/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General Anonymous

>>175124617
first for finally not fem pyro

>implying anyone wants to post in a viva thread

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But cashiers do the bagging themselves.

And isn't that a highschooler's job, anyway?

>>175124747
who is this fag? i see 'viva' every where and why does he/she proclaim themselves, 'based'?

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>enemy spy doesnt use the DR
>even easier to find and delet him

viva thread is best thread

>viva will never give you a (You)

Rename blizzardy storm danger to It's Raining Meth Y/N

>>175125157
shygals sniper surprise

shit OP but whatever

>>175125157
I please older men for refined metal

>>175125157
zoomy shoot stick

>>175125157
I'll shoot your eye out, kid!

>>175125157
Fuck the music with my Surf n Turf

>>175125157
scoped ambassador

>>175125157
if you read this name your mom got into a horrible headshot

>>175125157
LoNgg buRRel BoOm thAng

>>175125157
viva is a faggot

>>175125157
slug shotgun

>>175125840
or "Im not haxxor silly bois but download lmao

>>175125157
Xx_hoovykiller_xX

>>175125157
trade for free hat

>>175125157
I towel floss my anus.

>>175125157
Handsome Hector's Heckin' Handy Hearty Holiday Head Harrower

>>175125157
Pinky Pie's Special Metal Rod

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is this a good robo medic guys? thinkin of droppin the chest piece to keep the hat / mask / glasses

>>175126367
I like horse dick

>>175126367
i want to FUCK pinkie pie!

>>175126367
i use undetected vac cheats :)

>>175126367
I touch myself at night

>>175126367
Fluttershy kinda thicc....

>>175126367
S> This for free, trade me

>>175126367
Lake of Fire

>>175126367
kurt cobains long range microphone

>>175126367
I voted Hillary Clinton

>>175126367
White pussy belongs to big black cock.

>>175126367
dicks out for harambe xD

S> C9 Cotton Head for 76 Keys pure. Overpay in items. Send offers @ id/BasedViva

>>175126630
Truth

>>175126367
gas the kikes, heil fluttershy

>>175126367
pinkie pies stinkie pinkie taco piercer!

>>175126367
knee cap
>>175126735
i'll tell you a funny joke for it

>>175126367
if you didnt get headshot by this sniper rifle then your mother will die in a horrible accident tonight

>>175126367
GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX

>>175126801
reroll

>>175126367
i have collected all of the chaos emeralds

>>175126367
20% Cooler

>>175126367
visit me at r slash the donald

>>175126367
Make it Great, Pizza Hut

>>175126367
run

>>175126367
What comes out tastes like salty milk and pennies.

>>175126367
ask me about lolicon

>>175126367
quitting tf2 trade me for free things

This thread just gotten shittier than the last one.

How.

>>175126367
gender is a choice

>>175127498
it was made by a retarded tripfag

>>175126367
kurt cobain's christmas tree

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thread content

http://www.strawpoll.me/12834595

>>175126367
pee on me while i jerk off

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>>175127498
>tripfag
>thread started with a roll

That's how.

>>175126367
Applejack a shit

>>175127564
who the fuck is kurt cobain?

>>175126367
google.com/booby

Brb, calling the NYPD

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real picture of the janitor who lurks this thread

That's a good thing though.

>>175127567
>All those offclass votes
absolutely disgusting

reminder pyro is gordon freeman who entered the timelock after defeating the combine. he went back in time to enlist in Nam because it was revealed that the gooks were behind it all but his HEV suit broke and the timelock malfunctioned so he had to grab a nearby asbestos suit & gas mask to survive the combustion. after the ordeal the suit got stuck and pumped a seemingly infinite supply of laughing gas into his lungs and after a few hours he didn't even try to get it off. the perpetual high caused him to accidentally enlist in the gravel wars instead of vietnam.

pyro jungle update will coincide with the announcement of hl3

>>175128726
no you dumb nigger

heavy is the defensive counterpart to pyro and doesn't need speed. he needs a FULL FUCKING REVERSAL of the GAY ASS FUCKING accuracy & damage NERF

Y'know don't say swears

soldier = offensive demoman
pyro = offensive heavy
demoman = defensive soldier
heavy = defensive pyro
engineer = defensive medic
medic = offensive engineer
sniper = defensive spy
spy = offensive sniper

scout = ?????

PUT A CIGARETTE OUT ON MY DICK

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>>175128859
bring back the 20% resistance on spun up guns regardless of health

POCKET FUCKING TRYHARD DICKMUNCH SOLDIER

scout is scout c:

scout is SHIT

Shouts out to Blaris for making a DELIGHTFUL present

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOq14SoUP0w

>>175131347
fuck you

>>175126367
[DELETED MESSAGE] from the janitors of /vg/!

>>175129878

If they kill you, they're a tryhard.

Is it possible to anonymize certain tripcodes with 4chanx's options? It's a very useful tool but I don't want to discriminate against all tripfriends, only the short half-mexican ones.

>>175131916

There should be an option to filter it out.

>>175131916
>>175132045

Ah wait, I'm using appchan x. Sorry.

>Spy is removed from the game
Is anything really lost?

is there a way to only show /sfur/ threads on /b/ but nothing else

i'm tired of all the icky stuff

>engineer, medic, sniper & spy are removed from the game because they mostly exist to counter each other and the game would be faster if it was a deathmatch between the first 5 classes

is any really lost?

>>175132448
not really
engineer's biggest counter is still an ubered demoman
the only complaints youll get is from the spy mains themselves

>>175132485
boards.4chan.org/b/catalog#s=sfur
then bookmark it
though i dont know why you wouldnt just go to trash for that, its filled to the brim

>>175132653
yes
games become a shitload slower without medic because you cant really commit
scouts dont have any counters anymore, and considering that scout's only weakness is sentries, he literally becomes god
stalemates are even more common because there is no snipers
it wouldnt be too bad if you removed a class, but then you would have to rethink the whole game through and through

>>175132485
fuck off

>>175132448
game improves because you don't have to be paranoid and waste ammo on teammates

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*builds entrance*
*builds level 3*
*builds dispenser*
*doesnt build exit*

*start vote*
*vote pass*
*engineer is banned*

>>175133762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4W7G_vG2I

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*builds exit on the edge of a cliff*

>>175131838
It's an old Jerma joke.

come on, this is tf2g!

>Caring about Youtube "celebrities"
>Thinking everyone should get your absolutely epic man references
>>>/r/tf2 is that way

you should definitely know at least what "ITS OVER" is from

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so sorry for trying to member

post yer friggin' epic then

No. I really don't. Nor do I care. Circlejerking over Youtube e-celebs is cancerous, no matter if you're hyping up Uncle Dane/Muselk or Jerma/Ster.

i bet youre fun in parties, dude

I bet you unironically watch garbage like Pewdie Pie too. Get some standards.

>>175135589
Not him, but I don't, I don't pay too much attention to youtube even though I do have a channel there.

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>>175135635

parties are for people circlejerking about their personal acquaintance-celebrities, you can only rely on yourself for entertainment

that means making your own games, food, porn, etc.

i just spectated someone using a controller. they have over 200 hours.

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>>175135635

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>>175135845

>>175135967
Do you think Hank Hill would fight against the government if they tried to take their guns?

>>175136530
Yes. If only so that he and Bobby could still have something to bond over, since Bobby's really good at shooting shit.

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>>175135635
is this epic

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>>175136641
more epic

>>175136630
Would Hank and Bobby burn the tyrants at the CIA/FBI alive with propane?

>>175136779
Yes. Just imagine I posted that one Hank Hill gif here because I don't have it saved.

>>175136530
he seems to respect and listen to authority, but he'd also probably see taking guns as un-texan

dale would be preparing some kind of last stand

sounds like a good episode

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>>175135635

>>175136909
this has great comedic effect because after reading "you crafted" I have to scroll down to read the punchline

very epic

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>this loadout has no conflicting cosmetics

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Ill give anybody a free hat if they make this the next OP.

>sniper bodyshots me 3 times
>go dds sniper
>he complains in chat
`_>`

>>175138651
what the fuck is the thing on the left?

Also what's a good server fellow tf2g'rs are playing on right now? casual has been shit recently for me

I'll fuckign STEAL your hat if you make the next OP anything but fempyro

>>175138692
personally i never try to bodyshot someone on purpose unless i don't have a choice (ie can't see their head) or unless they're a pyro. even then with pyros i usually try to headshot them and then noscope them afterwards. it's not like a pyro can exactly complain about a no-skill bodyshot.

>>175138737
Dunno.

>>175138803
generally the mentality behind snipers who just body shot is "a kills a kill" which is fine but its ironic when theyre the same people who complain about enemy snipers using the shield

>>175138737
the thing on the left is an egotistical avatarfag. it makes sense that he's hanging out with viva now.

>>175138849
i'm not really huge on that mentality because at that point what's to stop you from flat out cheating? doesn't matter if i used hacks to get it, a kill's a kill m8

>>175138737
i like nemu's payload
its usually filled and when its below 10 people (which is rare) theres a vs engineer bot mode, which is a nice change of pace

>>175138924
>hanging out with viva.

No, fuck viva.

>>175138924
i meant right by mistake but but are they both trip fags that frequent here or something?

>americans waking up
>thread turns to shit

why?

>americans waking up at night
???
??
?

>>175139029
Waking up at midnight? I don't even think NEETs wake up that late

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>>175138692
>having a good time sniping
>machina dds sniper appears in a 1cm dark peephole and always has a full charge
>switch to soldier or something because sniping isn't fun anymore
>"why do you keep focusing me :((("

>>175139029
>almost 1 am on east coast
what

>>175138997
the one on the right is a tripfag. he calls himself "based" viva. the left is not a tripfag, which means he can't be filtered, which SUCKS.

>>175139029
>americans waking up
This is when we go to bed dumb dumb
Thats why the thread is shit. All you filthy euro's and koreans get on and kill the fun.

but im staying up

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>>175138997
I'm the guy who usually draws the loadouts(Example to the left), along with CageZ and Ryuke.
As well as make memes of your loadouts.

I'm mostly hated here but I simply don't care. I haven't been as obnoxious as I was before.

'indian'Viva is some tripfag who contributes nothing but shitposts.

>>175139114
i was getting suspicious when I repeatedly saw that atrocious soldier OC everywhere

>>175139114

^This

>>175139220
yes viva is a fag from what i've seen but
noone ever memes my loadouts...

>"it's me against the world!!"
can't speak for anyone else, but this kind of mentality is why you can come across as obnoxious

>>175139225

Just report him for avatarfagging.

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Alright, finished buying everything I needed for my Aviator Asshole Pyro.

I mostly made it themed around flying/flight, etc.

>>175139368
>no air raider
>no jupiter jetpack
>flight themed

pal. . .

>>175139306
Ill be happy to meme it for you, just reply your loadout and Ill get to it.

>>175139334
Not really implying that, I just don't care.
You guys hate me but I enjoy producing content for the thread when I do decide to get around it.

>>175139350
I haven't posted mysoldier1233.png in a long while.

Why does sniper need to exist again?

why are all the servers in the op dead?

also what are surfing servers?

>>175139442
I used the reference on the left.
It was the closest thing to the skull I could find.
Air raider looks ugly. Imo.
Also Jupiter Jetpack is a space item.

>>175139540
They're servers that build up your stamina as you swim the waters

>>175139540

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Surfing

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Do I focus on getting good at Soldier or Demoman?

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>>175139552
>air raider
>ugly
you take that back

/trash/'s tf2g is better

>>175139639
Soldier.
He can be a pocket or a roamer.

>>175139639
Demo.

>>175139639
soldier because I hate facing soldier mains but god do I hate demo mains more

always so smug with heads full of eyeball

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>>175139552

Come back when you've graduated from gravity.

>>175139669
Last breath is a qt item. Fuck your elephant penis nose cosmetic.

Whenever I see the Air Raider I'm reminded that The Fly exists and then I get extremely uncomfortable.

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>>175139791
you are like a little baby

>>175140063

>bubble pipe
>ever

I'm not a pyro main, so I don't have any reason to get an unusual for him, but even so I think the bubble pipe is one of the more stupid hats for pyro.

>>175140147
I wish there was a style that got rid of the pipe, but I mostly use it because it's part of the phlog set

I even use the manmelter when there's enemy pyros

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Behold, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

>>175140345
looks like an overwatch skin

>>175140428
really makes you think

robot heads look like truck nuts for weapons

the wrench is the only good botkiller

>>175140548
It's kinda why I have one. Although, just like real balls, I don't enjoy them dangling in my face.
Except if you're Viva.

>>175138941
a kills a kill in the pretext of the game itself. it may be "cheap" but not against the rules or anything
i doubt anyone here plays but it's a similar mentality to using a stall team on pokemon

>>175139639
soldier won the war, so him

>>175138941

Nice fallacious logic with that slippery slope, but the implicit idea that everyone knows and uses to differentiate between a cheat versus player skill is that a kill is a kill so long as it's within the confines of game rules that players are freely given access to, which are the same for everyone. Game rules that Valve has set. Cheats, injectors, and scripts are all illegal modifications of game files that while are technically available to everyone fail to meet the qualification that Valve intended for that to be a part of gameplay.

>>175141393
i dont think you needed to type out an essay for that response anon

>tfw engi vs spy was scrapped and the balance changes were put into gunmettle
>tfw there was never a revolver to fight over

>>175141626
new revolver for spy and engineer
nitro express
clip size -83%
damage +150%
reload speed -75%
movement speed -20% while equipped

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>>175141850
Ahh yes Spy, the most "fair and balanced " class, right next to the pyro.

the deadeye
>15% faster firing speed
>15% faster reload speed
>hitting a target with all 6 shots in a clip will mark them for death
>20% less damage
>on miss: hit yourself,
idiot

pyro secondary

The Heat Seeker
Level 20 Rocket Launcher
+50% clip size
+50% faster firing speed
+Hits refresh afterburn duration and cause afterburn to mini-crit
-45% damage penalty
-80% push force
-Does not ignite targets on its own
-No random critical hits

This weapon reloads its entire clip at once. Takes 2 seconds.

>>175141443

>essay
>not even 200 words

Anon...

>>175142363
>pyro
>rocket launcher

are you the same guy who made that retarded shotgun for sniper?

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>>175135635
HI HELLO I'M THE EPIC 8NSPECTOR FROM LAST THREAD AND I STILL SENSE THAT THERE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH EPIC. I HAVE THE EPIC SPECUAL GORCES ON SPEED DIAL AND THE LOCAL EPIC POLICE ARE ON THERE WAY UNLESS YOU POST MORE EPIV RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>175141850
>cloak and dagger
>hide in a corner
>decloak
>one shot someone
>hide in a different corner
>repeat

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>>175135635
>>175142720
Ok ok please don't shoot my dog

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>>175135635

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how does this make you feel?

it doesn't make me feel much desu

>>175145002
>pubber spy main uses the pubber spy main loadout

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>>175142720
okkid

>>175140603
flamethrower is good too. My first strange / fav weapon is my rusty flamer. The minigun is the worst how the chain floats on it.

I wish each botkiller had the head of the appropriate class bot on it.

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>none of these conflict

>>175139813
i didnt say the last breath was bad, but the air raider deserves love to you mong

>viva OP
>Nobody's posting
Makes u think huh

>>175146619
everyone has him filtered so they don't even know the thread exists

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>>175145614
>the cure for fat crossdressers is intense beatings
fuckin' kek m8

can someone meme my heavy like that?

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>>175146643
>>175146619
Should I steal the thread? nvm.. I'll just try at least.
>>175146839
>>175146839
>>175146839

>>175146795
Give me a little bit, I'll hit you up in the morning.

>>175146795
Yea, Ill do it too. Just give me your items so I can get some letters from.

>>175145614
>When ur meme made it in
*Refreshed sigh* do you plan on adding to this image, cause ive got a bunch more

>>175146795
i might as well try too i guess
unless someone else gets to it first, iunno

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>>175146795
>>175147467
Ye a screenshottis of ur pottis is the usual crafting table to which these memes are made.
He can still be DOIN the taunt but we need some items names boyo.

>>175147498
Yea, but not soon though. Ill save it and make another one when I have enough.

>>175147615
Alright let me know and I'll dump some or something.

>>175147702
make an imgur and send it to me.
Itll be easier for us both.

>>175147770
Ok duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I'll post it in the thread when i make it.

>>175147839
Thanks my man.

>>175147874
No problem

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>>175146795
>>175147467
>>175147402
>>175147614
Well I for some reason can't find the uncropped version of it on my phone but here's my other heavy load out for some letters

>>175148143
Thanks, Ill be right on it as soon as I can.

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Post yfw you realized that Earbuds are at 1.8 keys

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>>175148574
Thanks man, you're the best

>>175138110
>tfw the game is soo dead the reaper cant take it to game heaven so its stuck in the mortal plane as a spooky skeleton

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>>175149224
Here you go. I tried to keep it with the space theme too.

>>175142363
>all those stats
have some restraint you fucking autist

The Manlet Mechanic
Level 5'0" Wrench
+90% damage resistance on wearer
+Sentry model & hitbox is 75% smaller
-6 inches to wearer height
-Sentry can be knocked back by damage & airblast. Receives 1000% push force from all sources.
-Wearer instantly dies if sentry is propelled into him.
-120 max health unless sentry is built.

Would you use it?

>>175151448
xD

>>175124784
well if it is id be surprised.
Bagging and bringing in the carts in the parking lot has been my job for a little under a decade now

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http://tf2r.com/kwlofen.html

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DAE think STAR_ is a HATER??? He was mean to Uncle Dane (the very gud sentry mane lol) on the internet wtf

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http://tf2r.com/k16dtdv.html

>>175154668
No, uncle dane was mean to Star.

reminder that crit a cola and steak sandvich need to switch their damage vulnerabilities

reminder that bonk and crit a cola should only last for 6 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHnMCLiX3s

>Literally an upgrade

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>>175155865
The Spitfire is inferior to the Messerschmitt BF109 due to the lack of fuel injection.

more like shitfire

I was kicked from pub after being accused of hacking. What are the chances that Ill be vacced.
Didnt actually cheat. Salty scrubs were just made at getting hit by the direct hit and my twitch reflexes.

>>175156390
0.0%

>>175156390
>What are the chances that Ill be vacced.
it doesn't matter if you're cheating or not, you will never be vacced ever

>>175125157
I got banned for a day last time i posted something like this. Watch out.

>>175156436
Requesting "It was an intentional choice"

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>>175156021
don't forget the inferior fire power and lower performance at high altitudes of the spitfire

>join game
>6 minutes on loading screen
>get in
>you are now on your way to dustbowl
>2 minute loading screen
>motion blur and HDR are on for some reason
>disable them
>dropped by server, takes 8 minutes
>join again
>remember i forgot to take shadows off
>change settings again
>sound looping for 5 minutes straight
>time out

no fun allowed

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>>175156867
I didn't.
Still, inferior firepower can be countered with tactics. The biggest problem was really the fuel injection one

>>175156986
That's what you get for using 2008 hardware

>>175157347
the engine is shit
>>175156986
get comanglia FPS config
http://www.teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglias-config-fps-guide

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>>175145614
>Not a single one of the ones I made is in that picture

>>175157563
my game literally runs worse with the toaster config

>>175157901
odd, the toaster config shouldnt make a difference in most systems. suppossed to be desperate changes for when even the FPS config doesnt give you 60 fps

http://tf2r.com/kzqyi2k.html

"Fuck you" raffle #1

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Do I have a problem?

>>175158597
>12 hours a day

no

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seek medical help

>>175158745
>scout main follows the path of life chosen for him and attempts to shove his head up his own ass

The way you tell if a scout main is an asshole or not is by his weapons.

Stock or Sodapopper = Asshole
Crit-a-cola = Asshole

Any other combo of weapons = Rad dude

Only two I've ever come across are a dude during End of the Line who was using the full Milkman set and probably saved his team the game.

Second was two weeks ago in a doublecross server who was using an aussie FaN and the stock pistol. He would use the FaN to get height advantage and then use his god like pistol aim to fight. He was a pretty cool dude.

Every stock scout I've ever met has been a dick or clueless. Maybe both.

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>>175159360
I run Stock/Sodapopper + Winger + Atomizer

Come at me bro

>>175159360
on one hand you're right

on the other hand you're an faggot

Post scouts so I can judge if you are an asshole

>>175159561
Already did
>>175159493

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>>175159561

>almost one full year since a major update

Just fuck my game up famalamadingdong

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>>175159561
I can promise you that I am.

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>>175158848
where did the scout touch you

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>>175159561
im shoot.

>shitty unusual
>default melee on scout
0/10

would you be interested in a no-crossbow 6s cup ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12836243

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>>175159561

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>>175159561

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>>175159561

>>175159493
Laughs when he jumps around like an idiot and kills a pocket medic and the australium demo/sollies.
Massive cunt in chat to enemy team.
Asshole.
Pretends to be ironic with the loadout but since you spend so much money on it it's actually not ironic.

>>175159591
Furry in denial.
Asshole and not super good, but will type All-caps "LOL" in chat when someone else is salty because of him.

>>175159642
Nice to own team.
Fucking cunt to enemy team.
Daywalker asshole.
Very judgmental but not vocal about it.

>>175159906
Has good aim and decent movement.
Probably mild asshole.

>>175160135
Focuses on himself but is not shy of helping the team if the opportunity lands in his lap
Mild asshole.

>>175160173
Has 'Ironic' binds
Asshole

>>175160226
Tryhard but not a good one.
Has all the games info, meta, and strats in his head, but lack of skill makes it hard to implement.
Asshole, but silent about it.

>>175160474
>dukefag
>binds of any kind
>asshole

you couldn't be more wrong even if you tried

Stop bullying highlander

what does tryhard even mean

it means youre a fag

maybe it means that i frag

>>175160998
its a compliment, something like "stop playing the game properly, you are making me feel bad about my lack of skill"

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what a qt

>>175161193
Stormy

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>>175161240
i literally cannot find one

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>>175161240
>>175161305
Hi

>>175159906
Are you that lesbian from Aliens?

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>>175161382
not a wet works. nice set, though

What's the trifecta of normie shooters?
I'm thinking something like CoD - CS - HALO

overwatch is just a garbage copy

overwatch is an autistic tf2 and tf2 is an autistic tfc and tfc is an autistic qwtf

autist of an autist of an autist

Overwatch is boring. I got like 50 hours in it and i don't want to play it anymore.

>>175162196
same
i have a friend who bought overewatch for 30 bucks and uninstalled TF2 for some reason because "they are the same"
he keeps all his generic and "Muh realism" shooters installed at once tho

I went back into this game since .. geez .. i don't know, years.
And now i fucking hate it.
Retard kids and shit players everywhere and no game mode is safe.
>tired of trying to find a game with people that aren't totally stupid
>give up
>might as well relax in MVM
>it's fucking PVE for fuck's sake how low can you set the bar
>it's even worse
>take advanced / expert maps instead
>even EVEN worse
>again, fucking kids everywhere and don't get why they suck like a cocaine whore in withdrawal
>last hope
>remember i have mann up tickets i got from trading back then
>.. its the FUCKING SAME

Even the mvm "Caliginous Caper" Nightmare map can't be exempt of shit squeakers who can't even place an engie sentry properly.
F2P was a mistake.

>>175162832
>dont have the balls to play comp so you play casual
>surprised half the people are retarded
>playing MvM
tsk tsk tsk

>>175162927
All game modes are full of shit, you retard.
You think playing competitive will make it suck less ? Think again. Shit players can be carried and you'll always get them everywhere.
But please, show me your comp ranking, nigger.

>>175163132
>he thinks anyone in the comp community plays comp MM
god i hate valve for making retards like you think Comp MM is relevant at all
im 18, but nobody gives a shit about matchmaking rank in the comp community, they will laugh at you if you brag about it
not even gonna uninstall prec to take a screenshot of my rank

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>tf2c
>720 healing/minute
>Still lose
>One guy on team salty af about me not saving his ass every time even if it would risk my own life and über

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>spot a trolldier overhead
>comes down on me
>hit my kill bind seconds before the shovel makes contact
>he disconnects

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>>175159561

>>175163535
>720 healing per minute
thats pretty low, but if your team is constantly taking damage
do you do crit-heals? buff scouts and soldiers even if they are full on health togive them heals extremelly fast

>>175162927
>valve comp
fucking kek, it's literal garbage.

>>175163725
if i say comp i mean real comp, not fucking valve garbage
god i hate publords thinking im talking about Valve Comp when i dont even mention it

>>175163724
Was way higher than enemy medic.
And yes I did critheals as well as a lot of crossbow shots to heal people far away or the ones airborn from rocket/sticky jumping.

>>175163873
well im not used to the NA meta of constantly fighting and taking damage, do you not ever hold and wait to make uber? that would make playing medic much easier

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>>175145614
>mine is in there twice

rad

>>175163953
Never able to really hold back, team was constantly rushing

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>>175163623
>ebin heavy medic combo on the other team
>running around with kritz trying to make people laugh with the mittens
>forget to jump when i encounter them while flanking
>explode myself right before he tauntkills me
>he spergs out in chat for a good few minutes about me being a dick and not letting him get the kill

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How does this scout look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj0J7ufcMvk

>>175164467
angry and pixelated

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Should I hold a raffle giving out 127 scrap metal?

I triple dog dare you

>>175164474
>Shit everyone with more than 100 hours knows
And you just need to shoot a wall if you're falling that far, no need to time the rocket speed to the ground

>>175164792
Only if I win

>>175164792
setting up my rigging program right now

>>175162832
>play mvm
>team has 1 spy 1 sniper 2 soldiers
>oh god
>spy eternal reward
>no
>sniper has no explosive headshot skill
>please
>neither soldiers rocket specialist

Why are people too stupid for pve in this game?

mvm in general is barely worth playing

mvm can be fun if all players know what they're supposed to do

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I may not raffle unusuals anymore but I can still do Australiums

http://tf2r.com/k7hddrn.html

Kill yourself.

I hecking love using voice commands as heavy btw

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>>175161595
yes. I replaced the wound with some strange digit divulgers.

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>>175129292
annoying faggot

>>175164467
What items?

>>175168519
Looks bad

>>175129292
Bad players

>>175130482
fuck you

I have 103 keys.

What should i buy

>>175169467
My never ending loyalty

>>175169467
a shitton of secret saxtons, crate gifts or key gifts and spam them on a random server, then buy a nice unusual with whatever's left

>>175169467
Sell 'em through PayPal

I'll buy them all for $1.50 a key

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:D

>>175170474
>starting at 14.50
are people actually buying this thing?

viva stop trying to scam people

>6 sold in the last 24 hours

Gee, I can't tell if they're buying them

>>175170696
That's a good price for bulk, though

>>175170572
>>Volume: 6 sold in the last 24 hours

It was at 17.80 when I looked yesterday.

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>>175169467
Give some to me pardner

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at what point is genericness a sin

>>175171043
that demo loadout is generic but top tier 9/10
medic is 9/10 pretty original
all others are just plain generic, I give a 5/10 average

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Any other medic mains here noticed the insane amount of competition between other medic mains?

There is a huge need to establish dominance, though Ubersaw battles, crossbow aim, or healing/min rates.

It's like 2 bottoms fighting over a double sided dildo or something, shits intense.

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guys check out my new headset

>>175172415
would pocket / 10

>>175172394
STOP MAKING OTHER MEDIC MAINS LOOK BAD REEEEEEEEEE

>>>/r/Healsluts

i think im going to buy 3 unusuals. 1 for Engy, 1 for Pyro and 1 all class

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>>175172972
sue me faggot

post manly medics

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>>175173101
i would need your full name for that

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>playing pyro
>Phlog is full
>Medic has uber
>get ready to turn this corner and mess everyone on the cart up
>the Medic ubers the Engineer instead

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>>175173275

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33 keys for a Wet Works Searing Plasma or 35 keys for a Wet Works Haunted Ghosts?