Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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reminder

penis

>>175344740
This could be the last Matumbaman OP pic ever, let's make it a good thread

why are these teams even playing
SGe already won the whole thing

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>>175344776

a-atleast OG are still in the tournament

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Can't wait till T H E B O Y S send hues back to carnival

>it's a europe vs europe grand finals episode

is this a rerun?

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It's over. Liquid can't do shit against iG now.

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boring game desu, clear outdraft

>>175344839
Yes

BURNING HAVING THE HOTS FOR MIRACLE :">

>literally walking away

Mind Control is a super mediocre DS

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>>175344834
not for long

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>so called best invoker play
>goes AoE deafening over tornado CD

DOTARDS?

liquid lost they're dogshit in late game

>>175344890
uuuuuh 3 bkbs???

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>>175344924
>against 4 right click cores + golems

>the city of those 10 dotards posting in the lel general about this ig vs liquid game
simply eric

>>175344924
It means you're a shitter for picking tornado

I hope shcroth kills himself

>that bkb
lel

le lategame AM XD

DIQUID IS LOING IT

ok what the fuck is going on?

UH BURNING GOD?

LIQUID ARE DOING IT

lol Anti Mage cant do shit without mana

>OP regarded as one of the best drafters
>gives Invoker to Miracle
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>175344740
>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Mercurial is so tanky! :3

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>Burning AM

am I the only one that saw matubma die there?
did they just shift the timeline?

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>IG

SYLAR TO FALL LIQUID ARE DOING IT

holy shit matumba living and burning controlled by ice wall and snap and killed

that was massive for this game

DOING IT
>DOING IT
DOING IT
>DOING IT
DOING IT
>DOING IT
DOING IT
>DOING IT
DOING IT

M A T U M B A
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THE STATE OF OP

>>175344924
AM's damage is 30% illusions

MAGIC SUCKS

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>TAHT
>OBSERVING

CHINKS BTFO

NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI

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THEY'VE ACTUALLY LOST LMAO

holy shit this is on par with shanghai

SIMPLY FUCKING EPIC
THANKS GABE

DOING IT STATUS = LIQUID

Nice production value.

what the fuck this spectre LMAO
UNKILLABLE

SCRIPTED
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>U J U S T G O T 9 K M M R e d
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ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE???

How do the chinks feel now that they have a crowd that's not sucking their dick like it usually is in a major tournament?

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

IQUID ARE OING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE PRODUCTION VALUE

K A L E

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WE'RE DOING IT

WHAT NOW CHINKSHITTERS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Anti-Mage
>get dicked by Arsenal Magus
topkek

>>175345146
>>175345141
>>175345139
Yeah it's not like Eastern Europe has shit internet or anything

>>175345139
>holy shit this is on par with shanghai


it;'s literally not even close

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THANKS FOR RUINING THE CONCLUSION PGL

MAGE KILLED ANTI MAGE

BUTTRING?

>raidboss spectre

A P O L O G I Z E

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>last minutes of the game audio out of sync with the video

T H A N K S

LIQUID !!!

>>175345047
>The city of you

how is Spectre balanced

>>175345160
>Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew

top joj

>what if we pick AM against spectre
>then throw away the counter by building vanguard first on AM which does literally nothing

>>175345047
ES had JUST enough Hp for ss to not quick kill him, so he used fucking everything he had and got killed.

M A T U M B A M A N
A T U M B A M A N M
T U M B A M A N M A
U M B A M A N M A T
M B A M A N M A T U
B A M A N M A T U M
A M A T U M B A M A

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>"muh Burning Anti-Mage"

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>when your offlaner kicks into 6th gear

HOW CAN ANYONE DOUBT LIQUID

>>175345176
>we


what part of liquid are you from?

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>>175345182
>LAN
>internet

>lose game one to chink team to give false hope
>win game 2 and 3

>>175345160
this is still the best copypasta in dotard history

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APOLOGIZE

>"ANTI" - MAGE

>monkey king ult still makes the game freeze
>creating illusions still make the game freeze
>illusions spawn without a health bar so you can easily identify the real hero
>if you cast a targeted spell right before someone activates manta and due to ping the server receives the command while they are in the invulnerable state you will cast on the hero the instant they leave the invulnerable state
>bottle bug still fucking exists

>PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH INGAME AND GET SHIT AUDIO, UNSYNCHED SHIT AND SHIT COMPRESSED GRAPHICS

>>175345263
>Dota 2
>Real LAN

>>175345139
Nigger, Shanghai was glorious, random fuckign screeching noises, wet floors, stream dying faster than a triple cancer dad, it was magnificient

>>175345284
K E K
E
K

>>175345209
its called MKB + silver edge juggernaut/naix but iG wanted muh Burning AM

>the casters are literally following a script
>small technical difficulty
>caster says gg at the predetermined time but seconds before it actually happens in-game because it threw the script and game a few seconds off sync

Nice tournament dotards, literally fake hype

Specter and invoker are strong characters.

>>175345291
ingame its even worse m8

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APOLOGIZE

im really scare now
can Liquid do it?

>>175345291
SHUT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>storm throws all his mana away to kill an earthshaker then dies
Did ig throw on purpose?

ODpixel and Synderen is by far the best casting duo.

>>175345286
Bottle bug?

>>175345291
why would I download dota just to watch the major anon?

>>175344868
lul

Game was lost when Burning didn't get any levels in mana void until level 69. He could've turned that fight at about 10 minutes and stopped Liquid from getting back into the game.

>conrad

who is this man and why is he on the panel

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>Anti Mage
>Lost to a Mage

>>175345331
it's a major so it has to be EU vs EU finals

OG vs Liquid is the final chapter of the script.

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>yfw out of the 5 chinese teams in the tournament if Liquid wins this last game only 1 will remain

>>175345182
Eastern Europe has the best internet in the world after SK and Japan and the like you dumb fuck.

>implying Burning didn't give shitquid free win
relax bros IG will win this screencap this

>>175345337
This is why storm spirit should get a blink dagger and or a force staff. It counts as free mana because you are moving really far and it can help you escape if you are nearly out of mana.

>>175345357
>tp from fountain to mid
>mid player passes you his bottle
>it's now full
it's been in the game for a while and people know about it, it's been on that list of known bugs in the dev forums since beta

>>175345352
seriously. great amount of hype and game knowledge from the both of them

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>it's a "matumbaman does something completely next-level" episode

>>175345314
Visit a doctor please or step up your game.

>now that IG will be eliminated no one to beat OGs cheesy drafts

All calculated by fitjew

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>>175345408
yes and pinoy is the most powerful race in the world

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How is OUR DESIGNATED GIRL doing today?

>>175345446
I mean it's not technically a bug because the fountain buff is supposed to linger

>>175345408
It might have good speeds, but the line frequency is fucked upside the head

>>175345446
Oh, I always figured that was intentional or something since the fountain buff lingers for a while and that's what fills the bottle

>>175345480
>>>/pol/

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>>175345281

>>175345493
She's no longer our girl.

Someone post 'HER'.

>>175345517
me

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ummmmm isnt burning supposed to be best am???? dotards?

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>ever giving INVOKER to MIRACLE
LMAO IS CHINA THIS FUCKING DUMB? THEY WIN A HONEYPOT AND THEY THINK THEY CAN GO AGAINST THE BEST TEAM OF DOTA 2? LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>175345352
Any cast with synd has been fantastic so far.
Except cap.

>>175345493
nahaz tried to break into the hotel, but other than that she's doing fine

>>175345527
nu-/d2g/ everyone

>matu panics and spam haunt
>wow what a play best haunt ever
what did the "analysts" mean by this

Who the fuck is this annoying cunt on bulldog stream?

Hey guys.
Some of you got lost, please take them back.
>>175343564

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>yfw our boy wins major

everyone sucks at Storm except Sumail

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>>175345531
Noice.

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>>175345531
?

OP threw that game desu

>>175345531
>When the ability to form long lasting civilisations is just right

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>>175345531

>>175345605
Is this overwatch?

>used to hate admiralbullmeme and siractionmeme
>slowly growing on me
hmm

>>175345627
Oldest civilisation in the world is australian aborigine, you dumb fuck

>>175345627
>long lasting
>Europe is literally falling apart

>>175345645
just like a brain parasyte

who's the tranny?

oh shit its slacks x-DDDDD

>suddenly, slacks

Not watching any dota since ti3
Who the fuck is this retard balding clown?

>>175345637
>posting the most racist, patriaarcal oppresor of them all
Delete this you NAZI

>more american funny man garbage instead of the actual game
Come on, we all know this shit is pre-recorded just skip to the game.

>>175345543
you are trying too hard

>it's a slacks episode
>with a cute girl

/d2g/ hates slacks because he's confident and not embarrassed about himself

>>175345702
how did you feel when based jared btfo'd president shanon

>>175345576
>literally pressing r with no aiming or positioning is now a good play
fucking conrad i'll pinch your chubby fuckin cheeks til you cry

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>tfw actually semi enjoy slacks segments now

The cancer has spread, kill me now

>>175345657
>civilisation
>australian aborigine

>>175345657
>civilisation
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>175345637
wow i feel raped

>>175345690
before i answer you anon. do you think he's funny?

>>175345690
Most people refer to him as a balding clown so... dunno what to say

>>175345657
>Abo's
>Civilisation
Now now, M'gumba don't lie to yourself

>>175345659
Jews are semite, not white.

women were a fucking mistake

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how to get qt ukranian gf?

yeah stream is muted

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>>175345151
>yfw you realize this is undeniably true and no Dota game was ever legit

>>175345789
Money

>that is a good one
>HOWEVER

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>this is your average dota player

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>>175345789
have money

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>>175345641
Probably.

>tfw no snail hero

GOtard here, watched a bit of this major

is the talent in dota2 always this bad?

>>175345789
dat jawline will create strong manly boys for you

>>175345829
our guy

>>175345767
>Britain sinking into the sea without the EU to keep them afloat
>France being bombed like clockwork
>Germany losing buffer states between Russia
It's ogre lad

>>>/pol/

Post your favorite Kiev slacks segment

Patricians always choose the autistic bartender

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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate all the hardwork Slacks does for Dota? The scene would not be the same at all without him. He plays a certain role for the scene to make it much more entertaining, and he plays it very well. It's not easy being entertaining, you guys know.

Can we all just say thank you, Slacks?

>>175345837
They're paid 0.001% of pro player salary, why should they be half as good?

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>wake up
>shitrekt lost to favelamonkeys

ahaahhaha what the fuck

>>175345767
>>175345745
>>175345657


Wanna hear a fun thing? There a chance that Australia is a shithole since the Abo ( henceforth referred to as tard supreme) '''''learned''''' they could ''hunt'' by setting fire to vegetation and catching whatever rodent to eat. Turns out, if you do that often and long enough, then eventually you inherit a fucking desert

Also note that the average abo has about the same mental ability as a VERY dim 12 years old.

>>175345789
One with a jaw like that? Try an Uranian tranny bar.

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>>175345591
Aahahahha same joke as last thread but way more gooder xD hahaa XD

>>175345863
>not the several minute escalator ride with the greeks on mousesports

>>175345887
I think she's cute

>>175345868
GO players make 2 billion salary?

>>175345863
whichever's shortest

>>175345863
>burning is bisexual
that made me chuckle a bit

>draft started
>still on the art meme with dyke bitch and SirRedditPants

>>175345754
lol no
>>175345756
common sense? He is balding and looks like a clown

>>175345848
You can, again, thank the jews.

Remember, the holocoast didn't happen, but it should have.

>>175345870
Game 3 was pure kino. The storm tried so fucking hard to throw the game.

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how to get a qt autismo ukiranian dota gf?

What if RiceGnat drew dota?

fuck slacks and fuck white people

>>175345867
>can we all
>let's all agree

you notice this kind of language, it's never "I think" or "this is my opinion" it's always a coercive effort to establish a non-questioning census of EVERYONE agreeing to a particular issue. This totalitarian one-think promoting behavior is the essence of why reddit is a cancerous shithole

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>First banning Lycan
m-masaka

>>175345870
Saving strats for TI obv. Capitan Puppan has smarts

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>>175345870
>he missed the games

>>175345863
Obviously the massage segment.

>>175345878
I don't think that I've read something this stupid on this website before, you should be proud of yourself.

>>175345868
Gotta cater to the sperg demographic w/c makes up for 50% of the playerbase

>>175345956
4dr actually bet against himself, a guy at VPgame told me

>>175345971
>Slavs
>white

Why are /pol/fags such cancer?

>>175345969
This game would be a lot more popular

>monkey king
>spectre
>cm
zzzzzzzzz meta has gotten stale already

>>175345961
me on the right

>Spectre
gg chinks

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>>175345974
>This dog runs down your lane and slaps your tower. What do you do?

>another spec+cm episode

>>175345837
yeah watching thoring and rlewis being retards acting smug about their handicaps is so much better

can we admit that /d2g/ lost
reddit controls the game now, the commentators, the studios, and the personalities
all we can do is cry while others dictate dota

>>175346025
Because it triggers reddit fags

>>175346048
hyvää vittu

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>>175346025
this
DoTA 2 discussion ONLY
remain serious at ALL times!

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>>175345991
Again' m'gumba, you should be sniffing gazoline like 80% of your compatriots, you fucking genetic mistake

>>175346039
It's almost as if there was a major patch that changed the fuck out of the fucking balance and overbuffed some heroes.

HONESTLY IG SHOULD JUST PICK SK ALCH AND WIN THE GAME

HOW IS OG THE ONLY TEAM TO REALIZE HOW BROKEN ALCH IS

>>175346048
enjoy it as my tower gets more and more erect

>>175346048
perkele
PERKELE

>>175345837
Unlike in other games, the analysts and casters in Dota are good players themselves (most of them)

So they may not be as "hype" or whatever but they know their shit

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>>175345972
You hit a genuine spot there.

Was it rape?

>>175345930
Was he joking though?

>>175345837
yes our talent is mostly complete garbage with the exception of pro player-turned analysts

I love Dota2 but the talent is an embarrassment, you GOtard are lucky while I don't think your game is very interesting your talent is always great and entertaining. each to his own i guess

>letting Spectre through
>pick chink spirit
why are chinks so fucking dogshit?

did you see the girl with the rtz sign get kissed and get really mad about it

>>175345969
Does he accept commissions? I wouldn't mind commissioning some quality Dota porn for once. All the current Dota porn artists are just western trash.

>>175346068
>this is what redditors believe
You don't even read sgamer/prodota and the dev forums, 50% of the game changes come directly from their suggestions

>>175346057
at least they know how to banter

dota talents social skills stopped developing in junior high

Kuro finally picking LC, they won

>>175346141
i bet she liked it tho

>>175346139
Yeah, they're so shit they're one game away from advancing.

Meanwhile shitquid have had to literally pull out their best performance by matumbaman who literally sucks 50% of the time to stay in the game.

>>175346158
>le ebin banter xxXD
please go back

Please tell me someone screencapped that Kazakhstanian cutie

>Tfw no kazakhstanian gf

>>175346141
i hope someone clipped it

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why isn't tidehunter generally picked nowadays anyway

>>175345961
>>175345789
>ukraine
no such thing

There are so many HOT fucking Dota nerd grills @ Kiev...

I regret I didn't go there and attempt to lose my virginity to be desu.

>>175346116
>good players themselves
even synderen will still spew bullshit just to make the game seem more exciting.
prime example is game 1 of this series where iG "loses" a teamfight where ember and morphling still get out. both casters try to make it seem like this was a huge swing in liquids favor then 30 seconds later they get shitstomped.

>Kuroky nice nipples
kek

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What did she mean?

>>175346206
Muslims can't be gfs

>>175346218
Hero doesn't provide anything outside Ult and cooldown is too long for it to be worth. 1 whiffed ult = basically playing 5v4 for 2+ minute

>>175346234
Are those girls actually players themselves that would be down to fuck a dotard though? I'm pretty sure they're all just the girlfriends of the guys that went.

>>175346234
I'm going to the next CIS Major wearing a Na'Vi shirt

>no escape mechanism hero for burning

what does it mean?

who the fuck is conrad and why doesnt he say anything but the most basic shit

>>175346258
right: you
middle: her
left: the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>175346198
banter is fine when it's not someone like cap or charlie being a passive aggressive bitch.

>stadium full for a non-VP game
are the CIS crowd kino?

>>175346218
>le do nothing except ult man and take 5 hours to farm blink
>le only scrubs are stupid enough to hit you because you're tanky and slow but quite useless alone

I wonder why?

>>175346289
C9 Manager

Yes, THAT C9

>>175346289
Manager of C9 back in the 2nd place era

>>175345961
I too am asking this, for my friend

>>175346295
he is a serial killer right?

>>175346304
Filipino crowd better

it's like liquid realized they suck and just have to pick miracle a hero that he can solo the game with

guys I havent watched dota in a few months where are all the bts casters/analysts?

>>175346258

is she talking about fruitdealer?

that nigga was gud once

and then there was that other nigga nestea

and then i dropped sc2

>>175346268
NaVi fangrills are likely some batshit crazy Dendi fangrills. I don't recommend this approach.

is conrad literally more useless than sheever? at least sheever provides eye candy for horse lovers

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>>175346198
banter is good you unsociable aspie

>>175346416
I legitimately can't think up one good reason to have Conrad on the panel so I'm confused why he's here over better talent like PPD or anybody fucking else.

Conrad seems like somebody Valve is trying to force onto us.

>300 range punch
>Through fog and 4 trees

?????????????????????????

>>175346265
Ukrainians are so based that Dota is somewhat acceptable socially in there. So the grills might be down to fuck Dotards.

GH-GOD

>Burning relegated to a press Q hero
kek

>>175346254
Sometimes you gotta blow smoke as a caster, no matter how little happens. The difference is its not 97% smoke like with most hype casters and """"high mmr experts""""". Put Synderen and other ex-pros next to the other casters and you'll notice the difference.

>>175346450
>somebody Valve is trying to force onto us.
that would be slacks

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why is mk naked?

>>175346450
le give everybody a chance instead of inviting people that have proved to be good

>>175346082
it must be really hard for you to discern different anons on a board without flags and IDs, but I am in fact a different anon. and now go back to /pol/ with that bullshit if you'd please.

>>175346465
>So the grills might be down to fuck Dotards.
kek. nothing below 6k
time to ebay those account boyz

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lmao

>>175346495
>proved to be good
Okay sure, I agree with you.
Now why is Conrad on the panel when he's a fucking nobody?

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>that fucking fissure block

>>175346437
>unsociable aspie
Look where you are fucktard

jfc I'd already have rq vs that earthshaker

miracle is washed up he should be winning mid harder

>>175346515
If I can lie to myself that I like to play this game, I'm sure I can drop a few white lies to seduce Ukrainian girls

>>175346573
T O L E R A N C E

>>175346541
he was C9's manager
he has connections so he'll get invited even though he's dogshit

isnt spec just gonna destroy wraith king? :/

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this guy walks up to your mid, slams his rock down and slaps your mid's ass with it, what do?

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>tfw Faceless void flames the entire game as we get stomped but he blames Nature and Silencer (who was mid and died to Shadow Fiend) instead of me

>>175345657
Based Aussies do it again

i haven't watched dota since 10 years ago

who is this spooky ghost and where's leoric?

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BLOGGING
DURING
ESPORTS

>be one of the carry gods
>respected player, known for his ability to farm very fast
>still doing well in his "old" age
>important game in major

>my captain gives me wraith king

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>Liquid having an amazing early game makes me more worried they'll lose

>B-Dog

memeracle

>>175346404
Why's that?

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post em

great teamplay china

>burning

roflanEbalo

>op breaks the trees stunning his allied mk
china's best everybody

How bad is iG choking now?

this is tjhe most garbage draft ive seen since Thunderbirds

liquid won

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kek

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>burning thinking he's rtz

WK is already bottom 4 in net worth

!! ATTENTION WK IS NOT FARMING !!

lmao, IG tilted as fuck

BYE BYE CHINKS

GG go next

>h0neylans is gonna win another major now
goddamnit burning why do you do this

nice hacks spectre

games over

>crash once a game
nice computers Kiev

yeah
its ogre my dudes
queue that slacks video

>>175346503
Why, because the truth trigger you? Btw, i'm another anon

Did they just assemble these PCs three days before the tournament without heat sinks or something?
What the fuck

>>175346728

Haven't you seen SG vs Secret game 3?

>>175346671
makes sense. he plays like a dog

>can't pick morphling or antimage
>lose

Maybe learn different strats?

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>according to american logic
if you ain't dutch, you ain't much

>>175346759
og looked weak as fuck
EG's probably gonna win

Based gh bringing back my boy raigor

>lose game 1 to newbee (chink)
>win game 2 and 3
>lose game 1 to ig (chink)
>win game 2 and 3

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so before the game ends

post your battle stations d2g

come one, post it

>EVER THINKING YOU CAN BEAT THE CERTIFIED /D2G/ TEAM
LMAO AT THIS TRASH CHINK TEAM

It's happening. Didn't think liquid had a chance

I sure am glad we went through that long seeding process in order for every high seed team to get blown the fuck out

7 (seven) - 1

>>175346818
this is the reason I love single elim

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alright Liquid you better be able to beat Honeylans

if OG wins another major by cheesing with Naga Alch im going to shoot myself

>>175346794
is jugg also banned? chinks love running that champ

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>>175346806
Nani the fuck.

just tuned in
why is burning playing a support WK?

>>175346780
this isn't dota and you are and idiot.

>>175346795
it makes sense since the best dota personalities are dutch

>sheever
>sing
>bambo

>>175346795
>le don't even qualify to the euro nation

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You're telling me they've put Burning on one of the WORST CARRIES IN THE GAME in a DECIDING MATCH?

This is the biggest throw order I've seen.

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I'm worried because i feel like every game a team wins the early game, they lose one fight 30 minutes in and it turns

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>>175346806
>using their shitty site

LIQUIDSHIT

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>They forgot about Dark seer

It's over lickshits

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THEY
STILL
FOUND
A
WAY
TO
LOSE

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>B-""""""""God"""""""""

u were saying, yuroshits?

>>175345878
ESL tard

what the FUCK

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>>175346795
As finishing touch, God created the Dutch.

Mashallah brother

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explain dotards

F A R M

T H E

W A L L

LGTSS
>SHITQUID
>SHITQUID
>SHITQUID

>Suddenly WK up to 4th in farm

Wow, It's like it's only really early game