/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>>175073048
>this thread is for any ss13 server, not just the /vg/ server

lifeweb included, stop bullying lifeweb posters

yeah but the other servers are shit

>>175073121
lifeweb is not ss13

I want to marry /vg/station!

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Reminder that PJB is a literal underage teen who thinks he is the hottest shit this side of the earth has ever seen and that should be deoted

>>175073206
it is a branch of ss13, so it is a ss13 server

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>>175073338
>tfw PJB has a literal autistic meltdown and has to play Skyrim to cool off

>>175072889
>Hasn't seen my wish soup kitchen
Oh you precious friend. Never lose your shine

I am SHILLING my demographics-and-opinions survey without any shame:

https://goo (dot, to prevent spam-block) gl/forms/8MIeyEBf914Pzp2c2

Please answer it, spacefriends.

>>175074508
post results

>>175074564
only thirteen people have answered it so far, although i dont know how many more i can expect to get. I guess i could spoil the results of one question or two, which one do you want to know ?

>>175074564
>>175074508
Also, I am unable to post the survey myself in-game right now. Can someone please post it in OOC at the next pre-game lobby ?

>>175073338
>suspiciously only non-pjb person mentioned is carshalash

Seriously carsh go away, you are banned. PJB has done 100x more for this server than you.

>>175074637
I want to know about the lynch PJB and age one.

>>175074852
>no mention of solarious, morena, 2hotdogs or anybody people actually might have opinions on
Really gets my neurons working now that you mention it

Fuck off Carsh you broke your probation

>>175074852
strange thing is I'm not carsh and I made that, then someone else posted it again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>175074948
2 of those people in your list are unbanned

>>175075001
Doesn't mean people can't have opinions on them

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>dying

>>175075164
You can have opinions on players even if those players are banned. But your opinions on the game and how the coders should act should not matter if you are a banned player.

>>175075219
I don't understand why you're telling me this

>>175075209
>"Hi"
>"What are you doing?"
>BOOM
>"Dying"
That is some perfect comedic timing.

>>175075209
Even in the most glorious life, death is just a short shitty moment

>>175075362
Carshalash is banned

>>175075512
Good

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>>175074883
Some people really want to see PJBs head roll currently. It's 5-8 on the PJB vote, with 5 of the anti-pjb votes being straight up 10s.

As for age, turns out most people are early 20s.

>>175075768
He will be unbanned in 6 months

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>>175075825
Tfw I'll be in green in a few months

>>175076152
>Tfw Probe is purple

>>175074883
>>175075825
there is a slight correlation between being autistic and wanting to kick pjb to the curb currently :^)

>>175075825
>14 svar
VI ER RODE
VI ER HVIDE

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>>175075825
>>175076530
>rode
fug I meant rode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY3mAoqQh0k

>>175074852
>only negative people here are those banned
>/VG/ is a UTOPIA!

protip: all those permabanned shitters are prolly playing right now, getting around a ban is a piece of cake

>>175077010
Morena for the last time nobody likes your shit taste in music

>>175076152
>will be purple in a year

wew where did my life go so wrong

>>175077207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc free morena

>>175077909
why you gotta be so hostile to morena
all he wants is to play space and make nice bars

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>>175077010
joji is also known as filthyfrank

>>175076530
>>175076682
stay out of skåne, danskefan :^)

>less than a month until morena is unbanned

feels good

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>>175078450
>Skåne
Keep it desu

HENK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

>>175073048
You didn't even try to do a last time. This is why we hate people from TG.

>>175081012
name 2 important things that happened since last thread

>>175081712
>important
Don't make the thread again.

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Reminder that this is what happens on nuke ops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJeXd-N_zGE&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4&t=1s

Nuclear bombs are no laughing matter. Think about this the next time you carelessly let people pull the station nuke around.

>its an X does Y on the station episode
Which ones are the worst?

>>175075209
best part is that there's a random sec questioning a greyshit in maint and they get bakked too

>>175081906
Maybe you should make it then? I only make it because nobody else does.

fucking thread babies cry about everything

>>175082589
>I only make it because nobody else does.
Yeah, because if you didn't make it the second we hit the bump limit clearly nobody else would.

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>>175082650
Whats the point of the "last time on" if nothing noteworthy happened? Do you want me to just fill it with waifuposting and memes?

>>175082441
>Any X does bombs
>Igor does gold slime cage
>The antags don't antag for 3 hours

This is the final demographics-survey shill. I'll close the survey in 45 minutes or so and then post the results here in the thread. Can someone please, please post the survey link in OOC as I am unable to do so myself today. 18 people answered the poll currently, and I'm hoping to squeze out a few more.

Survey here:
https://goo (dot, to avoid spamblock) gl/forms/8xtmnzJOtlWLFEHI2

>>175081968
Threads is patrician kino my brother

>>175082809
didn't digitalis get banned during the last thread

>>175075825
>>175076152
>tfw purple in a year and a few months
w e w

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>tfw nobody you like interacting with plays anymore
>tfw you're surrounded by people with sticks up their asses just like you, or validhunters who don't say a word that doesn't pertain to 'are you valid'

when did everyone get so boring? when did i get so boring? how do I stop being boring?

>>175082836
I just did it anon.

>>175083041
just stop being a little bitch sergay

>>175083041
I stopped playing because I was banned, when I get unbanned I'll be playing again

>>175083096
thank you, friendo

>>175083041
every goodplayer went to lifeweb

>>175083640
ill cut you kiddo
seriously though who all is purple I want to know who's just as old as me

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>175083640
>kolith
>serwind
>nevill
>waifus
>good players
Even if you name a couple decent ones, they still got baited by a russian powerpoint erp game that obly goes on weekendd to force a drought and suck people in anon, if they really got caught in that meme, they never were any good to begin with.

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>>175083640
>every goodplayer went to lifeweb
But people on Lifeweb are all shit though?

>>175084142
if you remember their ckeys, they probably contributed to the game more than you did
>>175084213
we dont have validshitters here because it takes skill to collect valids :^)
>>175083939
what did he mean by this

>>175084298
>we dont have validshitters here because it takes skill to collect valids
But all combat is tied to your class and rng

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>>175084423
>not dissecting the censor in front of the entire royal family as a maid

do you even frag

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>>175084298
>they probably contributed more than you did
Yes anon, carshalah is trully the best contributor we ever had, alongside digitalis, sue, sawbones, "im drunk and ill nuke the whole doscord"nuclear, a really shitty admin who only got in because sawbones was in charge and was really bad at his job, a really shitty player with such shit self control he had to blow up weldertanks and ick ooc to get pwrmad so he could get his life in shape, some randon guys pretending to be girls, so on, trully, tip top cobtributors, totaly not shitters with almost no positive qualities whatsoever, surely I couldnt remember them just because they were god awfull.

Honestly I like ss13, I just wish /vg/ had more rp. I want a real medium roleplay server.

>>175084691
now tell me a ckey of a good player you remember and his contributions

and no, your own ckey is cheating

>>175084691
>some randon guys pretending to be girls
Playing a female character does not mean you are pretending to be a girl. It's called roleplaying, you are playing the role of a female on a space station.

>>175084691
also, being a shitter gets you banned faster on lifeweb than on /vg/. good thing you mentioned sue, who became a meme on lfwb discord

>>175084801
Probe, dragonbro, thataxxguy, jubislovu, adu, kammerjunk, felicity while a waifu was a decent player, val oth was a good tech, same with cash hardie, zalika was a god cop, ailsa is fun to mess with and yahir is a decent fill in chemist though not great at anything else.

>>175085091
Please make a new list, im not on that list...

>>175085063
Sue is a cute player in lifeweb

>>175085091
>dragonbro

>>175085091
They all still play

>>175085091
>cash hardie
>val oth
>good

>>175085091
>tfw you will never ever get put on a list

>>175086019
The secret is to put yourself in a large list so people will see you and not think it's self shilling.

Here's an example

good players: avada, ailsa, [your static name here], amelia adams

>>175085319
They stuck around when the shift was low, they moved the freight, they sticked with the other techs when shit went down, they rarely fucked off, they knew the game well enough to be able to give you a hand or replace you to keep cargo going smoothly, cant ask much more of a techie, its someone who can play good, has your back and doesnt leave the bay, better than most of them.

>>175086198
actually thinking back on it i somehow got snuck into the bottom of the husbando giant tier list, so maybe i should just spam that

also even as an example list what you posted disgusts me

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Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

>>175086604
Did someone say husbando list?

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Reica Carter
Lisa Tovir
Mallory Brooks

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Megurine Luka
Rin Fukuimoto
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Alice Conrad

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Julia Brandt
Raphaella Beckett
Naomi Williams
Angelite Entyshak
Angel Hawke

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Emilia Davidson
Brooke Burns
Hyun Ae

-Want for Their Body tier-
Trinity Prewitt
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Lyra
Ivy Stocker
Felicity Rivera
Kaylie Morgan

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Avada Colander

-Girl Next Door tier-
Rina Visser
Ashe Mallory
Annie Rodgers

-Bird Next Door tier-
Rail Kinson
Hachi

>reply to this post with a waifu and I will add them to the list

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Here it is. Sorry for the semi shitty presentation, but I need to run off to the gym before it closes. If they turn out unreadable I can post raw screenshots.

Some quick comments though:

I did delete one answer to the survey as I deemed it to be an almost guaranteed troll. The answers were: (18<, neet, 10,10,10,yes,1,1,10,i am a god, all boxes, i have lf autism). You can include it in your headcannon if you wish.

As for the two dudes that selected "other" as their occupation, one of them was in the military and the other on sick leave. (Hope you get better soon, spacefriend.)

I also can't believe I forgot to ask about real gender, played-as gender and fav job.

And please don't let the PJB stats fuel the fire. I believe he is an invaluable asset to the server, even if he occasionally behaves poorly.

>>175087237
Why did you add the dragonbro thing? He won't be deadminned until he does something deadmin worthy

>>175087237
>STEM or medicine
I thought the M on STEM stood for medicine?

>>175087510
its for mathematics apparently
>>175087472
he was in hot water the other week

>>175087571
No he fucking wasn't, sawbones made a dumb complaint nobody took seriously and then people shitposted and gave zero evidence.

If anyone had any real evidence they'd make a forum post.

>>175087510
Its math but medicine is a science

>>175086986
christ do you really have this saved and ready to post?

>>175087834
No, I searched the archives for "husbando tier list" + a static I knew was on it

>>175086986
How do you know which hazubandos have good bodies?

>>175087215
Surfer
Mai Pai

>>175087990
The person that made that list probably assigned them at random, very few listings make sense

>>175087215
-Alcoholic Molesting Aunt tier-
Reica Carter

>>175088143
i still don't know what "Boy Next Door" tier means

How many times do you poop a day fellow space men

Personally I do it 2 or 3 times every day

>>175088532
Cute boy next door that you're friends with and eventually have a relationship with. Johnny fits,dunno about the rest of them. Felicity for sure fits here, though Ivy might be a little too alcoholic for it. Ginger also belongs here, as Does Harvey

>>175088651
>Harvey
The salamander?

>>175088802
Harvey Zadvosky, kuranon. Don't know which tier Harvey or Surfer would be in.

>>175088937
Harvey Zadvosky is already in the "Married to my character" tier

>>175088651
And to think this whole time I thought it meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs

>>175088997
But he's mine?

>>175089071
prove it

>>175089009
>officer
>calls of assault from cargo
>ola killed some guy who attacked him first after raiding vaults
>check his bag and find a whole box of pill bottles full of creatine
>he screams "BOYS NEXT DOOR" and runs away

>>175086986
>not on the list
that's fine.
all I need are my shards anyway

>The PJB meltdown
>Dragonbro given round/server killing adminflags days after deleting a locker an antag was hiding in (which the antag was using as a trap) and fucking with another admins round because they decided to play instead of admin

This server and community are in the hands of some major imbeciles.

>>175088379
I wish.

>cult target lost in deep space
well fuck

SOMEONE
FUCKING
GREENTEXT
THAT
ROUND

>>175090667
You're one of my favorite players, just as a person. I'm not attracted to you in any way sexually, but you're fun to be around.

>>175090747
no, one of the cultists ghosted and asked deadchat instead of just using haunt and actually believed them when they said derelict

>>175090747
he was in detective maint, but he had his detective disguise on too

>>175087215
>-High School Sweetheart tier-
>Emilia Davidson
>Brooke Burns
>Hyun Ae
What the fuck
How are any of these "sweethearts"

>>175087215
>>175090908
Hyun is the least likable person I have ever met.

>>175090787
That's a really odd thing to clarify over a 32 pixel sprite and text

>>175090893
wow, we got played

>>175090787
I'm in love with strawberrytan!

>>175091020
I'm talking about the person strawberrytan, not the character Reica. I'd be scared of Reica if I knew her.

>>175091186
I hope to kill you in dorms !

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>>175090750
>trade
>get decent starting stuff, find polar star on trek to shuttle
>sell some shit
>cult
>sell less stuff
>trade alien corpse for spur parts to hachi
>sell spur for bartender's life savings
>invisible alien pops in, vomits dead scientist
>hachi had alien mask
>take both to outpost
>watch hachi spin plates with the power running out everywhere
>spend last bit force feeding garlic to recently cloned scientist and then realising it had no holy water
sorry I didn't sort any equipment hachi, really thought it wouldn't go that long and I didn't need it for myself.

>>175091310
That means I played her right, she was my favourite but I sorta try to diversify a little now

She'll be back someday

>>175090750
ok

>Be borer
>Host is cult and gets all access from HoP a wraith killed
>Tell him to hide the HoP in the trash by turning the chute off
>Host gets killed by alien
>Find new host, isn't cult
>Tell them where the HoP's body is hidden so they can call the shuttle

What an amazing story

>>175090750
okay
>be me
>newbie Geneticist
>only person in the medbay, except a borg and a latejoined paramedic
>sudennly miner wants to be the guinea pig
>okaysure.jpg
>atleast three fuckups later power ends in gene room
>move console to Clone room, power ends in it too.
>hear talk of cult, can't clone dead cause the power is out
>bitch about it on the radio
>get >>175091579, a dead guy's borer
>a construct wanders in, is friendly with me
>a jug smashes me lightly and smashes lights coordinally, then fucks off
>cultists are not that bad, it seems
>borer tells me the hop's ID is in a trash bin, we go get it
>get all-access and call the shuttle, also call centcomm
>a few non-cults taze and search me, see im good and let me go
>rename my ID to "resistance leader" cause why not
>go on shuttle
>a fucking jug kills me 4no raisins
i'd say it was a good cult round, but then again i have no experience so

daily reminder PJB is right

Is there any other way to maintain a burn mix's ratio inside the burn chamber besides the AAC?

>>175088379
What about lewd cousin that experiments with you

>>175090398
t.zealotron

>>175093198
air alarm, making your own burn chamber, controlling in and out flow with gas pumps outside the chamber

>>175091339
if garlic doesn't have holy water which I'm pretty sure it does, garlic bread definitely contains holy water

>banned players can make changes to the server

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14732
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14734

>>175094268
Why wouldn't they, and that was before being banned

>>175093973
They probably mean "garlic?" from an exotic seed crate.

>>175087237
Would've been more interesting if you could track the answers of people banned.

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>>175088651
My static is 64 years old, he isn't a boy next door and this list makes me angry

>>175093973
Garlic doesn't contain any until you beef it up with robust harvest a bit first.

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are medbay waifus healsluts?

>>175095158
I've never seen the full image but all signs are pointing towards the fact that she has a penis in that pic

>>175095158
Do you consider being chloraled, stripped naked, and stuffed in disposals healslutty behavior

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Does anyone know how to make an entrance/exit with disposals? I saw one made for a Vox-friendly room once but that was a few years ago.

I tried doing double trash bins but it propels you out so fast you slam into a wall and take damage. I also tried delivery chutes but I was only able to climb into the entrance and any attempt to move just popped me out of the same entrance.

Or is there a better way to do airtight entrance/exit that I'm unaware of?

>>175094503
They shouldn't because that just adds more fuel to the "coders don't play the game" thing.
That was before he was banned, though.

>>175096015
try using a buffer room with two tiles of space to suck in unnececarry waste

>>175096015
Conveyors and airtight flaps.

>>175096478
Like on the Vox Trader station? Worth a shot.

>>175096786
You can go through airtight flaps if it's on a conveyor belt?

>>175097041
You can go through if you're resting.

>>175097117
Which alot of people don't know is a great way to space somebody. All you gotta do is grab someone in podbay and throw them through the flaps out into space. No ZAS. No one looking. They don't even have to be sleeping or crit.

H O R A T I O

post not well known ss13 lore

surfer brooks' biological mother is reica carter

>>175098960
ss13 lore? what? you think anyone care about it?

>>175098960
voxes actually came from space mexico
when mexicans needed the pass throught trump's galatic wall they evolved to have wings, beaks and feathers, but they efforts were in vain since the wall was really big, this made them lose their wings and try to get an actual green card

NT hired them to work on the station because they are cheaper, but dumber than the average crewmembers

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Proromolecule event when?

>>175100220
DUDE DELETE THIS IM ON EPISODE 1, SHED IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER.

>>175100379
>SHED IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

Oh man, you have some fun adventures ahead.

When is the next purge, i want to abuse Surfer

>>175088651
tfw called cute

>>175087215
>No Bonehilda

>>175088379
It's funny because Reica molested someone in-game already

>>175087215
>no Bee
>no Alexa Highlands

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Good night, spessman.

Rate my borg playing that round.
Hardmode: Guess which borg I was

So what access do I need to use pirate ship? Or do I need to use this code somewhere?

>vampextended
vampire removed when?

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>when retarded people tell you how to do your job

Here's a nice question; Has medbay changed to the point where you can just clone suicided bodies since last year?

>>175098317
I've had success with lockers but it isn't as "polished" as a delivery system as I would have liked.

>>175101053
Why surfer

right before the clown mime rematch:
LOOC: VictorPadilha: how to throw someone head in the window? i don't know how to do that
LOOC: Theophrastus: lmao
LOOC: Zubron: grab
LOOC: Durgen: then your fucked buddy
LOOC: Theophrastus: do not teach him
LOOC: Theophrastus: until after

right after the clown mime rematch (which lasted like 5 seconds)
LOOC: VictorPadilha: thanks for not teaching me
LOOC: VictorPadilha: scrubs
LOOC: Riho Hyena: mad
LOOC: Durgen: it takes practice
LOOC: Nanocop: it takes years of training

>>175101838
If you transplant them, I guess.
If they kill themselves, it's their own fault. Fuck em.

>>175101838
It's easy. Just take out the brain and put it in a monkeyman.

>>175101846
Because whenever you say you want to do something negative to him, he replies "why (name/ckey)

>>175101929
>VictorPadilha
hue alert, someone's alt

>>175090085
but jean, you're already on the list!

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>Arrest someone for breaking and entering
>They report you in Admin Help

>>175101929
I once put guy's head on monkey, then cut it off and put monkey's head back on. Since heads change their appearance I had 2 same heads and just told everyone my target is MIF and put real brain in microwave.

>>175101774
10/10 eng borg?

>>175086986
Where's the Silicons list?

>>175101937
That's what I did, and said retard in question flipped his fucking shit at me over being in the wrong body claiming they could've just been cloned, even though he snapped his neck right in front of me.

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MUH IMMULSIONS

>asimov borgs had to watch holodeck fistfight

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>>175102096
>Arrest someone for breaking and entering
>they report you in admin help and then proceed to continue breaking and entering for two solid hours

I have not played since the new implementation of body dragging causing increased bleeding.

How damaging is it? Are medbay beds actually something you should aim to use now on transportation rather than just keeping the crazies locked up?
Did cloning get fucking nerfed yet?

>Hear Wilhelm is kidnapped
>Go to maint areas around science
>Door I can't open that I could before
>Victor comes back later and wonders who found him as I drag him to validcollectors

>>175102262
>low rp server they said
We are no rp server

>>175102373
It's definitely beneficial to use, still see borgs and assistants leaving massive smears of blood along the corridors as they 'help' though.

>>175102461
>drag him out of toxins for the fourth time
>'HELP WILHELM KIDNAPPING ME LAW 2 HUMAN HARM X47 !!11!!11'
>proceeds to do actual kidnapping after
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>175102262
>he didn't ahelp it

>>175102225
You can do head transplants to keep the appearence. And you can technically just defib them and tell them to eat dex+

>>175102791
I thought Head Transplants for suicides lead to the same problem as defibs, a Dex diet for the rest of their lives?

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193rd for Harvey Zadovsky!

real talk though that mime was an absolute valid lusting nigger
>bullies me all shift
>rek him with some window slammy
>he snitch to security
>security lets us fight to the death
>agree to a fight with set rules
>he break the rules
>agree to another fight with set rules
>he whines right before and after the fight in LOOC >>175101929
>rek him with some more window slammy
>he get cloned for some reason
>tries to kill me again by the shuttle
>cable tie him and bring him onto the shuttle
>he hatchets me into crit in the chaos of the shuttle
I should have left him cuffed in escape

>>175102948
I don't believe so. You're well in your right to just completely ignore suicide victims and shove them in the morgue though. That's what I do.

>>175102494
Rad.

Paramedic just got a whole lot more frustrating though I'd imagine.

Might explain why I've barely seen any played this week.

rate my antag gimmick
>THE REAL FOOOOOLLLKKKK BLUUEEESSS plays whilst I shoot fools with a colt .45

>>175103290
We never had good paramedics so it doens't matter

>>175101929

Yeah, i love that you just forgot you also cheated in the rematch, attacking me in the countdown

>>175103652
t. butthurt mute frogs
go home white boy

>>175103652
lmao if you want to log dive, you can clearly see I waited for the Warden to yell GO before I attacked you
learn2robust and learn2not be a shit mime

>>175102191
You're supposed to rate ALL of the borgs, then I tell you which one I am if you rated me highly.

>>175104541
You're just mad he liked my material printing ways.

>>175103035
>window slamming
In which scenario is this the easiest way to kill someone?

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>It's a revs round with a new HoS episode
>it's a revs bomb the brig episode

>>175104607
Were you Otart? You're a metagamer, fuck you.

>>175104641
In the scenario where no weapons are involved

It's even superior to beating somebody up with most weapons if you don't have some form of stun.

so, was the singulo loosed?

>>175104641
no weapons rage cage
you can chain stun them and cause ridiculous bleeding

>>175104741
How? Because I checked behind a hacked door after someone said they were kidnapped in a vamp round?

>>175104493

there was some MIDI with a countdown, you attacked me in the middle of it, and while i was typing

>>175104823
>tfw always get stuck with upgrading the grab somehow

>>175104878
Warden yelled GO, so I went
I obviously had no way to know you were typing, so it's odd of you to hold that against me

>>175104965

whatever, you would kill me anyway, i don't know how to do that window slamming stuff

>>175105096
grab -> upgrade grab -> click window

is He has no style He has nograce valid for having the shittiest ckey?

>>175105219
naming my next clown Lang Key Kong

>>175104607
true that, the security borgs and boop the needy cyborg were pretty chill too.

Why come Janitor borgs never get any love?

And why come no bartender borgs?

>>175105219
there are worse, like the BR faggot putting his name
what are some good ckeys though?

>>175105532
feels bad man, never get credit for a clean station

>>175105532
>janiborg gettting love
they're better than the normal janitors already
>bartender borg
service module

>>175105783
>good ckeys

Kolith
Kammerjunk
Kavlax

>>175106159
one of these things is not like the others

>>175106159
Kammer is cute, CUTE!

>>175106575
t. nuke

>>175105783
2hotdogs

>>175106575
Kammer is rude.

>>175107001
>he doesn't want a rude qt to sit around with and make fun of people.
Boring or WHAT!

How can you even waifufag a game like this.. no wait.. how can you even remember the RP name of everyone there and talk about them like they're real?

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>>175108072
>the people behind the characters aren't real

>>175107178
sitting around sounds like a zonoose fest

>>175108537
:/ nothing is boring when you're with the one you love.

>>175108968
don't be a fag

>>175106575
t. Nuke

>>175109035
I just wanna sit on the park bench and mock all the people who walk past with a cutie, trying to laugh quietly as not to alert anyone to what we're doing when she does a funny voice!

>>175108968
Untrue

Nuke's obsession with Kammer is pathetic and borders on fucking weird. He's literally autistic and probably still a virgin.

>>175109630
You're describing 99% of the ss13 playerbase with those generalizations.

>never really understood redboys rushing to change lawsets, doctors carrying chloral at roundstart, other shittery-proofing methods
>have my first grey/greyminded individual spend every waking moment of a two hour shift niggering or trying to avoid the consequenes of niggering
>suddenly everything makes perfect sense

>>175110201
banned

>>175110201
>doctors carrying chloral at roundstart
Roundstart is when clowns and greyshits try and get their giggles in by fucking with med and stealing shit. By mid-round they're usually all dead or busy trying not to die.

>>175109630
literally everyone is autistic and virgin in this shitty game

> just walking around by hydroponics and chatting it up
> see the chef walk into an electrified door and their robotic arm gets sizzled over
> walk with them to medbay, where they collapse of pain along the way a few times
> go to the chapel and talk to the person inside and ask them what it's like to have robotics limbs
> we discuss the line between human and robot for a dozen minutes, on body dismorphia, what the implications of someone cutting off their limbs to upgrade them means when they look at other organic people, whether robots have true personalities or not
> he calls over a borg for me to talk to and it calmly discusses its inhumanity and lack of true consciousness, and that it pretends to have emotions
> on my way out of the chapel, an officer pipes in and tells me from first-hand experience that prosthetics really aren't a big deal and life fundamentally just goes on
> walk over to research division where a guard shows me around before we bluespace jump and the round ends
decent chill round, although it's somewhat off-putting that people really don't behave any differently no matter how auged up they are

>>175110201
Sec trying to change lawset is pure shittery
Doctors carrying chloral is completely normal and should be encouraged, since they have no way of defending themselves

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What causes the &#39; error and why haven't we fucking fixed it yet? Literally every script I ever use has to have
$content = replace($content, "&#39;", "'"));
And it has been blowing the cover of sneaky antag scripts for as long as I can remember.

It also shows up in shit like whispers and prayers, and it's been going on for years. Why does no one ever talk about it?

>>175110614
Shitty HTML code, probably.

>>175110201
Was it an admin who's name rhymes with autismtron

>>175110587
>>175110397
I probably should have worded this better as just the general disdain for greys, even when I've had shitters they usually fuck off after you plonk 'em a few times.
This was my first real experience with the "get caught redhanded breaking into toxins and get dragged to the brig kicking and screaming 'DINDU NUFFIN LAW 2' only to do it all over again for an hour and a half" brand of greytide.

>>175110587
>pda message
BORG LAW 2 LET ME OUT OF THE BRIG

>>175110764
I doubt zealot was even on, much less ahelped his multiple non-harmful arrests.

>>175110942
Don't be too surprised

seems like deadminning himself and being a greynigger while there's barely anyone to handle ahelps is a new hobby

Nar-Sie has lost interest in this universe.

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>find really neat artefact
>sec beats me to near death as suspected cultist
>artefact never to be seen again

Such is life.

Ban Sawbones.
You don't have to deadmin him, but don't let him play anymore.

Jobban the HoS

lmao 2narsie
2narsie!!!

>>175111086
I'll check when logs come up, does he have a static or some shit he likes

sec was dogshit that round

>>175111571
what'd he do

>>175111571
HoS did nothing wrong

HoS Tulin Joplar hands down best HoS

>the bedsheet bins near the washing machines are both indestructible and immovable.

Fantastic design guys, great job coders.

>>175111557
>literally has a cult of retards freeing him out of the brig every time he gets caught
>decided to be a useless greyshit during a round with only 1 admin instead of actually observing

>>175110421
>its inhumanity and lack of true consciousness
unless it was a posibrain, it was fucking lying, most borgs are the same as you and me but with a metal body and constraints

>>175111571
this desu
>>175111557
fuck off HoS
none wanted you

>>175111608
not saying it was you that did this but
>constant greytiding
>sec busy
>cult wins
>WTF? SHIT SEC! PROTECT THE DAMN STATION!

>almost whole round I'm thinking it's all just usual greyshittery and alien artifact that changes tiles into cult tiles
>mfw somoene actually talismans and converts me

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GEE BILL

>>175111650
hos pls go

you were alright but you seem inexperienced. Should have stayed in the brig when it was clear that there was a shitstorm brewing and there was nothing we could do about it. Some cultist on the purple scooter got your ID and guns and it was a serious pain trying to hold them off

>>175111747
sec was busy with the greys because none wanted a shitty sec
HoS should have stepped down the moment he had arrested 6 people 5 minutes into the round
the guy was an aspie
that being said saw trying to get people out of the brig is jailtime worthy

>>175111883
Yeah, I'm not going to be HoS for a few years. It was a terrible, but funny experience.

>eat random apple in hydro
>instantly put in crit
>seconds before dying fellow cultist drags me into nar
bro

>>175111943
An admin we can all rely on

>>175110587
>Hah when they niehbours put on their loud shitty music it's terrible they should move out
>Why are we getting complaints for our music being too loud our music is good.
You right now bud.

>>175111713
It was a posibrain and told me that it was an advanced artificial lifeform, but could not love or feel, and instead only imitated these for human conveninece. I asked it about having organics attached to the body and it just answered that it would be fundamentally incompatible with human limbs, as it isn't an organic brain. They recommended I talk to some IPCs after that but I couldn't find any walking around the halls.

that alien artifact completely covered up the cult.

>>175112026
holy fuck those two anti toxin pills did nothing?
cyanide nerf when

>>175112119
>IPCs
fucking port them when

>>175111983
you could jump into it after you have a few months of officer experience and are confident you know the job well. You just have to be robust and able to organize your security team and know the ins and outs of security

>>175110614
>$content = replace($content, "&#39;", "'"));
what does this even do

>>175112061
are you really comparing validthirsty security officers with salty doctors
one does it just to git dem valids
the other just wants to play with lifecode autism

>>175112307
Replaces ' with ' because comms code is shit

>>175111447
ahelp it

>>175112410
Well technically I was a cultist, I was a little offended by the assumption though.

>>175112161
Cyanide is death unless you potass/water it. Don't even try to antitox someone that ate cyanide apples.

>>175112307
It fixes speech in scripts. Any time Byond runs text through a filter, it replaces apostrophes with &#39; It does the same thing when you're praying and a few other situations. Check logs and ctrl-f &#39;
>Be Rogue AI
>Put a script into comms that mutes any messages containing the word rogue or malf
>Put in a second script that allows me to disguise my voice as any crew member
>Two seconds later
>"Hey clown we&#39;re going to the bar, you&#39;re going to join us right?"
>"Oh shit there's a script go check it oh fug AI is rogue kill him"

>>175112556
Or charcoal or smoke.

>>175112785
>smoke
>Cyanide smoke
Wouldn't they just breath it in and die again?

>>175112556
Actually you keep the person alive with a dex plus iv
Same work for suicide cases

>>175112785
Yep. But considering the speed at which even 1u Cyanide kills you, that is pretty much a one in a million chance. Just get cloned.

>>175112927
Cyanide builds toxin damage just as fast as it does respiratory iirc. Been a while since I had a case, but I think that purging the body of it is the only cure

>>175112907
>still no verb to hold your breath temporarily

if pomf were to quit tomorrow who would you want to replace him

>>175113515
2hotgods

>>175113392
Strawberrytan

>>175074852
This was at like 2 in the morning for me. Even shitposters need sleep

>>175113627
AAAAAAAA>>175113515

>>175113056
Are you sure?
Last time i scanned a cyanide case it only had resp

>>175113748
Might have been lexorin. Cyanide is 4 tox 4 oxy per tick.

>>175113596
Stay gone brazilian shitter

>>175113515
>>175113596
I have to agree. 2hotdogs is the ONLY hope this server has

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Hi, I'm trying to join this server for the first time. However, when I connect, I get a black screen and all of the buttons are unresponsive (pic related). I'm updated to the latest version of BYOND.


Does anyone know how I can fix this issue and join the server? Thanks.

>>175114380
It's the server saying "fuck off we're full"

>>175082819
>cage got mentioned
Welp, now i have to change my ways and ic name. Just like it happened with Blankstare's trap nitroglycerin granades

>>175114473
>cage got mentioned
what is cage

>>175114461
Ok, thanks. How does the player cap work then? The button on the website currently says '49 players online', but about half an hour ago it was at 62. I'm still unable to join, even though the player count has decreased.

>>175114630
There's no player cap, I think the bunker is on because some people have been advertising us on r*ddit and we don't want them here

>>175114630
there's a redirect script set up right now, you'll have to talk to an admin or something to let you in

>>175114717
>>175114756

reeee


how long do the admins usually bunker for?

>>175114797
Usually a day, maybe two, since it got posted in reddit maybe more. Just check back daily, or you can just ask an admin through byond/ the thread

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>>175113515
patreon mech pomf

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>>175114756
>>175114717

So if there's too many people online I can just post something like pic-related to get the bunker turned on?

>>175115151
delet this

>>175112907
>Be traitor
>Snag pAI to hopefully make a smartgun or murder MULE
>BUTT is the only one in the list so I snag it
>Butt says, "Butt butt"
>Fucking thing is worthless all it does is say butt, make bananas and occasionally make smoke and say BUTT GAS
>Throw it in my bag and try to sneak into sec
>Get busted, yakkety for a while, flash forward to me getting dragged in for speedy lethal injection
>HoS, Warden, Captain and Detective are all in the room watching me get injected
>Ready to ghost as I go dark because fuck this shit
>Suddenly PFFFFSSSHHHHHH
>Smoke all around me
>After a few seconds I stand up on the table
>All four of them are on the ground asleep
>Butt says "Butt gas"

>>175074852
With this latest shitfest, it's for the best if pjb just leaves. It's not worth it anymore.

>>175115151
>their post history is just meowing

>>175081968
Wasn't there but the station nuke required bussed ops which basically don't happen anymore. The only thing it's good for is a better barricade and laser shield.

>>175083041
Visibly roleplay and try to engage people in roleplay more. You'll fail a lot but once we get a critical mass of frequent rpers it picks back up into maximum comf.

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>>175110614
>Do a google search for &#39;
>It searches for apostrophe instead
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>175083041
>>175115975
Pick roles where you have to engage with other people. Thats why "medbay slut" is so common, everyone interacts with them eventually so everyone knows them. Don't just fuck off to do autism projects, or if you do make sure to include your whole department

>>175114989
even after all these years this picture still amuses me.

>>175116120
I thought it was because they literally suck dick when admins aren't on. I've seen it at least twice.

post cargo project ideas

>>175096015
Layer 20 scrubbers and 10 vents in a 1x2 entrance with a properly configured air alarm and timing wire tripped. This'll pretty quickly scrub and fix the air, unlike regular cycling airlocks. On the other hand, you can just rig the door with signallers to buzz people in/out. If you have the APC by the window into the entrance you can stop them from being able to hack out.

>>175116607
Get two more MULEs and put pAIs in all of your mules to deliver crates.

>>175116607
hack them and send them on long journeys across the station in a quest for blood

S-surfer girl? Do you love me?

>>175096015
Chutes take a second to activate, stay inside and it'll flush you, but they will hit you at a wall too.
Try using a chute to an outlet. An outlet only shoots you 2 tiles out, in addition to having a cool siren when it does.

>>175117024
No, i only love bbc that treat me like the whore i am
get away from me dicklet

>>175117650
fuck off kolith

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Sawbones must fall to my might

>>175096015
You gotta sit in the chute for a little bit then it sends you through. Same as a bin but you can take cargo too. Make a landing strip that's like 4/5 tiles long I forget how far.

>>175101794
Use the pirate captain id that's on the ship.

>>175102373
It just fucks up all but two borg modules because he's a retard with his head up his ass.
For the most part, anyone you need it for is as good as dead anyway.

>>175111447
Keybind a macro for rest and shift+home backspace say, "I'm laying down, I surrender!"

>>175111664
Spend 3 minutes adding the anchor then it's not hard.

>>175112161
Cyanide is sleep and 4 tox 4 oxy per process. You need to take dex+, anti-tox, nitrogen if you're a vox/Peptobismol and hope you can ride it out. Add latte to stay awake.
If you don't have system clear pills on hand just take him to cloning and speed up the job with a good punching.

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>>175086198
ay whatup

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME ON A LIST THIS INSTANT I REQUIRE VALIDATION

Post favorite silicons!

>>175085091
Fuck off yclat.

>>175084691
I was sober and at work, actually. :^)

ROUND NOT OVER ROCK DIDN'T COOK
DO NOT ICK
BANNED

>>175118538
I like Cyrr, Waffles, Beta, Boopers, SYD, Dongs Mk II and probably a few more, but I can't think them up off the top of my head.

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>>175116607
Setup a prism emitter array for opening shit
Construct an AME, bottleneck it through portable SMES, and cut cargo from the grid.
Stack like 16 medbots in the lobby window
Order and keep stocked 30 metal stacks, 15 metal stacks and some 20 odd insulated gloves in the lobby with an assorted pile of medkits, pizza, multitools, cable, industrial welders, welding masks, RPD's, RCD's, matter chips
Recycle plasma and metal into plasteel. Expand cargo into maint and fortify it with rwalls to prevent theft
Relocate the mining oxyminer into cargo and setup an atmos to keep cargo air pure. Reinforce the exteriors to better scrub plasma/co2/n2o
Add in a pipenet with a bank of heaters/freezers with thermal plates all over to air condition cargonia
Order trays, botanist lockers, and steal a diona pod packet
Order/print surgical tools and scanning module an rtable to make an operating table
Make a small plasma room for borer eggs and occasionally restock it
Use the boards in tech storage to make a dna modifier to humanize monkey cubes
Periodically make diona and offer to brainswap and defib. Remember to clipper a packet every time.
Order an rnd kit, open it, and have the ai sync it for you
Make the usual goodies. and start making posibrains and MaMMI's too
Make a chem dispenser, chem master, sleeper, body scanner, defib, cloner, cryo, freezer, exosuit fabricator, etc
Back up yourselves, heads, and security
Order, open, and secure guns and ammunition in locked cargo lockers in a small, lightly fortified cargo armory for when shit hits the fan
Assemble a flamethrower line and store them in the armory
Assemble maxcap and fused cansiter bombs and store them in the armory
Make a large amount of metal foam, explosion, emp, and flash powder grenades and store them in the armory
Order, assemble and configure a double shield gen to protect your lands

When the station calls for a shuttle, hold them by the chin, lean in and whisper, WE BUILD

>>175118538
Those that do not hunt for valids.

Fuck you dragonbro, I had greentext AND smooth operator!

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who /golem/ here