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>>175307002
>SG buttfucks Secret
>"thirdie" shitposter nowhere to be found
HMM... DOTARDS, EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON TO ME!!

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Going to the store soon.

Which energy drink does /d2g/ recommend I get to help me stay up all night for the grand finals?

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repostin'

EG are going to under go roster changes the moment they can

They look like they are avoiding each other so much, even after they win a series

RTZ is going to tilt so fucking hard tomorrow

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Only oldfags witnesses pic related live. The literal height of dotes.

>eu

joy_emoji.png

nth for SG aka /our guys/

> TNC vs. OG to determine which region isn't the worst in the world

Gonna be comfy tomorrow

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>6k mmr br > 9.5k mmr eu
>be me
>4.5k mmr br
>true mmr is actually 7.5k
huh. it's like goku taking off his weights. i knew i was good, but i didn't know i was THIS good

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What am I supposed to do until esports comes back on?

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Dota is such great fucking game How can other """""""""""esports""""""""""" compete?

Is it possible to die from laughing? I have been laughing or chuckling about shitrekt for 30 straight minutes now

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Post ancient memes

>>175307240
you mean faceless?

>>175307195
he cant take those taunts

>>175307197
WE
LOVE
PHASE
DRUMS

>>175307240
But faceless is the team that advanced.

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NP.pieliedie confirmed

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I hope pie is okay.

Which hero is best against slark ultra late game?

>>175307171
redbull for the redpills

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>>175307303
Remember when monkeyz forever was constantly shitting on RTZ and EE in pubs?

I hope that Shitrekt disbands after Kiev, PLD deserves a better team.

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What a time that was

>>175307178
no changes can be done in EG because the players ppd and fear are shareholders

if you wanted to kick someone out you would have to buy his share and i dont think fear wants to sell his new car etc just yet

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>>175307197
Did u wake up very early to see this?

>>175307505
someone post the pasta

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>>174975291

>>175307264
pubg and sleep

>>175307427
anti magnus

>>175307526
POST THE PAJKATT ONE

>>175307427
a farmed AM that jumps him with abyssal and burns all his mana

I stopped watching after game 1
Feelssobadman
Can someone explain when based SG taunted?

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>SECRET LOST TO THE HUES, JUST WHAT I SHITPOSTED THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS
LETS GO HUES TRASH EG NEXT

>>175307526
>tfw hyped for that pajkatt lycan
how times change
will there be a d2g sticky thread again?

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>Secret wins = SEAcret
>Secret lose = yuropean elite
Explain.

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>>175307618
fuck i didnt screen that one, have this instead

>>175307632
their undying was literally taunting off cd, no matter how intense a fight was

>>175307427
silver edge
heaven's halberd

>>175307197
>>175307526
Pretty sure nu-/d2g/ doesn't remember ABYSS OF SUFFERING and ILL MEET YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD

>>175307460
I remember
He looked so good, the Sumail before Sumail
Now he's the Waga of NA

>>175307632
every fucking time. he didn't stop.

>>175307427
antimage
puck/storm
void

those are 3 best heroes in the 3 core roles, you either have to be able to chase him forever or burn all his mana quickly

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>>175307002
poste sua cara quando o sg cagar no shartour

>>175307197
Darude was one thing. Seeing BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA was another level.

>>175307303
I like the middle.

>had the opportunity to pick AM versus Storm + Slark
>picked Timber

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Old EE memes

POOPEY FANGAYS LUL

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>>175307847

>>175307847
>not posting the webm

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>>175307742
>Secret wins

>>175307839
>antimage io laning vs sk undying

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Boy oh boy EG vs SG is going to be hype as fuck I can't wait for new trash talk.
Pic related, Pain gaming vs EG trashtalk.

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>>175307796

why did valve remove looking at your teams recent agmes?

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>>175307847
older EE meme

>>175307770
G1 league was like TI3 era not even that old

>>175307754
>>175307789
So fucking based
Reddit being btfo not knowing making the other team mad is main objective

>>175307526
i'm the reason this guy went support role instead of carry. too bad i cant keep up with him. you can ask him to confirm. ;)

>>175308003
I dont even remember what role EE played on NTH

>>175307795
>>175307427

would PL work too? provided you can get him online

>>175307632
Undying was taunting in teamfights, he actually would rather taunt than attack

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>yfw shitkrit gets btfo by brasil with a 3k slark and 2k storm

>>175308050
their slark was also taunting pretty often, not as much as the undying though

>>175308003
straight up fucking vintage
>>175308096
pos 5

>>175308096
stacking cuckboy

their whole gameplan was literally stack ancients and do them, then smoke to enemy ancients that are also stacked and farm them

dota was so fucking bad back then

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>>175307796

>>175307980
Molho

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>>175307976
>EG loses to SG
>NA fangays start cheering for SG because of their "American" pride

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No one remembers this one.

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>TFW no busty ginger dota waifu to hotglue

>>175307795
What if you got a support void and time dilated him between dark pacts?

Or what if you just did a core void and also picked skywrath or invoker and nuked him in chrono?

>>175308238
Oh, I 'member

>>175307976
man ppd is such an arrogant cuck

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>>175308095
i'll do that anon

>>175308096
support after black left and loda cucked him of his team

quick
post qt girls from major

>>175307976
>well get there

Honestly this made me sad, PPD is such a cunt

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>>175308249
>no one ever delivered on the Mirana one

>>175308256
>support void

skywrath would literally be food for slark outside of chrono, its not reliable

>>175307976
bullying is NOT ok.

So now that SG killed secret are you going to give BRs more respect in your pub matches or are you going to continue pretending they cannot ever be good?

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jej

>>175308359
you now remember BRs have been trying to get to an international tournment since Dota 1, even with their awful pings

>>175308439
brs are fine
peruvians are the shitters

brs have their own servers that aren't dumpster

>>175308120

pl is just bad as a hero and needs to buy the shit am gets for free like blink and diffu
you also dont want abyssal on him really

is ultra lategame pl good against slark?
yeah sure hes not bad
problem is hes not great before having those 5 or 6 items while am with just manta is already super dangerous and also farms way faster than pl

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>>175308374
>spending $370 to ruin a figure
>you can literally buy a prostitue in thailand that is identical for a fraction of that price

>>175308449
oy veyy the goyim know
remove the inscription

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>Sunday
>SG wins the Kiev Major
>Felipe Massa wins the russian gran prix
>Brazil becomes a first world country

>>175308439
play quality isnt even the issue. all south americans are obnoxious jungle beaners.

also get the fuck out of US East & US West

>>175308956
Damn who's this?

>>175309024
A D L I A N O

>>175309024
>brazilians are whiter than Americans
really makes me think

>>175308518
This
Fuck peruvians

LMAO
https://twitter.com/midonedota2/status/858086607328555008

>>175309156
I'm so glad this cocky shitskin manlet fuck got put in his place

>>175308359
stop being a fucking baby

brazil was victorious today. but they'll never beat EG's secret technique.
THE WALL.

>>175309545
>Universe and Sumail
Looks like it was already beaten

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old memes?
you now remember that synderen actually played in 3 TIs and got last place in all 3 of them
also ironically and for a very short time he was on a team that could be called the best team in the world at that current time!

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>>175309083

Kuruminha.

>>175308425
you have to go back

>>175309229
they never learn

>>175309229
Midone is cute pls dont bully

>>175309682
Well, mtw did win like 3 dreamhacks in a row

>>175309156
>midone calls out all the direct invited teams
>gets eliminate on ro16 by a quali team

pottery?

>>175309515
Fuck off ppd

>sg wins this major
>valve is forced to make dedicated SA servers with decent pings
>scene blows up
>new blood enters the scene

I just want this to happen. All of the current old boys are way to comfortable because the pool is so limited and they just shuffle around their positions on different teams, hardly any new faces. LETS MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN.

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>>175309545

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I still can't believe SG beat Secret, holy shit. Literally BTFO.

>>175309682
Looking at those items then is ridiculous to what they are now.
>Luminous
Jesus. I rarely see that guy cast.

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Does /d2g/ have any BRposters and how did it feel to watch SG beat Secret?

>>175309839
SA has good servers with great ping, I live in sao paulo and play on it with 5 ms, problem is that there isnt many high mmr players so 5k+ are forced to queue us or wait forever for a game

>>175309839
>>valve is forced to make dedicated SA servers with decent pings
>brazilian server (south america)
>peruvian server
>chilean server

You're mentally retarded.

>>175309984
I'm brazilian and it was hype as fuck, unbelievable really.

>>175310080
Yea now fuck off from this Aryan only general.

>>175310013
>>175310080
>literal shitskin thirdies in /d2g/

No wonder this place is a shithole

>>175309984
fun because it triggered secret fans and fat burgers altogether

>come back from gym
>BRs actually won

RACIST

B T F O

/pol/

B T F O

underage doturds

B T F O


ahahahhahhhahahaahaha

BEST MAJOR

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Did anyone actually get the SG vs Secret prediction correct in their compendium?

>>175310205
some guy predicted SG to win it all

Can someone explain what the point of the Swiss group stage was?

There literally doesn't seem like there's any reason to winning, considering that it's going to be single elimination regardless of how you do.

>>175307976
Jesus man, that's so fucking unnecessarily harsh.

>>175309682
>150lasthits 28mins in
woah so this is the power of TI2 teams

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>>175310124
ive been here longer than you and my mmr is higher than yours : ^)

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Serious questions here:

Is /d2g/ prepared for superior brown cock?

Have you come to terms with the fact that brown bulls will dominate your esport just like happened with /csgog/?

>>175310331
>political compass.jpg

>>175307770
>>175307197
At least talk about stuff like
>why build int items on agi hero?/watch and learn
>farm5ever

Or shit like that

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>>175310268
people could farm just fine back then, that game was just a stomp from the get go
the farm was more focused on lane creeps instead of gay ass jungle stacking bottle pulling thing that came up with rtz and ee

>>175310258
because no team is put at an advantage or disadvantage based on random initial seeding

1-0's play 1-0s, 2-0's play 2-0's, 2-1's play 2-1's, etc. it's a good way to set up a single elim bracket without bullshit pairings and to have a higher chance at an actual interesting grand final. in ro16, it's the highest seeding vs lowest seeding, instead of high seed vs high seed, eliminating someone earlier just because they got matched with a good team. for example, imagine eg vs secret in the first round of the single elim tournament. two good teams that are expected to make it far. nobody wants to see them lose early.

>>175310331
I don't believe that you're over 6k, even then, how does it feel to live in a shit filled country? Are you scared of getting mugged after 8pm?

>>175308439
>give BRs more respect in your pub matches

I don't have BRs in my pubs because they actually play on their own fucking server instead of queuing on a 300 ping American server just to get faster games. They hate the Peruvians more than we do.

>>175308249
wait, since when does WR have a bust?
She was a flat redhead with dirty feet

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>BR wins
>every underage /pol/ memer leaves the thread, butthurt as fuck
>thread is suddendly decent

Heh, gotta love the brs for that.

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how is this not forced 50

>>175310574
>he fell for the MMR meme
A literal 6k avg. team won against world's highest MMR mid. Really makes your brain synapses increase huh?

>>175310258
groupstage is always a honeypot but imagine being mouz against the current best team in the world

>>175310013

what, 5k games in SA server are abundant, even 6k is fast depending on the hours

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>>175310701
I'm still here desu
EUdota is a mess

I just ended a 30 minute game as pudge with 33 flesh heap.

>>175307172
Are you aware that the casters aren't actually omniscient gods you should trust on everything? Invoker is a very strong carry. They wouldn't have talked the same shit about a SF, Clinkz, Drow draft's "lack of a carry" even though his ability to do physical damage is greater than any of those.

So, the only german thing in the major is the mouz management, right?
Does that mean that BRs will win this major?

>>175310594
her model is broken which made her flat.
her tits pop out when she does the kiss taunt.
which is sorta hilarious.

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>>175309046

make me you fat pasty retard

LMAO

>>175310728
>pick shitty heroes
>lose

rly maks u thenk

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SG e-sports
>Hastily scrambled together a day before getting shipped to Kiev
>Playing on toasters, connected to cocunut modems
>Carried only on the monies and the gibs, griefing, backstabbery, to avoid getting beheaded

Secret
>Trained tirelessly 25 hours a day for since TI in preparation for this match.
>Playing on $6000 blunt force-proof computers connected directly to the honeypot network HQ
>Europoors

FINALE SCORE
SG 2
Secret 1

SECRET ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE?

>>175310750
>brain synapses increase
>the spaces between axons and dendrites increase, or you gain more
>this is supposed to mean you are thinking more

what did he mean by this

>>175310574
im lucky enough to be part of the 1% that are very rich and make profit out of brazil's shitty conditions and lack of proper education plus I live in the biggest city here so its all good.
i try to not go anywhere near the poor areas though, the "hoods" are indeed very dangerous(we dont have many favelas like rio, but the poor people areas are just as bad)

>>175310874
what was that draft man?

>>175310874
>secret
>training
if you call gem td training I guess

>>175310793
>invoker can do greater physical damage than a clinkz or SF

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>175310874
Yea but Secret aren't shitskins so their lives are a billion times better.

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>>175310701
You fucking kidding me? The monkeys humiliating yurocucks brought out even more /pol/ and /int/ posting than any EG vs Secret series.

>>175310874
what's their secret?

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way to fuck up the beauty

>>175310594
>>175310827

I think that flatrunner should be intended now, like a bug that ends upo as a feature. feats her well

>>175311003

>a-at least t-t-they're white!!

ahahhaha mad as fuck, just sleep it off my man.

>>175310768
Its from 6.5-7k onwards that queue gets shitty. on SG team i think its mostly 4dr and hFn that feels forced to play on us east.

>>175310827
>kiss taunt
I only come to watch esports


flat=justice
Busty WR is Wind Ranger aka fake Windrunner.
Just like that green impostor is not the true king

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>>175310574
lmao I'm not even that guy but you sure is triggered huh m8?

>>175310950
so i'm just wondering, with the cost of living being so low in brazil and all that, what could a person do with $25,000?

>>175310874
Secret disbanding when?

Taunts are pay2win

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remember the original unironical swnl meme before kumiko posting?

never thought it would hit doubting levels of memery

>>175310574
More like 8am.

>>175310793
but invoker isnt a hard carry, hes furion tier

he cant fight slark in right clicks

>>175311003

middle class brazilians lives better than middle class cis slavs

brazil is not truly poor, it only has a lot of social disparity. and people who can live sustained by their parents forever playing dotes are certainly not in the bad side of the situation

>>175311107
>I only come to watch esports
then you better hope the brazilians don't pick WR.
cause they taunt like hell.

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>>175311068
That's fake right?

>>175311096
Lol kid, Puppey makes millions from his Turkey billionaire friend, this honeypot lan means nothing to him and he is only focused on a single tournament: TI (which shitskins never were part of).

You're happy that your shitskined team won a single series and will get assblasted by the true AMERICANS anyways? Yea fuck off, I understand that you can feed an entire family for 10 years in your shitskin country with the money they are winning at 8th place, but it really is no achievement for any white man to win a single seris.

So fuck off from my white only thread already, thank you.

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>>175307618

>>175311319

Didn't even read lol.

Mad.As.Fuck

>>175311262
to be fair most heroes can't fight slark in a right click war since his ult doesn't let them right click.
but still they needed an actual carry not a fucking timbersaw and they would have won.
tiny, CK, jugg, fuck even WK.
any fucking carry would have done the job.

>>175311163
>cost of living being so low in brazil
It's pretty high, when compared to actual salaries and the shitton of taxes.

>>175311319
you sound triggered bro

reminder that secret literally lost to a win-less 16th seed LMAO

>>175311301
no.
https://www.instagram.com/polinalogunova/

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>>175311319
lol not even mad my bracket prediction got fucked this is a bountiful salt mine

>>175311163
>what could a person do with $25,000?
You'd be considered rich

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Why do we even have a panel of """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""experts""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ?

So they can give their shitty ass baseless predictions and be wrong every time? Honestly I'd be happy if it was just slacks or some other FUCKFACE goofing around until draft instead of these so-called "professional" panelists that haven't been right about a single damn thing in this whole day.

Fucking waste of money if you ask me. Can't wait for the Dota 2 bubble to pop and for these shitters to get an honest job.

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>>175311068

>>175311386
any reason why they even picked timbersaw in the 1st place?

i can understand invoker being a well rounded strong pick, but what does timbersaw do

>>175311423
>>175311537
i'm getting some real mixed responses here.

So, does anybody have the video of Redeye calling the BRs monkeys?

>>175311163
Depends on the location and your own needs, it wont buy you a house in sao paulo or last a lot if youre trying to maintain a US standard lifestyle, but if you dont spend much it can last you for over 2 years or smth

For comparison purposes 25k is equal to 80k brl~, 2 pounds of meat go for like 30 brl, a 2 liters coke go for 7,5 brl~ so you get the difference

>>175311163
Like someone told you, Taxes here is way too high, they gonna be fucked up by that. Cost of living is also really high here. Its still, a great deal of money that they would rarely come by playing dota...

> Hues: 0 euros
> EG: 2 euros

I like the hues' odds.

>>175311378
Not that I expected a Shitskin to be able to read anyways, go eat a coconut and rape a HIV riddled nigger on the street you shitskin. Go look out of your window you filthy fucking shitskin and ask yourself if life is better as an European or Shitskin brazil. Look at your hand, look at your hair, you are the rape babies from Portuguese you have an average IQ of fucking 87, look at you, just look at your pathetic country and think about it for a minute. Be happy that your shitty team won a SINGLE SERIES, because EG will blow them the fuck out tomorrow and you will start roleplaying as a white again because you're so ashamed that you were born brown and not white.

Why are Secret considered the bad guys? Just because of the unsubstantiated rumors about Puppey by an autistic has-been-never-was anime shitter who is desperate for attention?

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>>175311432

They took one game from OG, but that's not that much of an achievement to be quite honest.

>>175311649
this is going to be another "eu if they lose, america if they win" things isn't it.

>>175311605
Tax culture leads to bloated prices. The only cheap thing here is food.

>>175311605
you wont be considered rich at all, 25k usd is equal to 80k brl, a good hyundai here go for 80/100k brl
a small but decent apartment in a decent area wont cost less than 250k

>>175311649
>EG: 1 Canadian
>SG: 0 Canadians
EG is finished

>>175311537
$25,000 per month is rich AF.
With 5,000 per month you can live very well here. However, taxes are very high and prices are varied, depending on where you live.

If you want to live in super budget mode, that would be 2,000/month, yet minimum salary is 1,000.

>>175311717
> being this buttblasted
> lashing out at people that are roleplaying brazilians specifically to make you mad

>>175311717
but anon, at least brazil dont get truck attacks

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>>175311717

Haha mad as fuck man, take a chill pill bro

>>175311882
Yea you get shot in the head by a negro for a piece of bread, we all know that there are so many murders in that shit hole that they don't even get reported on the news anymore because it's not worth anybody's time.

>>175311717

mad as fuck holy SHIT

first euros lose their countries to muslim shitskins, now they lose dota to south american shitskins

how can they ever recover

>>175311717
>crying yourself to sleep- the post
Sad!

>>175311963

>I get all my worldview from memes on the internet

Based.

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>>175307303

>And CDEC are moving in there now. I don't think EG are interested in contesting this 4 on 5, but maybe they can delay it long enough for it to be a 5 on 5 if they ice blast and fissure probably. There -
>Oh -
> - is no hookshot.
>They're all together. PPD, here comes the ice blast, ready for the DUNK! In from Universe! It's a DISASTER! CDEC! They're gonna get wiped off the face of the earth apart from Agresif, he'll jump out! But the wombo combo PERFECTLY executed from Evil Geniuses and now they will take Roshan!

also

>the two thousand and seventeenth year of our Lord
>giving sumail storm spirit

also

>eu dota

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>>175310874

How much money came with the throw order for Valve's "muh SA underdog" meme?

>>175311265
Is the taunt cute?

>tell team to push a lane
>two guys stay in jungle
>die
>turn all my items into a rapier
>dota becomes fun again

good GAMES ooGA booGA

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>wake up
>Secret got btfo'd by BRs
if only they had singsing they could've stomped

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>>175312043
"Crime in Brazil involves an elevated incidence of violent and non-violent crimes.[1] According to most sources, Brazil possesses high rates of violent crimes, such as murders and robberies; depending on the source (UNDP or World Health Organization), Brazil's homicide rate is 30-35 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants,[2] placing Brazil in the top 20 countries by intentional homicide rate.[3]"

Shitskins are just pathetic.

I wish they beat EG too to make ppd assblasted but that will not happen sadly.

>>175312180
very

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>this mad as fuck racist kid

Not even worthy of a (You) but pretty funny anyway.

What games are playing tomorrow (29th)?
Liquipedia doesnt list shit for a schedule, and I'm trying to do my player cards.
Is it just all 4 quarter final games on Saturday, and then the Semis and Finals on Sunday?

>>175312134
>actually believing secret is good
Why though?
in their little streak they didnt beat anyone, they lost to c9 in the dac qualifiers, lost to tnc in SL and their only really good win is against iG who didnt prepare for them at all(and why should they have lmao)

>>175312329
>pointing out facts is racist
Oh look at this fucking mongoloid, is stating that Brazil is a shithole with a very high crime rate and a very low average IQ racist?

Piss off to reddit you fagot

>>175312354
All 4 quarter finals, if you click the "i" icon on the brackets it tells you in how many hours the games are.

>>175312354
iG vs Liquid
7h 6m

Faceless vs.OG
11h 36m

VGJ vs.VP
14h 6m

EG vs. SGe
17h 36m

>>175310874
i cant believe people dont realize that the skill discrepancy between teams at the international LAN level is WAY smaller than you may think

have any two teams play 100 matches against each other and I guarantee the results won't be more than 60-40 on either side no matter if it's iG vs SG or TNC vs Faceless

these are just kids playing a fucking video game for money, most of them are dopey little shits that would not have been able to commit 10k hours to something else that isn't constantly fun like gaming in order to do something worthwhile with their lives.

dota is complex at least compared to most other competitive video games but it's been taking a turn over the past year or two wtih bullshit failsafe items like hurricane pike and glimmer cape and talents allowing every hero to have something broken about them that the emphasis on execution has never been lower, 75% of the game is decided by the draft and no matter how good your players are even a 5k avg shitty pubstack could take a game off a 8k pro squad if they picked the right heroes

Laughing SO HARD at this butthurt euro.

>>175312520
man most of these seem to have obvious winners (ig, og, vp, eg) but after today i just can't be sure of shit anymore.

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The enemy tinker abandoned for at least 8 minutes, still lost

I feel like the 10k damage OD might have had something to do with it. Or the free farming anti-mage

Why must 4k be so hard?

>>175312520
Alright I got iG over Liquid OG over Faceless EG winning and my upset VP over VGJ.

>You will always be white and never be a brown, hiv infested, low iq, brazilian
Feels great.

I don't think I can handle an EG loss against SG

>>175312651
EG is shaky desu, their group stages are kinda wonky

its not the same team anymore since ppd left

reminder that current secret has been together forever and has always been shit, getting eliminated in groupstages or qualifiers in most events and this groupstage was just another case of honeypot memery
if you actually thought secret was good kys

>>175312520
iG
Faceless
VP
SGe

>>175312653
your odie was trash

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>>175312312
When are you going to post a .webm?

>>175312436
A country that's been exploited by half the world has people who can't afford education and resort to crime? Huh, weird.

Meanwhile, the USA is the richest country in the world and has like 3 times as many murders as most other first-world countries and no fucking free healthcare, which a bunch of third world countries do have. That's a true shithole.

>>175312775
prepare your anus
r
e
p
a
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>>175312481
>>175312520
thanks m8s

>>175312858
it's interesting the lengths you people are going through to deny the brs their win. just fucking accept it that you're a racist fuck

>>175312221
Adelaide i missed you

>>175312741
>when you're so superior that you lose

>>175313081
>resort to crime
>free healthcare

14, don't spend your youth here

>>175313081
>It's not our fault, we dindu nuthing we were kangz the white boi abused us
Piss off, your country has huge oil fields and it's still undeveloped because your average human being is almost as stupid as a literal retard. Look at Germany, they have 0 oil and did almost no colonization except some African countries and are rich as fuck because they are smart people and create things.

It's only Brazil's people's fault that their country is a shithole.

>>175313346
How many TIs or Majors has your shit country won?

BR here, it feels so good to be innately good at dota.

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>>175313005

>>175313248
im br myself lmao, i do acknowledge how nice their victory was, but the point is that everyone is retarded for thinking secret is something out of this world when they beat 2 shitty teams and one that didnt prepare for them and before that they have been terrible and irrelevant for months and months

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>>175313412
>it's still undeveloped
This is what Brazil looks like you fucking idiot

>>175313081
Portugal is not half the world, kid.

>people who can't afford education and resort to crime
Literally dindu nuffin. Ridiculous.

>>175310080
>>175309984
I've literally went full HUE around the house.

What's the chance of EG winning this series?

>>175313412
>cites germany as smart

yea, importing massive numbers of 3rd world muzzies is certainly very smart

so smart

and china still has the highest number of TIs won, nobody cares about majors

>>175313543
Just like it did 3 decades ago.

Jesus, how bad was the secret shitposting? And was it glorious?

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>>175313543
Go cherrypick more pictures of your shit country, oh look it has some big buildings built by Americans.
>>175313686
Piss of to reddit you reddit spacing fagot, yea, Germany is getting cucked by their politicians but that does not mean they are not incredibly smart people. Of and the people you call "3rd world muzzies" ARE LITERALLY YOUR AVERAGE FUCKING BRAZILIAN.

Imagine being Brazilian

>>175313698
oh man it was

people wen crazy

>>175313648
50%, they either win or they don't

>>175313808
Not smart enough to see through the propaganda, apparently.

>>175311602
Timber is a shitter-stomper hero, it was Puppey disrespecting SG, casters kept saying that they were understimating SG but it was a statement that went south.

Puppey's arrogance is what made him likeable in the first place, people just forgot that's why they liked the presidente.

>>175313808
lalalalalala

reminder that shitrekt still got their ass handed to them by HUEs

LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>nuke nordeste
>nuke sao paulo
>nuke rio de janeiro

Brazil suddendly first world country.

>>175313808
there are bad places and good places in literally everywhere in the world
whats your point?

>>175313953
Not really, it's just the German people have an obsession with the destruction of Europe and realized subversion works better than warfare

>>175314017
>nuke nordeste
>nuke sao paulo
>nuke rio
>suddendly the country goes bankrupt

really makes me thinkg..

>>175312520
liquid, faceless, VP, EG would be a dream come true

>>175314017
Yes, let's remove the only thing keeping the rampant leftism on the south at bay. RIO GRANDE DO SUL YES.

>>175314017
>being a poor shitskin in country composed of poor shitskins

gl nuking sao paulo and removing the only rich place from play

>>175311963
>you get shot in the head by a negro for a piece of bread

That's literally how most of the world sees America.

>going from winning a TI and two major grand finals to losing to fucking brazilian monkeys

Poopey on suicide watch

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Uh oh, the Brazilians have come back for revenge

>>175314076
Any country would dissapear with three nukes... fuck with the power of nukes nowadays we would all die with 3 of them regardless of where they fall.

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>>175307002
>ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE
ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE
>ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE
ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE
>ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE
ALL EU TEAMS ELIMINATED ON DAY FUCKING ONE

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>>175313808
lol, the super fucking wide view of a brazilian city is cherrypicked but a picture of one neighborhood is not? I could type "detroit slums" on google and find shit that looks bad too.

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>>175313953
>>175313968
It's showing that Brazil's average IQ is 87
>>175314024
I understand that there are some good places in Brazil, I'm sure there are some amazing places, but I'm sure that every single Brazil poster (or shitskin poster in general) except maybe one or two are your average low iq violent cunt.

>>175314076
>rebuild economy without neoliberal jews
>no one is poor

>>175314076
>suddenly nothing changes

>>175314210
90% of USA doesn't look like madmax, meanwhile 99% of Brazil is absolute shit-tier.

Fabelas are a worldwide meme for a reason.

>>175314243
>losing to 87 IQ

very smart europoors

>>175314168
how do you cite making it to two honeypot events finals and leaves out the fact that he made it to 3 TI finals in a row?
why on earth do you consider yourself better than brazilian monkeys, subhuman newfag?

>>175314169
If only they could defeat EG tomorrow

>>175314312
>suddenly
This country has stagnated for almost 20 years now.

I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND CHECKED STANDINGS
SHITREKT LOST TO FUCKING BRAZIL???
AHAHHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

>>175311319
>>175311717
>>175311963
if you are going to falseflag please try to be more subtle

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>e*ropoors demolished by bro-zilians
>their only resort is furious shitposting on a tibetan basketweaving forum
shaking in my chair lads

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>was asleep during Secret getting BTFO by LITERAL monkeys, the worst team of the group stage

I'm about to watch the hightlights, but seriously WHAT happened?

Did they get over confident and do some meme drafts or something?

>>175314169
They didn't qualify for that event did they?

>>175314247
>no one is poor
kys disgusting negroe lefty

>>175311163
>with the cost of living being so low in brazil

That's completely untrue if you're aiming for the big cities. State capitals like São Paulo, Curitiba, Porto Alegre etc have very good living standards but are very expensive if you're not living in the favelas or lower-class neighbourhoods.

$25.000 translates to roughly R$75.000, so you'd be off on a good start. But you better find a well-paying job fast because that money isn't going to last much.

>>175314243
>It's showing that Brazil's average IQ is 87
you are heavily implying that EU teams that lose to thirdies don't count as yuropoors

sorry senpai but your teams just suck ass

>>175314169
>ahha good one ppd
>hes just kidding around

universe and fear amuse the shit out of me, how could these stable and sane human beings play dota under the fucking monster that is ppd?

he's always been like this and it's why people don't like playing with him for long.

>>175314445
>implying they didn't lose the group stage on purpose to manipulate the placings

That shit shouldn't be legal.

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>eurocucks this mad
Eu acredito na mágica,

>>175311454

far from being that bad, you just choose a very ugly pick. but yeah, age is coming and that lip "improvement" is always retard, no woman should do that thing

>>175311163
become a slumlord/drug pusher

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>lost to literall shitskin HIV-riddled monkeys
>mad

Can't make this shit up

i think we can conclusively say that EU teams are dogshit

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>>175314210
I googled "Rio de janeiro street" and I got dozens of such images.
Go ahead, google "Berlin Streets" or "Warsaw streets" or "vienna streets" and you will see pages and pages with only beautiful pictures and maybe just one or two pictures of some homeless here and there.

>>175314609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH TAVO

anyones winrate dropped severely after the new patch? i literally have no idea what im doing wrong.

>>175307002
wake up
secret lose
WTF just happen?

>>175314445
undying taunted them and secret tilted hard

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>criolinhos from SP and RJ think they are irreplaceable

Brazil would recover from the nukes.
In fact there are so many japs here in Brazil the nukes would be just another day for them.
>tainted dirty japs from SP need not apply
One million kilotons of keks.

>>175313808
>Buttblasted anon uses cherrypicked photo to prove other anon used a cherrypicked photo

Is this what autism looks like?

FACT: BRAZILIANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE

>>175314690
Only for people that relied on meme picks and broken heroes to win games.

DOTARDS

WHO WILL WIN THE INEVITABLE TNC VS SG MATCHUP?

>>175314735
see >>175314683 mister shitskin

>>175314808
Tnc lost, how will they play?

>>175314808
tnc is out already retard

>>175314683
"I googled one of the cities with the most acute inequality in the country and saw poor people"
cool.

>>175314714
It's hilarious that you could tell that midone was genuinely annoyed by the constant taunting so he actually fell for the NADota special.

>>175314808

>he doesnt know

>>175314885
There are other lans, anon

>>175314782
i only play supports like cm, vs etc.

seems like if you want to win you need to just prep for lategame every game.

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>>175313686
So? They're still smarter than brazilians, not a hard thing in the first place.

Even arabs/muslims contributed something to humanity (though that was hundreds of years ago).
What has Brazil ever contributed? Soccer players don't count.
Also
>bringing up some unrelated issues to deflect
Fuck off, monkey

>>175314885
TI finals

>>175314570
neither should running a single elimination dota tournament.

seriously even though it's hilarious to see shitrekt get eliminated by shitskin brazilians, it's hilarious to watch lazy dagoes from greece take down all of the chinese teams, it's not actually a good format. It doesn't ensure that the best team wins, it results in stupid upsets and shitty grand finals. Boston's grand final was probably the worst in any valve event. This one might be just as bad seeing as we're losing a lot of actually good teams on day 1 while memes like SGE, VGJ and Faceless are still in it.

like all this tournament had was a honeypot group stage which meant literally nothing, seeds didn't matter at all, then a bunch of single elim matches which in dota ultimately mean nothing, there are so many tiny factors that influence how a single series goes. Double elimination has been the tried and true standard for years and it's only being changed so Valve can save money on renting event centers. Only retards think that the threat of elimination is necessary for a game to be exciting. I'm sure this also hurts their bottom line as well with many of the most popular teams getting wiped out very early on.

>>175314942
>cm, vs, etc
>literally some of the best heroes in the current patch

I really have no idea what you're doing wrong then senpai

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>>175314683
I dont know, this doesn't look very nice

I'm brazilian and I also despise our government and by extension the people who voted for them.

But what the fuck is your point exactly?

How to fix Secret

>KheZu out
>SingSing in

>>175315097
you mean the government no one voted for ;)

>>175315080
MAD
AS
FUCK

>>175315168
Except 51% of the country.

>>175314534
>universe crumbled under puppey

i guess even they have their limits

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>>175314934
He used Berlin, what do you want.

Here, a cherrypicked picture of a shitty house in Germany

>>175315224
no one voted for Temer

>>175315041
>w-wait we don't get an extra try after we lose!?!?

the best teams don't lose

the boston grand final had one of the most legendary games in dota ever

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Thank you guys for the all the (you)s, I have to confess, I'm actually an Australian and was just shitposting as a butthurt European for all the (you)s.
I actually have nothing against Brazilians or Brazil and think the south is pretty based. I even cheered for SG because it would be funny for the redditor team to get BTFO by some random Hues.

Cheers cunts, have a good day.

randomed troll warlord and this is my build on the first try

criticism/suggestions? seems like a pretty straight forward hero in terms of itemization

>>175315112
>SingSing

Dude is trying to become a streamer but has like 1000 viewers when he's playing anything but Dota

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>>175315303
Russian hackers must have altered the cabinets then.

>>175315234
at least ppd isn't physically abusive. i'm on my laptop or i'd post the webm of puppey beating the shit out of dendi in a traditional slavic teamfight.

>>175315041
Hey now, the third match of the Boston Major grand final was pretty great.

>>175314726
no counter arguments other than buzzwords which are dumb as fuck

look at the numbers fuck boy, you are fucking leeches