>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s
>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Previous thread:
>>174439931
Fareeha isa qt
nerf soldier
Where you at? post that shit.
Genji needs a Kamen Rider skin, it would be damn coolalso 5 characters with Power Rangers/Super Sentai skins
>>174476061
I cant think of a single game that has hook mechanics that isnt hyper-cancer
They always have obscene range, are always bugged in favor of the person doing the hook, and always result in a one hit kill
Even if you can dodge every single one, you have no answer to your teammates getting constantly hooked
Worst idea ever implemented into video games
Where do i put the turret?
>literally one win away from top 500
>person picks pharah against mccree and soldier, doesn't switch entire round
well at least i got invited to being voted on playing in the world cup
anyone else got invited to being voted on?
Canon!
>get good team
>other team has a leaver
>comes back immediately so he can dodge
>kicked out of game
>next game
>dogshit teammates from peru
why won't Blizz crack down on this shit?
>>174476218
>Fourze Pharah skin
I'll take one, and four duplicates.
>europoors waking up
>thread quality going down in high velocity
Why does this happen every day?
>>174476438
It looks like a fighting game vs. screen. Guess it's canon that they're going to beat each other up.
>>174476218
D.Va pink ranger
Tracer yellow ranger
Reaper black ranger
Ana blue ranger
Can't decide on who should be red.
>>174476438
Not until we see a kiss, boy.
>>174476510
do you really think europeeing neets wake up at 2 AM?
I want to see Mercy do the horizontal hokey pokey with some black guys
>>174476149
>Both highlight intros
>Butchin' Torb
>Had to buy Combat Medic Ziegler
I also bought Pushups because good for bm'ing and it's kinda hot
>>174476061
Do I risk playing during cyka blyat hour, lads?
>>174476218
would be appropriate, greyfox isnt enough. at least we have skullomania zenyatta.
>>174476484
>fourze
my friend of numbanian descent
>ana is my most played champion
>70% accuracy, prioritise healing the correct targets, can reliably heal our genji/tracer diving the enemy team
>always communicate with my team, shotcall, use nano liberally with warning
>rarely die, usually scare off flankers and grenade the enemy tanks if possible or ours/self if needed
>only 39% winrate when my next most played hero Rein has a 60% winrate
what the fuck am I doing wrong
>>174476858
you cant trust people to play their roles well, even if you can play your role well
>It's a "Teammtes break their x button trying to call for heals, but they break line of sight to me immediately" episode
>>174476149
>TFW i never use genji or hanzo (or DPS in general)
>TFW i wanted mercy since i saw the new skin
>TFW i play mercy daily
>give Orisa harmony orb
>"we are as one, my sister"
Zenyatta is such a nice omnic
>>174476721
>>174476218
How about a Faiz Tracer skin?
>>174476149
>30 loot boxes
Look at this team, we're gonna do great!
do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.
xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match
pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff
>>174476384
people like you make me hate myself, I suck at every game I love. and knowing I'll never get to the top ranks sucks.
>>174477183
commie
>>174477078
I've gotten that hanzo training emote 4 fucking times.
This game is pretty bad.
Production quality and gameplay is mostly fine
Tracer, DVA and roadhog are just annoying to play against, you can't effect them or kill them unless you are one of the handful of characters.
Secondly, I can have 3-5 golds, get POTG, try and communicate yet still be bitch-tier scapegoated by my team.
>>174477183
Im on pc and have the best of everything and im really good. I can tell you it all doesn't matter when blizzards rng MM wants you to lose it'll happen. No hands teammates vs smurfs.
>>174476128
Fareeha iscute!
>>174477183
>he actually believes hardware makes you a better player
>>174477150
>Look at this, team. We're gonna do great!
My wives
>enemy Genji sneaks behind our team
>starts doing his weeb japanese screaming routine and jumps on us
>by sheer luck manage to spin around 180 degrees and put a bullet on his head
>when he respawns he just goes and does it again
Is this one of those "don't kill Genji TOO fast" things I keep hearing about? I don't recall any other character being like this, except maybe Reinhardt
>>174477331
I just have to have comms muted every game. Very game I carry and every game that isnt a win
I get blamed while carrying.
>>174477347
Having the game on a ssd and instalocking is a pretty sweet feeling.
>When Rein melees you it knocks your character around effectively stunlocking you
Is this a new thing or did I just not notice this before
>>174477183
how important is a 144hz monitor anyways
I have a budget 60hz one. Not like I can run 144FPS anyways.
Oh cool, I didn't know Tracer had a Britney Spears skin
>>174477183
That's why I play better on my 15 inch laptop than my 24 inch monitor on my desktop.
>>174477515
>Not like I can run 144FPS anyways.
if you can't get 144 fps or more on all lowest at 1080p
it is really time to upgrade your potato
>>174477518
dafuq does dat skin have to do with ms speras
>>174477515
the difference is night and day. once you've seen it irl, you'll never be able to go back to 60
120hz ulmb > 144hz though
>>174477183
I'm in GM/top 500 with a shitty 40-60 fps and I play mostly soldier/mccree, hardware means nothing as long as it's not unplayably bad
>>174477605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
>>174477678
>I'm in GM/top 500 with a shitty 40-60 fps
proof?
>>174477119
>>"we are as one, my sister"
This sounds lewd.
>>174477401
>>174477515
It really looks very nice, it's like going from 30 fps to 60 fps. I got myself a ViewSonic XG2401 for a monitor, which from all I've read is one of the best 1080p 144hz monitors out there. It's fucking great.
Anyone else having huuuge lag spikes?
>it knows
>>174477336
She's nice when she looks serious too
>>174476858
Are you me? It feels awful, man.
>enemy duo queue is a pharmercy raping our team
>because our duo instapicked hanzo and genji because that's all they can play
>>174476218
who is the Tommy of OW? whoever that is should be green ranger
>>174477784
I want her to look at me with that face while shefemdoms me.
>>174477119
>>174477745
>>174477992
>no zenyatta/orisa porn
>>174477879
>Soldier, McCree and Widow all get instalocked
>None of them shoot at the enemy Pharah regardless of whether or not she has a Mercy with her
Bleu
>get to GM
>huge storms take out internet for 3 weeks
>mfw grinding through diamond again
>>174476061
>tfw bullying reins and hogs as lucio
feels good
>>174478141
mid / low diamond is horrible.
i would argue that climbing out of it is pure chance, since you never know what kind of teammate youll get
>>174477971
>tfw she'll never bite your ear before telling you she always gets her prey
>Guy says hes gonna carry
>Gets shit on all game
Im just gonna leave the game next time I hear someone say theyre going to carry
>>174476593
>half of games someone on the team is complaining about how someone isn't dealing with pharah like it's one person's job; better yet it's a junkrat who doesn't want to switch to a hitscan
>people walking right into obvious junkrat traps right outside of spawn
>can contest payload with no one on the other team paying attention because nobody likes to play the objective
>can unmech multiple times and dance around as zero suit d.va because everyone has shit aim
>soldiers trying to hunt pharahs down near ledges only to get blasted off
>get 40+ sr per win and only -10 per loss
I love silver
>>174478246
I don't think anything above diamond is any better because you'll trigger half your team if you don't pick soldier 76/roadhog/ana/rein
>>174478246
The entire region of mid plat to mid diamond is a shithole because it's where the placement system dumps every shit Genji/Hanzo/Widow/Junkrat faggot that can shit on QP pubs and farm potgs against disorganized teams but can't do shit in a comp environment.
>>174478246
Thats every single tier ever
One game you get good teammates and another you get people who are magnetically attracted to roadhogs hook
>players below diamond
I can't even.
>>174478084
>wanting zenyatta porn
Why do you want to soil pure things?
>>174478530
Not him but we do need more Orisa porn
>>174478464
Some people have a day job, bills, taxes, and don't have the reflexes of a 14 year old
>The only good niccer is a dead niccer
What did he mean by this?
>>174478612
but i'm top 500 with a job and i'm only 23
i only play this game one or two hours every other day
reflexes peak at 25-30 yrs old
your point?
>>174478464
How can anyone be that bad? The ones with more that 2 stars should honestly commit LUL
>>174478757
idk man, I felt like I dominated fps games on pc a lot better back when I was 15-16 yrs old. Im 26 now
>>174478757
that not everyone has a part time job and spends every hour they're not there obsessing about this game
>>174478819
you probably just don't play enough
or you don't have a good mouse and 144hz screen
>Jews ain't gonna kill themselves
How does Blizzard get away with shit like this?
>>174477119
Does Orisa have any pre-game interactions, yet? I swear I heard her say something about Rein during the middle of a match the other day.
>>174478626
ajhilfkhasljdlkjsa everyone else is a nigger
regards reinhardt
>pharmercy vs enemy pharmercy
>both our pharah's die
>enemy mercy and i 1v1 each other with pistols
>we both can't aim for shit
>roadhog comes around the corner and sees us
>watches for a while
>leaves
>finally manage to kill enemy mercy
>dominance asserted
I really should practice my aim a bit more desu.
>>174478857
i play overwatch every day at least an hour minimum, I don't have 144hz but I didnt back then either
>>174478757
Nice bait. I'm over 30 and a pro Widow
>>174478969
>healslut blogging
where can i subscribe?
>>174476061
Is there an agreed upon best team for the Uprising mode yet? I feel like I've seen the best things out of Mercy, Bastion and Reinhardt, with either an Orisa or a Torb filling things out.
>>174478869
>I have BIG PLANS for jews!
What did they mean by this?
>>174479030
well then jesus christ yes you are held back by a shitty 60hz screen, literally nothing else matters. just get one and you will climb to gm within a day or two
>>174478757
That's cute, I'm in the top 100 list with junkrat playing only a single comp game every day as a 43 year old surgeon.
>>174478140
Love the smug
>>174478840
im pretty close to gm and i play barely enough to avoid rank decay
>>174479138
>I'll be watching over jews
Really?
>>174476794
I'm not into Genji but that art is nice
sauce pls
What is the meta for Uprising?
>tfw you tank goes too deep
>Still no OC dildo porn called Oversize
>>174479285Kill everything that moves
>>174479285
Orisa zen torb bastion
>Hanzo's scatter arrow is still bullshit, which is the only reason anyone ever insta locks him
fix when
>>174478391
thats diamond in a nutshell, just need to add Sym and Mercy mains as well
>>174478464
I dont care about rank, I already decayed because I dont play this game enough to actually stay in the rating nor do I want too
I literally dont understand people who actively play this game for hours a day without getting sick or playing something else
why is every hero gay
>>174479139
what's a semi decent mouse?
>>174479489
Iktf tbqh I just play for boxes
>>174478757
>reflexes peak at 25-30
this is objectively untrue
they peak at 17 or thereabouts
>>174479546
latest fad is the newest logitech gaming series, if you have cash the wireless g403 is probably the best you can get right now, if not they also have cheaper wired ones with the 3366 sensor which is the best one right now
>>174477518
They look nothing like Britney Spears
>once again I get the shit dps picking duo queue while the enemy's duo are fucking gods
I have no control over my wins and losses
It's literally just matchmaking dicerolls
>>174477605
>>174479592
>people keep repeating this myth.
>same study into gamer reflexes said it doesn't matter what your age is.
>grind 4 hours
>junk boxes
>last box
>yellow drop
>Wadjet Ana
Wat do?
>>174479592
no, what you are saying is a myth
>>174479670
gawd thats gaudy as heeeeelll hows that even a photo like how did the photographer just take that and think he now has a photo that is good for release
>>174479679
>>174479828
I have a peer-reviewed study saying it isn't.
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0094215
What about you?
>>174478253
I'd rather shebite my neck
>>174479664
>its literally just dicerolls
congrats, you figured out comp
>>174479868
that it's bullshit and just wrong and outdated
>>174479237
>>174479798
buy boxes with real money
>>174480013
Good argument, fag.
>>174479868
Ive read the study people keep repeating incorrectly the findings were if there is a diffference (there isnt always because reflexes vary by person) the difference is so small as to male no difference in online games. Furthermore they said older peoples brains adapt to compensate.
You could theoreticallly have a 60+ gamer that was very good at fps games and there are actually gamers this old.
>>174476149
Mercy was the only must-get for me, so I'm happy I got it for free. I'm probably buying Edge-ji and/or Ironclad, but I wouldn't mind having Talon too.
>>174480108
>fag
what it's like being in plat
wish you were 17 so your peak reflexes could carry you higher?????????????
It was nice to be able to have a chuckle at this while I could.
>>174480117
They specifically state that the difference is large and measurable. Older pro players adopt better hotkey use to combat the rate of decay, but it's just a patchwork measure.
>>174480183
I'm 18, and I'm in masters. I'm just saying you're an insecure fag who can't deal with his time being almost up.
>>174479879
I want Fareeha to be my pet
>>174480337
yeah holler at me when you're in top 500 like me
i'm 23 and not getting any slower whatsoever
>99 v 99 Overtime
>Genji dashes upwards to Dragonblade
>Defeat
>>174480342
Why would you want that?
What's so appealing about that?
>>174480424
You're both faggots, I'm top 20
>>174476061
Is Timthetatman a good streamer to watch to see high level play? I just finished placements and got into plat and would like to climb towards diamond.
>>174480538
no lol
if you want to learn through watching people play, they need to be top 500
even grandmasters aren't really good
>>174480538
no he has trouble winning games in diamond with his smuf main is boosted
Got to platinum last sunday and today I lost 100 points because every game had a leaver/troll, I just fucking want to uninstall this game, what is the best shit I can do?
>>174480510
I'm number 1
>>174480424
>not getting any slower
Sure, gramps.
Keep telling yourself that over the next few years as your rankings slowly start to drop
>>174480605
Seagull a good guy to watch?
>>174480337
The study actually had the opposite conclusion to what you are saying.
They said that older games on top of good reflexes and experience develop better gamer sense a type of sixth sense in gaming that allows them to predict situations and anticipate better than younger players.
>use pistol to protect myself and add a bit of extra dps when everyone is topped off
>"fucking heal me mercy stop trying to be a battle mercy"
>rely on team to protect me and never use my pistol
>"you have a pistol for a reason, use it once in a while, we don't exist to protect you"
>>174480772
kiddo once we meet in-game in a match we'll see who's the quick and who's the dead alright
>>174480684
play the cyborg ninja
>tfw someone tells you to not pick mercy
>tfw you and the lucio swap places
>tfw the person that asked us to switch then says the new mercy was bad
>tfw the card at the end was for his healing as lucio
>>174480538
Nah. Also he's a loud obnoxious cunt.
Surefour, IDDQD, Taimou all good for raw skill.
But Ster is best streamer, and he's acute boy
>>174480747
THEN I MUST KILL YOU.
THEN I WILL BE NUMBER ONE.
Did they patch out the door glitch in uprising
>>174480856
Alright. Thanks bromania.
>>174480818
>use pistol to
Thats where you fucked up as Mercy.
>>174480818
>add a bit of extra dps when everyone is topped off
just boost someone, pistol is solely when you need to peel for yourself.
>invited to world cup
what do
>>174480865
I've seen other anons saying they have, yes.That's cute art!
>>174480774
he's a softbody faggot
>>174480825
fight me irl, pussy
>>174480790you think I didn't actually read it, don't you
>More generally, the effect of age is
comparable even to large changes in skill. After 24, the expected slowing due to an additional 15 years of age amounts to about 15% of the speed enjoyed by professional players over bronze ones. That is, the effect of age, even in what most consider young adulthood, can be expected to offset a sizeable proportion of what has taken older players hundreds or even thousands of hours to achieve.
>>174480990
Wear a sexualised tshirt covered in lewd overwatch waifu art
>>174480865
Yes
>>174480990
Enjoy watching high level play from the comfort of the seat your friend paid for :)
>>174480990
Go, it's a new experience and you'll regret not going in the long run. Doesn't matter how you play, everyone is expecting the gooks to win.
>>174481017
i'll fuck your ass small son
>>174481041
>>174481064
i mean i got invited to playing for my country
but people would have to vote for me/pick me and i really doubt that would happen anyway
>>174480990
what sr are u
>play widow
>switch from dot cursor to default whichis fuckhuge soldier-style crosshair
>aim improves dramatically
interesting
>>174480834
But why? Is he even good? Can i carry a game full of idiots with him?
>>174481154
>my country
This almost 100% confirms you're from a shit tier country or you'd just say which country you're from straight away
>>174481154
YOU GO AND SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY YOU LITTLE BITCH
IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE FOR YOU? FUCK THEM
VOTE FOR YOURSELF EVERYTIME, ALL THE TIME
NEVER LOSE
>>174481224
>>174481290
4400~
cute swedish boy
>>174481006
>>174481045
That sucks. Thats the one part my teammates keep fucking up. Thanks anons
>>174481326
>cute swedish boy
Firstly, pics.
Secondly how many times has your asshole been culturally enriched?
>>174481326
I'm also a qt Swedish boy
I'll vote for you
So Genji and McCree ran Blackwatch missions together?
Do you think they werefriends?
>>174481265
I use the massive crosshair for all accuracy heroes. For projectile heroes I use circle.
>>174481429
I like to imagine that Genji, Jesse, and Gabe bonding over being edgy.
>>174481271
If youre good enough you can. Atleast on EU you can just keep diving their healers until mid diamond cos thats when people start focusing you and actually hitting shots on you. Dont jew with the ult use it as soon as you can preferably when team is already going in or if you see an opening. Low rank players also fall for the meme of shooting into reflect if you just walk in front of their team and start deflecting and aim at their squishies.
If you guys only had gold for 1 event skin, between Blackwatch Genji or McCree, which would you buy?
>>174481429
The seem to compete over who's faster, McCree's bullets or Genji's speed.
>"You might be fast Genji, but you ain't faster than a bullet."
>"Why don't we find out."
>>174481650
Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>174481017
The age reflex thing is just kotaku reddit bait. Its attacking the fact that most of the gaming community is over 21.
Its just another one of the eye rolling games are for kids crap journalism.
Another shit meme is the arm aiming thing pushed by unhealthy people with medical issues that get sore wrists.
Trying to claim its the best way to play.
>>174481429
I want McCree and Genji to have some banter. Something like
>Genji: "The Cowboy and the Cyber Ninja working together. Sounds like a bad movie."
>McCree: "Hell, I'd watch it."
>>174481650
McCree. I want him to step on me with those ugly, ridiculous high-heeled boots.
mayonnaise
>>174481731
using entire arm with elbow as pivot point for aiming is objectively the best and healthiest way though
>>174481650
McCree.
Why the fuck would anyone willingly play Genji.
>>174481843
howdy kitty
>Hey guys im gonna go (garbage pick) but if it doesnt work out Ill switch
Translation:
>Hey guys Im gonna be fucking useless for 2-3 of the 4 minutes we have to cap the point but its okay cause I switched eventually right???
I want these people to be skinned alive
>>174481843
Jyoto da.
>>174481627
Ok thanks, should I try tracer too? Can i carry with her? I always play healer and I really cant do anything if my team is full of retards, i am not saying i am good, i have a lot to improve but i am feeling that it is impossible to get out of this rank, I dont want say it is elo hell, I really want to improve that is why i am here asking
>>174481909
The funny thing about Overwatch an the retardation of Blizzard not putting a scoreboard in is that you have to ASSUME who is playing the worst on your team, which will usually defer to a hero pick you don't like.
>>174481843
is this cat game worth playing
>>174482018
Yeah, or you could just not be blind and notice the epic attack widowmaker has killed one single person the entire round
Fuck off
>>174477193
I'm in the same boat. I just keep playing and enjoy what I can get.
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>guy instapicks symm on oasis
>solo tank
>fuck that and play what I want to play
>team gets salty at me and not the retard who picked symmetra
>all 5 leave except me
>make the other team suffer another round because I wont leave
wish I could take back all of the hours ive spent on this game
>>174481954
Dont know anything about tracer but there are just some unwinnable games that you have no control over. Tried to play winston on my smurf at first but he just didnt kill people fast enough so I just went with genji since he can basically oneshot people with righclick+dash and basically turn fights in an instant. Supports can really only make the game a bit more winnable but they cant turn a shitshow around.
>>174482269
You were the faggot in this situation.
>>174482247
Quality
>>174482434
it's missing the best one someone posted yesterday. still fucking laughing at it
>>174482408
of course I was
just like how you're the faggot in all situations, 24/7
>>174481650
I'd wait till the last day to buy anything.
Oh boy I placed 40 points higher than where I climbed to last season.
>>174481843
kys reddit tier images
>>174482501
This?
>>174481830
Why are all the OW girls such messy eaters?
>>174482646
no, it was the white ballerina skin and the legs where shortened but torso stretched, looked so fucking funny
>Not in the same galaxy as Reinhardt
>His ult still hits me
Hahaha like fix when hahaha
>>174482364
Thanks for your help anon, i dont want to sound like a faggot but i have a really shitty clinical depression problems and i am even medicated, i ended my last match crying and seeing somebody trying to help me made me feel better . Thank you. I will try my best
>>174482760Bonjour
>>174477193
Now apply that principle to EVERYTHING you ever try.
>>174482851
that's fucking it
so good
>>174482832
https://youtu.be/ATDDzKoymQc
>>174481843
howdy kitty
>>174482557
Im already higher than Ive been in previous seasons but I want that golden weapon so much
I dont even have 2k yet so I have to not only hit plat but get roughly 200 more points
I hate competitive so much
>>174482760
That wasn't mine, I only use screenshots of those that I encountered from my Widowmaker.
>>174482882
I dont suck at other stuff tho, just video games
>>174482851
I am dead
>>174482938
I only really do the placements but last season I was pretty close to plat so decided to try to climb. Got there on a win streak and stopped bothering, but its nice to see placements stuck me even higher than that. Might play a bit more so I end up with the 3k at the end of the season, but we'll see.
Good luck with your climb anon!
>team has a 2-3 stack that play awful but suck each other's dick
>they claim they collectively have 12 medals
>they were actually garbage and the reason we lost was because they stuck other players on heal-bitch heroes to make sure they have no impact
really makes you think how these people got to plat
>>174477193
I know that feel. For some reason I have a real mind for accounting and I'm fucking good at my job. I get paid well so I buy all the top of the line gaming gear etc. and I just want to be good at games. I've got a friend who's above 4000 SR but I have too much pride to ask to be carried. Not that I even want to be carried, I want to accomplish this shit on my own but I SUCK.
>>174478916
Not that I know of. They said that making such quick and easy things gets in the way of making characters and maps so they're put on hold until every four months or so.
>>174482851
thicc
>>174483181
>not first-picking the dps and telling them to go fuck themselves
>>174482269
symmetra is fucking good you retard
does anybody genuinely believe overwatch is a serious competitive game? Or is it treated as more of a funsies game in /owg/?
>>174483401
>I built this
>>174483460
No, the esports/competitive scene has slowly died, and blizzard went full retard with the "Overwatch League" which will fucking kill this games pro scene forever
>>174481830
yogurt
>>174483186
yup, all my friends are way better than me and I dont want to let their rating slide because of me
>>174483264
>wanting to get 4 man reported and get your main banned
Blizzard is too stupid to prevent groups from mass reporting you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHI still don't know how we finished legendary in that run with all the mistakes we made
>>174478969
I hate it went people ruin 1v1 like those. It makes me happy to know that Hog didn't ruin it.
>when you lose 2-3 but your teammates still call you "the best Sombra I've ever played with"
>>174483516
The overwatch league is just blizzard's attempt at keeping it's esports alive, it's just like their self funded starcraft and heroes of the storm esports. The only issue is that they say they do the selections so basically no one will care because the average player doesn't even have the ability to join/apply for it, therefor making the self funded esports competitions a waste of money for advertising.
>>174479524
Because SWJ
>>174483619
>I'll just peek a litt-
>BANG
I almost spat out my soda.
>>174483748
Sick Walrus Jugglers
>>174483723
The retarded thing with it though if they just didn't do it and let community do its things themselves, and instead only pulled a valve by only doing FUNDING for arenas and tournaments and nothing else, it would have been much better. instead they're going for full absolute control, retarded format etc and everybody thinks it's stupid and have lost interest already
>>174483619
That last one was 10/10
>>174483460
I always thought of it as a pretty casual game that's just for fun
>enemy mc click ulting
>take aim
>bodyshot
>roll into cover in case he fires early
>lucio boops me and baby dva back into the open
>he gets a triple
>potg
>>174483876
I think it's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS_qP2Z0d7c
>>174482269
>Someone didn't go the meta
>Better make it so we have no chance of winning
>>174483619
I don't understand how blizzard thought that making default bastion ult that lasts forever is a good idea for legendary. That's literally why it's an ultimate, it does 200 fucking damage on direct hit. ( or less, I don't recall them one shotting torb but maybe it's because I've always had armor on)
The only good thing about esports is soe
>>174484068
How the fuck is it great? have you seen what it has done with literally every team? the audience? not a single person likes it
>team is friendly and talkative for the first 5 minutes of the match
>when we start losing each and every single one of them turns into angry fucks who complain about every other player and also all of them apparently simultaneously have gold dmg and elims
Now I remember why I stopped playing comp
Remember anons: Always catch your friends when they're about to faint
>>174484387
I want both of these chocolate goddesses to rub their sweaty butts on my face
>haven't gotten potm in about 40-50 games
suffering
>>174484314
welcome to generation Z cancer
if you want a friendly community, play QL, QC or UT4. they're small but the average age is drastically higher and people are more enjoyable to be around. overwatch suffers from being popular.
>>174483876
The thing is thought that, random selection through gameplay observation will take forever and the entire way to rope in an esports audience like league and CS:GO is to at least put up the illusion that maybe the viewer can one day do the same and with this hand-picked system, no one will ever be interested.
>>174484164
No, she's a generic boring short haired chick.
>>174483748
Social Wendigo Jury?
Holy fuck playing against Symmetra is cancer
>>174484557
Shipping While Jealous
>>174484475
>tfw never heard a little kid in mic and am level 583
>most of them are probably the flamers in chat
>although the possibility that the flamers are all just whiny adults too
Why can't people understand video games are for entertainment: fun and when it stops being fun they can just put it down?
>tfw this is probably the only event where I wont get all the achievements
legendary is giving me a headache
>>174484152
Have to make it difficult, same reason the OR-14s have Orisa's specific upgrades.
Also, Bastion's shells in Tank Mode do 205 damage.
>>174484164
Jesus christ she's cute.
>>174484586
Don't play slow firing/reload/projectile heroes and she gets a lot easier to fight against. When I started playing McCree and Soldier again she just fucking drops to the headshots.stun and roll is good enough to escape her beam range
>>174483823
>>174484152
it's mostly torture for tracer who can only have 225 max, the fact that latency applies albeit so small, and the hitbox for the tank shell is just as wonky as old hanzo's arrows
why do autists in QP feel the need to let everyone know they joined the losing team late? we get it, its not your fault you lost
no one gives a fuck
>>174484651
Don't give up anon, I didn't think I'd ever get the snowhog spray but on the second to last day I got the achievement.
>>174484652
I feels too hard, imagine fighting against a soldier who only tactical visor forever and the hp of winston.
>>174476545
Be careful with that irony Blizz might actually do it.
>>174484889
I see this in the higher levels and it just makes me wish we could opt out of backfill so badly. Nothing gets me to press the X button faster than to start up the game and after 3 minutes of queueing I see the DEFEAT screen, or everything hasn't/won't load for the next 30 seconds of which is the time left too.
>Enemy Soldier bitching about Symmetra taking no skill
>He's literally playing the tutorial character with an aimbot ultimate
>>174484870
It's so fucking annoying as tracer too as the tank bastions recover from blink confusion extremely fast and have almost 0 delay before firing.
>>174485136
At least he has to ultimate before he could aimbot unlike Symmetra.
>>174481065 Senpai knows
>it's another "i'm going to overextend all the way back to the attackers' spawn by myself and then blame the healers when i get killed trying to spawncamp by myself" episode
>>174485069
It's even worse in CTF
>CTF
They just leave the moment it goes 0-1, you're missing 3 people, it goes 0-2, more people leave, new ones join in, it's 3-3.
Leavers are unpunished, new players get shat on. Doesn't make any sense.
>>174484870
>>174481154
Go. Tell us who you are and you will have my vote
>>174485136
It's almost like soldier can die though because he has a medium sized hitbox or something instead of spamming the space bar button and hoping you win. The only true aimbot in this game is a torbjorn turret but those have delayed firing.
i don't even play orisa
why do people even main heroes?
the kind of morons who only play one hero over and over no matter how hard they're being counterpicked and counterplayed just seem so dumb
there's a reason you can swap mid-game if you're getting raped by the other team
no need to still sit on junkrat and spam wasd in that order while holding m1 like a moron
Ana needs to be stopped.
>>174485448
In the lower ranks, symmetra is OP as fuck. bunny hopping, nobody can hit you
>>174485324
>tfw I am a ctf lover
It's a guiltly pleasure but this gamemode attracts some of the most retarded players ever. Leaving after losing the flag once, really? The worst thing though is they are never the retarded snipers that can't get it through their thick skulls that they can't shoot through barriers.
>>174481326
Then fight, for the freedom of your country
>heal roadhog while enemy keeps juking all his shots
>takes a breather
>misses his hook again
>pull pistol, pewpewpew, bop to the head
>switch back to healing
>"Thanks!"
>>174485473
Nice. Give her a try, I was skeptical but after a couple of games I fell in love with her kit and playstyle.
>>174485554
I know a guy who placed in bronze on his alternate account and climbed to gold without losing once because of symmetra.
>>174485515
It's the autistic idea of that maybe if they get good enough as this one hero, they'll be able to out skill their counters and join and esports team.
>>174485018
They'll hammer in that healslut and the omnic-looking cyka blyat are Frenching first.
STOP PICKING HANZO IN 3V3 YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>174477078
How much overwatch do you play to have unlocked that many?
>>174484136
>>Someone didn't go the meta
>that means I have to go meta
>Hanzo/Widow/I need healing meme exenteds to PvE now
STOP
FOR FUCKS SAKE
What's she smiling about /owg/?
>>174485864
That she got an event Legendary. Speaking of, I wonder what legendaries we will get next that aren't skins.
I'm diamond and never won more than two games in a row, ama. Dead serious. I play all day sometimes, like today. I won one lost one, lost one, won one on infinite loop. I've never had a win streak and I'm 5 stars.
>>174485864
My cock I just slid up her ass.
>>174485982
>ama
this isn't reddit
>jump before doing Earthshatter because it looks cool
>it becomes a habit
>>174484164
>Short hair.
>Tattoos
>Influences the design of Tracer with her degeneracy.
She should stay away from Overwatch, some people haven't normalized that shit.
>>174485982
Why do you think people want to ask you questions about a game that people own themselves and know about the forced 50 matchmaking.
>>174485864
That she doesn't have to deal with Reaper anymore. And because Soldier 76 is in such a state of morning he's an easy target to finish off. Mission complete.
>>174486090
Does she eat peach as much asTracer too?
Who is top Overwatch waifu and why is it Ana?
I want to lick Tracer's pooper
>>174486019
>hmph gérards was bigger
>>174486189
You mean Orisa
>>174486198
enjoy licking poop you fag.
>>174486135
Why the fuck did reyes become so edgy suddenly anyway.
>>174486189
She only stays top as long as S76 and Ana remain just friends. She's perfect that way.
>>174486289
He seems to be in constant pain due to his "condition".
>BUT I HAVE GOLD DAMAGE
>>174486123
It goes deeper than forced 50 imo. I've had games where I'm absolutely terrorizing the enemy team, but still lose because if I won I'd be on a win streak. Then you have players who play junkrat only and get to masters. The game selects certain people to be rewarded and punishes others.
>>174486289
>avid costumer
>Blackwatch color scheme is black and red
I think he was always a little edgy. But if you mean edgy as in attitude, well being dead and left behind to rot does that to a person.
I need healing
why do all of my uprising teams keep failing on Expert? I've probably played 20 times today, haven't won once.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174486397
Yes anon, it's all a conspiracy to keep you from hitting your TRUE rank of top 500.
>>174486472
>>Blackwatch color scheme is black
Whoa, kicked in that open door did you?
>>174486289
Literally an abomination of a man caused presumably by other people would usually get you to hate everyone you used to know.
>>174486472
this
I wish we knew more about how reaper worked to truly understand him, but for some reason releasing lore in big releases is the popular thing with retarded developers.
>>174486472
>well being dead and left behind to rot does that to a person.
H-how do you know?
>>174486602
>wanting to ruin Ana's mother to all imagery just so his fetish is catered to
Digusting
>>174486483
>expert
literally the easiest shit
try legendary
>>174486289
iirc his cells are in a constant state of both death and regeneration
doesnt sound too comfy desu
>>174486483
Because you don't communicate
>>174486571
Yes it does look like he's kicking in the door in that image but I don't think he was.
>>174486615
He likes sports.
>>174486802
DEEPEST LORE
>>174486758
>>174486615
That's a shit excuse for becoming a murderer. Maybe he's immortal, though, if he's actually immortal it might make more sense. But he could easily be captured and trapped.
Doesn't explain where he gets those shotguns from.
>>174486664
>>174486802
I wouldn't mind at all if Chu released a random, fun fact about the interests of a hero every day. Random hero each time.
>>174486138
No.
>>174486483
>mfw did it on legendary and expert stacked
>>174486687
>Wanting Jack to be with a homicidal corpse to suit your necrophilia fetish
I detest you sir!
Point Guards: Sombra, Tracer, Genji, Zenyatta
Shooting Guards: McCree, Soldier 76, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Ana
Small Forwards: Pharah, Reaper, Junkrat, Mei, Lucio, Mercy
Power Forwards: Bastion, Torbjorn, Zarya
Center: Reinhardt, D.VA, Orisa, Roadhog, Winston
>>174486869
Someone tossed around the idea that "Reaper" is a bio weapon that went though many stages and when Reyes was captured by Talon was turned into the complete version.
It can generate it's own weapons to fit to the situation, so obviously Reyes just makes his shotguns. Neat idea if Blizz runs with it.
>>174486664
He's right, I hate how 14 year olds compare call Reaper edgy but they wouldn't apply the same terrible logic to someone like Darth Vader. Literally nothing they've done is childish, just illogical at certain points in their history, hence their fall to evil.other than the cinematic trailer but that was just an advertisement
>>174486973
really makes you not think
>>174486958
If I sucked on Widowmaker's tits could she still lactate?
How is Junkrat so fucking based? Snare? Instant kill mine that doubles as mobility? Spammable projectiles? I love this little trash man.
>>174486932
Who said anything about that loser?
>try damage boosting teammate
>they fucking suck and keep missing
>just get annoyed and whip out my pistol and kill the fucker myself
>>174486342
but we already have a Strike Commander/Second in Command friendship that's much better
Why are diamond players allowed in silver?
can Blizzard put a soft bottom on your SR so you can't just drop way below to rape?
I don't understand this shitty Genji hero.
>M1 feels like garbage, awkward burst projectile weapon that feels useless at every range except 2 feet away
>shift is a gap closer and does damage but it's ridiculously precise and has no hit confirmation so I have to look backward like a fucking moron to see if I missed
>reflect appears to reflect one 'big' projectile like missile or grenade, then it fucks off, and heroes like 76 can just shoot through it to no real ill effect even if I aim all of his shots back at him
How do you play this shit heap?
>>174486898
Fun Fact: Symmetra enjoys ginger teaas well as anal
>>174486802
Ahh yes, lore that helps no one other than fanfiction writers.
>>174486898
Most excuses for becoming evil murderers aren't exactly good ones, it's the fact that the character sees them as them doing right rather than wrong is how they are evil. Also the infinite shotguns are probably just going to be used as a way to never explain how he logically functions and why he functions as such. (we'll never know why he and his clothes can turn into gas at will and how he became that in the first place)
>25%, literally 1/4th of EU top 500 is SWEDEN
FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS
>>174487017
>Reaper
>not edgy
>name is reaper
>weapons are dual shotguns
>reloads by dropping weapons and grabbing new ones
>shouts die die die when ults
>a voice that pretends to be evil darkness
>probably larps as dark riku in his akimbo keyblade duels with friends
>>174487373
Due to the large amount of state support, some people can dedicate all their time to playing videogames.
>>174486898
Fun fact: Widowmaker's marriage to Gérard often involved a strap on.
>>174487312
Genji is the purest form of a medium range hero, get too close and you die, stay too far and you're worthless. I played CTF with a devastating Genji who raped the enemy teams consistently and never died once because he knew to keep his distance and only approach to dash through the enemy.
>>174487446
No such thing here? We don't have basic income. The only way you would be able to play 24/7, without being a twitch lord, is faked autism bucks, and all you would be able to afford is a shitty tiny one room apartment
>>174487497
>I do well in arcade mode
>>174487264
Tracer and Winston don't look at each other like this.
Reaper changes just announced by Jeff:
>Shadow Step no longer makes a sound, and the animation length of both beginning and end has been halved.
>Wraith Form now automatically reloads your ammo for you.
>Consuming a soul increases your health by 5%, reset upon death.
Will he be competitive, bros?
>>174487312
>>174487497
what that guy said
genji's strength is his ability to harass with impunity due to his mobility and good spammable damage
he can also do clean up dives with the same level of protection, cause he gets his dash back with every kill
>>174486898
Fun Fact: Hanzo has a pierced nipple. It's the one that he covers up
>>174487264
>tfw no idea when the story will actually move forward
>some heroes still have fuck all about them
>>174487636
Nice source
>>174487312
tl;dr he's just a shitter soldier 76
how does hog's alt fire actually work?
it seems to one hit headshot some heroes but only at a certain range
>>174486898
Fun fact: Mercy and Genji are in love.
>>174487107
I love him too, anon! You have excellent taste!
>>174487354
>we will never know how he functions
Why not?
>Most excuses for becoming evil murderers aren't exactly good ones
We don't know what happened at the Swiss incident. We don't know if he's the only Reaper there is. We don't know if that means he's actually hunted down anyone yet. He don't know if he's playing a double agent or not. We don't know if he's being forced to work for Talon or not. We don't know if the Blackwatch allegations are his fault.
There is a lot of missing information. But I can tell you right now Reaper is set up to be a tragic villain almost entirely. So it's likely Chu will write in that he was forced/blamed into doing a lot of shit, hence how bitter he is. Then again, that could just be an act. There is so much room to add in a motive for Reaper he could literally could have been a good guy all along.
>>174482186
>>174476384
I bet you play soldier 76 exclusively or something
Character that can provide stairs/elevators to characters that can't climb to certain areas when?
>>174487826
But Mei can do that already
>>174487798
>tumblr teeth
>tumblr enlarged canines
>tumblr yaoi
Three strikes, drink bleach
I want to bully Mercy and make her cry
>>174487328
>>174487461
>>174487668
>>174487769
These are awful facts.
>>174487881
>everything is tumblr, you're tumblr, I'm tumblr, tumblr is everything I think about, I love tumblr!
>>174487873
Well, another one when?
>>174487746
Honestly this, there is no scenario where Genji is better suited to a task than Soldier 76.
>>174487881
>enlarged canines
t. hamburger devourer american with canines as small as his dick
>>174487404
>Name is something relating too what people consider dark
>strong
>has mysterious weapon related abilities
>says stuff related to death
>voice that intentionally sounds intimidating
>shitty tumblr level headcanon to make all the previous stuff seem like an old /a/ neckbeard
God I hate the internet, the way people treat dark villians these days as 19 year old neckbeards from 2003 is quite possibly the worst way to make fan related suggestions to the story and might be one of the biggest factors as to why most game devs never listen to the community about story ideas.
>>174487825
mccree, roadhog and winston
soldier is incredibly boring and frustrating
>>174487759
It launches a scrap ball that turns into his m1 after 8 or 9 meters, can't remember which. If you hit that sweet spot it'll instantly delete most heroes because it's all his pellets landing but too close and the scrap ball only does 50 because it hasn't exploded yet.
s76's movement speed should be reduced by 75% during his ultimate
>>174486898
Fun Fact: Soldier 76 hides his face because he finds his scars embarrassing
>>174487881
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, anon! What makes you think this is yaoi, though? It doesn't involve any other characters.
>>174487769
Fun Fact: Genji enjoys being a homewreaker
>>174488163
>more than 75% of the image is focused on skinnyfat body only fat girls like
>>174488039
do you know where you fucking are?
go back to your book club and expire there, gramps
>>174488153
>literally has a line about scars looking good
>>174488235
That's just skinny. Skinnyfat has no definition.
Shhhhhh dont cum on her face
>>174488235
But that's not what yaoi is! And Junkrat isn't skinny fat, he's just leaning backwards so his front looks more pronounced!
>>174476061
>watch timthetatmans stream for the first time in a loooooong time
>he's still gm
>he goes widowmaker for the first round on dorado
>does the cheeky flank and gets 1 headshot but gets 2 kills.
>stays on widow for the rest of the round
>literally never lands another headshot that's not on the enemy winston
Jesus christ how is he still in gm
>>174488310
I'd rather just bury my face in her warm crotch
>>174488060
>clickman, shiftman, and holdclickman are interesting
>dash heal lead trackman is boring and frustrating
I get the gripe but soldier is one of the most exciting classes
>>174488310
Now why would I think of doing that?
>>174488235
>skinnyfat body only fat girls like
Man here, I love that body type. You retards are so quick to immediately start screaming about how the groups that make you shit your brains out in rage are conspiring against you.
>>174488060
do you get triggered and ree when someone picks torbjorn/symmetra/junkrat/reaper/sombra/hanzo/widow?
>>174488347
lassiz
>>174488347
He knows the right people
You really shouldn't watch that trash
>>174488462
>fag here, dont be thilly guythh
>>174488470
not that anon but i had a game today where we were on attack and people picked torb, sombra AND widow at the same time so fuck you shut the fuck up i'm still mad about it
>>174488470
why would i? i don't really follow
>>174476593
i'm gonna need sauce on that, friends
>>174488551
>I have nothing, watch me act like a dipshit, dunga hunga!
>>174488608
I'd rather be stupid and heterosexual than a fag.
>>174488592
>why would i?
because you just dropped 10% in winrate chances for that game and your team also doesn't have 2 tanks and 2 healers yet
>>174488662
i have literally no idea what you're trying to say right now
>>174488649
You could be smart and heterosexual instead, but if you want to be stupider than dogshit that's your choice. A very retarded choice.
>"you got trashed on all game"
>it's 2cp qp
>>174487819
because it's the lazy mans way of never having to think about telling backstory about a character again.
It's implied from two things that Reaper is evil and cannot be the secret hero and here's why: Reaper hates omnics ("tin cans, dime a dozen") and talon does too (widowmaker kills mondatta). Talon and Reaper want to have all omnics destroyed as they probably hate how the omnics were close to being the end of the world but are now our equals and we should treat them as such. Hence why they went to russia to try and kill the CEO of volskaya industries so they could let the omnium win there and possibly create worldwide hate again for the omnics if they won the war in russia. Reaper is probably the creator of talon as well, the uprising comic told us from ana that blackwatch was suspended (probably similarly to the suspension of overwatch; by law) but it didn't matter and he had agents continue to operate but possibly under the guise as regular OW agents. That probably was partially the reason to OW's suspension as well because that and sending in the strike team to the UK were illegal actions. Hence when OW was gone, talon was formed by the blackwatch agents that still wanted to continue whatever BS they were doing illegally in the first place. (if blackwatch being talon wasn't clear, McCree on the train comic noted how their tactics were completely identical to blackwatch tactics and that they recognized him as well, calling him a traitor probably because he quit illegal blackwatch because he didn't want to be part of talon)
>>174487093
You need to warm her up first by cuddling.
how should i be clicking with solider? spam clicks or holding it down for 3 shots?
>will not play on the EU servers ever again because of the fucking playerbase
>can't play on NA servers because of the ping
Welp. Guess I'm done with Overwatch for a few months.
>>174489178
Depends on what you're shooting at
>mfw playing uprising with the Strike Commander Morrison skin
L O R E
A C C U R A T E
>>174489178
spam clicks on pharah/other medium-small hitbox heroes at a distance, hold it down on tanks and barriers.
did they change something with mercy's face ingame this update
hero gallery looks fine but she looks 1000x dead inside ingame now
>'fucking fag, get off genji in 3v3'
>'no'
>'do you think you're good genji rofl'
>'no thats why i'm in 3v3'
>'fucking fag'
>>174488853
>Reaper hates omnics
Sympathizes with them in Uprising.
>Talon and Reaper want to have all omnics destroyed
Said by no one and claimed no where
>Reaper is probably the creator of talon
lol no
>under the guise as regular OW agents
McCree was out in the open and Reyes gave over his intel on the situation and helped with the mission.
>Hence when OW was gone, talon was formed by the blackwatch agents
Talon existed before Overwatch was gone, presumably way before.
Everything you listed was headcanon and not well supported either.
>>174489303
Let me guess, he was Roadhog
>>174479663
under rated post
>>174488442
>Fareeha, I got this beauty cream for you..
>>174489507
SFM shit always ends up looking half-assed no matter how much effort someone puts in
weird
>>174489507
>dead soulless eyes and no lighting
>>174489578
Have you seen Ellowas? Probably not since you said that.
>>174489672
You mean the guy who doesn't use SFM?
>>174489267
But he wasn't there and already had started aging
Checkmate anon-kun
>>174489754
I've seen a shit ton of ppl saying SFM instead of Blender a lot. Most do call it SFM in general.
If Mercy dies during the Uprising Event she will rarely cry out "I just wanted to be loved by you, Genji".
Here is the sauce
https://youtu.be/unFcDoozcHM
>>174489178
spamming clicks kicks in recoil anyways, you need to do four shots and pause.
>>174489178
burst fire
4 shots with a extremely minor pause between each spout
the 3 laser beam accurate shots will always outpace individual rounds, and the 4th almost always hits the head too
>>174489898
Overwatch is already canon Gachimuchi
>being lectured by a mediocre genji I shouldn't play Mercy when Ana exists while a 32% healing card is staring him in the face
>>174488310
>draw a dude
>put eye of horus on it
>call it pharah
>webm of Reaper riding 76 ends with "death comes"
So, we are truly...the Overwatch
>>174490027
I honestly wouldn't mind r76 shippers that much if they didn't insist that what they believe is canon.
Who's the biggest slut
>>174489376
>Sympathizes with them in Uprising.
Can I have a link to the quote please. Also if it's reyes, reaper is current, reyes is in the past
>Said by no one and claimed no where
Yeah, reaper calling them tin cans and widowmaker being assigned to kill an omnic right's leader isn't at least disliking I don't know what is.
>Reaper is probably the creator of talon
Why wouldn't this be possible?
>Hence when OW was gone, talon was formed by the blackwatch agents
Blackwatch was suspended before Overwatch was gone too.
>under the guise as regular OW agents
On second thought that's wrong, but McCree wasn't supposed to be in England from what Ana said.
>Everything you listed was headcanon and not well supported either.
Everything I said is speculation, I'm not claiming it's objective truth. Also taking evidence from background lore and non-event voicelines is pretty decent evidence. I'm glad you used such great counter arguments such as "lol no" and "said by no one and claimed no where" instead of giving counter evidence as to why they are incorrect.
>>174490193
>>174489180
It's funny, I usually hop over to the EU servers late at night to escape from the Koreans.
At least most people in the EU servers speak fluent english.
>>174490125
Is this webm any good or typical sfm cringe?
>>174489178
depends on distance
theres no reason to burst at close range, the time it takes to recover is more costly than missing shots due to spread so only tapfire at mid and long
midrange you want to shoot until the spread becomes larger than their hitbox (generally 3-4 shots, but tanks can often still be sprayed on at this distance)
long range you tapfire 1 at a time, spread pretty much guarantees youll miss consecutive shots at like widow range, you can do 40 damage a shot with headshots, its really not as bad as it seems
>>174490380I mean I still came to it, so take a look yourself
>>174476061
>>174490348
>tfw want to leave america for more peaceful and tastier chocolate country
>but all the online games I want to play will be full of players I can't even communicate with/are terrible
>>174490320
>Can I have a link to the quote please. Also if it's reyes, reaper is current, reyes is in the past
Not him, but he probably means pic related.
>Yeah, reaper calling them tin cans and widowmaker being assigned to kill an omnic right's leader isn't at least disliking I don't know what is.
Widow also tried to kill the Russian chick. Does that mean they hate all humans too? Talon is probably trying to start another Human-Omnic war, for who knows why.
>>174490320
I'm saying "lol no" because you have a complete lack of self awareness. Chu isn't writing Reaper as a main villain or even "evil". It's poor speculation because its just not how the story is written.
Also, go read Uprising the link it right at the top of the OP I'm not going to sit and grab literally the only monologue Reyes has about the null sector incident. And lastly, why are you claiming Talon hates omnics when they tried to kill the leader of the country paving the way for omnic destruction? Because she took tech from them? That just proves even omnics don't like omnics.
>>174487598
yes thats why Jack and Ana weren't so much BFFs but FWB instead
>>174490562
You didn't even post it fucboi
>>174488310
I wanna lick her abs.
>>174490731
>>174490734
>Widow also tried to kill the Russian chick. Does that mean they hate all humans too? Talon is probably trying to start another Human-Omnic war, for who knows why.
>why are you claiming Talon hates omnics when they tried to kill the leader of the country paving the way for omnic destruction? Because she took tech from them? That just proves even omnics don't like omnics.
Because if russia loses the second omnic crisis wouldn't that cause an outcry against omnics because the evil omnics are rising again?
Also it's pretty likely that reaper has changed his mind about omnics considering he literally calls them tin cans and that they're everywhere and practically worthless.
>>174490776
headcanon nerds have blown this out of proportion
its literally an ordinary twilight love triangle with a solo mother nothing more
help me out here, lads
>>174491026
>wouldn't that cause an outcry against omnics because the evil omnics are rising again?
They are already rising. The game takes place right in the middle of the second omnic crisis. It's already begun. Read D.va's bio.
>>174491153
Go community browsing and find a team willing to learn and be flexible at the same rank. When you guys work out strategies, have a shot caller, and so on, you'll climb up.
>>174491153
I can't. I'm much too high of a rank to play with you!
fufufufufufuffufufufu
>People are throwing left and right in mystery heroes and CTF
>Fine I'll do the event to get boxes
>Get 5 golds and we lose on fucking hard
There is no fucking escape
>>174491153
make sure to breath while playing so you don't pass out
>>174491160
I said rising because it mostly seems to be in asia (the pharah incident seemed more isolated rather than connected to the 2nd crisis)
>>174490953
Fit Pharah is love
>>174491065
A slutty Mexican and a slutty Arab are fighting for a pure innocent white boy
Why did they remove fucking no limits from the arcade I don't want to play mystery heroes
the enemy has a widowmakeur
>>174491160
Why d.va? D.va's thing is an isolated super kaiju omnic.
It's russia which is having the second omnic crisis. AS it's having a full blown war and not just one sea monster.
>>174491153
how do u not accidentally hold your mouse down and get at least gold? are you clinically retarded? disabled? do you play with 32k dpi?
>>174490953
What does her pussy taste like?
>>174491541
shit
>>174490831
Fine I'll spoonfeed you this one timehttps://vimeo.com/181600166
>>174481843
HOWDY KITTY
>winning koth game despite symmetra main
>get 2-0 up
>suddenly soldier and winston change to orisa and sombra
>lose
WHY
I
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
BUT
I
LOST
how do i git gud at tracking and clicking heads
>>174490731
hmmm.....
>>174491572
>all those rigid animations
damn that's shitty
>>174491848
If you wanna get good at tracking with zarya then play qp as zarya but -NEVER- use your barriers so you have 0 energy and do shit damage. You'll get in a lot of practice tracking targets because you'll be tickling people to death. Sure you'll lose probably every qp game but just tune out and listen to music
Just played Mei for the first time in months, has an insane QP match where I bullying Roadhog and Winston with the freeze-into-2-headshots thing that I have never been able to do before, repeatedly outsniped a Hanzo and was walling up and down on high ground like a motherfucker.
Amazing fun, just wondering what the ever living fuck changed that meant I was doing all that stuff. I guess the climbing is from Lucio, but the right clicks and freezes? Where the fuck did I learn those when I wasn't playing?
>>174491848
play McCree, if you don't kill the enemies fast enough you die instead. It kind of builds this reaction timing formed out of risk of death that keeps my aim good with hitscan.
>>174491848
Widowmaker. No kidding. She's great hitscan practice.
>>174491848
lower sens
literal actual practice
you have to train your muscle memory til it becomes natural
if you're over 25 you're probably fucked
need memes
>>174492054
>if you're over 25 you're probably fucked
Hell I only just turned 24 and my aim is fucking ass. I usually rely on character's like Pharah if I wanna kill shit.
>>174492109
Our boy Callahan is gonna be put in the game as a Null Sector bot any day now.
>>174492109
>win
>win
>win
>win
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
Every fucking day
>>174492216
And just Sombra for other purposes
>>174492221
Just quit after first loss
>>174492054
You don't stop learning new things and having muscle memory after 25, it just takes longer.
>>174491065
Except Ama and Rein clearly have a more romantic set of interactions. Their voice lines are much more emotionally driven and you can hear their adoration for one another.
I don't really think 76 and Reaper are homos, but if you think either of them are meant to be with Ana you're retarded.
There are literally dozens of little touches that imply that Anahardt is supposed to be a thing.
Do you guys think they'll ever release an expansion that focuses on thestory?
im going insane if i fail another legendary game
>>174492396
That's just them bonding over how they lost an eye. Cyclopses gotta stick together man
>>174492529
yeah. Ya know what would be neat is if we got an event that was story focused. Have it be 4-man co-op like the halloween event. Make it be set during Overwatch's glory days. I know what about having it be Tracer's first mission? That would be a neat idea for Overwatch's first story-centric event.
>>174492396
Except Pharah knows who her father is, and that would set a really weird tone for her voice lines.
>Hey dad, you know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was younger
Pharah idolizes her mother, and the fact that her mother was part of Overwatch. But we never hear her say the same for her father. This means that either her father wasn't in Overwatch, or else she just didn't know it.
That doesn't really help the Ana76 theory, but at least its plausible Pharah doesn't know Jack is behind the mask as far as in-game interactions go.
>>174481843
howdy kitty
>>174476061
>hear a female voice in voice chat
>instantly know my team is going to lose
>>174492963
why does this game have so many more female players than any other action game?
I want Symmetra to drop a giant wet curry shit on my face
does this game have a single player mode that can be filled with bots?
>>174492396
Reinhardt wasn't the one going to Egypt trying to find her. Also Ana has something around 7 pre game interactions with 76 compared to the 4 with Reinhardt. The only vibe I got from the 4 is that they were friends.
>>174493017
Cross-pollination from WoW
>>174492963
>hear a female voice in voice chat from a support
>instantly know my team is going to win because the edge lords will try harder than humanly possible to impress her by protecting her
>>174493017
Girls are primarily normies
Normies love overwatch
>>174492609
Isn't Torb a cyclopse too?
>>174492963
>>174493314
>hear a 12 year old boy in voice chat
>throw the game so I can masturbate to his suffering
I will legit kill myself if i don't get the Nullmari player icon by the end of this fuckinge vent
>>174493035
You can have botmatches and co-op vs ai yes
>>174493581
I already want to kill myself because I still haven't gotten a single new skin. The most valuable things I've gotten were 76‘s emote and D.Va intro, not bad but still
Why do people throw so much in high plat?
I came from silver and on my way up people went from being relatively calm and polite to hackusations toward anyone who killed you and now people will throw away a basically won game because of any perceived slight, it's super weird.
>>174486958
>730x657
Go big or go home pussyboy.
>>174493971
Happens in every rank. Today I had a guy go Torb and just jump of the map the whole game. In Grandmasters
>>174492109
>>174494096
gosh i love ruining games whenever someone gets slightly toxic. Makes deranking even easier
>4 gold medals as Winston
>>174494096
>>174494361
>Mei will never rub her sweaty ass on your face
>>174494524
>giving fuel to raging retards
You're just as retarded as they are.
>>174494096
>>174494361
>fucked up weights
as a 3d guy it feels good knowing the big boys are screw ups too
So when are they going to buff pharah?
>>174494524
Why do people intentionally derank, anyway? Wreck lower ranks?
>>174494860
She doesn't need a buff
>>174494832
No one is immune to mistakes.
Like the Pharah rigging with the new emote on her Christmas skin.
support main traning DPS picks
any suggestion on which DPS i should play?
also, give me some general tips on playing DPS
basically explain things like i was completely retarded
>team locks in hanzo, genji and widowmaker
>you lose
How the fuck do you build a team around 3 autistic faggots who refuse to work together? I'm starting to think the best thing you can do is go someone with a big model and body them while they try getting kills because you certainly won't win the game with them.
What's the biggest problem in bronze/silver tiers: dps, tanking, or healing
>Game crashes my gpu
>Suspended because the servers kick me out and I can't get back in.
Think i'm done with ranked.
>>174495009
What supports did you like playing the most?
Do you know what the difference between hitscan and projectile is?
What is your SR?
>>174495065
100% DPS since nobody can aim at that level
>>174494928
They're scum that think lower ranked player's games are worthless, treating them like they aren't humans because they're not as good as they are. I know 2 people that does this on several accounts and I sincerely hope they get banned forever.
>Hog STILL drags people through walls
When the fuck will they ever fix this?
>>174495145
>When the fuck will they ever fix this?
When you stop lagging.
>>174495104
Ana/Zen
yes
currently 3778 with season high being 3954
i'm feeling burnt out from supporting and getting useless DPS so i want to try something new and cover my ass if i ever need to fill DPS in comp
>>174495009
Play lots of Soldier. Stick with your team, don't try to flank. Don't be an autist about your helix rocket, aim it near the ground to ensure at least some damage.
If you play solo queue then avoid McCree, he needs attentive healing and tanking.
Pick either Tracer or Genji, whichever one you like more, and practice them in quickplay so you have a pocket flanker to use on attack.
I love Pharah but she feels useless above gold.
>>174495123
How about gold and plat?
>>174495009
Soldier.
Shoot people until they die. Shoot shields when you can't shoot people.
Never stop shooting bullets.
Shoot rockets at people to kill them faster.
Also use rockets and jump button at your feet to get to places that give you a good vantage point.
Your ult is great once all the shields are destroyed.
Your ult reloads your gun automatically so you can shoot people then ult and shoot more people.
Don't hold onto ult unless you have an Ana or Zarya close to getting their ult. DPS get their ults faster because they do damage quick to earn meter.
>>174476149
>photoshop edit of what Blackwatch Mcree Skin may look like is infinity better than what we actually got
Life is suffering
>>174492054
I literally want to know what your problem with over 25s is. Did you get raped?
>>174495227
Okay, since you're evidently not a complete retard then just go with >>174495254. Hard to go wrong with Soldier. Just remember to use high ground, coordinate with the other damage dealers and try to shoo off flankers from your supports/Rein.
What's your ingame sensitivity and mouse DPI?
>>174495417
I like the one we got. His super boots are different.
>>174485740
way too much i guess, also i left my account ready to level up when the event started so i get a "free box"
>>174495024
>Hanzo and Widowmaker
Can't be done. These two are too weak once anything gets on them, you're basically always down 2 slots in a team fight.
>>174495476
1600 DPI/ 2.5 sens
don't know if this is what most people use but it's what i got used to
>>174481843
howdy kitty
>>174495349
>>174495254
God, soldier is such a stupid fucking character.
>>174476149
>Widow finally gets a new skin
>It's shit
>>174485740
also i only get 3 skins the rest i kinda don't care plus i got some of them because achivaments
select your hero
>view career profile
>5-10hrs total
has this game become the new CS:GO?....like half of the profiles are low time and this game isn't exactly new
>>174476061
everything is ok
>>174496135
This is outdated
>>174496135
As someone who plays lots of Zen/Lucio/Winston those are spot on.
>>174487942
Not like the last "fact" is really wrong.
Apparently the secret to playing Reaper well is listening to Iron Maiden, who knew?
being a healer is true suffering.
>>174495432
i have several older friends from my vanilla wow days that play ow, the only ones that are good at the game have history playing counterstrike
>>174496424
what about the one where shes a slut for cocks
>>174496135
>McCree
>Versatile
>>174496424
>not playing Ana so you can keep Rein alive even when he charges
That's the real problem with Mercy mains. They aren't playing Ana
>>174496424
>Genji pulled
>Can't even be bothered to change from MMO speak to FPS speak
What a stupid slut.
WHY DO PEOPLE QUEUE FOR HARD IF THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING A MULTIPLAYER GAME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONE!
>>174496785
>whining about Hard when it's piss easy
who's it gonna be?
>be gold
>go against a 4 stack with a diamond
>they act cocky and shit talk in chat
why do people do this?
>>174496135
>76 not as backbone
>76 not as spearhead
holy cow you forget what things used to be like
>>174496887
nomccree/10
>>174496887
Sombra
>>174496887
Tracer
>>174496878
I don't understand this post.
>>174497163
Because you're fucking stupid.
Wait just a fucking second here. This was before Overwatch was disbanded. What the fuck is Pharah doing with Overwatch agents?!?!
>>174496135
>Main Reinhardt and Lucio
>Completly opposite playstyles
I don't know how
>>174496887
>pick pahrah
>immediately dump birdbrain and get with best girl
>tease her daughter endlessly about the relationship she can never have
best of both worlds
>What are YOU looking at?
>>174497272
what makes you think this is from oldverwatch?
genji got his full robot look after he hooked up with zen
>>174496215
Just a bunch of boosted shitters who deranked enough to play with gold players
Nothing wrong
>>174497397
there was something wrong
we got shitstomped
though that widow didnt help.
>>174497272
The Overwatch lore has been made up as it goes along with zero planning or forethought. The timeline was/is a nonsensical mess of contradictions, confusing and retcons.
>>174497343
Looks likelove
scenario 1
>McCree-Client rounds corner
>McCree-Client shoots Junkrat
>Junkrat-Client receives info that he is shot at the same time he visually sees McCree appear
>Junkrat-Client fires back with perfect reaction time
>Junkrat has more DPS than McCree, but McCree was given first strike. Junkrat loses or ties McCree.
scenario 2
>Junkrat-Client rounds corner
>Junkrat-Client shoots McCree
>McCree-Client receives info that Junkrat has fired a projectile at the same time he visually sees McCree appear
>McCree-Client sidesteps Projectile and fires back
>Junkrat has more DPS than McCree, but McCree in McCree-client time and is given opportunity to sidestep the first projectile. Junkrat loses or ties with McCree.
scenario 3
>Zenyatta-Client leads and shoots Tracer with Discord wallhax
>Tracer-Client hears orbs being fired, Blinks
>Zenyatta hits nothing
scenario 4
>Widowmaker-Client shoots at Tracer, but misses
>Tracer-Client hears shot, Blinks
>Widowmaker-Client shoots at Tracer again, who has not yet blinked on her client, kills
scenario 5
>Torbjorn-Client and McCree-Client start shooting each other at the same time
>Torbjorn-Client and McCree-Client both think the other is slightly behind and keep firing
>On the third shot that would kill each other, the Server tells Torbjorn-client that he was already shot and Torbjorn-client erases his projectile to match.
>McCree wins.
scenario 6
>Junkrat-client shoots Genji who is doing nothing at point blank
>Genji-client deflects before he sees the Junkrat fire (deflecting for unrelated reasons), but after Junkrat-client has fired the grenade
>The grenade is deflected and Junkrat takes damage
scenario 7
>Lucio-client sees Roadhog moving towards and near a ledge
>Lucio-client boops Roadhog at this time
>Roadhog-client had already moved away and further from ledge
>Server uses Roadhog-client positioning for determining boop trajectory
FAVOR THE SHOOTER
EXCEPT WHEN IT DOESN'T
this vidjagaem feels like aids to play
>>174497386
Genji got that look before he left Overwatch and it disbanded, though.
>>174497438
>Plays a literally top5 worst heroes in the game
>i-it was the Window's fault!
>>174497386
>after he hooked up with zen
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
>>174497537
Yeah thats why I nearly always end up with gold elims in both areas and damage.
>4 golds
>5 round koth where both teams get it to 90+% every time
>just barely lose
>minus 32 SR
I don't fucking get it
Why does Torb's turret self destruct if you die while its building?
>>174497272
Some of the images were made by putting characters together but not all of them are/were in Overwatch, they were just filing space. Pharah is an example of one of those characters.
I would enjoy tumblr ship meme TF2 more if the players didn't take a brownie batter blizzard game so seriously.
"Ur not playing properly" *Win game by large margin*
"Omfg why u pick-" *Be the only contributing member on team*
Being a TOO COOL PRO GAMER died out in the 90s. Where are these faggots coming from?
>>174497526
>that Ana outfit
skin when
>>174497594
>hit someone with a single pellet at maximum falloff range so it does 1 damage
>someone else kills them for the rest of their HP
>you get an elim
>spray many pellets around due to spread and never needing to reload
>tag lots of people
>get lots of elims
Cease your resistance ^-^
>>174497614
golds dont mean shit, what is there not to get.
I really, really don't get the appeal of Junkrat.
If you're playing him, you're just basing it on luck that one of your randumb XD bombs or stupid trap gets someone, that's not even skill or effort. What's the point of that?
>>174497723
Then what does?
>>174497754
>What's the point of that?
>not even skill or effort
You answered your own question.
>>174497723
A single gold doesn't mean shit, but combinations do matter
Elims + damage means you were getting most of the kills
Obj kills + obj time means you were holding down the point the best
over time i find it harder and harder to get motivation to play this game
>>174496887
Easily dva
>>174497754
It's not their fault that exploding projectile traps'n'shit hero is bad and gets shit on by literally everything. It's Blizzard's fault. They know they are more likely to lose as Junkrat, but they don't care- they CRAVE actually having fun in this game. They tell themselves that, if they lose enough, they might actually reach a level where they can have fun.
>>174497808
>>174497723
IT'S A FUCKING TEAM-BASED GAME! Your medals don't tell you how well you contributed to the team's effort! If you lost, it's because the other team was better or you failed the team.
>>174497754
You don't need to rely on luck if you're even a halfway decent strategist. Place your trap where the other team is most likely to go, it's as simple as that. Or just put it on some back route so that you know if someone's using it.
>>174497778
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754415323#post-1
here, is for sup, but the sistem comperes you to others playing the same hero and that determens SR gain.
>>174497808
I mean for SR gain, and even if you had all the gold does not mean you played good as a team.
>>174497894
If you got 4 golds that literally means you were trying to fucking carry the entire team on your own.
>>174496887
Dva is pretty much my dream come true, desu.
Are there any bots that will play Uprising for me? Want to grind levels on this mode but fuck it's boring to actually play.
>Play roadhog
>Gold elims
>Gold damage
>Gold elims on point
>Gold time on point
>Silver healing
>Play on my own during the whole game not giving a fuck about my team
b-but i did good!
>>174496887
Mercy, always Mercy
>>174498042
>play GODHOG
>the hero who kills better than DPS heroes in a 600 hp body with a 300 hp selfheal
>surprised you have top medals with no effort
>>174497965
You can get golds and be a detriment to your team you know. They're only really worth paying attention to if something stupid if happening like gold damage/elims as Lucio when you're not trying to do that.
Or gold healing as Hog/76.
Why are Widowmakers so blind to enemy Widowmakers? They have zero awareness of anything that isn't running through whatever choke they are currently staring at
I mean, it's fine for me because I can countersnipe the shit out of them or flank them very easily, but holy shit dudes. I see even high ranked Widows do this
>get put with trio vs a 6 stack
>6 stack has a hard time and barely pulls out a win
>their dps that ate shit all game and switched at least 8 times til they finally got like three kills with bastion starts talking shit
i fucking hate pussy ass mccree/soldiers that will blow an ult just to kill your pharamercy
>>174498167
Found the heal bitch.
>>174497808
so having gold healing as a support doesnt mean shit?
Whats more worth buying with credits?
Revengeance - The revengening, or Nerf gun spray painted black?
>>174498296
Why would it? You're supposed to be gold
>>174497965
>shitters will defend this
It means you never bothered to afford your team the opportunity to perform and they got slaughtered because of your selfishness.
>>174498042
If you're getting enough picks for gold elims you're contributing
It's your team's fault if they can't win a fight after 2 people die to hooks
>resorted to using torbs hammer only to try and derank
>still winning because teams aren't that bad and I get a few hammer kills a game
Help me lose please
>>174498149
>Roadhog thuds around a corner
>There is a Sombra and a Mercy
>He shoves his thick shotgun into both of them, both of them helpless against his mass
>Mercy tries to fly away to safety
>He hooks her back in and stuffs her too
>He thuds away, proud
Roadhog is some fat fuck at blizzard inserting his power fantasy
>>174497687
it's her captain amari outfit minus the coat
>>174496887
Bestmaker of course!
>>174498264
>McCree or Solder managed to ult you out of the sky
Just losing game after game to so many things even when i'm carrying like i'm possessed.
This game comp mode is just a failure.
>tired of games with fucking Junkrat and Sombra
>pick them at the start of every match
>switch off them at the last second before the match starts to the character I actually wanted
>>174498921
are you the genji main i just took a shit all over?
>The single most infuriating weapon in TF2 was the gunslinger - small annoying as fuck turrets
>Blizzard makes a whole class for a similar type of playstyle
>>174496214
They are smurfs
>>174498476
Are you seriously saying that outshining your team by a huge margin is detrimental to the overall objective of the game?
>Attack on any Assault/Hybrid map
>pick a character that I can move around quickly with, usually D. Va or Winston
>tell the team I'm going to get behind the enemy and distract them from the choke
>"Understood"
>match starts, they head to the choke while I go around
>get to the point, usually unguarded or only has one defender
>start dancing around on it/attacking the loner
>other enemies come running, sometimes five out of six people
>DMing, leaping, shielding, dashing, shooting, zapping, doing what I can to lead them away and keep them occupied
>"Where the fuck is my team?"
>eventually get killed
>cameras show my teammates unable to get past a lone Soldier or Torb and turret and in fact dying to a single enemy
Why are people in the game so goddamned afraid to engage the enemy?
>>174481843
Howdy kitty.
>>174499276
>tfw fan art is better than the game
>>174499391
Everything about something that's not made by the something's creators is better than the something.
>>174499485
Worthless post go back to redit.
>be easily triggered or annoyed in match
>leaver's penalty stacked up to 50
>I could have leveled up like 30 in that 75% less xp
i need to see a psychiatrist for my anger issues fuck
>>174499534
>Overwatch is shit
>all the fan-made stuff is superior
That is what you said, is it not?
>>174499535
You need to stop posting here until you're 18 and have lurked for at least 2 years on these boards. Nobody wans to play with or talk to you.
How can people be so upset when they lose in QP? Like, people are fucking around, people are practicing new heroes they don't play, people don't talk on mic to call out.
I don't get how anyone can get mad in this environment
>>174499535
>leave game because Blizzard has handed you cancer for a teammate and a 6 stack of aids as an opposing team
>puts you right back in the game
>leave again
>Blizzard punishes you
It's as if they actively spent their time to make what could be tons of fun (team based hero shooter) into as anti-fun as possible
>>174499228
If it does nothing to work together, yes. You would know this, if you were a team player.
>>174499535
>not just playing exclusively arcade so you'll never get leaver's penalty
>>174499669
you sound mad lmao
who has hurt you?
>>174496887
Ana
>>174499851
>tfw /owg/ is full of triggered rape victims
I really don't understand why but qp just feels so much better than ranked to play. Its like the game activates some hidden bad luck mechanism when you play ranked.
>>174500052
QP still sucks, just you don't have the pressure of Comp anymore
>>174500052
Ranked matches just take too long in comparison, and it's not like you get anything good for doing them. We're on what, season 5 now? You should already have your preference of gold weapon so who gives a fuck anymore.
>>174496887
There is literally no downside to Widow at all.
>>174500178
Gold weapons are ugly as fuck desu compared to the nice new uprising skins.
>watch comic dubs on youtube
>comment section is dominated by roleplayers (probably one guy or a group of his friends)
reminder to mark them as spam
>>174496887
>Mei
>No ambition, fairly lazy
Nigga have you read her lore? She's a really smart climatologist? Watchpoint Antarctica was where she worked at.
i want to be Tracer's boyfriend and we can both get a little apartment in the city where at the end of the day we can just snuggle on the couch in comfy clothes and watch some mindless tv show on netflix
>>174476061
>gold medals in eliminations, objective kills and damage output
>silver in healing
>Each checkpoint went into overtime
>Final checkpoint went for so long that our Mercy pulled off two revivals during it
>Our team ended up winning and I got Play of the Game
So that was pretty much the most intense shit ever.
wtf am i doing wrong to be stuck around 3400 rank, someone help pls
>>174496887
>no mention of Tracer wanting threesomes.
Its trash
Are they ever going to revert lucio
He's so fucking useless now
Even his wallriding got nerfed
>>174500432
>boyfriend
Anon...
>>174500419
That chart isn't really taking the characters actual personalities and history, just categorizing them. Notice how Symmetra wasn't included either.
>>174496698
What does that term mean, anyway? Getting too much aggro?
Is hacking in this game just incredibly fucking easy or what?
>>174500251
>hasn't realized the superiority of Zenyatta's golden nuts
>>174500569
Lucio was enabling the wrong DPS characters. Blizzard is aiming for gameplay that has more tactical feel with the use of barriers and positional play. They like the direction they've taken Lucio and his overall impact on the game. A revert would be too drastic, too hasty.
>>174500569
Found the Lucio that never did anything.
>>174500571
Symmetra poledances for money. She says the dim lighting makes her feel confident.
>>174500715
Pulling means to draw aggro, either on the initial pull or by pulling enemies off of other targets.
>>174500731
>Barriers
>Tactical
>>174500723
cheats are incredibly easy in general anymore
that said the US servers have very few players who bother to cheat in this game
>>174500723
Sombra still seems to have a couple of problems hacking on time.
>>174500723
I'm noticing a lot of suspicious smurfs lately.
>>174500569
>Wall riding got nerfed
What? He gets more movement speed when wallriding and wallhopping. You get to get to your teammates faster and point contesting is now more of a hassle for enemies. Sounds like you're a bad lucio.
are you fucign shitting me
>>174500569
>even his wallriding got nerfed
found the healbot bitchboy lucio
>"symmetra atk?"
>"Fuck off"
>enemy team has Symmetra, too
>0 - 1
>team declares it's my fault being Symmetra
>declare I should be reported for playing Symmetra
>one teammate speaks up about the obvious
>they're still convinced Symmetra doesn't work on Oasis
>non-English speaker points out I only have eight minutes as Symmetra
>in Quick Play
>they laugh repeatedly every time they point that out
>the one teammate defending me points out I have twenty-one hours with her in this season
>ESL laughs that they don't know how I made it to Gold
>>174500569
Are you retarded
Lucio changes were nothing but buffs
He kills dps characters and tanks now while still providing AoE healing and is 3x faster then a normal character even while in healing mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQcalrHClg0
>>174500947
If so,eone says they are going to report you for hero choice just mute them Blizzard has made it clear hero choice and not saying anything is not reportable.
>>174500569
You are just trash. Lucio got only buffs.
there was two afk bots in mystery heroes, wat is this shit? they just sit in spawn and move forward every few seconds
>>174500724
i just bought those
>>174501017
I know. But I sure as hell sent a dozen reports about them for abusive chat ("fuck yourself") and griefing ("report sym" in match chat). Almost forgot to send a report for the ESLfag when they were just standing outside the spawn.
>>174500947
Why the fuck would you play sym on attack though
You need turret damage to build ult, and enemies only walk into turrets when they're coming towards you
>>174501092
>being this newb
>>174501092
>doesn't know how to use Symmetra
>>174500848
hopefully they don't lower the price of the game any lower.....if it hits CS:GO levels and has this many players, it will be like CS and literally 50% of the players will be smurfing
How good is the N/A server lads? The EU sever is great with brits and the occasional English speaking dude from Poland or whatever, but most of the time it's dudes speaking French or Russian whilst playing music akin to Linkin Park in the background. NA's gotta be full of English speakers, right?
>>174501194
Oh it will. Blizz games always end up dropping to 15 bucks
Whats more you can buy the game with wow gold now.
>>174501183
No, because I don't ever pick characters who are useless trash when I could instead pick soldier or lucio or any tank
>>174499774
What the fuck are you even arguing?
Outperforming your team is actually good since it lightens the load on them and less chances of fuck ups, if you're so pissy about individual perfomance how about you git gud so you can get out of bronze.
>>174501237
I can tell you that australia is pure cancer, nothing but verbally defensive "it's just a game" shitters who run off and die on their own and people who only know how to play 3 characters
>>174500251
Pretty much this.
I think gold looks tacky and ugly, so I have no incentive to play comp
>>174496887
Pharah
>>174501279
not concerned about the wow part....I don't think there are that many people that crossover from an MMO like wow to overwatch....are there?
>>174501237
the later it gets pst, the more Korean it gets...they aren't bad per se, but they are no better than any one else and they usually don't speak English
>>174501237
NA is almost all in English and when you hear non-English it's usually from stacks who speak English to the team but chat with each other in their native language (this tends to be Koreans for some reason)
Still plenty of salty shitters though
I wish they put in-game skin/weapon switching. Blackwatch Genji looks better in not gold.
>>174501421
People should just stop playing comp. Blizzard seems to only react to sudden drops in activity. They won't add any incentives to comp until people drop it.
>>174501548
You can pretty much run wow as an economy simulator and make gold.
Then theres people who farm gold or sell raid runs and pvp carries for gold.
Its probably contributing to the smurf issue.
>>174476218
>>174501523
holy shit whoever drew that needs to kill themselves for giving her those horrid tattoos
Why are golds and plats so jealous when I'm deranking on my diamond account?
>>174501793
Do you mean why are they annoyed that you're throwing games?
>>174501603
What else do you think they should add?
I think more loot crates would be cool but Blizzard loves money too much for that I guess.
Maybe other weapon skins outside of gold?
my mind literally cannot conceive "lead the target" on pharah. i just aim direct and miss, try to correct me aim, miss, miss, miss.
>Lucio post-rework still over 95% pickrate
Good job Blizz.
>>174501983
They should add comp exclusive skins and weapon skins. Also small gold rewards for winning.
>>174502098
yeah, in pro play, we've all seen the chart. until they take away his speed boost he will never not be used in tournaments.
>>174501339
>I don't ever pick characters who are useless
You were not meant for grreatness.
>>174502073
Uninstall overwatch
Install quake
Play until your brain gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx6h70gDL3g
>>174502131
they have comp exclusive weapon skins.
Imho if a team can't win a team fight with Symms 75 shields they should uninstall.
>>174502182
I think he means skins that are only usable in Competitive Play.
>>174502223
No i mean more than just gold. Don't reply to redundant posters they are shitposting.
>get kills, potg
>be on fire
>still lose the match 0-3
>only lose 11 points
Guys, I think I'm on to something here
>>174501983
probably ingame borders like in league
>>174497523
scenario ifuckingsawherfirst
>Symmetra-Client rounds corner
>Symmetra-Client shoots fully charged orb at 1hp Widomaker
>Widowmaker-Client doesn't even notice orb and kills an unrelated Junkrat
>Widowmaker-Client hears Symmetra doing the autism screech
>Widowmaker-Client headshots Symmetra
>Widowmaker-Client notices the orb and casually walks away
it's fucking bullshit, Symmetra saw her first
i already mentioned this earlier but holy SHIT switching the crosshairs to big crosshair has skyrocketed my Widow play. it's like there's an invisible korean hand guiding my every mouse movement
>>174502314
How exciting. Not.
>>174500884
He's less maneuverable/evasive now because of that retarded speed boost. There's also as small cool down before you can latch onto a wall after wall boosting. It's only a buff for those retarded ground lucios who couldn't reliability wall ride. Good Lucios are more mobile than genii with wall climbing and getting to teammates was never an issue.
I honestly think those who are screaming that it's a buff never had to look a gm mccree into the eyes because with a 10m range you're target practice to them.
>>174502414
then what
>team gets graved
>enemy pharah ults
>i trans
>team stilk dies
So whats the fucking point of this ult? Can i only counter soilder and genjis ults?
>>174502590
Unique tbag emotes
>>174502647
If a hero can insta gib Zens ult wont be able to heal through the pain.
I like when I kill a Pharah just as she's using her jump and she goes flying off limply.
It's like my bullet struck her jetpack and made it explode/misfire and the resulting G shock/explosion killed her
>>174502647
>i trans
>ana throws piss bottle
>team die
incredible
>>174502460
>There's also as small cool down before you can latch onto a wall after wall boosting
No. You can't wallride in the same direction you were on before
>>174502460
>He's less maneuverable/evasive now because of that retarded speed boost
>goes faster
>less maneuverable
Also all of this shit is irrelevant beside the fact that lucio actually does damage with his left click now
Why would Blizzard create something so perfect?
>>174502648
I can see that being a thing for top 500 players like some super obnoxious emote
>>174502783
To be second fiddle to Pharah
>see experienced anas
>never miss darts
>nade individual enemy heroes
>try ana myself
>getting two to three kills everytime i throw the nade
Why do so many anas not do this.
>voiceline where Hana has meltdown and start screeching autistically because someone texted her gg ez
>>174502861
Because nade is for preventing healing, not for "getting" kills that your dps would have gotten anyway
all memes aside what is the most autistic variety of hero mainers
>>174502959
But in team fights you hit you allies and gib the enemies.
Literally everyone is covered in piss. It's like a short cooldown ult.
>>174502783
To mock you later by making her want cyborg dick.
>>174503205
>implying he has a dick.
Look at his cyborg skin.
>>174503009
The ones that you find in comp where they try delegating what you should pick and building around them even if they suck.
>>174503205I always wanted to be a cyborg
>>174503009
Mercies
>>174502783
nigga her neck and spine are literally broken
>>174501092
He mentioned the map was Oasis. KoTH maps are simultaneously attack and defense, which is why the hero selection screen complains about lacking a hero for either.
>>174502783
I want Mercy to sit on me
>>174503396
I was too busy focusing on the ass to notice
Can your hidden QP MMR decay if you play like a shitter in QP matches and lose constantly?
>>174503312
>implying being a cyborg doesn't me he can't attach any kind of dick he wants
They gave him a sweet ass after the Blackwatch enhancements. You think they didn't give him a dick to go with it?
>>174503394
yikes. is that real?
>>174503497
You weren't here yesterday when some anon posted his story, yeah?
>>174503556
no. do you have a screenshot by any chance?
>>174503463
why do you want to do that its fucking qp
>>174503312
>>174503474
I say he still has his original cock. Sure it makes sense to remove it for maximum stealth but he's a Shimada. Also being a Yakuza boss, they probably figured he'd want to keep that for some idea of a future with booty involved.
>>174476149
>BW McCree (2x)
>Orisa
>Orange Torb
from 28 boxes. just end me.
>>174503635
I don't. tl;dr version: a 15 year old boy would play Pharah and a 21 year old girl would play Mercy and they'd group up with their friends. Anon came along as a Mercy and grouped up. First Mercy got jealous and shit hit the fan.
Even more tl;dr: Drama.
>>174502767
A buff for the retards who couldn't land hits before
>>174503635
Also interested in this. I have some autistic mercy friends but not to this extent.
>>174503694
A master ninja doesnt need it his body is a weapon and solely devoted to his warrior skill.
>>174503463
well that makes sense, doesn't it?
>>174503758
>ninja master not wanting to have kids to carry out the art of ninjutsu
>>174503758
Did you not read the part about 'Yakuza boss'? Do you know anything about Genji's backstory?
Before new thread can we include the speculated end date of season 4 on the OP?
>you don't even have to use torbs gun to win at low plat
Wow. They're so fucking bad
>>174503736
>people who consider themselves to be support mains who don't realize the truest form of supporting your team is filling whatever role is needed
New thread
>>174503861
>>174503861
>>174503861
>>174496887
Tracer unfortunately.
While Mei would seem like a match made in heaven, I need someone high energy or else i just stop altogether and die.
I have no one high energy right now, so l8r.
>>174503394
>mfw I've been friended by Mercy mains because I deal with flankers after them
>mfw I've been grouped up with said Mercy players in one group at one time together
>mfw they all took turns being Mercy while the others went with their secondaries
>mfw they all turned out to be girls
>>174479798
Don't feel bad. Could've been 2 legendries one coins and the other a dupe devil mercy like mine.
>>174500480
>27% accuracy
wow, just... wow
>>174481326
nice, the wc needs more muslim representation
just lost a competitive match and lost 0 SR. i was reindhart on gibraltar assault and lucio on defense.
anyone had this happen before?
>>174497523
>junkrat
Stopped reading there
>>174496887
I'll just take Reaper..
>>174492872
I never implied that Rein was Pharrah's father. I think that theory is retarded.
What I believe, and what I feel is made very clearly through context clues and tone of speech, is that Rein and Ana are romantically linked now, and possibly back during the later years of Overwatch.
It seems pretty obvious that Ana and her husband were not together when she died. There are no references to their marriage except from her daughter. When Ana returned to prominence, she didn't go to the man and let her know that she was alive - something any devoted spouse would do (and don't give me any of that, "She hasn't told her daughter either!" Shit).
Her interactions with Rein are extremely flirtatious. Rein describes her with very loving and intimate terms. Furthermore, Rein is referenced as being very close to Pharah in their civilian lives. He looks after her and has always been very close in her life.
76s interactions, as a contrast, are akin to any superior officer speaking to a well respected troop. There are no romantic undertones. There are no implications that they've ever been more than colleagues from how they interact.
I know most of you are NEETs that don't understand basic human interaction, but i habe a bit of experience with these topics and firmly believe you're retarded if you disagree.
>>174476061
Jeff best girl
does anyone who solo queues practice social engineering with your randos? Like, thinking ahead as to not upset your teammates or make them upset at eachother so they don't get distracted with calling you or the hanzo a faggot?
Or do you not just a give A FUCK. Like you know you're going to lose anyways so you might as well call this guy a faggot?
I think I worry too much about the former.
>>174495417
Somebody told me they may have done this so he didn't look too similar to Blackwatch Reaper without the cloak, but he still looks much better. Looks a lot more green.
>>174496135
>Roadhog
No.