sc2

mom got me wendys :3

based birthgiver

how long was the thread down for?

gook

hmm lab would be the safe answer but you could easily find them at printing houses... they have blunted needles to refill ink so i don't see how a pipette is that far off

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StarCraft II StarLeague 12h 50m
sOs vs Zest
INnoVation vs aLive
Solar vs ByuL
Stats vs Patience
Maru vs Dark

my chest and tummy still hurt from the pinches...
gonna have bruises probably:(

sounds like you got owned badly

rubbing my cock rn jan

thats illegal around here kid

i'm a bad boy who needs to be punished~
*wiggles butt at jan*

discipline me janjan > \ \ \ \ <

baby yebin...

what's jan's endgame

gay sex

I am just coming back here for the first time in years and what is going on? Who are you people? Does anyone play Starcraft? What is even going on here?

cho ugly af today

fuck that whore i hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers

omo...

this is the life that i chose....

she'd probably love that
coal burning whore

just made an instagram

i hope she runs into that deranged street nigger who calls people kkk all the time :/

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Welcome to the dumbshit general. We say really dumb shit.

Got anything to say about starcraft? Give us a post. We're scraping the bottom of the barrel here so anything you've got is more than welcome here at dumbshit general.

jan....

janny what are you doing...

https://youtu.be/A_0iFOtmPoE
haha... awesome...

janny dumb pigskin BITCH!

the luxurious hair of a gook running through your hands at a punishing 120 cycles per minute while you have your finger on the zero latency air release valve...
truly decadence...

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>>174820504
pretty good line up tonight, should make for some good games

>>174824352
a fushigi ball with the sc2 logo inside
where do i buy one???

>>174826094
love delinquent anime girls...

>>174824118
got any pics?

id smoke but i do a lot of sports well i skate about 3 times a week but i like cardio fitness i tihnk its important

*travels back to 1998 when skating was cool*

*travels back to 1940*
time to do some good...
*joins the SS*

>>174827810
you wouldnt get in

yeah watch me
*does it*

>>174824352

Brood War rises from the ashes!

couldnt make it 10 minutes into a dota game its so fucking boring
just abandoned :/

>>174829390
which dotaman did you pick?

>>174830830
i did leshrac mid
hitting creeps is mind numbingly shit

hate fags

i did gook mid
hitting gooks is mind numbingly gook

https://prettyasianbrides.com/#price

2bitcoins for an awife....
:thinking:

i can resist everything except temptation
-jerry sandusky

what if they send you the ugliest stinker they have

good luck sending her back for a refund

i don't care that poop comes outta there
-J. sandusky

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hmm...

>>174834164
honeypot

imagine not buying a virgin prettyasianwife, LOL
thats something that idiot complaining about the price of wireless routers would do

im on a 14 game win streak on rated games on lichess lol

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3k for a amommy gf

does anyone in here actually still play sc2

i haven't browsed these generals for 5 years

yeah totally man... everyday /s

>>174835010
everyone is waiting for remastered

>>174835010
we moved on to chess

no we didnt lol

gonna jo then reset my ip then shower then might make a post or two then sleep :)

>>174834164
seek help

we dont judge here motherfucker

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SlowRetardGeniso at 27 bishop d5+ if you take the bishop with 27.... knightxD5 why to retake that knight with your knight and sacrificing your queen?
SlowRetardGenithis puzzle is BS i hate when I lose points for such things...
SlowRetardGeniI know that in both instances (recapturing on d5 with queen or knight) white is going to end up with 1 major piece and 1 minor piece and
SlowRetardGeniblack is going to have 2 minor pieces and a major piece (both major pieces being the rooks)
SlowRetardGenibut atleast by talking with the queen white will retain some oportunity to presure and worst case scenario if queens are exchanged he is
SlowRetardGenigoing to have a pawn on D5 gving some presure to black...
Shalteryou should consider removing the "genius" part from your name
Shaltertake a look at the game and you'll see why taking with the queen is equally bad, or even worse
secretcamelDifficult puzzle, had to come here to take a look. Nice conversation btw.
secretcamelPS. Still struggling to fully understand this

none of that made any sense
hope this chessnorm gets mugged by 'at-risk youth'

i need fiber before i ladder

just watched that boondocks episode "the story of gangstalicious part 2" and i gotta say the writing is simply some of the best you'll ever see in western cartoons

good jokes, excellent pacing and a happy ending that still feels kind of blue

word we like the boondocks here except for season 4

baby yebin break
https://youtu.be/4iZMY8Cgip8

*drops an elbow on baby yebin*

really really wish i had some oj right now

i got nothing

i guess i could smoke some weed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4FE-01jFIc
this sums up fat people perfectly
god they're so fucking disgusting and selfish
fat people should be fucking killed

anyone out there...i'm lonely...

hmm.. barely had any hangover today... might go for the 4th day in a row of drinking and do a beer run in 2 hours..

>>174843568
we went through with our s pact
they have ipads in heaven

sex pact

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heroes of the storm has more viewers than sc2 blizzard were right all along...

please no more pictures of tasteless

we should remember him how he was...back in his glory when he was on top of the world fucking suzie q

not as a middle aged overweight homeless man

i fucking hate fat people

they used to laugh at my belly, now they want to rub

>>174845119
*punches it*
fucking fatty boy

*reaches for the baseball bat*

nobody wants to review my naruto sc2 fanfic...

we would if it was real

i wouldnt desu

hmmm...

*puts something in the pocket and strolls in to the locker room*

*drops a second elbow on the stunned baby yebin*

*starts rubbing pipelli in your face*
mmm yep thats how we do namsayin

on the contrary, we are perfect gentlemen and find your behavior most unbecoming

how does this faggot jerry pull thousands of viewers every time when other chess players can manage a couple humdred at best?
is he literally winter?

new wave break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f39MMLnAJKA

hmm...

sup lol
bedtime soon

mmm i decided to unsubscribe from all the people i hate on youtube... and that turned out to be a lot of people...
now i have nothing to watch so theres a huge gap in my daily activities... i really should end my life...

gonna watch big les show hehe
its dumb but there's a nice sense of humour that doesnt work too hard
maybe it has some childish moments but theyre short and played out well
the voices are mostly great and each character is original
overall its a comfy package that is enjoyable to watch

never heard of it... but if yu like it, it must be good...

its like when i swore off going to r9k and then pol after the election
except this time its youtube
if only i could find new things to enjoy... enthusiasm...

nothing better than having a good dream

ah... and this happened with sc2 so long ago... this is the problem with thinking... all too negative
better to take anti d's

https://youtu.be/gY_bbvwRhJs

omg

ok i thought about it

thanks

get your penis out of my wife this instant

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 5h 30m

poor destiny

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no man is an island...

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PepoThink

just dreamt i was finnish...does this have to do with my small pippelli...

seulgook is FIT

any of you guys wipe your ass not completely clean, then just let it dry for a few hours
then you pick your asshole and get dried pieces of fecal matter under your long atrocious finger nails and enjoy the stench of shit and your bodily odor/dead skin filth from your asshole

nah i wash my butt completely clean

>>174863841
+1

well i guess its kinda nice that i fell asleep then woke up too late for my beer run... a night off from drinking should be good and then that means i can drink tonight oo..

this beer drinking blog meme is one of the most tedious and uninteresting of all /scv/ memes i hope it will soon be over god bless

This is the Starcraft thread?
I made a post in another thread because I couldn't find this

unless Im blind, I dont see any starcraft thread

How do I get into Starcraft? I've been playing since the free release and I'm getting murdered in minutes, with the occasional teammate telling me i suck

I think I do well with zerg but somewhere around hatch 3 I lose focus and by then they usually mass attack me after theyve scouted me

an actual new ip address...

>>174865850
Enjoying what you see? I'm the guy who relied to you in the other thread. These memesters have hit levels of shitposting [s4s] would be jealous of.

i do enjoy her wicked gookified face face

don't bait her

gentleman.
i can assure you that at the very 'bottom' of it, we are the most sincere fans of sc2 that exist
we've seen it all... i have at least... this thread is just what happens when you take something like sc2, an 'esport', to its conclusion

>>174866549
nah sc2 is just a shit game lmao

we used to talk strats didn't we... wood league... eh heh heh he...

seulgi

When will Starcraft 2 bring back the shield recharger from the first game?

Not like anyone used them, but it bothers me a bit that only the Terran and the Zerg can heal.
Plus I don't even know if you can heal your allies in the second game, expansions or not.

phone

ugh

... oh dear... dearie me...
the shield recharger...
all the things to scrutinize... shield recharger in sc2... ahhhh...
i want to link him the hour+ long vid lalush made at the end of hots... i haven't the heart...

shield recharger

who has set these phones upon us?

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>>174866778
the mothership core should have been used to heal protoss units instead of the retarded abilities it was introduced with in heart

>>174867127
Well, since most of their units are mechanical, they can do without healing. But shields, however, are pretty fucking important.

cum to my house and kill me jan
i'm ready this time
kill me you awful piece of shit. no more

im back

welcome back

*draws bullseye on forehead*
its where i want to shot with a gun

wow i'm hungry

eat something

some sc2 discussion nearly broke out just a few minutes ago...

gook

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Reading this stuff is bad for your brain.

what stuff

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>>174834870
>>174834164
used to work with bought/imported wives like this, they where pretty nice, hated their husbands with their whole essences, yet stayed faithful and strong to their cause, not ratting on being beaten or nothing.

>>174870292
Have you played starcraft?

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>>174870693

yes, I made it to master, I think just the same season they released it, then quit the game a week after because I had to get a job, why are the starcraft2 generals OP always empty and depressing?

>>174871397
Whoever makes them is probably empty and depressed inside. Or they're lazy. Probably just lazy.

*farts*

>>174871528
aw ok.

So how is the game now? I heard they added a co-op mode that's like playing the campaign but you chose different tech trees? is it worth checking out? is it hard as fuck or just wierd? lots of trolls? Should I get a friend to que with?

this janny boy is replying to himself again. how sad

>>174871837
Sorry I don't feel like talking around these other people.

janny gets paid for this...

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>>174872041
hey what did you think of the first SSL series?

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do you guys ever talk brood war or...

for the last fucking time were waiting for bwhd

FUCK

no we're not

youre the ONLY GUY who got baited by blizzard into downloading a 20 year old game and playing it stretched on a modern monitor

baby yebin
:3

back from vacation!

PSYCHIATRIST THAT CLAIM TRUMP IS ILL ARE MENTALLY ILL THEMSELVES

c'mon guys... gook

how many of you actually play starcraft 2

waiting for bwhd COME BACK LATER

seulgi

my new router is coming today... sometime before 8pm...

im getting a new router too :D

*channels for macron*

^ bad post

my stomach hurts so bad and i have to shit so bad but my dad is in the bathroom...

^ lying post

*brings the mic real close to my mouth*
so shit on your dad then...

↓ good post

omo

seulgi

lol this is a lot of fun

haha :D

→ good post ←

well right after posting that my dad was out of the bathroom so my stomach doesnt hurt anymore...

fuck i need to do a mythic+ on my dk this morning...

i need to wait 20-30 minutes after someone else poops before i can poop in the bathroom.

not taking advantage of the residual bowl warmth ishygddt

bowel warmth...

omo...

>>174877667
doesnt everyone have seats with fuzzy stuff on them?

my grandma had a fuzzy seat but as i liked to call it the cat litter box since little shit pebbles was always stucked to it

all girls are whores and have poop inside them

a new strain of medically resistant memes....

>>174878693
+1

wkgirls.....

>>174879197
meh looks like your average filipino slut

gook morning

dont like when they rub their own clit while theire gettin fucked

makes em look like whores :/

*mentally prepares for another day of sitting in front of a computer*

guess what else makes them look like whores
having sex on camera for money.....

>>174879707
they want pleasure too...

got a new idea for a website... asian feet meat...

>>174879948
rubbing ur clit with a dick already inside u... nobody needs that much simultaneous sensory stimulation but a slut whose vag is so stretched out she cant feel anything and whose so used to sex that she has to bate at the same time--oh my god no

*steals your idea*
heh too easy
cant wait to become a millionaire off this
later, suckers

i wonder what my 55 year old dad thinks when he sees me as he gets ready for work.. as his 26 year old neet son emerges from the darkness of his room to consume more food...

>>174879614
gook~

wonder what our parents would think of our yellow fever... i bet if my mom saw one of the stinkers i like shed say she was cute... based mom...

my mom said gookettes look like qt dolls and have nice skin

based mom.....

im planning something big right now

the only girl my mom ever saw me with was a goth girl who had dyed hair and tattoos....

how about you fuck off hotbigshit.....

damn.. cant wait to get into gloving...

embarrassing your mom by not bringing home a clean polite agirl... "ms anon let me help u with that" *mom leans over and whispers to me sometime during the dinner* "shes so well behaved anon :3"

yes she is mom shes a sweety just like i knew ud like not mean and nasty like the wgirls u see on tv :3

>>174881503
do you want to fuck your mom or something

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gloving..

What sort of idiocy is this?

>>174881571
no haha i just want her to see me with a nice sweety before we both die.... someone she can be proud to call her sons girlfriend

>>174881620
not our fault you dont GET gloving

>>174881610
i knew a guy who did that back in college
i thought it was really gay lol

"rah rah rah, my sons wife is always complaining and getting fat i hate when he brings her over"
"rah rah, u said it my son always bring home these liberals and she told me one time i was killing the planet for eating a burger can you believe that?"

but then my mom will say
"not my anon. his girlfriend helped me cook mashed potatos and her and my boy are very much in love. theyre even engaged!"

ya...

it's really unsettling that an israeli posts here

lemme at that yid

looks like my dad left for work.. you guys know what that means....

>>174881610
one guy poked my eye doing that

never again.

*gets the revolver out from his cupboard*

maybe you shouldn't be hanging around glovers

led light on ur dick tip

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yea thats right you gook whore...

should be renamed to ha-old boy oh boy she looks like a beanie baby stuffed into an exhaust pipe

>>174882768
lmao

>>174882768
rofl

>>174882768
lol

hmm reverse image search didn't pull up any results

not funny

lighten up, berry :|

so whats the current meta for picking up girls
and preferably one that doesnt involve having friends, normiebook or going to bars/parties

threaten to kill urself if they dont go out with you

you can buy a wife

im just gonna try to catch a girl offguard with old strats like artosis always talks about

workin on my "hey good lookin" atm

mass murder pills...

*starts scooping handfulls into my mouth*

make sure you don't show a girl that you're desperate

don't compliment her

don't use smileys

plant the seed and ask her out later
don't be up front

that pua stuff only works on slags in LA nightclubs btw

my legit strat to get a gf is to go to college and scope out a shy stinker that looked like she was bullied then ask her out

so what the fuck do i talk to her about if none of those is ok
hmmm........
how about "hey bitch wanna have sex"

>>174883723
first of all, i have no idea what pua is. im just spouting what i learned from irl twitch streams

Lesbian women attacked by gang of 15 men in brutal homophobic attack in Portsmouth

lol

posts i like starting from >>174853953 when i fell asleep
until i just woke up and posted mass murder pill


>>174883307
>>174883281
>>174882932
>>174881936
>>174881874
>>174881767
>>174881503
>>174880967
>>174880910
>>174880813
>>174880646
>>174880480
>>174880453
>>174880102
>>174879897
>>174879614
>>174877449
>>174877337
>>174877240
>>174877129
>>174876870
>>174876592
>>174876384
>>174875937
>>174875049
>>174872107
>>174872041
>>174871914
>>174871528

>>174883918
i said don't be upfront

plant
the
seed

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hmm....

*clicks all the posts*
*rereads them all*
*smiles warmly*
*nods head in contentment*

4
but not really satisfied because i feel like i could make better posts

*continues eating unhealthy food despite the doctors warnings*
ah the american dream

https://streamable.com/64uau

the mountie... always gets his man.....

*continues eating cold food despite my microwave's warmings"
frickin thing is broken...

am i missing something... or was there a time in human history when the food humans ate wasn't so filled with sugar and weird chemicals... that you could spend your whole life with decent teeth
without having to go see a jewish dentist to clean them
when food didn't literally rot the teeth out of your head...

well you see... the thing about spirituality is... hmmmm.
hmmmmmm.....

am i the only one here who backs everything up by just emailing it to themselves...

don't really have anything to back up

why don't paralyzed people just concentrate really hard and move their bodies?
are they just lazy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FWLhX179H8

this guy is a fucking god

>>174885968
i have lots of pictures of girls that im stalking on facebook/twitter/twitch/etc... so i save those and organize them..

ladder banger.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jow0RzYML20

remember yesterday when jan spent 12 hours banning everyone? lol

janny's time of the month....

just restarted my computer for the first time in 37 days...

>>174887413
i slept through it lol

imagine jan sulking at the dinner table last night

Mom:
whats wrong Jason?

Jason:
NOthing Mom!
...
sorry... its just stupid stuff...
...

everyone on IRC is gonna laugh at me if i don't get rid of all these RETARDS and make the thread nothing but sc2!!!! I MADE A PROMISE

dattebayo!

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hmmm.. which chest should i open this time..

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>>174888543
i dare you to open the spookiest one

that nondescript wood box on the far left near the foreground, if that's just scenery then do the wooden chest above the rib cage on the left

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>>174888678
this one?

yeah thats it

i would never have quit wow if i knew they were going to add a chest game

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holy crackers... 3000 nethershards.... that just doubled the amount that i had...

is that a lot or a little idk

ah yes.. nethershards......
a truly valuable commodity......

>>174889268
well i had 15,000 netjershards at one point but you can buy treasure keys for 2,000 shards to open the chests and the chests have anywhere between 1 and 100,000 shards. a legendary item is 8,000 shards and an epic item is 5,000 shards.. so 3,000 is quite a bit..

it doesnt sound like much if there are chests with 100,000

really don't care... and i played wow for years... just dc...

>>174889580
well i think theyre pretty rare.. i opened a few chests that had under 100...

*pulls out fushigi ball*

you know girls have chest games too

games you can play with their chests...

i just wanna fuck this gook irl streamer so bad...

EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Hernandez left behind a handwritten suicide note for his gay jailhouse LOVER - who is now on suicide watch - and two more for his fiancée and four-year-old daughter

lol...

fuck that poop filled nigger loving whore

cant wait for gyuri live stream on thursday........

>>174889806
lol
is there any love more pure than gay jailhouse love?

she only likes niggers ironically... i hope and pray...
the poop can be purged

>>174889950
lol

*joins a gook irl streamer with less than 10 viewers*
heh im about to make this gook mine >:3

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>>174889950
no

the eye bags may be too big tho...

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>>174890095

>>174874834
smix is beautiful

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plotinus...

meh my gook is cute enough

if i check irl and there isnt even one cute gook streaming im gonna laugh

well this one is mine dont you DARE take her from me

i saw my girl was one but she wasnt wearing anything sexy so i got :/

time to make this gook completely mine heh
*donates 1 dollar*

OH FUCK shes dual streaming on some other website as well and she has quite a few viewers there
abort abort

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sweetie, just put it in right there honeybuiscuit, oh angel, keep going fluffy wuffykins, oh yes, i'm almost there poopsie doopsie, oh, you're ready? unload you're sugar wugar on mommy please

alex jones is an actor

not really.....

speaking of acting. does anyone else feel like the quality of acting in movies and tv has gone way way way down? or was it always this shit and i never noticed

read that entire jail punk thing
what a god

is the other ipadder here? how do i see spoiler text and how do you post webms?

ipads are gay lol

cant and cant lol
get fucked ishitter

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>>174891319
tap on the spoilered text

posting webms is kinda complex. if i wanna post a webm i upload it to my icloud from the vlc app

we should go on 60 days in

is that a call-in podcast?

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hmm
you can do webms tho i've seen him post them
he is a tech head

>gayipad.com
what the fuck

>>174891685
>>174891742
stop shilling

4chan just like needs to remove webm support for us ibros

bareback sex without condom with a stinker of your course...

>>174891842
shilling what you dumb retard

>>174891924
your gay site

>>174892009
lol

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>>174891846
what

its literally a gay site haha

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hmm they have some good catz... www.gayipad.cum
lets all sign up

meet me in the lockerroom

whats a manboy

why does latin and latino need to be separated
man boy is gay ped lol

couple questions
why is there both a Huge Cock and a Large Cock category?
and what is the difference between Jacking Off and Jerking Off?

they're just tags
don't worry about it

InterRacial

tag... is that more gaypad terminology?

it's pornsite terminology

nope

slope

are we funded by soros?

there are jewish posters here so probably

how do you think those posters are affording their shiny new routers huh?

havent gotten a check

do NOT start this on holocaust remembrance day

*remembers*
hitler got em good lol

cant remember what didnt happen

i want to try smoking a cigarette when im not drunk.. just outside chilling on a nice day today out in the backyard sparking one up. anything i should have outside of my lighter and a cigarette? maybe some cold water? or a snack?

green tea

smoke em if you got em... whatever that even means...

>>174893707
coalburner saying

>>174893706
i dont have any.. i have water and milk and gatorade

FEMALES

looking for the perfect female cumslut <3

Always interested in ts/trap slaves, but really want a female slave again….i need to hurt something with a pussy. <3

(if you message, please be serious and available for real use. You must relocate to me and have no other goals or desire other than to fuck and stay high. I don’t care where you are or what you’ve done…just want something young and cute [under 25]. If you are selling yourself day-by-day to pay for your hotel room to keep selling yourself, message me….I want to be your safe place…your new mommy.

Be my little girl. I’ll sell you, use you, hurt you and exploit you…but ill also give you a home, a safe place, tanning visits, allowance, and insurance. Just be a disgusting lowlife whore <3 lol.

how did you find jannys craigslist post rofl

>>174894104
email that to the police
get her in trouble

so many young conservatives growing up these days. im ready to fight them show them what a real communist is like *ties bonzai headband* ~yosh~ ikuzo

trading rent for sex isnt illegal believe it or not

this is not what the founding fathers wanted

then why did they fuck all those nigger housemaid slaves

someone holding a tool bag walked up on my porch so i got off the couch with my ipad and went back to my room lol

lets turn america into the tabernacle of God that washingston always intended it to be this christian nation one people under God

from many, one. an allusion to the fact that our multiform souls are both one and distinct from our most holy and beneficient creator

>>174894817
they didnt. those are jewish lies

>>174894893
phone

poz my neg hole beneficient creator

#latin #latino #beneficient

>>174894945
we use caps for words like God & IU

>>174895070
phone

>>174895070
word

think someone answered the door lol... phew...

been gettin tennitus lately

wow that poor european girl is going to make a video for me.. shes going to be rubbing lotion on herself and dancing and shaking her butt... omo...

>>174881610
is PainUser still alive?

is mozart still alive

in our hearts he is

mom confused north korea with hong kong -__-

>>174824352
I'm just getting into SC2 and thought I'd come here. Not which was the bigger mistake.

>>174896514
stupid bitch

>not which was the bigger
lol this guys dumb as a brick

ffs mom

*removes self from society*

*voluntarily withdraws from life*

hmm.. ah yes... gook...

*drops out of life with bong in hand*

*involuntarily becomes a shut in neet with no friends, no money, fat and ugly*

*voluntarily becomes a shut in neet with no friends, no money, fat and ugly*

>>174896947
*travels to riff filled land*

wow so happy i got this free shipping for my router.. looks like it going to take 11 days total for it to get to me and its shipped via lasership.. wtf is that?

>>174896972
i think after "money" you could have used a semi-colon instead of a comma

first of all we're gorgeous here

yeah i think he could have

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>Afreeca Starleague 14h 30m

its odd that you complained about not getting the cheapest most shit router money can buy... when you're only getting a new router to replace your current shitty one...
at least you screwed up and got a good router by mistake
ur parents did

.. no friends, no money; fat and ugly

doesnt sit right with me.. its still the same list
itd be like having a shopping lost but randomly changing commas to semi colons

bread, eggs, milk; butter, beer; noodles

>>174897261
well i wasnt really complaining i was just looking out for my parents because i didnt want to spend too much of their money..

no because first youre listing things you dont have then youre listing things you have so you use a semi colon to mark the break
just my thoughts...

hmm i like the idea of that
as i say grammar is a canvas so anything works as long as it reads nice...

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don't get it

i wish i could just sleep all day. get drunk from midnight-4am. then sleep until midnight and repeat. i want my only waking existent to be being intoxicated and sleeping through all the negative parts

guy wants to touch cat loli
cat loli thinks hes going to touch her boobies, so shes basicialy saying yes to sex
but guy pats her head instead and shes like owo wtf?

weird since kids hate being touched...

she has no boobies tho

baby yebin doesn't talk to strangers