/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>>175085247
fucker made this before 750
cheating bastard

first for kill all waifushitposters

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Where is the Scott/Sara sfm?

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webbed toes

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Why is Vetra so sweet and comfy?

I want to cuddle with Cora

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FEMTURS ARE CUTE

>>175085515
>>175085509
I can't beat this tripfag autism.

Sorry.

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I want to colonize Jaal

>>175085661
I want you to kill yourself

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>>175085608
Same, anon

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>>175085709
>"H-he posted it again!!"
kys edgelord

xth for futa

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>>175085661
I want to have my eggs inseminated by Jaal

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i really like Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

It's the worst feeling when it seems corafags are the least autistic shitposters when it comes to waifu shitposting.

>>175085869
Good luck getting dem eggs fertilized in real life, hambeast

>>175085869
I hope someone puts your Angara/Human abominations out of their misery.

>>175085889
>liking traps but hating trannies isn't autistic by nature
ok
>>175085958
wow edgy

>>175085661
>>175085869
I want to remove Jaal's limbs and genocide the angara!

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>>175085887
Damn you

>>175085889
Liamfags win out as the least autistic by virtue of not existing

>>175085889
desu the peebee fags are the most autistic, but there's only like 3 of them.

>>175086041
>because every corafag like traps as well

>>175086065
He was my favorite companion.

Thats not really saying much though.

>>175086089
The Peebeefags' autism is about on par with old /meg/ waifufaggotry.

>>175085958
Joke's on you, I hate real life children.

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>>175086050
>implying the angara wont be genociding you instead
>>175086093
it's the only real appeal that i can see about her. she's pretty uggo with her grandma face and haircut, and doesn't have too much going for her personalitywise. I suppose you could like her whole asaribloo thing going on but that's about it.

>>175086273
Are you sure that's not because seeing them reminds you about how no male will ever fuck your disgusting whale body?

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Tripfags.

That is all.

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What's the deal with that Cora-hating apart from normal waifuwarmongering? I finished MEA recently without visiting /meg/ since the game came out and she seems ok as a LI. She was human, had ass and obviously wanted the D.
Sex scene was all right as well

>>175086295
>I suppose you could like her whole asaribloo thing going
That makes her cute, desu senpai

>>175086247
full retard waifufaggotry would be a nice change from the vetra spam

>>175086470
>not liking thicc girls
must be depressing being you

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>tfw Hanar waifu master race
kys fucking plebs

>>175086523
if you play as sara she barely talks to you through the whole game. could be part of it.

I want a female Elcor LI

>>175085509
The cold scales of the krogan pulsed with what a layman might have thought was heat. Helghastanon knew that it wasn't heat though, even as he felt a warm sensation on his naked fingers. It was space-herpes, burrowing itself into his skin and releasing metabolic excretions that made him feel warm. The krogan chuffed, nostrils caked with red-sand and dried snot.
Helghastanon wanted it too, but not yet. His diseased little helgass had yet to heal fully after his krogan lover sodomized him with his helmet (Oh the pleasure)
He caressed his lover, marveling over how he had found such a beautiful soul in the sewers of all places.
A jolt of pleasure, his krogan burped into his face. Oh god, such an exquisite stench, Helghastanon breathed in deep through the countless holes in his mask. He moaned and collapsed on the krogans spongy chest, loving how the scale-rot made him so soft and squishy and so deliciously disgusting.
The krogan gathered enough of his strength to reach out and embrace the masked man, he smiled wide in his once sealed helmet, finally some affection.
The krogan grabbed his bottle of space-jenkem with his other hand and took a deep breath of the intoxicating gas, helghastanons putrid smile faded, but then widened as the bottle was emptied into his helmet. Oh krogan knew exactly what he loved! Helghastanon eagerly lapped up the perfume of their love, relishing the taste. This must be what love tastes like!
Courtesy of writefag

Ok let's get those waifu/husbando votes in you autistic shits.

http://poal.me/by7r24

Don't forget you can add your own answer.

>>175086523
There's a subset of fans who are insistent that she has a massive cock, which rubs hah some people the wrong way. Plus the asariboo shit makes her character feel one-dimensional for a chunk of the game.

>>175086740
How would Jaal react to his fangirls?

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>>175086740
wow it's almost like every tumblr post about our waifus or husbandos is cringey trash

>>175086740
holy shit. and i thought /meg/ was bad

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>>175086523
She's kind of a bitch. Like Miranda, but way less interesting and egotistical. Plus the whole asaribloo thing is fucking annoying.

>>175086740
I didn't know you could transmit AIDS and cancer through electronic images. Learn something new everyday, huh?

>>175086912
Aside from the FemShep those are actually really good costumes.

>>175086856
her cock rubs me the right way

>>175085889
What about the Gilfag?

>>175086470
No, it's because they're needy obnoxious leeches who only start being interesting years after you've already poured all your time and money into them (which they take completely for granted, at that).

Does anyone have the webmd of Ryder rejecting Jaal?

>>175086523
She was bland and her personal story is the opposite of what was established in canon.

>She was human, had ass and obviously wanted the D.
those are some low standards for writing.

>>175087361
No I don't want to see that again.

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>>175086739
>helgass
never gonna get old

>>175086740
this is what I'm trying to stop folks

>>175086740
Could the author be even fatter than the resident Jaal hamplanet?

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>>175087361
no, but i took this screen-shot from that scene.

why cant suvi be for scott? i want to hear her try to whisper lewdly with that accent

>>175087568
Is that even possible

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>>175085247

Whoops, didn't see the new thread.

>>175082950
>Retarded argument, it was a deliberately overpriced toothbrush.

It wasn't an argument, it was about the weird scale of cost in Mass Effect when I thought the fighters cost 10 000 a piece instead of a more logical 10 million.

>there is no reason a pathfinder/shepard would not have the capability to get that amount of money

Never said there was. My post was only about the cost for a shuttle being way more than just 20 000 credits, not Pathfinders'/Shepard's ability in aquiring the funds.

And I agree, the Initiative MUST have some means of producing ships and colony materiel. Assuming 3-D printing and automated manufacturing has come a long way, the production of said materiel can't be very difficult, either.
Besides, they're there to start over, they NEED manufacturing capabilities.

>>175087568
Calling me fat isn't going to hurt my feelings, you know. I'm already taking steps to fix it.

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Hottest girl of Andromeda.

>>175086739
That's a nice story anon, thank you for that.

>>175086740
God, tumblr is such fucking cancer, at least I have you, /meg/

>>175086507
Hello fellow tripfriend!

>>175086295
Moshae a qt.

>>175087361
Some anon posted it two threads ago, could dig up the archives.

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>>175087647
reminder
>>175087704
don't respond to him

>>175087647
ow mah gawd rydah! fahstah, hawdah awwwww

>>175086523
>She was human

DROPPED.
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>175087704
You could always just kill yourself~

>>175087196
>I didn't know you could transmit AIDS and cancer through electronic images.
You mean that hasn't been your goal all along?

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>>175087713
Oh fuck another faglover

>>175087860
Sure I could, but then you'd never see me again, and where's the fun in that?

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>>175087361
goddammit I had a better version ready
>a_terrible_thingHD.webm: File too large (file: 3.03 MB, max: 3 MB).

>>175087704
Good luck with the weight loss

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don't open

>/meg/ is a trashpile again
Well, shit.

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>>175086854
>not a single vote for the gays or the nigger

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tumblr waifu cringe time?

>>175087958
My sides.

>>175087958
Thank you.

>>175087978
Thank you, anon!

>>175087769
>pic related
what the fuck is that? source?

>>175087704
LARDO

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>>175087647
>Scott will never probe Suvi's huge mineral deposits
shame

>>175088069
>tfw no hairy arms ingame

>>175088147
Wait, why does she need to be a lesbian? Vetra already likes girls, this person stands to gain nothing from her not being bi.

>>175087958
That's the real animation and no animation bug? His eyes roll crazily and his face has a seizure?

>>175087958
>this scene ends
>jaal's brother comes in the room
>hey sara, lets ditch this loser
>he he, i'd wonder when you'd show up
>they leave
>jaal's brother has his hand on her helios defender bum the whole time they're leaving
>S-stay strong jaal, and... true

Did the female Jaalfag unironically post a picture of herself or something or is it just a meme to assume they're fat like every garrus poster back before andromeda release?

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>>175088147
Fucking sick of this bi erasure shit, man

>>175085564
Every LI is sweet and comfy

post some nomad soundtracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44

>>175088439
It's a meme. I don't ever post pictures of myself online.

>>175087938
If you do it in an inventive way you could be famous, you also get to have your last words ready and I guess you could also do almost anything you wanted beforehand without fear of repercussions.

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>>175088289
idk lol

>>175088439
she likes jaal, only tumblr likes jall, therefore she is tumblr, therefore she is fat.

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>>175087958
>Jaal has an autistic seizure

>>175088589
Hah "Mem ruin everything". Yet it's a woman that ruins the only gay romance

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>>175088289
>lesbo is illogical
>woman is illogical
who could have seen this coming

They have penis envy anon that's all

>>175088589
why is it that lesbos aren't forcibly rapped?

>>175088469
https://youtu.be/99JbtK3Nt2M

>>175088595
>only tumblr likes jaal
now i know for a fact that isn't true since i'm a tumblrless dude

>>175088363
Jaal's brother is dead

>>175088772
What rap songs would you recommend we force on lesbos?

>>175088468
>bi erasure
It's called faggotry anon there is nothing to erase when it's one big degenerate tent
Now go back to tumblr with that sjw new speak

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>>175085624
Vetra is, anyway.

>>175088581
But then I won't be around to enjoy my fame, so it seems kind of pointless. Besides, I'm not much of a risk-taker, so doing whatever I wanted without fear of repercussions would probably amount to going to the beach or something.

>>175088890
he has like 80

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>>175088981
i agree

>>175088581
I can't think of a single person who became (in)famous solely for killing themselves, unless they took a bunch of other people with them.

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>austistically swap squadmates constantly nearing the endgame and make sure each one gets at least a few kills on each enemy faction

Anyone else do this? I feel like I'm being unfair to them if I don't let them get at least some blood on their blades from a diverse group, even the squaddies I dislike like Kaidan and Peebee.

>>175088890
>cucked by your dead brothers ghost
poor jaal

>>175088523
You being fat isn't a meme though?

That's my fetish post tits.

>>175089114
post yfw mass effect will never let us play with all squaddies at the same time

>>175089045
Yes but that specific one is dead along with the girl Jaal fell in love with, only their kids remain

>>175089192
Does Andromeda even bother to try to justify why you're not just bringing all six of them everywhere?

>>175089245
Not enough seats in the Nomad?

>>175089245
Because shut the fuck up, you're bringing two.

>>175089217
things just got lewder

>>175089245
In earlier games it was a gameplay conceit so you only had to manage three sets of powers and guns.

Now there's no reason at all.

anyone have a completed save file you could upload that's above level 71? I want to start NG+ but I don't have to have the no loot bullshit bug

>>175089106
What about the girl that got bullied and drank bleach?

>>175088912
It looks like you lost you're sense of humor. I don't are about bi erasure, I'm pointing out that there's a high likelihood that someone on Tumblr mentioned that with Vetra and Reyes

>>175089431
There is a reason, though.

>>175089661
The reason is yooouuuuu

>>175089660
>you're sense of humor
>you're
>humor
Fucking yanks lmao

>>175089245
Squadmate path finding within the world barely works. The devs compensated for this issue by having them teleport to you.

>>175089715
Oh fuck off that song is such garbage.

Fuckin Hoobastank.

>>175089245
because each sqaudy needs their down time.
Cora needs time to read the manuals and water her plants.
Vetra needs time to eat cereal and cry about muh sid.
Jaal needs time to cry and dissect small animals.
Liam needs time to walk around without a shirt and spy on jaal while masterbating.
peebee needs time to do crunches to keep her perfect tummy kissable.
Drack needs time to rail Dr. sexi

>>175088147
Tumblr makes me angry on sight, and I don't get angry often.

>>175088289
Because the faGBT+rape crowd have ionized gayness so much, they simply cannot accept straightness. It doesn't make sense to them, they can't comprehend it, much like how a narcissist cannot grasp the idea that not everyone likes or even thinks about them. To them bi is a betrayal or double-agent thing.

>>175089192
It made sense as Shepard, as you were an elite specops guy, but Ryder is just a regular marine, he should be used to more than two dickheads at one time. I know the Suicide Mission and moreso Citadel kinda helped, but it wasn't the same.

Or because consoles.

>>175088772
because it only makes them more lesbian

>>175090026
How do you Ionize gayness?

>>175087704

Good luck, anon!

>>175090026
>they simply cannot accept straightness. It doesn't make sense to them, they can't comprehend it, much like how a narcissist cannot grasp the idea that not everyone likes or even thinks about them. To them bi is a betrayal or double-agent thing.
I can't believe I am agreeing with you..... This is exactly what is happening in the faggot community, they can't understand how someone would NOT want to take poz loads up the ass or smash tacos

Everyone should be bisexual or Rydersexual.

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>>175087704
>admits she is fat
>goes on tumblr
>wants jaals cock
why? just lie say you are physically fit and get all the dick on the block, I know it's not realistic at all but you are setting yourself up for attack

>>175089848
That song is amazing m8

>>175090475
Fuck off Reyes

>>175088304
>>175088732
It surprises me how the more autistic anons do not understand basic human behavior.

While yes, it could be an animation bug, it's a bit too specific to be. It could also just indicate that he's thinking really hard and recalling things akin to REM behavior, as if to reassess what he remembered and thought about his relationship with her.

>>175090457
Cute
>that peebee tho

>>175090457
Looks like Sara wants to grab Scotts crotch but remembered they're doing a PR photo shoot

>>175090457
>female pc standing infront of the male pc
Disgusts me

>>175090591
>Go ahead, call the Council
>They can't un-rape you

>tripfag is actually getting banned/deleted now
>it's a typical americuck with dynamic IP because america still doesn't have their ISP shit together

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>>175090697
Better than the actual peebee

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>>175090775
how about this one

>>175090457
Missing a Salarian.

>>175090485
First of all, who said I go on Tumblr? I wouldn't touch that regressive cesspit with a fifty-foot pole. Second, if anything the insults are a reminder of why I'm trying to lose weight in the first place. I don't like what I am, but I get complacent easily, and lying here is as good as lying to myself.

>>175090158
I don't rightly know, and maybe "ionize" is the wrong word. Polarize? Idolize? Deify? Whatever it is, that's what they've done: they hold gayness and other faggotry on such a high pedestal they can't see straightness. They literally cannot, they're so high up.

>>175090326
Are we friends now?

>>175090475
>Fallout 4

>>175090689
Who? Is it me? I hope not, I'm not Helghass levels of awful.

>>175090697
Holy, that jaw. She could chew remnant bots to death

>>175090869
delet this

>>175090326
They also want to keep reminding everybody that heterosexuality should no longer be the "norm" in society and accuse anyone who dares to disagree of being homophobic. What gets me is that most of these SJWs aren't even bi/gay, they just bandwagon to appear progressive.

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>>175090457
I made a thing

>>175090902
>regressive
Fuck off Dave

>>175090924
>I hope not, I'm not Helghass levels of awful.

You're right, you're beyond his level.

>>175091102
Not that i'm a xeno-lover but is that some kind of meme that's supposed to be funny or what

>>175091169
How far beyond?

>>175091146
Leftist, then, or SJW. What else do you want me to call it?

>>175090552
>autism lel
It's obvious what they're trying for but it looks ridiculous like a bug or otherwise unintentionally bad.

>>175091102
>letting liam and cora live

>>175090326
I hope that doesn't become as a stereotype

>>175090475
No that's really lame.

>>175091195
His trip is auto-ban now so he went anonymous to shitpost again.

>>175091220
he stopped tripfagging, you didn't

>>175090924
Its just tumblrfaggots that feel that way.

I'd rather everyone get a piece of what they want.

>>175090552
Well, angara are aliens, of course they express emotions differently. That reaction is quite funny, though, just like their whole behaviour.

>>175091249
I don't see how it looks bad. Ridiculous, sure, a little, but not bad.

Wish we could ask a dev about it but we would need to go to tumblr for that

>>175091509
It's still something explainable by human behavior so it's not far off.

>>175091340
Remember when /vg/ used to be filled with tripfags? I doubt you do.

>>175091102
>>175091258
KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE

Is there some bug with the level lists because I've reached level 60 and still didn't unlock VIII drops or standard research

>>175091903
used to? you cancers never left, came from reddit and couldn't leave your names behind

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Best waifu.

>>175091903
Remember when /vg/ didn't exist? I doubt you do, you're from reddit after all. You don't understand trip usage.

>>175091929
I think you need to do NG+ for that

>>175092390
I would actually like to be enlightened

>>175092459
/v/ used to be filled with general and pokemon

>>175092391
Last time it unlocked at 51 I think, so I'll see what happens at 61. I can research VIII myself just fine. Just can't develop the default shit yet.

VIII > VII

>>175086854
>Vetra in the lead

as it should be

>>175092698
I almost have a feeling someone is vote manipulating

>suvi no votes
as it should be

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>>175086854
Heh, I'm surprised Gil got 2 votes and Kallo got one

>>175092838
Poor Suvi

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>>175092876
>not strategically adjusting votes so certain characters are above others

>>175086854
Who is that cute anon?

>>175093038
I'm just surprised he got more than one vote and equally that Liam got any whatsoever

>>175093090
You

>>175093038
>Jaal above Sid
Disgusting.

>>175089106
You have to be creative.

>>175088990
>I wanted without fear of repercussions would probably amount to going to the beach or something.
Why would would you be afraid of repercussions for going to the beach?

>>175089106
The one guy who shot himself on live tv. Or that girl who left a suicide video on YouTube because she was bullied

>>175093531
Could be attacked by Japanese whalers.

>>175092876
>Kallo gets 3 votes and Gil still has 2
Probably shouldn't have said anything.

>>175090026
>>175090326
>>175090485
>>175090924
>>175091220
>>175091903
Why are you using a trip?

>>175093665
reddit banned them

>>175093665
Because I'm from reddit.

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>tfw Cora used to be good-looking

>>175093652
Why? It not like I need him to get more votes or anything. He's unpopular and I'm fine with that. Besides, Kallo's cute, he deserves more votes

>Nobody added Tann
Terrible, the lot of you

>>175093531
I've never really been out of state by myself before, but I wouldn't have to worry about that if it was the last thing I did.

>>175093832
very sexist post

>>175093551
I do remember the Bud guy, but he was pretty famous before he shot himself too wasn't he?

>>175093935
look again

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>>175093832
>tfw Peebee used to not be Shrek's brother

>>175093981
Yeah, I just had to fucking do it

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That looks a lot like the sniper rifle you used to carry.

>>175094005
>angarian

>>175094005
>Cora
>Asari
>Peebee
>Asarian
Very nice

>>175094005
That's literally just a concept art pic of her stuck into the box, while the rest look at least mostly CG.

>>175093832
She didn't get slapped with the ugly stick she was rear-ended by the truck carrying the entire ugly tree.

>>175094117
>asarian
didn't even notice it lol

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>>175094005
>Cora
>asari

>>175094128
>>175094128
>>175094149
Except that Cora looks like Alt. Sara Preset 9

>>175086854
>Still no votes for Suvi
top kek

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>>175094102
It is... an efficient model.

>>175093935
I chose Kallo instead.

I do find the Salarian/Asari Ark scene with Tann to be pretty cute.

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>>175094005
>dat Liam
holy shit

>>175093842
The problem with Kallo is that he's too one-dimensional, like all the others. His vector is "photographic memory".

Similarly:
Cora: Asari vector
Liam: Success-Failure vector
Peebee: Manchild vector
Jaal: Emotional vector
Drack: Actually two dimensional, krogan vector and old-man vector
Vetra: Sister vector
Suvi: Religion vector
Gil: Jill vector
Lexi: Bestiality vector
SAM: Pathfinder, you have new email vector.

>>175086854
>4 joke options passing actually characters
It's a good way to see which characters nobody likes

>Sarissa
Who the fuck let Cora in here?

>>175094450
Looks like his icon when he's in the party.

>>175094005
>Donald Glover as Liam
not sure if good or bad thing

>>175094005
Night and day for some of those characters. Peebee looks great in there.

>>175094450
It's literally Donald Glover, they used him as placeholder art.

>>175094149
Bit too much with the slutty make-up but otherwise looks decent enough.

Better than tumblr-hair Cora.

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>>175094479
>SAM: Pathfinder, you have new email vector.
kek

>>175094479
>Gil: Jill Vector
I get that hse's very intrusive in his story but that's not the only thing about him y'know. Granted, I haven't seen his non-romance story yet so I dunno if he opens up about his regret to join the Initiative, his feelings of having no purpose in life, and his fear of losing people he cares about

>>175094479
>SAM: Pathfinder, you have new email vector.
more like
>Reading normal temperature range, pathfinder.

>>175094479
Photographic Memory and Really Hates The Scourge.

Kallo needed more content (poor guy barely leaves the ship) but I still like him. Love him. My pilot husbando.

>>175094732
I don't think he ever mentioned any of that. Most of his conversations with me revolved around Jill.

>>175094742
No I meant the Pathfinder, this area can be mined for resources. You can extract minerals via your mining interface vector

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>>175094260
I'm inclined to agree with you

>>175094764
Joker was 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better

no exaggeration how the fuck do you even surpass something like joker?

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>>175094282
>>175094102

You were the first organic to cooperate with the Geth since the Morning War. We want to ensure that you are not the last.

>>175095059
Man. I miss Legion and the geth

where is western germany ?

>Kallo gets 4 votes
>Tann gets 3 Votes
Well alright, I'm glad it's not just me that likes them.

>>175093842
Fair enough.

>>175095201
right next to eastern germany

>>175094102
>>175094282
>>175095059
I never got that, didn't Legion have a Widow sniper?

>>175095169
>Most interesting character to explore
>Barely any screentime in ME2
>Not even a squad member in ME3
>gets killed off in ME3

>>175095201
he went to cologne on new-years eve. we won't be seeing him again

>>175095059
Legion should've been a LI

>>175095201
Bullied away by all the tumblr newfags

>>175095256
right next to atlantis*

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What is the reddit boogeyman called? The Orange Scare? Anyway post Shepards/Ryders.

>>175095201
Hiding from the Orange Scare.

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Sex mods when?

>>175095468
Why are you using a trip?

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>>175086854
>Vetra on top

Pretty good.

>Tann that low

This thread needs a purge.

>>175095054
Nah he was a cunt voiced by Seth Green.

Kallo may not have much but he's better than that brittle boned bitch

>>175095617
Because everyone says not to.

>>175095761
Fuck off faggot. The other general told you to fuck off as well, doesn't mean you should come here with your reddit cancer

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>>175086854
>Cora rose by 10 in the last four minutes with no one else moving wxcept Sarissa, who is somehow #3 despite being a joke option

Nothing suspicious here.

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>>175095468
>not using Sheploo

>>175095614
Post sera

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>>175086854
>143 votes
What the fuck

>>175095860
I posted the poll on Leddit

>>175086854
Can't decide between divine incest relationship or Cora, damn

>>175095738
>he was a cunt
>brittle boned bitch
now listen here you little shit

>>175095995
cora is CUTE!

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>>175096008
You know what you must do.

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>>175096008
mfw

>>175093832
>>175094005
Where are these from?

>>175096008
well link it then you faggot

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>>175095738
>hating on the cripple pilot
pople like you deserve death

>>175095923
>not using Scott

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>>175095468

>>175096181
>link it so you can discover my username
you are not thinking this straight

Why Reyes is the best romance in the game:

So, who does that leave? Reyes. Who, if you didn’t know, is voiced by motherfucking Nicholas Boulton. That’s right: Dragon Age’s very own Hawke. That smooth, sexy accent of his is the same that delivered many amazing, memorable lines of pure sarcasm and wit. Literally the perfect man.

But that’s not enough to convince you, is it? Fine. What does this guy (besides his sexy accent and pick-up lines) have to bring to the table? Oh, I don’t know, maybe the fact that he’s the fucking Charlatan? Play your cards right and you’re sleeping with the secret king of the Exiles. That’s fucking kickass. As long as you don’t dump him and his suave moves, you have the best connection with humans outside the Nexus on this side of the universe.

Now, you might be thinking: “Facevaluemc, this sounds awesome. But I want someone on the Tempest!. This guy won’t be with me all the time!” You’re damn right he won’t. Why? Because he ain’t clingy with abandonment issues or some shit. He’s chillin on Kadara, ready to chat you up with some questionable dialogue every time you visit (seriously, Bioware, I beat the game and he says the same stuff as when we first met sometimes).

>>175096106
I agree

>>175086854
>Numbers were fine for awhile
>suddenly people realize their waifu was losing and smash that vpn
this is just like last time when Vetra went from 7 votes to 30 in 5 minutes an hour after poll was made

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>>175095923
Sheploo doesn't give me the same emotional connection a custom one does.

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>>175095971

>>175096419
Avatarfagging is against the rules

>>175096008
>>175096279
https://www.reddit.com/search?q=http://poal.me/by7r24
Nice try

>>175096356
>implying someone would use vpn to vote on some poll
kek, more likely people started noticing it

>>175096465
muh dik

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>>175096570
>implying using a trip isn't worse
Fuck off you lawful neutral nigger.

>>175096158
https://www.behance.net/gallery/51952829/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-User-Interface-Design

>>175096330
>looks like i've been set up
>you got me
hggggnnnnhhh

>>175096612
the rate was like 5 votes per half hour and it's spiked twice now, once with ~10 votes and once with ~120 votes.

>>175096612
Do you not see how many posters are in this thread you retard

>>175096315
t. Reyes.

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>waifuing any of the MEA trash

>>175096712
Avatarfagging is against the rules

>>175096727
>>175096741
Someone said he posted it on reddit, magic

>>175096612
Cora went from 7 to 27, PB from 3 to 20 and Sarissa from 2 to 20. Definitely being fucked with.

>>175096606
I meant BSN

>>175096791

Agreed I haven't seen anything worthy of waifu material yet and I'm still in the jungle.

>>175096791
just please don't start dumping your liara pics

>>175096719
thanks anon

>>175096791
Please start dumping your liara/femshep pics

>>175096612
>>175096612
this poll site probably just check for cookies, it is really easy to work around it if you want to cheat

>>175096315
>So, who does that leave?
Is there more to this?

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>>175096791
I agree, they are pretty shit. Even the best are certainly a step down in terms of writing.

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>>175096870
Wouldn't BSN vote for Jaal/Reyes? I like Cora but she isn't that popular

>>175096791
not waifuing nomad

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KILL SID

WHO IS WITH ME?

>>175097025
I'm just fucking around with you, anons. But it doesn't make poll cheating acceptable. I still voted for Moshae

>>175096975
Yeah maybe, it's lame tho

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>>175094102
>>175094282
>>175095059

There are currently 1183 programs active within this platform.

>>175097140
Good taste

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>>175097047
>waifuing nomad
finally someone with taste

>>175096791

>no waifu material in comparison to other ME

I'll bet this is a gamergate response. No hot alien ass to exploit to piss off gurl gamrz.

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>>175095468

>>175097067
eh, she's doing it to herself with all that eating

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>>175096876
>unironically playing this trash game
I uninstalled it yesterday after a playtime of ~3 hours

>>175096884
>>175096972
ugly /dag/ hambeasts and reddit fags fall into a report tantrum and some new jani/mod who actually bans me for posting +5 Liara pics
its not worth it, /meg/ is dead but I still prefer posting on other boards

>>175097007
kill yourself tripusing talicancer

>>175097047
I could get behind that

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>>175094102
>>175094282
>>175095059
>>175097203

My name is Legion, for we are many.

>>175097067
I hope she chokes on that chocolate

do NOT complain about Mass Effect Andromeda MP in any place except here

trust me

>>175097374
At least I'm not universally hated.

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>>175097312
ur fucking ryder looks like a random backround npc from assassin's creed

>>175097567
I'll have to agree with you for once

>>175097540
why?

>>175097567
Yes you are. Even other generals hate you.

>>175097681
people get mat at you if you do and tell you you are wrong

>>175097567
if it makes you feel better i really hate you

>>175096870
oh you meant bsn, sorry buddy

Right, I mistype things all the time. I try to write BSN but it somehow ends up being leddit, I try to type kys faggot but it somehow ends up as sorry buddy. Weird huh?

>>175097778
but this place is just 24 hour shitstorm
https://www.reddit.com/r/MECoOp/

>>175097408
Quiet, Edi.

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>>175097067
SID is for protecting and hugging gently, not murder.

>>175097778
they're probably the same people who join gold with a level 5 character

>>175097840
neat, some builds for MP

hard time googling with all those trash game news websites clickbaiting

>>175097689
>implying I post or even go anywhere but here

>>175097809
It doesn't, but at least you're honest.

>>175097981
I want to spy on Vetra and Sid touching foreheads while holding hands!

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>>175097636
Looks a lot like me desu

>>175098010
Fuck those people.

>>175097831
>i believe in everything i read on the internet

>>175097840
I was kind of happy to find a good deal of people saying the game is bad in that reddit. Most people aren't happy but a lot of the times you see this one person that contradicts every single thing.

>I don't see how getting sync killed by fiends is that big of a deal. Just avoid them from far away and you never get killed

>I have never crashed to desktop and neither have my friends

>Connectivity issues happen in every game. It's not game breaking

It just really sets me off that people like this exist. Maybe they are just doing it for replies though.

>>175096419
While I agree, hence why I use a custRyder over Scott, Sheploo is just perfect the way he is.

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>>175097840
atleast that sublebbit isn't as depressing as the dragon age coop one was at release.. The mecoop one atleast has ME3 to fall back to to discuss.
I remember the dragon age one had alot of offtopic posts about how people had severe depression and can't enjoy other games and felt they needed to get their moneys worth out of the 60 dollar price tag on da:i by playing the multiplayer.

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>>175094102
>>175094282
>>175095059
>>175097203
>>175097408


We do not comprehend the organic fascination of self-poisoning, auditory damage and sexually transmitted disease.

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>>175098085
>holding hands
Good lord anon, this is a blue board. Remove your message.

cuddly Vetra

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>>175098212
indeed he is

>>175098385
>buying a bioware game for the multiplayer
do people really do that

>>175098146
>Pathfinder, this appears to be some sort of joke. I can only make out some of the data but key words spring including "sarcasm" "intelligence" "wit". I'll need more data points to construct a full diagnosis on this vector of humor.

>>175098068
>implying I post or even go anywhere but here
You do

>>175098486
Bioware did something really right in ME3. Multiplayer was great. I'm pretty sure it was a fluke.

>>175096315
His growth is literally just "I wanted to be someone else." That's really boring

>>175098486
nah, ME3 coop really was something special, the weekly updates, challenges and well timed DLC releases really was a treat

>>175098415
>trying to explain self-poisoning to geth
>well you see, we have a program that oversees other programs
>it makes sure that the other programs do not exceed the defined ruleset the platform has developed
>but these rules are too strict sometimes and be a hinder in communicating with others
>and this poison we drink temporarily stops that overseeing program from functioning as well, allowing us to establish communication with others more easily