/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>>175470715
Crossbow his QF medic from a distance and jump around like an idiot.
Surf his rockets to get behind walls and pick up medkits.
Once his QF medic is down you bait them, get the highground, jump to his Vacc medic and melee his ass.

Then the soldier is all yours in a fair 1v1 you can win easily.

holy mackerel is a direct upgrade

>>175471018
Oppertunity cost of other Melees

region ban all namefags

>>175471126
I mean if you're comparing it to stock it's a direct upgrade
there's definitely better melees

>>175470997
>crossbow the medic

you act like youre a medic healing a competent teammate here not the only person not just running scared when they appear

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You want to know an actual direct upgrade?
The direct hit, because it has direct in it's name teehee.

Actually, it's not far from the truth,
if you actually know how to aim with this thing.

I just can't get used to the faster projectile speed

spamming is an essential function of soldier and you completely give that up with the DH
DH is good against unorganized teams but it sucks at locking down chokepoints etc

>>175471361
>crit a group of enemies
>only 1 kill
it's still extremely good in the hands of a skilled gamer, especially since airshots are easier and more rewarded
too bad direct hit has no reskins while bad box has two

>>175470841
>Competitive
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

spam is just a baddie's word for area denial

t. demomain

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>>175471431
Just got this on Wednesday. You get used to it, I'm able to land airshots pretty reasonably.
I just forget sometimes that your splash damage is near non existent.

>>175471571
True. As a stock user, the direct hit is so alien to me because of the lack of splash.

I mostly use it to give the enemy Engies a bad time.

>>175471635
Very underrated weapon in terms of reskins. Hopefully we'll get lucky this year's smissmas something.

It'll fit my soldier's smissmas hood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ40R27292c

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>>175472000
Nice trips. I don't much care for it unless I'm trying to waste some sentries.
I haven't practiced enough to make the chancy launch and airshot mechanic reliable enough so whenever I do attempt that I'm down two rockets.

>>175472000
this would've been a good post but you felt the need to attach your identity to it in the last line
why it's not even relevant

>>175472586
I usually pair it with the backup for the ultimate sentry killing loadout. Pretty good so far, I'll admit.
>>175472695
Attentionwhore, remember?

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Fully stock spy is fun

pyro tiddy

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What is the best Engie primary and why is it
Frontier justice.

Frontier justice is a direct upgrade

>join skial server
>porn sprays everywhere
Its just as I remember it

>>175474689
I miss those days.

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>tfw you tell some kid who keeps killing you on a shitty no grav minecraft server to mge you.
>Beat him twice and he cries blaming lag even though he has 5 ping.

I can't have fun anymore.

>>175474862
Its a nice change of pace because all other community servers were gimmicks and any skial server I found was either dead or full, but then again this is a turbine game.

>>175469767
>it's just a casual bro xD why so try hard :D
people like this ruin casual

>>175476223
>what is this free game? I'm just going to hop into the first game I can find and play without doing any research what it is about
people like this ruin casual

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>>175476223
>Decide to play game as demoman for a bit while listening to some chill tunes and messaging buds
>Get called a tryhard
>I'm actually just using the game as visual noise to relax
It's funny sometimes

>>175476548
I'm suspecting you in memebox.

>>175476619
what does that even mean

>>175476919
that you kissing girls

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>>175470841
>fempyro OP
>half of comp links missing again
You had one job.

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>>175476394
Different anon with a greentext story
>trying to get pass time cheevs in casual mm
>finally get into a game
>right after setup ends, this guy decides now is the best time to ask this question
>ally demoknight: HAY GUIZE IM STREAMING, CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS GAMEMODE
>me: alright, there's a ball and you have to take it to the enemy side-
>demoknight: NAH, IM JUST GONNA MUTE EVERYBODY LOL!
That fucking faggot never played the objective and still ended up with the lowest score on the server. Needless to say we lost.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, casual mm has delivered the worst experiences I've ever had in TF2.

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threadly reminder
also anyone want to expand on it

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hey guys i just did training am i ready for comp now?

>>175477203
I tried to piece together what was left from the last thread. Not my fault, its the previous faggot who lost them all

>>175477430
does it say competitive training you double nigger

>>175477265
fuck off keli

>>175477430
yes. you are the chosen one who will defeat bunny 4

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>tried to battle medic
>did horribly because can't into needles
>just used crossbow like a pleb

>>175477792
who is bobby for?

>>175477874
the meanest man in the badlands

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I miss 24/7 Gold Rush sometimes

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>>175477874
The baddest fragger whibrver fragged.

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>>175477874
The tiptop bhop champ boyo

>>175477792
thanks :)

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Has anyone tried the VR mode yet? Is it reliable enough to do with a PSVR through Trinus?

SHIT did they make heavy's spun-up minigun ugly or what? who wants his hand to completely cover the gun?
c-model bullshit...

>>175481651
And a ching chong nip nog to you too

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>>175477802
Don't worry bro, you'll get there one day.
Crossbow is also very good for battlemedic, due to it's burst damage and long range.
It is also very good as it lets you have freedom of position without compromising your ability to heal everyone.

It's all tools in your toolbox, you master one, then move on.
Once you master them all, you will truly see that you can adapt to any situation, and frag every scrub until they call hacks.

If it's any help, think of every needle as a tiny RR projectile. You'll get a feel for the difference after a while.
I've considered making a video on how to aim it but I feel like it would get 10 views from people and only 2 of them would actually use the info.

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>>175477265

Who?

literally who

no actually who the fuck

EXCUSE ME COMING THROUGH
VINTAGE MEMES OVER HERE
*ahem*
>who.ru

>go on casual
>it's turbine
>go demo
>intel ends up near spawn
>decide to place stickies around it to defend
>place one sticky too much
>one sticky explodes
>reveals dead ringer + domination jingle
>"anon did u see me"
>"yes"

>>175482980
Been ITT since 2012 and I dont know this guy t bh

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This shit still not released

>>175485032
they're still optimising the particles

>>175484614
you arent very observant, let me tell ya

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>>175481826
I think it's because of FoV you are using in casual.

>>175477802
Some hints on needle accuracy,;
>strafe at the same direction as the foe you engaged at the close to mid range
>while doing so also steer your mouse at the same direction as well, you'll draw an outer circle
>you'll see your needle projectiles will draw a horizontal arc as they get a slight bulletfall at the same time
>once you successfully led the initial shot start tracking his "path" and give some prediction
>if they're advancing on you from one side just circle strafe to the opposite direction
>diagonally backpedal to evade them when it failed
You may wanna work on your rocket surfs; run to Soldier's left if close, run to their right if mid-range.
Packing Overdose may help on surf, makes it easier to crouch-evade from hitscans and b-hop without a patient.
Also a good idea to have a grasp on how to position when pocketing, so you won't be an easy prey.

>he uses casual matchmaking
>he likes waiting 10 minutes for a game
>he likes not being able to tell which map hes going to
>he likes playing against stacked teams
>he likes games that always end in a 3v2
>he likes not being able to kick cheaters
>his favourite map pool consists of the same 3 stalemate maps because thats all he can find
>he likes having 3 spies and 3 snipers on his team
>he likes getting killed by random crits

>not joining the transcended community servers
>not having the freedom to choose which map you want to play
>not playing in a server where everyone is 18+ and have mics
>not playing custom community made maps
>not having fun

how to spot a fucking idiot 101

>>175485032
Just let that dream die.
Valve already has.

I haven't played TF2 in years

is it true that I will get massive drops due to not playing for so long

>>175485297
I sure do love combign through 100+ servers for that one server that isnt 100% crits low-grav insant respawn infinite ammo 10x randomizer

>>175485413
Yes, absolutely

>>175485032
I sometimes wonder why valve just gave up.

I actually really liked the laser items, it fit with the artstyle and was unique.

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If the who gets to add himself in, I get to make my entry more factual

My favorite weapon is the Kritzkrieg

>>175486040
Add vibri

I don't get why Viva even thinks he should be on that picture

>>175486198
He'll have to add himself. Besides, I don't know him like that to post 5-6 things about him

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>>175485153
Oh no, its not the fov, valve changed the way weapon models worked so that they could throw in their skins for weapons.
Here is how it used to look (minus the graphical mod), note how the barrel of the gun is visible.

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my fucking sides

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>>175485153
>>175486451
now here is the new viewmodel, notice how his fat arm vompletely covers the barrel, not nice to look at.

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they cant get out holy shit

>>175487424
Why did this happen? ;_;

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oops

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this poor fucking medic is just trapped here

>>175488137
epic meme

>>175488137
Go away, Viva

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>>175488137
very nice

Hey guys, whats going on?

>>175485468
dumbass
thats what filters exist for
also some servers that i frequent and i find fun

>Nemu's Proving Ground - Vote Payload
>67.213.222.178:27015
>always has people on it
>usually cactus canyon
>has a bot with ridiculous scout skills
>if 10 people or under, game switches into vs engi mode, where the red team is all engineer bots and they all build sentries

>Fucked In The Head
>216.52.148.223:27015
>some spergs sometimes
>custom payload and a/d maps
>pro maps
>people are chill and have mics

>TF2Maps.net
>66.150.214.251:27015
>only custom maps
>usually empty unless you join the steam group and get notifications when theres players
>lots of regulars and usually chill

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Post Demomen

>>175490564
Huh, I've never seen the brimstone used like that before.
Pretty nice

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>>175490564
One of my least played classes

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>>175490564

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>>175490564

>>175491262
friend of mine really likes pilgrim hat, dangeresque, and a professor's pineapples all painted dark purple

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The True Scotsman
Demoman Melee
>Deals crits while the wielder is explosive jumping
>Every Kill reduces blast damage from explosive jumps 20% up to 80%.
>+20% blast damage from explosive jumps
>+5% Damage bonus
>30% slower firing speed
>No random Critical Hits
Would you use it

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>>175490564
i'm still really proud of this loadout and it makes me actively want to play demoman. all i'm missing are the bad pipes.

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>>175491437
I'm disappointed in your friend

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>>175490564

>>175491523
Too many stats at once, simply it first

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>>175490564

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>>175482980
Dukefag how ya doin'

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>>175490564
I saved this either from here or a v thread a while back

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>>175491634

>>175485032
>Mule Molester
>Anti-Death Ray
Why aren't these real, dammit

>>175485297
I don't like when people talking in mic. And most community servers running just few cancerous maps. All of your agruments are invalid.

>>175492189
>shield isn't called "This is a young child"
What could have been

>>175492246
i think i remember this shitpost. it had something to do with the black watch being racist or something because it had black in the name and demo is black?

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>>175490564

>>175492340
Or maybe "not so meaty shield"

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>>175490564

>>175477535
Fucking christ, just go back TWO threads then.

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Fallout 4 sucked so bad that I stopped building a vault map for TF2.

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>>175492559
>hale's targe

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>>175492112
enjoying last minutes of this week's beta and making miracles happen

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>>175490564

Dukefag > Viva

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>>175490564

>>175492909
Shields are glitched so kills with a primary also count as kills on the targe

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>>175491523
So its a Market Gardner/Gunboats combo that hits harder, lets you jump farther, and only swings slightly slower, and only takes up the most useless weapon slot.

>>175493104
oh, that makes sense

>>175493012
Do you think this game is going to actually be alive on launch? I'd love to play some quake

>>175492893
it's still a good aesthetic
I can't help but feel like a vault map would be too much like junction

Vaginas always look like wounds, you know?

Its fucking weird

t. someone that has never seen a vagina or a wound

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>>175493331
I stopped at the point where I wanted to detail the rooms off to the sides, and realized I'd have to learn blender to get what I wanted out of it.
I also needed to redesign the map as a 5cp map, 3cp is pretty terrible as far as testing goes. Anybody who knew the map even slightly was unstoppable at taking last, not enough people on the map to defend last in the first place, it was just a capfest.

>>175491523
change it to something like

+crits while explosive jumping
+25% damage while explosive jumping
+kills while explosive jumping nullify fall damage
-50% damage when not explosive jumping
-no random critical hits

yeah balls are honestly cuter

t.faggot

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Stop playing Sniper.

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lost for the first time in fresh meat
Reason: Shit scouts

>>175494143
*headshots you* you were saying?

vulvas are pretty cute unless leaking roast beef

>>175494143
the only reason you want me to stop playing sniper is so you can switch to it

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>>175490564

>>175492893
I was thinking about your map the other day, wondering what became of it.

>>175494291
*i fall down, revealing a sentry right behind me, locked onto you*
hehe, theres always a plan B in texas.

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>>175493283
Absolutely, since it's going to be f2p. Even now with limited access finding a match takes 20 seconds tops. It has its issues, though - netcode and hitboxes are fucked up, LG damage was buffed when compared to QL despite the fact that the game is significantly slower and the gun delivers disgusting knockback, even for quake standards, some champs (Nyx, Anarki) are just unfun to 1v1 against because they can just press mouse3 and bail/heal to full.

Overall though it's fantastic and more than worthy to be the successor of Q3A

>>175494735
neat. how long is the beta lasting btw?

>>175494842
no idea, it seems to happen every week though
this time more or less everyone and their mother got an invite

>>175494451
Well I put it on the workshop, started playing fallout 4, heard about the vault building DLC, didn't like the style of the new vaults, didn't much care for the vault DLC, and really didn't like the game either. Have some serious doubts about buying the next failout game.

The map itself is essentially unchanged since I was posting about it here. We tested it a little, but all of the rooms need detail, it's far too easy to get lost, and with only 3 points it's easy to be caught off guard and lose. Kind of fun to kart around in though.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614857587

http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813

http://bazaar.tf/trade/1537498
the things in here go cheaper for u guys

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Rebooters
Replaces Stickybomb Launcher
+ Damage done charges Kaboom Meter
+ Alt-Fire instead Activates Kaboom
+ Kaboom gives all nearby teammates immunity from push force and restores their ammo
- Can not be worn with other boots
Would you use it

>>175496339
No, when would that ever be useful

>>175496339
>give all teammates a full ammo pack and the part of the quick fix everyone forgets about
sounds like garbage

>>175496431
>>175496678
how would you fix it

>>175496801
Make it do anything useful

>get close to heavy to deal damage
>medic jumps out from behind him
>ubers
>it's the kritz
what a terrible decision on my part

>>175492318
>I don't like when people talking in mic.
this isnt a valid argument either
you can mute or disable it altogether
>most community servers running just few cancerous maps
find others?

this isnt rocket science
>>175493012
>ssg does 120
what
i thought it did 100???
also mg noobs are incredibly fun to watch

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>>175490564

>>175497274
ssg does 120 at point blank, 10 more than it did in Q3, which is good, because this gun deserves much more love
>mg noobs
you keep laffin but zoomed hmg does 12 per shot which is fucking stupid

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did i do good?

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>>175494735
Alright dukefag, i made a ranger loadout for heavy, its pretty damn close i think.
Pugilist's Protector (paint yellow)
Die regime panzerung
Combat slacks (paint yellow or team color, depending on art you look at)
Iron wood minigun (it looks the closest in color scheme to that rifle in the webm

I-its not like i like you or anything b-baka...i made it for me...

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>do 1100 heals per minute
>still lose the official
god.

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post your engineers

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*blocks your path*

>>175497537
yeah its ridiculous
at least starter mg doesnt have it
never played too much with the starter shotgun though, how much point blank does it do?

>>175496339
demo is not a support role

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>>175498018

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>>175498018

>>175498136
I don't know, 60 or something
it's safe to say single shotty is the most worthless gun in the game

>>175497840
I thought about something similar as well but then realised it's pointless without le penis gun

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>>175498018

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>>175496871
Rebooters
Replaces Stickybomb Launcher
+ Damage done charges Kaboom Meter
+ Alt-Fire instead Activates Kaboom
+ Kaboom gives all nearby teammates immunity from push force and restores their ammo
+ Weapons that can reload will have a full clip during Kaboom
+ Weapons that can not reload will deal minicrits
- Demo himself is not affected
- Can not be worn with other boots

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>>175498058
Thanks for the crits.

>>175498519
You're welcome friend

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>>175498018

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>>175498018

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>>175498018

>>175498432
Let me help.

Rebooters
Replaces Stickybomb Launcher
+25% Move speed
+ Damage done charges Kaboom Meter
+ Alt-Fire instead Activates Kaboom
+ Jumping while Kaboom is active creates a shockwave that damages nearby enemies and buildings in a radius
- Can not be worn with other boots

>>175492893
you could make it like a part of it is exposed to the wasteland and that part could be pretty spacious
also add rad damage as a gimmick and make everyone hate it
>>175499143
clever wrench name

Is it still possible to get unusued halloween spells, and if so how hard are they to find and how much are they worth, also how much value do halloween spells add to items

>>175499675
no
your only hope is looking for the items with the spells attached to them
and then hope that the person selling them isnt a massive jew
>tfw sold a headless horseshoes crone's for 12 keys

>>175499675
well they exist but are currently untradeable
also this >>175500554
what are you looking for in particular, weapon or cosmetic wise?

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that you, duke? :^)

>>175500915
I was mostly just curious, since I see a bunch of people who have them. Also I never see anyone using any of the voice-changing spells, why is that?

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post war themed loadouts

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>>175488137
Like it is gud have meme

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>>175501410

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>>175501247
Brother ?

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>>175490564
Shitty crop due to phone

>>175501038
well on a cheap craft hat people may sell them from maybe 7 ref to a key more than their worth. people will charge exponentially more (usually) the more expensive the hat gets.
Some of the spells are more common ( exorcism for weapons, voices from below on cosmetics)
but for cosmetics its tiered: voices > paints >footprints (with footprints and paints having their own tiers)

steam community market will have awful deals on weapon spells
>tfw you put the only spell paint you found on a halloween cosmetic because you were new

22:37 - : you have no idea
22:37 - : how bad they were
22:39 - : THEIR LEADER
22:39 - : HAS 467 HOURS
22:39 - : PLEASE
22:39 - : Macecurb: Right, BG. Have fun getting a warning for flaming you prick.
22:40 - : i dont usually BM
22:40 - : i dont BM euros unless they are fucking stupid
22:40 - : but americans
22:40 - : OH
22:40 - : AMERICANS
22:40 - : OH MY GOD
22:40 - : IT FEELS SO GOOD

6 minutes left on an auction, am i mean enough to outbid for 3.3 ref?

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>>175498018
More shitty cropping

What is the most broken Scout and Pyro loadouts?

>>175476548
>tryhard
>empty 24/7 dustbowl server
kek

>>175503226
broken as in powerful ?
>scout
crit-a-cola
>pyro
Reserve shooter & Powerjack

>>175503226
Shortstop/Cola/Sandman
degreaser/reserve shooter/powerjack

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>>175501531

>>175496339
>>175498432
>>175499515
the rebooters

+50 max health on wearer
+15% faster movement speed on wearer
50% reduction in push force taken from damage
+alt-fire: reload all shots on primary instantly. recharges at the same speed as targe.
+can be worn with other boots so you have one of each
+counts toward speed buff provided by booties

>>175503668
forgot text: How's this for a robo-medic? y/n?

>>175503437
>powerjack
>broken by any stretch of the imagination
>>175503529
>degreaser
>anything but trash

>>175503827
No

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Dustbowl is a fair and balanced map

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>>175485297
>>he likes waiting 10 minutes for a game
No it doesn't. Either way you can AFK
>he can't tell what map to play
yes you can
>stacked teams
Doesn't happen in reality
>always end in 3v2
Player wise?
>cheaters
I don't like cheaters. I don't think comp people do either
>his favorite map pool consists of just the map he wants to play 24/7
sweet, I'd love to play some customs though.
>he likes having 3 spies
Can be a lot of fun. Having all kind of different loadouts for spies makes this much more intresting than you make it out to be
>random crits
I don't mind. I don't get mad at video games. They're meant to be fun.

>transcended community servers
and wait 30 minutes?
>freedom to choose which map
No not really. You still can't play plr_panic
>18+
community surely isn't. Stabby had some shitty girl with a mic that was obnoxious as fuck
>custom community maps
empty servers
>not having fun
I am having fun.

>>175503923
now do it without crithacking

>thing
not thing

>>175489651
>has a bot
stopped reading

>>175503923
I was the sniper in your team

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>>175503920
what can I exchange for the helm then? originally I wanted to try this. Obviously I'd have to remove one of the 4 though

>>175503529
>>175503437
>tfw want to become a good scout with scattergun because it feels good getting kills with it
>it's not the most broken weapon out there so I shouldn't use it

>>175503668
you look like a competent battle medic

>>175504353
its not broken, its just good
all other scatterguns have less ammo or other cons
its like stock rocket launcher, its GOOD

>>175504353
who are you quoting and scattergun is way more powerful that shortstop fyi

stock launcher is a direct downgrade to black box, CM5K & original

scattergun is a direct downgrade to soda popper

>>175504187
ah, hey johanw5

>>175504649
do you actually believe this

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>>175504187
Eyy nice, didn't expect to see anyone on tf2g in the servers, since EU and all while 4chan is mostly US.
Were you the guy I said was cool for getting those few picks that could potentially become a problem if they got to stay?

>>175504724
yes

soda popper has more burst damage and more long term dps and an effectively infinite clip because of its broken reload speed plus the fucking jump mechanic which is just stupid. they should either remove the reload bonus or the alt-fire entirely, thing is a direct upgrade except in the rare situation you're able to find an unpocketed heavy. literally the only class encounter scattergun is better at because it gets its third shot off faster.

if you can't kill a guy in 3 rockets you weren't going to kill him in 4 and should just shotgun him or wait the extra half second to reload

Why are both attention whores in this thread medic mains who wear a Max's head and the beak?

redpill me on collector's items

they arn't actualy red

>>175505209
They're fun and can have very high sentimental value

<newfags can't redtext

>>175505032
the soda popper thing is debatable because of the jump mechanic but scattergun is definitely better for direct combat
black box is a lot worse than stock, most of the time you use 1 rocket to get close leaving you at just 2 with the blackbox which is hardly enough to kill anything on your own
original might actually be better than stock, it's mostly preference though
cow mangler renders you useless against sentries

>see wanderer in a pub
>call him a nigger

haha get fucked shitter

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>>175501531

>>175505586
1. not an argument

2. cow mangler can disable sentries and their ability to be repaired which is better against semi-competent engineers

>see wanderer in a pub
>buy him a drink
jk he isn't old enough to drink

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>implying this isn't a straight upgrade

>>175504331
Planeswalker

>See Keli in pub
>Don't say anything since I couldn't think of a funny joke before he disconnected

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>>175501247
Nah, post summer loadouts.

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>>175505652
>I'm off the Tagg?

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>will never see Keli in a pub

>>175506331
layyyyyyyyyyyyyturrrrrr

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>>175501247
Che is a handsome man.

stop masturbating over keli jesus christ

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>>175505886
>no wrench crits
>fire vulnerability
it's pretty much better than stock but still has some negligible downsides
are you the guy who tried saying tribalman's shiv is a straight downgrade

>>175506502
>you will never see keli in a pub

stop jerking keli off jesus christ

>>175505787
did you ever use the soda popper? it's complete shit, you fire 2 shots which most likely don't even kill and the you're pathetically jumping around waiting for the reload
it might be ok against individual opponents but against two or more you're nothing but a bad distraction with five midair jumps

stock rl can destroy sentries, brutal i know

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>>175506502
>will never see Keli or this faglatte supreme in a pub

>>175507149
God I want Nico to look smugly at my dick

>>175506502
Saw him once, wasn't impressed

tf2g - anime not welcome edition

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get that weeb shit outta here

hi the last time i played tf2 was in 2012 a month or two after steam trading was added. think i sold off my items for a bunch of games.

is scamming/""""""profit trading""""""" hats off the new blood still a thing? it was absurdly profitable.

Save us Duke!

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>Weebs are okay but furries are not

>>175507978
nope
there's no profit to be had here anymore

duke is the only good nu-tf2g i know
the ones i don't know are good too and solely for that reason too

>>175507978
stay gone

I saw Keli in a pub once, it was KOTH and he just stopped healing people after a while as he ran around getting melee kills.
He bragged about having 0 deaths and an insane killstreak.
Told him he was autistic.
He didn't respond.

>>175508148
i kinda figured this since the rise of trading sites and stuff happened. oh well, not sure the programs even work anymore.

>>175508159
sry man but they were all cool with it? to them they were getting some cool weapons for a hat they didn't care about. still shit but w/e, made bank.

like 3 weapons for a pair of buds, you know? this would've been before a single person boosted the price of buds to absurd levels. keys were hitting 3 ref, which was crazy.

>>175508410
stay gone as in from this thread i don't give a fuck about you lowballing somebodies imaginary epeen

>>175505652
literally who is the fagg below tagg

>>175504649
brain damage

I have about 5 keys. What buy?

>>175511667
me

;)

>>175511667
Street Fighter V if you are keen
Attila Total War if you like history / RTS

>>175511667
uncommon stranges, strange cosmetics, strange parts, etc

>>175511667
A bills hat if you want to look like a tryhard.
Then you'll have keys to spare

>>175511859
jokes on you, I already own a Bill's

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>Don't want to put in effort
>Go pyro
>Stand outside spawn on dm_hightower
>Spam flares around
>60 assists
>8 doms
>Run around once they start going sniper and spam flares at their nest
>Server donor trash talks me once he gets revenge
>Some time later, outsmart him near the full healthpack
>Burn him and scorch him while he tries shooting stickies
>Knockback flings him off the cliff
>Pic
How's your day been tf2g?

>>175511667
earbuds
become the tradermain

>there are foreigners in this thread who have a poorly translated understanding of "direct upgrade/downgrade"

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>>175498018
hi

>there are foreigners in this thread
We're gonna build a wall around /tf2g/, and Viva's gonna pay for it.

I hate wanderer.

>>175512748
I mean if he paid for those unusuals he'll pay for anything amirite

>>175512051
>wake up
>play a little Attila Total War
>play 2 dmixes
>play a fresh meat official
>lose
its been like a month since i last played a pub

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i leave for few days and now there's multiple people namefagging
what the fuck is going on

>>175513218
New age shitposting

>>175514153
Old men running the world?

A new age.

Rework the dead ringer so that it's still viable and fun to use but at the same time is less annoying to fight against. Go.

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rate my loadout

>>175515905
viva tier

>>175515826
feigning death makes the enemy team all chub up in their pants, so they know you feigned but are quite distracted by their partial erection.
fixed

>>175515905
replace beak with satchel

>>175516075
do their characters chub up or does the enemy team chub up IRL

>>175515905
Replace the mirror with the Max's Head and paint the head pink

Anybody know what's the font used for
>>175477265

I want to expand on it but can't figure it out.

Does nobody like the better bagger?

>>175516232
oh sorry, i should have specified. It happens irl so that they feel good (hey maybe dr isnt such a bad thing now) and looking at each other's ingame models for a tent would be pretty gay.

>>175515826
have it drain 3-5 health per second of invisibility

>>175516663
just do it in comic sans or the tf2 font
who cares if its the same font

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this garbuglio kid is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6o6Pj_vbkw

>>175515826
The more time passes between pulling it out and activating it, the less resistance and cloak it gives
Slower pull-out so you can't just spam it
If you activate it fast enough you get the speed boost, or maybe just the debuff immunity

Basically think of Royal Guard in DMC3/4

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What kind of playstyle does this Medic have?

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>>175515826
Lower the overall cloak duration down to 5.5-6 seconds. 20% increased cloak duration from 40%. Done.
Shorter cloak duration makes him easier to track and shut down and it may have a place for defensive play.
Now you have to doppelganger for teammates instead of being a lazy piece of shit and try stairstab all day.
I told you about dem stairs bro, I told you dog 8^y

>>175517642
One where his pocket is the submissive bitch

>>175517642
Straight heterosexual christian reproduction and family values?

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reccomend me a third cosmetic

>>175517642
complains all the time, and can't hit crossbows even if the target was standing still. probably used mommy's credit card to buy all of those.

>>175517642
cares more about winning than fun

>>175514220
Old men are the future

>>175518037
One Man Army, Unshaved Bear, Graybanns?

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hey guys what play style does this engineer have

>>175518037
Tough Guys Toque

>>175518521
lvl 3 at last

>>175518521
disabling phong

>>175518521
Crit Wrench melee

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>>175518293
much appreciation amigo

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Okay, I drew myself. I kept Viva's and 'literal who' duke in there.

Can we all agree that this is a good Name/Tripfag guide?

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>>175512051
>playing tf2 custom weapons server
>enemy DS sniper starts complaining about my rocket launcher choice
>i say something like "your mom"
>replies to me with fully constructed sentences, punctuation, and capitalization
>"Wow, you are so creative. Did you come up with that yourself?"
>no your mom did
>keeps making comments about how childish i am
>every time he sees me he constantly tries to quickscope me even though theres a demoknight up his ass
>then goes pyro and tries to reflect my DH speed rockets even though theyre arced
>next map
>hes soldier im pyro
>use flamethrower that crits reflected projectiles
>kill him once
>"I think I pissed Anon off there. What a sad existence."
>never even post anything, just play the game
>dominate him by accident playing crossbow scout
>he says something about tryhards and leaves

pretty fun desu
i wish more people knew about this gamemode

>>175519019
put me on there

>>175519019
someone add me because im too much of a lazy bitch to do it myself.

>>175519039
UwU why are you so mean? x_x

>>175519019
Add me

>>175519108
>>175519095

I mean, you can draw yourself like I did. I don't even know who you people are. I saw yegg in a pub once and that's all I know.

Keli is the b4nny of pub stars.
Prove me wrong.

>>175519019
why does keli hate arrayseven?

>>175519518
that's easy, I actually know who b4nny is

>thought I saw Keli in a pub
>it was just someone called Kali

>>175519586
From his profile:
He is an unfunny retard either spreading misinformation, or he 'explains' stuff that you learn after playing medic for a few hours.
He can go fuck himself.

Who is Keli?

namefag and literal fag but apparently is a good medic

Some medic main nerd that managed to surpass even me in attentionwhoring.

t.wanderer

>>175519812
Is he literally a fag or a fag who happens to be literal?

>>175519945
From what I can tell, he's playing it off as a joke. However he secretly wants wanderer's peepee

>>175520147
Will they get together in the end?

tfw no keli gf (male)

>>175520220
Maybe.

>>175519151
your mom

Yo anyone wants to do a few 2cities missions? I promise i'm not shit

>>175520346
Can I have a ticket? I'm down for it

>>175520526
I ain't running a charity here boy

>>175520271
Is there another love interest competing for his heart?

>tfw you decide to follow viva's footsteps and better yourself to have a based normie life
thank you, viva

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>tfw you decide to get a decent salary by yourself without needing an overweight east coast autist with a shit job to tell you

>>175520742
shut up viva

>>175520346
im down, though i only have one ticket
i only use it to enter tours

>>175520710
Viva has a tsundere-tier reaction to Keli. It's theorized that Viva may have a crush on him. Both main medic, however medic mains aren't suppose to fall in love with anybody but their pocket. It's a forbidden love, thus making it more desirable.

>>175521021
Ohhhh

I thought /feg/ was autistic

well you thought wrong

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ur an feg

You guys like rocket jumping?

>>175521062
Yes, there's a whole lore about this.

Viva and Keli go at each others throats. Wanderer stands besides idling, not really caring about the two.
Keli yearns for Wanderer's attention, but Wanderer being the brooding brute that he is, shifts his head to the side and scoffs at the mere mention of said attention. He knows that he is a hated man, preferring to be on his lonesome.

After his battle with Viva, the two are at stalemate with one another. Coming to implied agreeable terms to leave one another alone.

Keli understands that this is his chance to sweep in to be Wanderer's rival, but failed to realize that he caught Viva's eye instead.

It's a modern love triangle.

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Who do I have to kidnap and torture to make this weapon good again?

>Kid talking on the mic saying stupid shit
>about to start shit talking him
>"Hey anon, I remember you, I love you anon"
>I don't remember him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>175521605
My best bet is Jill