/loz/ -The Legend of Zelda General

Where can I find a list of recipes for foods (real foods like cakes or entrees, not the effects foods)

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>Guardian chasing me in Hyrule field
>Shield surfing away from it
>Weaving left and right to dodge laser blasts while busting shield tricks
>My fucking face
This game is at it's most fun when it's throwing spontaneous crazy shit at you.

>>175439956
http://lmgtfy.com/?s=y&q=breath+of+the+wild+recipes

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>>175439607
Where's the Sheikah lore?

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Paya's payas are best payas.

>>175439607
>Hylian Tunic dyed green
>Hylian Trousers
>Cap of Time
This should have been what Link's new official outfit should have looked like. The Wild set looks like shit. I get that it's supposed to look retro, like how Link looked in the art for the very first LoZ game, but it just doesn't work in this style. This looks more like a genuine modern take on Link's classic outfit.

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>>175442165
Dammit. what happened to my picture.

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>>175442628

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>>175441003
Budget ran out.

The old thread is having some kind of Gerudo Hanukkah. Page 10 and it just keeps going.

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>Get horse into the desert
>It instantly spawns out of it

This is one of the few places I actually want to ride around on my horse. I know sand seals exist, but I just like the picture of a knight on horseback several times more.

>>175443205
Never enough Gerudoposting

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>>175442676
Are the secrets of the universe in that white space?

>>175443362
That's just how the image was on the tumblr

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Reminder that the Sheikah on Paya's face is a tattoo, and is therefore permanent.

I-is that alright with you?

>>175399802
Okay, I'm not yet done with my digging process, but the first thing I found are the dragon names.

Naydra and Farosh are "good" translations. They feature a bit of liberty, but the true meaning is still preserved.

"Dinraal" is yet another NoA atrocity.

The actual name is オルドラ, romanized as orudora. It doesn't take a genius to find out that the actual reference in the name is directed to Ordon, as the dragon names are combinations from region name beginnings + "dora" for dragon.

>>175389864
Unfortunately, the dragon names are not references to the goddesses, at all. You had a nice theory, but you've been deceived by Nintendo of America's "translation" policy.

The dragon names refer to the ancient names of the lands. I'll keep looking for the dialogue. I don't have a switch I could set to Japanese, but maybe some Japanese guy uploaded the cutscene.

>>175445078
>the dragon names are not references to the goddesses, at all
>he dragon names refer to the ancient names of the lands
Bruh, the lands are named after the Goddesses. You're telling me Dinrall, Naydra, and Farosh don't sound like Din, Nayru, and Farore to you?

>>175445298
Dinraal is a reference to Ordon in the japanese version though

>>175445342
And yet the dragons are still red, blue, and yellow, and are associated with power, wisdom, and courage.

What does that remind you of?

What is it with Japan and flying whales? I just realized that image has popped up fairly often in Japanese media. We have two in Zelda.

>>175445078
>>175445298
I messed up. Eldin is actually Ordin in the Japanese version. Another "liberty" in translation.

It's still quite clear that the Japanese devs wanted to reference the lands and not the Goddesses in the names. Picking the other part of the name because no one would get the actual reference is a series of fuckups.

The mind boggling part is the thought process behind it. Zelda games are developed with western fantasy in mind. The names are supposed to fit. Why does Nintendo of America keep changing stuff they do not need to? It's so fucking dumb.

>>175445687
So then, if they're supposed to fit, then the idea still stands.

>>175445431
The lands they actually reference have the same features. The dragons roam around the lands the game world features and do NOTHING but that. The whole concept of tying landmarks with dragons is chinese as fuck, and what a surprise! The dragon are chinese too. How many clues do you need?

>>175445687
>>175445781
>>175445906
>>175445431
You two remind me of an animated short I watched where a character ate a can of spinach and then started rapidly punching someone going "ora ora ora ora ora".

People were arguing if it was a Jojo reference or a Popeye reference, but for some reason people couldn't understand it was referencing BOTH.

>We almost had a game about Link dressed in a hoodie playing guitar and riding motorcycles while fighting aliens.
Someone at Nintendo went full retard when they came up with that pitch.

That aside, how would you feel about a Zelda game set in a modern day setting?

>>175445078
found the cutscene
the text highlighted in 「」 is in blue in the game

>・・・よくぞ

>・・・よくぞ この泉を訪れました

>試練を乗り越え
>「克服の証」を 授かり者よ

>ここにいるのは この「知恵の泉」の使い
>ラネ-ル山の青き精霊 「ネルドラ」

>古より 人知れずこの地の精霊を統べる
>女神のしもべ・・・

>しかし 今は厄災がノンの放った邪悪な怨念に
>憑りつかれ このような姿になっています

>克服の証を授かりし者よ・・・

>青き精霊「ネルドラ」を怨念から開放し
>その力を示すのです

>>175446989
>ネルドラ
>Nerudora
Sounds about right.

>>175446426
Of course they are referencing the goddesses. My problem is that the dragon names derive from the land names and NoA allegedly deemed the western audience incapable to get the reference, mostly because THEY changed the names again and again before. Instead of trying to fix it they decided to simply reference the goddesses directly, cause who cares, right?

>>175447290
I'm actually posting this in an attempt to follow up >>175399802 .

女神のしもべ means "servant of the goddess" like other guy mentioned. 女神 can refer to any "goddess", even Nayru. See here for reference
http://i-njoy.net/zdss_08.html

Given that it's only Hylia who has been referenced in the game like this, it's probably her. I wanted to mention this, as it could be a clever double meaning. If you play the game without knowing about Zelda lore you're pretty set on "Goddess equals Hylia", but the language leaves room for interpretation. The monologue does not mention Hylia by name.

But the text also specifies that this is a spirit (精霊).

>>175449054
This is actually pretty neat. Zelda has some pretty interesting lore despite how loosely handled it often is.

Are the golden goddesses being retconned?

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Molesting link!

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>>175454349
delet, link is the one doing the molesting

>>175454539
The benefits of enjoying being top and bottom

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>>175446590

Nah steam punk is as far as I want them to go. Spirit Tracks is as far as Hyrule should advance

>>175443205

Wish they'd carried on they didn't screenshot every Gerudo

What would be good choices for "strong enemies" ala Lynels for the next game?
I vote Geozards from the DS games.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY_e_sX_q8M

>>175444846
It Gives Link a place to aim.
>"are my tit fuck skills good enough Link"
>"please cum wherever you like"
>"it's so hot and thick"
>"Ahh, it's in my eye of truth!"

>>175454539
>implying Urbosa and Zelda wouldn't enjoy Trap Link and spend weeks dom-ing him in the hyrule sex dungeon

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>>175459471
Zelda knows Link crossdresses and still loves him, she must be into it.

>>175459089
Paya is for Granite only

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>Always try to avoid going by Fort Hateno because it's creepy as fuck
>Read Robbie's Memoires
This game really gets to me somtimes

>>175454349
That isn't one of the Great Faries

this bird champion fucker makes me think that ganon really wasn't such a bad guy

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What do you think happened to Ganon/Gannondorf that would make him want to give up his corporeal form and become a shapeless mass of hatred? Did he finally get sick of getting his ass kicked all the time?

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>>175463720

He decided tricking people into resurrecting him him wasn't working so he'd just make his own body but then Link busted in while he was still partially undressed and when he got beat decided to go full pig

If the next game is a sequel he should come back as a member of that games Hylian nobility

>>175463267
Well they call me many names, you know

>>175464003
>full pig
>not whole hog
One job

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>>175464440

Didn't occur to me at the time

>>175463719
>dude's literally dead and he still has the balls to be an ass to link

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>tfw trap link gives me a boner

wtf am i going gay?

>>175465846
n0t gay if feminine benis

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So are we in agreement that Riju is 12

>>175466007
No.
She's AT LEAST 14

>>175463720
This "mass of hatred" is probably something close to a soul or a spirit. It's not a real body, but "real" enough to fuck shit up for a time. It's not clear what happened to him over the millenias, but it's probably what's left if you try to destroy every single atom of him. It's a fallback form he assumes if resurrection fails. Or maybe it's even below that and a form he wouldn't assume normally, like a temporary outcome of a failed transformation.

Based on BotW and the previous games I came to the theory that you can't erase him permanently. The best shot is sealing him away for some time and hope that it lasts long. From what he managed to do with only one piece in OoT and TP, he definitely intends to cheat death. He died in TP and WW since he didn't manage to make a wish.

Even though the royal family had the complete Triforce for extended periods of time, they couldn't wish Ganon away forever. Maybe one cannot wish for conflicting miracles. The scary part is that the Master Sword isn't suitable or strong enough to seal him. "These days" it takes the Triforce to banish him.

>>175466139

Do 14 year old play games with dolls? I don't know I have little if any interaction with little girls

>>175466382
Twelve year olds don't play with dolls either

>>175466382
I'm 23 and I play with dolls.

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>>175466575

Are you suggesting she's even younger or that the Gerudo society is hell on children and they need to play make believe in place of real friends

>>175466718
She's a ruler who has to put on a serious face for her people at all times.

Give her a chance to unwind when she's alone, holy shit.

why why WHY WHY WHY is Link right handed in this game?! It doesn't even have motion controlled swordplay!

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>>175467191

How about riding her actual seal rather than playing with fake seals or watching the Sand Seal races

Personally I'd rather she get some of Babi's special training

>>175467486
Who says she doesn't ride her seal? You often see her with it

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>>175467614

From the sounds of it she's still being hled back by Buliara. Before she was allowed to leap on her seal and go examine Naboris but after the first failed reconnaissance Buliara doesn't let her stray to far from her gaze

As I said her childhood has been taken from her. Realistically the royal family ought to be large enough for her to have cousins to play with and aunts who can lead until she's ready. Single child households among a people whose culture tells them they must find partners and have kids to survive don't make any sense

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>They're called Guardians because they were meant to protect the Hero when fighting Ganon
aw fuck

>>175468906
Guardians did nothing wrong.
#GuardianLivesMatter

>>175468906

Did they literally curb stomp Ganon 10,000 years ago. 4 Divine Beasts, a hero whose gone through all 120 Shrines with the Master Sword, a princess with full sealing powers and 1000's of Guardians of various types

>>175468906
>>175469003
BAN ALL POT LIDS

ITS 2117 PEOPLE

POT LIDS CAUSE DEATH

>>175469220
Considering Ganon waited 10,000 years until he had the ability to seize control of all the machines I would imagine that yes his defeat was probably brutal

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Am I supposed to do something here

>>175471289
yes

>>175471289

Nope, it's just a light

>>175466139
Let's compromise and say 13

Either way too young for the Linkbowl

Sometimes when my switch is docked it black screens then cuts back into the game after a bit, what causes this?

It happens much more with MK8, and for much extended amounts of time.

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>>175472162

She can use Mipha's plan and spend time with him and build it into a romance by the time she's old enough. She'll have the benefit of not dying before she can even start the plan

The only downside is she has to watch him dating other girls while her plan is in process

>>175473314
For me it was the HDMI cable. I used my old Wii U HDMI cable and that shit stopped.

>>175472162
Three years is not that much of an age gap, anon.

>>175473808
This is probably why she even let him borrow the Thunder Helm to begin with. It gives her a legit reason to have Link visit her more often, and she'll start working her way into his heart during those frequent visits.

Does the Master Sword lose energy when fighting Guardians and Ganon, or only when it's not glowing?

>>175475782

it always loses energy. it just loses it slower when it's glowing

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

>>175475782
The durability when the master sword is glowing is huge. I used the thing for damn near my entire assault on the castle.

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>>175475465

isn't Link at least 17 if not 18

I doubt she'll be calling him over and trying on the helm frequently nor will she send him away if he brings it back before it fits her perfectly

>>175476532
Zelda is 17. I don't know why but I assumed Link to be a little bit younger than Zelda in this game.

Regardless the helm still gives them a reason to get together every so often, if only to check on its condition and then go out for seal races that start happening closer and closer to romantic sunsets.

>>175476663
Link must be older or the same age as Zelda considering he goes up on the mountain with her, he's just a manlet

>>175477020
I thought you had to be 17 to physically enter the spring, it says nothing about an escort waiting just outside of it.

>>175477086
Wasn't it you had to be 17 to approach the mountain, not just the spring?

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>>175476663

More likely Riju will use Link as the poster child for her proposal to let Voe into the city by having him on display with the Thunder Helm getting mad applause only for him to whip it off and reveal he's a Voe

Zelda isn't the only one who can use Link for political ends

>>175477889
I'm not sure, it's somewhat vague. I'd have to watch it again.

Even still, a four year age gap isn't much. Especially as Riju gets older.

>>175478003
I like that idea, but I think Link's gender would end up being the worst kept secret in Gerudo Town after Calamity Ganon's defeat.

Oh, this blond Hylian Vai shows up out of nowhere and helps Riju take back the divine beast? And suddenly a Hylian voe of the same name defeats and helps seal away the Calamity? Gerudo aren't idiots. They'd put two and two together.

>>175478730
one hundred and four year age gap

>>175478849
healing stasis comas don't count, anon.

>>175478916
they do if you're tying to get a drink

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>>175478730

I don't think Link gave his name out to all and sundry. So far as I'm aware the only people confirmed to know his name are Riju and Buliara possibly Malena but that was an option rather than the only choice

>>175479047
You literally can't get a drink at the only bar in the entire region.

Because 100 years in suspended animation doesn't count.

Can I find the royal guard armor in the castle or do I have to buy if I want it?

>>175479123
>Sequel game starring a Gerudo girl named Link.
>The Hero of the Wild has gone missing, and Gerudo Link decides she must find him in order to help her people.
>Has to level up and fight foes across Hyrule.
>Never finds the hero, but becomes a hero in her own right by the end of the game.
This sounded more like Bionic Commando than I indented for it to when I started typing.

>>175482253
I don't remember seeing any free armor in the castle. Lots of weapons however. Hylean shield is in there.

>>175467339
Motion controls to be added I hope.

>>175482253

Royal Guard Armour? There's no such animal

>>175475465
>103 age gap.

>>175482957
the armor that's in the Hateno shop, I don't recall what it's name

>>175483204

that's just regular knight armour and it can only be bought

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hey guys I can't remember where I got my giant thunderblades, any help?

btw, post more Jerrin

>>175483398
There are some in the Colosseum. There is a blade in the castle. A lot of shrine chests.

>>175483095
See
>>175478916

How would you react if Link's age caught up with him fast, and they end up with another world wrecking disaster that has no Link to fight it?

Does every age need a link and a zelda in the event an evil approaches?

>>175484187
Every age gets a Zelda automatically. Even Zelda's mother was a Zelda.
Sometimes an evil shows up.
When an evil shows up, Link's get auditioned to find the true Link.
If a Link was alive while there was no evil, you might never know he was a Link.

>>175483398
Say please and I'll consider giving you a spot that's easy to access and it respawns.

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>>175482751

>foreign looking female lead possibly with a foreign accent
>searching for her love in addition to the main quest
>from an all female race who are stronger than the average male

I don't think it would sell very well

>>175486815
The Legend of Zelda: Automata

>>175483569
>Colisseum
where? none of the Moblins/Bokoblins there have it and I can't see it lying arround, well, at least I had an excuse to revisit it and kill the Lynel. trying to get the one in the mines of the castle but still hasn't respawned, it respawns right? thanks anyway

>>175485752
please?

>>175487431
Good boy. Teleport to the Tabantha Tower and then jump Northwest and float to the Cuho Mountan (It's west of Strock Lake and Southwest of Rito Village) There's a passage in between the mountain where there's a great thunderblade for the taking. And it respawns every blood moon.


Also the Colosseum weapons change depending on how many divine bests you finish. Soldier > Knight > Royal > Elemental.

Have fun in the rain.

>>175488107
wait, isn't that one a regular Thunderblade?

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>>175487656
That's pretty gay desu senpai

>>175488374
Are you questioning me? Because if are, you're outright sayingI don't know what I'm talking about right after i spoonfeed you exact coordinates. Stop being a bitch nigger and go to where I said.

And when you do get it, you're welcome.

>>175488470
when link is wearing a dress he's a girl

>>175488661
nvm, you're right
don't get me wrong, bro, I grateful just tired after a night full of paperwork and a tired memory to sum up

thanks pal, owe you one.

>>175488779
But he's not wearing a dress you homo

>>175489018
Looks like a dress to me

>>175442339
Dye the Trousers light yellow, it looks the same but the boots get a darker shade of brown, looks pretty nice.

So do ALL materials with an "may have other uses" line update their description when you find a use for them, or is it just some stuff like Luminous Stones?

>>175489536
Play the game.

>>175490102
Samething happens if you bring a guardian to the Guardian Stalker lady on Faron beach.

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>>175488779

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>>175491062

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>>175491261

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>>175491472

>>175491687
Creepy how she takes advantage of the mentally challenged like that.

>>175492494

Which is why it's damn shame we didn't get any Paya romance options. I just read her completed diary

Plus she's got just as nice a butt as Zelda but far less flattering clothing

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>>175492835
Paya knows her place

Remember when the Master Sword was made by the Sages? Remember when Hylia was just a lake? Fun times.

>>175493052
Unlike Zelda.
Get back into Ganon, bitch.

>>175493052

you just know that when Zelda and Link pass through Kakariko that Impa will insist on having Paya accompany them as Zelda's retainer and so she can see the world beyond the village.

Fun times especially when they pay their respects to the Gerudo leader and Riju see's Link surrounded by beautiful women

>>175491062
>>175491261
>>175491472
>>175491687
That's good, I need more.

>>175494059

Go on

>>175494279

Dalia will go far in the world she's full of hardwork and determination

>>175494493

I'm surprised this wasn't a sidequest. Odds are she stays with Nali and Pritanna since they have a spare bed. That being said the house to resident ratio is very skewed

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>>175495192
Some people sleep outside on rugs. It's completely possible she's just too drunk to find her rug.

>>175495527

they complain about the nights being bitterly code yet they sleep in the open with not so much as a blanket. In Goron, the game doesn't give a shit if you're in the city or not the climate is the climate, I can't imagine the Gerudo have city wide air conditioning

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>>175495780
Just noticing the throne has one of those child booster seats.

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>>175495997
It really doesn't get bitterly cold in town, or it would be harder for Link to stay in uniform.

>>175496246

Stop trying to distract the people from the Gerudo Housing crisis. The leadership is weak and ineffectual and cares more about keeping the people entertained with seal races than solving the problems plaguing the Town

>>175496450
What does she want?

>>175496628

Some voe to sweep her of her feet and run away with her to a deserted island

>>175496628
Wings to reach Eventide with.
Suspiciously enough, there is a Rito male over on the island.

>>175497282
Gaahhh. Thank you.

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>>175497282

Good lord do we have yet another Gerudo with a taste for inter-species loving

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Postan screenshots

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>>175498560
She never reaches the island or gives Link a quest to get her over there. I guess it's not a reach to imagine there might have once been plans for such a quest. As is, she never meets the Rito or even knows he exists.

>>175498727

A curious place. I did a lot of circling trying to figure out how to access the Shrine

>Link can carry hundreds of chunks of stone, severed monster parts, slabs of meat, baskets of fruit, and tons of other random crap
>Can only carry a few swords and shields

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>>175496625
Fire on Ice and you don't have time to dick around.

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>>175498802

She seemed very rude and egotistical in our first meeting but after reading all of Rumour Mill and talking to her I kinda like her

>>175499320

Did you misquote

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>>175499096
Yea it took me a couple of tries going around trying to find it, the worst one though were the 2 hidden behind the big double doors

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>>175499697
No

>>175499697
maybe

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>MFW when finding up the amount of Star Fragments needed to upgrade Amiibo armor doesn't increase per upgrade.
I never touched it before thinking that was the case. Now I might actually decide to upgrade one set because it only costs 12 stars total instead of what I thought was 27 stars per set. (1, 2, 3, 4)

>>175499959

So what does your post have to do with the failings of the Gerudo leadership?

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Why is the grass in this game so goddamn good?

>>175500267
How the fuck to I get more star fragments? My amiibo never give any.

>>175500560
They fall randomly some nights. You have to chase them down before morning.

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>>175500464
Destroying the Ice House with fire will mean the Geurdo can no longer produce Nobel Pursuit, with their favorite drink being lost, it will further the rift between the government and its people.

Fag.

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>>175500321

A troop seem to consist of 3 soldiers and a leader (rank unknown). If you count all the soldiers you'll see they're short one soldier/guard. That soldier is Lukan

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I wish I could live in Gerudo town as a vai.

why Gerudos have to be so attractive? Nabooru, Aveil, Twinrova, Urbosa, hell fucking Ganondorf was handsome as fuck too

>>175500484
I want to lay down on a grassy hill and just roll all the way down. It looks so soft.

>>175500954
Because they are a superior race forced to live in substandard environment by the oppressive yet inferior majority.

>>175500874
Did you remember the missing soldier that Link has to track down by offering her booze to return?

>>175500780

So long as they have anyone willing to act as a runner and somewhere to store it between the highlands and Gerudo Town I think the production of Noble Pursuit will continue.

I reckon the ice is also used for fresh produce which would spoil hella fast in the desert heat

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>>175501274

yes.

Buliara
Teake
Anche, Sudrey, Lianna and Babbi
4 guards around the city
4 guards by the palace
1 guard with Patricia
5 guards in the parade grounds (including Barta)
and there's Lukan

The only issue is this would mean there's an unseen troop leader (the green ones) somewhere and I can't find her unless it was Karsh and she just hasn't been replaced

>>175500954

strong because the desert is unforgiving with extremes of temperature and monsters (Molduga) and enemies (Lizalfos and Bokoblins) infesting the land

beautiful because they need to be able to attract men in order to survive as an all female race.

Ganondorf just gets the benefit of those evolutionary traits

>>175502070
A quick name census.

Teake
Liana
Leena
Barta
Kotta
Babi
Smaude

Katta
Bertri
Ploka
Reeza
Buliara

Padda

Lashley
Dorrah
Merina
Laine

>>175503162
...Not including KaraKara.

>>175503326

Does this mean my calculations are off and Lukan is probably a troop leader rather than a regular guard since Ripp (Kara Kara) is a normal guard

I knew Nintendo wouldn't have such a glaring omission

>>175503326
>>175503162
Sudrey at the lookout tower.
Ripp at Kara Kara Bazzar.
Lukan being sexy chocolate.

>>175503946
I dunno. I'm not so sure that all the Gerudo don't just serve a while once they are old enough.

>>175493551
She doesn't mind and just assumes it means she can move in on him as well, and then we are full Tenchi

There is a behind the waterfall on the plateau.

Third game and still learning new shit

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>>175504406
>>175503162

Buliara (throne room)

>Maroon
Teake (parade grounds)

>Green
Liana and Babi (parade grounds)
Anche (Ice House)
Sudrey (Outpost)

>Blue
Ripp (Kara Kara)
Laine, Lashley, Dorrah and Merina (Gates)
Reeza, Ploka, Betri and Katta (Palace)
Kotta, Barta, Leena, Marta and Smaude (Parade grounds)

>Unknown
Lukan (patrolling in disguise)

Whatever rank Lukan is, the number will have either a guard or a troop leader missing.

I'm going to just assume Karsh is recently retired

>Mental image of Lukan.
>Reading too many spy novels.
>Humming "Secret Agent Man" when nobody is around.
>Striking warrior poses in the mirror.

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>>175501371
It would melt by the time they attempted to transport it. Remember how large the block you were given and how much that shrank just when cutting through the ruins?

>>175506825

you're not a very good runner. my ice was basically unchanged when I got to Furosa. Also icehouses aren't that hard to make they just have to build an underground basement

>>175507246

what is this expression trying to convey

>>175507153
What do you think the icehouse they already have is you blundering blatherer? Set some fires in it and the icehouse is lost. Build another one and repeat the process of arson.

>>175507374
Gerudo women just seem to scowl when at rest.

>>175507504

I don't like your plan I think selling Vai disguises to desperate Hylian men would destabilise the government far quicker and with less wanton destruction. Waking up to their city swarming with Voe would definitely cause a fuss

>>175507892
The average Hylian man would get their shit kicked in by a Geudoian. Look at how they man handle Link and throw him out if they discover him while he's not cross dressing.

Plus once they figure men are cross dressing to sneak into the city, they'd just have the guards at the entrances demand visors lift their veils.

>>175508561
One night is all they need to disrupt things and reduce confidence in the leaders. You think the people will forget the time loads of voe ran rampant through the city propositioning every girl they came across and generally being a nuisance.

People will remember the event not the swift resolution and steps to prevent it happening again

>>175508864
They'll only see the Chief Guard's head roll for allowing it to happen. Not the leadership.

Is it ok to explore Hyrule Castle without fighting Ganon? There seem to be a few quests about exploring shit then coming back. Is that what people normally do? I presumed most left Hyrule castle until they wanted to beat the game.

>>175509545
I explored hyrule castle immediately after leaving the plateau for the first time and it was the most fun I ever had with the game

>>175509545
The game expects you to do that because there's a memory there and those quests.

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>the light bow is ugly as fuck
>for the ending cutscenes it's stuck to your back, making Link look retarded
>for the final bonus cutscene, Link is back to wearing just the faggy t-shirt with no shield again
Why?

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>>175510145
>mfw I unequipped the bow right before the cutscene

>>175510145
So change to another bow before the last arrow hits home.

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Is the Gerudo posting over?

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https://twitter.com/sonicmega/status/858808130947305473

>"Hey #BOTW fans...have you still been wondering who voices this handsome fish-man? What if I told you I've known & NOW I CAN OFFICIALLY TELL?"

is chiplock trolling us?

Yo /lozg/ I'm back up to four orbs right now. Should I get heart or stamina?

>>175511997

how many hearts do you already have

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>>175511553
Yes, post superior races

>>175512148

King Dorephan is absolutely humongous. I've have liked for him to be more animated and move around

Gerudo are still the superior race

>>175512086
14 my man

>>175512536

Might as well max out stamina then

>>175512502
>Sidon rips and tears himself out of a WW octorok
>Dorephan picks up a guardian and throws it off a cliff

I'd like to see a Gerufo do that

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>finally got everything working and set up and start the game for the first time
>summon wolf link as soon as I can
>the twilight warping effect and the accompanying sound
>that also plays when he warps around with you if you get too far or gets stuck etc.
>same goes for the other sound effects

Something so simple yet makes me sad and happy at the same time.

I'll get the hang of this game properly eventually, but it's still really fun to just discover it all for the first time at my own pace.

>>175512664
I kind of want to finish the first row because I like having green hearts only on the second row. But is the autism worth less stamina for now?

>>175512885

if autism is an issue you're probably going to suffer because you'll have uneven rows or you'll have incomplete circles

Pick your poison

>>175512921
>Paya is a shy nerd that gets too flustered to speak when Link is around
>Has probably gone through a lifetime of ninja training and is likely a deadly killer if she wanted to be

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>>175512802

why do you think there's only 4 Molduga in Gerudo compared to how many monsters are swarming the rest of Hyrule. The Gerudo drove them to near extinction

>>175513189
Blupees are cute.

>>175513370
Large animals need more food.

>>175513449
A creature with a rabbit body, barn owl face, and moth antennae is certainly creative

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>>175513312

She seems to be on the right track to become a Sheikah monk rather than a Sheikah warrior

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>>175513525

Look at how many Hinox swarm Hyrule. They're just as large and yet there's 10 times more of them than Molduga

>>175513546
Barn owls have always been a little creepy to me, where I come from they're seen as a symbol of death, but the bunny/moth combo does offset that a bit.

>>175513868
sauce on comic

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>>175514021

ODD

>>175513868
Molduga can't leave the desert.

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>>175514343

The point is that there used to be more Molduga but they were driven to the less habitable regions and outskirts of the region

Either which way my point is the Gerudo carved themselves a home in an inhospitable land but unlike the Zora they didn't document every victory and conquest. I certainly doubt Urbosa did nothing other than pilot Naboris. There's no way her fighting style could be compared to a dance if nobody ever saw her fight

>>175439607
>/loz/
So that's why I wasn't finding this in the catalog

>>175513312
Paya is completely useless during the search for the orb so I doubt she's had any training.

>>175514690
They grew from tiny Moldorm like TP had.

>>175514936
To be fair, every NPC is useless outside of their important standing around duties.

>>175514291
that doesn't help

What are some A E S T H E T I C things to dye?

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>>175515045

it's all you need if you go to the usual sites

>>175514936
>>175513312
When you say "ninja training", is this like a "La Blue Girl" thing?

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What's your favourite mountain /lozg/?

>>175515117
post a link to the full comic quit being a precious peter

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>>175515232
>>175515232

Death

>>175515232
I like the biggun in Hebra with the hole blown out of the side.

>>175515301
babby wants his food chewed before he eats it too?

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>>175515343
I want to climb Zelda's mountain

>>175513868
anyone other than the anon who posted this got sauce on the comic? i'm having no luck with reverse image search and the smeglord is having a great time not sharing

>>175515697
I want one as a pet.

>>175515909
It feels inherently wrong to have to shoot these little guys to get rupees. Same with shooting the dragons to get drops, feels oddly disrespectful.

>People have told Zelda that Silent Princess are rare.
Maybe they are just trying to tell her to shut up for a minute.

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>>175516085

don't shoot them. you get more rupees striking them multiple times with a spear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj5chaeys5U

Okay, be honest, which of these didn't you know about?
I got 12, 14, 23, 33, 43

>>175515695
That look of unmidigated bliss on links face. Like he could die happily right there.

>100 years... a 100 years he waited to get his hands on that ass. It was never forgotten.

>>175516175
>Silent Princess aren't Rare
>They can only be found growing around Great Fairy Fountains and the one Zelda cultivated herself.
>Aren't rare.
Let me slap you.

>>175516197
It still feels inappropriate.

>>175516175
The ones in the game only grow in magical places, like fairy fountains and around the Master Sword pedestal. They're rare enough.

At the end of the game Link and Zelda are standing in a whole field of them so they're supposed to be making a comeback after Ganon.

Is Ganondorf circumcised?

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Is the snowquill set the most /fa/ armor set in the game?

>>175516219

10, 11, 19, 43, 46

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No weapons, no kills. Wolves and keese swarms everywhere.

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>>175516910

why does it matter? Either he fucked every Gerudo or he fucked nobody because he's a power sexual. The appearance of his cock would have no effect on either of those

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>>175517646

>Y..you mustn't

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>>175512148
>tfw Link was denied of his fish waifu and then his other fish waifu and now has to ever settle for a genetic failure of a princess or a sandnigger

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>>175517902
How sexually repressed is she?

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>>175518092

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Smooth criminal

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>>175518092

or Paya. She's got it so bad that even Link would notice

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>>175518416

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>>175518736
>>175518416

I like how she's blatantly staring at you while acting like she's averting her gaze/shielding her eyes

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>>175519160
Just waiting to make her move.

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I tried lighting a wolf on fire to see if that would deter it. It didn't.

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IT CAN AGRO!!!

>>175519757
What is this area? Did you mess with the in-game lighting somehow?

>>175520238
Nobody spoil it for him.

>>175520238
If you really want to know, you should find out.

>>175520238
>>175520320
Go to the island in the south right corner of the map and you'll see whats going on

>>175520238
After you beat the eventide island challenge, go to Tingel island, strip off everything, and swim back to eventide. Its like a similar challenge, but in the dark.

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>>175518660
Paya has given up on winning the Linkbowl but maybe Zelda will let her in on a threesome

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>>175520616

YFW this (>>175493551) happens

lmfao

>>175520616
>Paya confesses her love, Zelda just raises an eyebrow, glances at link shrugs. "I admit i'm a little curious, we never got a chance to try this with Mipha... oh don't give me that look, you know you thought about it!"

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>>175520968
The question is whether it would be a full threesome or if Zelda would just force Paya to lick Link's cum out of her pussy like a cuckqueen

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My sand seal concussed itself by ramming a wall.

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The 35 year old virgin

>>175522084

who steered it towards the wall, eh?

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>>175522282
It steered itself.