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nth for Soe
first for sharteezy
>tactical pause
typical NA behavior
>NA spelling
This is fucking dirty
Tinklebirds
>p33
>PiSSery
>Urinat1on
>MoonMicturation
>Leaksa
nth for adderal abuse
OG SHITTERS SURE ARE QUIET LOL
1st for the most legendary carry-mid duo in the History of Dota 2
nice cheating, EG
incredible how these malfunctions always happen at key moments and not in the 80% of the game where it's just casual farming
TRESDIN IS BEST WAIFU
disqualify them desu
dishonest american pigs can't even write in their own language
>>175278272
I enjoyed this post
If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
>zai smashed his keyboard trying to relocate because rtz is such a fucking retard
wej
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>QoP is bad
APOLOGIZE
>it's an ixmike episode
3-22 kills incoming
>>175278214
nth for 3-22
>>175278214
>>>/hotsg/
>le sharteezy
>le pooiverse
>xDD
why are /pol/shits so boring? Every """"""""""joke""""""""" is a variation of cuck or poo. Is it because they're 16 years old?
NA PAUSES
>NA PAUSES
NA PAUSES
>NA PAUSES
NA PAUSES
>NA PAUSES
NA PAUSES
>NA PAUSES
NA PAUSES
>NA PAUSES
>>175278307
sumail is a pakistani guy tho
New to comp Dota 2, are EG the designated scummy cheater team everyone hates?
>>175278296
Well during the action is where you're going to be spamming keys and maybe even pound on them because of adrenaline
>phoenix ult in the face of a troll
EG is 100% losing this fight
>troll coiled
>phoenix still has everything off cooldown
>duel already used
>>175278378
16 is being generous
why the fuck is this shit acceptable
Hmmm what a convenient keyboard breaking
Wow how did that work out so well for EG after the pause :^)
>>175278391
yes
just gg out already
>>175278378
POO
>>175278421
-/d2g/
>>175278272
underrated post
>>175278378
uniturds
people still think TB is good just because they got 2nd at TI one yaer ago
>>175278391
nah, they're the American team everyone hates for being better than the euros
>thIS MIGHT EASILY BE THE GRAND FINAL MATCHUP
tobi...
>>175278421
You know that Beastmaster died before the fight even started right
>>175278339
for what, calling arteezy shit? did you watch him throw his aegis away and do virtually nothing except hit R this game while universe and sumail carried him?
>about to lose aegis and almost throw the game
TIME TO USE THE PANIC KEY BOYS
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL ALLOWED
Remember not too while ago when troll was literally picked 0 times? What happened?
>>175278421
>3-24
>>175278410
HAHA U type like EG players!
>>175278421
lulkek
>>175278378
shartour and Sh1t is accurate
Sumail Zai and Universe are god tier
Finally the stars aligned and gave us a Tobi-Synd cast and the games are shit and quick.
>>175278391
They are now. That was actually the most disgusting use of a tactical pause ever seen in a competitive match.
>wont get to see puppan destroy thundershits
>kebyoard broke
it was a tactical pause
they were pinging and scouting during the pause like the cheating niggers they are
>>175278421
wait
is EE REALLY COACH IN TB?
>these net worths
>>175278570
you mean that patch with the holy triumvirate of mom skadi sny where if you lost a teamfight you lost t2, t3 and rax at midgame
>>175278607
It's my time to shine!
Without that tactical pause this game would have been turned around right now.
Fucking disgusting pause abuse needs to be stopped.
Tinklebirds
>p33
>PiSSery
>Urinat1on
>MoonMicturation
>Leaksa
>draft a winning/slightly even matchup in favor of Puck
>he still manages to blow it
what the fuck is wrong with this shitter? does he not know how to play the matchup?
oh boy... the medusa manta is REALLY gonna turn this around
>>175278609
seeing him destroy eg will be even better
>TB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHEATING BASTARDS!
>thunderbirds weren't scouting during pause
>it's illegal to plan things during a pause
>mechanical failures should be a dq
is this how euros sleep at night?
well that was embarrassing
sry my hat fell off
>valve production
>((((DAAAAAAAAAAMN))))
>>175278298
who this?
wow almost forgot to mute the stream in time for the panel
>this audio
lmao wtf is going on
>euros pick medusa
>lose somehow
wow
>>175278596
doesn't matter if it's accurate or not
it's an awful attempt at humor.
>Moonmeander is a "professional" dota player
uuuuhm?
>slav production
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
>no one on EG died in the last 20 minutes
jesus
>doubting
you know who's winning TI7
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON WHERE YOU FIND THIS
>thundershits
>>175278626
So what happens when the technician comes in and realizes the keyboard is fine? Do you dotards even think?
>they were pinging and scouting during the pause
As if TB weren't doing the same.
>>GAMES SO FAST VALVE CLONED TOBI AND SYND TO CAST AGAIN
BASED
Obligatory Scientists baffled pic.
This is what happens when you let EE coach you.
EE HATE THREAD NOW
FUCK EE MADE OUR GUYS TB LOSE
>>175278790
>he wasn't here for TI5 hub
What is he thinking right now?
>>175278648
yes
he coached them for this event and this event alone.
big surprise that they were top 4 in last major, won esl, ect then go out in last now that ee is giving them ideas
What was that audio?
>>175278797
>also picked puck
>and got annihilated by qop mid
>>175278815
OG?
Game 1 moon singlehandedly lost them the game
Game 2 everyone literally on chokecide watch
ok sleep time
no way secret will lose to brazil
Reminder that EG is a Reddit team
>yfw Kiev cheers Navi in front of Puppan
This was EE's master plan to get MoonMeander kicked from TB so he can replace MSS. He is LIGHT YEARS ahead of all you fucking plebs.
soz my nose itched
>>175278864
Everything EE touches turns to absolute lowest tier dog shit.
BASED EURO-EG
WE DID IT GUYS!
>>175278671
>Medusa lost to a fucking LC even in a trilane
>Troll destroyed Moon
>w33
They lost 10 mins into the game, accept it
that was the worst phoenix ive ever fucking seen
>NA teams are so shit that even NA teams can trash them
>>175278709
w33tard's adderal wore off while Sumail took a hyperdose.
>>175278841
3-2 EG - IG
OG loses to IG in Loser's final. Screenshot this.
>>175278880
that doesn't answer the question
When are the good games on
>>175278880
I still have no clue what thpse two whores were doing there
>>175278864
obviously even a coach as smart as ee can't salvage an already crumbling team
>linkens Midas manta
These item builds are atrocious from TB
>>175278979
tomorrow
damn.......
holy shit, I'm leaking precum
>>175278881
>>175278864
>I didn't fuck up
>>175278790
Legion Commander
>>175278128
it's not fair if eg can turn super saiyan and the other teams can't
>>175278980
other girl was literally invited by 2gd because he's a thirsty man
don't know about the girl in blue tho
>memepush is ded
- /d2g/
TIME TO WATCH EL PRESIDENT EXECUTE SOME SHITSKINS
>>175278968
>loser's final
?
>>175278906
>OG
hahahahahahhaha
>>175278980
James didn't want it to be a sausagefest
>>175278790
Transsexual Justin Bieber
>tactical pause
>abusing unintended press the attack synergy with tether heal share
If this is what it took for EG to beat a Tier 2 NA team, they have no chance against secrets.
Thunderbirds definitely shouldn't get a free win, because they were going to lose no matter what, but that tactical pause was complete horseshit, and if it was in a closer game there would be serious calls for disqualification.
5x more suspicious than the puppey pause, at a 3x more serious game.
pause my chair rolled back
>>175278913
theres no way a filipino stack will take out OG -- ti6
>>175279017
>leaking precum
does this actually happen or its just a meme? I always hear this but it never happens to me.
Someone post the video with EE please
MERLNI LITERALLY OPENLY TELLING SPONSORS TO STAY AWAY FROM SHITBIRDS LMFAO
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>175278931
hes gonna get w33 and moon at the same time
So Na'Vi is going to poach Reso right?
>cheat sheet
>tactical pause
man fuck these metrosexuals
>>175278880
worst hub ever
the only good one was ti4 hub
I am only moderately upset that EE FUCKING BAFFLED MY TEAM
>>175279087
the president of estonia will save us from the shartour menace
>>175279114
put a dildo up your ass and be amazed
>>175279114
there's something wrong with your dick if you don't have precum anon
>>175279101
>>abusing unintended press the attack synergy with tether heal share
wot
>>175278980
yeah why didn't they host a hub full of uncharismatic fat NA pubstars like BTS
>>175279040
Isn't that a hero in the game? That's not the name of the person
>EG needing a tactical pause when they're already ahead and in a 4v5 because Beastmaster was dead before Arteezy took any damage
Liquid - VP
OG - EG
VP - EG
VP champions
>>175278881
>this must somehow be puppey's fault
>secret vs literally whos
>>175279134
Ahahhaah, based Wu.
I had a hearty kek when he went on and out about how they failed then for 2s says 'but it was a tough first round'.
>>175279093
>gaymes
>euroshits mad because a someone used a mechanic in the game to win
I bet 5€ against Secret, if they lose I could actually but a t2 team
>just pick luna and puck boys what could go wrong
>>175279187
That honor goes to TI6 hub. They're getting worse by the year at an exponential rate.
>>175279134
merlini low key hates moonmeander because moon trashes him in NA pubs all of the time.
>>175279269
EG won't go that far, and if they do they'll beat VP like they always do. They literally have like a 15-1 record against them going back all the way to 2014.
>>175279161
>reso is basically heir to xboct
>goes to navi and leads them into a new golden age of full retard carry plays
It's possible
>watch shitcraft
>2 minutes at most between games 5 minutes between series
>watch shota 2
>1 hour between every singgle game 3 hours between every series
i fucking hate nu-dota
tfw no sheever GF
>>175279101
>heal the io
>he shares the heal
>BUG ABUUUUUUUUSE
>>175278845
TB had the drop on them and EG had people out of position. TB could gain VERY little by an unfortunate pause at that moment. EG definitely did benefit enormously. Not like they even needed it though. It's unlikely the game could've turned, and the optimal fight there for TB was lose 2-3, kill 2, escape with a bit of a comeback gold swing.
Can Euro-EG win this tournament?
>>175279093
>tfw ywn pork the porker on the left
feels bad man
>>175279292
>americans think pause is a game mechanic
>>175279228
It's a bug, just like centaur return working on illusions.
You can expect icefrog to remove it next minor patch.
Io is not supposed to be viable.
wow crit can keep an eye contact with other people quite well
I cant look someones eyes for no more than like half a second.
wow, an actual good interview
take notes s4
>>175279408
>taking shittershattered euro whining seriously
>>175279134
srsly wtf, that wasnt even subtle
>>175279387
>shota 2
Valeu pela força, Cr1t!!
>>175279423
>Can Sharteezy win a big tournament
you already know the answer
>>175279365
who will be their puppey?
>>175279125
PLEASE RESPOND
i cant find it
>>175279014
8/10 album
Viper pick when?
>>175279410
>TB had the drop on EG
Except Beastmaster died before anything happened
>>175279459
god this butthurt is incredible
how was centaur illusion return "a bug"
>>175279462
can you keep eye contact with yourself through a mirror?
>>175279505
what if RTZ gets injured and Fear has to sub in?
>>175279459
how is that a bug? the point of tether is to give the heal/attack speed effects of IO ?
>>175279459
>tether shares all regen
>press the attack gives regen
>tether shares press the attack
>bug
lul
>>175279507
if sonneiko could conquer his autism and stop being a shithead he'd be a great drafter and captain
>>175279489
>>175279289
what did he say?
>that censor
kek
>that blur
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE SHOWING HIS BALLS
>>175279134
I MISSED
BASED KINGRD LMAO
????????????????????????????
umm dotards this is really gay
>>175279093
tfw Sexy "Alan" Bamboe fucked the awkward girl in the red dress
>that censorship
uh... guys?
Is this a homo episode?
KingRD got some DSL
WTF HAPPENED?
>just letting it all hang out
fucking subhumans
RTZ GOD
a-am I gay now? Did watching that make me homo?
>>175279269
>EG beating OG
Why are dotards so gay? wtf
>censoring artour's dong
>>175279563
>>175279408
You faggots are so new and so quick to jump at people's throats that you miss obvious jokes.
Centaur Return working on illusions was called a bug in patch notes. Anything icefrog doesn't like is a bug, and only Europe and China can win tournaments.
someone post webm of blur pls
>>175279614
>"They are looking for sponsors, it's going to be hard to find any when you say 'Oh, we got tied for last place on the Major and our last LAN win was in January.' " , something like that.
>try to relax
>a literal clown is nagging in your ear with his high-pitched voice
IM FUCKING DYING MY SIDES ARE GONE
wtf
d2gay
>>175279710
dotapit
>>175279351
actually the worst hub was the TI4 American hub
TI4 GD hub had cute waifus chatting, bros playing games, pro players and fun commentary
TI4 BTS hub had amerilards sniffing balls under that one blanket that Zyori always uncomfortably shared with people and a depressed Synderen
>>175279689
thats every episode of fota 2
>>175279735
>hahahaha hey look guys im just joking!!!
here's a (You)
>>175279365
I miss XBOCT so much it hurts.
why are you so gay dotards
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING FUCKKKKK
who's playing next?
DEE TOO GAY
wtf am I gay now?
>there's edge lords on here who don't like slack segments
oh god I'm getting flashbacks
brazil is THICC
someone post webm of cr1t's failed handshake
>>175279458
>be in game
>press a key
>the game responds
>"FUCKING CHESTERS"
I'm glad I'm watching the games in client and don't have to deal with the reddit panel making reddit jokes.
>>175279387
>dota wasn't a delay shitfest from the begging of time
Go away newfag
>>175279581
ye but it gets really awkward.
that SG guy looks like one of the bogdanoff brothers
>>175279810
that big $139,860 prize purse tournament
>SHARTEEZY
what the fuck is artours problem
>>175279923
adderal withdrawals
>>175279825
I don't work for (You)s they just come to me.
ARTOUR IS /OURGUY/
i guess they're pandering to homosexuals
>Shartour and Sh1t
Im still waiting for someone to name a more iconic duo
guys do you think artour shaves uwu
>>175279882
i hate old dota as well
just hate nu dota a little bit more
ourtz
>Arteezy has to go to the bathroom
SHARTEEZY
>>175279987
>Shartour
>our guy
hahaha, maybe if he could actually pull his own weight and stop getting carried by a teenager
>>175279871
damn envy gf is as pure as human female can be
>>175279923
What did he even say? I didn't quite understand the joke
>tfw your hatred for slacks segments has lowered over the years
I need to look at some truly terrible shit to revitalize myself
>>175279871
wtf why do gooks hate thighs now?
>>175280030
>SHARTEEZY
someone explain this
>>175280015
im pretty sure hes not a limpwristed faggot like you
>>175280017
did he died??
is this the first time these brazilians have been in a building with electricty and running water?
>>175279850
Secret vs brazilians
Secret has actually looked like a good team, first time in like a year
>>175280017
is this real?
>Try to convince my League of Legends playing friends to try Dota 2
>They decide to check out Kiev Major
>All this gay shit
League has cute girls, what does Dota have?
>>175279365
I miss when XBOCT goes full suicidal just for the kills and prevails everytime
>>175280091
shart
in
mart
>>175280030
XD!
upboated!
>>175280017
>when u nut but she still succin
>>175280157
looks fake af to me
>>175280091
its just /pol/ forcing literal shit memes
>>175280017
fake and gay
>>175280160
a better game
>>175280056
;_;
I FUCKING MISSED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175280157
Yes, it's called Islamic State
>>175280160
gay shit
sheever
>>175280160
hot guys and masculine, real men, you faggot
>>175280017
fake and kys
why cant we have a qualifying spot
imagine the shitshow if secret lost against brazilians
>>175280196
>t. specialist in close range executions via shotgun
Why did I know it would all be downhill after the VP game? Today has been some of the worst Dota I've seen since TI6.
>casters and panel use gamertags to refer to eachother
>not there real fucking names
dotards?
>>175280017
wew lad
wtf im gay now
>>175280125
>>175280157
>>175280017
Non-Americans take note, if you have to wonder why Trump won, our media thought these hollywood ISIS videos were real, among other gullibility.
>>175280132
its the first time they've gone to a building made out of bricks and has covered roofs
>>175280162
>chase you under tower
>kills you
>kills your tower too
Damn, I miss Navi
>>175280276
this is the only reason I'm rooting for the hues
also they're probably nice people
Team Random - Chinese
Newbee - Chinese
Team VGJ - Chinese
iG Vitality - Chinese
Invictus Gaming - Chinese
OG - EU
Mousesports - Greek (EU)
Team Liquid - EU
Thunderbirds - EU
Team Secret - EU
Virtus Pro - CIS (EU)
Team Faceless - Singaporean (SEA)
TNC Pro Team - Filipino (SEA)
Evil Geniuses - International
Digital Chaos - NA
SG esports - Brazilian (SA)
Is NA as a region finally dead?
>>175280307
>tfw the games are all awful
>still need to watch them all day for my prediction points
kill me
>>175280308
redeye tries his best to use real names unless the others ask him not to
>>175280308
>there
schoollets?
>>175280160
sheever is objectively a 9/10, 10/10 for some people but objectively a 9/10
>>175280308
well this is a game for autistic manchildren who treat their 20's as an extension of their adolescence sooooo yeah.
>>175280294
well I have shot with a shotgun so theres that
I even got a medal for it once.
Someone post the blur pls ;_;
>>175280308
>there
HAHA FUCKING OWNED DOTARD
>>175280364
>hues
>nice people
agree on the first point
remember, no phones
>>175278128
The third age of Dota (2017 - ?)
>>175280471
our lords and saviors eg said it so it must be true
>>175280364
Since it's e-sports they're probably not favela monkeys so maybe?
>>175280372
>OG
>not international
>DC
>not international
>EG
>not NA
shit list
>secret crushes group stages
Hmmmm where have I seen this before....
>>175280372
>Islamquid
>SEAcret
>O"Chinksrael"G
I'm not sure this is the hill you want to die on
Is Ioannis "Fogged" Lucas a good panelist?
Reminder this man is feeding info directly into cr1t's brain, EG can't lose anymore
desu midjuan is probably my favourite player
i know someone here record it, post the blur now~~
SAY IT WITH ME: PRESIDENT __ ___________
>>175280621
Yes.
>>175280536
But I can't post on my computer from work...
guys when did secret play?
I thought they were supposed to play now
why does the bracket say they play EG tomorrow?
>>175279923
life
lets go puppey
give me a meme pick
huskar or something
>puppey clenches his fists
>>175280650
LE PEN
>>175280576
>OG
>majority EU players
>DC
>majority NA players
>EG
>no majority
ok burger
HOLY SHIT HES BIG
>>175280753
3 NA players
hm
>>175280751
uhm, racist much? not gonna fly here honey!
Delusional Little Faggots better run
>waving flags
BANNED
>>175280778
UUUU
>>175280638
no they combined consciousness to create Creeppd, the ultimate drafter. the ppd playing gwent all day is a fake
>>175280621
at least he doesn't have a fucking purple mohawk seriously wasn't valve trying to shape up and appear professional instead of like a bunch of juvenile nerds?
>>175280751
SAY IT AFTER ME
MADAM
PRESIDENT
>>175280812
uhm misogynist much?? :/
jajajajajajja
>>175280135
> Secret has actually looked like a good team, first time in like a year
>Last yaer
> Puppey/PLD/w33 had to play 2 levels above everyone else JUUUST to keep Envy from throwing
>Good
Envy-Secret was a trainwreck.
They did well in general, but with a normal carry player they would be at least top4 at TI
>>175280650
DRUMPF LMAO
>>175280621
I hated him as a player, but he's pretty based on panels
>Not a single cap for the Brazilians
B I G
G U Y
GUYS PLSSSS I NEED TO SEE THE BLUR ;____________;
>>175280851
>>175280865
When it comes to spanish and portugues speaking countries south of the US, rich people are white, poor people are brown, poorer people are black.
Is it time?
someone hit me with the link, or that picture that explains how to livestream without ads. New computer here
pieliede is my waifu
>>175280810
>sumail
>NA
um...
>>175280967
get adblock nigger
haha loool
>>175280987
you're right I forgot he lives in a pakistani hut and isn't a US citizen
>>175280871
MADAM(N) PRESIDENT
>>175280967
just use livestreamer
>>175280963
The Delusional Little Faggot, hand him over
>>175280954
>rich people white
>poor poeple brown
>poorer people black
like pottery
lmdFAO pieliedie raising his voice
just WHY do they make these nerds strike poses? is it so hard to be a little subtle? they've been doing this shit since broodwar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPQHdyTNgxw
will /our guy/ win his 4th major?
>>175280987
The USA owns the moon, hence any flag with a moon in it is part of the USA.
>>175281041
It's okay, I'm sure you won't forget from now on.
>>175280954
you mean like everywhere else in the world
>>175280650
KEK WILDERS IT
>>175281041
>pakistani hut
even worse, he's lived in chicago for the last 3-4 years
PIE IS CUTE
>>175280967
>>175281097
yeah link pls.
>pld actualy sharing internal stuff
waow
>>175281051
LETS GO
>>175280967
Have you tried using Google?
>doesn't want to say theCoon
???
lmao EE
>>175281223
yeah holy shit pld giving sheever a harder hitting interview than I think she was expecting
>>175280439
>trump was in the crowd supporting eg
>in kiev
russians hacked thunderbirds confirmed
>>175281146
>moon
that's an ass cheek shitting on the ground, as it's traditional in their country.
>>175281195
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
>>175281195
5/10 wouldn't bang
>>175278294
why is sumail wearing a cross lol
>>175281145
I wonder how many more he has to win before he stops falling for honeypots
Say My Name
wow i thought pld was envy level autistic but he can actually speak pretty well
>>175281195
BRUHAHA
>>175281301
>being part of the USA is a tradition in the USA
Yeah, that's my point.
>>175281345
Pupper
>>175281345
clement "doggo" ivanov
>>175281345
PRESIDENT
OF
ESTONIA
>>175281345
MADAM
>>175281256
i cant find it cos im new and retarded help pls
>>175280967
install gentoo
sudo emerge youtube-dl mpv
mpv twitch tv/dotamajor
>>175281345
poopey
>>175281345
Clement Ivanov
Damn this story is pretty sad.
>>175281345
Eesti Vabariigi President
>>175281345
Mr. President
EE fans, how will we cope when Pupshit wins his second major? I can't handle it, I'm literally SHAKING at the fucking thought..
>>175281345DELUSIONALLITTLEFAGGOT
>>175281345
president of estonia
>>175281247
MY NIGGA
>>175281247
achievable natty?
>>175281345
EL PRESIDENTE
>>175281446
Nothing will ever reach the pathos of this
>>175281345
C L E M E N T I N A T O R
pie is my ideal for support player
hope he does well
>>175281345
futuregemTDchampion
>>175281476
>EE fans
stop falseflagging
>>175281345
#MyPresident
>>175281247
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>go afk for like 5-10 min
>this shit is still running
>>175281345
Puppey and Secret at qualifiers. Puppey on the island
>>175281345
Kawaii
>>175281267
>swede
political correctness is really strong in the Emirate of al-Sued
PLD is so wise. I love the guy.
>>175281514
thisxfailure every day
Is pld puppey's mindbroken cumdumpster
START
THE
FUCKING
GAMES
>>175281651
>pld
>swede
????
>>175281683
pls tell me what the hell I am looking at here
>>175281704
yes
>>175281476
kek
get used to it
Secret are the heroes we deserve and will send these shitters back home
>>175281345
DRUMPF
Pie is revealing way too much personal shit wtf
>>175281746
A first generation android.
>>175281704
Always has been
>>175281345
HARDWARE QA EXPART AND 1 V 1 CAGE FIGHTER
>>175281683
This is some Giger shit
>>175281746
Soemone post the vid of the chick doing the same thing with the towel on
her pussy shows in the vid three times
>>175280017
What was it
Does PLD have aspergers?
pld sounded like someone trapped in an abusive relationship real talk
does anyone think pieliedie is secretly a psychopath?
>>175281812
>bone7 asscrack
>weatherman segment already canceled after day 1
Is there anyone who can stop MidOne?
>>175281812
i miss dendi :(
>>175281906
Guy getting executed with a shotgun close range by ISIS
>>175281920
hes literally the only person who said anything interesting in any of the interviews
>>175281931
>>175281920
he clearly has chronic depression
he fucking hates dota
>>175281906
Actual sheever blowjob webm with ODPixel
can someone kill indian anti mage? i want purge back
>>175282021
Wasn't pie homeless at one point and esports literally saved his life?
>>175281945
aui is better at panel and rose is shit at both, just bring back purge to the table
>>175281906
Pugna being lewd
>>175281906
a pretty good execution shot from an indie movie
Where are all the random facts from Nahaz?
>>175281945
Doesn't work with nervous stuttering spergs doing it lmao
easy way to know if you're a shitter.
>>175281906
pink pussy :)
Who is this smelly curry Indian motherfucker?
>>175282034
Did ODpixel get a blow job or give one to Sheever
>>175281987
>shotgun
That was an aa gun, m8
>>175281945
>players defending the PurgeGamers brand
LIQUID VS SECRET WHEN???????
>>175282124
Tiny isn't meta anyway so it doesn't matter
Does anyone remember that video of Sheever being BROWN'd by Bulba at an after-party where ODPixel was nowhere to be found? I remember it was PPD that posted it but he might've removed it because there was some backslash from people.
>>175282173
Is it a blowjob if he was sucking her thick veiny clit?
>>175281714
r u rtrd?
>>175282175
>reddit tier joke
>redditspacing
rly maeks u think huh
>>175281345
KLUMP
why is 1437 so horribly unlikeable?
was all in all 7.00 a failure?
would icefrog ever revert the game back to an earlier patch go on from there?
Trivia: When pieliedie practiced for shanghai he was homeless and broke. With their first paycheck puppey bought a car, pieliedie bought a hot meal.
>tfw enigma is meta again
>>175282215
whats the context?
>>175282173
give
>>175282280
hes canadian
>"pull out the arc warden against hues" episode incoming
>>175282230
Holy shit I fucking found it
https://coub.com/view/cknci
>ODPixel on suicide watch
>>175282380
lol no
he's a streetshitter
tin man battle plan first pick what the fug
>>175282380
>Sivatheeban
>Sivanathapillai
sure sounds Canadian to me
>live in kiev
>trying to buy tickets for major
>all sold out in first hour
>mkay I guess
>watching stream
>50% of arena is empy
I am fucking mad, I am so fucking mad.
>They don't really want to lose right now
Great analysis
>>175282457
How come Valve stuff always ends up 200x times worse than the initial artwork?
>>175282418
ewww that's gross. why would you want to sniff her butt...
someone post the PLD + Puppey meme with the 50 min bounty rune
>>175282257
who's joking?
does anyone else find 1437 aka rose really annoying and obnoxious to listen to?
>>175282373
NEWFAGS NEED NOT APPLY
>>175282124
i hope you realize that was the only good option for a good 4-5 years
>Clock and Kunkka first picks
It's impossible not to root for these guys, holy fuck
EIGHT BELLS AND ALL'S WELL
>>175282353
valve should offer cosplayers workshops at TI to teach them all to do this in sync during the final
>>175282173
>you'll never nut on her horse face
>>175282567
because they replaced their original artist, terrorblade was the new guy's first hero. Notice how design in general has taken a nosedive since.
>>175282373
Literally how new?1437/Rose + Puppey leaked chat
>>175282597
Literally everybody does
>>175282554
Try posting on reddit
KUNUKA-GA!
>>175282514
reported
>>175282554
People are leaving if no slavs are playing, and many people are going to autograph sessions
Arena was packed for the VP game
give me ONE meme pick puppey cmon
>>175282667
>tfw mommy sheever will never punish you with her futa horsecock
naix was a 10 times better pick here
>two anime avatars
>the same faggot in both anime avatars
yeah BRs are gonna get trashed
Brazilian draft is gonna be fun atleast.
>>175282554
It's because they allowed people to buy multiple tickets
At least the ticket touts are losing out
it is rumored that odpixel has a big dick
can anyone confirm?
ench incoming?
>>175280692
wrong thread buddy.
>>/mhg/
>>175282761
nyx?
>>175282802
it was very normal sized, a little large for his height maybe
>>175282802
10.2
>>175282802
sheever looks like a size queen 2bh
>>175282554
Arena was pretty packed yesterday, today's games are pretty boring
>>175282802
you mean sheever right
CHEN INCOMING?
Take this Indian back to his shitting street please
>>175282526
>>175282540
>what is immigration
his accent is 100% leaf
>>175282728
why would you stay for this game, it's almost 10 PM there, especially if you know that hues most certainly will lose to secret
>>175282802
Yes I can confirm!
>Secret gets a free pass against some fucking BRs.
>OG has to face off against Wings.
Uh?
>4 fucking puppey hero bans
what
>>175282909
I want to ride Sheever's horsecock.
Hey guys I've been away from dota for a while. What team is EE playing on in this major?
>>175282937
>Secret finishes 1st in groups
>OG doesn't
Step aside ODPixel.
>>175282926
hello pajeet
shat in any street today?
>>175282937
>Implying SG isn't better than Wings at this point
They're disbanding after this anyway.
>gooddisraptor
>baddisraptor
DIME FER MEMES :------DDDDD
>>175282998
team Coach
>>175282998
>>175282998
Turdbirds
>>175282937
BRs are unironically better than said wings
>>175282998
he was coach for thunderbirds (ex-DC), they are already out
>Tusk pick against clockwerk, kunkka and disruptor
I actually really, really, REALLY like this pick.
Did they put all 5 girls in the first few rows?
>>175283037
1437 is Sri Lankan
explain to me this ODpixel and sheever meme
>>175282998
i really really like this post
YOU FILTHY INDIAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>175283026
>>175283128
it only looks like there are 5 people in the crowd total
>All those empty seats at a "Major"
maybe it's time to downsize a little dotards
>>175283026
kek
>>175283026
BULBAD
Secret is getting eliminated by the BRs.
Screenshot this post.
>>175283138
so a southern pajeet
>>175283196
the crowd went home because Reso got dropped, and VP aren't playing today.
>>175283196
blame Na'vi for not qualifying
>>175283141
They've been dating for the last 18 months
>>175282802
He's actually pretty regular. However I've heard from insider sources that he wears a bad dragon sheath whenever he and sheever and fucking
>>175283026
LITTLE
BROWN
BUCK
>>175283026
the eternal Anglos better find a way to defend this shit fast
CUTE GIRL
>>175283196
The room was full when V.P was playing. Nobody wants to see Secret stomp some irrelevant team.
>>175283128
it's natural behaviour for women to place themselves in the limelight
That redhead looks like she takes it up the shitter like a fucking champion.
I'd like to test this hypothesis.
>>175283196
its just a beta
>>175283141
They are very rarely seen apart. They casted Secrets OQ run together from OD's home.
>slavs not staying to watch BRs get btfo
Guess crowd was too salty reso lost, lliterally 95% people from last game just up and left
AN
ABSOULUTE
QT
I hope they can cheese them with Alch or Naga
>>175283373
QUICK SPRINT
>>175283196
it's almost 10 PM in Kiev you retarded fuck
Why are dotards so gay?
>>175283128
>all 5
NA math LUL
>>175283026
DELETE THIS
>>175282937
People are still gonna complain that OG had an "easy route" when they win the entire thing
>actual attractive female
Wtf why are the russians so much better than us americans??
>>175283394
it's not in her nose is it?
>>175279661
What pro was it that said Bamboe gets more pussy than anyone in the dota 2 scene? Someone said he gets laid a fucking ton apparently.
>>175283373
Solid 7
How did brzil do in the group stages btw
>>175283381
I don't think hues can micro so no Naga cheese is going to happen.
>>175283373
ENDURANCE RUN
>>175283373
cameraman on point, scouting all the qts in the audience
>>175283406
source now pls
>SLAVS GET CUTIES LIKE THIS
>WE GET FAT GOLD DIGGERS WHO DEMAND SPECIAL TREATMENT
It's not fair bros! I feel like going in between the planes and never coming back.
>>175283026
the only lasso he can hit
JEW LUL banned
>>175283196
Its 10pm in Kiev, and its Secret stomping a no name team
>>175283406
>says the fag
>LD
I thought this guy quit Dota?
>>175283373
>tfw just live in a shitty west european country with basic bitch normie roasties
>tfw no slavic gf
>>175283406
I'm gay for u, cutie
>another jew cast
why does this faggot still gets jobs at Major event when he hasn't played Dota for at least 4 years and switched to Overwatch pretty much
>>175283542
he just expanded his shekel empire
>>175283373
looks like a slut desu
>>175283394
Proff that this is a terrible meme and half the people posting it don't even get it
>>175283542
Why quit when there's money goy?
>JEW LUL banned
>>175283512
You can literally get an ez slav girl if you travel to russia/ukraine whatever slavshit country you prefer
She'll say yes to anything you ask if you tell her you're from murrica
They want to get out of that country. not stay there
>>175283512
>he thinks slavic sluts are not ultimate gold diggers
oh boy
yeah I'm not going to bother with this
>casted more Overwatch than Dota in the last year
>dropped dota from his tag
>still gets premium major casting spots
Must be good being one of god's chosen people
>>175283558
that is clearly a whore you tard
>>175283512
are those eyebrow tattoos?
>>175283609
Sluts > all
>>175281145
Of course
GG
>they are going to broadcast a live rapefest
based Valve
completely missed all the games
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>175283609
>>175283692
>Attractive females MUST be whores
Hello American Roasties, how far are you through that icecream bucket?
shit
>pause the second he starts getting ganked
yeah nice job BR
mouse is not stopped working
>EG ruined my perfect predictions
FUCK YOU SHARTOUR
FUCK YOU SH1T
FUCK YOU ZAIRREAH
FUCK YOU UNITURD
FUCK YOU POOMAIL
>>175283780
post the full image please
>shit
>>175283803
Should have been here when EG stomped the shit out of Thunderbirds, but that's not really saying much
>le puppey pause
>>175283824
>candy hair
>facial piercings
she may not be a whore, but she sure looks like one
NOT the warrun
>>175283870
why did he pause then :^)
>shit
>>175283824
>bright hair coloration
>marker eyebrows
>lip piercing
based retardbro
MP is so hot.
im a girl btw
>>175283919
that's just being artsy, her clothing is modest
is Kips our girl?
>BRs spamming taunts
fucking monkeys
>>175283975
>whiteknighting in this day and age
>SA were given a free slot despite being worse than NA
Justify this shit
>>175283952
ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175283952
plz b london
>>175283026
undeniable proof that bulba is /ourguy/
>>175283997
>girl
>>175283997
we need to keep girls (female) OUT of the gulag
>>175283975
>"black belt at blowjobs" necklace
>"looks like a schoolgirl" dress
Yeah, modest.
>>175283672
yes but they arent obese civilization wreckers so theyre just normal gold digging women as they have always been
>>175283952
were you born a girl?
>>175283512
those eyebrows look like streaks of grease
>>175283975
it's more kitsch than art
>>175283997
>literally 2k mmr and getting paid to "coach" tier 1 Dota 2 teams left and right because "lol girls are useful too!!!!11"
>>175283896
>>>/aco/1354293
for you ;3
>>175283975
>>175283997
4Head
kek, hue monkeys getting dicked
Please stop talking about women , it's making me think you guys are all autistic virgins
>>175284248
theyre incels
>>175284115
yes ;3
>>175284248
we're talking about girls(male)
>>175284150
>you need good MMR to "coach" some dotards between games
She just needs a couple of kneecaps.
>>175284156
thanks
>>175284248
leave
>>175284248
Am I a virgin if I've eaten a girl out?
really midone?
Not even fun match to watch. SG should not be in the major at all.
>>175284350
No it means you're a grade A cuck
lmao shitone
>>175284350
no
you're a cuck
that's even worse
>>175284350
yes, you need to lick the butthole silly boy
>>175284346
Uboated xD
Surely Valve won't allow South American monkeys to attend another Major after this right?
>>175284350
Only if you got an std from it
>>175284346
put me in the /r/dota2 screenshot
>>175284350
That's possibly the most betacuck thing you can do
>>175284346
upvoted Xd
>>175284350
unfortunately yes, anon
SUBHUMANS BTFO
>put SA qualifiers for this
never again please valve
>>175284350
if you didn't get serviced in return, you're a massive cuck
>>175284346
fuggun ebig :-DDDDD
PERKELELELE
Next year EE is going to compete in south america for the easy major spotand he'll still fail to make it
>>175284420
>>175284437
>>175284392
>mad that my wife let me eat her out
stay mad
>most promising series is a total shitstomp
>last series of the day involves literally HUEs
>gotta work the entirety of the weekend so I won't be able to catch any games
Just end me now
>>175284580
>let me eat her out
>let me
Is this the new "wife's son" meme?
>>175284530
I did but I didn't like it. I don't even like thinking about getting my dick sucked desu
How did this SG team even qualify
>9.5k mmr
can anyone stop this man?
>>175283282
>>175283371
Oh I understand, thank you
Jesus christ
>>175284580
Holy shit this giga autist making shit up.You're making it worse senpai
>walking in the warlock's trap
nigga what
Game feels like a kid fighting his dad
h o t h e a d
>>175284701
no one
>>175284681
are you a girl(male)
>>175284526
Why are most leftists manlets with no muscle?
Today has been shit-tier compared to yesterday
>>175284769
I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!
>we want the subhuman audience -valve
What did they mean by this?
Buckle up OGcucks
>5-14
is puppan throwing the hues a bone?
B R A Z I L
R
A
Z
I
L
>diving brazilians on the main stage
lol
The alchs doing better than abed did in their final game at least
>>175284812
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
Ember has 1k more the alc
Welp
>>175283401
>>175283532
It's friday.
>brazil
>>175284812
White people have never played dota.
Dota has always been more popular in russia, china, SEA and SA.
Diversity honeypot lans are our strength
Valve on suicide watch
reminder this was supposed to be a FREE slot for Peru as well
>>175284859
I mean genetically speaking it is
does anyone have that image montage where gaben becomes more evil each year?
>>175284786
no I'm a boy(male). she did try putting makeup on me though...
game one doesnt count boys
if this fucking kike says flip side one more time
>>175284881
>watch secret reck some nobodies or drink vodka with ivan, ivan and ivan
wew
they might as well give a qualifier spot to Africa
what is the point of this
>>175284927
Yeah, just look at Brazil
>>175284890
>punching the referee
>>175284945
Do you like dick?
>>175284701
>>175284927
skin colour =/= diversity of genetics
>>175284976
its the warmup round
>brazil
Why aren't them black?
>>175284987
india needs qualifier spot
there are so many good teams
SWNL
uhh secret?
>tfw brazil comeback
Pretty sure Secret is losing
>This Clockwork
HOW HARD IS IT TO LAND A FUCKING HOOK
THE MONKEYS ARE DOING IT
>losing to BR's
>>175284908
grabbing the brazilian market adds 176 million more hat buyers compared to peru
the script is exactly as planned
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>175283265
remember to screenshot guys
lmao
>>175284945
did you suck her dick
>>175285068
this tbqhwuf
Gringos ?
>>175285107
Shut up Maut
>>175284927
>>175285080
What a waste
>>175285107
fuck off Maut
>BRAZIL "SHITSKINS" WHITER THAN NA TEAMS
LMAO
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
TEAM BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THE MAJOR
>VIVA BRAZIL
>gringos think they can beat the troll+alch combo
you know how fast alch can hit with troll ult?
Faster than the speed of sound
>>175285206
sorry :(
>all these frogs and racebaiting posts
>freaking out over a girl being on screen for 5 seconds
Is /d2g/ the most underage general?
>>175285261
how do you make pics like this one? is there some kind of bot or what
why did forev leave secret?
>>175285262
gringo is a mexican word
>europe's highest mmr player: 9.4k
>china's highest mmr player: 9.3k
>sea's highest mmr player: 9.0k
>america's highest mmr player: 8.5k
dotards?
disruptor is unironically 5k mmr
>PINGSPAM
LMFAO
alright its ogre
>>175285346
NA 6k = 13k EU
is he the final boss of Dota?
>>175285313
Americans are awake.
>>175285217
>Islamquid
>SEAcret
is this really the hill you want to die on
>midone
>khezu
>MP
>gringos
sasuga /d2g/
This is the last series today?
>>175285386
getting a gf is the final boss of Dota
>ping ping ping ping ping
>>175285398
are you talking about islamic geniuses?
Why hate towards Latin American monkeys cant unite dotards from gulag in supporting based team hated by entire leddit?
>>175285386
>raising another woman's kid
no
>>175285297
Stop being cute you are making it worse
>>175285386
wtf n0tail is shit
>>175285427
yes anon
>>175285418
gringo isn't even a brazilian portuguese word
>that fucking disruptor
What a great way to close out the end of a day of professional dota, pure anal rape.
>>175285397
we're always awake retard
>>175285335
No.
The word is commum in whole Latin America.
>>175285346
We have Arteezy taking all the NA mmr and losing it in Europe
He's basically exporting MMR
>>175285504
Liquid has more arabs than EG you retarded yurocuck
>MidOne
LAMAO
Two games of 30 minutes max. Ez win for Secret.
>>175285506
Because retards like you love to falseflag for some EZ (you)s.
>>175285262
>muh spic combo
kek, its over. try not to get stabbed today
>>175285509
?
>>175285562
except brazil :^)
>>175285580
the only player on EG is sumail and he isn't an arab
>>175285613
>he didn't read the chatlog leaks
?
i really want to play ember right now
call gg already
Hfn is actually pretty good player, shame he's in a shit region
>watching jugg
>orange blur just out of focus erases three people at once
wew
>team of Brazilians showing the world on a grand stage why absolutely no one wants to play with them
Fucking pottery
this match is a fucking trainwreck
>>175285613
KA
LE
>>175285635
>speak Portuguese when everyone on your continent speaks spanish
they're stupid desu
>>175285635
It is you retard.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
>>175285793
slavery is a fickle thing
Did LD just imply that Brazil isn't first world?
>>175285701
I have all of them saved but I dont remember reading about him being cucked`?
Is there any team that SG even have a chance at or are they literally just a free win for every team
>>175285701
>chatlog leaks
EXPLAIN
>inviting 3rd world monkeys
for shame valve
>El Cappy-tan
wtf LD is weeb?
34-9
>>175285768
>they're doing just as bad as the American team
pottery indeed
>>175285793
all of south america is brain dead, what's your point
>>175285902
he didn't get "cucked" if by cucked you mean "cheated on", but he is helping raising another woman's kid (his gf)
>>175285927
But EG won?
I thought firs-world second-world thrid-world had to do with cold war alliances...
>>175285907
they took a game off og
in a bo5 who knows
desu it's less one sided than VG.J vs DC
>the BM fountain dive
>get perfect setup on unaware ember
>still get wiped
brazilian """"""professionals"""""
Why did they match all the tier 3 teams against tier 1 teams in a single elim tournament? Doesnt seem very fair.
>>175285998
that is the traditional definition
but in nu-/d2g/ third world just specifies any nation that isnt the one they support
>>175285998
first world = white and some asian countries
second world = shitholes
third world = mega shitholes
>>175285984
nah thats cucked enough fo me.
>>175285998
the terms literally come from Mao, and his three-worlds theory.
>>175285984
no hes not
>>175285998
Yeah, it had. Then the 90s kids started to use it wrong. Literally like "literally".
new meme thread
>>175286203
>>175286203
>>175286203
make a new thread you third world cucks
It didn't have to be like this. Smash could have saved us, why did he go full retard?
>>175286193
yes he is, he says something about helping his gf raise her kid in one of the chats
post them all if you have them retard.
>>175284983
>not watching Secret reck some nobodies while drinking vodka with Ivan, Ivanovic and Ivanovski
It's like you don't even like Dota
>>175286141
Because they had a large group stage to decide seeding.
anyone who knows his way around movies here? I dont wanna go to /tv/, theyre a bunch of asses
what should I watch?
>rashomon
>tokyo story
>late spring
>>175286141
So the finals are not tier 1 against tier 3 you fucking retard.
>redeye not daring to say the hue's were outclassed out of fear of getting 2gded
kek
>>175286318
But you can't of drink vodkas inside the venue, tovarisch.
>>175286384
All of them. Ozu and Kurosawa are masters of japanese cinema together with Mizoguchi
>>175286471
>getting 2gded
this would be the equivalent of saying putin is a warmongering tyrant not saying brazil is outclassed retardbro
>>175286586
thanks, but which one first?
>>175286286
he said "the kid" not "her kid" and that hes an "upcoming father"
https://imgur.com/a/pidIZ
>>175286708
>the kid
>not her kid
he didn't say his kid either
also
>doesn't believe in marriage
>but will raise another mans child
what a fucking KEK
>>175286684
Any rhyme or reason to why you've chosen those 3 in particular? In any case, just choose whatever interests you the most. Or go by release date. I always found Ozu harder to get into than Kurosawa though, so maybe you'd want to watch Rashomon first depending on how initiated you are.
>>175286708
Who is puppey talking with?
>>175289960
theeban "indo mage" siva