/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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after 1 week we made it

we made it, senpai

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how did this sheltered little cuck shit beta even get a casting job at esl? is his dad working there or something?

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>>175413207

>>175413205
I dunno but one thing is for sure and it's that I love how angry he makes that autist on twitter

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>>175413376
agreed

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>>175413207

>>175413207
lose weight

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>>175413564

Does anybody want to trade their knife for games here?

smithzz is cute

i bet he has a nice boipucci

>>175414441
ask shox

STEWIE LUL

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>>175413116
>>175414441
boipussy a gay

>>175414719
it's not gay if he's cute

Hello, everyone!

WTF is with this gay white people shit? they need to bump some 21 savage or some kodak black not this redneck child molesting music.

>>175415708
butthurt northerner spotted

>>175415708
>i'm a city nigger and i want to be free
go suck your momma grandbaby daddy's dick you fucking basketball american shitskin

>>175415708
cs is a white man's game

so now that we know who the real winners are, gambit or heroic in the final?

gambit 2-1 heroic

>>175415708
please be bait

jesus csgog is dead nowadays

what happened?

>>175417297

It's been dead since around the time betting was banned.

What do you expect? It's a 20 year old game that has hardly changed. It doesn't even have waifus. What is there to discuss besides esports?

is shox back?

>>175417297
yeah, its not got a massive amount of meta or shit to discuss. funny how the playercount keeps going up but the discussion keeps dying out. even the discords pretty dead nowadays too.

are these the worst looking headsets or are they the shittiest looking headsets that theyre making the players use?

>stewie shooting at a dead body before the round is over just to get rekt
how fucking dumb can this guy get

>>175419356
just as dumb as you posting in a ded thread

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>>175419448
but you here tho???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92TtHEb4FI8

>Hiko rants about Liquid for two hours
>EliGE is a school shooter with a massive ego

Wew, first half an hour sounds like Elige pretty much singlehandedly killed liquid.

g2 will win

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

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god fucking damn blu is disgusting

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Who wins Cache lads?

holy shit stew

is it just me or looking back at heroic's games they had a few aimlocks

>>175422317
>a few

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>Hey bro sorry you couldn't be on the team we just needed more versatility :^)

What do you do?

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
win

>>175423463
umm...gotards?

this is pissing me off

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
win

WE ARE C9 4Head WE LOOSE EVERY ROUND 4Head WE WANNA FINISH QUICK 4Head TO PLAY BATTLEGROUNDS

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
lose

>clel9

buy cheats
shamelessly use them
win

>g2

na needs to step up their blatant cheating game, optic was a good start but they lost their edge and stopped getting impossible kills

>>175425704
stew turned on literally just now

>>175425704
It's so blatant by stewie lmao

>>175425794
>>175425826
yeah c9 -have- cheats too but they're so afraid to use them to win rounds consistently in the same way g2 did this match

fuck man

>>175428359
are you trying to trigger me

steel what are your opinions on the C9 vs G2 match

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>not even on twitch page
dead

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>>175429720

>>175420158
Elige is an ass tbqh.

Asked him for a pic and completely ignored me. Then he lost the match rofl.

how does a retarded/blind/deaf person have more views than a guy with no arms or legs?

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is IEM Sydney going to be a hit or miss?

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>apply for job
>"we'll call you within 5 days if you got it
day 4 now

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>>175430992

>>175433583
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unexpected_hanging_paradox

A judge tells a condemned prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day.

Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, as if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday.

He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday noon, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur at all.

The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday — which, despite all the above, was an utter surprise to him. Everything the judge said came true.

>>175433894
i hope you're right, I really need this now more than ever

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perfect ak

https://clips.twitch
.tv/RelatedPunchyKoupreyChefFrank

How do you counter the A boost on cache? the one right out of garage?

>>175437634
you die to it and call out the intel to your teammates

remember when tournaments used to unironically invite thorin? i'm not glad he's dead but i'm glad he's gone

>>175437751
epic

>>175437858
if you want to fly out peeking that low-percentage bullshit boost every time, go for it. call out the place they were actually playing from when you die to that instead

holy fuck destiny is more annoying than steel

>>175438605
and sounds just as gay if not gayer than steel

>>175437634
Molly it or learn a 1 way smoke.

how can anyone watch steel
how can anyone watch battlegrounds

who watching /ourguy/ just nine in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92TtHEb4FI8

Holy fuck. Why do people tolerate Elige?

>people actually believe what hiko says when hes the one that destroys teams

>>175441317
why would you take ultra-hypocrite hiko's story as the real story?

>>175441993
whats the real scoop

>>175442017
the whole team was cancer except nitro because nitro is an emotionless robot

nitro is married tho.
elige is a gremlin
jdm is a manlet
pimp is a cuck
stanislaw is ugly
hiko is a baiter irl

what team is hiko on anyway?

>>175442326
burger king

>>175442326
none because nobody wants that baiter ruining the team dynamic after seeing how quickly he made optic players want to suicide

>>175442326
>I work in partnerships for @Twitch - xD

why don't NA teams move to Europe if they want to get better, it's always been an option why haven't they done it yet?

>>175442489
he actually does work for twitch tho. not sure how he got the job 2bh

>>175442537
muslims

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From where can I find people to code a hack for me?

Only reply to my post if you know of a place.

>>175442562
He's jewish.

>>175442852
gitgud(dot)com

>>175442852
memeware

>>175442852
www.counterstrikeglobaloffensivehacks.com.ru/cheats_hosted_online_hack_aimbot

>>175442852
>>>/g/

that's where i found one to make my hacks

>>175442562
he had (has?) a really big stream, like he was 10k average viewers like before even shroud blew up

>>175450956
must have been a long time ago then. he averages around 2-3k nowadays

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this game is fun

>>175451183
>thinks 33 kills in silver 2 is something to show off about

uhh

>>175451579
not showing off, just pretty excited after playing my first match on another computer since my toaster of a laptop overheats whenever i try to run it

>playing on a laptop
>ever
if you really want to gitgud. use VR

>>175451753
>>175451183
>1600x900
>sub 120 fps
going from a toaster to anther toaster really isn't something to brag about

>>175452117
"not showing off"
>something to brag about

wow

and here i thought /d2g/ was full of autism

>>175451972
I play on a laptop with 640x480 resolution, 40fps and am mg2

>>175452787
>hasnt hit global
>probably going to reply you were global before rank shift
youre still shit my dude

>>175452948
uhh I started playing after the rank shift I've got 300 hours???

idiot

>>175453331
still
h
i
t

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what happened to this place

>>175457360
I want my 2015 'gog back
tfw betting dying killed this general

>>175458212
uh betting still exists and still existed for a while now.

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>>175459734
not the same as betting skines....

>>175457360
the only reason to care about this shit game is skines, and betting isnt what it once was

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>tempted to buy a bunch of skines
>afraid of attracting too much attention due to how high quality the skines would be

>>175460161
>he didn't cash out 1.5 years ago
lol?

>>175458212
I miss the fun of skin betting, barely watched any matches since lounge shut down. the shitposting in csgog for every match was so fun, arguing with shitters who went on the other team was great.

Dreamhack Austin is one of the few tournaments I have had no interest in watching.
Not so much because of the (mostly) shit teams attending but because I want to spare myself from having to listen to the shit-tier casting "talent"
I get that Dreamhack save a few bucks by hiring Blu, Dazed and Dust and co. but fucking hell at least give us an option to watch the matches with in-game sound only without having to listen to these useless cunts.

>>175470618
You can't watch it on the csgo client without the casting?
I understand your frustration with the casting, I don't like any casting but I just bear with it

>>175470618
This tourney is awful. It has shitty twitch numbers also so you aren't the only one.

>>175471326
No GOTV available, which is pretty much the standard these days.
They want to push you onto their twitch channel and expose you to their advertising platform.
There shouldn't be as many NA tournaments anyway, they are always garbage.

>>175470618
just watch the russian stream or some other language you don't understand
it's what i do, closest thing to only having in-game sound

>>175471420
Not the guy you replied to, but I only watched the g2 vs cloud9 match just to see cloud9 get btfo again.
Boring teams, shit casting, delays out of the ass, trash tournament, sad because I doubt they will do another austin dreamhack, and I wanted to go next year since I live 4 hours away from austin.

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>>175470618

Based Danes btfo cheating favelas

>>175473521
>based danes
>not also cheating

>>175474649
I'd rather have cheating chokers than cheating favelas

>>175473521
Gringos gonna get btfo

How many games of carrying does it take to rank up out of a tier? I can't take Silver for too long.

>>175477621
You will never rank up if you suck at the game.

>>175470618
What's wrong with Dazed?

lmao what the fuck happened to csgo lounge
coins?

is betting with skins dead

>>175477903
I've only played a handful of matches and ranked up a little, but I've no sense of how great the distance I'm talking about when I say "get out of Silver" and I've no idea how fast one can possibly go that length. I'm not asking for help or venting, I'm just asking how long does a good player/smurf take to climb out, because if I'm looking at 60+ games when I'm winning/top fragging to get to play with sligjtly less retarded people then I won't bother with comp.

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steel PLEASE clean your desktop
visit /g/ at least

>tfw deadlifts take away the silver shitter feels

lmao you get banned from chat for saying "monkeys"

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PIGE HAS WEBCAM ON

lmao holy shit betting is dead
no wonder why this general isn't big anymore

also unrelated i got $44 on steam from selling old skins
i need a good ak, m4, glock, p2k, cz, and awp skin
help me out fgts

>>175480264
Skin betting isn't dead, all the normies used lounge, so when that died, the hype went down.

>>175480180
cute

......
......

C U T E

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>>175481149

http://steamcommunity.com/id/animesmurf88
eu gn1 smurf

>>175481989
>anime
In the end they will suffer in a lake of fire

>>175482074
Rude

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>tfw all you want is cute and friendly anime friends
>they're all rude smurfers, grievers, cheaters or any combination of those

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>>175483382
>implying
y-you just haven't met me yet, anon

>>175483382
>>175483603
end your life faggots

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>>175483603
Maybe. I don't know if I want to anymore.

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>>175483768
;-; no bully!
>>175483897
i-it's okay... if you're shy you don't have to!

>>175483382
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/animesmurf88
I'm a friendly anime

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>>175480264
FN Aquamarine Revenge

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>>175484010
I'm not shy, but you're probably just like the others.

>>175484156
>smurfing
>stupid name
>stupid group
>probably memespouting
>probably cheating
no thanks

>>175484291
>judgemental sperg wants "friendly people"
lol

>Monkeys hacked their way all the way to the finals

Is this because SK is so trash these days they need someone else to bring in the Monkey dollars?

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>>175484507
Then don't give me a dozen reasons to judge you. It's not difficult, I get along with plenty of people. But somehow this game attracts the worst kind of people.

>>175484992
your're one of them

>>175484935
hear me out now, but maybe just maybe heroic is a shitty team. Making the finals of this tier 4 lan is not really a valuable accomplishment

>>175484935
cry is free

>>175484992
Neck yourself bucko

>>175485283
>bucko
?

>>175485432
bucko
ˈbʌkəʊ/Submit
nouninformal
a young man (often as a form of address).
"I know you, my bucko, you're a troublemaker"

i want pala out of our community

>>175459972
there are sites that you can bet skines on tho nigga

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>show every member up close
>skip over Dosia

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>Wanna nap because I didn't get much sleep
>Also wanna watch the match
>Check the stream to see if it's even started
>mfw they have these boring motherfuckers instead of based dazed

>hated by reddit
>hated by csgog

Is immortals secretly our guys?

>liking brazilians
>ever

What command should I use to fix my ping?

>>175491596
quit

>>175491596
Close torrent client.

>>175492303
hahaha

>>175492370
It's closed but I'm getting like 40-60ms

>>175492590
what ping do you normally get? 40-60 is p avg desu unless you get like below 20 then set your range to that

Everyone in this game can headshot me instantly. I'm not that good at aiming, should I even bother trying to play?
I only get kills if I'm camping somewhere they walk through (and they don't spin around and headshot me if I miss their head) or if they're worse than me and miss every shot. Against anyone good I just get shit on.

>>175493830
I usually get something around 15-25ms on Battlefield and other games. How do I set my range?

>double the price of all grenades
>1.5x the price of all pistols

y/n

>>175495164
shit idea

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>>175494983
enter

mm_dedicated_search_maxping "40"

into the console

Depends on your region through, us Europoors have to use commands like that so we don't get matched with ruskies and spaniards with 150 ping on the other side of the continent

>>175495164
>can't rush A
good job

>>175495667
???????

>>175495557
>tfw 5 ping
>tfw always gets russians

>>175495557
>console commands
it's a menu option now you know

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>all this OT

>nuke

kenny's shot on mou was literally ridiculous

that was a really good game actually. impressed by gambit lately. kind of a feel good story for a couple of dudes from kazakhstan to be competing on the world stage

absolutely sick performance by kennyS

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benny back in form

These blatant fucking G2 aimlocks LMFAO

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>SHAAXIE IS A GAD, ANDERS

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Pull your shit together, jesus

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>ANDERS,
>I WANNA CUM INSIDE SHAAXIE
>HAHA

>g2 only have pistols and an awp
>shox is awping not kennys

i mean, i guess?

>>175478785
stop playing by yourself you fucking twat
solo queue is the surest way to get matched with spastics

>>175478646
he can't string together a sentence without...
>so here we see dosia, like, taking the flank through connector, right? and , like, hobbit is, like, checking the angle on to mid, right? and I love how, like, he take a moment, like, to make sure he's clear to plant, right?

He talks like a teenage schoolgirl

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>>175504083
Seemed to provide a lot of insight though

>>175504359
There are plenty of other analysts who have equivalent or better knowledge of the game with the advantage that they aren't painful to listen to.

>>175496769
console is quicker instead of hitting escape>options>game settings or w/e the hell it is

>>175496769
>it's a menu option now
>now

its been there for years

it is just me or this tournament seems to be dragging?

I'm a master in overshit with really good aim. I want to start playing csgo so I can play with my little brother who is gold nova 3.

How do the first comp matches work in csgo and could I place at a decent level with just good aiming?

gambit got this right homies?

>>175506150
ye

EZ 4 ADREN

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>>175505994
10 qualifying matches that determine your rank

it works fine for the most part, though you can get placed in a lower bracket if you have really bad luck getting matched up against smurfs and whatnot

>ben

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He needs you right now, what will you give

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>>175506932
everything

>>175506932
i'll buy him 10 hookers if he manage to win this tournament

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>>175507248

>>175507402
I said hookers, desu and not trannies

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>>175507578
>not appreciating tranny hookers

Oh my god he made the white supremacist sign

>final of biggest tourny of the year
>barely 100k viewers

umm

>>175508534
What do you mean by biggest anon?

dont give him any (You)s nigga

@175508534

this is so bad bait, you didnt even try

>G2
GROSSE BITE FRANCAISE

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy smgs
>win

heh

>another important round decided by RNG
just cs things

if tie, confirming script

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>implying it won't go to overtime
>again

>Thorin thinks Gambit are shit
>Thorin thinks Faze are shit
>Thorin thinks G2 are good

heh

OUR
FUCKING
GUYS

We're rooting for Gambit, right?

>>175511019
Our Slavs

Our guys will always be the team with our pige

i want pala to remove himself

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>>175511102

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>>175511102

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>french fags

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>tfw the good guys win

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will he ever return?

>>175511470
>>tfw the good guys win
but they lost anon

>>175511601
maybe to a low tier team. not sure if CoL, NRG, Misfits or if selfless (if they ever come back as a team) would want him

>>175511601
The script has him skyrocketing before the summer major on a team with nothing and sgares next year before announcing his retirement after winning the trophy.

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>>175511706

Lets go Gambit, this world doesn't need anymore obnoxious brazillian bs

>>175512787
#truth

What round do the BR's toggle in? I forgot the script

>>175513015
On overpass, round 13. Don't forget to sync your shit again, Derrick.

Zeus bringing grand finals choking to Gambit

>>175448827
stop.

>>175472104
go to EPL Dallas?

>>175511980
wanna know how i know you are reddo?

when is final starting?

Daily reminder to tweet "SHILL" at Machine

>that pathetic viewer count
hopefully this game dies soon

>>175515269
Any minute now

>You have Kicked too many teammates in recent matches
>7 days
Really? So I have to play with trolls and retards who randomly go AFK? Fuck that broke shit, I'll go back to Battlefield.

>>175515269
after short delay™

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>>175516118
system working as intended

I want pala to off himself

where the fuck is our boy??

>>175516543
t. silver

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>>175516960
the only people who get MM bans have sub-60 IQ

>>175516118
youre not prime are you

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>>175517095
>silver thinks his IQ is higher than a nigger IQ

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>>175517434
>he's actually dumb enough to get banned four times

Our boy

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>>175517591
>he is really a fucking silver

>>175511818
>the script

This fucking guy gets my sides moving every time

>>175518198
there's clearly a script for the whole scene faggot

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>>175518034
nice try reddo

fnx is handsome af

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>>175518034
only silvers get MM bans

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>>175518654
>silver
>browses leddit
You can't make this shit up

>>175495164
Here's how we fix csgo.
fiveseven/kek 9 is perfect right now, p250 needs to be nerfed. There's no reason why 3 pistols can 1 hit kill a full bought dude, especially the p250.

M4A1-S needs to be buffed. 30 bullets, the firing rate doesn't even need to be changed, it's horseshit getting 20 bullets and shooting BB damage at people.
UMP needs a little more RNG at range. They shouldn't be picking rifle battles and winning 50% of the time.
AK /M4's needs a little less RNG
Scout penetration buff.

And 128 tick.

>>175518867
Good try, Gold 3. Thanks God I'll never be touching that cheat riddled shit anymore.

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>1 awp, 4 pistols to support it
>fnx has it while hen1 is on p250

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>>175518887
>has images of gay niggers on his PC

system banning the right subhumans

i lose my shit every time i see blu's face or hear his voice
that fat fucking fuck literally ruined this final for me

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>>175519170

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>>175519262
>he took the time to search google images for that

Real talk who in Gambit has the biggest dick?

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>>175519623
>silver
>browses reddit
>fucking retarded
Everything fits

>obvious cheater on the other team
>private profile, never loses a clutch, etc
>when they're about to lose he calls me (top frag) a cheater
>game ends
>he's le i'm smfc

sasuga cheaters

>Ayy-Dren
>not uh-dren

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>>175519959
>>175518887
>he copied this post word for word

>>175519075
fnx is a better player than hen1 if you ignore microhacks but hen1 pushes microhacks to the limit so he usually looks better

>>175520161
>thats na adren!!!!
Yea I know it's stupid

>>175520178
Well... It's not hard to reach the same conclusion

>>175520251
his nanohacks are on point

Blu needs to learn to stop talking

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>skine market slowly recovering

might be the time to buy lads

First time on this website, 15 mins in and i've already seen some fucked up shit

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>>175521269
Welcome, enjoy the stay. Also

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>>175521269
nana

Daddy Dazed needs a caffeine injection

>>175521491
would it be normal if i said im a chicken?

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>>175521269

>ump
>not you em pee

please someone kill blu

>>175521745
problem is Dazed has a boring voice, but says interesting things, Blu has an excitable voice and says stupid things

It's not a good combination

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leave the favelaboys to me

Why are Brazilians the best CS:GO players? Why not Russians?

>>175522363
hello? did you miss the last 9 months?

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is /ourguy/ finally going to get an MVP medal?

Will NaVi get zeus back or will he stay in gambit?

>>175522408
huh? Aren't FalleN and coldzera the "best" players?

>>175522621
Ummmmmmmm hello?

>>175522621
there are no, zero, not one clean (ie: not cheating) brazilian csgo pros

>>175522621
yes

>>175522751
The fuck you are talking about? Proof?

>>175522751
>there are no, zero, not one clean (ie: not cheating) csgo pros
FTFY

>>175522751
Fallen just has great "tactics" and makes good "reads"
Cold just has incredible "game sense"

>>175522946
>Proof?

take the red pill, and you'll realize just how fucked CS:GO is as a competitive game, and just how deep the cheating rabbit hole goes. chances are, there are one or more cheaters in every single MM game you play. there are cheaters on ESEA, faceit, cevo. the pro scene is filled with cheaters. there's no reason not to cheat. the anti-cheat doesn't work and the majority of the playerbase are literal sheep that subscribe to the ideology of "he must just be really good, you can't hack on a vac secured server"

take the blue pill, and you'll be right back to being amazed by fallen's "game sense" and ability to move his crosshair in perfectly straight horizontal, then vertical lines.

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Anyone at DH Austin rn? This is one of the least viewed matches of the lan and it's the final wtf

>>175523259
>red pill

stopped reading there, faglord

>>175523259
>being this silver

Nigger

>>175523323
Imagine if you could still gamble skines, the arena would be packed

>>175523323
>This is one of the least viewed matches of the lan and it's the final wtf
blu is casting.

>>175523323
mainly bc brs. no one gives a fuck about brs in the finals

>run and gun with the ump
>still win

Nerf when

>>175522479
>dosia turning back the clock yet casters not mentioning him
being the meme character isnt always fun

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IEM: Sydney is going to be garbage btw

>fnx will never fug your boipussi

>5 rounds in, terrorists have rushed A and wom every time
>ask A players wtf is going on
>they go full autismo salt mode and start insulting me, only coms they've had all game
>shoot one in the head at the start of the match
>Valve is so nice they even ragequit for me
Worth it

>>175524838
iktfb

>tfw you will never genocide all the brazilians

I lol at people here that hate all the BRs

... you don't even have to play with them

Toggle game on point

the script needs some serious work

>NA so pathetic they cheer for BRs

How does le autist thorin explain Gambit being so good and G2 being so shit?

hen1 looking a little sad lmao
script will not be in your favor my friend

https://clips.twitch
.tv/GorgeousSolidChoughCoolCat
kek

>>175525984
>tfw you will never be good as a brazillian

>>175526815
>i'm not buying a helmet, they have AKs anyway

how the fug do i level up fast so i can get into prime

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X-GOD GOT MVP

CONFIRMED /OURGUY/

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>>175530819
how does he do it

>zeus winning more tournaments with Gambit than with Nazi
>le edgelord autist still hates on Gambit

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instant-respawning team deathmatch is fun

you get into so many dynamic positions to encounter enemies. It isn't just colliding with the enemy from the same ct/t spawns over and over.

the whole "t vs ct" bomb playmode is terrible.

@175532603

I'm glad I'm not you

>>175532603
It's good to train accuracy

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goodren meets badren

Are dxracers good? What model should I buy?

>>175543210
buy a normal office chair. meme "gamer" chairs are worthless and will likely hurt your back

>>175543331
be honest, are you a poorfag?

>>175543434
be honest, are you a retard? I mean, you are playing csgo of all games.

>>175543434
not sure what this is meant to imply, good office chairs are higher quality and more expensive than your colorful car seats

>>175543517
so you are?

>>175543434
cop yourself a herman miller chair. way better than your ricer chair

>chair salesman trying to viral market gets btfo
>will probably lose his job now

damn, damn

>>175412830
>sell knife on ebay
>accept paypal because i´m an idiot
>give buyer the knife
>he opens case on ebay
>ebay cucks him and lets me keep the money for some reason
>ne now said he went to his lawyer and the police and will drag me to court if i dont give his money back


him being a complete scumbag who tried to steal from me aside. would he actually have any chances at court? germany here

>>175544029
is he a refugee? if so, youll lose

>>175543985
delete this

>>175543434
That's how the average Razer consumer think