Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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Maybe one day.

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>>175435760
>its another Braxis Holdout game

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Why is he so much fun

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Why do all the HOTS heroes have such gigantic asses?

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Okay my dudes literally how the fuck isn't Auriel overpowered? She shits out massive AoE burst heals every 4 seconds while late game directly buffing someone's damage output. Once you get 20 you get one of the best AoE shields in the game. That's not to mention she still does respectable damage for a support and can secure kills or save people with her E.

Also she does all this with no mana! Feels bad with Lili or Kharazim or some other cucked support; need fucking heals but all you get is "sorry bro I'm oom brb"

Why hasn't this garbage gotten nerfed yet?

>>175436187
because their lead modeler is a man of great taste

>>175436187
They can get away with actually having attractive heroes because the game isn't popular enough.
Don't worry though as more and more ow faggots start playing they'll complain about all the ass in this game and get it removed

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>>175436391
>With bullshit like Malf, Lucio and Morales out there, he calls Auriel OP

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>play with a couple friends
>friend of friend is from australia
>all of the matches are in australia server
>passive aggressive people
>400 ms in the four games
im tilted as fuck

>>175436187
Source?

>>175435760

Stop making threads you niggerfaggot

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>alters shit in the OP to useless garbage
>doesn't take the one second it takes to delete [Embed]

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If you could give your past-self a advice before you started playing this game, which one would be?

>>175436467
That's not to say Malfurion and Lucio aren't OP. The difference is everybody knows those heroes are busted, so they either ban them or ask for nerfs. Auriel somehow dodges the spotlight though even though she's not any weaker.

>Morales
get lost, pal

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The Alpha deer is here!

>>175436619
>"Don't bother."

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>>175436420
>OW
>complaining about ass

symmetra has like half her asscheeks hanging out her dress

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>>175436676

Why is there no reverse draft mode where you get to draft the enemies team? I thought this was supposed to a fun, casual game

>>175436689

Don't reply to retards.

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>>175436689
When OW came out a lot of SJW faggots were trying to take Tracer out of the game because she was hot

And later, they forced the theory Tracer was a lesbian because fuck hot girls liking dicks amirite?

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>>175436619
I've only been playing since wednesday. I would tell myself not to buy that 1 month champion status in for honour.

>>175436794
>Nemesis draft

A potential future brawl, I imagine.

>>175436619
>play league instead
>actually just quit playing vidya

>>175436930

>being this retarded

>>175436794

Didn't they have something like that in Doter?

It'd be a clusterfuck of bad heroes, sounds kinda fun.

>>175436930
>When OW came out a lot of SJW faggots were trying to take Tracer out of the game because she was hot
No, it was only for the victory pose, and it was because they liked Tracer and wanted her to be a role model and shit.

Then after she became a lesbian, the SJWs got mad because lesbians aren't supposed to be hot, they say.

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>>175436619
Don't feed just to get the HS cardback, in the future HS will be trash and you will regret poluting your stats and be dammed to play with bronzies for the rest of your life

Reminder that the only reason people think Samuro is trash is because they're still picking Bladestorm instead of gitting gud with Illusion Master.

>>175436619
I imagine a lot of people regret spending money on heroes and skins considering 2.0. I'm glad I have only very very very casually played this in extreme dry periods so I could get the most out of the bundles.

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Auriel is cute!

why is it so fucking boring getting 14 heroes to level 5 for fucks sake I just want to play abathur ranked forever

Is armor resistant against spell damage too?
It doesn't say.

>>175437158
Armor is all damage.

Physical Armor is auto/basic attacks
Magic Armor is abilities/spells

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Without giving anyone in particular (You)s, they did make Zarya purely to appease tumblr,
as actually literally stated by the president of Blizzard at PAX when she was revealed Coincidentally at the same time they added Johanna and her stupid dyke haircut

>>175437158

Armor = all damage
Physical armor = only basic attacks
Spell armor = only ability damage

>>175437146
Getting heroes to lv 10 is not even hard anymore

But after lv 10 becomes a painful grind, and they say heroes can go to infinite level or something like that

>>175437125
tyrande is cuter

>>175437227
>hate Zarya
>like her weightlifter skin
>like her thunderguard skin
>actually kind of like Johanna's haircut

>>175436794
More game modes = More queues = More split population = Longer queue times

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@175437227
yarp.

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>>175437227
>Pink hair
>Male haircut
>Male physic
>Basically a dyke
>Another country
>Muh womyn can be just strung as a meen - every feminigger ever

You don't say?

how bad is Rexxar? I just got his terran skin.

>>175437227
Gul'dan best hero

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>>175437249
Comparing their voices and behaviors, not at all, but Tyrande is a hottie cant denying that

>>175437403
Why do people Kripp?

>>175436539
It literally says in the image, you retarded faggot

>>175437403

You have to understand, you can't just state the blatantly obvious, you need to give a source

"We've been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games. That means a lot of things. They want to see gender diversity, they want to see racial diversity, they want to see diversity along the lines of what country people are from. There is also talk about diversity in different body types in that not everybody wants to have the exact same body type always represented. And we just want you to know that we're listening and we're trying hard and we hope Zarya is a step in the right direction." Pax East 2015

Or they'll spout shit like OHH MUH TUMBLR BOOGEYMAN

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>>175437501

>>175437227
Johanna's got a dumb as fuck haircut but her armor makes me feel like she pours cum down around her neck, letting it fill up the inside of her robes, relishing the feeling of her body getting soaked in jizz. But that's just a theory. A game theory.

>>175437227

Low test faggot detected.

>>175437601
>that spoiler

fuck now im always going to think that when i see/play her

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I want to _____ Diablo

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>>175436930
>A lot of SJW faggots were trying to take tracer out of the game

that was one (1) guy on the forums who complained about a victory pose showing off her ass, they slightly changed it to show off a slightly different angle of her ass

>they forced the theory Tracer was a lesbian

she was a lesbian from the start, which is pretty obvious when you consider that like half of all lesbians wear crocs like she does and the other half wear converse

>fuck hot girls liking dicks
>who is windowlicker
>who is Ana

just stop desu lad
>>175437047
The only responses I saw to Tracer being gay were a bunch've gay people being ecstatic mixed with I told you so's and a bunch've "b-but muh waifu how can she not like men :("

>>175437785
stop destroying my narrative you cock sucking faggot

>>175437780
is prime evil diablo a trap?

>remove 1k gold reward for (1) lootbox

blizzard why

>>175437558
Kys

Haven't touched HotS in years. Which megabundle is the most worthwhile to get?

>>175437642

My personal taste has nothing to do with Zarya being made so tumblr would stop bullying Blizzard.

>>175437857
Leahblo is not a trap, she's a hermaphrodite

>>175437780
Marry!

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psst
hey
psst
its hanamura again

>>175437227
people that get upset about zarya because of this are literally just "I don't like pandering when it's not towards me exclusively"

like every other female character (except Mei who's filling in the bookish nerd girl with tig bitties trope) is in a like skintight waifu suit

>>175436183
>He makes mobile pokers which are currently in meta his bitches
>He can hold objectives like a mf
>Makes bodyblocking look easy
>His heroics can chase/reposition a high priority target
>Generally good waveclear
>Feels like a kung-fu master

Yeh, he's pretty cool

>>175437957
low test

>>175437746
I literally only play this game to think of stuff like that for my writing.
I really wish the female monk got in, because darker skin with white hair does things to me.

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>>175436619
Don't become anthony burch

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>tfw Plat TL last season
>tfw silver TL current season

>>175436467
Morales' is viable in some drafts. Tass is still fucking OP tho', Rehgar as well as Auriel are competitive as fuck and get constantly picked.

>>175438079
>I really wish the female monk got in
why dont they just make a female skin for him like they did with diablo

>>175436781
>bragging about winning a 2v1

>>175437957

I'm sorry to hear about your micropenis.

What does TLV stand for?

>>175438079
>writing

erotic hots fanfics?

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>>175437451
>>175437249
>tfw none of their waifus are queens
>Or prodigies with immense intelligence and natural talent
>Or a perfect body with the shape of a oldschool Olympic athlete
>They never did anything nearly as cool as being resurrected against their will and then freeing themselves leading a army of people with them
>Their voices don't even get closer to be as good as best girl, with her sexy, confident and dominant tone
>No awesome armor, showing just the right amount of cleavage
>Not even having 2 versions ( pre-curse )
>Not even blonde

How can waifulets even compete?

>>175437785
I'm not a lesbian and it was pretty obvious Tracer was set up for being gay from the getgo.

>hot
>only interacts with other hot women post-Overwatch
>only male interactions are a friendzoned non-human and shotas

>>175438017

Hey, I'm not upset about Zarya. In fact, I think it's funny that the tumblr icon for Overwatch is actually a xenophobic racist.

Just stating facts about Blizzard doing things to appease tumblr, like when they renamed a boat in WoW because people bent backwards, jumped through hoops, grasped at straws and distorted reality until its name was offensively promoting domestic violence.

>>175438183

I really hope they get round to the alternate gender skins. I really want male Demon Hunter.

>>175438274
The Lost Vikings.

>>175438206
>symbiote is a hero
Anyways, she killed herself.

I'm actually looking forward to playing D.va, not because I particularly like her, but because she'll have a good kit to shit on characters I hate.

I just hope she is actually weak and easy to kill outside her Mech. I don't wanna have to fight against 'Murky but actually a full hero'.

>>175438297

Pretty good post, aside from

>Pretending Sylvanas' nasally irritating voice is anything other than ear bleeding.

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JUST

>>175438297
>>Their voices don't even get closer to be as good as best girl, with her sexy, confident and dominant tone
GREYMANE'S FORCES

What kind of music do you listen to while waiting for queue to pop, /hotsg/?

I've had this on repeat for the past four hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2DCwxOUU8

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I bring you fresh quickmemes

do loot crates have a pity timer for legendaries like in hearthstone / overwatch?

>>175438805
wow we got a WHOLE 25 interest

>>175438823
Nu-writing in Wewcraft doesn't count m8. The lore is shittier than most fanfic you see on red boards.

>>175438805
Still third best.

We are like a kool kids klub.

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>>175438297
>Waifulets
Sylvanas fag again ahead on the shitpost meta, you other waifu fags need to step your game up

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>>175438805
where's heroes of newerth

>>175438995
Just wait till she kill herself in the end of legion breh.

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>it's a "you and your team do not get the Punisher a single time" rerun

>>175438716
her single line of "I have no time for games" in Hearthstone is a lot more enjoyable than that filter they put on, but I guess that's the point

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>>175437990
fuk u

>>175438983
>the only canon voice doesn't count
waifufag logic lmao

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>>175438983

>Writing has anything to do with a characters voice

You're really fucking trying here son. She sounds like shit in HoTS too.

>>175439070
>it's a 3 of your teammates die to a laser punisher
But to be fair, it should be a little more obvious that the lasers are deadly. Like a loud noise or something.

Why does Sylvanas get to be a sexy elf lady when every other undead is rotted as shit

I'd feel pretty pissed off if I got brought back from the dead only to find out all my sexy bits and hair had fallen off and I have to listen to the one undead girl who still has nice hair and boobies

>>175438929
>>175438991
i'm honestly just kind of shocked 2.0 only triggered that puny of a spike

blizzard must be disappointed with how little impact it made

>>175439058
basically it's a vertical line on the graph

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>>175438805
it's more depressing if you search only the past year

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>>175438907
Yes.

We don't know what the real number is yet.

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>>175436619
Don't judge a book by it's cover. This game is surprisingly good and people give it shit cause "it's for babies".

Also stop listening to fucking morons about anything.

>>175439271
she was raised by arthas so thats premium service

>>175439271
The rest of the undead are wussies who can't stand the pain of having their body regenerate. So they let it rot while Sylvanas knows the value of maintaining her boobs and birthing hips.

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>>175438297
Wish Sylvanas fag would trip so I could block him already

>>175439302
>>175438805
I'm simultaneously sad but also pretty happy, small communities tend to be pretty comfy. It just kinda sucks when they become so small the game is virtually dead, but hots still has enough gas it think.

>>175438907
Yeah. Some reddit fag made some statistics and calculated it to be around ~18 boxes until your chance to pull a legendary is bascially 100%

>>175439367
wtf I hate being undead now

Jesus fucking christ Hanamura is such garbage.

>>175439271
Maybe she is. Who could know under all that armour.

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>>175437780
Cuddle :3

>>175439551
Just put the game on steam and run the steam banner ad for a week. bnet is not as popular as blizzard thinks

>>175439723
Yep. It's a shame Blizzard uses the wrong platforms to market HotS. HotS needs players who are legit interested in gaming, not candycrunchers from Facebook and Twitter.

>>175439707
hi

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>>175439498
I used to hate Sylvanas fag back then when he shitposting all day long, nowadays he only shows up once in a while and is good to keep the waifufags in check

i come back to this game every so often, and i like how unga gorilla zul'jin is but why did they pull a random fucking hobo off the street to voice act him

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>mfw i'm literally the only faggot in the world that unironically likes hanamura

>>175439942
make way for da bad goy

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>Towers of Doom
>Trying to hold objective until backup arrives
>Nobody even attempts to help despite me pinging
>Stuck holding against two on my own
>Look at map and see they are just farming lane while not even pushing
>Forced to type out I need help only for them to have delay reaction

This happened several times making us win by the skin of ours teeth. I think I had bots more responsive then these fuckers.

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Cower before your king.

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>>175439919
Hi?

>>175439942
Because this is how he sounded in WarCraft 2. He's also buff as fuck because he's a forest Troll, who are known for being bulky.

He's based off of his WC2 self, not the old version of himself in WoW.

Please give me a non-meme Vikings build, anons

and when I thought the weekend was bad now we have the weekend + all the new stupid shits that got into this game in the last week

I want to devour their head whole

>>175440181
okay thats fair, but man is he fun as fuck, i just wish his guillotine ult worked the other way around, rather than being how low health he was so it was actually somewhat viable rather than taz dangur

>>175439938
>Keep waifufags in check
>By being a waifufag
????

>>175436619
Don't get Jaina and don't spend $10 dollars on her Lunar skin, you're trash at her.

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Place bets

>>175440249
Yeah, that's been everyone's complaint since day 1.

>>175440324
well outside of being apart of the series of broken records, is it neccesarily something thats bad?

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>>175436619
Commit to Ranked like you said you would if a Blizzard Dota ever actually fucking releaed

>t. former HoN/LoL fag

What's the fucking point of Zarya's Graviton Surge?
At least half the cast has a way to escape it.

>>175440265
Its just how it works

We may hate him, but we can't ban him because he controls the waifu cancer, if he is not here it will spread into chaos

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>Everybody keeps saying monstrosity build Abathur is the epitome of uselessness
>Try to make it work anyways
>Realize it has an actual use and does it's job very well
>But the rest of Abathur's skills and talents don't support making it happen
It's terrible because you're being little better than useless for the vast majority of a game, but I never noticed before how well the monstrosity scales in the later levels.

Honestly, a level 20 stacked monstrosity kind of feels like playing The Butcher, except it has 10k hp, and instead of barreling into somebody, you're materializing next to a squishie and smearing them across the floor faster than their team can stop you. Then you start barreling into people. Popping into the backline of an enemy team that's already hard engaged/spread out and can't instantly collapse on you might as well be a fight ender by itself given how quickly you can down even a warrior except Johanna. One or two stuns don't stop it. Monstrosity outscales regular heroes hard at the 20 mark.

Still, it doesn't make up for the fact that the only thing you'll be contributing up until that point is a subpar hat build, and the game will probably end pre-20 because of that. I wish this build actually worked because getting an endgame wrecking ball is a ton of fun.

Also, I don't get the griping about the difficulty/danger of getting stacks. Holy shit that collection range. How can you ever get ganked when you can position safely at all times, and are so far away from the minions that an opponent in lane wouldn't even know you were there?

>>175440424
Guillotine itself isn't really all that bad, it's just that the utility you get out of Taz'Dingo is generally more worth it. Assuming your opponents are competent, you won't be able to just suicide walk into people and expect to get a triple off of Taz'Dingo or something, and that's fine, because it still acts as a last resort lifesaver that CAN double as an offensive ability. So it's both defensive and offensive.

Guillotine, while it's got a nice little cooldown and can potentially deal 70% of a squishy's health in damage, not only do you need to put yourself in harm's way a lot in order to buffer it, which you still don't want to do even as ZJ, but anyone who sees you chuck it is generally going to know "Okay so I shouldn't keep walking this direction. If you land it, great, if you don't, then you might as well have just taken Taz'Dingo because what the fuck good is this ult if it's completely negated somewhat easily.

Having said that, W build with Guillotine is the SAFEST build ZJ has, regardless. Though you could just go W with Taz'Dingo really. Guillotine really isn't BAD, it's just... it's too inconsistent, is all. Results vary depending on your opponent. Especially with how fucking rampant mobility shit is in this game now.

>>175439938
>Sylvanas fag is basically the Lich King

irony

>>175440764
yeah thats something i also noticed, for how long it takes to fire off, while also having a prerequisite of needing to be pretty low health, its hit box is fucking tiny

>>175440718
>a level 20 stacked monstrosity
Good luck getting there when only retards leave it alone to get stacks.

>>175438884
>BrazilianButcher.jpg

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>Get nova
>Doesn't shoot at all only watches
>Only shoots at a full hp targets once we are all dead
>Somehow does less damage then the support

I really wish they fucking remove this piece of shit hero or rework her so she doesn't make the game a 5v4.

>>175441070
>Doesn't take long to get stacks
>Enemy team has to go find you first
>Still not going to get you because you not retarded and sitting in the middle of the minion wave with your ass in the air asking to get ganked

>>175441363
>Run away when enemy shows up
>sit there afk waiting for a good open spot to show up because you're scared of losing stacks
>your team is now not only down a body but also no hats now
Monstrosity only works against bad teamcomps that can't deal with a tank in 5v1 or lane pressure, aka ones you already won.

>>175441350
>get a bad player
FUCKING SHITTERS IN MY GAmE AERRRR

>get a bad player who picks Nova
GEEZ BLIZZARD DESIGN A BETTER HERO ALREADY AAEEHRHRH F U C K N O V E R

Explain this hotshits.

>>175441483
Nova is a trap for newbies to play its only once you realize that every other stealther does her job better without fucking your team over.

>>175441350
>playing nova for any reason what so ever
you brought this upon yourself.

>>175441350
alt f4 if you get a nova on your team it's the only way

>>175441469
If the enemy team is somehow pressuring all of the lanes at once and your team has their fingers up their asses not doing anything at all, then you've got other problems.

This is post 20 monstrosity that can switch lanes instantly. Any allied lane presence makes for fairly safe stacking.

>>175441539
Your reading comprehension is kinda terrible Anon.

>shit at overwatch
>shit at hots
>shit at most pvp games
>still play because waifus
>get frustrated
>end up masturbating every night to overwatch/warcraft sfm porn

somewhere along the line, my life went very wrong

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>>175435760
DAILY REMINDER THAT WE STILL DON'T HAVE:

>AKAMA
>LADY VASHJ
>MEKKATORQUE
>MAIEV
>HOGGER
>VELEN
>LEI SHEN
>GROM
>CAIRNE
>MALYGOS
>KEL'THUZAD
>DEATHWING
>GARROSH
>TARAN ZHU
>TIRION
>GARITHOS
>AZSHARA
>AYSA
>VARIMATHRAS
>MAL'GANIS
>CENARIUS
>MANNOROTH
>JI FIREPAW
>ARCHIMONDE
>ALLERIA
>ANDUIN

>MENGSK
>TOSH
>ULREZAJ
>KARAX
>FENIX
>VORAZUN
>SELENDIS
>ROHANA
>STUKOV
>SWANN
>WARFIELD/FIREBAT
>OVERMIND
>REIGEL
>MATT HORNER
>PRINCE VALERIAN
>TALANDAR

>AIDAN
>D1 SORCERER
>D2 DRUID
>D2 PALADIN
>D2 ASSASSIN
>BAAL
>MEPHISTO
>COW KING
>CYDAEA
>ENCHANTRESS
>SCOUNDREL
>MALTHAEL
>TEMPLAR
>DIABLO 1 ROGUE OR HELLFIRE BARB
>BELIAL
>DECKARD CAIN
>TATHAMET
>IMPERIUS

>SARLAC
>TOMATOR
>FANG
>SCORCH
>KYLE VLAROS (BLACKTHORNE)
>SNAKE SANDERS (ROCKnROLL)
>SUPERMAN


FUCK OVERWATCH Honestly though wouldn't mind Junkrat, Winston or Reinhardt BUT THAT'S IT!

>>175441483
Easy, they powercrept Nova right the fuck out of this game. She doesn't do anything particularly well anymore. All she had to begin with was safely burst down heroes and riding off, but you can't do that anymore. She gets punished just for even trying to harass now as well.

>>175441958
How would Deckard Cain play?

>>175441958
lol fuck off, I dont want any of those shit heroes that you listed

>>175441958
you forgot the Klaxxi Paragons and Terokk

>>175441898
If this lyfestyle is wrong I don't want it to be right. I have a rare collection of OW and HotS figures and numerous pictures and videos. I shop Amazon for female underwear that I imagine for example Jaina, Li-Ming and D.Va might wear. Blizzard has the best waifus.

>>175442089
Deckard Cain shouldn't be a hero, just an anouncer pack

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>>175441958
>Heroes of the Storm has literally who's like Probius, Brightwing, Li Li and some more
>but no Grommash or Kel'thuzad

>>175442031
>Decoy now grants unrevealable for 1 second and increases movement speed by 30% for 2 seconds.

Nova fixed?

>>175435760
How do I use skins? Every time I hover over selecting someone it shows their default.

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>>175441958
pic related would be a fucking awesome spray

>>175442089
>have quests the whole team is in on
>identify items ability could give some kind of buff to heros/minions
>"stay awhile and listen!" Mass stun heroic.

>>175442281
loadout button in bottom left corner

Anyone else think Hanamura matches go by way too fast? Most games I don't even make it to 20, and only one fort gets taken. Seems like all your attention goes towards pushing or defending payloads, and keeping an eye on the boss.

I think it wouldn't hurt to either increase the spawn time between payloads, or increase core health to 9.

>>175442250
>MINIONS, SERVANTS, SOLDIERS OF THE COLD DARK!

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>No slutty Sylv skins
>No decent Guldan skins
>No slutty Tracer skins
>No decent Zeratul skins
>No slutty Valeera skins
>No more Sailor Moon style skins besides the Li Ming one

Meanwhile bullshit like Azmodah has legendary skins, and Illidan has like 4 rank S skins

Which of Uther's level 1 quest is generally best?
It feels like he desperately needs the benefits from all of them tbqh

>>175442432
>remove double spawns of payloads, one each side is enough
>increase core health to 10
>Hanamura is now fixed

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who here is a /vet/?

>>175442665
Hammer for melee heavy groups, W for AoE heavy groups, Holy Light otherwise.

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>>175441958
>not Naisha

>>175442731
Started some weeks before Sylvanas' release, so only a betafag

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You can delete 1 hero from the game

Who you pick?

>>175442714
I think having two payloads at once is a good thing; it means you can't endlessly defend one and just have the entire game take place in one spot.

Also what I wish for is something to help you push forts on the map. Seems like you have no time for it. Haven't seen anyone take a single keep yet.

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Guess both sides felt like taking bathroom break after this.

>>175442937
Chromie

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>>175441483

>>175442731
Been in the Alpha since Li Li's release.

>>175442983
This is too accurate I can't tell you how many of them fuck up their sniper regardless if the enemy stands still.

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>>175442909
literally who

I don't even care that she's below average Valeera dashing into stealth then instantly stunning you with her next auto is the stupidest shit ever.

>>175443237
The fact her silence works on traits, is absolute bullshit, I dont care if you are the pro-est tychus around, her silencing his minigun trait is the only way she can deal with him

>>175443317
I'm just super tilted because I'm facing a 3 stack that's abusing it by stunning people, malf rooting, then butcher charging in and fucking them up.

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>>175443087

>>175443374
That is a nice tactic, but the fact its valeera doing it, makes it even cuntier

>playing Kerrigan
>Zarya on my team DCs
>ping Zarya AI to follow me around
>now I'm Kerrigan with a shield bot

>>175441958
Why doesn't Blizzard just release all the SC characters?

That's 16 characters. kek

>Gave up on rushing the objective and teamfighting nonstop, switched to a specialist or assassin with good waveclear
>Spend most games just pushing lanes and soaking now
>Get 10 wins in a row, my team can usually 4v5 because of the massive xp lead we get

So this is what it means to PvE your way to Masters...

>>175443630
how do you ping AI's to you?

>>175442962
so winions or boss win?

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>>175442983
I personally like playing Nova and I loved the sound of the armor piercing shots but One In The Chamber is just objectively better now.

>>175443921
Ping them.

G or V. They'll follow you until pinged again or you die.

>>175442627
>No slutty Tracer skins
>No slutty Valeera skins
you w0t

>>175443921
Just ping them, they follow you.

>>175443974
Winions the boss had to fight a bunch of fortifications still.

>>175442250
>Implying that futaxfemale isn't for the greatest of patricians

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Specialist is the funnest class. Suck my dick if you think otherwise.

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>>175443087
Maiev's bedwarmer.

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>>175444182

Cassia is so good

>>175444262
I've been tempted to buy her since I got a skin from muh box. How does someone build her?

>>175444182
Shitty, overused label, desu.

>Sylvanas
>Zagara
>Nazeebo
>"Specialist"

like
aight
Sylvanas isn't an assassin/marksman
she also turns off buildings, which makes her special
unlike Ragnaros, who turns into one


also gas abathur and medivh players

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>>175444182
Go back to being shit at League, Badicus.

>>175444358
>also gas abathur and medivh players
What? Can't handle my logical decisions, fag?

So I just played 5 games as Probius.

He's so much fucking fun

Is Azmodan or Gazlowe worth 150 gems?

>>175444913
"no"

>>175444913
No, unless you're really itching to play them.

2,000 gold doesn't take all that long.

>>175444739
and so fucking shit at the same time

>>175445131
>pretty much the winning factor for his team in espahts yesterday despite being camped by Tracer

Lunara is fun!

>>175445428
And versatile!

Just found a bug with cass and genji, if you use fend when genji dashes away you follow him.

Not sure if intentional

>Auriel on my team named Soldier76
>he gets outhealed by a Tyrande
Overwatch was a mistake

>>175444396
Of course a brainlet assassin main like yourself would proudly publicly announce that you are infact a leaguetard.

>>175445482
Yeah, it is, and it's hilarious.
Just like how Varian tries to dash around walls if you target someone over the wall. It's hilarious.

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Wow, the hero chests are a fucking joke
Look what i got from my stitches chest
The one fucking thing that nobody give no fucking shits about at all

>>175445428
SOPPING

>>175445549
If you don't like what you got reroll it?

>>175445549
No reason to not do at least 1 reroll if it's shit.

is the game acting odd for anyone else? ive had decent ping all day, but now im getting constant lag spikes and my ping jumping back and forth between high and low.

on the western end of the states

>>175445659
I got rare and an epic, and i actually want the varian skin plus rerolling could give me another voice line and all items only common, only peasants and richfags can reroll blindly

How do I into Kharazim?

>>175438839
Did you wait for four hours in queue.

>>175445549
That kerrigan avatar looks like a cropped reiq lewd.

>>175436619
"Don't get back to WoW - it's a huge waste of your time - keep getting good at drawing instead."

>>175437780
OWN THAT FUCKING SKIN

>>175436619
go play dota2 instead. u can learn to mod axe into garroh/grom or there are mods anyway. (((blizzard))) made this game only to make money, dont bother playing it. because u will for 2 years and more and its gonna be a huge waste of time

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>>175440075
>that damage.

jesus christ im tired of varian

>>175445549
yeah well before 2.0 you would get literally nothing so wtf are you crying about ? I literally have 10 times more skins since 2.0 and i'm fine with that.

>>175436619
Commit to this game, uninstall league of retards and doblyat 2.
>>175442089
Buff, aura, quest character.

>>175443630
Tassadar bot also works perfectly.

>>175435760
What's the meta

>people just jump in to a 1v5
>ignore objectives so they can keep pushing a lane even on towers
That's enough qm for tonight.

What is the best build for ten thousand feels? When i play against him he is an immortal god of death but when i play him, even brightwing can 1v1 me

As Valeera, is it best to open a gank with silence, or just go for the Ambush?

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>>175446158

The meta is you buying lots of sleeping pills and then you take them all at once with a lot of booze, newfriend.

It will be a jolly good time.

>>175444351
I like all of her builds but prefer the q quest, heal and speed on avoidance.
Then I run around spearing people.
Blind build with damage on passive once it absorbs enough damage and empowered attacks on level 1 talent is what I see in streams though.

>>175446279
k i'm gonna pick Valla then

am i allowed to play abathur

>>175446158
Each map has it's own meta. Some heroes are better on some maps, and some are useless if the map doesn't fit them.
You want go for objectives, and rotate safely, in the meantime make sure you soak lanes for xp (if you have vikings just group as 4 and go on a ganking spree, let the vikings soak)
Try getting merc camps before objectives to create a distraction for the enemy. New players overvalue bosses and it turns out to be a net loss for them.
Here's the tier list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2nvwtHkrI

>>175446340
no

>>175446209
Had a Genji who died 1v1 to a Li Li the other day. Fun times in Cursed Hollow.

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>>175446278
Do you have a brain? Serious question: why the fuck do you live? How do you function daily? Are you handicapped because your parents hit you on the head with bricks? Fucking dumb piece of shit, get out of this game, faggot. Stop playing multiplayer games, you are ruining the experiences for people that want to win. You should be killed in real life because you lack the basic ability to analyze the situation and make conclusions.

>>175446397
guldan tier 1 LUL
1 of the shittiest mages in the game, yoou have to be a serious retard not to dodge his shitty abilities

>Genji is with you
>Defeat

Wow, they really are turning this game into Overwatch.

>>175446278
For ganks stun is the only way to start. For skirmishes start with silence if your target is a caster, having picked the slowing potion on level 1.
I use q only to finish off escaping low health enemies or keep it to escape myself.
Seen some Valeeras deal great amounts of damage picking the isolation talent for q.
She plays and feels like Kha'Zix in this case.

>>175445549
how do you get that kerrigan portrait?

is the vulture bike thing still going ?

>>175446410
alright, what about the lost vikings? i just want to pretend that i'm playing starcraft 2 since this game is more alive than it

>>175446584
>Li Ming, Guldan
>Chromie, Nazeebo
>Jaina (usually only with Zera)
>Kael'thas (stunlock comps)

That's roughly pickrates in PRO environments. Numbers and kits matter a fuckton in that environment. Take a rough guess why Gul'dan is so high up and why you're a complete shitter.

>>175446656
You can¨t anymore it was an even reward

>>175446786
People won't get mad at you unless you fuck up at least.

Can some one tell me if there are characters that can do damage and also not die in 1 milionth of a second?
I'm only having luck with stich.
I like kharazim but I just die so fast even if trying to stay back a bit and heal ult teammates.

>>175447052
artanis

>>175446792
>PRO environments
>HL

>mom im diamond in hl but watch competitive hots so i know the game xd

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>No reason to use gems
>Gold is so abundant with the stimpack you get so you don't really lose gold on rerolls
>Shards really have no value right now since you can currently get everything (only really should be used for new releases)

Am I wrong?

>>175446786
Abba players generally suck, so i suggest you watch some guides, he has a big skill cap.
Vikings are better, you need to soak all lanes, and don't push because you can't 1v1 anyone, also they're good on big maps.
Just don't ever pick murky.

>>175447081
Never had any luck with him... If I engage I'm dead, cant run away too. Its like I HAVE to have my team play around me to do anything, cause no one ever follows or assists, and if I don't engage, they just sit back and do nothing.
What do?

>>175446470
It's okay kid, we've all been thirteen once. You'll grow out of this phase.

>>175447176
engage better?

>>175447052
Try Varian, Zarya, Anub'arak, Dehaka or Sonya. Gul'dan if you know how to position.

>>175447109
Nowhere in the previous post did you mention HL in any way.
A character being successful in a pro environment means he has the capacity of being successful in any other environment given the player and/or his teammates are not shit.
>me unga team bunga
And that's why you're stuck in shitter plat.

>>175447220
How do I learn that?

>>175440718
A fully fed monstrosity can pretty much destroy anything 1v1 if you spec shields and spine. The problem is getting it fed without it dieing.

I just wish you could tell it to guard an area instead of constantly push the lane when you're not holding the little fucker's hand.

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Damn, illicuck looks easy as fuck when other people play him, but he is not at all, the only kills i got were from using le hunt on escaping low health enemies

>completely hate playing Rexxar
>get his legendary skin and all of his voice lines out of boxes
thanks Blizz

>>175447704
play sweeping strike you mong

>>175447176
Artanis is not an initiator. He's like Stitches. you pull a squishy in and kill them with your team.

>>175447116
Yes you are. Gold is gone in a second after couple of rerolls, it takes a week constant play to get 150 gems and shards come very slowly

>>175447723
Welcome to Overwat-I mean HOTS!

>>175447052
Artanis
Arthas
Leoric
Diablo (kind of)
Chen
Sonya
Zarya
Varian (dual wield and taunt)
Ragnaros
Thrall
Rehgar (you'll still be at the bottom of the chart but I guarantee you you'll feel his DPS in a 1v1)

>>175447596
I dunno

>>175447528
Don't think I have Varian, buying Anub as soons as I have the money.
Gul is fun, thanks.

>>175447762
Yeah that's what I mean.
I pull the squishy in, they escape (even though they are in the middle of 4 people) and I get gibbed even though I have shield and all that stuff.

>Can solo bosses as Twin Blades Varian
>Tell my team to stay in lane and not give me away
>Just don't make it obvious
>Hit the boss once and they all flock to me like beginner bots and we get wiped
>"Report Varian"

I know, I know

>Twin Blades

I'm just trying new shit in Quick Meme.

who /frostmournehungers/ here

>>175447847
Thank

>>175447910
Most eu player's don't speak english you retard. WHy do you think they only uses simple phrases like "noob team" or "report x" It's your own fault.

>>175447590
>medivh

seriously go back to peddit. you have all the symptoms of a diamond faggot with a high sense of self importance

sand blast chromie or dragons breath with reduced cooldown chromie?

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>>175447953
I will freeze you from within until all that remains is an icy husk!

>>175448097
Feels good winning a match and then having your slave sylv suck my icy lich cock

>>175447894
If you time it just right, you can use your warp prism during your dash and still return to your original location.

>>175448031
I'm not from reddit. I also do trust people I KNOW are better than me more than some random bronze faggot from a chinese pottery forum.
Players better than you are good with them showing the heroes CAN work if you're not some washed up LoL reject. And that's all there is.
Have fun replying with some insults though, it's all you can muster up because there's zero arguments against results.

>>175448301
W-what, how?

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>you cannot enter matchmaking because your status has been locked
>you cannot enter matchmaking because your status has been locked
>you cannot enter matchmaking because your status has been locked
>you cannot enter matchmaking because your status has been locked

>>175447778
>75 gold a game
>3-6 games a level
>200 gold a level before dailys
I have no problem with getting and keeping gold.

>played the game back then when ranked was still on the 1-40 system
>got somewhere below 5 if I remember correctly, never quite at 1
>start playing again with 2.0
>do hero league
>entirety of my placement matches are a total shitshow, people just running into shit 1v5, Genji's who just keep farming a lane and never doing anything, fucking DPS Malfurion who don't heal anyone other than themselves
>end up with two wins and placed in bronze 2
I am completely fucked, aren't I?

>>175448495
That's just a max distance swap, you're still stuck right between 3/4 other enemies that way.
It's not safe like a stitches hook at all.

>[Deleted]
Fucking knew it.

>QM
>Enemy team has 2 supports and you have one

I thought they fixed this shit?

How do you pronounce Anub'arak

>>175448536
You're just a bronze bad, simple like that.

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>Teammate keeps d/cing
>His friend defends him saying he will be back soon
>Game almost over
>He comes back and dies
>They blame us


Somehow its our fault he has a shit connection?

ow master player here, im doing placements

what game is better

>>175448536

>depending on how good you are you can probably carry your team unil plat
>to get out of bronze and silver hell just pick a pusher and push down a single lane while doing mercs at the appropriate time

See also

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/20748495438

>>175448832
a noob (like you are) a ruck (like in rucksack)

>>175448776
Tyrande isn't a real support so it's ok :^)

>uther can heal abominaton stitches with holy light
>butcher can collect meat from probius
>diablo an valla can be on the same team and not kill each other
this game is a joke

>>175448832
An-Uber-Ache-j

>paying Cassia
>other team has Samuro
>his clones count towards spear quest
Ez game ez life

>>175448963

It's a Lili and Auriel, not even a semi support like Tass or Tyrande

>>175448495
No but then you swap positions from far away, I know how to do that.
I'm dead every time I do it though.

Just started playing, tell me:

>which heroes are the most fun

and

>which of the FtP heroes at the moment I shouldn't pass up a chance to try out

>>175449193
And he does NO damage at all to you.

Raven lost that game vs Blossom because Hammer entered Siege mode to attack that Keep
fucking lel

>>175448380
I'm pretty sure it's a bug and I'd have to verify in the Try mode, but I've done it multiple times on accident. I don't play Artanis enough to learn the exact timing.

Also, here's some other fun tricks to do with Phase Prism. Letting you use it while dashing was a great change for Artanis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZEahDPd_E

>>175448832
A noob a rack(tiddies)

>>175449345
Just level all the FtP heroes to level 5 to get 500 gold from each, then unlock the ones you liked.

If a hero feels like garbage, you're either playing Nova, Abathur, or your build is shit. Try googling or checking streamers for builds. The more popular Twitch streamers like Grubby and Cris tend to have chat commands that link you some decent/good builds.

>play as Samuro or Arthas
>win
>play as literally any other hero
>get completely shit on
makes you think

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>>175448776
>>175449275

Blog Update: Our healer took damage talents and ult.

>>175449031
>Johanna and Leoric on the same team
>"Leoric, how does it feel to be on the side of right for once?"
>"I AM ALWAYS ON THE SIDE OF RIGHT. IF ONLY THE SAME COULD BE SAID ABOUT MY ALLIES."
It has the amusing little touches.

>>175436187
Look if Bliz want to hire assmen as modelers they can god damn hire assmen as modelers.

>>175449031
>Samuro can be on the same team as Gul'dan or Cho'gall

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>175449031
What part of Blizzard All Stars don't you understand?
Also, when enemies are together you get some nice banter.

>>175449976
Hidden in the shadows like a good housewife nelf should always do. I love my wife.

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I thought it possibly couldn't get any worse than getting a voice line from a hero chest...

I present you... the diablo loot chest

>>175450091
Just fucking reroll.

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>>175450091
Surely you don't think we can sink any lower than the rock bottom right?

Ladies and gentlemen... diablo chest reroll

>>175450194
Just fucking reroll again.

>>175449691

It's a shame allies aren't conversing with each other at the moment. Hopefully it's a bug and gets fixed soon.

>>175449976
>maiev
>archimonde isn't even in yet

Does rerolling save the rarity of the box? I am talking about common chests that drops a legendary.

>>175450293
I never reroll more than once because it is a waste of gold and hero chests give out only emote packs and voice lines in 90% of cases

>>175450359
Yes :)

What will it take to get Ragnaros out of S tier?

>>175450359
Of course not you silly goy

>>175450439
his passive getting nerfed even more, since it still nullifies pushes

>>175450091
>>175450194
Autism

Love goddess or Midnight?