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>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Embed]

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Embed]

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Embed]

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread:
>>174920340
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HANA SONG
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Amélie Lacroix! And her husband Gérard!
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>>174947732
Is cute!
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Threadly reminder that 95% of /owg/ is bad players giving bad advice to other bad players
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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Combat Medic Mercy.
This cute hat.That perfect, curvy body.
Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Combat Medic Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck
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>>174947827
Mada mada.
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Lena is for _____!
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>>174947827
Okay, you typed all of that out.
Now what?
Where did this go, in your mind? What was the point of all of it?
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*mashes spacebar*
I need healing!
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my dps: junkrat, torb
their dps: soldier, pharah

5 games in a row, it's not fucking fair
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>>174948112
I've come to realize that our allotment of teammates is as random and bullshit as the lootbox drops.
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>>174948050

sexual
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>>174948050
Her girlfriend, Emily.
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>wanna go raid some former Overwatch bases for new gear?
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>>174948050
flashbang+FtH
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>>174947827

It's okay anon. Having children is morally indefensible anyway. They'll just suffer and die like the rest of humanity. What are you, some kind of sadist?
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>>174948112
>climb though gold and plat
>people bitch about picks
>get to diamond
>people are pretty chill with picks and are willing to switch and trade heroes

I thought when I get to "high" ranks people would be more autistic about team comps. In my games in diamond I played with more torbs then in gold.
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>>174948221
this too
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>>174947958
>Earth shatter
>I've gotten so many Pharahs with it I just laugh
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>>174948095
>*action*
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>queue time over 2 minutes
>you just know it'll put you into a fucked match with a bronze
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>>174948373
That's because people aren't relying on heroes as crutches. The downside is theu're usually 1 tricks that's can't play anything else
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>>174948685
1 trick pony ana reporting in
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>>174949087

It's not a 1 trick when you're playing the most powerful and defining character in the game.
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Given the fact that we know so little about Gabriel Reyes, I would not be surprised that one of these people are related to him. My bet is that woman once was married to Reyes.
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>>174948685

Junkrat is legitimately underpowered as a class and it's very unfortunate because landing consistent pipes is so much more satisfying than pinning m1 as CoD and murdering everything in milliseconds.
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>>174949427
Junkrat isn't a class
He's quite well balanced, with a trap and a bomb he's a danger during a rush, and he does great damage.
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>Genuinely bad tier

Reaper
Junkrat

>Probably still need some work tier

Trombone
Bastion
Sombra
Dva

>A little too good tier

Reinhardt
CoD

>What the fuck tier

Ana
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>>174949695

Junkrat is much worse as a damage dealing class than any other damage dealing class sans reaper.
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help me nothing is exciting everything is boring
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>>174949916
Well yeah, but when played well he can fuck up some choke points.
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>>174949941

Play some trash class like Hanzo or Cowboy.
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>>174949843
>Junkrat
>Bad

>Reinhardt
>Too good

>Torbjorn
>Needs work

Spot the fucking bronze lmao
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>>174949997

Sure, I can concede to that. McCree is in a pretty bad spot but a God can still stomp with him.
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>>174950082

>u said thin i don like u r wood rank XD

At least fucking try to have a conversation you rabid shitposter.
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>>174950159
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>>174950105
I think thats why they can't really buff McCree; everyone in diamond and above would make him unfun to play against.

I've played with some koreans that absolutely dominated with McCree, and it was a boring game to win.
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CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE
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>>174950082

>Trombone
>Exists to shit out armor
>Functionally 100 health because of how fucked his hitboxes are
>Turret is tinfoil until he ults which it becomes invincible

He's not bad so much as he is terrible to play as or against.
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>>174950267

Roll and rightclick need some QoL changes/reworks so his whole kit gets used but otherwise his damage and range is fine which is where all his strengths lie.
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>>174950282

Orisa feels so bad to play as. You feel so squishy with your giant head and zero escapes.
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>>174950470
Nah, they nerfed his fan the hammer quite a while ago because he was wrecking tanks.

I agree though, his roll needs a little help. Its barely any mobility, but at least it reloads the gun.
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>>174950506
Maybe her entire health pool needs to be armor
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Does anyone have that pic which compares your team with the enemy, with the Pharah player as fucking Euclid?
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>>174950560

I remember McRightClick. It was a terrible time. I would just tighten the cone a bit.

I'd give his right click a shorter CD honestly so it became more of a combat option to make Cowboy really squirmy in combat.
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>>174948345
>Having children is morally indefensible
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>>174950720
I have this
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>want to play support
>have to play dps to win

I hate plat, it's just no fun at all
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up staff* my name is Angela but u can call me t3h Cut3 H34L3R 4ng3l!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very slitty!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet desperate ppl like me ^_^... im 39 years old (im virile 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch faggots get slaughtered on the payload w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite thing!! bcuz its SOOOO funny!!!! shes a heal slut 2 of course but i want 2 meet more gold ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of (You)s!!! HUUUUUUUUGE REZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein slutty again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waifus *~t3h Cut3 H34L3R 4ng3l!~*
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>>174950837
I know this is being ironic but it still hurts to read.
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Whoever keeps making threads earlier needs to be banned
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>>174950837
>tfw want to be a heal slut but playing Mercy is boring as hell
>tfw Zenyatta is just too fucking good for anyone to treat you like a heal slut

this is truly hell
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>doing 3v3 for free boxes
>what should take 30 minutes ends up taking the whole day.
>get frustrated with the retards in 3v3 in one case I could clearly see a player had some sort of cognitive impairment because they couldn't gauge distances.
>leave and queue too many times
>get hit with exp penalty (wtf)
>queue in 3v3 to get rid of penalty
>realise why 3v3 sucks is all leavers are doing the same thing
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>>174951112
>>tfw want to be a heal slut
>>>/r/healsluts
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>>174951160
I said I wanted to be a heal slut, not a faggot
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>>174951004
Have you at least read the original
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My fish and chips are sprinkled with the salt of my enemies.
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>>174951112
Don't stray from the righteous path
Play ana
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>>174950720
??
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>team has Orisa
>accept defeat
>conversely
>enemy team has Orisa
>accept victory
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>>174951135
>do 3v3
>someone on your team picks Hanzo
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>>174951215
>implying you're not both
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>>174951442
There's a difference between liking cocks and being a faggot, my dude
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>>174950506
They shrank her head when Uprising launched and she's not meant to run away from danger, she's meant to stand and fight.

100 Shield to her health, 1200HP Barrier, and Fortify nullifies critical hits would make her better.
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>>174951226
I've read variations of this but not the original. I don't think I want to either. This one already physically hurts.
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>>174951617
The original isn't that bad, the gril that wrote was pretty qt too, that lessens the cringe a bit
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>>174947827
This is a nice take on the Witch Mercy pasta. Well done anon
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I have 100 hours in this game. What SR is healthy for me at this point?
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Amelie
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>>174951697
Post grl
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>>174951761
Having a rank is unhealthy
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>>174951790
Cute!
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>>174951761
diamond
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>>174951310
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>win 3 games
>lose 3 game

Wow a total of 4 SR gained for the night. I'm never going to get to plat
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>>174951504
Again
>implying not both
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>>174951925
That Genji is a hero
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>>174951925
I still can't figure out why genjis don't do this more often. Their sword block isn't just for them to get out of a tight spot.
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>>174952105
Because most people with 80 hours on Genji don't take into consideration that there are other players on the team, or there even is a team
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>>174952025
Oh I see, you're under the impression that I'm a guy
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>>174949393
She's super young so it's more likely she'd be his daughter, or that the guy is his son
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>>174952181
... girl?
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>>174952286
Now you got it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SJgvzPRFEI
They literally just have to take a character, give him the same mechanics and abilities and graft it in a moba
Why do people keep pretending Overwatch is a FPS? The aiming part is a fucking minigame, the entire game has been developed as a fucking moba and competitively plays like a moba
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>>174951925
>tfw a tracer, genji or dva comes back to spawn to grab me
thank you.....
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>>174952105
>>174952164
I try doing this often. People always seem to be shocked every time I do.
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>>174952415
Just because you chopped your wee wee off doesn't make you a girl, trannon
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>>174952508
tfw you ask a tank that is about 1 meter too far to stop running back to point so you can fly to them and get back quicker.

They ignore you.
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>>174952181
(You) are a faggot. OP is a faggot. I'm a faggot. Gender is irrelevant.
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I don't understand why I have to get the snowflake faggots that pick trash heroes vs grizzled soldier and pharah mains every fucking game
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>>174952629
>tfw a genji starts spawn camping specifically for you and nobody helps you out
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>>174951997
you dont want to be in plat. its full of people who think they deserve to be in diamond or diamond/low master support mains that smurf dps and dont play for the team
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>McCree please switch, we need another tank
>"No I have gold elims"

Bonus points if he's actually tied for gold elims with someone else who is actually contributing, which is almost always
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>someone goes out of their way to rip their bong as loudly as possible in voice chat
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>>174953052
Why don't you switch to another tank? Why you got to scapegoat the guy who's performing well but with an off-meta character?
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>>174950827

Play Zenyatta. Best of both worlds.
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>>174951791
Pretty close, except that she has no spork, also theres a thread on Le upboat about her reacting to her original post
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when doesn Season 4 end lads?
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>make a custom game
>have Team 1 be Genji only and each one a different color
>have Team 2 be the more monstrous/inhuman characters like Winston, Roadhog, Orisa, etc
>have this playing during the match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MWI4DfiCG8

Best custom game I ever played.
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What in the world are these numbers attached to achievements?
I think they correlate with the difficulty of an achievment, but I still have no idea what value they have
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>>174953165
>gold elims = performing well

That aside, more often than not I'm the only fucking tank on my team, or I'm playing support and the tank we have can't handle it on their own.
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>>174950837

>im virile 4 my age tho!!

>virile

You may want to google that word, because I don't think it means what you think it means.
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>>174953268
i thought they were like "get to this level then you can unlock the achievement!" sort of thing
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>>174952508
>off doing something on the map
>see kill feed with dead Mercy even though they were with the tank
>stop fighting and go half to spawn just to be the bus seeing as no one else does and someone might be spawn camping
I see this in so many games I'm amazed when someone else does it.
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>psn down for maintenance
Thats ok I didn't want to play tonight anyway
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I hate russian hours on EU

Win the first round of ilios, then pharah inexplicably starts throwing herself off a cliff for 2 rounds and only starts trying when we're losing the fourth.

I just don't understand why they aren't all in bronze. Slavs need to be locked away in their own containment server instead of fucking things up for the rest of us
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>tfw when you become ana you become a whore
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>>174953826
>playing on console
I hope this is bait.
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>>174948050
Electric shock therapy to cure homosexuality
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>>174953893
>>174953893
>that fucking feel when a non-existent video game character gets more than you
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>>174953268
Probably just Xbox Gamerscore icons that Blizzard lazily left in the PC version.
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>>174953964

And it's ENEMIES.

She's getting this much with people who DON'T EVEN LIKE HER.
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>>174952605
t o x i c
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>Attacking on Hanamura
>someone on enemy team leaves
>we still lose
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>A tracer named "Korean" was on other team
>keeps jumping off ledges and kills herself over and over again

and grass were green, sky is blue, and birds were flying
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>Still no feels related voice interaction between Lena and Jack

Im surprised they haven't done something like this yet
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>>174952998
I just want to get those 800 comp points, then I can actually enjoy comp
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>buy gold tracer guns
>suddenly start being way better at tracering
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another peaceful day in overwatch qp
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>>174953893
>sleep dart enemy
>teammate wakes them up immediately

Don't wake them up if you aren't going to kill them immediately
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Reaper here.
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>>174952998
I've been stuck in plat for 2 seasons as a support main, it's hell. Just when I think I'm getting out I get game after game of griefers tilters and throwers, or just plain mismatched teams because the skill variation in plat is huge.

I hear things start picking up for support players in diamond too, it makes me super sad.
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>>174950837
>ancient memes in my /owg/
Lolwut
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>just finished an Uprising game with 4 healers

That was fun and intense.
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>>174954136
>Okay, dad...
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>>174954557
If I don't who will?
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>>174954558
we BARELY managed beat expert with dva hog rein and zarya

How do we heal?
>hog: breather
>D.va: get in and out of mech
>rein, zarya: die and revive
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I'm starting a new account for fun, what characters should I play to have a high MMR by level 25?
also when are healers SR being fixed
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>>174954130
Sounds like trying to decrease mmr
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>>174954714
DRAGON FIST
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>>174954825
yea but this happened in competitive, so i was fucking confused

still won so whatever but imagine the salt in that team lmao
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>>174954892
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Teleporteur eliminated.
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>>174954957
>23:33:23
Good measurements, says the posr time
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>still need Talon Widow, Null Orisa, BW McCree, Medic Ziegler, and Null Bastion

HOW AM I GOING TO GET ALL THESE BY NEXT MONDAY JESUS FUCK
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I think I'm going to give up comp. It's just not fun anymore. Too many people are shitting games up by trying to play shit tier heroes for cool points or flat out griefing. I think I'm gonna stick to playing quick play where there's no stakes and faggots are less trouble.
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Started in season 3 and already GM. You all niggas should just start picking monkey literally free sr and no aim required.
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>event over next week and still don't have legendary achievement
I'm beginning to think its impossible at this point, I just want that damn spray
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>>174955517
You just need a good player on tracer in your 4 stack theres no way youre gonna do it with randoms
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>Hat Fortress 2 has players obsessing over hats
>Overskin has players obsessing over skins

What cosmetic items should the next big team FPS game focus on?
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>>174949843
Junkrat would be great if he weren't an ult battery

The random little bits of damage you do by spamming in the general direction of the enemy team wouldn't be bad if not for the fact that enemy healers build up ult charge ridiculously fast when healing a damaged ally.
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GET THE FUCKING TRACER OFF OF ME YOU FUCK HEADS
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>>174955317
Events skins so far:
>4x Mercy
>4x Tracer
>3x Widowmaker
>2x Genji
>3x Orisa
>5x Reinhardt
>3x Bastion
Bought 70 loot crates but it was worth it. I would never have gotten all these skins the normal way. Takes way too long to rely on PvE or CTF to get weekly boxes.
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>>174955656
Good goyim, advertise for your master
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>>174955732
By spending the money on crates I have more free time to do other things where I could earn the money back spent on it.
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>>174955594
Codpieces
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>>174955594
flip-flops
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>>174955753
Time the bubble to block the hook if you ever end up in a situation where youre in range. Walk in and out of bubble to avoid the shotgun.
Just pick your engagements more carefully.
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>>174955656

I just bought 24 today and all I pulled was Cadet Oxton.

The rest I pulled from earned crates, except Lt. Wilhelm, which I bought with gold. (I did pull Wilhelm twice in the crates afterwards) Still need Widow, Orisa, McCree, Ziegler, and Null Bastion, like I said above.

Null Bastion is affordable if I need to buy him at the last minute. I have 2000 gold right now, a lot of it earned from the crates I bought.

I'm not a huge event skin person most of the time, it's just that I got the Origins edition back around release and really like the idea of running everybody in their "back in the old days" skins. I run Strike Commander Morrison, Blackwatch Reyes, Security Chief Pharah, etc. Was running Slipstream Tracer, but now I have the Cadet outfit instead and am using that.

I'm still trying to decide whether or not to run Ironclad Torb or Chief Engineer Torb. Even if I get Null Bastion I'll probably stick to Overgrown.
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>>174955317
Just get three boxes a day and make sure to get your arcade boxes
I usually get an event gold every 15-25 boxes, and if you stuck with it you'll have at least enough to buy two of the ones you don't end up with
Following this formula I only have Widow, Tracer, Mercy and Genji left to get
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>>174954761
>Zarya

Holy shit, why? I love her but she's the absolute worst character for Uprising.
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>when the enemy team has a Roadhog but its ok because the person playing him is absolutely shit at hooking anything
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>>174956137
Genji is probably worse, at least Zarya can bubble other people which can be incredibly useful
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>>174956276
Ah, I see we have been playing together then
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>>174947598
Friendly Threadly Reminder that Overwatch requires you to put over $1,172 to unlock all content, which is more than what you need to spend on ForHonor or Paladins, and that you are allowing Blizzard & OW to turn into Valve & Dota2.
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>>174956481
Can someone explain what the fuck this dude is even talking about
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This isn't even bait! You really need to try harder!
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>>174956481
Please stay on/v/.
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>>174956462
Genji's good if you're good at headshotting and timing your dashes, and he excels at disarming Eradicators and deflecting Bastions and destroying mobs of Slicers with Dragonblade.

Zarya, though, poor thing can never reach a good energy level or defend anyone adequately.
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>>174952105
I do this whenever I'm in position with roadhog, they just about kill themselves when I pull it off. really satisfying
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>>174956481
Or you can just play the game? Who cares if you do not have all the skins when you can only use one per hero ?
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>>174956682
Well I guess my luck with Genji players is awful because 90% of the time they try to deflect kill a bastion and die and then leave
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>>174956580
A probabality simulator showed that if you wanted EVERYTHING in the game (minus the bonus items like Blizzcon Bastion and Noire Widowmaker) you would have to spend that much on lootboxes
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>>174956462
Genji isn't that bad for pve. If you're constantly getting killing blows, it's not bad when you keep getting his dash. Widow, Lucio, Winston and Reaper got it the roughest for uprising.

>>174956682
Not being able to defend anyone properly is correct. But having constant 100% energy on Zarya is easy.
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>>174956580

I think what he means is that on average it's going to take over $1170 to unlock ALL cosmetics for Overwatch.

Of course, nobody actually wants to do that, and you already own everything of mechanical benefit once you buy the game.

Dota 2 also has a massive cash shop of cosmetics, that also has little to no mechanical benefit. It's the main way the game monetizes. CS:GO does something similar, as does TF2, although TF2 also has weapons in its shop that are actually mechanically different from the stock weapons (though with a balanced set of benefits and trade-offs).
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>>174956796
>Lucio and Winston
>bad for the PvE

Lucio's my go-to healer, speeding people to the points and AoE heals is very helpful, plus his boop is great for Detonators. Winston's great for Slicer and Nulltrooper mobs and shoving away Detonators, especially if a Mercy's boosting his damage.

>did a match with me as Winston, a Mercy, a Zenyatta, and an Orisa
>Orisa shielded everyone else and Zen did the majority of healing and Discorded, letting Mercy damage boost me and Orisa
>Nullsector bots melting left and right
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This game is puke. It plays like Blizzard literally hates fun. They went full retard on the balance. Fucking MOBAWATCH with ass maps at best.
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>>174956767
>>174956937
....then the entire point of his post his completely obsolete
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>>174956937
Dota2 has put more and more limitations to what you can get your money's worth (example: the international compendium, which is a supporter pack for their world championship had money goal rewards that would be granted to everyone who owned the compendiums. In one of the recent ones, they tried to make it so people would need to put additional money to actually unlock the unlocks. That was one of the few rare times the community actually got mad.) and they've been doing increasingly scummier things like actually putting adds in game and even during matches.
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>>174956937
CS:GO has the worst loot system there is little to no chance of getting a skin you want for a year of play
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>>174957061
Its going to get worse at the rate its going. Primarily because they nerf heroes based on diaper wearing moron cucks opinions.
Very soon no hero will do damage and the games will last one hour of overtime because nothing can kill anything.
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>>174948050
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>>174956481
Ive unlocked most of it in a less than 300 hrs.
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>>174955594
Waifus
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>>174957506
>Cosmetic, wearable waifus

I can't imagine what this would be like, but I want it.
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>>174957297
The fact that heroes like Junkrat have been complete dogshit for over a year now is a good sign that this Overwatch Team is a bunch of poop loving faggots.
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>>174948337
FtH against a Tracer

Shitter detected
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>>174957562
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>>174957361
Post proof. Also you should take into consideration that not everyone is a NEET.
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>>174957562
CSgo has waifu stickers you can put on your gun.
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>>174957703
>sniffing pantsu for 300hp

Perfect.
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>>174957703
>mfw there's a D.va poster in Hanamura
Oi, you avin' a giggle m8?
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>>174957752
No. Also wtf are you talking about that isnt even a lot of time you dumb gronk.
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>>174956276

>it's roadhog miss his hook when you're ulting with phara
>kill 5 of them before being sleep by Ana
>of course POTG, and everyone see his failure
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>>174956276
bad roadhog players make roadhog seem balanced
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Progress Check time, faggots.

How many points do you need to buy everything left?
>7970
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>>174956481
cosmetic content nobody really cares for
and you can only equip one skin anyway
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>>174957943
who /free/ here
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>>174958224
They said they are working on being able to mix and match skin components.
Inb4 that tf2 autist.
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>>174948345
>being this defective
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>Play mystery heroes for lootboxes because the mode is usually fun and uprising takes 22 hours
>Lost every single game for 6 hours straight
>Absolute dogshit rolls
>Enemy team is always 2/2/2 except for one time where they were a Rein, an Ana and 4 Bastions
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>>174956481
>make a game
>put in redundant content people can buy which doesn't affect game gameplay in any sense
>people still bitch about the price of said content

What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>174959031
>easy free lootboxes for three weeks
>the mode is boring as hell
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Forget all the balance wants and shit, what are some basic QOL improvements Blizzard can make to comp play in a hotfix patch?

>Can leave when the final round pause starts instead of having to wait for the defeat/victory splash
>Don't get queued with people you just queued with
>?
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>they didn't make a second pve map set at night with Blackwatch.
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>>174959095
A target this hero key. It could completely change the game.
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>>174954469
My gf went to diamond as a mercy main and came tumbling down to 2.9k again because turns out that the games stay the same in the promised land
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>>174959115
>can only play as genji, mccree or reaper

i wonder when we're gonna get the talon healer
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>>174959031
Mystery hero is way too frustrating as it is
They should make it so you keep your ult-o-meter on death
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>>174959115
That's for the next PvE.
Need a way to explain Genji going from Blackwatch to Overwatch look and McCree's arm.
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>mfw i got pinned by the rein but our roadhog hooked him away just before we hit a wall
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>>174959185
>diamond
>promised land

diamond is just plat but more shiny desu

masters is like diamond but more shiny
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>>174959660
i've gotten no sleep so i misread this as they have to explain genji taking mccree's arm and i was really confused for a second.
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is there anyway to play this game without my friends knowing? appear offline feature or maybe 3rd party shit to do it?
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>>174959748
different region
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mostlyred is a downs syndrome monkey
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>5 comp matches with leavers
i'm about to lose it
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The enemy has a leaveur.
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>>174959871
*stretchily blocks your path*
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>tfw your weekly comp victory allotment reset
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>>174959937
hey tracer what time is it
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4 average punks and 2 mouthbreathers vs. 4 mouthbreather and 2 quake pros, who wins?

4 average punks and 2 mouthbreathers.
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I do it for bleu (now creme)
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>grind boxes on uprising, normal difficulty
>pick winston
>the guy who picked bastion goes "gg fucking troll pick" and leaves the game
You'd think that PVE modes ON THE LOWEST POSSIBLE DIFFICULTY were safe from this meta-autism
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>>174960105
Well that depends, who are the Quake pros rolling with? How good is average? Bronze? Silver?
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>playing the high skill heroes and trying hard
>all undone by one stupid fuck on a low skill UP hero underperforming
>probably get blamed
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>>174960245
You cant even die on normal.
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>>174960245
I've literally won with 3 people and no healer on normal. I think it was Soldier, me as Sombra, and maybe Genji or Bastion?
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>>174960429
I did it with two
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>>174948050
Rip her clothes off her, put her on her knees and slide my cock into those sweet lips of hers and over her smooth wet toungue and throat fuck her. Then lay her down and suck and bite on her erect nipples before sliding my cock still wet from her saliva between those gorgeous plump breasts, push them together and titty fuck her. Move down and start kissing her breasts, then start moving lower kissing her entire body as I go. Finally getting to her pussy I lick all over her labia and then move my toungue into her slit sliding it up over her clit giving it little flicks with the tip of my toungue before pressing my lips against it and suck and lick her clit as she moans with pleasure, pushing my toungue deep into her hole feeling her wetness all over my face and tasting her sweet juices drinking them all up. She's thrusting her hips into my face now and with her hands in my hair she's pulling me further into her as I swirl my toungue all over her clit and in her pussy. She's moaning so loud and arching her back. She's cumming so hard it's coarsing down my throat. I pull away as she finishes and then taking my cock I push it hard into her ass letting her own juices act as lubricant. Her eyes go wide with a mixture of shock and sudden pain, but I don't hold back and fuck her ass hard! She's starting to enjoy it, her eyes ate stating into mine and then suddenly I blow a huge load into her ass. I pull out and she graciously cleans all the juices off my dick with her toungue.
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>>174960480
dude
are you okay
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>>174960280
average is choosing Zarya and can press shift/E while W+M1
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>>174951761
I suppose at least platinum, preferably master or higher.
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>>174952181
>ever telling anyone your gender online
>ever saying you're not a guy
Don't use voice chat if you're a girl. It's the only way to climb past GM.
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>>174957943
>>174958386
Fuck this. All i'm getting are player icons and duplicates of voice lines.
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>>174959793
Stop playing. Playing while tilted is bad for you and for your team mates. You salty cunt. Calm down before playing again.
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>Ana is still very overpowered
>Mercy is Q bot
>Zenyatta is mediocre at everything
>Lucio is mercy but with speed instead of Rez

Is support the most imbalanced class of characters in the game?
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Why is Zenyatta the most satisfying character in regards to hitting targets? Whenever I hit something it feels really good and impactful, but its much less so for any other hero
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>>174961232
>anyone ever using voice chat for anything but flanker callouts
Why?
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>>174960292

Skill is meaningless in this game. Any braindead shitter can accidentally gib a top 500 tournament player with all the stuns, instant kills, and overpowered ults.
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>Skins you'd like to see

Baseball-themed Zenyatta
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>join qp
>route 66 loads
>some reason no music
>hero select, chat and hud are gone
>just Tracer staring at me
>exit to desktop
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>>174961545

>50~ damage discord balls is satisfying
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>>174961513
No, Tanks are, and make it very easy for supports to feel insane. 3 tanks that can take 2 on 1 scenarios easily also synergize drastically with tanks, then they allowed Ana to take a backline with sleep dart being equivalent to guaranteed death on 200 hp heroes and creating a meta where biotic grenade is more powerful than most DPS ults.
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>>174961679
It's 150 DPS if you discord, which you almost always will, and more if you can land headshots
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>>174961648

Donky Kong Winston
Steelworker/Blacksmith Zarya
Vietnam Soldier
Clint Eastwood McCree
Lee Van Cleef McCree
Police Woman Phara
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WHEN DOES UPRISING EVENT END? HOW MANY HOURS DO WE HAVE LEFT?
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>>174961826
>Vietnam soldier
What, commando doesn't count?
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>>174961818

Except this is barrierwatch where Zenyatta will never be able to discord anything but the flanker who will shit on his face.
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>>174961552
>doing even that
"LOL GIRL GG RIP SR"
"LE KITCHEN"
>random friend requests
>Stalking
>send nudes or report
Never. Only in discord with my friends. I'll listen for callouts but I'll never use voice chat in Overwatch again.
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>>174961878

Something more GI. With a helmet and wood furnished rifle.
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>>174961893
Except this is a game full of mouthbreathing shitters who suck at staying behind barriers
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>>174961371
there's only so much water i can drink and so much stretching i can do before a game
>>174961830
may 1st
you literally could've check the OP and the battlenet client
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>>174961905

I feel bad for the occasional girl who actually isn't shit and not playing mercy.
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>>174961513
>zen
>mediocre
zen is very nearly as overpowered as ana
why do people not understand just how broken discord is
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>>174961998
Because people can't aim
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So does lag give an advantage in this game? Had an interesting game where I was dominating a team with high ping. It was like they couldn't hit me and I could pop my abilities off faster. At the same time landing shots was comically easy. Enemies were literally running into my shots and dying. I just picked everyone off the entire game.
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>>174961967
GM D.va main who can play Zen or Soldier as well.

I am shit at Mercy.
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>>174961998

20% is okay but he's hardly the God he used to be post buff. I preferred Zen when discord was 50% but he was made out of tin foil. Felt more high risk high reward.
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>>174961513
Let's not forget that one of the supports shouldn't even be classified as such
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>>174962115
It's 30%
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>>174961998
ye i started playing zen when going from mid masters to gm since things are not dying unless you discrod and call it in voicecoms
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>>174961513
>"I'm in silver but let me tell you how the game works": the post
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>>174961960
Sorry I'm retarded, I thought it was going to end today.

Have a cute Sombra
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>>174962263

>u said thing i dont like u r wood rank

At least fucking try.
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>>174962246
You're doing it wrong then. Use bio nade to deny heals. Ana is better at everything than zen, but you need your team to follow up on it. You can carry as Zen, but not as Ana. That's why bronze -> low platinum: Road
Plat-> high diamond: Zen
Low master-> GM: Ana.
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>>174962348
Didn't you post this exact same thing in the last thread, or is this a meme
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>>174962393

It's a meme response to a meme non argument. Shitposters get shitposted at.
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>Win a QP match relatively easy
>the enemy WM called the winning team all shit, we should all stop playing
>calls his own team shit, they were dead weight
>when told he didn't have medal for kills damage or anything worth while, says medals dont indicate skill
>tried to friend me to continue talking shit
What sort of QP beast have i stumbled into
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>>174962453
Don't post retarded shit if you don't want to get laughed at?

>>174962393
Probably just underage.

>>174962107
EU?
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>>174962453
>people who disagree with me are shitposters

t. bronze
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>>174962493
pls add
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>>174962514

>People who disagree with me are low rank

t. shitposter
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>>174962493
>Disney reaction image
The level of tumblr in this post is giving me convulsions
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>>174962308
that's a cute Sombra
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>>174962107
season 3 dva babbies baka
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>>174962493
a very special one
cherish it, for you may not see one like that ever again
i remember when i was playing genji and the enemy roadhog told me to turn off my ult charge hack
the fact that they were not trying to kill me as i was M2'ing my way in is nonwithstanding
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>>174962556
Well clearly you are if you honestly think Zenyatta is mediocre. You might as well just say "I can't aim so this hero is shit"
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>>174962513

>Don't post thing
>Thing bad
>Me not like thing
>People who post thing bad
>You bad for posting thing

Feel free to posses an argument at any time.
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>>174962624

Zenyatta is mediocre. He doesn't exist at higher levels of play because Winston will eat him and Ana denies his ultimate with her broken ass grenade.
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>>174962573
>snarky smug face from disney is worse than animoo

>>174962607
Is reporting for abusive chat actually effective now?
Also
>go symm
>people run into your sentries, try to out run them
>you walk up to them on backlines and zap them
>they don't focus you
>"Symm is so fucking broken"
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>>174962513
>EU
Yes.

>>174962493
I once met a guy in comp named "BestRagerEU" and the moment we got in game, he started going at us, screaming at us for being fucking shit. My friend started yelling back at him, all in good fun. They were yelling at each other all game while we swept 3-0. " Fuck you that was a fucking good shot, you fucking noob."
"NO FUCK YOU YOU ARE SHIT."
"FUCKING TEAM WHY DID THE ENEMY CAP YOU SHOULD ALL UNINSTALL"
>add him after the match
>messages me
>FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
>send "I love you"
>sends me <3

I have since left low master behind me but I sometimes miss it for the bantz.
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>>174962696
but zen wins the 1v1
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>>174962493
>play with a friend as Hanzo
>Another Hanzo main takes this as a challenge and checks my profille
>"OMG HANZO UR HACKING HOW CAN YOU HAVE 100% ACCURACY"
>tfw backfilled once and only hit a rein shield
>he purposely left the game so he can spectate
>"nah I know you're not hacking you're noob" in all chat
>Suddenly get multiple dinks for PotG
>"He's hacking!" in all chat again

Name is DARK something. Children should really stop playing this game.
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>>174962606
The joke is I barely played comp in season 3 and I was gold in S3. I grinded up to GM recently. D.va really could use a damage buff though. Been playing D.va since June 2016, before the defense matrix toggle buff.
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>>174962709
are you your friend
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>>174962732

>Monkey leaping in without a barrier
>Or a Tracer fuckbuddy
>Or an Ana keeping him alive 80 km away

Winston alone is a shit Winston who loses to everything. It's never a 1v1 with Winston.
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>>174962696
Except he does exist. He might not be picked all the time but he is certainly by no means mediocre. Discord is incredibly powerful and a Zenyatta who can actually aim is a force to be reckoned with
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>>174962795
What? No I don't use voice chat, but I'm always listening and typing. (Only while dead or waiting in spawn)
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>>174962708
don't know but a lot of raging dudes i play with on the reg have been getting chat silenced so it seems to be working
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>>174962771

Dva and Winston both need changes to separate them further away from each other in terms of playstyle.
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>>174962848
but you have a team too and roadhog is in almost every game
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>>174961998
>>174962041
Discord is nothing compared to Biotic Grenade.
Takes 30% of DPS HP instantly *and* can't be healed for 5 seconds?
There's just no comparison. A biotic grenade and a Winston Jump and a half second of zap, and that target is guaranteed to be dead.

Not so with Discord.

Zenyatta just doesn't have "it" like Ana does.
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>>174962892
But they are completely different characters. I also play Winston in dive comps and they play fundamentally different. D.va stays mostly behind Rein to complement his shield, allowing him to recharge and soak up projectiles and ultimates. You charge after damaged or squishy targets, boop people off the high ground and soak up damage for the most part. WInston is more about engaging, diving into the enemy. The only thing D.va and Winston have in common is that they both have high mobility so they counter Widowmaker. But Winston is much better at that than D.va.
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Why do I get so damn salty at this game anymore.
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>>174963035
yeah if you try to play like a winston as dva you just feed uncontrollably
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>>174963091
no fuckin clue i think its because you cant instantly see who is playing like shit just from looking at the scoreboard so people fling shit in all directions. Ow is definitely more toxic than league dota or csgo.
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>>174963114
She's still extremely viable imo, I just wish her damage nerf was reverted. My averages went from 18k to 13k since the nerf
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>3 non-standard maps
I hope this means we'll get a dedicated CTF map
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>>174963490
We need more elims maps. Ecopoint is boring as hell visually.
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>>174963624
Yeah, hopefully they throw you 1v1 / 3v3 cucks a bone too. But my favourite arcade mode is CTF, and at least one map specifically designed for it would be nice
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>>174963035
As long as D.Va isn't getting shut down by Roadhog, D.Va doesn't have to play that way at all. I get in games with a regular GM autismo D.Va

>they flank for corners
>Booster and zip right to point blank, stopping before knockback and being literally 0.1m away
>rip head off with M1
>Defense Matrix back out to the corner

we're talking 0.7 second TTK executions

Essentially deleting heroes like a mobile Roadhog, or playing like Reaper wish he could.

Winston does NOTHING like D.Va at all. They function entirely different.
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>>174963657
>1v1 /3v3 cucks
But I play every game mode. Mystery heroes, CTW, QP, 3v3, and mostly comp. We made a ton of custom games too.

One of my favorites is
"Bassie en de geslepen oni" (meme name)
It's a game mode where there's a 1200hp 1.5x speed roadhog fighting a team of 3-4 Genjis with 0.3x speed and shift on a 2 second cooldown. It's pretty neat.
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>>174963869
I meant it in an endearing way. I'm still yet to join an actually good custom game to be honest.
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>>174963814
>The only thing D.va and Winston have in common is that they both have high mobility so they counter Widowmaker.

I know reading is hard anon, but you should really give it a shot before you reply to posts.

>>174963996
The trick is to play with your friends and think of retarded stuff.
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>>174960480
good luck titty fucking her with the accelerator in the way lmao
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If Ana's grenade was changed to fully heal all allies in it's radius and instantly kill all enemies too it really wouldn't be that much stranger than it already is. She's that fucking broken.
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>>174964154
You're not wrong.
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>>174962858
the way its written is weird, because it assumes you ("messages me")
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reminder that nexus challenge 2.0 starts today
who's ready to grind out 15 more games of HOTS for a single OW skin
i'm not
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>Mercy invincible while rezzing

HOLY
FUCKING
CANCER
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>no mage character with a variety of single target and AoE spells

seriously how did they miss this opportunity? like some mage that excels in small chokes, rooms and halls with AoE shit and one or two abilities for bigger damage on single targets
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>>174964154
>Ana is broken meme
She's B tier now kid.
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>>174964303
Did they announce a skin already?
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>>174964275
He messaged me because I added him, yeah.
What's weird about that?
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>>174964082
I wasn't replying just to you, I was adding to the entire string of D.Va vs. Winston discussion, and ways to effectively play D.Va.
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>>174964349
They've no doubt thought about it, but can't make a hero that plays differently enough compared to everyone else to have a niche for themselves.
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>>174964421
not exactly announced but HOTS Zarya just got a Hanamura (Oni) skin
safe to assume that if they give a OW skin for nexus challenge it will probably be this one
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>>174964382

I understand using brain cells to formulate an opinion instead of regurgitating a chart is difficult but try to hear me out.

Her grenade is overpowered in every way imaginable. She has a stun that guarantees your death. She has no range limitation and doesn't fear flankers. She is the best support in all situations.
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>>174964382
>D.Va now getting picked more than Rein

I seriously hope this would finally get the people crying for a D.Va buff to fuck off.
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>>174964349
Mei. Is the Meige durr
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>>174964442
I suppose ye. I barely see other D.va mains in GM, tho. She's not that good at the highest levels of play. But she's just so fun to play and rewarding if you can actually win. I tickled top 500 earlier this month. Feels good.
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>>174962493
>Teammate points out to our widow that she shouldn't stand out in the open against another widow who's in cover and has been destroying us all game
>Widow absolutely loses it
>OHHHHHH WOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SAY THAT
>The tard tantrum is incoming
>Keeps shouting "nigger" into the mic
>I'm trying my best not to laugh
>He's so fucking angry

He didn't even sound like a kid either. How the fuck do grown ass adults get so angry at video games?
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>>174964382
UN-FREAKING-NERFABLE
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>>174964519
More likely her thunderguard skin. There was a post saying she was next for a good skin.
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>>174964519
I find it silly to have a Zarya skin related to Hanamura or even with the Shimada. Maybe we'll get that or maybe one of the Hanzo skins Jeff mentioned in the forums.
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>>174964595
Hey, lookie there.
>250k views
I doubt you were in this game and you probably just saw this video and thought it would be a funny post but that was pretty hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

Fun fact: he got kicked from his e-sports team.
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>>174964382
You think Reaper will get more game time the further the season goes? It's kind of unlikely, but I'm hopeful. I think the only way he'll get some place in this season is when they nerf Roadhog in some form or another.
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>>174964657
I was joking about it. Everybody knows what happened.
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>>174964747
Sure kid.
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>>174964657
Whats peaking and why is it bad?
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>>174964721
Roadhog has been nerfed like 50 times now.

Leave my guy alone!
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>>174964560
That's because GM is oppressive Roadhog land.
Literally cannot play D.Va with a non-retarded Roadhog on the other team. And if there is any upside to playing Roadhog, there aren't enough downsides to be punished for it.
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>lucio with silver kills
>hog with gold

Why are DPS players so bad
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>>174964721

They are not nerfing roadhog. They reworked his hook which is way more work than a straight nerf so it's not gonna happen.
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>>174964804
I honestly doubt they'll be dishing any more Roadhog nerfs anytime soon. I feel like any nerf on his damage output would be suicide for him. Maybe a rework on Reaper?
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>>174964797
When you know there's an enemy widow and you peek your head out when she has her ult up you're just asking to be headshot. Especially at GM/top 500 level.
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>>174964826
They buffed lucio to be better than dps
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>>174964721
>Pick Reaper
>They pick one of his 18 counters.
>Reaper is forced to switch or lose

nooope
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>>174964826
wrong picture
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>>174964797
supposedly he was playing against a aimbotting Widow
peeking is merely standing out to take shots and then retreating
dude was just asking to be killed honestly
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>>174964875
Oh ok but i hear this term used a lot for strafing around corners and wondered if there was actually a big downside to it. Even when there is no sniper around.
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>>174964721
When I'm playing Reaper, the ability to heal without having to stop is already enough reason to pick him over Hog. But that's just me.

If I have to say what seems to be the problem with Reaper is that he's a little team dependent depending on the map. But I honestly don't think that's a significant enough weakness to make him need a major buff.
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>>174964954
it doesn't quite work on OW since there's a lot of ways to get around peeking
other shooter games tend to restrict the player so you have to peek to win some fights
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>>174964913

>Reaper is tank buster class
>Cannot kill Rein before he gets fucked with hammer unless he skirts hammer range
>Gets fucked by armor
>Gets fucked by anything with mobility
>Gets fucked by roadhog
>Teleporting takes twenty minutes
>Wraith just lets enemies reload so they can kill you afterwords
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>>174964954
Peeking it usually fine and even necessary depending on the situation but in this case it was dumb since he was playing against a high level widow who had her ult so she'll just see you about to leave cover and have the headshot lined up.

The argument was that Widow was cheating but that makes it worse, if the Widow has already been doing well enough to suspect you of that then you should definitely not be peeking.
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>>174964826
Because you're in gold, senpai.

>>174964823
Roadhog is free ult charge once he used his hook. Never stand in hook range of him while it's up> When I hear the hook sound I instantly jump on hog, use DM to block his hook combo and start pelting into him with the teammate I just saved. Works every time 60% of the time.
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https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com/en-us/
so, is anyone here actually in the top 100 of their countries?
i'm missing mine by 20 sr
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>>174965160
Why can't I get out of gold
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>>174965160

Hog can toss the hook across most sightlines in this game senpai. If you're playing overwatch then you're in hook range.
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>>174964382
Dva's really picked that much?
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>>174965070
>they buff Reaper
>teleportation takes twice as fast
>invulnerable while teleporting
>cooldown remains the same
>you can now float vertically with wraith form when holding down the jump key
>movement speed increased by %20 in wraith form

Would that help reaper become more flexible?
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>>174965308
D.va and Winston are picked all the time now, yeah. Merits of the dive comp I guess.
Also teams are starting to use triple dps/winston comps now.
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>>174965317

Faster wraith speed and shorter teleport time would be enough. Both of his abilities are shit currently.
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>>174965308
Team wants to run divecomp nominally
Other team tries to take an edge by using pharmercy or Soldier:76(nano visor), divecomp team trades 1 DPS for D.Va. D.Va also gets slightly raised pickrate numbers due to last point stalling.
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>>174964303
reminder that I download HotS last time for the nexus challenge but never bothered even booting
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>>174965317
>Remove Roadhog
>Is Reaper possibly viable now?
>yes.

ftfy
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>>174965508

>Wraith is now togglable
>Can wraith while hooked

I just removed roadhog.
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>new at game
>play a lot of mercy to get a grasp of how game looks and works
>simple enough, time to practice some heroes
>get back on mercy, ur useless
>shit on mercy
>team bullies me into playing her or just hotmics like retards

Wew lad.. it's like they just look at hours played rather than actual preformance
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>>174965426
Indeed both of his abilities are shit.
He needs more mobility to be able to stay at the ridiculously close range he need to be to deal damage and get out without dying.
If his teleportation was nearly instant at least when you casted it and you could move/attack after the cast without delay to get in and start attacking paired with a speed or vertical movement buff to his wraith form to get out, he would be pretty good I guess.
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>>174964826
>Hog has gold elims?!?!
Why can't people understand the Roadhog is DPS?

>>174965245
Dunno
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>>174965317
Speeding up teleport would be nice. Invulnerability during teleport would help, but not that much, it wouldn't change anything at all in most cases. Floating vertically would be too strong though, but the 20% movement speed in wraith would be good.

All of these would help, but probably not enough to bring him into the meta. Soul Globes is the one thing that makes Reaper more valuable than Hog, because he has no downtime in the middle of a team fight. If Soul Globes dropped after a target has taken 150 damage instead of when they die, he'd be the premier hero for punishing tank heavy lineups that also run Ana.

Mobility isn't really that big of a problem depending on the map.
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>>174965682

If teleport was more like Genji dash where reaper could just quickly scoot where he needed to be he would be so much better.
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>>174965707
Hog is not dps. He's a big smelly balloon whose job it is to feed our mercy and the entire enemy team their ults.
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>>174965589
literally all he needs in the toggle
then he can dodge the hook and punish the cooldown, and if he fails to dodge to hook he can just stay wraith and run, its a win-win scenario
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>>174965657
>current competitive season
>200 hours played
I'm a 5-star loser, and even I think that sounds excessive.
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>about to get hooked
>I can already see Roadhog's assumed shit-eating grin from behind that mask
>it's deflected as a barrier pops up in front of me out of thin air
>"Please stand behind the barrier."
>cap the objective and kill that fucker

I don't know who you are, but thank you for keeping me alive for just long enough to capture the objective you beloved robot centaur lady.
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>>174965794
>not dps
>delet hero m1, delet hero m2
>delet hero sniper hook
>everyones getting deletd ult
>not dps
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>>174965794
That's not how anyone good play's Hog. Hog can go wander off alone knowing that it takes 2+ non-hogs to focus him down and he's still likely to hook and take one with him. Then he turns a corner, presses shift, deletes somebody, and corner peaks M2s, rinse, repeat. Does he still need help? Ana darts him up from across the map.
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>Reinhardt can now ride Orisa into battle
Orisa fixed
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>>174965245
Because you're not gud yet senpai. Also you're playign a healer. Pick Zen. He's fucking amazing. He melts tanks and heals at the same time. You just gotta get used to his projectiles. But he has no damage falloff, so you can outsnipe widows even (very satisfying feel)
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>>174965794
He not only demolishes heroes he also fucks up barriers.
Hog is one of the best dps heroes you can pick in the game right now.
I'm glad because I love playing hoggy.
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>>174965245
Probably because
>You don't play tank
>You don't play DPS
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>>174966107
>Orisa can mount bastion on her back
There now she's meta.
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>>174965657
>200 (two hundred) hours of comp
>2600 SR
HOW THO
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>>174966114
I've tried zen a bunch, I just don't like how vulnerable he is. Dude is made of paper. Lucio on the other hand has the self healing and mobility to kill things and not die.
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>genji is flying around like a fly being annoying in general
>just smash his ass with my hammer+fire strike combo
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How to buff Orisa?
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>>174966236
first season I play, started a few days after it begun
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>>174966357
>Zenyatta can now hide inside her robo vagina
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>>174965796
Roadhog can still oneshot him.
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>>174966387
Did you not read what I said?
TWO HUNDRED? (200)
That is more time than I have in total and I'm in low GM.
I've played since launch and have less play time.
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>"could you switch off symmetra, we don't need her"
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>>174952415

pls b my cute anime gf
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>>174966236
People aren't that good at video games
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>>174966471
>mfw I have the voice line "I don't think so." just for this reason
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>>174966464
maybe you're better at shooters, I've been fairly close to masters now, game isn't perticularely hard, I haven't played any quick play either, spent every minute of this game after lvl25 in competitive
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>>174966236
it's not that bad dude, i have like 700~ hours (lvl 688) and i've been in diamond since s1
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>>174966024
This tactic is fine up until the enemy team has a Rein, or is at least semi decently communicating and not playing with crap positioning. At which point, it's a bad idea to try to solo flank as Hog.

That being said, even following basic callouts and communication is something you won't see until you're in the 4000+ SR range. So you're pretty a-okay up until that point.
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>>174966652
I'm fucking shit at shooters. The only shooters I've ever been good at are Q-pang (dead game of a forgotten age), Splatoon (lol) and Overwatch. Because they're so casual friendly.
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>>174966652
do not reply to twitch meme kids with reason
he's just trying to insult you
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>>174965317
>powercreeping the game

this is why retards shouldn't make suggestions. Just look at Soldier after they game him some buffs.
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>>174966107
>breach first point of Eichenwalde
>just as your team enter's the gate you hear a muffled familiar tune
>it's David Hasselhoff's Night Walker
>Reinhardt riding Orisa jumps down from the top of the Eichenwalde bridge

Would you pursue or ignore entirely?
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>>174966709
ah, well to give you perspective, this is my frist shooter ever, and I started the season out at 900sr, that's an indicator of how good I was when I hit lvl 25
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>>174966659
Nice lie because diamond wasn't even a thing in S1.

>>174966652
By the way, low diamond =/= close to masters.
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>>174966836
the equivalent of diamond in s1, rank 60~.
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>>174966796
What server do you play on? EU or NA?

>>174966957
Ehh, I'd say 65+ is diamond. 70+ master, 80+ GM.
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>>174966783
What do you mean?
Are you complaining about one of the few dps heroes that can still do dps?
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>>174966678
wrong. ex:
Numbani point A, on Attack. Roadhog just takes bottom route to the point, regardless of what his team does. Anyone need to touch the point to contest? Get picked. Anyone trying to reposition from the balcony to any other location? Get picked. Anyone want to flush out Roadhog? Well lose your position and follow roadhog into his rape chamber. Can't Reinhardt your way out of that.
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>>174967006
Almost no one was 80+ in S1.
Now a lot of people are GM.
You can't divide by 5 and call them equivalents.
Doesn't work like that.
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>3v3
>people instalock genji and hanzo
>they die in 5 seconds
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>>174967006
EU
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>>174967181
>Numbani
>Hog just takes bottom route
>Regardless of what his team does
>Attack
>Can't Reinhardt your way out of that

I'm sorry you've never played against a competent team. Or should I congratulate you on that instead? Who knows.
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>>174967245
That's exactly how it worked tho. ur just bad ecks dee. Top 500 was mostly 80+ btw, look at the stats my negroid.
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>tfw taking tips from this thread and upping my support game
>tfw coming back from a MAJOR loss streak
>upped my win ratio from 30 to 43 percent
>about to hit gold

I'm scared my matches have been going so well and I have a feeling its going to end soon but I've been getting good teammates recently to nano, and finishing up discords and diving point so I can res.
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>>174967310
I play EU, my SR is 3300-ish and I main tank/support. Want to queue up together in comp? You seem like a chill person. Tag is Spooky#22141

Can't really play right now but I can usually play in the evenings.
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>>174966464
You've played since launch and have less hours than 200? You mustn't play very often
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>>174967595
I play a lot of other games as well. I have about 170 hours I think. That's a lot imo. 2000 hours in TF2 tho.
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>>174967551
>5 digit bnet
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>>174967374
I was rank 78 and got the top 500 spray.
>>
>play competitive
>I REMEMBER YOU
>I HATE YOU
>IM GONNA TROLL
>HAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET TO DIAMOND NOW

?????

I have no idea what I did to make the guy so mad
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>>174967703
Don't bully my bnet tag, I have a big number because of my big penis.

>>174967741
S1 top 500 was based off MMR, not SR.
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>>174964540
yeah mei is very close actually to whatever mage idea i had
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>>174967703
My BNet tag is also 5 digits. Any problem with that, bro?
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>>174967820
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>>174967880
is this shopped?
>>
The last hero you played as is now crying on your shoulder, how fucked are you
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>>174967880
:^)
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>https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com/en-gb/

top 32 qualified for overwatch World Cup
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>>174967950
>Genji
I don't usually do prolonged physical contact with my bros, but I'd allow it this one time
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>>174967996
>mfw Vizility is the only reason the Netherlands is on that list.
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>Having fun playing Overwatch.
>Come to realization that it's essentially a game of which team gets some muffed cunt that insists on playing Genji Hanzo or Widow despite having the aim of a chimp with cerebral palsy.
>>
>tfw you remember that there are people that actually play overwatch on console
>they might even be in this thread
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>>174968074
QC mate
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>>174968049
>Forgetting about 2ez
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>>174968193
Who?
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>Get matched w Top500 Tracer
>Never kills Healers
>Never has a successful Ult
>Enemy Supports have 2 ults we're forced to fight through every push
>Blames us for loss
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>>174968363
Used to play dps for FaZe
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>>174968424
Link to overbuff profile?
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>>174967785
>>174967820
I would never add certified newbies, what with their 5 digit bnets, to my exclusive friends list.

Captcha: CHILD STREET
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>>174968452
No idea, I just know he was pretty good.
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>>174968516
Can't find him so I don't know why you made that comment in the first place. Vizility was at 4650 last week and is top 10 EU or something. He has some insane Genji plays.
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>>174967950
There there Lena, it'll be alright
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>>174968125
if i wanted to play stillborn games i would be playing for honor
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>>174967996
>have 100 SR more than what is needed to qualify for sweden
>no mails or anything, no invite

whatever the fuck?
>>
>My games are becoming progressively more relaxed and less cancerous as I drop from diamond to plat
>People picking whatever
>less awful nanaboosts ruining the fun

Why does anyone complain about this rank?
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>>174967950
I don't think Roadhog cries.
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>>174968605
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/TwoEasy?mode=competitive

Found him, not as high as I thought he would be. Pretty great hitscan player though.
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>>174963000
Ana being completely broken and unnerfable because kids will cry at every attempt doesn't make Zenny mediocre.
Zenyatta shits on Mercy from afar, actually saves team mates before they die and does a ton of damage.

Biotic grenade? That shit's offensive usage should be removed from the game entirely.
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>>174968674
Battleborn.
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Bloodhardt > Blackhardt
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>>174968678
WHY DID THEY IGNORE ME
WHERE IS MY WORLDCUP INVITE
REEEEEEEEE
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>>174968943
Bundeswehr > bloodhardt
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>>174968943
obviously
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>>174969032
Lieutenant Wilhelm>Bundeswehr
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>hurry to defend the point from a cap
>quadruple kill with reaper ultimate
>intense 1v2 against the survivors
>wonder why your teammates are taking so long to get back
>win the 1v2 and still alone as the first of the 4 you already killed are on the way back
>solo kill 2 more when someone on your team finally catches on you're currently re-enacting the movie 300
>that one guy shows up to help you and the 2 of you hold the point for the last 30 seconds
>The other 4 idiots on your team are confused on how they've just won

this game is painful
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>>174969130
Griefhardt > every skin in the game
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>People actually play mystery heroes aka rng wins the mode
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>>174969332
nah, there is an easier way to get my 3 lootboxes now
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>>174968717
Might be luck of the draw. The worst ones are the ones that think they don't belong in that rank.
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>>174966114
I just wish they would removed the FUCKING STUPID CAMERA JIGGLE. That shit misaligns your crosshair and has nothing to do in a fucking multiplayer/comp game.
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>>174969332
>people STILL whine about mystery heroes in /owg/
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How can you love your waifu if you can't even get potg as her?
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>>174969567
what camera jiggle?
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>>174969721

Ive got potg loads with Sombra when I used to main her.
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>>174969292
Balderich > Griefhardt
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>>174969721
Sorry Somblebomble, I can't even get kills with you
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Anybody got any ana videos? They don't have to be nessicarily top 100 KR shit just some good diamond and hell even plat games as long as the person is doing well. I want to see whats the gameplan with ana and where to stand how to move and position. I'd appreciate it for any support really.
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>>174969919
maybe you should stand near your giant tanks that protect you from damage
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>>174969332
>he still thinks mystery heroes is rng
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>>174969919
seagull started learning support, yesterday he was playing ana, check his vods on tiwtch.
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>que up for comp
>pick soldier
>enemy has a phara
>kill her all the time asside from 2-3
>the seconed she kills a healer/dps/tank i always get screamed on at mic
>SHIT SOLDIER WHY ISNT PHARA 100% OF THE TIME DEAD YOUR SO BAD HOW ARE YOU DIAMOND
I just pick dont fucking pick mccree or soldier now because of this shit
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>>174969919
Watch mendokusaii
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>>174970002
I know that smartass maybe I got stupid. Even though I got really good advice here doesn't mean this will be the case every time.

I tried doing this and got killed by firestrike too thats why I asked. I also need a place to stand when a tank gets a pick/gets charged so I can heal and help stop the push.

>>174970128
>Watching a skilled player learning while learning myself

Sounds crazy but maybe crazy enough to work. Thanks.
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>finally get an uprising legendary
>torbjorn's ironclad skin
>never play torbjorn
>finally get another legendary 8 crates later
>chief engineer lindholm
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>>174970372

I have got almost all of the uprising skins except the one I actually want (McCree).
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>Play Widowmaker for like the second time ever
>Get an achievement
>Play Genji for like the fourth time ever
>Get an achievement
What the fuck is going on
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>>174967950
>Winston

ow my shoulder
like fuck how does Tracer deal with this god damn
>>
>Play 5 CTF games
>Insta loss
>Insta loss
>Disconnect
>Half the team quits after 1 flag loss
>Insta loss
Oh hey, I remembered why I don't play arcade
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>>174970885
All achievements are easy to get except for The Floor is Lava and Rapid Discord.
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I'm legitimately new to team based shooters, so this is a genuine question

Why the fuck is everyone so confrontational even to their own teams, even on joke modes like Random Heroes?

Yeah, it's the internet, people are assholes, but are you not here, in this team based game, to be playing as a team? I am.
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>>174971143
god i wish that were me
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>>174971197
lol
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>>174971143
Fukn sauce.
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>>174971143
Lord have mercy
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>>174971223
>>174971227
>>174971232
That's a man.
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>>174971163
>tfw almost got Rapid Discord once
>was one second off
>this was back in August
>have never gotten close since then
>Zenyatta's my second most used character
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>>174971197
Why do you think team based games became popular and solo competitive games are dead?

It's because team based games allow you to blame all of your losses on teammates so that you never have to psychologically confront your own flaws. The poor team attitude is just that in action. You'll notice people start blaming&flaming the moment the game goes south. You lose 1 team fight and suddenly "DO WE REALLY NEED A HANZO??????" It's almost funny how immediate the "feel frustrated->blame team" reflex is.
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>>174971134
Tracer clings onto him like a baby gorilla for comfort.
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>>174971338
Doesn't matter, FUKN SAUCE.
What are you, new?
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>>174971338
..okay?
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It's so exhausting to see tryhards screech over not having a Reinhardt, then having some tool of a support main switch off to be a Reinhardt and play it absolutely terrible.

Listen, Reinhardt is good, but he's not mindless. You have to actually understand the fucking game to make him work, and you have to have a team that makes sense to make it work. If you have a Pharah, Genji, and Tracer, Mercy, and Ana, you need to shut up and play Winston. Not start looking for two people to play Reinhardt, Lucio, and Zarya while you play Soldier:76 for attacking Numbani point A.
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>>174971538

I hate the feeling of people wanting him later the same people who don't stay behind my fucking shield
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>>174971471
>>174971502
That means you're gay.
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>>174950778

Boy how that picture fell out of meta real quick.
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>>174971538
The best is when a team of 5 Offense heroes is screeching that nobody is healer or tank
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>>174971197
Problem is that you are forced to play with all sorts of losers. If the game offered tools to form clans, no one would bitch about anything, because all cooperative players would simply join clans.

>>174971354
Teambased games are popular because it's fun to play with friends, that's all there is to it.
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>>174971670
>muh black and white
>not being bi master race
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>>174971738
No, u
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>>174971670
Actually bisexual.
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>>174969919
Look for Skyline on YouTube. He's got some nice VODs on Ana. Even reviewed console gameplay which was actually useful for all platforms.
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why are some people this retarded?
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>>174971861
>>174971870
Go back to /pol/
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>>174971861
>>174971870
Just kidding, it's a woman. Now you're a fag for no reason! :^)
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>>174971898
I think you are retarded, if a handful of matches back in season 2 counts as "playing competitive"...
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Where can I learn to wallride as Lucio?
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>>174972137
Everyone on 4chan is a fag, so nothing new
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>>174971413
someone draw this, it sounds adorable
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>>174972137
Plot twist: if it was a guy it would have been less gay.
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>>174972395
KING'S ROW
I
N
G
S
R
O
W
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>>174972240
press F1 while playing Lucio
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>>174972442
Amsterfuckingdamn, nigga.
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>>174972616
shoo shoo seajew
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>>174947762
Why did she kill him?
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>>174972772
Brainwashing
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>>174972217
Would be true,until he said nope to that too
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>>174972809
Why, not how.
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>>174972712
stop cyberbullying me
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>>174971797
>Teambased games are popular because it's fun to play with friends, that's all there is to it.
completely false. The supermajority of players queue alone most of the time.

Team games are popular because you can shift blame to non-self influences. That's all there is to it.
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>>174972998
Its both, even if you do not play with your friends you want to play the same game.
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>>174971163
Floor is Lava is easy to cheat though.
>pick any map you can fall off
>boop someone
>run to the nearest wall and wall ride as the elimination pops up
>repeat
It will still require a lot of play time and attempts but then all such achievements do
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>>174973186
you could play the same 1v1 game with your friends
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>>174971914
>he thinks /pol/ would support such degeneracy
>he thinks /vg/ isn't /pol/'s board
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>>174972868
That's not even a "how"
Anyhow it's because Gerard was an important person in Overwatch and Talon needed him gone
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is it worth it to call out opponents cooldowns and focus targets when playing zen in shitter elo. Do my teammates get anything out of it if i communicate.
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>>174973376
Playing on the same team with up to 5 friend , vs playing 1v1.
Its not even close.
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>>174973465
More than if you didn't. It's good practice for the higher ranks
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Someone please help me get out of Bronze
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>>174973513
we already established that we were talking about not playing with your friends try to follow the conversation
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>>174973586
Yes. Add me on discord Meemheer
#0443
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>>174973636
Thank you.
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>>174963197
I'd disagree on dota.
After 2K hours of dota it's physically impossible to get angry at Overwatch. Literally the worst thing that can happen is you spend like, what, ten minutes knowing you've already lost? Compared to losing at the hero picking phase and knowing you're stuck in here to watch a predictably devolving scenario play out over the course of a soul crushing hour as howling pack of Peruvian feeders screams at every other person in the game on a north American server despite a server having been literally set up in their fucking country because not even Mexicans can stomach them.
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>Just want The Widow, Genji and Mercy skins
>Get Ironclad Torb, Tracer and Orisa plus 2 non event legendaries that I hate
goddamit
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>>174973624
>you could play the same 1v1 game with your friends
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>>174973772
yes you are still playing the same FUCKING VIDEO GAME although you are not actually playing WITH THEM

this was the distinction you illiterate moron
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>>174973884
You can but its not the same you moron.
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>>174973679
I don't see an invite, can you find it?
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>>174974038
no fucking shit but previously the other guy (or was it you?) argued that despite the fact that people mostly play solo, the game being a team game still matters because the friends play the same game (for some reason???)

if you are not actually playing with your friends together when that does it matter if the game itself is team based or not
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>>174973741
I dunno it's pretty soul crushing to spend half an hour on 5 rounds of KotH only to lose because of some bullshit. Especially if it's a reverse sweep
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A giant gorilla! Just like in those old video games!
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>I'm not good, not bad..
>I'm your huckleberry
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>>174974216
Maybe most of the time you cant, play with your friend, different schedules etc, but when you can you want to.
Obviously if do not play whit anyone it does not matter.
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>>174974294
I'm going to rape Hana
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>>174973772
>"who is your favorite party member in baldur's gate 2?"

You're achieving the desired effect but not playing the game in the same room on the same console.
Anyway you're just side stepping. Playing in groups of friends is a small component of why people choose team games.

I don't know how you can deny that shifting blame to teammates is the #1 reason people play these games. It allows you to participate in competition but also never confront your faults. It's the best of every world and that's why it's psychologically addictive. You can see evidence that I'm right in every game you play. Every lobby has multiple people on both teams bitching the exact moment their team encounters hardship. It is a hard, ingrained reflex. Encounter frustration->IMMEDIATELY divert it to teammates. And what's more, you're only seeing the most angry players who are so angry they feel compelled to say something to the teammate. You can bet that everyone on that team is angry and frustrated, but only the top 20% are angry enough to say anything. The less angry 80% are still mentally blaming their teammates and doing other rationalizations that allow them not to confront their own faults.

You can also see evidence that I'm correct in posts like "I'm 2,500 but all my teams are shit and that's why I'm not diamond"

The evidence is all around you but still you deny it. And you have no evidence that grouping with friends is the reason people play. If that were true, then team-based co-op games would have revolutionized the online-but-not-competitive subgenre of games in the same way, but it clearly has not.
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>>174973745
I also got fucking ultraviolet in the next chest. FUCK OFF. JUST GIVE ME A SINGLE SKIN I WANT
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>>174974541
Not him, but have this turtle.
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>>174974715
Thanks, I like animals.
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D.Va has a big floppy cock!
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>>174961648
Formal eveningwear jazz musician Lucio

I just want better Lucio skins in general, he's far and away my favorite hero but none of his skins interest me
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>>174953885
I said almost exactly what you said on the official blizzard forum and got a perma-ban for it :(
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>>174967950
>Bastion
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>>174961648
Speedo Roadhog

but I've seem to have lost the pic
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>>174961648
Maid uniform Tracer. She's already referenced it before.
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>>174975182
When
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>>174975228
HotS. It's a Downton Abbey reference but I don't give a fuck.
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>>174961648
Obligatory.
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>>174974929
That's not how spandex works. Unless for some reason the Korean military built in a dick pouch to their pilot suits
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>>174964954
It's literally just peeking around corners. Are you ESL, anon-kun?
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How is this thread 9 hours old?
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>>174971898
you're a lil bit pathetic bud
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>>174975615
The Splatoon thread is 11 days old.
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>>174975615
NA sleeps, no waifu spam or degenerecy, only civilized and game related discussions.
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>>174964382
>lucio still on top

They're never getting rid of us.

I shouldn't actually celebrate this, I'm a gold shitter so all the nerfs the pros ignore might actually hurt me.
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>>174975743
WAKE UP
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>>174951412
>do 3v3
>Some faggot chooses Hanzo
>gets killed by the Mercy on the other team in first two rounds
>third round switches to Widow
>lose game 3-0

x D
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>>174975743
Shame
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>>174975419
this zarya
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>>174961648
PLEASE. I BEG YOU
>>
>Constant loses
>Pick Mei
>Freezing supports
>Sniping people in defence
>Destroying those chokepoints where people do nothing with ult and wall
>Climb all the way to 2400 SR from 1700
Does she only work vs scrubs or am I just good at Mei ? Either way i'm riding this donkey till it's past dead
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>>174967950
>lucio

stop it man that's gay
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>>174976093
that's how you'd react if lil frogger cried on your shoulder? what the fuck is wrong with you anon
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>>174975738
Well no shit, women have lower instances of autism.
>>174975923
The best part is that her ass is canon.
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>>174976093
can't stop won't stop
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>>174967950
>Mei
Too fat
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>>174975314
Pic?
>>
>Your rendering device has been lost
>>
Mei is an S tier 3 v 3 choice. Prove me wrong.
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>>174976125
>>174976186
Like I'd be glad to be a supportive friend and help him talk through his shit but that level of contact's gay
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>>174976141
Bumping a deadass thread about a deadass game every few hours is the pinnacle of autism.
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>>174947598
I'm shit at OW, and I play it for Mercy.

I'm the problem.
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>>174976209
Picture of what? The most I can give you is a link to the voice line, m8 https://youtu.be/Br8wXEwfpJs?t=42
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>>174976225
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN
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>>174976339
being gay isn't contagious anon. does that mean if you had a son you'd never hug him or comfort him?
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>>174976496
Blood is different.
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>>174976496
Lucio is for bully, not cuddle.
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>>174976453

>tfw 7 year old calculator
>barely breaking 25 fps
>no spare money to build a pc

I just want to play the god damn game
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>>174976375
>tfw you actually get an urge to place Mercy for the first time
>but it's during the season that has Winston and Tracer literally every fucking game
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>>174976670
Post more sad Mercy, or sad heroes in general. Shit's cute.
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>>174976598
how?
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>>174976725
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>>174976725
>sad is cute
the fuck is wrong with you? but yeah sure whatever
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Who else DPS masterrace here? No healsluts allowed.
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>>174976631
Literally just put some junk gpu in it, a $80 cars could play this in medium-high at 60 fps.
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>>174976631

It's a laptop.
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>>174967950
>widow
Yes.
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>>174976725
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>>174976725
You've got weird taste my man.
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>>174976725
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>>174969737
Shoot one orb with Zenyatta and observe as he moves his arms around. The animation is nice but it fucks your aim up.

Same with McCree reload. That shit moves the camera around for muh animashun immershun.
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>>174976604
Lucio is a bully
He bullies tanks
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>>174967950
>Zenyatta

I have no idea how to comfort a stoic machine that has broken down
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i want to cummy on amelie's tummy
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>>174975419
>twintail Hana

C-cute!
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>>174976932
>>174976807
It's cute because y-you can make them feel better.
>>
>>174976631
>>174976870
My rig is a shitty 400 dollar budget build and it runs Ultra at 60fps with a few frame drops here and there. It doesn't take a lot of money to run this game. I used to play on a laptop with the lowest resolution and graphics settings with rendering at like 100% so I know your pain.
>>
LUCIOS GUN IS TOO POWERFUL

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I PLAY REGULAR DPS WHEN I COULD JUST ROLLERBLADE, HEAL MY TEAM, AND USE A FUCKING DPS-REG GUN?
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>>174955656
>Get Mc Cree skin in free lootbox
>Get MC cree skin in litereally every one of the last 30-45 Boxes
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>>174976394
Oh, I thought it was an actual skin in the game. (I really need to play this someday)
>>
>>174977042

I'm a 3rd worlder mate, even a budget build would take like three months of my salary.
>>
Man, this forced 50 winrate is bullshit. I'm not even talking about comp but even casual modes. Every time I start winning two or three matches I know the next one I will be paired with total retards and I will HAVE to lose despite my best efforts. Not only is unfun to know you have to lose but this system means that majority of the times it will be a game where one team stomps the other. FUCK YOU JEW KAPLAN
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>>174976818
whats your winrate on sombra? i bet it's below 50% but you still climb with her because of the off-meta hero sr gain thing
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>>174977038
Sometimes you just can't make it better.
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>>174951412
>do 3v3
>pick Hanzo
>win 3-0 against people who beat you 5 minutes ago

Those headshot sounds were so satisfying. D.va and Lucio can suck my dragon.
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>Start game 2 days ago
>Game is okay
>no one communicates
>probably EU cant understand english oh well
>first time hear someone speak
>it's 2 literal 12 year old teens
I dunno if I feel bad for playing a literal kiddies game or feel bad cos i'm so old
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>>174977178
I didn't know you could hear your teammates landing headshots
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>>174953291
>Enemy team is getting killed
>Still can't win
Your teams must be shit if you think high elims are poor performance. That's like saying you're doing well because you have gold damage but have been padding because you're shooting a Bastion being healed and not killing anything.
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what symmetra exploit is he talking about
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>>174977171
>tfw you fetishize getting the entire female cast of overwatch corrupt to Talons side because fuck omnics.

I just want everyone to turn evil...
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>>174977297
No idea
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>>174976870
>Spending money on the game when all you have to play it is a Nehalem mobile gpu
Why? That shit couldn't play games that game old around the time it came out, let alone stuff now.
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>>174977148
you are correct, it's 48%

it's not just that she is off-meta, i'm also really really good with her as measured by stats like avg amount of enemies emp'd or my dmg/min etc. my hero rank with her in overbuff is within the top 15
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>>174977038
They're not real
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>>174977297
You can place a tele that's immortal and has no portal but still works.
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>>174977359

Shit costs thrice the original price here man, one of my friends gifted me the game on my birthday.
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>>174977171
This image makes me think Tracer got a chunk of her ear blown off, but she found her earring on the ground so she's just all "Oh cool, I won't have to buy another one"
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why is there no good quality pov overwatch live action porn that isn't VR
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Can we start a meme where people take more than one hero to deal with pharah.
Stupid shitters expect it to be one heroes job. They will not touch her ever during the match and sit on junk, pharah or tracer. Everything that can't deal with her.
If a pharah has zen plus mercy support she isnt dying to one hero.
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Legendaries should be 2000 instead of 3000 that shit is just ridiculous
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>>174977329
No need, the 'good guys' will realize they muct destroy all Omnics too.
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>>174977662
the content is literally free, compared to other games with the same model 3000 is fucking cheap.
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>>174976943
this image gets posted every god damned thread and I REALLY don't like it.

Although it was quite well made.
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>>174977662

he he he just boy our boxes goy
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>>174977662
Just buy the boxes.
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I don't have the game yet, how can I get these event skins when I buy it in the future?
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>round 3
>0% to win
>NERF THIS
>yfw
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>>174977192
To be honest kids shouldnt play most games especially online games. They aren't meant for them its jackass bad parenting.
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Why do people care about omnics? They're just machines. They're whole thought is just generated by ones and zeroes.
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>>174977874

You'll have to wait until the same time next year.

Alternatively, you could buy loot boxes now, without even having the game, and they should save as Uprising boxes for when you have it, but I wouldn't advise that.
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>tfw broken mouse
>have to play mercy all the time because can't aim with trackpad
>win more games than i do when i play dps
I didn't need this revelation, the only thing it did was show how fucking bad healers normally are but you can't call them out on it because then you have no heals at all
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>>174978009

>Why do people care about blacks? They're just animals. They're whole thought is just gib me dats and muh dik.
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People in this game have to be some of the most rerarded in any community.
Had a game where half the enemy team quit and on guy read it ONE GUY on the enemy team managed to take the pount from 5 of my team and almost push the payload to the end and beat us.
If it wasnt for me we would have lost 3v6 to ONE GUY.
There are just no words for the stupidity.
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>>174977192
It's jarring how many grills i hear compared to other games.
That said they're usually decently competent and can heal me, so I'm not complaining
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>>174978086

It probably actually indicates that you're a shit DPS.
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>>174977232
You can't. Ana can't land headshots anyway.

Ana was putting in work with the heals. Roadhog was a good distraction. No deaths on my team. PoTG was headshotting Lucio, taking D.va out of MEKA, getting nanoboosted, missing my scatter, then headshotting baby D.va.

I usually don't try hard in arcade but last match they teabagged me.
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>>174977771
>>174977770

You two are acting like the jews when you complain about free content.
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>>174978009
We already know that the story is shit, no need to remember us.
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>>174978009
Go to bed Torbjorn
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>>174978012
>You'll have to wait until the same time next year.

Really? Cool.
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>>174977329
I hate omnics too and corruption's a huge turn-on for me so I guess we're in the same boat.. Is this why I like Blizzard games?
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>>174977582
I think i'm in love.
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>>174978009
Story is shit they just made up on the spot, who cares.
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NAZI MERCY WHEN
W
H
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N
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>>174978486
>Not pure aryan mercy
5/10 would bang
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>watching a shadder stream
>duoing with Ironaids, top 100 Hanzo
>paired up with low masters
>some muh meta autistic retard starts bitching about the Hanzo pick while going fucking Orisa

This fucking suffering never ends does it?
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>>174978486
>lipstick
>gray hair
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i bought 50 boxes and i didn't get Torb's, Tracer's, Genji's , McCree's or Orisa's skins

thanks blizzard
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>>174978009
tell that to zenny, you butthead
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>>174978815
>falling for the scams
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>>174978820
shut up genji
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>>174978387
anon, just to warn you. She's a level 100 femnazi. She's one of those "vrythin is white boi fault eksdee" kinda types. she's not worth it.
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>>174978230
That's what you'd think, but usually it's just a matter of me healing literally half the team damage. 40-50% every game.
Normally the healers hover at 25% because they're playing fucking ana and miss every other needle and grenade.

I hover at 55 to 60 winrate with Pharah and Mccree which are my usual picks. So far I'm at 67 with Mercy.
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>>174978815
Just buy more boxes until you have enough credits to buy the skins you need :::::^^^^^^^^))))))))
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>>174978971
So shes a racist because she aint white.
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>>174978914
me with my girl on the way to cut your butt
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>>174978486
Why would she not still be blonde with blue eyes?
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>it's another "get matched with a 4-stack circle jerk that blames you for all of their shortcomings" episode
>it's another "teammate decides to throw before the match even begins" episode
>it's another "no one calls anything out if they're even in voice chat and not clogging up the mic with unfunny memes" episode
>it's another "teammates get cocky we have more time on the clock and dick around until we have 30 seconds left and lose" episode
>it's another "teammate instalocks the character you were doing well with and does worse" episode

I hate Diamond almost as much as Platinum.
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>>174978675
link to clip? I heard some guy kept blaming shit on Shadder on Dorado but I can't find it.
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>>174978971
Must be the first, actually beautiful feminazi.
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>>174979271
>beautiful
Are you blind?
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>>174979048
Don't mind me, stealing your bitch
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>>174978986

okay jeff. you better repay me

>>174978864

i don't play overwatch as much as i used to currently due to persona 5 and yakuza 0 coming out.
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>>174979343
She's pretty.
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>>174979501
You got low standards.
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Everyone just calm down and relax:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDjE7aPQcE8
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>>174977069
I kept saying Lucio was shit. That Ana+Mercy was easily the best choice.

I'm starting to come around and say that new Lucio in skilled hands is a good partner to dive comp- when he's ALSO in the backlines dealing damage, it's scary.
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>>174979576
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>>174979501

she should suck a dick on camera
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Tbh you have to be at least a 10/10 White Chad genius to even get Mercy's attention.
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>>174979576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWBBtXUzMF8
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>>174979683
The good thing about being a dude is that getting fit, smelling well and paying some attention to your hair does pretty much everything unless your face is some random Oblivion character-tier shit.
Also, wear contacts if you have glasses.
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>>174979683

why is she banging a robot cripple then
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>>174979683
Or have a cunt.
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>>174979576
What the fuck
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>>174979815
Because he's hot
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>>174979663
I hope you are not referring to the lady in the picture.
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>he plays soldier in quickplay
Is this the true hallmark of a grade-a turboautist tryhard?
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>finns posting
>thread quality decreases
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>>174980080
Yes. Whenever some shitter plays Soldier in QP and does well, I always change to him and destroy him, pointing it out in chat. I might be autistic, but playing soldier in QP willingly is even worse.
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Mercy clearly had a crush on bad-boy Genji
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>>174980030
Ohhhhh, the chocolates are a metaphor for healing
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>>174980039

there's no way she's under 18
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>>174980279
She's 15.
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>>174978815

Unlocked all of them except Reinhardt.
He's my main.

This game fucks with you
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>>174980335
>15 is illegal in his country
Lmao at your life senpai.
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>>174980248
Mercy loves BCC
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>drop below 2500
>5 vs 6 games become common
>climbing back becomes twice as difficult
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>>174980412
>>174980248
>>174980030
>>174979815

You're all acting like genji has a dick

Protip; he don't.

He's lower body is all cyborg. I doubt torb or whoever made his body took the time to install a cyborg penis.
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>Blizzard forum shitters still think Pharah is overpowered
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I showed you my dragonblade, heal me.
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>>174979657
>>174979959
You're supposed to feel relaxed after watching it. Make sure you are wearing headphones or you have stereo speakers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyu-nbrKqfc
ASMR + Overwatch is great because Overwatch makes you stressed out while ASMR relaxes you. It's like a Ying/Yang, gives you balance.
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>>174980626
>Blizzard forum shitters still think Widowmaker is underpowered
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>>174978462

>Ana in firing line
>Jack blasting away on full auto
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>>174980672
ASMR makes me want to throw up, and not in a good way
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>>174980672
ASMR videos have always made me uncomfortable, I really don't get why it became such a meme.
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So, how badly do you guys think Hanzo fucked up Genji? Seems like he's missing an arm, legs, and perhaps his torso. Hanzo's a fucked up guy. Must've been really crazy with a blade instead of a bow.
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>>174980702
>any defense hero
>not underpowered
Hanzo might just be alright, but all defense heroes are shit tier. stop being trash.
Tank and offense heroes are too stonk
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Has anyone else stopped playing competitive? It's just not worth the stress and shit games of throwers for the good ones. I'd rather just play whatever in quick play even if I have to dodge the occasional autistic sniper main.
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>>174980820
The Dragon bit off everything from his right shoulder to his left armpit.
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>>174980763
>>174980810
Why does it trigger autists such as yourselves?
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>>174980335

i don't believe you look at her
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>>174980827
fuuuuuck ME. meant for >>174980687
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>>174980820

still the best skin the game
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>>174980542
>Protip; he don't.
You sure about that buddy?
>I doubt torb or whoever made his body took the time to install a cyborg penis.
>implying Mercy didn't make some modifications
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>>174980860
I rather play competitive and have a chance at a good game than have to sit through a 5 dps "walking from spawn for 5 minute" game ever again.
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>>174980827
>>174980991
Widowmaker is literally a L2P issue, plenty of good ones in GM+ carrying games.
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>>174980860
I literally stopped tracking my sr or looking at my team display. I sometimes forget im in comp or qp.
I just dont care anymore the games matchmaking is a slotmachine with no real reward but exp.
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>post hero no matter how hard you try you just can't git gud at

McCree. I just fucking can't.
I can play Widow just fine and have dinks for days.
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>>174980860
i only play competitive because it feels more meaningful, QP is just pointless because no one is really trying

i don't even care about rank or golden weapons
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>>174980860
I do my best to take it easy and not care too much about it, but comp is still really stressful.

I decided I'd play one more competitive game last night, and won it by the skin of my fucking teeth. I'm currently at 2844, and so done. I'm happy with that number, and everyone tells me Diamond is worse anyway. And I'll have a Golden weapon at the end of the season so I guess it's a good stopping point
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Why are Rein players absolute dogshit either they are a defense turtle that dont know how to push or they just charge like a mong
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>>174980542
Cyborg ninjas tend to kill themselves when they ain't got no dick.
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>>174980763
>>174980810
Maybe you just haven't found the right type of asmr video. They're best to listen to when you actually feel like relaxing or want to fall asleep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBELncDLx58
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>>174981121
>top 500/gm justifies all defense heroes being trash tier 95% of the time.
Fuck off offense shitter.
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>>174981280
Is there even a board on 4chin to discuss asmr
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>>174980951
>oh look, someone I disagree with
>lol autism xd
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>playing nothing but Hanzo in 3v3
>started doing so well that there are people who leave when they see me on the enemy team
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>>174980860
The decay irks me. Was on the cusp of master with 3459, go on vacation for three weeks and come back to 3000sr again. Why is it so aggressive? And why do i still get matched with people 3500+ anyway?
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>>174980951
no, ASMR is degenerate sound fucking
it's like the opposite of music

ASMR freaks are like furries- they think everyone should be enjoying their fetish.
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>>174981381
Im not joking it seems to trigger as in make mad a particular type of person.
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>>174981280
No, fuck that, the sound of rain on the roof is relaxing, not the sound of someone hissing in your eardrums
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>>174981350
or just git gud with her
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>>174981210
what the hell is Winston doing in the back there
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>>174980820
People think that Hanzo cut him in half which is completely retarded, but he most likely fucked him up really bad with spirit dragons causing some limbs to have to be amputated
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>>174981454
You're retarded.
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>>174981502
>git gud meme
Alright shitter.
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>>174981350
I never said anything about the other defense heroes, they definitely need some help although Mei can be useful at times.
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>>174981565
He definitely has at least one fully cyborg arm, unless they somehow crafted a shuriken factory into his flesh and bone
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>>174981121
You can't make widowmaker too good just because of how frustrating she is as a character. Playing against a great widow is already a frustrating experience, because she's a potential one shot kill from far away that you have to divert focus from the rest of the team to kill. And her kit is about running away from any threats.
A godlike widow with some decent support (zarya popping a bubble on her when a genji dives her) is THE most frustrating thing to experience in this game. Make her too good and she'll make the people complaining about roadhogs hook look like they're Oliver Twist.

I wish that Blizzard would've just omitted her as a character to begin with, nobody except the ones who play her likes her.
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>>174981350
Which is exactly why Widowmaker is terrible design, sadly it's too late now and Blizzard will never remove her.
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>>174981731
Offense heroes are also pretty situational honestly. The only universal heroes you can just about play as effectively on any maps are Tanks and Supports(minus Symmetra).
>>
Is 2 damage / 2 tank / 2 healer required for anything?
Does it matter if the two damage heroes are from the offense or defense category?
>>
coming back to the game after a few month hiatus

Is Orisa a necessity now?
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>>174981372
Too niche. A lot of anons don't even know what ASMR is so it's not obnoxious enough to need its own board right now.
>>174981501
I got you, senpai, something not so high-pitched/loud, has more bass too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-mwqUgMV4
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>>174982080
The categories are kind of fucked, it doesn't really matter that much.
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>>174981997
>Offense heroes are also pretty situational honestly.

Have you met my friend, Jack "Soldier: 76" Morrison yet?
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>>174981937
Widow main here shes shit because the games shit.
I still 100% don't know what it is but something about Overwatch makes aiming difficult. Compared to every other fps ever.
It seems to take a unrealistic amount of practicing and tweaking to get good with her. Thats before you throw all the shit like shields and bubbles and instant win abilities at her.

Thats the reason most people suck with her.
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>>174982080
I've picked Junkrat as the second damage hero before, secured four gold medals, and got screamed at by my team that I shot their Zarya once.
It's Offense or bust apparently.
>>
give me cute talon widows!
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>>174982189
Far from it, she's considered pretty weak. She is super easy to focus down and needs a support pocketing her.
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>>174982191
I'd sooner marathon earrape vines.
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>>174982080
yes
synergy is character specific, the categories mean nothing
general rule of thumb is defense = garbage, offense = not garbage
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>>174982426
>vines
Thers ya problem youre a yolo swag faggot
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>>174982251
Even Soldier. Ever played Soldier against a full (coordinated) dive comp? It's really really far from being the best pick.
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>>174982392
Thanks for the info
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>>174982261
I don't get it either. It must be smaller hitboxes or something, because the characters don't move very fast. It's easier to headshot a tracer blinking around in your face than a soldier at medium distance moving left to right every couple seconds
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Haven't played since just before sombra was released. What's the go to way to deal with symm now that's she's hold left click and hop around like an autistic kid for potg? Like she's still not hard to kill from a distance but you're entirely fucked if she turns a corner full charged already.
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Mei re-designated to tank class, when?
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>>174982519
Nigger I could shove pencils under my fingernails and I'd be less masochistic than if I made myself listen to ASMRape.
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It's weird seeing all these people I used to play with in TF2 go pro in Overwatch. Can't tell how many times I've scrimmed with Zebbo and Tviq before
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>>174982730
More opporunity, pure and simple.
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>>174982729
You're strange.
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>>174982080
1 damage can be changed with defense heroes such as Widow, Hanzo, and Junkrat.
1 tank can be changed with Mei and Bastion.

It all depends on the map, mode and whether you're on attack or defense and also if you can synergize with your team. Though 2/2/2 is already a solid composition.
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>>174980979
Someone asked her on Tumblr.
Cease.
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>>174982261
>>174982610
You forgot the game has horrible netcode and sometimes doesn't register a hit even if you did see the enemy getting hit.
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>>174982920
In my quick play it's always 1 healer and 1 or 2 tanks. Sometimes no healer.
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>>174982709
She's fat enough to be one lmao
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>>174983097

No-one cares about composition in Quick Play.
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>>174983097
Start worrying about team composition when you start playing competitive.
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>>174982729
I'm this way when people sing/whistle. Nothing pisses me off more than people making noise for the sake of making noise when it could be nice and quiet and peaceful. But ASMR is fine because I'm choosing to listen to it when I want to. When people sing/hum/whistle outloud I feel like I'm getting violated. The worse ones are the people who scream/sing in the shower and think no one can hear them even though the fucking walls are paper thin. Can't even blast music with my headphones to drown their noise out no they have to invade my personal audio space fucking pieces of shit fuck you asshole. And then you tell them to stop and they get all offended like you're violating their right to be a loud obnoxious piece shit and then they do it again the next day or two and you have to remind them again. So I get where you're coming from, it's cool if asmr isn't for you, it's def not for everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQhZPgZjc4
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>>174983416
autism
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>>174982692

Any ranged character, really. For close quarters, Winston is decent against her and he is absolutely the best hero for dealing with her turrets.
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>>174983416
Right, but if they're whistling or humming through earphones into your head then it's relaxing? Your shit's retarded.
And what the fuck is an audio space?
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>>174982990

no they didn't liar
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>accidentally click competitive
>instant join
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>>174983802
You could ask her yourself.
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People who hate asmr are all under 18
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>>174951310
Still gets me hard every time.
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>>174983823
worst feel
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>>174983901
If you're feeling oppressed then fuck off to Tumblr or /mlp/ or whatever.
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>>174983901
I'm over 18 and don't really like ASMR, you are objectively wrong (^:
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>>174983901
Go cry to your tulpa faggot, nobody cares about your meme shit.
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Ever stopped to ssk why Ana gets to snipe, heal, grenade aoe, sleep CC and the best buff.
While Widow gets a fart bomb.
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>>174983901

I am 26 and ASMR feels like someone putting things in my ears and I don't get the shivering effect or whatever.
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>>174984220
Because the devs have no idea what they're doing.
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>>174984058
>>174984150
>>174984169
This site is for over 18s
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>>174983901
t. 18 since yesterday
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>>174984330
Can you fuck off already

Also all your """"asmr""" you posted are really just waifu fapbat audio

that's not ASMR, it's porn, stop mixing the two up
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>>174984469
Im not joking the sites for over 18s fuck off kid.
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>>174984647
You're the one who's acting like a child anon
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>>174984647
Kill yourself
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>>174983668
>only my personal audio space should be respected, not yours
Audio space is the AOE where sound affects you. Some of these are uncontrollable sounds like traffic or the fan or the humming from your pc, but they can be considered white noise or background noise if they are low enough, constant and not debilitating to your performance. Sounds like obnoxious people humming or beatboxing and whistling can be distracting and irritating enough to make you lose concentration, there's a time and a place for that like social settings or concerts, but if you're doing work and you get easily distracted, it hurts your performance. Things like footsteps and short talking/communication are unavoidable, but singing and whistling are avoidable. None of the asmr I listen too have whistling or humming, so no, my shit is not retarded. It's consistent. Whispering into my ears especially if it's an attractive voice coming from a decent-looking 3D girl or 2D female character from a game/anime is relaxing. Eating/kissing/licking my ears is relaxing. Soft tapping and water slushing around in a water bottle or hairspraying consistently from ear to ear is relaxing. Whistling, humming an obnoxious tune, singing a shitty ballad/rock song/trashy rap lyric or butchering a classic Disney song with a whiny Falloutboy/Papa Roach-style of voice is not relaxing and that shit needs to stop when I'm trying to concentrate on playing Overwatch.
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new thread
>>174984926
>>174984926
>>174984926
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>pick Widow
>"ohhh boy Gee Gee fucking thrower"
>make their Pharah rage quit before capping point A
>"they had a Pharah?"
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>>174984816
If your dear little lobes can't handle the sound of fucking singing, go to a doctor, you most likely have severe anxiety.
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>>174985154
Ear lobes don't process sound, nor do they have any important biological function. And singing is ok when I want to listen to it. I shouldn't be forced to listen to someone else's singing when I'm trying to work or listen to my own music. It's too distracting.
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>>174965834
i enjoy orisa despite the hate for her. she should get a lil buff but she is still very much playable. most people don't drop shields enough. you must abuse the fuck out of that skill. drop shields and keep shooting, drop more shields and keep shooting. even if your shield is low on health but still standing, drop a new one to recharge it and to reposition your team at a new angle. her gravity pull bomb thing is also very helpful crowd control for keeping enemies off points and pulling them off the map, especially if you are trying to separate the healer from its team.

her ultimate is fucking great too.
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