/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - PUCC~ is here edition

>>175102852
pirate when

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Remember to pre-order Tamaki's game: Warriors All-Stars (無双スターズ) available August 29 for the Sony PlayStation 4™ and Steam®

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PooUVTmKagw

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>>175103846
Jokes on you

>>175102852
>Creating new thread before bump limit

I let you go for now, don't think you won

Benevolence

>>175103787
>Loli furry

Is there something more disgusting than this?

discount when

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>>175104586
>furry
It's kemono.

>>175102449
It has lot of issues (beside the huge amount of bugs I mean) like any other Koei strategy games, but it's pretty fun now that the PUK is out.

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>>175104983
Anything that isn't 1 is furry.

>>175104983
I don't know what is K I M O N O
But that cunt definitely looks like a furry

>>175104983
Kemono is the nip word for furry.

>>175105636
There are important differences.

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>>175103846
sup fag

>>175104586
>Is there something more disgusting than this?
A furry shota.

>>175103697
cs.rin.ru

>>175106081
Arguable

>>175106148

What did he mean by this

Cao Cao did nothing wrong

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Meanwhile, at /eagg/ Xiapi castle...

>>175107353
my feet are cold and wet and i'm hungry and i can't drink wine

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>>175107353

>dat slick Kenshin in the new NobuAmbition
Who Bishamonten here?

>>175107353
[The Nutshack theme plays loudly in the background]

>>175107353
the /eagg/ frat house would certainly be an interesting place that's for sure

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>>175109204
For those who haven't seen.
here's hoping female Kenshin mode gets a comeback too

>>175109682
For the uninitiated, what is this mode and why is it a thing?

If you could marry a single dynasty warriors character, who would it be.

You cannot get divorced
Sex only for making new children
They are an actual chinese warlord and only know how to speak/write middle chinese

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>>175110415
Gimmie gimmie.

>>175110415
>sex only for making new children
so we can't make passionate love just for having fun with each other? boring

>>175110415
no one with those stipulations

>>175110415
I guess Yueying? She seems smart enough to learn a way to communicate, and if that's impossible, at least she can be quicker to adapt to indoor plumbing than others. Maybe with her smarts she can invent something that I can use to make money off of.

On second thought, I'm a terrible fate to inflict on a woman. Bao Sanniang can suffer me.

>>175110415
But Dynasty Warriors characters already know English and Japanese.

>>175109795
Old Japanese meme, Uesugi Kenshin
>never had facial hair, was noted to be handsome with fair skin
>couldn't hold his drink
>every now and then had belly cramps of unknown origin, which hurt so much "he" couldn't fight
>never had children or held interest in women
Portraying Kenshin as a woman has been around for decades.

>>175113496
Sengoku Basara had the right idea.

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History buffs,.I have a question:

If Oda Nobunaga was in the right, why do games such as Samurai Warriors paint Mitsuhide as anything besides a treasonous turncoat?

>>175113496
Kind of a shame that SW Kenshin is so boring. The "pale skin" apparently means he was an albino. And his bishamonten nickname meant he was a nioh statue.

>>175113608
It probably worked better, but I wonder if the SW version turned out the way it did because they already had Ranmaru, even though both characters got phased out as the series went on.

>>175113496
Huh, that's pretty funny. Even Google Images is like half female depictions just from entering his name.

>>175110415
>get vasectomy
>try for children anyway
LOOPHOLE BITCHES

Anyway Lianshi is going to get the deep dicking.

>>175103697
>protected by Denuvo
Since probably none of the crackers give a fuck about RoTK, never.

>>175113736
Mitsuhide's betrayal has always been mysterious, because no one really knew the exact reason that he tried to kill Nobunaga. So it gets spun in different ways. It's shown as anything from being unhappy with Nobunaga's brutatlity, to just wanting to take over, to deciding to kill him because Nobunaga made fun of his poetry. Or even that Nobunaga wanted Mitsuhide to kill him.

But whatever the reason, killing the lord you serve is going to reflect pretty negatively on you. It's probably just easier for them to not do anything creative since they want to focus on Sekigahara instead of Honnouji now.

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>>175114267
He got jealous when Nobunaga started banging his newest boytoy.

>>175114267
Can you recommend any good Sengoku TV dramas akin to Three Kingdoms (2010)?

>>175114084
>Denuvo

>Want ROTK13
>Don't want denuvo to rape my SSD
fuuuck

>>175114747
It's pretty funny that you could pretty easily see the Nobunaga/Mitsuhide conflict in SW1 in this way. I thought they removed Ranmaru from the series because they wanted to make it more of a moral conflict and remove the homosexuality, but they added Mitsunari afterwards so there's no way that's true.

>>175114818
No.

>>175114267

>Mitsuhide's betrayal has always been mysterious, because no one really knew the exact reason that he tried to kill Nobunaga

A letter written by Mitsuhide was actually discovered, it was written before the incident at honnouji.

>我等不慮之儀存立候事、忠興なと取立可申とての儀ニ候。自分が思いがけないことを発意したのは忠興などを取り立てようとの事からである。さらに外の考えからではない。五十日−百日のうちには近国を平定して地盤を確立する。そうしたら十五郎や与一郎らに引き渡して隠居するつもりである。詳しいことは両人が話をする。

>"I decided to do my surprising deed to advance (your son, my son-in-law) Tadaoki. I had no other reason. I expect to pacifiy nearby provinces in 50-100 days and establish the groundwork (for my rule). After that I expect to hand them over to (my son) Jugoro and Yoichiro (Tadaoki) and retire. I will explain the details when the two of us talk."

>>175116060
I've never seen this. Where is it from? It would be ironic if he was doing it for Tadaoki's benefit, since Tadoki refused to help Mitsuhide after the rebellion.

>>175116770

It's from a biography of Mitsuhide simply titled "Akechi Mitsuhide."

>"... [Mitsuhide's reason to betray Nobunaga was disclosed in] a letter written to Hosokawa Fujitaka on the 9th of the 6th month (1582). Among other places, it has been published in Takayanagi Mitsutoshi's biography of Mistuhide--a photograph and transcription, and a modern Japanese version.

>>175117084
I see, that's interesting.

Which musou character has the fattest anime tiddies that you would like to bury your face into and suffocate in a painful and unfulfilling death?

>>175117438
Define 'unfulfilling'

>>175117557
you die a fat loser virgin with no friends, you just get to stick your face in some virtual asian woman's chest

I always thought Da Just was really hot.

>>175117743
>I always thought Da Just was really hot.
Da Ji, even.

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>>175117743
>>175117919
She is.

>>175117645
What if I made a CAW of myself and when I died my ghost possessed that CAW's body

Is that allowed?

>>175118373
Paler.

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>>175113608
BASARA Kenshin best Kenshin, though I've come to appreciate SW Kenshin lately.

Also the woman who wrote Kuragehime/Princess Jellyfish is doing a manga about a female Kenshin and that Kenshin seems pretty awesome based on the scans I've looked over with zero knowledge of Japanese. Sadly no fanslations or official localizations seem to be in the wings.

>>175116060
To be fair, that could've just been him paying lip service to Tadaoki and his dad, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was no ulterior motive besides that.

>>175110415
But all DW characters speak Japanese and English

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>>175118670
Seems likely to meet the same fate of no or very rare translations as Sengoku did.

>>175118454
She already has a tail, isn't that enough you sick furry

>>175119554
PALER

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>>175117743
>>175118373
Indeed

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If you have the PUK, go to the event editor and hit network. Rate the events that pop up.

>>175111362
Patrician choice, but only if you're into the "turn a strong, dominant woman into a submissive, pleading cumslut, " thing. Which you should be.

Guan Yu never had a guandao, how that made you feel about him the first time you learned that?
I didn't cared too much because its normal to have people represented with different equipment,like Saint George in the catholic church,he never had a full plate armour,but whatever.

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>>175123483
It appears we are of the same mind, friend.

>>175123819

It wasn't a surprise to me, I always thought it was weird how these soldiers supposedly had special snowflake weapons when that shit is normally heavily regulated.

Although surprisingly, Dian Wei actually wielded dual halberds in battle.

>We're drunk!
>Let's be really, really gay and become besties in a peach orchid!

Shufags will defend this

>>175124294
Are there any other cases of officers that fought with non-standard weaponry?

>>175124294
True,and i think the guandao were used in that time,but really rarely (maybe just a improvised polearm?),still dont think Guan Yu used one tho.

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>>175124235
My man

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>>175122072
Where is it???

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>>175124427

Not really, weapons in real life we're much more normal than you'd expect. The closest thing that comes to mind is Cao Pi saying in his auto biography that he was skilled with a variety of weapons. Here's a portion of it.

>>175125251

Go to the event editor and there will be a section that says "Network" above "Help" IIRC.

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>>175124427
>>175125253

(Cont.)

>>175125253
>>175125960
Literally a fedora tipper telling us how good he is with his katana.

>>175125253
>>175125960

>trusting an auto biography

And Shu gets shit on for making shit up. Unbelievable.

>>175124427
Xu Huang actually fought with a giant axe, I think. And then there's Wang Shuang who fought with something like a mace, but I think that's novel only.

>>175124521
The guandao actually didn't become regulated until centuries later.

>>175124521
>i think the guandao were used in that time,but really rarely (maybe just a improvised polearm?)

Whether or not the guandao was used during that time is up for debate. Current evidence suggests that the Guandao was around the 11th century, as no illustrations of it exist prior that point. Likewise, the Guandao was intended to be used as a test of strength for military recruitment and was, in its time, never a popular weapon. It's likely a fabrication to make Guan Yu appear more opposing.

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>>175125810

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>>175126469

Works on my machine. :^)

>>175125253
>>175125960
>At six years of age I was capable of archery.
I was sitting on my ass playing with Pogs and my GameBoy at that age.

Interesting he thought of Cao Ang in that way unless that was a common title for him.

>>175122072
>>175126754
>There is no data. Cannot export.

What

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>>175127152

>>175126861

Cao Cao himself received nomination at the age of 19 (through his father’s patronage), However with the collapse of Han’s central government and the traditional nomination system, the position of xiaolian (孝廉; literally "filial and incorrupt") became entirely meaningless. So basically it was a special snowflake rank. Zhao Yun has a somewhat similar case where his rank in the military was made up by Liu Bei and not listed anywhere else unlike the other ranks.

>>175127152
gotta wait for a crack first

>>175127152
>Stealing the best shit we've gotten from Koei since RotK4

Fuck you

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>>175127862
Speaking of stealing.
Has anyone been able to get RotK 10 puk to work on Windows 10? I launch it and it doesn't even give me an error, it just does nothing.
Tempted to reinstall windows 7.

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>>175127359
>>175127862
;^)

>>175127742
Seems like chinks have already cracked the game. Will report back.

>>175128167
MAY YOUR WAIFU BE SHACKED

Can you randomize the officer placement in the ROTK13 PUK?

>>175128167
I hope it's 2 gigabytes of Chinese spyware. Damn you to hell.

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>>175127359
>>175127862

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>>175128167
You sure that comes with a cracked pucc~?
Vanilla doesn't have denuvo, only the pucc~

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>>175128505
Reading through this again made me remember that it's not funny most of the time.

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>>175128167
Nothing more than a common bandit!

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>>175110415

>>175129410
You would know all about banditry wouldn't you liu bei?

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>>175130179

>>175128264
You can randomize force starting location. Officers stay with their default force, not sure about free officers.

>>175129410
>>175130274
It has only come to me now how much of a goldmine this how is for reaction images.

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>>175130510
Is this your first time on /eagg/, friend?

>>175130738
Recent visitor, yeah. I've been into the Three Kingdoms period since discovering it through DW2. Never bothered to check if there was a general for it until now.

You guys got me downloading the Blu-ray rips of TK2010 as we speak to rewatch it.

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>>175131183
Welcome, enjoy watching and enjoy your stay with us!

>>175131183

Make sure to pick up the PUK if you haven't, it's fan fucking tastic.

>>175131183
>blue ray rips
Absolute madman

>>175131776
That's the reason I looked /eagg/ up. Wanted to find a place talking about it other than Steam (Koei Warriors and Scholars of Shen Zhou are kinda dead). Going to get it soon!

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>>175132262
You could try reddit. They're ALWAYS good for a laugh and a half.

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>>175132826
?????????????????????????????????????

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>>175133101
>motherfucker I'm Yuan Shao

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>>175133101
>actually likes Yuan Shao as a character and his moveset

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>He's one of the few badass warriors in the game who actually feels like a complete character, and this is all due to how he rarely speaks.

When Cao Pi claimed Yuan Xi's wife as his own, do you think Cao Cao was proud of his little boy?

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>>175110415
Zhao Yun

>>175133468
If I was Cao Cao I would have preceded to take her away from him for myself.

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>>175133630
I see where you fall on this chart, my friend

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>>175133591
Based taste

>>175133681
>Liu Feng was executed for sexually abusing Liu Shan

wat

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>Dong Bai's stats
>LDR: 63, WAR: 70, INT: 51, GOV: 56
uhh, little loli girl on the battlefield in DW9 confirmed?

>>175131776
>>175129410
>>175128682
>>175128424
>>175128249
>>175127359
>>175127862
Koei Tecmo shills pls go

rurouni kenshin musou when

>>175134576
>KOs are actually KOs

How is Toukiden 2 ?

>>175129410
kek

>>175134918
Pretty good

Wasnt there a record saying Mitsuhide betrayed Nobunaga after years of being disrespected and bullied? I think the tipping point was when the Nobunaga insulted his mother/grandmother.

I like the Sengoku Otome version of female Mitsuhide being in love with Nobunaga but never returned her feelings and instead preferred Hideyoshi.

>>175137182
The theories can get pretty entertaining, which is why when they go with, "Nobunaga was a bad guy so Mitushide killed him" or "Mitsuhide wanted to rule the country" in games, it's really disappointing. The "he made fun of me so I don't like him" ones are at least funny.

>>175137182
>>175116060

>>175133401
Zhou Tai?

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>>175117438
No question

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>>175117438

>>175142621
Is she the new Power Rangers villain?

>>175124294
What's the point in being a general if you can't have the kind of weapon you are best at wielding?

>>175133681
"Liu Bei,Guan Yu and Zhang Fei probably all had sex with each other" Thats soo wrong and offensive to the historical figures that is actually SCARY
Zhang Fei would never do that,he was based.

>>175144294
Yes, he would rather kidnap 12-year-old girls and rape them instead.

>>175144627
I think this story is really badly told,there is definitely more to it than it was written,what if the girl was actually 14 years old ?

>>175133681
Looks like I'm still a normie.

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>>175133681

>>175128167
I saw that the traditional chinese version of the .exe file somehow isn't protected by Denuvo, so chinks didn't have to crack it.

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>There will never be /eagg/-made events for the PUK

Worth getting toukiden 2 or wait for toukiden 2 kiwami?

I heard it's out already in weebland, but i don't know how long it would get localized.

>>175155714
Wat? the game is already out in the west more than a month ago

>>175153881
I'll make one where you have to befriend Lu Bu just for you, boo

>>175157460
T-thanks.

I'll make you an event where Lu Bu's pissed you married Diao Chan.

>>175157541
>You can cuck Lu Bu
It's just like my Chinese Anime!

i bought the PUK but its still in nipponese
???

>>175116060
You could say that this is a fake, or even if Mitsuhide wrote it, it's a smokescreen, since it says barely anything (explicitly saying "I had no other reason" and "I'll explain in person" - come on)
All we know that it was a retarded move strategically, who would swear fealty to him as a shogun, and it crumbled Nobunaga's foundations for a while

By the way, man is Basara's Mitsuhide a fest of different names, I get most of those but not Himetachibana (姫橘), is this something I don't know or another Basara weirdness?

Bow or gun?

>>175159318
Looks like you got P U C C E D

>>175162170
:(

D I S C O U N T W H E N

>>175162574
Never. Stop being poor.

Reminder that Ma Heng literally did nothing wrong

>>175163213
>Yes gui lo pay £60 for our game

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>>175163336
Stupid Ma Heng!

>>175163635
D-DELET THIS

>>175163420
I paid 35 freedom bux

What even is Dadudu?

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>>175164070

>>175164123
>>175164143
I see, thank you.

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>>175117438
I would eat this shortstack

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a friend found it

>>175165769
Cute!

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Cao Lin must have fucked it up pretty badly to make the Chinese get rid of the imperial system altogether.
Also
>Being of coarse, rough and violent character, it is said that he used to beat his concubines and maid-servants and sometimes killed some of them.

>>175168034
It's Japanese wish fulfillment

>>175168034
Well, what would you like the ending to be? "After a generation, a bunch of barbarians invaded while the empire was fractious and weak, and everything you did was for nothing."

>>175169735
I want the Truth.

>>175170094
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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>>175170094
You can't handle the Truth!

>>175170158
B-but Ma Chao was a person of HONOR!

>>175170159
this woman literally did nothing wrong btw

>>175171265
>There are five reasons why Duke Wei's daughter is appropriate, and there are five reasons why Duke Jia's daughter is inappropriate. The Wei family are known for producing male children, and Lady Wei is mild-tempered, beautiful, tall, and fair-skinned. The Jia family lacks male children, and Lady Jia is jealous, ugly, short, and dark-skinned.

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>>175170158

The event editor was the best thing to happen to this general.

>>175171446

>dark-skinned

WE

>>175172227
WUZ

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>>175172336
YASUKE N SHIET

>>175172227
>>175172336
>Huang Chengyan approached Zhuge Liang and said, "I have an ugly daughter and I heard you are looking for a wife. She is yellow-haired and dark-skinned, but I think her talent matches yours." Zhuge Liang agreed to meet Huang's daughter and eventually married her.

RICED

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http://www.novelupdates.com/series/my-father-in-law-is-lu-bu/

Has anyone ever read this?

>>175173530
>713 Chapters (Ongoing)
No

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>>175173530
That's somewhat interesting, but chink teenage novels somehow manage to be worse than even the japanese ones, so I'll pass.

>>175175072

>Netori

DELET

>>175175072
When is this turning into an anime/TV show

>>175175910
After Tanya the Evil, anything is possible.

>>175176218
>chink novel vs jap novel
>web novel vs light novel
Are you literally retarded? Just because they may be consider a little similar, it doesn't mean anything.

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>>175175072
>cannibalism
i think we know who shows up in this

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>>175179394
>doesn't defend or avenge his waifu
makes sense

Does anyone else think Zhuge Liang is dumb and smells bad?

I think he's the worst strategist ever, and could never ever stack up to the best strategist and brilliant mind Sima Yi who is totally cool and always a hit with the most attractive of ladies.

>>175181193
Is this perhaps Sima Yi?

>>175170158
10/10

>>175182367
>not a single mention of imbeciles
Probably not.

>>175181193
Hello Zhou Yu.

>>175155714
It might not get a Kiwami version. The first Toukiden was short so they made an expansion but 2 is pretty lengthy on its own from reviews.

>>175155714
>>175185263
Yeah, and from other's findings there's hints of higher tier equipment already in the game. My guess is they will flesh it out through DLC instead. I don't know if the latest mission sets do this though. Haven't played in a while.

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>>175117438

>>175163998
Where did you buy it from?

>>175181193
You can't trick me Ma Heng, I know it's you!

>>175189270
PSN.

But I already own the base game.

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>>175114818
You should watch Hyouge Mono instead

I tried
https://my.mixtape.moe/tnfyeq.webm
>>175114818
Sengoku fiction is always based on a peculiar character/event for obvious reason, so you never get the whole picture.
Old series like Sanada Taiheki and Takeda Shingen are pretty good (I guess you could watch them back to back to since Sanada Taiheki basically picks up from where Takeda Shingen ends).
Also, the Takeda Shingen, Date Masamanu and Hyouge Mono manga are pretty good too.

>>175194239
Kek he fucking did it

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>>175194239
made me laugh

>>175194239
chucklinglizard.png

The FOREIGN WOMAN followed by a thunder clap was great.

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>>175194239

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>still 60 quid

>>175194239

You gotta send that to the author of Baozi Comics. I think he'll get a kick out of it.

If I were to pirate RoTK and buy the PUK would I still be able to use it, or should I just wait for it to be cracked as well?

>>175200019
Why would you do that? Buy the game then pirate the PUK/DLCs retard. See >>175106148

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I want to kill her dad, destroy both my nation's and her nation's armies in several large battles and skirmishes and ruin any chance of success for either of us in our 60 year civil war, and marry her as we live out our days under the rule of Jin before our nation gets wiped out once again by a barbarian invasion

>event editor
>setting up conditions for forces
>Gongsun Yan is one of the options
IS IT GONGSUN ZAN OR GONGSUN YUAN??????

damn how can I even continue reading Kingdom when I know what happens? he is going to get cucked by liu bang and the eunuch

I have a question /eagg/

Are the Eunuchs actual emasculated eunuchs or is it just a court term for Chinese minister?

>>175203289
they have no dick and balls

>>175203343
thanks, no source I could find gave me a definitive answer.

>>175201682
That's fucked up.

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>>175194239
You delicious motherfucker

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ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING

>>175205649
These prices, man. KOEI is absurd.

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>spent all day researching the most undocumented parts of the later han/three kingdoms to make in the event editor
>thinking about fictional what-ifs to go along for people like Liu Yu, Han Fu, Zhang Yan and Wang Kuang
>also thinking up personalities for said people and their officers
i think i'm developing schizophrenia

>>175205649
Hey I don't see that. You tricked me!

>>175205649
you will be the first to be shacked

>>175203289
Eunuchs were considered safe as courtiers/servants because
>they can't fuck their way through the harem (or any household when husband isn't present), so they can work there
>they don't have children, so there's less incentive for corruption as they won't try to sneak their kids into important positions
Therefore, peasant families would actually save money to pay for castration of a son so he could get a job at the court and send money back.

It kind of backfired because they would usually band together or form factions, try to squeeze as much money from bribes as possible, adopt kids anyway and secure a lavish lifestyle for them. Eunuchs were pivotal not only in the fall of Han, but also Shu, Wu and earlier Qin.

>>175207798
>peasant families would actually save money to pay for castration of a son
Were there many runaways because of this? I wouldn't want my shit taken away, but it was a different time then.

How did they know that they were eunuchs?
did they have penis inspection days in the imperial palace?

>>175208928
Drop their pants.

When He Jin was assassinated, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu led men to massacre the eunuchs and it was indiscriminate murder. Many young men and old men who looked even slightly effeminate or had no facial hair were killed by mistake, some disrobed completely to show that they weren't eunuchs.

>>175207798
Bein a Eunuch was good.
Being gay was not.
I dont understand shit like this

>>175209227
>Many young men and old men who looked even slightly effeminate or had no facial hair were killed
Fucking based

>>175208564
That stuff happened in Europe too for castrato singers (although they usually didn't cut the penis, making them able to live a pretty regular life).
>>175209451
>Being a Eunuch was good.
Women and eunuchs were always the one got blamed when things went wrong.
>Being gay was not.
An awful lot of Han emperors had male lovers, they just didn't care.
>>175209565
Reminder that Liu Bei once mocked a guy for no reason and then got him killed when he retorted by pointing out his lack of beard.
No idea why Liu Bei always get facial hair in his depictions.

>>175209451
Men fucking each other was fine (Cao Cao and Guo Jia, three brothers, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu)

Being a faggot and inventing a whole special snowflake persona around it was not, especially if you wouldn't have children because of that.

>>175194239
That event editor is a gift from heaven.

>>175208928
The ancient Chinese had a test similar to the Romans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkaI0kXVRM

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>tfw koei are sabotaging themselves by asking for such a high price

>>175213620
I bought the game for $30 at JewStop, got all the DLC, then bought Fame and Strategy.

>He's too poor to afford a $150 game

Jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn

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>>175214184
>paying that much for a videogame
you're a special one anon

>>175215548
There's nothing you can't buy with money

>>175216754
Bring cow cow back to life with your money and i'll belive you

>>175217743
Too bad I don't have any

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Why Guan Yu is regarded as saint of war if he wasnt really special in battle and in life,he didnt used a guandao and lost many times?
Im actually believing that we lost some records about him,because he was highly regarded since his death.

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>>175217901
>Doubting Guan Yu
Heresy!

Am I the only faggot in the /eagg/ DWU guild who donates? Fuck.

>>175217901
they should rpelace that with a big building/statue of Lu Meng

Here you go >>175179394

https://youtu.be/iosGaHn6lgo

>>175217901
Blame Luo Guanzhong.

>>175219321
Heh, 10/10.

>>175219321
>That horse sound
You also forgot to cut off the rain sound effect. Bretty good though

>>175219429
Have you ever noticed that Luo Guanzong is a composition of Liu Bei and his Five Tiger Generals? It's true!

>>175219429
I dont think he invented everything about Guan Yu,i really think there were legends about him before he wrote that.

>>175219429
I think it was some taoist guy that turn him into a god of war

>>175219321
>horse sound
holy fuck why is it so funny

>>175217901
He's mostly revered for his loyalty and honor. Hence he's especially popular amongst the triads.

Is this genre grindy ?

>>175222705
Yes, if you want to.

>>175223071
I would like to get into the genre and this medieval china-thing, where should I start ?

>>175223360
any dynasty warriors on ps2, or you can play DW7 for the story mode
desu its probably easier to play any of the games and when you see a character who sounds interesting just research them

>>175223360
Depends on whether you play on consoles or PC. Dynasty Warriors 7 follows the novels the best ouf of the games, but it's not an option on PCs. Otherwise probably DW8 XL on Steam. Generally it's the same story every game, with some changes to events and hypotheticals along with the gameplay changes.

>>175223360
Dynasty Warriors 7 if you want to play a hack &a slash game, Romance of Three Kingdoms X, XI or 13 if you want to play a strategy game.

>>175223360
RotK4 is a very good game to get the bare-basics of the franchise down, making the transition to later installments much easier. If you aren't for playing a Saturn / Playstation game, RotK13's tutorials are very helpful, and it's the most expansive title to date.

If you want some of that dank lore, then watch the "Three Kingdoms" TV show from 2011.

I want to stick my penis in Lu Lingqi's pooper

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>>175224208
What?

>>175224348
I think it was pretty clear sir, I want to place my erect reproductive organ within the confines of your daughter's anus

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>>175224515

>>175223562
>>175223592
>>175223634
What's the difference in DW8's story mode?

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>playing as Top strategist Sima Yi
>fight for Gongsun Zan
>all the way up north
>never see Xun Chen in my entire life
>this scene happens

???

>>175227491
Wingman in the wings. He knows what you like, Zhongda.

qt female generic officers when?

>>175228113
That will make me not want to kill them.

>>175228113
Nothing is cuter than Sun Shangxiang's butt

>>175219321
Why is Lu Bü a horse?

>>175225292
DW7 story is more fleshed out. DW8 is better gamewise

I really want to play Musou Stars but the furshit makes me gag, is it better than WOU3?

>>175228113
There will be no point in the Empires games if Koei turns those generic officers into cute waifus for you.

>>175230953
WO3U has over 140 characters and no furshit. That alone makes it better than MS.

>>175231106
But WOU3 doesn't have Nobunyaga

>>175231214
Exactly

To those who have both ROTK XIII and Sphere of Influence which one is more fun?

>>175233938
haven't played RoTK 13 PuK yet, but I would say Sphere of Influence based off my experiences with both. Really though it probably comes down to which setting you like more.

Is there weapon tree for Toukiden 2 yet?

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>>175217901
The Chinese characters for "war" and "beard" are very similar.

>>175224646
>you don't get to bring friends

>>175237365
I can only imagine this causing all kinds of trouble in english if gods were named because of this.

>>175239184
The max shack occupancy is 15. You can bring plenty.

>>175223592
>Dynasty Warriors 7 follows the novels the best ouf of the games, but it's not an option on PCs
It actually is, you can get the game and the expansion pack in a single package with improved graphics.
Japanese/Chinese only, but there's a fan-made patch translating everything.
>>175225292
Just play DW8XLCE, the narration is never great in these games anyway and the only thing DW7 does better are like two pre-rendered cutscenes

>>175233938
RTK13 with the PUK, SoI otherwise.

Who was deemed to be the most beautiful woman? Diao Chan or Zhen Ji?

>>175245973
Diaochan, literally no competition within the three kingdoms.

https://twitter.com/s_sangokumusou/status/857881645952638976
>Sorry to have kept you guys waiting so long. More information on DW9 will be released starting from May!

>>175248198
So they were waiting for PUK to come out? Good

>>175245973
One of them is historically recorded and the other is the equivalent of a dakimakura for Lu Bu.

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>>175106148
>>175201671
So currently is the Gan Ning PUK only playable with a legit copy of the game?

>>175248198
They will probably wait until the end of May to release new info though, fucking Koei. And then the new info is that the game will be delayed until 2018

>>175253383
Why would you need to know?

Surely you wouldn't consider NOT paying Koei for the PUK?

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>>175253746
I lack the virtue and luxuries that Heaven has blessed you with, I can rely only on my wits and will.
I'm afraid we can no longer walk the same path, brother

I would rather pirate from Koei, than allow Koei to pirate me.

why are there no new d o j i n s

>>175254143
There's probably a lot of unscanned gay ones

Shu soldiers making bets on who can pull down Xingcai's panties from behind while her hands are occupied with her sword and shield.

>>175254004
You're an ambitious guy

>>175225292
>What's the difference in DW8's story mode?

DW7 had longer and more elaborate cutscenes. DW8 also changed some events just to differentiate them from DW7's takes, even though it generally just made them lose impact or deviate more from what they should be.

In addition to that, you can choose from a limited selection of characters for each stage in DW8, while in DW7 the character is fixed. Although that might be disappointing gameplay wise, it means that DW7 had more cutscenes during the stages themselves, and also allowed some stages to change your playable character midway through after big twists, allowing the narrative to jump around for better storytelling, while that can't happen in DW8.

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>Page 10

>>175255983
For you
Now do you have an answer
for me?

>>175259001
I don't think so, because it's the PUK .exe that's protected by the Denuvo.

You can play the vanilla rotk from the normal exe if you've got the pirated game + crack, but you'll be unable to play PUK even if your game is legit.

If you've got both vanilla and PUK bought, you can cheat the rest of the dlc, but it's impossible to play pirated PUK except in Chinese.

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>>175259849
> heh, heh, heh

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>>175260135

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>>175260342
how are you fit to bear the surname Xu?

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>>175260497
Listen here, oaf! Here's something for you that doesn't look like mayonnaise has been smeared all over your picture, oaf!

>>175259849
That's actually a good idea for an event.

>>175260781
>insulting the acient tradition of mayonaise smeared rips
how unfilial!

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>>175261025
You seem to think it's a joke.

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>>175260781

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>>175261663

>>175261587
The event editor looks to be more newbie-friendly than the one in SoI:Ascension at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gphuN8X0hgU
It feels weird rewatching DW4's OP because there is absolute no Shu in it.

>>175262356
Took me a day or two to get a grasp on it. The character limits on certain parts of it are really annoying. You have to be mindful of what you want the characters to say as you don't want shit cut off.

>>175262960
That's pretty standard and understanable though, which is why localization is a lot harder than most people give it credit for.

>>175263131
Doesn't make it unusable of course. I'm actually really happy so far. If I could make one change to it, I'd make it so conditions would include if you could choose your own custom events. As it stands, it only includes the historical events the game comes with.

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>>175259849
A quick hint, if you type (1-5) depending on the speakers number you can input their name with blue text like in normal events.

>>175263636
Oh wow. That's really helpful. Thanks!

>>175263512
Wait, so you can't really make a completely new custom event, and only just edit the available ones?

>>175262735
And it was the best OP too.
Coincidence?

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>>175263776
No, it's not like that. I guess I worded it wrong. I mean if you want certain events to happen, you can set as many conditions or as few conditions as you like.

Case in point, if you want Xu You being a drunkard in Ji, you can make it happen on the conditions that Ji is under control of the Cao Cao force and that the battle at Guandu historical event already happened.

My issue is that I wish they would allow you to be able to set your own custom events as pre existing conditions to make other custom events trigger.

>>175263721
You can also do it so it just displays only the family or given names as well.

<1> Cao
[1] Pi

>>175264243
Oh, now I understand. Though can't you just bypass that by making an event ended with many results, and then the next event just use those conditions as trigger?

Like for example, I make a "Battle of Wan Castle" with these conditions:
>Cao Cao force is adjacent to Zhang Xiu
>Jia Xu serves Zhang Xiu
>Dian Wei and Cao Ang serves Zhang Xiu
>Cao Ang owns Storm Runner

After the event, these are the results:
>Dian Wei and Cao Ang are dead
>Cao Cao now owns Storm Runner

Then, I make another event "Cao Cao mourns Dian Wei and Cao Ang" with exactly those results as conditions. Is that possible?

>>175264757
Exactly that. It's a pain in the dick not being able to just pick a condition for your "Cao Cao mourns Dian Wei and Cao Ang" event be a custom event you've already made. You have to be very specific.

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>>175264757
Wan castle exists as an event now but more or less like that.

>>175265156
Oh, okay. I can see that it could be a pain to be specific with every custom events you make then.

>>175265403
Oh hey, Cao Ang owns Shadow Runner is actually one of the conditions. I didn't really expect that.

>>175265156
A solution is to have a blank specialty be given to the officer related to your custom event as a marker for the game to recognise one of your special events is complete.

>>175264757

>forgetting about Cao Anmin

Poor guy.

between rotk11 and 13, which allows me best to collect my own harem of voluptuous women and cleanse china of every other males?

>can't branch an event with a duel
Fuck this
>>175266963
RTK13
In the PK you can also have kids

>>175266819
>Cao Anmin
Is he even in the game?

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>>175267249
He is.

>>175267061
Thank you kind anon, I'll surely name my first daughter after you and proceed to marry her at the tender age of 9.