Paladins General - /palg/

I want to have Fernando's approval!

>Making a new thread before the patch notes are out

>>175296585
and?

did they mention how much the overgrown chest costs?

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Willo is a ___mistake___

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>>175296454
Reminder that i called it

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>>175296532
We all want, my dear friend.

>>175296585
>I don't know how generals work

>>175296532
I want Hi-rez to love and buff Fernando.

>>175296787
>So new to the board that he thinks a new thread must be made the moment the bump limit is reached
lol

>>175296892
There's literally nothing wrong with that
stop being autistic

>>175296729
Nope :^)

OB49 is shit, OB50 when?

>>175296985
f-fug
i just want fernando's rose lance

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She doesn't look so bad.
Just this bright pink color, so terrible.

>>175297225
her recolors will probably just change the shades of purple lmao

>>175297225
it's the ayy lmao face
the whole sylvari look is pretty neato ngl but jesus fuck why that face

Why is Willo bald?
She would look a lot better with some long hair goddamn it Jewbear.

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Nice game Hirez

>>175297312
You wanna bet that head recolor will change only her antennae?

>>175297225
there's nothing wrong with the color
in fact, there's nothing wrong with most of the design, it's actually pretty good
it's the weird head that drags the whole thing down

>>175297225
B A L D
A
L
D

>>175297161
there are only like 10 items in the chest, it'll be fine brah

>>175297401
I WANT TO DIE
RIGHT NOW AMIGO

>>175297417
nice datamining

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>>175297225
>recolors won't change her skin tone or wings
I can see it happening already. She's cute tho not obvious waifubait, just cute.

>>175297335
So you buy a skin for her

>>175297401
>Damages shields
Supports and frontliners are fucking dead now.
There is no point in playing them, just play a damage or flank.

>>175297401
>here, have a free cauterize on your ability
>and also some wrecker, lmao

>>175297563
BEHOLD

THE DRAGONS MERCY

>>175297482
i wouldn't put it pass them to throw some extra meaningless shit in there when we had the aegis and chancellor chest
i wanna believe though

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>>175297563
DEATH'S
SWEET EMBRACE

>>175297651
Also have fun standing on the point when she has a 2500 damage nuke

reworking frontliners into damage champs when

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>all these frontline/support main tears
thank you based hi-rez

>>175297401
what the fuck

also
>card has an internal cooldown of 5 seconds
That means she has someway of making her 100% caturize AOE have less than a 5 second cooldown

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this will be my last meme post
>going below 25% rendering has a negative effect, making the client use more and more GPU power

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>>175297968
>flankstack will be viable in your lifetime

>>175298180
is this what gazing into the abyss is like

>>175297945
Make Fernando a flanker already, fuck this shit.
His shield is already useless, now it might as well don't exist. Give him fucking Genji reflect instead or whatever.

>>175297943
It requires you to get hit by all five explosions, which is impossible in most circumstances. BK and Drogoz will still be better picks than her.

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>>175298303
>damagestack will be viable in your liftetime

>>175297225
Well, they once managed to rework evie's design right?
I hope they'll rework her head at some point

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>>175297968
>I like low ttk

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>>175298564
Frontline stack has been viable in your lifetime

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Well, I guess it's time to never play frontline ever again. At least not for the foreseeable future with that goddamn fairy making them useless.

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>>175298703
>hirez design reworks

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>>175298887
>Fernando gets a new fancy lance in this patch
>but why would you play him
It's like Hi-rez doesn't want my money.

>>175299023
I'm sad we never got to hear Holt talking about how the art team really knocked it out of the park with this one and he couldn't be more proud of them and they're consistently outdoing themselves and did I mention the art team

>>175298703
they wont because its not meant to be waifu bait
shes 2-3 years old
that makes her hotter desu

>>175299138
Be honest with yourself, Anon, would you have sunk money into jewcrystals to buy all the chests and get the lance in the last one?

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>>175297401
This is indirect Inara buff.

>>175299303
im gonna pretend i really want maeve's knives
so i can trick the drybearbots inside of me

>>175298180
go even lower pussy

>>175299138
>Patct Note

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>>175299412
realistic first person experience

>>175299372
Watch you get the knives in the first box. Just watch.

>>175297401
I hope that it's actually trash, just like BK's grumpy legendary.

>>175299619
Japanese drew this, what do you expect.
>implying Maeve actually can read

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Don't have to fix Fernando's shield if he doesn't have one in the first place.

>>175299695
>graphics on/off

>>175299765
BK's legendary is trash because there's plenty of time to move out of the grumpy's range before it explodes

This one is instant

>>175297587
Lance is the best, but Chink's bow is pretty too.

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Why do they try so hard with animations but can't make characters' faces animate when they speak? Every game does this now but hi-rez games. Even Dota has a little icon area just so you can see your hero animate and speak.

Is facial animations really so hard that Hi-Rez just can't do it?

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>>175297225
ONE JOB

>>175300190
is that a fucking Floran?

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>>175297225
Nice games Palafags

>>175300190
That thing is scary, I love it

GARAGE INCOMING
i thought that this thread would be dead by now
good job not dying

>>175299274
They managed to bring all sort of fetish with this game
I don't see anything wrong with bringing in a cute loli

>>175300286
Even chestnut puck would make a better design

>>175300331
Unfortunately yes.
Though I'm pretty sure that game is deader than this one, since I'm not even sure they do bugfixes anymore.

>>175299343
Can't have your shield destroyed by Willo if you don't have one :^)

>>175301048
The yellow one in the top row looks better than the character we got

>>175298469
>leggo
>projectiles that hit fernando's shield (not hitscan) are now reflected back
>still does damage to shields
can probably replace or be implemented into aegis
hire me lo-rez

>>175299986
>Fernando's shield bug is now caused by Willo's legendary, it's a feature

>>175301998
The ult efect comes with the gun, right?

>>175302268
Only with the entire kit does it trigger

>>175302268
Ye.

>>175301998
Weapon is good, but skin... No. Just no.

>>175301342
That dude holding a nut looks pretty cool too

>>175302352
go away, umid ursa

>>175302356
Thanks

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>>175297335
something like this?

>>175302862
BETTER

>>175302862
Actualy better, aply to hi rez.

>>175302862
Improvement. That'll be in the hat chest for OB54, 250 crystals per roll with 28 new items in it

>>175302862
That's really good. And her face doesn't look like Evie's rip-off now.

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At least new map looks good.

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>>175303456
I remember getting stuck on this bitch-ass tree when it was a test map, but it looks like they fixed it.

>>175302862
It's the 5head, is it possible to change the hair color to something different from the rest of the head? It looks merged with the head all the way to the bangs, at least change the bangs to something else.

>>175303456
aight
is this supposed to be pip's hometown or something similiar?

>>175296454
>scorched earth legendary
Wow Hi-rez really hates tanks

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>>175301998
Skin would have been better without the shitty mask, some big invader zim eye goggles, and longer antennae that flow with his movement.

>>175303680
Exactly, this is where his species live, potions and portraits of Pip-like dudes and ladies everywhere.

>>175301998
What's up with Hi-rez and these bright colors lately?

>>175302862
Send this to Hi-rez, it makes her look so much better rather than being a bald fuck.

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Honestly, I don't like any of these.

>>175300190
>Is facial animations really so hard
yes they are, and animations are really not Hi Rezs strong point

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>>175297335
>Why is Willo bald?
i am xconstantly drunk laughing at the idea of why i am so bald comics so i made this edit in a cheap and hurry attempt

>>175304381
Maybe they should use the absurd amounts of money they acquire from cosmetics they shit out constantly to hire animators.

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>>175304296
>all of her legendaries are just different variations of aggression
cool

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>longish cooldowns
God bless.

The fuck happened to
"Disc Jump

[Weapon] Gain 1600 knock up when hitting yourself with Spinfusor."

>>175304648
>>175304296
Oh fucking hell, it became Blastflower.

>>175304516
I'd rather have them hire bugfixers and mapdesigners

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>>175304639
>you still can't heal for 2s even after exiting dead zone

>>175304296
Scorched earth is pretty much a no brainer pick if you are up againest any tank teams.

Everything else is very meh, Blast flower is dogshit. You have to already been dealing 2.5k to get 750 and they have to be retarded to let you get hit that much. Scorn has the potential to vaporize light classes and deal 4250 in damage but it's only really useable with clever throwing or if you got a stunner on your team.

She seems like a weaker Drogoz overall, she has terrible health and mobility and her dps is far too terrible even if they hit wide, it's not like a PvE game where you enemies just clump together and let you hit them.

>>175304296
Wow, people might actually use her "fuck frontline" cards. At least with BK's shield killer he has good options that keep people away from it

>>175303456
>>175303634
>literally furry hobbits

>>175304639
>its yet another "stand away from the objective and click on the objective, mash F if you get caught out of position" champ

>>175304947
>for about 50% of a typical match healing will be completely disabled
>the other 50% it's "only" a 90% reduction :^)

>>175305112
>furry junkie hobbits

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Guys stop me

>>175304648
That probably is still on the Flak character. From OB48's patch preview, there were multiple new character codenames, and Fairy prototype had been changed from Flak to Willo, while there still being a champion codenamed 'Flak', so it's safe to guess that Flak will have a Disc Jump.

>>175305125
That's the whole point of damage champion, that's why they get no fall off. And how's there's not much difference from just being shot with caut 3 all match any way.

>>175305275
Change her eyebrows to a more natural-like look, looks drawn on her face.

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WHERE ARE THE PATCHNOTES
WHERE IS PTS

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I'm having doubts.

>>175305275
Give her a hime cut.
Or a bobcut.
Maybe a pixie cut, just for shits and giggles.

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>>175305468
Stay strong, amigo. We will make it through.

>>175305275
No, don't stop, this is good.

>>175305275
The problem isn't in the physical modeling so much, it's in the fucking color. Just change her 'hair' to match her weapons flower and it's fixed. The mono color look is what's absolutely disgusting

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>>175305468
shoot for 25 mate

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This thing is so ugly.

psst
someone check the price for the new chest

>>175305456
No Alyssa, no patchnotes.

>>175306297
Is it physically possible for me to grind from level 17 to 20 untill Wednesday? I want that title.
I will even buy a booster

>>175306439
No PTS yet.

>>175306678
You'll be fine if you go full korean

>>175306678
>I will even buy a booster
fuck you for supporting their jewish demeanors

>>175306678
That sounds like complete suffering man

>>175306982
Desperate times, desperate measures.
>>175307012
Hoe, I've been saving crystals for this shit for fuck knows how long.

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>>175305414
Well, they ARE drawn in her face, but I understand what you mean

>>175306262
?

>>175301048
Probably all of these fairies look better than what we've got.

>>175307513
can you make her look cute but naive?this one looks like a slut

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>>175307513
>super saiyan hair

>>175307513
See that's much more tolerable. Here's hoping a skin does something to that effect.

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>>175305517

>>175307871
>this one looks like a slut
That was precisely what I was trying to do, tho

>>175297225
I don't like how they went full fantasy theme with last champions, couldn't she have a gun?

>>175308448
Okay but where's the back half of her hair

>>175308612
It's in these cute pigtails behind, I think?

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>>175303635
ok

>>175308797
Pretty sure those are her antennae, m8.

>>175308865
YES

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>>175308612
Oh shit that's right

Well I think I'm reaching a sweetspot here

>>175308865
>>175309139
Dude, because of you I will have hard time accepting real Willo. Good job anyway.

>>175309139
This is good. Thanks.
Honestly, just about any style with bangs to cover the sixhead vastly improves her design.

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>>175307316

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Patch is up on PTS. Don't know if the servers online yet though, still downloading.

>>175309665
Fuck, I'm going to print this and put near my pc.

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IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!

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is this the place where we show our favourite haircuts for pixies
>tfw tablet is dead so I had to do this with a mouse
terrible lines
terrible shading

>>175310131
>0/12
how much buck shit is in this one

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>>175310210
It's all new shit. New Grover is in it too.

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Pip costs 400 crystals and it's collection.

>>175310405
Okay thats actually not terrible.

>>175310565
Because of course it is and does. Really trying to land those whales, they are.

>>175310565
nice, now i can spent in the new chest without regret

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Shitty screenshot of Willo's cards.

>>175310194
Seriously what is lo-rez thinking making a character with no appeal whatsoever

>>175310918
show recolors lmao

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>>175310918
Shitty screenshot of Willo's cards pt. 2

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>>175306343
>for just 500+ crystals of rolls, I have a chance to play as a bit of melted cheese
What a time to be alive.

I got a free grover chest on log in, everyone else did too right?

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>>175311030
Head is actually wings, lol.

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>>175311030

>>175311270
This one is absolutely amazing.

>>175311240
>>175311397
Wait a sec, that's only 2 recolors compared to the usual 3.

>>175311240
>>175311397
>only two colors
they must be whipping up a dozen fae chests in the background.

>>175311565
each and everyone one of these is amazing
4chan for development team when

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>>175299716
God fucking dammit.
You get 10000000 crystals in pts
BUT STILL

>>175311683
4chan devs and dev teams are usually awful

>>175311894
sounds like they'll fit right in with hirez developers

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>>175311854
Fuck, man, I'm sorry I cursed you.

>>175311083
>increase the duration of dead zone
Please, no, stop this.

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>>175312120

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No axes, we fist fight now.

>>175311624
Holy shit, you get this now if you don't have founder's pack? Subtle.

why are her legendaries so boring

>>175312612
strongest punch in the realm, the more you run, the more damage you do

>>175297587
Now Grohk can finally see his garden surging with flowers!

>>175312612
>now you can punch Drogoz back

http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?38717-Forest%E2%80%99s-Call-Open-Beta-49-Patch-Notes-April-28th

>>175312754
Fuck them, spinfusor when?

>>175312895
>quick event pops up
>the one who mashes M1 faster wins
>looser dies

>>175312901
>‘Heads’ category has been renamed ‘Accessories’
>“We are excited to change the format of this cosmetic category. For the most part we have adhered to this slot modifying something in or around a character's head area. Moving Forward, the Accessory cosmetic can still modify a character's head if we choose, but may also be a more iconic part of a character’s model. A good example of this is Willo and her accessory piece being her wings! ”

>People complain about head recolors being shit
>Rename the category so no one can bring up hair recolors anymore
LMAO

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>>175312901
>Enable voice chat (Enabled by default).
>Use voice chat push to talk (Disabled by default).

>>175296731
Fuck you, Shrek is great. GREAT!

>>175312901
I wonder what they've "fixed" that they don't mention in the patch notes.

>>175313087
Its not a problem if you ignore it!

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>Kami on his stream getting random Double Kills every time he uses his q as Willo

>>175312901
>frontline shield cooldowns don't tick until the shield is gone
>stuff like grumpy bomb, firebomb, willo's aids field all tick down while the effect is still out in the field
why is this allowed

>>175313375
>Sha lin
>Fixed animation clipping when using emotes in lobby

that's it

>the card that reduces seedling CD on hit applies to each hit and each champ
>if you throw it directly on a single champ, it applies once then 4 times
>this means that if you use level 4 card and hit a single champ with all 5 explosions, it reduces the cooldown by 10 seconds

jesus fucking christ

please tell me this is not intended

>Scorn increases damage of Seedlings by 350.
That makes a single Seedling hit for 850.
But it can split into four, probably dealing 850 damage each.

Why is this allowed?

>>175313689
yes each new seed can do up to 850 damage

>>175313845
Total damage for the unlucky bitch who got caught by all five seedlings: 4250 damage, enough to kill most champions.
And that's for Willo's default legendary.

>>175313375
>Fixed daily victories: Now players only earn gold in the 3rd victory :^)

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>>175294046
I paid 400 crystals for this and some fucking gay buck shit but buck is gay and I never play his fat thick ass

>>175313978
This shit needs some warning, they are kinda hard to see.

So we're all in agreement that this is the worst patch since the start of OB right?

>still no bugfixes
>eyesore skins
>supports and frontlines removed from the game
>four extra clicks at the start of every game to mute team

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>Willo says 'It's just a prank, bro' when she dies

>queue for casual
>get a match
>manage to lock willo
>someone doesn't pick, back to menu
>get another match
>exact same thing happens
>get another match
>someone else gets willo
>okay ill just lock maeve
>someone else locked maeve
>those 2 champs were the only ones I had loadouts for

amazing

>>175314615
her VVGH is Hey, listen

Her wings barely flap while she moves around, this ain't what comes to mind when I think of fairies desu

>>175314983
>hi rez animating wings
thats why drogoz has a jetpack

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>>175314931

>pts down

>>175315392
I hope they are deleting Willo.

>>175308524
fuck off, vladimir

>add maeve who is fucking useless
>nerf her into the ground anyway because how do I grouped up? same shit as skye
>add some bitch that literally removes shields and healing every 15 seconds
what the fuck

>>175312901
>Even inter-dimensional Soul Orbs cannot harm Evie while she is encased in her enchanted ice refuge!
Who the fuck is writing this shit, lol.

>>175304296
Okay well Blastflowser bonus damage doesn't count vs deployables, so that's pretty shit.

Scorn isn't that bad since every seed can proc the CDR, and smacking someone in the face makes it split right away, so you got .5 second cooldown on it with chronos 3 with 5 hits.

Her ult feels really shitty to control, unless you got your back to a wall and are moving backwards

I'd say she feels like blast damage Tyra with her super long cooldowns, but totally lacking in DPS

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>>175301998

>>175313534
This shit is retarded, you can get your stupid AIDS field and seed grenade every five seconds.
I've only seen this in shooting range, so it won't be as strong in regular games, but still kinda op.

>>175316856
Well, he used to live in the swamp, so...

>>175301998
Thanks Doc.

>>175311270
late to the party but can you do her with the JUST hair ?

>>175309665
Blessed image.

>keep nerfing frontlines
>game is still design around them so some poor sap has to play one
That poor guy

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>>175318070
i have become numb
pain is fuel for my apathy

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>Skye is a canon slut
>Evie is insufferable and acts like a kid
>Tyra is boring and generic
>Cassie is alright but not good enough
>Seris has nice funbags and hips but talks like a grandma, is a baldie and has ash for skin
>Kinessa is cancer
>Inara is a rock
>Maeve is garbage and as cancerously bad as Kinessa
>Willo looks like pink Shrek

I'm glad my wife is objectively and undeniably best girl.
She's the best, and always will be.

>Servers: up
>Unable to connect to server

Good shit.

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>>175318070
>implying that tank players are not crypto-masochists that are secretly enjoying themselves while suffering

>>175318339
>Tyra
>boring and generic
Lol, you gay son.

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>>175318339
>tyra is boring and generic
fight me knife-ears

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>>175318445
>>175318501
>le huntress with slav accent and a gun
>meme haircut
How much more boring can you be holy shit.

>>175318339
Here it is, the post that will probably get the biggest amount of (You)s in /palg/ay history.

nice test server hirez

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>>175318339
But Ying is a slut too. A healslut.

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>>175318612
>le heal slut elf
>oversexualized because why not
>cute things are cute :-D
Fuck you, the haircut is pretty, and you are playing a shooter, you need a fucking gun. Even if its a cliche, you dont see good strong women nowadays, the other options are heavylifters and rocks.

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>>175318612
Ying loves it.

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>>175317409
not my finest work

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>>175318852
She just wants her teammates not to die.
Because she's a noble qt just like that.

>>175318992
>unironically defends that haircut
>muh stronk weemen
Wooooooooooooooow.

>>175319134
Isn't she the nicest?
Even thought it's a horrible haircut she's still nice and respectful about it.

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>>175319264
>>175319450
I love these.

>>175319264
literally perfect, all your past sins are forgiven

>>175319572
Sorry bro but ying loves her. People say she moans Tyra's name all night long.

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>>175318339
>Evie is insufferable and acts like a kid

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/26/Evie_TR_Health_Low_1_f.ogg

>>175319572
Thats what tyra is, le strong and dominant woman but done right. You have shit taste desu

You all thought I was joking, but it seems like we're due for another rundown. Pay closer attention this time.

Quick rundown on Drybear:
>redditors bow to Drybear
>in contact with Blizzard
>rumored to possess stolen assets
>control f2p shooters with an iron fist
>owns servers all over Russia and Brazil
>direct decendant of Michael Morhaime
>will bankroll the first completely free AAA game (it will be called Project U.R.S.I.N.E.)
>in the process of nerfing tanks as his personal bitches
>owns basically every BR with a credit card
>first designer skin will be Drybear Fernando
>Paladins is said to have 400000+ players
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of laggy servers and unprecedented amounts of Russians with them
>This is Drybear
>He owns stakes in the esport scene all over the world
>You likely are playing Paladins right now
>Every player has the crystallized sweat of Drybear granted to them weekly
>Drybear is in regular contact with the Archangels Prettyhair and Raynday, forwarding the patch notes to the masses
>Discovered the secret to balance
>He learned fluent C++ in under a week
>Alyssa allows him full access to her person under her clothes
>Steam entrusts their users' information with him. There's no info in Steam HQ, only Hi-Rez HQ.
>He is 26 years old, from the space time-reference point of the base vidya designer
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of vidya development from Pong to the end of vidya
>He has been able to access the Blizzard files since birth, and has spoken about designing Paladins while he was a newborn
>Drybear will guide f2p hero shooters into a new age of ragequitting, despair, and sorrow

>>175312901

Posting this for easy reference and theory crafting, will get back with builds I done through testing.

Legendary - Scorn [Default]
[Weapon] [Seedling] Increased the damage of each seedling by 350.

Legendary - Blastflower
[Weapon] Targets hit by your attacks take 50 additional damage from you, stacking up to 5 times.

Legendary - Scorched Earth
[Dead Zone] Dead Zone damages shields for 50% of their maximum health over 1s.

Flitter
[Flutter] Reduce the Cooldown of Flutter by .5/1/1.5/2s

Hijinks
[Flutter] Heal for 50/100/150/200 Health when activating Flutter.

Pixie Dust
[Dead Zone] Heal for 20/40/60/80 Health per second while standing in Dead Zone.

Spritely
[Flutter] Gain 15/30/45/60% increased Air Control for 3s after Flutter ends

Hummingbird
[Flutter] Generate 1/2/3/4 ammo when activating Flutte

Sprouts
[Seedling] Reduce the Cooldown of Seedling by .5/1/1.5/2s if you hit an enemy with Seedling.

Nectar
[Seedling] Heal for 50/100/150/200 after activating Seedling.

Germination
[Seedling] Generate 1/2/3/4 ammo when activating Seedling.

Photosynthesis
[Seedling] Gain 10/20/30/40% Reload Speed for 3s after using Seedling.

Antics
[Weapon] Gain 5/10/15/20% Reload Speed.

Fauna
[Armor] Gain 8/16/24/32% Movement Speed when Out of Combat.

Flora
[Armor] Gain 50/100/150/200 Health.

Twilight
[Dead Zone] Reduce the Cooldown of Dead Zone by .5/1/1.5/2s

Shenanigans
[Dead Zone] Gain 10/20/30/40% Movement Speed for 2s when entering Dead Zone.

Sparkle
[Dead Zone] Increase the duration of Dead Zone by .5/1/1.5/2s

>>175320174
pro tip: put sprouts 4 in every loadout

>>175320268
Does it stack with Just believe? Because if the answer is yes then we're all fucked.

I wonder if her shield rape card works on Torvald's shield

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>>175319778
>

>>175319870
Thanks for proving my point.

>>175319951
Define "done right".

>>175319572
That's pretty cute.
I think Ying is my wife now.

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>>175320542
>ying is my wife

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>>175320623
back the fuck off!?!?

>>175320674
I'll send you the wedding pictures when LoRez adds a wedding dress skin.

seriously though why are people so retarded in comp queue? i have to wait 5 minutes to watch pedro and hermanos pick double flank and spam voice commands. is it just dead until you hit a higher rank?

>>175320542
Her stregth is built in her personality, not needing the muscular appearance to assure that.

>>175320948
Shes married with Tyra, tho

I think I'm just gonna stop playing frontline and support

>guy on my team has 23 mastery and title on kinessa
>check guru after the game
>1034 elo

so a kinessa title is pretty much a guarantee that someone is awful at the game, right?

>>175321143
>>175320542

>>175321265
You level up even loosing.

PTS is back

>>175321265
i feel like if you have maeve on your team you might as well just not play the match

>>175320268
>>175320376
Alright I did some testing and here are the results:

Seedling Build:
Sprouts 4 is core, you will throw 1 every 4 seconds. Doesn't count if you hit multiple people so you can use it for solo kills effectively. Just Believe applies after the bonus so you only shave off 1 sec after kill but everything else will be out of cooldown. Photosynthesis should allow you to spam your shots forever.

Deadzone Build:
With both Twilight 4 and Sparkle 4, you have and uptime of 50%, pretty much nullifying the point from Tanks and support. You also heal decent amount while inside it with Pixie Dust but you generally should stay the fuck away from the pint.

Spritely doesn't seem to do anything useful and the cooldown reduction is not enough so I doubt a flutter build is possible.

They gave players enough currency to buy thousands of radiant chest on the PTS. Someone could probably get a really good estimate of the drop odds by buying a logging all of it. I wonder if anyone has the tism for it

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are they really never going to nerf this piece of shit?
it's so easy to carry games with him it's not even funny

>>175322312
One more thing, Seedling's fuse doesn't start until the ball hits the floor so you can throw high to mindgame someone.

>Drogoz with Wrecker 1 does 1488 damage to shields
What did they mean by this?

>>175309809
pics or it didnt happen

>>175322880
And Servers are down again. I still did some testing before it went down though.

1) You can bounce the Seedling off the floor over a ledge to have it detonante in Mid-air and showering the place with bombs.

2)Her Ultimate is pretty much a death trap, even Drogoz with WYRM jets fare much better than her. Buying Nimble doesn't seem to help.

>page 9

>>175322775
No idea why they thought that Accelerant is a good idea without some kind of tradeoff.
>>175322891
Two things: They can't balance for shit, and they hate frontliners.

This new hero is an indirect buff to flankers, now people can't deathball on the point.

>>175325730
>now
my man this has been going on for like the last 10 patches
they've went from discouraging deathballs to straight up murdering frontliners

>>175325730
Who even said that flanks need a buff?
And holy fuck, Inara still isn't bumped up in the viability tiers, and Makoa is nerfed in the wrong place (Ult instead on hook).

Once again, it shows that Hirez cannot into balancing.

Having issues where i get no sound at all. or only hear my character shooting and thats about it. anyone know of this issue and a fix for it? I been looking and found nothing

>>175325730
>>175325917
>don't want people to deathball
>game is designed so deathballing is the most effective strategy
what did hi-rez mean by this?

darklord is our salvation

>>175326331
People have been warning about that since Torvald patch, but they didn't listen.

> 3/3 game
> Barik go ult on the point
> He doesn't and we lose

Every time
>>175326096
>Having issues where i get no sound at all. or only hear my character shooting and thats about it. anyone know of this issue and a fix for it? I been looking and found nothing

>>175326734
>>175326096
Shit didn't mean for that there, but have you tried reinstalling everything? Drivers first then game? And what's your specs?

>>175326734
Barik's ult is so shit though. I just lost 2 games as Barik where my ult did a whole lot of nothing.

>check guru leaderboards
>#4 is an aimbotter

has lo-rez ever manually banned a single cheater? because I really don't think so

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>Come back to this game after a month
>It has even more bugs than the last time I checked on it

WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING GAME I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>175327019
>>175327195
They're too busy pushing new shit. They can't even fix the new bugs they're creating themselves on every patch.

>>175327195
4

>>175318339
>>Tyra is boring and generic
shut the fuck up

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>>175326941
It would have bought about 5 seconds for me to charge my ult for the win though against this matchup. Instead he ran off and did im not sure what, except use it just when he died. Just the most dense players today for me I guess.

>>175327260
MAN

>>175308865
This one is my fave out of all the edits... more stuff I will never have...

BARIK AND MAKOA DESTROYED. PRESS F TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS

F

>>175326005
She's viable now since She's the only frontliner that isn't totally hard countered by Willo

>>175328917
If that's the only way to make Inara viable, then they should fire the entire Balance Team.
Their days of potato-tier judgment must come to an end.

>>175328485
Can Fernando stand a chance now since every other shield works just like his?

>>175329362
No, because his damage output is still well below par.

wtf i set all my graphics to low but it's still playing as if i had set to maximum settings

>>175313270
I'm still not sure why they think this is good. At least there's a latin server now.

>>175313087
I'm hoping it's more like Willo in the future, and they were just stuck trying to fit things to the "head" slot.

>>175329181
No, that's the correct way to balance Inara. Her whole gimmick is that she tanks via Damage Resistance and her walls which is only countered by Molotovs. If you buff her to the point where she can fight on par with the other frontlines, then nobody will pick anyone else because Willo completely nullifies every other tanks.

>>175329362
No because willo's dead zone legendary exists

are the servers fucking up or something

the past few days i always get kicked out of the game when our team is turning the game around. it just puts me back on the home screen. can't relog and join the game again or anything. desu it seems like it's a hack because it literally only fucking happens when my team is turning the game around and about to win.

>>175329362
>>175331282
>every Nando from here on out will be Scorchnando and being played as a flanker
>only this time on purpose and by people who aren't BRs

okay can someone please explain to me how people get hundreds of thousands of gold and essence on their accounts

I've been playing for the last 5 hours nonstop, steamrolled almost every game with BK, and I've gained around 4000 gold, and no essence since I didn't buy chests

do you people just play with loadouts on 3-4 champs and just never spend the rest of it ever?

>>175331715
You get more if you vary the characters you play. Then you get more level up bonuses.

>>175331715
They gave out gold and essence like candy for their past mistakes. Also, you need to play on a variety of champions to maximise gold and chest drops.

>>175331715
A lot of it was from before the essence patch.
Back then, you could buy cards with gold. And since most people had bought all of the cards, that meant the original 90-some-odd thousand essence didn't really go anywhere. Especially since folks didn't bother unlocking things they weren't going to use.
Add that to the fact nearly any chest they'd open would result in essence, and it just keeps going up.
Also, as >>175331958 noted, if you rotate your heroes you dip into all of their level rewards. The downside is that if you're going for a title, then you're only making things harder on yourself because that was time you could have spent getting mad at the exponential EXP requirement for levels.

>>175331958
>>175332091
the ~10 champs I'm good at almost all mastery 10+, do I seriously need to start farming the shitty ones? just hit 2500 elo for the first time and I'd like to keep going up
and I know about the previous system since I've been playing since the game went up on steam, I spent all my starting essence on legendaries

>>175332318
You can also play them in gamemodes you don't play as much. Then your main ELO won't take a hit.

>Mal now has a bug that makes his slide turn invisible and his character model to randomly disappear when he comes out of it.

I'm fucking mad
I've been trying this new patch for about three hours, and it has the most bugs ever since Beta 26 or so.

>>175332905

Watch how they take weeks to fix them if ever

>hi rez calling Buck thicc in the patch preview

What, is thicc reddit now?

>>175333159
yes, has been for a while

Who has the cutest voice Ying or Willo?

>>175333425
willo's voice is kinda cute but at the same time it's a little annoying, so I'll go with ying

maeve still has the cutest overall voice in the game tho

>can now spam HEY LISTEN every second of the match to piss off my teammates
thank you hi-rez, it's everything I ever wanted

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>>175333425
Maeve

>>175336328
Which command is that?

>>175336869
VVGH
just the standard "Hi"

>>175336328
I don't get it, is that a JoJo reference?

>>175331715
They played during CB/x2 gold weekends and stocked up. If you played only post open beta you're pretty much fucked on gold gain since you get an ignorable amount when you're out of quests/daily.

Wouldn't be so bad if the booster wasn't a complete waste of money, I bought a 30 day one to see if it actually made a real difference, not worth it in its current state.

life rip or kill to steal as bomb king

>>175338086
life rip is better in 99% of all situations, for almost every champ
you want that healing during your engagements, not after them

>>175338184
I always end up skipping it in favor of buying some expensive red/blue cards, is it really useful?

>>175333159
Yep. It's been there for the past year but in the past couple months it's blown up on cancerous communities like twitch.

>>175338274
If you're playing a champ that deals a constant stream of high damage like BK, yes, it's very useful. I personally consider it almost essential on BK.

Being able to heal automatically while dealing damage gives you a huge advantage in duels and allows you to stay topped up while far from your team without having to hide and wait for passive heal or run back to your healer.

Obviously if the enemy team is stacking healers/frontlines you should still go for caut/wrecker first, but yeah

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I really hate to ask this question, and I'm not trolling either but:

Should I bother installing this when I already have Overwatch? I'm interested in a few of the characters mostly for their designs, Maeve particularly, so I've considered installing.

That said I'm a drawfag, so I could just settle for getting my fix this way. Apologies in advance since this has probably become a meme at this point

>>175339453
Check it out if OW is boring you, I know a few people who just straight up prefer paladongs for what it is.

>>175339453
OW is more stable but is less fun and skillful

>>175339608
>>175339892

Alrighty, I'll download it overnight. Sorry for the retard question, but I appreciate it

>>175319264
Put the hair/tears on the paladins logo instead, because that's what she's gonna do.

keep getting paired with retard kinessas that cause us to lose against garbage 4 stacks

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>learn the laptop I brought to University with me can't run Overwatch
Guess I'll be playing this for a while then

I'm doing the bot matches to level 5 right now, and I'm wondering if I should expect the rest of the people I play with in this game to be on the same level of retardation. I mean, we almost lost a match because I was literally the only one standing on the payload.

Also, Fernando is best boy so far, I want his Gundam skin.

>>175343418
>I mean, we almost lost a match because I was literally the only one standing on the payload.
You'll get used to it.

Is it just me or is the Seedling's baby grenades not shown on the screen? I know the main bomb has Victor's grenade indicator but I don't recall a time where I see my screen filled up with 4 indicators before I am instantly gibbed.

Just started playing Bomb King today (I'm terrible) and I got matched up against a Acrobatics Pip and Maeve that would stay together all game and just flank and it was a nightmare but we won in 7 rounds

>>175343418
Depends on your own skill level really and how willing you are do to the grunt work to get into the not "what is right click" tier of play. If you're experienced in FPS games/play with a steady group and win most of your games you'll get mostly reasonable people. This game has a lot of small thing that go over peoples head but if you pay attention you'll do well.

It might be a bit of a grind at first by by the time you learn the details of things you should be playing with decent players most of the time. 99% of the time you have a shit teammate it ends up being a AI bot due to connection issues.

>>175346610
3-3 games are the best