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Full cavity search redition

>New Nexus challenge for D.va and Genji skins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk

>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.


>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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>>175013280
>you have to play TEN fucking games of HOTS before you get this skin
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>>175013280
Women in regular uniforms are sexy.
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>>175013280
>Skins locked behind another game
>skins that require a good PC
>skins that require you to have a friend
What the fuck Blizzard?
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Police Officer D.Va is cute.
CUTE
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How do I play this shitty moba without dying of boredom?
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reposting
reminder that you have to complete a quest to move on to the other in NC2.0
as in
you can't complete week 2 until you've done week 1
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Do you think Widowmaker dug up her husbands body and uses it as a sex toy?
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>>175013450
>skins that require a good PC
Huh?
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>>175013393
You can skip the first week and play 5 the second week.
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>more skins locked behind the Bad Game

I hope the never do this with characters I actually care about, like Tracer or Widowmaker.
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>>175013527
You can't though >>175013498
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Post Reaper memes please.
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I hope MEKA does police siren sounds
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>>175013496
You don't.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJLvtx5PzI

Oh man am I the only one finding this shit cringy as hell? I had to close the video when Genji started riding D.Va.

Also, what's wrong with the HoTS playerbase? Why are they sperging so much? Man this reminds me of the whole History vs. Fantasy shit that happened with Total War some weeks ago, why are gamers such retarded crybabies?
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>>175013539
You know it's coming. I'm surprised they did D.Va over either of those two you listed.
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>>175013527
Weeks add up

For example if you only wanted the 10 free lootboxes from week 4, you would need to play 20 matches
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>Police DVa

For fuck's sake am I actually going to have to learn how to play a MOBA?

I don't even know what I'm looking at half the time. Is it like playing World of Warcraft but in a team against five other people?
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>>175013508
I might as well be running Windows '95 on my toaster
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Next hero for HOTS will be Hogger, after that Zenyatta, Kel'Thuzad, and then Junkrat. Both Zenyatta and Junkrat will have Ovewatch skin tie ins for playing HOTS. You heard it here first.
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>>175013527
Someone in the previous thread said you could not, the quests would unlock sequentially and you would have to clear Week 1 before Week 2's was even available

Were they full of shit
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>>175013539
>Talon Tracer and Overwatch Widowmaker available in the next Nexus Challenge
>mfw
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Someone please make a D.Va version of this! With the officer skin it is begin for it.
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>>175013664
please no
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> its quicker to grind uprising than to win 3v3 arcade games
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>>175013450
>a good PC
A good PC from five years ago, sure
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>>175013625
>HoTS playerbase? Why are they sperging so much?
Why are they even annoyed? Those who are good at the game won't be in the same ELO as those who will play it just for the skins. And they are getting new characters.
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>>175013819
yes
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>with a friend
i don't fucking know anybody who plays that shit game
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>>175013539
Oh stop whining, I prefer playing a few games of that shit and be sure I get the skin insteado of grinding 50 hours every event and still not being able to get what I want
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Nova > Widowmaker
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>could barely play Overwatch because of exams
>the 12 arcade boxes gave me nothing but dupes
>had to spend 8k of my gold bux on all the stuff I want
>I have to grind boxes over the summer for the summer stuff
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>>175013625
That department coulda been working on a overwatch animated short instead.

This is the reason we have waited so long for a new one.
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>>175013730
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>>175013730
>Tracer in a bikini for summer - Nexus Challenge 3
>yfw
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>>175013450
>skins that require you to have a friend
When the first Nexus Challenge for Oni Genji was up the General chat was full of random people looking for to friend up and party up for it, I just got in on that and deleted most of them after
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>>175013625
I think they really wanted Deathwing and Kel'Thuzad
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>>175013819
Funny enough, it is.
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>>175013717
>Junkrat
Anon, please, I don't like mobas!
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>my team
>never attacks healers
>mercy gets like 3-5 man resses every time
>their team
>winston pounces on me every second
>sleep dart his ass but nobody want to help me peel him off even though rein and dva are like 3 meters from me
>symmetra rushes at me with a 120dps beam always charged for some reason while running through 3 of my teammates while they yell at me for not healing and stressing me to pick mercy

This is a special hell.
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The fact that this will probably be better then anything that Chu will come up with saddens me greatly. It would give Mercy's character some actual character beyond perfect doctor that can do no wrong.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pim4p7_2lX4
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>>175013915
I hope he makes a Pharah model after he's done with Symmetra.
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>>175013870
But you sure know people who play Overwatch and want the skins badly enough to install that shit
We're all on the same boat idiot
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>>175013539
I played HOTS for the Oni skin the first time around it wouldn't be so bad but the game is boring for me. I wonder why they just couldn't put D.va's skin in this event. I hope future Tracer's and Widow's skins don't get the same treatment.
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>>175013696
You don't have to win, just play
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When will OW finally get a hand combat specialist?
I will play hots only for this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kraV3xWGBl0
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So what is the bare minimum I need to do for the genji and dva skins?

Google gives me conflicting information: must play X games with friends, must play X games in general, even alone vs bots, must win X ranked or unranked games etc.
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How does /owg/ feel about the controversy surrounding Mei and the weight she lost in her Rooster skin?
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>>175014076
Old soldiers was our best comic yet and he made that. He also writes all the dialogue for the characters.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/05/23/overwatch-michael-chu-interview/
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>>175014218
5 bot games with a friend for genji
then next week 5 quick play matches with a friend for D.va
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>>175014218
10 games with a friend. Ranked or unranked.
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>>175014252
its april
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>>175013929
They probably have multiple shorts in the pipeline all the time
But sure, they could have allocated more resources to the OW short I presume is still coming and maybe gotten it out faster if they weren't also working on this
Maybe not though, these things usually release on specific dates to coincide with things like HotS 2.0 and so on
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>>175014218
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>>175014474
it's a fucking question your sperg how is that bait?
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Even though I'm bad, you still like me, don't you /owg/?
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>>175014149
>I wonder why they just couldn't put D.va's skin in this event.
It doesn't really fit in with the theme of the Uprising event

At least Oni Genji could have conceivably been a Halloween legendary
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>another HOTS/OW skin event
>the skin is actually good this time

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I both don't want to play HOTS and I don't have any friends to play it with.... but I do want the skin...

Fuck.
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>that amount of butthurt about Oni not being exclusive anymore
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Why is her tie over her arms?!
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>>175013059
>I get that a lot
From who? According to Reaper and just understanding of humans, Winston has to stay inside to not frighten people
So who tells him this?
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>>175014218
It seems to be, 5 games this week for the genji skin with a friend, this can be against bots. Week 2 for the Dva skin you need 5 with a friend but it must be against other people in either unranked or ranked mode.

It's possible that you may have to do week 1 for the Genji skin before you're allowed to do week 2 for the Dva skin but I'm not sure.
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>>175014692
because it looks cute
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>>175014630
I think people are going to start loving her once they get more practice in and figure out how to use her efficiently. People still hate Sombra but it's because no one knows how to use her properly, en masse. People who play more often might've figured it out by now but most of the edgelord shitters picking her have no clue yet.
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>He doesn't have the Nullmari player icon

Wanna know how I know you're a shitter?
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>>175014692
because that's how the real world works
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>>175014642
>"exclusive"
I don't think that word means what they think it means
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>>175014642
I think it's fine that people have another chance to get it, it would be ridiculous to have it never available again
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>>175013496
I started playing it like a month ago because a friend recommended it and now I play it more often than Overwatch tbqh
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>>175014642
Isn't the Genji skin easier to get now as well? I thought before you had to get to level 25 or some shit and now it's just 5 games with a friend.

Glad I didn't waste my time getting that shit back then, I don't even play genji, but I'll get it anyway while getting the Dva skin.
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Okay, if somebody still confused here is full description of Nexus 2.0 challenge
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
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>>175014642
I bet those idiots whining about 'exclusivity' don't even have the Blizzcon Bastion and Noire Widowmaker skins. Fucking posers.
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>>175014802
FUCK you bro. All I want from every event is the Pachimari icons and it always takes me four fucking weeks of playing every god damn day to get them.

Player icons purchaseable with ingame gold when?
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>>175014802
blech why would I use that ugly thing
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Yeah but how about a new 76 skin you fucking NIGGERS?
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>>175014995
You had to play 10 games with a friend.
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Speaking of exclusive cosmetics, I wish it was fucking possible to hide shit you can't get any more.

So sick of looking at Season Pro animated icons and sprays I don't have.
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what the fuck I spent several hours playing hots for genji oni, and now you only need 5 matches?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF CASUALS
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>>175015132
Blizzcon Bastion is neat, but when I bought OW at GameStop and they asked me if I wanted to pay extra for the Widow skin I literally laughed out loud and said "does ANYONE do that?" and the guy was like "no but i gotta ask"
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>>175014216
kharazim is very fun to play as a muscle wizard punching the shit out of people. I hope doomfist is an actual melee character, along the same lines as him or maybe vi from LoL
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>>175015236
>NIGGERS
Sorry about your esports career bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0&feature=youtu.be&t=22
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>>175014052

Business as usual man.
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>>175014995
>>175015248
It was fifteen games with a friend.
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POTG was a mistake.

>le mercy main on team
>KOTH score is 2-2 with my team holding at 99% at enemy team final push
>They're using every ult in the game and we have a res on hand
>Mercy "Die on point, Die on point"
>Mercy saves it for as long as possible hoping to get the big res
>le chokes and only resurrects two while everyone else respawns normally
>lose the point
>we fail to recap
>lose the game
>stay to watch POTG
>It's the fucking Mercy
>Has the audacity to say "Oh well at least I got POTG"

x D
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>That guy in 3v3 who always runs off on his own to "flank", turning every match into a 2v3
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>>175015405
>Junkrat
Into the trash it goes.
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>heroes of the storm
More like Heroes of the Overwatch

Am I right!
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>>175015357
I think they were trying to scam you, anon. The Widowmaker code came already in the game box, atleast in Europe. You didn't have to pay extra for it.
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>>175014149
Same, it was abysmally boring, even with two friends. And I don't even play Genji. I play even less D.va, and I can't even play AI games to get her, so I'm wondering if it's even worth it.
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>still no sit and laugh emotes for Sombra
>no new skins since Winter event
She could use some love, Blizz.
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>>175015451
this post would really work better in hotsg
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>>175015357
What? It's supposed to be a bonus for pre-ordering, not something you had to pay more for?
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>>175015236
best skin
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>finally see a dva skin I like
>I have to play another game to get it

Man this cross connectivity shit sucks can't I just buy a case of mountain dew or something
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Cute spray!
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>>175015447

Well seems like the guy who made it just slapped random pictures to some of them.
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>>175015540
>Not the Halloween skin
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>>175015583
D.va really makes money in every way possible
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>>175015591
red suit and white skin
>groundbreaking
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>>175013717
You know they're going to do Mercy instead anon.
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>>175015583
I'm playing the extra games for that

I guess I had to anyway to get to those extra loot boxes but still
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>>175015378
Oh man, I'm a big fan of him, didn't know he plays OW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>175015685
>not liking thriller
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>round ends
>everyone leaves
>"WAITING FOR PLAYERS"
>60 seconds of waiting to be sent back to the main menu
>get sent to skirmish for 60 seconds
>get sent to new round
>WAITING FOR PLAYERS"
i am no longer having fun
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>10 boxes of dupes
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>>175015405
I seen many GM support players climb a smurf fast and efficiently i'm a shit silver player but how do they deal with this? Or do I just play zen as a DPS that throws harmony on the DPS going in and discord shit?
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>>175015748
>not living in the now
Thrillers fine, but it was sung by a black man. Making his skin whiter is pretty insensitive coming from a company that bent over backwards to make a character fatter to pander to tumblr.
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Post them:

>main
>fetish
>favorite map
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>>175013625
Why do they always pick on Diablo? Poor Guy.
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>internethulk kicked from envy
>gets suicidal on stream
>is now going to coach rogue during apex

if I was on envy I would check the locks on my door.
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>Forced to play mobashit for skins
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>>175015685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

>>175015851
D.Va and Ana
Femdom
Eichenwalde.
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post bnet id so we can play these damn hots games, usa
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>>175015567
>tramp stamp

Ruined goods
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>>175015792
>10 boxes of dupes and voicelines/sprays/icons you don't care about

FTFY
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>>175015948
I know what thriller is, dumbass.
I'm not 12.
>>175015850
>>175015850
>>175015850
>>175015850
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>>175015851
Winston
Bara
Dorado
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>>175015940
at least hots games are like 12 minutes long and require little to no actual thought or mechanical skill.
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Are any Oni Genji users mad as fuck about the skin being up for grabs again for less effort?
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>>175015851
>D.va
>feet
>Antarctica
I mean if you think about it, D.va spends most of her time suspended in that mech, and she's pretty young. So her soles and toes are probably soft and sweet.
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>>175015830

Because some people are just good and carry, had a game last night where a Mcree absolutely destroyed us. Every shot he took was a fucking headshot, couldn't even peeked out of cover when he was around.
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I'm tired of Tracer popping up in the back field and then ripping everybody a new one before zipping out like a meth'd up monkey.

Should I pick up Mcree? Also how's tickle monkey?
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>>175016109
fuck no lol I played 15 bot games with my friends for that shit. """"effort"""""
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Are overwatch males oversexualized?
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>>175016178

winston is secret op
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>>175015792
>uprising will be long over by the time this reward is up
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>>175016142
>spoiler
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>>175016178
mccree is meh unless you have godlike aim
winston is pretty good though
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>>175015940
feels bad man
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>>175013393
Seriously that looks like Priss Asagiri from "Bubblegum Crisis" back when Cyberpunk was a thing (i.e. before the neverending War on Stuff)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajTAnMqhZB8 [Embed]
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>>175016238
Where can I get this skin?
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>>175016109
a little, just because the nigger genjis I see never have that skin. I'm also on the side of having exclusive things staying exclusive. But that never lasts long, and every game that tries that ends up caving and rereleasing them in some way. Maybe it could be an exclusive achievement or icon or something for the old one
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>>175016109
Ask the forums and how they feel. You know they're super sekrut and kool skin got put out again and they'll be mad.
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>>175016238
No
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>>175015792
>>175015583
>with a friend

For what purpose?
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>>175016453
mccree don't look a damn thing like that
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>>175016168
it makes sens for DPS but as a support is seems much more difficult I tried looking at some footage but it seems every example had at least a competent tank for ana to babysit while in silver rank you have reins that love to charge and take the longest route to do so effectively leaving me wide open and I instantly get hooked or gibbed
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So when does this Nexus event start? Everywhere keeps saying "Week 1, week 2" but no saying when the weeks start.
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Can you afk quickmatch vs AI?
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>>175016109
The official forums are full mad from fags that went to get it the first time and consolefags that can't play hots.
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>>175015671
HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY OH HOHOHO
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Why does this game's playerbase spend $40 to be retarded?
Like there are so many types of throwing griefers that I can't understand why people pay money to waste time
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>>175016567
My bad
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>>175016109
Still got the free Zarya.
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>>175015851
>winston
>widowmaker, not blue people, just widowmaker
>Ilios
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>>175015583
>>175015671
she's probably some version of a korean barbie where she plays lots of different roles in movies and specials. i bet she even has a doll line.
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which one anons?
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>>175016590

People used to carry with Ana before damage nerfs, he could literally out damage the dps, heal like a mofo and her ulti was fucking OP. Zen is too squishy to carry as support, I suggest you get comfy with Pharah and shit on everyone because at that level no one can shoot her down.
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>>175016109
No I was just mad that they locked content behind a game that's really boring to play since I'm not a HOTS player.
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>>175016260
>>175016313
How long should I stay in the backfield with Winston? Is it worth pushing for the kill or should I bail out early and stay alive?
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>>175016764
>is a star in a movie called Hero of my Storm
>Hollywood has posters of them
You think?
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>>175015851
Orisa

Robot girls/xeno girls/girl monsters/traps/genderbending/masks/necrophilia/bestiality/impregnation/mindbreak/nipple fucking/rape/2+ insertions in the same orifice - usually the shitter

Dorado
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>>175013280
>no pc
>no friend
That skin is sick
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>>175016794
fucc, forgot pic
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>>175016764
Leave it to blizz to make a pro player of one of their games the most famous celebrity in the overwatch world.
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>>175015851
Pharah
femdom
Lijiang tower
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>>175016837
If you have a flanker with you go or they're not at full health go for the kill. You should be able to kill fast enough if you land on them, hit them with your feather duster, then punch them.

If you're alone, do enough damage to be a distraction but then bail.
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is this nexus shit live now?
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>>175016896
Ironclad so you can look like a daddy
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>>175016843
i meant she's like barbie in that if you want to see her playing a certain role/a doll of her, it probably exists.

>doctor dva
>veterinarian dva
>scuba diver dva
>technician dva
>equestrian dva
>family barbeque dva with a toy RV
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>with a friend

Fuck, FUCK YOU.

Does it say we have to win?
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>>175015851

Mercy/Pharah
Femdom
King's Row (Oasis is p. cool too)
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New Blue Post from Jeff explaining that these skins will eventually be added to the normal lootbox pool

>>175015851
>None, I play whatever
>Futanari
>Oasis
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>>175017007
Cool. Also how is his melee vs his tickle canon? I'm always debating what I should do when I'm right on top of them.
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>>175017128
are you a newfag? its very easy to find groups with the global chat.
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>>175017128
No, just play em
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>>175017197
Melee sucks
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>>175016591
It starts today
I heard there was a delay for EU or something though?
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>>175015851
>Widowmaker
>futa
>King's Row
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>>175015851
>76
>Femdom
>Illios
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>>175016804
I know I see how effective she is games are WON on which team picks pharah and which team can counter her. I may try to learn her in QP but I don't like here at all or any rocket characters/weapons in video games period. I probably killed myself with a rocket more times than I ever killed players with it across all mp games I played that featured one. But she is so effective that I may just try and learn.
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>>175016265

Why Jeff why
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>>175017163
It wasn't meant for them!
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so I'm currently 3740, but I want to drop... a lot. I want down to <3k, possibly lower. I just want to fuck around in lower brackets, they seem to not give a fuck about picks and so on.

what do?
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alright boys looks like you can fight AI to get these games done

need some friends

BattleGoat#1407
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>>175016896
Wait until the last day
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>>175017197
Melee's the same as other heroes. Landing on them is 50 damage, so Squishies have 150 HP. Melee is 30. Electricity is 60 per second. In 2/3 seconds you should be able to finish the job.
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>>175017417
You gotta throw very hard friend, I went from 3900 to 1200 over the course of 25 hours of in game playtime. I'm not trying to troll you either, you basically have to AFK to drop far.
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>>175017460
which one do you like tho ?
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>Play HOTS with a friend
Fuck, first the movie theaters adopt the no singles policy and now this. FUCKING NORMIES
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>>175017384

>likes femdom
>posts lesdom
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>>175017163
>with that said, I still encourage anyone with access to a PC to play the Nexus Challenge

LELLLLL nope! Thanks for the update, Jeff. I'll just wait it out.
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>>175017163
>they come out on Halloween
Naisu naisu, beri naisu Jeffu-chan.
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>>175017638
>first the movie theaters adopt the no singles policy
what
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>>175015851
>main
Don't have one
>fetish
A lot
>favorite map
Dorado
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>new dva skin
>pants
Literally unplayable
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>>175017597
Chief Engineer
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>>175015851
Orisa
Femdom
Nepal
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>>175017740
only the weirdos go to movie theater alone, so it kinda makes sense to not allow such miserable person there.
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>>175017757
after the new years skin idk how you guys think blizzard is ever gonna give you canon pantsu
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>>175015851
Road Hog/Reinhardt
Incest/Trannies
Dorado
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>>175017740
It's to stop autistics from shooting them up.
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>>175017387

Don't be afraid of dive bombing supports when enemy team is distracted, do you have a friend you play with? Maybe you can get him/her to healslut you for maximum effect.
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>>175017638
Maybe stop looking like a mass shooter
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if you faggots need a friend for these HOTS games add me

BattleGoat#1407

you can fight the AI and it counts according to the menu in game
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>>175013280
Fuck off Blizzard. Just let me buy the stupid skins, I don't want to download your stupid Heroes of the Storm shit. I will literally give you money for me to not play that game.
>>
I am a mid diamond player and having trouble learning Winston. I want to pick up this tank because it is an easy character but still popular and useful.

What I'm having trouble with is: I feel like I cannot protect my supports that well. My shield only has 600 HP. Is winston supposed to stay near his team and protect the team, or is he supposed to jump away from his team most of the time and harass the enemy backline?
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>>175018162
see >>175017163
probably won't be for awhile though
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>having an ok time playing overwatch today mostly
>suddenly clock hits 6:30
>white boy bitching everygame

lel normies are retarded
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>>175017638
>movie theaters adopt the no singles policy
people still go to the movies?

why?

who the fuck wants to sit in a nasty crusty sticky chair with a bunch of other loud fucking people in a nasty theater with overpriced food and filthy bathrooms?

When you can just rent a movie on amazon/hulu/netflix and chill in the comfort of your own home.
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Someone in EUW wants to team up for the 20% bonus exp before the event ends? Just for some casual matches, I didn't get a single skin I want
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Why do people act like the challenge was hard. You don't need actual friends just friend anyone.
It takes less than 3 minutes to complete an easy bot match. I got down to 2 minutes.
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>>175018245
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>175017163
>in the future

not even in the NEAR future, that shit coming until next year
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>>175018182

You're not a tank, you're a flanker at first. You need to jump to the backlines of enemy, harass or kill the squishies/supports then jump back or peel off the flankers from your supports/tanks.
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>>175018245
Nigger
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>>175018241
Well that's good to hear. I'll gladly wait to get the skins then.
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>>175018182

I was gonna type a good long reply but >>175018428 is right.
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>>175018263
that's how you get tinnitus
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>tfw ameliafu
>tfw her last skin was so shit didnt even bother buying
why cant blizzard make her attractive?!?
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>>175017163
Why dont they just add HoTS to consoles.
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>>175018428
>>175018560

Also your bubble can shut down d.va's ulti, remember that it could save your team.
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>>175017662
I've you've got overwatch femdom to post you post it you double nigger. I have none.
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>>175018649
>MOBA on consoles
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>>175018314
i thought bot matches don't count
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>theres an actual non-white poster itt
I bet they are really bad at the game
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>>175018780
They did in the first challenge

For this one they only count for the first week
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>>175018263
submit further viewing material pls
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>>175018649
Because no one would play it. Assfaggots audience is 3rd worlders playing on toaster PCs because its free and autistic first worlders who have been playing league of shit for years already.
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>>175018428
>>175018560
Well I like protecting my team, is D.Va a better tank that protects the team but is still easy to learn?
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>>175018676

And holy shit, there is no better feeling than monkey sacrifice to save your team.
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>>175017908
>friend
wew

Also I tried her in QP now and spent the whole game getting headshotted by a widow and although my rockets were hitting I was giving pitiful damage. Playing pharah is playing a different game I don't think I can do this I already have bad aim now I have to aim a slow projectile in a game where everyone moves erratically.
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>>175018948

D.va is a hit and run character too but her defense matrix can almost eat all ultis in game, if you want to protect just play Rein.
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>>175018676
>tfw best I can do against D.va's ult is throw my team in the bubble
>all I can do is bubble my team as I land in front
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Every single Asian hero in this game was a giant mistake gameplay wise, prove me wrong, you can't.
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What have they done!? She's tubby. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>175019082
>change to d.va's ult made it explode very quickly
>can no longer charge it off a cliff as reinhardt
fml
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>>175017163
>Heroes of the Storm is an amazing game

Imagine being forced to say this
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>>175019167
The fattening of Overwatch heroes continues.
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>>175018948

Rein isn't hard to learn and he is all about team protection.
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>>175019167
just a bit of a round face, desu
The widowmaker one however looks like dogshit
Go have a look at that one's face
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>>175019127
>Dva
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Symmetra

I agree
>>
>want the new d.va skin since she's fun to play and a QT
>have to play some autistic reddit game with a bunch of gooks for a week before getting the chance at the skin and then another week for a QT spray
>remember that d.va in her current state is dogshit and gets taken out of mech in 30 seconds flat in a teamfight
>FUCKING BLIZZARD WHY DO YOU DO THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>175019172
I managed to charge it off a cliff just today.
I can save better with Reinhardt than I can Winston.
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>>175019167

We need to go THICCer
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>>175018952

Yeah I fucking love that feel man.

>>175019043

There are lots of smurfing autistic Widow mains in QP, in silver I don't think a Widow can headshot a Pharah on air. Don't try to engage from million miles away, go in to mid range and pick off supports and 200 hp heroes. Her rockets take some time to get used to but her direct hits are like 130 damage and with a Mercy damage boosting you on your ass you can one two shot most of the supports and dps. If you can't Zen is a great choice like you wanted if you can land those headshots.
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>>175018948
d.va's defense matrix is more like a point defense sort of thing instead of something enduring for the team to hide behind like rein's big shield
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>>175019167
EXTRA
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>Genji would be a better character if he was an insufferable weeb rather than an actual Japanese man
Prove me wrong.
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>>175017163
>in the future

Which in blizzard speak means never
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>>175015851
Roadhog
Overprotective MILFs
Ilios atm
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>>175019289
Her face is bad and her ass is flatter than a pancake.
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>>175019353
>not running around as police girl and pretending to be a little girl playing good cop
What a faggot.
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>>175019257
What if he actually believes that
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>>175019408
>in silver I don't think a Widow can headshot a Pharah on air.
You'd be wrong
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>>175018948
d.va is a jack-of-all-trades that can peel for others, flank/assassinate, or cover tanking for a while. She's basically Lucio in tank form.

Reinhardt is what you want. Orisa is only useful in very specific situations, like Sanctum.
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>>175019353

30 seconds is forever in a teamfight, what are you on about
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>>175019457
T H I C C
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>doing 3s
>enemy Tracer 1v1s ourRodhog
>she wins

Tracer nerf when?
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>>175019554
That is pretty bad. She's suppose to have a great ass.
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>>175018726
There's got to be a lot of Zarya doing that kind of stuff
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>>175019685
never I hope
Tracer learning how to actually throw items like a grownup fucking when?
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>>175019920
Look at those arms, she can't throw
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>>175019920
Most of the thrown shit in this game has weird trajectories or tiny areas of effect

I mean what the fuck is McCree's flashbang really
>>
>>175018948

If you want to up your game learn to play Zarya, you can save your supports/dps from hooks etc. and shit out amazing amounts of damage at high charges also her ultimate can wipe a team in seconds if they don't have a Lucio or Zen.
>>
>>175019920
If we just meme Tracer throws like a girl all the tumblr cunts will go apeshit till blizz buffs her throw distance.
>>
>Hana in a police suit

blizzard
pls

my dick
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>>175020054
you're onto something here, methinks
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>>175020087
>no short skirt
>no short tight shirt
Unplayable
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>>175019856
You'd think so but there's really not, guess I should swing by /aco/ again.
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>>175020087

I've never really had a thing for D.va, but that skin, it does things to me
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>>175020221
It all depends on how deep you'd be willing to delve into deviantart, tumblr or paheal
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>>175015851
>>main
Tracer
>>fetish
GP
>>favorite map
Oasis
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>play genji
>always hold space while landing to start my wall climb
>doesnt work on 15% of walls

i want my money back
>>
>>175020435
>deviantart
No thanks. As for the others, I guess I need to take the time and look, but honestly lezdom is the fanart bread and butter for overwatch with a nice side of Mercy healslut.
>>
>>175015851
>McCree
>Sub/humiliation/degradation/soft, tender, romantic love making
>Gibraltar
>>
honest thoughts on people with cyrillic names?
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>>175015851
I play the most Mei so her I guess, though Pharah's a close second
Maledom, cute nerds, butts, interracial, and thicc
I always enjoy a good game of Volskaya
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>>175020758
remove
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>>175015851
>Junkrat
>Forced feminization/crossdressing
>Volskaya
>>
>team mate leaves
>game doesn't end immediately
>5team is going to lose anyway
>you dont get a bot placeholder even
is there any game with a worse system?
>>
>>175020758
hitler was too kind
>>
>>175020758
Cancer like the gooks who cheat.
>>
can i do the nexus challenge right now?
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>>175020548
what the fuck is a GP
>>
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I have enough credits to buy a Golden Gun, but can't decide which hero's
Any ideas?
>>
When will we get mounts.
>Junker sidecar bike
>Akira bikes for Shimada
>people can ride Dva
>robo horse for Mcree
>>
>>175020960
MacCres nerf gun
>>
>>175018738
That's what they said about RTSes and yet Halo Wars is the one thing 343 has put out recently that isn't ass.
I say they should try it.
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>you will never breed mercy
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>>175020935
girl penis
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>>175020960
do you have any already?
>>
>>175020758

nobody uses cyrillic names

instead people from eastern european or russian reigons simply have a really shit english name and bitch about other players in mic chat
>>
>>175021030
>Wanting that old slut

I'll stick with youthful beauties like Orisa thanks
>>
>>175021030

> Generic anime face mercy

What's the point?
>>
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i want to hug orisa
>>
>>175020963
>people can ride Dva
How about no?
Pretty much all the other women in the game are superior
>>
>>175020960
Junkrat
>>
Tbh you have to be at least a 10/10 White Chad genius to even get Mercy to notice you.
>>
>>175021030
>ywn teach Widowmaker to love again
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>>175021061
Lucio, because I was maining him at the time I got my first GG
>>
>>175021214
>wanting used goods
>>
>>175017163
Eh, I want Officer D.Va enough that I'll play HotS anyway. Want to see how she plays in another game as well.
>>
>>175016896
i got both and i never play the fucker
i'll probably start just to be less mad about it
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>>175021197
Not true, just get injured like Genji and she will notice you.
>>
Tbh you have to be at least a 10/10 White Chad genius to get Widow's attention.
>>
>>175021197
>Genji or Reyes
>White
She'll probably be related to blowing Doomfist too.

>>175021360
>Reaper
>Sombra
>White
>>
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Reminder that this is objectively the best ship
>>
>>175018830
>non white female
>higher rank than any females without being a healslut
Those whores can suck it
>>
Tbh you have to be at least a 10/10 White Chad genius to even get Dva to notice you.
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>>175021197
If you're not 7'3 (221 cm) weighing 550lbs (250kg), inhaling your own homemade gas and is a Kiwi you shouldn't even bother
>>
Is this nexus shit up on eu? if so anyone mind helping me get the genji skin
>>
>>175021116
>>175021030

Yeah this art is pretty shit considering there's way better Mercy artwork out there.
>>
>>175021561
It's not. It will be up tomorrow
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>>175021620
cheers
>>
>>175021405
>Reyes
Please anon.
>>
>>175021620
wait
so you're saying the four games I just played are for nothing?
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>>175020960
I'm on the same boat, I'm stuck between McCree and tracer, just waiting to get the cadet skin to make a final decision
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gotta get those last three sprays from uprising. anyone want to party up?
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Blizzard should put a neutral enemy Diablo on Hanamura map to make it much more interesting than the stale draws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJLvtx5PzI
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>>175021714
You'll see a quest icon for it, when it starts. It will be on top the the usual daily quests.

And naturally you need to play with a "friend".
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>>175021197
If you're not a cyborg ninja then you're out of luck.
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>>175021545
There is nothing wrong with this ship.
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>>175021450
do autistic people ever feel embarassed
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>people crying over oni being available
>Cyborg is better
These people are plebs anyway Nihon is the most prized skin.
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>>175022149
It's a spectrum
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>>175021165
Such an adorable pile of fucking trash.
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>>175022202

Carbon fiber is the best skin desu
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>>175022424
B L U E
B O A R D
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>>175022087
Objectively the best
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>>175022351
I don't know, I'm doing pretty good with her
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>my face when playing HoTs against ai with people and shitting it up
>some guy just asked me if I now how to play a moba
>I told him I skipped the tutorial because it was taking too long.
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>>175022424
more
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>mfw people get triggered by voice lines
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>>175021197
>mercy's taste in men
>relevant ever
Mercy is for breeding, not opinions.
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>>175022542
What sort of hormonal imbalance do you have that you cant play hots?
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>>175022424
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>>175021973
better idea

Anytime someone switches to Hanzo/Genji on defense Diablo spawns and tunnel visions them until they switch
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>>175021545
>gets delfected from the swiss by the japanese
>>
Your emotions make you vunerable.
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>>175022674
sounds like it wouldn't change anything then
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>Diablo destroys Hanamura
>Makes a new choke
Why can't this be canon
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>>175022620
>made sure to have the "how embarassing" and "hahaha ..excuse me" lines for Winston just to piss people off
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>>175022531
>Tried every piece of advice that has been given to me
>Never feel like I'm doing anything
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what the fuck is this fucking bullshit

>you need to play our game every day, goym!
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>>175022202

I think it's fair that we will get the skin in lootboxes eventually, mostly because console players were at a disadvantage. It would be pretty dirty to force console players to play on pc just to get an exclusive skin.
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>>175022542

I can't wait for the rage I am going to induce when I have to slog through next week's matches against real people.
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>tfw get bullied by teammates for being bad at HotS
I just want the OW skins
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>>175023182
Blizzard's kneejerk reaction to top500 smurf accounts
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>>175023237
Onis pretty garbage the only reason it was hyped was because of the Nihon fiasco.
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>>175020960
a hero you want to learn how to play at some point or a new hero the day they get added
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>>175023294
I lost my masters now. motivation to start at 3k again is at ZERO.
>>
>>
>>175015851
>Junkrat
>body worship/bondage
>Eichenwalde
>>
I'm a guy who loves sucking dick above everything else. I can't help it: Whenever I see a naked cock, I immediately grab it and cram it into my mouth and suck it as much as I can. If I'm in a room full of guys with their pants down, I'll jerk two of them off with my hands as I suck as much cock as I can. I'm a real big hit at bachelor parties.

With this in mind, which character should I play to show everyone my love for cocksucking?
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>>175023559
dva
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>>175023559
Torbjorn
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>>175022424
>foreskin
2/10
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>>175023559
Lucio
>>
Anyone else sad that your stats on certain heroes are worse because you use those to stall with?
>>
>>175015583
vs ai doesnt work anymore?
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>>175023559
mercy of course
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>>175023260
Would zenyatta having an "immunity to ground based attacks and traps" passive break him?
It pretty much only covers earthshatter and junkrat traps.
Might give him a nice niche. It would also make his silent footsteps noted on his profile.
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>>175023472
Does HOTS even have original characters? I thought it was just a collective of characters from all Blizzard games?
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>>175023726
You get worse stats if you play well for instance a short game.
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>>175023726
no, I don't give a shit about my stats

except my zero time played on bastion, that one I'm proud of
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>>175023559
Mercy
>>
>>175023784
only if he had more pronounced knockback on other shit
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>>175023139
If there's red in your line of sight and your squad with you, hold trigger

ONLY use fortify when you're in danger, like if your shield breaks, you get flanked by someone who can actually hurt you, a reinhardt charges, or there's open space between you and a roadhog

Use your green ball of succ to pull people around corners and blast em, or just to hold the fuckers still for a second so you can hit them. It's amazing on the Nepal pit and the two Ilios maps with cliffs. Just spam it and force people to bunch up, it'll disrupt their aim

Stand right in the middle behind your shield and shoot. Use your succ to get volleys off on genjis and shit, stare down reinhardt and pelt his shield
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>>175022623
Is that why she'd breed with a cyborg rather than with you?
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>>175022646
I have literally 0 idea what I'm doing. I don't even know If I'm supposed to be left clicking or right clicking to move and attack.

I just hit Q W E R until the game ends.
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>>175023684
Kindly fuck off Pharah you sandnigger.
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>Mcree's high noon now causes him to shoot himself in the head.
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>>175024081
>now
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>>175024037
I just die too often, it takes litterally ages using heartstone
Also I don't know if I'm supposed to help out on the other lanes when they are attacked or flank meanwhile
>>
So do I just fight AI to get the Oni skin? Or is there a specific game mode I have to do?
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>>175015851
junkrat
tf
ilios
>>
>Genji's dragonblade now causes him to commit seppuku on the spot.
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>>175015851
Soldier 76
Traps
Lijiang
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>>175024340
you were supposed to spoiler junkrat
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>>175014473
I'm positive they're saving the next short for Doomfist. That mother fucker has been hyped to hell and back ever since Terry Crews showed interest in it. I can practically guarantee that's why we haven't had one yet.
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>>175016317
Because one of the OW designers is a huge Mecha nerd and Shirow/Obari fan. Reinhardt design was slightly based off Obari's Dangaizer and other "brave" shows.
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>>175024340
Transformation porn?
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>>175024526
>Hyped by reddit
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>>175013280
>used to play perfectly OW
>this happens
>Screen freezes but I still can hear the game and my mouse movement
feels bad man
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>>175020960
Whoever is your main
or Zenyatta, gold goes great with all of his skins
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>>175024628
what are these strange commie runes i see on your screen
>>
>"Quick Play"
>almost 3 minutes of search time
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>>175024323
You can fight AI with a friend for Oni.

D.va skin will require you to play other people though.
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>pvp and pve hybrid map
>you have to complete the objective vs the other team while hordes of Omnics attack both teams,
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Well, looks like Blizzard finally convinced me to install HotS.
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>>175024573
no, team fortress
yes of course transformation. holding out dreams of a werewolf girl hero or something like that someday.
>>
>want the D.Va skin
>don't play HotS
>don't even have anyone to play it with
Shit.
>>
>Tracer now attaches her pulse bomb to herself
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>>175013280
>that fucking D.Va skin
>woman wearing a suit and tie is my fetish
FUCK, I need this skin bad
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>>175024904
You can ask people to help in the general chat, I'm sure there will be tons of other people doing the same.
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>>175024586
are you implying reddit has no influence in design choices for this game?
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>>175025096
I suppose hooking up for a few quickies is an option.

Good thing it's only playing games and not necessarily winning.
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>>175019167
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>>175025186
It better not have
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Where are the new maps?
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>>175025215
Makes one wonder why Overwatch forces victorie conditions for "first win of today" and the weekly welfare boxes.
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>>175025229
>expecting content in Blizzards most successful game
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>>175024904
what d.va skin
>>
>HoTs doing so badly that blizz had to give it an emergency infusion of Overwatch players
fucking hilarious
>>
most of you dont care, but here

https://youtu.be/JWv1rNcyJIc
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>>175025346
Probably because OW is their big esports game and they want to bank off of making people learn to git gud.
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>>175025357
>not even looking at the OP
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>>175025228
you're sadly ignorant if you believe it's not, reddit is basically where Blizzard lets the community design the game for them, they read it constantly
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Explain this "week 1" "week 2" "week 3" shit for HOTS. Week 1 started today, do I need to do it this week? Can I just wait till next week and play 10 games and complete both week 1 and 2?
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>tfw you get the "first win of the day" bonus five matches in
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>still cant equip multiple skins or victory poses
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>>175025436
oh
>hides her legs
it's trash
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When is Pharah getting a new legendary skin?
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>>175025365
For a skin like that, I'm willing to run ten quick games for it.
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>>175025346
I guess it's due to OW games usually only lasting 5-10 minutes and individual skill having more weight compared to HotS. If you're good in OW you can more easily carry a team than in a MOBA.
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>>175025557
>>still cant equip multiple skins or victory poses

what did he mean by this?
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>>175025376
Shit narration.
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>>175025486
yeah you can wait and burn through it all
>>
people actually consider overbuff a reliable source to determine statistics for each hero

literally the dubmest shit ever
masteroverwatch is the only good source to actually see real stats. overbuff is skewed by long koth matches and favors shitters who only use one hero the whole game even though they are getting countered.
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>>175025649
; ;
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Realistically, how high can I climb by maining Symmetra?
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>>175013280
>those fucking light-up autistic child shoes
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JUST HAD MY RANK TANKED TWICE BY A DIAMOND ANA DOWN IN GOLD WHO WAS SHIT AND D/C'D TWICE
ANA IS BAD
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>>175025716
>maining
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>>175023980
I'm still getting wrecked by Tracer, Genji, Hanzo and Widowmaker.

Like seriously I can fight these characters better as Zenyatta with no shields, 200HP and just pure damage than I can with Orisa.

I do not understand how this hero functions.
>>
>give D.Va cool cosmetics all the time
>tithe people into spending 750 for a fun intro and 1000 for her sitting animation
>make people play a different game for a great legendary skin
>keep her damage so low you can out-DPS barely anything
>>
how long is a game of HotS so I know what kind of hell I'm in for?
also do I have to win the games?
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>>175025771
>says ana is bad
>he's in gold
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>>175025860
Between 10-30 minutes.
Playing is enough, no need to win.
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>>175025860
20 to 30 minutes.

Maybe 10 or 15 if you have a Hammer and Sylvanas playing against easy AI as you can rush one lane.
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>>175025917
>posts Rinko Iori smug laugh
mah nigga
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>>175025621
Interesting theory. I'm not sure if I agree, but interesting anyway. I'll ponder on it.
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>>175025767
>Autistic light up shoes.
This... is D.Va Anon, that's her whole fucking shtick.
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>Overwatch Update 25/04/17
>New Orisa passive ability: Assistance Required!
>Whenever Orisa takes damage, she calls out to her allies to come join the enemy team in fucking her silly
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>>175025716
>you will never have anzu take off her wig infront of you
>you will never run your fingers through her wispy, thinning hair
>you will never gently massage her greasy, crusty, and irritated scalp with the tips of your fingers
>you will never handfeed her kebab to help her reach a healthy weight
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>>175026020
shorter than that if you have a healer and tank to keep the hammer safe while she hammers the core.
>>
>Come join up for a special team wipe
What did Orisa mean by this?
>>
Why Blizzard hate Russian strong girl?

They should've made the cross-promotion with one of the Zarya skins instead of yet another D.Va item.
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>>175025917
Not that guy, Ana is actually bad for a gold player to play. Ana requires you to actually be able to aim to be effective as a healer, if you're a shitter that can't aim you're going to do awful as Ana. If you ever look at those comp pick vs rank charts Ana always is low pick rate at the low rank and climbs to nearly 100% pick rate at the top rank as player aim skill increases.
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>>175023829
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>>175026203
She means come use her ineffectual ultimate that relies on your rando team mates being able to aim instead of fixing the opponents in one place like the most broken ultimates in the game.
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>>175023980
It can also be used to put enemies behind cover if they're doing something you don't want them to.

You can put sustained ulting players back behind cover where they're wasting time. Pull Genji backward after he's dashed, put McCree behind cover while he's trying to charge Deadeye, move a Whole Hog behind a cover/further from your team. Things like that.

It's disruptive and occasionally deadly. Use it liberally, but use it well.
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>>175026218
Shes getting good skins soon.
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What is the best Strike Commander and Second in Command duo and why is it Winston and Lena?
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>>175026239
>ana is bad when the player is bad

in other news, the sky is blue and water is wet
>>
Mei in pajamas
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>>175026261
I thought so, just giving the benefit of the doubt. Never have touched HOTS before.
>>
Orisa's skins seem kind of underwhelming so far.
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>>175026418
matches the character pretty well then huh
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>>175015583
All I can see is Judy
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>>175026418
That's what my mom said about your dick. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
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>>175026384
It even has Overwatch characters on it, guess the comment was either ironic or foolish
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>>175026418
Not a whole lot you can turn a robotic centaur into.
>>
REEEEEEEEE WHEN WILL 76 AND ANA GET NEW LEGENDARIES
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>>175025376
This guy doesn't even get into the fact it breaks on flat featureless walls.
Some walls seem to be bugged to not allow Genji to climb most of the time.
In comp matches its certain death when it fails.
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>solo killing somebody as lucio

oh my god it's so fun
>>
> plat picks dva on Koth
> enemy has Winston and Zarya and zenyatta
> dva holds down primary fire all game
> ask her to switch because of the feeding
> but but I got gold objective eliminations
> that was after I went through as soldier and team wiped

Fuck me I despise dva I'd rather them pick dps
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>>175025917
>>175026239
THEY WERE A DIAMOND AT ONE POINT
THEY HAD THE GOLD GUN
IM STUCK IN GOLD BUT THEY GET TO BE DIAMOND
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LUCIO IS AN ANARCHO CAPITALIST

>gold and yellow frog is the best skin
>"people should be free to live how they choose"
>directly opposes poo in loo's control freak style of government
>RMB shoves people away who are violating the NAP
>"hippity hoppity, get off my property"
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>>175026541
sorry i havent played genji much since beta/season1

is there another video discussing this? i would like to add it to my forum post and maybe blizz will look into it instead of giving genji sneak nerfs every patch
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>>175019167
Does she get any cool skins that OW D.Va doesn't have? Like how HotS Zarya has.
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>>175026529
Same time when Zenyatta gets a legendary that isn't some gimmicky halloween costume
So never.
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>>175026749
What was wrong with the turban ones?
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>>175026320
Overwatch is dead, soldier. Time to take the law into your own hands. You guys can play by your "rules" and "ethics". Me and my sniper here will keep taking your Overwatch tech before you can even make it.
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>>175026725
They haven't shown them off yet but it's nearly guaranteed that they'll be better than OW's
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>>175026749
Man, I hate all of these gimmick cheesy event skins, I really want more serious shit
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>Behind a wall
>genji can slash through it

fucking REMOVE genji from the fucking game. this stupid nigger is fucking irritating. Doesn't need to aim, automatically retards can flock to this and spam double jump and deflect while being an irrelevant pest, then ults and holds M1 and shift.

It's so dumb, why is such a LOW SKILL REQUIREMENT HERO so broken? Make him reaper tier dumb, then make him reaper tier weak.

Genji, Winston, DVA, Reinhardt and mei are the lowest skill ceiling characters.
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Why do I feel like I'm trash with the supposedly OP heroes and better with the subpar ones?

Except for Orisa, I cannot make that bitch work.
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>>175026830
>2nd highest skill requirement hero
low skill

huh
>>
>>175026678
I think its been discussed at length. Its a bug that Blizzard leaves in as an acceptable nerf.
They nerfed his double jump too not allowing him to do it after a wall climb which makes the wall bug worse.
Genji has the most nerfs of any hero in the game. Remember that when you see some bitch on the forum asking for more nerfs.
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>The most antagonistic Tank character is the only one who can't shield others.
>The most antagonistic Support character is the only one who can't heal others.
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>>175026830
>hurr durr please I'm retarded give me (You)s
Fukken kill yourself
>>
>>175026827
I just want new permanent skin additions.

Uprising was the perfect opportunity to have a big content update and give new shit to everyone.

BUT NOPE, GOTTA MAKE $$$ AND TIMEGATE THINGS WITH NO RELATION TO THE EVENT
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>>175015850
Did you forget that the black man who sang it later became whiter than most white people?
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>>175026749
>disses Djinnyatta
>implying Sanzang isn't the best skin all year round
>>
>>175026946
>Blizz will only release event skins to milk the shekels and never release any general skins ever
Feels bad man.
>>
>>175026935
roadhog is not a tank and symmetra is not a support
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>>175026827
Which ones would you consider gimmicks, and which ones would you consider serious?
>>
>>175026830
Removing the reset and lowering shuriken damage would be a good start.
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>>175026837
Orisa is trash.

Everybody who says otherwise has sub 30 matches on her.
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>>175027014
Its more awkward that liberals forget hes a pedo.
>>
So on average, how much time do you need to level up? Not counting first win of the day.
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>Decided to play Bastion in the All Heroes version of Uprising on Legendary
Fucking
l m a o
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>>175027027
But anon, we got the Eichenwalde skin variations :^)
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>>175027076
About an hour and a half.
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>>175026810
>tfw we will never get a short or at least a comic where Winston and Tracer clash against 76 and Ana, while having a debate on doing what's right through what means

can't they just hurry this shit up
>>
>>175027034
Why not?
>>
>>175027069
What do liberals have to do with this? You were the one whining about them making a Thriller skin for a white man because a black man sang it.
>>
>>175027149
>they could do an Overwatch civil war plot
>people are faced with picking between 76 and Ana or Tracer and Winston
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>>175027195
Firstly im not the previous anon.
Secondly only liberals still pretend he wasn't a pedo.
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>>175026418
Her event skin is pretty rad. It makes her look like an actual Overwatch character instead of some weird cheap African 90s cartoon shit
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>>175027259
>they turn it into a full on event
>people in the Arcade game choose a side
the winner of that determines what side wins the Civil War in the lore
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>>175026781
Turbans look like shit and it makes his head 3x times bigger
Literally nothing tops Ascendant, which is retarded because zenyatta has so much potential for skins
>>
>>175024628
>>175024732
heh heh, loot boxes are called coffees in his country
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>>175027259
>two of the most popular heroes Vs two of the least

Good event, you should work for blizzard
>>
>>175026020
oh, you can play against AI for this and not other players?
neato

how long would a match take if I'm trying to throw against hard AI? longer than winning against easy AI?
I'm trying to min-max this stupid event
>>
>>175026907
tell me, what skill does genji need?

you don't need to aim, so automatically any character with a gun is harder to play.
>>
>>175027452
what's the details of this event

do you have to play a certain amount of hots matches to get overwatch skins or something?
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>>175027416
Coffers, but yeah, it's interesting how the romance languages are connected.
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>>175026353
pajamas on the floor
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>>175027051
Not as trash as Sombra, at least when solo queuing
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>>175027381
>giving power to the players
I like it
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>>175027076
You get 3.4 XP per second of gametime, this means that at most 98.03 minutes actually playing the game get you a level up. Of course it's not that simple, winning gets you more points, having gold silver or bronze metals get you more and waiting in the queue increases the actual time spent playing the game, 1 hour to 1 hour 30 minutes of total real world play time including queues per level is what you're looking at.
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>>175027336
And that claim has anything to do with this, how, exactly? Other than baiting for (You)s because /pol/ ignores you?
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if your rank is below diamond or master you have no basis to judge the balance of the game
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>>175027428
All four of those heroes get picked like every god damned time, often by both teams
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>>175027046
>lowering shuriken damage
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>>175027428
Tracer and Winston would be more popular if they gave them more than one dimension!
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>>175027452
just for the first week
after that you have to play against people
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>>175021030
a tumblrnose in need deserves Puffs indeed
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>>175025716
Up to a rank where people can actually aim at you.
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>>175027638
Will you fuck off you dumb tumblrina loser. Go be triggered somewhere else.
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I wish the game was faster and had more movement options
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>>175026348

The point is, the degree by which <hero> is worse in low ranks and better in high ranks varies.

Noaimnobrain heroes like Junk do disproportionately well in Bronze because nobody can aim. Hence trash mouse ends up doing superior DPS because his random ass bombs still hit half the time when you're just mindlessly spamming down a choke, while your lowbie Soldiers and McCrees are busy smacking their faces right up against the enemy team and still missing every shot.
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>>175027091
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>175027091
Yep you got recked, try doing story mode
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>>175027741
Play genji or tracer.
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Hero's need categories.

For example, a bitch class character is a cunt. So Tracer, Genji, Ana, roadhog and Mei are considered bitch class characters.

Let's go ahead and delete bitchclass characters

game is fixed
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>>175027739
>posts non-Overwatch garbage in a /vg/ thread
>immediately starts screaming meme words when someone doesn't appreciate him

Poor thing. Have a glass of cyanide and lay down forever.
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>>175027864
What's wrong with the hog?
>>
So tired of Widowshitters. I have to play Winston every game because no one else deals with them
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>>175027519
yea
>this week is play 5 matchs (can be against AI) for Genji Oni skin
>next week is play 5 for Dva skin (from here on out matches have to be against people)
>2 weeks from now is play 5 for Dva icon and spray
>3 weeks from now is play 5 for 10 Overwatch lootboxes
you have to complete the previous week's event to be able to unlock the stuff from that week
event's stay open until the end of the entire thing so you can do all 4 events during the last week instead of waiting for them to open up week after week
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Why the fuck custom games dont count towards unlocking the arcade crates? God I fucking hate blizzard. Mystery Heroes,Uprising, CTF and 3v3 are all fucking shit modes.
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>>175027874
You're literally insane, because you are dumb i'll explain it in simple words.
We are talking about Soldiers thriller skin. Its Overwatch related.
Michael Jackson was a black pedo.
Get banned already.
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I kinda hope there's a Lucio skin that changes the model of his gun and not just the texture. Most other heroes have skins like that.
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>>175027702
Can we please get a story about them trying to rebuild Overwatch for once now like god damn
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>>175013280
Neat
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>>175013280
I wish you could force skins in custom server games like the Uprising event
>make game called Stop Resisting
>one team is all Officer Dva
>other team is Ana, Pharah, Lucio, Reaper, Winston, Sombra, and Symmetra
one day
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>>175028010
>We are talking about Soldiers thriller skin. Its Overwatch related.
Yes.

>Michael Jackson was a black pedo
That has nothing to do with Overwatch, neither does your claim that liberals ignore that. The only reason you said it is for the attention you never get otherwise,.
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>>175023479
top tier fetish anon
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>>175027949
>20 games in total

don't have to win them, right?
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>>175028010
>talk about Thriller skin
>some dude points out it should've been brown since MJ was brown at the time of performing the song
>other anon says that it's fine since MJ turned whiter than the average /jp/ NEET
>Liberals ignoring the fact he was a pedo is relevant to this

Your logic seems slightly flawed, shitposter-dono.
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Jesus fucking Christ, why playing Hanzo is so much fun? Literally, my last five games were most satisfying experience in my ow time.
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I wonder what the next event will be like
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>>175027034

Symmetra is a support, and so is Torbjorn.

Rather than focusing on pumping DPS down the choke, or holding a defensive frontline they provide an auxiliary benefit to the team, covering the backline with their turrets and providing their team with extra sustainability.

But this is all academic really since Blizzard's hero categories are only useful or relevant to a brand new player.
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>>175028232
nope, my brother and I are playing against AI just to make it faster. easy as shit.
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>>175015851
>Lucio
>tgtf
>Nepal
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>>175028346
My money's on a beach or pool party event.

Give me my bikini skins already,
Blizzard.
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>>175028346
>>175028445
Thought Mei's spray hinted at the summer games coming back.
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>>175028360
good stuff, installing it as we speak
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>>175028445
I'll laugh at them if they don't do this
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>>175028346
Junkertown or Moon monkey invasion
or maybe both
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>>175028346

>Pirate event
>Reaper, Genji, Junkrat, Dva, Ana, and Zenyatta get new pirate themed skins to go along with Torbjorn's and Roadhog's
>Event map is on a boat.
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>>175028505
Keep in mind only the first 5 games work in vs AI.

The question is if people surrendering works as well.

>start match
>play like utter shit and throw the game
>act like it wasn't completely on purpose to dodge being reported
>team surrenders as soon as it's possible
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>>175028445
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>>175028596
>pirate event
YES. I wanted this since forever, especially the map
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>>175028529
Everyone was confident that we'd get a beach party event last year and instead we got the olympics. Wouldn't be surprised (if we're not getting them again) they do something like summer camp instead.
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>>175028346
Literally don't give a shit but hope they make Hanzo skin
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>>175028673
What the idea was only floated after the olympics because the olympics is not annual.
>>
>>175028596
>it's a CTF map
>2 pirate ships boarding each other
>the flag is a treasure chest and you need to steal the other team's booty
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>>175015851
>mccree
>cumflation
>kings row
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>it's a really fair match but you still lose, even with 7 minutes of objective time, 1 meter away from where they stopped the payload
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>>175028806
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>>175028445
I need roadhog in his speedo's like his sprays
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>Theres an actual retarded sjw that lurks in /owg/
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>TFW EU so can't grind yet
>TFW Blizzard consistently does this to us
>TFW I don't even like Oni Genji, but want qt policewoman and mad booty boxes
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>Uprising
>Team picks genji and roadhog
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>>175028961
>mercy and widowmaker don't get skins but roadhog gets his speedo
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>>175028979
is the update out on NA

I'm not installing 10 GB just to get a 5 GB patch, am I
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>>175015851
Zarya
loli/spoiler]
Dorado
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>>175015378
i still can't even figure out what is happening other than his teammate says something and just begins acting like a child
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>>175015851
Zarya
Furry/Scalie
King's Row
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>reminder dva is the most girl gamer friendly hero
>literally a girl gamer
>pink
>cute
>bunnys
>no reload infinite ammo
>big boom feel good ult if you get lucky
>infinite lives
>little ladies pistol
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>>175029173
i think his teammate said he was basically standing still
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>>175028806
Lol no its a KotH map with one map being a port another being an tropical island and final a jungle
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>>175029029

>Lock in Reinhardt
>Two other teammates pick Shimada brothers
>Last guy waits a full 10 seconds and then picks fucking Sombra
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>>175015851
>Sombra
>shortstacks
>Rt 66
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>>175029320
you forgot the most important thing anon

she can't heal, so all the girl gamers play mercy instead
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>>175029483
But dying and respawning a mech perfectly simulates what life is like for a girl.
>girl stuffs up
>gets another chance
>and another
>and another
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>>175015378
i tried not to laught but it happened anywya
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>>175015851
Junkrat
Succubi/Demon Girls
Numbani
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>>175029419
>shortstacks
My brethren of african descent
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>>175015851
>main
Don't have any, I have some characters I'm good with and some others I just hate.

>fetish
Rape, milf, big breasts, feet, ryona, gyaru, evil women, guro, cowgirls, snuff, lolis with big butts, dark skin and tan, fit girls

>favorite map
Ilios
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>>175028024
His gun's pretty unique, that's probably why it doesn't change much
>>
>>175027730
>>175025716
There are a handful of symmetra one-tricks in GM
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>>175028495
You mean it hinted at something Blizz explicitly said would happen?
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>>175029419
>That ongoing goblin story on /aco/
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>>175029401
>QP
>picking last because I like to fill roles to keep team as balanced as possible
>first four picks go DPS because it's QP
>5th guy spends forever picking
>then goes 5th DPS
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>>175029773
>Lucio Summer skin
>beach shorts and a bubble spraying toy thing
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>>175028961
quality post
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>>175028303
simple geometry
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>>175028887
Play vs. AI is only a qualifying mode for the first week quest for all the Genji stuff
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>>175028303
basic algebra
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>>175015851
>Orisa or Ana (depending on what we need on our team)
>chubby
>Nepal
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>tfw you get a team of 5 monkeys but you carry them anyways
>Next match is playing against them
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Would you rather a
>Black boy
>Korrean
>Virgin Hapa
>Blue haired feminist
>GM White man named Chad.
On your team?
>>
Solider nerfs when? Him in the high ground of any maps is just so stupidly good. Find him at 60% HP? Lol nope he's just gonna place that little, healing field down that heals him while letting him spit out stupid amounts of damage
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>>175016837

>11/12 players, surely a few seconds before someone joins

>NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS, RETURNING TO LOBBY

id love someone to explain why this is in the game
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>>175030275
Go pharah and fight him from far away
Go Widow and click on his head from far away
Eat his lunch with d.va
Hook him with roadhog
Yank him off high ground with orisa
Boop him off high ground with lucio / pharah
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>>175030254
>Blue haired feminist
So I can show my 17 yo gf that femenists are mostly shit
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>>175030316
Same reason wait times take forever sometimes.

DED
GAME
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Whats the best sort of asmr to listen to while playing Lucio?
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>>175030596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68uCNRbCR14

No debating.
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>>175030103
I remember this guy got so happy about me carrying him, heaping praise on me and adding me to friends.
Next game I was vsing him and stomped him. He quit without saying a word.
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>>175030316
It seems there's a hard time limit for waiting for players that will forcibly end the game even if it's close like that
>>
>tfw graphics card goes into overdrive immediately on the menu screen and its temp rises to 101°c
>have to open case and put a box fan next to it so it doesn't overheat
>it stays between 75°c and 85°c sometimes even going to 95°c
this is the end, time to build a new pc.
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I stopped playing DVA a long ass while ago and I already got ONI don't know why anyone else would use it now when nihon and blackwatch are superior, why couldn't it be Reaper or Rein or fucking Zarya who needs more skins
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>>175030865
Limit your frames and clean the thing out
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>>175030895
because I'm #1
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what good timing i also finished a short d.va comic yesterday

what do you think /owg/?
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>>175031013
What's the joke? Canonically her favorite game is Starcraft, and her dad still beats her at it.
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>>175031013
why is her nose a hole
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>>175030865
Overwatch is the third Blizzard game ive experienced that has directly crashed a gpu or bricked a pc.
At least the fourth game to reportedly do that.
They are headed to lawsuit country with their amateurish programmers,
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>>175031124
sounds like you need to head to newegg country nigger
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>>175030960
I already cleaned it, going to limit my frames to see if that helps.
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>>175031124
nice try Hi-rez but no one is going to play your game
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>>175031204
Not sure what you are trying to saying but this is my experience with several pcs. So its not a one off with one pc. Doesn't happen with any other games ever and i've been playing pc games for two decades.
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>>175030785
>>175030596
I can't imagine listening to ASMR stuff while playing at all, but especially not while playing Lucio. I gotta stay hype, if I relax too much I lose my edge.
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>>175031517
>not listening to male asmr while playing lucio
Huh
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I'm just stuck at this subhuman rank until I can re place next season
under 2500 is RNG and I cant do shit to carry
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>>175030596
hoi welcome back to da tem shop
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>>175015201
Just got it. Just had to complain on 4chan, never forget that's the key
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>>175028303
rudimentary physics
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>>175031096
>and her dad still beats her at it.
what's the source on this
>>
>>175013280
Why'd I see femscout in thumbnail?
>>
>play Sombra on Hanamura
>lose game
>have Gold Medal in healing

HOW.
>>
Here's an idea: How about, a solo que only quickplay and competitive playlist?
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>>175031603
I'm also not gay
>>
>really close match
>someone says ez

Somehow, this triggers me more than when we stomp/get stomped.
>>
>barely play comp
>do the required matches for a rating then maybe 1 or 2 before the season is over
>only doing so for the end of season points to eventually get a golden gun in like a year (i care but only enough to do the required matches)
>play quickplay the rest of the time
>doing really well, continually getting 4 gold medals every match and 90% of games are me getting potg
>tell people i've been playing with the past 4 games they should step their game up
>guy says "you're only gold rank in comp LOL"
>tell him he's been losing to me
>he never says another word (he's been talking this entire time in match chat)
That was weird.
>>
What would happen if Roadhog lost his mask and it turns out he was a robot all along?
>>
>>175013280
>cynically wasting yet another desirable skin on promoting HotS

I guess the trend for selling crates with limited-time event only content just wasn't appalling enough.
>>
>>175032118
it's a datamined voiceline, so it might not be canon on your interpretation, but it's cute unlike genjixmercy, so it can stay.
>>
Am I able to play this game by myself for fun or will I be doomed forever?
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>>175032290
But you play lucio
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>>175032465
Is taking it up the ass fun for you? If so then yes.
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>>175032296
Ez. I always do it when I know the enemy has try harding smart ass players or smurfs.
I just say gg for players I respect.
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>>175032296
>win really close game
>someone on my team says ez

Shit makes me just as mad since it puts a bad light on my entire team because of that fucker.
>>
anyone ever get a problem where the game runs fine in Uprising but starts having issues in regular multiplayer?
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I really want this skin but hate mobas in general. Fucking hell man. I really don't want to play HOTS. Now I have to
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>want to enjoy game
>teammates are splintered to all corners of the map
>enemies are on their autism heroes grouped up
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>>175032465
only if you play competitive
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>>175031013
Cute style
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>>175032772
Maybe you'll be lucky enough to be so shit at the game that your team surrenders ASAP.
>>
>the enemy team has a leaver
Who else does a celebratory dance?
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oh shit boi he doin it
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>>175032418
>still mad that healslut and robo weeb are fucking
>>
>>175033097
>losing a game when they have a leave

celebratory kill myself
>>
>>175033124
Haha epic for the win
>>
>>175033097
>Enemy player leaves comp game
>We start to win
>They come back
>We lose
a-at least we're better than five of them
>>
Tbh you have to be 10/10 White Chad genius to even get Lucio's attention.
>>
>>175031096
The joke is that the military has these kind of games.
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>>175033097
>enemy team has a leaver
>own team consists of McCree, Genji, Hanzo, Tracer, Sombra and me on Mercy
>on Defense
>mfw
>>
Do Omnics need to be recharged? Do they like have batteries?
>>
>>175032916
Roadhog
>>
>>175032984
That's what I'm hoping. But I'm afraid the other team might have the same idea. Don't know if you've seen the baseball episode of South park but something along those lines
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>>175033272
>one hanzo main manages to eliminate your team
>his team has three leavers
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>>175015851
Roadhog
orgasm denial
Ilios
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>>175032418
Nah, man, GenjixMercy is cute.
>>
>>175030514
> mercy can't be killed while rezing
> junkrat doesn't do damage to self with ult or weapon
> dva cannot be killed by her ult

Why are they rewarding shitters?

DVA was better with matrix change and shorter ult fuse
But I don't get why they should be rewarded for playing like a retard
>>
>>175033273
They likely have some kind of futuristic power source that lasts a while. The Omniums have fusion cores, and Tracer's chest gear seems to be able to run for long periods of time without recharging. Eventually they would need to plug in or change their batteries, though.
>>
Should I worry if I consistently get Gold medals on damage and eliminations as Reinhardt
>>
>dive a hanzo as d.va
>he literally outdamages me and kills my mech

LOL
>>
>>175033584
Yes.
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>>175013774
my nigga
>>
>>175033514
If you come from a game that balances around the top level of play and lets everyone else deal blizzard's choices are pretty weird
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wtf i hate lucio now
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>>175033512
>puskiller
>D.va is held on a weird position over Roadhog's hook
H-h-he's not going to do what I think he's going to do, is he?
>>
>>175033607
>dps outdamages tank
gee, I wonder how did that happen
>>
What would happen if Tracers chest thing gets damaged? Does she gets stuck in a time loop forever?
>>
>friends all play hots for the OW skin
>we all have lots of fun and will probably play more

am I finally free

>>175033584
Reinhardt shits damage, so if you get to penetrate two barriers with fire strike every time it's up then whatever, but having top elims is worrisome.
>>
I figured out the secret code to the medal system and gauging if your team is actually performing well.
You should be getting bronze medals at decent numbers. So bronze at 48 elims and 20k+ damage. Bronze obj time etc.
If you are carrying with all gold you are at a high risk of losing because your team are not good.
>>
>>175033793
No, she'll be dealing with wonky time and her vanishing again.
>>
>>175033793
She'd become unstuck in time again like she was after the accident
>>
>>175034013
>shoot tracer in the chest
>disappears from match forever
this would be a welcome addition
>>
>stay at the same rank all season
>lose 500 SR on a bad night
>can't get back up
I don't understand
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Anybody want to play this piece of shit moba with me? I'm terrible at it!
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>>175033793
Her boobs would enlarge. Its actually a chest suppression device as well as a chronal accelerator.
>>
>>175033513
Not that guy but I honestly feel like Gency is a pretty weak and unimaginative ship. It makes more sense than Pharmercy.

I always thought SombraxGenji would have better story potential. There's a lot of angles to approach that from, a villain with former yakuza.

A doctor falling in love with a patient is lifetime Channel tier. Even if he is a cyborg ninja.

It's hard to see Mercy with anyone really. As someone mentioned on here before, probably too dedicated to her work and suffers from chronic depression

But let's be honest, OW writing is meant be approachable as possible. The creativity is spent in the world and art design of the characters, not the writing
>>
>>175034092
>discovered Overwatchs comp system is aids
>>
>>175033607
>dive hanzo as dva
>scatter arrow takes 2/3 of my health instantly
>team calls me trash when I die
>stay back to defense matrix spam
>team calls me trash for not diving
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>>175033514
>still mindfucked into dodging my own junk candy

I hate this newfound ability to defy common sense.
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How did 2 fan edits of Blackwatch Mcree skin end up looking much better than what we actually got?
>>
>get stuck
>think i'm good as dead
>zarya bubbles me just at the right moment
why are zaryas so fucking based?
>>
>>175033514
I agree, let's make it so all the characters can kill themselves with their own weapons, this game needs a good dose of realism.
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Looking for someone to do this 5 HotS game shit with each week. Don't have oni genji and goddamn cop dva looks tight. I'm in australia, don't know if that makes a difference in HotS, never played it before.

T0bias#1180
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>>175034392
The one we got is rad though. Just watch him in 3rd person during a match.
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>>175034486
Guys you dont need to do this. The last challenge everyone just added each other.
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>>175034392
Fan edit looks like shit, it's a recolor of his normal outfit.
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>>175034603
What's wrong with that?
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>>175034392
The second one looks like garbage though.
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>>175034232
Though to add to this, I do find it funny that generally the only people that like Gency are genji mains (Or people who don't play even play mercy or pharah) while the majority of Mercy and Pharah mains are into each other. It's a bit lopsided
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>>175034392
They don't. They're just Blackwatch Reyes with McCree's face edited onto it. It doesn't have any proper character aside from a cowboy hat slapped onto it. At least the official one looks like a proper cowboy skin for him.
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>>175034643
Its just uneccessary. Theres lfg options in hots and everyone spams friend invites each time a group forms to get the quest complete.
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>>175034745
Oh thanks for the heads up
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>>175015446
It works more than it doesn't. Maybe you just need more adequate teammates.
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>>175033738
It's not nearly as graphic as you may think or hope
I like guro too
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>>175034680

>Blackwatch Reyes with McCree's face edited onto it

>Reyes wears sweater while Mcree edit CLEARLY is a button shirt underneath
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>>175034914
Yes Mercy must be bred with superior White aussie sperm hills have eyes style.
No mercy impregenation for the continuation of the Junker race!
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Why the fuck is the skill decay so drastic? If I have to play 7 games a week that pretty much means i'll be forced to solo queue.
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>>175015851
>Roadhog/Zarya
>consensual, marital, vanilla sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>Eichenwalde
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>No friends to play Hots with
HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THESE DAMNED SKINS?
>>
>>175035040
see
>>175034745
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>>175031772
kek
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Do sissy healsluts actually exist in this game or is it all just a big meme?
>>
>>175035040
When does this shit start?
>>
If Reaper were designed today, Wraith Form would let him fly for the duration and his teleport would be an instant blink to any ledge. That's how bad the power creep is.
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>>175035252
about 9 hours ago
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>>175034392

1st one is the best one
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>>175035117
I've actually seen one in QP, it was a Masters level Mercy who seemed to be a girl based on their voice. Another random guy was dishing out orders while she apologized like everything was her fault. It made me uncomfortable and we were losing so I left the game. Faggots.
>>
Post lewd feet already
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>>175035117
Its safer to say it's just a meme. No doubt there are people like that on this game, but it's a very miniscule number
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>>175035027
They want SR to be an individual measure of skill and not something you can get carried to
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>>175035272
Its because they went with a varying skill level design with heroes. Reaper is a first game ever hero because he has just one attack.
Soldier was similar until they buffed him to do ridiculous damage.
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>>175035272
What power creep? The last two heroes they released are garbage.
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post lewd hana
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>>175035396

It's not so much of an issue that I get carried, I just feel a little better having a reliable healer and flex DPS/tank with me than having to rely entirely on a team of strangers who might be retards.
>>
How has reaper completely vanished from the current meta? Mei is almost never seen now too. I don't think I've every seen junkrat at all. Did bastions buffs end up being for nothing too?
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>>175035410

Yeah, nah, because every hero in the game has a mandatory skill floor to play which is "can you aim" but Reaper doesn't do stellar damage even to tanks in his ideal situation. We know that Kaplan is full of shit when it comes to "Reaper is a meta hero" because we saw three tank meta and Reaper simply wasn't seen during the meta where fully half the enemy team was guaranteed to be giant targets for Reaper's shottys.

>>175035502

Not because their kits aren't overpacked bullshit, though, but because they have atrocious stats.

>>175035670

The meta has shifted to high burst and high mobility. Reaper, Mei, and Bastion either have low burst or low mobility or both compared to their meta counterparts.
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>>175035546
How can hana be lewd when she has ZERO(0) sex appeal?
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How do I get the HotS skins for OW on console?
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>>175015510
Soldier hasn't had a skin since Halloween.
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>>175035756
>Yeah, nah
Post instantly trashed.
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>>175035786
Flat chest, spandex, and tight ass is enough for me anon
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Is mcCree still top tier?

Last I played they needed his fan the hammer
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>>175015851
>Mercy
>Bondage
>Oasis
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>>175035930
Still useable, but outclassed by cowadooty 76
>>
>>175035614
I also wish that but can't find people to queue with so I just have to deal with shitheads picking 4 DPS
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The enemy has a throweur.
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>>175035794
You dont
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>>175035930

Nerfed*
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>>175035865

>I'm so butthurt about the form of the argument that I can't look past it

Is this Anon an SJW, an alt-righter or just sixteen? We'll have the full story for you at 11.
>>
>>175036097
>getting this fanny demolished over a post like that
>going straight to politics
Wew boi time to end it.
>>
>>175035756
I suppose variety is still pretty good, seeing lots of dives now you mention it. Better than the same deathball on each side every single round.

more meme shit like orisa+torb would be cool though.
>>
>>175036197

>replies = buttblasted

w
e
w

So you're sixteen then.
>>
>>175036059
lmao
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>>175035794
You gotta wait apparently. There was a post before about Jeff responding on the forums to someone complaining about console players not having the opportunity to get those exclusive skins. Jeff responded saying something about those skins eventually being added to the normal lootbox pool at some point in the future.
>>
>>175036201

Orisa is playable on KOTH maps, which is more than I can say for most of the cast. Torbjorn is probably borderline playable, just needs a few buffs and some QOL changes.
>>
>>175036059
this one's good
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>>175036535
Lol no. When I see Orisa I know we are going to lose.
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>>175036059
>Bastian
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>>175035786
>small and cute
>always lovely whenever you look at her
>so precious that you don't know what to do

I want to bully bratty Hana and make her cry pitiful tears desu
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>>175036059
>Symmetra
Kek
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>>175036638
Stop playing with shitters. Orisa's become my main tank character and I've won more often than lost with her.
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>>175036059
>bastian
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>>175034232
Truth be told, I really don't see a problem with Genji/Mercy. It's not like the writing is this revolutionary story and honestly, it makes sense.

>>175034678
I've seen Mercy mains that also like Genji/Mercy. Those that don't seem to be Mercys that always get targeted by Genjis or Pharahs.
>>
>>175036638
you see her on nepal temple because of the dropoffs everywhere she can drag people over and the fact it's just a long range shooting gallery. at least in the higher SRs.
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>>175035026
Isn't Roadhog deformed because of radiation?
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Make a hero useless with one change
>Junkrat's bombs do half damage unless they're a direct hit
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>>175037059

She's a good pick on the KOTH maps because of environmental kills, yeah.
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>>175020960
Don't ask me the reason to these 4 picks
They make sense in context
http://www.strawpoll.me/12827945
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>>175034232
Isn't it mentioned that somehow Mercy intervened when Genji was being pretty close to dead? I think someone mentioned that the way things were worded that it was something like Jack and Rose.
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>>175035026
Shut the fuck up Mako is a nice boyfriend and Angela loves him very much
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>>175035026
Junker breeding pit when Ellowas
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Haven't played overwatch in a while
>A match against torb symmetra and other shitty heroes
>nanoboosted 350hp symmetra
>beams going thru the walls
Uninstall. Shitty unbalanced game. Overwatch felt much more fun half a year a go.
>>
>>175036864
>that always get targeted by Genjis and self-insert*
I forgot that part in my post.

Fuck me in the ass.
>>
Armor needs a rework. The current "up to 5 points of damage negated" thing is useless for big hits, honestly it seems to exist only to fuck over shotgun-type characters (Reaper, Roadhog, Torbjorn) or characters with already-pithy individual shot damage (Soldier, Tracer, Orisa).

Armor now reduces damage by a 20% system instead of an up to 5 points system. So for example, attacks that deal 10 damage have 2 damage removed, 20 damage has 4 damage removed, 120 damage has 12 damage removed, etc. So now characters who rely on lots of small shots can do better damage while those who rely on big shots have more damage reduced.
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>>175037172
Zenyatta can't throw out a healing orb while discord is active and vice versa
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>>175013604

It would be Officer Song, you fuckwad.
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>>175036864
I don't think it's too bad either. Just bland writing. There lies greater potential elsewhere.

Oh there's definitely Mercy mains that like Gency, but its like 1/3rd of shippers. Probably even less judging from the fan art as Pharmercy eclipses it.

I just find it notable the majority of this "triangle" lies in the lesbians.
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>>175037431
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>>175037172
That would be a buff from how it is in game now where junkrat's bombs do no damage unless they're a direct hit
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>>175037580
>have 12 damage removed

24 damage, I hate math.
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i want officer d.va to arrest <spoiler>and then dominate </spoiler> me.
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>>175015405
i can turn genji voice into english?
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>>175015851

D.Va
Vore
Dorado
>>
>>175037776
How embarrassing!
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>>175037776
get a load of this guy
>>
>mfw try playing on adderall
>+10% accuracy across the board
>>
>>175037776

So is that skin HOTS-only? Or do I have to play shitty ass HOTS to get it in Overwatch?
>>
>>175037776
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>>175037972
Watch the video
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>>175037776
I want Officer D.Va to {spoilered}get a better skin{\spoileroony}
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>>175015851
>I don't have one but I've played Lucio Sombra Winston Ana the most
>humiliation
>Dorado
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>>175037661
Eh, personally I'm less interested in "potential" and more of "would it make sense". More often than not I see writing tat tries to "potentially" be this great work but all it really does is make some ridiculous bullshit. It happens so much that I'd rather have the bland story than a complex one where bullshit headcanon gets taken as fact. Like how Mercy created Reaper when he's existed for decades.
>>
>Think my connection is g etting shitty
>Cancel match search
>Wait it connected me to a match
>Oh I guess my connection is fine
>Lol no it's not, rejoin match?
>Sure
>Ha ha fuck you, you lost 50 SR

Why did you get me into a match in the first place fuck you
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>>175038123
Personally I prefer ambitious and confusing over barebones and lazy
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>>175015851
Rein

Traps

Hollywood
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>>175015851
Lucio
Facesitting
All the maps are the same to me
>>
>>175036059
>Rein's
I'm fucking crying
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>>175035992
>tfw will never do Bondage with Mercy in Oasis
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>>175037424
It seems like it's mostly fandom that powered that.

I haven't seen anything official about it other than "mercy saved his life". It doesn't seem like they knew each other before the incident, so I would chalk it up to doctors saving lives regardless of how good or bad the person is because that's their job. What transpired after that event however....
>>
whenever i hear a 12 year old on a mic i feel ashamed for playing this and want to kill myself
>>
>>175036059
>Orisa

Too real
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>>175036059
>Orisa
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>>175038526
Torbjorn built Genji's body

TorbxGenji OTP, fuck off Mercy
>>
>>175037580
But the whole point of armor always was to block of small peashooters. Small arms fire can't properly penetrate it and thus deals barely any damage while things with a lot of "oompf" are nearly unaffected by it.
>>
>>175038540
you don't have to kill yourself, just quit this shit game, play one with actually good design and skill ceiling, and get a life like the rest of us

don't fall for sunk cost fallacy, the 40-100 bucks you dropped on OW in purchase aren't coming back. quit before you put any more time into something you hate yourself for
>>
>disabled some windows garbage and tweaked some stuff
>now my fps doesnt dip into the 90s anymore
>aim got back to old level

Well at least I have excuse for my garbage aim for some weeks :^)
>>
Can we just get a massive group together to purposefully wipe teams in HOTS? Literally end the game in less than a minute
>>
>>175038810
So that's why i'm still in plat. Gotta buy a new gpu
>>
>>175038885
Would that count for the quest?

I'm down to try it
>>
>>175038986
5 games played, not won
so it should count
>>
>>175038885
We should do that once it's live for all territories.

Just team up into teams of 5, surrender the moment we can (if that plan counts), make some of the actual HotS players lucky to get cheap and fast wins and us lucky by getting our shit faster.
>>
>>175038728
Which makes it pointless when you're facing opponents who put out a lot of oomph in each shot. For example, Tracer's Pulse Bomb does 400 damage, and Orisa can survive it being stuck on her at full health but with only 5 health left. One hit from a big-shot character like Pharah or Junkrat completely removes a Torb armor pack and 40 health. Armor should provide a more equal amount of protection against all attacks, not make weak characters even weaker.
>>
I'm getting bored with playing the game right and want to make a smurf and do the climb from Bronze thing. Is it worth the money?
>>
>>175039179
>which makes it pointless when you're facing opponents who put out a lot of oomph in each shot
That's exactly the way it should be. It's not meant as a force field, it's meant to reduce collateral damage and mitigate shots accidentally hitting you.
>>
At what rank does comp start being fun consistently? I've been everywhere from high gold to high plat and no matter what the shit community just ruins everything.
>>
>>175039475
Why the fuck would that be worth the money? You'd just be earning loot boxes and competitive coins on an account where you'd have no reason to spend them
>>
>>175039475
Fuck off douche bag, no one wants to have you throw all your placements so that you can do your own thing. People who make 5 others lose for their own benefit are human garbage.
>>
>>175037943
today i took adderall but proceeded to do work instead of play

but i was tempted to waste it on overwatch. ive done it a few times and go into ranked for super tryhard mode
>>
>>175039554
Probably never. I've been to Master and the community is still abysmal.
>>
>>175039554
people actually speak in comp, that makes it fun for me desu.
>>
>>175039475
People hate you if you announce you're gonna throw matches on /owg/.

That said, climbing from bronze is probably REALLY fun, so if you're in desperate need of an ego boost go for it. That's basically the point; place super low so that you can play a couple hours of games that are guaranteed easy wins. I guess some people need that, and are willing to pay for it.

Just remember you're playing against literal children. Literal. Children. Until you get to gold.
>>
>>175039805
This just seems to be the trend, its like 20% of the community aka a rough average of 1 person per team is either a giant asshole/crybaby/horrible person in general. Its extremely hard to have a good game of comp because theres always one person who is just so bad/such a dick they can't be played around. Lost a comp game earlier because after one fucking round one of the guys decided we'd lose no matter what so he played Sombra and left chat.

I just have trouble wrapping my head around why everyone in this game is such a baby, is it just the current generation?
>>
>>175038526
Genji's bio literally says "intervention". That's really it, though.
>>
>>175036059
I audibly kekd
>>
>D.Va literally gets a legendary from Rooster event
>Gets another one for HotS

Fuck off Blizzard. Give skins to someone who needs it.
>>
>>175039554
Honest answer? I am 3,8k and its not fun at all, matchmaking is fucked up and some people are just trolling their asses off. There also happens so many misplays where you could just shake your head and wonder if this isnt bronze. But sadly I belong at this rating, because I suck just as much.
From what I see on streams 4.3+ seems to be cancer as well, because matchmaking will just put you with the 3.8k guys again for a "balanced" matchmaking, so you are not rid of them either.
4.1k is probably the sweet spot where you dont have to solo carry your team every single game, get some alright people, some insane people, some flamers, and so on
>>
Starting to learn Reinhardt and I'm concerned on my payload placement. Do I stay ahead of the payload and let the shield get melted by enemy fire, or behind to one of the sides while the team fires back? Or is this just a case by case basis?
>>
>>175040393
>even has a legendary sitting emote
>also gets a 750 point event Intro
They just want to use her being cute and having a robot to get people to spend credits faster.

I also really want that highlight intro despite never ever getting POTG with her, even if I get a triple or quadruple kill.
>>
>>175040465
You move in front when your team is behind you firing and going for picks, and when your shield is low you call out of voip and get behind the payload to recharge it, rinse and repeat

The key is to be aware of who is behind you, there's no point in putting a shield up if you're not protecting anyone
>>
>>175040393
when blizzard make game good you need not say game bad.
skin not need to play skill high only greed of child.
>>
>genji skin available twice

Good omen for the halloween-fags who didn't get witch mercy
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>>175040583
I'll keep at it. Thanks.
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So Ive made 3000 coins during uprising. and the only skins i have left to find are widows, tracers, and mecrees blackatch outfit
what are the odds pharah gets a new skin next event? I might save my coins
>>
>>175040465
S3 rein main here, biggest tips are to learn when to firestrike to ensure a hit on squishies, don't firestrike if your health is low, take down your shield whenever possible to regenerate it and try not to let it break at all so you can pull it up even if it only has 200 health.
Also look for charges that allow you to go an extremely short distance but hopefully get a pick without making it a trade, this can massively throw a fight in favor of your team, also call out when you're gonna hammer down.

>>175040436
Why is such a huge portion of the community just bad people?
>>
>>175040796
depends how much you really want the skins for this event
>>
>>175040684
The most important thing about reinhardt is recognizing when to charge

Obviously you don't want to just randomly press shift against a full team

The key element is communication, when your team manages to get a pick and it looks like you can charge far enough to get the enemy reinhardt away from his team and still smash him against a wall without being immediately shredded by his dps, call out to your team, let them know you're going to remove their reinhardt and that they should follow you and murder the dps who will turn to face you as you charge through them.
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>>175039760
I made two Pharah mains rage quit competitive matches playing as Widow when I was on it and full try hard.

I don't even play Widow
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>mfw I remember Overwatch is on console
>mfw There are people ITT who play on console
>>
>tfw you have gold damage/elims with widow when you had a soldier on your team
>>
new thread faggots
>>
>>175040049
>why everyone in this game is such a baby, is it just the current generation
No, every generation had crybabies, it was just harder for them to get into gaming overall
>>
>>175041242

>>175041242

>>175041242


Move
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>>175040846
Yeah. Leading targets has been somewhat of an issue for me, but I'm working on it. I appreciate the help.
>>
>>175040012
It's more out of curiosity than for an ego boost. My own rank feels really stagnant and uninteresting. Same team comp every match and I'm not good enough to go pro so there's not much to do anymore, unless I want to throw at my own rank by fucking around on fun but nonmeta characters.
>>
Pharah is best girl
>>
>>175041039
>bought a PC last week finally
>have yet to buy OW because I don't wanna lose all my skins on ps4

;_; why can i not transfer them
>>
>>175015419
A fucking literal backstab
I hope hots dies
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>>175015851
genji
impregnation
dorado
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