Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1045

Yay, I got in the OP!

W-What is that supposed to mean?

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Hope everyone's day has gone well while I appreciate Hanabi!

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War...war never changes.
This one's for nippon.

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Want this one to be scanned.
1/2

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Which Senran would you buy top grade Mazar-i-Sharif hash with?

>>174744403
wtf that's yucky

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This is Daidouji

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2/2

Why does Asuka got scars on her butt, /skg/?

>>174744305
I spent two hours on a paper due next week and six hours on inconsequential bullshit.

How is everyone else?!?!

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>>174744038
>PS4 is getting PBS and SK7
>Nintendo Switch is getting the HD Rumble game and SK7 probably maybe
>PC gets ports of the Playstation games
Guys, it's great the Senran Kagura is coming to so many platforms, but c'mon seriously...
When will Takaki bring Senran Kagura to the Xbox One™, the "All In One, Entertainment System™"!?!?!? It's the Xbox's turn!!!!!!!!

>>174744628
It's one in the morning and I can't stop listening to the Layzner OP, it's too fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJWpOqrMtjs

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>>174744628
I made this thing!
https://pastebin.com/hECYM3Mt

Featuring Murasaki, Haruka
Guest starring Mirai in a non-lewd role
Breast envy is a theme
Drugs induced breast growth
It's pretty much just about tiddies
Also lactation
There's also some mental scarring but that's not important
And lactation-based breast expansion
Definitely a lack a realism but with Haruka involved it's bound to happen

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I shouldn't have tried at all.

>>174744816
Also if you're not interested in lewds then the first half is basically a story about Mirai and Murasaki spending time together if you're into that.

>>174744816
Holishit that is long.

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>>174745089
Who is this beautiful.

>>174745089
Haruka looks good like this.

>>174745205
I prefer "lengthy"

>>174745612
Same thing, you boob.

>>174744628
Ended up napping for a few hours

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>>174745351
>>174745594

>>174746000
Fuckga

>>174745773
Why say long when you can say lengthy to make yourself seem weird?

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>>174744305

I also appreciate Hanabi

>>174745089
Karasu?

>>174744449

Shiki, she's one of the only Senrans I can think of that might try smoking it with me.

>>174744651

>Jap games
>Xbox

pick one. although, prior to devs figuring out how to make games on the Cell, the Xbox 360 did get some good JRPG's But once they figured out the Cell Jap devs dropped the 360 so fast. The Cell was such a pain in the ass at first that devs were even making games for the Wii, just.. trying to sell games without having to learn that monstrosity.

>>174746076
Fine, you gooflord.

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>>174744816
Mistressfag here, fantastic job with that story!

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>>174746447
I too appreciate Hanabi

I got a quick question
In PBS is there any way of changing the CPU's weapons, since the finishers are weapon specific and not character specific.

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>>174746045
Be nice, her name is Fuga. Not Fucka or Fuckga.

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>>174747324

Hanabi is love

>>174747538
But I want to fuck fucka anon

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>>174747821

>>174747946
Okeeeey :C

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Can someone catch me up to speed to what the purpose of tomboy Senrans is?

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>>174744628
I was edging on day 5 of no fap and accidentally came everywhere. I wanted to cum tomorrow a but new teterun doujin just had to be uploaded on sadpanda today.

It seriously feels so much better if you wait a few days between fapping

>>174748772
Marrying Imu.

>>174747346
Press triangle and switch the weapon from there

I was cutting some dead limbs off the tree in my backyard. Turns out, one of them had a Yellow Jacket nest in it. I don't remember the last time I ran that fast.

How was your day, /skg/?

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>>174748772
Making them feel like women by tittyfucking them.

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>>174747649

Appreciating Hanabi is a natural thing for growing boys to do.

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>>174749271
Doujin where Imu gets a harem of tomboy senrans when?

I want to see Imu get fucked by Katsuragi, Yagyu, Daidouji, Homura, Miyabi and Renka

>>174749321
I wan't to change the oponents weapons, not mine.

>>174748772
The purpose of having tomboy senrans is to have one of your "bros" jerk you off without it being gay.

>Hey, Kat, can you jerk me off?
>No problem, bro!

>>174749475
Damn, is everyone alright over there? I'm at the point in my illness when I feel like I'm perpetually on fire, so I'm doing Ringed City invasions with my pyromancer.

>>174749768
That sounds hot. Yagyu counts?

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Yuyaki is such a good girl

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>>174749892
I want to live in an apartment with Kat and Renka and have casual, sweaty lewd times.

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>>174749617

even fully grown men appreciate Hanabi.

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>>174749475
I got all the futafag out of my system and I'm ready to be a n-normal Yomifag for another day

>>174750265

>Katsuragi gives you a handjob and finishes you off with paizuri
>Her tits, face, and hair are covered in your cum
>she winks at you and says "don't fall for me now"

There's some suffering in that kind of relationship with Katsunee because you'd WANT to get more serious with her. Having a best friend/bro that is also an incredibly sexy girl could be a dream relationship.

But she'd be distant like that and not let it go further.

>>174749931
I live about 10 minutes out of town so this is kind of only my problem. The next house over is about a 2 minute walk, for example. I'm not going in the back until I call some guy to take care of those Jackets, though.

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Good night /skg/
Sleep well and sweet dreams to you all!
I finally feel worthy enough to imagine my bodypillow is Mistress Haruka and hug it all night long, so that's what I'm going to do tonight!

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>>174751325
Paizuri is paizuri.

Kat would be my wingman and hook me up with someone else anyway.

>>174751629
>feel worthy enough
You are NEVER worthy enough for Haruka-sama! Not even worthy of a pillowcase DEPICTING her!

>>174751629
just pay 600$ for a mistress pillow already you dingus

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>>174744038
>drawbro didn't do the ashiya
Well its okay, I still have her.

>>174751629
Sleep well

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I think I should think of a new story to think of.

Hopefully something that can be short.

>>174753417
Haruka letting his submissive boyfriend to take the lead for the first time!

>>174753417
mom, why are you making that face?

>>174753368

Shiki is a Sex goddess.

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How would you feel if you found out that your Mom's weird underaged friend that she's always trying to get you to call "Auntie Mirai" was actually her fuckbuddy?

>>174753417
Something with Hikage and Katsuragi

>>174754442
Not surprised in the slightest

>>174753615
...Anon letting his submissive Mirai take the lead for the first time?

How does /skg/ like their "anon/senran" stories to be written, by the way? That's something I wouldn't mind doing in the future, but anon as a character seems kind of vague.

Like do you want anon as a character with a neutral narrator, or like, the story constructed as reader/senran with the reader being anon?

I might be thinking about that too much.

hibbers

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How would you feel if you found out that your Mom's weird underaged friend that she's always trying to get you to call "Cousin Hibari" was actually her sex slave?

>>174755440
Ask where Cousin's weird friend is.

>>174754937
>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Anon, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>Anon makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under Anon's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell Anon it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

If you could be killed by any senran which senran would it be?

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Nan, if you're reading this thread, I just want to say that I'm grateful for my Senran!

>>174756671
Mirai.

She's an absolute failure, so I'd be perfectly safe.

>>174756671
Kagura in loli form

>>174756671
Undoubtedly Haruka-sama!

>>174756458
This makes no sense, the bowl isn't even used for anything!

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>Finishing up Burst
>That one mission in Burst where you fight Daidoji with all the other Hanzo girls in order to unlock her
>Dai is slow and has short combos, but they do significant damage
>Using the faster characters, I'm doing a pretty good job of hit and run combos and avoiding taking major damage from Dai
>But she can use her burst and then immediately follow up with her Ninpo which instakills you
I'm not sure if I like or dislike this design

>>174758461
I just juggled her to death with everybody

Boss fights are the easiest part of Burst

Imagine all the sex that Anon and I going to do if I were a girl.

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>>174758234
>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Kiriya, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want to feed him some delicious uncut futomaki
>he nods his head
>you get your futomaki ready and bring it up to his droopy rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all tightened up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of Shinobi Vaseline with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath him and stick the nozzle into his lower mouth
>Kiriya makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling his colon with lubrication
>after pulling the nozzle out you position your futomaki under Kiriya again and put a finger to your mouth
>you tell him to shhhh, your granddaughter is upstairs doing her homework
>after a few minutes he begins to ''''''squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup'''''' from his butt, having it land on the heart-shaped bed
>you're impressed at your sushi making skills even after all these years
>you wipe off your futomaki, and ask Kiriya if it was delicious and start cleaning his butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for his dinner company and head upstairs to spend quality time with Asuka
>no one will never know the real reason Kiriya really keeps his hands off his students

>>174758461
>juggled daidouji to death
>she didn't even get to use her ninpo
I felt kinda bad for her.

>>174758757
girls are icky

>>174758874
>icky
Gee, I wonder who made her icky

>>174758759
Hanzo got killer abs

>>174749978
Yuyaki is a sweet choco-girl

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Youmu is a Senran!

>>174760805

Almost positive that's a boy in drag.

>>174760805
So now Yuyuko-sama is Haruka-sama?!

>>174761160
No, it's actually Mirai cosplaying!

>>174761323
MY
DICK
NEEDS
THIS

>>174761943

I'm going to need to see some proof that that's a girl.

>>174762987
Mirai's driver's license says she is female!

>>174763253
Bullshit, Mirai doesn't know how to drive

>>174763253
She doesn't have a car.
She doesn't have anyone who could teach her to drive.
She's a ninja and lives in a country with widespread high-quality public transportation.

Mirai does not have a driver's license.

>>174760805
That's a boy unless we recieve visual evidence otherwise.

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>>174763684
She knows how to drive tanks.

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>page 8

>>174764882
P-please calm down Miss Miyabi!!

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Leo is a woman.

Thank you.

>>174765224
I'm still going to suck her dick even if she is a woman!

I jacked off and ended up peeing all over myself.

Does that mean something?

>>174764882
>miyabi_struggling_to_do_a_situp.png

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Why does a qt like this have such few cards?

>>174765531
You gotta beef up that sphincter, anon.

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>>174765427
She doesn't have a dick. You're better off sucking her tits.

Does sucking a vagina feel weird/uncomfortable for the girl?

>>174765637
As cute as she is, I remember her being placed near to last in the popularity poll, either in the one about the impressions on the new characters or the one pre-PBS.

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>>174765637
She was a relatively recent addition and not that popular

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what did she mean by this?

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I love Hanabi

>>174765637

Japan doesn't seem to like her much. They're not big fans of the Mikagura sisters in general, they seem to like Renka > Kafuru > Hanabi though.

>>174765637
All three sisters are sorely lacking in cards.

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>>174766414
Good taste for once.

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>>174766414
But I thought Kafuru was really popular in Japan though...

>>174766747
I really like them all.

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Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!

>>174766546
>>174766414
Kafuru broke into the top 10, dude.
Part of me finds it hilarious that in a series about boobninjas, Japan placed all the characters with a small bust in the top 10

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>>174744816
I'd been waiting for this

I was not disappointed

>>174767317
Makes sense.
Even if they have less total fans, there's also less choices so all the flat/tiny tits fans are basically funneled into much fewer choices.

Basically, if they add more flat girls the flatties will fall out of top 10.

Anyone have that gif or webm of Hikage leaving in the middle of Katsuragi's transformation?

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1) This is Miyabi!
2) Miyabi is a girl!
3) She's cute!
4) I love her!
5) Miyabi!!!!!

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>>174770434

I decided to end Murasaki's semen diet today because it wasn't having the intended effect.
She really seemed to be enjoying the semen... she's been begging me for more all day.

I think I've created a monster.

Damn, these Senran Kagura 3 minute specials really go to 10 with the fan service dont they.

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Everyone is dead...

>>174772202
Yes! And I killed them!

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>>174772223
Stop that.

>>174772223
America is the most violent barbaric country in the world. AmericanAnon is the proof.

I am the danger

I am the night

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Why is the world bent on stripping poor Murasaki? At least cards-wise
>She goes to the pool, she loses her bikini
>She sits on a kotatsu, it somehow blows up(?) and she is laying on the snow with her tits out
>She opens a god damn window while it's windy out and it somehow rips her nightgown off
Girl can't catch a break. She is never going to want to leave like this.

>>174772202
Very nice of the animators to make the scarf red, otherwise I could have not realised that it's Asuka who's mourning!

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I am hero

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Lolis are EVERYTHING!
Post Loli!

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>>174773581

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>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

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>>174773581
Sexiest of loli in sexiest of clothing!

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

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>>174773581
>Lolis are EVERYTHING!

Technically, there are some things that aren't lolis.

>>174773701
>Haruka-sama will never make you drink bone hurting juice

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>>174773581
Kagura? A loli?

TOO BAD.

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She has no style
She has no grace!

>>174773581
Teen Kagura > Adult Kagura > Loli Kagura

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>>174775696
This snek
is a fucking disgrace!

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>>174775837
That's not how it goes you son of a bitch.

Give boobs.

Give boob

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>>174775927

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>>174775927
The most wonderful boobs in existence!

>>174775973
There are two things in this world that make me happy. One is going to anime convention with my bro and getting absolutely hammered.

Other is Asuka.

>>174775973
Pervert

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>>174775973
Asuka is one of the seven wonders of the world!

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>>174776040
>going to anime con

How's it feel, being a normie trash?

>>174776463
Something about that picture looks off. Like her head is way too big or something.

>>174776845
I think her body is a bit small. Plus, she seems to be going full commando.

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>>174773041
Murasaki has the ideal female body. Of course people want to see it in all its glory.

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Homu

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Goodnight boobgen

>>174777345
But Murasaki is fat.

>>174765821
Yet more evidence that Nips have shit taste.

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>>174777507
She isn't fat. She has just enough that she would be soft if you hugged her. The sort of body that would produce a lot of healthy children.

>>174777691
Enough what? You mean enough fat from eating so much greasy pizza every single day, right?

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>>174777691
JELLY ROLLS

>>174777806
Indeed. Her metabolism is so well refined that she can have a terrible diet and still look perfect.

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You lads give me a quick rundown on why people are starting to hate Xseed now?

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I know it sound like I'm joking, but I'm not. Murakumo is actually a very lewd girl.

>>174777974
Wait, we hate Xseed now?

>>174778263
That's what people keep saying everywhere else, so that's why I asked.

>>174777952
So Murasaki's body has high level of fat, but she's not fat.

>>174778364
Where? /v/?

>>174778586
Yes.
And Twitter.
I haven't been in /skeegee/ for a while, though, personally.

>>174778647
I don't know anything. I only came here to kick ass and lick pussies. So is everyone here, unless I miss something.

I'm indifferent to Anon's suffering

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At work today I realized pretty much every one in the main cast of The Wonderful 101 are all senrans.

Every last one of them. I mean for fuck sake this high pitched creature is literally pink Shiki. LITERALLY.

Could it be coincidence, or pretty much everyone in SK being based off pretty broad stereotypes that make them similar to many other character?

>>174778647
Long story short, EV's north american release was handled poorly and their PR was and is fucking terrible regarding the complaints.

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I want to go to goodnight skeegee, but I took a shower after getting home from work and I can't get to sleep while my hair is wet.

Can we like... do stuff?

>>174780086
I'm going to "do stuff" to Minori!

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>>174780145
It's illegal to do stuff to girls and their anons while they want to go to sleep but can't.

I'm afraid you're getting the chair.

>>174780219
N-no, wait, I didn't mean it!

>>174778501
Her fat levels are regulated to be just enough, and it's stored in all the right places.

>>174780352
Yeah you didn't think I'd actually do it did you?

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I bet Murasaki is one of those people who eats really big meals and looks like a fucking pig but in reality she just has like two meals a day so it balances out to be a pretty normal daily caloric intake.

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>>174780616
Tubby

>>174780794
I would gladly give Homu my meat.

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>>174780846

Homura is cute

Also this doujin got a higher quality scan

https://exhentai.org/g/1054427/f7131e9520/

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Homu is a classy beauty

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I bet a Homura story would be fun to write. I still need story ideas, I don't have anything that really jumps out at me yet though.

I a getting a Yumi story idea but I'm thinking about it.

>>174781209
That art is disgusting.

>>174781209
Homura hang out with Jasmine to make Asuka jealous.

>>174781265
I disagree. It's a lol-tier.

>>174781209
Homura ends up having to sell her virginity so she can eat tomorrow.

>>174781209
>do not serve
He

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>>174781408
That's because Mirai always asks for just the strawberry part of neapolitan ice cream and screams at the clerk if they won't do it.

>>174781730
Why not get strawberry ice cream from the strawberry flavour tub?

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>>174782087
Mirai thinks the strawberry icecream in neapolitan tastes better than the actual standalone strawberry icecream

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Uh oh. Uh oh uh oh.

I have a story idea

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Is this Hikage?

>>174782495
>boobmates
So....not at all

>>174781082
>classy
>cannot even properly wear a shiromuku
Yeah, no.

>>174782538
Can she even get angry?

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>>174782538
Hikage is just excited to see anon.

>>174782618
>Snek
>excited
Eh

>>174782668
Excitement is not an emotion.

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>>174782561
It's not her fault they don't make them her size

>>174782748
This. It's hard to find traditional japanese outfits that fit over cowtits.

Even Yumi complains about this shit.

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>>174782561
Yumi's the classy one and even she doesn't know how to wear kimono

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>>174782805
I dunno. Seems very....fitting.

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This is Yumi-san.
She likes puri, justice, and Kurokage. She hates yoma, lesbians, rude people and rude lesbians.

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Oh no I think I'm going to make Mirai and Ryoubi fuck

The fact that I'm not really taking requests for stories makes it kind of feel like I'm just blogging. I hope /skg/ doesn't mind. I'd like to do story requests but fuck if it's not an idea I REALLY like then I just feel no will whatsoever to write.

Anon's penis > My penis

>>174783965
I just realized I 100% seriously wrote "Ryoubi decides flatchests have come a long way and wants to hold a celebration" in this new story's plot bullet points and I can't stop giggling at how stupid that sounds.

Okay time to go crawl into my lair and not come back out until I have a dumb story nobody but me wants

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a72YYIRq07k

Can we take a moment and appreciate Ikaruga music theme is? Damn, so badass.

>>174784745
Are you a lesbian Anon?

Ikaruga is dumb and smells weird

>>174784947
I'm too perverted to be a girl, you dork

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>>174785098
Girls can be perverts Anon!

>>174785205
Asuka is PURE AND WHOLESOME!

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>>174785337
ASSuka

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>>174782538
No, this is.

>>174785415
Wtf?

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>>174785337
Now you are just being stupid!

>>174785337
No! Asuka is SHORT AND STACK!

I want to grab Anon's dick and never let it go! NEVER!

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>>174785751
>You like GREAT BIG ONES like this on a short girl like me Anon?

>>174786109
Teach me sensei!

>>174785997
>GREAT
>BIG
Those are my favorite words!

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>>174786226
This is difficult craft, young grasshopper

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>They are already so big! But they still just keep getting bigger and bigger!
>I hope they grow a lot more!
>I want to beat Grandma's!

>>174786378
>>174786213
>>174786109
I demand a Season 2!

I wanna pet Anon!

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>>174786416
>Asuka is a growing girl!
>She got HUGE potential!
>The fact that the universe keeps expanding is so that Asuka can have lots of room to grow even more!

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>>174787002

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>>174787195

>>174787195
Is Asuka, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

>>174787460
I vote yes!

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>>174787453
>I'll even wear them when you're done

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Good afternoon /skg/
I tried imagining my bodypillow was Mistress Haruka and hugging it, but it just felt really wrong, so I just curled up in the corner of my bed again to get to sleep.

I woke up like 4 hours late, missed going out for breakfast with my Mother and now feel like shit. Has Mistress Haruka cursed me for even thinking for a moment I'm worthy of hugging her?

>>174787645
Is it a Haruka body pillow?

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>>174787460
Yes!

>>174787746
No, the Mistress pillow case is like 12000 yen or something like that and isn't big enough to fit my body pillow, plus I don't like the design of it either, it's not perfect enough for her.

Also as I was typing this a cut on my arm suddenly started bleeding, please help, I think I am cursed.

>>174787908
You were cut because you dared blaspheme against Haruka's body pillow! Repent by buying it!

http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/hobbystockglobal/item/hso-ccg-00001604/

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>>174787840
Homura is a great singer!
A GREAT SINGER!
I want Eri Kitamura to sing a lullaby for me or hum the Once Upon a Time in the West theme.

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>>174788196
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzBC5FY3I4
Her VA is honestly top tier

>>174787453
Can you wear them if I put that underwear inside a cold water?

>>174788136
The design of the body pillow just isn't perfect enough to truly represent Mistress though, and I don't want a sub-par product to represent the Mistress in my life.

I'm going to snap Yumi's neck!

I want to marry Yumi!

I'm going to make Yumi a single mother!

>>174788840
Look at that nice belly.

>>174790743
Shoo, that belly is my wife.

>>174783965
It's futa and they take turns giving each other naizuri with their flat chests, right?

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>>174790101
Good taste, Anon!

>>174791031
Shit, I'm only kidding. Now I have to raise a happy family together with Yumi.

>>174788196
>Homura is full of meat
Lewd girl, right here.

I want the evil dictator of justice Yumi to kidnap me and throw me in the husband dungeon so that my darling Mistress Haruka has to come and rescue me!

>>174791429
Haruka thinks so little of her dogs that she won't even notice that you're missing.

Yumi is a ____.

fat whore!

broken slut

>>174791681
wife!

>>174791681
alright person!

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>>174791681
beautiful woman!

>>174791681
very cute and lovely lady whom I will copulate with against her will

I'm going for a shower /skg/, don't lewd any senrans while I'm gone or there'll be trouble!

[x] pat head lewdly

>>174792563
[x] smash head in with hammer

>>174792078
this cheapass card. If you're a DLC card user please don't bully poverty ninjas.

>>174793198
[x] counter

>>174793256
[x] teleport behind you

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>>174793256
[x]

>>174793291
>>174793323
[x] it's a hologram

Yumi is a shit.
Yumi is a shit.

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>>174792520
..but when you're back we're good to lewd again?
Asking because my senran is pretty lewd.

>>174793349
she's alright

OMG YUMI CAN YOU STOP BEING SO SEXY!!!

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>>174793876
impossibru with a body built for sex

>>174752006
I will, I just can't right now
give me time

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Come to bed

>>174794403
No.

>>174794403
I haven't been with a male in the same bed since I was 9 and don't plan to change this.

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>>174794567
Celibate homosexual. Huh.

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>>174794403
I prefer Smug

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I'm back from my shower, we're now allowed to lewd senrans again

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I'm going to hug Asuka so hard until there is nothing left except for a pile of folded pieces of cardboard!

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>>174794653
Here, for you.

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>>174794403
>Leo seductively invites you to bed
>jump in with a raging hard-on
>she's already asleep

>>174794718
Imagine all the sex position I cannot have with Cardboard Asuka

>>174795076
I will wake her up by sucking her girlpenis!

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>>174794706
LEWDING HIBARI LIKE THERES NO LEWD TOMORROW

>>174795546
You're late

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>>174795185

>>174795546
Slow down anon, there is lewd tomorrow, no need to waste it all now.

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>174795185
Point me to the penis

>>174795728
Yes, I will take the full length of your sword!

>>174795832
Inside her tight pussy

Good morning, skeege... Oh. Uhh.. See you later, skeegee...

>>174795923
Bye anon, see you later!

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>>174795832
My sexy beautiful lioness.

Your senran is real, she loves you, and she's close by!

However...

she's yandere for you and speaks only in heavy Bogan English

Is this okay?

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Who are your top senrans GAMEPLAY-WISE?

(Going by EV character iteration as the latest; by which I mean their moveset is their latest official moveset)

Aside from the undeniably fun but OP 'canon' senrans (Rin, Daodji, Kagura, Naraku, etc... you get the idea) And obviously omitting the OP DLC characters.

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>>174796263
Can she speak in heavy bogard English instead? That would be OKAY

>>174773232
me on the right

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>>174796296
>Siki
+Rin-lite; Combos in the thousands regularly. And even though Rin/Siki are more aoe/mob-killing oriented characters versus boss-killers, they have such quick cooldown and easily dash-cancelled moves that their mobility and move variety is their boss-killing 'special'
+hella adorable
-frantic mode moveset is kinda lame

>Miyabi
+Daodji-lite; every attack being chargeable, nice variety of spammable fast ones and slower charge up heavy damage launches.
+triangle special is great, much needed 360 quick aoe/combo for an otherwise 'slower' more deliberate playstyle char
-only the aforementioned special is any good; combos are better than square, and O is only really useful if you try to activate it right next to someone so the transformation beam can hit them. The form itself is inferior to pre-transform in every way

>Ikaruga
+2 superb anti-boss specials
+dash-attack spam and great range on all attacks
-if you lose track of what's going on in the middle of a mob or kick off one of the longer combos without aiming it properly, the post-attack delay if you don't dash cancel is pretty unforgiving if you're on higher difficulty and leave you wide open for a lot of retaliation. Ikaruga's interesting as she's overall a slow character, but if you chain the right shit together she's extremely fast, it's almost like a rhythm game

>Murakamo
+Unbelievable general mobility considering the range of attacks; for being the one in a giant suit of armor dual wielding two very large weapons.
+Excellent Dedicated mob-killing aoe specials
-No skills that are remotely useful against bosses, circle skill is total crap

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>>174795832

>>174796674
Would have been better without the memebulge but a more realistic one.

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>>174796674
Fucking delete this.

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>Anon said he needed an adult!
>So I went and got future me!
>Are you ready for your "punishment" now Anon?

>>174798101
>short stack
>beautiful gilf
Am I in heaven?

>>174798560
You will be when they finish with you BUT it will have been worth it!