Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Warcraft autism

Overwatch noobs unite

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>175287235
She's a super shit waifu though
I wanted to kill myself doing their marriage quest during Cataclysm in Hyjal

what bundle should i buy as a noob?

>>175287304
On my dick

>>175287204
In terms of sheer cost per hero, assassin has the highest value.

>>175287367
Bruiser is the best bundle

Support if you are a slutty heal bitch boi

>>175286205
doubt we will ever see mercy she would just be moralas with more mobility instead of a grenade and I don't think they could put her ult in there, aoe res? they added a res with auriel and they had to make it suck so badly it's unusable

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>they add a new OW hero
>it's this

How buttblasted would /hotsg/ be?

What goed does attacking the guardians on the temples do? Do you get more shots or something?

4 lane Alterac Valley map with the lanes having 4 forts instead of 2.

>>175287502
looks better than any ow character i know of

>>175287502
pachimari > d.va

>>175287574
>AV
>four lanes

nigga what

>>175287542
The big one gives a shitload of EXP, otherwise it just makes it so that it'll finish earlier iirc.

Swann when?

>>175287542
No, you attack them so they die and stop doing damage to you

>>175287171

>fug

I never get how this suddenly became popular between teens. Only people ever used it were the cute bottom boys I used to chat with on Grindr. It makes shit confusing, like, I want to hit on most of them all the time.

Anyway. TWINK HERO WHEN. Do we even have one on the lore? Isn't that priest from Hearthstone canonically gay?

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Holy fuck I'm so sick of hanamura

>>175287367
Flex so you can play any role.

>>175286895
Hanamura needs way more bushes. Dehaka is fucking unplayable on it.

I want Sylvanas' dead ass to sit on me. I don't even care how many plagues she creates. She's the best waifu in all of Warcraft. Even better than Jaina

>>175287502
I own one irl so I'm okay with that.

>>175287660
Original AV took forever to complete, while not entirely accurate, this setup would really capture that feeling.

>>175287724
Kill yourself.

LOL Dig lost

>>175287502
Looks great. Would buy.

>>175287823
in warcrimes after her sister didn't want to be killed she ran into the forest killed a mamma bear and said she would never love again

she will never love you anon

>>175287823
Explain why without referring to her appearance.

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Garrosh when?

>>175287724
>Isn't that priest from Hearthstone canonically gay?
Even more degenerate
He's gay for the last non-insane Black Dragon other than this one Tauren guy

>>175287957

I'm not watching any of HCG trash 'till they finally play on our goddamn live patch.

>>175287724
>a popular spurdo meme was apparently commonly used among faggots and that's where this guy knows it from
what

>>175288045
When we get Grom so he can be an alternate skin.

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>"H-hey Li Li! How do you fit so much into one jug?"
"Chink furry magic, Raynor, I can't tell you."
>"The elements would benefit greatly from you unlimited fluids. Help the Horde with your magic Li Li.
"I dunno Thrall, Uncle Chen taught me the bad stuff that can happen through bad loans... Rexxar your bear is uh. Make it stop."
>"Misha, down. The small panda is not the hunt. Li Li, your uncle almost killed me with his brew. I would appreciate it if you stopped force feeding me tea."
"What do you think I should do, Rexxar? Even Artanis wants my jug and he doesn't even have a mouth."
>"Follow the path."
"Stop saying that, it doesn't even make sense."

>>175288198
But anon, Grom will be a skin for Samuro

people in diamond are so fucking dumb holy shit, literally bronze tier all around knowledge

>>175288275
It's definitely worse in like d5-3 because people think they know everything since they are in diamond even getting into d2+ games is much better, still not great but you don't get all those people who just placed in diamond

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>>175288275
Friendly reminder that new accounts start in Diamond.

>>175288210
lol

Announcer wish list.

Alarak
Artanis
Varian
Thrall

>>175288051

>Ebonhorn announced as new champion
>Once the enemy core is vulnerable he yells "I am sorry heroes, I must leave you now." and despawns for the rest of the game

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HL is an interesting place

Flex or Assassin bundle for a noob who just wants his overmeme skins but it willing to try something new

Which bundle has the best girl

>>175288457
>no leoric in the top spot
shit list except for alarak

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PSA: CLICK SETTINGS->CHALLENGES FOR A FREE LOOT BOX

>>175287997
Love? Psssh. I just want that smooth ass rubbing on my face.

>>175288025
??? Mostly because she wants to turn people undead. I'd help Sylvanas omnicide everybody. Especially the orcs and humans. Worst races. Obviously can't kill all of them because have to have some to make undead and keep the population up, but... yeah.

>>175288571
I forgot about Leoric. He would be above Artanis.

>>175287171
is Dehaka good in ranked? i just started playing him and i really like him

>>175288457
I want lunara as an announcer and I want to hear her getting more and more excited with each kill in the chain

>>175288768
He's amazing on some maps. He usually gets banned on those tho

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>>175288568
Assassin, although I'd recommend Tanks and Bruisers.

>>175288275
I think the difference between low and high Diamond is quite significant.

>>175288768
Yes, he's excellent. Especially on larger maps.

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THE CREAME WILL RISE TO THE TOP

why is this game so buggy now?
I just got the message "unable to open map" on ranked
everything feels extremely delayed now, especially menu navigations

>>175288663
I think this only works if you've never done it before.

>>175289143

More people playing now than literally ever

blizzard server infrastructure sucks donkey dick, expect a patch soon to address some stuff

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Reminder:
If you can't build your hero on your own, you are braindead trash.

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Reminder that this game is too zoomed in

>>175289732

My dick is zoomed into your mom

>>175289510
I fully admit to being braindead trash, your move.

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Tyrande druid skin when???

>>175289858
Why should i "move". You just surrendered.

>>175289925

Only if it's a Moonkin druid.

>>175289114
Anon...

>>175289925
Druid Tyrande, Priest Illidan, Warden Malfurion, and Betrayer Maiev?

>play medivh
>spend the entire game chasing people around in raven form and spamming spray
fun hero

>>175289957
No I mean I'm not gonna stop playin or anything, and I get lots of insight looking at popular builds. Overtime it gets easier and easier to pick my own talent choices and avoid making some sort of abomination build.

>>175289510
>he just doesn't pick the first talent

>>175290158
My point still stands.

>play 2 HL placement games
>win both
>don't want to play more because of forced 50

>>175290494
So does my statement

>>175290713
I'm not either one of you, but I think my statement stands as well.

whats in the 100mb patch?

>>175290824
Bikini party skins

>>175287304
for real... where the FUCK is she!?

>>175290805
I want my statement to stand as well if you guys know what I mean so I'm joining this reply chain

>>175290857
need bikini skins for every hero. Bikini Kerrigan, Bikini Sylvanas, Bikini Ragnaros, Bikini Azmodan

Bikini Murky

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Remind me again /hotsg/, who shall suffer?
I forget.

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>>175291036
nonbelievers

>>175291024

I want a Moodle skin for Murky.

>>175291036
That piece of shit paul

Is Zul'Jin a troll pick?

Im shit at samuro and all talents look the same to me. should i grab illusion quest and double crit proc?

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>Like shooters
>Want overwatch skins
>Actually hate playing overwatch
I like these HotS events where I can still get things I want by playing a game I kinda like.
Thank you for having us over for these events guys.

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i only watch HGC occasionally. has probius won a single game yet? all i've seen are losses...

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>>175291224

>>175291285
Overwatch would actually be a much better game without ults

>>175291360
Yes and it was vs fnatic in braxis.

>>175291224
Yeah he's shit.

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Anyone else with FPS issues in Windowed Fullscreen since today's patch?

>>175289510
If I'm playing a hero I'm unfamiliar with, I don't know how the earlier talents will interact with later talents because I don't research all 50 or so per hero beforehand.

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What does Sylvanas smell like?

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>>175291224

>>175291841
>what does a corpse smell like

gee I dunno

>>175291841
death and roses

>>175291841
putrefaction

>>175291285

why do you want stuff for a game you don't like?

is it me or is murky secret OP

>>175292115
its free

>>175285310
>>175278617
>>175278943
>>175284098
>>175284163
>>175284382
What I am getting from this discussion is that Sylvanas is bitter and angry despite being pseudo-immortal because she cannot ever experience the pleasure of being cummed inside because the heat of semen hurts her if she regenerates enough to not be a corpse.

>>175292115
not him, but I'm like sub-bronze league in overwatch. I just play it because cute heroes

>>175292170
he's surprisingly powerful now, I was smacking peoples shit with him earlier and actually 1v1'd a couple people, it's funny people dive in thinking they're gonna get an easy kill and you just rape them

>>175287734
Me too, pushing carts is a fucking chose. If i wanted to push fucking carts around i would go work for a wallmart.

>>175292306
Actually she is even more humanoid now thank to the valkary, she used the same process on his bf Nathanos in legion and that's why he looks like a dead human instead of a regular undead now.

Hello I'm new to this game and wanted to ask:Why am I dying so fast?

>>175292306
she takes the dick from nathanos every day though

>>175292615
Stop getting hit by stuff.

>>175292170
The latter. Some people just don't know how to deal with him.

>>175291983
>>175292081
>>175292109
I bet she smells feminine.

Bridal Zagara when?

>>175292840
not that you know how that smells like

>>175292615
Are you playing with your eyes closed?

>>175292615
stop fighting multiple heroes at once

>>175292115
I like the quality of the skins and I occasionally play the game with friends. It's just that if I play it for an extended periods of time (which is what has to happen every event seemingly) I realize how much I enjoy pretty much every other shooter I own in comparison.
The skins are high quality so I still come back every event to play a bunch of games and then stop. I like binge playing HotS more because at least thats something new.

>>175292886
Yes I do

teach me how to dehaka

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Fem draenei hero when?

>>175293035
Trannies don't count.

dignitas throwin lmao

>>175293081
Lick peoples butts.

>>175293130
Trannies don't smell feminine. And neither do black people.

>>175288426
you still get fucking shitters picking genji in master/gm so no it doesnt get better ever fuck that meme shit fucking dogshit hero

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Whats the point of Samuro?
Useless against anything with aoe clear.
Mediocre damage.
The only thing going for him is doing mercs and some free poke with illusions

Holy shit why can you play as a truck of death? Butcher works sometimes, but when he does, the nigga WORKS like goddamn it feels good to run people over or watch as they try to fight back and you heal like a monster.

>>175293094
When you go back in time and make HotS more popular during WoD so they could fast track Yrel.

Theres no important fem draenai atm. Just like how theres no important fem forsaken.

>>175293368
It absolutely gets better, you get shitters in all brackets but it's noticeably better beyond d3

>>175293378
>The only thing going for him is doing mercs and some free poke with illusions
Well, he /is/ a Specialist.

>>175293404
Because he's situationally good. Sometimes he never farms that 125 Meat, sometimes coming online still doesn't change a bad teamcomp, etc.

>>175293468
>Just like how theres no important fem forsaken.
I think the only semi relevant would be lilian voss

>>175293378
Soaking tower ammo and skillshots, can bait powerful abilities and make people waste them. He's a disruptive hero.

>>175293468

>Yrel

Thank god it'll never happen.

Lillian Voss, though, would be just as bad and is a relevant Female Forsaken

>>175293517
mostly cuz you can abuse smurf acc stomp shitters in qm and get placed in d3, and then you have gold/plats shitting up diamond games. thats why placement should never be higher than plat 3

>>175293378

He's a disruption gank than can take camps.

Obviously he excells on PVE maps like Blackhearts Bay and Garden Terror.

Also, only Illusion Master makes Samuro come onlinr, Bladestorm is rather shitty unless comboed with a moshpit or something.

>>175293378
A lot of heroes are like that - very underwhelming. Examples would be Malfurion, Arthas, Zangara, Sylvanas, Illidan, Tychus, Nova, ETC, among others.

TEACH
ME
DEHAKA

>>175288045
I can't wait for the next wow movie, imagine seeing lili and sylv in all of their 3D movie hight budget rendering quality glory
Jesus christ, my benis IS NOT PREPARED

>>175293685
Tongue people
Win

>>175293468
What about Monara?

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>>175293672

>Malfurion
>Arthas
>Mediocre

>>175293685
All you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc

>>175293685

STALK PREY
COLLECT ESSENSE
SURPISE ATTACK
DRAG PREY
ADAPT OR DIE
EVOLVE OR PERISH

>>175293618
So he's just a Phantom Lancer Lite? I loved playing as that nigga, but Samuro is like meh. Also Thralls passive is garbage.

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Which heroes are actual troll picks

>>175293685
Here's everything
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+play+dehaka

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>>175293685
>playing dehakek

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>>175293468
rip

give me your best memes or else...

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Is anyone else hearing this weird chime every now and then?

>just lost a game to bots that went on for 25 fucking minutes

this cant be happening

>>175293874

You lack understanding of the game so it's fine that you don't get it.

Thralls passive allows him to out sustain literally anyone. It also makes him survivable in fights if used properly.

Samuro becomes incredibly powerful once you learn Illusion Master micro and proper disruption tactics like baiting and ganking. He's kind if hit and run and is very bad for sustain fighting unlike heroes like Thrall who can trade forever.

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>>175293994
>not playing dehaka

>>175293850
Arthas' Q is garbage, Frostdick is garbage, W is the only good skill, E does 0 damage and slow even with talents, R is garbage unless you're pushing, tank but dies easily, etc. Also I've never seen a Malfurion play well.

>>175293968
Medivh if you aren't a professional communicating via voice with the rest of your team

Chogall obviously

Abaturd

>>175293968
genji

>>175294093
LUNARA

>>175294107
Only when I open my profile and hearthstone as Auri-chan

>>175294175
>What the fuck is remorseless winter

Arthas is great, you are trash.

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>>175294093

>>175294170
Say that to the Valeera raping you from the shadows. His kit is good (ulti being questionable), but is it good enough?

I'm new to this game. I was level 1 with all heroes this morning. But have played some dota 2. I just picked three chars to play with:
Sylvanas, Kael'thas, Valla.
Do you think these are good picks?

At first glance I liked Nova and Li-Ming (for their outfits), but after doing a match with them they seemed fairly lackluster.

>>175294175

Arthas and Malfurion are considered to be two of the pest picks in the entire game, anon.

>>175294175

Arthas and Malfurion are S tier because of their kits. They do their jobs better than most other heroes who share similar roles and at high level play become nightmares.

Unfortunately, you've put us all in the position to call you "bronzie" or "noob" because you didn't get that before posting.

>>175294175
Your entire list is shit mate.
malf aoe silence and huge dmg¨
arthas can live through everything or slow entire team, plus his e slows as by 40%, if you think thats garbage you are just degenerate, his root is fairly easy to land, and is ridiculously strong if you talent it. his Q is the only thing slightly underwhelming and if they dont have much CC you just pick immortal coil at 7 and its sik

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>>175294093

>>175294345
It does fucking nothing, every game I play as him the E is useless. Q should fucking slow, then he'd be alright.

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>>175294093
Pretty sure Mecha Tass was the main culrpit.

>lets try zagara
>qm
>dealt 55% of teams structure dmg

feels good, too bad you wont face such scrubs in the other modes i had the first tower down in the second wave

>>175294164
>can't beat ADHD bots that auto-lose to rat dota

>>175293968
Depends, but I'd say Medivh, Cho'gall and Abathur in most circumstances.

Nova, unless smurfing.


>>175294395
>Valla
Almost always good.
>Kael'thas
Similar to above. Excels against teams prone to clumping.
>Sylvanas
Good, albeit more niche than Valla.

>staying away from Li-Ming and Nova
Good.

>>175294373

He offers some stuff that other stealthers do not, like the ability to survive most anything and solo things other assassins cannot.

Play with Way of Illusion, Phantom pain, Three blade stance and his burst potential/sustain potential is nuts.

Unfortunately for Samuro, his "easy" ult is bad so people get the wrong impression.

>get tired of hots
>hear everyone saying dota and lol is so much more hardcore
>try out dota
>matches are slow as fuck
>some russian going shit crazy over something called last hits
>static mics going off
>no teamfights
>everyone positions like they own the place
>out-micro everyone because they position so badly
>cyka blyat
>go back to playing hots

>>175294545
You're retarded

Never @ me again

>>175294571
Zagara used to be top tier, she was my main bitch early in the games life span

I miss her

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What did he mean by this?

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Moira when?

>>175294395
Valla is hit or miss, Kael is fun, Sylvanas is dead weight(pun intended).

>>175294693
Make me nigger. LK a shit! A SHIT!

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>>175294709
We need a cute fem dwarf

>>175294693
what changed that she isnt anymore? i only really started to play yesterday because i was bored

>playing nazeebo
>doom map
>just run between lanes getting stacks
>don't pay attention to how many stacks I have, must collect more
>hit level 20
>look at stacks
>250
7k hp is fun

>X doesn't do high damage so it's bad

is it possible to be more bronze

>>175293968
>Nova
>Nova
>Nova
POWER GAP
>playing Hearthstone on your phone during a match

>>175295019
She's bad, OK. You need power supports, not niche bullshit like her. Get a Lucio or a D3 Monk and move on.

>>175294709
Hopefully never, there's still races that need reps, Dwarves have 2.
>>175294057
>>175293630
>>175293609
If its not an Orc, Elf or Human they just refuse to write any lore. Lillian Voss was clearly being built up to be something but the writer who did her quests was pulled off the quest design team or some shit and everyone else ignored her.
Maraad is pretty cool and there are no important fem Draenai besides Yrel (which everyone hates because she rises in power faster than a recruit a friend account)

>>175293968
Butcher
>charge into fog of war
>gets killed by 4 people
>blames team

HGC games aren't over for today?
Khaldor lied to me

>>175295019
Power creep, blizzard changing maps to favor team fighting instead of pushing (hanamura, towers) slight nerfs

>>175295089
Again, say that to the Cho'galls, Valeeras, Zeratuls and Chromies. Objective reminder that Muradin sucks as well.

>playing Diablo
>enemy has a Leoric

JUST
U
S
T

>>175295685
>Team is just pushing a lane or killing creeps while you stare at the enemy team all doing an objective, no single ability you possess can even dent them.
This is the worst feeling.

>>175295583
Maraad would have been cool, they were planning on giving him a story but they fucked up wod badly and had to cute his and yrel's story out, so they killed maraad in the middle of the third questing zone when they initially wanted to build him up as a warlord of draenor. Yrel was suppose to also have some dark secret in her story but like most of hers and the draenei story as a whole after shadowmooon it was cut out and she just makes cameo appearance.

No expansion will be as bad as WoD was.

>>175295609
To be fair, if you have a butcher on your team and you see a good target for him, you should be ready to help. Or be a helpful Stitches and pull your bro back from hell.

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>>175295583

>(which everyone hates because she rises in power faster than a recruit a friend account)
>Mfw

It's funny when you meet her she straight out says she's never fought before, then you go to SMV and she's suddenly the leader of the Draenei army and then she becomes an Exarch after Velen an heros to give her his headlamp and then she's so strong we cannot beat Archimonde without her awesome power.

WoD was a fucking mistake. Thank god they dropped it and pretended it never happened.

It was good for Gul'dan meme reactions, though

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>>175294093

>>175295902
Expac was good, but Legion and OW being prioretized killed it in its childhood. There was supposed to be so much more.

>>175296001
i dont understand

DVA

W
H
E
N

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>Try out my boy Anub'arak
Man this is the slowest version of impale I have ever seen
Also what happened to his voice, did they change it in WoW

>>175296157
never, allah willing

>>175295613
KR and Eu pro games are over now comes the NA clown fiesta

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>>175294093
she'll be added eventually

Are leggo mounts common? Gotten 2 in the past 2 days, plus the Thrall skin.

>Someone suggested picking up the flex bundle because I'm a dota veteran
>Have so much fun playing assassins
>Rest is boring

Fuck, I always regret listening to people on /vg/

>>175296080
Wod had the potential to be good, but they cut like half of the expansion and it ended up being complete shit. I don't think they could make a worse expansion, except the zones looked nice.

>>175294630
It's a bit of a shame they fucked those characters up because I played a the Wizard in Diablo and often Nova in SC2.

>>175296080

The rom hack for a DBZ snes game I tried making when I was a kid and had no idea how anything worked and gave up in literally 20 minutes had potential to be amazing and there could have been so much more.

Doesn't make it good. Just like WoD.

>>175296249
Cool because she can actually work in hots unlike overmeme.

>>175296157
Hopefully fucking never

There hasn't been a fucking cancer this bad since sword art online

Have you been to an anime convention lately? Hundreds of low effort """"casual wear"""" dvas with Doritos ecks dee

>>175296157
Monday

>>175296267
There is nothing stopping you from making a second account and getting the assasin bundle

>>175296194
>did they change it in WoW
>boss from a 8 y/o Raid
What did he mean by this?

>>175296379
>wanting another stealth assassin
>wanting another attack-while-moving
Unironically hang yourself.

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>you are now roommates with your top 4
what do

>>175296516
I didn't play WoW, only WC3
Last I checked he was voiced by Steve Blum

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>No Alarak or Gul'dan announcer pack.

How did Blizzard fuck up this bad?

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>announcer packs
>get excite
>scroll through
>no Nova
>no Li-Ming

whyyyyy

I just want to be told how defeated I am by best firelord

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>>175294093

>>175296336
Ching-Chong is so bad, holy shit. Same with Nova. How is this fucking allowed?

>>175295902
Legion is trying.

>Illidan din du nuffin
>Legendaries
>Titanforging
>10000 years old strong independent woman apparently needs Malfurion and acts like a teenager in the woods
>DH starting zone. We have to sacrifice literally everything
>generic angry voice acting on almost every male antagonist
>Class halls are pointless functionally
>all story quest chains have bullshit fillers "do 5/15/25 world quests."

then why do we command some strong lore characters in the order halls? Liadrin, for instance, is just a henchman whose only fit to slaughter boars in Durotan for our 40k AP token, wew.

Suramar is a zone well done. Good atmosphere, quests have thought behind them and voice acting is on point, although I didn't enjoy the Vinyard woman as much as the other characters.
World quests are decent, but I miss daily hubs.

>>175296492
I have OW in my account

>>175296575
stay mad :)

>>175296584
>>175296680


Announcers in game right now were recorded in Alpha before those heroes were in the game.

They will release more soon to jew up the lootbox pool.

>>175296582
yes they changed it, old voice was 12312312 x better

>>175296379
>another stealhie
>a stealthie with Malf's silence

No.

>>175296267
>Someone suggested picking up the flex bundle because I'm a dota veteran
>Fuck, I always regret listening to people on /vg/
>implying
I saw you on the /v/ thread where this happened. Me and 20 other people told you to get the Assassin bundle and not the Flex bundle.

You didn't listen.

>>175296579
Rape the angel while the panda dies in the corner like the filthy animal that it is, while your boy and Johanna get it on as well.

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>>175294093

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>>175296249
>another stealth hero who bronzies can cry about

>>175295989
That was due to how they changed shadowmoon and the other zones, in the initial demos karabor started off being attacked. Yrel starts off the same but you kind of take her around while she does her priest stuff healing people while you fight orcs, then she realizes she can't just sit in the temple and study her whole life if she wants to really help people.

In WoD shadowmoon, old bladespire and talador were all changed, that's why there stories that kind of just trail off like Ogrim's story of him wanting to kill all draenei then for no stated reason just decides to fight blackhand and dies.

The story in WoD really suffered from how they changed multiple zones midway through completion. That's why instead of getting good cities as well you were shuffled off into the hovels on Ashran because they fucked up so badly with the zone changes they didn't have time for anything else.

>>175296395
What was up with the whole dorito thing?
Was it a marketing operation by frito lay?

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>>175296681
>dirty water drinkers

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>>175296194
I love Anub'arak Obama's voice in Frozen throne. What they've done to it really doesn't jive well with me.

>>175296582
Pretty sure he's voiced by a different guy than even his wow voice. What makes it worse is that Blum already voices Abathur so they just decided not to use him.

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>>175296971

>>175296681
>400

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>175296997

Blizzard fucking lost every single one of their good writers and developers over the course of a single expack. Has anyone given an insider on what the fuck happened between pandaria and warlords?

>>175296395
>caring about what dumb congoers are doing

and the answer is no I don't go to anime conventions. They have historically been a sea of awkward people doing stupid shit, D.va is just the latest in that series.
>>175297024
Something the fandom just applied to her, it started with having Soldier 76 act as her "dad', then it evolved into her being a whiny brat of an 11 year old who chugs mountain dew and doritos for epic gayman culture lul

I mean personally I think it's fucking annoying too but I just avoid pretty much all avenues where I'll see it.

Besides Doritos aren't really that big a thing in South Korea, her room would be more likely to be covered in empty cup noodles than anything.

>>175296579
>Zagara
>Sgt. Hammer
>Nazeebo
>Brightwing
Hammer Hammer, ask zeeb to stop leaving his shrunken heads lying around, tend to the garden with brightwing, and clean up the creep every single day

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>>175296681

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>>175296001
>>175296114
devs once released a screenshot from an early alpha version.

>>175297358
>Has anyone given an insider on what the fuck happened between pandaria and warlords?
Not writing-wise but for example, they fired the warlock developer (the guy in charge of mop lock and the green fire quest) during wod for saying the changes to warlocks were bad and he wanted to change them.

>>175297358
They were gone when they made Garrosh into Hitler. MoP was worse that WoD, and the latter was butchered harder than a lone Jaina.

>>175297358
People didn't like Panda land so now they are trying to fill the game with nostalgia characters like Gul'dan, Grom and Illidan to bring people back.

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>>175290120
>Demon Hunter Maiev

>>175296681
>I had 400 viewers!!!! I'm important!
>Being high ranked in this casual ass game even mattering
>dirty water drinker

this is so fucking funny

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>>175287171
>about to hit 10/10 win streak
>raven bell map
>it's me + morales vs their lucio for heals
>BTFO other team at literally every turn
>soon bells are 40 - 16
>eventually 32 - 3 after we wipe once
>w/e, one more bell and they're toast
>holy shit it's actually happening
>10 OUT OF FUCKING 10 WIN STREAK
>suddenly my team starts dying at every bell
>we don't stop dying no matter what we do
>what are you doing
>what
>what
>no
>stop
>no
>no
>NO
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>STOP STOP STOP

And that's how I became the ass end of another team's Hail Mary story.

>>175296681
>Unsilence me. Immediately.
>I had fucking 400 viewers on twitch yesterday. Fuck off.

Golden.

>dirty water drinkers

I'm dead.

>>175297575
>>175297564
>>175297546

They fucked up so bad that Metzen called it quits.

Nostalgia is all they have left, and it's plain they don't know what these characters were.

>>175296681
lk69 did LITERALLY nothing wrong

What's the most sexy character and why is it Ragnaros?

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>>175297024
forced tumblr meme. They're the fucking worst man. Protoss waifu hero when? I can think of 3-5 decent candidates.

>>175297575
Pandaria numbers weren't any worse than other expacs apart from the peak of WLK, which I think Blizzard cannot reach anymore. Pandaria was both well written and designed and content was delivered on decent pacing up until the long wait for expansion after SoO. Pretty sure people whined about MoP for whining's sake.

>>175297910
Sylvanas definitely, shame she's a bad hero, Demon Hunter Valeera is also breddy gudd.

>>175297512
This looks like a starcraft custom game.

>>175298087
DING DING DING

>>175298047
Their outfits aren't as revealing as Ragnaros his outfit though.

>>175296715
Legion isn't nearly as bad. WoD was the start of the players crying about how the game doesn't jerk them off enough for everything they did so much, so you were labelled a commander then general. WoD story was shit because of how they needed to change it in the middle so a lot of character stories were lost. Legion has more story that is more consistent, not that it's good but it's far better than the basically schizophrenic story of WoD.

All the cut content, terrible nonsensical story and horrible pvp experience especially in Ashran made it by far the worst expansion they've ever done. It seemed more like an expansion where they were testing how much they could get away with not releasing rather than trying to release a good expansion.

>>175297358
The only excuse given was they basically doubled their team size so it was taking them around 6 months to train (a fairly standard training time) them and that was during the development of wod. But they also thought people were going to get orc fatigue since all the changed zones were heavily filled with orcs, so they changed it to have different types of enemies. But by cutting this it made the iron horde look completely ineffectual and non-threatening, then having Grom show up occasionally just to run away made him more of a joke and very inconsistent with his character from the rts.

>>175296579
I would definitely try to work up the courage to ask Li Ming on a date only to get immediately rejected I think.

>>175298087
WOAH REALLY

>>175297024
It's a hyper forced gutter trash meme. Ignore all gremlin posters, this general will probably have them soon. I bet there are a few posters right now with that taint on their hard drive.

>>175298087
DOTA was originally just a Warcraft custom game.

Something is fucking wrong.
In QMs i'm getting only Cursed hollow, towers of doom and infernal shrines.

Anyone else in this stupid loop?

>>175298202
He doesn't even wear pants.

>>175297024
White people forcing their white gamer culture on korean girl.

>>175297984
>trolls
Why'd it have to be trolls? Shit's about pandas, stone Nazis and flaming bufallos and then they give me trolls? Also fuck HoF and every last bug in Pandaria.

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>>175294093

So is Genji just trash? Are any of the Overwatch heroes good for carrying? I wanna git gud

>lose connection
>have to wait an extra 2 minutes to reconnect
???????????????

>>175298361
unironically this.

>>175298451
Zarya and Lucio are high tier
Tracer is good in certain comps/vs certain comps
No idea about Genji but he doesn't look really good, people think he is some kind of Li ming because of the resets but his damage potential is fucking nothing compared to ming.

>>175298451
I've played with someone who is actually good at Genji and he is pretty impressive when played well. So many people just play him like complete trash though, I don't think we can judge him at this early, he definitely seems like an illidan hard to play well, but when you can he's really good.

>>175298367
Trolls had a colony off the coast of Pandaria and they were sexing with Mogu. Pretty sure the story arc was covered in Kunlai Summit quests. I enjoyed Heart of Fear.

>>175298337
Haven't seen mines or dragon either. Seen Temple, Braxis, Ravenshit, Ravenshit vs Nigger, Hanamura, Punishers. Also no angel vs demon map and pirate map.

>>175298451
Genji is mobility out the ass but not much damage. Do not try and 100-0 people and you'll be fine and basically never die

Zarya and Lucio are tier 1, Tracer is by no means bad but doesn't work in all situations

>>175298641
>>175298642
>>175298791
I got Zarya and Tracer but not Lucio unless he's on the F2P rotation

Alexstraza rapes little human boys and girls. Stop her.

>>175298641
>>175298791
Zarya got gutted

Lucio is cool tho

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>>175297024
>>175297454
>>175297932
>>175298271
>all this uninformed bullshit
Mountain Dew and Doritos were trying very hard to market to gamers, and the marketing effort reached a peak when "legitimate video game journalist" Geoff Keighley unironically sat in front of a camera with an altar of Mountain Dew and Doritos to shill. People gave him and the "video game journalism" industry a lot of shit back then. This was a couple years before Gamergate even thought about existing.

From a marketing perspective, Mountain Dew and Doritos succeeded. Everybody now automatically assigns this mental image that every pro gaymer will consume large quantities of Mountain Dew and Doritos on a regular basis.

Gremlin D.Va memes came directly from that.
D.Va is a pro gamer (specifically SC2), and her obnoxiously Twitch streamer personality gave everyone a reason to portray her as a spoiled brat chugging Mountain Dew and Doritos all day.

Now the hilarious part about Gremlin D.Va is that there is a non-trivial quantity of D.Va fans who are soooooooooooo butthurt about their waifu being portrayed this way and lash out at tumblr for not taking their waifu seriously enough.

>>175298087
>>175298281
>game made from SC2 engine
>looks like a custom Starcraft game

>>175298950
why tho?

>All these Genjis running around
>Butcher free week
I suppose its a good time to play Johanna

How long are map rotations?

Mantid hero when

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>sister says she'll play some hots games to get overshit skins
>2 days later she comes back and says she doesnt want the skins any more
>she says it's offensive
>"because they're applying western police to korean"
>i look up korean police
>literally the same except black uniform instead of blue in some pics
>show her pic related
>"It's not the uniform it's what it represents"
Fucking Christ. Guess I'll have to play with /vg/ for my hots mounts and free loot boxes.

>>175299058
Play Hitching Butcher for free Gengu takedowns.

>>175299129
WIND REAVER IS BEST MANTID

>>175299129
KLAXXI HERO WHEN, WAKENER
please god no, I was only kidding

>>175299067

Weekly like everything else

they will likely come off rotation after overshit event

>>175299213
>>175299178
>>175299129
Klaxxi Paragons as hardmode TLV. It was mentioned in /hotsg/ the other day.

>>175299008
Everything you just said does not disprove the fact that it is a hyper forced gutter trash meme.

heroes that need to be nerfed:
malfurion
probius
naz 'muh stacks' eebo

>>175299163

>sjw sibling

im sorry anon

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>>175299008
I hate that guy so much. I think he seems less annoying to Americans because they're so much more desensitised to gratuitous marketing bullshit. His gaming awards ceremony is basically just adverts with a really half-assed, meaningless awards thing wedged in here and there to try to trick idiots into watching hours of ads - and it works!

>>175299178
I WILL CARRY YOU ONE LAST TIME WAKENER, TO YOUR DOOM!

>>175299213
you know you want it

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>>175299008
poor dorito pope

>>175299326
Memes are hyperforced, why so butthurt about this meme?

>>175299326
>it is a hyper forced gutter trash meme
I'm sorry your waifu cannot be taken seriously like Pewdiepie and other wannabe e-celebs.

>>175299354
People were calling Probius bottom tier a few weeks ago
Now everyone is crying for a nerf and saying how top tier he is.

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>>175299415
>I WILL CARRY YOU ONE LAST TIME WAKENER, TO YOUR DOOM!

We had a good run bro...

>>175299326
Are you really that upset over a meme?

>>175299163
>mfw seeing people claim the "south korean police aren't as bad as the USA police so this shouldn't even be a big deal"
>mfw no face because these dipshits have never even lived much less talked or even read news on what goes on in south korea

you can arguably get away with a lot more shit in SK as a cop than USA

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>>175299402
she wants to be a "non binary trans male" too
worst part is she's my twin and i always considered her my best friend but this shit is too much

>>175299698
crushing communist insurgents isn't a bad thing

I think I'm too smart for hots
majority of this playerbase is just on a different wavelength
a much dumber wavelength
>muradin peels for me in the first few fights
>win flawlessly
>he stops peeling for me and i get dove
>start losing really bad
>tell muradin to peel again
>lol but ur damge is low and u have bad talents
if you pick any talents that aren't #1 on hotslogs or if you're not constantly poking to pad damage it apparently means you're bad

>>175299493
She's the opposite of a waifu, I wish all D.va fags would burn with their boring game and stay far away from this one.
>>175299456
Because it's just a mix of chen and that hamster anime. Gremlin posters are the worst. and I don't want them in this general now. They already made me leave overwatch general.

>got a bunch of nice Nova skins
>but Nova is fucking trash and blizzard pretends she doesn't exist

give me a refund

>>175299763
>twin
You have to fuck it out of her
It's the only way
Trust me I too had a twin in a similar situation and that was the only way to save her.

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>>175299886

Forgot your image

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>>175299926
I'm not a incestuous degenerate, also she's ugly

>>175299763
>she wants to be a "non binary trans male" too
kids these days - never satisfied with what they have

>>175299163
>have an older brother who plays overwatch with a group of friends
>don't give a shit about retarded things that people bitch about
>will play host with me to get free stuff from blizz
I feel sorry for you anon.

>>175299163
Gotta love white people infantilising asian people like they are innocent babies or something when they are pretty savage themselves when it comes to cruelty and human rights violations.

>>175299414
>less annoying to Americans because they're so much more desensitised to gratuitous marketing bullshit
Wut. I think you mean people who've never seen what goes behind those marketing schemes.

Twitch people see a lot of this bullshit and they're mostly American

>>175299526
just stupid babies who follow everything the 'pros' say is good

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>>175300074
As an asian i love it. That predisposed image is the siccest mind kontrol

>>175299354
>>175299526
Wait probius is good now?

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>>175299414
He's not a bad guy, he was kind of blindsided with that setup though and he will now forever be the dorito pope. It's not like he controls those setups anyway, he just wants to talk about videogames.

>dies to x
>omfg why is x so op

every time

>>175300371
top hah
>>175300487

>>175300181
No, there are very basic things that are just accepted on US TV that genuinely seem like they're parodies to Europeans. How much they mention brand names in sports commentary, and just randomly talking about a great Dominos pizza they had earlier, bringing a product out from under their desk, and how it's the COKE ZERO ACTION REPLAY WOOHOO THAT'S A REFRESHING HOME RUN!!!

It really seems like a comedian making fun of America in a really over the top way rather than just a regular part of TV. So that kind of stuff has obviously become acceptable in America, just taken as how things are. Remember, in the UK we even have TV channels that have zero adverts.

>>175296579
>Artanis
>Zeratul
>Tassadar
>Jaina

It would be pretty cool. Artanis and Tass would be cicrlejerking about order and unity the whole time though. Zeratul just creeping around, acting all mysterious, but a pretty cool guy to hang out with.

>>175300516
LOL kojima

best dev

>>175300036
So you're ugly as well?

>>175300571
And how US sports have ads every 10 minutes or so. In the UK, sometimes football will have an ad break at half time (45 mins in) and if it's on BBC, it won't have any ads at all.

>>175300571
It happens in TV all over Asia and Europe as well.

>>175300704
obviously, would I be playing hots and posting here if I was normal looking?

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>you will never have a sleepover with lili
> you will never stay up all night watching movies and playing games
>she will never rest her small head against your lap

Why live?

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>>175299902
no refunds, goy!
enjoy your transgender nova!

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>tfw collect my own Essence for the first time
they won't find the bodies right

>>175296579
>Jaina, Chromie, Zeratul, Valla
Clearly what I do is prostate myself before the Fel Queen, earning her approval as I show my submission. The beautiful fel drake revealing her heavy and wet draconic cock, so much warmer than the air around it, it is almost steaming.

>naxxramas map
>four lanes each representing a wing
>each lane has a different objective that'll get lit up to complete
>arachnid lane objective is just a standard kill amount of spiders to unlock Maexxna to run down the lane poisoning everything and targets enemy players with a cocoon
>plague quarter will have both teams dancing for the objective while they fight and whichever team gets the most "survived in area" time will reward 2 random members of the winning team a DoT aura for a set amount of time
>military quarter would have killing razuvious as the objective and requires one member of the team to mind control an npc to fight him while the rest of his team help defend the person using the npc and dps the boss down, winning would unlock 4 horsemen that seek out enemy heroes to attack, each targetting a different hero
>construct quarter would have teams fight both Feugen and Stalagg requiring them both to die within a few seconds of each other, if one team deals the killing blow to both they unlock thaddius to walk down the lane as a boss, but if each team deals a killing blow then gluth spawns and roams the map attacking both teams, killing gluth rewards the team with loadsa exp
>standard trash minions from naxx would act as camps with Sapphiron acting as the boss camp who will travel down the lane spraying frost and auto killing minions in the path as well as rooting enemy heroes
>our boy Kel'Thuzad revealed as the new hero to release along side

Hmm opening with stun on valeera is nice but the damage is crap now, but if i open with ambush the enemy can easily get away before i can blow my load on them so i will never get to use the eviscerate that way, silence is the same shit, so is stun the only viable option?

>>175300807
I'm doing it

>Get 5 randoms together for QM xp farming
>They all leave after 3 games

Why??

>>175300819
Novamaker reminds me of george bush senior

>>175299163
>"because they're applying western police to korean"
What does that even mean?

>>175300928
probably because you suck dick