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THE HOUR OF TWILIGHT FALLS Edition

>What's new?

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; launching April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Megabundles Announced; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/

>Genji Hero Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji/
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura/
https://youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0

>Veterans get some good loot when 2.0 drops
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20653218/

>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20707874/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696238/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696243/
>2.0 Beta Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696241/

>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where can I find you INSECTS?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

Previously: >>174695615
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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MFPallytime originally got me into HotS, but now whenever I decide to check a video of his I find his play disgusting.

What happened?
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>>174743819

this cringe post
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>>174743845

He's really bad at the game. Blame his brain surgery, but he really doesn't get the game on a deep level so he's stuck in trash tier.
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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Twilight dragon Chromie when?
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Selendis/Rohana/Vorazun/Karax/Talandar when
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>Spent all day leveling heroes I hate and will never play in beginner bot games so I can hit the next threshold for veteran boxes

Jesus Fuck I never want to play Nova or Probius ever again.

Rexxar was kinda fun though, shame he seems kinda poo.
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i just want to win my promotion match ;_;
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>>174743845
Nothing. He was always disgusting and awful.

>muh sippy cup
>walks in and dies
>wahh muh team
>cracks open third can of monster
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>>174743710
Music theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EzLc_pCbZo
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>>174743710
Would you look at all that corruption
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>>174743710

So is it confirmed it's Deathwing or could it still be some twist like Werewolf Druid with fire elemental spells? Or ya know, something not Warcraft again please?
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Why did hiroshimoot have to fuck up my goddamn 4chanx
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>>174744316
It's not confirmed at all. Could be anyone at this point.

Well... at least it looks like it will be a male character, as the French website was updated to reflect that.
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>>174744141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADmPpY_oC2k

Cata had and still has the best Login music, holy fuck I love it so much.
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>>174744096
Im with you anon
Probius is the worst character I have ever played and the only ones I havent played are tlv and lucio
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Don't worry /hotsg/ my boy mengsk is gonna make HOTS great again.
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REMOVE OVERWATCH CUNTS
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>>174744393
in french wing is a female noun, and since his name is translated it could have just been a mistake.
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>>174744393

Oh good, I mean, I'd rather it be a Windy Druid if they were gonna put Druid in at all but goddamn am I not ready for another 5 fucking WC characters.
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>>174744708
we speak american here none of that female commie shit
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why are blizz making heros that can auto and move at the same time

please just fuck off with this shit
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>>174744547
Hots has never been great, though.
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>>174744962
there's only 2 of them.
i think it's a fun mechanic.
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Itried one of those 2.0 level calculators and it said I had a few levels less than live. Are we really losing account levels in 2.0?
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>>174744962

The only characters who can are supposed to be evasive and hard to catch. Even then, Genji has to stop as he autos again. Tracer's the only one who can keep autoing you while running.
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>>174744459

Indeed, Garrosh when? He did nothing wrong.

I know most people would prefer the OG Grom, but I dunno, a Garrosh with Yshaarj tentacle options would be tite.
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>>174744962
Lucio does no damage and Tracer is shit anyway since she can't survive on the enemy team having bad aim.

No point in complaining unless some Giant Killer talented ranged AA hero gets to do it or something equally bullshit.
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>>174745116
>>174745208

Oh shit I forgot about Lucio. whoops.
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>>174745095
Did you type in the leftover exp column per hero?
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>>174745208
wow what a shit tracer, silver 1?
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>>174745207
Honnestly, I'm an old warcraft fag and I still find Garrosh a lot more interesting than his father.
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>>174745208
what the fuck
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>>174745095
2.0 isnt going to count level 1 heroes so you will lose 65 base levels ignoring all the extra levels you will gain for 9+ heroes
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>>174745116
>>174745208
>>174745270
Oh shit I forgot Genji is coming.

Does Genji auto-attack while moving too?
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>>174745461
No
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>>174745461

Sort of, he can move once he starts autoing but he actually has to stop when he starts another auto, it's kind of weird.
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>>174745461
yes, also has a fuck load of mobility
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>>174744112
I know the feel anon

I was supposed to be plat 2

Now I'm almost back at Plat 4

I know I'm not perfect and have room to improve but sometimes people just throw ;-;
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>>174745461
You have to stop to attack but when the attack start you can move.
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>>174745678
>plat
wow its fucking nothing lmao
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>>174744096

damn, im about to play furry-shit lili to level up too tychus was my fun hero i dont use.
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I hope this fucker is released along with 2.0 and not just put into PTR.
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>>174745876
Genji is being released with 2.0, I don't think they would do a double hero release.
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>>174745576
>>174745582
>>174745719
>people who learnt about stutter stepping for the first time in their life
Every hero can do the same shit
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>>174745876
I hope it's indeed this fucker. I think not though.

>>174745963
I think it could happen. Their schedule for the 2.0 is already exceptional in itself. Cassia and Genji were released very close to each other, and the new hero will be announced even before Genji is released.
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>>174745995
Retard.
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>>174745995

Please tell me you're not actually this retarded, anon.
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>>174745876
Most likely a week after Genji
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>>174745414
interesting yes, but grom achievements are overall more impressive
still I'd probably go for garrosh myself
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>>174745995
No, you can actually reset your auto without it going off if you are stutter stepping while the animation is going off. Lunara had that problem on release, you would have to stand still for over a second because the attack animation was so slow in order for it to go off, that's why they needed to increase her animation speed by 400% so you could actually stutterstep
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>>174746121
>Most likely three weeks after Genji
fixed that for you
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>>174746051
>I think not though.

Why? The trailer has fire, claws and apparently a hate for dragons, all perfect descriptions of Deathwing.
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>>174745876

I hope not, I don't want him being rushed out and potentially being either bugged out the ass or completely fucking busted and making QM even more of a nightmare than it already is till he gets patched.
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>>174746120
He's right thou, his last two shots are just delayed.
Mechanically he's the same as a Raynor
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>>174744096
>Spent all day leveling heroes I hate and will never play in beginner bot

What the fuck, I wouldnt wish that on my worse enermy.
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>>174746282
we saw with blizzcon however long ago, with cho'gall, the fucker released that week, right?
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Torbjorn in HotS when?
Imagine all the banter potential:

>shittalking Glaz for being a lesser engineer
>Falstad and Muradin asking him what kind of Dwarf he is
>he and Ragnaros arguing about who has the best Molten Core

I'm sure there is something else I'm missing.
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>>174746301
Because I don't really picture Deathwing as a HotS character. In part because of his size. Also because I don't think Deathwing was highly requested, and Blizzard said this hero is one that was. Also because Deathwing symbolizes Cataclysm, the WoW expansion that started WoW's decline and that Blizzard wants to forget about the most after WoD.
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CLAW MARKS ARE DREADLORD CONFIRMED
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>>174744570
Thats beatiful anon
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>>174744570
Whats the haircut that guy has called?

>IB4 nazi style
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>>174744570

What's the context to this webm?
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Does your gf play HOTS too?
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>the one hero that embodies /hotsg/
>the one hero that embodies r/hots

You have 10 seconds. Go.
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>>174743845
I just don't understand why people like that guy. Fucking cringelord. Why the FUCK do you call it a "sippy cup" you fucking autist, its called a HEALING FOUNTAIN. You think you're cute or something? Think you're funny?
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>>174746468
Blizzard doesnt recognize cataclysm as a failure
Azmodan should be like 10 times bigger than he is
I agree I dont particularly see him being on the roster but maybe they want to do a real dragon after the backlash from chromie even though they did her fine since she was almost never in dragon form to begin with
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>>174746734
I don't have any grandfathers left, unfortunately...
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>>174746734

Yes, actually.
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WHEN I
GET UP
I'M GOING ALL THE WAY
TO
THE TOP
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN

~YAAAAAY~!
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>>174746660
the john cena
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>>174746902
>>174746660
the drumpf
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>>174746789
>defending the nazis

only 4chan ladies and gents
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>>174746734
C L O W N F E E T
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>>174747014
>le nazis

xd
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best girl
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>>174746849
me neither. i know that feel anon
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>>174747014
>>174746789

Were they actually neo-nazis?
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>>174746753
well i know hotsg is lili
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>>174747014
Literally everyone is a nazi to them that word has zero meaning
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>>174747014
reddit niggers pls go

the noodle brained commie was clearly asking for it
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>>174747014
bait
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gfe just lost a game to a bot.
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>when queueing up, forced to make a choice between:
>watching shitters fail and feed be useless as your favorite picks
>having fun
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>no tomorrow winning with a bot muradin
will gfe ever recover?
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>>174746849
>>174747114
Yeah my grandparents passed away as well. Its a strange and sad feeling.
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That was actually kinda epic, winning with a bot
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>>174747151
what if i told you, sweet anon,
that two thirds of the posters you meet here are
*GASP*
NEO NAZIS? CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HORROR?
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>>174746789
bonus: she is a huge whore who cheats on her numale boyfriend and did gross hippy porn at 19
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>>174747151
the guy who punched her
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>>174747268
>>174747319
They spent all their time studying Superstars and underestimated NT

Dang, losing to a bot. That's insane
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>>174747268

Sometimes bots just deathball and if they have the right combo on the right mapt their whole team just constantly bukake you and you can't do too much about it.
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>>174747151
His name is Nathan Damigo, he is the leader of an alt-right group, and he is attending California State University at Stanislaus.
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>>174747405
good point
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>>174747525
>alt-right group
remember the time when words had meaning ?
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>>174747405

What a lovely person he must be.

>>174747358

This isn't /pol/
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>>174747525
What is the group exactly? Alt right doesn't even mean anything anymore
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>>174747609
umm no sweetie if you disagree with me you're literally a nazi hun
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>>174747268
>>174747492
>losing to a bot
HotS bots have the same problem Dota 2 bots have: You need to split push. Short of whacking the core at 1% left, they are probably going to divert some (or all) heroes to immediately tp back if you're whacking T2s.

The bots are designed with only mid 5v5 in mind so if you keep streaming down mid like a retard you will lose but as long as you keep triggering their ADD with regards to defending their keeps, you can beat Insane bots with anyone.
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TANKS
EFFING
WHEN
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>>174747785
To be fair NT won that game before the bot.
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>>174747683
this guy did 5 years for armed robbery for pulling a gun on a cab driver. He is currently unemployed, living on a family compound in oakdale
>>174747685
https://www.identityevropa.com/#home
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>>174747795
We got Varian though :^)
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>>174747683
thats just what we wanted you to think
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>>174747014
get out
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>>174746301
What trailer? What did I miss?
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>>174747014
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what is the sluttiest skin available?
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>>174748047
Sylvanas base skin

Lunar Jaina
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>>174747795
IMPERIUS BEST SKY DADDY
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>>174748047
Genie chromie
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>>174748047
Base lunaris skin
She doesn't even wear panties to cover up her deer pussy.
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>>174746789
Oh my god. I cant imagine field day /pol/ had with this.
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>>174748047
succubus kerrigan, duh.
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its so funny watching someone who is really good at medivh be an annoying little teleporting invincible shit
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>>174748261
they found out she does hairy porn to
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>>174748047
Star Princess Li Ming has see-through pants

Tyrande's ass can be pretty clearly seen on the default model

Sylvanas shows a lot of skin
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>>174747014
Here's your (you), I feel generous today.
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>>174747405
>>174747525
Would the words, "white supremacist racist" be more appealing to you?

They're only not neo-nazi's in name only. But sure, disregard it because facts are hard
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>>174747795
I'd prefer diablo's version of Alarak to be next
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>>174748325
>tfw your face is between them
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>>174748047
Obviously
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>>174748325
I'm like 90% sure Li-Ming is not that thicc.
Tyrande tho...
She's still not as great as best elf. pic related
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>>174747683
i am, in fact, from /pol/, so this is /pol/
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>>174748470
>I'm like 90% sure Li-Ming is not that thicc.
Just look at the star princess and striker skin anon she is thicc.
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>>174746734
Yes. She got into the early Alpha before me and played non-stop.
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>>174748436
Oh you mean nationalist
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>>174748481
>i am, in fact, from pakistan, so this is pakistan
go back to /pol/ ahmed
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>>174747795
We really need Malthael, Imperius and Itherael to form complete angel party.

We're already on the way of getting full evangelion team before that happens tho.
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>>174748703
it is you who should go back to red.dit, cuckie
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>>174748306
Based and disgusting at the same time.
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>>174748629
Not much of a difference. It's the PC way of saying what I already described.
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>>174748730
>Itherael
the guy became very lame the exact moment he started talking in d3
literally worst angel
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>>174748894
>nigger hair
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>>174743883
Fuck off ponyfucker.
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>>174749225
Literally no one cares.
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>>174749125
Imagine that was your offspring
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>>174749268
Her parents asked for it with their poor parenting.
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>>174748894

I wouldn't send my daughter to college, but not for those reasons.
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>>174749320
Wait, did /pol/ dig shit about her parents and how they raised her?
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>>174749264
i do care now fuck off
god bless the anon who posts it in ever thread
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>>174749441
But why
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Americans are so fat because we have so much cuisine. There's Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Indian, etc. food all on the same block. It's impossible to get tired of the food.
Whereas people in China only have Chinese food, people in Mexico only Mexican, etc. If you ate Chinese food 3 days in a row, if someone offered you some Lo Mein on day 4 you might say "No thanks, I don't feel for Chinese food today." That's why they're all so skinny.
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>>174749621
because your mother sucks nigger dick and posts it on r/cuckold/
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>>174749668
Doesn't explain why Mexicans are so fat then.
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>>174749668
>>174749804
anon meme theory btfo
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>>174749668

Or all the cheap food is packed with shit that goes straight to fat. That's why a bunch of poor people are so fucking fat.
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>>174749869
>>174749830
>>174749804
You people just don't get it.
I find out where people ancestors come from usually when talking about food, and you people just don't get it. I have family recipes for andouille or chorizo kolache (really klobasnek, which might have been first created over here), or of my great aunts jalapeno German potato salad, or of our corned beef on St Pat's ('cuz my last name is 'Irish'), and Europeans just don't get it. And if I say my great-grandmother invented the muffalletta, they just won't get the joke.
It's sad that they just don't get it; if they will bother to discuss being an immigrant society, they will talk about migrations in the early middle ages, or the number of Danes that moved to Sweden after WWII (or is it the other way around?); they don't get it.
Do you use masa or polenta? Why would I ever ask? You just don't get it. You're a Brit that went to a curry shop last night, but don't know what a bindi is; you don't get it. Why do you ask a family named Mueller that's coming to dinner if potatoes au gratin and a roast would be OK; you don't get it.
So the reason we 'obsess' over this, is because we expect people in our world to have different back grounds and taste and lives, but you expect everyone to be the same as you, but I don't expect you to get that.
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>>174749668
I thought Mexico was fatter than burgerland, though.
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>>174749668
Stupid argument. I'm French, literally the country of the world where food is the most important culturally. Also, France is as culturally diverse as the US, we too have mexican, chinese, italien, indan food. And yet, we don't have obesity.
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>>174749963
Yeah you have muslims.

You really dodged the obesity bullet!
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>>174749963
The US is the most moral nation of the western world. We are the only one's that fought a war to end slavery, the only ones that conquer land and then return it to the people rather then holding it as a vassal state, hell compare our revolution to the barbarism of the French for example. While the US makes mistakes, it has always led the way in terms of right and wrong and set an example for the world - a moral leader.
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>>174749963

It's this >>174749869
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stop replying to jewish sliding posts
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>>174749910
This seems like pasta from /ck/
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>>174750069

Not him but at this point pretty much every country has muzzies, Burgerland just has shitload of fat people and a good amount of muzzies too.
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/pol/ go away please.
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all this /pol/ talk
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>>174749910
too bad Italy makes shitty pizzas. i spent time there and they were all bland and too oily. they may have invented it but america did it justice
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>>174746660
the undercuck
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>>174747104
The face is good and all but damn he fucked up on that ass
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>>174750076

Yup, that;'s why we elected a dude who's 180'd on just about every position he got elected campaigning for and probably also sexually assaults women. We're a smart, cultured people alright.

>b-but all politicians do that!

I thought he was supposed to not be a politician :^)
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>coming back to all this
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>>174750521
The fundamental goal of US presidents is to better the world.
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GO BACK TO >>>/pol/ OR LEDDIT ALREADY
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>>174750521
I bet you post Li Li pictures
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>>174750391
>too bad italy makes pizzas lacking those 4000cal and spoonfuls of sugar I use to fuel my fatass

ftfy
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>>174750521
Americans are the only race of people who looked at the mother earth and said, we can do more.
and then other Americans looked at what they did, and said humbly, we can do better.
We held the keys that unlocked everything mankind will ever do. Few civilizations can claim that, and see their work spread before them. From physics to the internet to electricity.
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>>174750349
BEGONE ELF SCUM
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>>174750819

Nah, I'm not a pedo.
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>>174750827
Seriously tho, I mean no offense, but american pizza is trash compared to italian pizza.
Best pizza is egyptian pizza, believe it or not.
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>>174751015
That's what all the Pedo-Hillary supporters say :^)
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>>174751012
Where can I find the original picture? I need it for... reasons.
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>>174751004

>Americans
>race
>humble
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>>174751217
it's from bioshock infinite
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>>174751215

Good thing I didn't support Hillary then :^3
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i want to do stuff to gillyweed
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>>174751012
>Garithos will never be mentioned by blizz again

suffering
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>>174751367
That is also what they all say :^)
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At least Hillary would have been competent.
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>>174751464

Nah, that's just what Trumpards with buyer's remorse think to justify themselves. :^3
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Can some janitor please clean this thread? The last post about this game was about an hour ago
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wow video games sure are fun, right guys?
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>>174751738
I'm enjoying the ride desu
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when will it be her time?
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can you get heroes from lootboxes?
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>>174751907
Yes and all the 10k heroes are legendary for the shards.
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>>174751880
same time ETC is not a trash pick
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>>174751738
Shouldn't you be thankful they are keeping your dead thread alive?

>>174751907
Yes
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>>174751965
This thread has zero problems staying alive.

We are not /kfg/.
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How do I git gud at Ben Foster?
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>wake up
>still no 2.0 patch
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>estimated wait: 63s
>elapsed time: 266s and counting
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>>174751965
it's only dead because some asshat linked a pic of moldy locks
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>>174752062
Be a bird.
Be a dick.
Go invincible.
Be a dick.
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>>174752231
>crow form doesnt have a shit ability

it doesnt even need to do damage, i just want to leave a big splotch on my enemies heads
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>>174750341
this also 100% surmises gayposting in the overwatch general too
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i just realized valeera has a line for killing dreadlords. wouldn't be surprised if the next hero is a dreadlord.
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>>174751847
that's a rare spoiler there, anon
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>>174752348
You might be able to spray after 2.0. Anyone tested?
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>>174752348
God its so fucking annoying to see that asshole fly over your head knowing you cant do shit to him.
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>>174752362
>surmise
It's SUMMARISE.
Surmise is a completely different word.
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>>174752492
Genius. I need to know if it works.

I think it doesn't. Spraying usually unmounts, right?
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>pick muradin
>win the game

is it really this simple? i feel like im cheating somehow
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>>174752712
Maybe in bronze.
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>>174752712
erho pls

keep stealing merc camps by yourself its hilarious
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>>174752712
>being team dad
>making all the call
>pinging every move
>deciding when to engage
>peeling for your carries

yeah
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Vashj when?
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>>174752873
go to bed nerd
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>>174752931

>before akama

laffin
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>>174752997
>ult is shade of akama where you can control 2 akama's at 75% damage for XX seconds and if main akama dies he rezzes at shade location at 20% hp
>20 talent makes it permament or adds the rezz part
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>>174752931
>tfw you think naga are cool af
>tfw the sexual demorphism between the two is the only thing you find stupid about them
>tfw you will never see a bad ass femwar naga with snake face
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>>174753136
No clue, haven't paid any attention. I'll just enjoy whatever shitshow happens after the election
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAEDd4nES_M
0:30
Is this diablo skin going to be available when 2.0 comes out?
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>>174753432
yes, prime evil diablo will be available in red, blue, and green
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>>174752794
>Muradin is not a good pick in literally every map and every rank

Hello Bronze.
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>we're putting less content into indev videos but gonna release them nearly every week
>indev videos rarer than ever
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>>174753621
>trusting the blizzjew
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>>174753621
we'll probably get an indev video next week with the new hero released.
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>>174753621
http://imgur.com/a/UAXr8

Seriously, I bet it is 10 minutes long to preview all the 80-90 new skins and tints they added.
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>>174753432

God, I hate watching Leahablo in play. It does not work at all with the brute force bully tank they made him.

Why couldn't thy have just made Adria playable and have her summon Leahablo from the black soulstone or some shit as one of her ults?
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>>174753339
Queen Azshara with Normal and Naga form.
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>>174753732
Thanks reddit
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>>174753621
Yeah, I know.

We'll probably be getting twenty minutes of stuff tomorrow, though, not including the cinematic.

>>174753732
>Show offline feature
never forget
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What Frozen Tempest talents are the best for Arthas?
I know that the one at level 16 where it can root enemies is a must, but which other ones are good too?
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>>174753774
except Azshara is a master mage.
Having her as a nelf AND a medusa queen satisfies NEITHER of my fetish needs
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>>174750341
this is pretty accurate
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>>174754069
it depends what you want to do.
If you're going bruiser build. I would recommend icy talons at 4 and rune tap at 7.

Otherwise if im full tank I'll just get the root talent because the reduced armor at 13 is good with the level 1 quest talent
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>>174754087
Well since blizzard don't follow their own lore I'm sure we can have both. And you can have your needs taken care of.
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>>174749963
> I'm French

Stopped reading right there bud
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>>174748440
>zoltun criticizes you when you choose talents
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>>174752581
As far as I know it doesn't. I mean you can even spray from stealth, so why not?
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>>174754687
France isn't fat because the obese people who can't outrun a car, truck, or general attention of a terrorist are already dead
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>>174754723
>not what I would do, but when has that ever stopped you
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>>174749963
>France is as culturally diverse as the US, we too have mexican, chinese, italien, indan food.
Yeah right.

The French (a) hate diversity, and (b) Chipotle tried to open a store in France but it failed because the French people didn't understand what a burrito is or why you'd want a burrito.
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>>174754723
I want to hear Alarak and Kulle sass each other.
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>>174754751
it doesn't dismount you. And for all those wondering, I just logged on to the PTR and did a bot game.

Medivh can spray in bird form
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>>174754840
>Not being so fat that cars can't do shit to you.
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>>174755060
It would be fun if they were really nice to each other only and sassy to everyone else.
I really want Kull now in this game
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>>174755183
>but what about bullets and garbage trucks anon
fat is the new anti-ballistic technology. The obese shall act as the front line to soak up bullets
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>>174754916
You obviously never lived in France
Paris is an extremely cosmopolitan city. I can eat burritos any day I want, I actually do it regularly. I also eat chinese, japanese, indian, italian, even iranian several times a year. And I'm not even counting kebabs, a kind of food that's very common in Paris.

>imba Paris is just the capital, it doesn't count
If you claim that you don't know anything about France. France is not like the US, it's a lot more centralized. Talking about France is basically talking about Paris, no more, no less.
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>>174754263
Makes sense, I guess I'll have to choose between the two things when I'm solo tanking.
Thanks m8
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>>174755181

What's the smuggest/trolliest spray you can do? Cartoon Li-Ming?
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Swann when?
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>>174755181
Now all you have to do is find the most annoying spray in the game and Medivh is now even more annoying then before.
Yay!
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>all but confirmed that Blackthorne is not the new hero

Why even bother playing this game still?
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>>174754840
But anon, they're still french
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>>174755287

If he gets added we'll be that much closer to be able to have a full steve blum team on the steve blum map.
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>>174755287
Now I want to see Alarak and Kulle both sassing Li Li.
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>>174755471

The game is fun? If you only play it as a nostalgia trip I recommend you start writing fanfiction, as it is equally as retarded as you.
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>>174755368
i would say animated pepe or sylvanas
Pepe because full bird meta
Animated Sylvanas because she's sticking her tongue out
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>>174754069

At level 4 always take Frozen Wastes. Icy Talons might seem good because it gives more damage but you will constantly be mana starved without the lvl 4 quest talent, even if you play super conservative with your mana and don't waveclear with E you will still run out of mana very fast.

The level 13 talent depends on your level 1 choice. if you went Rime then you pretty much always want Biting cold, the E talent. If you took frost pressence, the W quest talent at level 1 then you want to grab the W talent at 13 as well.
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>sc2 lets you customize the background of the "home" tab
>this game doesn't, despite coming out after they added that feature while running on the same engine

if anything they'll probably add it as something you have to buy in the shop, but i'd still like to have the option.
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>>174754916
>the french hate diversity
third of the country niggers, the other third arabs, but they really hate that multi kulti
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>2.0 hits
>every green skin is Toxic
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>>174755985
>third of the country niggers, the other third arabs, but they really hate that multi kulti
They do.
Every yuro country regrets giving the blacks and Muslims free immigration to their countries for apologising for colonising them.

Look at the riots that happen in France all the fucking time, and the rise in terrorism in the past couple years. Neither side likes the other.
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>>174755287
>Alarak and Kulle team up to bully their teammates
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>>174756179
>b-but anon, islam is the religion of peace!!
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>>174754723
>instead of dying he explodes into pieces and you can pick his head up for buffs
>he still mocks you until he's rezzed
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>>174755416
>inb4 everyone starts shitting on people with sprays as medivh and blizzard makes spraying unmount you because peoples fee-fees got hurt
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>2.0 announcement brings in new posters
>/pol/ garbage and /d2g/ memes flood the thread
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>Can hit bad players pretty well but struggle against good players as Chromie.
>Start to slowly get better with Chromie and can now predict good players a lot.
>Can no longer hit bad players at all.
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>>174756093

>every red skin in fire
>every blue skin is frozen
>every black skin is dark
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>>174756347
Just throw it right at them.
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>>174755532
lel

li li a shit and deserves to be bullied
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>>174756179
Your rhetoric is so fucking flawed I don't even know where to start.

First you claim that America is more culturally diverse than France and have food from all kinds of countries.

Then you claim that France hates arabs and blacks and therefore is not culturally diverse.

And yet, does America like arabs and blacks more than France? Does America like terrorism more than France?

And even if France really hated arabs and blacks (which isn't true by the way; racism is a lot less a problem in France than it is in America), would it really mean that there isn't italien, indian, chinese, japanese food in France?

Would it really mean that America is an obese country because it likes food? Would you really claim that Frances has less various food than the US and less love for food than the US?

Ameritard.
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>>174756347
>tfw a enemy team has a split of 2/3 good bad players
>trying to adapt between targets on the fly
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>>174756557
>Would you really claim that Frances has less various food than the US and less love for food than the US?
Yes.

The French love their own circlejerk. Doesn't mean they like food more than America.
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>>174756673
The most stupid thing I ever read in this general.

You don't understand AT ALL the French relationship to food. We even have an untranslatable word for the art of food, and it isn't just a word, it's a whole history. And if you think that it only concerns French food, think again, you're wrong.
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>>174755532
>everyone wants alarak and kulle to have dialogue
>there's barely any quality dialogue between pic related
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>>174756794
>The most stupid thing I ever read in this general.
I guess your posts don't count since you only wrote them and didn't read them.

>We even have an untranslatable word for the art of food
Damn, only one? Germany has 7 and Americans most definitely love food more than the Germans.
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>>174756794
>french
>american
I outrank you both, now shut up about fucking food
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>>174757078
Did I imply there's only one? No, I didn't.

Also, it looks very obvious that you barbaric transantlantic walruses don't know anything about Germany either to say that.

The country of McDonald is giving cooking lessons to Europe. I can't fucking believe my eyes. Maybe you're some kind of roach and think that shit tastes great in your mouth.
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>>174756794
>french
>good at food
There's only so many ways to spaghetti ya shitlord.
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>>174757418
>Did I imply there's only one? No, I didn't.
You said "we have one word", so no, you didn't imply it. You outright stated it.

I'm so glad HotS doesn't let you delusional Frenchies shit up my US East games like Dota 2 did.

Do you have a reply that isn't an ad hominem or an off-topic tangent to the original discussion?
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>>174757521
I don't even understand what you mean.

Spaghetti is not French food, although the French, being culturally diverse and loving food from many countries, eat spaghetti often.

>>174757616
>You said "we have one word", so no, you didn't imply it. You outright stated it.
Wow, shit reading comprehension here, mate. Maybe you should work on your country's illeteracy before thinking about how to make France's food better. "There is one thing" doesn't and never did mean "there only one thing". "Two" includes "one". If there's two, there's also one. There could be one thing, and also another.

>Do you have a reply that isn't an ad hominem or an off-topic tangent to the original discussion?
That's quite rich to read that from you when I'm the only one here that never went off topic. Someone started by stating an obviously wrong theory about America's obesity problem. I proved its falsehood by the example: French love food at least as much as Americans, and yet have no obesity problem. I never deviated from this discourse. Meanwhile, other people started claiming that France has arabs and blacks and hates them, and therefore isn't culturally diverse, without realizing that this claim was in fact destroying their own original thesis, since America too hates them, and, according to their own logic, should therefore not be culturally diverse. But since you're too blind to see your own blatant contradictions and since you're able to forget, as a lemming would, what you said just 5 minutes earlier, I don't expect you'd be able to distinguish on-topic and off-topic answers.
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>>174756347
I sometimes have that problem as Kerrigan
>W+E combo engraved into my muscle memory
>place W under enemy
>use E directly after because I think they will run away
>they stay inside it and don't move an inch
>pull them out with the E
I don't know if they are so good they predict ghe E after or if they are just stupid and wouldn't have moved away anyway
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Wait...Rehgar is left handed?

Fucking disgusting.
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>>174758173
No he's not, he heals and throws totems with his right hand. Auto-attacking isn't as important for him, so his weapon is in his right hand. Seems logical to me.
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Wasn't there supposed to be a second Q&A? Did it happen yet?
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>>174758173
That's just how shaman are. I hope they give him a classic shaman skin eventually.
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>>174758521
they gave illidan his wc3 skin so it's probably likely
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>>174758478
It's in a few days. the Q&A reveal was an announcement for a week later.

>>174758173
Shamans always hold their weapon in their left hand. in WoW as well as in WC3 like >>174758521 's picture.
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>Blackheart's Bay, Garden or Terror and Haunted Mines still exist
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>>174757987
All your responses have basically been "OH MY GOD YOU'RE WRONG" and "STUPID AMERICANS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS" without actually bringing forth anything new other than fodder to further solidify my position with. That and adding 10 times the wordiness.

This isn't France. You can't just scoff at a discussion and expect everyone to just shut up at your self-perceived superiority.
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>>174758783
there is literally nothing wrong with garden of terror
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>>174758783
>removed haunted mines to rebalance it
>its still snowbally af
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>>174743710
>two days for 2.0
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>>174758949
i liked it better when the plant pot dealt damage by itself 2bh
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Do we know if the 2.0 patch will hit all servers at the same time?
Any info on at what time it would be?
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>>174758173
Rehgar is an enhancement in wow but resto in hots. For what reason did they do this?
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>>174758783
Blackheart's Bay is a lot of fun ya blaggard
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>>174759254

enhacement sucks ass
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>>174759236
Blizzard will probably announce a maintenance period over a few hours on the 25th like they do anytime there's a major update for WoW / OW / HotS / etc. coming out.
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>>174759236
I guess this launch event might be when the patch hits or like an hour before the patch
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>>174759254
specs are not a real thing in the lore unless we're talking druids
that being said lightning shield is a waste of an ability
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>>174759048
That was ultimate cancer and why it got nerfed you nerd.

The terror would just drop the pot in one lane and run to another lane. There was no counterplay.
>>
Speaking of the garden of terror map, should you focus the plant pot or the terror first?
I'm guessing terror?
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>>174759284
Blackheart's Bay is fun until one team gets a slight edge
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>>174760220

plant pot if alone
terror if the team is with it
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>>174760220
No point in hitting the pot these days. It has fuckhuge HP and fairly low cooldown, And doesn't do anything if you've already scared the terror off
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>>174752574
huh, well i'll be
>>
I wish Forced 50 WAS a thing, that way I would not have to deal with 3-4 loss streaks.
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>>174761162

It might be punishing you for a previous win streak.
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>>174752826
>team dad
i thought that was uther
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I want to bully people with roboSatan
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>>174761881

too much effort
>>
Why does HL hate my girl Zagara now
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>>174744001
And fenix you lotvbab
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>>174762256

She got nerfed and solo memepushing in general isn't as viable in the current meta.
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>>174762256
Haven't played in a while, but she's probably just outclassed. Her old role/niche filled by Heroes that are better at it, which leaves no reason to pick her.

Maybe there's something she counters in the solo lane? 'Dunno.

Don't let any of the above stop you if you really enjoy playing her, though, even in ranked.
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You know your in trouble when kharazim is leading in damage on Cho'Gall's team.
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>>174762256
I came into the game after the Zagara nerfs.
What did she have before that made her so good?
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>>174762521
khara was there for 2 more kills than chogall and I can definately see 2 small skirmshes at level 20 putting him 2k damage over

Id be more worried about that cass with 7 deaths
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>team 8 going arthas bruiser build
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>>174762984
>win that boss because of the crazy self heal
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>>174762984
arthas has more than one build ? ?
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>>174762521
>he picked the damage ulti
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>>174763187
This is the bronziest post I have ever seen.
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>>174762584
Her hydras actually hurt in a time where damage in general wasn't as high as it is now. Just casting hydra on someone was enough to bully them behind their wall. Now you can just kill it with aoe before it does any significant damage along with the whole minion wave
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>>174763227
>he thinks the damage ulti is acceptable
>especially with a cho'gall in your team
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>>174762584

Hunter Killer was super tanky so it literally forced people to run away from her on cooldown.

It was busted strong.
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>>174763410
The damage ulti has consistently had higher winrates at masters and diamond level games.

The heal ult is a flat amount, cho'gall doesn't necessarily benefit more from it.
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>>174763410
They had 2 tanks and azmodan someone with an extremely high healthpool it was moderately acceptable.

If they were already losing at level 10 then palm wouldn't help them. Just general advice, if you are losing a defensive ult will not help you turn the tides, but an offensive one can give you the small boost you need to win teamfights.

Going defensive means you know you are losing and are just playing the delay game.
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>>174762521
>>174762715
Blue team had nothing to deal with the terrors and the unchecked Azmo pushing. Their two AA heroes are easily neutered by Li Li blinds and a two-tank wall protecting the Chromie meant that they were going to zone well without effort. And then there's Cho'Gall unable to deal with all 3 lanes pushing in AND also trying to teamfight. Cho'Gall is pretty bad on a PvE map.

I'm not really surprised they lost.

It /is/ weird that Anub or Cassia aren't leading in damage though.
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>heroes of the pause
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>>174764265
>pauses all the way
>big seeds losing to random shit teams

lmao at na
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>>174761881
Now that’s interesting, I like it
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>>174758890
>ignoring every argument
>"THERE'S NO ARGUMENT!"

Also, there doesn't really need any argument here, you don't know France as much as the French do, just admit you're talking out of your ass
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>ywn make sweet love to gillyweed
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>bought cassia
>can't play her in QM because she's countered by all damage that isn't AA and being stationary for 0.5 seconds
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>>174765326
Tfw slowly walking away from tracer while she tries to AA you
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>>174765326
>playing cassia and you always go against mages
>decide to play an AA hero and the team always has a cassia
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>>174765391

>tfw matched against Nova, Azmodan, Li Ming every game

i want to die
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>when your assassin split pushes the entire game and is never in team fights
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Couldn't the teaser trailer just be the new legendary Diablo skin?
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>>174765629
why would they make a cinematic and keep it secret for something that they revealed day 1? whats the logic behind that?.
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>>174765629
The line literally says new hero reveal on the 25th.
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>>174765713
Yeah but they revealed genii without a trailer right?
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>>174765629

They said new hero, not new skin.

It's a new guy, we don't know who.
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Huh?
What joo want?
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>>174765807
Genji was released with a map themed around him. He had more than enough.
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my overall hero level is 270, should I try to reach 300? I heard something about certain levels not counting or something, so should I just wait it out?
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>>174765865
Sure, but the hero reveal and the trailer don't have to be about the same thing
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>>174765893
Use a 2.0 level calculator to see what your actual level will be
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>>174765859
Real question!

How big is your dick?
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>>174766097

>there are people who haven't played since the beginning so they don't know primeval diablo was the original model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ecv0bT9DEo
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are all the fucking pubbies in this game scared cucks? Every game I go to a lane and then all 4 of my teammates go down the same lane. Do they not know how xp works? Are they afraid to be alone?
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Third times the charm.
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>>174766165
Yeah I think they just wanted to make a cinematic about it. Then show a completely different hero. For example it could show genji and femdiablo fighting and then SURPRISE different hero
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>>174766179
I hate when this happens so much and it happens way too frequently. I never understood how can people be level 40 and don't know the basics of the game
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>>174766165
>basically the launch cinematic
>the actual diablo looks nothing like this
>we're only NOW just getting the skin

feelin like hots was more rushed than wod

>>174766243
gl dude
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>>174766340
>>174766179
"When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half retard, you´re fucking done for."
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>>174766243
GOOD LUCK!
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>Getting top hero damage as Anub'Arak
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>>174765859
howyadoinmon?
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>>174766883
>tfw getting the nerfbat
Absolutely NOT kinky
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>>174766883
>Tfw topping everything as Xul

Always feels so fucking good. But also bad, because... I shouldn't be top damage.
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>>174766883
>>174767892
>when you top everything as jaina, but teammates still talk shit to you

:|
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y is probe shit?????
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>>174768663
Probius a week or two ago had the highest winrate ,up from the lowest, of any chracter, he is pretty good right now.
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>>174765859
>What jew want
They're just puting obedience into us sublimaly
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>>174766408
>>174766832
Thank you anons.
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I think time had come to add all chat to this game. People need to put their big boy pants on and take shit like a real man.

Or mute everyone.
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>>174770571
you realize this games population is like 60% south americans, right?
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>>174770609
I play US East on dota, so I'm used to that shit.
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Sgt. Hammer is such a faggot fucking character, I hate fighting her and I hate having one on my team.
No, I'm not going to babysit your ass so you can AFK in siege mode and pretend you are good.
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Versatile, strong heroes to buy early into an account? I have Valeera, Varian, Ragnaros and Anub'arak.
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>>174771582

Valla, Arthas, Jaina, Malfurion, Thrall

Wait for megabundles on tuesday to get a shit ton of heroes
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>>174771582
Artanis is good for tank/dps switching
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I just started this game. Who is the sluttiest healslut other than Tyrande? About to try Auriel
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>>174772606
>healslut
go back to normiewatch
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>>174771864
Megabundles free?
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I like to kill shit with hammers in videogames.
Who is the strongest hammer-wielding hero in this?
Class is irrelevant, I'll play whatever.
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>>174773161
Rag?
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>>174773145
yeah you will get your choice of one of 4 bundles each containing 20 characters.

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/
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>>174746660
it's literally called the hitler youth
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>>174773161
Depends on what you prefer.
Do you want to throw a hammer?
Do you want to hit people up close with a hammer?
Do you want to heal with your hammer?
Do you want to sit in a tank and BE a hammer?
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>>174773161
Muradin, Ragnaros. Although Ragnaros' Sulfuras is more a mace, not really a hammer, but it still counts I think. The shape of it is good enough.
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there is no better feeling than getting killing blow with sulfuras or guillotine drop
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>>174771510
Only bad Hammers siege mode too close to danger though. Or even bother with siege mode at all.

>tfw bad Hammers sit there trying to tank Jainas and other mages like they can handle it
If they don't learn the first 1-3 times, I just avoid the lane they decide to sit in because it means the enemy team is about to show up for a free 5-man gank.

>tfw pub Hammer teammates keep taking the heal because thrusters are always on cd for some magical reason
>tfw pub Hammer teammates don't believe me when I say Hammer is countered by mages when in siege mode because they're "too squishy"
>tfw pub Hammer teammates keep taking napalm on 2-lane maps
>tfw pub Hammer teammates keep taking napalm on 3-lane maps
>tfw pub Hammers keep taking the +10% siege mode talent at lv 1
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>>174773427
tyrande owl kill from across the map
aba mines kill/hatted minion kill
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>>174773693
What's wrong with Napalm
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Can I set preferences for Quick Match so the only map I get is Braxis Holdout? I love that map's music and theme.
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>>174773906
I wish, I'd opt out of mines if I could.
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>>174773216
>>174773298
Yeah, Maces are similar enough to Hammers for me to accept them under this definition, Ragnaros sounds cool, I'll check him out next week when the mega bundles come out.

>>174773272
Wait, what?
Who heals with a hammer?
Other than that, I'd prefer hitting them up close with a hammer.
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>>174774216

Uther heals and has a big hammer
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COWER BEFORE YOUR KING!
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h..how does she reward her team for winning?
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>>174774472
I wanna cum in those armpits
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>>174773817
I just think Hammer is better off with the infinite BFG at lv 20.
Maybe it's my playstyle. I like the invis lv 1 talent because I'm basically mashing that E button for 80% of the game to hit somebody just out of range and running away when they think I'm going to commit to sieging, then resieging and doing it again.

Like, sure, the 6 second AoE zoning combined with siege mode is definitely nothing to scoff at, but against a proper teamcomp people are just going to walk out of it with some minor burns then come back in with some regen or just shrug it off and not give a shit. I feel the same about Ragnaros' abilities when he turns into a building (except Rag has a stun if anybody ever gets close enough). And then it doesn't do much for clearing buildings even if it mows down two creep waves very quickly. It's like how Nazeebo and Medivh are specialists because they do a good job of clearing waves (eventually) but they personally don't do much to buildings.

You didn't really pick Hammer for the teamfight and while she does decent damage, when push comes to shove, napalm isn't going to change a teamfight short of some Zarya/Tass/Probius/Thrall levels of chaining slows and dickery. And early to mid game, landing that bullet on a teamfight at close range (e.g. not trying to fire it from spawn at the teamfight) is great for burst which is what HotS teamfights are about a lot of the time.

And if the game/draft didn't last long enough to get to lv 20 and/or you're so behind that the FREE keeps didn't make a difference, I honestly doubt napalm would've changed the outcome.

That and I just really enjoy sniping people with globals.
Most people in the thread keep saying napalm is the better ult though, so maybe they'll give you a better answer.

>>174774216
>Who heals with a hammer?
Uther.
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what does she catch with her net, hotsg?
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>>174775179
memes
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>>174775179
old men to rape
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Wait a minute
>Claw marks over a dragon
>A growl is heard
HOLY CRAP

IT'S GRUUL
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>tfw can't be bothered to min/max rewards

this is good enough right
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>>174775325
DELETE THIS
t.blizzard
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>>174746720
antifa cunt was assaulting people with a glass bottle
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>Haven't played in a few weeks
>check patch notes for 20th
>Tass shields nerfed yet yet yet again

OK... so do they really hate that 2 ranged assassins pair well with him and really don't want you to shield them? 30 globes until Q becomes decent is rather meh. They might as well just buff his damage more and make him a ranged assassin as well.
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> The gauntlet has been thrown. We’ve equipped some top-tier Twitch streamers with a coach and challenged them with a simple goal: become the best Heroes of the Storm player they can possibly be, while earning donations for Make-A-Wish® in the process. It’s time to Tryhard – For Good!

who's going to be highest ranked when this is done?
Voyboy has the most experience in hots, but Scarra might take this seriously enough to grind.
Dyrus is going to be hard-stuck plat
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>>174775325
gruul sneaking around hanamura? nice try
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>>174775179
salt
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>>174775325
>I dream and the world trembles
You know this to be true in your hearts.
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>>174775757
Why not? He was sneaking around blade edge
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>>174776286
All those dead black dragons.
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why people dont pick slow poison 1 level talent for valeera?
with that your teleport ambush becomes more deadly
you can slow whole team from the cloud with W
etc
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>300g daily
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yo what's going to happen to all the gold I have when 2.0 launches? Should I just spend it now or is it turning into that gem shit?
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>>174776686
Gold stays as gold, you keep all of it.
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>>174766883
I guess you picked Dragon Knight many times.
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Is Jimmy used in the higher ranks?
I like how simple he is, and I like the fact that he never feels like a BAD pick, but I realize he is also not particularly strong at any specific task.
Is there a place for such a character in HL?
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>>174743710
Deathwing's back should be a map.

Every few minutes you get a warning that Deathwing is about to rotate and both teams are forced into a smaller pathways that vertically wrap around from the top of the map to the bottom. You need to stay ahead of Deathwing's rotation or you will fall off and die, but you also need to look out for the opposing team who have will likely be very nearby at all times.
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>>174776686
keep it all for chest re-rolls, you get 20 free heroes on launch
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>>174776823
Hes not the highest pick but hes decent enough to see play I think.

Hes not valla
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>>174776840
*who will likely be very nearby at all times
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>>174776823
I use him only if the enemy comp allows it.

That meaning, no divers, no hard cc and if my team has something like chromie for soft cc with her slowing sand heroic.

You are going for the late game with Giant Killer and executioner.
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I would like to see them make some original characters instead of just copies of other settings someday.
Am i alone?
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>>174777147
Probius was just released so you wont get another meme soon, but I'm sure they'll do either "auto-select" guy or Hearthstone Innkeeper or some other meme at some point.
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>>174777147
>I would like to see them make some original characters.

>Brightwing
>Lunara
>Murky
>Morales
>Sgt. hammer
>Probius
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Playable Cenarius when?
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>>174777562
Are any of those original? They are all based on something blizzard arent they?
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>>174777707
I don't see it happening m8, the whole point of the game is to have a sort of Smash Brothers/MOBA thing with Blizzard characters.
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>>174777707
>Blizzard making anything Original

Blizzard: Here a character from overwatch and be happy.
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http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/concept/bolvar-fordragon-3519
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>>174777707
>Brightwing
It's one of those dragons you killed hundreds of somewhere.

>Lunara
Is the "first" Dryad.

>Murky
One of those you killed hundreds of 10 years ago when World of Warcraft was fun.

>Morales
It's the first Medic in the world.

>Sgt. Hammer
It's the Siege Tank pilot that died because she was blasting music so loud she couldn't hear her orders.

>Probious
It's the the Probe to the far left everytime you start a new game as Protoss.
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>>174744096
>Hating Nova and Probius

Get a load of this faggot

I MISS GATHERING POWER
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>>174777860 (Me)
>The the
I should stop sniffing glue.
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bow to your highlord
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>>174756794
>the most stupid
Retard.
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>>174757987
>>174758890
>>174756557

this is food. the french don't know
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Friendly reminder that if you are playing Varian in QM, get placed against a team with no Warriors and you pick Taunt, you are a disgrace to the Alliance and everything they stand for.
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>>174778460
>complain about Taunt while taunting on a goblin mining board
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>>174778460
Agreed
>full assassin comp vs full assassin save for me as varian
>go colossal smash
>team bitches that I didnt go taunt
>we still win

Glory to the Alliance
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>>174778460
lmao @ u cuck

meanwhile top damage as the taunt high king of the alliance, 0 deaths MVP
>>
What is handy to do for the release for 2.0?

Level as much heroes as possible to a certain level or maximize my current high heroes?
>>
I just got the single most salty team ive ever had in ranked
zagara cried because ETC was afk for the first 30 seconds and she died at level 1 apparently because of it
Everyone else cried because they got caught
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>>174778460
Friendly reminder that if you are playing a support in QM, get placed against a team with Abathur and you use your healing ever, you are a disgrace to /hotsg/ (/r/heroesofthestorm) and everything they stand for.
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>>174776649
because people are bad. shh anon, don't teach them.
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>>174776686
you can use it for chest rerolls or never buy a hero again and see if blizzard comes out with some other use for gold
>>
My 22 games of ranked have taught me one thing
Platinum is ELO hell full of the saltiest fuckers to ever walk the earth
Gold is actually pretty chill and all of them seem to have way better gamesense than plat scrubs
Silver was pretty bad but not in a salty way, just skill wise.
Diamond seemed fine the couple of diamond games I had I won.
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>>174776840
>game can't even handle bounce mechanics
>let's have a rotating map

never gonna happen
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>>174778680
maybe they take match very seriously
maybe they think of the hero the play as friends and every death saddens them
maybe whining and blaming is the only way parents taught them to communicate
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>>174778765
thats 4 things
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>>174778660
Guise??
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>>174779212
The top one was the 'one' thing
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>>174776028
>Blizzard's retarded corruption fetish killed her off

More evidence that WoW is garbage.
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>>174779250
level heroes to 10
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>>174779262
are you saying those 22 games of ranked weren't what taught you the other three things?
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>>174779581
They are more like a tangent relation to the one thing of plat being salty fuckers
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>>174779384
Everyone is still crying over Ysera?
If you run EN and kill Xavius you'll see Ysera wandering around the grove with Cenarius and all the other losers you killed.

They're dead in the same sense that all blizzard characters are dead. Not actually dead.
>>
>Tfw explaining to someone that lucio is a top ban but also not to worry if hes on the enemy team because hes probably shit
>Dude you're tilting me so hard how can he be a top ban and also be shit?
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>>174779824
Then why bother corrupting and killing them off in the first place?
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>>174779962
Because the corruption part happened in a quest chain for "Muh feel train" that blizzard had going with everyone fucking dying at the Broken Shore

It's after the entire story arch with the Emerald Nightmare (the shit that corrupted her in the first place) that you get to see her spirit, I guess?

Though she's a spirit with all the other assholes who have come back to life after being killed. Cenarius, Ursoc, and its supposed to be this touching moment.

But really it's just bad writing.
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>>174780061
What I don't get is why the emerald dragons we fought in vanilla didn't look corrupted despite obviously being so
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>>174779849
you're tilting me too please explain
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>>174780194
Because some people are actually as hot of shit as they think they are

get it?
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>>174780176
They are in the Emerald Nightmare raid, but really my only guess would have to be limitations on the technology at the time. Vanilla was over 10 years ago.
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>>174780194
>Lucio is OP, better pick him
>They're trash at Lucio so they're still shit.
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>>174752062
God, this movie was a wreck.

Bizarrely, it still managed to be an ok b-level fantasy flick.
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>>174780435
the biggest issue with the movie is that it relied too heavily on fan knowledge, but also actively went against lore at the same time.

It would have been a great fantasy flick if it wasn't fucking everywhere in the first half hour, and then dragged out for the rest of the movie.

>we're in draenor which is another planet
>we're in stormwind
>now in kara
>now back in stormwind
>now in goldshire
>now in blasted lands
>now back in goldshire

if there was good pacing and shit was better fleshed out and they got a better actor to play lothar, instead of "Oh I'll just play my viking character but in full plate now" it would have been great. Even with the lore rape
>>
>>174780587
yeah pretty much this

If memory serves it actually did pretty well overseas, so I know there are at least some people holding out for the arthas dream.
>>
>>174780675
i thought I heard a 2nd one was confirmed or something.

Which I'm lowkey stoked for. Mainly because I want to see if it will be better. The first movie was trying to establish the setting as fast and jarring as possible. Now that we have it, maybe the movie won't actually be as bad?

Though I doubt we'll be getting Arthas in a 2nd warcraft movie, if it's movie-per-war. So pray the 2nd one does well enough to warrant a 3rd so we can get live action Arthas slaughtering his people.
>>
>tfw no Starcraft movie
>>
tfw legit stuck at gold 1 because plat players cant stop throwing for litearlly two games in a row for me to get promoted
>>
>>174780932
>not wanting a diablo movie instead of Alien with bulky power armor marines
>literally could have a movie about the eternal conflict with angels vs demons and tyrael swinging his big black dick around
>>
is valeera a slut?
>>
>>174781343
yep
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>>174781343
prove it
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>>174781485
She is an elf
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>>174781030
>Diablo film with epic plot, amazing practical effects and a five-star cast
>It's shot like a blaxploitation film where every few scenes it's implied that Tyrael has been fucking blonde bitches on the side, he has an afro, mostly acts like a righteous Shaft
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what the actual fuck matchmaking
bets i guess
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>>174782105
>NA
lmao cuck
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>>174782063
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>>174782105
What am I missing here, actually?
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>>174782105
i've seen much worse matchmaking than this
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>>174782559
This guy posts about literally every match he plays for some odd reason. It's completely pointless and adds noting to the thread of conversation.

Some sort of a mental defect I guess.
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>>174782218
>Playing on literal who servers
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>>174780675
I watched it in the theaters when I was in China
it was the last showing and the cinema was still packed
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>>174746734
I don't have one.
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>>174747525
What a tough guy, hitting women.
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>>174784409
are you implying women are inferior to the men?!
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>>174784409
thats not a woman, thats a dumpster
she also threw glass bottles at people
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>>174752412
To which quotation are you referring. I only found this
>Swords? No, actually these are orc daggers. Everything they have is over-sized
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>>174784736
what a slut
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>>174755287
His trait should be the cube, allowing him to steal enemy abilities.
>>
>>174784621
The thing that bugs me most in that picture is that the guy with the bandana has it on crooked.
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>>174785038
he actually has a fucked skull anon, no bully
>>
if u had the power to add into the game

5 heroes from any blizz game
>hero, role, short description

2 maps
>map, short description

1 feature

what would u add?
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>>174774397
One less traitor!
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>>174785208
>Maiev, tanky assassin, WC3 kit x5
>Ashenvale map, furbolg mercenaries, Night Elf style forts
>Draenor map, teleporting to floating islands and shit
>Vetoing maps
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>>174781343
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>>174785208
>5 heroes
Lady Vashj *(warcraft)
Selendis (starcraft)
Necromancer (Diablo)
Rock N Roll Racer (retro)
Deckard Caine (Diablo)

>2 maps
arathi basin with a battlefield esque system. You don't attack core directly instead core has say 100hp, losing a hero cost points or if the enemy has more points captured you lose points.

Then any sort of CTF map would be fine. Overwatch or Warsong gulch.

>1 feature
a feature to never get a person on your team again.
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i sure love my forced 50% lose streaks
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>>174784610
They are physically weaker and shouldn't be assaulted unless they provoke you.
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>>174785208
>heroes
garrosh, multiclass, just horde varian haha :-D orc power ftw

kilrogg, assassin, ambusher with unique death mechanic

kyle vlaros, assassin, just a much cooler raynor haha :-D

torbjorn, specialist, turret has hp like rexxar's misha but doesnt give xp because static

arthas from stratholme, bruiser, retri paladin ready to cleanse the shitters


>maps
labirynth, a maze map with moving walls and all, so the geography always changes and you can get lost... could be styled like some karazhan library or dalaran prison dunno

rock n roll racing map, objective is a vehicle like terror/dragon knight, you get into vehicles shoot rockets and shit


>feature
map editor + scenario editor, workshop
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>>174785551
>Time to do some ranked
>Saltiest fuckers ever found given to me
>enemy team is 5 LCS players slumming it on alts
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>>174785642
also for the maze map, maybe you would lose vision of your teammates and get teleported to a location so voice chat wont really help
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>>174785642
>haha :-D

Holy shit kill yourself
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>>174785642
>Rock and Roll Racing map
>the announce is actually just the announcer from the game
>"Red Team's Fort... IS ABOUT TO BLOW!"
>"Blue Team's Core... IS UNDER ATTACK!"
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>>174785748
are you so insignificant that you get infuriated by smileys? =)
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>>174785830
You have to be 18+ to use this website.
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I just logged on for the first time in about 2 months and I have 15k saved up. Do I spend it or save it?
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>>174785908
Big event happening on tuesday where you will get lots of free characters and other things. Wait till then.
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>>174785208

Tirion Fordring (WC): A mix of a Bruiser and Assassin that uses Retribution Spells and smacks people around with Ashbringer

Kyle Blackthorne (Retro) Bursty Ranged AA Assassin: Has an active D that lets him take cover against a wall to become untargetable

Moira Thaurissan (WC) Short Ranged Caster with a Fire and Earth theme, has strong defensive spells as talents

Zol'tun Kulle (Diablo) A specialist that is mostly about Crowd Control with Time Spells, summons and demotivating the enemy team with evil cackles.

Gui Montag (SC) Quick Melee Assassin. "Need a light?"
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>>174785908
Save it for rerolls on your loot boxes on tuesday
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Has anyone come up with a priority list on how to spend when 2.0 pops?
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Is there a better feeling then playing Nova in QM and just only focusing on 1-2 enemy squishes exclusively?
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>>174786458
No but its not that hard.
At this exact moment you should be doing your brawl and dailies and nothing else. For maximum value play lvl 5 or 6 characters who have no chance of leveling.
When tuesday rolls around pick the bundle with the most value for you.
Start opening all your boxes
ONLY reroll boxes that give you 4 commons unless you have and exorbitant amount of gold.

From there just make sure you get at least 1 stimpak and level characters as you see fit. Don't buy 15k characters and avoid 10k characters overall unless you really want them.
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>>174786686
Playing Gathering Power Nova.
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>Lunara and Tyrande have lots of skins/tints that turn them into Blood Elves
>No Night Elf tint for Demon Hunter Valeera

Blood Elves were a mistake.
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Only two days left. On a scale from 1 to Gogol, how erected are you?
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>>174786951
I am 1 BILLION percent certain my overclocked graphics calculator will no be able to handle all the new particles and Leablios sweet sweet thighs.
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how do you guys have fun on this genre?
i just can't never have any fun in any match
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>>174781343
nope, she is pure
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>>174787495
take it easy
play hero you like
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>>174786686
yeah playing a not shit stealth hero like valeera
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>>174787495
Play the brawl for fun without any care about winning or losing
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>>174786702
Since you can get heroes from lootboxes as well, I'd say don't even bother with the bundles and save your crystals for stimpacks.
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>>174788204
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>>174788204
You will get stimpaks pretty frequently from loot crates since there is one for every tier of rarity. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Espically if you have a few boxes coming in for your backlog.
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>>174788204
>just don't get 140k-30k gold on average for FREE
>buy a stimpack instead :)
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>>174787495
Gitgud. Alternatively, don't be shit.
But seriously, find someone you enjoy playing, and play at a level that you find fun, even bots if that's your thing.
Most importantly, don't listen to 99% of the people who play this game.
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What a cesspool this thread is.
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>>174744849
English sounds like the gayest language when spoken. It always makes me cringe when I have to speak your faggot language outloud. The english kind is pushy like gay and american kind whiny little bitchboi gay.
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>>174788651
but its our cesspool anon. you can move to ribbit if you dont like it
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD PICK NYDUS ON THE BRAWL
FUCKING NYDUS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>174788874
>our cesspool
No it isn't. This thread in particular is vastly different from the rest.
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>>174788826
this comes from a baguette
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>>174789104
yea the lili fags are less prevalent in this thread
its a good thing
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>>174788826
Probably cause you have a faggy ass accent that ruins the great language that is english.
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Is eu getting shafted with 2.0?
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>>174786686
One match I killed the Chromie everytime she appeared on the map. Everytime. Had like 13 deaths by the end of the game, I bet she uninstalled afterwards
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>>174789104
are you retarded?
were you ever in the overwatch general? or in mag?
fucking newfag get out of my board
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>>174789065
you clearly don't understand the meta
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>>174788826
do you speak French? If so, opinion discarded.
Also:
>shit talks English
>in English
>on an English language forum

I think we all know who the real winner here is
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>>174789170
Hooray!
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>>174789264
always.
we are used to it.
Blizzard is well known for thinking that europeans are lesser human beings.
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>>174789396
CLEARLY
i hope you're sarcastic
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>>174786686
>that moment when Abathur thinks he's safe to look somewhere else on the map
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>>174789672
>>174789264
this matches up with PST, what are you yurofags smoking?
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>>174789759
>when in bronze league
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>>174789765
europeans always get patches ~12-15 hours later
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>>174789765
26th is not the 25th
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>>174789338
>not being interested in overcancer makes you a newfag
t-thanks reddit
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>>174789964
are you mentally disabled?
that has nothing to do with that ow is a trash game
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I need a hero
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>>174790118
thats not 10 probs
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>>174789913
>>174789883
that's because when the patch launches in PST, it is like 9PM CEST. You guys would bitch rage and moan if Blizzard brought the servers down for 2 hours during prime time.

Literal mongs can't into timezones
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>>174790118
>"I played a brawl" the post
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>>174790118
>>174790196

This is hell.
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>>174790270
>not having the patch come earlier in EU because of timezones is somehow the europeans fault
this is how retarded you sound
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>>174788341
its always
>hit and run
dont find it that fun , thats why i don't like wow pvp
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Christ, Brood Wars has aged well. I can't think of another 90s PC game that feels this intuitive after all these years.
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>>174789065
isnt aram the current brawl? you can heal and get full mana whenever you want without having to die
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>>174790270
just launch it midnight to 3am US and ~10am EU
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>>174790467
It's not a hard ARAM, you can walk back to fountain any time. Plus there are regen globe spawners and the wells.
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>>174790523
The fountain doesn't heal in the current brawl.
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>>174790657
Really? I hadn't noticed. All the more reason not to take Nydus, I guess.
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>>174789759
>Bullying Abathur
No

Bullying is wrong!
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>>174743710
Give me a reason to play this over Dota 2.
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>>174790908
Game are quicker.
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>>174790860
But Nydus does heal you
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>>174790908
abathur
li ming
can cast more than 1 spell level 1
can cast more than 1 spell before going complete oom for the next 5 minutes
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>>174790973
STOP DEFENDING HIM
THIS ISNT FUNNY
THIS ISNT BAITWORTHY
STOP NOW
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>>174790354
played 1 lost cavern and I feel like dying
I can't handle 2 more
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>>174790908
It's not the same goddamn map a million times over.

Except for Cursed Hollow because that map seems to pop up like 50% of the time even though there's more than 10 maps holy shit
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>>174790354
>>174790118
>no brawl where everyone is the same hero every round
what the fuck were they thinking. 5% chance my ass.
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>>174790489
>>174790270
>>174789883
>>174789765
>>174789264
Europe always gets expansions first i guess hots doesn't follow the trend
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>>174790364
why the fuck would EU get it first?
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>>174790467
I'd rather a shit Zag take nydus, do you know how rage inducing it is when a Zag maws right as the team does a wombo/combo or heavy burst? I'll fight you
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>>174791343
it's always been like that in wow for example EU get's expansions first patches second . It is also not getting it first they announced it on the 25th it's from a normal person understanding they would release it on the said day.
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why does valeera have such a boner for slyv?
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>>174791703
who wouldnt?
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>>174791703
She wishes she could be as much of a Queen Bitch as Sylvanas.
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>>174784893
This could actually be cool. Kind of like Rubic in DotA, or if the enemy uses a basic ability on you you get 1 charge of that ability on your D
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>>174791161
Lowskills get cursed hollow more often
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>>174789759
>wasting your ulti on abathur
>dying while doing it
>not using clone to tank shots
Typical bronze Nova who thinks it's cool to kill Abathur because they usually never get to kill him
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>play Kel T.
>6 lose streak because every game has invisible bitch who camps my ass so hard i need to rent i back
>play Valeera myself
>7 games winstreak because she is so OP
i see how it is game
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>>174791804
what the fuck? girls don't have abs
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>>174792123
valeera is far from being OP she just punishes idiots
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Do they even need a maint to push the 2.0 patch live?
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>>174792360
Will be down for 2 hours
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>>174790908

Pros:
- Quick matches, even high rank games last about 25 minutes tops
- Fast paced gameplay, no farming and little downtime. Game starts from minute 1 not minute 20.
- 13 maps each with unique objectives and layouts
- Heroes have interesting and satisfying designs
- Very transparent development crew with 3-4 week content release schedule
- Blizzard game, essentially has unlimited resources
- Team game, awesome game to play with friends
- Amazing comeback mechanics, no bullshit bounty system
- Unlimited possibilities for new hero/map additions, no shortage of new content
- Massive overhaul to progression system this Tuesday allowing unlocking of everything in the game for free by playing (Overwatch lootbox system, but better)
- Iconic characters from classic games feels good to play your favorite guy
- Ranked play has a nice bit of strategy in the draft because of the hero/map pool
- Game is made as fan service for the other games, lots of cross-overs and goofy voicelines and such make the game feel more alive

Differences:
- No farming
- No last hitting
- No carrying
- No gold
- No items
- More focus on macro gameplay
- No wards, vision reliant on hero picks and talent

Cons:
- Team game, cannot carry the game to victory alone 99% of the time
- Not much solo kill potential (Heroes like pudge just don't exist)
- Team game, sometimes your team will not click and you will feel helpless
- Quick match, the most popular mode in the game, is the least balanced
- No real lore for the game. It's basically just "we fight just cuz"
- Only 65 Heroes currently
- Devs frequent reddit
- Some heroes simply don't work in a lot of situations because hero design is more focused due to no item shop
- Have to unlock heroes to play them
- Still have some "anti-fun" heroes that shit up quick play

The choice is yours
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>>174792435
It's the maint that always happens, yes. But is it actually when they push 2.0 live or can they just flip a switch and it goes live without a maint
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Does afk in training mode still give XP?

I need a few more levels to hit my next threshold and I cannot and will not play Probius.
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>>174790354

I wasn't PREPARED for this flipping fuckfest.

>10000 year old virgins taking their frustration out on each other by screaming and teleporting halfway across the map

It was amazing and awful.
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>>174792958

you were not prepared
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>>174792536
i can agree with all of this but
>... and such make the game feel more alive
every game has this, lets be honest
>Amazing comeback mechanics
some maps have no comeback if you are behind because opponents would control all the objectives and snowball from there

and you forgot one Con:
no proper reconnect
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>>174792787

No
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>>174792062
>Only played a couple of matches on PTR before to test new heroes
>2.0 beta launches
>Play alot of games
>First 40 games are all Cursed Hollow
I hate this map now
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>>174793034

>some maps have no comeback

You are able to comeback on every map. Sometimes, the team you are on just doesn't possess the ability/heroes to do so.
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EU getting 2.0 on the 26th confirmed https://eu.battle.net/forums/de/heroes/topic/17615402440#post-4
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>>174792123
>Valeera
>OP
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>>174792435
Seeing that is was a ~600mb patch on the PTR, I don't think they can just "flip a switch"
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>>174793251

EUROTRASH BTFO OUT YET AGAIN
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>>174793280
meant to reply to
>>174792554
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>>174789759
Eliminate with extreme prejudice, even if it costs you your life.
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>>174793306
A-at least I will be having fun watching stream...
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>>174793251
[Angry European noises]
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>Ming-Li on the aram map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlQItNqYg80
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>>174793306
Please tell your President Trump to bomb my home country, Sweden.

It's where I currently live at the moment, but I'm willing to take one for the team.
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>>174790908
It's actually fun.(sometimes)
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>>174793420
friends actually took the day off to play now this comes out
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>>174793437

>Auirel on the Aram Map
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>>174793280
That doesn't really change anything if they have everything ready server side for flipping the switch. It would just make everyone download a 600mb patch before they can play again. They do it constantly with small patches at random times
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>takes like 10 years to find a match

ded game
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Only two days left. Make sure your combined hero level is 1000 to get all of the Vietnam vet crates
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>>174793306
I don't care bro, my life doesn't revolve around this game, I have lots of stuff to do.
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>>174793175
To be fair, maps like Memehearts is hard to comeback from because the keeps are so far back, it's hard to farm coins without risking to be picked of.
It definitely is possible to come back, just on some maps it's less likely
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>>174793678
3 days if you are EU
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>>174793251
This is so incredibly unfair. We are getting all updates a day fucking later.
I took a fucking day off for 25 to play and open boxes
FUCK
all i can do now on the 25 is to jack it to lili being a slut pics ;_;
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>>174793798
make sure to complain at blizzard and tell them they fucked it by not making the announcement properly
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>>174793251
>>174793306
Europe is half a day ahead of murica so it makes no difference
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>>174793632
j-just wait till 2.0 hits live
there will be millions playing
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>>174793621
Well it's not really a small patch. I have no idea how the whole patch process and their servers work, but I don't think you can publish such a large patch just on the fly.
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>>174793897
it makes for EU people.
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>>174793901
more like billions
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>>174793897
>It makes no difference
It does, there is a big difference with getting it on the 25th in the evening, thus being able to play it that day, or getting it on the 26th in the night, having to wait the next day to play.
It's not about getting it earlier, it's about the time being shit
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>>174785551
There's no such thing as a "forced loss streak"

If you are a good player, you will maintain a 70-80% winrate all the way to Masters. Feeders and AFKers are irrelevant if you are good enough to make up for their loss.
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How do we fix her, bros?
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>>174794141
5 gems will be deposited on to your account on the 25th (26th)
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>>174793251
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>>174794406
More damage, more consisent Q.
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>>174794406
Shave pussy.
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>>174793457
im sure if you have some resources or something else the kikes want we will invade it in a few years because we have a free pass to bomb sand niggers
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>>174794141
im all for le forced fiddy being a meme but no one can compensate for a bot or an afker stop being ridiculous
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>>174794406
And get the FUCK rid of Wisp as an E ability, make it a 1.
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>>174794406
Impregnate her.
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League or this game? And why,
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>>174794749

See >>174792536
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>>174794749
league
why? i dont want you here
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>>174794708
Or better, make the cooldown shorter and let you have as many wisps out as you want. No duration or a duration similiar to Zagaras creep tumors
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>>174794664
We have """"Freedom"""" and """"a safe place to live"""" and """"Wellfare"""".

I will be waiting.
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>>174794749
HotS. League get boring fast.
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>>174794749
I played league for three years and have fond memories of it, playing with a certain someone.
But I had to let it go. League is the past, hots is the future.
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>>174794749
I love how this game handles laning and enhances on the basic moba features. Leagues gameplay is more customizable to your liking even within each champion, but the talent system almost makes up for that. You should definitely play both for some time and see which one you prefer.
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>>174794856
>safe place to live
you cant be serious sven
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>>174794845
Naaaaah, I don't like it. I'd rather make them give wisp some sort of AI so they can avoid enemies. Now that'd be something.

I also kind of want R2 to be the E ability.
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>three claws
>fiery demon

new hero comfirmed
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>>174794749
play hots
all league is good for is booru search
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>>174795071

Mephisto was smokey and lightning-y

No fire friend
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>>174794141
But you have to play 10 games for every game that you lose to maintain the proper MMR
>>
what happens with the gold in 2.0? If it's gonna vanish I might as well grind some heroes to 10 and buy master skins
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>>174794680
>>174794490

https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4xriq8/nostromia_has_now_reached_masters_from_bronze_5/

"forced 50%" shitters BTFO
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>>174795306

Gold stays where it is, no changes. Only differences in 2.0 are 1) Gold is no longer used on master skins 2) Gold can now be used to reroll loot chests. You can still buy heroes with the gold you get.
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>>174795319
you quoted my post in order to make an illusion that you replied with an argument, but you actually didnt. feel free to try again.

you cant make up for an afker or a bot.
also,
>linking ribbit
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>>174792536
>devs frequent reddit

I'll take that over "the devs literally balance the game around what gets 4-digit upvotes on their subreddit" like Dota does.
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>>174795397
Ok thanks for the info.

another question: what's the deal with the Player Level rewards? I mean you cap player level at 40 and never look at it again. Is that all you have to do to get the rewards?
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>all blizzard channels create hype for 2.0
>come celebrate the release of 2.0 with us on tuesday at 20:00 CET
>maintenance announcement, Wednesday.
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>>174795725
look at your profile.

all hero levels combined will be your new account level
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>>174795319
Bronze to Masters is litearlly just playing a thousand games and, most importantly, using an account without a trashed MMR
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>>174795143
And hots even has that too!
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>>174796289
no so much hots as blizzard in general
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>>174796289
Well yeah but without hots you wouldn't get something like Li-Ming and Tyrande rubbing their ass together
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>>174743710
WHEN THEY GONNA ADD /OUR GUY/

and not the starcraft 2 version or I will pull the fucking trigger
>>
why are there so many hots shills all of a sudden
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>>174795725

On Tuesday the cap is being removed, and your "player level" will be a sum of all the XP you've earned across all your games played. This new number will show.
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>>174796979
reply to
>>174796410
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>>174797171

game is good now
>>
If I get another "3 specialists that only lane and never teamfight in one team" game I'm going to delete all my hope forthis game
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>>174797171
Where
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>>174797183
>sum of all the XP you've earned
Sum of all the levels you've gained on your heroes
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>>174797407
They picked this option on the blizzard poll
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>>174797831
If someone does this test and picked this they should be redirected to their closest suicide booth
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>>174797929
>there are suicide booths
Let me guess, America exclusive.
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>>174797929
You mean they should be perma banned from the game
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>>174798029
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>>174797745

Not levels, XP.

Stop saying this.
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>>174798286
Stop shitposting
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>>174798286
Don't try, they will never learn.
Same as the people still spouting the -65 levels meme
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>>174798286
Actually the xp isn't added together for the early levels especially.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBCWKVoV5bY

If I play this game will I meet cute girls?
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>>174798583
I doubt it, but you would be able to meet boys as cute as the one in the video
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>>174798583
Yes but they will never date you.
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>>174798648
if they talk to me i'd be happy
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>>174798717
What a pathetic nerd you are.
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>>174798286

You can check this on live and beta. It's the same, no change.
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>>174798583
>girls
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>>174798286
it's both... kinda.
if you start new and have 2 heroes at level 2.5 your 2.0 level won't be 3, so purely saying XP is just wrong.
saying that it's levels of all your heroes combined AFTER the 2.0 shift is the accurate way of sayin it.
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>>174798583
the question is if i ever meet a cute gf (male) inhere
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>win every single team fight
>lose only one
>this happens
this game is a joke
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>>174799151
that's every moba ever due to the way respawn times scale towards the late game.
granted this wouldn't happen on a map like towers of doom.
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>>174799151
>play like a retard
>throw the game
>WOW THIS GAME SUCKS!
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>>174798583
Is she one of those paid attention whores who don't care about games and only palys it to get attention from pathetic mom's basement virgins, or an actual gamer who actually plays hots alot?
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>>174799352
no, she literally exists to promote Esports videogames, she does it for multiple companies too.
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is artanis broken or is artanis broken
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>>174799352
She's been in esports for like a decade, starcraft watchers will remember her
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>>174799458
It's so unfair. If i had a vagina and good shape of my cheekbones i could literally make thousands of dollars by just streaming myself while gaming ;_;
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>>174799548
That's a cute butt.
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>>174750341

Holy shit this is so fucking accurate on /fog/ due to obsicucks and /v/irgins
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>mfw I'm EU master race so I have an entire day to laugh at Amerilards getting fucked by lootbox RNG

Have fun getting Murky as your only legendary, LOL
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>>174799863
Murky is not legendary in the boxes.
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>>174745963
What if the other hero is Hanzo? And they do a double hero Shimada brothers release to fight over Hanamura?
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>>174799993
nothing in the teaser even remotely leads to Hanzo being next.
did you even watch the tweet anon?
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>>174799863
is that the notorious eu intelligence &logic?
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>>174799151
>Auto attack team against xp soaking vikings, and blind for days amazon.
What did you expect to happen exactly? Of course you win team fights they are down a person, but they will out xp you during those team fights to help make up the gap.
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mind control to counter tracer

yes or no

arguments welcome
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>>174799151
72 stacks in 19 min
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>>174800195
No, just stick damage to her.
If you try to do something with windup, or telegraphing a smart tracer will recall out of it.
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>>174800195
literally just pick colossus smash varian and insta-delete her
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>>174799151
>go autoattack Valla
>don't finish your quest
>lose
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>>174799151

>lose fight
>"hurr why we losE???"
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>>174799151
Agreed. League is a lot more fun imo.
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>>174800195
it takes a long time to activate and makes a loud, foretelling noise before it does so she can recall if that's available
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so, which of one of the 4 megabundles is perfect for someone who is dumb enough to play as Kael, Alarak, Raynor, and sometimes Archon Tassadar on QM
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>>174798583
Oh god those yellow teeth, bleeeeeh
fucking smokers, gross
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>>174799151
You did 72 auto attacks against enemy heroes in 17 minutes.

A level 4 quest that is designed to be completed at around level 14 was not completed by level 22.

What the fuck are you doing.
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>>174800860
>three assassins and a support pretending to be an assassin
Gee, I wonder.
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>>174797171
We're all shills here.

You're the only real player of hots.
I hope you're planning on buying lootboxes, anon. My children are hungry.
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>>174795071
Why is there so much DIII concept art of old characters that never made it near that game?
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>>174801343
Feels good to not have kids.
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>>174801343
Im realest here dawg
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>>174801480
I kind of want a horde of little mes running around.
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>>174801474
Being concept art, I guess they had alot of ideas who to include in the game
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>>174801480
As someone once said, having kids is the best thing because you can basically create people who are bound to love you most of the time.
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>>174801838
By having kids not only you surrender to your animal urges but you also perpetuate the suffering of human existence on this hellish planet.
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Can lootboxes give you skins/collectibles for heroes you don't own?
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>>174779045
>maybe they think of the hero the play as friends and every death saddens them
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>>174802151
Yeah.
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>>174801838
Yeah fuck that. Do what Chen did. Wait until your brother inevitably botched any sort of loving relationship with his daughter.
Eventually your niece is old and mature enough to respect your own successful life decisions, bails out on her dad, then hang out with you. Profit by skipping the little bitch phase and have something to live for while living out the rest of your journey.
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Man i wish they didnt add OW heroes
Tracer is cancer on the move
Lucio is cancer on the move
Zarya is bubble cancer

the worst part they just copy paste them so you wont see anything new
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>>174802094
Im assuming your parents really werent that good parents
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>>174802473
A person's world view is irrelevant of personal experience and memories, by using one's intellect one can arrive at safe assumptions.
This is why out of all animals, humans are the closest to unlocking their potential of using magic.
The reason, the mind, the intellect are powerful tools.
>>
>>174795306
Why do fags keep asking these questions every fucking 3 hours? Either fucking Google it or download the ptr. Moron.
>>
Is Varian OP?
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>>174802729
That was a really long "yes"
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>>174803065
not as OP as artanis
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>>174803187
Don't be condescending commoner, you are in the presence of a wizard.
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>>174802094
I think you need help anon

>>174802346
>by skipping the little bitch phase
I don't know about the kids you know but in my book the little bitch phase for girls starts when they are 12 years old.
The time before that is when they are "papa's little girl" and not annoying cunts
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>>174803315
I wasn't. Don't be insecure i take everyone seriously
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>>174802729
This is the kind of esoteric shitposting I can appreciate.
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>>174803514
>Don't be insecure
>i take everyone seriously
maybe follow your own advice
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>>174803870
Did you pass elementary english by any chance?
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>>174803428
I forgot about that. You're right. But /ourgirl/ little sister Li Li never hit that so we're good.
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>supposedly mists of pandaria character
>three claws
who?
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>>174792536
Pretty good summary.
I'd add that reconnecting doesn't work as a con.
And as a pro, i'd say it's the most enjoyable moba game i've played, it's action packed, great plays feel really rewarding, there's more action and in turn more chances to make great plays and get that high, also, because of the game length being on the losing side doesn't really feel that bad, whereas in other mobas i at least feel imprisoned in a losing game.
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>>174804145
>supposedly mists of pandaria character
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>>174804145
it's the deafwing you retard
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>>174804145

>pandaria character

lol no
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>>174804145
I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIIIIIIIIIC
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>>174804145

>supposedly mists of pandaria character

Says who? Not memeing, was there any more info revealed or is it just because dude petals lmao?

I'm honestly struggling to think of a hero that fits claws, sneaking and fire. I've literally only got Fandral Staghelm.

I really hope the "sneaking" part is just some sort of botched communication.
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>>174804405
>Says who?
No one.
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>>174804295
I'd imagine the print would not look like that if it was Deathwing... Or any dragon, really.

We need more animal heroes.
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>>174804387

>Kalecgos

How about no

Fuck Hearthstone for using Kalecgos art for Malygos. He looks much better than that with his runes and magic dragon beard
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>>174804145
maybe its a feral druid character?
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>>174804405
>I really hope the "sneaking" part is just some sort of botched communication.
People take this too literally. Its a "teaser" for a reason
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>>174804580
>talking shit about kalecgos's twin brother
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>>174804295
Surprise it's Krasus.
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>>174804591

I've always wanted a Feral Druid that can swap forms. Hamuul Runetotem or Fandral Staghelm would be baller.

Fuck Broll Literallywhomantle though.
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>>174792536
>Amazing comeback mechanics
>inhibitors don't respawn

>>174799151
whoa just like all the other mobas
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>>174804145
hmmmmm
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>>174804684

Yeah, I hope so. I mean they are probably just using "sneaking" because we haven't seen him yet, just that, literally no other reason. If they had used a word like "lurking" or "stalking" I don't think people would be hung up on it so much.
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>>174805142
>>174805142
NEW
>>174805142
>>174805142
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>>174805064
> "lurking" or "stalking"
"Schleichen" is still the best translation for that into german, even if its more associated with "sneaking" and less with"stalking" or "lurking"

I could think of "pirschen" as another option but its a rather uncommon word and more reminiscient of wild beasts
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>>174789065
People pick nydus cause it heals you and restores mana while inside.
>>174799151
>stomp enemy team all game
>dont know how to use lead to win game
>throw at the end
>enemy team uses advantage to win game
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>>174805438
no, that would be 'lauert'
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>>174805743
>ignored 5 fucking health orbs
>picks that instead of fucking MAW
yea makes totally sense
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>>174804591
that's what my money's on. i don't think the dragon emblem on the door has anything to do with what they're teasing.
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>>174804591
If it's a druid he better be a d2 druid.
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>>174804256
>reconnecting doesn't work
It does work, it's just not a good way of handling reconnecting to a game that is actively being played. People with slower CPUs will also reconnect slower which isn't great
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