/pdg/ - Payday series General (with special guest /hmg/)

First for gay scalies.

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19761

I made a mod

third for ashley butt

rrerr

who's /hmg/

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>>174748128
I'd imagine Hotline Miami possibly.

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Good job on no one making a new thread in time, retards.

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>>174748128
Handsome men general

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On a mobile right now, shit sucks

Does anyone have that one "What the character you play says about you" images? I need it. Thanks.

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Is it worth buying any DLC if Payday 3 is right around the corner?

>>174749442
first off it was never worth buyind dlc, second off don't fucking buy payday 3 are you retarded

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>>174748767
Here
>>174749442
I doubt Payday 3 is coming out anytime soon.

>>174749442
payday in general is a bad investment

>>174750405
Yo this shit is dumb

>>174750405
>used to be the Dragan guy
>now started to do stralths also and bought Sydney

>>174750405
Being a Sokol player, I'd resent that stereotype if I wasn't sucking so much good dick.

But in all seriousness I don't actually run grinder that much. Mostly muscle with hostage health gen and inspire. Because I'm the team's bitch.

>>174750891
it's an old meme and last year EVERYONE was playing grinder and most of the fotm shitters were bad.

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>>174750405
I never see Jackets wearing anything but heavy armor.
Right about Chains being the choice of people who know what they're doing though.

>>174751148
I play Jacket with suit builds and a different animal mask for each one.

>>174751318
autist

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>>174750676
Agreed, it's full of shit and outdated as fuck
>>174751148
I mostly see jackets wearing the light ballistic vest, but almost every other one I see is wearing the party hat or tiara if they're not wearing an animal mask

>>174751391
Thanks.

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I hope to god that they either overhaul the entire mask customization thing (where you can practically make your own designs/draw on them) or simplify it entirely.

With the first option, we get ACTUAL customization and can make our mask designs ACTUALLY unique. With the second, the masks will seem special in their own regard instead of just another piece of trash thrown onto the pile. The dinosaur mask was badass in the first game, in the second, it's fucking nothing. Why? Because you've got a bunch of other dinosaur masks as well as tons of other memeshit masks that are just floating in the pool of garbage for everyone to use (and make shittier with the PD2's terrible mask customization).

>>174751638
if they would add an actual blank masks that you can customize.

>>174751318
Which masks do you use for each build?

>>174751318
That's actually pretty sad, anon.

>>174751763
My build with Sneaky Bastard aced has Brandon, my build with Sneaky Bastard basic has Graham, my stealth build has Peter, my Hostage Taker build has Richard, and my flamethrower build has Aubrey.

>>174752027
Thanks.

>>174748635
>acting dumb

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>>174752070
Very nice, I like the use of Richard for a hostage taker build.

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>some of jacket's tapes are labelled
>they're fucking illegible
did they do this to make a chicken scratch pun

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>>174614536
>>174629669
What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rattle My Bones (daily_snake)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>174753126
Neither.

>>174753126
papa johns

>>174753126
Papa John's

>>174753126
Make your own.

>>174753126
Do you like the taste of card board?
No?
Then Dominoes

>>174753126
papa johns with that garlic sauce they have

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>>174751638
I just want to be able to choose colors separately and to have colors removed from the drop system
>have good idea for mask
>find good color combo, just wish primary/secondary were switched
>combo doesnt exist
>scrap it, make a new mask
>dont have right combo becuase you have to get them from the loot drop for some retarded reason
>blow 2 billion on offshore casino
>get 100 different shades of green, dont even like green
>mfw

>>174753126
cook your own food

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You're all retarded, Papa John's tastes like shit

>>174753126
They're both shit.

Domino's is cardboard drenched in shitty garlic.

Papa John's is just overpriced cheapo pizza.

>>174754034
This
At least Dominoes "new recipe" that started a few years back has lots of herbs and salts that mask the blandness

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>174755278
>he has music on in payday 2

tfw no scalie bf

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>>174755278
>not For the Kill

Can you get the beanie masks through card drops or any way at all?

I missed the distribution.

>>174758672
>All of his infamy achievements unlocked at the same time

rly maks u think..

>>174757615
Beanie masks? dude, those are from the april fools thing this year, dunno how else you may get them

>>174760957

Was just curious cause theyre listed under "normal"

>>174762064
just get some trainer or some shit and unlock them that way.

>>174757615
aren't they just in your inventory?
there was no "distribution", just a normal patch

>>174763541

Dont have them. Didnt log on April 1st

What's a strong, fun secondary with good ammo pickup that I can use with my grenade launcher?

>>174763541
I logged April 1st but I didn't bought them because they fucking suck, do I still have them?

>>174764490
Another GL of course!

>>174764490
Big-barrel Broomstick

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>>174760163
Rats don't lie.

>>174764867
i can become infamous now

Crash date: 4/23/2017 1:38:27 AM

PAYDAY 2 Crash log
Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua"]:1767: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value)
SCRIPT STACK

what the fug is going on?

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>run hostages in my build
>team keeps killing them
>start accounting for them and cap hostages out of the way, telling the team exactly where they are
>10 minutes in, 2 of countless hostages survive

>>174767998
Difficulty, and you used Anarchist?

>>174768334
Most of the people I play with already use bulky murder builds, so I roll Crew Chief

>>174767929
read your mod.txt and find the one that hooks to lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua and delete that mod
then delete yourself

>>174767998
Sometimes cops free the hostages.

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>>174771484
Sometimes that's the case, but I'm usually keeping an eye out for that. I often see people run in guns blazing wiping out any and all life... In my designated hostage spots.

THIS FUCKING KAPKAN SITUATION

AHHHHHHGH

>>174772096
takes so fucking long to move hostages tho, why bother

>>174773167
He's talking about dominated cops.

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE ELECTRIC GUITAR

>>174773167
>>174773770
Yeah, I don't bother moving hostages. That would be a terrible time. I usually find an area that cops don't seem to go in much, and catch em there. I check on em very often to kill/dom other cops that may have arrived.

%

The Dark Souls of heisting games

The Dark Souls of internet forums

how do i summon the thing with its codes?
saying "traps aren't gay" 3 times in front of the mirror?

>>174779724
are taps gay though? I mean even if she was a man she's not one anymore so she's not gay

Traps are fucking shit tier is what they are.

>>174779964
unless you're a closet fag so you can pretend you're a progressive normie.

>>174779724
trashly propably got trashed yesterday and now is dying somewhere

>>174779724
But trap isn't the same as tranny

Ashley's dick was chopped off long ago

>>174750405
>Am a Dragan main
>That's basically me to a T
>So much so that I've had a good few people compliment me after jobs when they finally have to leave lately

I'm not a stealth man unless it's easy stuff like Ukrainian Job and Yacht Heist, I'll do it and try to be useful if someone really wants to, but otherwise I'm just the friendly host usually hopping between DLC levels to help people out and show them new jobs.

You all are retarded assholes

>>174781872
You forgot your trip, Ash

>>174782128
You're not half as funny as you think you are either, loser

>>174782229
edgy, have a (You)

>>174782351
Nothing edgy about it

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>Enter safehouse
>See this
What do?

>>174782512
let the crew handle it

>>174782512
Call police.

>>174781872
>>174782229
Chopping off your genitals is not enough to become a woman, Trash

>>174783302
It is enough when you legally change it though.

>>174750405
>Jacket player
>Always used Tony's Revenge
>Almost always highest bodycount and special bodycount
>Not even one of the fags that ignore objectives to pad kills to do it either

It checks out.

Do not romanticize this tranny's life

>>174783397
Kill these people.

>>174783618
Kill yourself.

I left my favourite rrerr in the escape car

How do I do Murky Station, it's like the only meme-only level I still haven't bothered doing on OD.

>>174784173
don't get seen

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>host a public lobby
>kick everyone who joins instead of just setting it to friends only

>>174784173
Dude its fucking easy, just stelf

>>174784173
Just stealth it
I will solo carry you for a safe

>>174784605
>Implying I'd part with muh jewboxes

>>174784657
Enjoy that deathwish mask forever, then ;)

>>174784770
I have the OD mask though anon, I just let someone else pretty much solo the level before, was asking more in the thought I'd like to try and actually do it myself this time.

>>174784173
Just fucking use trip mines when you are gonna move the loot

>>174784123
When I brokeback
I never knew of all the trouble I would have

>>174786057
>censoring the lyrics
When I brokeback
I never knew of all the asspain I would have

>>174746320
where i want to see this.

>The digital material you get from spec ops isn't the same color or pattern as the digital armor
>The digital cap from the Chains military hats isn't the same color or pattern as the digital armor

I hate this so much. I just want to coordinate my fucking mask or hat with my armor.

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>>174787512
You should be making the cap army green anyway

Found a weird bug in the Big Bank, if you let a civ call the cops and sound the alarm, the assault will never start properly until you reach the 2nd part of the heist where you have to drill the vault. Dunno why this doesn't happen if a camera or a guard spots you and raises the alarm.

>>174750405
From my experience

Dallas - New player that doesn't know what the fuck, wants to do Mayhem at II-65
Chains - CTV shitter
Wolf - Always a new player, that doesn't know the behind the scenes about the voicelines, but doesn't play that bad
Houston - Always has inspire, generally helpful, but not noticeable
Hoxton - Overconfident dodgeshitter
Wick - On loud heists, a general shitter that will always need help, but is somehow good at stealth
Bonnie - ICTV Big Momma that will carry everyone
Clover - No one plays Clover because there's Sydney
Dragan - Plays PD2 twice a year, is generally good, but might get lost
Jacket - Useful dodgeshitter that runs back and forth from objective to enemy spawns
Sokol - Either a gay PD2 lifer or a 12 year old Russian
Jiro - Never needs help, carries like Bonnie
Bodhi - Always played by the most annoying French people
Jimmy - Another comedy option, either played by pro Jacket players, or complete shitters
Clover - All kinds of Clovers, since she's the new sexy (female) option
Rust - Stays near objective and yells at people

>>174788741
Dallas is also that XXV-100 guy that spams basic voices and carries your ass on DW

>>174788741
Oh shit second Clover meant to be Sydney :(
>>174788893
I swear there's two alterations of each character and you'll never know which you're getting

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>>174788741
What the fuck, your Wolf exactly describes my friend

>>174788741
"Is generally good, sometimes gets lost" pretty much sums me up, though the other bit's wrong, just staple "a gay PD2 lifer" on instead.

I really hope Thunder Road or whoever gives Overkill permission to keep John Wick when PD3 eventually comes, advertisement character or not, Keanu or not, he feels pretty well like an actual member of the team nowadays and I like him being around.

That and he's at least an advertisement for something really good unlike fucking Bodhi.

>>174788741
>Implying Chains isn't using the CTV because he has 2000 hours in the game and is tired of conventional builds

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>>174789837
I actually think Wick has a very good chance of being in PD3, considering the fact that Overkill said they liked the Continental Coins system and wanted to keep it, which seems like they want to keep the ties to John Wick.

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>>174788741
hey rude, i main hoxton and my usual build is based off of the pdth sharpshooter, with the m308, anarchist lbv, trip mines and all that shit
its pretty fun

>>174790240
Well sure, there's a handful of Hox and Wolf players that loved the characters in PD:TH and play as them because of it. But they don't seem to be that common anymore?

>>174790240
Those masks look uncomfortable to aim while worn

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in case you didn't know clover is basically confirmed to be in pd3

>>174790868
wow, why the fuck those replicas suck so much? they used different masks in the movies

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Alright, let's see which characters /pdg/ thinks are going to make it into PD3
You can't say Wolf isn't going to make it because Almir is now open to getting a new VA

>>174791587
He changed his mind? Didn't he originally not want to get a new VA since it would upset a lot of players?

>>174791587
maybe wolf will be in jain and we're gonna have a wolf breakout heist when they find a va

>>174791892
Well, not really. He said he'd discuss it with the crew, but they're stuck because half the players don't want a new voice actor and half don't want Wolf removed. He responded twice to people begging for a new VA, and didn't shoot them down, so I'm feeling a bit hopeful.

>>174791587
original crew + wolf and houston
jiro and his son
wickidy wick
the grills will make it to

>>174791587
I rly hope we get Bonnie again, probably my fav heister in the game

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>>174792793
meme magic is real

>>174791587
I'm hoping PD2 ends with Bain betraying the Payday gang.

PD3 begins with four new characters as the base heisters, for a Single player/Co-op Campaign story-line to familiarize new players to payday, while multiplayer would use the Old payday gang then at the first update, release a final campaign mission, and add the four new heisters to Crimenet.

The crew that would stay would be:
Wolf (new VA)
Hox
Dallas
Chains
Houston (New mask)
Bonnie
Clover
Wick
Dragan
Kento
And whoever the next female heister would be.

Only the Original crew (Wolf, Hox, Chains, Dallas) Would be unlocked at the start, the other heisters would be locked behind In game currency. Unlocking a character grants you the Heister, their Default Mask, a new designed mask (Think Jimmy's mask and his white death), A special Material texture (unlimited uses) and their Pattern (unlimited uses), along with their special weapon. With attachments for those behind achievements

The new crew would be a 50/50 split male/female.

At launch, release 4 Perk decks
One for Armor
One for Dodge
One for Stealth
One for Health

At the first update, add 4 more perk decks that accompany the new heisters.

Keep the four perk trees, add in a fifth tree that specializes in Weapons (Split into Pistol/Shotgun, Rifles/SMG, Explosives/Snipers)
That would give each trees more defined options for perks instead of "I guess we'll put shotguns here.."

Keep the initial weapon pool small, compensating for the free weapon you get when unlocking a heister.

Unlimited uses on Character/DLC materials and patterns. Materials no longer are colored, you get to pick the color of the mat. Colors for patterns are free. Mat colors are unlocked through achievements/progression and are also unlimited.

Weapons have skins now that are stat tracked, similar to how old Call of Duty's camouflage is unlocked

Safes return without drills. All skins are cosmetic ONLY

Now Trashly can you give me a fucking Sydney code.

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And now, /pdg/, how would you feel if they brought every single character over to PD3, even Bodhi?

>>174793398
that would be to good coming from overkill
>The new crew would be a 50/50 split male/female.
as long as they don't feel forced af i'm ok with that

>>174793643
that would be the best outcome

>>174793736
There's just a severe lack in the amount of female heisters, it'd be nice to have some that aren't XD IM SCREAMING or snowflakes.

>>174793839
>Muh waifufaggotry

>>174794210
Not even. I'm a Dragan main.

>>174794328
>Dragan mains can't be waifufags

>>174794463
>Not wanting to be Dragan while bonnie sits on your face after a GO bank sewer escape.

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>174790440
I mean there's still plenty of people from the original game around, I was a constant Wolf player in OG Payday, I just don't really keep up on him anymore because voice lines and all that.

>>174794885
That you're not currently choking on my benis. But then I'd probably still be playing it then too.

>>174793643
>They will never fix the checker on Dragan's mask despite people having told them a bunch of times

>>174791587
Dragomir is apparently super easy for them to get on deck for work, both voice and in live-action, he seems like he enjoys working with Overkill, no offense to the guy but he can't be some astronomically high cost to have come in either.

So I'd like to hope my husbando Dragan makes it.

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>>174791587
Sydney for sure
Georgia has been hanging out with Almir a lot

>>174796645
Why is she colored like a corpse.

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>Silent Assassain has been enabled - Guards who are killed while unseen will not trigger an alert
For what fucking purpose

>>174795671
Doesn't he live down the street or something like that?

>>174797114
Really damn close to them or something like that yeah.

>>174750405
>tfw Hoxton player and it matches me perfectly

It's more fun to spam callouts as Jimmy though. Especially Houston's.

Update to include Rust and Scarface when?

Now that I know about Payday 3, I feel like I should probably pay attention to the story in Payday 2. Is there any chronological order to these heists? Or is it mostly just arcs in a vague time?

>>174796920
Because she's dead inside.

>>174797637
heists for hector are the newest in chronology.

>>174798069
ummmm... no? We killed hector in hoxtons revange

>>174798435
What did he mean by this?

>>174798604
newest in chronology = the most recent, yes?

>>174798773
Hector contracted the jobs to us BEFORE he was assassinated on Hoxton's Revenge.

It wasn't until after his jobs and going through Hoxton Breakout did we find out he was traitor.

>>174797628
>Rust:
Edgy kids or fans of Hellboy/Ron in general. Rushes around the map at mach speed. Has the highest bodycount total, but don't count on him for Objectives.

>Scarface
Either an old man who picked up the game, an actual coke fiend, or more likely an A e s t h e t i c hipster that thinks Jacket is overplayed. Plays with a psychadellic mask and circlejerks over night heists. Not that great of a player. Posts in chat that he just took a huuuuge toke, or "Lmao i've had so much coke tonight"

>>174798878
Yea no shit, that means hox revenge is newer in chronology than hector heists, you brainlet

>>174798960
>Fans of Hellboy/Ron in general

Ya pretty much got me there

>>174799362
Well, what >>174798435 said made it seem like he was putting Hox revenge before all of Hector's contracts.

>>174801436
good to see you still alive
also trash codes you cunt

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>>174801436
all i wanted was the anarchist perk derk
got the first one
i love you

>>174801436
I got the second, thank you

>>174801436
Do you still have any overkill pack dlcs? Do those even still exist?

>>174801436
FUCK
IM THE FUCKER THATS BEEN CRYING FOR A SYDNEY CODE AND I MISSED IT

FUCK OFF TRASHLY

I want Johnny Gat as a heister. Plus the first part of the third game was literally a bank heist gone wrong

>>174802607
Isn't he president of the U.S and has superpowers?

In that case, Hokage Naruto when?

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>>174802350
I'd offer to give you one privately on Steam but that would just mean 20 people would add me claiming to be you.

>>174802903
That's the player, Johnny Gat is more the poster boy. Not sure if I want to post a picture. If it were to happen not sure if I'd want Saints Row 1-2 Gat or Saints Row 3+ Gat

>>174802995
That's what I get for not being a namefag.

>>174801436
gage russian pack codes when?
Need that code to complete my 100% autist achievement list

>biker heist day 2
how do we fix it lad

>>174804261
Remove turrets from the game.
Just fixed half of the damn heists in it.

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>>174788741
>Houston - Always has inspire, generally helpful, but not noticeable
Pretty much me

>>174804671
turrets were a mistake and overkill knows

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>>174788741
>Bonnie - ICTV Big Momma that will carry everyone

MFW I'm a Bonnie main and this is accurate

>>174793398
>With Attachments for those behind achievements
That is a shitty idea. We don't need more 'Everyone in your crew wear 4 same masks with unmodded weapons in overkill or above' achievements

>>174805329
It would be achievements with said weapon. For example, 20 cloaker kills with the LEO pistol unlocks it's slide and the Cloaked skin.

>>174805329
But if you don't love it why do you always do it :^)

>>174805541
will the mods for weapons be unlimited?

>>174805734
Only the gun specific/ achievement mods.

You have loot cards for a reason.

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>>174788741
thanks for calling me useful

>tfw you find that gun that feels perfect to use

Lebensauger, it's probably not viable at the highest difficulties but whatever i'm an overkill shitter.

>>174788741
I play Clover Mastermind so I can be a loud and shrill cunt, yelling at everyone. :^)

>>174807140
>Lebensauger,
Was the LEO for me.

Hipfiring snipers on reflexes alone.

What's ICTV?

>>174808606
Improved tactical combat vest.

>>174808606
Insane clown tactical vest. Ironman perk, full bodysuit to soak up bullets.

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>>174808715
Holy fuck I really am the Bonnie meta.
I always make sure I have at least two converted cops at all times

>>174788893
Listen up! This is a robbery! We want to harm no one. We're after the bank's money, not yours. Your money is insured by the federal government. You're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your beloved ones. Don't try to be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this will be over in no time.

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New idea: medic enemy drop mini-kit. There is gif in steam, but i cant load it here cuz 4mb limit

>>174809804
link an imgur or another image sharing site then mate

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So many fucking kids in this game

>>174750405

>Dallas
- 0-0 player who doesn't even know you can change characters yet
- XXV-100 who will carry you while likely spamming AAAAAAGH! Probably posts Eric Etebari on /pdg/
>Chains
- Without fail the coolest guy on the team and probably a gay scalie as well.
>Wolf
- New player who doesn't know about the lack of lines
- Someone who really likes Wolf and sticks with him despite the lack of lines. Tends to be decent but not great.
>Houston
- Always cocky. Varying degrees of justification for that cockiness. Rarely wears heavy armor. Definitely gay.
>Hoxton
- Trash tier memelord. Carries FAKs for personal use and will get downed on purpose just so he can proc Swan Song
- Someone who played PD:TH and is sticking with his main. Rare, but probably knows what he's doing.
>Wick
- New player who found out you can change your preferred characters and saw Wick as an option
- XXV-100 /pdg/ memelord who will carry your ass on OD. Similar to Dallas.
>Bonnie
- This player saw an obese Scottish woman on the roster and thought "Yes, this is what I want to represent me while I play." Anyone who has learned to appreciate beautiful Bonnie is sure to know what they're doing.
>Clover
- Absolute trash "I'll kick my team seconds before the escape" waifufag with shit taste
- Still a waifufag with shit taste, but at least they seem to know what they're doing.
>Dragan
- A cool guy to play with. May not spend too much time in the game, but he generally knows what he's doing.
>Jacket
- Really likes Hotline Miami. Really likes Jacket. Will build his playstyle around his character.
- Also likes Jacket, but not enough to give up his meta build.
>Sokol
- Gay
- Russian
- Both
>Jiro
- Most weebs are put off by either his age, his voice, or him actually speaking more than five words of Japanese. The remaining people are generally alright.
- Some trash may still surface now and then
>Bodhi
- Absolute shit without fail. Cheated his way to XXV-100
>Jimmy
- fuckihitcharacterlimit
>Me
- Autistic

Scarface has no stereotype I see.

I played the scarface game so I don't mind his voice :^)

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When are they going to add an Electric Bodybuilder from Russia heister, /pdg/?

>inb4 sokol

he's a twink

>>174811021
I want Johnny Gat

>>174811005
He's still too new.

>>174809936
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19691#description

Medic enemy drop mini-kit, not sure if it make you a cheater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YmSq-jd9c

When you Raid a Heist Successful

>>174807140
Used to be the M308 for me, now I'm not so sure. Might give it another chance.

>>174811904
>When you Raid a Heist Successful

>>174807140
>Matever and the Repeater with iron sights
i feel like a fast af cowboy when headshotting every cop in sight also i don't like reloading a magazine while using a sniper

>>174811021
>6'2
>Muscular
No fucking way Sokol is a twink

why the FUCK does pd2 need almost 40gb of space now? Last time I played it it was like half that.

>>174813150
Bonnie needs all that space to be beautiful

>>174813418
oi m8 you makin fun of my heistfu?

>>174813670
how you called me? Oh, SLOT machine. yeah, that one is great

>>174811021
>>174813149
The proper term is "Twunk"

>>174813150
New assets, uncompressed audio, heists

>>174813670
I literally called her beautiful. How do you interpret me making fun of her into that

>>174814462
He's a chad, the only twinks are Jacket before his face got mashed and maybe Houston

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>>174814807
Anon, you don't know your gays very well

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>>174814807

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>>174814984
>5'11
>slender
>soft face before overkill went and fucked it up
Explain to me how jacket wasn't a twink

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>>174815561
I don't think that's what he meant.

>>174815660
What did he mean then

>>174815871
Chad is not a body type in homo terminology.
t. homo pro

>>174810504
Every time I see someone running Silent Killer or whatever it is, it's a Jiro, enough that it's become a thing in my mind just personally.

>>174793398
this is the biggest load of SJW/Cash Shop Defense Force shit I've ever seen.

Payday 3 clearly needs to be a prequel with Bain and his original crew as hesiters.

>>174816013
Fine, but Sokol isn't a twink

>>174816685
Sokol is a total twink. He's the only heist we who remained a babyface after they fixed everyone's faces

>>174816563
>Muh innernet boogermans randomly shoehorned in there for max memecred

>>174816879
Twinks can't be muscular and Sokol's new face looks like that dog that got stung by a bee

whats the most fun heist

>>174817328
Unironically I would say the first day of Goat Sim heist. I know what you're thinking but it has a decent bit of diversity in its objectives. If it was expanded upon it could have been better. Didn't feel like "wait in this one spot and camp for 60 seconds"

>>174817328
4 stores OD

>>174817328
hoxton breakout

>>174817328
anything by the dentist

>>174817328
anything from the butcher

>>174817328
If you're a stealthfag like me, yacht heist is comfy as fuck.
Stealing Xmas is a very solid one. Good variety not too much bag moving bullshit.

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>>174817959
>Stealth

>>174817328
Car shop OD

>>174818110
>loud

why does casino give so little monies when its 25 bags

Can anyone explain crime sprees to me? I just don't fucking dunderstand it.

>>174819936
>do heist
>increase crime spree
>select modifier
>repeat until failure

>>174816563
No where in there did they mention of anything sjw or cash shop related.

He mentioned updates, not dlc.
As for sjw, I think you're taking about the 50/50 female split for new characters? It wouldn't hurt, the current fem heisters are shit waifubait anyway.

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>>174816563
Are that fucking guy that went to /v/ for his safespace thread?

>>174750405
>mfw I play with a unicorn

>payday will never be pandering to sjw's, since that would mean making more black guys and women into robbers

>>174820819
We have 1 black guy that is an original, and 3 fucking girls

how to deal with snipers one shotting everything on high level crimespree

>>174821107
You dont, reroll for club house

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>>174821107
you dont

>>174821258
That would okay if the shape wasn't fucked up beyond repair

>>174793398
Sounds like you put a lot of thought into this. But let me just say that sounds gay as fuck

>>174820936
>3 girls
>13 guys
Yeah, it such a big fucking problem

>>174821506
I'm sorry, I miscounted
>14 guys
>3 women

>>174821506
>>174821637
No one ever wanted girls

>>174821637
who cares, boys and girls both shoot cops the exact same way

>>174821637
which is still a lot of girls for a gang of criminals

>>174821506
not as big a problem as Clovers hair animations.

Is there a point to going over 5 infamy? Am I missing something?

>>174821941
What the fuck is even up with that, no other heister has wavy hair like her except bronco cops

>>174822160
Nothing useful

But you are missing
>Achievements
>XP boosts
>Masks, material and patterns
That's it

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>>174821761
I did.
>Sydney is announced months in advance
>Waiting for another girl because Clover was a bit stale
>Get this shit

>>174822160
Masks, xp boosts, achievements

>>174822160
Fun, why stop at 5?

>>174822160
at least you stop losing all your shit past I-V

Haven't played since release, what's the best way to relearn how to play

>>174801436
russian pack codes next please, i dont wanna use dlc unlocker

>>174823684
what do you mean?
>t. infamy V

>>174825404
you don't lose cash, just levels.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDICBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>174825589
then what is the point of offshore then?

>>174801436
>missed every code so far
well at least I bought this one when it came out
>>174824789
They changed game difficulty a lot.
overkill is hard enough to be engaging and easy enough to complete every heist even alone if you are not retarded. Mayhems and Deathwishes are really fucking hard if you don't have minmaxed inventory seriously,
like 90% of guns is complete trash there and level 100, and One Down is meme difficulty for autists and premade groups looking for challange.
Go into overkill, grab best armor you can get and some guns you like, when you get bored try to make a suit build. You will relearn pretty fast

>>174826214
it expands your in game dong I guess.
You still pay for going infamous, you just don't lose the rest, and also your cash
You can bet it on offshore payday too

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>>174826379
ok, that clarifies things

>>174826379
>>174826525
You pay nothing for going infamous 6 and up

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>>174826216

>>174813150
>halfway through the download it changes back to 16gb

hmm

>>174826664
If you want to do stealth for some reason pick any difficulty it doesnt really matter that much there
Banks and jewelery stores can be fun with pubs since there is not really that much to fuck up but I would avoid anything else without good stealth guy

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>>174817328
Framing loud

>>174826970
>playing framing frame loud
on a side note, what were those images?

>>174817328
big bank loud
bank heist stealth is comfy tho

>>174817328
I've been enjoying Big Bank loud thanks to crime sprees

>>174827970
all I want is that one furry sydney pic someone posted a long time ago

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>>174825714
Stop killing my cops and I'll heal you fucker

>>174820176
>waifubait
>Bonnie
>Flat chest normal mcnorm looking Clover
Sydney can fuck off though.

>>174826706
what the fuck why is john cleese and Ron Perlman in the game now

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>>174828279

>>174831385
JOHN CLEESE WHERE

>>174831491
>>174831491
he plays the butler in the london safehouse

>>174831491
Sometimes he'll do the silly walk around the safehouse

>>174832897
It's these small things that make me cum the hardest.

>>174817542
>Unironically I would say the first day of Goat Sim heist.
Anon pls.

42 instant Bronco spawns sniping you from all points for the first 50 minutes does not equal to fun.

>>174831385
holy fuck it's real

>>174821838
What? No it's not.

Nig and bean gangs have women in them all the time, including women that actually do opt to get jumped in, as in the option where they beat the everloving shit out of you for a while. Even past that, biker gangs often enough too have 'old ladies' around that'll kill someone same the rest.

>>174832994
I'm not really familiar with Cleese's work, but Aldstone talks about owning a hotel in the countryside and the time Wolf asked him to buy a parrot, and then outside of references to sketches he talks about all the shit he has to deal with now he's working for the gang
I fucking love it when characters move around the safehouse or have little details in their areas, like Wick using the shooting range or Jiro having the picture of his family, it makes them feel more alive

>infamy 8 killing every enemy I try to convert even the ones who just handcuffed themselves.

>ask him to stop
>get kicked

From now on I am only hosting my own lobbies and kicking shitters.

>>174835236
Dragan is a fucking weirdo tho and Ron Pearlman hates you

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>>174835236
>Wolf asked him to buy a parrot
gives me an idea
>add a shoulder-parrot to wolf's model
>it speaks some of the lines that wolf is missing

>>174750405
>Infamy 10
>Dallas
>Still couldn't get to 25 during Spring EXP dump
>Bronze Material Champ mask

>>174826970
>The snake furry skin

>>174836149
Snake?

>>174826970
>>174827112
>Playing Framing Frame at ALL
It's like you want to have a shit time.

>>174782512
Say that you have good taste

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>>174836149
>He isn't a snake

>>174835601
Rust using pager lines sucks, but there are weirder/more obnoxious people to talk to than Dragan and you can shoot his water bottles
I mostly just follow Aldstone around, he tells you a lot of stuff and doesn't tell you to fuck off
>someone's "being naughty with the flamethrower" and keeps setting the bushes on fire
>someone keeps storing grenades in the kitchen
>Wolf sleepwalks, which was fine until he started carrying guns around
>There's a warehouse full of Jimmies near the safehouse
>Someone keeps pissing the beds
>Jacket never ever takes his jacket off and steals phones to listen to the voicemails
I wonder if he regrets his job sometimes

>>174836871
I think about woodhouse from archer cartoon every time I see him
Also Dragan is infiltrator, right? Maybe his lines in safehouse are retarded because he tries to blend in around the meme characters lmao

>>174782762
You deserve that (you), anon.

>>174837662
Dragan just calls me fat or complains about the equipment, but I haven't upgraded his room yet

>>174839926
Try talking to him as different characters
He calls everyone fat tho

>>174840059
I got some different responses as Houston, Wick, and Chains, but nothing else so far

AHHHHH I NEED A BUMP

>>174837662
>Also Dragan is infiltrator, right? Maybe his lines in safehouse are retarded because he tries to blend in around the meme characters

My god, he was that good we never noticed until now.

>>174836871
>I wonder if he regrets his job sometimes
Some people just really don't give a fuck and just treat it as "part of the job".

And Aldstone clearly didn't mind because he wanted to go play butler for a cops and robber LARP'ing group because of the sheer boredom from sitting around the estate all day.

What's the worst legendary and why is it the Mansion Mauler?

>Literally just the base gun with a low profile suppressor and a skin on it

>>174844408
Maybe if overshill didn't spend so much time making weapon after weapon we don't need and instead made a shit ton of weapon mods for the base game/current DLCs, we wouldn't have this problem.

>>174844702
I mean it wasn't really a lack of mods or anything in that case, they could've just made it look 1/1 to the actual Scarface M16 with the GL for it's legendary but for whatever reason we got "Basically just a skin" instead of an actual big overhaul like the others get.

>>174844964
That's true too I suppose.
I just want more weapon mods dammit I'm tired of shit like the chicago typewriter and predator 12g being useless because of lack of mods.

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>overkill is too easy
>death wish is too hard
how do i stop being a shitter

>>174844408
The worst legendary spot is currently reserved for the only skin that breaks the game since its release:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/366298942113279687/

We should discuss what is second worst instead.

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>>174845616
Forgot pic.

>>174845961
reminder that solar unironically said that having the most kills is carrying the heist

>>174843863
Dragan with blue hair when

>>174845246
nagant/platypus + china puff/arbiter/judge
armor,mini kits,inspire

>>174846487
Dragan in a pickle when

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>>174846256
YOU'RE WELCOME KILBRAGHT

What are each of the heisters like in bed?

>>174845246
unironically suit builds and combat medic things
Noone will notice you suck because you are always there to tell them to get the fuck up. Be the healslut of your team.
Also try different weapons, take silent killer or shotgun tree and put silencers on everything/take two shotguns

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>>174846623
>Surviving crew: 1
what

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>>174846623
>Surviving crew: 1
>Aftershock
>Mayhem

Uninstall the game already, pls

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>>174846676
Resting after a long day of heisting

>>174847591
>finally being able to rest after getting Hoxton out of prison dozen times in a single day

>>174846676
Who the fuck knows? It's not like they have beds

>>174846676
>implying jacket would sleep with anyone but his record tape waifu

>>174847952
old safehouse had beds

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>>174753080
What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Artsy Fartsy (daily_art)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>174851259
pretty crappy bunk beds iirc

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>>174851485
>the beds couldn't withstand the force of bonnie's violent fucking

>>174851259
Everything in that dump is now ash, so it doesn't count

why does this general like to suck solarpletex's dick

>>174853693
You kidding, he gets bullied all the time