/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

>>174903049
that bar would be cute if it weren't for the fact that i count one two three FOUR waifufaggots in it

2nd for discuss lifeweb here

>>174903382
xth for lifeweb isn't ss13 and also for edgy pedophiles

>>174893976
Next time use a grille cage around it like the other radiation sources on the perimeter of the station so that it doesn't block navigation for people who are actually trying to fix shit.

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factorio .15 is out

>all the coders retire for the foreseeable future

RIP /VG/

>>174903529
it has a ss13 mode now tho, so you argument is invalid

How do I be a good chaplain?
t. Hugh

>>174903749
a gamemode is not the entire game

>>174903749
if you want to talk about your pedo erp rape game make a thread on /v/

>>174903749
if your game was good it'd have its own general thread and you wouldn't have to shill it here

>>174904005
you should really go back to /r/ss13

nth for ban all Brazilians

>want to add werewolves into mixed game mode
>go to steal goons werewolf sprite
>64x64

wish I was good at spriting

>>174904068
sorry i'm not a sad, lonely degenerate who needs to play edgy pedobait games to have fun but i've never been to reddit

>>174904434
>muh degeneracy
Degeneracy isn't real.

>>174902757
>>174903489
Also I guess it's a good idea to comment on the song itself
I've always thought Leslie Fish's voice could get a bit grating, so this honestly cute voice is a nice change. The difference in sentence pacing threw me off a few times but it probably creates more of a casual feel I dunno I'm not a music critic. A bit more volume and presence might be good, though.
I don't know enough about guitars but I don't have any complaints about the guitar.

>>174904434
good thing you will never touch lifeweb then, you clearly dont know shit about it

>>174902757
>year of the lord two thousand and seventeen
>not being an American
my condolences to you and your family

>>174904695
>medieval setting game ripe with ERP features, where you can literally fuck children and pay to get a giant penis, all built on an ancient ass 2d game
i don't think i need to know anything more when it's clearly shit and for sad losers
or are you gonna tell me "not even much erp rape goes on xd its funny!"
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better, honestly

>>174902757
It sounds nice but I can't understand a single word you're singing

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>>174904918
>medieval
stopped reading there
you clearly came from reddit

>>174904918
You're pointing out and quoting the exact same things as plebbitors

>>174905075
alright kolith, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>174905075
Not him, but isn't it some sort of rimworld-esque thing where the technology is basically all jumbled together from different eras?

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>first heard about SS13 in like 2012 or 2013
>could have joined then and been an oldfag today
>instead I didn't get around to trying it until late 2015/early 2016
>tfw i'll always be a newfag now

>>174904918
can doesnt mean you should
>>174905213
what he said

ingame if you would rape or even harm a child you would probably get brutally lynched and castrated

you should try things before judging them from boogeyman reddit stories m8

also >calling anyone a loser on a general for a game where you roleplay as a spacemen with clowns and farting

>>174903695
>factorio .15 is out
HOLY SHITBALLS ITS TRUE, fuck you all I'm out.

>>174905458
AHAHA LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH AHAHA

>>174905309
It's more like 40k, with lots of high technology but everyone's forgotten how to use it, and lives in a federalist ultra-religious fortress,

>>174905458
You came at the right time to witness the expiration of the community, the closing of /vg/ station and the victory of furfags.

>factorio 0.15 is out
good bye spessmen

>latejoin librarian
>only gimmick I can think of is shit
>ling stings me in the library and drags me to maint
>somehow escape(?) (not sure how this happened)
>ask to be perma'd in solitary and write stuff on the paper for the rest of the round
>turns out I was the lings target

I am really sorry about that, I promise I wasn't trying to powergame you out of your target or anything. I was actually under the impression that you can't be someone's target if you latejoin

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>>174905630
Que?

I haven't seen the furfags win yet.

>>174905734
Those were late antags. also
>Apologising to your killer for failing to be killed
Why.

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>>174906043

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>>174906043
Can someone post these in his feedback please? I do not want to be "that guy", or be singled out for it or anything.

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How do I steal his style, /vg/?

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>0.15

So I've been playing on vgstation for about a week and the only role I've really played is Janitor, although I've gotten pretty decent as one. What is the best way to learn the other roles? Just dive in during a round? Observe? Go Assistant and ask HoP to give me access to the area of the role I want to learn so whoever is on can teach me?

>>174906307
Why hasn't this whiny little bitch been demoted from whatever position he's in?

>>174907094
play in highpop and ask some autistic faggot to babysit you in your job

>>174907209
Who would demote him?

Lifeweb
>Very original setting
>Consistent style and atmosphere
>Much more immersive (more depth and realism)
>Better RP
>Interaction is based solely on the nature of the players and the current scenario, no fear of getting bwoinked for doing something out of line in character
>Interesting roles/jobs
Why do people hate it? Because there's sex in it? Is that really it?

>>174907416
Who is he anyway? A coder or something?

>>174907094
>Go Assistant and ask HoP to give me access to the area of the role I want to learn so whoever is on can teach me?
Don't do that. On top of the standard greyshirt discrimination, people will assume you're an antag, and probably won't let you in anywhere. Especially in departments like Engineering, where it's really easy to fuck the station if you want to.

Your best bet is just looking up the next role you want to play on the wiki, and then just joining the new round as it. Make sure you tell people you're new to the role, and avoid high stress roles like heads of departments.

Most people will teach you a few things about the job if you ask nicely, and if you're lucky you'll have people giving you full tutorials. That happened during one of my first rounds of Cargo Tech, and man it helped a lot.

In general, as long as you're not actively fucking things up, people will be willing to help.

>>174903306
im waifufag :D

>>174907520
Collaborator

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>>174906937
>not we happy few
Fuck off.

>>174907545
>people will assume you're an antag, and probably won't let you in anywhere
this isn't allowed
And they definitely will.

>>174907570
Well tell them to fuck off if their such a whiney little faggot that bitches and moans over the fact that people don't like or want their changes.

Well that was a fun stream!

Thanks for having me!

>>174907847
Joke's on you, I'm autistic enough to search through Twitch's streams and you weren't there

>>174907918
>twitch is the only streaming site.

try again, and yes, that guy is making a banbait

>>174908017
See >>174895497

>>174906516
grey shirt, clown mask and shoes, white gloves, whole outfit bloodstained as possible

patrol maint with no light source, stunprod, strip, cable cuff then bite them repeatedly without taking their headset off

Spam that MFing horn button

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>>174906307
When will his reign of terror end

>>174908331
how do get blood on stuff

>>174908670
Hit yourself or another person while wearing/wielding it.

>tfw Foster still hasn't signed up /ss13g/ for VGL8

>>174906043
Are there seperate discords or something, I can't find this

>the new companion in Doctor Who is a girl called Bill
Bill???

>>174909014
The coder Discord is in the OP, right under the GitHub and IRC

>>174909114
>discord in the OP
fug

>>174906043
We're we ever going to get those things if pjb never had his meltdown?

>>174909031
isn't the companion gay this time
aren't they parading them around like jack never existed
I miss jack he was nice

>>174908970
It'll be done soon™
t. Foster

>>174909514
it's only been two episodes but she had a crush on some girl in episode one but that girl died in like five minutes lol
Jack was good, it's a shame he's never coming back. I don't think they're doing that though.
TARDIS when

>>174909757
they have literally every excuse to bring him back what the fuck it's like the black lady they can have them whenever the fuck they like
also what do you even mean
have they managed to not have the tardis in the episodes yet
fucking hjow

>>174909861
no i mean tardis in ss13 when

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DIZOR DID IT!

>>174907435
The players are the absolute worst of any game.

It's Goonstation x100

>>174910192
ANT PEOPLE ROUNDSTART RACE WHEN?

>>174910192
what

>>174910439
Fat plasma woman lad.

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>>174905458
I joined around those parts. Best days ever. But they'll never come back, so just make your own luck, anon.

>>174910278
not if you are not a shitter

i've been playing lifeweb for a short time now, people are happy to help IC if i dont know anything, give slight nudges to learn and discover the game for yourself. Its really fun. Just play child roles and make sure you have family option selected.

>>174910721
But that's the suit, not the woman

>>174907435
its just redditshitters who havent even touched the game and know it from reddit stories about "muh medieval game for child rape erp"

>>174910192
>highpressure
slippery kelp in the tide

>>174905625
that's exactly what the middle ages were

You people are fucking lucky to have me.
Don't ever disagree on my PRs again

>>174911356
but it's not medieval

>>174911464
it's medieval 2

>>174909031
>morena gets banned
>moves onto playing a major character in doctor who

>>174911464
It's Stainless Steel 6.4

>>174910028
oh right
when you code it

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=19510&sid=94d4add36f6a6f616ec337858672a5f6

what did he mean by this?

>>174911845
we talked about this in this exact morning.

sod off Nevill you already got your time of attention

>>174906307
>balancing engineering
I was unaware there was anything wrong with engineering.

>>174912307
IT NEEDS BALANCED YOU STUPID FUCK

>>174904609
>>174904920
>>174904739

Thanks lads, I'm glad you listened to it

>>174911392
Don't ever emoji me or my PRs ever again.

>>174912365
This isn't a PVP game, it's not competitive, there's no ranked mode, there's not even any point to anything in the game at all other than fun and autism.
Balance implies that it is being weighted against another thing. In a fighting game, an overpowered character needs to be balanced to be equal with other characters. In an MMO, a weak class needs to be rebalanced to be brought equal to other classes.
But there is no competition to engineering whatsoever. Now if there was a roundtype in which every department was tasked with reaching a certain level of power produced in a set amount of time, then sure engineering would need to be balanced because it would win every time.

But as it stands engineering exists solely to produce power, and in it's current state it works just well enough that you can produce enough power for the station, create additional power for emergencies, and then sometimes, barely, have enough time in the round to try out a fun experiment or two.

You guys need to stop using the term Balance when what you want to do is Nerf it, for no real reason apparently.

>>174913398
filthy thread user, you will never be able to comprehend my vision due to my incredible intellect compared to you utter ants

I will balance engineering AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

now excuse me while i make a new discord chat for me and my CoD4 buddies to talk about school

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>>174910192
Don't meme me

>>174912365
As someone who doesn't play atmos, I'm a little confused. Isn't stacking vents and that just a space saving measure? If the same is achieveable by putting vents in multiple directions or along a pipeline, wouldn't it mean that the numbers aren't going to change, just a lot more expanding work needed for the same setup?

how was the mime this round
first time doing it

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>>174914234

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>>174915142

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>>174915447

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>>174915521

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>>174915901

lmao did anyone get a screenshot of the banquet before it blew

>Clown rev
>Throws a party for the heads in the meeting room them blows them all up
>While shouting honk

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10/10 clown.
Also check out the dank engineering bar.

>clown puts grenade into the disposals bin

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>'i-i was keeping all the guns safe from the bad man with the signaler'!
>'sh-shitcurity arrestin me for totally not stealing!!!'
>'what do you MEAN grand theft is perma-able?

>>174914534
It's a space saving measure yeah.
The argument boils down to a lot of circular "wull ackshully" crap but ultimately it's not THAT big a fucking deal. You don't have to use it if you're pressed for time or don't want to be bothered.

A lot of engineers minmax their engines but he doesn't realize that it's the only way to really pass the time as an engineer short of an autistic remodeling project. You can also charge the SMES with the AME and never lose power. It doesn't make that much of an impact. He's making fucking molehills out of anthills.

>two heads survive
>revs win
?

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Every day until PJB is demoted.

>>174916393
Latejoin heads don't count

>>174916393
There's a bug where rev doesn't count latejoin heads.

>>174916393
They fucked off the station for meme raids.

>>174916456
The Hos was in medbay at the end

>>174916226
>Clown head rev
>go to the HoP for all access
>get made the chef
>one other head rev is belligerently retarded
>the other head rev has to disconnect
>I CAN DO THIS
>start hyping my banquet for all my special riends
>spend an eternity cooking because I suck at chef
>spend 10 minutes making grenades
>other head rev reconnects, give him a gun as a backup plan
>Get arrested right before the party for trespassing in the party room, but manage to talk my way out of it without being searched
>everyone comes to my party
>HOOONK
>SMELELE

>>174916442
is that really a bug though? thought it was intended for whatever god awful reason.

fix when?

>>174916442
>bug
That's a funny way to spell "feature"

>>174916248
>ends of the windows not capped
>no space to get around the bar without stepping over seats and couches people might be sitting at
6.5/10

>>174916571
"""""""""Feature"""

Souhei, you are a lazy fucking pink haired retard and I hope to god you stop playing sec.
You spent literally all round sitting there doing nothing except pissing about with the librarian.

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>>174911392

>>174916346
>You can also charge the SMES with the AME and never lose power.
His long-term goal is changing that though. I'm not agreeing with him or his methods but there's a lot of misunderstanding in this whole debate.

>>174916403
>demoted

That wouldn't do anything, really. He'd still have cluster to merge his stuff for him, or veto what he wants. They're too chummy.

What was originally supposed to be just 'code what you want, we'll review' has become a den of circlejerking.

Nobody but pomf can save us now, and they're so out of the loop on everything they won't bat an eye.

>>174915142
>>174915521
>I'm not the only degenerate on this serb
thank fuck

>>174916554
Would be even better if the hos came at the end

>>174916649
Top meme

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how was the mime this round
first time doing it

taser shooting delay fixed when?

>>174915142
I wanna like Dizor's art, but she makes everything fat or over-sexualized.

>>174916849
You were the vox mime?

>>174916849
4/10

>>174916849
The vox? Commit to your craft man, /me'ing what you want to say isn't the way to go about it.

>>174916140
This is the best

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>>174916897
okay sure

>>174916849
Being the mime does not mean sitting in front of the brig 24/7 and annoy every sec officer

>>174916248
Hope we can engineer again someday.
Making that station wide containment.

>>174916646
heh

>>174916646
I saw someone accuse her of powergaming as well in the same round, so surely it can't be both simultaneously

>>174916693
His long term goals were fucking stupid and that design document is pure vapor-distilled dogshit in a champagne bottle.

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>>174917279
Hey dizor, if you arent busy, mind trying to add your own style to this? Curious to see what you could do out of that.

>>174916646
Souhei is cute! CUTE!

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>want to play spess
>also want to be antagonist

/vg/ is fun, but these days i can't satiate my need of action with it. are there any servers where i can quench my thirst for blood?

>>174920051
Play CoD4

>>174920051
Griefy bloodthirst or actual murderbone thirst?If the first, go on CM and get AP rounds for your guns and do as much friendly fire as possible within non suspicious circumstances, if the latter, go to hippie.

>>174920051
lifeweb, go censor/skinless and rip and tear

>>174920051
Gmod TTT

>>174903049
I'm sorry booster when I came back to give you a trophy you weren't there :(

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>>174918924
Xevs shit posting lad

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Why is this shit allowed?

>>174923160
why is what allowed?

>>174923160
because nothing about it is particularly egregious, it just indicates that he may be a shitter.

complain when he's a shitter, not when he wears shitter attire.

randomized damage when?

best way to break into secured lockers without traitor equipment?

>>174923160
i think that was from the round where a wizard was killing everyone
if it's not then he's a huge shitter

>>174923780
emitter
magdumping a laser gun into the locker
stealing access for it
water potassium explosion
EMP

>>174923780
IEDs and emitters

>>174923780
IEDs are the most available but least reliable method
You can also shoot them

>74 people online
TG GONE WHEN
PHYSICALLY FUCKING REMOVE DEATHMATCH SHITTERS

WOOP WOOP
HUMAN HARM
WOOP WOOP

Cryo and cloning are last resorts. Surgery exists for a reason.

>>174923803
he does this every fucking time as cap, I ahelped it and admins can't do shit

>build a dungeon
>kaylie keeps trying to get into it
>see who
>sandy_ryal
>kidnap
>they act like a dead fish
>give up and let them go
>build a new lair to escape kaylie
>lure brooke to the lair
>there is a assistant being a nigger
>teamwork to disarm spam and cuff
>give him to sec
>finally chloral brooke
>meteor hits
>stunlocked and wallslamed to death in seconds
>me brooke and the nigger assistant were traitors
A lot of people got cucked in a short amount of time

>>174923975
that's what makes this game so great.

>>174923975
do you have a tortue fetish or something?

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>>174924092
Do you not?

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>>174923975
>mfw didn't have to RP because slime people feel no shocks

>>174924092
probably

I salute those brave souls willing to buy chunky style vodka from a roving assistant. You made the round spent hiding in a filthy maintenance room mashing roaches and potatoes in a bucket worthwhile.

>>174924184
they heal from shocks

>>174923803
It was from 2 hour round which ended with clown blowing all the heads up during banquet, and the screen was made shortly after roundstart

>>174924240
You probably would have sold much more if your alcohol didn't straight up kill people

>>174923954
Mechanically, cloning is usually just faster and easier. I don't like it either but that's how medbay works currently.

>>174924092
>not having a torture fetish
>not enjoying torture ingame even if you don't
Come on, it's literally one of the most rewarding experiences in SS13 if done right. It's like the 32dev of Roleplaying, it takes real effort to make it good, but when it is, it's fulfilling and can really affect someone's round.

>>174924375
They should nerf clonex, buff rezadone, and more upgraded surgical tools to reduce the amount of kill n clone

>>174924375
REV UP THOSE NERFS

I mean seriously, I pulled off a successful brain transplant, it's not THAT hard.

>>174924548
its not hard. The problem is that it is time consuming to do

>>174924358
The double filtered was the safe option, people bought both in equal amounts.

>>174924548
>brain transplant
Why?
Do head transplants, nigger.
Head transplant + clone means they get their original identity back instead of becoming a neon-haired nigger.

Is intigracy our guy? He posts on the tg forums and doesn't afraid of anything

>>174924994
You can also stick their original body in a DNA modifier and stick them with their old UI and UE to get their identity back, assuming they weren't a ling victim.

>>174924994
Where is the fun in giving them their body back

>>174925923
UMM EXCUTHE ME
THATH BAD
ITH LIKE RULLY THYCHOLOGICAL AND THTUFF
so that means I can be lol crazy and not get in trouble thanks baystation

>layer nerf PR has a clown comment
My sides. never change vg.

>>174925923
Being a nice person?

>>174926476
PARDON ME????
>>174926740
true but head swapping is too cheesy

>>174926740
You're playing this fucking game wrong.

Forcing someone to live out the remainder of a round as a neon-haired black woman is the kind of fun this game is based around.

>>174923954
If you could clone me in 3 minutes and instead decide to spend 10 minutes doing surgery I'm disposaling you once I wake up.

>>174924375
make the cloning pod only able to clone a certain number of people before it breaks down and you need to make another or something

I love surgery but there's hardly ever any reason to do it on anyone who can walk themselves into medbay

>>174927293
>3 minutes
Are you an ape? It takes 10 seconds to clone someone and another 10 seconds in cryo until they're better

>>174924375
Make cloning pull any observer to the new body instead of the original body owner
Clone memory disorder and pseudo cloning science all in one. Problem solved.

>>174927519
>Are you an ape?
You know, there's no need to insult someone for making an overestimation in time, virgin.

>>174927282
>wrong
But I don't like being mean to people. I like the satisfaction of knowing that I made someone's round better by taking a bit of effort to get them into the right body so they aren't harassed by sec for having the wrong ID.

>>174927595
same but I absolutely hate doing violent things rather than rude things, I like being mischievous but also making people feel nice

>>174927595
You sound like a fucking queer.

>>174923961
Stop being a fucking sperg then

>>174923160
Does the armored trenchcoat provide more armor than the cap suit? I see no reason to steal it otherwise.

>sawbones trying to deadmin the bestmin

awesome

>>174928363
post link

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19514#p19514

>>174928537
my bad
>>174928442

>>174908810
Would be cool if you could use paint or ketchup to splash yourself to get a similar effect

>>174916140
Now here's a question: Since John Grey is now likely a vegetable from having that phat ass crush his skull into paste, who's liable for? The clown who left the peel, or Tubby for slipping and smothering the greyshit with 200+ pounds of pussy and ass?

>>174928537
Sawbones has kind of chilled out lately, but for the record he's always been a shitter. I don't blame anyone for having a grudge against him and taking opportunities to dick with him.

That being said I don't really think this is grudging, this seems like lighthearted tomfoolery and the bone man is getting butthurt over it like a greytiding bitch. If an admin told me they blessed my nullrod and I died I'd laugh my fucking tits directly off of my body. I don't understand why he's being a little bitch about this. If I had to guess I think it's a reverse grudge. Grow up bones, it's a game. Just get him back with a prank of your own.

But I'm not going to say any of this in the forum because both of those admins like me and I'm not going to risk making enemies.

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>>174929160
>200+ pounds of pussy and ass
This is how I wanna go out

>>174928363
>>174928537
>call sawbones out on his incompetence and shittery several times in the past
>re admined and put on thin ice after a single mistake
>memes sawbones for epic bantz
>sawbones trying to get him demoted
>literally worstmin vs bestmin
fagbones go away

>>174929160
>200 pounds of pussy and ass
I don't generally like fatass art but for some reason this phrase makes me kinda like that picture

>>174929603
If you've never tried facesitting I highly reccomend it. My wife thought it was weird as shit when I first asked but now she loves the hell out of it. It's best to find big girls with wide hips, just grinding their taint against your nose so hard it pushes up like a pig's snout while you choke on their sweat and pussy snot.

>>174928537
I understand where sawbones is coming from, that feeling that someone doesn't like you and is mistreating you is all-consuming sometimes, but I think it's really bad form to take it straight to the forums. Why didn't he just talk to him? "Hey bro, what's your deal? Not sure if you think it's funny but I really just want to play, but if this is a grudge thing we need to work this out, we can't be on the same team if there's beef between us."
Just a shitty move all around.

>>174929943
>I understand where sawbones is coming from, that feeling that someone doesn't like you and is mistreating you is all-consuming sometimes

sawbones does the same shit to dragon. not in game i'll give him that, but his attitude towards him ooc is worse than how dragon treats sawbones ooc

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>>174929943
>pig's snout while you choke on their sweat and pussy snot.

>>174929943
>that entire sentence
>then
>'pussy snot'
Aaand it's ruined again for me, thank you.

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>>174929943
>>pig's snout while you choke on their sweat and pussy snot.

>>174929943
> just grinding their taint against your nose so hard it pushes up like a pig's snout while you choke on their sweat and pussy snot.

yuck

>>174930073
That's part of it though. When you think someone hates you, you can't help but give a little bit back once in a while. This is why they need to talk to each other like adults. Either Dragon is dicking with him and Bones is being shitty in return, or Bones has been shitty so Dragon is getting him back, or they both hate each other and want them gone. Regardless if they sat down and worked out their beef things would be fine.

>>174930818
>>174930098
>>174930331
Real vaginas are gross, virgins. Deal with it.

>>174931070
I think it just got to the point were dragonbro had enough of sawbones being shit, the whole metaclub thing and all that.

>>174931193
anon i've fucked a girl once
they may be gross but when you write things like that you completely ruin the idea of a vagina more than an actual vagina ever could

>>174931193
Yeah. Feminine dicks are much better.

>>174931301
Yeah but after you fuck them about 100 times, especially the same one 100 times in a row, you need to find new ways to make them exciting, and at some point you just need to embrace their nature in an animalistic way.
You'll understand when you're older.

Wait I was a traitor? But I wasn't notified! Also I had no objectives aside from survive.

I am confused.

>>174931615
mixed gamemode is buggy as shit something something antag datums

>when you do more (mostly) non-harmful arrests than the actual security team
>drag a man beating another man to the brig, the bloodied victim behind, they just stare slackjawed until the fucktwit inevitably breaks the cable cuffs and leaves
why is bartender suffering

>>174931548
jokes on you im killing myself before I reach 30 ill never know

>>174931585
your gimmick was shitty enough as it was, do not make it suck harder trough self shilling

>>174931193
It's not about that.

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>explore space and find a vault with nuke op gear
>return to station with an energy shield and syndie ID
>go into the station and sec starts shooting me
>escape and go to roid
>share syndie stuff with mime and other guy
>one talismans me
>they take too long to convert me
>get up
>mfw stun them both and unzip my energy cutlass onto their faces

that was a fun round genetics bro

>>174931668
Because it's on a server where the only people who come to the bar for comfy drinks are the few and far between bay refugees, and everyone else comes purely for fighting and griff.

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>when someone is dying but isn't hungry

>>174931615
That's usually something that triggers randomly on people when a wiz casts summon guns or summon magic. This time the wiz didn't take those spells so it's probably a bug due to the admins forcing mixed.

>>174931790
This is the kind of shit that made me stop playing med.

>>174931735
Sorry for stunning you after you got jumped, I could have sworn Mudo got screened and implanted earlier since I took him in myself after he made off with a guy I was trying to arrest. I figured that he would have been whacked and tagged but he either got deimplanted, never got implanted at all, or they didn't screen him hard enough.

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Why doesnt that peanutbutter autist code something good like proper bolt action rifles

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>>174931979
>Garand
>bolt action

>>174932052
most of those rifles are bolt action though, don't think he meant the garand when he posted that.

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>>174931979
>garand
>bolt action

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>>174931979
That poor Mosin, jesus god man BORE YOUR SHIT

>be IAA
>see a sec officer riding around a janicart
>go and get a demotion key for him and have it stamped because thieves shouldn't be officers
>don't expect my method of disarming him to take it will work, but do it anyway because there's literally three minutes left in the round, who cares
>unbuckle him from the janicart and then get on it, so he harmbatons me
>after getting up, find him in the shuttle brig and disarm him again and take off his id
>once he gets up he stuns and bucklecuffs me
>even though that will keep me from moving for the rest of the round, he fires what I assume is a decloner at me (I'm not sure but I know it pushed me into the yellow) for daring to mildly inconvenience him
>another officer sees this and buckle cuffs him
>he screams for anybody around to come uncuff him, even after the shuttle docks
>he's so buttblasted about this he starts angrily talking about it in OOC after the round ends
Calm down bro, it's just a game.

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>>174931979
>Garand
>bolt action

>>174932052
What we really need coded is MREs

>>174932284
>>174932052
Nice!

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>>174932120
anon if this webm had a man with a bolt action in before the rest of the clips started and I talked about revolvers, would you think that I was implyign the garand was a revolver? of course you would
>>174932284
>>174932325
just nick them from colonial

>>174931979
Kept expecting a thumb loss

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Scho-Ka-Kola that gives you a small amount of hyperzine and healing when

>>174932237
nigger i wasnt butt blasting, all i wanted was post shuttle muderbone, i wouldnt even give a shit if you demoted me since it meant nothing to me by that point, everyone had all acess and acess was almost useless in the shuttle
You could have said "Officer, i want to demote you"
But no, you fucking spam disarm me without saying a word
The janitor was braindead half of the round and by that point i didnt give a fuck anymore, the station was fucked enough and i was useless.

You are a fucking IAA, not a wrestler, talk, fucking talk

>>174932568
>i wasnt butt blasting
No, you were butt blasted.
Also, tl;dr.

>>174932656
>tl;dr
why do i expect anything by plasmamen iaa players?

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>>174932567
also cans of it in maint that give you botulism instead

>>174931786
>come on when we're on bunker-worthy highpop
>some of the best bartenderin' I've had in a while, most of the 'shitters' coming in with shit they metagayed and having a good time, eventually had to drag a nigga out of prison because some shitcurity tried to perma him because he farted on an officer
Was a weird experience

>>174932567
>>174932778
when you think about it, spess is prime and ready material to turn into a /k/ spess fantasy

idea: when you walk into hearing range of someone, their last message is shown on the screen with a percentage of it missing according to how many ticks have past since they spoke
if it was just a few it would be from
FUCK YOUR SHIT
to
-CK YOUR SHIT
whereas a lot of ticks would be either nothing if it was long enough, say five or six seconds, or
-R SHIT

>>174933121

this is a pretty cool idea

>>174933285
The bad thing I can immediately tell is the lag, though
maybe the server keeps a short term save of all the speech so that a player that enters the range can pull from that instead of whatever we currently use for logs? I don't know I'm a retard who can't code
maybe a clientside database of all speech? That might be exploitable, though

>>174932713
This was the same IAA who demotion chipped me at the end for making coleslaw.

You know it really should change your title or something more than changing your ID sprite and access.

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>>174932052
>>174932162
>>174932252
I know the garand isn't a bolt action but every other rifle in that webm is not the garand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

Why is morena trying to force people to be gay?

>>174932890
Randomized Milsurp crates when?

>>174931790
>>174931902
That's actually a fantastic idea, and I tip my hat to whoever did it.

Reason: Skeleton people can only be given drugs through meat.

>>174903695
If only we could be so lucky

>>174903865
Shove 3 holy water tanks into the brig lobby and bless the janiniggers mop bucket constantly.

>>174933121
>>174933451
Can we just steal Lifeweb's idea so that the speech bubble appears while the person is typing, instead of after they press enter?

>>174907209
Because the only person who can do anything about him is pomf and pomf is too kind-hearted to shit on someone. Look at how long Sarca/Shin lasted for example.

>>174934537
This isn't even specific to lifeweb,
I'm pretty sure Lifeweb got speech bubbles from bay or from whatever codebase it developed form.

>>174907713
That doesn't matter because they have merge rights. We're literally irrelevant to them because pomf wont sack him and all the others with merge rights are in the same camp.

The only thing you could do that would make a different would be to fork and host your own server.

>>174917875
Got a link to the design doc?

>>174923160
Because if you exist for two weeks you're allowed to take the role and do stupid shit like putting the antique on your belt and not getting a holster. Campaign for a whitelist

>>174928218
Yeah. you don't have space protection though so you're in a bind with chasing niggers and the pressure damage and chore of having to suck down bicard periodically adds up

Kill yourself sawbones

>>174928218
>>174935854
And as anyone can tell you, armor doesn't protect you from the stuncuff strip and baton drag into space.

>dragon verbally kicking sawbones shit in on the forums
oh shit, dragons bringing the fuckin heat

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19514#p19514

>>174936869
Can we stop taking the CIDF sliding and focus on the coder shittery?

>>174937048
>implyign we can't be angry about both

I get the feeling you're sawbones trying to throw people off of his scent, or one of his buddies.

>>174934697

>lifeweb did it first
>ignoring the other spess serbias

paradise and some others have this, anon

havent played in a while, wasnt sawbones a notorious greytide shitter? whys that kid admin now?

>>174937120
Nope. I hate the greytiding powergaming nigger. We have bigger fish to fry though. We can't let it slip and risk pomf not walking into the uproar and finally doing something after this repeated shit

>>174937332
Needed admins in the time slot and he sufficiently didn't fuck up during his trialmin period.

The Green haired Devil that stole my heart

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>>174937332
not only is sawbones admin, his friend kolith got admin aswell but managed to preform worse than sawbones and got demoted. The fact that sawbones has stayed admin for this long is proof that there is something going on

>>174938248
>Memebones is the problem and not the ivory tower

Okay senpai.

>>174938475
2 completely separate problems but still problems none the less. But your probably right in that ivory tower is a bigger issue

>>174938248
sawbones is friends with anyone who is willing to talk to him

>>174938526
In the code-talk section of the ivory tower they've already discussed using sawbones as a distraction and have already blamed him entirely for everyone hating pjb's shitty change

>>174938659
gib screenshots i dont want to believe its true

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>>174918924
Deus Vault comrade

>>174922862
no, and I don't know who's shit posting my garbage

>>174938717
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A
go to the coder-talk tab and search sawbones. I left there since they are honestly more pathetic than dylan at this point

>>174938659
But Sawbones supports PJBs change, so how does that make sense?
He also abused the fuck out of the clown that was making fun of him in game.

>>174939194
They aren't very smart people.

Clusterfack -
but really though, there should be soome way to turn off github reactions
I haven't seen one meaningful discussion and compromise from anyone since theyve been added
albinobigfoot -
emojiis were a mistake
few know this
it turned github into reddit 2.0
:Thangery:
now sawbones and his cult of personality dominate all discourse(edited)
Clusterfack -
people "vote" without bothering to hear any rational discourse
and the dogpiling is insane
albinobigfoot -
if it weren't for emojiis I would've nerfed plasmemes into the ground without a hitch
I will never forget this
Clusterfack -
should have seen this coming ever since that dumb fridge PR
Zealot -
@albinobigfoot now sawbones and his cult of personality dominate all discourse(edited)
the fuck you talkin about
Clusterfack -
fuck off sawbones

Really activates the almonds.

http://ew.com/music/2017/04/24/elton-john-cancels-vegas-shows-hospitalized/

GUYS ROCKET MAN MIGHT DIE.

>>174940154
preemptive F

>>174940154
I remember when rock was young.

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>>174932360
>double action only
>that heavy trigger pull
>cylinder doesn't even lock properly according to google

what the fuck was that round

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>get hulk, remote view, xray,and telekinesis
>hide somewhere
>blow up mechanics with the chem dispenser
>break maint so that souhei dies
>break brig plasma windows to n2o flood
>brak HoP line hall windows
>break escape windows to zas
>break the shuttle windows
>no one knows who did it
>mfw red text but it was fun

>>174940989
A shining reason why I shouldn't play HoS or security.

Everybody except me should be banned.

>>174941151
Can we work something out

>>174941151
Anon if you want to just play with yourself you can do it outside of space.

>>174941019
You're not supposed to go after objectives, nerd.
They can see your name if you smash grilles.

Definitive Instrument tier list

>God tier
Trombone (funniest sprite and sounds good)

>Good tier
Piano
Harmonica (doesn't require hands to play)

>Meh tier
Guitar
violin
saxophone

>Shit tier
xylophone
glockenspiel

>>174941319
>Guitar
literally titan tier you plebian
you forgot the bikehorn

>>174941319
>God tier
gilded bike horn

>Shit tier
everything else

>>174941418
I forgot Bikehorn and recorder which should both be in Shit tier
the guitar sounds like ass

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DANCE SHOES WHEN

>>174941019
I thought I died to some meteor meme ZAS in maint

fug

>[18:02:24]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Tweedles): what the fuck, the wiki says the sting silences but it doesnt - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[18:02:56]ADMIN: PM: Dopaper/(Tweedles)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): paralyze
>[18:03:11]ADMIN: PM: Dopaper/(Tweedles)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): The wiki clearly says it silences
>[18:03:34]ADMIN: PM: Dopaper/(Tweedles)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): well now I'm fucking exposed so exuse me for being pissed
>[18:04:05]ADMIN: PM: Dopaper/(Tweedles)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): my entire round is fucked now
>[18:05:01]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Tweedles): how am I supposed to do my fucking objective now man - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[18:07:03]ADMIN: PM: Dopaper/(Tweedles)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): No man that's a fuckup with your code and now I'm in deep shit because it doesn't work like it fucking stated
>[18:15:22]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Tweedles): can you give me the scilence sting too since this one is broken - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[18:20:40]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Tweedles): anyway just want you to know it's some real fucking shit I got removed from the round because of a fucking error in the shitty fucking code - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.

>>174941319
I've only ever seen the violin and piano, where do you get the others?

>>174941292
i had a gas mask and someone else's PDA

>>174941646
Cargo

>>174941614
>being this much of a pathetic shit who cares about muh greentext that he goes crying to the admins
Don't do greentext kids. Just like, do your own thing. Be fun, creative. Practice your robustitude. Hatch an insane scheme and put it into action.

>>174941614
*hearty chuckle*
refugees OUT

>>174941614
Doesn't parasting silence for long enough to remove their headset? I've always taken para over silence for my first kill. Maybe everyone I've killed has just been a slow typer.

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>>174941614
holy shit this reads like a pubbie tears entry on the goon wiki

>>174941585

>Emagging the shoes allows the world to end

yes please

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>>174941614
I want everyone to look closely, because this is the kind of shit admins have to deal with on a regular basis. How long of this could you put up with before you start shitting on everyone who talks to you?
Think next time before you call someone a shitmin.

>>174941504
Guitar sounds good

>>174941820
para never silences, so yes, you are lucky that no one has ever yelled out ; HELP X IS LING
If you're going for a safe, non-meme and non-cheese run as ling your only two real starting options are silence + a ghetto stun or paralysis + chloral/EMP/really fast headset stripping times

>>174941614
that guy was unrobust as fuck
>parastung
>dragged into maint
>cry bloody murder on comms
>sting wears off
>disarm window slam, disarm window slam
I was in the middle of dunking him HARD when security showed up and responded to my cries for help
if they had taken another 30 seconds to arrive I would have killed him myself

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>>174941031

>that guy bitching about the janicart

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>>174941585
I actually made a sprite for those some time ago.

>>174942067
to be fair given he was a clown he probably couldn't cuff or kill you safely
kind of makes me wonder how clowns are supposed to succ at all, maybe their arm blade doesn't do the self-harm thing other weapons do?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZeUmyxACe0

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>>174941585
Spriting at 4am gets you this. Lessons learned.

>>174941972
I would just start fucking with them tbqh in the most deliciously ironic and fitting ways

>that autist starts whining about his sting not silencing
>follow him and everytime he tries to succ or sting, make him emit loudnigra.wav loud enough for everyone in a huge radius around him to hear
>also give him the squeaky clown shoe effect permanently

>>174943252
Replace the sound that plays when you succ someone into the scotland forever song in its entirety.

>>174936869
It's a sad state of affairs that he is part of our admin team

I know we are clearly desperate for numbers, but come the fuck on

>>174942267
could be wrong but I believe clown antags have the clumsy gene off

>>174944389
They used to, it was recently changed so that antag clowns are still clumsy.

>>174944568
good

>>174942607
what the fuck am I watching?

>>174942267
Its very likely that armblades don't have a clumsy check, its mostly on security equipment to lower clown's ability to screw over the law. Traitor clowns get their own selection of tools that require clumsy to prevent mishap, like the banannon or the ebanana.

>>174942267
There's a bunch of ways to get around clumsy and you can simply deal with comms so they can scream all say while you simply punch them to death then succy succy

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>>174942267
I'm going to make it so clumsy clowns can handcuff, it removed too many goofy clown gimmicks.

https://discord.gg/Wcew8

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any day now

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