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>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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dead ringer is a crutch
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*crutches your path*
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Finally, I can stop posting in Viva's trash thread.
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Demo is the fastest TF2
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>>175227794
>black box leg
saved
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at when is genericness a sin?
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>>175228241
It's not. It just means your average.
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>>175228241
are you trying to make the stereotypical loadout for every class?
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>>175228241
Could be a lot worse

It doesn't get as bad as the Nunhood set with Medic or the Chapeau/mask for Spy
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is this the day tf2 comp is declared officially dead?
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>>175228585
i had another one i posted earlier
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>>175228241
Could be a whole lot worse.

Your medic could have shitty unusuals, specifically the plague doctor's mask and stethoscope cosmetic. Along with an Archimedes.

Hell, maybe even a Pyro set consisting of the Attendant and the Pyromancer's mask. Literally two items that clip. However, it's okay, you can excuse it because of ''Muh unusual effects''.

Consider yourself lucky.
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>>175228825
yes
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>>175228929
viva is right as usual, a generic medic would be the nun set + blighted beak and a generic spy would be the chapeu + mask

soldier and sniper are pretty accurate, the rest aren't generic but I can't think of what their generic loadouts would be
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>>175229193
I'm thinking the generic Soldier set would be something like the Armored Authority + Fancy Dress Uniform or Drill Hat + Service Medal (I'm guilty for having worn that way back in 2012)

Maybe Tossle + Fast Learner for Scout?
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>>175229708
both of those are kind of older, but the scout is probably still accurate because scout mains want to look annoyingly overdone
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Some /tf2g/ discords I collected from the previous threads
https://discord.gg/2WEkzfK
https://discord.gg/Dst3G2U
https://discord.gg/RTGt4Tw
First two seems alive, last one looks dead.
Can be a good source to discuss community servers and shit.
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>tfw you took the wrong slipgate
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>>175229982
Yeah, I honestly wouldn't know what the latest generic ones are nowadays since a majority of the players I run into when I'm playing casual are wearing all class hats, achievement hats, or no hats at all
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go home ranger youre drunk
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It's weekend. Anyone got an occupied server with custom map rotation?
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now i wont have trouble finding the general due to filters
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>>>/pol/123131940

when do we migrate
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>>175228929
revised for 2017
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>>175232253
bring back the diplomat soldier and it's completely accurate
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>>175232253
OH yeaaahhhh, the Flamenco + LB. Fuck, I should have known
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Post yer loadouts, and rate each other.
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yucky ms paint edit
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I like making things look pretty.
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Thanks for that edit, couldn't make out those classes without the words.
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>2017
>still playing dress-up in a shooting game
all i need is a GUN
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>>175232253
For the generic solider; team captain, krinle and the lord mutton chops.
Generic engie: Texas ten gallon, scotch saver and either the arctic researcher or dogfighter.

Generic demo: All stars, reggae-nator and dangeresque, too glasses.

The rest are pretty spot on generic.
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>Not looking good while you frag.
Charisma and strength are the only two stats you max out, my man.
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>>175233292
Aside from the bird which is a gift from a friend, same. I would like to get a strange original eventually though.
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>>175232913
My most plays only get unusuals. r8 me m8
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>he only goes for strength when he should be going for endurance, intelligence, and agility

bad
badbadbadbadbad

fragging is all that matters
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>Not one shotting pathetic nerds like it ain't shit, then fucking their waifus with your max charisma.

Whatever, geek.
Go play with your like, calculator or sumthin'.
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>>175235770
>I only listen to REAL music
https://youtu.be/KCmjrhv3Gts
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>>175235770
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>>175235770
>anthony fantano scout
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>>175226284
https://youtu.be/JmhkvFVHneI
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Do you think the Showstopper goes well with the Treasure Hat?
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>>175232913
some of my others. also bonus pyro since extra space
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hazmat headcase has to be the ugliest cosmetic in the game
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>>175232913
I like your pyro and scout
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>>175235901
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>>175236507
youre the ugliest cosmetic in the game
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owo
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:o
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>>175232913
Barely play this game anymore, but here's what my dudes are dressed as.
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>>175237818
>barely play this game anymore
>still posting here
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>>175238257
I've moved onto better things, doesn't mean I can't peek into the general
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>>175238292
>better than tf2
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>nursey
>she
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DONT YOU DIE ON ME
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*dies*
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>>175226284
what mods make this work in TF2?
https://youtu.be/f9v_XN7Wxh8
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>>175241527
current tf2g doesn't deserve the rest of these
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>>175228241
looking good.
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So does b4nny really carry froyo ~that~ much. Without his consistency they seem to be a really weak team
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Neat. So my ideas about team cohesion and personalities in regards to B4nny and Froyo are correct.
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this game needs a second b4nny
and then they will hate each others guts so much because each feels the need to be first and create bitter rivalry that will make for some good TV
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on one hand froyo are playing like utter fucking trash right now

on the other hand who knows how the initial BO3 would have gone without connection problems and pausing every 20 seconds

this whole match sucks
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Why does this one samefag want us to talk about b4nny so much?
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>>175232913
Filename
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>>175243624
gee i don't know, why do you want to post shitty twitter images instead of talking about the game so much
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>friday
>general feels dead again
Why? Everyone flocked back to discord?
Meh... Back to downloading JAVs for me.

>>175243624
Trying to bait people into discussing about game instead of "dress-ups" which seems like a dead subject?
You can blame janitors going "delet this" on rolls, but whatever. I rather directly talk about game instead of e-celebs.
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>>175243887
Americans are sleeping, europeans are working.

Give it, 6-7 hours.
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There was nothing wrong with the Public enemy set weapons when they came out.

Prove me wrong.
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>>175232913
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you're wrong lol
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>>175244853
BFB was unstoppable and a straight upgrade at most situations. So good that it got another crutch score to Scout.
PBPP was meaningless but still not a bad choice if you want to have fun.
Now BFB is "somewhat manageable" and PBPP is complete trash. They overnerfed both equally and that's what we got left with.
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>>175244853
Baby Face's Blaster
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

It was incredibly powerful. The pistol as basically free 15hp, with no real downside, and the BFB was also ridiculously powerful.
It was fun to play with, but a lot of people bitched and moaned about it not being fun to play against, which is fair, since the set is a chronic "Get out of jail free" card.

Although desu only shitters couldn't hit a fully charged scout, and then bitched "m-muh hitboxes ;_;", I never had issues hitting them, only 'issue' was how fast they could just go away and get health.

Current state of both weapons is alright. Losing charge on damage makes some sense, and the penalties are negligible now.
The pistol is fun for pubstomping, since you can just chip at people and get full hp in no time.
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>>175245282
Your opinion is worthless.
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real talk b4nny is shit and froyo carries him. i remember once in a pub i dominated him as pyro via assists then he switched to soldier and got revenge so i dominated him with 3 kills + 1 assist and i ejaculated
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>>175245501
What class was he playing?
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>>175245656
the only one he's good at

fast shotgun boy
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>>175245841
Honestly dominating someone isn't that big of a deal either way, especially in a pub.

Good job though
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>>175245282
I really liked old PBPP because hey, it made my Long-Fall Loafers seem like they actually negated fall damage without the need for it to be deployed;

Only thing was, I was confirmed dead if a pyro ever ran into me; but since the BFB was meant to be used with it, the risk was worth it
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add this to dead ringer:
-You have to backstab someone to be able to Feign Death again
there, i fixed it
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>>175246132
>tfw the dr is trash
>tfw I tell people the dr is trash
>tfw they never listen
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>tfw use stock when I play spy in pubs
>tfw nobody knows I decloaked because lmao no BRAPP
>if i need to stay cloaked longer I just use the le'tranger
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The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
When weapon is active:
Damage increases to a maximum of 200% as the user becomes injured.
+80% taunt damage resistance on wearer
Damage decreases to a minimum of 50% when the user has high health.
-90% less healing from Medic sources

the damage ranges from 33-130
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>>175245405
t. someone who started after the game went f2p and still think his opinion matters.
Get a time machine and start playing around the goldrush update, scrub

>>175246053
Yeah exactly, it's what I meant with no real downside. Just avoid pyros, or leg it the second you're on fire, and then use the speed to get a health pack before the after-burn matters.
The lack of fall damage stat always felt weird to me too. It's such a tiny bonus that it dosen't even matter. Kind of feels like some kind of "+2% chance of dealing 1% extra damage if the map is sunny" stat or something.
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>>175246329
and they say engravings give you no tactical advantage
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dead ringer fix:
- user gets a free copy of overwatch and gets game banned from tf2
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>>175246350
>Not playing before the game came out
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>>175246561
>not playing the game before it was even considered
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I, for one, like Keli
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>>175246626
>not playing back when TFC was just a mod
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>>175246634
Of course you do Keli
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>>175246658
>not playing back when only QWTF existed
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>>175246346
The only thing it needs;
>(-) 100% higher fall damage taken when equipped.
Think about equipping this thing with Mantreads, when you miss your target you can still hit him for a 70-100 per melee swing afterwards on top of dealing 6x damage of the fall you'd suffer instead.
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>>175232913
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>>175246794
>>175232913
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>>175246728
>playing any form of fps
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I bought 4 unusuals.

Em i good at the game yet?
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As a face for the game, we could not ask for a worse one than B4nny.
A man who gets stressed when he doesn't win, tries his hardest in friendly fights to the point where his friends won't even play with him because its not fun and who hates more than half the classes.

B4nny is an asshole and a n33t whose only source of self worth is how many pubbers he fragged today. Valve should have denounced him long ago.
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I hope you guys are having fun on this nice Friday.

>>175247224
B4nny is bae shut your whore mouth

>>175247161
Enjoy free medics in pubs
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!rtv
!votekick
!nominate
!rtd
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>>175247328
!sausage
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>>175247161
Which ones ?
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>>175246132
DR can be a good candidate for choke points but IW and CnD are real menaces. DR became a crutch because of abuseable nature.
When you decide to shutdown a Deadringer, any capable class (Scout and Pyro) can do it, unless your team consist of bunch of retards they should be able to protect their own bum as well.
It feels like 7 seconds cloak duration is too long, if it were to have 5.5 seconds then we'd see some diversity in the gameplay besides decloaking on top of closest metalbits or some skill.
A Deadringer Spy should be able to risk his skin to doppelganger for team's Medic or Demoman actually. That sort of hide&seek advantage and effective health of an overhealed Soldier at the first seconds only prolongs the game in an unfun way.
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>>175247584
I legitimatley think the DR is inferior to the other watches in most situations
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>>175247738
That's because you have skill
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>>175247784
Who are you and why are you namefagging?
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>>175247827
Healdom and I namefag for a bit since I made up a majority of on-topic discussion under no name.

Been here since release.
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>>175247784
No, it's becuase it increases your downtime and makes it more difficult to stalk, which is what a good spy should be doing. Yes, it is a crutch for some people, but that doesn't make it over powered.

Protip, if your legs work fine you can run faster without crutches, boyo.

>>175247827
Who cares?
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dead ringer is useless because it takes away spy's ability to do picks against semi-competent players, literally the only thing he's good at. it might make you invincible but you're basically just a distraction, and even of you get real good at revolver / ambassador you'd benefit your team more as another class.
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>>175248024
This.

Though that's not to say the DR doesn't have it's uses. It's a valuable tool to have in your tool box, for sure, but it's not any more valuable than the other ones and in most cases it's less so.
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froyotech wins again

after 7 hours i can finally go to fucking bed
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>>175248271
Don't be a shitter first of all.
I love demoknights, each one is 25% to 75% of my charge meter filled.
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>>175248271
Just shoot them

Also, nice pic fag
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>>175248271
By not posting fur stuffs.
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demo shield

+100% ranged damage resistance
-no charge
-80% primary reserve ammo
+20% melee damage vulnerability

would u use it
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>>175248415
You would need a bit of knockback resistance or you're fucking useless
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every time i join a game just to see my team with full of level 10 to 20s being spawncamped by 6 red badge autists and purples-pinks i will post this image
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>be level 8
>completely fucking steamroll a team of faggot reds because i had 4000 hours prior to the matchmaking update

lmao
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>Spy Mains
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>actually maining the literal submissive cuckold class over the fr*nch bull that is spy

no wonder you're a fagger
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Kelli plz get a trip if your gonna name fag, it will help everybody else out in the long run.
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>>175249273
This, people will impersonate you otherwise
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hey i'm keli and i actually decided that i am heterosexual and will stop attention whoring with my pink meme loadout and main a real class like soldier, pyro, demo or heavy
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Dumb Capitalized Name Full Of Le Random Words And Fancy Adjectives, Oh BTW I Main Heavy And Play Only Payload
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>>175249169
>tfw spy main
>tfw people automatically think your an edgelord weeb who runs around with dr spycicle, and amby spamming lenny binds
>tfw you are just a normal dude who perfers spy's playstyle
>tfw you can't even play spy in most pubs because there are four people always playing spy

Life is suffering, kill me doctor.
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>>175247394
2 cloud 9 hats, 1 smoking and 1 kill-a-watt
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>>175249469
later
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>play pyro
>do really well
>3 other guys on my team switch to pyro
>they aren't good
>we lose
>medic blames all the pyros and quits

hmm
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>>175249532
Not bad
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>>175249263
>Spy
>Has to hide all map like a beta ghost in highschool
>Orbits enemy engi
>Face covered in acne so he wears a mask at all times
>Suit and gloves b-because thats what the cool guys do

Also I consider myself the powerbottom of medic mains

>>175249469
Is okay I'll overheal you so you can get 'em champ
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>>175249532
No good
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I just started getting my friend into this game, what are some good videos to show him?
Any variety of stuff is fine from tutorials to rocket jumps through maps to uncle dane meme videos.
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>>175249753
Start with the Meet The Team videos. Then the rest of the official TF2 videos. Don't bother with TF2bers
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>>175249798
Brutal, my views will never recover
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tf3 when?
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>>175249753
Force him to watch every single b4nny video ever made.
Or just the KrunkIdle PSA videos, they're newb-friendly
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>>175249864
Oh shit good call, I completely forgot about that series.
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Remember when people thought that Invasion was going to bring aliens to MvM?
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>>175250465
WE
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Remember when Valve said an update was coming soon?
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>>175250708
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Remember when Valve cared?
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>>175250708
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>>175250708
Remember when there were more than a dozen or so people working on the game?
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Remember when Casual was a fresh 12 v 12 with people joining up immediately after the dude they replace drops?
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>Keep Ãœbersawwing a scrub
>He rages and switches to soldier because at full HP you can't 1 hit crit him
>Hit him with crossbow once
>Melee him in 1 hit
>Antonio.Sanchez02 has disconnected
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>>175251370
No, I don't

What timeline was that in?
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>54 Minutes after disconnecting
>The shitter spy main from my earlier post drops this on my profile
Like
Poetry
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>>175251640
>check his profile
>he mains heavy
no wonder hes autism
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>>175246346
ONLY EQUALIZER FIX THAT WOULD BE FUN(TM)
>DAMAGE DONE IS EQUAL TO 201 MINUS CURRENT HEALTH
>MINIMUM DAMAGE OF 1
AND IF SHITTERS COMPLAIN REMIND THEM THAT HE'S A SLOW FUCKER ONE HIT AWAY FROM DEATH
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>it's another literal sandnigger is playing heavy/sniper/spy episode

i like getting shot through 6 walls
everyone does
seriously
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>>175252083
at least he isn't pyro and you're being set on fire 5 seconds after killing him with a headshot across badwater.
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>>175252083
>Get connected to american server
>Go sniper
>Abuse lag compensation
I'm sorry, but i'm not sorry
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>>175252219
Use the Classic with lag abuse, it's even funnier
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>>175249169
>quickfix isn't for everything
but it's true? At least that bit... but it keeps the publings going.
>backstabs are hard to get
Right.
>healing does get you a lot of point
Right again. If anything Medic will be just under the person he's pocketing because assists

I dunno, I think you're overreacting. You'd be better off not responding; he's just bitter, not retarded.

>>175249753
>Firstly let the poor sod have some fun and learn the ropes:
Uncle Dane, Muselk (old TF2 videos), ThatGuyTagg, Rydercycle, Doctor Lalve, RobTheAwsm, Red Robot and perhaps I'd even say MrPaladin and ArraySeven.
But you wouldn't want him to try 7/24 trickstabs with 6:17 k/d or pocket a Demoman or Pyro unless hopeless.
>shortly after those:
sketchek's videos and sigsegv's videos.
>and finally
rollout instruction videos of various players, b4nny's videos, maxrocksmysocks
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>>175252532
Giving salty retards attention is fun tho, they just keep talking.
Keep in mind there was no reason to switch to stock at the time, he just randomly blurted it out to sound good.
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Quick>Vacc>Stock>Krit
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>>175252532
>no ster/jerma
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stock > level 3 dispenser > literal shit > the other mediguns
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>looking at former TF2 youtuber comment sections like Muselk and Ster and seeing all the sour grapes and asshurt that they moved onto the superior Overwatch
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>>175252971
kritz is at least good on defense but then you see people running kritz on fucking offense dustbowl when defense has 7 fucking sentries and you wonder why these people do what they do
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>>175253179
woah dude what hats is he stacking to get that sick terror watt/circling tf logo combo
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>that one guy who uses the most crutch loadout for every class possible
whats the point of learning the game anyway
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>>175253295
fancy fedora and le party faggot
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>>175252395
But i can't quickscope with classic
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>Using the Crutch box and Concrutch AND having a pocket medic up your ass

why
>>
reminder loch n lad isn't a crutch because it has like double the projectile speed and no peojectile spread and takes out sentries better and doesn't have means for indirect damage

random spread is a crutch to help bad aim delete stock immediately
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>>175253309
First thing I told my friend was to never use DDS, black box, reserve shooter on pyro, or anything relating to demoknight.
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>>175253464
They like being absolutely useless against good pyros
>>175253501
The LnL was never a crutch
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>>175253345
thank you, i now know what my dream spy set is
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>>175253504
t. bad
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>>175253584
t. fag
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>>175253538
>good pyros
lmao
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>>175253538
>LnL was never a crutch
when it dealt more damage it was
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>When you spawncamp Blu on Dustbowl stage 3 point B for 15 minutes straight because none of the Blu players were smart enough to use Uber/Spycap
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The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+10% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
+20% faster reloading speed
-50% clip size
-70% explosion radius
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces, unless fired directly underneath one's feet in which case they explode on contact.

Reloads entire clip at once.
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>it's a "every weapon that I don't like is a crutch" episode
>>
when are you going to grow up
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>>175253892
>>175253892
>Snipe a light class at long range
>Rewarded for it
>Miss
>Do no damage
>Overall less damage potential than stock with only 2 shots and no rollers
>Shitters complain about being predictable
Also that sweet, sweet unlisted 200% bigger explosive radius was amazing to clear out nests and carts
>>
What are tripcodes for?
>>
faggot marking
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>>175254351
the same thing gay pride parades are for
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reminder if you use anything but stock on any class in any slot you are either gimping yourself or abusing a crutch
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thanks
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double flamethrower range

make pyro shotgun mini crit burning targets
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>>175252728
I think QF will get a nerf on uber duration AND heal rate at this infamous Pyro update.
You simply don't get punished if you pop it early and it simply forces enemy team to burst damage, flank or go home.

>>175252971
I follow that scheme as well.

>>175253501
>random spread is a crutch to help bad aim delete stock immediately
Stock GL pill ground bounces are juicy as heck bro

>>175253504
>never use DDS,
Tell him to learn how to crouch-evade
>black box,
He'll be more effective at close-mid quarters if he learns how to go for directs instead of shooting ground.
Also 4 rocket is an upperhand to protect Medic
>reserve shooter on pyro,
stock Shotgun just do almost the same and useful at teamfights actually. RS needs a nerf regardless
>or anything relating to demoknight
Fine as long as he keeps around pockets for overheal or chases enemy Medic or DR Spy away from nests to beef up.
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i think that
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>>175254727
>demoman less pick than heavy

???
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>>175254834
Demoman can also protect a Sentry nest from advancing ubers. Be it LCannon or Caber or any trap stack from Sticky Launchers.
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okay fine I admit it
I like playing demoknight
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so supports my hypothesis
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>>175251640
>He doesn't own multiple accounts
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>>175251640
This is what I call "edgy". So much salt.
Good job actually.
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>>175255424
epic post
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>>175255243
Just stay on the enemy team
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Vacc balance changes:
>Medic no longer gets any resistance unless popping an uber
>After taking damage healing stops for 0.5 seconds. Medi gun will never heal if taking consistent damage
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>>175255836
t.hacker
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>>175255836
>Wanting to nerf Vaccinator
Have you tried not being a shitter?
>>
Personality-wise, who is your favorite merc?

Mine is Sniper
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>>175255958
soldier pyro and demoman because they're all retarded murderous sociopaths
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>>175255958
Heavy.
Intelligent, smart, and passionate.
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>>175255865
>>175255957
>having your weapon do 10% less damage by default and 75% less pretty much any time the medic wants is fun to play against
>not being able to kill a medic because your shots do 20 damage is fun
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>>175256213
>Ãœbercharge makes it harder to kill someone
WE GOT A SCOOP HERE BOYS
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lol
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>>175255958
Heavy
because he has hot sisters also looks like the most bro one.
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>>175256295
What the fuck is the problem here
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>>175255958
Spy

He's a dapper, well traveled, and well spoken gentleman with a sharp wit and an even sharper knife. He knows his place in life, as well as everyone else's place in life, their addresses, their contacts, their schedule, their major allergies, their mother's phone number...

Point is, I would love to chill with spy.

Heavy is a close second.
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>>175256378
Degenerates don't like the police
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>>175256213
>not packing a Sentry defense line
>not pocketing a Shotgun Soldier with a brain
>not flanking Medic as they're pushing to confuse him
>not sending Spy to backstab at least one of them
Changing class to a more befitting one or switching your loadout may help too.
>>
>>175256605
>>175256295
>inb5 Blizzard sends an apology post from twitter or official forums.
I wouldn't be surprised.
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>overwatch
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>>175249753
Make him adjust his graphics until he never drops his max monitor refresh. Also change his net settings
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Post cosmetics that imply skill
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>>175257671
>>
why do lerp and interp exist?
why does stock interp setting give 100ms lerp (artificial delay)
>>
why does overwatch take less skill than tf2?
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>this is the overwatch audience
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>>175230012
stop shilling your discord already fuck
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>>175258240
>d.va is that dark with a nose that big and canonically supports blm
Literally delusional
>>
>Dominate enemy heavy and medic bff's using only crossbow and saw
>Tell me to go fuck myself
>Already using a buttplug so technically I am
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>>175258240
>
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>>175258160
it was designed to be that way
they want the normie audience which has no interest in actually putting effort into the game to do well or become good
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>>175256295
thats what you got from the HotS debacle, the police hate? /owg/ doesnt like it cause they have to play a fucking MOBA to get the best DVA skin,/HotS/ hates it cause of all the OW shitters coming in just afking for 5 wins are shitting up the matches, no one is happy

its a fucking mess
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>Accidently walking into the autistic kids playpen
>>
>pink loadout medic with le beak calling anyone or anything autistic
???
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>>175257141
I play it, it's ok but I legitimatley prefer TF2.

I just think TF2 is balanced better and has tighter gameplay, not to say it doesn't have it's issues mind you, it's just that it's had more time to figure itself out and over the years it's done pretty well with that.

>>175249753
Show him all the comics and the meet the videos as well as the update story videos. Knowing some of the background to the universe will help him get invested in what's going on.

When that's all done show him some youtube poop just because they're just fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9DFPBpzhlE

>>175257978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mBNz4NvGc
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>>175258240
>>175258337
probably not too far from the truth considering what Magalia has been doing the South Korea, banning video games, forcing video game makers to buy an expensive license to sell in SK, aggresively hating men to the point they just stick up used tampons on the town bulleting boards.
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>>175258738
1v1 me degroot keep
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>Random crits, pyro, heavy, bodyshots still exist
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>extinguish 4 people at once with milk
>get a bunch of "Thanks!"
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>>175258636
>when you have to get another game for an exclusive item/character
Fucking Killing Floor 2
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Post Soldiers.
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>>175260010
>that loadout
hello 2011/2012
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>>175260110
Implying thats a bad thing
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>>175260010
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>>175260203
hello keli!
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>>175248894
>same skill
>always match up with alejandro.sanchez02 and ivan.ivanovic.ivanov[RU]
>>
>>175248894
>>175260635
I'm pretty sure it would do that if there were more players in the player pool. As it is the system has to prioritize on filling servers before it can think about balance them.

So in theroy you should get more balanced matches during peek hours, whenever those might be where you are provided there are enough players searching for similar map pools are you are in the system.

Even then I kind of doubt it desu, if you want to play with people of similar skill go do pugs or find a comp team
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post these
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdk6-UZctms

I loved his voice to turned it into a Vaccinator soundpack
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>join game
HOHO CONGA
>leave game
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Casual mode was a mistake
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>>175256295
... Blizz lives matter?
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>>175256295
my waifu is cute!
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>>175261673
If it didn't kill tf2 it wouldn't be that bad
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>still haven't stepped into competitive
I'm afraid i'll get bullied for not being some l33t pr0
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>>175261936
which competitive do u mean
>>
>>175262003
bit of both, especially so the community-made competitive
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>>175262057
how many hours you got
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>>175262003
dont play matchmaking
its a waste of time
real comp players will laugh if you brag about your rank there anyway

also nobody expects a newbie to know everything straight away
just ask a lot of questions
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>>175262134
Playtime doesn't nessarily equate to skill unless it's absurdly high or low

>>175261936
Better questions
>Do you have a mic?
>Can you handle constructive critisim
>Can you dish/receive banter?
>Can you pubstomp?
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>>175258240
RIP Koreanon
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>>175262620
>real comp players
>they don't play with all the weapons
>real
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>>175262774
>few dozen retards in comp MM
>more legitimate than the people that actually like real 6v6 and played it for years
have fun sucking Valve's dick while they are in charge of balance
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>>175262926
Have fun being unprepared for today's battlefield, anon-trapped-in-the-past.
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>There are people in this very thread that can't bhop in reverse while still hitting shots
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why do americans in TFTV use non-american flags all the time?
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>>175263351
why the crossbow? :<
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>>175263593
its due to recent controversy and popular demand to try banning it on a few cups
it kinda sucks that you do 300 damage to a soldier and he instantly is 200hp again thanks to 2 arrows
it builds uber faster than medigun, and it wipes the floor with all other med primaries
>>
>>175263589
Probably because they think they look cool or just to fuck with people

>tfw you pretend to be a dumb burger that you don't understand what someone is saying but you actually speak their language fluently
Most satisfying thing in the world, m8
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>>175263775
Yea, medic is kind of in a busted state at the moment. I kind of hope they nerf the crossbow/buff his other primaries as well as doing some re-balancing on his melee weapons. At least the mediguns are pretty on the level, if they tweek the quickfix a tad then they will be solid as fuck.

>tfw medic is actually the most powerful class in the game but volvo is afraid of poking him too hard in the wrong spleen because they know that if they fuck up the game will legitimatley become unfun
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>>175263775
I honestly wonder why it was ever allowed to begin with.
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>Quick fix
>Pop Uber
>Switch between Quckfix and Saw to near-instant self heal
>Take down 3 scouts, a heavy, a medic and a demoknight by myself
>"Stop using quickfix"

>>175263775
I think it should stay. One of the most skill rewarding weapons for medicine man.

>>175264082
>tfw medic is actually the most powerful class in the game
Welcome to the light, my son
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>>175264171
Didn't used to build uber on hit.
>>
needle gun is actually insanely hard to use
the plasma gun from quake functions similar it and has more dps than lightning gun yet people use the lightning gun just because plasma is ridiculously hard to be consistent with
the aim required for plasma/needles is a mix of tracking and prediction which are arguably the hardest of all aiming styles
also not like people can't stand still to catch your arrows
https://youtu.be/99h8aOH6fAQ
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>>175262714
thats what i was on about with >>175258797
thanks i was looking for it
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does anybody else find headshotting difficult? especially against soldiers and pyros. should i be leading my shots? this webm is in a server with 60 ping
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>>175263775
The recent buff where it builds uber was too much I agree, still I think that it should still reward a good shot but just nothing more than the original extra healing over distance. They need to up the potential of the normal syringes, for a starter they should make the arc a bit less awkward and maybe have them reloaded upon switching like the crossbow has.
>>
>>175264990

cl_cmdrate 67
cl_interp .0152
cl_interp_ratio 1
cl_lagcompensation 1
cl_pred_optimize 2
cl_smooth 0
cl_smoothtime 0.01
cl_updaterate 67
rate 60000

do not lead your shots for hitscan what the fuck
also

zoom_sensitivity_ratio "0.818933027098955175"
>>
>join casual game
>its a map i didnt select
>server with 5 people and a hacker spamming chat and spinbotting
sums up casual perfectly
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>>175264823
Needles are great. Syringe gun and Blutsauger are actually insane in terms of power potential.
120dps
Blutsauger has the potential of restoring 30hp/s as well.

For reference, rocket launcher has 140dps potential.

ofc both of these assume best conditions (100% Accuracy and short distance).

Crossbow is only 47dps.

Problem with needles is that most people are shitters with no idea how to use them, so they claim it's a shit gun with no potential.

Disclamer: This is oversimplified. This is a 4chan post not a master thesis.

>Standing still
Thats a good way to die
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>>175265357
leave game turn off map , get same server
>>
Do you consider TF2 to be an arena shooter? At least partially?
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>>175265706
Kind of, but not enough that I would market it like that.
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>>175265706
i'd say it's afps based
you don't really fight in an arena and item control plays way less of a role than it does in actual afps
a multitude of weapons and mechanics are there though
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>>175265058
>>175264171
it made medic more fun, but valve gave it more and more buffs completely forgetting about the other primaries or how it would affect the game
>>175265463
needles are effective only in retreat
plasma gun in quake 3 also has the highest theorical DPS but its impossible to hit 100% accuracy.
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>>175264195
Dude, I was always in the light. I'm a spy main, I probably know better than anyone how bullshit medic is in a melee.

Memes aside, the flow of the game really does live and die on the medic and that rainbow sparkle backpack of his. That's just a fact.
>>
>>175264990
>does anybody else find headshotting difficult?
Yes, but that's mostly because I suck at aiming

>tfw I'm better at hitting moving targets than hitting stationary targets
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>>175266285
>needles are effective only in retreat
In any serious setting: Very much yes, I agree entirely.
In pubs: Ohh boy can you tear some new assholes with that sweet 30hp/s and insane DPs
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>>175266351
haha! ive got the medic cornered! oh wait all medics have an uber saw so its 50/50 i just give him a fucking uber now
>>
*le random crit XDD*
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>>175266697
Yee, vitasaw and ubersaw need rebalancing

Not going to say they need to be nerfed specifically, but their current forms are silly and some stat changes would be justified.
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>>175266697
>>175266902
>All this salt
Show me where the medic touched you
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>>175267024
I'm not salty, I just think medic is rewarded a bit too much in melee

If anything I would rather have his ranged options be more viable to try to encourage medics not to be retarded
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>>175267024
The medic touched my heart when he trusted me with the uber
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>>175267597
That reminds me

>Be me
>Playing pyro on snowy coast
>There's a medic on my team
>He keeps ubering me
>Pyro is my least played class
>No unusals
>Cosmetics are ok but not inspiring
>Not even topscoring
I didn't deserve. I was concerned for that medic's sanity, then he friended me

I haven't talked to him since since I'm an antisocial fuck
>>
>4 medics
>2 powerclasses somewhere in the middle of the scoreboard
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>>175232253
>mfw my teams med had the exact same loadout
>>
I never thought that it'd be so simple but
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>>175269332
>Anon posts generic loadouts
>A separate Anon is shocked that he knows someone with one of the loadouts listed
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>>175269413
I find a way, I find a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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>>175256295
Well time to get the Law hat and focus on killing demos then
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>>175267891
Ubering a pyro is pretty safe and can do some chaotic work desu, you don't have to worry about reloading keeping you down and you can M1 without revving or being too slow so you can just kamikaze charge.
If he ubered you with a degreaser then that's pretty silly, though.
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>>175258240
I like how these niggers say the police are hateful and violent but this dva is portrayed angry and violent.
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>>175270593
I use pure stock with pyro because stock pyro needs more love

At one point he ubered me while I was shooting people with my shotgun lol
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>use phlog crits
>med doesn't even overheal me
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>>175258240
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>>175271123
This is what you look like to a medic
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>>175271713
but muh unusual
if I spam E enough then surely they'll stop healing the fully overhealed heavy that isn't anywhere near the enemies
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>>175271843
They will just see you with full health and decide you're not worth their time.
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>>175271980
You are a pretty shit medic then.
Overheal wins fights
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>>175271980
I miss the flanking-friendly phlog that gave full health

current phlog is definitely more balanced though
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>>175271713
I wish I had that hat, it would make life so much easier for me
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>>175272132
>Overheal wins fights
You sound like one of those kids that watched an arrayseven video once and think they are top shit stating basic game mechanics.

Also I never said I don't overheal, Im talking about in general.
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>>175272510
>not overhealing every combat class near you
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>>175265293
thank you, i will try these soon. i am reading about the cl_interp, and the other users recommend different values for different classes hitscan and projectile. i also read you can't switch these ingame "anymore", would this make it more difficult to use demoman or soldier?
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>>175272774
>not overhealing every class near you including the enemy spy and giving him a thumbs up so he doesn't try to backstab you
baka desu senpai
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

thats what i paid for the cd plus shipping
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>In pub
>"Is Keli a girl?"
Why do they do this
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cause you're a brothel healslut
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Don't be rude to Keli, he is a better medic than you'll ever be
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>>175273608
steam id?
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what's up with all the identityfags recently?
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theres nothing wrong with having an identity
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I'm so horny right now
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>>175273608
are you?
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Keli's a guy. He's not a ''femboy'' either. He's a dude.

Also holy shit, it's like Keli replaced me and enhanced the level of avatarfagging.
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Never saw much of keli before today but God is it a pretentious annoying faggot
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>>175273608
>pink effeminate loadout
>Keli somewhat close to Kelly, a female name
>according to urban dictionary, kelli is some word referring to a kind woman
>act like a faggot

Golly Gee Batman I don't know
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>>175273774
I'm a Healdom.

>>175273942
Much appriciated

>>175273950
/id/KeliKeliKeli
Don't take much on the profile itself seriously, It's more of a playground than anything.

>>175274815
1v1 me degroot keep
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>>175268990
>its a "we are using medic as a worse huntsman" episode
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>>175274771
>Wanderer
>Sinking to the level of using a trip
Your not he
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is keli the person who was trying to get pubbers to think they're a femboi and make friends

have they put up the act so well that they've adopted it as their new personality
>>
>>175274996
Look at this one person who messaged me:
007.000.000$ Dollar Bill: yep... i have huge one were i've meet and did lot of stuff.. with webcam's etc... girl's shemales everything xd is op virtual and real.. well real shemale or femboy's not... but girl's did many... idk how thing's are with shemales D in real xd
007.000.000$ Dollar Bill: share pic's etc... of u fantasies... lot's of stuff... there u can alspw get lets say apreciated
007.000.000$ Dollar Bill: alsow* and meet people
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>>175274996
>Pretending to love dribbling Cock for attention
>Ends up doing so for real
>Says they arent a faggot
Lemme guess traps aren't gay too right?
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>>175274771
Honestly because I haven't really lurked tf2g in a long while, I never got the hate for trips until seeing this medic fag. You've just been making oc right? I don't get the issue with that
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>>175274996
no anon its ironic ;)
silly boys not getting the ironic part >.<
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>>175275089
that's how it's always worked
>4chan calls everyone autistic
>they all become autistic
>4chan calls everyone fags
>they all become fags
This is why we need to get people to stop using cuck.

Also traps aren't gay. They are bi at most. You can't like a girl looking guy without liking girls themselves.
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>>175275121
wandernigger only posts his shitty soldier oc on occasions. he does contribute to the thread with shit that he draws, way better than any other tripfag.
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>>175275073
http://steamcommunity.com/id/only1dragonr
>unusual chapeau
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How do i make profit with $20?
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someone post the ap-sap copypasta
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>>175275629
Buy your mother something. Her gratitude and affection towards you is priceless
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>>175275629
1. Buy expensive variants of currently underpowered and underused weapons
2. Wait
3. Sell them when they get buffed for anywhere between 1.5x to 4x profit.
Did this with the bazaar bargain.
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>>175274940
It's me, I'm not getting a trip but it's me.
>>175275121
Yea, I only post my solider as reaction images. Haven't lately done it because I've toned down on it.

Still get people pissy at me though, lmao.
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>>175273608
L o s A n g e l e s
o
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A
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>Caring what people think
Truly the cuck is you
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Have you seen me, kel?
I literally don't give a fuck what these nerds think of me.

Hell, I've been banned thrice and still don't care. I'm the only who cucks, boy.
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what % of aussie axtinguisher owners do you think own them just to sell after it's inevitably buffed in the pyro update
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please don't hate me wanderer ;_;
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>>175272812
you can switch interp ingame but only when you respawn/switch class
i set cl_interp for each class individually, the scout.cfg/soldier.cfg/etc. files are useful for that
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>>175276161
Don't worry, I don't.
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dont say that, you make me want to buy one
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>>175276559
Buy one. This whole price rise in Pyro items is just a myth

The update in general is a myth
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>>175275946
>Criticize others on caring what others think
>Attention whore about 80 posts in this thread "silly Bois"
>Cant shut up about being a femboigirl abomination
>Literally responds in seconds butthurt challenging others to rust1v1 esque matches like 14yr old
>Lashes out at people critiquing medic or calling you a fag when you act like/portray yourself as one
Wew lad
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>>175274931
The crossbow is WAY more consistent than the huntsman tho.
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>>175265463
As I know RL has 175dps potential, 4 shots "3" attack intervals.

>>175264823
It's actually about leading a stray arc of projectiles as you wobble and strafe around.
After first initial hit made contact, rest is your prediction and tracking. Not really hard if your opponent is running a straight line.

>>175264990
That looks like about your network settings. I dunno about second shot it depends your target's twitch and turning.
Also you were strafing and didn't compensate for it at the second shot, but first looks like it should have registered as a clear headshot.
>should i be leading my shots?
Only at medium and close range, your narrow view and the target's speed sure will require you to lead the shot.
At long distances you'd be fine by tracking your target as long as you stood still.
If anything I suggest you to watch maxrocksmysocks at twitch and look how his muscle memory evolved.
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>Buy Pybro shit.
>Fill in as one to help out in Engie nests.
>Realize so many people play Pyro.
>Never actually get to play Pyro because of how many shitty mains there are.

Half of them are gonzalas.puto2007 too.
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>Brazilian monkey joins game
>he's playing pyro
>always speaking non-english on mic
Not even spics are this bad
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Should I make a raffle of a hat crafted by me?
>>
GUYS

DO I BUY AN AUSTRALIUM AXTINGUISHER TO TRY AND RESELL WITH THE PYRO UPDATE
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>>175277029
>It's actually about *says exactly what i said*
>Not really hard if your opponent is running a straight line.
as with every other weapon in the game

what's your endgame?
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>on defense
>do I need to pyro?
>nah we have enough pyros already
>every pyro constantly goes on the attack and miserably fails instead of guarding the sentry nest, a much more important job
>uber comes in and wrecks shit, could've been stopped by a single one of these fuckers
>lose
>my face when
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>>175277710
Knock yourself out
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>>175276878
Hey man
Have a good friday.
I hope you'll go do something that makes you happy for a while. Be it chilling online, or hanging out with buds in the city.
We can be wholesome.
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>>175277757
that image inspires me to do better as medic, thank you based keli
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and people say wanderer is bad
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>>175277619
I actually found a surprisingly decent brazilian server recently. Sure I'm always at around 180 ping and I don't know most of what people are saying, but I still have fun.
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You're all shit
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>>175278168
They're all bad in their own way
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>>175278283
That loadout is trying too hard
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i love scat and unbirth cock vore btw
>>
Friendly reminder to report avatarfags and attentionwhores.
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>>175277619
how would you know the difference between brazilian and spanish
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>>175278283
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IM DOING IT IM BUYING THAT AXE
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>>175278419
Hispanics laugh like "jajaja"
Brazilians laugh like "huehuehue"
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>>175278641
Godspeed champ
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>>175277117
every class but heavy, demoman, and medic have so many mains you often wont be able to play them. i wish they would introduce highlander to casual, but making what class you play random so everyone gets to play something whenever
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>>175278643
can you answer my question without using memes?
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>there are people that unironically main spy
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but its fun!
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>>175278819
Well besides me being Hispanic and knowing Spanish fluently and understanding Spanish isn't Portuguese or vice versa, the laughing in chat is spot on
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>>175278896
There is literally nothing wrong with not maining a 6s class
>>
ese
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>>175278896
Confirmed shitters.
I do feel bad for the small minority of decent spy mains.

>>175279008
>>175279027
Spy is for fucking around, not serious play.
The entire class is based around enemy incompetence, which there is plenty of in pubs, but not in higher level play.
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>>175279091
Have you done your essay?
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>>175279027
lol
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>>175279027
This, i'm a great pyro and can make most people cry in fear
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>>175278419
if you know portuguese you can understand spanish easily, but its not the other way around


>>175278643
wrong
BRs laugh onomatopoeia are things like "eoauheosuhaheosua" or "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

the huehuehue one is the most known cause of that one comic but thats it

as for actual laughing, it would be as dumb as saying french people laugh like "hon hon hon"
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>frag a demoknight
>"why didn't you honor the melee fight"
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>>175278323
You mean "we", kid
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>>175279717
>Demoknight with 5 heads
>He charges at me thinking it'll be an easy med pick
>Dodge
>Melee him to death with no crits
>Get free Ãœber
>He disconnects
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How do you arrange your items?
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>>175279849
I'm 24 now and pay bills. I stopped being a kid 10+ years ago
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>>175279717
>see heavy with melee out
>pipe his ass
>muh melee honor

damn, it would be a great idea trying to melee fight a guy who has almost twice my hp and a gun that can shred my ass to pieces in a sec
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>>175280137
I don't
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*blocks your path*
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>>175280137
By class, I think. That one option from the drop down selections
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>>175280380
Only thing annoying about afterburn is that it makes people spam "MEDIC!" even when I overhealed them fully and they still have buffed health.
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>>175280137
>>
Is Keli the new Viva
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>>175280747
don't you ever insult me like that again
I actually play the game and is not a shitter
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>>175280467
MEEEEEHHDIIIICKK
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>>175279168
I stopped feeling bad for spy mains a long time ago, they still insist that Source melee hitreg is working as intended and that any possible problem is on the user end.
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>>175280879
>viva is not a shitter
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>>175279717
And they always, ALWAYS try to "duel" you when they have no less than 3 teammates shooting you as well.
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I literally cannot stop eating dicks
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>>175280380
I recently discovered just how good this is in mvm.
Even giants fear to tread against an upgraded scorch.
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>>175280964
i don't know if it's working as intended or not, but it consistently produces the same outcome every time
in a way they are right, if it works the same every time it's your fault if you die to a dodgy stab
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What's the best MVM map and why is it not fucking Mannworks?
>>
It's Manhattan because it just is
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>>175281035
He very much is a shitter
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let's build a loadout
first reply decides the class
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>>175279717
>playing normal demo
>demoknight charges my way
>hit him with a pipe sidestep
>whip out the pan
>crit swing to the back of the head
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>>175281810
Pyro ;3
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>>175277717
I just added "leading the initial hit" there. You happy? I actually dropped a very good hint on being accurate with PG and Syringe Gun if you can read between the lines.
It's not "hard", because PG damage is simply fierce but best performance is given on flat surfaces (splash damage on feet to pin down) or long distances(denying halls) .
Once you catch someone in sights they'd be dead before they know it but trying to recover against a competent player is risky (painflinch and sudden distance changes like tapsteps fuck you up), because your opponent will seek position advantage too if anything.
PG ain't shit with its splash damage nor have hitscan capabilities when there's a height difference. That's why. You have to catch someone offguard with PG, and preferably sneak around.
Syringe gun is almost same deal, but with a way weaker dps capacity and a nice projectile downfall which can give you an edge even at height advantage but fucked over long distance.

There you go.
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>>175281895
our firey friend is looking a bit drab
decide the FIRST cosmetic
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>>175281568
>if it works the same every time
It doesn't. Facestabs exist, failstabs exist, and spy mains know it. Everybody's experienced scoring a hitsound and seeing a bloodspot but not actually dealing damage.

The system is flawed.
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>>175282109
Head Prize
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>>175282109
>>175282154
painted mint
>>
I was always partial to coaltown because I could justify playing sniper.
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>>175281935
wuts PG?
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>>175282154
>>175282236
looking good, pyro
decide the second cosmetic
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>>175282152
>Facestabs exist, failstabs exist
they do but you can create and avoid them consistently

>bloodspot but not actually dealing damage
this hasn't happened to me since i adjusted my network settings
works on my machine
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>>175282378
ballonicorn mask
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>>175282378
Lollichop Licker
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>>175282378
Sub-Zero suit, lime
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>>175274908
>/id/KeliKeliKeli
I lafed look at the groups.
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>>175282504
I'm glad.
I accepted any group for a while, now I get notifications all the time about stupid shit.
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>>175282484
give it some color!
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>>175282504
>keli is a furry
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>>175282698
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>>175282795
expanding this lags my browser
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>>175282795
uhhh... I suppose I'll take that as unpainted
gimme the LAST cosmetic
>>
why do pyros complain that puff and sting is gone when they still have the scorch shot? this thing is like puff and sting from a distance. hit em, run up while theyre bouncing around, and hit em with the axtinguisher
>>
>>175282389
You're conflating lagcomp stabs with true facestabs, which can't be consistently made to occur, otherwise spy would be in a much stronger position. Same with true failstabs.

It's a product of using collision boxes for hit detection.
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>>175282964
MAX'S HEAD
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>>175283041
COLOR!
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>>175283163
salmon
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>>175283243
Only one thing remains, this abomination needs a weapon to fight with!
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>>175283353
Looks like a less obnoxious version of my pyro loadout
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>>175283353
red bear shotgun
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>>175283474
Now ain't she a beautie!
>>
is pyro a blow-up sex doll
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>>175282967
If Pyro can cover enough distance and didn't get noticed victim is dead either way. They complain about loss of damage, now either you M1 someone (156~dps) or Axting (131 per firecrit), it hardly matters.
Also crouch-airblast is a better approach than Scorch Shotting someone then blasting yourself away due to Scorch shell going off late.

>>175280964
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnA65GybCIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5Fg5d_uBU
bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJp-Dy6lyng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4rgTZ5GwA

>>175280467
I gotchu
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>>175284410
>medics that wont give you overheal just because youre at full health, even when no one is around
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>join pub
>no furry avatars but mine
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>>175282913
It used to crash your browser.
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i hope this isnt regret
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>>175284780
How much did you spend on this bad boy, anon?
>>
>>175284780
Did somebody buy it then put in on to the market?
>>
Are cp and koth the best gametypes?
>>
no payload is
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>>175285125
>koth
No, ateast not public koth since it's always one team destroying the other one so it's a 3 minutes match where no one has FUN
>>
My uncle got arrested for playing cp
>>
The Italian restaurant owner got arrested for making CheesePizza.
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I wonder what map keli is in now haha
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>>175284780
>bought from market
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>>175284504
>medics that use the voice command no and shake their head
i like you guys, at least i know you are ignoring me and arent plain retarded
>>
>>175286923
>Spamming E at half health behind the medic
>He keeps saying no
>His pocket dies and I pull out because no way am I going to 3v1 as a scout
>He tries to latch his medigun beam to me
>Say "No." and leave him to die
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>want to have fun
>ping is at 30 but I can't walk through a door and every projectile fired is returned to my magazine
>there are engineers everywhere
>demoman spamming cannonballs through door somehow manages to get a donk on every single shot
>game just crashed
>>
>it's another "game asks me to leave the stomping team for extra xp even though im 150" episode
>>
>Not switching teams then reversing roles until it eventually ends up being a 1v3
>>
>not switching at every possible opportunity to dominate both teams
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>there are people that still get lost on steel
>in this very thread
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>>175289000
>tfw still getting lost on hydro
>>
trips confirm
>>
>tfw no one playing hydro so I don't know if i will get lost on it
>>
hydro is actually pretty confusing, with all of the divided map sections when you think youre in one area but then you somewhere completely different
i think its basically just one giant map with each round being its own seperate section
its interesting but impossible to play in when you have to cap a point right outside someone's spawn
>>
>>175289000
>Get 2 buddies
>Play as Scout or PainTrain Solly/Demo
>Go straight for last
>Win in less than 2 minutes
Every time
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>>175290152
Teach me to be as good
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>>175290152
The last point can be capped in less than five seconds with about 12 people on it
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>>175291205
Doesn't cap rate cap out at like 4x?
>>
take two
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>>175291257
I don't know, i just distinctly remember a match where the entire blu team teleported behind us and jumped on the point, they capped before the announcer finished her line about capping last
I guess it could've been a hacker with that weird timehack, but it was a while ago
>>175291345
Skittle prod
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>>175291345
h o r s e p u s s y
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>>175291345
nigger
>>
>>175291345
im a cuck xd
>>
Is it autoexe.cfg or autoexec.cfg?
>>
>>175291639
bootiful
>>
>>175291689
autoexec
>>
>>175291749
Your Sniper looks like shit.
>>
>>175291749
>He has the thong on his face
Okay
also
>Not awperhand
also
>Buying something on the steam market
>>
>>175292090
post yours then
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>>175291345
Enjoy your ban.
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>>175292259
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>>175292547
you don't deserve
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>>175292259
Your first snipper was alright, but I'm not a big fan of this one.
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>>175292758
Fuck you
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>>175292259
>villain's veil
>school shooter pants
okay now post the good loadout that proves us wrong
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>>175292259
r9 my snip
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>>175292259
I'd like this more if you replaced the veil with a shirt to go with the pants.
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>>175292802
>heatmaker
You I like
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>>175293361
I don't even play sniper. I just grabbed it because I thought it'd look neat with my generic pulp badass look. Will probably swap the hat for something else again, though, since default snipper hat is always the best.
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>>175290152
>convinced my whole team to scout rush last
the enemy didnt have a chance
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>>175293163
>starman
>looks nothing like this
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>>175284985
$25, which I got from selling my Audio File, so no real money

>>175285008
I bought it from the market

>>175285692
i only had steambux to work with. it would be a week wait either way, and with trading people would actually care about sheen and junk
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I heard your 6's team was looking for a battle engie....
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>>175294250
I love it when that shit happens
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this looks better in-game
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>>175295751
oh god what happened to him?
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>>175295751
pyro is popcorn confirmed
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>>175295136
Get some stranges my man.
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See you next thread I think fellas.
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>>175296180
almost ten years later i still don't get why tentaspy became a thing
i get all variations of pyro
i get that heavy is porttrayed as a retard
i get that sniper is piss
but why spy+octopus
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>>175296590
Because "Spy Crab" meme.
Spy Crab = Harmless
Spy Octopus = Raep.
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Post Hoovies
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>>175296590
>>175296861
it's actually because of the thing that happens if you use dead ringer while you reload where three hands pop up
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post isabelle's puffy vulva
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>>175295931
They'll just distract everyone from my performance
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>>175297297
Nobody cares about your performance.
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>>175296898
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the stats of heavy's melees now apply as on wearer effects and affect all your weapons all the time

what happens
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>>175297397
I'll make you eat those words
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tfw to intteligent too get hit
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>>175297601
It's all about those differently colored texts my dude.
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is the natascha actually a crutch or is it like the darwins danger shield in that it helps you do your classes intended job better?
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Both of those things are crutches.
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danger shield fix

+only gives 25 extra health

syndney sleeper now has +10% crit resistance when zoomed
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>>175284780
It could be some slight regret if you come to our event and win, then have two.
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>>175298196
define crutch. that implies that you are crippling yourself and using the item to prop you up, when a good dds sniper will beat a good machinegun sniper 100 percent of the time
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>>175297585
>Fist of Steel effectively has 500 health passively, 750 if overhealed
>Eviction Notice and GRU makes fat scout more fun
>Warriors Spirit, assuming On Kill applies to all weapon, makes a heavy with good aim almost impossible to kill

WouldBeFunServerGimmicForTemporaryTime / 10
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>>175297585
kgb becomes the meta/banned because of kritz after kills
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>In sewer with demo and a heavy
>Demo immediately gets headshot
>Look at heavy, he looks at me
>He whips out Fists of Steel
>Their sniper runs away while I use him as a meatshield to advance
Sometimes heavies can be alright.
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>You will never GRUhop ever again
>You will never jump around and use skill based movement to make heavy really mobile
>Crying noobs made the -6 health/sec penalty be changed to Mini-crits.
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>>175296898
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@175299759
>repeatedly jumping
>skill based
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but the health drain was not a downside if the server has medics or health packs
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>>175299759
>pressing space
>skilled
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>>175295136
>Not even unique variants of the weapons.

Get along now, pardner before one of you gets hurt.
>>
>Heavy
>Skill
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If anything, wouldn't health drain be an upside, similar to how boston basher bleed is?
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>>175296898
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>>175296898
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>Thinking TF2 takes skill
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Spy takes skill.
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>>175296898
looks like the retarded midget cunt out of AMHS
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>>175300891
nope
>>
Prove me wrong you cuck
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It seems like I'm not the onl--MEDIC!
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>>175301304
>Need a dispenser righ-*BRAAAAPPP*
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A big cup of kicking your- MEDIC! *sip* Deploy- ahhh
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>>175301304
>IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR dummkopf
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>>175301102
Spy is about exploiting the poor decision making process of your opponent. If your opponent plays with the thought of you always in their mind it is very hard to get the drop on them. The more people working against you the less effective you can be, especially on fixed goals like the intelligence.
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>>175302320
Stop posting shitty webms
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>>175301304
EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A -MEDIC!
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>>175302850
Well I thought it was a rather nice webm
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I like Ryuke's silly webms.
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Same, they make me smile
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You're both lame.
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>namefag trying to call others lame
lol
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>not having everyone anonimized
youre the laughing stock here bud
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>namefag
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Friendly reminder all of you have potential to get good at the game, and fun can always be had in tf2, no matter your skill level or mood.
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You guys are jealous
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What's with all the namefags all of a sudden, are you guys in cahoots wanderer or something?
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They see one namefag attentionwhore(i.e. wanderer) getting away with it, then they all come out the woodworks. They should be purged and relentlessly bullied until they all adopt trips so I can filter them all or leave.
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>>175307549
I started doing it and now a lot of other people do too
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don't sully wanderers good name!!
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Keli is better than Wanderer desu
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True, at least Keli's actually good at the game and doesn't brag about his k/d as a crutch offclass playing a crutch offclass map.
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namefags will never be the true OG of tf2g
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I'm better than Keli at the game.
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I want to play a game with keli
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also keli is forcing himself terribly on the gee, making a bad first impression of himself -- nobody likes him or his post style
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Yeah, they're both kind of awful people, but at least Keli attempts to contribute. No idea why he needs a name to do this, though. Also, if that guy who was having trouble with his soldier.cfg yesterday is still here, all you have to do is make a reset.cfg and reverse all the specific soldier.cfg commands you put in, then exec reset.cfg in all your class specific .cfg files.
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>Posts nowhere implies that I was bragging.
>Make a response to a reply that questions my ability to kill people on a videogame.
>This is somehow classified as bragging.
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new shotgun

+900% bullets per shot
-100% less accurate
-85% damage penalty
-fires tracer rounds

lag ur enemies to death lole
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>>175308580
>Attempts to contribute.
>Literally have a bunch of loadout drawings and memes of other people in my folder.

I mean, I guess?
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>>175278798
>felix.gonzales.2000 has joined the game
>felix.gonzales.2000 is now a BLU Medic
>felix.gonazles.2000 has left the game (Disconnect by user)
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Making image macros in no way contributes to actual game discussion or thread quality. In fact, they tend to do the opposite.
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avataring IS against the rules however
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Every time possible Keli has added to the conversation in terms of the game.
He also knows what he is talking about.
Then he memeposts the rest of the time like everyone else.

Keli is pretty average desu, I don't mind him
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Hey, let's talk about Team Fortress 2!
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wanderer and viva are actually both pretty cool currently

but any kind of identity will always be below anonymous
>>
Shut up newtrip
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Honestly, I don't think people would even complain about Keli if he didn't post his pink loadout so much.
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>>175309001
When the game has nothing else to discuss, shouldn't people try to create things that do relate to said game? IE Draw requests of loadouts?

You might not find it appealing but some others do. It's not like It's not TF2 related.
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>>175306850
1v1
No Crits
Scout Only
Degroot Keep
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>good servers
>all these custom game mode servers
>zero pub servers in europe despite being prime time
>3 pub servers
>1 24/7 turbine (not even pro)
>other two are empty
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When there's nothing to discuss, you don't post at all instead of shitposting all day. That or you could try making /tf2g/ lobbies or PUGs like I hear there used to be pretty regularly.
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can i be a namefig?
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>>175280137
Pages 1-4: Loadouts A-D
Pages 5-8: Weapons sorted by class, organized by slot, ordered by release
Page 8, rows 4 and 5: Space for 2 weapons for each class and two scrap
Page 9: Taunts, ordered by class
Page 10: Currency
Page 11: Campaign stamps and badges
Page 12: Extra cosmetics
Page 13: Halloween items
Page 14: Free handouts and achievement hats
Page 15-16: Crates
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>>175309294
Wait meant to reply to
>>175308349
fuck me

>>175309343
Yeah it's pretty dead in terms of community. But kids play community servers for the mods anyways.

>>175309369
I'd be up for this being a thing again desu.
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>>175308965
i seriously love the pablo.sanquire.99 meme, now every time i see one ingame i wonder if its a joke or real
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>>175280137
Sorting by date is the only real answer here.
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>>175309493
>not sorting it yourself
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Man, this era of tf2g just keeps getting worse and worse
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>>175309441
>fuck me
you better prep your boy-ass for my Big Girl Clit A.SA.P.
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>Accusing me of shitposting.
I do, but I do also contribute to the discussion. It's not like I'm a complete shitposter that posts my soldier oc.

Give me some credit here.
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>>175309601
the huge update drought between winter and summer is always a pain

they should plan an invasion-style community update during spring, assuming this game lives long enough for an annual update schedule
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>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
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>>175310290
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>>175310290
I wonder who lies behind this post? back to the office.
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>>175310424
H-he's fast..

I'll draw another one, but of whatever you nerds want.
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>>175310290
I actually had to drop the fucking duke loadout because people in pubs and 6s started copying me
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_VR5pkLY_s
How would this change the meta?
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>>175310765
Wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SBK0kJiRc&app=desktop
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>>175310906
>no critical hits
already better balanced than most tf2 weapons
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>>175280137
page 1-9 class items
row 1 primaries, listed by quality
row 2 secondaries, row 3 melees
row 4 and 5 items
page for unlocks so i dont scrap them accidentally
then multiclass items
tools and paints
chests and garbage
mvm parts
pure metal
last page is drops, with a class token over each column to make it easier to organize before i scrap the items
i only have the demoman token though
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Ãœbersaw quick tip:
Combining the Quick-fix and Ãœbersaw is heavily underrated and rarely seen in pubs.

While it might seem like they actually clash due to the nature of the quick-fixes rapid charges, it actually creates a new gimmick.

The way the quick-fix charge works is that it heals yourself incredibly quickly, at a rate of about 100/s.
Unlike other weapons, it takes effect instantly, with weapon draw time not being a factor.

The base deploy time is 0.5/s for weapons.
The Ãœbersaw can attack at a rate roughly 1/s.
However, the game will find which value has the highest cooldown at the moment and prefer that, meaning you can in theory switch away from your saw right after hitting, and it will not negate your melee DPS, since your attack rate is higher than your deploy time.

Every hit with the Ãœbersaw grants you 2/s of healing, that applies instantly if you hit them while it is still being drained.

This means, potentially, you can get 2 seconds of Ãœbercharge every second, assuming best conditions. In practice, you will likely hit 1-3 times on the same target in rapid succesion, then have a bit of cooldown hunting down your next.

As mentioned earlier, the Quick-fix charge, when in effect, ignores deploy time.
This allows you to regenerate health at a rate of roughly 50/s while not sacrificing your damage ability at all.

You can also keep your Medigun out to regenerate more if needed, or if you need to ignore movement effects like explosives to get in range, although you will never have it out for more than 1.5/s, which adds another 0.5/s deploy time with the saw. So even here, if you hit someone instantly, you get all your 2 seconds of charge back you spent.

This in practice, when done right, and combined with good movement, aim, and gamesense, can allow you to have an Ãœberchain with yourself.

Self-serving? Yes.
Fun as all hell to do and get those glowey 10-streak eyes to show for it? Hell yes.
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Whoa. Ain't nobody got time to read all that shit, nigga.
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tl;dr
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>>175311897
>>175311970
Apply yourself
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why does that dog pee on that man
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i wish i had a cute medic main lie in my lap
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iktf bro
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Why is it when I go to buy stuff the thread ends up turning into shit
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because this game hasnt seen a decent update in years
i want things to talk about but valve only wants to sell keys
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>>175261193
late as all goddamn hell but here
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>>175312559
Because the thread is already shit, but you get used to it and after a while of not seeing it you realize again how much of a shit this general is again
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>>175312559
We cant live without you balancing things here
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>>175232913
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am I a poser if I wear the pip-boy without liking fallout
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>>175312939
I like the border
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>>175313000
yes, but it depends on why you dont like it
why dont you like it anon?
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>>175280137
It's like this for all classes
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>>175313000
Nah. It's okay to like things without liking the thing they're from. I'm not really a fan of the Fallout series, either, but I love the Mad Max-style aesthetics.
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I had a funny interaction happen today. I was punching a dude with the gunslinger and the punches were making contact with the enemy player's character model, while we were both strafing each other side-to-side, but I wasn't hearing any hit dings. I kept punching him and due to lag/TF2's shitty netcode the punches kept whiffing, but then all of a sudden I smack him with the guaranteed third-hit crit and this one shots the enemy Engineer. I was able to prep the third-hit crit from whiffed hits on the enemy character model.

It's funny how the Gunslinger works. There have been other quirks to the gunslinger third-hit in the past, but those have been patched out. For instance, there was a time when you could prep the third-hit crit by punching the metallic ring on the control point twice and then the third hit anywhere would be the guaranteed crit.
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>>175313309
games with long single playthroughs aren't usually my kind of game, I'm more of a roguelite person

rimworld is probably the closest thing to fallout I actually like, only because you're playing on a single save file over a long period of time

>>175313592
it's a really unique aesthetic of future retro wasteland, which are all things I can get behind
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>>175232913
soldier is goofy but i'm pretty sure that's what you were going for so alright. everything else is actually pretty nice but i'm not crazy about engineer's jacket since it doesn't seem to go with the whole cowpoke thing he's got going on.
>>175236391
i like space pyro better than space soldier and heavy. i like scout, demo, spy and both pyros but everything else feels kind of random.
>>175236779
i'm not crazy about a poofy jacket on death glare pyro or the special eyes with the dad duds, but otherwise pretty good actually.
>>175237818
>using the bounty hat on classes that aren't demoman
i respect that. you've got some fun loadouts even if i think the pirate hat doesn't go with the magician shirt on spy.
>>175243664
>pink scout
>rstt pyro, soldier and engineer
>beak medic
eh
>>175244930
i dig pretty much all of these. demo is looking a little random and i'm not sure what could possibly go with the shark hat, but otherwise good.
>>175246794
i like your demos, heavies, spies, first pyro, first medic, first engineer and second sniper. everything else is either the meme furry hat or else rstt. but from the filenames i'm guessing these are your silly loadouts so eh.
>>175246896
these are better, though i think a winter coat would suit that first soldier better. also that second spy belongs in the silly loadouts for sure.
>>175312939
i really like the scout and dig the theme there. everything else is simple but nice, though i'm not a fan of the hazmat in general but you do you.
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>>175232913
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>>175280137
Pages 1-5: Unsorted junk; don't bother sorting unique weapons
Page 6: Strange/Vintage Weapon collection
Page 7: Utilities such as paints, tags, duels, etc.
Page 9: Hats
Page 10: Stat-tracking cosmetics like MvM Badges
Page 12: Metal
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Pootis spencer here
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>>175315086
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https://tf2r.com/k881qzf.htmI
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delete this thread

delete keli

delete wanderer

delete viva

delete vibri

delete the other d-tier name/trip/avatarfags
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>tfw Pootis became a meme but my Procee meme didn't

:(
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>tfw not a name/trip/avatarfag
yay
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>>175232913
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but vibri, wanderer, and viva are all cool
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delete tf2

recover a tf2 savestate from October 1st 2010 and never update it from there
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>>175315747
>404 not found
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>>175316213
vibri is cool
wanderer pushes himself a lot but what he posts doesn't get on my nerves
viva is fucking awful and needs to leave
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>>175316592
t. leech
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>>175316446
what sort of things after october 2010 are bothering you?

I am sympathetic to the plight of others, but by and large I'm happy with everything Valve has done with TF2. The one biggest mistake that they have done though is forcing the matchmaking bullshit down my throat and I will never forgive them for that, fucking faggots.
>>
>>175316779
these days you really have to specify between how valve is handling tf2 and how the tfteam is handling tf2, because the way valve, as a company, is handling the game is fucking pathetic. i think the tfteam is doing the best they can with the resources given to them, and it's clear that they do have a passion for the game and have plans for it in the future, but it's because of valve's embarrassing treatment of the game that they're in this situation to begin with.
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>>175316779
Meh, most kids these days don't think they should have to get friends together and start playing together on a server to get it started. It's for the best really.
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>>175317020
I've passionately described this in the past, but basically TF2 was my "pick up and play" game. Basically:

boot it up
open server browser
of the dozens of near-full 20+ player <50ping servers that I'm greeted by, I can skim through and play on any map that I want and then within a minute of having launched the game I'm thrown into the action and I'm shooting people
~FUN~

the matchmaking system put a huge stop to that. when I startup TF2, I'm expected to wait 5-10 minutes for them to matchmake me into a game.
>>
>>175317572
Yeah, I used to abuse that by joining a server that had just started and challenging whoever was topfragging to a duel.

Unfortunately that just meant that any server with less than 15 players was less likely to get any new traffic, that empty servers would only fill through quickplay, and non-quickplay community servers are left out in the cold.
>>
>>175317572
me

before anybody says "just play community servers." It's all SKIAL instant respawn shit. I fundamentally don't like instant respawn. When I kill somebody or get killed myself, I want there to be punishment for getting killed. It makes you really not want to die.
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hmm
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>>175317854
My new spray, thanks

I wish I could show people my dank sprays still
>>
>>175317827
Why are so many people afraid of dying in a video game? Instead of trying to git gud so that they die less often, they retreat to the instant-respawn hugbox or resort to engineer turtling tactics. It's a FPS. You shoot people, they shoot you back, people die. It's honestly rather frustrating to play with people who are afraid to push and go deep because they're afraid of taking 2 chip damage.
>>
>>175317572
>wait 5-10 minutes
The fuck? It takes me 30 seconds at most.
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>>175317827
Yeah, until the valve servers were sequestered it was population suicide to just run a stock map server. If anybody wanted to play straight tf2 they played on a valve server, if they wanted to fuck around and play something that looked like tf2 they played on community servers. Lots of servers offered sourcemod bullshit on top of vanilla, some used increased maxplayers, and some did instant respawn everybody wins chutes and ladders.
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the worst part about casual mode is that you cant see sprays anymore
gg volvo
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>>175318075
Deselect 2fort/Harvest/Turbine/Baddiewater
>>
>>175318146
>>175318075
Yeah, you try to play a good map like Landfall and it can take you quite a bit longer.
>>
>>175318107
>Caring about sprays when 90% of them are the first Google result for "furry porn"

>>175318207
Hi Ryuke.
>>
>>175318254
>hating on the furry sprays
What the hell man? Its better than anime porn sprays
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Don't forget, a week from tomorrow our next boxing event is happening.

Poll for our future events:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12853693
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>>175319632
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12853693
these suck, make something actually fun like dodgeball tournaments or something
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make a fucking entire comp season out of the 100 posters in this thread
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>>175319797
Dodgeball isn't very fun with high ping, hard to theme, and is by its nature restricted to one class, but I am open to hosting other formats of tournament.
>>175319920
A mini competitive tournament could be kind of cool, have teams of 2 to 4 on each side battle over points in a small arena while the other people watch, prizes awarded to the team that wins.
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>>175314525
yeah, i picked most of my space-y loadouts for that one I guess, I got better heavy/med/engie loadouts than those. ill make a new compilation soon
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>>175319920
half of the people here are too scared to play with someone above their skill level, wich really is the only way of getting good

or too shy to use a mic
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>tfw realize why people don't like Fempyro only when I go to find porn of it
these "people" are some of the most disgusting fiends I've seen on tf2
like a crackwhore whose addictions can never be satisfied, except instead of drugs its tits, ass, and futa dick
I just want a cute
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>>175320184
I dont want people making fun of my girly voice
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I want people to compliment my girly voice
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>>175320121
Could just stream the tournament via spectator over Twitch. I'd play.
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I want girls to compliment my people voice
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>>175320676
we have a guy that sounds literally like a girl
im actually not sure if hes a trans or something
nobody ever makes fun of him/her
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>>175320415
Just look up normal pyro art, then. Just because he doesn't have exaggerated feminine features doesn't mean she's not a girl inside that suit.

>>175320825
Who?
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>>175320825
whomst've are you talking about I need to know if it's me
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>>175320184
>too shy to use a mic
thats me
i could have probably been to places if i wasnt such a fucking pussy
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>>175321090
on the plus side it makes you sound more cute
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>>175310424
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>>175309131
Keli is an arrogant shit talking nigger posting screenshots of him/her talking shit and bragging about how good they are. Then probably takes off their trip to make all these fanboy responses to all of their posts furthering the self stroking of their autism. Wanderer doesn't do the attention whoring at all, nor bragging. Just drawfagging, which is alright.
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>Wanderer doesn't attentionwhore
Nigga you what?
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So
uh
Any good community maps?
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There's a few, there's a tf.tv thread devoted to it. Not really many chances to play said maps outside of competitive, though.
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>>175310290
Please frendo
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TEEK LIVES! Casual Friday is happening so expect fun maps (and cyberpunk)

198.27.67.33:27015
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>>175320909
>>175320915
its not you
im not gonna say it
its a person that changes name a lot in steam too and played s26 with neutronas
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>>175321386
I want that heavy to fuck me
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>>175320785
Once my new computer build is done and I'm confident in its stability I want to start doing more things like that. The thing that the videos currently really lack is a good way to cast them, I've been wanting to try this p-rec thing to see if it is compatible with the hammer wizardry I've put in the map.

I've already thought of a way in mapping to run the game like a 4-man laser tag arena, with interchangeable locales.
Teams could have their own logo (and names) that I could put into my already existing team position on the scoreboard as long as they got me the images in time for the compile.
That could bring some of the users closer together as they'd have to work together to win, to defeat Viva and the homies.
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>>175321386
looks like a fat nerd posing for an edgy self quote

it's gr8 thank you
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>>175321503
koth_bagel is all the rage this days
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35544/koth-bagel
logjam and kalinka are pretty good too.
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
theres also avalanche but thats just a mediocre koth map with pub potential
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Only times where I do ''attention whore'' is when I post my solider as an avatar. The rest is just me explaining myself to people who aren't seeing the full picture.

Hell, I got a warning because of the post earlier. I can't even have draw rolls anymore due to either mods or somebody reporting it.

I'm not even as bad as I was before.

>>175321857
>>175321878
Pootis POW haha!
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>>175321798
keet.pw / teek.pw

No fucking talking allowed. We don't like zionists or ponies.
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what's the consensus on croissant

I used to hear a lot about that map but now I never see it
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>>175321964
Someone made a pro version of Avalanche, shouldn't that be better?
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what's the most anime outfit i can get in tf2
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>>175322407
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>>175322407
Trash toter for engineer
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>>175322446
Looks more like a Steven Universe character than anything.
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>>175322513
then change the sweater to the soot suit
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>>175322584
It's not the sweater, it's the hair/eye combo.
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>tfw when you get dominated by an Engineer main
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>>175313765
>playing back in 2011
>cp_orange nocrit was the shit
>there was one asshole who frequented there
>always used the exploit where if you smack your teammate twice, the third hit would crit
>tfw was dumb as hell back then and didn't know about mouse sensitivity or playing classes that weren't fucking scout so I died in every encounter
Good times.
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>>175322323
the map creator did
its slightly better
removes the underground area under the map that really serves no purpose
also i think it removes the deadcliff on one side
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>>175322740
>tfw you dominate as engineer and it's not even your main
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>>175316136
>>tfw no qt 3.14 sadist gf
I didn't want these feels, anon.
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>tfw Engineer main.
>Always dominate the enemy team.
>Get a lot of ''Thanks!'' and comments about my sentry placements.
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>>175322915
>Mr. Meme
Good grief
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>see friend playing GTA V
>boot it up too
>play for 10 minutes in freeroam or so
>its so fucking boring
why does this game suck so much
its supposed to be GTA, let you do all kinds of stuff
instead you are just stuck in "generic thug" mode and can only do bad guy missions (no ambulance, no cop, no taxi)
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>>175323112
You ought to do heists. They're fun as heck
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>>175323243
i did them all time ago
some of them are really tedious depending on what role you have
i think i just put too many hours in the game in the first month and got burnt out
besides, i know for a fact SAMP was way more fun and balanced in everyway
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>>175323243
>doing heists with randos
Disgusting
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>>175323313
Iunno. 203 levels later, it's still fun as heck to queue with friends and heck stuff up

>>175323347
Yeah, it's a bitch when the majority are foreigners. I try and get the Homies to join up, but they're not having any of it. I got a group for Heists now, though. Now if only we can all get good schedules and grind
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>>175323112
freeroam games are created for dudebros and druggies.
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>that guy that gets mad on the mic
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>>175323650
>that kid who's parents are arguing in the background
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>>175323601
its just so mediocre
99% of missions are not even in the same freeroam universe
balance and game design is non-existant (flying cars with rockets and machineguns, guided missiles, armored cars)
and since they dont allow private servers like most other AAA retards in the industry, people cant make their own servers to cater to an specific playerbase and have a containment zone for RDM retards (war / TDM servers) while the sophisticated play in Cops n Robbers servers with anti-RDM rules
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RPG vs Insurgent is the best thing in GTA besides grinding heists
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:thinking:
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>>175323908
I LOVE YOU CHERI, I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN THE SAME SUIJIN GAME AS YOU
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>>175323880
>ywn play in a custom "War" server like the ones in SAMP
>ywn play in a 40 player tank/jet mixed battle in GTA V
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>>175323908
I don't see any thinking in that screenshot
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>>175324174
Bottomscoring trash is all spies.
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>>175324478
that's the joke, I was saying that nobody in that screenshot was thinking
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>>175324031
i love you too anon!
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i am the humble water filter salesman

fear me
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I LIKE TO EAT TOO
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>it's a "lower half of team doesn't push objective until last seconds and fails" episode

this one seems to replay a lot :/
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>>175321732
This guy slaps your medic's ass. What do you do?
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>>175325876
~Yui Waifu 4 Laifu~
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>>175325876
W a n d e r e r
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>>175325876
jeb is a mess
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>>175325876
cool cat saves the pub
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>>175325876
Overwatch>TF2
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>>175325876
just get us to the next thread
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>>175325876
>>175326079
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>>175325876
>>175325980
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>>175325876
use the ubered heavy avatar
name: jesus-phillipe-2009
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>Rerolling
No, faggot. We will shitpost this thread to death the proper way.
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>>175325876
%PLAYERNAME%
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AN IVE BEEN FRAGGIN YUOR WIFE
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>>175325876
Avatarfagging fuccboi
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>>175325876
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>>175325876
anime is socialist propaganda
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>>175325876
ass nig
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>>175325876
painis weakness
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>>175325876
ancaps aren't anarchists
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>>175325876
nArUtOXxXlUfFy#OTP
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should I just sell all my vintage weapons on the market?
I dont even play this game anymore, but have a hard time letting go of all this shit
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>>175327439
vintages aren't worth much so they probably hold more sentimental value than actual value
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>>175327856

>>175327856
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>>175325936
Switch to medic and pocket him too.
thanks man it's beautiful
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>>175327439
if you have a minimum wage job or higher giving a shit about virtual money becomes too much of a chore
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tfw you die and wait for the replay but then you remember this isnt ow

tfw you want to graple hook away as sniper but you realize you arent french
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>>175322764
>always used the exploit where if you smack your teammate twice, the third hit would crit
Oh yeahhhh, I remember that. That was some funny shit
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>>175321221
its not cute, its autistic and crippling and i wish i could just talk to people
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>>175325876
POOTIS XDDD
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>soldier has 70k kills on his nigger box
>is still trash at the class and can only and will only play 2fort
>still gets btfod by average players even on splash damage crutch map 2fort

I don't get it, i know the thing is a dirty crutch but why does everyone who uses it suck so bad? Its not like gameplay is drastically different then stock. Its stock with one less rocket and hp gain on hit, yet everyone who uses it just literally cant play soldier.
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>>175226284
Anybody wonder about how the comics don't (and probably won't) explain everything like:
Are the blu team different people from the reds?
How mann bros hire the mercs in the first place?
How old are the Mercs?
During the comic what are the blu team doing?
Why is the soldier so crazy about war?
And many more...
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Have the canon comics even shown a blue version of the classes?
I can't think of any.
With the best explanation being, imo, that the blues don't exist in canon.
It's purely a game mechanic. And a necessary one unless they designed a different set of models for blue team.
They are mercy. The only real explanation needed is that pauling contacted them via phone or letter or carrier pigeon or some shit.
Age doesn't really need to be cemented either imo. It would be cool, but we can tell their ages just about just looking at their designs. The only exception would be if they decided to make one of them more youthful looking than they are.
Like making scout 45 or something.
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>>175336449
>what is a strange farm server
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>>175321389
See
>>175311682

One sign of autism is not being to get sarcasm or jokes man.
I feel like that might be why you find it hard to enjoy our new lord and savior Keli
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>>175317986
that isn't the case and you know it. they just accept they will eventually die, but doesn't mean they don't want to die altogether. i use it for roamer practice, flying across the map as fast and efficiently as possible and see what i can do. roamer normally has a team so obviously i still die but it is refreshing to respawn immediately because waiting 20 seconds isn't fun no matter how you look at it and no matter how well you did in a round
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Friendly reminder that Soda Popper is objectively better for pubstomping as long as you can hit both meatshots without delay.
That's 200 damage in just 0.3 seconds there jimbo.
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