/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

first for pyro update will be shit

>>174991352
*hedsts you* heh..nothing persanal...

>>174991352
There "It's "Festive" like you insisted. Now leave me alone." Gabe Newell

>>174991352
head shooter gun

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>>174991574

Die fempyro scum

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>>174980914
Plz m8.

>>174991897
Looking good bro

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What crosshair do you use?

>>174993136
a green dot

>>174993136
a pink circle

>>174993136
default

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http://tf2r.com/kh4t1av.html

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>>174991897
Ay that's rad

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>>174992194
I'll do one more for the heck of it

>>174993136
green circle

>>174991202
What is the "Dressed to Kill" theme? I can't tell, I know the coffin nail is cigarrettes and high roller is casino, but idk

>>174994865
I think it's just supposed to be classy in general, like the Top Shelf weapons. Hence the name Gentlemanne's collection.

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Can I just download a bunch of f2p games to level up this badge?

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Post recently played

>>174995992
no, you need to actually buy the games. you could however buy 50 cent games and that would level up that badge

>>174991897
question: do you ever intentionally wait for the cooldown period so you can get a headshot kill rather than just firing another shot right away to kill like a sniper or something

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>>174995998

>>174996301
If they're close, I'll just spam them out, if they're a sniper I'll go for a double headshot.

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>>174995992
http://www.dailyindiegame.com

>>174995998
>no tf2
Why are you here?

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>>174995998

>>174996498
Gungeon was a fun enough game, but it was a pity that me or my roommate had to play as the cultist in two player

>>174996703
Hi Ryuke!

>>174996679
I've clearly played other games since TF2. It's in recent games, but 5nd recent

Also, I kinda am the face that runs the place

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>>174993136
lime green +

>>174995998

Green is a really popular crosshair choice, huh?

>>174996790
Sup. Finished the track for the Aussie Axe tournament video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U45RZLZCV8g

Still need to make the cards so I can drop the pictures in, set up the tension for the match before the clips and then I'm done with all of the resources I'll need for the video.

apparently 4chan doesn't like the youtu.be links.

>>174997072
Mine's magenta, it'd be better if it could just be inversion of whatever it was on.

>>174997072
Mine is red. Green is not a creative color

>he uses a crosshair

haha

>they use a hud

>people render the game

dead ringer:
>feigned deaths will count towards real deaths

make it live and watch all spy fagolas drop it

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>dead ringer acts like the razorback and can't be used again unless you go to a resupply cabinet
honestly you could make the dead ringer do nothing except permanently mark you for death and pic related would still run it 24/7

>>175000825
wtf that looks just like my spy

give spy 150 health

give dead ringer a -25 health penalty and remove its fire immunity

remove dead ringer and also spy
give engineer all of spy's revolvers as secondaries

give spy a new revolver that engineer can also use

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i've noticed a lot of russian sharks have moved to h1z1

how much money can you make sharking on h1z1?

get a job neet

What if his job is to shark people?

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You are at the club and this guy crits your medic
What do

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:(

>>175002461
i just need some side shekels
is that too much to ask for?

>>175002748
"Nice shot, man"

>>175002396
Didnt they just get a crate system? I know rocket leave did, why I don't know.

Yesterday I joined 3 payload matches in a row, each one was stalled at spawn due to hacking snipers that wouldn't get voted off or would change names and rejoin. And every few ctf matches there is at least one that shows up eventually. Why is hacking so common now? I first started playing when the MvM first came out and I could count the amount of hackers I saw on one hand, but ever since MyM they are everywhere. Most do the stupidest shit like spinning or clearly targeting invisible spies and relentlessly claim they aren't hacking and half their team either doesn't respond or claims that were just throwing accusations around. What happened that's making it so popular now? I figured with those banned comp snipers and lmaobox dying hacking altogether would at least drop not increase so much.

>>175000825
Dead Ringer is just the most fun. Kunai + DR all day everyday.

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Only with shots of pyros, etc etc.

>>175004871
Downside being most of the time they still know you're around.

>>175004928
>they still know you're around.
I use this to my advantage. It's much more useful keeping them of their main objective than actually killing them at times

>>175004607
>playing CTF
probably found your issue

>>175004928
Personally the third one is the best, easier on the eyes

>>175005086
I much prefer the "they know I'm around but can't just wait for my cloak to go BLGOOCHZORT" cloak and dagger option

>>175005174
>C&D
objectively inferior to the vanilla as metal is everywhere. Except in a few situations like the last point in a PL match. Then again, if they can hear your deadringer they can probably hear your normal decloak

>>175005086
In ctf I've actually never saw one on turbine or doublecross, only 2fort. I like 2fort but I would never play that map again if they would just bring well back. I like ctf because I can practice classes fighting by myself in skirmishes. Sometimes it's fun working with one or two others in defending your base from ubers and scout rushes.

>>175005319
Well it's no longer like c+d can't get cloak from ammo.

>>175004928
Third or fourth, remove the shit looking gradient on the player names. add TINY drop shadows or something instead, change VS color to be brighter as well

>>175005450
I've seen more hackers on Turbine than I have on 2fort.

>>175005174
Isn't the CnD louder than the normal watch by a bit? It also feels like the decloak is longer, making it harder to ambush someone, at least in my experience.

>>175005493
All of them will be used, Stock for first round, vintage for second round, collector's for third round, and unusual for the finals.
Yeah, that gradient was a bit too on the nose, I think I'll keep it but tone it down.

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>>175004607
Probable reason: shitty dev support and lack of a English speaking/playing player base
Conspiracy reason: ovwereatch is pay8bg shills to purposely come into a major competitors game and ruin the experiance.

reminder soldier is a worse demoman for bads

reminder that spy is a worse sniper for bads

reminder that the meta team comp only exists because of class limits

>>175006021
that's my theory and im going to laugh at you when it turns out to be true

reminder heavy is a soldier with 100 more health and a better gun

reminder engineer is a slower scout with a build tool

>>175006425
Its simple and iconic

>>175006425
iconic stalemate magnet
even if you made an equally stalematey map it wouldn't get players because 2farts is already popular

>>175006425
it's been the default map since 1996

>>175006425
starts with a 2 and is therefore up on the server list when you sort it by map name

reminder that the mutated milk and self aware beauty mark are direct upgrades

have fun with a jarate model that stands out from 4000 feet away

They also have slower draw and holster animations so not technichaly straight upgrades.

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What's a good non-pure server?

>>175007348
localhost for preloading the mods then using them on sv_pure

>>175007273
I just tested this in game and I can't tell the difference

do you have video evidence

reminder bonk is a direct upgrade to mad milk

>>175002753
>campgrounds
>this SHIT taste
q3tourney2 would assrape you, campgrounds wasn't fun until the pro version

>>175007476
Different person with the same interests, I googled "team fortress 2 localhost" and couldn't find anything. What's that?

>>175008759
localhost refers to your own machine
should have googled "tf2 preloading"
if you want to automate it put
map itemtest; wait 20; disconnect
on the bottom of your autoexec
this loads up a map and disconnects shortly after which is enough for your custom animations etc to load

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>>175008706
tourney2 also had a pro version and even after upgrading it was still shit

dm6 functions well as a ffa, ca, tdm and duel map, and is already in qc

nobody cares about tourney2

>>175005472
Oh. Casual shit.

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>was in the same game as cheri

How was everyone's day today

>>175011680
I've got a cough that makes me feel like puking every now and then. I've got a bad case of the sniffles. But I still worked because I'm a good boy

>>175011680
I got a shitty sunburn. It hurts like a bitch,

>>175011680
Woke up late, tried studying, scrubbed the paint off my bathroom's walls, sat down at the pc
exciting

>>175011802
>tfw allergies

>>175012139
>tfw never had a sunburn

>>175011680
Pretty good, it finally stopped raining. Dog's being a bit of a shit today, though. Everything's all nasty and soggy, still, though.

The Yellow Pill
Level 3 Grenade Launcher
+Projectiles can be steered manually with mouse movement
+No projectile sway or tumbling in flight
+Reloads immediately after shot & when not in use
-75% clip size
-Cannot fire again until current projectile hits something or explodes on its own

>>175012812
I don't even have any allergies, though. People are just fucking disgusting and sneeze without covering their mouth and all those germs flow around

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>>175012848

>tumblr nose

yikes

more like CUTE nose

if your nose is red you're either sick, have allergies, a reindeer, a nerd or a sexual deviant

no exceptions

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Stop posting Fempyro OP.
Post your loadouts.

That DRAWING style is very atrocious in my opinion.

>>175011680
Threw my back out and called in sick, spent the morning on conference calls for work and spent the early afternoon cleaning the apartment.

Gonna go buy some facemasks with my gf now so we can do them tonight, I need to go to a dermatologist about my acne but I keep putting it off, shitsux

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>not all 9

>>175013592
that is the most JUST pyro i have ever seen

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>>175013426
>nerd
>sexual deviant
sounds like my kind of person

>>175013457

I am not sick!

>>175011680
played a scrim and destroyed the other team
played another and the other team got decimated so badly they immediately decided to leave because 'don't have time' when our med's internet died for a minute

>>175013669
guess the game character

>>175013457
I recognize that soldier!

>>175013592
I recognize that engi.
Were you in a hightower jump server recently?

>>175013857
no but i guess someone has a good taste in loadouts (but not servers)

>>174993136
white x

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>>175013857

>>175013857
>hightower
>jump server
u wot

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Anyone know what this HUD mod is ?

>>175013426
Yeah, I've got a fever

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>>175013457

>>175014242
off centered and ugly

>>175014125
theres a hightower server where the rocket jumper is buffed, theres no fall damage, and theres no limit to where you can go. you can easily go to the cliffs on the other side of the map. bretty fun desu.
y-you want the IP?

what configs do you guys use?

>>175014435
i want
pls bost

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> waiting for the new update

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>>175013592

>>175014514
74 .91.121. 163 :27015
don't know what this board's rules on IPs are, so remove the spaces

Newfreind here how do I make these class loadout screens and how do I put in a server ip?

Take screenshots and open console

>>175015312
just screenshot all of your loadouts and put them together in mspaint

add a favorite server and enter the ip you want

6 stormy storm wet works and none on sale?
FUCKING
REEEEE

Is there a website where you can directly trade CS:GO keys into TF2 keys and vice versa?

george soros pays me $100 a week to play valve comp as a f2p spy

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>>175014660
>Pyromania update
>Pyro gets one shitty secondary weapon
>Soldier, scout, and sniper get primary weapons
what makes you think the nu-pyro update won't be any worse?

>>175014683
How'd you get your models to look like that? Not too interested in the border, but the lightwarp is nice.

>>175016379
mat_phong 0

>>175016356
They didn't just get primary weapons, they each got an entire set.

>>175015052
i dont think theres any rules against posting ip's
but then, ive seen people get reported for posting raffles, so who knows
thanks anon, ill check it out

>>175016734
>Valve considers the Rainblower to be a new weapon because it has a shitty tauntkill

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>>175016356
>tfw other people are mimicking my shitposts
I think that if they have any ideas for new weapons they'll use them on useless weapons that already exist, but since there's only 4 flamethrowers that all have their fans I can see a 5th flamethrower being added

>>175017030
I hate that the lolichop has a good unique taunt because it's probably used less than the fire axe

>>175016734
don't forget they added the gibus' best friend, the pyrovision goggles

>>175016356
The original pyro update was so much better

>>175014412
Ok thanks, I guess

>>175017132
Pyrovision doesn't even work on half the maps in-game.

>>175017121
i love the lollichop's taunt
is it the same for someone who's not wearing goggles?

>>175017229
>introduced the airblast, which forever forced the pyro down the road of being a leafblowing engineer meme pet

>>175017382
Yes.

>>175017132
>>175017347
pyro vision is for great griefing spies

>>174991270
I've been imaging what the new Pyro stuff is going to be like and the conclusions that I've been coming to in my head are that they're going to want to remove the flamethrower.

I keep seeing depictions of a big Incendiary Shotgun that knocks back enemies and sets them ablaze (if you deal at least 30 damage, will not set ablaze if you shoot them a mile away for 3 damage)

Yes, you heard it right
>two shotguns

It'll be just like Team Fortress Classic.

>doomsday
>pyrovision
>overpowered scout weapons
>a sniper sidegrade that's probably meant for mvm
>a new smg that makes people realize why there aren't smg alternatives
>an arguably op rocket launcher that's probably meant for mvm
was pyromania the most average update?
is pyromania the 5/10 standard that we should use to rate other updates?

Heatmaker should be the standard for all snipper riffles because it punishes bodyshots.

>>175017753
Oh lookie, an anti-bodyshot elitist.

It's funny how often I see you types ingame and can't help but smirk. There is absolutely nothing wrong with going for fully charged bodyshots. 150 damage is 150 damage, anybody who survives that isn't going to keep walking forward. They will want to retreat and get health. It's just as good as a kill as you're wasting their time. That's what kills boil down to, just wasting time. Anything that wastes time for your opponent is equivalent to a kill.

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>>175013457

>>175018102
fuck off and learn to hit people's heads, you're making me look bad

>>175018102
I agree with the sentiment but I can't tell if you're serious or if you're trying to talk like a machina + danger shield + lime anger wearing 12 year old

bodyshots are a good alternative to headshots, but you should be aiming for headshots unless you know 50-150 damage can kill your target

>>175018102
snipers who dont kill their targets when they could are a liability to their own team, who then have to clean up after
imagine taking a fully charged shot on a demo, who is a big menace on the battlefield, then he is hurt, runs back to his medic, gets healed in 2 seconds, and then stomps you as if nothing happened
if you didnt kill as a sniper, you failed
get good idiot

>>175018118
uhh
did you make this in loadout.tf
because the point of posting loadouts is to show off what you wear in-game
most of those loadouts aren't even good

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to X, Y is the Z for you.

>>175018720
Too lazy to start tf2 because it's on other computer, and I know they're garbo.

>>175018857
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to chill and play video games with the greatest dudes around, The Homies is the crew for you

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>have full uber
>crit sticky gets thrown my way
>haha ka-boom

>>174996854
>/tf2g/ is represented by a bagboy at Ralph's
This place sucks

>>175020784
What the hell is a Ralph's?

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>>175019993
fucking crits

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>>175019993
>TF2 Medic
>Meager 150hp
>Gets fucking murdered by everybody in the TF2 cast in one/two hits if he isn't paying attention or gets caught out. or in your case hit with a random crit
>Loses Ubercharge on death

>Overwatch Medic
>generous 200hp
>Gets to stand behind literal barriers and dudes with twice as much health as the Heavy
>The few flankers who can get around barriers and big dudes don't have the killing power to murder you outright
>Can fly away
>Has TF2 Medic's self-heal on steroids
>Doesn't lose equivalent to Ubercharge on death

If you can't handle playing Medic in TF2, go play that casual piece of shit game

>Painful mvm experience because i queued with randoms
>Finish mission
>LOL steam is down, you get jackshit
At least it didn't use up the ticket but fuck

>>175021249
Has the MvM meta changed at all? Is Scout actually mandatory to collect all of the money in higher levels of play or is it just shit that my teammates always did because nobody else was good enough at getting in there and grabbing the money

>>175021139
isn't 200 hp around the same as 150 hp if you're comparing the health of all the heroes to that of tf2 classes. like I'm pretty sure the lowest max health in ogrewatch is 150

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>>175020835
Shitty supermarket, nowhere as good as Albertson's or Smart & Final.

Think Los Angeles is the only place I can really think of that still employs bagboys.

>>175021401
The meta has perfected, and yes scout is always mandatory
More money = More upgrades = Better fragging
Plus scout becomes the best tank of the team, with around 500hp at any given time and full resistances

>>175021878
I've never heard of either of those places

>>175021761
You're going to average 80dps with Tracer, Genji, and Sombra, the characters whose sole purpose in life should be to kill the healer.

If Scout were in Overwatch, he'd just run up and two-shot her in about a second. While the actual flankers of Overwatch have to sit there eeking out trash damage giving her all of the opportunity in the world to retreat to allies.

I'm pretty sure most grocery stores are regional

like I have giant eagle and a friend only a few states away has food lion

bagboys are not real in either location

Yeah, in all the supermarkets I've been in, whether it was working there or shopping/applying, I've never seen bagboys

Other that the dudes who help out the cashiers when the store is packed as fuck. Then they're bagboys for 5-10 minutes

>>175022353
so the "overwatch is an easier to learn tf2" meme is real

>>175022769
You have no idea
If any one tf2 class was added to overwatch they'd be completely overpowered

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12827153

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>>175018720
I changed a couple and made one from in game screens instead of loadout.tf. But crown doesn't work with much of anything, so I don't care to try on loadouts that it's on.

>>175024828
Baddiewater. Gold Rush. Nucleus. Maps with long sightlines in general, you'll be best off on Payload, though.

>>175024828
Frontier, its headshots galore

>>175024828
snekwater

>>175024828
Watchtower

>>175024828
unteirb

>>175024828
trade_snowy

>>175025206
Turbine snipper is surprisingly fun. Unlike 2fort, you'll actually be sniping against people that aren't just other snipers and there's more than one feasible sniping spot.

>>175022979
>Asian robot girl launches robot to blow your team up
>Pyro airblasts it back
>Nuke their whole team

>snipper
new melee that looks like a pair of lawn shears
it's the boston basher but for sniper

>had a key for a week
>finally can turn it in for ref on scrap.tf
>get into queue
>3 1/2 hours later still in queue
>first in line now
>still no trade offer
FUCK

boston basher can now be used by all classes what changes

>>175025313
true enough, it is better than 2fort, but you still probably wont move much from your spot.

>>175025995
just trade it to someone or someone's bot on backpack.tf

>>175026005
I'd rather all class pain train, but then scout would be fuckin nuts

>>175025889
>snipper's clippers

>>175026057
backpack.tf there w

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Have they changed what a "qualifying" phone number is, i have my phone number on steam and the authenticator with no problems before, i was allowed into valve comp before. No bans

>>175025995
key banking is scrap.tf's worst service
just sell it to someone on bp.tf mang, you'll have to count out the metal yourself but you'll usually be getting a better deal

>>175026005
perpetually hovering heavies

>>175026152
I think this happens every tuesday due to steam going down briefly

>>175026110
what

>>175026152
It occasionally screws up like that. Also, it's Tuesday.

>>175026190
I keep forgetting about backpack.tf. Just got my metal now. Thanks for the reminder

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>>175025313
>He doesn't snipe from the battlements doors with the cover of darkness
>He doesn't snipe in the sewers
>He doesn't snipe from the water
>He doesn't snipe in the intel hallways
You have no idea on how to have fun
>>175025660
>Big burly german dude hiding behind shield
>Sniper equips machina and kills him in one hit through it

>>175026364
I was typing responses but I had the auto post clicked and I didnt finish in time

>>175026491
oh, okay

>>175026345
>>175026386
so its normal for the maintenance then

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Pyro update coming very "Soon" guys

Be alert in the coming months

>>175026591
>months
you mean years friend

Centuries*

Do you think that ten years from now people will circlejerk over TF2 the way they do over Quake?

I want to get some new HUD because the team/class selection screens are a bit obnoxious, but all the HUDs I find either break menus or the game's aesthetic. What's a good HUD mod that's functioning? FrankenHUD looked nice but it has tiny things wrong with it, like not being able to make the loadout models do emotes.

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>>175026402
this guy runs in and 1shots your medic with the pre-split equalizer, what do?

>>175026947
They already do, though. Remember when TF2 was still good and Valve didn't ruin everything?

>>175027010
if that's retro, then what's the new version of every soldier main ever

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>>175026402
I met this guy on a match earlier in the day

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>>175027247
Is he related to this guy?

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4 obvious scout spies all focusing your butt and no one else

"omg just build uber shit medic" gee i wonder if you would shoot the scout sapping the fucking sentry next to you then stabbing the medic we might get something done

>>175027308
probably
id/theoneandonlyjdb

>Playing medic for baddies

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>>175021139
May be I should try. Incapable pockets bore me outta my mind, I admit I lack the airsteering skills to surf though.

>>175017570
>two shotguns
Have you played too much Killing Floor? Pyro supposed to reveal an invisible Spy around walls and props nearby the Sentry.
How a slow reload shotgun will help with this? Inb4 "its spread is as large as a room", yeah that helps and its reload won't be slow af.

>>175027746
>playing medic

sniper primary

The Lever Action Lawkeeper
Level 20 Shotgun
Crits on headshot
+33% clip size
+15% faster firing speed
+50% faster reload time
20% slower movement speed on wearer
-50% max primary reserve ammo
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

>There are people who unironically play engipet pyro

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>>175027143
besides the bad box + crutch shell, it seems like modern soldier loadouts are pretty diverse
or I could just be not seeing it due to being a solider main

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>>175027938
>tfw I pull off the perfect crime as Spy by backstabbing the Engy and start sapping everything, then walking away under the assumption that he's the lone Engy on the team so that his shit is good as dead since no other engies can destroy my sappers
>Fucking Pybro breaks my sappers

>>175027932
what's 33% of 1? The sniper rifle is a single shot "clip" that needs to be reloaded after each shot.

>>175028415
it's based off shotgun you fucking baiting retard

>>175028482
wait what, why would sniper use a shotgun?

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>>175013457
Man its hard to pick loadouts but here's my more recent ones. I dont really play scout / spy / demo so they'll be blandish

>>175027932
completely op
could permanently put scouts out of work

>crit on headshot is impossible to miss with because its a shotgun and one pellet is guaranteed to hit the head
>you have 8 shots, and reload them like mad
>on top of that it even shoots faster
>reserve ammo nerf is useless becaue it kills hard and you can just pick up more ammo
>damage penalty is nothing because 18 -> 15 per crit pellet isnt much of a difference

its fucking broken, youre hired

>>175027938
But I wanna help engies :<

>>175029281
Your engineer pals will never grow to be good at video games if they have a pyro spychecking/neutralizing every single threat for them. Let your engipal spread his wings and fly, you can go get actual frags and have fun on the frontline with everyone else.

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>>175027964
Honestly, been trying to stray away from the BB because I don't wanna get too over-attached to it like I used to.

Cowmangler + Battalion or Banner is great overall in pubs.
Only time i'll swap out the Mangler is if there's a sentry somewhere that my team doesn't know how to get rid of when I EMP it.

>>175027938
Hey fuck you, I wanna help sometimes.
Taking a break from telling the world I love dicks with my phlog is necessary.

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mining light with texas ten gallon
y/n?

what did people even wear before every class had a good variety of shirt cosmetics

>>175030201
N

*wears dead of night*

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>bought strange rocket launcher with damage dealt for .74
>just sold it for 2.50
i did it!

>>175030201
it's unique but looks strange
unless you're stacking unusual effects just ditch one of them and get some kind of shirt

>>175030282
every time I see the dead of night I assume they are using the same loadout on all 9 classes

>>175030325
>want a strange minigun skin
>see prices for coffin nail
>strange mw is like 1.80
>regular mw and stat clock separate is total 1.00
I out jewed them

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>>175029982
>like the cow mangler and how free you can use it
>dislike the hulking in-game model of it
>can't use a custom model to deal with this anymore

>>175029982
Cowmangler is even worse than BB

>>175030282
>>175030394
When I first got the dead of night it was my first "expensive" cosmetic aside from the pyro's sub suit. Now I use it less so, but I still love it.

What's a good helmet then to wear with it? I kinda wanted the light and I already have the hat. I wish the proof didnt clip so bad though...

>>175030531
>can't use a custom model to deal with this anymore

why? Are Valve servers sv_pure 2 now?

>>175030574
cow mangler is just as good as stock, if not better, you r-tard

reminder that the nostromo napalmer is a direct upgrade

>>175030662
have fun not being able to destroy sentries, retard.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=913303694

>>175030808
>alt fire
>shotgun it or have team rush in afterwards

>>175030808
*disables sentry*
*pulls out shotgun*
what was that, manlet?

>>175030778
:3

>>175030885
*pulls out frontier justice*
*loaded with crits*
giddy up, pardner

>>175030881
>Most points
>199(as heavy)
hmmm

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>>175031060
*activates crit proof forcefield*

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so how did you guys get into tf2? I got into it when I saw the Meet the Pyro video

>>175031060
too bad ur already ded cus i was actually aiming my charge shot at u so i could kill you while deactivating your sentry simultaneously

Literally just watching youtube poops, and they had tf2 stuff in them, so that inspired me to pick up the game

>>175031371
You're using both the shotgun and the backup? Teach me your secrets, senpai.

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>>175031371
>shotgun and backup

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*spam lennys after kill*
*smash my binds after the match is done*

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>>175031585
*does the exact same thing*
hey guys at least I'm not wearing LIME, right? fuck those obnoxious lime scouts

>>175031413
good thing my pyro rounded the corner and airblasted the shot back at you
better luck next time, kiddo.
you and your little spy too

>>175031410
I saw gmod videos and thought they were hilarious.

Some years later my friends got into it and I thought it was dumb looking. My shit laptop couldnt run it anyhow. Then it literally fell in half.

Years later I have like 800 hours and its my favorite game to go to in between others

*speedhacks and fuckign crit kills everyone with my minigun*
sorry, were you trying to discuss something?

>>175031886
oh what was that? i cant hear you over the crackle of the uber my med just popped. im sure your pyro will have fun airblasting me as i pound shotgun shells in his face

>>175032168
heh have fun with the uber

by the time you kill the pyro your airblasted / distracted enough away that my sentry reactivated and kills ya

next time get more gun

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I love cramming my video game characters with lung cancer

>>175032362
hah, you stupid engineer, you forgot

im using the cow mangler

i have infinite gun

*RELOADS*
*FIRES ANOTHER CHARGE SHOT*
MAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

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*uploads stream highlights*

>>175032463
hold on there pardner

pyro respawned and I still got my stored crits

HAAAAhhaaaaaaa arrrrrrrhhhhhhh

>>175032019
Pretty much me. I couldn't even run TF2 until like 2014 or something.

>>175032603
>pyro respawning that fast
now thats some hacks

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>>175030808
It's almost an upgrade besides Sentry thing which is Demo's or Heavy's job. In comp 6v6 people love it.

>>175030883
>>175030885
>shotgunning after disable
Only if Sentry is badly placed (low profile at the open or under a flank exit), slow movement while charging makes you pretty vulnerable.
Note: Wrangler hurts

I assume if it's at the open you may need to advance closer first with a blastjump before whipping out Shotgun.
Buff Banner is good too on a teamrush with Mangler. When Buff is activated that Sentry is dead no matter what.

>>175031571
>>175031487
Another Soldier perhaps?

>>175031060
>not using RR to repair your lvl3 Sentry from afar then Eureka back at base when everything broken
>not pairing Jag with FJ to shit up another lvl2 by retreating in no time

>>175032679
another pyro then

if this is pubs i got 3-4 pyros minimum

what's a good community server to play with you guys? i've seen way too many stacked / hacker matches in casual recently

>>175032773
it disables for four second, thats like four years

>>175032826
if its a pub then you'd be lucky to have a single pyro helping you

>>175030636
The server is using sv_pure 1. (Custom pure server rules.)
sound\... trusted_source
models\... trusted_source
materials\... trusted_source
particles\... trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds.txt trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds_manifest.txt trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds_player.txt trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds_vo.txt trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds_vo_handmade.txt trusted_source
scripts\game_sounds_weapons.txt trusted_source
scripts\soundmixers.txt trusted_source
materials\console\... any
materials\temp\... any
materials\vgui\logos\ui\... any
sound\misc\... any
sound\vo\... any
sound\ui\... any
sound\ui\hitsound.wav any
--------------------------------------------------------

Valvepure last checked 4/20/17
iirc mangler would fall under models/weapons/ so would have to be from trusted_source. This means anything with a trusted packer ident number or stock valve resources.

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>>175032072
inb4 "lol im not hacking ur jst bad"
"whiners call hacks when they haev no skillz"
"lmao this mad kid" from the spinning infinite crits permanently ubered heavy

>>175032987
true. typically i help my friends if they engie, or vice versa. not puppy guard, but respond or be close at hand.
I cant tell you how many times im forced to defend on ctf because everyone goes sniper / spy / other engie's sentry fodder

>>175031410
I was interested in it since it came out, but didn't have a computer to play it on.
Then it had a free to play weekend, I remembered that it existed, and I bought it.
Then like 2 years later it went free to play.

>>175033051
I've heard you can't do anything you can't do through the options menu in competitive, but for casual it should be fine.
You can always try the minimal viewmodels

>>175033037
>dude he's not hacking, he's clean
>he's just good

>guy in question has around 90 more points than everyone else
>sees invisible spies
>auto reflects as a pyro

>>175033051
you can even toggle them on and off with just a bind

>>175033051
only on community servers

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you missed headshot and die to another sniper

>see this in kill cam

what do?

>>175033387
wonder why the fuck i'm playing a no skill class like sniper

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>>175032940
anyone?

how do i search for market items with descriptions NOT including something?

>>175033387
who gave pyro a sniper rifle

>>175033676
you dont

fuckin hell I hate seeing festives when Im looking for weapons

they're god awful ugly

>>175033676
exactly how you just typed it
>rocket launcher NOT festive
>rocket launcher NOT killstreak

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>>175033676
>>175033841

>>175033213
from what i saw in the games today the current hacking meta is ambassador spy, all the server wiping capabilities of a hacking sniper without the easy hack callout. Like full on wiping teams out solo since they can get alot closer

>>175034031
>>175034024
what

fuck man i wish I knew that thanks

>>175034071
Diamondback spies get called out on it even less AND they get free crits on top of it.

>>175034024
>>175034031
owo thank you for this

>>175034163
>>175034071
Don't forget hacking scouts. They're the easiest for their team to defend. "Oh he's just good." "He's clearly playing on an alt if he's that good with 30 hours." etc.

>>175033387
wondering why you haven't sold that 8 ref strange cosmetic yet

I did. this is a regular one now. I like the look of it but im still a terrible sniper so i got the cheaper version

>>175034492
>>175034412
forgot the (You)

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>>175033387
i'm gonna run your ass over boi

>>175031410
Saw some porn pics and got interested

>>175034375
Especially when said scout is getting perfect meat shits with all pellets hitting from like 25 feet away like hes got slugs or something

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>>175034601
Cool. My sniper has that cosmetic too

>>175034752
I wish heavy and medic got it too. Space heavy doesn't look quite right with out a full suit

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>>175031410
only got steam to play l4d and was looking at the f2p list in the store just after it went f2p

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we posting snipers with the final frontiersman?

>>175034873
Waiting in the sky

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>>175034840
forgot pic

>>175034962
is that the guy that invented the bowie knife?

>>175034840
>tfw soldier has no good space items

>>175031410

I bought the Xbox 360 port of The Orange Box to play Portal and Half-Life. Thought I'd give this "Team Fortress 2" game a go as well. Loved it, saved up to get a crappy laptop to play it, rest is history.

Do you think that Spy's disguise kit makes him smell like the person he's disguised as?

>>175035795
Yes. If pyro, he'd smell like gasoline, if demo, of cheap whiskey, if he's snipper, he'd smell faintly of piss and so on.

>>175031410
I saw the advertisement for the force of nature and bought the... ps3... copy of the orange box. Years later I finally got steam.

>>175031410
i had an annoying asian friend in middle school who would never shut up about videogames
at some point he would only talk about dead space, then tf2, then dark souls
i kind of picked each up after hearing about them non stop every day during classes and recesses and at his house but tf2 is the only one that stuck
now i have more hours than him

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>>175035227
>not playing as Doomguy

>>175036401
>Dark Souls and Dead Space
>Middle school
I want underage to go.

It's a hologram-kit. Which is why just bumping into him is enough to break the fragile illusion. Don't forget that spy-tech is a major theme in the game.

>>175035795
I wonder if he smells like snipers pee haha

spy keeps the spy hitbox while disguised as other classes, so it's more like an illusion. your teammates can see that you're just wearing a mask

>you will never morph into the form of your coworkers and find out who has the largest benis

>>175036701
im over 18! i swear on me mum!

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>medic tried to kritz a cow mangler

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>enemy team has 6 full demoknights
>medic uses vac

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>>175038150
>yfw youre the cow mangler

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HEY ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN IM SEEIBG A DISTIRBING LACK OF EPIC IN THIS THREAD SO I NEED YOU ALL TO POST YOUR EPIC RIGHT NOW OR IN CALLIN THE FRICKIN POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>team has Demoknights and Cowmangler soldiers
>medic uses Kritzkrieg

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>>175038150
>someone uses cow mangler in mvm

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>>175038517

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>>175038517

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>engineer doesn't take ski-

>>175038958
this looks like an uncle dane video desu

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAW

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>>175038517

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>>175038517

>>175038832
>not factory new/battle scarred
>not professional/regular killstreak
>instead going for the-middle-of-the-road i-want-to-look-rich-but-i-dont-have-money look
get outta here
you go hard or go home

http://steamcommunity.com/id/-KinkySlut-

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>>175031410
Got into it during the War! update.

Internet gaming was new to my folks so they didn't wanna use their credit card.
A year later, in December, I bought the Orange Box in a target, and played since then, with breaks after the family computer broke down.

>>175039419
I have the keys to upgrade but I'm waiting for the new skins to come out before /i chose a new rocket lawnchair and snipper rifle

>Join game
>Team can't push
>Wonder why
>Notice the other team's engineer shows up a lot in the killfeed
>Just about every kill is a random crit
>Match stalemates
>Next round he goes demo
>Random crits, random crits everywhere
>Check his profile, 5 hours played
Looks like they're evolving.

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>>175038517

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>>175038371
>yell into mic for him to uber someone else because i've got the buff banner
>tells me to switch off the cowmangler
>on defense

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>There are people right now that don't play engie

>There are people in this thread who brag about "pubstomping" as engineer on the game mode made specifically with engineer in mind
>On the defending team