/tsg/ - The Sims General

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Where the fuck is everyone

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>>175377572
wow im popular!

Any mods you can't live without?

So far I have MC Command Center and Wicked Whims to have sex with a bunch of teenboys

>>175381190
skin mods, command center, wicked whims, hair cc and clothes

Sims 4 modding scene seems pretty weak huh.

Is it because it's a shit game?

>>175382375
>weak

where are you looking?

>>175377572

couldn't help but notice the kid with vampire eyes in the OP.

Ever since the latest patch all my toddlers that age up have vampire eyes too. even though they aren't vampires.

Anybody else experiencing this ?

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>>175381190
Hair and clothing CC, skin mods, Wicked Whims, MCC, and a couple of gameplay ones that affect Sim behavior.

>take a nap
>thread dies

Seems legit

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>>175388219

>>175388219
Did you wake up with Energized Mood at least?

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fucking aliens ...

>>175390216

It's been a while since we've had a butt-baby.

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>>175388219

I have a question, is there a way to fix someone's cc? For example if there's alot of clipping can measures be done to stop it? I say for example clothes.

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Can you mod pirated copy of Sims 3?

>>175390591
if you know how to use blender

>>175390513

>"Hmm. Fairly heavy, surprisingly well balanced, but lacks a blade. No, this likely cannot kill in one strike. Except for maybe another toddler."

>>175390758

You can!

>>175390591

download sims 4 studio and check out their tutorials. with it you can even make your own cc

no clipping pls

>>175391651
>>175390831
I have both, just need to see tutorials to know what I must do

How come certain objects (like the Wooden Toilet) cannot be made in Excellent quality with the Woodworking skill?

Besides, if I select my (Excellent) Bathtub in Build mode is says Hygiene: 4 instead of 6 (which is everywhere else).

Which means the "only Environmental items can be made to Excellent" argument is probably out of the question.

I have a bitchy, secretly evil musician that I'm trying to name, any suggestions?

>>175392794

Eva Muse

>>175392794
Post a screenshot about her in her typical (so probably everyday) clothes.

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>>175392986
I really like this.

>>175393038
Yo

>>175393241
Thanks. Originally, I wanted to flip some semi-popular artists' name but I also like >>175392986's. Alternatively, it could be Eva Medusa / Medesea for additional meanings.

>>175393745
>*Medusea

Damn autocorr... who am I kidding? It was me.

>>175392794
>>175393241

Boko Yono

>>175393745
I think I'm gonna go with Eva Medusa, thanks for your help guys. now I just have to remake her because my game crashed

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Colette: You scumbag, where have you been while I am here raising our daughters?! Where the fuck is the support you promised me? They are vampires, I dont know how to care for them! You jerk ass.

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>>175394701
Colette: Do you even know their names? No of course you dont you pathetic bloodsucker.
Its Maya and May, think you can remember that?

>>175394374

>Eva Medusa
i like it

>>175394701
>>175395395

he doesn't look like dad material really :/

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U wot, m8? He even have two +1 and one +2 Happy emotions from it.

>>175394374
No problem. At least you can use the screenshot I asked above to re-create her.

>>175397394
its true

Wise fwom youwr gwave!

tfw should have given Mei red hair like her dad

I dropped the ball on that one

Obligatory has Vampires been cracked yet post.

>>175408298
they'll do it when they give us pets

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Putin on a treadmill.

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>>175408696

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>>175409357

any of you ever use the sweet or innocent trait?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalVtcZndCQ

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This is just so wrong on multiple levels.

>>175412773
>Socks with heels

Throw the ho' in the pits

>>175413473
>>175412773


kek

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post lewd

>>175410578
> have to login to onedrive

>>175410578
>twerking

It would be fine without it.

That blonde chick looks familiar

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>>175416084

>>175419553

> That blonde chick looks familiar

It's this girl >>175379059 and >>175387464

Hey, I haven't played in a while and want to update to the newest (pirated) version of the game, but does anyone have a version of mc control center that is compatible with that? I don't think I could play without it.

>>175419553
talking about the landgraab lady everyone has in their game?

>>175421140
>>175421140
Yes

>>175410578
We can finally stake vampires

Does S4S work with pirated version? I ask because it seems to not work for me, I have checked the forums and done the fixes they have shown but my mod folder still does not show up and it keeps saying my paths I choose for my game are invalid and they keep referring to an origin folder but I don't have that.

I'm using Harmony, maybe I should try Joy?

>>175423280
It worked for me when I was a pirate, but there might be some features in newer versions that just dont work with older.

I'd try an older version first

>>175423280
Harmony works fine for me and I'm a pirate.

I do have a shitload of cc that doesn't and I think that's because I'm a pirate though.

>>175421198
I'm dumb, for anyone else wondering about this you can find the version I was looking for on the games4theworld forum

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So my computer keeps shutting down during startup and no matter what I do, nothing will help. My repair guy says it might be my hard drive. Alongside the 500k word stories I've written, the thousands of references I've collected for said stories, and the thousands of pieces of artwork for characters of my favorite series, I have about 10 gigabytes worth of Sims 2 downloads which I cannot afford to lose.

If my hard drive is kill, I think I'm going to be kill(ing myself).

>>175426732
I don't understand how people still don't back shit up.

BACK YOUR SHIT UP.

>>175426732
hurry and buy a new hdd before it fails they arent much money

I wish there was another way that the passage of time was handled in TS4.

If I go on a date to a restaurant it takes me:
>30 minutes to be seated (walk from front desk to table)
>1.5 hours to order food and be served
>3 hours of talking and doing idle animations and never eating the food
>Nearly midnight by the time I get home

>>175428236
implying that's not how it is in rl too

>>175426732
Ezpz. The most popular Linux distros (e.g. Ubuntu) has Live Mode, which practically means you can get a fully functional OS loaded entirely from RAM (i.e. without installing a byte to the HDD/SSD).

Now, aside from writing it to CD/DVD you can also make a bootable USB stick too. There are multiple options ( Linux Live USB Creator, Rufus, LiveUSB Install etc.), most of them with a guide or FAQ.

After you done just start your rig and boot from the stick (pick the "Try Ubuntu" option), then 5 min later you'll have an OS. It auto-mounts every drive, so if your HDD is not dead it can be accessed.

From that point, just save everything valuable to the USB. It might take several rounds depending on the stick's size, but it's an easy and cheap way or backup up your stuff if you were so careless.

>>175429518
uhh no?

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>>175416084

>>175431531
Show us their parents, well I mostly want to see the girl's parents.

Anybody have any info on how to rip your custom sims models from the game.

information on the internet is scarce. people that have been successfull aren't very forthcoming with the information.

it seems some people had success with ninja ripper but i can't seem to get it to work right.

when i press f10 nothing happens.

just to be clear i'm not interested in getting a default model, i know you can get a generic model into blender from s4s, what i'd like is my created character from CAS.

>>175428236

yeah i agree. there was a mod that could slow down time but it turns out the way the engine works some actions would be linked to certain amount of time so that the actions themselves became very slow.
for example by slowing down the time by 50 % meant that your sims would now take twice as long to finish eating their meal.
We're stuck with time as it is because of this there is no easy workaround for it even with mods

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>>175432483
I haven't thought to make them actually, that's a pretty good idea. They're going to be in a different city though, not in SM. Maybe Windenburg? The waifu comes from a rich family after all.

>>175433953
wat chu finnin 2 eat?

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>Go on romanic tropical getaway trip with the love of her life
>everything is 'en rose'
>head back to bungalow early
>balls deep in the maid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzKICCWqjm8

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>>175435159

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>sim's really lonely
>this thing falls from the sky
the "Social Bunny"

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>>175437587

are they gonna become friends ?

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>tfw a neighbour shows up and decides to commit a public order offence on your doorstep

I can't even tell her to put a shirt on.

>>175439004
honk honk

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>>175439092
"Lady, I'm trying to ask you about the area's amenities and the only answer you gave was to jump up and down a little."

>>175439281
suck her titties.

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>>175432483
>when your waifu brings you to meet her parents and you forgot to bring a gift

>>175440225
>dad's wearing a robe no shoes at the dinner table
I don't think he was expecting much from him

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>>175440225
He's a rich, retired member of the upper echelon so I guess he just wears whatever he wants.

In the source material her father is only seen wearing his robe.
He doesn't seem very impressed with me though.

>>175441006
Crap meant to reply to >>175440363.

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>tfw you will (probably) never ditch all your clothes and dance terribly to the Pussycat Dolls' song 'Dontcha' in your college dorm like no one's watching

Hey does anyone know why in the Sims 4 I cannot change one of my sim's wardrobe?

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This works a lot better than I thought it would as a maxis match outfit for Betty in my game

>>175442973
She does look nice in it thats for sure

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>>175442973
It's a good fit on her.

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>Ayys first abduct Rick in game
>Now they've abducted Miriam

Do the ayys have some sort of grudge against Lydia's family or something? There's gotta be an explanation besides that, right?

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>>175444869
Lydia should have killed more of the green bastards.

Are vampires and toddlers big enough of a game changer for me to wait for the crack or should I just download the game now?

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You should have acted. It's already happen. The Elder Scrolls told of it's birth. The smoking was merely delay Til the time after the death of sexrobot, When the sons of /tsg/ would spill their own blood. But no-one wanted to believe. Believe it was even possible. And when the truth finally dawns: It dawns in blood and screaming!

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>>175446028

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>>175446137

>>175439004
I really hate how hard it is to make houses/rooms that don't look high class as fuck in 4, its so much work to make it look like average people live here that don't dust every 3 hours or replace furniture at the first hint of a nick

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>>175446028
what?

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>>175446726
everything

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>>175445930
Just wait. Their pricing scheme is crap.

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Hey look i copy'ed a house from an anime!

>>175448129
kyoot
no deck/foundation though?

>>175448275
Fuck i forgot about that. Its supposed to be on water anyway, maybe ill try doin it in s3.

>>175441006

Daaamn, big mama is stacked.

>>175432207

She looks good. On a side note, we've had cute sims from Sims 3 and Sims 2 running around lately. It is possible after all!

Dunno if you could consider any Sims 1 sims cute though. Maybe, although there isn't much to work with ...

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>>175416084

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>>175456875

Is there somewhere I can steal all these "patreon exclusive" animations on lovers lab? fuck that jazz

page 10 bump

>thought sim was preggo
>she's just fat

>>175440225
>>175441006
>>175452309
He should fuck her mom.

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>>175442973
That looks awesome on her! I approve!

>games 4 the world link no longer has the full game available for download

rip where is it

>>175475636
it is there you fool

click downloads

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>>175475710
uh thanks

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>>175452309
>>175470123
It's where the waifu gets her genetics from.

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Trying to make decent looking guys is hard, this is why I only make waifus

>>175476752
Now where is the pa?

>sweatingman.jpg

>>175476752
rofl , why does he always look like he is shitting his pants with fear

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>>175480284
>>175480448
I'm just an average guy getting involved with not so average people.

I swear her parents are following us now. We were just visiting them before we came to this restaurant. Please go away.

>>175480837
>bathrobe

>>175480150
Define decent looking. Preferably, post one that you think is decently made.

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>>175482247
You only wish you could give so little of a fuck what people think.

color sliders when?

So, any recommended place to download Sims 4? The link for the Ultimate Fix in the pastebin is working but the download itself is unavailable or some shit.

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>>175485393
It's never going to happen since none of the textures are built around it like they were in TS3. Just use Sims 4 Studio to make your own swatches.

>>175486376
Just torrent the FitGirl repack on TPB or something. It's the one a lot of people are using since it's the most up to date one for pirates.

>>175489878
Not him but what client would you recommend?

I'm scared shitless of torrenting since I've heard nothing but bad things about it but with the way the game's priced I don't have any other option.

>>175490523
What do you mean? Just use torrent. If you're scared FBI shows up at your door, you've been memed.

>>175493594
I'm speaking more about viruses and stuff.

I'm not sure what client to use.

no 10

>>175493736
Look, just download and install utorrent. I've always been using it and never had any problem. As long as you're careful from where you get the torrents files, you're good to go.

>>175493736
I used to use utorrent but it's become kinda shifty lately. I'm using deluge now and it's good, no ads or shit like that. I like it way more than utorrent

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>>175494062
>>175494417
>Utorrent
>Deluge

Never ever install this crap. Just get Transmission. Light weight, basic, does what you need it to do without trying to add a bunch of garbage or advertising for shit you don't need. Just look at how nice and simple this looks.

no 10 again

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>page 9

>order pizza
>forget to have doors locked
>faggot invites himself inside
>starts flirting with my gloomy sim
>sim doesn't like it and tells him to go away
>fucker gets mad and throws trash on the ground
>gloomy sim goes and beats the shit out of him

Well at least he won't flirt with him anymore.

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Surprised that sims are able to use the diving boards from decks

>>175502993
What if he's into it and comes back for more

>tfw you finally find a male hair you think looks good but it turns out it looks like dog shit in game and the preview images were edited to hell and back

>>175505350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

>>175496143
That looks fucking nice. Thanks anon.

>>175509171
wat she orderin?

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This is the guy his name is Mehni or soemthing, he's lucky he wasn't murdered.

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>>175510882
A ton of expensive sweets and a jug of Himalayan glacier water.

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stop page 10ing yo

>>175517773
That can only be prevented by lewdposting

>>175517848
>lewd 3 posts ago
>it has no effect

>>175517848
>tfw lost all screenshots across 3 games
you will find your lewd savior but it will not be me

>>175518085
>no context
>just faceless shower scene

>>175518385
She's showering because she just finished engaging in some scat stuff with a hippie

happy?

>>175518894
whodat

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Time to evacuate the building

>>175518605
Personally, not at all. But it serves as a conversation piece, which fulfills the purpose of bumping the thread.

>>175519651
Aisha, posted her in the shower above

depressed trait is great

>>175521641
No YOU'RE great, anon

>>175522248
You're great too anon

>shop is open for 13 hours
>no one buys anything
What the fuck

>>175524163
Retail is the shittiest part of GTW tbqh
>open for 3 hours, no one shows up
>hoard of 10 people suddenly appear, stand around not buying anything for another 3 hrs
>suddenly all want to buy stuff at the same time
>can only get around to two
>employees don't do anything even if you scold them for not doing anything
>rinse and repeat

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>>175525297
OH SHIT! She's back!

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Okay, let's say I want to test a group of sims by trapping them on my lot in a basement.

Is there a way for them to not die of hunger without just putting in a fridge, but they have to work for the food somehow?

I want a last-sim-standing survival match and my last test didn't go well. The last sim died on her way upstairs - after I let her go - because instead of getting food, she decided to clean up first.

>>175527971
could have them grow veggies, but i dont know if theyll autonomously do it
youll at least have to harvest them

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Sowing machines again when

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Why's this thread so dead?

>>175531031
seems alot of people left again

>>175527487
I miss when we didn't have captcha and these annoying cool down tiems.

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>>175531031

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Give me the beans

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oh

>>175532394
ROFL what is this?

>>175532474
Tits and ass mod for sims 2

>>175525297
Are they gonna fuck then she's gonna kill him?

>>175527971
Sounds like a modified Asylum Challenge. What if you gave them the Glutton trait and put a trash can in their glass cage? This way, they can Rummage for Food (I believe) once in every 24 hours. At least this is the situation with outdoor cans.

>>175480837
I've said it before. I'll say it again.


MAKE HIM FUCK THE MOM.

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>>175533895

>>175535467
FUCKING DO IT
GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND A BABY SISTER
FUCK THE MOM

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>>175533895
>>175535628

>>175535892
When does Miriam get a sister

LYDIA'S FACE BURIED IN MARY'S ASS WHEN

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>>175535628
As fucking __hot___ that idea is I'm too autistically in love with her to cheat. I will stay loyal! Toddlers crack soon!

>>175536415
>save game
>romancing the mom-in-law
>hot mom-in-law lewds
>don't save game, just quit

FUCKING DO IT

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>>175535986
>Implying Lydia gives birth to a girl

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>>175536834
But what about dad-in-law? As much as he disapproves of me it's not right to cuck him! Besides, mom-in-law thinks highly of me and I don't want to ruin that image.

He'd probably be able to ruin my life and make me eat hot coals or some other ingenious torture method only rich upper class people can think of.

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Wait you are not my Dad

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>When your friend says he saw your babys Father out in the club when he was supposed to see the kids

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>>175539872
Poor kids just need a Dad in their life

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"And then Mommy kicked your Fathers vampire ass for not seeing his sweet children!"

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Kids are in bed..I called Markus over but I didn't let him know that I know where he was the other night.. oh man he is in for it

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>"I'm so glad to finally meet you in person, our daughter's been telling us a lot about you."
>"Thank you ma'am, it's really nice to meet you two as well. I've been looking forward to it for a while."
>"You know, I've never seen her more happy than when she's with you. She's had difficulty making friends growing up so to hear that she chose a husband was really surprising for the both of us considering how she turned down every man who was ever interested in her, from CEOs to ambassadors."
>"Really? Well I've always thought of myself as the luckiest man in the world with her as my wife. I'll do my best to take care of her."

>"So more importantly, how many children are you planning to have with my daughter, young man?"
>"Well, I was thinking of having 4 and we'd have three sons and a daughter. We're thinking of namin-"

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>>175542420
>"Wait. Did you say 4?"
>"Yes ma'am. Both of us want a big family so I thought despite how lively it would get seeing our kids running around would be completely worth-
>"No no no! You ONLY want 4 children with her? That's not nearly enough!"
>"Ma'am?"

>>175542732
6 babbies?

>>175542778
100 babby
GET TO IT MOBANON

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I don't think she's listening...

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>>175542732
>"I was very clear when I told her both her father and I want to see at least enough grandchildren to form our own football team! Didn't she say anything about that to you?"
>"A whole football team? She mentioned it but I thought she was joking when-"
>"Young man, I assure you this is most certainly not a joke. We wish to extend our bloodline and lineage as far as possible and it'll be up to the two of you to do so. We've had your genes tested and matched with our daughter's and the lab results show that any children the two of you produce will have the best genetic lotteries nature can provide, not to mention your seed is extremely virile, moreso than the average male, so you should have no problems impregnating our daughter."
>"Wait, my genes? My seed? When did you-"
>"Guess I'll have to tell her to take more of those ovulation-inducing pills. Perhaps upping the dosage to 3 times a week?"
>"Sorry, ma'am?"
>"That means no condoms young man, not a single one. If I ever catch wind of you using one even I will be forced to revoke my blessing, and my husband already has his doubts about you. Do I make myself clear?
>"Yes ma'am, we haven't been using one at all and I have no plans on ever using one."
>"Good. I can't wait to see our grandchildren! Oh, and did I mention how sweet the two of you look together?

>>175543713
how many people are in a football team? A kids football team or like nfl sized team?

>>175543974
I think she's referring to association football team sizes so 11.

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>>175544079
Collette: So, have fun at the CLUB last night, Markus?
Markus: H-how did you know that?
Collette: It doesn't matter how I know, why werent you HERE vising your daughters?!
Markus: I wanted to have a night out alright you are REALLY getting demanding, Collette, I dont like it.
Collette: I DONT GET A CHANCE TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY IM A MOTHER, WHY SHOULD YOUR LIFE BE EASY?

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>>175546307
Markus: I work hard to pay child support for those girls if I want to go out, I GOT OUT, END OF STORY.
Collette: Excuse me??!

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>>175546416
Collette: I msorry did you just tell ME you can do what you like to do and I just have to deal with it? Did you just say that to me?
Markus: Ah, fuck.
Collette: I can't believe you, what are you being such a cunt, this is not like you at all. I have your children, take care of them and all I ask you is to come see them when you can, I am not even pressing you to commit to me, just see them and THATS too much to ask?!

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>>175546506
Markus: *sigh* you're right, I'm sorry. It's just so much happened in such a short time, I felt like we just met and there I was a Dad and to TWINS no less. I'm sorry I guess the whole thing is scary to me. Tel you what, why dont you go out tonight, I know you and my sister Samantha get along, she's home tonight why don't you guys go out somewhere and I will sit with the kids.
Collette: Seriously? That would be nice, I haven't gone out in a long time.

>>175546685
How'd he know her sister was home?

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>>175546685
He lives with her, he is her guardian and they share an apartment. Shes a teen.

>Collette: Thanks for watching them, I had a good time with Sam. Why didn't you tell me shes uhhh expecting?
>Markus: Yeah, she wasnt showing when you and I met, it's why she lives with me now she ran away from home when she found out and came to live with me, cant have my baby sisiter homeless and pregnant, I think thats also why I have been so stressed out lately, I have a pregnant teen sister and now a Dad to two children of my own. I guess it was too much at once, you know?
>Collette: you should have told me, thank you again, lets just try and talk out feelings out, we need to be a team.

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>>175546953
Collette: Time for a bath before be-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>175547040
Markus: Okay got Mommy in bed, how about we play airplane, May?
May: Weeee Daddy airplane!

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>Triplets

Sasuga MCC

>tfw can't masturbate to anything other than the sims because I can choose who I want having sex where I want in whichever position order I like

kill me now

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>>175549041
You know, Miriam has a scientific mind and probably learned her mother's desensitized nature. Those are gonna be some mad ayylmaos when they return to find three already autopsied babbies.

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>>175549916
I was just going to make an orphanage for all the bastard kids to get corralled into. besides, Daniela was the product of Rick getting abducted and they haven't dissected her

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>>175550149
>Daniela was the product of Rick getting abducted

Are you just having aliens fugg my whole family? MUH CANON

>>175539726
>>175539872
>>175540029
>>175540649
Does your game look like this or did you edit your screens after?

>>175550591
kek

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>>175543713
Boy I sure hope he's not sterile.
>>175547527
These ENB settings make it so much more dramatic. I'm so happy to see stories again.

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uno, dos, tres, cuatro. Only four of you? Dios mio, did junior sneak off again?

No, stupid head is fighting with papi again!

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Don't call your brother such things. Looks like I'll have to break this up again. That boy always insists on causing trouble.

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Lemme sniff that shoulder, girl

>>175553206
She looks exactly like someone from my scouts troop like 10 years ago

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How many times I gotta tell you to stay here where it's safe, huh?! I can't believe you snuck out for two solid days again! What do I pay these useless nannies for if they can't keep you in sight?! Don't you know your life is in danger outside the mansion?

This isn't life! This is just some fake collection of overprivileged snobs calling itself a family! The streets are my real family, I can do whatever I want out there if I just learn how!

Where is the best place to get Sims 4 for free

The links on skidrow look too sketchy for me.

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You're gonna learn some damn discipline, you little piece of crap. You have no idea about the real world or just how dangerous some people can be, especially ME.

>>175553738

Torrent file off skidrow is fine, that's usually where I get mine.

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Pff, if this don't beat all. Go ahead and smack me papi, I'll just laugh at you the whole time like I always do. Oh, and let me guess, you'll stop giving me allowance? I just throw that to the first hobo I find anyways. I can earn my own cash just fine. Besides, who needs money when you're as crafty and cunning as I am?

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Are you two fighting again? Why don't you just buy Junior a new game or something, that seems to shut his brothers and sisters up.

Ma, I can't be bought off wit-

SHUT UP JUNIOR!

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Got a fucking preggo granny convention going on in here

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He's so stubborn and tough, just like you honey!

I never acted like that! My father would have murdered me, and don't think I'm beyond doing the same.

Oh please, you wouldn't murder your own child over boys being boys.

>I bet I can slip right by, they're about to have another fight, hehe...

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[arguing in Spanish intensifies]

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Where is the goblin?

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And then I went and stole some guy's wallet that had a pilot's licence in it. I held on to that for years! You wouldn't believe how many people will believe you're a fully licenced pilot just by having a dumb piece of plastic saying you are.

Daddy...all I asked is where you and mom met.

I'll get to that part, I have to build up to it by explaining my situation in life first.

Your father was an art theif and I was the one who finally caught him. There, I saved you 9 seasons of poor writing and a dumb ending. Teach Miriam something useful for once.

I just updated to the newest pirate version and my half walls are the wrong color. I'm guessing this bug got patched in the following releases, but is there anything I can do about it in the mean time (other than only put the half walls in rooms with no windows)?

>>175555765
When I had that bug, dragging the wall to change the room size [and move the affected walls], then undoing it worked usually

>>175555971
Thanks, that doesn't seem to do it for me here unfortunately

Anybody still play The Sims 2? I'm having a blast. It's so nostalgic.

>"what do you mean it wasn't orgy night? I got this whip and chain for nothin'?"

eyo how about some of those lewds?

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>>175566212

Anyone got funny stories about Sims, or their Sims, or like legacy things or w/e. I feel like having a laugh.

Is there a mod that can help fix the gratuitous diversity in randomly generated townies that City Living brought?

So sick of all the random asians and middle eastern sims.

>>175550661
I made a preset for reshade so it looks like this all the time
>>175552740
Thanks

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>>175573583
>Collette: Sam, I fucked up. Your brother and I had sex this morning before he left. I havent been on the pill since the girls. I wasn't thinking about having sex with him since we've been at odds over the girls but he was so good to them last night and this morning and I lost control of myself. I cant afford these girls now and if I'm pregnant we are so screwed. I already feel terrible about them living in this dump if I have another.. OH GOD I just hope Im not pregnant.

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>>175566212
>>175552740
Nope, if anything it's too potent. Just depends on the toddlers crack.

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"You know Mei, you have an impressive rack"

>>175573531
make your own townies, use MC to delete the ones you dont want

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"Mrs. Steinberg are you trying to seduce me?"

>>175550591
>MUH CANON
anon, it's 2017, canon doesn't exist anymore, the only shit that exists is quasi-canon "lore" because writers are too lazy to come up with anything concrete.

I'm not sure how MC decides who to abduct, cause it's been abducting the same people over and over again in my game fsr, and it only chooses from that handful of sims and no one else

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"heh~ Well Mrs. Steinberg you've got quite the eye popper as well~"

It isn't said much but I appreciate you guys' stories, keep it up

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"Well, why don't we go upstairs and do some more comparing?"

"My room or yours~?"

>>175580513

Indeed, they are some fine Mei-maries.

>>175585672

YES. There's gonna be some boob honkin' going on!

>>175543692

>"Shush up, guy. Who are you, anyway? You look like an extra from that Doug show on Nickelodeon ... and hey you! Ginger McBlackface! I'm trying to watch my porno films here!"

>>175543713

It looks like the daughter has big mama's figure and personality. Perhaps big daddy will take pity on poor HK Triad bro and give him some fatherly advice?

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"Why the fuck am I eating cereal? Why hasn't that chink whore made breakfast?"

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"Damn whore, I want real food!"

Somewhere from the next room

"You know how to cook, why not make your own breakfast?"

"Shut the fuck up Iris"

>>175587889
>>175588125
>>175588724
lmao

>>175587889
>>175588125

Nice undies. Also she seems a bit cranky, I hope goth boy's been boning her enough lately. She tends to get stabby otherwise.

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>>175587135
Hopefully but the father doesn't seem to like me very much. I did steal his daughter away from his friend's son he wanted to set her up with.

Doesn't help that I'm also a commoner so it'll probably take some time before he warms up and acknowledges me as his son-in-law but I doubt he'll ever show it.

Her mom's the opposite and is a nice person.She actually likes and approves of me, she can just be a little forceful at times with things she wants like her daughter.

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>>175589247
He hasn't sexed her up much because he's 99% of the time depressed. She is cranky not because lack of loving but because she hasn't stolen anything in awhile.

"Iris, I've been feeling really weird for the last couple of days...I can't even really remember them..."

"Nothing? Nothing at all?"

"No, it just feels like a blur."

"Hmm, well do you remember having anything?"

"You're mom gave me some food that was in the fridge"

"What was it?"

"Some kind of cookies, i think they were cinnamon or something?"

"Mom, isn't much of a cook so maybe it was food poisoning"

Iris remembers the last couple days clearly and exactly what her mother did, she also remembers steering Xiao away from her mother and making sure he was with either Mei or Horus.

She remembers that it was like he wasn't even the same guy she knew and someone completely different, Iris wonders how she should tell him the news.

>>175525297
Forgot to add text to this

"Welcome back Horus, how was work?"

"The usual beloved, you seem kind of chiper anything good happen today?"

"I'm just happy to see you Horus, it feels like years~!"

Xiao leans in and gives Horus a tight hug

"It's only been a couple hours beloved."

"Still feel longer~"

"Beloved..."

"Yeah Horus?"

"No, it's nothing, are you hungry?"

"For you"

"As happy as that makes me, I'm talking about food, I didn't have a chance to have lunch, let's make some paninis"

"I'll chop"

Horus warily watches Xiao as they make panini's together, he's too chipper not like her beloved who is always down in the dumps, her same beloved who has a slight smile when he sees his sister or how his face lights up when he sees her.

Her darling is not always this happy but rarely, the most striking thing is the Viktor & Rolf, there's only one person in this house who wears it.

"Beloved, have you see my mother?"

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>>175591075

>he

wait a minute, wat ?

>>175593280

>"Like, zoinks, Scoob! A g-g-g-ghost!"

>>175593349
Character intros several threads back, meant to look like a fuccboi

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"It's nice out tonight, let's go for a walk"

"I have work in the morning"

"You know, I really love you."

"I'm ready, let's go."

Kill her

>>175601237
kill who

>>175600054
HORRIFYING

>>175602485
hot

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>>175603519

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H-help

Damn, is it possible to start certain careers at higher levels than the first? Was that a feature in former games or just in Sims4? Is the availability of such options depend on individual skills or is it random?

>>175606449
freckle-chan

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>>175606449
>went on vaca, got married, waifu gib cuddles, finally got dick wet and almightly Allah approves
>good week
>start to fall asleep
>sudden thought
>"... Did I wear a condom?"
shiddddd

>>175606785
lmfao

>>175606785
>using a condom

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>>175606785
Wow, they actually have animated cuddle in the bed after sex with the covers over them?

>>175608029
Is she slowly fusing inside him?

>>175608029
Yep, I wonder why they didn't put in cuddles in 4

I can't find the mega with the new animations posted in the previous thread, was it added to the pastebinb?

>>175603729
is this some mod?

>>175609910
Tits & Arse

You can get it at back alley sims. Need to register though.

What trait will you pick for your toddlers?

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It's a brand new sports car

>>175611448
>not a pupper

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>>175611448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLT2erau3zo

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>>175612563
They already got one, it's a lil shibe named Tinkerbell and she protects their property from stays and skunks

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>call midwife
>she sprints into the house buttnaked and screaming

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>midwife was no help
>gives birth in the bathroom
>husband runs in and screams at the baby
this game is a trip

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>repairing an object leaves a pile of trash behind a few tiles away
>tfw didn't notice I haven't cleaned up one pile due to walls setting
>tfw now I have a pretty developed Trash Plant near my front door

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>>175554769
Inside of you.

>>175612980
LOL
wtf

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Check out that view!

>>175618426
>no railing
You couldn't force me to stand out on your deck
2 spook

>>175618426
dem arms

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>>175619595
Just gotta learn to live life on the edge my man!

>>175619612
Yeah it's a pretty silly pose.

ahhhhhhh!!!!

post eyes

Wen da tiddy jus rite

>>175624871
what the fugg

>>175624871
>>175627683
Fucked up texture (placement), I assume.

>>175627910
As soon as I put that shitty choker on her eye bugged, delet'd

>>175629390
Shame, it's a cute choker.

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>help me