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Nice script
Reminder that muslim immigrants make your country stronger
Reminder "le script" is a leaguebabb meme
this lina sucks
It's time to retire BKB as an item. Change it to work like Ursa ult + disable purging every .5 seconds
my heart can't handle this script
That fucking Manta Dodge, how did he see that coming
>what now hueniggers
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>Anon was right about the script
It was fun at least.
>>175403123
Some do
The dream is dead
10/10 performance Brazil atleast
Perfectly, just as the script describes
nooooo
fuck eg
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brazil has been defeated
EG IS OUR GUYS
MY HEART
hang on, this game has to last 66 mins as well
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YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FILTHY BRS MUST NEVER WIN
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
>KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
>KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
>KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU BR MONKEYS
WHERE ARE THE HUE HUES NOW???????
ENJOY YOUR ZEKA
The dream is over.
EG!!
GOOD GAME ;_;
>>175403342
sweet tastey tears
>enjoying wathcing some scripted manchildren drama
LMAO DOTURDS
the dream is dead :((((((((
>EG
>The supreme redditor team
>Our guys
???
>DOUBTING AMERICA
BLEED BLUE SHITKRETS EUROPOORS AND HUES
GET FUCKED
That's a lot of smug for a 50 minute 3rd game against BR nobodies not exactly a clean sweep was it
I legit cannot in good conscious shitpost about this series. This is hands down the best dota ive seen in at least a year.
OFFICIAL DOTA 2 SHOOK RATINGS
1. BRAZIL
2. 4DR
3. N0LANS WHEN EG TAKES THE TOURNEY
CRISIS AVERTED
OUT OF MY FUCKING GAME YOU BR MONKIES
SUMAIL +4
I HATE EG SO FUCKING MUCH
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So long and thanks for all the kuruminhas, BRbros.
OUR GUYS vs OG
HYPE AF
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>>175403506
secret fan leave
>amerilards will be proud of this display
thank pakistan
>lose by funneling 5 people into the pit
ebin
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>BELIEVING IN SOUTH AMERICAN DOTA
this is the difference between america and europe
>2PM
so this.. is the power of PGL
>>175403528
ye becuase its fucking scripted open your eyes their keyboards arent even connected
>being the bad guys
lmao NA looks so bad
>>175403528
Exciting? Yes
Good Dota? No way, this is a clownfest
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what a fucking ride
>great USA dota
>three ~1h matches against fucking brazilians
lmao
>eg vs og
I don't know who I want to lose more
SORRY EUROS FOR UNLEASHING THAT PESTILENCE UPON YOU
WE CLEAN UP OUR MESSES THOUGH
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>>175403626
america is relevant, europe is cucked and salty
VP vs IG
EG vs OG
8 FUCKING HOURS I CANT HANDLE IT
>>175402983
USA USA USA USA USA
BACK TO YOUR FAVELA MONKIES
>>175403442
NICE OP LMAO
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would you fuck?
7-1 lmao
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Maybe next time
>needed 5 feed + free rosh to win
>needed 5 feed + free rosh to win
>needed 5 feed + free rosh to win
>needed 5 feed + free rosh to win
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>Sumail Hassan
>Saahil Arora
How come only brown Americans are good at Dota?
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Yeah ok whatever. Good job Americucks you beat a team of trained monkies
tomorrow you have the privilege of being destroyed by the number one team in the world, OG (our guys).
>four best teams are in the semifinals
So reddit, tell me again about how Single Elimination doesn't work?
>>175403685
my dick cant handle this
i'd give up just about anything to see OG lose tommorow, regardless to whom
>>175403646
t. secshrekt fangay
I really didn't believe the script meme until BRs all marched into pit just to be coiled by sufail the moment he got into range and then eg just hung around and killed rosh.
That whole thing was just way too obvious.
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post yfw BR monkeys BTFO
Apologize.
>The only team that could stop OG is now kicked out because le ebin single elim
>BurNing will get his AM banned and OG will just do a clean sweep onto finals, and give EG one or two games before rolling through them because cr1t won't ban Naga.
Welp, it was fun.
>barely beat a SA team
>feel proud
t. Burgerman
>Europeans lost to the Brazilian menace
>Up to Americans to bail them out just like in World War 2
You're welcome Europe.
>OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS
NORTH AMERICA > SOUTH AMERICA > EUROPE
>OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS
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NORTH AMERICA > SOUTH AMERICA > EUROPE
TIME TO WATCH MY BOY SLAY OG IN 12 HOURS
>>175403442
And yet you're in this thread :^)
What a fucking series.
Nice, EG beat a team that has no reason to even be there. Good job NA
>>175403760
HOW COME U LOST BR?
FUCK U SHIITERS
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Does anyone know why Miracle left OG?
If OG still had Miracle they would never ever lose.
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
THIS WAS TIME FOR BRAt least we still have VP to cheer for
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All things considered BR did pretty great.
They were actually close to winning this series.
So /d2g/, just why are EG fans so insufferable?
APOLOGIZE
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>>175403802
Did you say the same thing when Eg walked into Tavo's 4 man black hole? He did not even have BKB
>>175403867
Same reason Sumail will leave EGTheir position 1
1 chinese and 3 european teams in the semis
how is NA even a region?
eg won, but
>brazilian team is more white
>Americucks getting worked like the marks they are
>It's a eurofags act massively assblasted episode
someone change the channel
>>175403819
>ban naga
>lose to alch
EG can't beat cheese
>>175403607
thanks mr pakistan
>EU KEKS AND MONKEYS BTFO
You didn't doubt, did you?
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>Wake up
> Brazil out
>Scripted
Have some respect for your fucking esport, dotards.
If it was actually scripted, this shit would be leaked fast as fuck and Dota would never be taken seriously ever again.
Show some fucking respect to the players, damn.
literally like only 5 people are happy that EG won
SG had all the heart
>third worlders ITT on full damage control mode
>brasil making huge comeback
>sumail goes full suicide bomber and wins it
uhm, dotards?
>>175403802
>all three disable heroes standing touching each other in a triangle inside the pit
>>175403876
>ANON IS THIS NEW
I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE FREE MEME
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>>175403914
no, but back then I was enjoying br memes.hue
>>175403827
Lets hope his lane doesn't get sacked again
Ugh, the huemonkeys played better but were a bit inexperienced.
EG got extremely lucky that they walked by rosh the exact moment SG clumped up too hard. No vision, complete coincidence.
Eh well at least EG is easy pickings for our guys tomorrow.
I missed the game
on a scale from the Olympics to TI5, how is the Yuro butthurt right now?
>>175403967
it's called shitposting my good redditor
BACK TO THE JUNGLE WITH YOU
>>175403824
What timeline did you come from where that shit happened?
>>175403910
He got carried hard by Sumail.
No one actually cheers for EG or wants them to win beyond jewish divide&conquer "muh eu vs NA!" shitposting right?
>>175403975
>literally
Burger here. SG should be fucking proud for how far they got and showing SA is not a joke region. Respect to the huehues, hope to see you guys at TI
>>175401505
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>>175401505
Give sauce already
IG will never loseuntil Monkey King is removed from the game
>America is proud of this shit
how pathetic can you get
its literally SGe's first lan, have those guys even been out of brazil before
literally 6k average mmr team
lmao
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>>175403867
because they were dead last at one lan and hes a kid that cant deal with criticism, someone from liquid said it in some interview
literally don't give a shit about this tournament anymore
i'm gonna go smoke weed and have sex with my gf
>>175403802
>>175403802
CDEC vs EG
Inexperienced teams fuck up at Roshan
LET'S JUST WALK INTO THE ROSH PIT LMAO
>>175403975
this, actually
t. amerifat who was rooting for SG
Those guys literally only had ONE good player in their team
Can you guess who I'm speaking of? You're not a shitter right anon?
Why does yurop talk shit when they are a one team region like NA? Someone please explain it to me
>>175403967
Dumb anime, leaking that the script actually exists ruins everything for everyone
>SG in a great position
>all they need to do is hold their position and not throw
>walk into rush pit all clumped up, with no vision, for literally no reason, without even attacking rosh for several seconds
really makes you think
>>175403802
It's not a script, its the BR's making a mistake because they were thinking they had already won. A brainfart,
>all this work just to lose to OG in semis
yes let's interview the guy who didn't contribute at all instead of sumail perfect
>>175404131
Because that one team actually wins tournaments ?
>>175403802
Literally scripted. Same script as ti5. Everyone goes into the roshan pit and the EG brown boy jumps in and does his ultimate.
LE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM COIL BY PAKISTANI HERO SUMAIL
>>175402983
OP? OP? OP?
BRA71L KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
7-1 NEVER FORGET
7-1 NEVER FORGET
7-1 NEVER FORGET
>>175403967
It's a joke, dumbass
>>175404116
I'm going to do the same
Except instead of weed, it's going to be booze
And instead of sex with gf, it's masturbate
>>175404129
Sumail for EG
>that acne
hahaha wtf
>>175403967
t.gaben
what's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
>THAT CHEESY FUCKING SELLOUT
HOLY FUCK ARTOUR REALLY
>interview with ARTEEZY
what the actual fuck lmao, why him?
>>175404154
>several seconds
>rtz sponsor plug
is monster worth it if it does this to your face
why didnt monkies draft their king?
>>175404096
(C89) [Gujira 4 Gou (Gujira)] Gal Bitch sho-nen no INSEI [English] [CGrascal]
>can't recognize artists yet
ACNEEZY BabyRage
>>175404131
Because despite their 6 million major victories (and 0 TIs) OG has never had an enjoyable game
When euros see people enjoying the fuck out of EG games their inferiority complex kicks in
>>175404042
The one where America wins
oh wait
that's every single one of them
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>rtz literally shilling
>>175403975
its been 5 minutes and my heart is still wavering
on one hand, BLEED BLUE
on the other hand, the ultimate clownfest of seeing brazilians bulldozing OG will be lost to time
>classic "roshpit" script
>3 HOURS TO BEAT BRAZIL SHITSKINS
LMAO
>>175403975
this
american here, great to see SG do so well
the only people spamming USA as if a massive favorite beating the underdog is something impressive are subhuman shartour and Sh1tcucks
massive respect to SG, hope to see them again.
>this is what adderall does to you
>>175404231
>>175404241
Too much weed does that to you
>>175403975
People haven't liked EG since ti5 desu.
It's all for shitposting purposes.
Who ready for EU vs NA shitposting in 11 hours 35 minutes?
>>175404190
yet that team hasn't won a ti.
RTZ SELLOUT
>>175403913
EG almost lost to this. Not sure what's your point.
>>175404249
Why would they not interview the most popular member of the team?
>>175403975
>tfw I now know this will be SG's only major accomplishment and they will have the same fate as Ad Finem of turning to shit
HOW CAN YOU HATE ARTOUR /d2g/?
>>175403703
I thought Eastern Europe had beautiful women?
>SHARTOUR INTERVIEW
>NOT SUMAIL
WHAT THE FUCK HE DID NOTHING THAT GAME
>>175404263
addy withdrawals?!
>>175404249
Native English speaker
>EG facing the team they can never beat.
It's gonna be another fourth major for big dick N0tail.
>>175404353
OG is NA tho
>>175404414
he's a normie
>>175404303
>EU's LEGENDARY GOAT CANT BEAT THEM IN UNLIMITED HOURS
MY
GIGA
SIDES
STAY
FUCKING
BAD
>people unironically thought the monkeys could win a major
>/ourguy/ redeye low-key calling out RTZ on his blatant shilling
never fails to impress
>>175404302
talking about carrying Arteezy
>>175404242
>the best 4 teams make it to the semis
>somehow this is a bad format
explain yourselves
pretty mature for shartour
So SG will get someone to house them for TI qualifiers right? They won't get a FREE SA slot again, but I feel like they will absolutely play on the same ping as the other teams this time. SG can absolutely beat NP and DC
Fucking hell I love Artour so much. Why does d2g hate him again?
artour still remains likeable even when shilling for his sponsors, what are these jewish tricks
>d2g just now figuring things out that csgog has known for years
>>175404365
THEY DOUBTED
>>175404426
Sumail carry every game. Rtz get the fans. How?
>>175404287
US is LITERALLY losing the culture war to marxists and communists as we speak though.
>>175404302
Universe had to literally drag RTZ into a win
>>175404365
swap Sumails head on pepe and RTZ's on the girl and it'd be accurate
>>175404438
>>175404447
nobody thought they could win vs OG, but EG was completely possible
>eg got 4-man black holed
>HAHAHAHA USA SHIT PLAYERS
>sg got 5-man coiled
>SCRIPTED REEEEEEEEEE
Why are you like this /d2g/?
What's up with this disgusting behavior?
>gets everyone together in rosh pit when enemy ace is a beast puck
>wow he silenced and dream coiled us all?
how do those people get to majors
>>175404454
>artour makes a joke
>redeye follows up on the joke
never fails to impress
>>175404241
When your amphetamine usage breaks your tolerance levels. Rtz is officially burned out physically, he's done as a carry.
It's already fucking 6PM. Don't the next day's esports start relatively soon?
How the fuck am I going to stay awake for that
Reminder we will never see these BRs again
>>175404469
this is THE cutest artour has EVER looked
>>175404487
His fans
>>175404473
>best four teams
>no Secret
>no thunderbirds
>rtz interview
>not HUGE COCK SUMAIL
S H I T
>>175404487
Too ``toxic`` for reddit.
>>175404291
We will always have TnC vs OG senpai
Place your bets.
>>175404592
>hating something because of the fanbase
what basic behavior
>>175404556
>artour makes a joke
was he
please be patient as I have autism
>>175404469
when was this? i just realized i missed a summit
>>175404535
I still dont understand what the top left presents.. Whats she grabbing in/on qop
>>175404469
Is sumail the team twink?
Look at those arms, goddam
did ppd tell them to bump shilling to 11?
>>175404486
Was ig.V invited? They could replace them
>>175404353
Who is NA tho? There is no team with NA majority
>Tomorrow is the last day of esports for a while
>After tomorrow we'll go back to being a dead thread
I-I don't want it to end.
>>175404601
I think sumail hates interviews and really isnt a talking type of guy
>>175404535
Thats insanely hot, whos the artist??
>>175404563
This is actually true, living in Brazil is hard and if you don't hit your jackpot in this kind of chances, there will never be another one.
t. monkeyzilian
>>175404553
South America got a slot for themselves. I think TI should keep it as Americas. SG is literally the only good SA team so why give them a slot? They could win Americas vs DC and NP
>EG got to the semifinals by beating thunderwhos and literal brazilians
SG reminds me a little of Ad Finem when they started to win important games.
they also have some similarity to TNC with their teamfight heavy drafts.
overall i think EG did the right thing to blow up the warlock, the fatal bonds accounted for 50% of their damage.
great series, i was at the edge of my seat the whole time
semis and grand finals all in 1 day fucking suck
when will they learn
I hate slacks so much
>>175404563
yet they will be remembered as secret slayers
someone shoot slacks please
>>175404367
the only tournament australians will ever win
how hard will the shartistani scream when its an all euro final AGAIN?
LAMO
>>175401295
Come again?
>>175404658
Look at his waist
He has the body of a 17 year old male prostitute
>>175404307
>literally Ad finem 2.0
holy shit, ojnly 8 hours till IG VP. I'm tired as fuck and I'm only lazing at home, imagine being ol' Redeye
>>175404631
OG vs iG finals, OG wins it again
>>175404649
That's the prostate she's squeezing
>>175404594
Howling at this post.
>>175404563
TI will surely have an SA qualifier as well
>>175404601
the only time sumail looks cool and relaxed doing interviews is when the whole team is around
>>175404774
Fear is eff ay as fuck
Shoutout for Sumail from HUELAND, what a fucking player holy shit.
>>175404734
How do you not recognize Sparrow, man?
I think we can safely say sumail is probably the best mid player, but who's actually the best carry? Rtz is shit.
TANYA IS HOT AF
>>175404734
Sparrow the psychopath
>>175404635
it was pretty fucking blatant. I know a lot of streamers like to do over-the-top callouts like that as a way to shill while also acknowledging how stupid it is.
I'm assuming that you genuinely don't know and aren't just shitposting, I might have autism as well.
>>175404548
Memes you retard
>>175404672
VGJ was invited. IG.V qualified.
1 good placement/tournament doesn't earn a TI invite nor SA a qualifier spot to themselves.
>>175404861
me tbqh
>>175403528
>Good Dota
What. Everyone is playing Sloppy as FUCK.
>>175404631
OG disobey event coordinators and beat VP in the final, are rewarded with onstage executions.
>>175404781
the SA region qualifier is there to stay, they can beat any of the garbage peruvian teams
adfinem was always doomed since EU is stacked with teams
>d2g literally years behind csgog
So were SG expected to smoke in from Roshan pit or trying to prepare to ambush? I guess they just didn't expect Puck to blindly jump into the pit.
>>175404861
Burning or Reso
>>175404774
Why is he wearing a cross? Isn't he supposed to be a Muslim?
>>175404563
they are going to be in TI m80, the south american qualifier just got secured by these SGe games, that SA spot is never going away
>>175404774
Jesus Christ
He's wasting away on Adderall and Monster
He needs to get on OG so he can become JEWSTRONG
>>175404921
>>175404854
he's changed his art style a bit
>>175404249
Only dude from NA on the team.
>>175404631
OG IG, IG wins because that matchup is like MVP vs Fnatic.
>>175404861
of all time? burning
>>175405015
just /fa/ shit
russian sheever new sheever when?
>all the absolutely ass blasted yurocucks in this thread that think its scripted
Fucking kill yourselves faggots
>>175405036
>universe wasn't born in wisconsin
k
>>175404771
>VP and IG
>Euro
>>175404931
>I'm assuming that you genuinely don't know
yeah
haven't watched many tournaments (with the exclusion of most TIs) so these kinds of 4D shilling methods are unknown to me
>>175405090
soon I hope, even has a better accent
>>175405005
Well, not even the viewers expected it, because he did it BEFORE THE SMOKE EVEN BROKE
And he coiled instantly
>>175404747
>$125,000 isn't a jackpot in Brazil
Are you fucking stupid?
Best mid in the World
>>175405090
>cute
>not cringy
>speaks well
>interested in esports
How the hell did they manage to fing her
>thread slows to a crawl after EG wins
Brothers! we have Purged the thread of sub-humans and cuckholds!
>>175404469
>sumail struggles to open the can
>>175404771
OG is NA
>>175404771
>vp is an eu team
XD
the little europoor putin puppets always tickle my dickle
vp isn't eu, you are russia
stay cucked
stay bad
I hope Tavo finds a way back to another Valve event
That guy was seriously good
Why the fuck they didn't give him SandKing for that last game, I don't know
>>175404380
Keyword "almost". The only thing that separates winners and losers is an almost, anon.
>>175405090
CUTE
>>175405172
tumbling d o w n
>>175405213
more like everyone is sleeping so they can watch the games in 8 hours, kevin
you should do the same
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>175404921
He only draws that stuff because people commission him right? He's not actually that fucked up, is he?
>>175405213
I'm pretty sure they all just went the fuck to sleep. It's like 1AM in central europe right now
next game is in under 8 hours please rest well everyone
What a fuck ride that was
>>175405194
>$125,000
Really? I thought they would go out with nothing, this amkes me happy, really.
>>175405334
jesus fucking christ no
>>175405009
>>175405061
Burning is bad at the game
Loda is probably the best mid of all time
>when the casting scene is so bad you can leave for a year and walk right back into your old job
>stream ends so lateearlythat the coming up shows today not tomorrow
>>175405196
>tfw a literal 15 year old has better facial hair growth than me
>>175405005
Even if they were there's no reason for them to stand in range of fucking coil INSIDE the pit, especially the super squishy warlock being literally the only reason they win fights.
Secret and TBirds are for sure disbanding. Na'Vi is going to get Reso and Puppey.
>>175405172
the only reason SG wasn't prepared for that dreamcoil was because EG blew 5 buybacks and it would be insane to contest rosh.
great mindgames
>>175405334
That looks absolutely disgusting
>>175405313
Its only 7pm in the greatest country in the world (and brazil).
>all these games starting at 3:00 AM
I desperately need this major to be over
>>175405285
yeah, dunno why they picked clock, he missed more hooks than he landed
pretty hard clock game vs spec/puck though
>>175405380
That's 396250 BRL
They are fine
>>175405334
What 3rd world country is this food from?
>>175405172
>inexperienced Brazilians make a fatal mistake in a tense game that decides a series
>yurocucks in this thread
ITS LEEEEEEE SSSSCCCRRRIIIIPPPPTTTTEEEEDDDDDD xDDDD
>>175405020
They always lose to peruvians. They improved a lot and beat them at the qualys, but the top 2 peruvian teams also imrpoved a lot. I think there's a 50/50 chance they classify.
>>175405396
>Loda is probably the best
I don't think he's that g
>mid
nigger what
>>175405334
What in the holy hell
>>175405396
>loda
>a balding washed up old man
>good
even at his prime he was just another 4p1 carry
>>175405451
ppy hates reso didn't you read the leak?
Valve just has to rig the matches for TI so SA is always up against SEA so we can get the clowny games during TI and majors guaranteed.
>>175405401
Well Synd is easily the best caster in the scene.
>>175405487
Northern england judging from the dampness, pudding and flat bread roll. Somewhere around Wigan to Burnley if I had to guess
>>175405492
a warlock WITH ULT, clockwork, and bat clumping in rosh pit is more than just a fatal mistake
>>175405451
Reso for pajkatt would be so good
Don't give a shit about puppey though
>>175405172
>>175405452
Putting myself in their perspective I'd say they falsely thought Puck wouldn't reach the rosh pit that early and ended up hugging each other there to burst Rosh's HP faster, btw you could see that before Puck reaches the pit the clock actually leaves it for a bit.
>>175405334
phwoar those chips look loverly x
>>175405492
I'm not the le scripted game guy, my friend. Game was lost on that rosh pit dumb fight, gg EG good luck next, rooting for you, fuck OG
t. actuall brazilian monkey
SG needs a better captain, they have good players who perform very well individually and make some great short term decisions, but everytime they gather up to do something as a team they instead do some stupid move that gets them all killed.
Like that pointless 5 man smoke all across the map and that call to do roshan at that time.
Not to mention, their drafts always suck ass, what was the point of that clockwerk pick in the last game? He played well but there were many heroes that could fit his role better.
TL.DR SG players are good individually but their captain is shit.
>>175405475
Tavo was bat.
>>175405396
>>175405340
The slavs would forgo sleep if only to shitpost EG if they had the chance. Midnight in London on fucking weekend too. How fucking BTFO would you need to come up with sleep as a fucking excuse.
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
>>175405704
Roshan was fine, but Warlock and Clockwork should not have been in the pit. Literal flashback to TI5 where CDEC had everyone in the pit
>>175405610
>INEXPERIENCED BR'S WHO LITERALLY ONLY SCRIM AGAINT OTHER SA'S MADE A MISTAKE
ITS SCRIIIIIPPPTTTTEEEEDDDDDD
>the le script meme is only JUST NOW entering dota 2 esports
you guys are fucking late. Le script has been a meme since smash bros tournaments. Stop stealing superior esports memes please
>>175405774
Hate to break it to you but most of EG fans are actually european
>>175405704
the wanted to have the clockwork so they couldn't escape the golem+ fatal bonds combo
it just cost them to much. having a clock this poor with no impact late, they could easily have some distruptor or rubick
>>175405334
I got diarrhea just by looking at this.
>dotard is dying
>warcraft 3 HD is coming
truly the greatest timeline
>>175405549
Their biggest prize pool before this was 10k, along with a few hundred dollars from minors, just for perspective.
I really hope SG is this good or better next time they come around. With a little more experience in the draft they could actually place top four or even two in a major.
>>175405704
clock is their pocket pick. They picked it a lot for kingrd in the SA qualys.
>>175405334
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>175405789
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
BASED
can't wait
>>175405334
>colonises half the world
>cant invent food that isnt shit
>>175405789
>troels for finals
thank fucking god, I'm sure the fucking fat jew who's fat and a jew would nose his way in along with some other retard like OD.
>>175405662
No, they were going to smoke inside the rosh pit and leave so they could bait one of EGs team into it.
>>175405828
There has been accusations of scripting since TI3 you dumb faggot fuck off
>ALMOST INVISIBLE WHEN VIEWED SIDE ON
GET THAT BOY ON A DRIP HOLY SHIT
>>175405334
what the fuck is that
>>175405789
oy vey
>>175404861
>sumail is the best mid
Remember that Brazils mid players name? Me neither, but sufail lost mid hard to him in the first game. He had like 4 people repeatedly ganking mid for him and still fell behind until the laning stage ended
>>175405789
how long it has been
>>175405789
YES
>>175405828
how new
>>175405789
lame as a niggers baby
>>175405789
Damn Tobi got fat since then
>>175405451
shit going down with liquid probably
i wouldn't put it past EG to make changes too with all the other overdue shuffles that might be incoming
miracle back to OG would be dope
>>175405854
I actually do wonder if Dota Allstars would make a revival, that said unless someone with an idea of how to balance a game picked it up there is no way it would be good.
>>175405789
B A B Y N I G G E R S
>>175405947
You don't need to stand literally on top of each other for a fucking smoke though.
>>175405789
>TOBI AND TROELS CASTING A FINAL
FUCKING
FINALLY
>>175404861
>best carry
Notail. I say this as one of the main people that spammed >n0lans before he won Frankfurt.
>>175406006
Adriano? I don't understand why the panel keeps talking about hFn when he's been playing better dota. His lina is one of the best this major.
>>175406006
Whoa dude you mean to tell me sometimes people just lose mid? Like whoa
>>175405954
Hes one of the top dota2 players to ever play the game. Insane.
>>175405704
The real mistake was letting Sumail win mid with no contest + grouping as 5 inside the pit.
>>175405947
But didn't jugger or maybe lina attack rosh? I mean I saw clock under the smoke buff even when he came outside for a peep but I don't know about the other 4.
not gonna lie i was a little scared EG were going to lose that game
>>175404861
shadow
>>175406041
TI4?
>>175405357
Thanks frog poster
>>175405954
Sumail > Arteezy > Universe
looks like a growing giraffe with those necks lol
>EU loses
>SA loses
>/d2g/ dies
Hmmmmmm...
icefrog here, hope you're enjoying the games
>>175405854
No it's not coming shut up!
I wanna **** Queen of Pain.
>>175405789
>https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
fucking finally, so glad synd isnt actually in the tourney so he can go back to casting where he belongs
>>175406296
ty mr frog
>>175406006
2-1 Sumail/Adriano
He won (1) mid matchup.
>>175406294
yeah what the fuck? xD
>>175406115
Have you seen nolans today?
That guy is literally only capable of playing couple illusion carries and unfuckable laners like naix
>>175405789
youve been troeled
does anyone actually think a team other than OG has a chance of winning tomorrow??
>fap to some delicious traps
>sleep for 8 hours
>wake up and begin the final day of shitposting
it's a somewhat sad feel
>>175405789
lame as a niggers babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>175406296
Anon here, they're ok but send these teams to makeup staff an hour before the games please, or two hours if they're SG.
>>175405789
>synd + tobi
MY FUCKING DICK
>>175406410
OG literally has a 100% winrate at the majors
>>175406301
Seems like a weird move to do Diablo 2 though, D3 is dead and this will kill it for sure. Imagine if they make it free like Starcraft HD
>>175406418
are you gay or something? why would u fap to traps m8 when theres hentai lol.
>>175406364
n0tail plays what he needs to to win. and not only that but unlike someone like arteezy, he actually shows up when his team needs him. how much do you want to bet that Shartour will be nowhere to be found tomorrow vs OG?
>>175405854
>blizzard getting back into RTS
BW remake is actually proof they have no faith in RTS games. They cant even save Starcraft 2 from ded game. Also didnt some executive smuck say he didnt even consider Warcraft I and 2 to be Warcraft games?
>>175406410
OG is weak actually
all they can play is illusion heroes, FL almost broke their code. Also they have poor winrate against teams like IG for example
>>175406410
you gotta get rid of Sumail and his minions first m8
I doubt any of the other series will be able to compare. These games were fucking amazing.
Official EG team Powerrankings
ELDER GOD TIER - Sumail
2. Universe
POWERGAP--------------------
MEDIOCORE-tier
3. Zai
4. Cr1t
KICK THIS SHITTER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE-tier
99. Shartour
>>175405749
oh it was kingrd clock, my b
>>175406521
2d traps of course my fämäläm
>hFn
>William Medeiros
So hes a fucking William
>>175406536
both shiteezy and nobrain are bad carries
>>175406536
Yes, OG NEEDS a naga in every game because that's practically the only thing nolans knows how to play.
>be me, dota playing BR
>just a way to make enough money to pay cartel not to kill me and my family indiscriminately
>captain says we can go to tournament
>says can make enough money to start our own cartel
>play qualifiers, is like pubs for us
>taunt 24/7, teams gg out after first blood
>go to kiev
>group stage lose every game
>we could not find our daily supply of crack
>captain says he found us crack
>finally win 2 games
>go impregnate 5 white women that night
>next day
>whole team have to fight deep seeded instinct to throw
>years of throwing whenever we see NAdota players in our pubs catching up to us
>before game 3, captain says he has no more crack
>lose because ran out of crack
>go home
>forgot to pay cartel
>family dead
>captain says we can throw game and make enough money so never run out of crack again at tournaments
>throw game
>valve find out
>ban for life
yeah these guys arent going to TI because subhumans have shown their uncontrollable urge to fix games for quick cash time and time again.
>>175406587
Artour is only in EG for branding purposes, the kids love him. Peter let him back in knowing full well he was an anchor.
>>175406721
yeah im not reading all that, 7 decides what i read
>>175405401
thats what happens when a shit studio who got popular by pandering to lebbit decides to monopolize the scene
>>175406807
http://finwake.com/
>>175406587
Good List.
>>175406802
>$60 for this trash
LOL
>>175406814
JoinDota monopolized the scene before BTS did though
>>175406587
put crit below zai and you got a 100% accurate list
>>175405789
fuck yes
>>175406802
>hellokittyricki
what
>>175406570
>OG is weak actually
yeah yeah, same thing every time
"OG looking weak, not very convincing win"
and then they unconvincing win their way all the way to the tournament victory. niggas dont know shit about hiding your power level.
>>175406974
Unfortunately for us they weren't god's chosen and blew it
>no br gf to console after defeat
>>175405549
>a mere 1m for top spot
jesus christ this game is dead
go rest you retards
>>175406802
>buy customised jersey
>customise it to say arteezy
>enter liquidpedia
>transfer box not showing secret disband
what the hell, I thought that losing to a SA team was an automatic disband like with Newbee last year.
>>175406807
reddit.com/r/dota2
>>175406587
seriously Sh1t and Zai are so fucking underwhelming
>but muh best 4 in the world swede eheheh
literally badBoboka , badJerax, badLil this kid is super overrated
the TI winners on this team are TI winners for a reason
>>175407147
>customize it to say sharteezy
>>175406974
>monopolized
Yeah, they have a lot of competition those days
>>175407152
they are healing from puppey's "training"
>>175406587
zai is carrying hard from the support position you fuck
>5 man weave
>butt-clenching clutch graves
>victory securing force staffs
it's sumail > zai > universe >= rtz > crit
Tbh that match was finals worthy. Exciting as fuck and literally anyone could win at any point.
>>175406721
Jesus you sound mad as fuck somehow
Like i know its a comedic scenario n shit but goddamn your deep seated hatred for peru just emanates from the text
Replace sh1t with ixmike88 and replace shartour with Mason desu.
I'm genuinely mad that SG threw my 50$ away in the last minutes.
They fucking had that game but no, let's overstay our welcome after a teamwipe and all die in the next team fight.
Just fuck off. Can't believe I stayed up to watch this shit at 2 AM
>>175407253
>>175406802
>tfw someone actually gets a Shartour jersey
>>175406974
JD never tried to monopolize, they were just the only ones that existed back then
BTS brought heavy exclusivity deals and a bunch of underpaid third world casters, using their brand rather than good content as a selling point.
>good goyims, look here, we have the third most viewed channel on all of twitch.tv, don't you want your tournament to be featured exclusively on our channel? we will bring in premium casters like zyori and xyclopz
>>175407383
masterful play from EG
baiting the dumb brasils into playing cocky by feigning stupidity
OG vs EG should be close but OG typically win when they match up. EG will lose atleast 1 game to Alch/Naga
VP vs IG might be closer, IG didn't look good at the start but they seem to pick it up in the playoffs. VP is Chink slayer, IGV and VGJ now.
>>175407302
>putting zai above Universe
>even putting shitez next to Universe by comparison
Did you not even watch Universe in the qualifiers? His solo kills with Omni and Faceless Void?
Get the fuck out of here.
>>175407328
>greentext is about brazil
>somehow it's about hatred of peru
????
???
??
?
?
>>175407383
that's what you get for doubting
>>175404535
Jesus christ im rock hard, this is some good shit
non-human non-whites
here on the dota 2 gulag
>>175407302
>zaiiareah better than U-God
LMFAO
>>175407253
>>175407375
alright that's it i'm getting an EG jersey
>>175405789
>https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/858457907192582145
the one thing that reddit got right
I dont wanted to blogpost during games, but I think we can post liquipedias "this day in dota" and talk about it and recover some memories...
So today:
>2015: Patch 6.84 was released
This was the cancerous leshrac patch with octa meme
>>175407532
same thing
>>175407003
Ricki Ortiz, trans street figher player for EG
>>175407094
Thats not BR, thats a decendant of african slaves
>>175407491
Yeah no, they were complete shit as well.
>>175407552
Doubting who? I don't trust shitters like EG ever.
Thank fuck OG didn't throw away the easiest tournament win of their life
>>175404751
classic EG desu
somewhat hard group stage because they suck day 1, joke opponents until semis, 3rd-4th finish
>>175407602
Octarine/cooldown reduction was a fucking stupid implementation
He's too pure for this world.
see you in 7 hours dotards
sweet dreams
>>175406393
>troeling for victims
>>175407675
are you serious
the trash they faced in the group stage barring IG were way easier than thunderbirds and hues
two fucking SEA teams in a row + shitbee
>>175404752
>tfw when the game ended this came up to my mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h77qZzKS0Ec
last vote
https://www.strawpoll.me/12825356
>>175407761
It's hard to carry Artour
>>175407521
>>175407589
>t. xXCARRYORF33D69Xx
I'm not gonna deny U. played amazingly last game, finding perfect engages at all the right times, but the dazzle played a huge role in that game as well and zai really showed up on that hero.
U = Z then
>>175407761
Universe needs lighter weights
>Four time major winner Johan "n0tail" Sundstein
Will we get a fuckin sticky tomorrow? Or we will have to make new thread every 45 minutes like last major...
>>175408268
>implying IG vs OG will be an exciting enough game to warrant a sticky
s'ing my d h
>>175407859
still cant believe they lost to dogshit SEAmonkey TNC
just classic day 1 EG
>>175408143
>Sundstein
HOL UP A SEC IS NOTAIL A FUCKING JEW?
>>175405005
Seems like SG WERE actually preparing to smoke from Roshan. (Smoke animation popped)
https://clips DOT twitch DOT tv/UnusualSmoggyBatteryHeyGuys
>Pick a hero that isn't Axe
Fights are like pulling teeth, carries dont know what to do and die in fights, stats: 4-8-12 maybe a 50+ min win if enemy fucks up
>Pick Axe
They can't do shit if they have spells you have Lotus Orb and BKB, Pudge immiately regrets hooking you, carries are rightclicking enemies with 40% hp, fucking CULLED.com, 35 min win, stats 18-3-10
>>175408405
>IG beating VP
Come on now. If Lil doesn't pick Visage its going to be 2-1 VP for sure.
>>175408576
It's a Faroese last name.
>>175403243
don't worry, it'll all be worth it when they win TI.
>>175408831
As much as I love Russki dota, I'm a man of facts. And facts tell us that VP will choke in game 1, and never get it back in game 2.
>>175408656
Sumail blinked into the pit before his smoke even broke
>>175408656
Radiant have a ward on the cliff.
Best part of this tournament has been the utter failure of Puppey's esports brand.
Meanwhile the guys he kicked made a much more successful brand with the original Secret manager.
>>175408656
>blindly blink inside, haunt and daz ult at the same time
so basically gaben called the play
>>175409467
it's cool that you're a fan of n0tail and fly and rtz and zai and universe but shadenfreude is ugly and you shouldn't be happy that someone isn't doing well
what happened to make troll viable?
>>175409691
lmao
there is literally nothing wrong with taking pleasure in the failure of scumbags and their shady ass company
>>175409856
Other people got nerfed mostly. His talents aren't mindblowing and 7.02 talent changes are nothing. Its a situational pick that works mid and safelane
>>175406193
>>175405947
Now that I've watched >>175408656 I get it, EG was the team behind the smoke not SG. Damn I wish I didn't went to the kitchen when this happened. I think I'm going to watch the whole game again.
>>175409856
empower
>>175409856
people had to pick it in the elimination mode tournament and it kept winning
nobody knows why
>>175409912
>shady ass company
Yeah, because other dota "companies" are not shady ass.
Just woke up guys, missed the quarterfinals. How did the game between Secret and EG go? Did /ourguys/ team Secret pull through?
>tfw paki and therefore the same race as the best dota 2 player on the planet
He needs to stop playing for American brands though. Maybe is trump kicks him out, he can come back to pakistan and found a paki only team.
>>175409912
Puppey did nothing wrong
should i come back now or wait couple months more?Things I used to hate more were 1.parties in solo 2. 2-3 smurf shitters in my backet 3. account buyers.my mmr is 4.3
>>175409691
>>175410073
>>175410114
lmao mr president stfu
>>175410073
name one
>>175405915
>>175405926
>>175406046
>>175406105
>>175406353
>>175406487
>>175407002
>>175407598
Why does /d2g/ like tobi now?
>>175410192
Really? Jesus, how new are you?
https://youtu.be/5uUuGG-hMRg?t=51s
sh1t should take some lessons
>>175410289
name one
is there any image more gulagian than the laughing bulldog pic
>>175410223
Tobi was, and will be, always the best. Only faggots will pretend that capitalist or odpixel are better.
>>175410114
who was that porn star? i want to fap to Mr. President's chosen
>>175410361
admiralLULno
>>175410351
Do you even read what happened to Wings? or Sylar last year? or all the shit about Arrow's manager a couple of years ago?
Jesus man... thank god you are dying from cancer.
>>175410223
Since forever you dumb fuck?
>>175409992
SG was popping the smoke as the fight begin too.
>>175410293
I actually just rewatched this earlier. Probably one of the best single games of all time.
>>175410192
team liquid is literally just a cover up for an underground gay sex ring
I'm just happy this fat shit isn't getting a lot of money
>>175410351
speed gaming
>>175410590
Ah, you mean companies that are not represented at the major in any way shape or form, for whom the players themselves are not responsible?
Yeah you know what I am not particularly concerned about those.
>>175410590
What happened to them?
>>175410803
Wings owner went bust trying to manage a League team, also tried to get 40% of the team's TI winnings, and dropped their team not long ago because the owner fucked up trying to get into League
>>175410752
god i hate this fucking cunt, why is he so fat and unlikeable?
I just saved up enough points at VP to get an item worth 0.01 dollarinos. I bet it on OG because betting on VP or IG looked risky.
>>175410757
At least try to pretend your ignorance a little better.
Anyway, at least your genetic line is gonna die with you.
>>175410908
Forced himself into the scene by pretending to be cool and likeable.
>>175410752
how can people get so disgustingly fat, it's beyond my comprehension. i don't work out at all (occassionally go running during summer and do some push ups every now and then but that's it), eat garbage all the time and do nothing but play video games and watch anime and yet I'm nowhere close to looking this bad.
>>175410752
>>175410908
>>175410998
>>175411049
I feel bad for him. Isn't there a video of someone asking him where their payments are and if he gets paid by secret and he just kind of goes quiet and just looks dejected.
>>175411049
You probably just don't consume as many calories as you think
>>175411203
link
>>175410941
defending puppey and his failed project is not going to make him any less of a dirtbag or any his "esports dynasty" any less of a failure
>>175411049
its in your head. he thinks that he is not that fat. I can tell by myself cuz recently I am fat (around 88kg) maybe its not that much by I was really skinny and my friends started to notice it, family aswell, everyone just call me out that Im a fat fuck in a good way, I was ignoring it for couple of years now... But recently I stopped investing money into like chips, coca cola and some bullshit. I would literally come home from school, buy 3 bags of chips, 2 liter big cola and eat it/drink it while sitting on a chair and watch some dota.
Im pretty sure he eats much more and there is nobody co call him out on this, like: matt, maybe you want to lose weight you fat fuck??? Friends or family should do this, but if you have no friends.....
>>175411279
>>175411049
I agree, I eat a lot (and a lot of trash food as well) and never work out and am generally not an active person and am only a bit overwheight with a 27-28 bmi. I can't imagine the amount these people must eat to become so fucking fat, it's ridiculous, do they eat 4 bigmacs for breakfast?
>>175411203
I feel for PLD. That interview with Sheever was painful since they lost the series right after. Him saying maybe he should have gotten out, god damn
>>175411049
I eat 3 slices of pizza and feel like I'm gonna puke. I don't know how those fatties do it.
>>175411049
it's the little things that oftentimes get them there
eating in between breakfast and lunch, eating before going to bed, eating more between lunch and dinner, etc
at that point it's just old habits dying hard
>>175411341
>ask for one name
>got three
>"those are not good because... because!"
>got fucked again (as always)
>tries to change the subject
Stay mad, little boy.
>>175411720
Are you thin?
Sounds delicious :'D
>>175411590
the entire dota community gives he shit every day
he smokes and eats because this is the life he has chosen, he doesn't think there's a way back and he's probably right
>>175411904
It's just eating in general. Doesn't matter when you eat but if you put more calories into your mouth than you burn in a day you're going to gain mass.
>>175411590
I agree, I think people simply don't realize how fat they are. I became fat as well (86 kg at 175cm height) and while some people call me out for becoming fat, I don't think that I'm really fat at all, yea not skinny anymore but not fat, maybe really fat people think the same way?
>>175411720
nigga, pizza is life. are you saying you can't stomach more than 3 slices or do you not like the taste of pizza?
>>175411279
Without going into too much detail, can you explain the function of coffee in regard to this? I drink a lot of joe.
>>175411590
woah slow down dude.
>>175411638
sad part is i know people like cyborgmatt and they have 10 times the self-esteem that i have and I can't figure out how they do it. I'm not really fat anymore, but I still get anxious in public about it
Can somebody post the puck dreamcoil webm
>>175412992
it's literally in this thread man >>175408656
DESU is VP vs IG the real final? Because VP and IG 99% would likely manhandle OG and EG. Great single elim btw
>it's another scripted roshan throw for LEDDIT GENIUSES episode
why we still watch this lmao
mason save us please
I hope we have the same writer for the last day, that was great fun.
There's 1 China, 1 NA, 1 EU, 1 CIS in the final 4. Is this the most balanced patch?
why do people get so mad when EG wins pls explain
>>175413761
it's the most popular team
normies love EG and...the scripted throws man
>>175413761
Because Secret lost against the team EG won against.
>>175413308
It is, if VP wins against IG (what they will most likely do) then VP will win the major, if IG somehow beats VP then the winner of OG vs EG will win the major.
VP are fucking beasts, MidOne is currently the best mid player in the world. I hope they don't fuck it up befor TI like VP always does.
>>175413584
SEA?
>>175413761
>NA
>Popular team
>3rd at TI twice and won the other time since reforming post-Jeyo/Demon stack
>RTZ/Sumail's attitude
>>175413761
They're cocky and unlikable.
Why does earthshaker have the best voice?
Also, where is earthshaker this patch? It seems like there is nowhere good for him to lane. Where do you take him?
>>175414231
There is nothing wrong with rtz's or sumail's attitude.
>>175413761
People hate the best.
>>175413761
Obnoxious underage fanbase
>>175414231
has rtz ever actually been particularly cocky or arrogant? i always thought he'd just rage in pubs and that's it
>>175413950
Pretty sure vp has never won a series against eg.
>>175414457
On stream only, people always said he is really nice.
>>175414331
Nice bait. Those guys are assholes.
>>175414457
He's a fucking drug addict, so is EE, either RTZ or EE has posted a pic together on their twitter where you can see a syringe.
>>175414417
But this is true for every relevant team.
>>175414664
source?
>>175414664
>>175414537
t. Kyle
>>175414331
There was something wrong with fears attitude when he won TI. Dude did not look happy at all
>It's a Fly outdratfs Sh1t- episode
We had this same episode last major, these script writers are pretty lazy desu
>>175415353
Ah what a cunt, how dare he.
>>175413761
assblasted yurocucks and thirdies
>>175415353
Maybe some people are more restrained when being watched by a million people
>>175412763
Black coffee has 0 calories and caffeine is an appetite suppressant
>>175415353
The eg contracts are really bad for prize winnings, but you don't have much choice when being salaried.
>>175416095
>The eg contracts are really bad for prize winnings
nice meme
3 EU + 1 CH teams in semis
is NA even really a region anymore?
>>175416325
Don't you get bored of making the same shit bait over and over every day?
>>175416024
so that's why I've been gradually losing weight since I was 18 (when I started drinking coffee regularly). smart anon!
>>175416325
but eg is na team?
>forming a political union just so Germany can dominate you and enforce the mass importation of muzzies
what did the EU (Europeon Union) mean by this
>>175413584
SA?
Which country has the most players at majors and TIs relative to population
>sports team has players from another region so it's not really your sports team
>>175415012
>>175415005
THIS WAS THE PHOTO I WAS TALKING ABOUT >>175417251
apparently it was Kuro not EE though
>it's a "d2g doesn't know how sports work" episode
>turns out real madrid isn't a spanish team
>>175417375
it's a fucking vape you moron
>>175417375
I think you overestimate the size of syringes
What are the odds of Sumail leaving EG because he knows Artour and sh1t will cost him another TI? Where would he go? NP? DC?
>>175417375
I think that's a vape m8
>>175417538
mason to EG, artour to stay on but only as a streamer and poster boy
>>175417538
none, they have far too much success to go elsewhere for the time being, 4th at TI is acceptable
>>175417538
i don't think any of the dota players problematic aside from arteezy.
he got popular because of his naga but for a tier 1 team he is really mediocre.
but i guess its alright since arteezy draws the most viewers. people wanna see arteezy and not some third world monkey on the carry position
>team always makes fuck ton of money at TI with a top 3 finish
>B-b-but they'll fall apart during a honeypot lan even though they've been with this solid game plan for literally over 3 years
>>175417670
This but unironically. Farteezy can be the alternate.
>>175416603
EG is middle east
>>175411992
you didn't name a single one that actually exists
Will Puppey join Navi?
>>175417251
estonia. puppan. 1mil pop
>>175417375
>eurodumbs
>>175417871
Pretty sure he hates Na'Vi management for expecting him to get results.
>>175417871
i don't think so.
he want full control over the roster, he was stuck for years with xboct
>he comes to a dead general to post /int/ bait on cooldown for zero (You)s
Admiral Bulldog is joining Na'Vi for TI7.
>>175417251
Probably sweden if you're taking overall.
Is Alliance still a team?
>>175418118
They seemed legit during eu qualifiers except that secret shat on them.
>>175418016
I'll give you one.
Teams from SA qualifiers are better than teams from NA qualifier.
For several years the ilk of PPD have been keeping SA down with ping advantage.
Down with the EG dictatorship.
>>175418061
He's going to wait until Furion, Brood and Syllabear are all in the meta, otherwise he can be banned out of all his viable heroes in round 1.
>>175417480
All football (soccer if you're retard) have a limit of outsiders.
But there's the double citizenship thing that helps some players bypass this but it's not that common.
TI7 WINNING TEAM
1.Matumba
2.SingSing
3.Trixi
4.Yapzor
5.pieliedie
I still can't recover from that secret loss, literally made the major shit and finals are already shit even before it began.
>he's a third worlder
>>175418360
Based ppd pissing all over SA goons
>>175418360
What's the rundown on this chat log? I see it everywhere
>>175418545
ppd being a cunt
>>175418545
SA players wanted to wait for their pings to get better because they had to play on NA servers because it was an NA qualifier
ppd got salty
>>175418545
PainNRC is SG-esports
The team that made it to kiev major and beat Secret (#1 seed) at single elimination
>>175418707
>>175418797
Get fucked SA thirdie cocksuckers
lmao they added a silence to mom? fucking what
>>175417701
>arteezy
>mediocre
whoa this is some high quality bait my dude, gonna need a bit more for a big catch though. Got anything else?
>>175419146
it's core on WK
>>175419148
Did you watch today's games?
Would you, d2g?
>>175418495
Why the fuck does majority of the drama come from NA in EVERY esport?
>>175417538
Sumail is like dendi to navi. He joined when he was young and he doesn't want to join another team because hes awkward as fuck/can barely speak english, and he has some kind of dumb 'loyalty' because hes young and doesn't understand business yet.
>>175419395
they suck at video games, unless they import some browns
>>175419395
we have personalities unlike chinks gooks and yuros
>>175419586
Sumail is very fluent in English what are you on about
>>175419395
Why do spoiled brats from a culture fuelled on outrage cause shit all the time
gee I wonder
>>175419395
Because NA treat esports like wrassling. Heel turns and drama and stuff. Other regions treat it professionally to their own detriment.
TI2 mouz and TI4 C9 were /ourguys/
>>175419586
incorrect. NaVi keeps dendi for the brand.
>>175419826
Yuropeans flip cars when someone fucks over their jobs while americans blame dem poor people
*breathes in*
CHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNKKK
How do I become more like antimage IRL?
>>175420219
Now do that when your parents are hearing
>>175417484
>>175417491
>>175417558
>>175417951
Wow arteezy shills are really on full force today, how much do you get paid?
>>175420439
run like naruto
>>175420468
As much as RTZ has Major/TI wins
>>175417484
>>175417558
arteezy injects vapes? and lets people take pictures of it? to think he has so many young fans too
>>175420491
His haste rune run is pretty fucking anime.
Who has the best haste rune animation? I think nightstalker's is pretty cool.
>>175420892
dunno but AA has the worst
>>175420892
AA. It's pretty funny
>>175420468
>anyone who calls me out on being a dumbass is a shill
>>175420892
>the best haste rune animation?
https://youtu.be/Oz8O0iOSbA4?t=128
this one
I just realized Team Faceless will be invited to TI.
>>175421423
>not 1:48
>>175421248
>ever admitting you were wrong on the chins
>>175421942
what the fuck isn't he like 16
>>175422216
pakis smoke from the age of five m8
what if TI7 there's no venue and everyone played from their homes
Post that S4 pic
You know the one
>>175423198
you see this bamf right here
nigga is at death's door and he's still giving his all to the game
that's passion
that's commitment
that's arteezy
>team lose=scripted
since when d2g become lolg?
>>175423432
how is LoL esbords??? any good?
Alright, which one of you dipshits just ruined my last match? The greentext arrows and memeing about thirdies gave it away.
>>175411049
Being underweight and weak is just as disgusting in my eyes, may as well become a power bottom at that point.
>>175402983
Can anyone recommend me a game thats like the old Warcraft 3 mod - Defence of the Ancients, or similar to Valve Software's Dota 2 Beta / Dota 2 6.88.
Basically a game that plays and feels like a dota game?
>>175423681
it was me
>>175423681
>Shadman group
>200 hours instardew valley
>anime profile picture
>New York, United States
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP DOTARDS
>EG wins from another mistake by enemy in roshpit
totally not scripted
>>175423620
LoL Ti is scripted for sure
>>175423681
that's me
>>175403827
Man I sure hope so, this OG joke has gone too far.
>>175423962
they have a TI?
>>175423681
i'm spartacus
>>175423337
>American Inbred Redneck Hill billy
>Nochin
>NORDIC GOD
How the fuck do you raise children that look THIS DIFFERENT from another?
>>175423681
disregard >>175423887, >>175423967, that's actually me
>>175423406
Missed the interview, can someone give me a quick rundown?
>>175403975
On one hand I wanted SG to win.
On the other that would've meant OG get a free pass to the finals because I don't think the brazilians can deal with OG's cancerous holomeme push.
At least now there is a chance that piece of shit team OG will get anally fucked by our boys zai and sumaiL.
>>175423887
>I can't remember eating a fucking legend!
made me laugh desu
>>175424129
no I'm spartacus
>>175424087
yes,they got.
>Dota hasn't been in top 10 of twitch for a year now
dead
game
>>175424282
I like seeing rtz get BTFO, but OG are just so fucking boring to watch with their risk free illusion spam memes.
>>175424971
OG draft is more cancer than EG
>>175423681
LOL
Does anyone remember the brief time when Alliance (was good haha) frequently ran NP aghs + s4 on either DP or Lesh?
There was one specific game where they did it with Lesh against some chink team that ran 4 protect 1 with slark. It was last year I think. In another game in the series they did the same thing but with DP.
4 hours left boys
who ready to see China in flames?
>>175425245
go to bed fly/seb you've got a game tomorrow
>>175424141
i look nothing like my sister, you couldn't tell unless i told you shes my sister
also some americans are nords
Since I haven't kept up with the game for a while, what teams are the following now in:
Puppey
RTZ
Universe
Bigdaddy Notail.Has Barnyyy streamed since 2015 ended?
>>175424282
>>175425847
>Puppey
Secret
>RTZ
EG
>Universe
EG
>Bigdaddy Notail.
OG
yes, on the channel videogame_broadcaster infrequently
>>175425245
Icefrog hates bulldog. His heroes always get nerfed.
>>175424141
Look at how much flab on S4's face contributes to him looking like an ugly version of brother on the right. He's not what I think of when you say fat person, but this is actually a really good demonstration of the difference that health and exercise can make. S4 CAN get as good-looking as his brother, they have the same bone structure and positions of eyes, nose and cheeks, and the drastic difference in jawline definition is due in large part to flab.
>>175425997
Cheers mate.
>>175424282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M
>tfw you will never play dota all-stars in its hay day
>tfw you never sleep heroes for 60 seconds with Io
So who's scripted to win this major?
>>175426775
Thunderbirds gonna reappear in the grand finals as a teaser for new 5v5v5 map in dota
>>175426889
I would unironically love playing this
>>175426889
Actually they're going to introduce the new 5v5v5v5v5v5 Dota map as they bring back SG to represent SA and faceless to represent SEA
just wanted to say that i love you guys, you're probably the closest thing to friends i have so thanks /d2g/
>>175424141
>swedes having lots of different looking children
>notorious for a certain sexual fetish
:thinking:
>>175427072
me too man, I just wish some of the weebs around here would spitroast me and turn me into their mindbroken slave, no homo
IM glad that brazil monkeys btfo eu, but at the same time reddit has already become insufferable sucking their dicks. Im afraid we are gonna get some stupid shit like sg direct invite + sa qualifier spot for TI
>>175427072
>my friends all went off to university, aren't coming back for the summer
>only people I socialize with are my mother, my coworkers, and the people I buy weed from and smoke with
>being useful in a game of dota is the closest I've ever come to being competent at anything
>>175427072
fag
>>175422216
>>175421942
it's a hooka
just about every 13-17 year old boy in the US smokes them
it's not really surprising or shocking.
>every game from day 3 is on DotaMajor twitch except any EG vs SG
What the literal fuck? Battle for America is the only series I cared about today and I can't watch it? DidEG throw like Secret and have the games removed?
Does anyone feel like there haven't been any huge comebacks since 7.00? Maybe I haven't watched enough games.
>>175427367
It's a vape, hookah is something else.
>>175427490
the series went2-1 EG
SG actually played pretty well. I swear they just mindgamesed EG into playing worse than usual. As though the presence of south americans disabled higher thinking skills
>>175427367
I have to assume this is a troll. No one could be so out of touch that they would call a vape a hookah.
>>175427559
There have been comebacks but it's mainly due to line ups.
One that comes to mind is Liquid Faceless DAC knockout game where Faceless came back against a Naga. Maybe the third SG Secret game counts but Secret's line up lacked a proper carry so late game was always in SG's favour.
>>175427325
>he doesn't get his feelings of usefulness by completing basic photoshop requests on /wsr/
suck to be you;_;
>>175427881
mah nigga
you should diversify into webm requests, those are easy too
>>175427881
can you photoshop me an irl gf
>>175424971
why though? I don't get how can someone dislike the boy.
>>175427945
yeah I did a few EE ones for the gulag, don't know if anyone saved them though
>>175427880
I fucking miss Alliance getting mega-creeped and then winning the game. Now I feel like 10 minutes before every game ends, I already know what team will win. Perhaps I'm just too gud for my own gud.
>>175427559
Come backs don't really exist anymore.
The current high ground format encourages teams to play extremely passively once they've secured the map, which is why games tend to drag on so long once they've clearly finished. Taking high ground without a massive gold and level advantage is just too much of a risk.
>>175427707I expected that.
I agree, and I really hope to see SG keep it up. They're definitely a talented group, and I love their passion.
>>175428165
probably.
>>175425847
hmmm if only there was a way to fetch this information by yourself, like some kind of web search engine...
IF ONLY ANON
IF ONLY
i should have slept in the time before the next day of matches started
now i basically have to stay up until the grand finals are over
Do u guys think SA deserve a spot now?
>>175428547
NO
WE CANNOT ALLOW ANY TEAMS THAT SCRIM WITH EG TO PLAY IN TOURNAMENTS! BECAUSE EG NEEDS TO WIN AS MANY GAMES AS POSSIBLE
>>175428547
Not a separate one reserved just for them, but I do think these guys could earn it next time against actual competition with nice odds of making it. They pulled out a really good showing.
Landing sunstrike is harder than I thought it would be. It's not estimating their pace that's the issue, it's guessing if they're going to turn.
>>175428313
>even the cookie looks undercooked and still basically dough
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
>>175428165
I have a bunch of EE fails webms
>>175428547
Yeah. Not a specific direct invite but a special SA qualifier (not a full America). It's the only fair thing, but they need to address the server issues, Peruvians playing on a São Paulo server is not fair.
is there a better hero to pubstomp with than ember spirit? so fun, so easy
>>175424282
Demon beating OG was by far the best thing to happen in 2016
>>175429070
honestly, this one is on valve
melee creeps have 0/0 mana therefore manavoid should do infinite damage
>>175429924
doesnt that mean the creep's mana is technically full?
>>175429924
Make a reddit thread, I will make an account and upvote it
>>175405314
underrated post
>>175429924
wrong
0/0 is indeterminate, not infinite
retard
just read about ranked needing a phone number and 3 servers getting removed
want i want is numbers
how many players did dota lose? is ranked even remotely alive anymore?
Post that fanfic about Dendi and Puppey raping me and my girlfriend, its an old fanfic
>>175431598
give her the goofballs
>>175431598
Okay guys, I'm posting this from dreamhack while I wait for the final match. I met Puppey and Dendi yesterday after their match, back at the hotel. My girlfriend and I approached them, seeing us Na'vi is our favorite team then Puppey looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "the fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore." , I was completely shocked and didn't know if Puppey was joking or not so I stood in silence just not sure what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh puppey you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dendi, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is." Right at that moment Puppey jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dendi jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend started me at in the eyes as Puppey undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Puppey just kept pushing her head down. He looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", it was like a silent movie, I watched as Puppey then proceeded to pull out his tesitcles and forcibily push them into her anus with his hands. Dendi who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far a it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dendi's penis pushing into my back...I blacked out.
>>175431720
Why did someone write this
>>175431960
Yeah you'd crush your balls trying to insert them into an ass, what retard wrote it?
>>175427325
why didnt you go to university with them?
What do you guys actually play? I know that every smart person has left playing Dota, so what kind of game satisfies you nowadays?
>>175432161
I don't play video games
>>175432261
Sorry to hear you live in the third world, pablo
>>175432161
final fantasy xiv for erp, osu for self betterment,Diablo 3 to fulfill my autism
>>175432161
Black Desert Online (kind of just AFK process/fish while my workers make me tons of money)
Star Trek Online (doing similar stuff to BDO, but the occasional new mission they add)
That's about it. I've played 8 matches in 2017 (5W/3L)
>>175432453
>not playing tree of savior
>>175424217
rtz is in contact with the rothschilds
>>175433201
*bogdanoffs
>>175432494
Sup tiago
>tfw I won a 3v5 ranked match
>Black Desert Online
What server are you playing on? I also play BDO right now and mostly afk process stuff to make silver. I'm playing a Kuno and getting sick of how weak they are compared to other classes.
>>175425847
Is Barnyyy that autistic carry player who keeps on getting caught smoking pot by his parents?
>>175433421
>Thinking I'm the same person as Tiago
I don't even shitpost at the same time zone as him, he's in Spain or Portugal and I'm an Ameriburg so you can kiss my grits.
>tfw no gf
>>175433593
Nobody wants to play with somebody that still plays Dota in this day and age, just piss off, this is an E-sports only thread.
>>175433593
I mainly play on Calpheon 3, usually AFKing stuff on my Sorc because I'm too lazy to get my Dark Knight or Tamer to 60. I'm hoping Striker will be fun enough for me to want to level all the way though.
>tfw been messaging mtf traps on tinder that have specified they're traps because they're the only ones that have any hobbies in common with me
its your guys's fault i like traps fuck all of you
>>175433829
You should thank 4chan for showing you traps and allowing you to realize that about yourself before you're too old and creepy to fuck them for free you fucking degen scum
>>175433829
anon, you are just gay in denial
it is only nature
your welcome
>>175433829
its called being gay anon
>>175432762
>still playing that fucking piece of shit
Have they fixed the balance, framerate and artificial time inflation yet?
>>175433986
its not nature tho, i find males repulsive, i find the male body repulsive,im kinda ok with dicks, i just like that feminine body, the super slim auschwitz survivor ufcking long hair and a choker
>>175432161
I am only waiting for DD DLC and that's it. Will probably come back to dota after major and rice to 4k.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/61/Stormspirit_rival_14.mp3
What did he mean by this?
>>175434071
the only thing gayer than taking cocks up the ass is being afraid of cocks
i will make new theread plz waite
>>175434283
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/7b/Bat_rival_17.mp3
>>175434472
hmm i couldn't think oif a funny image to put so I gave up
Holy shit, Sumail is actually so good. I'm watching him and Arteezy defend racks against 4 members of SG minus the Clockwerk in game 3
>>175432161
Heroes of the Storm
All I do is watch DotA after I play maybe 10 games after a big patch comes out
>>175434771
are you just now figuring this out?
someone post the TI6 ember arrow
>>175431960
The copypasta was actually originally about the guys at RedLetterMedia.
Will be great to see OG wreck sharteasy and his team yet again
>>175432161
Thief II:The Metal Age