It's not easy being green edition
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NEWS
>https://marvelousgames.com/blogs/news/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-european-release-confirmed
SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash European Release Confirmed!
>http://gematsu.com/2017/03/seventh-senran-kagura-game-teased-senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash
New SK game Teaser
>http://gematsu.com/2017/03/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-dlc-round-one-trailer-dead-alive-xtreme-3-character-dlc-detailed
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s Marie Rose, Honoka and Ayane as DLC.
>http://gematsu.com/2017/03/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-add-super-sonico-dlc
Super Sonico as DLC
>https://senrankagura.marv.jp/series/switch/
SK on Switch
>http://gematsu.com/2017/04/shinobi-refle-senran-kagura-pure-wholesome-title-featuring-asuka
Switch Project Focusing on Asuka Revealed: Shinobi Refle
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Peach Beach Splash CG Pack
https://mega.nz/#!atsXBCSI!BSJF1VKiFIt7ja601CuHH8NX3CP5bItVmUNGSQo0o9Y
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images
>Senran Kagura Drawing Thread
>>>/i/497555
SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 4/3/17)
https://mega.nz/#!L8dBTSrQ!u5ATAkZitMvJd9ao1y69Sno5hj2daKt6D1ZC6qvWE_Q
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
http://futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=%91M%97%90%83J%83O
I claim this thread in the name of Mistress Haruka!
I love Mirai!!!!
Homurass
>>174630297
Ugh
>>174630505
Ugh indeed.
>>174630505
Ugh, like, oh my god
Does anyone really like the overposted Haruka and Mirai pics?
>been here for 20 years
>never been in the OP
Maybe I should just die.
>>174629976
Imu's in the pic? I'm so happy. I love Imu so much and I'm glad when she is recognized.
>>174631051
Considering they're the best characters, yes, yes I do like pictures of Haruka and Mirai.
>>174630061
?!!???!
>>174631119
That's some rough luck, anon.
>>174631051
Yes. And maybe if fans of the other girls did anything but post about futa and/or raping senrans, they might be posted more too.
>>174631150
>best characters
>Haruka and Mirai
I disagree sire. Homu and Snek are the best hobos.
>>174631375
Excuse me.
99% of yomifriends are NOT futafags.
>>174631587
This is the objective top 5 of senrans.
Anyone disagreeing with it just shows that he/shejust has another opinion and I respect that.Unless Murasaki is in there. Then you can GDIAF.
>>174631051
I love forced meme
>>174631902
Whats the site for this again?
>>174631902
>List isn't just 5 Harukas
Wooooooooooooow anon, I can't believe you've disappointed the Mistress like this!
>>174631807
Excuse me I'm only a futafag 1% of the time!
99% of the time I want to cuddle and marry my beansprout!
>>174632116
Thanks! I didn't even notice this mistake!
Obviously, this is the objective top 5 senrans.
Most snerans sorters
>>174632843
>Murasaki 5
>6th isn't Murasame
>Mistress Haruka 27
Wow. Way to go to have shit taste.
I pleasured myself to the fantasy of non-consensual intercourse with a senran. How can I redeem myself?
>>174633005
I like Haruka a lot, though. Trust me, Haruka is a lot closer to Minori than you'd think.
I don't know how Ryouna ended up there.
>>174632326
>cuddle and marry my beansprout!
cute, soft beansprout!
>>174633005
Want to do a poll and rig it? Are you that SuicideHarukaFaggot?
>>174632843
It's not called shit taste sorter, try again.
post your bestoinker
You know, I can't help but notice other girls never have tanlines...
>>174634336It was a super cute picture anyway,
but oinker made it super cuter and stuff
remember that time we got a new drawfag and then harukafags bullied him out?I never did save that lewd Haruka/Ryouna image he made.
>>174634439
That's because it's Homura's gimmick.
Also, she apparently gets them from using tanning salons?
>>174634708
Link me up, homie
>>174633602
Do no bully my taste
>>174635038
Get good taste and I won't have to!
>>174634667
I really wish that SuicideHarukaFaggot to never come back. That fucking disgusting spamming oinker fucktard can't stop fucking shut up with his cringy mistress meme. I bet he's also the one who keeps spamming Mirai.
Harukafag reporting in
>>174635034
Google "Senran Sorter" dumb dumb!
>>174635104
Post your taste
>>174635247
RUDE
>>174633585
>Are you that SuicideHarukaFaggot?
No, but he truly was the hero we didn't need, but the one we deserved!Seriously though, I hope he is okay and that he didn't actually kill himself.
>>174635378
Want to rig Saki poll again?
I really like these senrans
>>174635214
Didnt that guy make those posts before oinker was a thing?
>>174635363
I'm turning Kafuru into a mom.
>>174634912
Don't think so. I imagine a tanning salon would require her to wear a bikini, but her tanlines are shaped like her sarashi.
My guess is that she got these by training in the sun a lot while wearing her sarashi and her bottoms from before she became a renegade and started using a fundoshi after becoming one because... not sure. Maybe just like Yomi's regular clothes, she ended up destroying all of her regular panties and started using fundoshis because they are litteraly just a loincloth.
>>174635847
>a thing
Never was a thing. Just a cringe force meme that no one likes.
>It's a Mirai mission
Oh why does she have such terrible gameplay? Everytime I have to use her or Minori I feel like stopping.
>>174635960
Your top 5?
>>174635962
I want Kafuru to make me a daddy. A good daddy.
>>174635964
I mostly remember her mentioning a tanning salon specifically in some form of senran media.
>>174636340
Knowing how joke-heavy SK is, maybe that is the case.
Being tanned isn't a rare trait on sporty/hot-blooded characters, so could have been just because they wanted to give that impression about her.
>>174636008
I like it when Harukafags can't shut the hell up
My top 10 senrans! I'd have to say this is accurate.
I can't get past day 6-1 on EV PC as my game always crashes in the initial cut scene.
This is annoying!
AnyFemAnonswant to post their rankings?
>>174637294
You're prepared to do the ponpokarin belly dance right
>>174637294
Well that list makes more sense now.
>>174637429
What did he mean by this?
any Senrans not in the chart I'm either indifferent to and there's a few I just don't like. But these ones I like a lot.
>>174637615
Probably thatwomen can't make their fucking minds up and don't want to feel bad, which is why so many Senrans are in 3rd place.
Renka makes a good Tifa.
Hug me
>>174637964
I just like those girls equally so they are all 3rd.
>>174638138
Not now. My head hurts.
>>174638090
Most of the girls in the cast make good Tifas.
Renka doesn't make a particularly good one.
>>174638138
*hugs*
>>174638138
HUG THIS!!!
*unzips dick*
>>174638138
No. I'm not emptying my wallet for our birthday either this year.
>>174638138
I'm gonna fuck Katsuragi so that Ayame will worship my dick!
>>174638138
Your hands ain't going anywhere near my wallet, sister.
>>174637620
That's a pretty ballin top 5 you've got there.
>>174638981
I like bimbos and klutzes apparently. Makes for interesting characters.
Which senrans vape?
>>174639416
The senran you like most and the one you hate most always vape together.
>>174639416
Jasmine/Sayuri obviously.
>>174639416
None of them they aren't faggots
>>174639416
If we're talking weed..
Shiki, she's trying to peer pressure Murachii, says it'll make her more creative with her manga, but Murakumo is scared that it'll make her more self confident and she'll show herself without her mask.
Haruka makes concentrates and uses cannabinoids in some of her concoctions but doesn't intentionally use them on herself. But Asuka, Hikage, Ryouna, and some other Senrans have gotten stoned by Haruka a time or two either tricked or forced on them.
None vape tobacco though.
>>174640330
Dude lmao
I heard weed cures cancer xD
>>174640330
Yesterday called, they want your pot memes back.
>Turn on SKR
>Yumi wearing Asuka wig
>>174642445
>I love futomaki! puri
>Big and thick! puri
>>174642445
>turn on SKR
>it's just Asuka
>no mention of Yumi anywhere
>come to /skg/ and bitch about how Yumi ruined the whole game
>>174642875
>come to /skg/ and bitch about how Yumi ruined the whole game
The weird thing is that I can imagine this actually happening.
>>174642875
>scene where you eat shaved ice with Asuka after school
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT BLATANT YUMI REFERENCE FUCK THIS SHIT ALWAYS PUSHING HER IN OUR FACES
reminder that grabbing Asuka's ass reminded Katsuragi of Fried Rice.
Fried rice.
I want Haruka to invent a drug that makes me good at Guilty Gear!
>>174644954
She'd have an easier time finding the cure for cancer.
doot
I'm going to tease Asuka's lisp! Every thread!
>>174644343
I'm gonna capture that fried rice.
Rate my taste.
>>174647141
3/10
It's alright.
>>174644343
>a little bit of semen dribbles out of her butthole
Didn't know she liked anal. Guess that's why they call her Asska
>>174648092
No that thing is everything I don't like in a phone put together.
>turn on switch
>new section
>ASUKA
What a world
Shiki just realized she misplaced her phone /skg/! How are you going to help her?
>>174649749
Call her phone?
>>174649749
Use my cellphone to call her.
>>174649749
I'd just tell her that her blog got deleted again.
>>174649749
I start laughing devilishly and take off my pants and undies to reveal that I had her phone lodged in my ass this entire time and was using it as a prostate massager!
>>174649749
>Ask Shiki what her number is to call it
>She doesn't know what her number is
>tfw you will never predict the future of Senrans
>>174650194
>knows the Heart sutra by heart
>could probably even say it backwards
>doesn't know her own mobile phone number
That sounds accurate.
shhhh
saki is sleepin
>>174650479
I know pi's digits this far: 3.1415926535897932384626433832. Do you think I could remember my phone number 3 months ago?
>>174650556
THEN I'LL WAKE HER UP WITH GOOD MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQP9EoKdIc8
>>174650556
>inject with drugs
>rape
>>174650791
God damn Daidouji's theme is fucking great
Her Burst boss theme was awesome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_27mHjyFe8g
>>174650194
>not already having Shiki's number in your phone
>>174651063
Dai has ALWAYS the best song of the game.
Dance Fever is one of my favourite boss tracks, actually.And I find that whole mission quite touching, how she encourages every of the characters. Same with Rin. I shed a few tears in those missions.
I'm a sucker for such speeches.
FUCKING SHIKI'S BIG FAT BAT TATS
>>174651641
Trying to find Shiki's lost phone in her big fat bat tats!
>>174651416
>Dai goes from being their more experience senpai who gives them decent advice to a hypocritical joke character/damsel
PBS was not kind to her.
>>174652008
And better strap on anon because is gonna get worse.
>>174652008
>Daidouji fucking punches through time and space in order to reach the island in EV
>Can't destroy one robot in PBS
Maybe punching through time and space again to appear in Uppers tired her out?
90's Kat with a smaller bust!
>>174652230
>tfw no Dai model made exclusively for her own game like Asuka
>no abs or muscles being modeled
>>174651416
>Dai has ALWAYS the best song of the game.
Not since they added Imu to the cast.
>>174652504
There's only room for one crazy, genocidal Victory Gundam character in this thread, and it sure as hell won't be Katejina
So what have I missed in the last couple months?
>>174652546
>lets make a game with wet t-shirts
>but no wet t-shirts clinging to girl abs that's no good
>>174654681
Absolutely nothing.
>>174654681
PBS stuff. So
>water guns
>PBS localization when?
>SK7
>"Yumi will be the sole survivor of SK7 except maybe the sisters of course!"
>"I wonder who Miss R. and Mr. K are?"
>Damsel Daidouji
>Leo controversy
>Asuka visual novel featuring puddi
Oh god skeegee send help Ijust remembered I accidentally broke my earbuds on my last shift at work and forgot to buy new ones.
Now I don't have anything to listen to music withunless I take my expensive-ass headset to work but I'm paranoid of getting that thing dirty.
>>174655819
You can always clean it if it gets dirty, right?
Better than going without your music on a shift.
>>174653885
Ikaruga is for rough paizuri.
>>174654983
Why does Kumo look so motherly here?
>>174657917
She is best mom
>>174658007
I want Kumo to be my mommy!
>>174658167
My mommy could beat your mommy in a fight!
>>174658397
In a fatness battle, sure!
Or an old hag battle!
>>174658397
Let's make it a naked mud wrestling fight!
>>174657917
all of Gessen was daughterfu'ing Minori with those doe eyes in that CG.
/skg/, quick, I need you to help me out with a decision.
Gyancelot or Cathedral Gundam?
I made (burned) some chocolate chip cookies and grilled some chicken for dinner/ tomorrow's lunch.
How was your day, /skg/?
>>174659206
It was alright, built the legs of my Layzner model, did some cleaning and somehow held back from buying both the Gyancelot and Catherdral Gundam
Everyone else good?
>>174659206
It's a beautiful day outside but I'm too ill to drive or walk anywhere. I'll just play Overwatch and Warframe all night, I guess.
Yo is probably the kind of person who says, "Too sick for school, too sick for video games."
>>174644343
Senran butts! Post Senran butts!
>>174660053
Yo would be a caring maid for her sick Anon
>>174659206
Finished my first electronics "project" and watched some Gundam.
>>174660508
Just for you anon
Good night to the rest of you! Sleep well and sweet dreams!
>>174660630
I just noticed she's lifting the bed with one hand to dust under it
>you'll never be forced into a reverse mating press by Yozakura's shinobi super strength
>>174660864
Only the best of maids would do such a thing while cleaning. Don't worry though, Yo is a caring girl and she'd totally be submissive for her Anon and let him take the lead
>>174660864
Friendly reminder that all senrans have super strength and staminaFriendly reminder that you can still keep Minori from eating candy by putting in on top of the fridge. I seriously don't get why she doesn't realize she'd have no trouble reaching the cookies if she actually tried, but I won't complain..
>>174660864
>tfw Yo holds both your legs above your head and rides you for 36 hours straight
>Minori runs in every few hours with water to rehydrate you two
>>174661562
>by the time Yozakura finally falls to the cock you're no longer acting on conscious, rational thoughts
>your first act of freedom is to pound yourself like a jackhammer inside of an unsuspecting Minori
>you will never star in a porno with Daidouji and Rin
>you will never have a black bar across your eyes as they instruct you to smile and do peace signs to the camera so people know you are having fun
>it will never be shot in the back of a windowless van
>>174660725
Sleep tight.
>>174661562
>by the time you two are finished, you're both more cum than human
>>174662203
>You will never be in a love triangle with Imu and Miyabi
>>174662378
I embrace my new life as a semen elemental
>>174662203W-Will it hurt?
>>174662735
It will be extremely painful
>>174663993
I see Haruka has become demon finally.
>>174663993
Sweet put on weight holy shit
>>174663446
For me?
>>174664441
>not wanting Haruka to have her actual measurements as per the official numbers
>>174664693
gimme more
Oh look the story is done and ready to goI'll post it when I feel like it.
>>174664994
See! You put your mind to it and managed to get it done before may!
>>174664994
Care to tell what it's actually about? Because god damn if I'm going to sink hours into reading I better be interested first
>>174664947
I'd make more, but adjusting the sizes in SV is a bitch, and you can only do one Senran at a time. In case you didn't know, all the models use the same exact Barbie doll body, so changing the measurements changes the body model for all the characters.
Why couldn't Pochacho get into PBS?The ps4 doesn't support fat32
Why do people hate Yumi again? It's because nips like her?
>>174666073
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>174666073
Because people like "muh emotions lmao"
>>174666210
What? The snek has as much emotions as driftwood, and she has a better delivery for acting then most characters.
>>174666073
I don't hate Yumi, but I am offended by her cult of Japanese followers who praise her merely because she's a fucking generic Yamato with "wants to be the perfect wife" as a hobby/goal. My problem with Yumi is that she is HORRIBLY bland and is nothing more than all the qualities expected of a Japanese waifu:
>traditional Japanese clothing AKA kimono
>hobbies include "wanting to be a waifu"
>has basically no personality going for her and is more or less a more bland/boring version of Yozakura
>kind of annoying with endless justice talk
>bizarre baby talk and puri~
She just isn't fleshed out. Crimson Squad is by leaps and bounds my favorite group, since every single member has their own shit going for them and they all actually have some nicely developed personalities.
>>174662203
metal junk solid: cake eater
tactical filling action
>>174666463
I'M STIIIIIIL IN A DREAM
SHOTA EATER
>>174666428
>Crimson Squad is by leaps and bounds my favorite group
>likes boring snake
>hates spider
Shit taste detected. You can't talk about how boring Yumi is and then say Hikage is interesting.
>>174666768
Difference is that Hikage is still entertaining and can do amusing things. Case and point;
>Haruka's potion
>Hikage goes full ham
>it doesn't affect Yumi because 'she's too pure'
>>174666768
How can you not like the snek?
>>174666768
I can call Yumi boring when she's literally designed to appeal to small dicked Japanese betas.
>>174666976
Yumi also does amusing things like trigger betas on /skg/
Oh boy, puri posting power hour. My favorite!
>>174667382
You gonna take her snowboarding?
>>174666768
He can, though.
The problem isn't the demanor, it's the personality and how much of Yumi is just pandering. Her GH in EV is literally about becoming a good wife.
Hikage's deadpan is supposed to contrast with her Kansai dialect. People from Kansai are expected to be energetic and charismatic, but Hikage delivers her lines with a thick as fuck dialect while in complete deadpan.
Even past that, Hikage has funny lines and balances out well with the rest of her group. Her interactions with Imu are hilarious
Eastern boring shit character = Yumi
Wester boring shit character = Hikage
It's that simple. Same shit, different perspective.
>>174667529
Nope, sledding. That way I can hold her waist when I'm behind her.
>>174667669
Except people like Hikage for various reasons over here, meanwhile the Japanese like Yumi solely because everything about her is designed to be "we want the waifu audience".
For the most part, people like a specific character due to some trait they have (e.g. Haruka is a dom, Ryouna is a sub, Asuka is always cheerful, etc). Meanwhile, Yumi's defining trait is wanting to be a good wife.
>>174667010
If we were Japanese you'd be asking him this about Yumi.
>>174667805
The Japanese like Yumi for various reasons as well.
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>174667879
>The Japanese like Yumi for various reasons as well.
Like what? The fact that she wears the outfit of your typical Japanese maiden, or how she wants to be a pure maiden for some lucky guy, or how she wants to stay pure and on the side of justice, or how she's a prude and wants to be pure?
>>174667879
>>174667669
Hikage is also really popular in Japan though.
Didn't she place second overall in the last poll?
>The Japanese like Yumi for various reasons as well.
Wonderful. Care to at least bring one of those reasons up?
>>174667985
Yes, maybe you don't like those things but other people do.
Yumi's the boring character that appeals to the east. Hikage is the boring character that appeals to the west.
Get over it.
>>174667985
and the fact that she prefers things to be thin and small, instead of big and thick like Asuka.
She's specifically designed to be a waifu for Japanese hikki otaku.
>>174668081
Pure, naive, just, strong-willed. Thin, pretty, icy, etc
She's got lots of different things that may appeal to nips. You don't have to like them and no one really cares that you don't. This series isn't for nor about you.
Cry more.
Yumi domination.
>>174668087
You're missing the point. Yumi was specifically crafted with the sole intention of being everything Japanese weenies like. Hikage was NOT made with this intention, which is why she actually has a gangsta background and so on.
hibbers
>>174668308
So?
1) This is Miyabi!
2) Miyabi is a girl!
3) She's cute!
4) I love her!
5) Miyabi!!!!!
>>174668407
She has no development, proper characterization, or so on. Her entire existence is hinged upon looking like a pure Japanese maiden and acting like one (along with having a desire to get married).
>>174668597
The only thing I don't like about Yumi is they didn't make her extreme enough. She should have denid Asuka and killed the Hanzo squad.
She actually got more development and characterization in EV than Hikage has gotten the whole series. Sadly, it went the wrong way.
And lol @ trying to say her entire existence is based on her EV GH story. You're pathetic.
>>174668556
Miyabi has a vagina!!!!!
>>174668556
Miyabi is my wife! I love her to pieces and I hug her daki every night! She is the dark light in my life!
I'M GONNA TITFUCK YUMI
>>174668741
I will pet it.
>>174668710
>And lol @ trying to say her entire existence is based on her EV GH story. You're pathetic.
I'd suggest you check her official bio, which has the "wants to be a waifu" as her listed hobby (as in, it's not just from the side missions). Meanwhile the other girls have their own things, such as Hibari liking videogames and baking.
>>174668087
>Hikage is the boring character that appeals to the west.
How? What about Hikage appeals/panders specifically to a western audience? And it must be worked pretty well for Japan too, considering she managed to snatch second place.
What about Hikage is even boring? Apart from her tone when speaking, she is one of the goofiest characters in the whole series. From delivering a deadpan tsukkomi to making a goofy rap, she has done everything.
>>174668771
Yeah nigga. You do that.
>>174667690
I hold her waist when I'm behind her, if you know what I mean.
>>174668898
>such as Hibari liking videogames
Problem with this is that it never ever comes up. I bet she plays cell phone games.
>>174668898
Her hobby is caligraphy, you jobber.
>>174668787
But it's VERY PUFFY!!!!!!!
>>174668898
>>174669093
Yes, Yumi likes caligraphy and dancing. The latter of which is actually reflected in her fighting style (which I find to be neat). None of the other senrans incorporate their hobbies into their fighting. Yumi's already unique on that account!
>>174668997
You and me both dude.
>>174669129
I will flick it and watch it jiggle.
>>174669093
Not that anon, but calligraphy IS a major "I'm a yamato waifu" hobby.
>>174668339
hell yeah
>>174669129
I'M GONNA HONK IT
>>174669264
So what? You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do we fix Yumi?
>>174669481
Hit options as soon as she starts talking.
>>174669481
She pulls a Goku and learns to stay in her powered up form, which makes her smug.
>>174669481
There's nothing to fix. She's the most popular in Japan and fairly popular in the west.
I like Yumi.
>>174669643
Funniest thing about the whole android/cell saga, Goku never wins a single fight on screen in it.
From a heart attack to giving the fight to Cell, Goku doesn't win a single one.
Best girl
Ice cold nipply justice.
Why is she so perfect?
>>174670479
Because she was hewn from a block of justice.
>>174670309
>Cuteness is justice
How did this happen? I thought that Yumi's SV GH would end with Yumi looking at Yagyuu and Hibari and realizing that justice is about protecting the weak/protecting the ones you care about.
Instead she concludes the cuteness is justice.
Why? How? For what purpose?
I don't care if you think Hanabi is dumb, I still love her. She really brightens my day.
>>174671447
Aside from Imu being super low I'd say this is a pretty decent list.
Imu deserves love. Hell, in EV, she was the only sane one on her squad (I guess Ryouna was too, actually)
>>174670794
A cheap laugh. Simple as that.
Can YumiAnon stop spamming Yumi textless pics? We never hate Yumi.
>>174670479
Well, Kumo is pretty great.
>>174671447
I don't care if Souji is in love herself, I'm still gonna marry her!
>>174638138
I want to MARRY Ayame and buy her LOTS of cute pantsu!
>>174667669
What a stupid faggot. I bet he thinks he's right too.
>>174672317
Better yet, I know I am.
>>174672473
Pathetic.
I want to poke Leo's cheeks.
>>174672504
Predictabo!
>>174669481
By removing you.
>>174664693
Extra THICC!
Surely, a body like that is only good for reproduction.
Hikage is the Bestgirl. You can't deny this fact.
>>174672581
Predictable.
>>174672779
THIGHJOB
>>174672706
Oh, people can and will deny it.
They'll be wrong, but they'll deny it regardless.
>>174672048
You've got some tough competition Anon
https://pastebin.com/r48Kifsg
Yumi is the Bestgirl. You can't deny this fact.
>>174672853
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDER THIGHS
HAAAAUUUU!
So I just spent half an hour talking to playstation support which ended in them saying "we don't want your money bye" and d/cing
How has your night been skg
>>174673002
Boring hour long lectures.
Going through FONV again.
Shitposting at some faggots over the internet.
Good night /skg/!
Please senrans.Fuck you Belphegor! Let me recruit you!
>>174673191
Night, Yaglord. The real Yaglord.
>>174673191
Night goodly, squidman.
>>174671447
>3/4 of my favorite bimbos in top 4
>my favorite Bimbo is #19
why hate on Shiki while otherwise having such good taste?
>>174673002
What was the problem?
>>174630297
I hate this shitty DLC card. Damn you if ur using it in ranked.
This is Fuga. Say something nice to her.
>>174673840
i wanna fug fuga's fugas
>>174673002
What happened? I think this same thing happened to a friend of mine.
>>174666428
>Japanese like Japanese girl with traditional Japanese design
FUCKING CULTISTS REEEEEEE
>>174673689
I don't hate Shiki. I think her friendly disposition puts her way up there in terms of personality. What hurt her ranking is the corny spoopy bats / vampire gimmick. If not for that, she would be in my top 10, easily.
>>174673840
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>>174673840
Muh Fuga.
>>174674228
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A FUGACANE
>>174666428
My favorite part of the Yumi hate meme is how haters only focus on EV, the game where everyone except New Hebi had weaker personality, and then only remember the other games exist when they're talking about Crimson or Hanzo.
I want Fuga to give me a happy ending.
look at these dorks
I like projecting a lot of my fetishes onto Yumi, especially breast expansion.
>>174674063
her being a Dhampir as a good Shinobi makes her more interesting to me, and it's kind of amusing that a bright cheery, rich, popular party girl dresses up like an edgy goth as her idealized self, and then, supposedly being so fashion conscious as she supposedly is, accessorizes with rhinestoned hearts and peace signs....
what a dork!
>>174674824
What is that strip of fabric even supposed to accomplish?
>>174675106
Giving me a boner. It worked.
>>174675106
Her panties underneath, duh.
>>174675106
her pantsu, also for this >>174675149
So I'd say it accomplishes a lot.
New Fuga cards when?
>>174668589Whore
>>174675740
>>174675740
No.
What if you could have tanning oil in the senran universe? Would it make the already tan girls less special?
I want to cherish and love Yumi until she gives herself to me, mind, body and soul.That's when I cheat on her in our marriage bed. If we get caught, I'll tell her I never loved her!
>>174675982
Shiki would be ruined.
>>174675820
>>174675982
>>174676080
Fuga is fugging perfect.
>>174676137
Isn't carnval over?
>>174676134
I don't even like her and I would never wish that upon her.
>>174676168
She should've been in PBS.
>>174676134
That's when I swoop in and try to repair Yumi's broken heart.
You monster.
>>174676265
Looks cuter than the ones we got.
>>174676191
she would still be ruined
I'm glad she can't tan.
>>174676265
There's a shamisen weapon DLC in PBS, so I agree. I assume Bashou is more likely to come, even though Fuga is relatively popular.
>>174676390
I don't like that we basically got 2 characters that look almost the same and some psycho schizo.
FUGA IS TINY
TINY FUGA!
Fug the police, fug her hard.
>>174676592
FUG THE POLICE CUMMIN STRAIGHT IN HER UNDERGROUND
A YOUNG INSTRUCTAH GOT IT BAD CUZ HE'S ROUND
So I just got a C2-14646-1 error and have to rebuild my vita's database.
Hopefully I won't loose my saves.
Anybody know if I'll have to re-download everything or if it'll all work out okay?
>>174676264
>>174676279
Cowards! I'll go even further by sending her pictures and videoes of my nightly conquests and telling her they're much bettet lovers than she is!
>>174676770
I want to fug her fugbags.
>>174676847
Pls stop.
>>174676847
You're the only coward here, coward. It's time to pay for your cowardice.
>>174677027
is that an aa2 yumi
>>174677149
Yup
>>174677232
I don't think that's Yumi's asuka pillow.
>>174676134
Hey Anon, let's have a talk outside.
>>174677232
>Yumi's Asuka pillow is her ass
Noice.
After 600 ranks in senran PBS, I've noticed a bit of a pattern. If you've been playing ranked too do share your experience with the matchmaker.
Following 1.03, the matchmaker became a lot stricter. Probably to reduce in game dropping. This results in weak connections being culled at the lobby.
Game seems to use P2P. I've noticed that there are specific players who I have a bad connection with. If they appear in the lobby, one of us gets booted. This means without them, lobby and game is smooth as silk!
My guesstimation, is that because of the P2P system, the matchmaker is now looking to prune anyone with a weak connection. Just because its JP server doesn't mean a good JP ping is all you need. Non JP players with a bad connection to you can result in that mexican DC standoff in the lobby. Logically this would affect all servers eventually in US/EU/ASIA.
Currently I have the best results if I dodge before all slots fill up in the lobby if I see one of the players I know I have a bad connection with. If that fails, I hope he drops instead of me. Since 1.07, the matchmaker will always split all players in lobby into 2 teams. So if it ends with a 5v1, it becomes a 3v3. This is good. Long as you survive the lobby, its as balanced a team as you can hope to get in random matchmaker.
Unless this is changed, this will likely affect all versions of PBS internationally in a bad way. I hope they find a good solution.
Best accidental image swap ever.
>>174677027
>>174677136
No! I'll take the footage of where I secretly taped Yumi and I on our honeymoon and distribute it EVERYWHERE! Everybody she comes accross on the street will know what stupid expressions she makes while in ecstasy!
What if your favorite Senran had a bush?
what would it be like dating ryouna
>>174677607
I hope her name isn't George
>>174677601
At least you're fucking her and not trying to cripple her by cheating on her with someone else.
>>174677843
It seems you've misunderstood me. Here's the order:
1. Take Yumi's virginity
2. Cheat on her
3. Distribute sex tape
4. Cheat on her some more
>>174677690
Like an abusive relationship with a desperate housewife who's literally asking for it.
>>174679161
can i call her mom
Tomboy Senrans are for _______________
>>174672893
11/10 story. Thanks AmericanAnon!
>>174679161
It's not abusive if she likes it.
>>174677690
Depends on what "resources" are available.
Ryouna can only be satisfied by someone who's as sadistic as she is masochistic. If she can't get all the pain and suffering she wants from one person, she'll bounce around like a pain slut seeking new and exciting ways to be abused.
If you are the only person available to punish her, she'd basically become an inverse Yandere. If you spend any amount of time not hurting her, she will make your life hell.
One day you'll wake up in a room with seven locks on the door, Amazon's entire stock of BDSM gear, and Ryouna creaming her panties just thinking about how mad you're going to be.
She'll break your shit to make you mad enough to beat her within an inch of her life. She threaten to maim/kill herself if you won't play her little games. If you so much as say "thank you" to the girl at the grocery store, that poor soul will get threatening phonecalls in the dead of the night... from your cell phone.
Push her far enough, and she'll get sadistic on your ass to try and show you how good she feels when someone kicks the crap out of her.
Ryouna isn't crazy. Ryouna is unstable, cactus-fucking, life-ruining crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy, and don't even think about so much as holding hands with Ryouna.
Describe yourself in three words
>>174679781
why is homu puting her hand there ?
>>174680228
super feminine girl
>>174680228
1.) Sad, Lonely, Masturbator
2.) Poor, Overworked, Student
3.) Bored, Horny, Everyman
4.) Senran Kagura Fan
5.) Meme Posting Shithead
I think that covers all possible skg posters...
Maybe we should describe Senrans in three words...
>>174680392
I agree. She should put her hand in Miyabi's pussy.
>>174680392
She wants Miyabi's handsome boipucci.
>>174680392
>>174680470
Homura is an Unfunny Closet Lesbian
>>174680549
LIES AND SLANDER
>>174680549
HOMU IS A HOMO!
>>174680549
>>174680730
Lies lies
>>174680392
Because Homura realized that Asuka was cheating on her with Yumi, so she decided "Why shouldn't I have fun then?"
>>174679781
Tomboy Senrans are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching ninja movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from mooks even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Cooking her a victory Super Dish where you combine all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a mission and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboy Senrans with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboy Senrans are for
>>174679974
What about dating Murakumo?
>>174681127
Who are the tomboy senrans anyway? Off the top of my head.
>Homura
>Miyabi
>Renka
>Kat
>Daidouji
>Yozakura
Playful paizuri from Kat!
>>174681725
>Yozakura
>tomboy
Nope.
>>174681437
Murakumo thinks she's so ugly that she can only engage in conversations if she wears the face of an oni. Specifically an oni noted for its horrid and disfigured appearance. This is either caused by or enhanced by impressively low self esteem.
There are two ways this works out.
1. You tie her ass down and forcefully remove the mask. You then proceed to lavish her with praise and affection substantial enough that it starts to sink in and she internalizes some self confidence and gives-up her self harming tendencies. Note that this is risky as fuck and is very likely to backfire.
2. You convince her that you are just as weird and broken as she is and that you are actually attracted to her "ugly" face. Note that this doesn't actually help her with her problems and is more a selfish enforcement of her delusions.
In short, Murakumo needs a therapist and very probably a self help group. Just getting her to the point that she'd be comfortable dating someone would require more work than most relationships with non-damaged people. Then you have potential relapses and any other baggage she may be carrying around to further complicate things.
While it probably wouldn't be outright dangerous, it would be a trying experience and relentless challenge. Only attempt if you feel it is truly worth it.
>>174681914
I would last 0 seconds.
>>174682615
Well, she is a master of the instant-kill after all.
Hey everyone, it's been a while since I popped in here. How's things in /skg/?
>>174683356
Tired
>>174683687
Seat belt laws are there for your safety anon.
>>174683687
Why aren't you wearing a seatbelt
Are you secretly hoping to be flung through a windshield
Whassup pussy boi and pussy gal!
>>174636146
For Minori just bucket --> jump slam until you get about two bars, then back away from the mob chasing you and use your triangle which has an enormous AoE bucket spew attack that builds bars like crazy. The bucket itself builds up damage and changes what the breach is either depending on damage dealt or a certain amount of hits made. Always keep the bucket filled with candy so you always have that breach attack ready to hand you tons of scrolls. You can square attack but the range is really short and since she flails around kind of like Hibari you risk getting hit quickly. Her 2 scroll is the best one she has, the 5 scroll is really awkward to hit anything with and even when you hit dead center it doesn't always hit for whatever reason. Don't touch the pancakes, the range is incredibly small and deals maybe a third of a boss' health and you have to be spot on with the hits or the enemy you're fighting will only maybe see the actual splat, not the frying pan and the splat into the return. You don't need to Frantic for nice damage either.
For Mirai I'm still trying to figure her out. It seems like it's best to just stay away and spam square since the orbs home in on the enemies, and only when you get to a crowd should you jump slam. Breach seemed alright but I'm not that sure if it's worth it compared to a jump slam since she dashes, does the orb thing, but then seems to chase anything that flew to the left rather than a big crowd, at least from these past six or so tries with her. It also felt like the damage and scroll gain was far lower than just jump slamming. 1 scroll isn't worth it since the damage seems pretty low and it's only like 5 or 6 shots that the enemies can easily get out of, 2 scroll is fantastic since it has not only the AoE but then it has the ending shooting ahead thing but until you reach about 30 in Frantic it won't one-shot some mooks, 5 scroll is terrible outside of the nuke since it just flings everything everywhere it seems.
>>174683687
Seatbelts save over 13,000 lives per year.
Wearing seatbelts could save 4,000 lives per year in the US alone.
Safetey Snek reminds you to wear your seatbelt.
Sank You
>>174636146
Part of Mira's problem is that she dashes backwards, unlike the other girls. You can't always anticipate where she's going to go.
Her other big problems are that her attacks are almost all AoE with little to no hitstun and long recovery frames. Either one of these on their own wouldn't be a major problem. However, having both of those problems makes her feel really underwhelming.
Additionally, her playstyle lends itself to keeping distance and picking foes off at a distance... the exact playstyle that the grade system, tight spaces, suddenly spawning enemies, and super-armor / rushdown heavy bosses discourage.
Use her short combos to get enemies in the air and juggle them as best you can. Her air game isn't bad and the short combos let you fill meter for her level 2 art which can help thin out crowds.
>>174629976
Can I have that pic of Imu? It's a nice pic of Imu.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s
Would you buy a 400$ Juicero product from this good girl?
>>174686105
I won't even pay 400$ for a playstation.
>>174672893
Every time with Souji is always a sex sandwich time
>>174686105
>juicer that requires a connection
what is this world coming to?
>>174685057
Since you seem to know your stuff, Haruka, how do I use her? Death x Kiss does no damage (As in, even if it connect it does 1/8th of a boss' health) and at best only one or two of the kisses land on bosses, robot punch can grab maybe five enemies into the punch at best even if there's a crowd but at least the damage is decent on bosses, and The World is Mine can't even kill the lowest tier mooks in a crowd at level 30 with level 4 Frantic unless they've already been softened up a bit. Her coat square is the best move she has and it's only in Frantic, her Yang and Flash forms are dreadful when it comes to normal combos since they're so slow and long, and her breach is unusable due to the long start up time and even after the flamethrower you have to wait for the spin, the vial throw, and then the vials to land before anything gets flung. This is all on Hard of course, even Hibari can kill things faster than Haruka at a relatively low level in Frantic on Hard.
I mean, on SV she could throw out the vials as her normal attack in Frantic and stun enemies out of their own attacks so she wasn't that bad, and her specials seemed alright, but with EV I'm finding it hard to even use her. At least on bosses she can do well thanks to the 2 scroll attack.
>>174686582
>Death x Kiss does no damage
Play one of the 3DS games. It wrecks shit on those.
>>174686725
Yeah, I know it's amazing in SKB since it mobs somewhat and can slaughter bosses, and in SK2 if I'm remembering right you could immediately kill any boss in one use of it even when not in Frantic.
>>174686582
Not him but I played Haruka the same way I played Mirai. Enter frantic mode immediately and just spam the air slam. It's boring but effective. If you're doing this on wolf girls, hold block as you're coming out of the animation because even if you jump, they'll hit you. Save your scrolls for senrans and robot punch them to death.
I hate NW cards that are just slight variations of each other. I never know what version to save, and if I save both, it fucks up my duplicate removing program.
>>174686849
Seems like the air slam is doing about the same as a single coat slap but the coat slap is easier to jump cancel out of than the slam. It feels like the slam would be better for scroll generation while coat would be better for actually killing stuff.
Oh no, Murakumo is dead! Whatever shall we do now?
>>174687242
But she hasn't popped out of the barrel yet!
>>174687038
Well I also abuse the AI while I slam them. If you reach a certain height, they tend to jump up towards you, getting you multiple kills. For ranged mooks, I run away a bit so they group up trying to chase me. Then slam in the middle of them all.
Also, I think the game prioritizes attacks from enemies that are actually visible on your screen. I've had moments where I'm in a corner looking away from everything and they kept trying to jump in front of me.
Can you imagine being sandwiched between all that thicc? I'd gladly die between those two.
>>174687385
Ah, yeah, I get what you mean with them jumping towards you. But if you're relying on that wouldn't it probably be smarter to try and do a really short combo breach since you'll stay up in the air for 4 raves with enemies always jumping towards you? You'd probably get the same amount of enemies but more damage in the end.
>>174687386
This is the face I'd be making.
>>174687492
I do that for flying enemies, that way I just home in on the next one. Otherwise, I try not to around certain enemies. Sometimes the raves don't lift you off the ground quickly enough, which lets anything close get a hit in.
>>174687386
I would marry both of them
>>174687242
I'm a certified doctor. Please leave this area so that I can do my work in peace.
Heck skeegee work killed me, I died too hard.
Goodbye sleep tight see you tomorrow
Best way to go from this...
>>174689657
...to this?
>>174689737
>>174689657
Just a few bucks
>>174689737
hide layer
>>174689737
Ask her to take your virginity.
>>174689737
>>174689657
Long term serious relationship, abstaining till marriage, proposing when she least expects it (in the good way), having a big wedding, being ready to commit.
What happens when you force two awkward woman who are extremely self conscious about their bodies and get extremely uncomfortable from being intimate into having sex with each other?
>>174689737
>>174689657
Marriage
>>174689945
What would you do if every time your senran got naked, Minori would show up and hide her privates from you and tell you to get married before doing weird things?
Boob morning /skg/, are we fine and dandy today?
>>174690054
I hope that Ryoubi never gets big boobs.
>>174690632
god, me too
her tits are fucking perfect the way they are
>>174690693
She doesn't seserve big boobs for being such a bitchy cunt
>>174690817
Do you think she'd scream and call me names if her tits got me really hard and made me want to fuck her?
>>174690054
>>174679781
Miyabi confirmed to prefer small boobs!
Who stole soft?
This thread is full of child molesters
>>174690970
Miyabi likes small boobs, not flat boobs.
>>174691046
You're a child molester.
>>174691046
Joke's on you, my Senran is over 18.
>>174691086
What about negative boobs?
>>174691046
australia go back to australia
>>174691046
I happen to only enjoy mature women
>>174691171
>BTRT
Ryoubi is one of the only things in my life that satisfies my need for flat chested women.
Fuck lolis flat lolis are fucking nothing they suck, I need WOMEN with flat chests.
>>174691339
In what regard she's a woman? Lolis can have fat asses too.
>>174691339
No, fuck YOU.
>>174691997
She's taller than Mirai?
>>174691236
Ryouna didn't have an "I" and had to use a "T" instead!
>>174691339
>Fuck lolis
Don't push me Anon! I'm trying!
I will beat Ryona!
>>174692109
So Asuka is loli just because she's short too?
I bet Ryoubi farts a lot because she's full of hot air and has a big butt.
Yes? This is Anon's wife you're talking to.
>>174693335
Is Anon good wife material?
>>174693568
Does the guy who hates every Senran hate anon?
>>174692807
I will beat Ryouna at fighting games!That's a lie, I'm the worst at fighting games
>>174693825
I'll beat her at alot of things!
Boardgames, Card games, video games, physically.
I'll never loose to ryouna!
>>174693310
That seems like sound logic to me.
>>174694174
Why did you post a pic of plank wearing a bikini?
>>174693923
But by winning against her, she's the one actually winning by enjoying her loss!
>>174694341
That just means we both win!
What a perfect relationship.
>>174693923
Ryouna is going to beat you!
This neet is ready for marriage, I asked her family for permission and now all I have to do is cure her from her anxiety.
should I call the FBI about an attempted mailbombing?
I want to make Haruka ahegao!
>>174694716
D-define "beat"
>>174694901
No, leave her to me.
I'll give her a good home
>>174694932
Not possible. Haruka already makes stupid faces all the time naturally. You can't make someone ahegao if they're already ahegao-ing on their own.
>>174692182
You're going to lolicon prison forever.
>>174694932
I want to make Mistress ahegao by doing whatever she says!
>>174695134
Don't underestimate me.
>>174695134
Any sauce on this one?
>>174695329
I want to make Mistress Miraismileby doing whatever she says!
>>174695558
Smiling and ahegaoing are the same thing to Mistress Haruka! By being a perfect little slave I can kill two birds with one stone!
The Chess Master made her move. Now it's your turn Anon.
>>174696380
I mash wakeup Shoryuken and see if she falls for it.
>>174696363
That doesn't make any sense, but OK!
>>174695095
>>174694901
No, leave her to me. I'll give her good educations so that she can enter Harvard University.
Awaken, sons of man.
It is morning.
>>174696936
fuck you
>>174696936
it's 3PM you lazy bum.
>>174696936
Let's hunt Yoma.
>>174696936
Son of man?
>>174697276
It's something the angels sometimes call humans in the hebrew bible.According to the wiki, anyways.
>>174697432
Also used to refer to prophet Ezekiel
>>174697432
Kagura is the cutest little servant of The Almighty!
The day Anon was born is the darkest day in human history
>>174697819
Sexiest servant of Our Lord, more like.
>>174697985
You're right! I'm going to sexualize loli Kagura even if it means Yahweh will punish my soul for eternity!
>>174698073
Literally an Angel sent down by Adonai to this Earth!
>>174696936
Best gilf
Stop being stupid.
>>174698686
Let's post Haruka
>>174698686
Make me
>>174698686
But that would discriminate against Hanabi!
>>174698686
can't stop being stupid if you were already stupid
we smart
>>174698795
My brain hurt
>>174698686
You first.
>>174698718
[x] Pet
>>174685507
>>174682487
I'd fix her. It'd be worth it.
>>174683356
Pretty fucking dumb.
>>174698686
>>174698686
>>174698769
>>174700294
See! Look what you did! I hope you feel bad now!
I'll protect my hometown with my life
>>174701152
Must be some really flexible lives!
>>174701276
They're just flabby and stretched as shit. Anon didn't age gracefully.
>>174700294
Who put their hands on the back of their head while crying?
>>174701464
>Page 8
We can't let the boobs die here, not now
>>174702591
Fuck that. Let them die.
Come to bed
>>174682615
>>174683010
>tfw no Hikage daki
>>174702874
Giving Kat kittens.
>>174701464
it's because she feels ashamed! She knows she's not very smart and it makes her embarrassed!
>>174702871
>You will never go to bed with Hibbers
>>174703413
>>174703836
ONE
MILLION
BABIES!
>>174703939
Girls can't make babies with girls
>>174704024
They can try.
watching buster keaton films with Hanabi! The only sound is her laughter!
>>174704329
I recognize that artist
>>174704329
why are Senran feet so lewd?
>>174705695
Post ninja feet
>>174706396
>>174706396
>>174706396
I only fap to rape, what are the best SK rape doujins?
>>174705695
They aren't! The thing that's lewd is you for being a pervert that sexualizes feet so much!
Filling Yumi with semen!
>>174708668
Estival Versus, because it raped the series.ANONYMOUS claimed this post was a joke.
>>174708668
https://exhentai.org/g/946847/75c2916b55/
>>174709929
>Gessen
Nice. I love those girls. Thanks.
>page 8
>>174710916
Why is squib confessing her love for page 8
>>174710995
She's confessing her love for me.
>>174711298
Is Miyabi afraid of you then? Because she's always freaking out about page 8.
>>174711393
Miyabi is more afraid of page 9 anf the dreaded page 10
>>174712831
Ikaruga is a ____
>>174713360
n idiot!
>>174713360
good girl
>>174712976
High Impact Sexual Violence
I had a most pleasant dream where I ate vanilla icecream with gummy bears in it.
What a lovely dream.
>>174713696
...skeegee stop be from going to the store to get vanilla icecream and gummy bears I'm too heckin' tired to go buy treats.
>>174713360
big girl
>>174714597
/skg/ - Ecchi/Alternative and Aviation General
I LOVE IKARUGA
I want to give Mistress Haruka a nice relaxing massage after a long day of ninjaing!
Haruka's fat tats!
>>174715967
>Haruka's fat
True.dat
>>174715967
>Haruka's fat tats!
>Haruka's fat
>Haruka is fat
>>174715967
I wanna suck on Ikaruga's YamaTOES!!!!!
>>174716089
>>174716085
Don't be mean about the Mistress! Being mean to people is her job!
>>174716098
I want to sleep between them.
booty big like mount fuji
Good morning boobgen
I see you have 217 posts and 37 images remaining
>>174716317
What was that? Bully Haruka time?
Alright /skg/
If you can make it to the bump limit without hitting the image limit, I'll post my story.I keep rereading and tweaking things I need to stop
>>174716489
Stop it! The Mistress isn't for bullying, she's for being nice to and being sat on by!
>>174717170
Hikage's boobs belong to Mirai!
>>174713360
public toilet
>>174716636
Sitting on Haruka? What a great idea!
Can we all agree that Mirai and Hikage make a cute couple and they need to get married?
>>174718183
You're a monster anon, not even Dogen would go to such extremes
>>174718936
But Hikage already forced me to marry her!
>>174718936
>>174719145
It's okay, liking Mirai doesn't make you a pedo, you don't need to hide it.
>>174718936
Don't you have a web novel to write, Mirai?
FUCK OFF REEEE
It's Western Yumi posting time again, eh?
>>174719243
No, Mirai does lame hetero shit.
Yumi is the one who writes yuri fanfiction.
>>174719356
Yes, fuck off.
I'm gonna protect Yumi from bullies
Don't you dare bully her
>>174719929
Miyabi has a weird tiny boob!
>>174719929
>Miyabi makes the drink
>spikes it with a shitton of vodka and doesn't realize everyone else is underaged
>Nobody else drank alcohol before
What happens to Yumi, Asuka and Homura?
>>174719356
wtf is western yumi?
>>174720014
Miyabi is perfect! And feminine and girly!
DO NOT BULLY HER!!!!!
Sometimes I drink my own pee and pretend it's a Senran's.
>>174720129
Some retarded comparison a faggot made.
>>174720129
Hikage, of course.
She's the west's Yumi.
>>174720103
Pretty sure all of them would notice the taste and stop drinking.
>>174720129
I want toFUCKYozakura!!!!
>>174720103
Why do I get the feeling the even though Miyabi can drink alcohol, she probably doesn't like and can't tolerate it very well
>>174719929
Homura is really good at sucking!
>>174720176tiny boob
>>174720354
No way, Miyabi is a good mixologist and hides to sting of alcohol very well with fruity juices!
Asuka, Yumi and Homura only taste a sweet tang!
>>174720635
I'll make you taste a sweet tang!
With my penis!
>>174720512
No way, Miyabi's a tank, she runs on alcoholIt's Imu who can't handle a drink and gets shitfaced if you so much as breath on her. But Imu drinks anyway because she likes doing it with Miyabi.
>>174720709
Gross.
Sounds like you need to wash up m8.
>>174720635
No amount of flavoring will hide the taste of a "shitton" of vodka, anon.
But if they manage to get drunk they'll probably end up naked and sleeping with each other.Nonsexually.
>>174720861
>Imu
>not being able to hold a drink
You must be retarded. She has to be able to drink to be able to put up with having Murasaki as a sister.
>>174720863
I'll wash up with your saliva!
On my penis!
>>174719726
>>174720892
>No amount of flavoring will hide the taste of a "shitton" of vodka, anon.
Miyabi's gonna take that as a challenge, anon.
>>174721010
Let her. I'd like to have a taste.
>>174720982
Anon, please. Imu loves her imouto.
>>174720982
>You must be retarded
Simmer down, edgy, he's just speculating.
>>174721119
But that doesn't mean she likes her.
>>174721229
...She likes her too!
>>174719929
Did Yumi get the B to show off how well she can go vacuum for all those otaku NEETs?
>>174721249
I doubt it.
More like she puts up with her, and that's why she has to drink so much!
>>174721447
If you doubt it then that means you haven't played a couple games.
>>174721447
Imu has trouble understanding Murasaki, she doesn't always agree with what she does, but she wants her to be happy and a part of her life!
She likes her!
>>174721112
I want to have a taste tooOf Miyabi that is
>>174721632
God there's something magical inImu_____that makes me rock hard, too bad her stupid sister ruins everything.
>>174721632
She's just doing what she feels is her duty as an older sister.
She's taking on the responsibility of taking care of that useless sack of flesh since no one else will.
Once she turns Murasaki into a productive member of society, she can get that burden off her back. Pretending to like her to draw her out of that room is the easiest way to accomplish this.
Quick, confess your deepest, darkest Senran secret!I haven't seen the OVA and I'm honestly not planning to.
There's really no reason someone like Imu 'would' like Murasaki, is there?
Honestly, if they weren't sisters, I think Murasaki is the type of person Imu would detest.
>>174721998I like all the senrans.
>>174721998I just skipped through the OVA and only watched the parts where Ryouna was giant.
>>174721998I keep forgetting to finish SK2 because everytime I remember the game exists I'm reminded of the shit Orochi fight were the majority of the cast get absorbed for no reason other than to make Asuka and Homura look better.
>>174721998After having watched the OP of Estival Versus, I closed the game. I haven't booted it since and don't plan to do so in the near future.That was on its European release day.
>>174721998I started with the anime.
>>174721998
I really fucking hate the gameplay in literally all of these games and I don't really like any of the girls either
>>174722081
That's how siblings work sometimes. Blood ties van be the only thing they have in common.
>>174721828
>Kind of a bitch but still tries to be nice to others, like some sort offshoot of tsundere
>Is pretty responsible and sisterly/motherly
>Can flipflop between being a cold hardass and a swooning hopeless romantic
>Cute as fuck
I think those are some things I really like about her
>>174722225
>doesn't like the cast
>doesn't like the games
Why are you even here then?
>>174721632
This is actually a nice little short scene
I'm play they put it in the OVA
>>174722338
He's aliar.
Or just retarded, maybe.
>>174722338I like you guys
>>174722081
>I think Murasaki is the type of person Imu would detest.
No doubt about it. But the love of imouto and onee-san is powerful.
>>174722496
gay
>>174722496
Fuck you.
>>174722496I like you too Anon, keep on rocking
>>174722720
Fuck you too.
>>174722658
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
>>174721998This series turned me on to flat chests. I can guarantee you that 99.99% of all flatposting is me and I'm not even exaggerating with that estimate.Also I'd like Minori even more if she had a flat chest, but its the heart behind the boobs that matters, not the boobs themselves.
I want to flirt with Miyabi until she starts to swoon.
I'll start dating her and then one day when she's got her guard down after sex I'll capture her and lock her up in my dungeon.
From there, I'll message cute_shutin telling her that I've kidnapped Miyabi. Of course she'll tell her sister and they'll come to rescue her together.
I'll kill Murasaki in front of Imu and this will trigger her root of calamity.
Sure, I'll die... but interesting things should come of this.
>>174722980
>Also I'd like Minori even more if she had a flat chestI feel the same. Flat chest would suit her way better instead of being an oppai loli.
>>174723168
>I (male) want to flirt with Miyabi (cute lesbian woman) until she starts to swoon.
Plans over before they started, anon.
>>174722980
You and me are one and the same
>>174722980
>game about oppai turns people into DFCfags
Ryoubi and Mirai are too strong! Someone has to stop them!
>>174723279
>game about oppai turns people into DFCfags
Yeah funny how things turn out, huh?I still like all boobs from A to Z though.
>>174721998I once fapped to that image of Yumi being decapitated.
>>174723168
I feel the urge to murder Anon
>>174723565Please post it, I want to fap too.
>>174723168
>>174723565
>>174723614
You're the worst kind of scum.
>>174723279
>>174723614
>>174723168
this is a bad post
>>174723258
>Miyabi (cute lesbian woman)
this is also a bad post
>>174721998I fapped to little kagura multiple times
>>174724384
We need a bad post police.
>>174724384
Miyabi and Imu are still alive at the end and Imu becomes the strongest senran!
GOOD POST!
>>174724529
Shit post.
>>174724447
>>174721998I've played every game within a week of their respective release dates and have never once taken the stories seriously. The direction the series is heading does not bother me because of this, but sometimes I feel like I'm chilling in a chair and sipping tea while the ship I'm riding is on fire and sinking and everyone is screaming and running around me.
>>174724624
What's even bad about it?
>>174721998I miss how violent the New Hebijo story was.
I really liked it.
>>174724639
Not as bad as some of the other recent posts.
Close, but not quite.
This is Murasaki.
She is at the pool. She doesn't like to swim, but finds it relaxing to sit on inflatable pool toys and float on the surface of the water.
Please do not splash her.
>>174725876
I don't even need to do anything.
>>174725876
Ha ha, now what bitch?
>>174725876
>tfw Bebe is way sexier than Murasaki could ever become
>>174726159
NEET
>>174725146
Name one thing worse.
>>174726231Ni**ER
>>174724921I wish they went full steam and accept that it's a non-cannon story. Ending with either only Ryoubi and Ryouna alive realizing that all they did brought them nothing, or just Imu having lostt everything and in despair.
>>174721998Gessen and New Hebi are infinitely better characters and more interesting than Friendship The School and Previously Evil But Now Also Friendship The School.
>>174726512
They really pussied out. Could have been a good ending.
>>174726512
Well with the way it went, it would have Miyabi and Imu alone together again.
I literally started this series off playing the Hebijo story first. The other stories were tame and boring by comparison, I almost didn't finish them.
>>174727401
Good end!
>>174727541
...Imu, let me remind you that Murasaki dies.
>>174726668
>muh kurokage the school
>more interesting than anyone
Let's all talk about how great, amazing and perfect Mistress Haruka is for the rest of the thread!
>>174690054
Miyabi has wooden toes.
Asuka is literally killing this series.
She's too nice, she just makes friends with all the villains and turns them nice.
I bet she'd even turn Dougen nice if she got a good chance to chat with him like she did with Homura.
I want to finger Yumi's butthole.
>>174728036
Fuck off, Yumi.
>>174728036
>Asuka makes Dougen stop being such a dick
>By extension, Orochi is now not a dick either
>Dougen and Orochi appear to help the rest of the characters defeat Shin and chill with them the next time we get a beach game
FUND IT
>>174728080
>>174728036
This. Asuka sucks.
>>174728219
I would pay big money to see another playable male character, but after Murasame it's not happening.
Thanks, Japan!
>>174727997
>Look Mistress I did it again!
>>174728307
>wanting men in senran kagura
I want the faggots to leave
>>174728264
Your face sucks.
Does /skg/ havea 3D waifu?
>>174728614
I know a girl who has/had a crush on me, does that count?
>>174728356
We've already got Miyabi, might as well go all of the way now.
Asuka is at the top of Senki Shu's most wanted list.
A bounty has been placed on her head for the unwilling conversion of all evil shinobi students into good shinobi students.
As of this day, no one has successfully assassinated Asuka before being turned good by the vicious criminal, even though the bounty keeps growing.
>>174728219
Dougen is actually not such a bad guy once you get to know him!
>>174729023
Dude just wanted to be with his waifu, that's something I feel we can all respect here at /skg/
>>174727541
...Pretty good end!
>>174729117
Orochi dumped him for Anon
>>174727713
Good!
>>174726668
Too bad now they're we fight for justice and friendship the school and we say we're evil, but secretly love friendship the school
Titfuck
>>174729838
Drinking at the bar with Dougen!
Dougen crying his eyes out over being dumped by Orochi!
>>174728251
>>174728080
Her back is turned! Now's your chance, anon!
>>174728307
>add playable male character
>make him not fun to play at all
>no customization so you can't even goof around
>also have him as the sole DLC character when Kagura and Naraku were already in the game with more interesting movesets but not playable
Everything about Murasame's inclusion was a slap in the face. I'm sure there are people who would still hate him just because he's a dude even if he was actually fun to play. But he's not fun to play and your argument is stupid.
>>174728614
M-maybe
>>174730852
>Kag and Nara have scrolls and combos and everything
>Not playable at ALL EVER
WHAT THE FUCK
>>174731817
The weirdest part, is that I think someone here or in an interview I read said they had no intention of making Kagura or Naraku playable. Which was fucking stupid. Especially for Naraku since she has combos and everything.
>>174732094
The bosses are more than likely programmed in similar ways to playable characters, even if they aren't intended to be playable.
>>174715967
>beach brap
>>174731817
They don't have combos, just ninpos.
>>174732672
The yoma generals for sure, since they're just palette swaps. (The in-story explanation for how they were made is retarded as shit though)
Finish the thread already bakas I wanna post my dumb lewd story in the new one
which Senran has a vag00 that looks like an Arby's sandwich?
>>174734698
Imu
Describe your senran without saying what she looks like, what kind of outfit she wears, or her role or actions in the story.
>>174734698
Minori
>>174735023
She's a bitch.
>>174735023
She's perfection.
>>174735023
Katsuragi!
>>174735023
Literal perfection
>>174735023
Miyabi
>>174735023
is a big dingus
>>174735023
snek
>>174720892
>>174721010
>>174721112
Any of you ever have an Irish Trash Can?
I swear I could not taste the alcohol in those. But they get you trashed like nothing else.
>>174735023
mommy
>>174735023
the biggest dork among a group of really dorky girls!
Oh no! Doctor Orochi and Baron Dougen have launched an all out attack on the Hanzo Power Plant! Thankfully Professor Kurokage left
behind a giant robot with the power to become either a Yumi or a Yoma for your senran to use!
Quick! What is it's super special attack?
>>174737194
Youmu is a Senran?!
>>174737428
no, I have no idea who that is, but my Senran is the Dorkiest Senran.
Why there are so few Senran Kagura doujins? Don't nips like to fap to SK?
>>174738020
The more lewd the source material, the less porn it receives
Or at least that's how it seems
>>174738020
>so few
mate there are a ton.
Also a shitton of them don't get scanned.
>>174737194
>dork
>noun
>a dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person.
>North American vulgar slang
>the penis.
That's a really mean thing to say about your senran.
>>174738312
she's kind of socially inept, especially because she pretends to be like, really popular.
>>174738256
I don't think so. Just look at doujin.org and you'll see.
>>174738419
Whoa, an actual description
>>174738542
>redirects to spyware
Define "Senran" /skg/.
>>174738838
It roughly translates to "war flashers"
>>174738838
A female main character from the Senran Kagura series of video games, anime, manga and various other formats.
[filler post]
>>174738696
doujinshi.org
Sorry, for the wrong link.
>>174738838
Cute ninja boobies doing cute ninja boobie things.
>>174738256
>>174738256
There aren't. Just compare with touhou, there are over 20k doujins on sadpanda, while SK barely has 200.
>>174739846
>comparing to touhou
what even comes close to it?
>>174739846
You don't think setting 2hu as a bar is kind of ridiculously high?
>>174739961
Shipgirls.
>>174739961
Kancolle.
Still the the difference is astonishing.
>>174739846
And again, because SK isn't as popular, the doujins aren't all sought out and a shitton of things don't get scanned. There's a pretty decent amount of doujins but they only exist on semen stained paper.
>>174740258
Compared to Touhou, where if someone fucking sneezes on a tissue and it kind of looks like Yuuka then the entire world collectively goes rapid trying to track it down to upload it.
>>174740041
>You don't think setting 2hu as a bar is kind of ridiculously high?
Oh, I don't want SK to have as much pornografy as 2hou. (actually I do, but you understood, I don't expect for that to happen).
However, Senran has been around for a while and it could have a bit more of doujins.
>>174740258
>There's a pretty decent amount of doujins but they only exist on semen stained paper.
Actually most of them are scanned. Doujinshi.org says there are 196 SK doujins and 143 are on Sadpanda.
>look for good, wholesome, loving SK doujin
>majority involves faceless old men or tentacle yoma or death
Stop this.
>>174740632
They should make more vanilla/yuri doujins.
>>174740632
Take this my friend, my favorite of all SK doujins
https://exhentai.org/s/b80ef82263/606587-4
>>174740632
You want the one where Mirai goes to a love hotel and meets an old man and it starts out really rapey but the old man is actually pretty nice to Mirai.
>>174740923
>Mirai
nah
>>174740632
https://exhentai.org/g/571785/5b2345aab4/
IIRC there's no Ryouna doujin. That sucks.
I'm a Pokemon Master
Sheknowbee
Haruka Kick!
Hidden Nipple
Hard mode: Dry sex
>>174740906
>>174741138
This is... adequate. Safe journeys friends.
Boobies
Miyabi is for __________
>>174742340
giving all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too.
describe happy yomis to me
>>174742491
Beansprouts as far as the eye can see.
>>174742340
becoming a vegetable.
>>174742491
3 for 1 sprouts at your local Ollie's store.
>>174742491
Money
Coatbot is a perfectly balanced machine, I feel we should dedicate a thread to how well made it is!
>>174742491
Moyashi no problems
Describe Yomi without using the words "beansprouts" or "poor"
>>174742860
Cute, refined, strong.
dinner
HARUKA!
>>174742860
Communist
Socialist
yare yare daze
BOOTY BUTT
BOOTY BUTT
MECHA BRAP
I'm making the quote thing wait
>>174743785
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZGnJWVUVhg
Hayaku
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