/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>174976964
first for nobody likes qt

garage organizer come back pls my autism can't take it anymore

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>>174976964
>Lamar vs Rockstar

Hows the DUMP in multiplayer?

>>174977179
a giant slow ass target

>>174977179

it's a piece of shit :3

>>174976580
Because there are third party clients for gta 5 too.
https://fivem.net/

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Well alright.

>>174977165
>Our old slavewhore Gtamen is a renowned Rockstar-dick-sucking shill - beloved far and wide for his intense faggotry and autistic MrBossFTW hate on Youtube.

>>174977294

>697,130 smackeroos

how can i get one of these

>>174977226
>>174977243
maybe if i got a bus or ambulance people would hop in and not blow me up. Had a pretty good streak of being in the swat van giving people rides to the strip club.

>>174977421
you cant anymore ;^)

>>174977490
are you playing the game? turn your mic on

>>174977490

fuck you for wagging your rich dick in my face then >:T

>>174978075

>>174977246
>>174977246
>>174977246
>>174977246

>>174978168

sorry f.am, went to jack off and didn't see

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http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60188/GTA-Online-Tiny-Racers-Out-Now

>Log in and play GTA Online on PS4, Xbox One or PC at any point between now and Sunday, April 30th to be eligible for a GTA$425K tax refund

>have duffel and armless still

btfo

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Rockstar is now doing a hefty tax rebate, but it's just there to lure in modders and people who begged for modders to drop cash.

>>174978403
mini ass baby ass drivers this is some arcade lazy bullshit

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Fuck

>tfw having fun grinding contact missions with randoms
>end up doing it for hours
>started with 30k, level 59
>now have 2 million and level 80
vicodin and adderall is a combination of gods

time trial can be done solo now, neat.

>>174978636
>>174979403
>>174979579
When did this fun happen?
Whats the standard time that you are are on?

>>174979403
>leaf
you got what was comin to you

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>>174978636
fun times

>>174979502
this is the most fun ive had playing a co-op video game in probably a decade. all my randoms are friendly, not autistic, and aren't shit

New cars, clothes with the new update???

>>174981648
Nope!

>>174980450
9am-11pm GMT more or less

>>174981648
HAHAHAHAHA

>>174981913
Plz do not reply to my post, faggot

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>All these sudden rebates, refunds and double GTA$ opportunities
How ludicrously expensive is stuff going to be in the next update?

if anyone on xboner wants to grind contact missions with me later i'm down, i know all the good shit
gamertag is godchanka

yo lettuce if you're reading this you have to get in on this grind with me, i blew past you in levels overnight. you're 67 and i'm one mission away from level 80 as i write this.

>>174982651
Extremely.
Probability of a new warehouse for storing military equipment.
New military vehicles.
New guns.

>>174982651
>>174982908
Honestly, i hope it is all super expensive. I'm afraid of running out of content and getting bored, because it's happened so many times with so many games and video games are the only thing that distract me from my depression. If I had everything in GTA Online I'd have to find something else to occupy my time again, etc.

The more expensive things are, the more I have to grind, and the more I have to grind the more I'm distracted from unhappy thoughts.

>>174982908
thats fine i hope theres another motorcycle club kind of tier for working with the triads, black gangs, latin fags, mafia.

>>174982651
Gunrunning stuff is probably going to make special vehicles look like a bargain bin.

gunrunning is just going to be a shittier version of biker businesses and those were already shit

Buzzard now, or save 1 more million and buy a Hydra, then use the hydra to grind for my buzzard?

>>174983397
buzzard is way more useful for missions, vip/ceo stuff.

>>174983397
buzzard first.

hydra is fun but buzzard is all business.

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>Going over the speed limit
>Two vigilantes swerve from both sides to stop me
>Third turns right out of the center lane to block me just in case I made it past

>>174983494
>>174983534
alright, thanks guys. just bought the buzzard

"tiny racers"?

>>174983535
>you go to jail
>they both receive a presidential medal of freedom

>>174983749
"we're going to try to fix menus again on the low key, and ban those who cheated themselves money"

>>174983535
This infuriates more than it has any right to. Cuckstar purposefully programmed this shit in and they're just playing dumb and ignoring all the reports about it.

>>174983749
it's really just codeword for "this cool thing we did with the skycam which already exists"

speaking of, do you think rockstar's going to retain any of the same mechanics in rdr2?

>>174983968
Me too. This is the only thing in the game that legitimately pisses me the fuck off. cars will just randomly swerve off the left side of the road directly into me for no reason it all, and it's obviously on purpose. It's so fucking dumb, I hate it. Especially when you just bought a new car and hit LSC, and you just want to cruise without fucking it up and admire your new ride, but all the AI drivers are like if someone put in the fucking Pedestrians Riot cheat code from GTA3

>>174983535
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

scid: Nimrodpart
would like to join pc_gtag :3

>>174984010
bank robberys
train robberys
cattle ranch grinding
oil grinding
buffalo cards
pinkerton agents

some stupid hollywood bullshit about natives or something.

>>174984010
Theyre probably going to try to copy as much shit as they can without being blatant about it, to save assets and resources and more importantly for them, money. It's going to be full-on jew tier for RDRO, since theyve spent all these years perfecting their jewery in GTAO and they dont have to ease into it for RDRO like they did with GTAO, since they already know exactly where theyre going with that game from the very beginning

>>174984232
i really liked liars dice and poker in the last rdr but knowing how jewish rockstar is im sure its not going to be very much money.

still waiting on a casino and fucking animals in online like horses.

>>174984232
>3 new horses
>released over 5 weeks

>>174974452
Railgun would make all air vehicles completely useless, do it.

t.Valkyriefag

>>174978470
Wait, so all I have to do is log in to GTA:O and I'll get $425k?

>>174984752
how fun is it to have a fully loaded valkyrie with friends?

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>>174983535
>turning right from the middle lane
>it is even marked to only go straight
wow great npc AI there, Star of David

>>174978470
since money is shared between characters i assume logging into both of them won't net you twice the money right?

>>174984897
>1 person
pretty much just a taxi
>2 person
pretty much a flying spawntrap for anyone on the ground, assuming you have a semi-competent pilot and gunner
>3 person
can stay OTR for 9 minutes with a cooldown of one minute, can get some aircraft here and there
>4 person
Permanent OTR assuming everyone knows what their roles are
Anti-air, you have two cannons, which shred through aircraft like shit
You still have your crew chief on the HE cannon spawn trapping shitters on ground

Pretty much fun if its filled with 4 CEOs and everyone is coordinating

>>174985327
id like to do something like this with a blimp or ww1 airplane.

>>174985523
you think that, but think about how useless a ww1 plane would be. No lock on, slow RoF machine guns, poor control, and probably slow. and it'd cost you probably 1.25 million and you'd never use it again

>>174985327
>using each individual player's OTR to lengthen your own time
why did i not think of this before
this is using ghost organization, right?

Did the update not drop yet still?

>>174985014
Just like those assholes in real life

>>174985327
>first time using valkyre against normies
>hitting him with main gun for 15-20 seconds without any change in his health
>whips out homo launcher
>dodge missile, does a 360 and fucks muh ass
I still dont believe. Its a nice heli but i hate it.

>>174987761
For the last time, it's not an update you retards.

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I need your help guys, got 3 spots left in my garage and I really don't know what car to buy. I'm more into classic/90s cars.

Wangan racing cars
>Elegy Retro Cosum
>Comet Retro Costum
>Banshee 900R
>Imponte Ruiner

Classics
>Infernus Classic
>Turismo Classic
>Stinger GT (Not sure about this, might sell it)

>>174989158
buy another garage, i got 5 with 10 fully modded cars and i still want more.

>>174989158
three kurumas

4th office garage and 7th property when?

>>174989158
Get a muscle car
>Wangan racing
Fucking faggot

>>174989158
>all this ricer shit

AMERICAN MUSCLE

>>174989158
My favorite in the entire game is the 900r, so i'd say that.

>>174991285
>>174991113
Friendly reminder that Musclefags are fags who project their insecurities on import drivers and they have to band together in muscle car meets because that's all their cars are good for.

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Will people on my friend list be able to track my every move, or can I go invisible and appear offline to them? I haven't dared accept any friend request because I would feel so judged every time I logged on during neet hours.

SCN: Lolicon__King
Would like to join PC_GTAG

>>174984090
>npc proceeds to yell that he's driving a rental

>>174993018
Says on the blacklist you crew killed /gtag/ during crate sales

>>174992696
Yes.
They will know when you go online.
They will know if you fuck up a heist.
They will know if you have shit taste in cars.
They will know if you bought a Megalodon Shark Card.
They will know all of your deepest darkest secrets.
And worst of all,
They will know how long you have stayed inside an Armored Kuruma.

>>174992696
Half of /gtag/ are neets or worse. Stop worrying about pointless shit.

>>174992696
What a cutie.

>>174993215
I've only been playing online for 8 hours and just started this past week. So somethings wrong there.

There's 2 underscores btw if that changes anything

>>174992696
if you're an adult, it shouldn't mean anything. if you're still concerned after that, consider the fact that some of these fags are literally on the other side of the planet and you wouldn't be able to play with them otherwise.

>>174989232
I don't like having more than one garage

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>>174993508

>>174992696
If people see you getting online, it means they're online too numbnuts.

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>>174993813
>tfw still can't sell properties
>will never perfectly consolidate my car garage

>>174989646
The only reason I would want more properties is so I can buy more properties around the map. I want a shitty 2 car up north to put the DoD in like a lock up.

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>>174991113
>>174991285
Damn straight, my bros.

>>174992339
t. salty ricefag whose suped-up Civic couldn't even beat a V6 Camaro

>rockstar game services are unavailable
:(

is there currently a glitch that lets you get either the night visions mask or goggles on their own?

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>start first MC business
>gonna sell my stock worth over 300k
>exit building
>delivery vehicle doesn't spawn
>suddenly get delivery failed and lose all my stock
>R*'s face when

>>174996220
t. slow musclefag being slow at everything, even for replies

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Now that you've had enough time to spend millions and make millions, what is your excuse?

>>174998420
I bought it when it came out an it's still like my 5th most used bike, or something like that.

I still like it though, there are just more fun bikes to ride.

>>174998420
It's my go-to bike for outpacing Kuruma kiddies during heists.

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>>174998420
You can't paint it red.

>>174985327
OTR?

>>175000574
One True Rockstar

When will the Stunt Races cancer end?

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>>175000193
Speaking of recumbent bikes, why not this?

>>174993508
not him, but that's a shitty played out meme here. when someone posts in the thread asking for an invite some retard or a bunch of retards say "blacklisted for not letting me choke on your cock for the faggot i am xd"

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>mfw sitting in an ally listening to the radio in my car

/comfy/ hour

>>174998420
Haven't gotten around to it yet. Hakuchou Drag was higher on my priority list.

>some faggot sitting outside ceo office garage blowing people's cars up as they come out, killing people as they walk up trying to get in their cars
>tries to do it to me
>kills me
>leave
>come back in a hydra
>follow him around and kill him over and over and over and over
>he's ceo so he can't go passive
>he switches sessions
>on xbox you can add people to your friend's list without them accepting it
>i do this
>follow him from session to session in a hydra, killing shopkeepers as he tries to shop
>he gets offline
bitch. i'm gonna do it again when he comes back online, too.

>>175002823
retroactively blacklisted for bashing the blacklist

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Who /minimumwage/ here?

>>175003868
>this much autistic rage

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>>175004084

>>175004084
Adonis, and mikey bear clearly mate.

>>175002823
blacklisted for not letting me choke on your cock for the faggot i am xd

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>>175003868
Keep doing it until he leaves you death threats in your message box.

>>175004171
you're god damn right. if you're just sitting there trying to ruin other people's time for no reason but because you're an edgy faggot that thinks it's funny, you better expect someone edgier than you to get annoyed by it and take it to another level.

>>175004560

but who will do it to you?

>>175005746
probably nobody, i'm amplifying levels of autism that are already pretty high off the charts so it'd require some chris-chan levels of autism to out-do me. i think i'm the winner for now

>>175005974

if you out-autism your enemies, they win.

t. lefties

>>175005974
>tfw actual 1% full functioning autistic, and it never ceases to amaze me how far people will go.

>>175006052
im not going for the mental victory here, im autistic. i dont give a shit about the moral victory as long as he gets upset at some point

>>175006324
>>175006525
I wonder what percentage of /gtag/ is autistic

>>175006525
shit, in that case, good doing. You must be gtag Batman.

>>175006747
thanks man, sincerely means a lot to me

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>>174998178
>unironically implying that chinkboxes with sub-100 HP and horrendous lag are faster than the superior muscle cars

>>175004320
I like that hakuchou

>>175004084
dat bitch got cancer

>>174998420
It's the bike variant of shitter-mobiles, so fuck no, I've already bought one before and I hated literally everything about it.

>>175007105
>mad that sub-100 hp chinkboxes are faster than his 150hp 6 liter V8 iron block brick.

>>175007272
>late 60's muscle car: 290 HP
>late 90's ricehatch: 127 HP
>still believing his plastic-ridden dented junk is better than an old school legend

really activates your almonds

TINY RACERS! It's amazing. When will Rockstar cease to amaze? Surely, this needed a preemptive annoucement and full trailer so people could expirence what they are missing. Go out and buy GTAO today!

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good lord the acting in this scene is atrocious

>>175007876
>not playing tiny racers ironically

>>175007231
>tfw best bike in the game performance-wise
>also the stupidest looking, most out of place bike in the game
reee

i own two bikes, the Hakuchou Shitzou and the Bati 801

>>175008069
well he IS lying to his wife

>>175004084
>>175004320
>tfw no friends to do autistic roleplaying with

>>175007705
>87 firebird 305: 155hp V8, ~3300 lbs
>1987 mr2 4age redtop: 128hp i4, 2350 lbs

Wow, four more cylinders and a half ton for 17 more hp. And that's not even the supercharged GZE.

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>source car
>car is in those floating platforms in the middle of the sea
>try to pick car up with cargobob
>cargobob does that thing where it fake hooks into a car
>car flips onto its top
>car is now stuck
God fucking damnit R* fix cargobobs!

>>175009674
unless it completes a collection don't do it

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>>175008462
I'd roleplay with you, bb.

>>175010161
Also, forgot to mention the context behind this.
>went full autismo dressing up as SpongeBob and Patrick selling chocolate to randoms

>>175010286
Chocolate?

CHOCOLATE?

>>175009674
They could have imported the cargobob model with the electromagnet on it, and it would have been fixed forever. The problem is actually with the rope and hook physics.

>>175010286
Just out of curiosity... relatively to right now when are you online?

Any word on a contact mission creator yet?

>>175012027
nope. Never going to happen ever.

>>175012027
Rockstar wouldn't be stupid enough to let players create their own contact missions.
>mission consists of multiple checkpoints on a straight line
>infinite money

>>174986285
>why did I not think about this before
Because I actively seek ways of making my Gunship better everyday, which is why I usually do something stupid like fly backwards or something.
Also, aside the average Gunny, Gunship and hivemind tactics that gtag usually engages in, I don't see any small squads, aside a team of 2-3 hydras enlarging the asshole of a passivetogglingjetshitter

>>175012972
Just adjust the payscale for custom contact missions so that it's like 1k per 3 minutes or so
Then people would actually use it for fun instead of for grinding

>marksman pistol sometimes one shots npcs, sometimes doesn't
but y

>>175014349
>you can get headshots but half the time you dont
but y

>>175014589
not even, i'm specifically trying for bodyshots and it still one shots sometimes

>>175014589
>attempting to headshot with a one-shot pistol

are you a retard?

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>tfw can't help getting sucked in to hours long shittalking contests with 13 year old online

>>175015032
>>>/v/

>>175014650
then practice fast shooting, the answer to being a shitter marksman is shooting just enough boolets that you hope a round or two hits

>>175014727
give me an explanation here

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>>175015305
>fast shooting
>with a single shot break action target pistol

>>175015286
don't get me started again

>>175015418
the same way people shoot a thousand rpgs in 2 seconds except instead of relying on a shitty macro you use your fingers and go around the stupid reload, it shoots hard enough that two rounds can kill anyone chest and up

>>175015305
...wat.

me and another guy from the crew are grinding contact missions on xbox one, if any of you xboners wanna join us.
so far ive made 2.2 million in ~3-4 hours and leveled from 57-83. he's level 888, and is leveling a second character right now while we grind.

just message/friend request godchanka and we'll get you in here. no mic necessary

Anyone want to play around on PS4? Run some drugs or do missions or whatever?

>>175017062
post ID, anon

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>>175017062
>console

>>175019335
Not him but the game is nearly unplayable on pc.

Have fun getting your rank fucked

>>175020382
At least I can play at 144fps

>>175020523
PC user here. Only when the lobby is empty. Otherwise, it's 30 to 10fps, depending on how many players are around you. This game is a piece of shit.

>>175020382
This anon is right, I'm too scared to join pub, might join discord just to setup/join private lobbies

>>175020794
PC user here
You're a retard if you can't get more than 30fps in a full lobby

>>175020794
I'm at average 95 fps with a full lobby

>tfw your qt gta crush turns out to be a 15 year old boy

end my life

>>175021352
>tranny in game tranny in real life
it's like poetry

>>175020794
Console player here, im black and love sucking on fat cocks.

the only time i went under 55fps was when some shitter spawned a hundred of those big ass planes on my head.

>>175021352
>he fell for the kaz meme

>>175020794
This usually only happens to me in freeroam, if I'm around a large amount of people. That being said, the game runs like shit mostly because of p2p.

>>175021462

>Implying the 360/ps3 can even reach 55fps

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>>175021352
How is that a bad thing?

also, friendly reminder that boats are comf

>>175021746
>How is that a bad thing?
reported

>>175021746
I assume all female characters are girls. I even get nervous around them in-game.

>tfw you die or fuck up in front of a cutie

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>>174998420
>what is your excuse?
I crashed the airplane full of cargo that was going to buy me that bike.

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>>175008069

>>175021209
>not being at 144+ in a full lobby

>>175021982
>I assume all decent looking female characters are girls.
ftfy

Only girls waste time in video games making the character look like them.

>>175022795
>implying trannies don't roleplay as hotties in stockings and bustiers

>>175021982
Yeah thats weird. Bet you are comfortable with touching irl girls.

>>175022961
>implying those aren't horny teenage boys

muh virtual tidds

>>175022602
can't unfortunately it's the best i can do
avg 95fps with everything max except some of the stuff in advanced graphics at 2560x1080
though this was tested with the game's own benchmark

>>175023176
The ending part of the benchmark is a good representation of online's peformance

I can usually hold 180+ with the rest of it.

>>175023296
for some reason the ending with the car chase didn't dip too hard, the heaviest was the day to night and vinewood sign parts

>>175021982
I'm the opposite. Unless I see photographic proof of a vagina I automatically assume all girls in games are guys and or traps with girly voices.

Which I prefer to playing with actual girls.

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Am I the only one that's surprised Rockstar included bulldozers, but not a single mission or job based on Marvin Heemeyer's Killdozer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zRsmcIaB1Q

>>175021352
>been playing with the same grill for 3 hours
>she keeps telling me i'm such a good player, i'm all t-t-t-thanks and shit
>she feels comfortable enough to turn her mic on
>it's a very young boy, no older than 13

fucking faggot

>>175023882
Ask yourself this

Is the character attractive at all? Does it feel like it was made by a woman who autistically tweaked the avatar to look like an actual person?

Y it's a female
N it's a sissy
Trannies cannot make decent looking toons at all. Nor can men.

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>>175021352
>you knew the entire time

>>175024397
That explains Cat. Hmm..

>>175024540
Its only gay if you push back

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>>175024397
What does mine say?

>>175024694
asian masculinity

>>175024397
>toons
Kill yourself my dude

>>175024694
>CuC

definitely a dude

Asians are expert mode because they can pass as either gender easier than most races.

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>>175024768
I like to pretend she's a transsexual.

>>175023882
same desu, qt little fags are fun

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>>175024651
>you will never hear Cat deepthroating the mic after a successful Export sale

>>175024817
fight me kid.

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So... remember us talking about RP servers earlier? Well, I think this GTA 5 server might have set a new record of autism.

https://forum.fiverp.net/index.php?threads/complaint-banned-for-completely-no-reason.4684/

Guy literally gets banned for misspelling a word in chat.

>I temporarily banned you for one day because of your tenuous grasp of English grammar and sentence structure. This tells me that you not only ignore basic English grammar rules (which the server requires you to know and use in your roleplay) but also shows you failing to understand the difference between IC/OOC (i.e. "*Garbage" in IC chat). Your ban was for only one day, meaning that you should have in-game access by now. If you did not take the 24 hours which you were originally banned for to learn about basic grammar and the difference between IC/OOC, you need to do so before logging back in-game.

>two days of grinding contact missions
>make $3.5 million
>gain 30 levels
>is fun and doable even with randoms

i wish this event would last forever

>>175025069
It's great that only autistic people with autistic points in grammar care about their autistic server for autistic retards who want to play autism simulator because they can't use their autism for a real job.

*autism

>>175025069

Oh yes, brings back SAMP roleplay memories.

>had to write an essay for a character to be allowed to join
>group of staff literally tasked to check said essays and look for copied stories

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>>175024397
>differentiating between trannies and men
same shit

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>>175004427
Why is DM called Mikey bear again?

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>>175025580
LS-RP was some interesting memes.
I've never seen a game that so closely resembles the struggle/backstabs for power-positions in real life.

>>175025069
>garbage man
>expected to know perfect English
fuck off with that shit. nobody even speaks to the garbage man on my block and i'm pretty sure he wasn't born in this country anyway.

>>175025858

Oh man, you hit me right in the feels.
I served in LSPD at the time of your pic (Sokolov was my first Chief, Houston last), and I battled my way up to command the detectives.
Shit, I'm revealing my power level.

>>175025069
seems about as retarded as that biker crew

Why would you take a game seriously? Do these people really have such a boring fucking life that they cant even enjoy a game?

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does my character look aight? i like him

>>175028141
but we can't even see your character anon

>>175026507
What did the detectives actually do in the game? Did they just patrol in civ cars, or was there actual in depth investigations?

>>175026507
Cute, glad you had good times. That shit looked fun

>>175028285
okay sorry, does his outflit look alright?

>>175028141
>he boot too big for he gotdamn feet
>tight ass homosexual zebra jeans
>grandma gloves

0/10 outfit put together by a 14 year old

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>>175028612
r8 me

>>175028448
i mean some color would be nice
zebra pants are fine if you pair them with something flashy

>>175028752
those pants are laughable and everything else is shit too

>>175028752
>Not wearing dress shoes

You are not gopnik, you are just western spy

>>175028612
you can't even speak english why would i listen to a thirdworlder about fashion

>>175028763
there's color on the back of the hoodie, it's a multi-colored square with a white center on the back

>>175028141
no

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>>175028987
Buzz off!

>>175029109
>wearing dress shoes in the Zone

Gopnik or not those'll get stolen from your corpse.

>>175029219
you're probably a tranny therefore your opinion is invalid

>>175029223
>lipstick

um..

>>175022090
>>175022291
I know this gets thrown a lot, but your character legitimately looks like a tranny.

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>>175029326
Is lighting.

I swear.

>>175029521
sure you checked at the hairdressers?

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>>175029426
I tried. I really did.

W/e, I like her.

>>175029743
She's alright. Outfit is great too.

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>>175028612
>>175029125
>>175029284
>does my character look aight? i like him
[Other posters don't like him/tell you things you want to hear]
>well fuck u faggit!!!!! ur opinions r shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>175029743
tranny as fuck

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>>175030951

>>175031190
Without the tight-tie bandana he has that early 90s hightop haircut, does that raise or lower his place on the 'black man you feel safe around' index

>cant spawn in office garage
>cant have personal barber in office
>cant opt out of having lamar on map

>>175031674
about the same really

>>175031762
Aight. I was sort of aiming for a late 80s Eddie Murphy feel with him so I guess I got close enough. I also use that Oil Baron Texan outfit now and then, yeehaw little doggies

>>175030951
you look cool

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>>175000193
>he obviously doesn't have one

>>175003640
>peeling out for two seconds in the same place when you first accelerate
>unable to climb hills when you're stuck on one
>unable to wheelie on the ground to speed up
You sure made the wrong choice. It's garbage compared to the normal Hakuchou.

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>>175032685
Ye I've found this out. Thankfully I've still got my old Hah hah koochie koo.

>>175032685
>peeling out for two seconds in the same place when you first accelerate
>unable to climb hills when you're stuck on one
Spotted the keyboard driver.
Do you also make this complaint about the RE-7B? What about muscle cars?

>>175032685
>peeling out for two seconds in the same place when you first accelerate
>being an idiot
also
>not appreciating doing sick peel outs

>unable to wheelie on the ground to speed up
You lean forward you idiot, leaning forward makes you go faster on the Drag than leaning back, and leaning forward is preferable to leaning back, as it gives you can control the bike more while doing so than wheelying.

That's what makes the Drag better than the Bati 801, despite the Bati's top speed. The Bati has to touch down and stop it's wheelie to turn properly, on the Hakuchou Drag you can just keep leaning forward on everything except the tightest of turns.

>>175028446
Not too late to get into it. Shit is still going strong, as strong as it ever has in terms of player count.

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>>175030816
>tranny as fuck
Meh. Tranny operator is still an operator.

>>175034769
Her nose needs to be longer. You also need a different skin.

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>>175034848
Nah.

>>175031756
You can get lamar off the map by doing the missions.

>Join GTAG on pc
>Join crew members in session
>There is no session to join

Do any of you play PC?

>>175031989
thanks mate

>>175036314
>try to do the driveby mission
>dipshits always die somehow

>>175036908
You don't know pain until you've finished the final mission completely with randoms.

>>175037125
I wouldn't know it because I have yet to finish the driveby one. How hard it is to stay in the cars and just throw grenades and stickies up into the fucking parking lot, you cucks?

>pubby drives car into middle of lot
>sits there shooting at people
>'wtf how i die'

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>>175037338
It really scares me that people want to play games like this and can't think tactically.

Meanwhile some are fucking operators as though god himself bestowed the art of operating on them.

And then there's me, consistently right in the middle of the two.

>>175036754

PC is so cancerous that I only play with friends or in gang sessions. Anything else is asking for rage

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>>175029743
>w/o make-up

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>>175037709
I try to think tactically but I've never had very good reflexes or coordination. That combined with my age getting up there means I'm slowly able to chart my course into oblivion shitterdom.

>tfw will never relive the glory days of quake 2 MP ever again

>>175040001
IDK what the fuck happens to their eyes but DAMN.

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>>175037709
>mfw one faggot with a minigun/heavy sniper/homolauncher can shut down enough scouting, planning, flanking, and tactical thinking for a room full of Batmans on Adderall

>>175040180
You gotta work at it anon.

I've maintained my 17 year old reflexes this long and I'm 23. Just gotta practice.

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>>175040001
HA HA HA TIME FOR DOOM

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>>175040283
>Implying

Only the hardest of shitters will bother. Most will turn chicken once a handful of people start paying them attention.

The resolute ones? Two words. Coordinated assault.

>>175040632
>an lmg as a weapon of choice
>from that distance

anon I

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>>175041243

You've never ridden door gunner on a helicopter and had to shoot at enemy aircraft? It's fun.

>>175041451
the rpg is a thing

I used to be a scout heli main

>>175040632
>once a handful of people start paying them attention

Well, yeah. I'm talking about muh honabruu 1v1s, which inevitably devolve into who can out-shitter the other. EWO macros optional.

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>>175041883
>muh honabruu 1v1s

Ew. Never.

Ohh god tiny racer is pure trash and is a shity adversary mode

>>175042004
>>175041883
only people ive heard say that on mic is some hood niggas. Anyone ever encounter weeb blacks on multi?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242

Am bored, anyone got the gtag discord link ? I might play again sometime soon.

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>>175042975
I mostly bum rush shitters on my bike and give 'em a sawed off shotgun blast to the face.

>>175043592
that's a really nice FCR

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>>175042975
>tfw jack of all trades but master of none

>Get into a fight with a duke o death shitter
>hit him with around 5 rpgs, several c4, and about 10 pipebombs
>Still doesn't die

Is this cheats or is the duke that good? Is c4 the only way?

>>175044297
it can take less punishment than the insurgent but more punishment than any other armoured vehicle, so yeah use the C4

also it's just a car so any meter-tall barrier will do

>>175044297
>if im dying
cheats/shitter
>if theyre dying
git gud/bantz

had that happen to me with a mission ruiner.

>>175042975
>fit none of these categories

>>175044962
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12828242
>love flying in the mallard observing downtown death matches and following people.

might try it in a duster for better views.

>>175024251
>>she keeps telling me i'm such a good player
Here's your red flag, dipshit. Only children do that.

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>>175045173
>tfw have recently become subnautical

Psn: alejo320321
I wanna join the gta general crew

>want to mod the game in single player again, did it years ago

>every update breaks every fucking mod

>can't get anything working

What the fuck

Much less finding one with controller support that still works. I guess I have to downgrade to a 2 year old version of the game and can't mod in any new cars

>>174992696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

>mfw all I ever do in gta is fly around

I wish they would add more aircraft for me to fly

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>>175044962
iktf

>high-mobility flanker
>harass enemy and pepper them with small-arms fire so buddies can get the kill
>speed out before they can draw a bead
>when PV inevitably gets blown up, act as glass-cannon fire support until it comes back
>repeat

>mfw I am literally D.Va

>>175045776
God fucking dammit I can't even get the old mods working with an old update like I used to

What the hell, how have people not decided on an old single player version to stick to to make single player mods on instead of continuing making all their mods only to get broken in 1 week, this is fucking retarded on both rockstar and the modding communities part

>>175042975
I'm a pretty decent pilot. Slightly above average which puts me well above most randos.

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>>175045543
>tfw bounty on my head in public lobby, sitting under water in submarine

I do it for the thrill.

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WHEN
H
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>>175042975
What if you're both a Marksman and Hydra/Buzzard shitter?
Shit poll

How can you maximize contact mission money?

I've noticed that if you finish a mission with multiple teammates dead, the payout seems to be larger. Also, the longer you take also has an effect. Like literally taking longer to finish.

Anyone else notice?

>>175052034

Contact missions pay out the most at around the 5 minute mark. You get diminishing returns after that.

>>175048309
Lying fuck bounties are disabled

>>175052034
it pays shitty if you finish before 4 minutes, best money per minute at 4 minutes, and adds at a worse rate the longer you take up to its cap.

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>all these refunds and double money events
update is close, i can feel it.

TINY RACERS IS SUCH FUCKING GARBAGE

DIE ROCKSTAR

JUST FUCKING DIE

guys my dad works at rockstar ask me anything about gun runners i answer it

>>175024905
What's up with that shirt?

>>175057305
It's not racing at all, it's just car battles. It's the first 25 seconds of every stunt race over and over again.

The worst part is that the top down view adds nothing to the game, All of it could have been in regular camera. The only thing this changes is it simplified the driving physics to make the cars easy as shit to drive and corner with.... casual shit.

I was really hoping top down would be a twin stick shooter like hotline miami or something- something akin to old GTA games.

Cutest GTAG couple?

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>>175059879
Jasziistar and Doctor d00d

>>175059879
Iffy x Everyone

>>174980507
>quite clearly not driving
>quite clearly not his PV or Pegasus

>>175060457
>willingly associating with leafs
he had it comin

>>175037125
I'm currently on the 2 man job where you have to snipe ballas and sneak around the lot.
NO DICE with randos. How many missions are there left?

>>175060605
like 2 or 3

>>175059042
didnt rockstar say they would make something reminiscent of the 2d games?
cause this isnt similar at all to the old games

>doin contact mission on construction site
>[kuruma driving shithead] died
>find his shitty car on the fucking 2/3 level ramps
Wonder what his brain looks like... how can someone be this shit at playing gta?

>>175063106
People literally use the kuruma as body armor.

>>175045606
Which platform do you play on, anon?

>start game
>greenhairme start raining
>personal vehicle has been destroyed
>everything starts flashing
oh wow, wonder what would happen if you stayed in a public session for more than 15 seconds

real update when?

>>175057305
Protip: For a quick win, wait approx. 1 second at the beginning of every round.

>>175063106
There's nothing wrong with using an armored kuruma for jobs/heists. Stay triggered, faggot.

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>>175065463
>Kuruma drivers are so shit at the game they still die even with a hugbox
>Get so blasted when people point out how shit they are they call people triggered

>>175065463
Its ok if you are under lv20 but at some point you have to get the babby wheels off your game.

An lv200+ shitter in a kuruma gettin killed by ez npc's is just sad.

>>175066321
arent you worried about crewkilling?

>>175066775
Only a select few really sperg hard about crewkilling, threatening to get a comm to kick.

people that have invisible bodys and dufflebags. can they be reported and banned?

>>175066547
no they dont.

>>175066987
I only mentioned it once ingame and got bullied out of the session for it. Im sure im not the only one who is annoyed by this.

good coupes when?

>>175067307
good modes when?

>>175067341
i gave up hope for that

>>175067341
good supers when?

>>175067834
too many supers already