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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, April 29th:
1429 – Joan of Arc arrives to relieve the Siege of Orléans.
1910 – The Parliament of the United Kingdom passes the People's Budget, the first budget in British history with the expressed intent of redistributing wealth among the British public.
1916 – World War I: The UK's 6th Indian Division surrenders to Ottoman Forces at the Siege of Kut in one of the largest surrenders of British forces up to that point.
1945 – World War II: The German army in Italy unconditionally surrenders to the Allies.
1945 – World War II: Führerbunker: Adolf Hitler marries his longtime partner Eva Braun in a Berlin bunker and designates Admiral Karl Dönitz as his successor; Hitler and Braun both commit suicide the following day.


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# Mods
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>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
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>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
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>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
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>>[CK2] - After The End
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>>[V2]Africa Mod
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Old Thread >>175267262
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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see >>175351970
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>>175351813

pls. I want to form Arabia
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I don't know what the fuck is this hrrrrt shit is but I'm killing it before it unites east and west through heirs.

Although idea of fraticelli byzantine is amusing.
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>>175352248
What the fuck even is that steppefag langugae
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>>175351901
Brown and half-based
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>>175351901
W&B
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>>175351901
God
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>>175352383
More like mountain slavs or something
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>Observing CKII game.
>Karlings constantly reconquer revolting Saxony.
>Murder the spanish Caliphate after every truce ends.
>Constantly hange from West France to East France and or Middle France and back.
If I didn´t know any better, I´d say they have identidy issues.
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>>175351841
SuperPower 2
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???
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>>175353343
There should really be an option to disable CoA's on the map, desu, they make it look really cluttered.
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>>175352750
You must be fucking literally retarded, they're armenians
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>>175352248
What titles does the guy have?
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Do you get shit modifiers like highway robber bands if you're above your demense limit? I noticed the levy and income penalty caps out at 90% so couldn't you in theory just ignore the demense limit, sooner or later you'll become so big that even with a 90% penalty you'll still be rich and powerful.
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>>175349348
>14th century start date

Is Majapahit OP as shit in that start? If not, they should be.
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>>175353817
Francia orientalis >>175353343 which is essentially HRE except neither holy, nor roman nor an empire but rather a Heretical Bulgaro-German Kingdom.
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>>175354065
Majapahit have the most development in the region I believe, but not by much. Pasai Malay and Brunei all can be successful, and generally dont mess with Majapahit too much because of AI cant into boats, and have no reason to attack provinces they cant core.
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>>175354065
Majapahit has all of indonesia/malaya as vassals.
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>>175354431
>>175354353
Sounds about right, then.
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>>175354312
Nice. Ive never seen this happen and I have 500+ hours

Im waiting for HIP to be integrated with Ancient Religions to get back into the game
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>>175354495
>>Im waiting for HIP to be integrated with Ancient Religions to get back into the game
>Historical Immersion Project
>dead meme religions

pick one
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>>175354478
This is the 1444 start, none of them are tributaries or vassals of the Majapahit
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>>175354602
>vanilla
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>>175354065
1444 Majapahit is pretty much dead unless you are playing MEIOU since they have early start.
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>>175354602
Well yeah, that makes sense. Majapahit was a titan in the 1300s, but kind of started imploding a little after 1400, partly because of the emergence of Islam in the west of the archipelago. Around 1500, Islam started breaking up the core realm in Java itself, starting with the rise of Demak.
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>>175354569
I just want to play as a count who secretly worships Zeus. Its well known that people in power practice paganism so this isnt historically inaccurate
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>>175354643
That's fair enough, because of what I just said in >>175354721. I was just asking if, in the non-vanilla earlier start dates of some mods, like 1356, Majapahit started in a better position (since I didn't have MEIOU or other such mods).
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>>175354739
its just larping, no one actually believes that meme shit
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>>175354826
Want me to boot up Extended Timeline and check?
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>>175354721
Majapahit died because of succession crisis and too much autonomy not because Islam. When Islam came to Archipelago Majapahit was already a skeleton.
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>>175354987
I did say "partly," though you're right, it wasn't the chief cause.

I suppose in EU4 terms, they had a civil war disaster happen and everything went to shit.

>>175354968
That would be nice, thanks. If you could post a screencap of both the earliest start date and the 1444-equivalent start date, that'd be fantastic. I'd like to see how accurately/inaccurately they got all the tiny-ass kingdoms.
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>>175355130
The earliest startdate I got with them by toggling the calendar. No vassals or tributaries and other subjects.
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>>175353986
>even with a 90% penalty
So you would rather summon 100 troops from over 100 counties instead of summoning 1000 troops from 10 counties?
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>>175355774
The first historical start date I can select in the menu with it. No subjects of any kind either. Started and it gave me a standard mission to subjugate a neighbor. Controls the darker red parts on the islands.
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>>175355958
yes
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>>175355130
>>175355774
>>175355963
And here is 1444. No vassals and so on either, just territorrial losses.
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>>175355774
>those borders
>1290s

Hm. Guess they recycled Majapahit to also represent Singhasari.

Also

>Pagarruyung exists

I thought that kingdom got founded in like the 1350s or something.
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>>175356013
Suicide is always an option
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>>175356109
Forgot the 1444 pic. Singhasari is selectable before 1293.
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>>175356203
But what if I suicide everyone else by conquering the entire world, owning every single holding and then executing every last courtier, and then killing mysef?
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So is there any way to dismantle Bulgaria? Do I just have to sow dissent or something?
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>>175356295
Alright. So they haven't changed the borders from vanilla 1444 EU4, then (aside from giving Tidore control of Halmahera).

I think I ranted about why this map irritated me earlier, here: >>175324585

Thanks for the screenshots.
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>>175356449
Invite claimants and push their claims without landing them, that should give them independent realms if I'm not mistaken. Also, have you already run out of things to spend money on? Your bankroll is huge.
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>>175356295
>45 tech in all areas

Just how high does the tech tree go in that mod
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>>175351892
Where can I get the cheapset EUIV anons?
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>>175354495
It doesn't normally happen. I spent a ton of money keeping HRE from forming by killing the leaders so it all was split in the weird ways. (and they did a good job of dying in battles themselves anyway).
It all almost went to shit when karlings run out of heirs and empire to be merged under Bulgarian king but luckily he was fraticellin (but secretly cathar) and decided to BTFO pope instead forming Cathar patriarchy.
One more generation and what's left of Francia should hopefully shatter to an extent where it will never recover into a monolith state.
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How do I get cream_api to work for CK2?
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>>175357084
Really far. It goes to the year 9999 and the last start date 2017 as of now. I think the tech levle was something in the 90s?

If you play in the earliest two start dates 2 and 58 you have to wait decades if not centuries to get the first idea groups due to various penaltys on if you´re in antiquity, early middle ages or somewhere else. There are so called primitive ideas you have to get before even getting the "normal" techlevels. The 40/50 are last I checked the equal to unmodded 4 - 6. Need to look that up again, though.
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NWO is the preferred modern day mod for /gsg/, right? When is the start date? Modern politics have me feeling like Cold War and our only chance at a game got scrapped
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>>175357675
CWE is the preferred mod, NWO was dropped after the region overhaul
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>>175357718
Thanks lad. Anything I should know before I jump in?
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>>175357909
Not really, CWE is pretty straightforward. More railroaded from what I can remember, GPs have by far the most flavour and compared to NWO it should be harder for minors to make big land grabs.
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>>175357675
what game?
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>declare on france to seize the shitty little indonesian island they started colonizing
>2 years later 25000 swedes invade california

fucking AI

literally everything wrong with this game in a single image
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>>175358160
Any game. Unless you mean the canceled one which is EvW. Damn shame as it looked like it was going to be good, even if it was behind schedule. Guessing Paradox really canceled it because of their shift in business model rather than logistics.
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Otto is fighting Persia and Oman.
I'm allied to Otto, but he hasn't called me in yet, worried that he's gonna call me in when oman and persian armies are in awkward places and will devastate some of my prosperous lands.
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Should I get EU4? What am I in for? I just want to go and genocide savage (((colored))) people
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>>175356625
For that time being yeah, Constantinople really IS very powerful when it comes to money. I don't really ever run out of money, my monthly balance is within the 19-22 range constantly, but I think I can go even higher soon.

Also Paris is Aztec majority now.
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>>175358480
Show map
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k lads
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>>175358907
I don't think the Aztecs can get any further than this. I only really enabled them so I can play Duke Nukem and save the women of Europe. I can't do shit until they're close enough though.

Also I'm not helping that Armenian faggot with his constant wars, I just don't want to take the prestige hit.
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>>175358983
yeah?
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Burma world power by 3782
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>>175359485
based niggermod poster
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I was thinking of Espionage, but I might go exploration just so I can hunt for the seven cities.
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ayyy
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>>175359405
>no india, eastern half of urals are gone, mali is gone
That map looks pretty fucking sweet actually. I don't play HIP but their mapper is GOAT
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Guys, I want to mod a synthetic rubber factory in Vic2:
- make an invention that allows building this factory
- make factories that benefit from rubber in state benefit from it
- make AI being able to build it
What should I do?

I suppose it should be in the same tech as coal liquefication plant, the factory taking oil as raw resource (or liquor - there is a way to synthetize butadiene from ethanol).
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>get 500 prestige before the ai
>win with free doomstack
I had forgotten how easy it was to blob with tribalshits. Now I just have to wait for 100g and I can form based Poland
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Could someone please explain dutch republic for me? After reading about it, it's not clear to me if I get rulers that will rule for life instead of 4 year cycles?
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>>175360587
>I want to mod a synthetic rubber factory in Vic2
But synthetic rubber wasn't viable until after Liqqy's timeline.
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>>175360587
>make factories that benefit from rubber in state benefit from it

what's the point then? Adding factories and resources in Vicky is a terrible idea, see PDM
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>>175361023
But he has a time machine.
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>>175361023
>Liqqy
?
Also, the first rubber plant was established before the first coal liquefication plant.
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>>175361332
is this your first time posting here?
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>>175361202
>what's the point then?
Well, it wold be strange if it consumed any rubber but only benefited from natural rubber.
>Adding factories and resources in Vicky is a terrible idea, see PDM
Yes, but how bad could one end-game factory make it?
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>>175361449
No, but I don't know who Liqqy is. Liquor + what?
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>>175361332
>the first rubber plant
Cool story, that doesn't make it viable. The reality of the situation is that they were war-time factories as temporary stop gap measures in place of natural rubber. Once the war ended, the factories closed. Viable production of synthetic rubber doesn't even begin until '40 with Ameripol.

>>175361760
Confirmed newfag.
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>>175361809
>temporary stop gap measures in place of natural rubber
But in Vic2, rubber shortage is not temporary. It's constant. It would be natural to start the production of synthetic rubber, just as natural as coal liquefication was in the countries that had no access to oil IRL.
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>>175362315
Yeah but do you have any idea behind the processes and techonologies behind it?
When it was invented and how efficient it was?
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>>175362315
Or you could just tweak rubber production in the files to make it more realistic, but sure, let's go with the ahistorical fantasy approach that the AI has continually proven itself unable to deal with in any way.
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Where does the money in V2 initially come from?
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I've never actually done a game as the UK in HPM. Worth or nah? Seems like it would be rather micro intensive.
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>>175360724
this guy right here just singlehandedly won me a civil war, thanks m8
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>>175362658
do it
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>>175362452
Hm. Well, that might be a solution. How do I do it? And in that case, I'd like to eliminate coal liquefication pant from the game.
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>>175362658
UK exists to be ruined and dethroned
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>>175362648
Taxes
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>>175362648
V2 money comes form gold mines/precious metals
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>>175362734
>1024x768
very impressive, my peenoise lad
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>>175362746
>How do I do it?
You'd need to find the provincial files for rubber production and then increase the base amount. As to which file it is, you're asking the wrong guy.

>And in that case, I'd like to eliminate coal liquefication pant from the game.
Unsure. You should probably increase oil production in the game as well if you're going to do this.
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>>175362734
What do you even do?
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>invest into hospitals
>surviving plague while the rest of the europe shits itself
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>>175362986
whatever you want, play world police and support every breakway state, blob, or just get comfy borders and do nothing the whole game
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>>175357094
g2a or kinguin
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>>175363208
>play world police
Why do redditors not understand this notion? >ew le icky blob why are you playing as icky bloberino?!?!?!
I guess they're just too casual.
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>>175363814
>triggered
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>>175363814
what did he mean by this
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Time to turn on the dev edict and the dev policy and use mana to change the color of some provinces
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>>175364001
How high is your developement? Post GPs.
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>>175364369
395 development right now.
Still a duchy since my prestige has been so shit.

Haasa is my vassal. After universities I will build some in his provinces and develop his land a bit as well.
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Moonman is serving in the court of the African Roman Emperor.
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>>175364810
1488 my aryan brethren
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How do I into victoria 2?
>start as greece
>don't do anything
>haemorrhaging money
>my soldiers are slowly decreasing, not taking attrition or anything
>sit there for 40 years not doing anything, unable to retake my cores from ottoman
>alt f4
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>>175365136
Conquer Warri in 1836.
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>>175365136
>download cheat engine victoria 2 table
>pant the world
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>>175365327
this basically
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what's the best CKII starting date
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Is there any way I can make myself open to missionaries? I want to feudalize ASAP since I don't plan on blobbing, but the Christians won't send any physicians to my court.
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>>175365571
But feudalizing is never worth it
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>>175365638
>astronomically higher income
>higher quality troops
>higher tech generation
>higher tech spread
>gets access to non-shit succession laws
Feudals outpace tribals pretty fast, tribal is only worth it if you like lots and frequent wars.
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>>175365136
don't play pseudo-countries that exist only to diminish the authority of other powers
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>>175365571
also interested in this, my Lithuania playthroughs keep falling through because I can't get out of the tribal shit soon enough
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hmm
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This is fucked up.
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>French Conquest of Aachen
>Aachen is a Free City so Austria joins in
>Aachen is allied to Russia and Brandenburg and they join in
>Aachen is part of Genoas huge trade league so they join in
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>>175366054
>oldest European country in the world
>"pseudo"-country
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>>175367006
I just realized, just raid/invite (buy a favor to make it work) a catholic/whatever woman to your court, take her as a concubine and then convert
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>>175367312
Why does France get that mission anyway? Doeas that have any historical significance or is that one of those crush your small neighbor missions?

Aside from that, should France not be pretty fucked in that war?
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Vicky 2 question. Why did HPM remove china's ability to get research points by randomly invading other nations, but leave it in for all the other uncivs? It turns China from a tense game of chicken with the infamy score to just "wait til 1910."
Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
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>>175367573
>Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
HPM
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>>175367495
>Aside from that, should France not be pretty fucked in that war?
They have aragorn on their side, but they are losing it seems.
Only 20k manpower left.
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>>175367495
Aachen was Charlemagne's capital, it's French WEWUZism
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>>175365136
Ally Prussia, Russia, or Austria and have them beat up the Ottomans for you
>>175367325
He's not joking. Greece in Vicky 2 exists solely to make the ottomans feel bad.
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Thanks for the gold homie.
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>>175364741
>spend infinite mana to make your country the bastion of the world
>STILL weaker than aragon
Bravo, EU4.
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>>175367325
this is what modern day "greeks" actually believe
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>>175368368
Greeks are better than almost all humans in the world you slavic subhuman.
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>>175368368
>>175368593
>/int/ attempts humor
haha..banter..lol..am I right guys..
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>>175368368
Greece is the oldest European country in the world, but modern day Greeks are Turk rape babies rthat have nothing to do with those men. See pic related, ancient Greek statue showing a slave and a Greek, notice the aryan features of the Greek, this is extinct in Batı Türkiye
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EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
cant move bottom army up
thats were i came from
sry for low quality dont know why its like that
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Ex-fucking-scuse me?
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>>175368985
>kang
lol its the thing I know to laugh at haha lol top kek as we say on 4cheddit
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>>175369101
>managing to form the HRE that early

you are either a wizard or a cheater.
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>>175369034
i reloaded and tried the other fort
CANT move back from a fort to the province withing its zone of control wtf
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>>175369116
It's actually called 4chan, not 4cheddit.
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>>175369052
there`s so much wrong with this picture
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>>175369173
I'm neither. I'm just the count of Bordeaux getting a comfy tall game going. The fucking kingdom of Italy event fires then immediately afterwards this shit happens. I am lost for words
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>>175369287
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>175369435
seriously, what are you doing
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>>175369639
Imperializing
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>>175369819
hmmm
why is everything so dark
why are you attracting migrants
why are you building cavalry instead of hussars
why are you researching steamers instead of saving up one year of research for idealism
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I expanded my Kingdom of Florida in after the end, and I was doing pretty well but the Holy Confederation thing declared war on me. I can muster about 3000 men, they over 10000. With some mercenary tactics, I was able to fend them off, but I had to swear featly after. Otherwise I was gonna get assfucked. I feel like a failure having to bend the knee.

Also, did you know making someone your tributary only lasts as long as your lifetime? What a waste of time and men I've been spending making them my tribitches.
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>>175370072
Yeah, the tributary system is retarded
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>>175370072
Tributaries are great for farming prestige and easy temporary allies. It's a mechanic they ripped from mods AFAIK, but they forgot to implement the part where tributaries get to choose wether to remain a tributary upon your succession or break it, giving you another CB against them.
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>>175364001
>>175364741
Did you cheat Mana for that much development?
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>>175365468
1066
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>>175370710
>because I have settings on dark
Why? Do you live in a basement with no lights?
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>>175370879
you don't?
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>>175370061
>because I have settings on dark
>because they (the ottomans) occupied sardina
>because I can't afford it
>because I need to break the ottoman blockade

I'm now working my way up to asia mirror
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>>175370914
No, I live in a house with lights.
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What are some start dates you would like to see in an Europa Universalis game? Just curious.
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If I use random new world can I still transfer my map to Vicy?
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>>175371176
1494, 1614, 1815
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>>175371139
fucking bourgeois
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>>175371176
1453. Fuck the redditors with their muh byzantium fanwank.
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>>175371176
1337 or 1354
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perfect alternative history doesn't exi-
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could someone upload Kaiserreich 0.3 for Heart of Iron 4:^)
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>>175369201
forts do this shit all the time it's so frustrating

I love how one recent patch note was that they fixed AI being able to walk past forts. all they fixed was the AI wanting to walk past forts, they're still able and do it from time to time.
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>>175372072
Speaking of Jews and alt history I read Turtledove lately (don't, it's garbage)
The Jews literally team up with the reptilians against the rest of the human race.
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>>175370716
>Did you cheat Mana for that much development?
Nope
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>>175372072
>by USA
>not by united secular arab republic
so close
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>>175372627
>secular
>arab
>republic
what the fuck am I reading
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>>175372492
I thought it was supposed to be alt history?
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>>175372072
Nukes right the wrongs of the past.
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>>175372492
>don't, it's garbage
Worldwar is a fun read what are you on about
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>>175372731
I mean it also has the russians kick reptile ass.
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>>175372609
How did you get Iraq to form?

Spawning as Qara and then releasing Iraq?
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>>175372830
It's fun but also braindead, and the Reptiles don't get hit with Pin to the Sky to make them disappear forever.
Also I refuse to believe that literal fucking reptiles would be accepted so easily by Colonization.
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>>175372707
In the middle east there have been several dictators who enforced secular values on the people, Nasser, Sadaam, Assad, etcetera. They still followed the republic format because they had constitutions. Republic ≠ democracy, hence why in the US you can win the presidency without a popular vote.
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>>175367573
> but leave it in for all the other uncivs?
All uncivs that are or choose to be isolationist suffer the same gate as china
Like Japan
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>>175367573
HPM is a dum-dum
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>>175372912
Yeah I started as QQ and released and played as Iraq
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>>175373021
This is bordergore
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>>175372609
Post simple terrain map, I want to see how much of that is fertile farmland.
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Are there good places to play besides Iron Islands in GoT? It's all so boring and no chances to do anything.
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>>175373142
Blame Israel.
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>>175371276
pls
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>>175373143
5 farmland, 5 dryland
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>>175373345
>Item condition: --
And the answer is no, of course not. It can't just generate a map based off the RNW.
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>>175373313
blame Nasser's delusions you mean.
Pan-Arab nationalism isn't Israel's fault.
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>>175372707

All the dudes we forcibly remove from power are secular and usually pan-arab.

The west actively wants to remove secularism from the middle-east for some fucked up reason.
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>>175373512
>it isn't israels fault they stole arab land and are currently keeping the palestinians in concentration camps
Sure thing, Schlomo. Greadest ally, only demogracy in the middle east.
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>>175373512

Pan-Arab nationalism is based and almost white.
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>>175373643
>for some fucked up reason
An unstable middle east both promotes Israel's narrative of being muh only stable democracy and allows the western powers to exploit them for oil. This has been the American, French, and British doctrine for the past century.

If it wasn't for Putin (((ISIS))) would have overrun Syria and Israel would have occupied them as a """""""peacekeeping force""""""" like they did in Lebanon before based Hezbollah ran them out.
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>>175373926
Ba'athism is Quasi-Fascist and badass. Its the only form government that can reasonably work in the middle east besides a Caliphate.
Assad did nothing wrong.
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rate my map made in MS Paint
I still have to do the he heightmap and the biomes and shit
I'll ignore the western hemisphere for now
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>>175373915
>stealing land
>implying this is possible
Where are you from? I can tell you whose land you're """rightfully""" squatting on. They won it through diplomacy and defended it with force. Its theirs and they have all right to genocide the Palestinians if they want to.
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>>175374818
Really though, if you want to talk about working then the greatest state in the middle East, ever, was based Gaddafi's Libya. The HDI was eastern European tier. How can Pan Arabists compete with BASED Jamahiriya?
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Is leader shock a better modifier than morale for early game?

Which tradition is going to give my military the biggest advantage at the start?
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>>175375138
I'm in Europe, so my ancestors have been the majority in this land for millenia, nice try with the muh redskins meme though.

All I'm saying is the Jews could have picked some nigger country like Madagascar or some barren country like Patagonia instead of the holiest place in the world. They were needlessly antagonistic in demanding that territory. If it wasn't for their chichanery in Western governments they never would have got it.
>>
How do I deal with rebels in EU4? I always get them popping up unless I use my few military points. Also, Sunnis are always rebelling because I can't convert them what do?
>>
Which country has the best military ideas in EU4? Shimazu? Prussia?
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>>175375195
wow, and israel is western european tier
makes you think
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>>175375489
Religious ideas and lowered unrest from tolerance of the true faith
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>>175375487
i'm glad there's that big ol' star o' dave on his forehead or i wouldn't have known he was a KIKE
thanks for the redpill my aryan bud, always good to get refreshed
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>>175375489
take humanist ideas
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>>175375516
That's western Aid, the kikes stealing and lying, as usual.

And the only reason they pay so much to Egypt is so they don't attack Israel.
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>>175375676
why is your butt so hurt
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>>175375638
wtf i love israel now

>>175375810
Because Yids are destabalising the world.
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>>175375138
So what you're saying is the nazis were right? Well, I mean, it's nice to hear a zionist admit to agreeing with their ideological brethren.
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>>175375901
do you have any actual evidence for that or are you just larping as some sort of traditionalist warrior
and i mean a non-blogspot evidence
>>175376332
hey, anything goes captain kike blaster
we're all nazis here
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>>175375494
Nepal
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>>175375494
Prussia/Sweden

If Nomad +25% cav bonus on attack/flat lands was available for Poland, then Poland.
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>>175375487
>redskins meme
>implying
What part of Europe? Because at some point Europe was uninhabited by humans. Do you seriously think the people inhabiting your country is the same as they were a couple thousand years ago? Next you're going to tell me the Italians are Roman. I certainly hope you're not from England, France, Iberia, parts of Germany, or the slavic Balkans.

But no. You take land, it's yours. If the Palestinians want the land they can take it by force, as is how it's always been through history. Who cares if its antagonistic? It's still their land.
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>>175376332
Yes.
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>>175375494
Prussia, Uesegi
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>>175376859
>If the Palestinians want the land they can take it by force
They can't do that because of the Israeli lobby in America blackmailing the politicians. I remember when Obongo started speaking out against Israel and he was lambasted by the (((MSM))), despite him formerly being a good goy.

Why should the snakes of the Earth kill the lions?
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>Try out Prussia in Victoria 2
>2 decades in
>nope
>fuck this
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>>175378684
>can't win with the tutorial country
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>>175378684
based mentally deficient eu4 player
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>>175378735
It's cause of the micromagament
>click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
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>>175378859
You know you can pause the game, right? It's not an RTS
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>>175374680

Yeah. I should of said ((((for some reason)))).

>>175375195

Gaddafi was based and handsome.
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Why do have a few turkish minors that jewish star? Or was that originally theirs and not from the jews?
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>>175378859
unironically kill yourself and anyone related to you by blood
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>>175378859
You can fucking ignore industry altogether and still win as Prussia.
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>>175379153
It's an abrahamic symbol in general. Muslims believe King Solomon was a prophet and the six pointed star is sometimes called the seal of solomon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
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Guys I think Im cursed
Everytime I start playing some grand strategy game I get into car related accident
>Pick up stellaris
>Fail my driver´s license test
>Pick up EUIV months later
>Get into car crash
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>>175378859
What exactly do you need to micromanage as Prussia that you don't need to do with any other country? You need to play the sphere game with 2, then 3 nations early on and then you're Germany.
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>>175379240
>>175379187
Have only played Victoria 2 for 3 days.
And went State Capitalism and played it as an RPG
>this was apparently a mistake
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>>175379479
>driver´s license test
underageb&
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>Heh, /gsg/ could NEVER bring peace to the middle east, they have no notion of geopolitics.
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>>175379397
Ah, okay. Thanks anon. Time to read up on that then.
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>>175379598
the only solution to the region is genocide of every single inhabitant
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>>175379538
I literally said I later got into car crash which suggests Im an adult since I was the one driving. Do you have brain damage anon?
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>>175379598
Give it all to Erdogan. He'll stop memeing about the Balkans afterwards. Ottomans were terrible for the Balkans and any other European country under their occupation, but they were a positive for the Middle East.
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>>175379598
Is this the HoI map?
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>>175380124
t. Erdogan
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>>175379598
Prove me wrong.
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>>175380537
>all of the Middle East isn't Christian
0/10
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>>175379598
Well if we tried other powers would fuck it up immediately because if the Middle East was stable then their Oil prices would be lower than Russia's or America's. This would be bad for everyone else's economies so keeping it a hellhole is good for the economy of other nations.
Plus, the borders drawn after WW2 are basically what happened when Yugoslavia was formed, it normally would best leave it be until it fixes itself, but interventionism has led to a Unity against a common enemy, not unity through understanding over time.
just call me an idealist.
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>>175371585
Byzantium is actually pretty interesting if you play it as it is, a rump Roman Remnant trying to survive in a new world. Redditors try to blob it and go MUH NOSTRUM in a time where everyone thought they were just Greek LARPers.

Also a Byzantium post-1453 is fucking stupid. If it died at the siege of Constantinople, it ain't coming back. Your best bet for a New Roman state would come from say, some Italian state deciding to unite Italy using old Roman symbols rather than Italian city-state ones.
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>>175380537
>Not the shahdom of Iran
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>>175380424
Nah, EvW.

And tbvqh, it had too many provinces, so here's the V2 map.
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>>175379598
Secular Arab Federation.
>>
Where should I colonize as Poland?
Playing Magna Mundi for EU3 for giggles since 4 is still a Trainwreck.

A carriibbean island or two?
>>
>tfw no interesting middle-east with various cultures, religions and nations
Islam was a mistake
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>>175381308
>too many provinces
what did he mean by this?
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>>175382672
the urals
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Alright, lads, prove me wrong.

Ba'athist Arabia has a port in the south of Arabia to prevent power play in the Persian gulf.
The Jamahiriya of northern Africa makes less oil money than Arabia, but controls the Suez canal for muh tariffs.
Maghreb Union has Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, and Western Sahara.
Toureg union because self determination.
Yemen split between Houthi Shia state and southern state to prevent conflict.
independent Holy state to prevent power politics/stop people claiming to be a caliphate.
Turkey has northern Cyprus becaues that area actually is Turk majority, as much as I don't want it to be.
Kurdistan to stop them bitching/revolting and keep Turkey down.
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>>175379598
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>>175383195
>israel
>has west bank and gaza
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>>175383104
You've totally fucked the balance of power, ensured tons of ethnic and religion conflict, doomed thousands to oppression or genocide, and completely ignored reality.

sykes-picot/10
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>>175383341
How so?
>>
I want to get into Eu3. Should I go full vanilla or should I start with a mod to get the best experience? And if so, which is the best mod to play? Hopefully something that isn't just a giant clusterfuck and actually improves the game.
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>>175383452
Start vanilla but player with CanOmer's map so you don't get an eyesore, then move over to something like Miscmods
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>>175383452
go with DW if you want to colonize, otherwise HTTT
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Is Stellaris worth the 39,99?
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>>175383886
lol
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>>175383886
>buying games
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>>175383886
It's better than HoI4 and arguably better than EU4
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>>175384042
its better than dogshit?
thanks for the info
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>>175383452
Vanilla and then go mods.
>>
Playing ck2, is the chance of the goldsmith dying before finishing his work really high? This is the third time a goldsmith has died after 5-10 years and made me lose money
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>>175383886
Wait for next sale. Get the base game and Utopia expansion for the same price.
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>>175383452
eu3 is as shit as eu4 and the only reason you'll see people itt claim otherwise is that it was their first gs
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>>175383438
The "arabia" state completely dominates the Middle East. Right now there is a semblance of some balance of power between Saudi Arabia + the Gulf States / Iran. If Arabia suddenly encompassed all those areas plus all the shit you added, and also had a direct route to the Mediterranean to build its own pipelines to Europe, PLUS being able to go around the gulf entirely, it would be a regional superpower.

Also I'm sure you know this but there are tons of non-arabs in the "arabian union", there are also a fuckload of non-Muslims, and of course there are both Sunnis and Shi'ites in the proposed union, and since you're saying it will be an authoritarian state this will not end well. Yes, Ba'athism is theoretically secular but the theory doesn't always match reality. I hope you've found an immortal philosopher king to govern this country. I also hope that immortal philosopher king gave the former emirs and sheikhs of the varies states the Union absorbed a good deal, because they don't want to form a union. This will also cause conflict.

Having a "holy state" won't stop people from claiming a caliphate by the way. ISIS does that and has never owned Mecca or Medina. In fact having a Holy State set aside for them is probably a poor idea because controlling those cities is very lucrative from a business perspective, I'm pretty sure your massive Arab union would just turn them into a vassal state. Of course this would piss off non-Arabs, more conflict.

Making Oman an Ibadi state by definition would piss off a quarter of the country

Of course Cyprus is still split in your image so that inevitably will cause conflict. Also I'm fairly sure the cypriots don't want to be part of Greece either.

That little Kurdistan sea access thing is funny, but it doesn't really do anything for Kurdistan because they need permission from Turkey to reach the mediterranean anyway (bosphorus strait)

there's more but I think you get the point
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>>175381308
green = russia
blue = france
red = england
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>>175384275
>he fell for the goldsmith meme
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>>175384042
HoI IV's third expansion will be worth $25 according to a dev so hopefully that means more than focus trees. Apparently the reason the next expansion/dlc will be so small is because a lot of resources have gone into the AI improvements,overhauling the map and fixing air warfare.
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>>175383438
>put israel under control of arab muslims that regularly say they want to murder jews
hmmm
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>>175383886
>buying games
>asking that at /gsg/

m8 we used to have all the gsg in a mega for free without a care before the new internal war against the groups.
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>>175384275
>died after 5-10 years
What.
They deliver their goods within like, a year
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>>175384524
Oh, I thought he meant thousands of people, not thousands of parasitic rats.
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>>175383259
Yes, and? Let's be honest, they already have those areas anyway, it's just on paper that some people claim they don't.
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>>175384528
i still have that mega saved
don't tell discord
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>>175384482
>>175384547
Three goldsmiths in a row have, after three years-ish, gotten incapable at the age of 40 and died without giving me anything
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>>175384647
Bless your autistic soul
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>>175384634
No no, Arabia is annexing Israel there, not Turkey.
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>>175384368
>it would be a regional superpower.
What's the problem?
>
Also I'm sure you know this but there are tons of non-arabs in the "arabian union", there are also a fuckload of non-Muslims, and of course there are both Sunnis and Shi'ites in the proposed union, and since you're saying it will be an authoritarian state this will not end well. Yes, Ba'athism is theoretically secular but the theory doesn't always match reality.
Assad has looked after the Sunnis, Shias, and Christians in Syria well.
The only time a Ba'athist has killed a religious group is when they were revolting against them, like when the Iranians funded Shia militants in Iraq in 1991. Other than that no persecutions have ever taken place, and you couldn't even call this a "persecution" and they were attacking the military, they had to shoot back.
>I hope you've found an immortal philosopher king to govern this country. I also hope that immortal philosopher king gave the former emirs and sheikhs of the varies states the Union absorbed a good deal, because they don't want to form a union. This will also cause conflict.
Then they'll be gassed.
>Having a "holy state" won't stop people from claiming a caliphate by the way. ISIS does that and has never owned Mecca or Medina. In fact having a Holy State set aside for them is probably a poor idea because controlling those cities is very lucrative from a business perspective, I'm pretty sure your massive Arab union would just turn them into a vassal state. Of course this would piss off non-Arabs, more conflict.
Secularists would have no business trying to take holy cities, wanting to form a caliphate is completely alien to Ba'athist ideology, I assume this Holy state would be defended by pretty much everyone. Not least the Ba'athists themselves, they don't want to pillage Mecca.

>Making Oman an Ibadi state by definition would piss off a quarter of the country
Then they can go to Arabia.
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>>175383438
You've pulled a Yugoslavia on the entire region. that's how you fucked up. Look at all the nations that were in Yugoslavia, where a similar situation occurred. There is now 5(6 if you count Kosovo's independence) countries where we thought 1 was a good idea, now apply this to the Middle East. Self-determination is important, but that wouldn't help sell other countries oil so intervention after intervention to stop these genocides which the countries stopping them caused.
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>>175385204
>where we thought 1 was a good idea
it was a good idea tho
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>Pope calls crusade against Fraticelli Bavaria
>Wins
>Guy that received Bavaria instantly goes fraticelli

Pope BTFO

Heresies seem to be dying out though. Mostly because Cathars can't breed with that glorious -25% fertility penalty x2

>>175384663
How much do you pay them?

I've been pumping maximum money into all smiths and goldsmiths and they always returned to me.
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>>175385204
>oil prices are more important thatn people's lives
#imwithher
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>>175385104
>>it would be a regional superpower.
>What's the problem?
The balance of power would be upset and the other states would be dominated by it. If you can't understand why this is a problem then you're hopeless. Then again you seem to be a pan-arabist wanking about what amounts to a new secular caliphate so you probably are.

>The only time a Ba'athist has killed a religious group is when they were revolting against them
yes, and surely there won't be any revolts against this enforced overlord state that tramples over religious, legal, historic, and ethnic boundaries

>>you couldn't even call this a "persecution"
>be marginalized, oppressed, harassed, forcibly converted, etc.
>try to rebel against authoritarian gov't allowing this to happen
>get killed
>haha serves them right for fighting back
yeah ok, you're definitely a /pol/tard

>Then they'll be gassed.
yeah confirmed, no need to consider anything you're saying really. I thought you might be serious at first but now I understand you're either larping or baiting
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>>175385557
That's America's foreign policy tho, no matter the party, unless it's defending against the damn commies.
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>>175385204
Yeah true. Just need one nation to fuck it up for the rest and start the ball rolling for total chaos.
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>>175384389
based
>>
which version of NWO or CWE is actually fun?
Side note, how do I egypt in hpm
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>>175385679
>the other states would be dominated by it.
Not really, there'd be a regional balance of power between the Jamahiriya, the Maghreb Union and Arabia, and on a global scale Russia, China, America, and the EU would keep them in check.

>yes, and surely there won't be any revolts against this enforced overlord state that tramples over religious, legal, historic, and ethnic boundaries
The "legal, historic" boundaries that were drawn by Britain and France in 1918? How is that their boundary? Plus, like I said, Sadaam and Assad protected minorities, this state would do the same.
>>be marginalized, oppressed, harassed, forcibly converted, etc.
When? Literally when did that happen? Show me a single example of a Ba'athist state attacking/persecuting a minority that hadn't shot at them first.

>yeah confirmed, no need to consider anything you're saying really. I thought you might be serious at first but now I understand you're either larping or baiting
Are you saying people who shoot at government forces should be allowed to? Are you larping as an an-cap?
>>
>>175385448
Max amount, but I also got the event where I have to pay more on each one. Maybe that's why?
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So when are Fascists activated in HPM?
It's 1919 and I've got Mass Politics and basicaly every single tech in the culture tab but no Fascist party
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>>175384504
>third expansion
what were the other 2?
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>>175386249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Anfal_campaign
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>>175386774
After a great war
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>>175386971
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Anfal_campaign
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>>175386249
>Show me a single example of a Ba'athist state attacking/persecuting a minority that hadn't shot at them first.
literally google "baathist [group] oppression"
insert anything into [group], sunni, shi'ite, kurd, christian, etc.
stop talking about shit you don't understand
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>>175387772
>just because I don't repeat CNN lies means I don't understand
Bravo, Chayim. Greater Syria when?
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>>175387489
>>175387881
never, get over it bitch
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>>175387881
>CNN lies
We get it, you browse /r/The_Donald.
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>>175387962
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>>175388378
>if I spam /pol/ memes maybe they'll take me seriously
just go back
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R8 my dutch blob.

Should I continue colonizing east or should I colonize the east coast of america?

Should my dutch heartland be bigger or is this when I stop blobbing?
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>>175388459
>>175388051
>it's reddit to advocate for self determination of indigenous peoples
>it's /r/thedonald not to support israel
Nice try, but Reddit and /r/thedonald love Israel.
>>
alright cucks which one of you is this
http://alexfrd.deviantart.com/gallery/
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i wanna shitpost too
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>>175388612
I don't have a suitable throwing up image for this
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>>175388809
>alex
i think you know exactly who that is
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>>175388839
You mean this is not an aesthetic blob for a dutch superpower?
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>>175388809
probably you advertising your deviantart
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>>175388709
>leftists must love everything that i hate
>i will ignore all facts leftists love israel kikes ahhh
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>>175389070
>reddit
>leftists
They're neo-liberals who want tranny lgbbqwtfiiqfr2d2P, not leftists as in communists.
>>
Is there any way to form germany in HPM as Austria without releasing all my shit?
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>>175389181
you're too far gone
you probably think social democrats are socialists
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>>175389270
sphere/conquer all germans (just like if you were to form normal germany), then you should eventually get an event where you get to choose between becoming germaniums or giving shit up
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>>175389005
You conquered too much of germany, should've stopped at the rhein, or maybe the elbe if you really want to blob
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>>175386171
>which version of NWO or CWE is actually fun?
none of them
>Side note, how do I egypt in hpm
spam +relations with france and uk prior to the oriental crisis, activate the reforms on the day the crisis fires and pray no GPs intervene

afterwards either spam relations with ottomans to +100 and hope to get sphered
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>>175389332
My statement implied the literal opposite of that, it was you who said liberals and leftists are the same thing.
>>
>>175383886
>buying games

just lmao
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>>175386991
>nobody discovered GWs yet
great
>>
Question: Has anyone ever made a mod to play Ned Kelly after a successful Communist overthrow in Australia?

I'd play that.
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>>175386171
CWE is better, but in either you should really only play as a power with enough pops. Something like Albania or Serbia is even more useless in CWE/NWO than in regular Liqqy.
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>>175390185
communist leech of society
>>
is nigeria better than the congo for rgos?
>>
who vaporwave and /gsg/ here? Is there anything more comfy?
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Time for war with the foul t*rks, but should I annex the territory directly, give it to the knights, or do half and half, with them getting sud Anatolia and me getting nud anatolia?
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What should I do with my belgium run, I've taken hong kong and sinai, really enjoying the pop screen being few colonials. Should I blob congo, nigeriums, indonesiums? or do something else?
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>>175391275
Vaporware makes me extremely melancholic and lethargic. I don't like playing games while listening too it. I don't really like doing anything while listen too it. I just get lost in the sound.

I'm also re-reading Homestuck and can't be bothered to play any gsg. Got no ideas for a run or any motivation.
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>>175391093
kike
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>>175391093
>giving money to swedes
LMAO
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>>175391725
>there's no such thing as good vaporwave
You take that back, faggot.
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Thank God I've been weakening the HRE this whole time Xd
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>>175391275
Future Funk
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>>175391593
Just take the Netherlands and blob into Belgium + Netherlands' maximum historical borders worldwide. South Africa, East Indies, Congo, etc
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>>175391432
haha btfo btfo
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>>175391093
*clicks download*
wtf i'm stalin now
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>>175391931
>France's nobles can vote in the sejm
>all those fucking people gathering in one place, probably taking their horses with them shitting all over
Can you imagine the smell? Christ
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>>175391846
>>175391725
>>175391723
>>175391275
>>175391965

https://youtu.be/rTfa-9aCTYg
Plebs
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>>175391725
2 8 4 1 is p good if that counts. Some vaportrap is also good
>>
When's the best time to trigger a Golden Age?
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>>175392163
I never said it was bad :( I really enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgQai3IIMQg
Th-thanks for the (you)
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>>175392315
>>>/civ4x/
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>>175392315
when you're going have the first war with the final boss (turks, ming, france, etc) or the day before absolutism
>>
>>175392163
>>175392335
>simpsonwave fags calling anyone else plebs
Do you even eleven eastern? vice*AIR? Cat System Corp?
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>>175391994
I don't have dutch accepted, thats unironic blobbing
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>>175392315
This isn't the civilization general
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>>175392079
>inherit the throne of anhalt
What did the Germans mean by this?
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>>175391593
you better have kept limburg and luxemburg
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>>175392535
Belgium is part of the low countries, lad. It was part of the Netherlands originally. You'd just be moving back into your original home.
>>
Help /gsg/, you're my only hope!

I was being all happy running my kingdom of holland when I somewhow accidentally inherited the kingdom of Italy. Now I have too many vassals, lost primogenitor succession, too much desmense, and fuck I don't want any of this. How do I go back to being a comfy dutchman?
>>
EU4 is really just a 4X game.
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>>175391846
>>175391725
>>175391723
>>175391275
>>175391965
>>175392163
>>175392335
>>175392515
Wrong thread, lads.
>>>/mu/vaporwave
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>>175392826
/mu/ hates vaporwave tho
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>>175392826
Any break from the tide of shitposting and stale memes is fine by me
>>
Why was everyone such a dick to Venice throughout history? They were the only ones trying to hold the Turks back
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>>175392761
Give someone the inherited titles and grant them independence.
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>>175392956
>implying talking about shitty music doesn't qualify as shitposting
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>>175393113
It's an abstract kind of shitpost
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>>175393113
>shitty
Talking about the kind of music you listen to while playing the genre of game that the thread covers is on-topic posting. It may be tangential, but it's related.
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Patrician vaportrap coming through
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>>175392684
why would you even post this
its an arbitrary blob, its nothing
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>>175392684
The Turks seem to be focusing on shitty Egyptian desert for some reason, can we save the based Copts from the t.urks in time?
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>>175393072

Because people hate success, and Venice was basically everything a King would hate. Free citizens, made wealthy through trade and not land cultivation, was wealthy and charged premiums for their service, was a power broker to kings.

It's a little silly how no paradox game has ever gotten the power of having a navy/fleet capacity correct.
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>>175393410
Because I'm planning to form an ebin hungary-austria with a Latin Empire puppet in the South where Byzantium used to be.
>>
Do I start in 867 or 1066 in HIP
>>
Nice one HPM
>>
>>175393964
you off yourself for even asking
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>>175394085
RIP your market
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>>175393964
769 obviously
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>>175394223
>border gore the game
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>>175394085
your economy is fucked. how did you do it?
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>>175393809
>when you're surrounded by a war torn shithole and all you can think about is making money
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Top shitfest boys.
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>>175393812
>Hungary-Austria
>not even Habsburg
I can't fap to this.
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>>175393812
>Hunyadi dynasty past 1450
you monster
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decided i wanted to do a save where france develops a settler colony on the indonesian island of sumatra

r8 the autism flag i made for it lads
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>>175394509
Just entered a Big War, nothing special, didn't even have my tariffs up it will go back when I'm done genociding half of the russian male population
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Fucking heretics
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How long does it take to get verification email?
>it's been hours
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>>175394191
>>175394509
I got an event: The enemies of my enemies are my allies so I just went with it even though I didn't really need it so it sphered the Qing for me
>>
>plays horde the wrong way
>"b-but muh horde unity is unmanageable!!11!!"

fucking eu babbies
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>>175394890
looks very nice, tiger is good
>>
>when your mosques are being burned at the hands of crusaders and you are absolutely powerless to stop it
>>175394749
>>175394807
I wanted h*bsburgs tbvqh but the onlyway to get it was to becom Austria's cuck.
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>>175395382
To be fair, they did keep trying to kill me in the 15th century, so I'm allowed to kill them now.
>>
>My army takes to a fight
>Starts losing terribly
>Check fight
>Army is rolling 9s+2 shock
>Better army comp than enemy
>Enemy rolling zeros
>enemy still inflicts 3x the causalities


JUST
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>>175395018

That should give you Holy War CB against the Teutons
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>>175396057
>EUIV
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>>175394890
That's nice man, props on including the Banten Sultanate flag too
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>>175396057
>big fight going on between allies and enemies
>allies are holding out despite numerically inferior
>join fight with my stack
>start rolling 0, 2, 2+1, 5, 1
>enemy rolling 6, 7+1, 9, 7, 9
>end up losing despite numerically superior
>remember that I shouldn't intervene because I'll turn the AI's rolls to shit
>such is the life of the player
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>>175396753

parajew would rather spend money with meme streamers like mister white dreadlocks and DDRautism than hiring someone who can make them a good AI
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>>175396057
Are they flanking you? What's their Tactics compared to yours? Discipline?
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>>175395946
End borders. Going to wait for imperialism wargoal before I go again, you can't take enough with holy war.
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>>175397074

how were the knights wiped out IRL? Can't find it on google
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>>175397038
>>175396470
EU3. Poland on the defense against muscovy.
They dont even have lucky nations.
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>>175397350
Napoleon.
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>>175397350
Clearly you didn't look very hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Hospitaller
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>>175397497

why would he destroy a w&b catholic order?
>>
how do i change religion in MEIOU? if i let religious rebels win they only enforce local autonomy
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>>175397620
>The Knights' reign ended when Napoleon captured Malta on his way to Egypt during the French Revolutionary Wars in 1798. Over the years preceding Napoleon's capture of the islands, the power of the Knights had declined and the Order had become unpopular. This was around the time when the universal values of freedom and liberty were incarnated by the French Revolution. People from both inside the Order and outside appealed to Napoleon Bonaparte to oust the Knights. Napoleon Bonaparte did not hesitate. His fleet arrived in 1798, en route to his expedition of Egypt.
>As a ruse towards the Knights, Napoleon asked for safe harbour to resupply his ships, and then turned his guns against his hosts once safely inside Valletta. Grand Master Hompesch capitulated, and Napoleon entered Malta
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>>175395368
>>175396728
thanks lads
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>>175397791
>>As a ruse towards the Knights, Napoleon asked for safe harbour to resupply his ships, and then turned his guns against his hosts once safely inside Valletta. Grand Master Hompesch capitulated, and Napoleon entered Malta
BANTER
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>>175397620

Napoleon was a shitter and a muslimboo
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>>175397791

fucking sacrilege

unfortunatelly hell doesn't exist and this faggot just faded into the void
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>>175397791
based fucking nappy
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>turks needed 100k men to capture rhodes
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When passing reforms as an uncivilized nation in Victoria 2, do the effects from the reforms stay with you when you civilize? Does that mean that the university reform gives you a permanent 10% education efficiency bonus?
>>
>>175398510
No.
>>
>>175398510
maybe
>>
China/Japan/Korea/Southeast Asia/Polynesia in CK2 when?
>>
>>175397492
>poles fighting russians
and you're surprised you're losing?
>>
>>175386724
This is the fourth time. Is the "there's no materials in your realm" just them running off with my money? It happens every time
>>
>>175398756
never
there were no crusades in asia
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>>175398779

It's in EU3, not liqouria zwei.
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>>175398957
It doesn't matter what game it is you're still
>poland
the country most well known for being steamrolled by its neighbors
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>>175398756
Americas in CK2 when. I want to play as medieval Cherokee. Cherokee embracing feudalism wouldn't be impossible. Cherokee colonizing Europe with guns is a plausible alternate history scenario if the right people had been born.
>>
>>175398814
Huh. This time, he became infirm, and then I still got my jewels. I guess I was just unlucky
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>>175399113

I want to play as nigger

>can have a main hoe and side bitches
>can loot
>superior BBC confers every blacc man 30+ intrigue
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What the fuck

Am I being memed from beyond the grave?
>>
this nigga temujiin ain't gonna rape any blaq women under my watch
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>>175399298
not even memeing here, there should really be a post-ghetto culture in After The End with elements of west african spiritualism, a god simply called The Lawd, maybe a holy bible passed down purely through rap music, ability to have a main bitch and side chicks, prestige bonuses for having white bitches as side chicks. The heads of the religion could wear studded chains and replace their teeth with gold inserts
>>
>>175391275

this is what vaporwave babbies upgrade to when they grow up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLcJ3ZMDMa0
>>
>>175399513

this
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>>175399513
There can be schismatics that wear red do-rags instead of blue
>>
Is it just me or does France seem to annex Southern England almost every game in EU4 now?
>>
>>175400603
AI is in full blob mode and the sailors changes mean that if the AI loses ships they often don't rebuild the navy. So basically England gets fucked up in its initial war as usual, but it loses its navy and basically gets wrecked by a very aggressive blobby France for the rest of the game.
>>
>tfw in-fighting while the abbacuck caliph gets btfo by genghis khan
>>
>>175400839
>>175400603
Oh, but the good news is that since the AI can't manage rebels or naval landings properly, lots of times English Separatists will rise up and reclaim England from the French all on their own.
>>
The fuck is up with Joan's story? A peasant 17 year old girl comes out of nowhere and she's allowed to command an army? Why? How?

Was it literally that easy? Just go to the King, ask for a post and be assigned to it?
>>
Why is pre-1066 frowned upon?
>>
>>175396753
>+1
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>175401105
Didn't she pretend to be a man in real life?
>>
>>175401105
Figurehead manipulated by local french nobility in order to motivate the commoner masses
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What should my second idea be? Intend on getting Kingdom of Jerusalem. Both humanist and religious would mesh very well with KoJ ideas.
>>
How does one go about passing all HRE reforms in the most recent patch?
>>
>>175401105
She was a figurehead used as a rallying point during a time of crisis. Remember the Hundred Years War predates nationalism, the French nobility needed something for their armies to rally behind.
>>
>>175401349
Have you even played it, based reddit bro? If you have and can't tell, leave
>>
>>175401105
>insane girl rallies the french to her banner
>saves france
>god kills her for that sin

all's well that ends well
>>
how do I edit my save to make a state a colony. It gave me balboa as a state when I built the panama canal.
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>>175392315
Berserk.
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>>175399374
>he's been dead for 5 years
fucking kek
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did joan die a virgin?
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>>175401417
She crossdressed as a man to get through English occupied territory because she was worried she'd get raped. That's what the English got her on on her trial since she was unbelievably good at dodging all other traps professional lawyers (priests) tried to get her on.
>>
>>175401626
try to keep infighting to a minimum for better authority gain, crush reformation centers asap, always defend from outside threats, pretty much the usual

Ignore the shadow kingdom it's a waste of time

one interesting series I saw on youtube where the guy just guaranteed/allied/vassalized every single prince to create a sort of pseudo-vassal swarm and stop any princes fighting
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>>175402221
I'm sure she had plently anglo spunk up her cunny while getting torched
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>>175402221
No. She was imprisoned for a while, the guards definitely had their way with her for a while. I bet they even got the townsmen to line up and fuck her one by one. Everyone from the highest noble to the lowest beggar got a turn.
>>
>>175401349
Because there is a lack of credible historians and scriptures, meaning that most of the things you see in front of you are made up/fake.

>buh the same goes when you pl
Alternate timelines with historical accurate entities are much more engaging than blatantly made up bullshit.
>>
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>>175402417
>>175402378

NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>175401584
>manbearpig
religious is required so you may as well
>>
>>175402378
>implying there was any anglo in English 15th century nobility

English after William the Bastard's conquest were literally ruled by different ethnicity of people that had different culture and spoke a different language from the common people. That's where all the weird allusions to upper class people "being different than us" come from, and also where the lizard man conspiracy comes from and where the blue blood idea comes from.
>>
>>175402292
>That's what the English got her on on her trial
Actually, the English basically made her take an oath to not wear men's clothing, and then the next morning took away all her normal clothes and only left her with men's clothes, meaning she could go naked or she could go in men's clothes.

>>175402221
Probably yes, although she actually voiced concerns about getting raped and the English really were not keen on treating her well so who knows, the entire fucking trial was a farce

>>175402562
>>175402378
>>175402221
Stop posting your retarded frogs or fuck off to reddit
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>>175402562
>>175402378
>>175402417
We have to go back
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>>175402221
I don't know man. One of the main reasons that rallied France to beat the English was held captive in England and blamed for being a heretic. I bet the guards probably showed understanding.
>>
>>175402562
Don't worry, I'm sure she didn't suffer. After all, she was the one who insisted on surrounding herself with burly, pent-up soldiers all the time. She probably gave her virginity to some peasant levy long before the English really broke her in. Actually, when you think about it, maybe her plan was to get imprisoned all along? That way she could focus solely on taking cock, her favorite thing to do.
>>
>>175402438
>meaning that most of the things you see in front of you are made up/fake.
The king of Swithyod in 867 is literally a legendary viking from the tales that was said to have sailed around the earth or something.
>>
>>175402635
It's a good thing we don't live in a world in which cultural heritage and understanding of history doesn't consist of only the history of the bri'ish isles
>>
>>175402678

let me post my fucking autism frogs in peace you fucking memester

I bet you post EUIV
>>
>>175402790
>Swithyod

kek
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HISTORICALLY IMPROVED WORLDS
>>
>>175401349
First of all >>175402438
And second of all, it creates a fuckload of bordergore. Ck2 is already bordergore: the game but the earlier the start the worse it ends up.
>>
>>175402678
>Actually, the English basically made her take an oath to not wear men's clothing, and then the next morning took away all her normal clothes and only left her with men's clothes, meaning she could go naked or she could go in men's clothes.
IIRC they got her to confess she crossdressed in English territory which was sort of a sin and then they made her swear never to crossdress again. And THEN they took away all her clothes and basically forced her to cross dress at the threat of rape and, thus, forced her to commit the sin the second time. After that they burned her.

But none of the top theologians could get her on anything involving scripture of faith, no matter how many traps they set and no matter how uneducated and even illiterate she was.
>>
>>175402767

stop this heresy
>>
>>175402438
The entire scandi region is fucking ridiculous when it comes to this, with the mythical founders of various noble houses not only having stats higher than any character post-1066, but also in positions where a braindead could found their respective kingdoms with ease
>>
>>175402790
You don't have to be dramatic. He existed, though it probably was multiple people and/or the story/ies were blended over hundreds of years. The viking sons of Ragnarr were probably not actually all brothers, either.

They weren't completely made up.
>>
>>175402840
History was L I T E R A L L Y written by the British lmao fampai
>>
>>175402313
How would you guarantee everyone without losing 30 bird mana a month?
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>>175403005
The Pope was really fucking mad when he heard of it
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should i play as prussia or byzantium lads?
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>>175402931
stop! please
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>never purchases any games
>wonders why paracocks panders to DLC buying forumboys
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I support Scottish separatism.
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>175402931
>867 start
off yourself redditor
>>
>>175403105
Oh, yeah, she was rehabilitated only a decade or so after her death, her trial was re-examined and found to have reached the wrong conclusion.
>>
>Want to play as X Y Z in CK2
>The easiest way to achieve it is starting in Ireland and/or some Norse backwater shit country

ok
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>>175403130
ah, the age-old /gsg/ question
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>Independent Bohtan
>under Russian influence
>Partially Civilized
>Yazidi state religion

what the fuck is going on here
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This game is going places but i sure as fuck didn't expect this.

His heir is euskara (probably my fault but I cant even track how i did it) fraticelli
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this is my first time playing HIP, is it normal for this to happen

because it happened
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>>175403314
Do you not like Norse Shia Hashashin Merchant Republics?
>>
>cross dress
>get burned
seems like the english need to revive some old medieval laws today
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I'm somewhat new CK2, something just happened that I've never seen before.

>be duke Tabaristan under the Seljuk sultan
>my liege, for some reason, transferred vassalage of a Levantine count to me
>cool
>that count is stirring up trouble, so I revoke his title
>surprisingly enough, he accepts and there's no war
>give that county to my second eldest son it stays in the family
>that second son is now my heir

What happened there? Is it because he's landed and my eldest isn't? I gave my eldest a county in Tabaristan, but it changes nothing, the younger one is still my heir. How do I fix this? Do I kill the younger one? Grant independence, perhaps?
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If France is really God's kingdom then where is Joan of Arc today to save the French from the Muslim threat?

>inb4 le Pen
>>
I want a non-meme answer to why a 867 start is bad
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>>175403028
I'm just telling you how it happened, that's all. Joan was definitely railed repeatedly by mutliple Englishmen, and even if it wasn't voluntary at first her mind would've surely begun to slip as time went on. Of course her body would naturally try to accept their thick Anglo cocks inside of her, just on her instinct as a French woman, but eventually the pleasure would be undeniable, and she'd find herself going naked on purpose in order to provoke the guards into having their way with her again. It's no coincidence she got herself arrested for crossdressing multiple times, she wanted to be forced into nudity, she wanted to be discovered and raped over and over, because she was a huge slut.

It's kind of sad though when you think about it. Odds are she was pregnant with some English farmer's baby when she was executed, so that's two lives lost.
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>>175403138
>games sell better when compared to older games like eu3 and ck1.
>lets just add more dlc
really made met hink
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>>175403449
There is no mod which can salvage the worthless shitfest of pre-1066
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>>175403536
You know where God's Kingdom is
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>>175403449
Karlings all have each other as heirs so if they don't pop babies that might happen.
>>
>ywn lick the sweaty feet of a teenage french soldier girl
Why even live ffs
>>
>>175403550
>hentai involving Joan of Arc

I'm sure the Japs have already made that/
>>
>>175403093
You don't, really. You're gonna be sitting at -999 dip for a hundred years or so.

Thing is dip or dip tech isn't really needed for anything for a long time unless you need trade or navies, which Austria does not.

You only really need it until ewiger landfreid anyway, after that you can stick to the vulnerable outside princes
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>>175403550
>>175403745

you LITERALLY deserve the stake
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Should I annex Afghanistan? Is the loss of aesthetics worth the economic and population boon?
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>>175403138
Ah yes, the world in which consumer purchase is indicative of quality and in no way caused by a monopoly and/or brand recognition.
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>>175403550
Filth filth filth filth filth filth filth gilth filth
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>>175403745
I was just about to post

>ywn lick the feet of Joan of Arc fresh from the battle against the dirty limeys
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>>175403536
god abandoned the french after they decided to fuck up the entire world with their shitty manlet retard.
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>>175403929
cool crop mate
>>
>>175403929
No, make it a puppet
>>
Guys, help. I tried modifying inventions in Vic2. I added an activate_building effect to an invention that already had one. Apparently it won't work. How do I make the same invention to activate two buildings?
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>>175403550
DELET THIS
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>>175403969
t. upset """germ-anic"""" that will deny his eternal perfidy
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>>175403969
>manlet
Nice Anglo propaganda, bro. And Napoleon was lierally god sent, he conquered all of Europe and made himself emperor and the old aristocracy could do nothing but sit and watch and bow to him. His journey is so incredible that if you wrote his story people would find it outlandish and yet he existed.
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>>175403929
Take Armenia and your borders will be perfect
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>>175404002
My resolution results in 9 MB caps, so I just made it smaller in paint.net
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>>175404036
Are you the guy with the stupid synthetic factories?
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>>175403550
Popped a boner desu
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>>175403550
white and based
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>>175404201
>9 MB caps

wtf
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>>175403929
If they ever make Victoria 3 they need to make an achievement for conquering Afghanistan as Russia.
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>Austria falls to Anarcho-Capitalists

jesus christ
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>>175404157
>>175404127
>hey i have a great idea, instead of giving control of the land to my most trusted people i will give it to my family
>god sent
t. dirty surrender monkeys.
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>>175404430
>civilized nippon in 1850
based cuckmod poster
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>>175404157
>yfw Joan of Arc infected every Anglo male with STDs resulting in their extinction
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>>175404312
ikr
>>175404193
>>175404010
Thanks, these will go well together
>>175404313
Does HPM have Great Game events?
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>>175351892
China is a complete asshole.

I can crush his armies, but he just spams 1 stacks and sieges all my shit. So every war is annoying, and I have to fight him because everyone else is a tributary of his.
And even though he's 10000 ducats in debt, he always somehow has infinite manpower, mercenaries and honors all calls to arms.
I pushed everyone out of the pacific, but I don't even want to continue anymore. It's just anoying as shit.

Also how can I get the last bit of Abolustism Cap needed for the 100%?
I've got 65 from Base, 5 from Monarch, 5 from Great Power, 5 from Empire, 10 from Legitimacy and 3 from unity. I need 7 more.
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>>175404495
not me

t. cuckmod poster
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>>175404495
i am cheating to see how the events work between Imperial Japan and Shogunate Japan, im gonna abandon this save anyway

world is fucked
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Would you recomend all 12 expansions for CK2?

Also they're fucking expensive. Surely nobody actually "buys" them, right?
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>>175403367
How did they do that??

I have wanted to succeed as Bohtan forever but I always just get annexed. What's the secret?
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>>175403870
>>175403954
>>175404102
I know you're only replying because you want to hear more. Because it turns you on thinking about your "pure" Joan being defiled by countless smelly peasant men, being forced to walk on all fours because her legs don't have the strength after being pounded for hours on end.

And she probably loved being treated like a dog, too. I wonder how much of her diet consisted of cum while she was in prison? Then again, she's a French girl, so maybe she already made English cum part of her diet beforehand. Figures that she would join the army, it's the best possible way for her to unite with her favorite thing, English men with hard cocks.

I wonder if she panted like a bitch too? With her mouth open, her tongue hanging out while some peasant's hips slam against her for the 40th time that day. And that wouldn't even be before lunchtime. Can you imagine how much cum there must've been inside her while she had to stand trial? It was probably dripping down her leg the whole time. I'm sure it broke her heart knowing it was going to waste, instead of being swallowed like she loved so much.

Of course, this is all conjecture. Maybe instead of swallowing she just preferred to take it all inside her. Maybe the carrying some random Englishman's baby was her dream, and that's why she threw herself into battle with so much fervor - she was trying as hard as she could to get captured and violated by any Anglo she could find. Makes sense, she was a whore after all.

>>175403750
it definitely exists but I don't remember the name tbqh
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>>175404627
>he just spams 1 stacks and sieges all my shit
That's the problem of lack of supply line simulation in EU4. The reason why they generally didn't happen in real wars is because armies could only move as far or where their supply lines went so an army randomly marching thousand kilometers into enemy territory would just starve to death or encounter other logistical problems. There were ways to stave off that and there were armies that explicitly operated without supply lines but those were the exceptions and they had limitations.
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>175354602
>175355774
>175355963
>175356295
>175358225
>175358324
>175358480
>175359708
>175359797
>175364001
>175364741
>175367226
>175367312
>175367950
>175369034
>175369201
>175371276
>175372609
>175373224
>175373372
>175388612
>175391432
>175391931
>175392079
>175392684
>175393465
>175393812
>175394538
>175395018
>175395382
>175395946
>175397074
>175401584
kys yourselves
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>>175404627
did you trigger the court and country disaster? If your absolutism is over 65 when it ends you get +20 max
>>
>>175404887
buy the base game and pirate the rest of the DLC

>>175404903
from what i can see in the savegame viewer, the Turks were being invaded by the Russians and the Persians were being taken over by reactionary rebels at the time of the Bohtanese revolt

luck
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>>175404972
>it definitely exists but I don't remember the name tbqh
There's way more than one, mate. Japs idolize France and French history more than anyone or anything else. They even have psychological problems where some Japanese build up a picture of France in their heads from the media and whatnot so much that when they actually come to France and discovered it's not like that they get depressed.
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>>175404430
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>>175405187
>They even have psychological problems where some Japanese build up a picture of France in their heads from the media and whatnot so much that when they actually come to France and discovered it's not like that they get depressed.

WOW I NEVER KNEEEEWWWWWWWW THAAAAAAAAAATT

TELL ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>175405132
I haven't had a disaster the entire game. And my dynastic line remains unbroken.

Just looked at the event, says I need unrest over 1. Is that national unrest? Mine is at -10. How do I get it to +1?
>>
>second leader to "die of depression"

thank god I didn't buy this game
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>>175401105
Put yourself in the French king's position. Literally everything is going wrong, and Burgundy and the English are a stone's throw away from splitting France between them. The past hundred years you have fought, trying everything.

Then some peasant girl who claims to be visited by saints who told her to save France who then convinced a commander to give her an armed escort to you after predicting a french victory in a battle they thought they would lose.

After trying everything else, what did he have to lose?
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>>175405129
>being this autistic
wew
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Are you with him, CKbros?
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>>175405506
stability, legitimacy, overextension and war exhaustion are all good ways

change up your native policy or break some marriages, maybe go tell china what you think of their 1k stacks
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>>175405883

EBIC

up-the-fucking-boated

x10 agree
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>>175405883
Of course, the man spoke for me.
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>>175405883
wtf i'm spoken for now
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>>175405883
I never got into Ck2. It always feels too impenetrable and boring. Impenetrable because I have to click ten times just to see some information I need and also because it never seems obvious what the hell am I supposed to do and boring because there just isn't that much to do, it seems. It's get married and distribute your councilmen and then... what? Declare a random war? Only if you're bordering somebody of different religion? Justify casus beli and then wait for 20 fucking years for it to go off? Make a murder plot and then wrangle with assholes to try and get it done?

I just don't get the appeal of Ck2.
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>>175405883
WE LOVE JOHAN :)

SAY WITH ME :)
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>>175404627
Also 10/10 for realistic europes. Bosnia is an imperial elector. And Austria/Commonwealth/Sweden are all allied to each other since at least the moment I got vision over there.
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>>175406118
>I just don't get the appeal of Ck2.
Incest, rape, and general sadism sim. If you're not into those, you're probably not going to be into CK2.
>>
>>175406118
I played a ton of CK2, but I can't do it anymore for whatever reason. Mostly from not having anything to do. I end up reading while playing then wonder why I'm playing a game where I need to be reading to make it enjoyable.
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>>175406118
Roleplay is how CK2 must be played
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>>175406272
I made a mod where I could directly control all land in CK2 and not have to deal with vassals and their shit.

Made the game 1200x improved.
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what did he mean by this?
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>Can you please abstain from the faction to replace me as a Queen Anon? I am really trying my best here and I don't want to see a civil war causing pointless pain and suffering!
>>
>>175406614

y-you too
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>>175406118
based eu4 player

you probably don't understand the appeal of v2 or hoi3 either
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>>175406614
no fuck off

my gay lover will be the new King and you can't do anything about it
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>>175406613
wew
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>>175406614
>Imprison
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>>175406816

I accepted desu
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>>175406720
>Why do you want to assasinate me Anon? I understand that Lugnica could use a better Queen, but do I really deserve this? Executing you or launching an expedition against you both sound terrible, so please abandon this terrible idea and swear loyalty before me again. Please?
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>>175407351
Stop, this is making me want a CK2 AAR.
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>Can't conquer slavs because defensive pagan
>Can't conquer Khazaria because 3 stronk
>Can't conquer Bulgaria because Byzanboos are blobbing

okay.jpeg
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>>175407538
>>Can't conquer slavs because defensive pagan
>tfw Slavic pride
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>Why have you raised your tarrifs so high Anon? I understand that the country might need the money, but please don't forget the impact this has on the economy. We do not produce enough grain to both feed the people and produce liquor, so I reach your market mainly through imports. These tarrifs you impose hurt everyone, including the commoners trying to import food, the capitalists trying to produce me, the exporters trying to export me and the market's stability. So please Anon, unless it's absolutely necessary, please try to reduce import taxes. I'll do my best to pay you back!!
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>>175407351

>*shakes her hand*
>goes away looking down
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>>175407351
>implying the queen isn't just playing innocent and that she won't exact her bloody and brutal revenge on all the lords that rebelled against her as soon as they surrender to her
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>>175404627
>Neo-Tokyo
>New Eastern Capital
Nigger you what
>>
>>175405187
That's not Japan, that's tourists in general.
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>>175408502
http://www.hownew.ru
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>>175408502
>Nigger you what
Why not? Neo Tokyo itself was used by Japanese in anime and shit and New Eastern Capital doesn't sound bad as a name of a city. There are worse, like Constantinople is literally just "Constantin's City"; the city of some dude named Constantine.
>>
>>175408647
As a city, not as the name of an entire region
It's like naming it New Berlin or something.
>>
>>175408712
Hitler wanted to name it all "Germania". Doesn't get dumber than that.
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>>175406614
>>175407351
>What are you saying that invading Romania is wrong and would make border gore!? Do you know what I do to vassals that disobey orders? Now swear fealty to me again!
>>
>>175408826
Why are lolis always mean and MILFs always submissive or meek in anime/hentais? It feels like a weird switcheroo.
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>>175408260
>has no claim to throne
>takes it anyway
??? D&D are such fucking hacks lmao
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>>175408887
gap moe
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What Muslim nation should I play as in Vic2?
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the name is less wrong than usual, but still wrong
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>>175408826
Only if you let me lick your feet your Excellency
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>>175408923
To be fair Aegon the Conqueror didn't have any claim to a single inch of Westeros, his claim and the claim of all his descendants comes purely from his conquest of all the kingdoms.
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>>175408923
>D&D
What?
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>>175408887
I guess it's like how small dogs are aggressive to compensate for their size or something

Also there's plenty of lewd dominant milfs too
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>>175408989
Germany.
*drops mic*
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>>175409086
Loli feet are gross, though. They're weirdly tiny and bony. Woman's feet should be large, fleshy and yet well proportioned.
>>
Can someone recommend the easiest way to get going as Byzantium in EU4? France decides to betray Europe and ally Kebab and it's difficult getting both Hungary and Poland as allies.
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Why would I get a fucking coalition for three provinces?
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>>175409232

>the absolute state of the /gsg/ poster
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>>175409338
You're Christian conquering Muslim provinces and like tripling (?) your development base. Every Muslim nation in the area will feel threatened and join a coalition, like what happened to crusaders IRL.
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>>175409251
If Ottomans ally any strong European country, reastart. Allying Poland-Lithuania and Hungary is enough for you to try and go for it, but victory is not assured. I once lost against them even with imperial Austria, in addition to Poland and Hungary.

Ideally attack when they are at war in the east. Rush military tech to give that -10% to your allies. Get a 10k army and do your best to contribute.
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>>175409251
Ally Venice. Ottomans will start sieging Naxos or Corfu. Combine your fleet with the venetians and blockade their entire army in, because the AI is dumb and puts their whole army together. Capture the land province they came from and they won't be able to cross. Then just siege them all down and wait for ticking war score.

If you can't ally Venice other option is to just restart until Hungary and Mamluks rival Ottos, ally both of them and let their armies to the work. Make sure you get into war early so turks don't tech past the other two and end up winning.

TL;DR Ally venice for easy mode strait cheesing, other way is ally hungary+mamluks and declare war at the right time
>>
What's the comfiest country im EUIV? (1444-1821)
>>
>>175409251
>restart until hungary and poland don't rival one another, hope one of them rivaled the ottomans
>kick out advisors until you get a diplomatic reputation one, take loans if needed
>set your disposition to the ottomans as threatened
>ally them both with said advisor and threatened status
>collect favors
>declare on ottomans when they declare on something
>hold balkans until you get enough warscore for greece
>next war build a fleet to make it across the aegean
>bonus points if you can ally the mamluks with hungary and poland
ezpz, the hard part is waiting for the loading screens when you restart for the stars to align
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>>175409251
restart until Poland and Hungary don't rival each other, alliance shouldn't be too hard to get unless they go overboard on relations, they increased the malus of too many relations this patch so it's harder now

in the meantime prepare to attack Albania or Candar, ottos always go for one so build network on the other, declare after a while and sit on the until ottos go for them, then vandalize and call Hungary/Poland to defend you

You'll have to pay full score and AE for your cores but it's faster than waiting for favors
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>>175409784

genoa (no blobbing into Italy)
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>>175409465
Provinces are 32 development. My base development is 69. I get it if I tried to take all this. But three provinces? That is retarded.
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>>175409784
Austria. Just keep peace in your empire, marry your daughters off to totally unknown potentially psychotic people and rule by diplomacy and marriage.
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>>175408712
Yeah or something crazy like New York ahahah
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>>175409784
Portugal
>>175409860
Not if you plan to do missions
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>>175409903
Yeah except the part where there's also a city called York.
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>>175409942

Excuse me? Every mission I get with Genoa is about controlling trade in the mediterranian
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>>175409832
vassalize I meant, puts you in their defensive war
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>>175409784
Colonial Prussia. Join HRE and maintain your East/West Prussia regions, nothing more. Develop it with riches from the new world you rushed to via No-CB Ireland.

Spend the game bullying natives and hunting for the Seven Cities. Horde Aztec gold, move your trade capital to Bermuda and divert everything to the east coast, where you collect. Cucking Europe out of New World trade.
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>>175410124

this is shitposting
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>>175409784
A Free City on a Gold province in the HRE.

Spend the whole game jewing, renting condottieri, subsidizing your favored side, and supporting rebels in your enemies and shit
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>>175410209
Game is undeniably comfy, which is what he asked for.
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>>175410124
>Prussian Mexico

I can hear the neckbeards ejaculating from here.
>>
>>175410068
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Genoese_missions
The missions put claims on provinces. Most of which aren't easy to get and are based on hectic rushing them from the beginning of the game (Constantinople, Gibraltar). Genoa's fun though, but def not comfy.
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>>175410369

that's just disgusting, please delete that image
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>>175410124
I did a colonial Prussia in my Prussia game. Except for it was a southern USA Prussia. Virginia to Florida to Texas. Pretty fun developing the land and making it a great power.
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>>175410414

>being a little baby
>he can't outjew the enemy AI with naval superiority

you EU kiddos need to do some HOI runs
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>>175410640
>HOI
>naval anything
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Strategy games need more moral dilemmas.
>>
What is the more efficient use of grain, liquor or bread?
>>
can imprisioned vassals do faction trickery?
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>>175409105
Aegon had Subjugation CB.
Cersei has Imma strong woman who don't need no man CB.
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>>175410618
I'm trying to imagine the south but German
this is fucking with my mind
What does a US southerner speaking German sound like?
Pic: Croatia got 4 mil tech over France.
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>>175410885

>implying eu's is better
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>>175409105
Aegon is just Westeros's version of Caesar, he's where their equivalent of translatio imperii comes from so it's okay.
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>>175410915
There is no option here, since your people will always prioritize eating available grain, not allowing it to be transformed if their needs are not met. But if you have enough of it, by all means invest it into liquor.
>>
>>175410989
Southern US plantation owners fashioned themselves after the European aristocracy. So German southern whites might sound like Prussian aristocrats with a weird twang.
>>
>>175411349
But Prussians are northerners. If anything those hypothetical aristocrats would sound like Allemanic accent Germans or something.
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>greek nationalism
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>>175411432
By German southern whites, I meant whites living in an alternate Southern US that's been colonised by Germans, not Germans from the south of Germany.
>>
>>175411580

w&b
>>
>>175411580
Is Golden Dawn just a meme or do they actually have potential?
>>
>>175411971
meme-tier
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>baguettes having to chose between the less bad commie

kek, serve them right
>>
>>175411971
Potential for what? Government? Not in a thousand years. 10 percent is the most they could ever dream of getting and it's their fault. The sooner they vanish the better for what remains of Greek right-wing.
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>>175412363
*blocks your path*
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>>175411971
This is their leader. Does this answer your question?
>>
>>175412363
Who cares? Le Pen will get into the government and have significant influence there (maybe even the PC will be from Front National) which is the best situation. France doesn't leave the EU but gets tougher immigrant and Islamist regulation.
>>
>>175413662
>Le Pen will get into the government
>>
>>175413662
Jokes on you /pol/. Le Penn will get nothing and based Macron will be sure to put down populist shitters and impose sanctions on shit-tier poor populist countries like Poland and Hungary to put a stop to their idiocy too.

Macron will save Europe from the wave of right-wing politics
>>
>>175413876
France has representational government. She will get 35%-45% of the vote and will be a significant influence in French politics post election.

it's not the American "winner takes all" system. in Denmark the far right party lost the election but still formed the ruling coalition and they managed to introduce anti-immigrant laws including stripping migrants of all the valuables to cover the cost of their stay.
>>
>>175413662
Fuck off /pol/. Middle Easterners are just as European as Frenchmen and you just have to accept that
>>
>>175413968
Fuck off Lefty/pol/.
>>
>>175414124

are you dane, anon?
>>
>>175414124

>stripping migrants of all the valuables
kek now just strip them of their lives
>>
>>175414206

I'm /pol/ less the natsoc power fantasy
>>
>>175414205
>Middle Easterners are just as European as Europeans

Sure and Anglo-Saxons are just as native to America as native Americans then. Therefore the US is rightful Anglo land and native Americans should stop whining.
>>
>>175413968
>Canadians and Americans have tough refugee policies.
>Muslim populations are bro-tier.
>don't have multiple Islamist attacks a year
Damn, "repression" sure makes things terrible
>>
>>175414280

>m-maybe if mosslums drink some of ze fine french wine they'll stop blowing us up hon hon hon

l e l

europeans deserve to die at this point
>>
>>175414442
Canadians and Americans cherry pick their Muslims because there is an entire ocean between Muslim shitholes and them. Therefore they only get the well educated, secular Muslims that work hard and assimilate.

Europe is right next to the biggest concentration of Muslims on the planet with no major geographic barriers therefore European countries get the worst of the Muslim world, the illiterate, inbred, poor, massively religious etc.
>>
>>175414442

muslism can pratice their faith freely in Canada and the USA

meanwhile in France > le ban on burkas
>>
>>175414549
>europeans deserve to die at this point
Allahu ackbar, brother. couldn't agree more
>>
>>175414549
It would be more like active government and police programs to assimilate Muslim populations or deport them since most of them have Moroccan or Libyan passports anyway.
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>>175414647
Funny, there were plenty of shitty muslims nearby during Karl's day but they didn't flood the country. I wonder what he did differently?
>>
>>175414373
/pol/ doesn't post le ebin anti white memes.
>>
>>175412363
All downhill from this post 2bh
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>Great Britain dows what little remains of Scotland
>the Scotts occupied northern England<
>they now siege London itself
>the warscore is at 53 against BG
>meanwhile, the brits have an army twice the size of the scottish one in Cornwall
>hasn't moved since the start of the war
>all my effort of helping England come back from death's door is now useless because they didn't call me to the war
I hate Paradox's AIs with a burning passion.
>>
>>175414723
Because there is no significant demographic pressure from Muslims in North America and American culture is heavily Christian anyway.

France already has up to ~12% of Muslims, ~25% of immigrant descendant people and something like 40%-45% of Muslims among the millennials.
>>
>>175414881
With current discussion I thought you were roleplaying future Scotland-England war, desu.
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>>175414783

>eurokeks and the big daddy state

ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˢᵗᵉᵃᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ'ˢ ᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ᵖᵒᶫᶦᶜᶦᵉˢ?
>>
>>175415335
Why should I care if I steal other people's money if I use said money for things I like?

Those who don't stand up against me (big daddy state) are a bunch of timid losers. Go shoot a politician and see what happens.
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>>175415974

I live in the middle of nowhere pham, it's been 5 years since I've last payed income taxes.

feels REALLY nice not living in euromeme right now.
>>
Playing as Philippines in vic2 and I colonized Wake, Palmyra, and Midway islands.

As soon as I do this USA now doesn't allow any millitary relationship as USA now has cores on those islands. I want to release those USA cores so I can ally USA but in the release nation tab there is no option for releasing those islands.

Is there any way to relase these islands now or am I stuck with them and an angry United States?
>>
>>175414881
>going to war
>notice that one of my allies refuse
>1300 in debt
>low manpower
>what, they haven't done literally anything in decades
>pan over
>entire army in one province taking attrition
>they keep splitting the army and merging it over and over
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>when the karlings die out and you never did anything besides marry their daughters
Well then
>>
We are the only general in this board that autistically insists to always use the same infopic and actually brings jannies over whenever we have infopic drama.

Explain yourselves.
>>
>finally form Jerusalem
>absolutely everyone has max diplo limit and won't ally me
>No one will beat up the Ottomans
This fucking sucks
>>
>>175416414
You're fucked Pinoy bro
>>
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>mongols just usurped the entire arabian empire in a single war

so ,,, this is ,.. the power of CK2
>>
>fast forward the starting date in EU4
>after the American Revolution starts the US disappears and becomes an English colony again
great effort there, Paradox
>>
>>175418207
muslims cucked as fuk
>>
>>175418207
fucking kek. howd you get mongols so early?
>>
yeehaw
>>
>>175418513
he enabled early mongols and is then complaining when mongols are OP vs 900 troops lmao
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I'm just waiting for england to make their own empire now. Danmork too
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>All of my concubines and four of my daughters are prisoners of a vassal who rebelled
>He keeps trying to pawn them off to me but I don't want them
>>
>>175418661
>Danmork
>Englaland
Embire og Spurdo :DDD
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kept you waiting huh?
yeehaw
>>
>your family sents you away to marry a countess
>it's far from home, the girl speaks a different language and is older than you, but the alliance is important
>decide to accept for the sake of your family
...
>the countess refuses to sleep with you even though you're married
>she instead spends most evenings with one of her generals
>you are ridiculed at court on a daily basis

What would /gsg/ do?
pretty much the story of every nephew i send to marry outside my court
i would just gtfo of there, even if i had to live as a peasant
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My wife is cute! Cute!
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>>175419985
This is a good plot for an anime
>>
>>175419928
/mlp/ why are you here

don't you have a shitty V2 mod you should be playing, the one where you turn humans into horses through assimilation
>>
SIM, If you're here. I miss you, it's been months. Months.... without V2 MP.... Come back to me; we need to have MP again.... PLEASE.... SIM... HOST!!
>>
>>175420125
IRMGARD
KARNGS
>>
>>175420245
have you really forgotten?
>>
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>>175406614
>This vassal is feeling rebellious. Only the scent, the taste of your bejeweled feet may make me reconsider!

Really though, if it's a nice queen or even king, I don't usually start factions. I just build my powerbase.

>>175407351
Okay, fug, you got me. This is too cute. I like the idea of some girl wigging out because she doesn't know how to be queen.

>>175408260
Blood drinking yandere queens are my thing though?
>>
>>175420245
/gsg/ has horseted itself on /mlp/ before, and other threads are infected as well, because autism attracts other types of autism and it pools together
>>
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Fucking Khazars, this kind of shit shouldn't be allowed
>>
>>175420632
What is pic related?
>>
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it's been nine years...
>>
Why does the newest version of HPM not include the extra election events that the old (i.e. literally second-latest) versions did?
>>
>>175422390
they're part of a monthly premium subscriber feature that I'm going to set up for the next version
>>
>>175422574
give me back my violent elections maggot
>>
>>175422574
same fag here, I have to manually edit them in.

REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>175422574
Please update your fucking mod, kudasai.
>>
>>175422834
>>175422971
for a small fee you can have it

>>175423041
on it
>>
>>175422390
Lad, HPM has never had those PDM events, what are you talking about?
>>
Playing Persia here. Should I reform now into Prussian-Cons/HMS or wait till 1900 for PCR event?
>>
>years later, EU4 is now worse than it ever was
Sasuga Paradox
>>
>>175423276
>>175423340

Must have added them in last time I played then. If I might ask, why are they not in the mod?
>>
>>175423585
U wot m8? EUIV in early release was even worse.
>>
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I want my time back
>>
>>175423585
M&T 2.0 adds pops to EUIV, just wait.
>>
>>175424297
>M&T 2.0
I hope the 2.0 is for "hey guise we finally optimized it".
>>
>Settle as Nomad
>Immediately regret it
>>
>>175423858
I have nothing to do with it, but I remember asking him and he said he hated all the spammy election events so didn't want to put more in.
>>
yeehaw
>>
>>175424920
yea that's exactly why
fuck that feels like ages ago
>>
yeehaw
>>
>>175421752
Wait until the leader dies, then the khans will break free and it'll be unblobed.
>>
>>175425256
Alex get back to piloting the ship
>>
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Post endearing memories.

By endearing I mean fuck Paradox.
>>
>>175421752
save up for mercs and invade most of it in one war
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>>175425360
>regencies cant declare war
>britain was a formal regency in 1811–1820
>declared Napoleonic war
>declared Gurkha War
>declared Third Anglo-Maratha War
>declared
>>
>>175424864
they did, what they figured out was paradick's modding tools make it chug like a fat guy chugs the kool-aid man. they got rid of the middleman and now it looks like it runs fine, of course they could add 1k more provinces to "fix" that.
>>
>>175425617
"declaring" war against uncivilized barbarians doesn't count
>>
>>175425617
Welcome to paradox history
>>
>>175425647
Please no more provinces I giggle like a retard when I think about Trois-Eveches.
>>
who has the working link for pirated eu4 with functioning multiplayer?
>>
>>175425960
>EUIV
>>
yeeeeeeee
>>
Awawa~
>>
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW
>>
>>175426671
based
>>
post porn
>>
>>175357094
In the OP
>>
>>175426128
yes, do you have it
>>
>>175427243
yeag
>>
>>175427283
link it brother
>>
>>175427354
That's gonna cost ya
>>
What's the best poo in the loo to play as in HPM
>>
>>175427530
The best what?
>>
>>175427354
its on the www you can telnet to it just join my mailing list and i can tell you the address
>>
>>175427530
>uninstall.exe
>>
>>175427530
Play Sikhs
>>
>>175427580
get up to date on your memes, gramps
>>
>>175427728
my what
>>
>>175427523
What do you want?
>>175427616
Sounds like a scam
>>
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>this counts as 100% moral authority in sweden
>>
>>175427825
EUIV on Steam costs $39.99 so I'll give you a pirated version with working multiplayer for $39.98 in bitcoin. With savings like this, who needs Steam?
1G5qLPwsu8j8rUu8uPjZHsu8TQKfnCyWLF
>>
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Last time on America v. the Commies:
>Lenin kicked the bucket
>The Soviets managed to sneak an entire army into Krakow undetected circumventing the entire Polish frontier at Moscow
>Poland and Danzig were conquered and turned into the Revolutionary Congress of Poland
>Finland tried to liberate Karelia from the godless Reds, got gulag'd instead
>The Polish-Soviet Alliance annexes East Prussia while the British, Germans, and French do nothing
>James M. "Suck my" Cox becomes 29th President on the United States
>The right to alcohol is enshrined in the constitution, the right for women to vote is not
>>
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>>175428382
I'll dump some memes instead
>>
>>175428426
>the Revolutionary Congress of Poland
>>
>>175428426
>>The right to alcohol is enshrined in the constitution, the right for women to vote is not
*an eagle soars above our heads*
>>
Will someone tell me an European country to play?

First post wins, please something fun, not mind-bogging difficult.
>>
>>175429198
Luxembourg
>>
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Spot one thing wrong with this Europe. Protip: You can't.
>>
>>175429462
>norn iron
der terken er kelcher
>>
>>175429462
>belgium existing
>>
>>175429462
>Poland and Galicia co-exist
>>
>>175429462
>germans own Croatia
m8
>>
>>175429462
>Constantinople
>That Japanese Russia
>>
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What the fuck am I supposed to do here? Austria, France, and Castile are all at their diploamtic relationship limit. My only allies are QQ and Venice.
I don't want to die.
>>
Is there any chance Victoria 3 will actually be good?
>>
>>175429964
Ally Poland, usually in a Knight's playthrough you want to roll the Ottomans before you form Jerusalem
>>
>>175430293
If it's anything like HoI4, nope.

If it's anything like EU4 or CK2? It'll needed to be heavily modded, HEAVILY.

This genre's doomed.
>>
>>175429462
It's ugly and full of meme nations
>>
>>175430406
It will be good with mods and DLC though, right?
>>
>>175409338
coalitions only form with 4 or more states who have more than 50 AE, negative relations and no truces with you, stop being retarded and take as much as you can.
>>
>>175430319
Poland and Lithuania fucking died. Austria or Castile would ally me but they have been at relation cap all fucking game.
Why does AI near the player always blob so much harder?
>>
>>175430530
Literally none of them are meme nations.
>>
>>175429964
you're pretty fucked my friend
>>
>>175430551
DLC can make things worse, see: CK2 Conclave.
>>
>>175429558
If only I could have given all of the British Isles to Ireland...
>>175429626
Rightful rulers of the Congo
>>175429661
They cannot be unifed, or Poland would be this giant ugly belt that stretches vertically across Europe from the Baltic to the Black Sea.
>>175429664
That's just a large German naval base. I think there are some slavs living there, I dunno.
>>175429750
>Constantinople
We need some goal for our future conquest of roachland
>Japanese Russia
I don't know what you're talking about, Japan was always located to Finland's east.
>>175430530
Yeah, but that's why Romania's name was taken off the map.
>>
Proper thread
>>175430403
>>175430403
>>175430403
>>
>>175430759
>Rightful rulers of the Congo
Can't argue with that tbvqh lad
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>get invaded
>ally automatically gets called in
>he becomes war leader
>even together we are weaker than him
>want to just give the enemy the one small province he wants and take the truce for 5 years
>can't peace out on the enemy's terms despite him declaring war on me
>ally is not having it. Despite me being completely raped he just keeps the war going
>enemy ends up adding 3 wargoals before my ally grants me mercy and peaces out.
Th-thanks
>>
>>175430319
>>175430721
>>175430759
I realized I could scrape together a little more + modifier by making myself 'threatened' by Ottomans. Got Muscovy as an ally. Hopefully that stalls them until I get A-H as well.
>>
last
>>
well not really
>>
That's what you think
>>
>fast forward the starting date in EU4
>after the American Revolution starts the US disappears and becomes an English colony again
great effort there, Paradox
>>
*waggles willy*
*cums*
aaaaahhhhhh.... felt good me mates
>>
heh
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