>>175393840
https://www.twitch
.tv/starcraft
shit thread
i know you are but what am i
Adept: they are easily massable and incredibly frustrating to play against; in order to promote macro play I propose to nerf their HP down to 50 hp/ 50 shields and their movement by 70% and increasing shade cooldown to 300 seconds so that they can actually be catched by zerglings and/or marines. The next thing are Carriers: bad unit design interaction policy with the reciprocal cube of the function f(x). y=x which give us a line that passes at the 45 degree angle of the first and third quadrant of the cartesian diagram. TL;DR: nerf HP to 100 hp 50 shields, nerf interceptor count to 2 (might need some further tweaking with only one interceptor) and make a single interceptor cost 100 minerals. This will promote micro macro play and help those who are struggling with the interaction of the unit caused by the 3rd law of dynamics.
colossus: tall, powerful, alien, mysterious. none can claim otherwise to be true.
>>175393895
real bad level of play :/
october firm in the cut
now were on ellen paige one rofl
ice is likely going to get unban
>>175393840
17 stories
>>175393840
wtf is that gay shit
new guy here
where did the old thread go so confused
I think if you guys didn't delete the threads so much you would get even more new guys and have lots of fun.
is srg getting the same treatment as us or has everyone who posted there given up......
i blame cosmo....
>>175395084
Yeah, I've also wondered about this. All the other generals are structured and the OPs contain useful information. The topic at hand is always relevant to the actual game, and the atmosphere of the thread is pretty nice. And then we have the sc2 general which is just... depressing. I don't get it. Is it a joke? Why is there no healthy discussion? It's all just about random shit that never makes sense.
>>175395882
hey are you excited for ASL later tonight?
*clicks on colossus*
/dance
*giggles*
whats jannys endgame
>>175395084
becaue u need to think out of the boxxx
>ywn lick snutes feet after hes spent the entire day playing ddr
*kickflips*
ah yes
>>175396335
I'd rather lick someone handsome
Colossus..
imagine sucking a dick
cant picture why someone would want to lower himself to that
Starcraft makes you smart, look at artosis
>>175396773
You are not old enough
more than anything in the world i want to be smart
but my mom smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol when she was pregnant
and she wasn't very smart... and my dad wasn't very smart...
you should eat weeds i hear they create neurogenesis
>>175397180
Who the fuck wants to help you?
*skins the gerbil*
heh...
*blacks your path*
well
guess i'll go jerk off since i can't help myself
fix the thread post a gook / nip/ stink right now
Is someone playing right now?
gook
seulgi
I treid googling some kpop, had to close it right away
le hegao face
>>175398020
gook
Sigh...I wonder how it feels to have sex I wonder...I bet it would be nice and warm.
hot even... sensational...
Someone suck my cock quick
would never ever suck a cock BUT if i did
it would have to be really small to start off
small and cute...feminine...
worse than the last thread
Yeah it's incredibly smooth and feminine
>>175398727
*jerks off*
gook
Gook is racist
dont just generalize about gooks like that
bored scv member pretending to be a phone shit is not a very good joke
gook
gook = nigger
fuck i need a good dicking right now any volunteers?
#notallgooks
tired of this life see you in the next one
*lays on right side*
*Imagines how pretty all the north gooks will be*
#blackgooksmatter
gook gook gook
>>175401068
x_x
big dick + big tits is best of both worlds if you disagree youre a faggot
whats that guy talking about
small tits kys
>hes a tits guy
it's hard enough to find a ladyboy with a big dick or big tits cant imagine finding one that has both
huh greener is also a nigger whod have thought
Fertilize it sprinkle
laurens going to dreamhack!!!!
small tits means he cant rub them on the back of your head while hes making your ass bleed
green`=/= nigger
small tits are happy (me + you)
lol brazil got a player called keloggs lmao
he invented cereal to calm down serial masterbaters
17 stories tall. wow
>>175402706
wgirls...
just bought prey
>>175405262
not your avg wgirl
prayer is free
actually we're all about big asses here
mm yes pawgs
Are Brazilians white?
they like iron maiden a lot
got a headache
take an ibuprofen
thats what we do
dont have any here x_x
brazilian iron maiden break:
https://youtu.be/v5EDTJmOpF8
>special
i never heard about this:
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2015/01/511_172325.html
it's too bad they ended up having a baby girl.
>>175400061
wasn't even a gook!!
fooled you!
a little baby gook girl... or as we call them... a gook...
pregnant at 44... the child is going to end up autistic
i dont think child birth works like that anymore....
lots of progress in that field!
I wonder how many illegitimate children boxer sired with Ebu-chan.
vanna white is 60 years old and i'd put a child inside her tummy
>>175409253
yeah i hear they come out of the ass now
just shit em right out
right
soudane
shibble where are my phone?
i thought that fat fuck was called major?
yellow is a color
it is in sc2 the choice color of protoss
>>175410776
major has like 50 billion ids
he used to change them every other day its really obnoxious, or rather it would be if i actually cared about sc2
major. hmm. do you mean the dota torunament? PepoThink
umm could someone get this body shaming shit lord out of here?
hate it when i know theres some scary event scheduled that involves leaving my house... it ruins all the days leading up to it even
i kno dat feel
same
anything that isnt in my usual schedule ruins up to 3 days before
oh they're taking a quick ad break?
lmfao time to switch streams and then forget all about shitcraft as i get absorbed into csgo
thats the way the cookie crumbles
yeah like haircuts or doctors
absorbed into csgo
why would you watch people play video games when you can watch anime like yawara
https://youtu.be/lSFkIl8BMPQ?t=40s
got fired for sexting the new intern at work Friday
just kinda been drinking since to be honest with you
slide me a cold one brotha
i should just break off the commitments i made for tomorrow and turn the phone off... then i won't have to worry about sleeping and getting up early... all i want is to be left alone
and how could i sleep with this person above me walking through the apartment with boots on
I don't believe a word you say.
I'm posting starcraft pictures.
yeah probably
out by 16, dead at the scene, but together forever...
I've been avoiding commitment, that's why I'm in this position.
>>175413001
shut the fuck up
Here's one more. I'm out.
https://youtu.be/g8LBnZOjHqA
damn hes pissed off
how long do umbrella cockatoos live for?
40-60 years
yeah id be pissed off too if i was a bird forced to live a flightless life in a house
>>175413197
Nah fuck ya ya CUNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0SKfZHT5aU
hmmm
>such as a sulphur-crested cockatoo that lived for 80 years in a zoo.
what the heck
not as long as that nip fish
lick that cunny oh yeah bb girl just like that mmmm you are a nasty little slut aren't you haha
didnt watch that but clannad is a really great anime
still doubting the results of those lab tests on that koi
>>175413749
haha?
redpill me on the mazda rx-8
clannad was fuckin awful are you kidding
the only bright spot of that nonsense was the starfish girl
emily...
i wanna die
red pill me on memes haha bog pill me on :) hah
Can a Chicken Raise A Duck?
hmm... well i'm sure there would be exceptions... don't think i'll have to watch that particular video
no of course a chicken cant raise a freakin duck
my fat cat just ate a bunch and now shes lying on her fat back moaning... -__o
>>175413696
owmo
can i get le quick rundow
i watched the first season of clannad and half the second season
but then some retard on a spoiled the ending for me and i just didnt bother watching the rest
>>175414108
i appreciate you
>>175413942
what thef uck haha???
>>175414108
lmao
do you think he smells like ham haha
bög pill
haha :) fucking retaed :) haha ebig for the win
>>175414317
red pil me on beer (:
:)
I miss Jany...I thought we were special...we were the chosen...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTQs5o4ARuE
>>175414452
haha shut the fuck up fuckign imbecile piecve of shit :)
maybe gookmoot put the janny on vacation
janny is clubbing tonight we're safe
im surprised i didnt get banned during the big deletion before he left for the club though....
really getting tired of your shit man :)
haha maybe i should fucking kill you :)
wow i thought the pineapple was fake until he popped the juice out of it
paid vacation...
hmmm.. might have a beer run tonight.. my hangovers havent been that bad but this would be my 6th night in a row...
hmmm shut the fuck up dude
mama mia
janny gets bottle service at da club. she can afford it because of the money gookmoot pays her
dang...
yeah i'm getting really mad
this is ridiculous
ruined my fucking week for this stupid shit
>Afreeca Starleague 8h 45m
that guys really mad he got trolled into thinking guys can give birth and taking it up the ass and only having hemorids to show for it
men can only give birth to buttpain as it turns out kekeke
actually we rape each other here
*walks in to the locker room*
even this thread is getting me mad now..
about to hit 110 on my druid
*closes door behind him and locks it*
glad we got rid of that freak
you should come play vanilla wow with me on the elysium pvp server alliance side
feeling really dissociated rn
>>175416330
thats where my rogue is and im only level 25.. i havent played in weeks...
>>175416454
i JUST dinged 28 paladin..
*starts shooting through the locker room door*
FUCK YOU!!!!
yes now i know for sure the thread is bad and its not just my attitude
goodbye for now
*runs around trying to catch at least a ricochet into my brain*
please god why
>>175416820
;mfao
if u think about it were kinda like the adam's family with how we seek our death at every possible opportunity
ava addams...
tfw no gloomy and morose agirl that wears all black to play board games with
got ignored on tinder lol........
normie alert
we like italian-american milfs with big bootys here
AWOOOOGA, AWOOOOGA
no we dont shitmies
adorable baby yebin wants to swallow goldfish and bring it back up
do you believe youre missing out
that everything good is happening somewhere else....
this is where the parties at
normies wish they had the invite to the ultimate secret fclub on the net the /scv/ chatroom
i once read in this thread that you need 25 friendbook friends to make a tinder is this true?
>>175409830
>>175409916
they could try to rework the scrotum into a womb by pushing it inside the body and turning it inside out to form a shallow vaginal cavity. then they can split the penis in 2 pieces lengthwise to form into 2 pussy lips. then to get lucky waiting for a donor or find a relative who will donate one of their fallopian tubes to you ( you only need 1) . then you get the surgery to implant one end of the fallopian tubes to your testes and the other end inside your womb
>>175419248
no it isnt u need 50
slay the gays
what the frick how is that even possible
i'll just keep praying to god and waiting for the rapture
>>175418815
i wish i could do this guys hot dog inhaling and bringing them up trick but the hot dog is such a perfectly designed object to choke on im afraid to try
https://youtu.be/23B017ZVIx4
After I made that post in QA I thought this general would disappear
Guess I'll have to make it daily
no new ip
is crusaderposting the new meta?
>>175419248
dont even bother with tinder unless youre really persistent
90% of people don't reply to your posts, they just use it as an ego boost
stinkers are pretty nice to talk to but the wgirls are p stuck up
>>175419697
even that guy gets to have a gf...
>>175419834
hey are you excited for the ASL matches later tonight?
kill me
almost just started reading ab ook but thankfully i noticed the author had a womans name and was able to google and confirm it was written by a woman
deleted it off my ipad...
close call... close call...
>>175419921
it was a new ip actually..
having 50 friends
using tinder
swiping right on wgirls
being this much of a normie in 2017
first of all
why would i ever want to talk to girls? everything they say is so fucking stupid it makes me want to scream and punch their faces
the things they care and think about are so fucking retarded it makes me sick
*swipes left* ummmm no thank you
*swipes left again*
because they have luscious hair and they smell nice
>>175419834
screw off
fuckin idiot
left is the treasure side in all video games
amazing white boy dab
KPOP BREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI
yes yes yes funny funny
tee-hee
*laughs hysterically*
*posts a nip*
>>175420248
>>175421184
>217 posts
>31 IPs
i will make sure your shit general goes down you can be sure of it so enjoy your last shit posting moments
sure hope these gluten free crackers are good with canned tuna
>>175422378
>no caps
nice try bored scv boy....
>217 gooks
>34 nips
i will make sure your shit gook goes gook you can be gook of it so gook your last gook posting gooks
gook my asspussy daddy
*gooks it*
wish there was an agirl i could talk
should i buy nintendo switch
my dad just asked me why im using 4 sheets..... its because none of them fit so i have to use a bunch at once
perhaps you'd like to downgrade from 'a' to 'sea'?
because on interpals all you have to do is be white and look at a thai or flip girl's profile and they will talk to you
scbw...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jlhMhA5ll0
im goin back to my old ways!!!!!
lowest ill go is a viet
>>175424069
im waiting for the switch xl or whatever the newer version will be called
i looked at a bunch of viet's yesterday and not one message, just like koreans and japanese they will not freakin talk to me unless i make the first move and even then the conversation is lifeless you can tell they dont give a crap about me
almost all thai's are super talkative and nice but freakin dumb hoo boy are they stupid
>>175424069
i get mine on monday.....i'll skype you my thoughts after i play it :)
they honestly look borderline retarded in those streetmeat videos
looks like the smart ones are too smart to care about wboys......
hoo buddy
thats a nutty buddy
hmmm... to go on a beer run or not.. i have two full icehouse edges left and a few shots left too...
you better do it and post the score
>tfw survived the night
ABOUT :
Hi! I'm Ipad. I'm from Thailand. I'm 24 years old. I'm a teacher. I would like to practice English skill
her names ipad lol
sc2
wonder what normal thai girls think about streetmeat stuff and how their capital city is one big whorehouse for fat australian/scandinavian men
shit ive actually got one beer... this is how much vodka i have though... how much does this look like.. or should i just pour it into a cup and weigh it...
thats not a lot
that is not NEARLY enough vodka
i wish i could go back to 2010 and kill myself
love
2010 is the year i blew $20k inheritance money
im retarded
seagfs are retarded
like is ever drawn towards like...
2010 is the year everything went wrong...
ok im going to pour it into this cup and you guys can guess how many ounces of vodka is in the bottle
why do u have that scale is it for illegal drugs
2010 really was the worst
peaked in 08-09, 10 was the beginning of the downfall
>>175426271
its for measuring alcohol. il usually measure open beers after a night of drinking so i can gauge how bad my hangover will be.. or its good for measuring vodka shots too
looking back on it i would have died happily in 2010
can't remember anything from 2010
or 2009
or 2008
or...
maybe 2017 is the beginning of the upswing and we just dont know it...
2018-2020 peak years
wow it was only 3oz of vodka in there.. .thought it would be way more
cause i'm as free as a gook now
and this gook you cannot change
i subscribe to the 2018 golden year hypothosis everything seems to point in that direction
stars are aligning
i really dont want to go to the store with $2.70 in change again... guess il just use my debit card...
im profoundly retarded
she's a stinker
a thinker
a green tea drinker
cowfeeuh
feel like my large size and muscle mass is wasted if i dont have an agirl to hold and protect
wonder what God's plan for me is...
shes a nip
shes very hip
*taaakes a siiip*
>>175427291
i was the one who made the original "stinker chinker midnight drinker" post. dont copy me
3oz is 2 shots
*patiently waits for the gook version*
i wonder what that whore from the scriptures is doing right now
>>175427708
yea.. back in the day id usually have around 13.. now recently its been 8-10 shots total
>>175427678
youre not in charge here and you didnt invent rhyming
11:40.. guess il start getting ready.. shirt in the right pocket.. wallet in the left...
is dad asleep...
What am I working on
hopefully something that involves you leaving this website permanently
maybe its a suicide note
alright back from my beer run... theres apparently a minimum purchase amount of $4 for debit cards or you get a 40 cent fee.. ended up finding a $10 in my wallet instead of a $20 and gave it to him... so i got my 3 beers and 3oz of vodka for tonihg
>>175427708
licensed bartender here, the things you're saying just aren't true
a shot is 1 oz. 3 oz = 3 shots
a jigger is 1.5oz. 2 jiggers =3oz.
kokomo break you should use to think about your future as a bartender:
https://youtu.be/fJWmbLS2_ec
also my mom was randomly out shopping and came home right before i did so my beers are actually hidden under her car until i can go get them...
maybe hes doing pint shots
>>175429051
1 little mini bottle is 50ml, which is a little over 1.5oz. that's what most drunks go by as a shot. dont need a license for that
ordered a lil ugly mane jacket....
>>175429301
licensed bartender here, this was a horrible purchase
>>175429273
read the state laws not the nips
licensed bartender here;
licensed bartender here, that's actually a stinker, not a nip
thats a good bush
help i need a licensed bartender
gg!!!
glad im not the only watching sc2. i am watching it ironically though, that caster tries to put on such a gruff rough and tuff voice when he declares the winner and also when he's introducting the players at the start of each map.
>>175429719
whats wrong with her face? she looks like quasimodo lmao
there's nothing more blessed than a devout agirl that loves God amen
amen
>>175429719
god bless
>>175429809
peace be with you
>>175429864
salaykum asalam to you brother
thats what these types of shotglasses are for. one side holds a jigger the smaller side holds a normal shot(a.k.a. pony shot)
>>175429569
what can i get you today?
https://www.twitch
.tv/starcraft
...really wish this licensed bartender would leave us alone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass#Sizes
debate settled
https://www.twitch
.tv/starcraft
HAPPENING
woo game 5!!!!
uh hello destiny called he wants his debate skills back
wish i had something to do
ah yes i'll vape
hi yes im a licensed carpet cleaner
>>175430540
got some carpet that needs a cleanin'....
may i please see your license first
>>175430290
use the proper glasses and i'll be a ghost
i can't stand people using the wrong type of glasses for their drinks
ahh yes. 1.5oz the perfect shot
*does it*
dont have an agf but i still feel blessed
>>175430664
you actually proved my point. a 1.5oz. shot or "single" is a different drink completely with a different price than the classic shot
same
>>175430418
i don't need to rely on debate skills i rely on me being right
my dad is awake and my mom is still out in the garage.. my beers are just sitting outside warming up.. fucking come inside already
im glad we setteled our differences and that i won the debate on the shot size
so did the licensed bartender lose or win i cant tell
https://www.rethinkingdrinking.niaaa.nih.gov/tools/calculators/drink-size-calculator.aspx
type in 1.5oz for a 40% abv drink and see what it says. 1 shot = 1 drink
he lost imo
>>175431050
if you link a wikipedia article u actually immediately lose so you're actually what is known as dead fucking wrong :)
i have a shot glass and can confirm its exactly 1.5oz...
>>175431139
i won but that fuck just made me so mad im leaving for a few hours.
im right is the end of it. not gonna waste my time with that fool anymore
NERCHIO IS A GOD
>>175431375
i can also weigh the shot glass before and after filling it with a liquid and its 1.5oz
>>175431375
can you go on to explain how many shots you could take from your vodka bottle that you said was 3oz?
>>175431254
he>>175431375
linked the article not me
>>175431504
just two because a shot is 1.5oz total
i like seeing my post on someones monitor :)
makes me feel like life is real...i'm real....
>>175431507
i was talking about the freakin wikipedia article, numbskull
>>175431580
sounds like 3oz is only 2 shots... hmmmmm
saww one of my posts too. people see and read what i post. feels weird man
the head bartender will be thrilled that you got so few drinks out of that bottle.
the real redpill is that you can take a shot of any amount
red pill me on bartenders :)
imagine scv during prohibition times
bartenders are degens that make their living pedlding poisonous potions to the public
we'd probably only be doing huffington post bottles
ugh alconorms
when i did wrestling back in middle school there was one kid who would always huffington post on markers all the time
once midnight comes around, us, the beerbros, run the thread
>>175432232
who didn't?
they get you high as shit in like 3 huffs
we drink
well im not right now....i have kava tea :) whoaaaaaa :-}
whats that
a concentrated dose of the gay chemicals big gov puts in the water
frickin big gov....
freakin globalists...
first they took the jobs
now they took alex jones' kids
next they take our freedom to huffington post
*huffs*
huff this
*does it*
*walks into work* ahh finally got a job
hmmm...excuse me boss, mind if i huff while on the job?
i have a license to huff. i'll take exactly 3 huffs no more no less
weve been getting reports of an unlicensed huffer operating in this area
darling, come over here for a second *hugs you*
imagine that
tough to imagine
>>175433402
imagine all the chemicals in your brain going absolutely wild from that hug
(during the hug) hmmm whats that poking out of your pants....not a weener....are those industrial size sharpies?
well yes dear, i huff
*breaks hug*
do you have a license for that???
brain chemical norms
the soul is not a material object and cant be reduced to mere biological nothingness
huffs and hugs
nothin better
ok i'll sell you my soul for just one good huffington post
*biologically quantifies the soul*
my god hes done it
my favorite smell is girl
guess i dont have a favorite smell
ive never bought cologne in my life, but i have 3 bottles that ive lifted from stranger's cars
puffs
my grandma used to work at a macy's distribution warehouse, she would get free unused but slightly less than perfect cologne all the time :)
my favorite : dolce & gabbana
finally got my beers inside...
how does that save me?
jesus already saved u dude
writing a new song heres the intro
i like to say gook for fun (goooooook!)
i killed a gook now im on the run (hate em!)
the fun and run rhyme in the song context
https://www.twitch
.tv/cheedon0904
now this is good
'intended for mature audiences'? guess its not for me
Starcraft cosplay girls
gross american girls
from left to right vomit vomit vomit
wgirls are really ugly
jesus saves break
https://youtu.be/d-a4223EFH8
my preference of posts..."A" grade posts imo
starting from 3 hours ago when i fell asssleep
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>>175422586
alright finally the gang is here... from left to right.. cup of orange gatorade.. cup of 3oz of vodka.. two new cold beers.. a beer from last night that has about 10oz in it.. then my cup of water
>>175435069
wait i fucked that up. its gatorade unopened extra beer from yesterday then the 3oz of vodka then the two cold new beers then the opened beer from yesterday then my cup of water
we're all like eleanor rigby if you think about it...
10oz of beer... thats almost a shot's worth
>StarCraft® Anthology
https://us.battle.net/shop/en/product/starcraft
>>175435205
7.5oz of 8% beer is equivalent to one shot actually
so thats what normies do on the weekends. sit around on couches trying to touch girls in a load club
and they're not even wgirls
licensed bartender btw
it sucks we live in a world where girls can go into a club like that and not get raped over and over again girls should be afraid to go anywhere without their dad, brother, or husband
>>175435384
>supporting this shit
the only reasonable age to go clubbing is 18-22
its unacceptable for anyone with a conscience
imagine going to an asian club and standing out like a sore thumb...
>>175436004
you must be fun at parties..
yea the only human inside a building of gooks
>>175436082
i dont go to parties. i would go to church if i could drive as it happens i cover my head in a blanket and hold commune with my lord in solitude and from that solitude i see the world
Let me decide our focus.
Infestors
--_--
the girls baathroom
>>175435917
took my thoughts right outta my head...
japo writing = squiggly lines
very silly
gook writing = blocky words... orderly
very gook
chink writing =???
chink writing = pictures of houses
Protoss VS Terran
>>175437008
hope you get mugged and knifed to death on the way home tonight janjan... if you're not the jan i still want to address this post directly to him
hate that s.o.b. so bad
>>175436207
lol
>>175436869
gook writing is shit with all those little gay circles
dissatisfied with life rn
life is supposed to suck lol anyone whose having a good time in this world is fucked up
lil circles are cute dude...
i'm beginning to accept that i'll never fall back to sleep
this is actually an important "juncture"
because if i just continue to lay here until my back aches... then get out of bed...
the day will really be ruined...
*runs for president on a campaign of resegregation*
dont segregate the gooks...
i remember when i was a lad... i used to lay with my face in a pillow and cry on and off while trying to hold my breath until i died
so naive
then i would play animal crossing for gamecube and leave my future self nasty messages on the bulletin board lol
"if you haven't made your life better by the time you read this, kill your self"
of course not only did things not improve they've gotten worse and i'm still here...
yes all very naive
*maintains a positive mental outlook*
positive to eat shit and die
don't cry much.. last time was only a week ago after waking up and reading a post here actually
only maybe a few times a year do i cry
about to finish my first icehouse edge
laid in bed asking God to forgive me with tears in my eyes over and over for like 5 minutes before bed
my future wife and i will lie in separate beds
maybe god united us here in this thread
its not entirely unbelievable at least
hmm what do norms even do outside
i cant think of anything interesting out there
i feel alot of things are the work of a helpful unseen hand. things like that give me the courage to keep struggling
they give prayer to satan without noticing it mainly i think
*pours libations for the great deceiver*
i wouldnt go out in this weather i see too many wasps
ah... if only...
there are probably only something like 20,000 nubile asians in the united states total
ah... eugenics
i shouldn't be here
if only hitler had "won" and there hadn't been such an aversion to all things conservative created back then
https://www.reddit.com/r/pawg/
omo.. all these big booty wgirls...
hitler will rise again in japan in 2040 something
the trippy 60s
nah the japs are totally castrated
the chinks tho...
chinks arent having kids either
neither are gooks
future will be brown
did u idiots learn nothing from hitler? its not about quanitiy but quality
hitler lost retard lol
planet of the apes was apocryphal lol... was going to make a good post before i thought of that.. hmmm. what was it
i will become the next hitler
you better watch out....... scv
pretty lonely tn
turned 28 a couple hours ago
went to a club...door guy says *alone on your birthday buddy? well happy birthday" all smug...
cute girls I'm afraid if even though they're only 18...ignore the and hide until a strong black bull comes and takes them to the dance floor...yes...
were applying to 60 days in here
aryans have always and will always be outnumbered by the shit races thats just how it is doesnt matter if its 2 thousand 2 million or 2 billion the aryan soul and heroic INDIVIDUALS are the only thing that matters
+1 for ur birthday -1 for clubbing
I stand in corner alone...sipping my beverage impotently...
I do so on birthdays...hoping for a slutty wg to save me from this hell...yes...hell...
Darwin's Tortoise: The Amazing True Story of Harriet, the World's ...
https://books.google.com › books
Robin Stewart - 2006 - Juvenile Nonfiction
The Amazing True Story of Harriet, the World's Oldest Living Creature Robin Stewart. 'And Dick, from Charles Island,' continues ... The ground beneath his feet has disappeared. The sky hangs low. His whole world ...
i remember the post now but its too complicated to think out right... something i heard said
the world is formed by the right man (hero)
or by the ground beneath his feet (world circumstances he was born into)
just write the next great american novel
germans never stood a chance
the awesome power of the individual...
darwins tortoise will take the place of the bible... some piece of shit brainless reptile with no god or family... the perfect man of the future
put that turd in hotel room night stands
"with utter disregard of the obvious danger to himself captain randle charged the japanese machine gun post single-handed with rifle and bayonet. although bleeding in the face and mortally wounded by numerous bursts of machine gun fire he reached the bunker and silenced the gun with a grenade thrown through the bunker slit. he then flung his body across the slit so that the aperture should be completely sealed"
what a fucking idiot
he should have died trying to stop roosevelt from getting so many americans killed for no reason
hear my neighbors dog bark for the first time in months. well i guess there goes their sleep tonight
he was a british man and that took place in burma (lol)
The three soldiers had only a few bullets remaining, and these were rapidly exhausted in the initial stages of the assault by a third wave of attackers. Undaunted, Singh picked up a "gun bearer" (a heavy iron rod, similar to a crow bar) and used that as a weapon in hand-to-hand fighting. He was seen to strike down three infantrymen, fatally wounded, before succumbing to a rain of blows.
Six hours later, after a counter-attack, he was found alive but unconscious near to his artillery piece, almost unrecognisable from a head injury, still clutching his gun bearer. Ten Japanese soldiers lay dead nearby. His field gun was back in action later that day
give your neighbors the old icehouse edge can
throw it in their yard for old times sake
6 hits with my bat this time to wake them up.. the dirt felt weird and maybe i was out of rhythm but the end result was the same.. their dog barking and them yelling "STOP BARKING STOP STOP"
jawala mata ki jai
wish i could have stomped this ugly piece of shits head in 174 years ago
*retracts into my shell*
come out for a second
you could probably light a fire around a turtle to kill it
you could probably play a game of starcraft to kill time
>>175441157
look at that horrible piece of shit... i bet the janitor looks like that
whats even the point of living for 174 years
I don't know what's the point of playing starcraft?
i don't remember
gook
my first kiss was to a thai girl... a stinker....
Starcraft on twitch is pretty popular.
too busy thinking
The french starcraft caster is my favorite, I forget his name.
>>175441749
how much did she cost
hehehe
>>175442026
*puts apples on ground*
*waits holding a 20lb novelty red japanese hammer*
this going on youtube
Yoan Merlo, thats his name. I've watched a few series cast by him. Just a great guy.
>>175441921
i was 13... it was free
got a bit reckless and just did a big slam onto my neighbors fence and wow that was easy.. heard their dog barking all the way i was walking inside.. welcome home bitch!
This other caster Yoan cast with had the hughest mouth. I forget his name.
https://youtu.be/M8GSf5cYCvE
and many lolz was had that day
the end
we're listening to coast to coast am here
https://beta.tunein.com/radio/Coast-to-Coast-AM-p35675/
only kissed once x_x
i wonder how many people know he did a second talk with sam harris after the truth thing that went much better
kissed that thai girl when i was 13 coming back from a field trip.. 8th grade and it was raining and she sorta jumped into my arms... kinda like a movie...
>>175393840
holey moley the lasers are its arms
Kevin van der Kooi was his name. I've watch cast a series with Yoan on YouTube.
ew kissnorms
am i the only pure boy here
the only loser
>>175443385
the halloween mask episode...
i havent kissed anyone that wasnt my mom or something
i would enjoy being held by an older woman come to think of it
holding a younger woman for me
i'd enjoy being held by a younger woman come to think of it desu
she would just be thinking about her phone and facebook you know
haha.. i get so mad at times
hmm. the history of psychology is mired in dubious stuff
ah yes so interesting
ever notice how anytime someone says they have a problem the herd barks in unison to "talk to a professional" or to "get counseling"? whatever normies unanimously agree on is always suspect
>>175444146
because you're more likely to confess your personal strains to a doctor/doctor-like than to your friend, and they're more likely to have better solutions than your friends, and what if you don't even have friends wtf
dummy
>>175444237
seems youve drunk the coolaid. listen to what you just said "talk to a professional brainwasher instead of your friends. listen to him over even yourself"
doesn't strike you as an odd thing to even suggest? how long have you been on medication rofl
i love italian girls... that smooth skin.. that big booty.. that curly hair... omo... spaghetti... pasta... fettucini...
Is the arcade community healthy to pick up the game now for just that sake?
im hungry now!
>>175444305
even yourself? if you're admitting a problem out loud then you obviously don't have a solution yourself
let me tell you the story of destiny
he told his best friend that it was his choice to kill himself
and he actually killed himself
if destiny told him to seek help from someone else (likely professional because these guys probably only have each other), then he might still be alive
so anecdotal case in POINT, don't be a retard like destiny who seeks psychological help from a friend who's likely to also be braindead in that arena because they've never personally given it serious thought and therefore absolutely CANNOT comment on the subject without bias or lack of information
>>175444475
stopped reading at destiny
kill yourself
>>175444475
lol youre mrmouton arent you who gives a flying fuck what destinys friend did he killed himself to get away from that asshole
https://youtu.be/IKy3fCvMz-8
interesting
of course its a destiny discorder pillnorm pushing the therapy meme like it hasnt been a scam to get money from rich idiots since day one
"i would love to come, but im afraid my patients will get better in my absence" -- sigmund freud
actually i'm a day9 fan
i hate destiny for what he did to him
>>>/destinydiscord/ im serious go
Oh how the mighty have fallen
is there a more based person???
https://a.pomf.cat/wjntmt.webm
it smells so bad when i floss... my teeth
probably because i only do it once every couple of months
blood too
haven't had an irl friend in years
i want my first irl friend to be an irl stinker girlfriend
same
the rabbit hole only goes deeper the less you're able to explain yourself
i need irl friends but im s freak
*explains myself*
mmm yes but i should add that i prefer the term race realist
u guys should come to the next atl meetup tonight at 5
sometimes i think about how this fag here could invite me to sows and give me the opportunity to significantly improve my life
but he just doesn't do what i want him to do
>>175445889
i hope it's after summer because i won't be fit until then
dominate him lol
Did SC2 esports die in the States because they tried to make people pay for decent quality shows?
Sure, the game was hard and takes time to learn, but I think that ESL blocked HD unless you paid was the dumbest shit ever.
>>175446102
you can hardly blame esl for solely killing sc2
sc2 was a huge, the biggest game in fact, back in 2011 there was so many tournaments every weekend even viewers had a hard time keeping up
its just not a good game
i'm not trying to be a smarty pants or anything... i think if it was better it would see more success
and there was the whole bubble for it created by gookwar...
i hate it when janny hits me with that 404
my threads are too controversial
>>175446775
>>175447078
Would it hurt to add proper replies to your posts or are you too autistic for them?
i wasn't replying to anyone
trying hard over there buddy...
>>175447582
no u
hmm
Do you think we'll see a legit resurgence with bw:hd? Like Dreamhack and maybe IEM picking it up?
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:20:21 No.175444561â–¶
>>175444475
stopped reading at destiny
kill yourself
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:20:42 No.175444582â–¶
>>175444475
lol youre mrmouton arent you who gives a flying fuck what destinys friend did he killed himself to get away from that asshole
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:22:15 No.175444667â–¶
https://youtu.be/IKy3fCvMz-8 [Embed]
interesting
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:22:25 No.175444675â–¶
of course its a destiny discorder pillnorm pushing the therapy meme like it hasnt been a scam to get money from rich idiots since day one
"i would love to come, but im afraid my patients will get better in my absence" -- sigmund freud
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:23:58 No.175444768â–¶
actually i'm a day9 fan
i hate destiny for what he did to him
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:24:28 No.175444792â–¶
>>>/destinydiscord/ im serious go
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:24:36 No.175444797â–¶
Oh how the mighty have fallen
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:28:47 No.175445036â–¶
is there a more based person???
https://a.pomf.cat/wjntmt.webm
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:35:59 No.175445404 â–¶
it smells so bad when i floss... my teeth
probably because i only do it once every couple of months
blood too
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:38:29 No.175445542 â–¶
haven't had an irl friend in years
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:39:55 No.175445623 â–¶
i want my first irl friend to be an irl stinker girlfriend
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:39:56 No.175445625 â–¶
same
the rabbit hole only goes deeper the less you're able to explain yourself
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:43:10 No.175445804 â–¶
i need irl friends but im s freak
>>
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)11:43:13 No.175445807 â–¶
*explains myself*
mmm yes but i should add that i prefer the term race realist
Anonymous 04/30/17(Sun)10:19:14 No.175441578â–¶
I don't know what's the point of playing starcraft?
lol you can tell it's qa moron
he's pissed off
he's gay too
anyway...
this place finally emailed me back about a restocking email i sent them... turns out the aquarium i wanted to buy, that i bought a specifically sized standing shelf for is discontinued... they're not going to make them anymore
i broke a couple of fingers like a month ago rearranging the shelf to make room and then the next day it went out of stock... forever
you see the shelf is 36" total... but the brackets of it cover up ike 4 inches total so really 32" are visible
and so the 75p was perfect
and theres a huge price gap between it and the next size up... it would have all been perfect... planned for it for months and months
>>175448978
Dat autism.
In any case, ASL anyone?
phone
I'm only going to read what you write. I'm going to wait for you to get tired of replying and stop.
phone
ASL is live!
>>175449994
I will watch.
>>175449994
i thought they cured it with the ice bucket challenge?
>>175449994
>not posting any link to it
dumb shittooner
>>175450335
phone
>>175450592
green
Didnt even know hyun played memewar
>>175450660
>>175451049
reactionnorm
might as well play a sega genisis game competitively it looks so shit -.-
gook as well gook
gook gook
>>175451151
epic
i really don't want to send my psych a message asking to refill my old prescription and saying the new one wasn't working out >_<
been putting it off all month and i'm almost outta pills >_<
can one of you write it and leave a blank where i put the meds name? pleeeaaasssseee >___<
>>175452216
no.
>>175452216
What kind of medication we talking about here anon
wish you'd just write it and not ask questions
fucck i wish i wasn't here
would you guys watch me if i did an irl stream
i have a mental block with writing this
please someone write it so i don't have to ask my mom and worry her T_T
>175453754
no.
SHINE
IS
A
GOD
always letting me down... whats wrong with you?
can't you do anything right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATIwxOB1Oc
:D
*watches parrot vids on youtube*
i hope i die soon
>>175435069
remember to eat your vitamins!!
i'm in a really bad mood
>>175435069
>having (one) tiny monitor in 2017
had sex with a highschool teacher last night,,,,
and then you woke up...
why are we so dead at this hour
im still in vacation from yesterday
the neet boys just went to sleep
i'm so pissed off
i'm getting more and more pissed off the more i think
hi
hey qt
so what if im gay
what you gonna do about
never said it was a problem
im gonna frick your butt
haha
>>175459752
the red pill turns you red
i want ya hands on ma body
red pill me on frickin butts :)
reddit pill me on gooks
well you see...
and furthermore
shit pill me on haha first of all :)
opened a new tab and instantly forgot what i was about to do... lol
boy o boy i am so fucked
lol^
i do that all the time
pop a new tab open hmmmmmmmmm.......
and then about 30 seconds later ah yes, i was going to check my stocks, indeed....
>>175463184
you on anti d's too?
>>175463245
aren't we all?
checking stocks...oh time to sell a few hitachi...
>>175463245
no im just flat out retarded ha
haha
i know they're bad for me but i figure i'm already good as dead so why not... maybe if i wasn't hooked on the stims i wouldn't see a psych at all... in fact i know i wouldn't
>>175463412
its worth trying it out for yourself and see
in all seriousness my memory is getting worse i dont know if this is just part of getting older or the effects of the internet ruining my brain but i used to have a pretty good memory
now i aint remember too many things.....
heroes of the storm 20 free heros nexus challenge play games to unlock oni genji and officer dva in overwatch along with 10 crates in both heroes of the storm and overwatch
install now
ever since my sister died last year i don't have anyone to speak to or see day to day... feels like the part of my brain responsible for communicating is shrinking or something
its all had a great effect on me and i feel very confused day to day
nope, not gonna do any of that
perhaps you should join a club or something...
like a martial arts class
get to talk to people and learn some discipline >:D
no nevermind thats too scary idk......
>>175463990
>>175463993
>>175464178
stop samefagging
replynorm
>>175463990
damn dude, what happened?
actually :
post >>175463993 was meant for the heroes of the storm poster
post >>175464290 was also from me, joining a martial arts club would be cool and maybe make a friend or two...or a valuable sensei....
:/
>>175464627
kinda like that persona life?
just farted while jo and it smells so bad
did you continue jo????? fart fetishist
forcing my stinky farts on a tied up girl hmmm
thats so hot
He was also accused of breaking into the house of Hugh Smyth of Monks Kirby in 1450, stealing 40 pounds worth of goods and raping Smyth's wife, and with attacking her again in Coventry eight weeks later. At this period, however, a charge of rape could also apply to consensual sex with a married woman whose husband had not agreed to the liaison.[10]
hmmm...
>>175465792
our guy
....
my dyshidrosis eczema is flaring up....
mrs. smyth was a whore and fucked mad dudes
i got a legendary skin on leoric out of my loot crate while leveling up a free hero
>>175466180
u gay?
anyone else going to church this morning...
>>175466608
loomies is going
anyone else.....getting excited for lunch.....
yeah
who has lunch at 1am lol
hbt...
hopefully i'll suffer a lot before i die... maybe the cia could strap me down, give me some strange drugs and make me listen to an audio tape a few million times while electrifying me...
"when i see a gun, i pick it up"
all in the name of national security
>>175467132
im not that faggot
sure
*answers phone*
yabosayo?
ah yes... the behavioral conditioning code words...
guess its time to pick up a gun
im not a fat sissy goth bitch!
d.va...
sissy goth freak
I get so lonely during these times...
It was the best of time, it was the worst of times.
wish blizzard would stop normalizing gooks
i just try to watch as many parrot videos on youtube as i can
well you see the thing about parrots is... and so they're very interesting
the kakapo parrot lives up to 95 years
holy cow...
just so...
wonder how long that parrot can live
sometimes I wish I could get a qt wgf i always wanted to take a cute wg to the zoo. or a bird sanctuary maybe... I really like owls and thise wg would have to likenthem too... maybe then I could leave these threads, maybe...
would this make me happier I wonder...yes I veryuch would like to have this experience...
BATORU PISSU!!!!!!!
qt....wgf.....
hmmmm i dont think your wish can come true
>>175469035
good post
sup qa
stopped read at wgf
cute girl, I really like white haired anime girls...many years ago I created the white haired heroine tag on vndb...I'd have to watch it closely though because people would always try to tag silver gray and pinkish haired girls with this tag...yes this was perhaps my greatest accomplishment to this world...
inuyasha had white hair
i wanted to rape kagome
i still want to
you guys ever heard of outskirts battledome?
interesting stuff hmmm...
http://www.outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/2156-character-profile-barack-obama
LMAO
seulgi
gook
just woke up.. hope my hangover isnt too bad today...
had a good post n forgot it
dont even look forward to jo honestly dont see the point
>>175473224
just to get it over with
jo not because i want to
but because i have to
pretty much
jo is a time killer like watching movies, youtube, twitch, games, etc i dont enjoy any of it but it brings me a few hours closer to sleep/death
just passing time
word
*kickflips a 5 stair*
>>175473513
didn't ghandi say the same thing along those lines?
didnt seulgi
>>175474554
idk i never played civ
i swear it was spelled ghandi not gandhi
i'm in a different universe
>>175474718
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
kikyo...
emily...
>Punjabi said...
The reason Americans mispell Gandhi's name is because of their ignorance about the Indian culture
frickin indian idiot fuck you
>>175474870
thats that nelson mandela shit
>Gandy sucks said...
Ghandi or Gandhi doesnt make a difference, its just some guy who shrivled up and got assassinated.
lol based gandy sucks
i like japanese curry
gandy snacks
gook snacks...
i swear this general used to be called csv
i'm in a different universe
reminds me when I was 14 or 15 can't remember exactly...went to the gook section in Walmart to buy some pocky...cute stinker came up to me and said she loves pocky I say no way, wow and leave she follows me all around store sending cute glances my way...
that never ever fucking happened idiot
i remember i bought 20packs pocky off amz and ate them in 2 days
he's from a different universe
true story...I even played the guitar hero demo in the middle if the store and she cheered me on...says gambata cutely like only a stinker could...
hmmm well that universe sounds ok
look at food get a stinker
*stares at gluten free crackers*
nihao me love u
why did neeb leave...
sorry, who?
im from a universe where we like italian girls
we call them mooks
1776
in my universe you can purchase vietnamese wives with bitcoin
iiiiiii want gahndi
*dumps all by bitcoins into gooks during the gook dip*
censored eyes what do you think
wow great job neeb he didnt even fucking widow mines
haru's dad is fucking bullshit holy shit
nerf fungal
incontrol said "the artist FORMALLY known as major now known as special" when he meant formERly
what a fat retard hahahahahahahahahahahaha
all these gooks do is shit everywhere...
last 4 posts have been very poor lets step it up
I say we step it down.
saw fatty yesterday he actually lost a lot of weight he must get a lot of exercise prepping bulls for anna
side note I hate how these dimbfucks always say how amazing this game is and how it keeps getting in better lmao how dumb do you literally think we are it's a fucking shit dead game heh you're just trying to desperately keep it going so you can delay your career at McDonald's a little longer hahaha
neebdra
>>175477561
Yeah someone at some point fucked up big time and killed /sc2/. I think the problem is that discussion points are being forced on people rather than resulting from natural reactions to what people bring.
>>175477904
fuck off jan
>>175477561
>McDonald's
phooooone
>>175478041
Nah, you.
>start talking about retardshit2
>thread dies
hmmm....perhaps take the hint...the very obvious hint....
>adepts
>liberators
>carriers
lotv was a mistake
you guys know that feeling when you are looking far off into the distance at like a bird or something deep in thought and you snap out of it and notice a really cute girl that you normally couldn't make eye contact with staring at you longingly thinking you were staring at her and impressed by your courage but in reality you were just thinking about that bird,
nope
>>175478563
>roaches
>marauders
>protoss
sc2 as a whole was a mistake
>>175478587
i don't even go outside so no.
dream a dream lover take me in your dream
game 5 is always too intense i dont know if i can watch >_<
i'm watching apehoop
thats the worst sport though...
well it still beats watching video game sports i guess
>>175479719
my guys are in the playoffs
sure does *watches the dota major*
kinda wish jan would blow this thread up
that was a really exciting teamfight
great job neeb
scarscar is going to reward him well tonight...
japanese plus-size models
dota is fun to watch
there's a lot of thought put into how one plays the mechanics during a match which results in a lot of interesting player interactions.....
uhg
megas are on the field boys!
wheres the guy who slits everyones throats when you need him....
so glad it's not the fat jew casting
these production values are amazing
I'm hungry...but no food...
really dislike redeye
i just mute the panel its so bad
>>175481657
air sandwich....
might go to a $5 dinger game tomorrow. have a few cold beers, watch the good ol boys run the diamond.. maybe a hotdog or two...
that desk is actually a giant heatsink for those heavy gaming laptops
i came here for the memes
why do gooks hide their faces anyway
dont use our comm for your entertainment tyvm
*does it*
heh...try and stop me..
>>175482036
if you catch a ball make sure to give it to a nearby child or else they'll hate you....
...
cmon man i do that every game i go to. i always get a ball. and i always give it away. i did it at a MLB game and gave it to the kid behind me and the sections around me all clapped for me
*closes dota tab for a few minutes*
this eyebrow hair keeps poking my eye im going to cut it
careful the eye can be very sensitive
nooooo
just gell it up so it doesnt get ur eye
*gels eyebrows*
heh im pretty slick, time to go to da club maybe pick up a janny or two
tommy robinson arguing with muslims asmr...
never been to the club
remember the janny terror of march - may 2017?
ah yes i remember, thank god thats over though. a very difficult period of our history...but we survived....god bless
word. we are stronger for it... probably...
holy cow this hearthstone caster is showing massive cleave and wearing a choker
also, one caster is like 2 feet taller than the manlet next to him
a moment of silence for our fallen brothers...
no one fart
may god protect and guide them through the other trials they will face amen
amen
Someone make the new thread
new thread make it a fat asian girl edition
yes a Kelly milkies thread is overdue... Love that pig stinker
fat minah thread plz
new
>>175484803