hsg - hearthstone general

>turn 4
>do nothing special, phone rings
>end turn and run to pick up
>come back
>enemy conceded

t-thanks?

/hsg/ tourney meme stream is up.

/hsgtournament

If you haven't checked in and you're playing in the tournament, get online now or be dq'd.

twitch dot tv slashhsgtournament TOURNEY STREAM WATCH YA BOIS FIGHT.

HSG TOURNAMENT

www.twitch
.tv/hsgtournament

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ITT: people who did LITERALLY NOTHING wrong.

>>175296093
>>175296102
>>175296150
why the new channel?

>>175296093
>>175296102
>>175296119
>>175296150
autism

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The /hsg/ Tournament is gonna start soon, if you want to see a bunch shieldbeabers lose against each other come join us

link: twitch tv /hsgtournament

Nice round 1 guys.

everyone is watching memehack, kill youreselves retards

>>175296473
What's the difference?

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>>175296197
t. pwny sub

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Time for Cuming Tricks

>Casters defending another missplay

Hey, so when I win with a deck, I can't use that deck again, right? That's how this Best of 5 is working.

I'm going to jack off to Monara instead of watching thanks to that pic

Someone with a twitch account advertise the /hsg/ tournament on the Dreamhack channel

>>175296781
yea

Any EU want 80g quest? I have it

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>>175296473
22 viewers disagree

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>stall for 30 mins
>lose without doing a single point of dmg to your opponent
the power of FREEZE mage

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>quest rogue is a hard to play

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So it's safe to assume that this just means the 5-10 packs we used to get for free at the start of every expansion are now just moved instead of being extra, right?

Why are they pretending they're doing the playerbase a huge favor then. This is a game where getting even 20 free packs would barely make a dent if you intend on playing more than one deck per expansion anyway, why are you supposed to be happy with 5 packs.

>>175297754
>are now just moved instead of being extra
what

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>>175297754
>adventures will reward packs

>>175297754

Filthy goy that's 10 dollars (((worth))) of free stuff.

>>175295672
Paladins are a cancer that need to be stopped. What is the best counter for paladin decks? Is Pirate Warrior still viable for hitting legend?

I'm stuck at rank 2-3 and cannot into legend. Advice?

>>175297754
They are just going to move the free packs they give out for expansions to the "adventure" and make you jump through more hoops to get the same amount of packs.

>>175297132
Cheers - tried sending a message on battle.net but didn't seem to send?

>>175297981
>free packs are bad
/hsg/

>>175298136
dunno why, mine seemed to go through
thanks anyways

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>Dear Death Note, please kill Ben Brode.

>>175298179

That we already used to get for free.

Getting rid of adventures is another cash grab by blizz. Gonna save up gold this time, no pre-order just 4 months of quests.

>>175298179
>free trash rares and commons are better than 20 dollars for 5 meta defining legendaries and a bunch of other important epics and rares
/hsg/

Anyone kind enough to get me Legend next season? I'll email you my account info, no hacking allowed though.

>Innkeeper (Heathpwn)
or
>HSReplay

>>175297850
As in, moved behind the nuAdventure wall, instead of being an addition to the ~5 free packs we already get at the start of an expansion.

If it's moved, this 'news' isn't news at all since nothing's changed except the conditions of you getting the pack, you're still just gonna end up with 5 packs. And if by some miracle they're actually an extra, there's no way the nuAdventures will have more than 5 packs, therefore leaving you with a total of 10 free packs, which is still bad in a game where you need 200 packs to consider your expansion 'complete' (and by complete I don't mean having all cards, just getting enough cards to arguably play whatever you want in the present cycle).

Point is that the game is fucking expensive if you want to keep up.

>>175298431
>i want to pay money

>>175298513
>I'm poor

>>175297707
The better meme is that it is good

>>175298431
I agree with you senpai. Definitely better to have a guaranteed full set for $20

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>play 4 same minion get 5/5s
>not play 4 same minion get 4/4s
>not play 5 same minion get 5/5s

How to fix quest rogue in two easy options.

>>175298475
Yeah for $10,000, kid. PayPal only.

I have missed any games in the meme tourny?

>>175299075
nope, its the first

>>175299075
just started, first game

>>175299179
>>175299204
Thanks, please excuse my dyslexia

is it fair to say that the reason why hearthstone is so popular on Twitch is because people would rather watch e-celebs get salty over RNG than to play it themselves?

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Why is this card allowed?

Is cutestangel a real life living girl ?

>>175300278
yes girl (male)

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>tfw t10 win brawl + Sulfuras + Hero Power

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>>175298492
I use hearthstonetopdecks to netdeck the pros/stream memes and hearthpwn when I want to post my cancerous bullshit

Speaking of meme streamers, Reynad is 3-0 in the Swiss round right now and The Cro is 9-0 gamescore, Frodan is 2-1 kek. Chakki vs. Trump is a nice upcoming meme.

I'd watch /hsg/ but it won't load for me, tell me when windfury memes come out and I'll move the seas to make it happen

wtf is the giggling nigger's problem?

Hey, guys. How's the tourney going? I can't watch, but I'm curious.

>>175300926

C'thun vs meme Priest right now

>>175297016
Sayonara #2335
Sure

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>>175300513
she is perfect

DO I HAVETO GET EVERY SHIT EPIC FROM MY PACK. THIS IS LITERALY RIGGED. WHY WOULD I NEED 3 SUDDEN GENESIS AND 3 CHITTERING TUNNELERS AND 2 BRIGHT EYED SCOUTS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>175295672
What ahppened in the development of Twitch Chat """""culture""""" so that they got the autism of /b/, the racially-charged memes of /pol/, and the sanctimonious arrogance of reddit?

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Why do people keep adding me

>>175301973

There was a popular leddit post telling people to add everyone and beg for 80g quests.

>3 games away from legend

i am way too nervous

>/hsg/ production

>>175301849
I wonder what her toes taste like

Can someone post the bans again for the /hsg/ tourney? Curious.

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>play any deck
>never see a priest
>que into my priest deck
>first match is a priest mirror

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED

>>175301849
>in b4 someone posts that pic of the nasty shit she did with her panties and shit before she was on twitch

>>175299761
pretty much, schadenfreude and whatnot

>Innervate into living mana doesn't work

Fuck's sake

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On a 7 game win streak with this deck - dunno why, it just feels so fun to play

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>>175302482

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>Impulse buy 7 packs

>mfw the amount of dust from all the duplicates

I know you guys are sick of the Shadowverse comparisons but... I get this fucking amount of dust from like two packs there.

post eloise nip slip

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Rate my OC

>>175300253
Because it's shit removal unless you're massively behind, and still eats half your mana. Brawl saw 0 play for a long time if you remember.

>>175303274
brawl has always been played in control warrior

>>175302846
That's utter retardation, wtf.

>>175303361
And control warrior saw no play last expac.

>>175303274
Yeah until GvG, after that it never went away.

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>>175301891
I've gotten a Primordial Drake, Spirit Echoes, Shadow Vision, and Explore Un'Goro as my epics so far. I guess the Brodes are just in my favor as of late.

>>175300513
>>175301849
>>175302849
The best part about the first pic is that she's wearing all velour.

>>175303480
This drunk stream had my dick so hard.

>>175303447
Control warrior was a thing since beta

>>175303364
It makes for some good games, maybe you should check the shit going on in the tourny stream right now.

>4 damage to a minon
>aims at face

/hsg/ everyone

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>>175302505
post plz

>>175303480
Dude I've opened like 12 epics and the only remotely usable one is the rogue plant epic. Fuck this shit.

>>175303972

wait hol up we streamin' now? where?

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>>175304674
see
>>175296102
>>175296119
>>175296150
>>175296315

cmonBruh

>>175304674
see
>>175296093

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i think i just broke hearthstone
while opening some packs, i dragged a pack to the middle and hit space bar at the same time
now three of the cards in the pack wouldn't flip or show rarity in certain places on the cardback
i can't find the sweet spot for this last card anywhere on it

>cutestangel literally blowing the tournament

http://imgur.com/a/ylAHj

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>>175302505
>>175304383
>implying you wouldn't sell your used panties for large sums of cash for doing nothing

>>175304824

who the fuck are these faggot-ass nerd casters spouting memes with their cracking voices?

>trump raped

>>175305185
it's andy tourney guy and some random fag no one knows

Post feet please

>>175305564
which one's which
i like the one that doesn't talk a lot

>>175305564
>it's 2 random fags no one knows

got it :^)

when are they gon' fuck? no homo

>>175305160
Wait, how does that make sense? Kek is the guy and the tournament is his penis?

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>>175305160
muh dick

>>175305491
Is that a surprise?

>>175305662
the slightly louder one that doesn't sound like he's far away in an empty room is andy tourney guy

>>175305667
andy is world famous in /hsg/ m8

>>175296613
source for that exact image? i know it's monara but i can't find that one

>>175305789

so is your mom, but she's still a worthless whore

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>>175305914
wow rude

>>175305491
Wasn't he winning tournaments a year ago? I watched some videos of him lately and he makes the most basic mistakes.

>>175305789
if that's andy then andy's a fag and i don't like him

>>175305824
just look on the dr graveling tag on paheal it's there

>>175305914
B T F O
T
F
O

NMAgain and saga you guys are up

NMAGANE COME PLAY YOUR MATCH YOU SHIT

So if I'm interested in Miracle Rogue, Murloc Paladin, and Burn Mage about equally, what would be the better investment: Alex, Sherazin, or Lightlord? I don't have Tony, Whickerflame, or Xaril (but all the other rogue legendaries)if that changes anything.

NMAGANE

STOP SUCKING DICKS AND PLAY YOUR MATCH

>>175305824
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/aco/tmp/cache/1446504547576.jpg

>>175306141

If you don't have tony or sunkeeper don't bother with paladin. Probably Alex because she's a great and powerful Classic lego and mage is actually quite good. People aren't even running Tony anymore, just get 1-2 pyroblasts, maybe medivh.

>>175306141
You can play murloc pally without lightlord and sherazin is just okay. I would craft alex, since you cant play burn mage and control mage without her.

>>175306013
It looked like he missplayed last game to me. He used deadly shot against a gentle megasaur when he had KC in hand. Deadly shot ideally shouldve been saved for Finja/Tirion.

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I like TJ and Admirable, they are the homies

>>175306330
I forgot to mention: I do have Tirion and Tarim, and I have two Pyroblasts, too.

>>175306361
That's what I figured, but I just wanted to double check. I know people have been saying Sherazin's better than people thought, but I didn't know by how much.

>rank 1 with midrange hunter
>need 4 stars left
>too scared to go on ladder

>>175306394
Admirable actually has been streaming magic the gathering, which is dope.

I choose your picture Saga, I'm sad it won't be seen right now too.

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r8 my oc andy

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>>175306557

You should still craft alex in that case, no one really runs lightlord/xaril/wickerflame/tony anymore in all seriousness. Just run 2 pyroblasts in burn mage.

This is what I got to rank 5 with this season with midrange murlocadin. Alex will let you play mage as well since it's pretty important for burning people out or resetting from 1 to 15 after ice block gets popped.

>clyde saying any is unsure of his sexuality
everybody who knows andy already knows he's gay as pink ink

>>175306814
>vag censor isn't thing from below
nice try/10

>>175306889
>>175306557

Oh I should say Sherazin is also good if you happen to have all of the other cards for the deck (it's a bit expensive iirc). The petal miracle deck thing. Don't bother if you don't like that playstyle or don't have all the epics and shit for it though, it's a good deck though if you're good at using it.

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>dont ban quest rogue
>lose

Andy can you shut the fuck up and let us watch meme games?

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>he was the coolest guy

>>175307036
I have all the other cards for Miracle except Sherazin and Xaril, and I do like the deck, but I think I'm still going to go for Alex, since it'll enable archetypes I otherwise can't play.

Thanks, anons.

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da fuq is dis shit nigga?

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>>175307343
andy is a shitter

>>175307045
>quest rogue without backstab, shadow step, pirates, cleef or prep

good luck

>>175307343
andy is too bad for rank 5

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>>175306968
>he doesn't SMOrc vagina regularly
get a load of this gaybo

>>175307309

I'm pretty sure no one plays xaril anymore, it's really not that great.

Alex is solid, I pretty much spent the last year filling out the rest of my classic collection just because most of the cards are OP and are evergreen (except for HoF shenanigans).

WHO IS YOUR HSG CHAMPION?

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Why the fuck am I playing against constructed shit at 3-1?

I'm 3-2 with the best deck I've ever drafted.

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>blizzard is sponsoring this

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>>175307564
It's fucking Discard Zoo, and I've even got lucky with my mulligans/ curves.

Why is arena so batshit weird nowadays

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Andy

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dead game

>>175309173

we're all off having fun in a private room without you

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Andy

>finally get all classes to lvl 60 because of the brawl (fuck actually playing hunter)
>no reward
>not even a pop-up saying "u did a thing"

>>175309216
Andy's tryhardy Amaz'esque presentation was irritating me

>>175309738

did you get them all golden though

What time does the season end exactly on the 30th? Midnight west coast time?

>>175310010
I have warrior (without pirates) and mage golden. The only other classes that are close to golden are paladin, warlock and shaman.

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is this quest possible to complete?

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>3 - 0

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Tfw your blade be thirsty

>testing spicy decks in wild
>getting roped

c'mon man

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TJ: Reynad is 4-0, you know
Amnesia: Wait, really???
Chakki: Ya love to see that

EleGiggle

This is the most fantastic cringe segment

Amnesiac is a literal autist

>>175310227
>only get 50 gold for a quest that takes at a minimum 4-5 games to complete on average

this shit should give you 100 gold
i always reroll it

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>>175310251
thanks for watching my usual tourney performance

holy fucking shit are they being this autistic on purpose for the dreamhack thing?

like jesus fucking christ these are real people wtf

>>175304861
>wotog packs in 2017
explain yourself

>>175310561
watch hsg instead friend. Slightly less autism

did we get our packs for voting yet?

>my image for fraydilla is getting used
top fucking kek

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next SeatStory Cup when????

>>175310561
Amnesiac actually had ADHD and autism

Chakki is a cool guy

TJ and the rest of the ""casters"" are literal cancer

>>175311050
a-are you a pedophile?

>>175310561
Chakki is always like that. He goes out of his way to make everything about the whole HS e-sports scene look as ridiculous as possible.

>>175311130
I googled searched WaxCommon, and then someone else posted one for Wax before me, but that image was a few rows down and pretty perfect.

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>>175310561
Y-you too

GNC practice group is literally the highest form of autism, you know because Kaceytron is the "team owner". You are staring at the face of you 2017 Dreamhack Austin Champion

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>one of these things is not like the others
>one of these things is a midget

Gorehowl and armor is cheat in arena. Having more then 5 weapons should be illigal

>mfw see dog in profile for the first time
Not sure I'd even recognize him.

>>175311509
he's sitting down right?
>>175311065
based comfy seatstory cup


and why the hell did /hsg/ have their tourney at the same time as dreamhack

fucking derp

>>175311813
>he's sitting down right?
no, he is standing, they are sitting down

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>>175311689

i don't get why people think dog is "hot", he looks like he's perpetually on the edge of falling asleep. like at any moment he looks like he's just gonna collapse like a narcoleptic or some shit, i dont get it.

>>175311813
>he's sitting down right?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nope.

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>>175311509
I would FUCK Corra, she has a perfect smug yet humble aura around her.

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>>175312185
based Songbird

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>>175312185
>she has a perfect smug yet humble aura around her.

>>175312036
dog is cute not hot

i'd fuck him but he's not a 'hot guy'

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Finally. After a year of playing this game, I finally pushed through. Before this the highest I'd ever gone was rank 9. Feels good to finally get it done.

>>175311050
>>175311130
>>175311276
fraydilla deserved it for these plays

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>>175312418
good goy, keep pushing and buy more packs if you think you need a more competitive edge

>>175312418
Gratz. I grinded my ass up there as well after 1.5 years

>>175302832
what rank are you?

>taunt warrior mirrors

This is literal cancer.

wait, that match came down to luck

>>175313046
>>175313020
The hsg tournment has more fun decks.

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>watch dreamhack
>reynad coinflip taunt mirror
>go to sleep
>wake up
>another taunt coin flip mirror
>reynad wins again
What is this even

>>175312373
>humble

A match of constant coinflips. Good thing they moved Ragnaros to wild right?

>>175313108
>Open Stream
>shitty music playing
ok

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Taunt Warrior mirrors are the new Yogg rolls in competitive, the only difference is that it won't get nerfed.

Lets watch Reynad highroll his way to getting BTFO in Ro16 together, friends. A lot of strategy can go into a LHS lineup but it goes out the window when you 3-0 with Aggro Paladin or highroll with Taunt Warrior

>>175313243
He is going to lose this match

Andy, stop this laughing.

This deck is freaking EPIC dude

https://hsreplay.net/replay/7xi77bsWZs69eBvht4bTkZ

>>175313020
I stopped playing quest warrior because of this. Was enjoying it for the first week of the expansion but after losing 5 mirrors in a row because my opponent finished the quest first made me hate it.

incognegro your match is now, where are you bitch

Do people actually enjoy playing this bullshit brawl? I have 100 gold and rerolled into the "win 5 brawls" shit and I wanna go arena so now I must play this bullshit and it's all about playing random shit that does random shit how do people enjoy playing this shit? I know some nerd out here itt probably has 20 wins because "its fun" help me understand why.

>>175313616
EU or NA? I'm EU, can concede 5 games if you want?

>>175313616
Some people just really like some brawls.

I tried Adderall for the first time when the 3 card brawl was out. I got over 300 wins.

how do i arena so i actually win? last time i tried it was a disaster

>>175313616
its just a goofy brawl man, try not to take it too seriously, there was many times i laughed at my opponent drawing random spells that fucked him, i laughed when it happened to me, it was really fun

>Bring quest rogue and warrior to every tournament
>people can only ban one of them
>potential to highroll free tourny wins

time to go pro

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>>175313321
I counterqueue Dragon Priest every time I see lots of people see Taunt Warrior at my particular dumpster legend rank meta, it's such a satisfying, grindy win every time against those fuckers.

I'm not usually a Priest player, I don't even have 200 wins on that fucker but I really love the archetypes this xpac. Dragon Warrior isn't pure early curve cancer anymore, and Silence Priest is a blast- I think it's harder than old Handlock, I never think that I made the right play, even when I have made two 40/40s on board. Purify mirrors are absolutely insane because you can fully interact with your opponent's board like no one else can, there are so many next-level plays.

>>175313918
Wow, nobody has ever done that before.

>>175314046
I know, that's why it will work.

>>175303190
actually seems like it would make for some fun RNG cycle decks. 8/10

>fapping while watching this faggy hsg tourney

>>175313751

EU but I don't add losers/psychos from /hsg/ sorry

Such a shitty fucking game...I've played more than my fair share of games over the years but none has made me rage as much as this piece of shit. With that said would anyone like to buy my account?

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>Hunter has a favorable matchup against Zoolock for the first time ever

Why can't Gul'Dan be the dumpster hero every xpac?

>>175314527
not that guy but why not
best memers around and you get free 80 gold quests every now and then

>>175312185
>EVERY TIME someone uses this angle for their picture on tinder its a ham galaxy
>cora is a lardass

pottery

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>>175314882
>t. low test that can't handle the T H I C C

>reynad gets his shit kicked in by /ourguy/ dog

Great fucking day.

>>175315186
the only thing that cant handle fat bitches is the camera lens, which is why they angle it that way

>>175314882
Cora is pretty t h i c c but I wouldn't call her a ham galaxy.

she's a ham small moon, at most.

i'm feeling a little tight in here

Wait what happened?

>>175315330
inb4 bitching about rng

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ahhh
exodia
no-one has ever been able to summon hiiiiiiiim

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>>175315395
forgot pic

>>175314810

I know what happened with Jones.

Pretty sure Jones was his name, I didn't save the pic

>>175315186
keep proving my point with flattering angle pictures that only fatties use. Shes literally obese, but americans are starting to forget how normal weight women look like.

>>175314789
>Hunter has a favorable matchup against Zoolock for the first time ever
Hunter normall beats zoo what are you smoking?

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>>175315689
so many bitter virgins on /hsg/ tonight

AHHHHHHH

E-SPORTS
S
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>>175315462

Hearthstone has gotta be one of the few if only games I've ever seen where there is such an extreme focus on both skill/being good at the game, and bitching about bullshit RNG.

Somehow these two mutually exclusive states exist at the same time in HS, it boggles the mind.

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>>175315689
Ok. She might be a bit overweight but I mostly like her face/persona. Best of luck to you fucking all the hot bitches.

YES

PRIEST REIGNS

FUCK YOU YOU 5HEADED KEKOLD

BASED DOG

>Doomguard
>Tony
Ebin

YO DOG, NICE ANTONIDAS

>H
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>L
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>S
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>>175315817
>people who call out obesity are "bitter"
>murrica

nice to see dog bend reynad over the table and fuck him right there

Was there ever a tournament were TJ didn't seem stoned out of his mind?

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>>175316079
your assertion is that she is obese, when she clearly is not. she's not skinny, but she isn't land whale tier either.

stop being such a supreme gentleman before you end up hurting someone.

>we're playing around meteor position

K E K

>we are playing around "meteor casters"

Kek, Cora might be a fatty but that was pretty funny

>>175316161
The man has to sit there for 10-12 hours at a time to watch and talk about competitive Hearthstone. Of course he is on something. He HAS to be on something. No fully functional human being could subject themselves to such abject horror.

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>>175315771
Did you happen to start playing three weeks ago? Zoo has always countered hunter because it outboards it early and never lets it set up, but now that Rexxar has tokens and snowball early game up the ass the dynamic has shifted. It was most evident in wotog when face hunter wasn't viable over midrange anymore yet still a top deck, but zoo was still favored in that matchup too.

How does this TJ guy still have a job

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>>175316161
was just coming here to post this.

how blazed is TJ

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>>175313616
>20

Ehehe. You clearly don't understand the thrill of getting a Noggenfogger off of free from amber into a full board while facing certain death. RNG can be fuuuuuuuuuun.

How about a 2 mana cost hunter spell that reads "Give a minion charge. It can't attack this turn" huh

>>175316298
Im pretty sure the real fedora tipping is whiteknighting a fat chick in a 4chan thread with less than 100 unique posters.

And Im pretty sure shes at least very close to 30BMI aka obese.

>>175316457

Historically zoo always needed to get defender of argus or it lost, it does a lot of damage to itself, has no healing, and can't really handle hunter's hero power and unleash the hounds.

You're a fucking retard, kid. Congrats.

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I would like to thank anons of /hsg/ for giving me advice for getting Legend.

I was that shitter who played Murloc Paladin and kept on posting ">r2 5/5 dropped to r4." And kept on saying my records, like 53-35.

Though, this time I did it with Midrange Hunter of all decks I had (Murloc Paladin, Pirate Warrior, and a Lyra Priest I was inexperienced with).

Hunter is actually good in the meta no matter what anyone says. It shits on Murloc Paladin as long as your board has advantage and keep trading. You get to use the crabs with synergy even if your opponent doesn't have the minions you side decked with them. Grievious Bite is actually a good tech since there is way too much swarm with weak minions. My deck was pretty basic, only ran one Rat Pack and Bittertide Hydra. Flare is decent but it can be dead in hand. Vicious Syndicate may not show Hunter as a tier 1, but it is absolutely viable in this meta- people who are saying it's falling off are just Rogues and Mages trying to create disinfo so they won't get their asses rammed by Savannah Highmang.

Anyway, thanks for anybody who gave encouragement in general. I hate making feely posts like this, but thanks.

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>>175316537
>charge.
>It can't attack this turn

>>175316457
>Check out this low quality rank 15 match to prove my point!
kys

>doomsayer wins me the game if it just absorbs the damage
>Stampeding Kodo (Created by Jeweled Macaw)

this game is retarded

>>175316161
that's why TJ is the homie CiGrip SoBayed

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>>175316567
>having a discussion is white knighting
I'm out.

see you on the evening news.

>>175316647
Good job man. I switched from Murloc Paladin to Midrange Hunter for the last push myself. It worked out really well.

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>>175316871
defending a fat slut is textbook whiteknighting tho

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>>175316584
Against Face Hunter. I just randomly googled an old matchup pic, that one is probably favored for Rexxar anyway

>>175316871
>leaping to defend a fat woman who gets insulted online is not white knighting

What is white knighting then you thirsty neckbeard?

BANNED

>>175317081

oh yea? well at least he's trying to get his dick wet instead of you who just shitposts here and plays a children card game

>>175316647

Np bro, glad it worked out for you. Like I said it's mostly a numbers game, just gotta have a good deck and make sure you just focus on making the best move you can every turn and let the RNG handle itself. Beyond that you just have to play a lot of games.

>>175317023
But she's not fat, she's T H I C C

>>175317309
No

She's fat

>2 banned cards
>the caliphate of hsg

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>>175317023
Everyone has their vices.

mind laying off the fucking weed TJ my man?

>>175317224
Im not desperate like you so I dont waste time trying to get my dick wet with whales but nice projection.

Shes better than a lot of the other casters but to deny that shes fat is classic white knighting at its most delusional.

I've been playing exodia mage, but it's getting old. Can you guys give me some fun decks to play? Cost doesn't really matter.

>>175317627

>Im not a straight alpha-male like you

Got that right, kid

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>>175316647
People have such ridiculous misreadings of vS data. They even felt the need to expound on it in this week's report: any deck that has close to a 50% winrate above or slightly below is legend viable, and have their place in the meta. Just because it's not WOW TOP OF THE LIST WOAH (even though it was top 6 or so and had >50% WR even at legend where it sees much less play) doesn't mean it's inviable trash. Midrange hunter is in the fortunate position of being able to play Crabstone because it synergizes with their deck, which is sweet if you are constantly fighting for board against Uther.

Good for you reaching legend, it takes some tact to not tilt along the way.

>>175317936
>Alphas go for obese women
lmao, maybe in murrica where theres no normal women left

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>>175318031
American women are the envy of the world, Nigel.

>>175318031
see
>>175317553

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>play meme deck at rank 3/4
>performs just as well as the meta decks I've played

>>175318213
>>175318247

>triggered murriclaps
Must feel bad being an """alpha""" and still having to fuck fatties, while in europe normal people can get cute, fit women easily.

>>175318213
i saw a little of that stream. did she show legs or feet at any point?

>tfw still waiting for my Rutger's packs

Fuck sake Blizzard

>>175318258
Turns out the meme was inside you all along.

>>175318258
Never underestimate the element of surprise. What deck?

I've been away for a while, and I've got enough dust saved up to craft one strong deck.

Should I go for taunt warrior, murloc pally, or quest rogue?

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>>175318553
I don't think so. She has become quite a prude.

>>175318695
quest warlock desu

>>175318659
Random-shit-Mage. 3 and 2 with it. I'd rather be winning more so I can hit Legend. without sacrificing fun you silly

>>175318742
I don't want to suffer desu senpai

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how does /hsg/ feel about our lord and saviour, and the tourney guy?

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>>175318551
Ok.

"I mean, I don't know Dan's life THAT well"
"I do."

KappaPride

>>175315346
That's no moon

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>>175318898
ditch the animu nonsense and we can hang out.

>>175295672
Is there a more boring class to deckbuild for than druid?

Regardless of deck you'll be 14 cards deep of the same stuff from every other good druid deck. Wrath is absolutely broken, Wild Growth is busted, and Fandral was a mistake.

Most of the time the synergies in the deck are just "ramp to busted card in rotation"

>>175318213
She is so catastrophically average-looking.

Based Frodan

>>175320007
I'm just happy jade faggot lost

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what's the most honest deck being played right now?

I hate pirate and murloc cancer

That was actually an exciting game, Dan coming through with the honorable Shaman deck. If I'm not against aggro I've noticed I go to fatigue most games with my Jade Shaman list, it's a pretty intense deck to play right now

>>175320196
renounce lock with barnes and yasharrj is the most honest deck in the current meta

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>he doesn't tech explosive trap for the mirror match

>>175320196

Handlock

>>175320196
Honorable grinder shaman

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>>175320196
Literally Shaman, it cucks aggro. Green Jesus is your friend again.

>>175320209

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>>175319974
objectively false

>>175320196
Barnabus Druid

>>175320196
As sad as it may be I'll have to go with midrange hunter.
At least there the RNG bullshit is pretty minimal and you know what you get.

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>>175320384
>>175320340
>>175320285
>>175320276
>>175320478

thanks, fampai. I'll give Shaman a shot. Damn, talk about the tables being turned. Never would've thought Shaman would be cucking agro

>>175320631
Shaman was always cucking aggro since they got maelstrom portal.

>>175320410
>shellacked with light
>literally used make up to fake tits
>ugly tattoo

Like, she's not bad looking, but this is a pretty low bar for a fixation.

Average White Girl no. 54

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>>175320804
show me your streamfu and we will compare, then.

>>175320962
>streamfu

You know you don't have to lower your standards because the girl plays games for a living, right? Seriously, she is painfully average looking. All streamer girls are AFAIK.

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>>175321076
I didn't ask for a lecture.

I said, show me your streamfu or other miscellaneous waifu.

>>175321238
You have to realize this is weird right?

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>>175320962

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>>175321332
>insults my streamfu
>won't even supply one of his own for reference
I think we are done here.

>>175321651
Have y'all never seen a woman on the street or like a class or at a workplace or something? This screenshot is like a low-tier facebook picture for a 7

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>>175320787
More like since GVG, it's exactly where it used to be in the sense that it fucks other midrange/aggro decks and loses to everything else. It's classic kit is filled with taunt, heal, and aoe.

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>when they bring in a small child for a make a wish request

>>175321690
She used to fuck TidesofTime

She's a whore and will never acknowledge you

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>>175322151
but TidesOfTime is a filthy slob, so I think I have a minute chance at least.

>that Druid game
Disgusting

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kek wow even hearthstone doesn't have this kind of RNG

>>175322397
>TidesOfTime is a filthy slob
>title all of your weird screenshots "deerfapia"

you sure got a shot, not at all bizarre anon

i have a massive erection seeing priate warrior suffer

Fuck yes TidesofTime is based

>>175323689
This isn't going to last long, they're gonna hate it in one match in. Same 5 decks, each running Doc7.

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>More! More soles!

What did he mean by this?

>>175323689
Someone give me the rundown on the Wild meta

>>175324410

I've been playing only wild for two weeks now and have only seen Dr.7 twice.

>>175324643
huge fucking shoes

>>175324410
You have no idea what you're talking about, Dr. Boom doesn't even get played anymore.

>>175324643
clearly has a deviant foot fetish, judging by how much of his own foot is in the foreground.

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>>175324742
Pirate Warrior is tier 0, Renolock and Deathrattle Priest are oppressive control decks, Paladin, combo decks out the ass (Maly Rogue, Maly Shaman), Mage is Mage, Egg Druid, more aggro shenanigans.

FUCK Ship's Cannon

>>175324410
>Dr. Boom
>playable
u wut mate?