnt much care for his poetry though

She looks so thicc but has no ass. Disappointed.

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ora ora ora... whats this!?

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>>175501819
it was a clock tower and his name was charles whitman, the youngest eagle scout of all time, a marine, & a great american

he was popping up on 4 sides of the tower so i imagine he just chose his targets quickly at random. except for his first target who was a pregnant woman he shot through her belly

he's diddling....

what the fuck gooks
if it were me id just preemptively lock up everyone called "woo bum"

gotta pop some xanny when you go on a mass shooting spree or else youll be too shaky and miss all your shots

wew bum

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seven hand grenadines... bravo

>>175502914
D-D-DOUBLE KILL xD

>>175502914

>tfw i didnt look at the wiki and already had his pic

i'm :3333ing for no reason

>>175503096
so edgy gleepy

fuck off gleepy

gleepy posts ham so i like him

>>175503303
+1

whites and asians only

>>175503204
ty, he was the pioneer of really planning well (like a breivek). thats stuff i imagine i would if i went on a mass killing
https://youtu.be/Jy1B5mfzCBA

>>175502914
>roman catholic
typical non-christian savage
probably got molested by priests and beaten by his dad

fuck disruptors

>>175503835
its so bullshit how neeb won

PROTOSSED

spent some time with some baby today
not even remotely as cute as baby yebin honestly

Those Disruptor hits!

Revenge for the bullshit that was swarm hosts!

did you tell the parents their offspring wasnt as cute as a gook baby you've been watching online?

https://youtu.be/a5IWK9sRYTs

shoulda spiked her on the ground like a football... that was the best part of football honestly

uhg

no i didnt
its not that the baby wasnt cute exactly
but jesus fuck was it loud and annoying holy shit

>>175504312
thats the face of a man who earned 100% of his wins

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lol

>>175504450
lol

>>175504450
he even gets a hogan leg drop at the end

what a freakin awful spike lmao

pow right in the BALLS

get in here infowarriors, we're live
https://youtu.be/ZNTxX62OGOQ

>>175504950
scripted fake actor :/

>>175504950
unironically based

>>175505006
the infowars chat is a lot like this thread, i really like it

>>175505106
i dont use youtube chat or comments because it always nags me that i have to register with some name or some other shit i cant be bothered with

:\

>>175505106
i really like that its like this thread i mean. i didnt mean i liked this thread

google tubgirl

no im not going to jail for one of your epic pranks

>>175504950
lol alex jones goes immediately with the character insults

How does MMR and league placement work? It seems odd that 3000 MMR has you bronze and 5000 MMR has you in masters?

ugh no thanks fbi.....

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hyper death babies.com

google: "how to proxy darknet, child porn"

wow, thanks

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classic

*googles 9gag.com*

https://www.twitch
.tv/harakirilive

no idea what language but this is a comfy stream to have on the 2nd monitor

*slowly pushes slivers of bamboo underneath baby yebin's fingernails*

>>175506274
swedish

cant be swedish too many white people

all downhill after epic fail guy

*leaves baby yebin in a car with the windows rolled up*

damn smix :3

sweden is actually super white just like the rest of europe (compard to the US)
for now.......

>>175506618
:3

iamssunny just got a $2k donation..

dw im doing a chargeback

https://clips.twitch.tv
/DelightfulWonderfulHummingbirdPastaThat


yuck

disgusting

*consents*

*climbs up to the 28th floor*
*loads up a snipers rifle*
now then globalists, where were we

not even what she said

*schemes*

>>175507041
she didnt fuck him. she said fuck with him

>>175508182
lol

>>175508182
*blam* white knights... *loads another round*

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2 more za hot pockets for me

if you kill me i'll just become god
fucking retart

>>175508449
/sp/ still exists?

can we have someone quote all the good posts please i feel like ive made a few really good ones..

wqs i mired by that stinker that one time i wore that tight black shirt to the hospital... ugh, i just dont kno...

>>175508557
yeah but it's basically /vg/ for sports it's nothing but generals

not doing that anymore sorry

hot pockets are not only disgusting but dangerous

be careful dirty drunk guy....

*hits wife and takes seven grenades, two m4s and 180 rounds from the work locker room*

>>175508716

how are they dangerous?

just locker room stuff......

>>175508750
before or after you fucked your bf?

>>175508772
THEYRE FREAKIN HOT

>>175508810
well i plan to kill myself after this is over..

>>175508816
yea well thats why you take the little pocket they come in and slice it in half and poke holes in it

>>175508772
fat kills

just realized hot pockets could be used as an omohole...

>>175509106
me too actually

remember american pie? nobody ever talks about it amymore

brb asking mom to buy hotpockets

about to start freaking out

playing guitar as again

never disrespect me unless you want to die

*disrespects you*

where is batguy

>>175507925

youre going to need to watch a few pbs documentaries. when they say:
"brought to you by the ______ foundation"
pick one of them (they're actually evil NGO's). attend one their black tie dinners and kill all the people there

>>175509639
*rolls to your crib in a short drive*

>>175509645
ditch :/
neighbors finally figured out it was him all along and they ditched him

>>175509708
*puts my head on a chopping block and wait for you*

>>175509806
this isnt hells kitchen kid

>>175509843
what the FUCK

>>175509906
DO IT

*snatch your bitch at da klub and leave you mortified*

>>175509725
im here i woke them up last night but only did it once because i was really drunk and passed out

heh...5 seconds longer than usual..

>>175510091
wait are you the guy with the flip-flops

>>175510017
same, except it was a homemade one

>>175510302
the hotpocket before you ate it

im more of a bagel bite guy myself

yes a bagel please yes with extra cream

>>175510216
he posted a pic called "the familys all here" with a bat, flipflops, a wood burner and beer
he's everyone

>>175510529
ye i saw that pic but im a retard and didnt make the connection before

>>175510529
>wood burner
?

good morning :3

>>175510091
>>175510529
a god

>>175510529
repost it please senpai

smooth bronze brown

>>175511173
monkeygooks?

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>>175511173
i actually own multiple pairs of sandals..

>>175510758
wasnt someone being autistic about woodburners not long ago idk i just remember wood burners being a thing or like a small chimineer

my ocd is kicking in...

no not really its not stored in the penis so i dont see how you could ask yourself that

>>175511857
why

what an idiot

lee hazlewood break:
https://youtu.be/RSS2t7BPzvE

is that janny?

>>175513492
no, lee is one of our guys

what if janny was the beer guy...

i measured my pee for a few days once because i was whipped up into such a frenzy of hypochondria
peed into measuring cup before flushing and wrote down the time and amount... after a few days i finally broke down and told a relative about it, shame faced... then i was able to stop
at the time she said she would make an appointment with a urologist but afterwards we just pretended the whole event never happened... which was really the best way to handle me
some people ate so good at things...

i should die

>>175514229
you will

is that a thread

dont think im going to get drunk tonight.. its been 6 nights in a row and even though my hangovers havent been bad doing it this many days in a row is bad.. il probably have a hard time sleeping tonight...

we bottle our thoughts inside here

we repress our emotions

reminder were watching wwe payback tonight in 40 minutes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payback_%282017%29#Results

my mom was telling me about how when she was a kid they celebrated 'may day' (the first day of may) by putting together a small basket of flowers, leaving them on a neighbor's doorstep, ringing the bell and running away to give them a pleasant surprise

>>175514396
stop worrying so much and just drink. you need take it easy more often and you can drink everyday. you overthink stuff. try nursing 2 of those 24oz beers over the course of the night to just stay buzzed

that story made me really sad...ah the innocence if times passed...

>>175514869
they had those maypole things with the ribbons that the kids all ran around the pole with too

lol why does my one post in this thread get me a ban when everything else is still here undeleted
the one about cummin in 20 secs with a sex toy. hit a nerve jani boy?

>>175514396
crack one cold one to take the edge off

>>175515289
he drinks those big high % beers, i didnt know what to tell him to take it easy. if i drank 2 of those back to back i'd be drunk

heh

how is everyone's garden doing this year?

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 10h 25m

>>175516061
green and plump

withered away...

>>175516061
like kgf2017.....

cgf2017 :3

thought we were doing kgf 2018, with 2017 being our year to prepare...

actually were thinking of skipping to kgf 2019

anyone have those images of destiny delidding his CPU with a gun

ill be turning 27 this year.... cant keep putting off my kgf dreams...

word ive really not been using 2017 to prep much yet and its kinda too late to start now
ill just do it in 2018 and go for kgf2019....

>>175516759
turned 27 this week

I think it's already too late for us

>>175516872
I will be 29 then..can I still be loved by a kgf???

should I prepare extra hard...oh dear what should I do...

ah...time stops for no man...

>>175516491

angry azn nail salon milf 2017 is going to be our practice run

>>175517008
im not giving up!

im 30 and have given up
do it in my memory...do it for me....*dies*

>>175514957
well what happened a few years ago is that i drink every night for 4 months straight and then when i stopped my heart started beating weird for like a day... that was before i took a bunch of vitamins and minerals and stuff though

what is bts army

>>175517298
you're already dead...

who are some good emo rappers

lol^

>>175517557
drake is my boy

word we like Drake here

dead emo rappers

when i was funneling beer by myself starting around 10-11 a.m everyday it made me start to wonder if i was an alcoholic...

no
we dont listen to any rap and we make disgusted faces when we hear it on accident at a department store

>>175517706
+1
word
based

>>175517557
lil' peep and the rest of GBC
https://youtu.be/E7sP6t1QyrI
remember when this song was our jam?

>>175517927
no
a nigger "song" was never our jam
fuck off

>>175518012
peep is a white boy

that was one of the worst things ive ever heard wtf

word we listen to rap here especially when on the turn up for the club

you know who visits clubs.....

janny.

>>175515270
rofl jan exposed hard style
omg hahahaha

>>175518168
i thought the same. its also really really good at getting stuck in your head, listen to it again & you'll see
the rest of his songs are just shit

we need to take care of that noglover...permanently...

Phonetic pursuing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXpyr0aVkHM

hmmm this is what im watching

did no one read my long pee post?
lol not even a mention of it afterwards... haha...

haha....

pipeli btw

>>175518786
sorry i didnt really get it
too many big words there idk im not that smart....

if i cant read your post in less than 10s
well i wont read it

didn't get it... maybe i'm incomprehensible? retarded? hmmm...

im retardes...

a little bit retarde

word we're retords

>>175518969
word

its from all the huffing we've been doing lately, word +1

retard rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Mnwc42d3I&list

FUCK YIOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huffington post namsain kid???

>>175514229
>>175514396
>>175514679
>>175514869
>>175514957
>>175515051
>>175515289
>>175516491
>>175516759
>>175516872
>>175517008
>>175517164
>>175517298
>>175518168
>>175518176
>>175518365
>>175518934
New guy here these are some posts I've liked recently since the other guy said he was gonna stop doing it and I really enjoyed that aspect of the thread...

3
could do better...

0...................

got 2 but it's actually a negative 2 because he phone shitted

almost ready to show the new guy my yoyo tricks

oh shit

yea 2 but its a "new guy" so that doesnt really count much at all
i think the old guy would give me at least 5

wanna (you) myself
wanna (you) myself

word old guy was based

alright guys its time for wwe payback! the first pay per view since wrestlemania

get in here

http://taima.tv/r/wooo

2
and i stopped doing it because i only started so that someone would critique my own posts in the same fashion..
and the 2 posts i got i feel are very bad so i'm dissatisfied once again

a dissatisfied boy....never quite pleased with the situation....

>>175519817
its cool im back into wrestling, im starting to find dudes i like

>>175519997
fag

>ethereum : $82.40
holy frick

>>175520045
liking finn balor isnt gay...

BITCH!!!

i got 0
but considering the new guy did it
that means all those posts are newfag bait
so infact i won rofl

we like braun stroman since he flipped that ambulance and threw a dumpster off the entrance platform

>>175519817
>>175519997
ok the stream theyre using is really bad... im using this one now http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/536763/1/watch-wwe-payback-2017-kickoff.html

>>175520218
+1

メーデー

>>175520218
this post is really bad so the rest of your posts are probably bad too haha maybe you should try to make a couple of posts as good as your excuses...heh

>>175520652
+1

>>175520652
wow you just DESTROYED that dude damn

reminder that we keep it kayfabe here

>>175520652
actualyl all my posts are so good and on meta that jani deletes them first :_) so thats why i got no you's :))))

>>175520652
but that was his excuse and you said it was a bad post
?

are you ok?

>>175519875
>>175519047
>>175518786
>>175518365
>>175514229
>>175513691
>>175511173
>>175509379
>>175508708
>>175508485
>>175507940
>>175506610
>>175506068
>>175505675
>>175505446
>>175504784
>>175504450
>>175504096
>>175503071
>>175502783
>>175502423
>>175502097
>>175501819
>>175501352
>>175495528

literally 0
what the HECK

maybe he just (you)d his own posts......

bet hes just quoting his own posts

how do you remmeber which post is your own?

>>175521148
>>175521157
they were all pretty bad so probably

>>175521049
all me...
adding "all me" to that post marked it as spam even after changing ip..

>>175521186
4chan x can mark your posts so he prob did that

>>175502334
>>175503012
>>175508750
>>175508873
>>175509456
>>175510017
>>175510529
>>175511630
>>175515270
>>175520218
>>175521004
>>175521186

wish it was wednesday so i could get drugs

gotta go to work in the morning...

it might be ok of I had someone to come home to...to make it all worth while...

coming home she would be cooking dinner in the kitchen...I would push her against the sink and take her right there.

wish it was year 2117 so i was dead

*shotguns a redbull and snorts a vyvanse*
ready to pick the kids up from swim practice

>>175521910
well yeah thats np

>>175521910
love this post

lol if i was picking up the kids from swim class id keep thinking 'god i hope they drowned' in the back of my mind

>>175521910
snorts a what now
mayonnaise?

*practices until its "in the hands"*

stop fucking with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>175522162
hes the couple that doesnt help his wife when he falls down and yells at her in public...

urge to drink increasing...

gained like 10lb in 2 months
i have like 600$ worth of pants that don't fit me now >_>

>>175522250
mickey bakers jazz guitar.. me rn..

anyone here still watching payback? the hardys are back and apparently theyll be doing their "broken" gimmick.. should be cool...

i dont think anyone even started watching

is better call saul s3 good might start watching that
cant remmeber where it ended tho
bald guy getting sniped? hmm
i hope the blonde woman dies she was annoying

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avilo has made his own balance mod and is hosting a tournament on it
with david kim gone sc2 is finally about to be saved once and for all

*remeasures standing shelf*
its still too small... all my careful plans are still ruined...

>>175522527
that cesaro spin was ridiculous

the hardy boyz!!!!!!!!

is this about the goldfish

koi fish live up to 500 years or something