/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Flusha cheated.

>>174829218
#truth

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Low energy cast

FUCK anime

>>174829218
Impossible to deny after this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rUvnuOWBc

coldzera is cheating

>>174831965
cry moar Godzera is legit

Taco take note, don't get knifed.

Cold's a fucking beast.

Brax is a fuckin skeleton, holy shit

oh my god yanko

>yanko
fuck

gambit on suicide watch

reminder that csgog is an anti-anime general

>adren
rage toggling

>team A winning, team B starts choking
>team B pauses
>team B starts winning, team A starts choking
the script that never gets old

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>>174834078
that's not true! hmph

does anyone remember a vid posted here a few months back where someone would troll kids into raging and getting them banned for griefing? if you can, post the link pls

>>174836012
bump for interest

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>>174835927
>hmph

>>174835927
can i cum in ur mouth?

fallen toggling as usual
this fucking piece of shit deserves to die

>>174836909
get good

fucking scream jesus christ

>>174836909

lmao whitie mad as FUCK.

yanko needs to shut the fuck up and let the pros talk

How is YNK such an awful caster.

gambit big noob

>>174836883
>mfw I call out my IGL for baiting live on stream

what a great cast guys

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HOW

TELL ME HOW

HOW THE FUCK

HOW

CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE??????????

>steel lingering like an autist
lmao

huh

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>>174838112
no one can compete

was a good tourny desu
did enjoy

What team is the best at partying?

>>174838650

friberg casting was 10/10, so much to know about a computer game.

>>174838650
heartwarming end movie too

>>174838687
Wish I was there

Good tournament, reminder that gaming is supposed to be about having fun

Fun and comfy tourney, 10/10 will tune in again.

garbage tournament. Most unprofessional casting I've heard ever in a CSGO tournament. Literally no hype in any of the matches. BTS have no business hosting any tournament whatsoever. Maybe dota likes that cringey and unprofessional shit because their playerbase are a bunch of children, but the rest of esports audience don't.

>>174839463
yeah i agree i also prefer serious video game events for serious gamers like myself

>>174839463
I too hate fun

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youtube.
com/Chillhopdotcom
youtube for all the break music, pretty comfy
#freebrax

>>174839463
I'm also a mature adult and I want my video game events where they play video games to be deadly serious. Really the commentary from the casters should be like documentary commentary on the rape of nanking.

>>174838180
wew
it's the autism and ego that keep steel from being decent
just focus on not being a NEET streamer

>>174839674
If you thought the cs_summit was "fun", you're proibably underage.

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Who going to dreamhack austin?

>>174839463
totally, people in shorts and socks, not dressed properly. people eating in the background and ruining the atmosphere and those memey cringe vids.

Im mailing summit to tell all this things and hopefully we see a more professional tourney, really a shame.

>>174839736
>t. 18 year old whos a little too proud of having just turned 18
Pipe down

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what the fug n0thing

>>174839463

Agree, eSPORTS (get it? they are SPORTS) are a very serious matter and should be treated accordingly, I recommend that every game is casted by my favourite (and most professional) casters: Anders and Semmler. These guys are the only ones worthy of casting such a great e-SPORT (because yes normies, it IS a SPORT).

>>174839463
yo reddit glad you could make it my man

>>174840013
If you liked this tournament, you literally are reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/675ulv/thank_you_beyondthesummit/

>>174840110
>if they like it, we must hate it

hows your life bro?

>>174839889
youtube.
com/watch?v=btlP_2-GcMQ
after watching this i can conclude that everyone hates n0thing
>>174840110
>reddit spacing
>calling others reddit
hello reddo

>>174840110
>there are people falling for this garbage quality bait

>>174840110
By that logic, if you like video games you're "literally R.eddit".

>>174840110
wew, being even more of an elitist contrarian than steel

it was an objectively enjoyable tournament

>>174841127
no

it was a subjectively enjoyable tournament

tfw only have flick aim
how do i git gud at tracking

amerikkka, god bless you if it's good to you

>>174842220
lower your sens, get a better mouse

it was an objectively and subjectively enjoyable tournament

>>174842220
I'm shit at tracking too but lowering my sens helped me get a bit better

PLEB TIER: Coldzera is cheating
ENLIGHTENED TIER: Everyone is cheating
ASCENDED TIER: The match is scripted
OMNISCIENT TIER: Cheating is a myth created by the CIA to dishearten upcoming CSGO players for nefarious reasons

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>>174842350
damn... damn

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>reddit trying to ruin everything as usual

>>174842701
His analysis isn't that bad, but it is no good during actual play. He just goes on for too long and his attempts at injecting himself into banter suck. He'd be fine on a desk trying to out autism Thorin though.

>>174842339
>>174842351
b-but my sens is at 1.5@400

>>174842842
dazed is much better with dealing with thorin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAA0_90fOII

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I'm going to be interviewing pros at DH austin, what are some questions you want asked?

>>174843549
Why are you so bad at CS?

>>174843549
Are traps gay?

we almost had it, will we win at Austin?

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>4chan based on contrarianism
>steel is contrarian
>4chan hates him

do you hate yourself or something?

>>174843549
top 5 anime

>>174844946
gb2reddo

i make a play fukin up ur hole life

>>174844946
/csgog/ is plebbit 2.0 with +edge on console

>>174844946
Its just reddit falseflagging. We like steel

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>>174852649
>We like steel

a

rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZ6I6I0tNA

I'm done casting at cs_summit and wanted to get helpful feedback for the future. I'd prefer to be a coach for a pro team (not allowed to be though) and being on the analyst desk would be my second choice as I do like to talk in depth about subjects rather than quickly get some point across. Having said that, I'm open to doing more casting gigs and already have things lined up so it is necessary to get helpful feedback.

To address criticisms I've already received:

"steel is too bias towards NA". I don't even know how to address this as it couldn't be more wrong. I'm known for talking down on NA teams and how bad they've been and lost they look in matches. Whenever I read this criticism, I wonder if people miss the context of my original point.

"steel is too confrontational". When you have four people on a couch and up to three of them are ex-pros, you are bound to have different opinions. If the cast is just myself and a play by play, I can say whatever I want without anyone to agree or disagree. From the people I've talked to, they find differing opinions refreshing in a sense since you don't just have mr. Agreeable sitting next to you saying "yeah exactly" all the time.

"steel cuts off other casters when the caster is talking and should try to wait for a better time to give his input or select the most important talking point and make it as easy and quick to talk about as possible". Thanks, this is something I can actually use and think about the next time I'm casting. I'll try to apply this for the future to improve.

I'm off to have lots of food and drink now so I'll check back on responses later today / tomorrow on my way home. Thanks for watching the summit and be like Timmy.

>>174860112
Wicked or weakness?
You gotta see this
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Nobody pray for me
It's been that day for me
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
Finesse a nigga with some counterfeits
But now I’m countin' this
Parmesan where my accountant lives
In fact, I'm downin’ this
D'USSÉ with my boo bae tastes like Kool-Aid for the analysts
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won't you sit it on my taste bloods?
I get way too petty once you let me do the extras
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' Tetris
A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M., funk
Piss out your per diem, you just gotta hate 'em, funk
If I quit your BM, I still ride Mercedes, funk
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral
Soprano C, we like to keep it on a high note
It's levels to it, you and I know, bitch, be humble

Who dat nigga thinkin' that he frontin' on Man-Man?
(Man-Man)
Get the fuck off my stage, I'm the Sandman (Sandman)
Get the fuck off my dick, that ain't right
I make a play fucking up your whole life
I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks, ayy
This shit way too crazy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy
I blew cool from AC, ayy, Obama just paged me, ayy
I don't fabricate it, ayy, most of y'all be fakin', ayy
I stay modest 'bout it, ayy, she elaborate it, ayy
This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ayy
Watch my soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy
If I kill a nigga, it won't be the alcohol, ayy
I'm the realest nigga after all, bitch, be humble

ayo

>>174843549
what do you think about valve only intervening in skin gambling when someone tried to sue them, coming after the money they were making off the popularity of it, and not intervening earlier despite the community practically begging for it?

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what memes are we going to see at #DreamHackAustin?

>>174864050
>despite the community practically begging for it?

where

>>174864434
non because it's a "professional" event

>>174864640
everywhere?

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I have resized my hud to be slightly smaller than the actual screen space but I still get this weird clipping issue. Do I need to install custom hud to get rid of this or something? Please help. Screen resolution is 2560x1080.

>>174865201
Height is wrong. That's a fucked up aspect ratio.

>>174865341
It's called 21:9 and it's excellent in Battlefield 1 for example, also lot of 3rd person shooters shine with it.

I did some googling and apparently it's been a known issue for few years already. Valve...

What's with all the Russians in the game? It's really annoying to play when the team chat is full of gibberish etc. I don't like this culture, if you play on international servers the language should be standard English...

>>174865201
Why are you not using 800x600 blackbars?
Its the best res for csgo

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/csgog/, how the fuck am I supposed to git gud when the Casual modes are fucking useless for that?

>go to deathmatch
>top scorer in the entire game
>go to casual
>single-handedly comeback an almost lost game
>go to competitive
>be the lowest scoring team member and mute someone who got salty at me for playing so awful

>>174867594
Forgot to mention that I went to third-party matchmaking and all I got was a server that disconnected like 2 minutes into the game.

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>>174866851
I'm not such a pro. I play games to enjoy aural and visual stimulation. 21:9 is great for lot of games.

[/end shilling]

AH HAH YEA

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What CSGO characters are literally you?
I'm Thorin because we are both misunderstood aspies.

>>174872045
richard lewis without the wit or friends.

>there are still no black outlines on GUI elements
>player collision still hasn't been disabled during the first 10 seconds after round start
>128 tick never
>language based matchmaking never
>functional ping limits never

Is CRT most optimal for competitive play? Post your battlestations.

>>174844946
>4chan based on contrarianism

wrong

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>>174872254
>player collision still hasn't been disabled during the first 10 seconds after round start

>>174872217
Hi Richard

>>174867594
Play more comp then, duh. How do you expect to git gud at the game without playing the game?

>>174872254
>player collision
Although it's annoying it adds variability to the game.
The game would become too static if people were able to peek the same angles at exactly the same time.
That's not a meta we should encourage.

I used to enjoy playing dota general's inhouses, is this a thing in cs go? Like 10 people of various skill just playing for fun.

>>174874408
Buy a smurf and play casual. Nice mix of smurfs, cheaters and noobs.

>>174874129
Randomized player spawns add plenty variety

The ineptitude of my teammates needs not be a factor, too

>>174874772
Even with randomised spawns it's too static. Being forced to hold a rush from a less than ideal angle makes the game a little different, doesn't it? Cts choose different angles T's are left to decide whether it's a fake or trap

>>174874692
Casual is 10v10 and I don't wanna play with cheaters.

I WANT A FRIGGIN BF TO PLAY WITH

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>tfw all aim no brain

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>tfw all brain no aim

>>174873556
Instructions unclear, still silver after 10 millennia in comp

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>hits the hard shots misses the easy one's

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>hit sick flicks miss spray when enemy has their back at me

>>174878516
why would you spray someone who has their back turned

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>tfw team dead, they took one guy with them, I've killed 3 dudes, going 21 and 5
>last enemy spotted in a sneaky play
>he doesn't see me and is scoped in looking the wrong direction
>whiff the shot
>team laughing
>I'm yelling
>quickly spray the guy down and throw my ak away for an mp9

i'm watching pansy's stream and she said she wanted erotic fanfiction written about her

>>174867594
it's easy to feel shit or give up playing matchmaking because people yell at you just have to learn to live with it or play 5 man's with friends

>no EU northeast servers to this day
>have russian 11 year olds every game

Why Is Everyone Who goes to 4chan Generals So Fucking Lame?

>>174886189
Why are 15 year olds on 4chan?
Pls engrish betterer

>>174838180
Does steel really not realize he has severe autism and would be more suited to casting a speedrunning tournament

is anomaly /our guy/?

>>174890895
yo wtf why do you have a 4chan at your name

>>174890978
he pays to post

>>174829162
If you have any cheap shit you don't want throw it my way and I'll gamble with your shit
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=393943732&token=rcPDFfBc

>>174876297
You female?
/Id/ldat

>>174893849
yes im female(male)

>>174894351
Are you cute?

>>174894351
If ya got a weiner I gotta dip.

>tfw have 2 steam friends that fancy themselves youtubers
>one has ~60 subscribers and the other has like ~200
>tfw shoot the shit with them and make hilarious bantz before I even knew they are wannabee youtubers
>no videos up with me in it :'(

What do you do in case your team are retards? They run and shoot everywhere etc fucking it up for you. This game can be very annoying. And guy named "Ahmet" uses flashbangs very liberally.

>>174897949
Cry and start playing stupid aggressive just for the mvp Stars so you don't lose much elo

>>174898083
I have anger management issues and I am really close breaking something.

>>174898354
Same but I just go to the shed and split some logs.

>>174898354
I feel.
I have a fidget spinner that kinda helps.
Smoke some weed. Not enough to make your aim garbage, just enough to improve your mood

>>174897949
I've only ever been tilted enough to be properly mad once, so I went to the gym and lifted some heavy things.

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>tfw 23yo manchild who gets mad at video games

Is it harder to get to Global as a solo player than in a 2 stack? What about a 5 stack.

>ironically open shroud's stream while eating
>retards literally donating to him to blog irrelevant bits of their lives, as if anyone cares

Help I need a doctor.

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>tfw babbies cry and add me after I beat them
>play casual cus I know they will join to talk smack
>little do they know, I relish the chance to talk over the top of people and make jokes about their genetic defects and sexual orientation
>they spend 30 minutes either trying to beat me and getting salty, or trying to kick me while shit-talking
>mfw they leave and unfriend me after getting destroyed

>>174901827
What really happened.

>tried being a le epin trole
>got dismissed by adults
>started autistic screeching
>got blocked
>came on 4chan to damage control and validate your actions with lies

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>>174876297
I'll be your or anyone else's bf as long as you play with me. Please add me, I don't want to solo queue.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/havesomefaith/

tfw mind of global but body of nova

>>174902703
>1.2 hours past 2 weeks

you probably use steam only for erping

>>174903413
I don't erp on steam. I just came back to the game and currently not playing any other steam games, hence not many hours.

>>174902002
I've got mad bantz up my sleeves, friendo

They join up thinking I'm some kind of autismal push-over, since I barely type to them during the match after they get mad, calling me a hacker or getting into a rage by dying from a stupid place.

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>>174902002
I post pictures of Anders to show my superiority

>>174904257
Everyone point and look at this bell pepper lookinass madboi.

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>>174904672

>>174904672
pls no bully
typing arguments aren't as fun as making someone basically cry over the mic

>>174902703
What rank?
What region?

>>174905107
>aren't

FUCKING LMAO EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS KID AND HIS SPELLING MISTAKE

HE THINKS HE MAKES PEOPLE MAD WHEN HE'S BASICALLY A RETARD

HOLY SHIT HAAAAAAH

>>174905202
>What rank?
MG2 or something but I'm rankless right now.
>What region?
EU. Says right on the profile.

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>>174905273

>>174905391
I'm a shit Nova 3, If you still want to play I'll add you.
>EU. Says right on the profile.
Saw this after I made my post.

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>>174905671
Don't make me angry

>>174905451
>no text this time

Are you afraid of misspelling something else, and getting turbo roasted? I know I'd be.

>>174905787
Go for it, anon.

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>>174905789
If you get angry you'll miss every shot, son.

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>>174905865
I should've realised the game was up; you've caught onto my lil' ploy. I'll win next time.

>>174907162
REEE

>>174908071
hello reddo

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>>174908071
This is me hitting your team.

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>>174908432
>He thinks I'm reddo
I'm in it for the (You)'s
And the Aren'ts.

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>>174908802

>>174908817
>naming your reddit reaction images
>REEE
>le you's xd
>not a reddo

heh

>no good streams on

>>174909479
uhhh olaf is on, rubino, femalecslive and /ourguy/ shroud

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>>174909330
Like a moth to a flame

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>>174909672
b-but shroud isn't playing csgo....

>>174909952
Like a redditor to reddit.

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>>174910682
I'm running out of reddo pics
Mind if I start facebo' posting instead?

>>174910992
>facebo'

hello reddo

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>>174911178

why was this game designed to be unfun

Is cArn's Theory Of Counter-Strike really worth watching

Richard lewis flaming randoms on anders' chat
Come and poke him for a laugh

>>174909479
https://www.twitch.
tv/megaman_tv

>>174912880
this dude is pissed lol

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r8 my new knife

>>174916052
only time an urban masked skine actually looked good. still a trash skine along with trash knife

Just decided to play this again after playing better games for 8months at school
this game is awful why do people play it

>>174919032
>better games

Only better game is 1.6. What have you been playing fuccboi?

>>174919439
H1Z1

>>174920606
Make sure you don't wander around any dark alleys by yourself at night in the coming few weeks.

>>174919439
fez, some indie shit, overwatch, css on a really modded wcs server, gungeon, rampage knights, a shitty VN
even the shitty VN was better than csgo

>>174921117
not even him. baited the FUCK out of you kid

So what is the deal with keys? Do I need to pay 1.99 quid just to get shitty skin, really? I just got 'Gamma 2 Case' whatever that means.

I see lot of cool weapons in the game. All the elite guys are rocking neon colored AK-47s and cool sniper rifles.. where do they get them?

(I'm new)

>>174921151
>overwatch, css

I will literally murder you.

>not a single brax fragmovie yet
what le fug

>>174927325
make one yourself you loser dipshit braindead nigger loving fuck

>>174928574
hey FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO NOW FAGGOT

https://clips.twitch
.tv/CogentCooperativeTroutNotLikeThis
wow faggots you made him cry
apologize.

>>174930767
he is crying because his trap left him and not because of CS

>>174930767
so instead of practicing even harder he just whines about how much of a loser to his streamkiddies. Just replace shroud with Hiko and C9 will be tier 1 again.

>>174931654
fuck off hiko go away before you eat the whole thread

>>174931654
>hiko
>on a pro team
>a good thing

lol

>>174931654
Fat fuck
Choke on dick Hiko

>>174931824
>>174932056
twitchkiddies like you are the reason losers like shroud play in top teams and take spots for LAN proven legends like Hiko

Friendly reminder: this is what happens when Hiko gets to play under the right circumstances. You are shitting on NA's last hope to win a major.

http://www.hltv.org/news/11929-top-20-players-of-2013-hiko-9

>>174932441
for further reference https://www.gfinity.net/news/details/thorin-s-top-20-cs-go-players-of-all-time-20-11

>>174932268
>>174932441
first steel now you, fuck off hiko stop posting in our general

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Does anyone here put stickers on vanilla? I always put new stickers from majors on m4a4/a1/ak/awp so i wouldnt have empty inv since i always bet away the skins ( i never bet the knife tho)....

>>174932268
no more american teams left for you to destroy, frig off

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>>174932610
Gonna buy some iBP stickers for my ak
it's patrician desu

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Guys what was your comfiest period of playing csgo? Mine was summer of 2015 when operation bloodhound was added ah the memories... Zoo, Logs, Resort comfy summer days best pro scene (c9 summer) best major ever (esl cologne 2015) new skin collection, falchion knife etc... Fuck man i want operation so badly...

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our roided manlet freak is streaming lads

>>174932773
Cologne 2014,Dh 14 or kato 14? And are you putting it on vanilla ak or skin? Since whenever i waste money on stickers i put them on skins sometimes on shittier worthless one too thinking i will keep them forever like knife but i always end up betting them and losing it cuz i get bored after month or i upgrade to better knife...

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what did he mean by this?

Why hasn't Valve tried putting the CS:S knife in CS:GO?

>>174933015
idk whatever is reasonbly priced i guess
and ya my vanilla ak

>>174931245
he upgraded to a corean gf 2bh

>>174933232
friendo ibp played 3 majors only... the cheapest normal non holo or foil sticker is from cologne 2014 and it costs 7$, dreamhack one costs 10$ and katowice 2014 (best stickers in game) is like 340$...

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leave it to me

>>174933760
>from 10 to 340
w-why is there no medium priced sticker ;-;
like 30-50usd or something

>>174933814
how long before all teams move to glorious and sunny USA

>>174933873
IBP played few majors... There are 2 IBP holos and 3 normals... (there are ibp foils from cologne and katowice 14 and ibp golden foil from dh 14 in form of souvenir but only shit skins are souvenirs) Basically the only medium ranged ibp sticker is ibp cologne 2014 holo (18$)... I would rather suggest you to get like mlg or eleague stickers since they are the best looking after katowice 2014... Ofc if you can afford like 3-4k$ for ibp holo or 350$ of normal one then good luck...

>>174933814
When are they going to announce their new org? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>174934756
b-but there's some 20 doillar stickers right here

>>174877024
>pronax

>>174933814
>chebby

Ruined the whole team for me, thanks asshole.

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literally how do i make this jump

>>174937664
Learn how to strafe jump

>>174937664
https://youtu.be/SlCRfTmBSGs

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>>174829162

>teammate abandons
Lets surrender
>no you lose more rank if you surrender
>proceed to waste 30 minutes of my life because of autist
I want to reach through the network and kill you pieces of shit

>>174941718
maybe make some friends.

what the fuck is wrong with tagging and the aimpunch it causes? It's like a norecoil script fucking up bad time whenever I'm trying to control the recoil and then get shot.
Also I'm getting tagged and then still have 100HP left from time to time.

This 64tick?

>autistic blind/deaf nigga still getting 1k+ views
when will this meme end?

>>174943053
when dazed starts his stream

Why do people grief?

>>174944780
because nothing alleviates being mad than spreading it around

>>174941718
Basically if you surrender or quit, you have no chance of clawing back the pretty severe amount of elo you've already lost in a round-by-round basis.

Playing for MVP's gives you the chance of pulling it back, even if you are going 3-12 it's worth trying to make a few plays and get some kills, unless you're bottom fragging and are getting destroyed

>>174950180
>he's actually this dumb
surrendering after a teammate abandons does not affect your elo in any way

>>174950385
>he doesn't read before smugposting
I'm not going to spell out your retardation for you.

>>174950479
>he doesn't understand the argument
why try to "claw back" elo in a guaranteed 4v5 stomp when you could just surrender at no cost and play a fair match?

>>174933760
>>174933873


"iBUYPOWER (Holo) | Cologne 2014" are 55$usd. Have one on my awp and one on my ak

Are all source sounds free stock sounds or what? So many times I'll be watching anime and hear the metal clang that we are all so familiar with and it takes me completely out the show

>>174950180
>>174950385
If you surrender you lose the elo you have already lost. Its far better to do this than suffer through losing more rounds and losing even more when you have no chance

>>174951060
Ah, I see. So you're the anchor that begs people to surrender.

>>174951396
>If you surrender you lose the elo you have already lost.
Exactly, but if you surrender immediately after your teammate abandons instead of autistically "clawing back" elo in a 4v5, you've only lost elo from a fair 5v5 fight.

>>174951331
Shut up sourcebaby.

>>174951662
So leave, if your top fragger is still making plays and scooping up mvp stars and you anchors are still losing the game for them, you're better off abandoning.

You're just being autismal about wanting to immediately re-queue, it's not about elo or how well other players are doing. You're just being selfish.

>>174952806
Source engine fuckwit

LIKE AH HAH

Really makes me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5EKQGW_ktw

>>174959917
I was behind c9 when this happened, literally wanted to punch semphis tbqh

>>174959917
Why didn't he just shoot at his back instead of shooting like a retard in the corner?

>>174960065
why indeed.

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>>174960065
>why dont na players have a brain

>>174959917
>>174960827
Why do you keep posting these old ass webms

>kabum
>semphis

lmao

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>>174961053

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I found rule 63 Brax

>>174963246
literally kys

https://play.esea.net/teams/8680365 Reminder to join the official csgog esea squad! Join pass is kankerbek

>>174963312
why delete first post? go nys

w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4

>playing terrorists
>sametmohamed0 attacked a team mate!
Is this a joke?

yo

>>174971774
Mohamed?

>haven't played for about a year, regularly in maybe two
>jump into a comp game
>actually doing pretty well, one guy on the enemy team is giving me a challenge though
>place
>silver 3
Oh.

>>174968976
In R6 I had a Fuze named "Ahmed" who ended up blowing up himself and the hostage, made me laugh

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>after 800 h, finally made it to LEM
>suddenly everyone is a csgo god with + 2000 hours
>others even more, played with a 6000h faggot today
>back to DMG AGAIN
>lose skills because DMG is utter shit

Not gonna make it?

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Any hatjews here? Popular firearms youtube channels have started to give rifles decent paint jobs now, won't be long until your csgo skin is stolen by one of them. Find a lawyer to protect your copyright.

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>>174978536
Trying to get good at 64 tick matchmaking is the biggest csgo meme. Real team play and coordination is few and far between if you don't have a pre-made team or at least play esea/fpl/cevo

anyone got webm/gifs of that thicc as fuck chick from the summit event ?

help a man grease his monkey here lads.

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>>174984842

>>174985959
that'll do.

>>174978994
I don't understand a single thing you tried to say

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Discuss.

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>>174986376

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just ordered a zowie za12

tell me /csgog/, how much did i goofed?

>>174988419
Just use Razer! Also drink Mt. Dew and eat Doritos.

>>174988419
It's not a Steelseries Sensei, so a lot.

May god have mercy on your soul.

Hiko just said on stream that brazilians sent him death threats and harassed his family.

>>174991234
That's the only thing what they are good for: beheading people and doing inhumane shit. Whole South America is such a dump.

>>174988419
Rip

>>174991642
Argentina is white tho. So they should be good goys over there

>Hiko literally throws EVERYONE at Liquid under the bus
That fat fuck is never going to be on another team again

>>175001261
I'd throw you under a bus anon, if you catch my drift.

>>174998954
Argentina is bad goys for harboring nazis

>>175001261
he will his brand is just getting bigger he smart he kept quiet until peacemaker talked about it

>>174990818
I drink Gfuel

>>175002707
classic Hiko, baiting until the end

>>175002707
You can't air shit like this out in public even after you leave the team. This shit happens in sports he's fucking done

>>175003550
you're thinking about this wrong. He's done with being a pro anyway for countless other reason, no reason to hold back now and it gets more twitch viewers. By talking shit about liquid he is able to look like the lonely hero.

>>175003975
He's honestly comes off like a huge piece of shit for talking about this
t. someone who played sports

>>175003550
he aired it all out good for him. doesnt do him any good holding it all in look at his stats

>>174991019
Or a Steelseries Rival 700 with the Pixart 9800 sensor.
The sensor is the best

>>175001261
What happened?

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https://imgur.com/a/8bS8q
which is the best?

>>175005912
still wondering why they didn't use 'free willy' for c9.

>hit 2 guys for 90+
>"well at least i did something this round"
>both get headshot by AWPs

>playing total shitters
>start 14-0
>lol can't play on secured servers disconnected by VAC
Are you fucking shitting me gabe?

>>175007052
>Kill 2 terrorists, tag another to 3hp and another to 30
>still lose round

>>175005912
hi reddo

>>174941718
someone needs to disprove all these elo myths already

>>175008215
>waah why do i get banned when i cheat

>>175010317
>implying

>>174952918
>it's not about elo or how well other players are doing
You're right, it's about having fun. Games are for having fun, right? Playing a 4v5 isn't fun.

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>>174991019
>he uses a laser sensor
have fun getting cucked by innacurate tracking, unless you want to use it at 3200 DPI, laserfag

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>>175011532
why arent you copping the white ec series mice?

>>174988419
It's a good mouse but I thought the hump was way too big, but I also use fingertip and ZA is shit for that. FK2 is love, FK2 is life.

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Weigh in lads

M4A4 or M4A1s?

Five seven or Cz75?

Tec 9 or Cz75?

>>175014250
a1
cz
tec9

bonus:
usps

>>175014250
>Tec 9 or Cz75?
>cz on T side
How is this even a question?

Our guy worldedit is streaming

>>175014250
a1
fiveseven
tec9

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>csgog

>>175014250
a1
cz (sometimes switch to five-seven)
tec9

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>>175014250
A4 always run out of bullets with the A1 and the spray pattern is weird. A1 is good for sneaky beaky T side antics though.
CZ75 I have a ST one with over 1k kills I use on both sides.
Deagle cause I'm no troll and I have a FN Blaze so may as well.
USPS although the p2k is a lasergun for spamming

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What is it with mediocre to bad Russian manchildren that votekick you for missing a shot despite lagging so hard on their dirt-farmed potato PC that they can't even throw a grenade around a corner properly?

>>175014250

M4A1-S for sneaky headshots

but fundamentally I realise M4A4 is the better workhorse rifle, I pick up an AK the first chance I get so who gives a shit.

>>175021378
>excellent tier
>css
bait image

is he right or is he right?

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/857019989458657280

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WHY are these retards casting

>>175024131
He's wrong as always. It's better to have a team of okay-ish players who respect each other than one star player who is also cunt and causes issues inside the team. Seeing as the guy is supposed to be a fucking historian, he should know that history proves him wrong.

>>175025174
fnatic squad doesnt get a long with each other and look at how theyre doing

>>175025409
Exactly

>>175021378
>muh nostalgia

>another useless fucking update

>>175021378
RIP TFC you didn't deserve this

and they say cs_summit took forever look at what esl is doing right now! im trying to watch the liquid v c9 match niggas

>>175021378
>Champions
It isn't even out yet and I have a few Russian keys, can Americans play without ban/problems?

does anyone have the gif where hik0 had his crosshair on the gap between long doors, then he flicks to someone behind the wall and starts tracking them?

>>175034536
you sure you don't mean b apts?

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leave it to me

>>175035638
it might be, i don't remember

>>175036523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRPrQ4BohA

https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/857044395874562048

NA best country confirmed

>>175037006
>I think NA is GOAT but I can't live there
>Amerifats get triggered
Stop being so spoiled and grow up