/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

First for having fun and fun antag gimmicks

I'm gay

>>175432316
t. everyone in the server

>>175432316
>>175432447
Both me

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>>175432496

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I may be a waifu, but how gay do you have to be to make a new thread with an OP that purely shills your shitty server. Rich, you should feel bad. If you're going to pull that shit at least call it something other than /ss13g/

>>175432618
What do you mean?

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>>175432618
I'm a little drunk right now, and I guess that is a little harsh for someone who is trying to make a new server. If you're gonna shill it though, at least have the decency to do it within a /ss13g/ thread instead of in the OP.

>>175432765
This
>>175428410

>>175432618
>>175432890
What if the mods delete this thread since it was made later?

>>175432612
>>175432496
the computer should have the NanoTrasen logo

>>175432932
mods ain't gonna do shit. This is the real general since the other one is almost ded and has only 1 reply

>the guy who asked "how do I climb tables on this server" in OOC
>all the stupid names like "Tree Man" "Anomaly" etc.
>PJB retiring along with all the other collabs

RIP /VG/

People have no one to blame for all the collaborators leaving but themselves

We SS13G now?

>>175433303
people should blame themselves why?

>>175433010
Because the computer just says "React" in the actual videos and the profile pic already has the NT logo you fuck

>>175433184
>PJB
>Leaving
>Bad
Your other points are valid

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>>175432890
>3 max captains
>1 max roboticist
>4 max virologists
>2 max botanists
>2 max quartermasters
>3 max shaft miners
>5 max wardens
>4 max chaplains

>>175433401
Driving them away by attacking them personally for PRs they make, making big deals out of dumb shit like attack animations being merged "improperly" (who else but the collabs should decide if something is merged improperly), and overall the sense of overwhelming negativity towards coders that has overtaken the playerbase which didn't exist a year ago when our coderbase underwent its growth.

>>175433641
it's a cycle. We will learn our lesson and, after some time, new coders will show up. Then after some more time we will turn on them too. It's only natural.

>>175433839
There's really no evidence that it's a cycle, there has never been a full circle cycle of this before by which to make that statement.

>>175433641
Hey, I dindu nothin'. I'm not going to blame myself for insults I didn't contribute to.

Collaborators are uniquely qualified to come to a stance on issues that relate to the SS13 Codebase itself. The incident you cite however, does not require a knowledge of the SS13 Codwbase, so there is no reason to consider the general playerbase as being unqualified to formulate an educated opinion. A lot of people objected to the merging on the grounds that it was disingenuous, as many interpreted it as part of the April Fool's jokes, such as removing the clown cap.

This seems like a communications issue. If I were in charge of the PRs, I would have undid the attack animation change, brought the poll that accepted them to the attention of the playerbase, and then re-merged them a few days later so that everyone was on the same page, and could not argue that I was acting in a sneaky way in merging it.

>>175433839
>implying current collabs will ever hand over their power when they don't have to do shit

WE NEED TO KILL PROBE

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>>175434045
It's only natural, just go with it. No sense in freaking out about something that has happened. It was always too late, now we must survive in the future we chose.

>>175433641

anon, if the coders are affected by the community, they should think about what they did instead

do you know what happened to /tg/? same thing. coders weren't listening to the playerbase and fucked with people they didn't like, /vg/ is succumbing to the same fate

>>175434045
In fact thinking of it, I cant think of a single time that has happened other than when the paradise collaborators got usurped by furries who intentionally fucked with them until they left and took over.

>>175434176
That isn't what happened with TG at all, learn your goddamn history.

What happened with TG is that it became obsessed with novelty and its downward forks which caused them to change things arbitrarily all the time just because it was new. The real TG should have remained NTstation which was entirely focused on the TG server itself.

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>Be on paradise
>Dicking around as assistant since i joined late
>Decide to fuck around with the laser tag guns and avoid spiders
>Accidentally blow up medbay and cargo

>>175434326

>calling /tg/ TG

okay anon, i don't see any thread on /tg/ about spessmen, not even D20

>>175434338
How do you fuck up that badly? You had one fucking job

>>175434465
Shooting statues that were apparently made of plasma. With a fucking laser tag gun.

>>175434445
Yeah exactly, they abandoned 4chan which is why it is TG and not /tg/. If they were associated with the /tg/ board they could call themselves /tg/, but they stopped associating with it some time ago dumbass. How fucking new are you?

>>175434172
I don't think it is ever too late for anything. And there's no reason to persist down a dark path when we have the ability to change the outcome with our own behaviors.

>>175434445
>not knowing that TG is called TG
lurk more newfag

>want to make thing for GitHub
>know it'll be shit on and I'll be shit on for it because it's different
Rip I guess

>>175435682
well post it you fucking cocktease

>>175433184
Honestly any of the players newer than a month that obviously came from TG when it was down should be banned, since the bunker wasn't up to keep them out at the time like it should have been

The newfags are becoming a real problem lately

>>175435682
If you havent personally given any of the collabs a rimjob then it won't get merged.

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Hey boys

It's a little late, but here's the promised 3 pages of lore for slime people!

https://pastebin.com/8gBcVQX5

Can we please be added to roundstart now?

>>175436338
I'd get laughed at because it's an aesthetic CHANGE

>>175436845
why add more fetish fuel to a server where ERP is not allowed

>>175433436
But NanoTrasen feels the need to claim everything

>>175436845
>https://pastebin.com/8gBcVQX5
needs fine tuning

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>>175437705
Slimes are not for sexual!

Just because we consume DNA does not mean you can fetishize us.

>>175436845
holy fuck
i'll work on it after the next xenobio rebalance

>Latejoin IAA
>Find 2 corpses, a welderbomb, and the remains of an assistant in maint

What were the security officers up to that shift? Maint should be your main stomping ground.

>>175438759
I think one died and the other was busy shaking down assistants for their vault gear

>someone welder bombs all the tanks
>massive blobs
>no fuel to fight them
>no power to recharge guns

literally nothing we could do

>>175438289
Specific tips? I know the spelling and punctuation needs work, I just wrote it up and did not go over it. Probably needs grammatical work too.

>>175438910
science churned out egun mod kits and a gatling welder with the one tank that was in robotics

>>175438910
>being trapped in the brig
>getting buttfucked by the vamp
>no air

If only I had a crowbar

Whoever found and activated that energy drain artifact you are the worst kind of person.

>>175438910
I was planning to start welder bombing shit but that guy got to all of them before me.

>>175439046
Yeah i was wondering what the hell was happening there

>Start shift as CMO
>I;m the only head
>Make myself acting captain
>pretty quiet, had to yell at the warden for vaporizing the mime
>about in an hour in realize how goddamn exhausted I am
>cannot leave because I don;t want to get in trouble for leaving as the only head
>stick it out

I got robusted later. Anyway, in the future, can I just leave? it seemed like it was pretty lowpop, but I was worried I'd get role banned for leaving.

>>175439116
it cranked cell drain up to over 50 a tick, shits was misery.

>>175439202
Find someone to shove the responsibility onto, then ahelp that you're checking out as a head.

>>175438920
Ever saying this/that instead of this or that, or this and that, reads gay as fuck

intelligent/nerdy

>>175439202
Ahelp and ask.

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>run into the vampire in maint looking for the CMO
>we both have our guns out
>he was so spooked he shot me
>just runs off after muttering something about an apology and skeletons
>mfw when when I almost got the succ

note to prospective greyshits and underprepared security officers, if you see somebody in a maint with a gun out, shoot them before they shoot you

>>175439285
>looking for the CMO.
Acting Captain, dick.

>>175439454
hey that's richard to you.

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>>175438759
>be one of three active security officers
>obtain borer
>praise the bore god
>get told to lift a newcops hardsuit off a greyshit, pissing off the acting captain in the process, but I only answer to Bore God now
>swagger around the station halls in my bright red hardsuit
>zipping into restricted areas in medbay like narc addict spiderman
>eventually unable to walk anywhere myself, Bore God knows what's best for me in advance and pulls me anywhere but in the direction I actually want to go
>left arm beating a random civilian with a socket wrench despite my protests, but there is no use in directing Bore God, for He knows what is right
>eventually the greyshit I """"confiscated"""" the hardsuit from comes back fucking pissed, stuns me in the halls during a lagspike
>he's a vampire thrall now so he has license to do whatever the fuck he wants
>Bore God is rightfully disappointed in my poor choice of internet provider, and consequently does nothing in the time I require his pull tentacle most
>Bore God calls me a fag and leaves my corpse without telling anyone about the murder or the location of my body, as punishment for my crime of letting myself be clicked once in a heavily crowded corridor by an unsuspicious individual during a lag spike

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>>175439784
>he doesn't "accidentally" ingest salt when he gets a borer

>>175439784
Tried to telesci you faster but I was off my game that round. Oh well.

>>175439957

I got a fuckhuge lagspike and crash combo during the last part of the round when you were teleporting bodies. Sorry I wasn't there to help with tsci.

>>175439784
>Bore God is rightfully disappointed in my poor choice of internet provider, and consequently does nothing in the time I require his pull tentacle most
wtf, borers serve their masters. little shits

[21:29:19]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay): so why'd you kill that guy
[21:29:31]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I thought it was robit
[21:30:07]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): Somone called a Hostile AI
[21:30:16]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): and I thought the person was a robot
[21:30:17]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay): but how'd you confuse him for a robot
[21:30:26]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): The player outfit
[21:30:33]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I dont know what robots look like
[21:30:58]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): and I thought that this player was a robot based on the helmet
[21:31:29]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay): pay more attetion alright?
[21:31:39]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): Yea, Ill shift click next time
[21:31:49]ADMIN: PM: Smedley8/(Lucas Finlay)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I only realised my mistake after

THE MEMES ARE REAL

The Green haired Devil that stole my heart

Is DragonBro a good admin?

>>175442261
Holy shit these newfags

Can we please ban anyone who came here during the TG outage

Holy shit that artifact was the best

>miner with a shotgun hacking into the brig
>actually gets upset when I take the shotgun off him
I didn't even arrest you dude

>>175442261
>dragonbro shows someone committing a victimless crime leniency, everyone jumps on his case
>Sawbones lets a blatantly lying griefer get away with taking someone out of the round, no one bats an eye
hmmmmm

>>175444487
No, he didn't know what a robot looked like.
IDIOT

>>175444487
>dragonbro outs zealtron as a useless shit who deadmins himself at every opportunity
>suddenly bans from sawbones increase and someone keeps posting his admin interactions in thread
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Free Kingston

unban 2hotdogs

>Smedley8
>ckey made april 23
>in a week he still doesn't know what a robot looks like

>>175444487
I checked the logs and Smedley seems actually retarded but not doing it on purpose. He did things like shooting a polar star at a wall and hitting himself with his bag several times.

He's been playing for a week but he's dumb as a rock sadly. Zealotron did give him a note for it, so it's alright in my opinion.

>>175442324
>>175444626
Uhmmm

>>175444487
>>175444657
To be fair, we've got like, 30 different borg models.

>>175445045
>>175444657
yeah I remember this being a problem for me at first too.

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Daily reminder you can kill vox wearing their hardsuit because they look like robots

Unban chiot

>>175445160
Sauce? Asking for a friend.

>>175445214
I don't know, I only save pictures from 4chan

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>be mime
>almost got the succ near round start
>managed to escape his shitty wirecuffs and run out of the bathroom swinging my broken bottle around
>ran to medbay to warn people and fix the gash in my chest from when I stabbed myself
>nobody gave a shit since medbay was still being setup and they were busy
>sit around for several minutes trying to get somebody to listen
>need to find somebody to tell quickly before shit gets real
>run to security since I know there's at least one officer around
>ring the bell
>an officer runs past into the back room
>comes back
>mfw it's the vampire disguised
>later on the shuttle is called due to a "killer mime"
We all got memed on that round

>>175447371
I thought you were a vampire asking for donations and then you fucked off. Seeing the HoP's stuff in the theatre over cams got me shitting bricks

>>175447371
That makes me wonder, why the fuck do hits only register if you actually swing at a person

Surely the character should swing his weapon regardless of whether the cursor was on the person or not, and still apply the hit cooldown

Not only would that stop people from just running an autoclicker to spam their melee stuns, it would also be a lot more interesting than the mechanic of "haha roll a random number to see if your hit landed"

>>175447630
Stop trying to aim for small body parts and you'll miss them less

>>175447371
Always carry a toolbox, most people don't have head protection letting you bottle stun then toolbox them with a lethal bleed before you go down

>>175447670
Yeah but how about addressing the actual point

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Give me some tips on being a funnier, more effective clown.

>>175448071
Name yourself jiggle billy and harass R&D for night vision goggles.

>>175448071
Name yourself pjb and run around atmos pointing at pipes and saying "this is illegal"

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>>175448565
Name yourself pjb and steal engineering hardsuit and rpd, wrap all of outside the station with a giant h/e single layer pipe. Then when you're done connect it to the plasma cooler and yell "SEE YOU LAZY FUCKS IT WORKS JUST FINE". Go big or go home.

Newfag botanist here.

How the fuck do i make rolling papers?

>>175450136
Grab sheet of paper, click produce. It automatically makes the blunt

>>175450136
just use regular sheets of paper

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>>175448726

Is there a way to get rid of the spell bar?
I hate that damn thing.

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>>175450238
I try to combine the paper with the leaf and it does nothing.

>>175450686
click the paper with the leaf

Who gives the best succ?

>>175455008
My waifu, Vince Mosser!

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>mfw using law 2 to have the AI advertise my coffee shop while shit hits the fan
I realize it isn't the best, it was pretty much my first attempt at this sort of thing

>Tfw scanners are so fucking useless
Fucking miserable.

>>175455176
>Singloose
>plasma flood
>Bombs
>Trying to deal with everything popping off at once
>Mime via paper "advertise for me."
Sorry Vox. Watching you walk directly to security was pretty funny, though.

Jack can your greentext your round?

>>175455176
Not bad
>inner corner stool will be blocked by people
>microwave still there for no reason
>brewer not on a table

>>175455176
>doors disappearing into the ether when they open
>doors opening into each other when placed side by side

This shit shouldn't bother me as much as it should, this kind of shit is why SS13 needs to be remade on a real engine with real grafix

>>175456069
Nobody is stopping you

>>175456105
Be careful!

Even remaking it in Minecraft would be a step forward for the game

>>175455451
You did good under pressure AI. I even had a few customers at the end. Sorry it felt really rapey in there guys, some guy ran in and I think he changed the playlist. I looked up how to hack the jukebox to refresh myself but I didn't want to risk blasting everyone with radiation on the wrong pulse. Trust me, it was really comfy normal bar music before then.
Here's what had just started playing when they walked into my cafe:
https://youtu.be/ghWMJMbwJMg

>>175455524
>stool
It looked odd without that corner stool, but I think the table extension across the wall was a misadventure.

>microwave
I could bear to throw it out.

>brewer not on a table
I didn't spend much time on that, but I'll try harder next time

>>175456830
*I couldn't bear to throw it out.

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>>175456830
>Hear about the AI advertising the Ghetto bar while everything's going to shit
>Figure why not
>Take my first step in
>"Touch me!" in that creepy "voice"
>Mfw

I never got how that song got so popular

>>175457085
Again, sorry about that

>>175457085
Benny Benassi is a god.

BUNKER ON NOW

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>>175455520
There's not much to it but sure mate.

>Late join as an engineer because there are none on the manifest and with it being nearly an hour into a low pop round I fear the worse.
>Turns out that the Atmos Tech set up power before being found out as a traitor.
>Decide to cut a deal with him and bust him out because of my autistic sense of departmental loyalty.
>As I'm flying towards perma get Auto-Traitor'd, which I take as a sign that I'm doing the right thing.
>Break in, Atmos Tech is catatonic.
>Leave, then bum around for a while and have to get surgery for my appendicitis.
>Give Cargo an emag in return for revolver ammo and the promise of assistance in future.
>Decide to pursue my objectives of killing the HoS and a random scientist.
>Exploit my cargo contact to get a spec ops and egun crate.
>Open them in the warehouse with the QM, only for a borg that preformed surgery on me earlier to open the door then run off.
>Figure my cover's blown, so I grab my gear and sprint over to Sec Maint.
>On a whim ask the AI where my targets are, and it tells me.
>Hack into sec, grab the braindead HoS and throw him into space.
>Float over to Xenobio, hack in again and shoot the scientist's head off.
>Throw that into space, then decide to force a shuttle call.
>Pump up the AME so that goes critical, and do the same with the singlo engine.
>For kicks I also unleash plasma in the engineering maint.
>Disguise myself as an assistant I swiped a PDA from earlier and ride out the shuttle time in peace in the ghetto cafe >>175455176
>Meet the QM there, who's just as surprised to seem me as I am to see him.
>Sec borg rolls in, only to leave without a word.
>Consider rescuing the Bartender from the disposals pipes but don't want to blow my cover so I have to leave her.
>Get on the shuttle, get my greentext and shoot up as many people as I can when we get to Centcom.

>>175459836
>>Open them in the warehouse with the QM, only for a borg that preformed surgery on me earlier to open the door then run off.
Funny that. I was just embarrassed to be caught spying on the warehouse and didn't see what you were receiving. Not telling the AI you two were doing something was a failure on my part though.

>>175459836
Yeah, I got tased'n'searched and had some terrible bundle I'd wasted my points on still in my bag. Funniest thing is I was gonna toss it away and not use it anyway, but such is life.
I went catatonic because they went for the old 'N2O forever' method and I'd rather do Derelict MoMMI stuff.

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>>175456830
i like it anyway.

How can one be a good Detective?
Noone is going to tell you that there is blood somewhere, so you'll have to patrol the station and maint yourself to scan crime scenes.
So in the end you're playing sec officer with a scanner because you'll inevitably run into that antag hiding in maint

>>175462748
Yup. If your security team is good they'll let you know what's going on, but it gets frustrating when they don't.

>>175462748
the only good detective is one who sits in the bar, smoking and drinking whiskey until he's called to the brig, in which he walks there and is as insufferable as possible while he processes evidence.

>>175462748
Cameras, but you do need your security team to tell you where crimes have happened or to hear about it from somebody.

Being a good detective is actually easy if you know where the crimes have occured.

>>175462748
The only way to be a good detective is to be a cute girl :3 just like every other security job

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>>175459836
>>175460493
>Latejoin as QM
>Miner ran everything by himself and ordered weapons and armor by the metric fucktons for "self defense" on the roid
>Whatevs mang I ain't answering for none of that shit
>Just chill and tidy the place up
>Jack come and ask me if I value the freedom of CARGONIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Shit my pants a little as he boldly place an emag on the counter after I answer him
>Wellthisescalatedquickly.jpg
>Wasn't expecting this but I was already too deep in and don't want to be an asshole so I decide to tag along as long as it doesn't spiral down the shitter
>Jack proceed to hack the lathe and treat himself with some ammo and then fuck off do his shit
>Don't plan to go too crazy, just do fun harmless shit and start by renovating Cargonia to be more comfy
>Wanted to make it look like a fucking castle as well but didn't had the time
>Jack come back later at the counter, tell me he need stuff
>Bad stuff
>Order the stuff and wrap them up in paper so that nobody can just see highly illegal shit just by glancing at them
>Contact Jack telling him his supplies arrived, who come back a few second later and I see the medborg tailing him
>Seemslegit
>Jack suggest to go verify the goods in the warehouse
>Just as we unwrap the fucking things the borgs pop in
>Shit my pants for good this time think it's fucking over
>Tell Jack to take the shit he need as quick as possible and that I'll take care of making the rest of it disappear
>As he go do his own things I wrap up the crates again and haul ass as fast as possible to the shitters
>Hide the crate and the emag in there as well and go back to Cargonia again
>A bit later see the HoS walking around and inspect the warehouse
>Nevermind the pants because they're fucking gone at this point
>Just play it like nothing's going on and mind my business ordering pizzas
>As soon as he fuck off I go space the crate
>When I'm done take my pizzas and fuck off to the ghetto bar, you know the rest

Shit was tense man

>>175456069
Silly you, they are going into the ground

>>175462748

If there's a AI, ask it to help you out by locating blood sploch across the station, and try to play when it's high pop or if good players are in security

>>175436501

>Have been lumped in with TG newfags
>Been playing spess since 2011
>Been playing veegay since pre apeh days

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>>175436845
>>175438526
>They could not reproduce any longer, as they still had human brain tissue and could not undergo the same meiosis that lesser slimes did; and their human genitals were reduced to the same slime material as the rest of their bodies. They still felt human needs however, including the need to reproduce. An inability to relive this need via "traditional" methods; and governments blind to the pleas of slimes right's activists lead some slime people to resort to drastic measures.
>muh goo dick
>we wuz Elliot Roger n shit
>n-not for sexual

literally vox 2.0
die soon

I thought lfwb stays on through Sunday, anyone know what's going on?
I don't use discord.

>this game mode meant for high pop is unbalanced because 5 grayshits can't beat it
Is this the meta equivalent of "I died please restart"

>>175461603
The key is to ask to use an intercomm to tell the AI to stop sperging out and let you get borged

>>175465942
Post the link to the server.

>>175462889
>>175462952
The best thing is when some bored loser sits their fat ass on cameras and watches shit all shift for us. There's too much for sec to do

>bring space carp meat to kitchen
>ask the chef like three times if he is familiar with how to safely process it
>"yeah"
>see a sec officer take toxin damage as he leaves the kitchen
realy made me think

>>175466359

The problem is the server's "robust culture" where a select group of shitters feel like everything should be able to be directly countered by one person, regardless of how much effort antagonists have to put in to set it up.

Lowpop extended is the comfiest

>>175463609
I don't give a flying fuck that you have guns as long as you're not shooting people without justification. It's preferred that you tasecuff if there is a problem though.

>>175466359
Event overminds basically start with a full economy meaning they can spam expand, spores, and thick blobs. And ever since regeneration in general and shield blobs were buffed that means it's basically over. You physically cannot recharge guns fast enough and you need a garage of combat mechs with a decent telescientist and a toxins storage full of 6 bombs and 40 canister bombs so you can carpet bomb then mech & crew jetpack assault from behind on the core faster than it can jump to core and spaghetti shield blob

>>175466479
Though I suppose in your defense, the HoS was a goddamned fucking retard that said the big E word over comms.

>>175466874
>everyone has to work together to beat this game mode meant to challenge the whole station
Really activated my almonds

>>175466486

no

>>175466984
>not saying the E word after having injected the chloral to antagonize the Silicons

>>175467139
please

>>175466997
You haven't played blob and you clearly have 0 grasp of what a full econ blob out of nowhere is. You could have an announced 2 hour forced extended to prepare for forced overmind wave and the crew would still get curb stomped.

>>175467143
>Wanting to play blast door bingo

>>175465942

It's back up.

>>175467373
There were 2 blobs, thanks badmins.
They could just force restart, it would make no difference, they didn't even give the players chance to fight back.

>>175467506
I didn't look but it is a valid random event after enough time has elapsed

>>175436845
>Many mis-spelled words
>Some words not making sense in their placement
>Discussion about their fertility and private parts

What the bay?

Give us a bit of a rework, and I might consider it.

Also, sprites would be helpful, these ones shitposted in the thread might make good sources for the colours at least (Blue, pink, yellow, etc.)

>>175467373
>You haven't played blob
I have, but I clearly haven't lost as much at it as you. I'm not an unrobust shitter, though.

>>175467615
Yeah after 2 hours they are allowed to press buttons, but I'm pretty sure everybody was fine with this round, there was no need to end it.

>>175467765
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[07:22:23]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">/datum/event/thing_storm/blob_storm firing. Time to have fun.</span></span>
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Post
>Favorite department
>Favorite Wizard spell

>>175468106
Engineering
Blind (old version)

>>175468106
No thanks NSA

>>175468106

>Cargonia
>Muh jojo

>>175468106
Science
Firebird

>>175468243
I just want something simple to try and bolster discussion that's not just dramu or shitposting about the last round, please no bully

>>175468106
Security
Random Spells

>>175468410
>>175468106
Well, in that case, Engineering, and Buttbots Revenge tier 2

Nothing like buttblasting the head of security and hear his cries for help shitposted back at him

>>175468106
Civilian
Mindswap upgraded to maximum

>>175468106
Security
Never got a wizard roll

>>175468106
>Security
>Flesh to Stone

>>175467617
You do realize slime people sprites are already in the game right?

>>175471643
They're a shit overlay right now from a mutantrace which is highly bugged. I fancy taking a stab at making them a proper race like golems have been converted to.

>>175472526
SS13 sprites support transparency right? Why not just take the colors from the existing actual slimes? Throw it on a transparency layer and you're golden.

>>175466479
He wouldn't let me, I think he was a bit special.
I didn't mind too much, though, MoMMI stuff was worth it.

>>175473519
The issue is with the code, not the sprites, but that would be possible.

>>175447750
Do we legit have players who are so bad a clicking things they want auto-aim now?
Good lord

>>175468106
security
mindswap

>>175468106
Being a borg
Turning off antag roles

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>>175477316
Nice filename.

>>175477316
why does he have three hands

>>175477316
BILL-BILL-BILL-BILL

>>175477761
the "fingers" giving the peace sign is actually Morena's prehensile double dick

>>175477836
THAT'S A LONG DICK

honk!!

>hey guys, this borg's laws are really inconvenient to us, should we spend a grand total of 30 seconds telling it to let us in the upload and change them?
>nah, let's act like the borg is personally attacking us and bitch about it for a while and then kill it right before round end
What part of "laws" don't you fags understand?

>>175477836
gee bill, your mom lets you have TWO wieners?

>>175478025
if you were the borg i found you pretty hilarious regardless, even though people did kinda flip shit
good round

>>175478025
they're disposable hunks of metal that can be easily repaired, who cares.

one round i'll get a honk mech and keep it.

but not that round.

>>175478104
>easily repaired
Do you even know how to treat burn damage on a borg?

>>175478025
influx of newfags/TG shitters who don't understand borgs in the slightest.
I watched an assistant wordless attack and chase another assistant late in the last round. It was pretty stupid.

>>175477941
>>175478032
>he doesn't have 3 giant dicks and 4 sets of breasts

do you even TiTs?

>>175478208
CoC was good fap material for a while. Then I realized how much of a degenerate n33t I was becoming. ss13 is as autismo as I get now.

>>175478143
yeah by making a new one

>>175436845
just fucking stop please

this reads like it was a written by a highschool freshman

nobody needs to know about their slime dicks, ricky

honest to god I'm surprised you didn't self-insert yourself

>>175478208
>spoiler
aaaaaAAAAAAAA

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This is your botanist tonight.
This is your captain in a week.

>>175478510
can't wait.

Which waifu should I recreate in Trials in Tainted space?

reminder that waifus are shit

>>175478510
honestly i was wary of a grey called 'lemon eyes' at first but i found him to be a pretty fun guy
even if i did slip on his fucking cocoa pods like five times jesus christ

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>>175465579
Slimes don't have goo dicks silly, we have no dicks. You know... unless you want us to have one, we are partially amorphous.... Slimes are for science, not for sexual. No matter how much slime girls like to glomph on you.

>>175467617
Mentioning our inability to reproduce, and the forced conversions is important to the backstory, as it explains why there are so many non-xenobiologist slime people, and to be lore consist about our lack of DNA. You can't have a creature that sexually reproduces with the same internal biology as a creature that reproduces asexually. We have already established regular slimes reproduce asexually. I also needed to explain why our slime people don't split into two when they eat like the /tg/ ones.

That being said, could you point to the specific parts that need workshoping, other than general spell checking? "some words not making sense" isn't very helpful.

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>>175468106
science
fireball x5

imagine caring about the lore behind the races

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>>175479028
what's your ckey
how can you be so autistic without me knowing who you are

>>175468106
engineering
MAGIC MISSILE

>>175478598

Will they be pure or a slut?

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>>175478208
Do you mean TitS?

>>175477316
what the fuck is this and why

>>175479028
'considered by scientific researchers to be the dominate life form on their planet.'

dominate should be dominant in this case

'as a lack of bony structures meant that there was no fossil evidence.'

bony is not the best word to use here, best would be 'skeletal structure'

SNA could use some work, no sense in switching from rybonucleic acid and Deoxyrybonucleic acid for slime nucleic acid. Maybe Limunucleic acid (LNA) to keep to the naming convention?

>>175468106

Atmospherics
Summon Magic

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>>175478457
>>175479436
Sorry, I'm not gonna take writing criticism from someone who can't use punctuation or capitalization.

And by the way, an inability to role play, lack of creativity, and no appreciation for fiction are all actual symptoms of autism. "Something I don't like" isn't autism, but you sure are making a good show of it!

>>175479668
Sounds good! Thanks~
I'll be working on a second draft shortly!

>>175478457
I couldn't care less about lore. Much less write a lore for slime people.
As of right now, slime people don't deserve to be round start, the heal on shock is too strong.

FUCK
MEMES

>>175479962
No, I am pretty sure that creating a 3-page backstory for a shitty race based off anime and RPG characters for a 15+ year old atmospheric simulator populated by nerds, furries, and bronies is autistic.

>>175474648
Literally the opposite of auto aim retard, it would make the game harder

>>175479962
Don't you tilde at me, you're on thin ice at is is

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>>175480214
Well, I guess you know nothing about autism then. Might I suggest web MD or wikipedia to start with?

>>175480503
>May prefer to be alone
>Inappropriate attachments to objects
>Difficulty in interacting with others

Wow, you sure do fit the bill :^)

>>175480619
I believe the one going around calling everything they don't like "autisic" and being triggered by perceived "goo dicks" fits all of those better.

But keep projecting, it's cute.

>>175478510
He's an annoying retard.

>>175480886
I'm not the one writing about sexual relations between goo people.

>>175481037
Sexual relations aren't autistic. But lack of sexual relations sure is!

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a woman who will settle for you in about 20 years.

>>175481234
Solarious when did you turn into some slimefucker

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>slime spergs
not even once

>>175481234
Well no, writing about how goo people can't sexualy reproduce is pretty fucking weird my man.

Try to divert all you want but I'm still not the one writing about the sexual backstory of a potential race in SS13.

>Amari singulooses again
ban this guy from engineering already, how many chances are you going to give him?

I want TG to leave

>>175481716
do you feel
Antagonized?

>You are the HoS
>No AI
>No CE
>You see on camera that the PA is set to 3
What do you do?

>>175481856
At this point it's nothing more than a sentient fleshlight.

>>175479638
no he meant what he said. trials in tainted space. furry porn game

>>175481902
break down the doors and turn it off, duh.

>>175481902
grab guns and head over to turn it off

taze anyone that stands in my way

murder anyone that attacks me

>>175481902
grab forensic scanner and get a sec officer to scan that shit. Or make the detective do it depends on the staff
After that turn that shit off

>>175481902
yell over comms that the singulo is about to go loose
rush to bridge to call the shuttle

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>>175481856
>muh dick

slime waifus when?

>>175479962
do u actually talk with that many gaps in real life? like do you actually go

and by the way (pause) and inability to roleplay (pause) lack of creativity (pause) and so on? if so what mental issue do you have?

>>175482017
>>175482060
>>175482072
aint got time for dat, you all die in the singuloose

>>175482209
>using commas properly is a mental issue

>>175481234
slime people are not real anon, and they wont be in your lifetime

>>175481902
aren't there cameras for the field itself?

see if the field is up
if it isn't, call the shuttle and warn everyone
if it is and if the singularity is not going to go loose soon get to engineering and get the PA off, then scan for prints and fibers

imagine being a slimefag

>>175482346
>Excuse me, Anon, but a lack of creativity is a symptom of autism and you sure are making a good show of it!

>>175482209
>https://owl.english.purdue.edu/engagement/2/1/43/
>Use a comma to separate elements in a list. Sometimes, writers will leave off the comma before the final element in a list. While this is acceptable, it’s generally included.

>My favorite cities to visit are Chicago, Memphis, and Louisville.
>The cookies were decorated with red, yellow, and blue sprinkles.
>In my free time, I like to read books, drink coffee with friends, and watch movies.

Do you actually use single letters instead of words in real life? What mental issues do you have?

>>175482594
im not that guy, stop getting mad because someone shat on you for talking about fucking slimes in a thread about a videogame

>>175482594
Imagine being this triggered.

>MFW I'm not even him and you're still acting like a sperg

>>175482325
he's not using them properly. he's overusing them.

>>175482636
i have this issue where i actually speak in proper english nab
you dont use , before and. the and itself fills the role it does. those fuckers who made that article are wrong.

>>175483195
The entire world says you're wrong friendo. Commas go in a list, and the Oxford comma at the end is completely acceptable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma

>>175482198
Never because one sperg is going to ruin it with his shitty writing.

>>175479636
a pure!

>>175481336
that poster is obviously ricky stick trying to force up slime memes again so his HSB stock in green haired devil will have value.

>>175484158
>trumpet is not a bike horn
c

>>175484158
>not mime mask on the gesture one
>not ling in the cuddling one
>not atmos hat on the alone one

>>175484167
then none because all of them are shit

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>>175484442
>>175484337
Any other impovements? Can't think of one for the eye contact

>>175485976
gas mask? greyshit and all?

>>175485976
vamp
also good job

>>175485976
Change it to just contact possibly. Put a single floor tile between them. Auto injector in ones hand.

>>175485976
Is that the wizards car? It could be more obvious, license plate should say NOFATCHX and be a convertible with a decal on the hood

>may avoid eye contact
add a cowl/fangs/vampire to that one

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>>175484158

Is there anything more pure than an autistic waifu that just wants to be loved, but can't express it? Fumbling over herself and fighting to just have things go right with someone. Why are Autismfus so perfect?

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Possibly final draft

>>175485976
No real fear of dangers should be a stage 6 singulo.
Eye contact should be a supermatter shard.

t. engineering

>>175487103

>tfw you always know where to find your autismfu, because their autism makes them follow the same pattern every shift.

I hope she never changes.

>>175487389
god's work anon

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>>175487389
10/10

>>175478598

Ashe Mallory!

do bluespace tomatoes do anything when thrown? I had the basic ones and I'd throw them around but nothing would happen. Do they need a high potency?

>>175488001
Yes, they do need a high potency

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This is your nuke ops for tonight

>>175488130
Delete this!

this is a story all about how my nuke op round got flip turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I self requested a ban for ops

In west NanoTrasen-space born and raised nuking stations is how I spent most of my days

Chillin' all maxin' relaxin' going stealth

One little nig runs out of the ship with no internals, pops a fucking lung and goes braindead

Three of us decide to go locker ops and one FUCK just talks while an officer is near us

And the other nigger spaces himself to the derelict, miraculously heads to the asteroid, kills a miner and then escapes on the shuttle to centcomm

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>>175488130
Could be worse

[11:04:11]ADMIN: MOD: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) : >MEMELORD
[11:04:20]ADMIN: MOD: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) : i bet its gonna fluke
[11:04:21]ADMIN: MOD: ArthurDentist/(Bill Posters) : xD

>>175488130
The inherent problem with nukeops is that all kinds of retards set them to yes, while Security is generally played by people who at least have some idea of what's going on

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>>175434078
This is what any reasonable adult would do. After we complained enough, this is what Cluster did. The problem is that pjb is neither reasonable nor an adult. I don't think there's a general coderhate right now (those guys do good work), just that there is a reasonable backlash against pjb's general shittiness. At some point the kid needs to go.

>>175488130
At least it's the correct number of emags.

>>175488494
>xD
Banned

>>175485976
change the eye contact one to a vampire and a cunt in a welding mask

Nuke ops only with an account age of 180 days when?

>>175488130
It was over as soon as they ran into the secborg and got bottled up in the maintenance tunnel.

I have no idea how I didn't get ZASed after shooting one of them with the RPG.

>>175488130
Why do ops think that saving on shit like tcs is good? I still dont get it, you have acess to shit like ewords, shields, on demand toolboxes, c4 and so on but you decide that 6 emags are enough? Fuck, buy a minigun if you want to, just don't waste it by not using it

>Security is generally played by people who at least have some idea of what's going on

>>175488605
can we just get rid of fucking PJB jesus christ he acts like an autistic child 99% of the time.

>>175488694
>>175488351
Just the gatling gun is missing there

>>175488494
>Bill Posters

is ArthurDentist the poster of the bill meme??

>>175488351
>died as chicken
How bad do you have to be that you got chickened? Fucking vox, I swear to god.

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>>175488883
When I played this game a lot more before I got a job I played a fair bit of security.
And I never once had a any idea of what was going on.

I mean, there were a few rounds I got a grasp of the situation, or I stumbled into killing a traitor, but a lot of the time it was The Wild Ride -1 or give up in the bar.because the traitors are being so damn good you can't spot a one./

>>175488358
Honestly this is one of the worst things I've ever seen in the thread

>first time as sec
>we capture a changeling
>make him into a security officer
>execute people by giving them the succ

surprised no one ahelped desu

>>175488789
>be secborg
>nuke ops south of tcomms
>go investigate
>op comes out of maint with a rocket launcher
>tase him
>vox CE walks up and grabs his weapon
>we step back and rocket him
>go into maint, two more nuke ops
>tase one, the other has a rocket launcher
>Yakkety sax away
>he fires and hits his downed teammate
>head back into to maint, chase another nuke op
>chase him into one of those maint side rooms
>bolt the door shut and walk away
Always remember, rocket launchers are cursed. Terrible things always happen to nuke squads who take rocket launchers.

>>175489683
The key to managing shit in sec is to have an officer doing the wardens job
the warden will never, NEVER do their job

>>175491710
What the fuck is he even blabbering about

>>175491794
le ebin reddit and memey

>>175491794
Your meme-fu is weak

>>175491710
Reddit meme

>Robotocist builds a robot to battle the captain and his subverted silicons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cnYvMC2fCo

>>175487714
Who?

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>>175490792
Just to speak out about the woes of being a Warden on /vg/.
The Warden Woes.

>Be Warden
>Look around the place, everything is good.
>;Sec Mime is hitting me with a toolbox!
>Sec goes along to find the mime
>Hear nothing back from it
>You go back and just make sure no shitter has tried to make any holes in your warden or the one bastard in cell hasn't got friends coming for him
>come back, a guy in the cells
>No notes, no information, no nothing
>Not even put on arrest
>'What did you do'
>'Dindu nothin'
>.s What did shitter do
>Original officer's died or too busy
>Can't keep a man in jail for nought, let him go
>More shitters are coming in and the captain and HOS are running in your office doing things because they\re more important
>You've lost the brig to security, blood everywhere, shitters have knocked the windows out
>Try and keep organisation
>That's it, sec gets bombed

ROUND END
WHAT WAS SEC DOING
THAT WARDEN DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
NEVER PLAY SEC AGAIN

I wouldn't mind the one round but it's more rounds than not. You can fuck up more as a system engineer and get less shit for it.

>>175490792
It's hard as hell to be a good warden because officers never fucking say why people are set to arrest.

Just leave a note, it's not hard people.

>antagonizing the entire station during an away mission

>starting an away mission on anything but extended

Shame on both of you.

>>175494994
>have plan
>start concocting antagonization
>away mission is loaded

how is this on the antag

The Hive reminds me of the Pitt DLC and Dead Monet DLC combined, with Big Mountain splashed in there for the sci-fi affects. I LOVED IT

>>175494994
>not making a super singulo whenever you are an antag during an away mission

>antag ruins the away mission for no reason
epic

>>175494994
this desu

>Badmins fucking away mission on a ling round not even 5 minutes in

FUCK YOU

>be antag
>away mission
>think I can sign up and eat the corpses
>1 tile hallways
>radiation
Was fun

The Hive was too hard on the old rads anyway, and now your limbs will fall off before you even get to the ending

>>175495520
>1 tile hallways
>supermatter tiles
>everyone keeps pushing
>one guy stomping through in a mech, shoving everyone
devious

>>175495520
>>175495530
Lead added to the asteroid when? Lead walls completely block all five different kinds of radiation.

>>175495530
I guess you'd have to wear radsuits, rush the radiation emitter, then come back and try to finish it in proper gear afterwards.

fix the Hive first before starting any away mission on the live server

>>175495738
Worse

radiation standardization soon, with chem treatments

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14745

>>175495972
can he stop with the cockroach meme and just make it simple chems or something? there's no reason to lock anti rads behind some artificial wall when radiation is so common.

>>175495972
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14745
>cockroach shells

Yea seems legit.

Do you guys really not have attack animations in current year?

>>175497417
No we have them, you've just got to turn them on :D

>>175498017
Config bloat to cater to literally everyone at once is fun

>>175498289
Yepperarooney :D

>>175498289
keep crying

>>175499034
I don't even play on /vg/, it's just funny watching the exact same drama that we had play out again.

>>175493459
This one million times. People really need to brush up on their Arrest Procedure. It goes like this.

>Someone in Security figures out that someone did a crime
>:S "Warden, please set Billy Bob, the Assistant to arrest for Major Trespass. The AI says that he was in its core."
>Warden sets Billy Bob to "Arrest". In Major Crimes he adds "Major Trespass" and in Major Crime details he adds "Entered the AI core according to the AI" so an officer can see what Billy Bob is wanted for via the sechud interface.
>Billy Bob is arrested by a security officer.
>:S "I have the greyshirt that was in the AI core."
>Billy Bob is then handed over to the Warden OR processed by the officer if the Warden is busy with processing someone else, making sure the perma prisoners don't escape, etc.
>Billy Bob is set to Incarcated, clear the Major Crimes and Major Crime Details. Click "add new record" on his security record and write his crimes along with the details so that you can properly apply Recidivism in the future.

>>175479962
there's a difference between informally addressing one of your peers on an imageboard and writing """"lore"""" that's supposed to be taken seriously, sperg

>>175499230
A drop down list in the crimes section would help.

>>175500481
gb2 TG faget

What song do you play when you greentext as an antag?

for me it's this https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/champion

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>>175498565
>Yepperarooney
>:D