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>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread:
>>174409954
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Fareeha
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I want to be a good Sombra.
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What was the third world war in the overwatch universe
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so the uprising game mode
did it on legendary on all heroes
how the bloody hell are you supposed to do it in regular mode? only managed it by leveraging the shit out of bastion
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>be plat
>duo queueing with my diamond mate
>find game within 15 seconds of queueing
>this imbalanced
kms.

we actually managed to stop their push before the last checkpoint, and cap point A ourselved, they were fucking around at our spawn though.
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Post 'em.
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>>174440160
Reinhardt invaded France (Amelie's ass) which led to the downfall of Overwatch. Sorry for the spoilers.
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>>174440195
how much sr did you lose?
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>>174439931
Dat Mei.
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>>174440297
2 only. there was a 900sr difference between our teams.
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>>174440195
kek is that real?
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>>174440194
you need everyone to be at least high plat and knowing the role of their hero at any given point in the game
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>>174440251
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Reminder that mercy mains are possessive
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I want an image of Orisa looking sad holding a sign saying "Will trade sex for buffs."
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>>174440195

Competitive is such a shitshow, if they don't fix this MM shit I don't think I'll return in s5.
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>>174440031
I did

i lost yesterday 3 times, stopped playing

i queued up today

lost another 3 times in a row

and i queued just now, lost again

will continue until i reach SR 0 and then uninstall and go back to CSGO or some other garbage.

Solo queue is impossible to enjoy, at all. you always have to fill because everyone instalocks tracer soldier and pharah
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>>174440505
I want to bully a Mercy main
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>>174440195
It was supposed to no longer happen.

You encountered one of those infamous 6stacks that queue up at 4AM in their region hoping for easy games.
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Orisa is shit! SHIT!!!!
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>>174440195
How can they even let this happen
Kys kapplan
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>>174440413
yeah sure is, late night aussie queueing.

>>174440538
it's pretty bad.

>>174440670
I hope they enjoy their 1sr each
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>>174440758
DO NOT BULLY

SHE'S TRYING HER BEST
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Would you a human orisa?
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>>174440195
Glad to see their system isn't working like they said it would
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>>174440907
No, I'm not gay.
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>>174440907
No, only robot
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OH NO /OWG/! Overwatch just came with an update that makes it f2p AND have random Kritz!

Is it still fun?
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How do I get /vg/ to gift me overwatch?
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Is there a bust chart for Overwatch characters?
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Do your cooldowns continue to cool down while you are hacked?
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>>174441182
This isn't a Japanese game so no.
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Would the story be better if Chris Metzen was at the helm still?
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>>174441182
Wait for them to add jiggle physics first.
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Overwatch just makes me too mad to play regularly. I end up having to meditate for 2 hours after one game.
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>>174441305
No.

We'd just have more Widowmaker tier CARUPTTED XD characters.
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If I came home to Jeff fucking my wife, I'd tuck him in after he's done and ask if he wants a cup of coffee.
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Why are there no African male characters in OW?
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>>174441305
Might be more entertaining at least. Most of the stuff they've done for a while now has been really boring.
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>>174441473
Doomfist will be
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>>174441473
They haven't released Doomfist yet.
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We need a human hating Omnic in the cast.
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Has Science Gone Too Far?
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>>174441473
>Lucio
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What kind of panties do Ana and Mercy wear?
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>>174441473
Who cares. Doomfist will make it 4 non-whites in a row. Orisa might as well be black. Next we'll get an ISIS character.
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>>174440017
Fareeha is cute!
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Reminder that the real enemy in this game is not the other team but the matchmaking.
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754415323#post-1
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>>174441720
>Ultimate is like D.Va's but instant and kills the user too
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>>174441695
Mercy wears light blue. While Ana goes with traditional black lace.
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>>174441785
>not a truck that runs over the enemy team
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>>174441760
And tough
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>>174441720
I thought Ana was the ISIS character
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>>174441720
>Next we'll get an ISIS character.
But there's already Pharah and Ana.
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>>174441760
And a lesbian!
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>>174441941
>>174441938
Egyptians are white
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>tracer harassing me
>I yell "GET THE LESBIAN!"
>they have zarya, tracer, pharah and mercy
>guy on my team yells "WHICH ONE?"
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>>174441837
>Ultimate makes him drive a Truck of Peace and try to run over the enemy team
>Handling is shit on purpose

Perfect for chokes
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>>174442191
It would also fit in nicely on the london map
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>>174442172
Everyone in overwatch is gay.
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>>174441582
When you say "science" do you mean Pharmercy shippers, because if so then yes.
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>they removed no limit heroes

But why? I hate mystery heroes so much.
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>>174441612
He's Brazilian
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>>174441720
>Who cares. Doomfist will make it 4 non-whites in a row
overwatch has 8-10 white people (depending on if the junkers are white), are you really complaining about this
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>>174440339
>>174439931
>>174441236
Get your NSFW garbage off this blue board.
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>>174442384
He's clearly african.
Neither native Americans or Portoguese look like him.
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>>174442256
Bastion is straight as arrow
Winston is too, but gorillas on the moon didn't ask for consent
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>>174441779
it's amazing how many support shitters are in denial, then posting "omg i did so good heres a youtube video of my oooowning!" as proof that they deserve higher SR.
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>>174442256
Then Torbjorn with his 9-kid army and wife, Genji and Mercy come around as the straighties REEEEE.
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is there really no option to remove the hud shake? it's annoying as fuck.
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>>174442427
>omagad a game made in a white country by a white developer for white people has white characters why is this i literally can't even
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>>174442172
HA
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>>174442478
>garbage
Rude
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anyone else want an eradicator as a new assault hero?

a bit tweaked with less health and probably a toggleable shield but the concept behind them is solid and id love to see one playable in the future
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>>174442478
How about you fucking kill yourself, faggot?
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>>174442832
No, the next hero Overwatch desperately needs is another healer.

Fuck Doomfist.
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>>174442738
Why live
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>>174442832
>Humans, are you even trying?
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>widows butt is smaller than the last patch

Why the fuck is Blizzard doing this? People are talking about it on the forums like mad.
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>>174442931
What kind of healer? The ones in the game already covered every base.
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>>174442608
It is amazing how many people lack the ability to understand performance metrics are a pandora box, even though many games purposefully don't use them.
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>>174443176
I'd be more concerned about the futa cock honestly
I understand they want to appeal to the hardcore fetish /d/emographic but this is just too much
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>How to be an effective pharah
Shoot in the general, rough direction of enemies who are beneath you and much less mobile
>How to counter pharah
Consistently land accurate hits on a highly mobile hero who is in the air (seperate from all other threats) - assuming that she isn't being pocketed by a Mercy, which she almost always will be, in which case you have to land accurate hits on the Mercy, who regenerates hp if you dont hit her for ONE (1) second, whilst dodging rockets, AND then kill the pharah

Are pharah players the most braindead people to play this game? I think so.
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>>174443176
Source?
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>>174443176
there's zero posts about widow on the first page of general discussion OW forums. are you on the gamefaq forums?
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>>174443316
Some sort of a tank-healer hybrid maybe?
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>>174443176
Don't fucking lie. They haven't touched it.
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Mako or Sharkbait?
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Dunno if i'm being an idiot but is it possible for somebody to suck at King of the hill maps? We literally destroy in point capture maps and escort cargo but king of the hill is almost always a loss
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tracers cadet skin is by far her worst, don't understand how anyone can like it

dumb shoulders dumb hat and her lower body doesn't have the tights aesthetic with those redundant panels around her waist/hips

honestly all the overwatch themed skins are pretty meh except for combat muhdick mercy which might very well be the best in the game
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>>174443176
>it's real

Check in-game. It really is smaller.
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>>174443176
Good. The THICC meme is a nigger fetish
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>>174441236
I believe so.

But if you want to know for sure, just load up a "practice vs. AI" game, make the enemies all Sombras, use your abilities and wait for one of them to hack you.
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>legendary
>finally make it to the orisa part with randoms
>in caps, don't kill any orisas
>"why"
>because of bastion
>"oh"
>we kill the first bastion
>we _might_actually_do_this.png
>fuckers then focus on the first orisa
>ult bastion spawns
>kills us all
>"dude if we didn't kill the first orisa we would've been shredded there"
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>>174443794
spring break still going on?
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>>174441824
>Ana goes with traditional black lace.
Not white Egyptian cotton?
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>>174443794
>white girls can have flat asses
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>play while angry
>always get the team with the DC or the troll
>play while in a good mood
>the DC or the troll is always on the other team
Why does this happen
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>>174442478
>NSFW
here's your (you), fag
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New player here. Will lunar lootboxes ever come back?
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>>174444136
Next new year probably. Won't be year of the cock anymore, though.
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>>174444136
Next lunar new year I think, but it'll be the year of the Monkey instead.
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>>174443794
>Widow is blessed with a shapely, tall girl's ass
>the size is made to fit with the rest of her stylized proportions
>that's somehow "THICC"
Just because an ass looks nice doesn't make it equivalent to some garish, fat, protruding thing like Kim Kardashian's.
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>Year of Our Lord two-thousand and seventeen
>Ult charge STILL doesn't carry over when you die in Mystery Heroes
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>>174442832
I was a three Null Troopers as a hero, who summon in an Eradicator for a short amount of time as their ultimate. Their E could be sending a small horde of Slicers against other heroes, like a homing missile, and shift is a teleport like Reaper's. Just like how they drop pod in, in the PvE mode.

Mostly I just want to play a hero who's actually a group of heroes, I think it's cool.
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>>174440774
Cute! CUTE!
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>>174444448
>the size is made to fit with the rest of her stylized proportions

No it's not, it's painfully out of place.
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>>174444578
>>174444448
It's fine.
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>tfw no cute blue sniper hanging outside the window
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>>174444673
too big
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>>174443176
>>174443517
>>174443581
>>174443692
>>174443794
Don't listen, friends. It's the same.
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>>174444729
>>174444578
l o w t e s t
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>>174444729
>too big
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>>174444837
Thank god
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I want Combat Medic Ziegler to imprison me in a medical facility and run life-threatening on my useless body
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>>174444729
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>team can't deal with enemy tracer
wake me up
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>>174445021
Are you a little girl though
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>>174444729
u gay son
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She really hates Reyes..
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>>174442378

They removed 1v1 too, now I have to suffer through mouthbreathers in 3v3 to get my boxes.
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>>174445268
even gay people appreciate a nice ass, this guys just a retard
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anyone got tips for good turret spots for Legendary PvE? Legendary is proving to be tricky
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>>174445325
Normal mode pve is the quickest way to get boxes. It may be tedious but at least you get your boxes quick and you won't lose from dumb shit.
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>>174439931
>Tfw level 300 and still have 9 classes without legendaries

summer event
>4 legendaries
>wieghtlifter zarya and 3x white striker lucios

christmas event
>1 legendary, santa torb

robot event
>3 legendaries
>2x blue torbjorn (worst event skin) and duplicate nigger hog.

fuck my life, i just want to look cool. My legendary luck is shit and when I get them its dupes
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>>174443596

Junkenstein's monster
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>>174445451
just be a good goy and buy lootboxes
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>>174445313
>During the final days of OW, Reaper went from being a dick to full on edgelord
What/When exactly was his breaking point?
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>>174445508
This fucking statue
Imagine seeing it every day
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>>174443596
Mako is better imho.
>>174445465
Is ugly as hell
>>174445451
You're either the unluckiest man on overwatch or just too stupid to farm a few boxes or spend shekels.
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>>174445434

It takes too much time and I'm so fucking bored of it, even on normal people still play like retards and cause a team wipe for some reason.
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>>174445228
Pedo isn't in Mercy's court.
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>>174445596
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>2850 SR since forever
>friend in silver asks me to boost his account
>I'm only winning maybe 60% of these games

Shouldn't this be easier? Either my main SR is way too high or carrying in this game requires an insane gap in skill
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>have to play tracer otherwise randoms don't get eradicators or kill null units
this is so dumb
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>>174445596
I bet Reaper tried punching the statue in the dick, only to get his hand hurt and finally making him snap.
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>>174445635
>female pedo

Not possible in feminist western culture mein freunde :)
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>>174445604
pick bastion

if someone beats you to it, pick lucio and keep bastion alive
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>>174445705
>>174445705

When you have at least 1 or 2 complete liabilities on your team every game it is pretty hard.

Elo hell is real.
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>>174442478

This is an over 18 website anon.
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>>174444509
>Die
>Respawn as same hero
>But ult charge is gone
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>>174445604
>It takes too much time
It's quicker than a koth QP match but yes it is tedious.
I have played normal pve dozens (if not a hundred already) of times in the last few days (i'm sick and sleepy from the meds) and i've never wiped. Just pick bastion or torb and hard carry.
>>174445787
>pick lucio and keep bastion alive
Pick ZEN you fool, his dicsord is godlike for specials.
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I feel urgent need to play Hanzo
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>>174443794

2Edgy5Me
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>>174445451
Worst event skin is tracer's
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>>174445856
that's too much effort

if you need to use both hands you're not doing it right
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>>174445814
Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely climbing, but it's like I win 3 and lose 2. When these matches are 1000 SR below my real one.

In Dota if you stick a player in a game 1000 MMR below their real skill they will have probably a 100% winstreak for regaining the first half of it.
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>>174445596
Imagine this. I would break the moment I saw it.
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>>174445774
Still female pedo.
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>>174445981
this
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Am I a good Junkrat by tossing grenades around corners and from up above, using my mine to send Reinhardt flying into the air, and tossing my trap into the middle of a firefight?
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>winning 2-0
>some guy on your team upsets another guy on your team
>he gets tilted instantly and switches to widow/hanzo
>the whole team goes into meltdown
>3-2...DEFEAT
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>>174446327
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>>174445705
What characters are you playing to carry matches? I find tanks work the best if you're good at one because shitters will all die to their crowd control ults and not know the counterplays.
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>>174446374
I don't understand how so many people playing this game have skin thinner than paper
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Did they really shrink widows ass?im not currently home so i cant check. please say it isnt so.
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>>174446746

yes they did.

they also gave d.va a bulge
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>Amelies hair is black
>hair is blue before fully brainwashed

Who dyed her hair and why?
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A FUCKING

3

TO

0

WIN

ON FIRE ALL THE TIME

AS ANA

81% SCOPED ACCURACY

17K HEALING

AND I GET FUCKING 19 SR

TWO POINTS AWAY FROM MASTER

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

>meanwhile my gold ranked pharah on my smurf gets 30+ each win on average

simply epic
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>>174446942
Supports get little SR.
>>
>playing support
>enemy comp is torbjörn, pharah, junkrat
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>>174447065
It's almost like playing support requires little skill
>>
>>174447065
that's not true

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754415323#post-1
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>>174447237
I'd say that applies to shit like Lucio and Mercy, but Zen should be rewarded, and Ana some too if she plays exceptionally well.
>>
>being matched with tards for legendary
>none of them have the other difficulty achievements
i swear they shouldn't have given out stacked achievements
the worst part is, that they keep trying to play a difficulty not suited for them
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>>174447362
>Lucio v2.0 is little skill
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>>174439931

>play competitive
>shit team again
>support shitter suddenly starts harassing me because I can't 1v6 and shoot through DvA and Rein shields
>refute his points with logic
>says his main is over 4000 SR and therefore he's right

Everytime.
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Is the Lucio's bump reduced by armor?
Or does it bump to same distance regardless of the target's size?
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>>174446327
nice, she has an owl neck
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>>174447342
I play zenyatta and even if I lose I mostly lose less sr than I gain from a win
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>>174445831
you'd think so, but you 14 year olds keep posting your shit tier toon wives
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>>174445508
We know he was always an ass. I wonder if the reason he looks so young has something to do with him being a nano-machine monster now. That might explain the edginess.
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>>174447674
Armor / health / physical size irrelevant.

If you boop a target running away from you he'll go flying at sanic speed.

If you boop a target running towards you he'll barely nudge.
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>>174445597
>too stupid to farm a few boxes or spend shekels
>too stupid to [...] spend shekels
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>>174440251
>>174440450
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>>174447674
When Lucio says "Boop" it means you fucking fly. No exceptions.
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>>174447946
Oy vey, how dare that goy not spend money on our boxes!
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>enemy team has a symm and a leaver for half the match
>we still lose

i cant even begin to describe the hatred I harbor for this pathetic excuse for entertainment
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Which Overwatch girl is this?
>>
>lost 4 in a row

What now?
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>>174448120
Tracer
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>>174448169
Git gud
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>>174448115
>Healer switches to DPS
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>>174448293
>it's always a girl
>>
does anyone have that old ana portrait with well drawn hair
>>
>>174445508
Rayes was originally going to be the head of Overwatch. He was the original team commander. But the international community decided to put Morrison in charge instead.
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>>174448380
This?
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>>174447898
A lot of hispanic dudes plateau for a long time before they really start aging badly
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>>174448502
yeah. thanks!
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>>174440251
ok how lame am I?
>>
How do I get /overwatch/ to gift me VG?
>>
>"I main supports but I'm not good with Mercy xD"
>"I am picking Winston to combo" Every person on the other team can easily counter him.
>Mention that we need a Reinhardt, I am playing Lucio as our only good healer, so I can't switch.
>Get ignored
>Lose

Competitive is so fun, isn't it?
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Got 3 legendary skins since the event started. STILL no fucking uprising legendary. I just know my next gold will be a dupe or coins.
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>Hanzo gets POTG
>"Sharpshooter"
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Why does everyone make fun of supports?

Honestly, playing as DPS, its not really much harder.

Like, Soldier 76 is babbytier mode, doesnt even have a fucking recoil AND is hitscan.

Pharah is even more of a joke, if you are decent at predicting the enemy movement you destroy the whole team by yourself.

The only DPS that needs some skill imo is tracer, because you need really good tracking to get headshots, otherwise you are just annoying but not dangerous.

Ana and zen are much much harder than those above.
>>
>in the middle of a team fight
>your display driver has suspended and recovered

Guess I'm not buying from AMD ever again, this shit keeps happening lately.
>>
>>174442427
>depending on if the Junkers are white
I don't even play this game or read the comics anymore but
>Australian
>Kiwi
>Either black as shit aboriginals or white as fuck people on either island

>Mako Rutledge
>Jamison Fawkes
Ah yes those are definitely diverse names for people of color
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REEEEE BLIZZARD JUST GIVE ME MY SKIN
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>>174448805
>mfw got reins and mercy's and each legendary ive gotten since has been dupes of those
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>reaperfags delusional as shit
>crowfeet
>wrinked brow
>saggy cheeks
>"so young"
i'm sure in the future, during the omnic crisis, they didn't destroy all the hair dye in the world.
>>
>>174448502
This artist draws old Ana well.

>I will let Jack and Fareeha go.. if you do a little something for me
>>
>>174448847
>>
>>174447213

>last point of anubis
>enemy goes full cancer on defense with orisa, bastion, torb and sym
>>
>>174440128
>good
>sombra
unless you're in ctf you gotta pick only one of the above
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>widowmaker switches to [tank or symmetra]
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>>174447903
ok thank's
>>174447997
I don't know, man, Roadhog, D.va and Orisa are pretty hard to make fly.
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>>174448912
I wanna pet her tummy.
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>>174447636

This is why I stopped playing comp, I just don't have the energy to babysit retards anymore.
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>>174448847
>Why does everyone make fun of supports?
Some people tend to see Mercy as the "girlfriend hero" that requires very little mechanical skill, but that's it.

Zenyatta, Lucio v2.0 and Ana are all legit as fuck and require unironic skill.
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>>174440251
>>
>been playing since 9am
>almost 3:30pm
>took me that long to grind 50 sr

I feel suicidal right now. The sheer stupidity at diamond and plat shitters makes me wanna bash my skull in. I had quitters and attack symm every other game. I never won more than 2 in a row.
>>
>>174440907
no, but i would a centaur orisa
>>
>>174448497

>putting a spic in charge instead of an aryan man

UN did good
>>
>>174449080

I stopped playing comp because of that and because I only get 15 SR for a win and 30 SR for a loss
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>>174448847

>See a Genji on our Mercy, throw a healing orb on her so she lives.
>Genji gives up on her, turns to me.
>Chases me around the mercy with a healing orb on him for 4 solid seconds so I can't solo him.
>Mercy continues pocketing her full health friend on the team until I die.

This is why no one respects Mercy players. She's the brunt of the criticism and she deserves it.
>>
>>174448497
Morrison is a better poster boy anyway, can you imagine Reyes in his full Tacticool gear scowling menacingly on PR stuff?
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>>174448912
It's garbage though. I got it in my first lootbox, regretfully.
>>
>>174443665
I just go full retard with a DPS on king of the hill mode, I just play Lucio on those modes and carry on with my life ;__;
>>
>finally try Orisa for the first time after taking a bit of an OW break
>love her entire playstyle, dominating games and really feeling the good vibes I got back when I first played the game
>no longer bitter about the shallow map design
>enter this thread hoping to learn some cool stuff and talk about Orisa
>everyone says she underpowered and shit

Same thing happened with D.Va around/before launch.
Soon...
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>tfw you get all the vote for pressing LMB and sometimes RMB all game
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>>174450065
I like Orisa.

Especially when she uses Halt on my team and tries peppering them only to have all that deflected back.
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She kept doing this emote for few minutes nut
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>>174450414
Best emote
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>>174442427
>if the Junkers are white
>if
Maybe Roadhog and that's only because of his legendaries, but how is Junkrat even up for debate?
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Vishkar Fareeha
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>play expert
>three tank bastions as soon as you enter the factory
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>174450650
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>>174449650
Fucking this.
I main support and i make it my priority to keep the other support alive if possible. Ana players will nade their teammate, lucios will boop the enemy flanker away, zenyattas will orb their fellow support and discord the flanker.
But not fucking mercy players. As soon as that little shift icon appears they'll fly to the safety of their tank or dps.
God i fucking hate mercy players so much. Not only do they play the lowest skill floor character in the game, they're always entitled and self-centered. Every last one of them.
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>>174450650
I'm okay with this
>>
>>174450842
Should only happen if you killed the first Orisa
otherwise, it would probably be the tank Bastions you haven't killed during the payload mission
>>
>>174450640
apparently debris dust can change ethnicity.
>>
>>174450414

The player was probably jerking off.
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>>174450027
>queue for Normal
>pick Torb
>stick turret on objective
>sit emote on objective
>spam "Hard work pays off" constantly while sitting
>only get up if you are about to get kicked, shoot a single enemy, then sit back down
>almost always have gold for kills and have literally never lost this way even with someone leaving
>Luigiwinsbydoingnothing.avi
Some people love it, too. Pic related.
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>>174450650
Cute, CUTE!
>>
>>174451345
saying ultimate charge lets you sit idle
>>
oh god

you're all shitters

every single one of you

just all shitters, what a waste of time coming here
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>3000
JUST
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>>174451646
tfw Tracer will never sit on your face
>>
Does this song fit well with young Ana?
https://youtu.be/ogCav21c2Fo

I also feel like Don Henley's other song "Dirty Laundry" also fits with young Jack Morrison during the downfall years.
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>>174451603
/owg/ is nothing compared to the official forums.
>>
>No Italian hero
>No Spaniard hero
Overwatch more like overburger
>>
>>174451930
There's only three american characters
>>
>>174451975
Who?
>>
>>174452038
Reaper, Soldier: 76, and McCree.
>>
>>174452038
Soldier: 76
Reaper
McCree
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i don't deserve to be in this rank
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>>174452136
plat is hell dude. I am never getting out.
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>>174451930
>wanting a plate of spaghetti as a hero
>>
>>174450065
Why do you enjoy making your team lose?
>>
>>174441720
Hi, /pol/, overflowing again like the faulty septic tank you are?
>>
>>174452136

Ah, Plat Junkrat. My condolences.
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>>174452320
git gud
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>>174450650
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Best buddies. Best pals.
Friends forever.
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>you will never capture Hanzo, bind him, and make him your love slave
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>>174451549
Neat, that should help.
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I've still not had one, -ONE- uprising skin from this event.

Blizzard are trying real fuckin hard to get me to buy lootboxes aren't they
>>
How much of a shitshow do you think s5 will be?
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>>174452984
This anon is getting uppity.
Don't give him legendaries until he buys at least 40 lootboxes
>>
>>174452984
this cat's open mouth looks like bastion's head thingy
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>>174452984
i bought 50, got 7 legendaries, 4 were uprising 2 dupes of uprising and i've been getting a suspicious amount of more legendaries since.
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>>174448805
>gold coins
>mcree legendary (non-event)
>dyke tracer legendary
>FUCKING BOTH TORB LEGENDARIES
>gold coins
>dupe legendary

all I wanted was the widow skin. the only event legendaries I got were the SHITTY TORB SKINS. not even going to equip them out of spite
>>
how to instantly recharge ult in 8 seconds:

https://youtu.be/9j8AH66GnGE
>>
So I'm finally taking up McCree. Any particular settings that matter a lot for hitscan players I'm unaware of? Monitor is shit for this but not much I can do about that.
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>>174453176
Depends on if they change anything with placements or what balance adjustments will have happened by then. I doubt anything will come close to early s1.
>>
>>174446374
I fucking hate this. It's always some fucking European who is so mad despite us winning, I don't get it. I'm chipper as fuck when we're in the lead.

We won hanamura last night and this French fucko just kept screaming 'fuck you noob team noob pharah I carry'
>>
>>174453176
the game is in it's most balanced state currently, can only see if doomfist will shake things up
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Is plat still the biggest bracket in terms of population? It's a real mixed bag of skill levels.
>>
What's a good win % for competitive?
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>>174452984
I got the Widow one and almost all leg skins,but I don't even play her.
>>
>>174453613
Probably looks about the same as last season.
>>
>>174453176
>implying they won't just reset and call it season 1 again
>>
>>174452136

>play Mercy
>enemy Junkrat keeps spamming bombs
>just heal all my teammates back up without an issue
>get my ult in 10 seconds
>enemy team just gets farmed and I manage to rez 3 times in the span of 2 minutes

And to top it off, the Junkrat main always boasts about how he got gold damage. Junkrat mains, not even once.
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QUICK

POST YOUR WAIFU AND WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX1SnvmhKcI
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>>174453614
51% means you are better than the people you are currently playing with and generally means you will climb. 50% means you are right where you belong. 49% or lower means you are worse than the people you are playing with. Note that the SR system is stupid and this may not be true.

In a perfect matchmaking system, assuming people play perfectly and have had enough games, everyone should have 50%, except for the absolute best player (who should have 100%) and the absolute worst player (who should have a 0% winrate).
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>>174454147
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>>174454013
I have no waifu and I'm not listening to music right now
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>>174451687
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>174454013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>
>>174453936
>tfw diamond and up is top 13~% of everyone

It would be nice to see this as some sort of curve because I honestly can't see any difference between platinum and diamond, and really masters players just seem to have better aim than diamond players.

console.
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The detail on my character models just went to shit and I can't figure out why. My graphics are on ultra, but it looks like this and my VRAM usage is around 530 MB on a 2 GB card.
Did I break something?
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>>174454324
>console

Irrelevant then
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How to end myself quickly?
>>
Does anyone want to play comp with me I'm Bronze.
>>
Why are Orisa's projectiles, fucking projectiles? She should have a hitscan similar to D. Va. Of course it should be slightly stronger, as she doesn't have D.Va's ability to escape as easily.

I really don't get why you would design a TANK to be completely worthless at combat, tanks need to do at least some damage or the other team will just ignore them.
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>>174453484
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>>174454338
console graphics
>>
>>174454147
What the fuck? That's... certainly something
That somehow gave me an idea for a satyr skin for Lucio though
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>>174454013
https://youtu.be/nd4j1Ms1VYE
>>
>be me
>be Rein
>land a 5 man earthshatter on enemy team just inches before they deliver the payload
>get killed by a dead eye mccree who was hanging in the back before i could firestrike and wipe them

I literally punched my monitor and now a good quarter of it is black.

how do I stop getting mad at vidya
>>
>>174454503
Stop being a pussy, you lose games because you sit back and you don't try to flank or push through choke points. Or you're playing stupid shit like Genji defense/Torb.
>>
>>174454770
Put a glass on monitor. It will ease the damage next time
>>
What dances do you want to see for each character?

>Widowmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRFXvvAaqA

>Mei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KddOZHoiThs

>Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLoTlJilWxk&t=115s

>Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

>Sombra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLCJsIof8s
>>
>>174454973
>Zarya
https://youtu.be/PWmfNeLs7fA
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>tfw favorite characters to play are Junkrat, Sombra and hanzo
>tfw get flamed for even mentioning them
Its not fair
>>
>>174454013
https://youtu.be/q304Xrp_ngQ
>>
>>174454257
>no bulge

It's shit.
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>>174455256
Try being a reaper main
Life is suffering until he gets his much needed buff.
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>>174455323
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>>174439931
E X T R A

T H I C C
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>>174454839
Not really man. I almost always try to go for the objective. It's just almost every of last 30 games ppl just refused to group went to obj alone or tried to flank resulting in their constant deaths. I play as dps, tank, offtank, healers but what can I do to prevent those motherfuckers to die for nothing?
>>
>>174454681
Orisa's strategy is to anchor her team, stay in relatively the same area, and slow people down with Halt to get headshots
>>
can the e-sport meme die already?
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>>174455362
>we're trying some stuff internally on Reaper right now. I don't know if it will see the light of day or not, but it's internal only right now, and it's very minor. Just a little bit of quality of life issues that we're trying to pick up with him. I think Reaper is not in a terrible spot.

Reaper isn't getting shit
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>>174454013
Fareeha

Artificial Brain - Estranged From Orbit
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>>174455362
>those times Winston is in your backline giving mercy the rajang treatment and you get to whip out the reaper
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>>174454013
tooby

seagull stream
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>>174454681
>Tanks should do massive DPS!

And that right there is one big reason why Overwatch fails.
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>>174455671
>darkluigi
Why is it that anything that involves luigi cracks me up every time
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>>174453614
50% or above
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>>174455614
What's wrong with watching a game being played at its highest level?
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>>174455527
click your best character play to the best of your abilities and pray to whatever god you worship that your teammates will do the same
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>>174455480
It's not gay if it's a girl dick anon.
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>>174455671
>darkluigi
>succgod
everytime
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>>174454013
https://youtu.be/NaayFaRRnp0
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Popquiz hotshots.

Which Overwatch girl is the most notorious anal slut?
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>tfw i met a girl on Overwatch and now I pay her $500 a month to send me cute good morning texts and talk to me on the phone for 5-10 minutes a week

jealous?
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>>174456243
You just know Mercy is into that.
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>>174456243
Genji
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>>174456243
Protip:Ana is just her nickname.
Guess how she got it
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>tfw every match you're in as either the edgelord or the monkey and the other team has the other one devolves into a grudge match between the two of you
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>>174456253
>I pay her $500 a month to send me cute good morning texts and talk to me on the phone for 5-10 minutes a week

I get all that for free just by saving Mercy players from flankers.
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>Rein presses Q and stuns everyone remotely near him due to massive range and it's broken ass weird persistent hitbox that can stun you after he smacks it down
>Rein hammercoppters to smack everything a 365 degree arc that pierces shields and hits multiple opponents for 75 DPS
>Pin that can also instantly kill most of the cast
>Shield that defines the fucking game

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY
WHY IS THIS GAME REINWATCH
WHY IS REIN ONLY COUNTERED BY REIN
WHY DOES A MAPWIDE STUN CONE WITH ZERO WINDUP CHARGE SO FAST

FUCK
THIS
FUCKING
HERO
REEEEEEEE
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>uprising
>its a reinhardt player goes solo off auto-attacking small minions as the entire team dies episode
>lose on hard
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>>174456408
ANAL NANA
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whoops thread moves fast, just woke up

>>>174410379

here's a sketch of dva with an upskirt, minus a skirt I guess lol.

I'll work on some more after I get back.
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>>174456734
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>>174454013
Fareeha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX_6C1XOLEY
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>>174456359
>implying not Reyes
Why do you think he was so ass hurt all the time after Jack got promoted as Strike Commander instead of him?
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>>174456668
>earthshatter goes through the payload
>earthshatter climbs up a wall and catches me in the window at Hanamura
>earthshatter catches me in the air as Pharah
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>>174456668
there are at least three other, better shooters you can play.

Overwatch is the Smash Bros Brawl of arena shooters, with TF2 being the Melee.
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>Decide to have a nice relaxing game of QP
>Enemy teams all have 1000 average SR on us
>Team always picks a 2/3 combination of Genji/Hanzo/Widow
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>>174456783
d.va is more petite than that
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>>174457363
No it's not. Atleast Brawl had a story mode.
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>>174457402
>relaxing in qp
>not uprising pve
get optimal friendo
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>Been playing for about a week now
>Main Lucio
>Always have fun, even when our team doesn't do so hot.

why is lucio the most comfy main /owg/?
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>>174457402
>3500+ is only three percent of the game's population
>they're all I get in qp
>have to wait longer for a match too

Just once I'd like to be on the higher side of everyone in the match
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>>174457741
he's just so fucking positive you can't help, but love him.
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>>174456928
Drink bleach
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>>174456668
Here's hoping Doomfist is good against barriers. I really want him to be like a version of Winston that is better against single targets, and beats the fuck out of barriers.
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>>174457338
>enemy rein does earthshatter
>goes through 3 hallways, a rein shield, and the payload to hit you

>you do earthshatter
>gets caught on a tiny fire hydrant and somehow hits no one
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>>174440450
>zen main

My fucking nigga.
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>>174456668
>he has trouble with an ult that is nullified by doorframes, small rocks, and signs
>has a gun
>still goes within melee range of a melee hero
>he's literally incapable of shooting a charging reinhardt, which on it's own, is literally a free kill for your team
L M A O
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>>174457741
Lucio isn't Swedish enough to be my main
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Which Overwatch waifu would be most likely to be completely vanilla and want a lovey dovey relationship with a bf?
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>comp in upper plat (2800)
>teammate chooses lucio
>spends all his time boosting into enemy backline, trying to wallride and get kills
>only changes to heals when he gets low
>kills maybe 5 people entire game

this new lucio update was terrible in every possible way. if you honestly think "battle lucios" are a thing do your team a favor and neck yourself.
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>>174458171
Zarya
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>>174458171
Pharah and Mei desu.
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>>174458171
We've already seen one that does
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>>174458171
Pharah is pure
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>>174457910

>Passively immune to all stuns/ pulls to shit for immunity to grav/hook/earthshatter/pin
>Melee can be single target punches that do 70 or so damage but doubles on shields

Everything else about the hero could be lackluster as fuck as long as he was immune to the cancer in this game
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>>174457741
the new lucio is really fun, so glad blizzard reworked him
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>>174458171
Mei. She seems like a vanilla, missionary position and cuddles afterwards type. She would also love to hold hands and do cutesy things like that.
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>>174458374
is small and unappealing
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>>174448981
>he thinks a character with a high skill floor who gets played semi-regularly in (Korean) pro tournaments is bad
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>>174458171
Mercy would be the most vanilla to balance out all the chocolates.
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>>174458382
STAHP
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So /owg/, am I correct in believing if that an Orisa has gold damage and gold eliminations, her team is trash?
Leaning more towards gold damage being what gives it away over gold eliminations.
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Why do people complain when others throw when they choose an off-meta hero, e.g. Symmetra, Torbjorn, Sombra, etc.?

Whats more important, winning or getting to play your hipster le meme fuckin hero? Switch, shut your baby raging mouth up and win.
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>>174458470
>but the pros do it!
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>>174458558
No, not really, eliminations maybe but gold damage should be expected.
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>>174458558
she does 216/sec optimally at any range, and can fire continuously for 12 seconds
all her abilities keep her alive or let her do more damage

if she dosen't have at least silver damage something is wrong
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>>174458595
Winning with your le meme hero in order to try and break the meme.
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>>174458595
>I'm not sure we'll win with your pick but now I'll make sure we won't

Fantastic
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>>174449135
>playing a time before 10:00pm.
You were asking for it. All the crap players and kids play during the morning and afternoon. If you really want to rank up play after 10:00pm. That's when all the kids go to bed and all the good players get on. AfterNi started doing this I would gain like 50 sr after and hour and a half of playing.
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This is Gérard and Amélie Lacroix. They just got married and are wondering

What position should they have sex in tonight?
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>>174458382
Mei would probably have sex with you once a month after marriage. She'd be very frigid.

>>174458171
unironically Sombra and Orisa.
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>>174458470
>extremely high-level strats that only work with a perfectly coordinated team are totally usable in solo q guys
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>>174458850
titty fuck

gerry likes 'em small
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>>174458470

>high skill floor

That's exactly her problem. It takes too much work just to get the same effect as everyone else. Her skill ceiling is equal to 76's and could be even less than McCree's & Widow's
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>>174458850
With an ass THAT PHAT?

Doggy style...

Lord knows I do some unholy things to that ass
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>>174455837

> Highest Level

Video Games are like 80% lucky people, 10% hacking Koreans, and 10% people with no life.

Either way it's not a "sport".
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>>174458917
that attitude has kept league of legends shitters going for years, and now they're importing it here
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>>174458850
Missionary, passionately, tenderly, lovingly and without protection.
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>>174458736
Uhh... no? She does 144DPS.
For reference, Soldier does 175DPS at his optimal range.
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>>174458816
>>I'm not sure we'll win with your pick but now I'll make sure we won't
I will never understand this "logic" throwers use
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>>174458850
they've already screwed hundreds of times you kissless virgin they aren't wondering about that shit
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>>174459135
optimally, as in w/ all headshots friend
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>>174458917
If a fucking leaf with tendinitis can climb to top500 maining her why can't you?
>>
mummy
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>>174458856
>Sombra desperately trying to balance a normal relationship with a boy and be a vigilante hacker
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjSP0zwh8LY
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>>174459217
But that's still wrong. If she fired all of her shots optimally it'd then be 288DPS over 216DPS.
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how do i git gud at tracer

please
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>>174459381
Hug your enemies like you would hug her and shoot them on the neck.
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>>174458595
>How dare you try to play your main!
>I'm going to purposely do bad now just because you're playing your best hero!
We aren't the toxic ones here. We know that us picking Hanzo, WidowMaker, Bastion, or attack Sym will help the team more because they are our best character. All you have to do is build around that person pick their "bad" hero and you will win, or at least politely ask them to switch. Because I will tell you that when people yell at me to switch off my "bad" hero, even if I was about to switch off, I won't because they are being a dick.
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>>174459381
aim
reaction time
knowing when to engage
not blinking into random shit like a retard
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>>174459581
>Hug your enemies like you would hug her
So, switch to Winston?
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>tfw in the top 1% of all Overwatch players worldwide for environmental kills as Pharah

it's a good feel knowing you are hated.
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>>174458917
My winrate with her fluctuates between 55 and 65% and I only solo queue.

>implying you need to even use a mic, let alone have "excellent coordination", to press Q at the right moment in a teamfight
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>>174459217
Dude, getting a finishing blow as Orisa is enough to make you smile from how fucking rare it is. Landing headshots consistently on moving targets is unicorn levels of rare.
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>>174459381
the new event is actually good for learning tracer if you force yourself
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>>174459804
oh nice, post overbuff profile, let's see that 65% win rate
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>>174459327
That's what Fareeha calls her
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>Friend plays Zarya a lot and almost always gets POTG as her
>Tried her out when I first started but couldnt aim for shit and disliked how squishy she was
>Mfw I have been playing her almost exclusively now
>Mfw almost dont rely on a healer and have high energy almost all the time
>Mfw melting 76 or Mercy in seconds

Damn this is satisfying.
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>we live in a day and age where choosing against the meta anbd trying new things isn't heralded but frowned upon
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>>174458171
Mercy is clearly the most vanilla overwatch

She probably wants to go out together every saturday to the farmers market
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>>174460176
had a similar experience except for with McCree.
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Can someone fill me in on what "Tobelstein" is in OW?
Zarya has a spray titled that and Orisa suppasably uses a miniature tobelstein reactor, referencing her mini graviton surge. But I always thought that the word tobelstein came from a common mishearing of Zarya's ult line; It isn't what she actually says.
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>>174460137
That's not healthy. Not when she has a mother who's alive.
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>>174460137
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>>174460261
McCree is pretty meh in my opinion, he pales in comparison to 76.
But man, is even a mediocre Potg as McCree the most satisfying as shit.
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Aïe!
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>>174460075
What would that even prove my guy? Wouldnt you rather I take a time stamped photo of my career profile with this thread open on the other monitor?
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>>174459898
You must be bad at aiming, then. Also when will you peopel fucking realize and accpet that Orisa's primary weapon is for suppression fire at far targets and for killing mid to near targets.
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>>174460305
I think it's the name of the guy who invented this kind of reactor
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>>174460176
Is that Russian whore crushing Guyman?
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>>174454013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
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Fastest mode to get all the weekly rewards with?
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Does your competitive rank affect your OverBuff rank for individual heros? Is it purely by how much your play that hero and how you do as that hero, or does you being in gold or grandmaster affect it? So for example could a platinum player ever be the #1 Soldier player or will he forever have a higher rank because he is in platinum?
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>>174460305
A form of technology that creates energy spheres that collapse in on themselves, creating an immense gravitation pull inwards.
Orisa's does it once before fading, Zarya's lingers for a few seconds.
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>>174460227
>wants to go every Saturday to the farmers market
this is oddly relevant to what I do on almost every weekend
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>>174460425
She could climb inside his armor and operate it as a mecha-suit.
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>>174460448
It's a robot toy she's crushing in front of Bastion.
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>>174460490

all heroes, normal.

just pick bastion or orisa
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>>174460490
Most guaranteed is Normal Uprising
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>>174457338
>earthshatter has any hitbox in the air at all

This makes no god damn sense.
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>>174460684
>what is fluid force transfer

somebody failed high school physics
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>>174460490
3v3 is the fastest if you can carry as Roadhog, but the uprising event on normal is the easiest. If your confident you can carry then do 3v3, if you want a pretty much 100% win rate then uprising.
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This spray is Overwatch's biggest bullshit.

It's misleading as fuck, making people think Jack is not Pharah's father.

They really should specify that's actually Pharah's uncle.
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>>174460216
There's no team game where picking off-meta encouraged, because the meta is the meta for a reason. The issue in Overwatch is that at the mid to shitter skill level where people complain the most about the other players on their team and are most likely to get autismic about meta picks, there are very few heroes considered "in the meta". It's at the point where obviously good heroes like Tracer, Zenyatta, and Mei are off the table if you don't want to play with a squealing russian teenager in your ear tilting and trying to throw the game to spite you. I started my placements this season with gold SR's in the match for some reason; It was terrible when can't-aim-for-shit Soldier 176 told me to switch off top damage Zen every time he died to Pharah.
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Lore question - so is Pharah not actually in "Overwatch" proper? If not then why is she part of the cast?
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>>174460962
Shipping really needs to fuck off from this general.
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>>174460785
>Earthshatter is water

It is obviously a flat tree that he lays on the ground.
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>>174460962
he's literally John Redcorn lad
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>>174458382
>Mei
>pure

yeah right
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>>174459584
>Hanzo mains
a good 80% of them are shit and can only get kills with their ult if a Zaryas on their team

>Widowmaker
Don't care about the objective, subscribed to Kephrii on Twitch and jerk off to his vods but too delusional too realize they will never be able to do what he does.

>Symmetra
Defense Syms usually die before they can get their TP up, so useless. Winston is becoming a more chosen hero as well, so her turrets are also useless.

>Sombra
Shit awareness, always use ult when literally no one is around.

Say what you will, but it's literally a case of "no one ever uses this hero, i wanna be good at it" when in reality, with the current meta and abilities, some of these heroes are just not viable whatsoever. Each role has better options than what these people pick.

>Offense
Soldier > McCree > Pharah > Genji > Tracer > Sombra > Reaper

>Defense
Bastion > Mei > Torbjorn > Junkrat > Widowmaker > Hanzo

>Tank
Reinhardt > Zarya > Winston > D.Va > Orisa

Support
Ana > Lucio > Mercy > Zenyatta > Symmetra

Stop trying to be a special snowflake, otherwise enjoy them Ls, f words.
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>>174458191
I'm fine with battle Lucio as long as they realize when to stop. If they see it's working out and they are getting relevant picks then by all means keep doing it. If they just did the whole time, or his team keeps dying from lack of heals then stop.
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>>174460439
>>174460531
I it coincidence that the name is what people think her ult sounds like? or did Blizzard just stoop to memeing? I'm pretty sure the "Tobelstein" spray has been in since well before launch, but "I'm going for the Tobelstein!" was a joke before the beta even began
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>>174461062
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>>174461123
Pure as the falling snow! She wants nothing more than a boyfriend!

No! Not just any boyfriend! A cute, silly one that she can be lovey dovey with!
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>>174461043
She's not a part of Overwatch. Never actually was either. She's in the cast just like how Lucio and D.va are. You know Tracer's little "the world could always use more heroes"? Well, that's what those three are basically. Pharah did want to join Overwatch but never got the chance to.
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>>174461043
Like half of the characters in this game have no relation to Overwatch whatsoever, but in case of Pharah, she is the daughter of second-in-command, she's, basically, grown up with Overwatch, and she's always dreamt about joining them.
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>>174461140
Why are you implying that by merely picking meta hero you ensuring victory?
Dudes you are not pros.Your opponents are not pros either.You are not utilizing heroes to their 100% potential.Stop behaving that sub optimal choices are automatically loses your game
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>>174461140
you're not even speaking for the worth of a hero, just the worth of the stereotype of people who main it
fuck off, use a trip so I can block you at the very least
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>>174461043
She is not in the organisation in-universe, though presumably she'll join and they'll make a comic about it. Not all the characters are even related to Overwatch yet, like Junkrat/Roadhog or Symmetra/Lucio who haven't even spoken with anyone from overwatch and are just sort of in their own self-contained stories
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>>174461123
Is there a source for this? Is she chubby in the source?
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>>174461571
A meta comp will win more than an off meta comp, prove me wrong.
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>>174461375
>implying the one who secretly wants a boyfriend to be silly and be lovey dovey with isn't __Zarya__
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>>174461043
overwatch no longer exists in the universe, but the storyline will eventually shift to a "overwatch needs to be back" with all of the troubles going on around the world, and that's when d.va/lucio/pharah/etc all show up.
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>>174458850
But necrophilia is a crime
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>>174461697
what if one or more of the players on your team happen to be bad at all the meta heroes? the heroes are different enough in playstyle that at a huge range of skill levels, that's very likely
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>>174461697
Any comp where players know what they are doing and enjoying it (assuming they got basic things like having a healer and tank )will win against comp of constantly tilting and angry metaslaves. Prove me wrong
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>>174461375
keep telling yourself that
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>>174461850

Not this guy but if you're a one trick justifying shitting up the game by "I haven't bothered to even try to learn anything else so this is all I can do" you are actually the worst kind of player.
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>>174461676
The Girly Watch 2
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>>174461052
Well, besides the obvious Torb/wife, Tracer/Emily, and Genji/Mercy being pretty heavily implied, everything else is eh.
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>>174461676
the girly watch 2 sinner comics.
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>>174461759
That's a good option too

Too bad any doujins would be awful fetish shit
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>>174461375
Things they did at Ecoipoint Antarctica could make Ziegler blush
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>>174462015
Oh I agree with that; I've served my time in gold with the hanzo mains. But you can't force players like that into meta heroes they don't play and expect to improve your odds.
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>>174462134
Where is Genji/Mercy implied, shipfag?
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>>174461958
>Sombra
43% win rate

>Widow and Hanzo
47% win rate

For r words, like yourself, this means picking these heroes means they lose more than they win.
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>>174462196
Playing a dangerous game there anon
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>>174462015
Would you be complaining about one trick ponies if they only played a meta character like Soldier or Rein? Or do you only complain about people who main "bad" heroes?
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>>174462361
So heroes that make people tilt and throw games tend to be in losing games more?
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>>174461140
Fuck off Reddit.
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>>174443316
The kind that would make mercy even more irrelevant
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>>174462361
Go back to /lolg/ and come back to us on your 18th birthday.
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Why is QP such a huge shitshow?
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>yfw you lose that extremely close game
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>yfw -90points
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>>174462359
What, reactions when they witness the other getting eliminated, letters being sent in Reflections, the Valentine's day event lines not implying that those two are most likely a thing not enough for you?
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>>174460962
I think Ana/76 is a thing but I don't think Fareeha is Jack's daughter. You can love a single mom ya know.
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>>174462361
so mccree (who you ranked second best in offense) has a lower winrate than widow or hanzo?
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Do I get more SR if I am facing people with highe SR?
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>>174461140
>D.va and winston that low
>the pros that you are dicksucking all thread about their choices use them in the majority of their games now
>same thing with tracer and genji
>you want to be a metaslave but you are so stupid to even do it right

Please fuck off and/or stop baiting (you)s
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>>174462361
What a surprise. The heroes that have people like you purposelessly throwing games just because someone picked them have a lower win rate. Who would of guessed that?
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>>174462629
git gud
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>>174462647
Valentine lines are not canon senpai. Everything else is you reaching
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How can anyone defend the SR system?
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>>174462647
It still doesn't mean shit. Until Chu hamfists a full blown confession/direct kiss it'll be nothing more than cringy subtext.
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>tfw you shitstomp the enemy so hard on a relative niche pick hero that the enemy team tries to copy you on them but fails miserably.

I can't be the only one this happens to, right?
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>>174462647
By that kind of logic hog/rat is also 'heavily implied'.

I'd give you the valentine's day lines, but those never made it out of the PTS, which means as of right now those interactions are still just part of Chu's fanfiction.
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>>174462731
IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE LOBBY BUT I STILL LOST
im so mad at this game and you

i wish you many torb mains in your team
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>>174460962
So pharah's 'uncle' is a trannie?
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>"mercy means somehow infest the the top 500"
>"they can't even stay in it, but they sure as hell sneak in"
seagull on mercy mains
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>shipposting
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>>174462942
>i wish you many torb mains in your team
Still better than having you on my team.
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>>174462836
There are probably a few arguments but it's pretty widely accepted that the system is shit
>Your SR gain is dictated by how well you do as that hero compared to people of similar level
>If you play an off-meta pick like Sombra really well you can get a shitload of SR compared to a Soldier or something
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>>174463034
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>>174462629
>successfully holding first point
>other team hasn't even touched the point because we every push because our Mercy is a god
>a minute and a half to go
>our Mercy gets disconnected
>we lose because we didn't realize she left and were waiting on rez to save us
>I lose 40 points
>mfw
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So when is there going to be a comic about the Overwatch going against drumpf
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>tfw you realize ana's darts recoil pattern
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>>174460176
Everyone always associated Zarya's pink hair with her being an SJW, but not until I started playing her did I understand what that even stands for: She Just Wins.
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>>174462890
>destroy other team as defense Sym
>other team goes Sym on defense
>thinks that all you need to do is microwave for easy win
>we steam roll them because their Sym was garbage and didn't know what she was doing
>mfw
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Rein/Ana main
Enemy phara fucking around
Our soldier cant take her out even though im helping him with the Mercy
"Soldier why arent taking down the phara?! Ana Why the fuck arent you healing?!"
Our other dps is a goddamn junkrat
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>>174462832
The Valentine lines isn't because they're actually getting chocolate, all it is is implying that there's some romantic interest between the two. Reflections literally has Genji and Mercy with both writing and reading a received letter respectively. Genji yelling "Angela" when she dies and Mercy saying she was too late when Genji gets killed shows they're close. I'm no shipfag but it's being pretty implied there.


>>174462847
I only said implied. I didn't say anything else about it being canon. That's why I specified "implied". I mean, word's going around that Mercy says she misses Genji in Uprising, but I don't know if that's true or not.
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>>174462932
Not the guy you were replying to but hog/rat are nothing more than good friends that care about each other. Please don't ruin these characters for me.
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>>174448293
not if theyre zenyatta (then theyre already dps)
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>>174463458
Genji also yells master when zenyatta dies. Does it mean that he's in love with him too?
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When will Amélie save us from the omnigger menace?
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>>174463306
>"Sym is good" meme
Hahaha I'm lolling
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>>174462932
The lines made it to the live servers.

I'm starting to think this whole "lines didn't make it out of the PTR" was spread around by some shipfags mad that Genji and Mercy got the Valentine's day lines in the first place.
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>>174462682
In-game Pharah's much lighter skinned than that.

The theory I'm operating off of right now is that Pharah might be Jack's, but the native american guy raised her, so
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>>174448293
Doctor Ziegler, I am Damage Per Second
Why people call damage dealers dps?
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>>174463458
So don't include Genji/Mercy with actual canon pairings as if they're comparable and they're encouraged to stay. Not only are they cancerous, they feel validated by the biggest shipfag in the crew so they act all fucking smug about it. They should fuck off with the rest of the shipfags.
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>65% win with Zarya in comp
>still in gold because I get 20 SR per win

this is stupid
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>>174463635
Really, a never remember people saying they made it out of PTR.
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>>174463635
No, don't spread lies, these lines were never used in game.
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>>174463695
"Deeps" are people who do damage
"Deedees" push buttons they aren't supposed to and blow up their team
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>>174463695
Shorter to type, shorter to say, still gets the point across.
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>>174463578
I'm only specifying that him yelling that is that they're close, and it's not like Genji wouldn't be close to Zenyatta either.

Although I suppose if you want to count a title to a name, then sure. Go for it.
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>been mostly playing quick play lately, too stressed with irl stuff to play comp
>look at my rating in the menu
>it decayed almost a hundred points while i wasn't paying attention
Dude, i get the point of decay, but they couldn't add a fucking warning? Seriously?
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>>174463910
>Shorter to type, shorter to say
dds were called when I started playing MMO's
then for some reason everyone started calling them dps in WoW and it stuck
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>>174463632
I will admit she is only good on a handful of maps, but on those maps she can destroy teams if they aren't prepared.
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fugg yeah
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>>174463973
There is a warning. It tells you every time you log in.
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> tfw you realize genji's buff is actually a nerf
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>>174440251
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>>174464014
DD is shorter but doesn't get the point across because it has fallen out of the common vernacular.
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>>174464078
Congrats anon.
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anyone else find it ironic that hanzo only delivers the "my aim is true" voice line while casting his literal full retard DURR I CANT AIM ability
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>>174440251
this is my curse
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>>174464121
Battlenet or overwatch? I'm not seeing any.
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>>174463863
Some anons posted links to them earlier. Are you sure the people saying they didn't make it were shipfags mad about them?

https://manekineko9.tumblr.com/post/157434365644/i-was-able-to-listen-to-gencys-voice-line-on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGt0ALMkARo

http://genshimada.tumblr.com/post/158417111931/gency-chocolate-voicelines-heard-on-white-day
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>>174463695
because world of warcraft originally
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>tfw only play quick play
>tfw actually having casual fun
>tfw no stress from losing a game
>tfw winning still feels good
>tfw i can leave if my team's unfun to play with and not face a true consequence
>tfw actually having fun playing a video game
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If someone plays Symmetra, I purposely run from the enemy team towards the teleporter because shes such a shit character. Anybody who plays her has just as much autism as she does.
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Reminder that the only canon romantic relationships in Overwatch that have been confirmed are:

Tracer/Emily
Torb/His wife
Widowmaker/Gerard
Ana/Pharah's Dad John Redcorn

Anything else is headcanon until it's proven in the same matter in which the above ones have been confirmed.

Implied =/= Canon
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Why do people think the shitty blue event tracer skin looks better then t.racer? The helmet with freckle visor is 100x cuter then generic overwatch uniform
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>tfw only got wifebeater torb
>tfw don't even play torb
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>>174463464
That's what I'm saying though- there is absolutely nothing in canon that implies that hog and rat have romantic feelings for each other, just that they have a good friendship. Same thing with mercy and genji- they're friends, for sure, but there's nothing that implies that they have romantic feelings for each other.

Also, to be honest, even if I was insisting that roadrat is the best ship ever and they luvvvv each other, I shouldn't be able to 'ruin' those characters for you by shipping them on a Vietnamese basketweaving forum. Fan interpretations of characters don't affect the canon.

I don't really mind our friend here shipping gency, but I think he should acknowledge that it's just fan interpretations, and not try and say that the canon implies that Mercy and Genji have a thing for each other.
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>>174464443
I don't like the helmet obscuring Tracer's cute face!
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>>174464420
symmetra is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvHrt9Qyykk
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>>174463769
It's why I'm specifically calling the Genji/Mercy one implied, the other two I listed were pretty blatantly canon already.

All I'm saying is that they have a basis, nothing more. But I mean, if they start clogging shit up, then yeah, they can fuck off.
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>>174464506

Seriously I need more comics about them, they just seem like they have a lot of fun together.
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who /800dpi6sens/ master race here?
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>>174464443
No Tracer skin even approaches the Origins Edition skin.
I'd only change it for a bomber jacket at this point.

Shouldn't that already exist?
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>>174442506
I still say Lucio was meant to be Canadian.
The hockey references, the frog helmet, which is based on deadmau5, (who is from Canada), and he doesn't even have a Portuguese accent.
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>>174464438
You'd have to be legitimately autistic to not see the ridiculous sexual tension between Ana and Jack.

Genji and Mercy we've only gotten one or two voice lines out of. If you're looking for a platonic male/female friendship, look at Tracer and Winston.
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>>174463802
Did you read about how SR works?

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754415323#post-1

>The calculation of your SR adjustment after a match doesn’t look at your teammates, but instead compares you to the performance of other similarly skilled players with that hero across an enormous pool of competitive matches. So, we compare your Genji play to the play of other Genjis, Ana vs. Anas, etc. Since we’re comparing “apples to apples”, we shouldn’t see any kind of support specific bias in SR adjustments due to player performance.

What this means is that you are getting bad SR gains because you're shit at Zarya compared to other players who play her in your skill range.
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>>174464673
I'm 600dpi and 15 sens because I assumed leaving the in-game sens at default was the closest to raw input
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Any particular character that keeps dropping items in boxes?

I've gotten almost all of Sombras stuff. She's like my 3rd-4th used
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>reach top 500 in just two weeks playing one or two hours every other day

honestly too easy
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>>174464743
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>team has 4 support mains on it
>get rolled over by a single smurf
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>>174464718
Why are you talknig to gold shitters? He probably has 2 hours on zarya and thinks winrate matters with sample size this small.
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>>174463464
I thought Roadhog didn't really care about Junkrat, just stuck with him for the 50% cut?
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>>174464708
>sexual tension between Ana and Jack.
You gleaned that from 3-4 voice lines in an online shooter?
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>>174464718
so retarted system. individual skill should matter and not others
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Why have we been getting updates multiple times a day recently?
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Accurate is to accuracy

Precise is to ___________
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>>174464718
Not that guy but the problem with this system is that "doing well" is very dependent on your team. If you're a zarya and you hit the most perfect graviton surge ever and your genji pops dragonblade but then dies instantly, you did your job correctly but he failed at his, and the healer failed at theirs to keep him alive, even though you all knew that you were about to go for gravi-blade, and you're the one who doesn't get SR for your sick play.
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>>174464438
>Pharah's Dad John Redcorn
i knew i couldnt had been the only person to think of that the instant i saw that spray
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>>174464894
And the multiple comics.
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>>174444349
2018 will be the Year of the Dog.

I hope I can still get Bastion's rooster skin next year.
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Throwing in ranked is perhaps the most fun part of this game, diamond shitters won't stop crying
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>>174464956
Play Genji or a healer then. :^))))))
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>>174464924

Precision?
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>>174440450
>>174440251
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Why suddenly I can't feel this game? I will explain.

Beside the fact I usually don't like ranked in any game, OW got me a few weeks ago. It's been always fun, and suddenly, I feel myself useless in games, in any role, or I feel the game very bland.

Someone have this issue too?
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>>174463635
Really? I've never heard them in game before, but I've been wrong plenty of times before. Do you have a link to a video where they play on the live server?
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>>174464987
Probably the Mei, Tracer. Mercy, D.va, and Ana skins will. Bastion's probably won't because Rooster.
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>>174465072
>your zarya proceeds to solo ult a winston
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>>174464876
Sprays and the holiday comic would suggest he does consider him at least a little bit of a friend. I don't think their relationship is romantic, though, just bros or familial at most.
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>>174465197

>>174464329

They only spawned in Hanamura.
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>>174464894
Different anon but you can't deny there is some kind of tension
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>>174464708
Then I guess it should be a simple matter for you to go on to Chu's twitter and ask him if it's canon and end this debate once and for all then?

Because if it's canon then it shouldn't be that hard to prove with genuine facts and not implications right?

I would be silly of us to accept anything else but that as proof right?
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when is 1v1 coming back?
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>>174465137
I had that and just played other stuff for a few weeks before coming back
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>>174465364
Friendly in a way, yeah, but there's still Roadhug pretty much getting tired of Junkrat's shit but sticking around because treasure.
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>>174465120
Is high percentile or low percentile the good one
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>>174455735
Seasonal waifu
It is long past time for you
to end your laifu
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>>174458374
Have you found it?
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>>174464162
?
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>>174465549
I wish Blizzard would publish the numbers of how many people actually play 1v1, I imagine its lower than 3v3 and CTF.
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>>174465392
Why would he just snub any satisfaction that would come from having it shown in the story after loads of tension?
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>>174465616
what would u do with the numbers? fuck yourself?
fucking faggot git gud
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>>174466020
Why would anyone play CTF? Its literally 2 CP with even more retarded shit
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>>174465392
>turns out the confirmation is in Uprising where Mercy's saying she misses Genji
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>playing comp as Zen
>enemy reaper is lurking in our back line constantly
>I begin duelling him and win more than half of them

Why are zens combat mechanics so fun /owg/?
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>>174466108
for >>174466020
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Chu got baited.
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>>174466108
because 1v1 is a horseshit game mode that nobody actually plays. Any time someone points that out some asshat pipes up saying how much he and 6 others really like it and blizz should keep it forever!

>team based shooter
>1 player mode
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>>174460467
Roastie get out reee
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>lose one point in overtime
>some faggot starts bitching at the team
>team gets demoralized
>lose the rest of the game

When will they learn it's their attitudes that keep them down?
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>>174466203
Because you're teaching them of your peaceful ways through violence.
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>>174465646
In general? higher is better. The red and green arrows just show whether that average has gone up or down from previous percentiles
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>>174466289
some reddit tier laughs

Fucking delete yourself idiot
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>>174466112
its a game mode that you either win (for arcade loot boxes) in under 3 minutes, or lose in under 5. Its one of the quicker ways to getting your weekly lootboxes.
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>actually want to play Hanamura tonight
>defending 2CP is actually comfy af
>get Hanamura
>even have pretty good composition except me solo healing as Ana
>set up on high ground
>Rein is fucking about at the gate to the courtyard you go through on the way to point B
>haha those crazy kids
>10
>okay time to group up
>5
>seriously man get to the choke, quick
>match starts
>he's stood there with his shield up
>him and the Winston he's queued with are holding the fucking gate between points
>the fuck are you doing?!
>trying to heal our team as the enemy literally just walk through the choke
>Winston and Rein still just stood there as if they expect anyone to attack the fucking gate between points before capping A
>get shit on
>die
>"Thanks"
>quit
Fuck me that was the single most aggravating thing I've ever witnessed in this fucking game.
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>>174465902
They tried to "buff" genji when they talked about sword swings on the forum. They didn't mention anything on patches notes and now his sword is slower to respond, it feels kinda weird.
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>>174466185
>random youtube comment says they heard mercy say she misses genji in uprising
>desperate faggots eat it up despite no evidence being found more than a week into the event
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>>174460962
>Pharah's dad is not rein, soldier or reaper
>People still push ana x gabe/jack/rein

Shippers need to be lined up and shot already.
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>>174466468
>CTF
>quick
Literally a draw every time.
If you want boxes quick be good at 3v3, or just play the brawl on normal, it's not incredibly fast but the lack of effort required (particularly if you pick Bastion) compensates hugely
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>>174466414
Oh good, most of the percentiles for characters I play are in the 60-80 range and I was like "does being ranked 1 out of 400,000 mean you're the #1 top best or does being 400,000th out of 400,000 mean you're the best"
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>>174466203
I love when someone like reaper or tracer tries to ambush me and they just get melted. I tend to have trouble with genjis though
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So in a regular video game, you TAKE damage when you get hit. But Zarya GETS damage? What the fuck? Has anyone at Blizzard ever played a video game before? Zarya is fucking bullshit and needs to be removed from the game.
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>>174466516
but the patch hasnt gone out yet
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>>174466534
Well, I mean first of all I don't know if it's true or not as there's no recording yet and second I did a google search and there's been a few posts about it from the overwatch forums and tumblr. I didn't know someone posted that on youtube.
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>>174466820
No, zarya gets damage when you shoot at her shields. She takes damage when you actually shoot her like you're supposed to, stupid.
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>>174460467
>linking comfy tunes makes you a roastie
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>>174466705
For me it's the other way around, I can take down Genjis fairly consistently but good Tracers fuck my shit up
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>>174466820

>in an all gold team
>get matched vs. 2 gold, 1 plat and 2 diamonds

what did blizzard mean by this?
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>>174466887
What do you think? If no one else has been able to hear it and record despite being a week into the event it's obviously fake.
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>>174466820

Are you on PS4 by any chance?
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>>174465225
Nooooo
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>>174451014
>playing ana
>if the other support is lucio or zen they'll pay attention to me and heal me so i don't have to waste nade on myself
>mercy players always fuck off to god knows where tunnel visioning on the fucking rein (who doesn't need it because it's always a faggot passive rein who always has shield up) or just focusing their duo q friend
The character is alright (albeit low skill) but the fucking playerbase she attracts is absolute shit
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>>174466623
Chu has probably just pussied out and made Pharah's dad native American.
The fishing spray tells me Pharahs real father is Rein
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>>174466820

If you can't kill yourself at least do not pass on your genes. We don't need this level of stupidity reproducing.
>>
Who's ready for some cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZPpU7774DQ
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>>174467078
No one's really recorded much of the interactions besides the vanilla ones after a week either. You'll tell me the other supposed interactions are fake too?
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>>174454013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxwAPBxc0lU&index=83&list=PLuEihvwupI6WlBvPBlgP3hl6pcnEOKnx1
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>>174466964
trust me theyre not as good as you think, you should be afraid of HIGH-diamond to master
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>>174467292
>McCree and Hanzo
Dropped already
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>>174452247
I got out.

Into Gold.
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>>174467292
jesus christ
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>>174467368
The thumbnail is really misleading. It's actually McCree vs Mercy, Junkrat vs. Mei and Tracer vs Hanzo
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>>174467314
If you think that an interaction like that wouldn't have ended up in one of the thousand random gameplay videos there are of this event and shared in just a few days you must honestly be delusional.
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I want out of plat

I lose shit game after shit game because I get stuck supporting garbage junkrats and bastions and widows against perfect 2/2/2 teams
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>>174466876
wait nvm I'm dumb I forgot we're the 20th today, the thread is a week old

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753995404?page=1
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Who is the best

>Genji

>S76

>McCree

>Pharah

>Tracer

>Bastion

>Hanzo

>Widowmaker

>Reinhardt

>Roadhog

>Zarya

>Ana

>Mercy

>Lucio

>Zenyatta
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>>174467292
>rap battle
no
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>>174467469
Baiting the Mchanzo fags for views. Smart.
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>>174467292
>that Mei
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How many patches of Sombra buffs until she's finally viable?
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>>174467227
Cant really rely on matching sprays to tell you much.
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>>174467571

Zarya
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how do I make friends to play with in this game? nobody ever talks unless its about muh meta
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>>174465626
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a mutually beneficial business arrangement at its core. I don't think that means that an actual friendship can't develop from that, though - in fact, it's one of the oldest cliches there is, so I'd probably be more surprised if Hog didn't end up genuinely liking Junkrat given time.
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>>174467227
>kaplan talks about how Pharah is clearly egyptian and that's her heritage
>actually she's half injun

Bravo Chu
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Hey everyone, post pro-tips only GM players know:
You literally never need a Widow Maker and a Hanzo on the same team.
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>>174467506
You do know the supposed thousands of random gameplay videos are all mainly going to be the vanilla interactions or people doing All heroes, right? Before you ask, yes, I've seen gameplay videos of a bunch of people. All I'm doing is leaving an blank slate as to whether it's real or not.
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>>174466964
It means the Diamonds dropped way down. You dont lose your badge when you drank except for master and above. Check their profiles, I guarantee they barely made diamond and then plummeted
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>>174466623
>expecting people to drop their ships because of some literal who who only shows up in a spray
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>>174467292
don't speak baguette
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>>174467724
Fishing is an activity usually done with ones father. Pharah idolises Reinhardt. Ana is warmer to Rein in their interaction about age than she is with 76.
It'd be an acceptable plot point for them to reveal Rein is Pharahs dad but Ana never told her. Instead Chu will buckle under the scheme echoes of "AN EGYPTIAN CANT HAVE A NATIVE AMERICAN OUTFIT!" And invent some random Native American OW agent for Ana to have fucked
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>>174467292
>cringe
I think that is quite epic
I can not help but respect and appreciate the production that went into it
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>>174467292
MEURS MEURS MEURSSSSSS
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Hey /owg/. My older brother plays this game, he mains Pharah and used to play tournament-level Quake, CS (pre-source), and Rainbow 6 Siege. He just reached Master rank yet he unironically believes Mercy is the class with the highest skillcap and his teammates are holding him back from GM.

How should I break the news to him (as a 4100 SR GM)?
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>>174468025
they were probably catching flak for the Thunderbird/Raindancer
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>>174468329
Pharah was born two years before the Omnic crisis though. I like Ana/Rein but people always ignore that there's a big hole in the "Rein/Gabe/Jack is Pharah's dad" theory.
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>>174468329
Funny thing is Chu talked about waiting for a natural moment to bring up her dad and then it's a fucking spray in an event
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>tfw just got a draw on Hanamura because both teams couldn't get a single tick on first point
>we attacked first and got stomped
>enemy team was being cocky
>they started to rage after the second round
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>>174468510
A spray in an event showing characters' pasts sounds pretty natural to me.
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What the fuck is up with this game and aiming? Is it the overall lag compensation? I'm aware of the "pixel skipping" issue, but every other shooty-game I've played feels fine.

Overwatch, on the other hand, it just feels "weird" aiming - like it's not 1:1 with my mouse movement. Even old fucking Source games don't feel this "off" when I aim.

I use 1200 DPI and have 3.55 in game sens across all heroes.
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>>174467292
>French
fucking dropped
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>>174468713
OW in-game sens isn't 1:1 with Source sens.
>>
>Hearthstone is the most expensive CTG let alone CG in the world
>World of warcraft costs 15 bucks a month ontop of 80 bucks stepin cost for base + latest exp and has the same amount and quality content as your same F2P game, perhaps even less
>The only content patch coming to diablo in the past 2 years is a weaksauce clone of a class they already have in the game and you have to buy a CHARACTER for the same price as a full expansion
>Heroes of the storm is THE most expensive MOBA out there with a store littered with meme shitty skins

>Overwatch events have you open up thousands of boxes for a small miniscule chance of getting that one skin that you want
>Instead of making the seasonal skins accessable and obtainable, you have to shill out 3 times the cost of a regular legendary skin

why are people not in arms about this? Is it ok if blizzard does it?
>>
>>174468804
>Being mad you can't wear the pretty hat
Am I back in /tf2g/?
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>>174468789
I've played CS:GO off and on, Team Fortress 2, and I play Rainbow 6 Siege now, along with Titanfall 2. Despite all of those games's flaws, moving the crosshairs around doesn't feel as floaty as it does in OW.
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tfw you play orisa all the time just to fuck over roadhog but even then it doesn't work half the time because he has his team as backup
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>>174468804
talk about it on the forums if it's such a big deal.

Rule of thumb on how you should handle events:

>just barely level up before event starts
>play arcade until you get all weekly boxes
>play the game
>play arcade the second week and get more weekly boxes
>If you have disposable income and still didn't get that hat you so desperately wanted then throw the amount of dosh you feel necessary to get what you want

If you're here you should have enough coins saved up to get what you want anyway.

It's just a hat.
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>two days ago I had climbed to 2900
>thanks to my ISP and a couple of choice retards throwing games I'm now 2700

To have 10 games of work wiped out through no fault of your own is pretty demoralizing
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>>174455840
except when you share your best character with someone else then you're fucked
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>>174468510
>Event showing a lot of past stuff like young torb and long blonde hair rein
>Also showing Widow's husbando
>Lets show Pharah's dad too
>WHAT THIS IS NOT NATURAL
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>>174442172
Answer back
>THE ONE THATS CANON
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>>174469125
I keep thinking that rank should be dependent on your own skill.
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>>174441582
>Egyptian-Swiss parents
>Korean Baby
JERRY JERRY JERRY
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>>174469364
Because everyone thought it was Rein.
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>>174469365
>teammate gets so tilted that they just lose the match
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is this game starting to suck? I feel like it isn't the same.
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>people who insult other peoples SR in quickplay or arcade
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>>174469468
But didn't Chu say that it wasn't?
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>>174469493
it's just you bb
>>
>>174469530

I mean there's 3 star people in 1200 highest bronze. That's like making minimum wage at 40
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>>174469403
it damn well should be.
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>>174469493
This game has always been trash. The only reason I play it is because it's the only FPS that has players other then csgo.
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>>174469669
Skill isn't linear, nor consistent. If you aren't playing the game with the aim of constantly improving, obviously you aren't going to get much better.
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>>174469818
I mean, why isn't it already? If my rank is partially dependent on who I'm matched with does Blizzard not realize that this sort of puts off people who never play with a group?
>>
>3 Diamonds on the enemy team
>1 Diamond on my team
>1 Gold queued with his Plat buddies
>he's a Mercy main
>he pockets the people he's queued with
>get stomped 3-0
Thanks Blizz
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I NEED HEALING
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>>174468454
They were but changing something because of a few random people is weak.
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>>174470018
seriously wtf did hanzo do to him
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>>174470018
wasn't quite expecting that
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>>174470079
soul dragon'd him
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>>174470018
Mercy's got a strong stomach. She's actually probably seen alot of shit.
>>
>>174470079
>>174470227
why did hanzo have to be so brutal, was a simple arrow to the head / sword through the chest not enough
>>
>>174468713
Its rigged basically the game goes full retard on your aim every once and awhile. I'm a literal Widow god 100% acc entire rounds head shotting entire teams in ten seconds.
Occassionally though even with my godly accuracy i cant hit a thing in some matches.
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>>174470079
Scatter arrow to the dick
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>>174469468
Literally just your headcanon
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>>174470297
It's nothing you haven't before either.
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>>174456783
lol


Here's a zen that was requested. The other thread deleted so I don't have the other requests, i think there was a sombra request.
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>this is in your bed

What do?
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have you ever mashed the X key so hard just to reinforce the fact that you do indeed need healing
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>>174465616
My fear is taking a break and coming back worse.
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>>174470535
Ask my GF if she brought home a 3rd
>>
People in this game find the most banal shit "salt"
Like it's hilarious how sensitive people in this game are to bm and banter
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>>174470535
I sniff her crotch
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Will there be a day that Mccree wont be a harder less effective soldier?
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>>174470580
Usually when a healer misses a very easy heal. Standing in front of them or during an ult. I wish they would kys and uninstall.
>>
Woah wtf, since when could you go through the music shop on the left and avoid the choke on Eichenwalde?
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>>174470712
Since this patch
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>>174470535
that's not my roadhog
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>>174470535
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>>174470535
Catch up on some reading before going to bed.
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>>174470535
Cuddle
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>>174470079
He certainly didn't cut Genji in half like people seem to think, but he most likely fucked up his limbs with spirit dragons (while also fucking up a good amount of his body) and they needed to be amputated
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>>174468329
I think Jack and Ana have always had a thing. I think she is just friends with Reinhardt. Reyes has a line with Ana going "I shouldn't be surprised you took his side"
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>>174470580
I don't.

I've had luck because I get healed without saying anything.
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>>174470535
Confusedly wonder since when I own a bed
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>>174470819
>d-did you take the photo yet? I kinda have a job to do...
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>>174470670
Ive had some little cunts spend entir matches abusing team mates for no reason. They deserve a ban.
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Trying to break through high plat as a support player is one of the worst things ever.

You're just constantly being pushed down by a rain of salty ex-diamonds who calibrated way too fucking high because they can win in QP as Hanzo
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>>174469946
Blizzard is trying to get people to play with friends.
What they have yet to understand is that some people are friendless.
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>>174470079
>>174470345
>>174470371
Genji really shoud've listened to Hanzo when he told him that he had the high ground still can't get over the fact that they'd use that meme for Genji of all people.
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>>174467292
>tfw french
this fucking cringe, fuck them
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>>174471023
True, comp was originally only for six stacks and people had to get them to realize that wasn't going to be popular
>>
>>174470535
Put the covers over her and give her a kiss.
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>>174470535
hand her a bowl of eggs
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>>174467227
As much as I love sprays, there is only so much they can tell. Besides Chu said Reinhardt is Pharahs best friend.
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>>174469530
>get mocked for not having a rank
>tell the guy he's a faggot that should kill himself
>calibrate out of curiosity
>end up ranking much higher than that asshole
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>>174471023
or they just don't want friends.
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>>174455614

Oh, hey Cliffy B.

How's Lawbreakers coming?
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>>174439931
>sleepdart combo mccree everytime he shows up on the point
>teabag to butt blast him further
>tries to flashbang and fth on me
>fails
Is it just me or am I on a roll with Lucio and Ana recently?
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can someone spare a (you) please
>>
I'm thinking of ideas for a new battle tag. Here's what I got so far:
>GenjiOrThrow
>LucioStinks
>BullyTracers
>EyesisLeader
>DeletOmnigrs
>MakeDvaTrans
>BurningJuice
>HealMeOrElse
>GodKingTrump
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>>174471496
>warning: roleplaying
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>>174471275
>Friend gets mocked for no reason for being gold
>Check the mocker's profile
>Mid-Platinum
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>>174471512
Try N1993R
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>>174471496
Here (You) go
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>>174471631
slut
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How much do you have, lads?
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>>174458850
They made him the most generic frenchman possible.
>>
>people that look up peoples winrate with heroes
>then autistically tilt themselves and the team, throwing.
>never consider the persons winrate is affected by retards like them.
>>
>>174471898
sitting at 6500. Only need two more skins so I'm covered if I don't get any from boxes.
>>
what's with all the aggressive ggs and grs and GGs in all chat?
do people nowadays not have any clue about good manners?
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>>174471274
>Reinhardt is Pharahs best friend.
Cute.
CUTE.
>>
>>174471898
Nearly enough for two skins. Hoping to get a lucky drop.
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>>174472000
Some people just won't listen to what Zenyatta says
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>>174471815
Just because she takes green dragons doesn't mean she's a slut. Right?
>>
>>174471898
6000 after buying 3 of the event legendaries
>>
>>174472049
>>174472105
Which ones do you want? I only want the Mercy one and that's it. And two voicelines, so that would 3150 coins
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>>174471898
just over 6k overshekels

gonna be hard choosing, probably be more skins coming for the anniversary
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>tfw you will never fuck Orisa
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Wow this new system is broken

>Capture faster than opponent
>they cap but slower
>we defend and they get half a second on point
>we attack and it's the same thing half a second
>they win

I wanna kill myself
>>
> be weeb lad
> ult
> dance around enemy torb and sym swingin muh sword from swordartonline
> sym locks onto me and krills me in 1 second without even having to fucking aim

God damnit is she ever annoying. The disconnect on her beam needs to be MUCH shorter. It's absolute bullshit that she can just keep on microwaving your ass when she's turned away from you and through fucking walls.
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>the lost all my SR gains that I made over the weekend in two hours due to people leaving the game and falling for a dive with shit defense and gonzo players
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>>174472162
Genji, Talon and then Ironclad and Mercy . I got all the others already.
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>>174472343
>why cant my anime cyborg ninja delete literally every character effortlessly reeee

I play Symmetra purely to piss off Genji players
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>>174472098
>aggressive ggs
>>
>>174472404
I've lost everything I gained in the last week because every game I get some russian shithead that insists on playing trash like bastion and junkrat while they have a pharah and soldier
>>
>>174472545

I don't want him to 'delete literally every character effortlessly'.

But you can't deny that her beam is horseshit in its current state. Which of course is why you play her.
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give me pharah tips
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>>174472668
>fly
>shoot rockets
What else do you need help with?
>>
>bruise enemy zen's asshole so bad as fast black man of healing he has to go w+m1 rein just to stop my buttfuckery
>outhealing friendly ana
>wallride speedbost makes easier getaways
I take it back, this update's great
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>>174472668
I'll give Pharah my tip if you know what I mean.
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>>174471898
Almost at 10k, will probably end up buying the Genji & McCree skins unless RNGsus smiles upon me.
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The amount of times I wanted into a room or jumped up a ledge and found nobody, only to jump away and instantly be shot on the back by characters who suddenly materialized on said ledge or room is no joke.
>>
>>174472828
wear headphones
>>
I always slam a gg ez at a team that tries too hard to win even going so far as to stall the objective for 2 minutes.
Just give up you faggots.
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>>174472628
Heroes with any kind of ranged capability can remove Symmetra, getting in close is obviously a bad idea unless you're Mei
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>>174470535
Become her little spoon.
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>>174472291
Maybe it's bait, but that wouldn't be like fucking a centaur, therefore, zoophilia?
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>>174472821
There's a severe lack of Pharah femdom stuff.
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>>174472668
Make sure you know where the widow is on the map is there is one. Learn to use the concussion blast to get away from people or get into a quick ulting position
Try to hold off from spamming a target and let them move to see in which direction they'll go
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>>174473057
centaurs arent real
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>>174454338
Check your render scale?
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>>174473173
Niehter Orissa. And I think that doesn't change the point.
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>>174473057
Centaurs are monstergirls, so no

Also she's a robot so its Mechanophilia
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>>174473241
It does because its not zoophilia
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>>174472612
yeah, or are you too young to remember starcraft and dota sportsmanship?
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>>174473147
here you go
https://pharah-best-girl.tumblr.com/post/159544279145/this-started-as-a-single-pic-but-i-liked-the-look
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>>174472668
youtube.com/user/valkia
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>>174473247
>Mechanophilia
I'm not agree with the Monstergirl point, but you settled it with the robot one, that has no flaws. So I'm okay with it.
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>>174472987
>you'll never fall asleep with your face buried in her neck while she holds you close
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>>174471898
180 after buying the skins I wanted.
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>>174473287
Wot
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>>174454013
>waifu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOlrUvBl3G8
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>>174473298
The hero /owg/ needs.
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>>174473332
It hurts to live
>>
So yea, found this in a Rick and Morty comic.
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>>174473672
Is this a redditcore thing?
>>
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754425436#post-1

Some shit about 2CP objectives in comp.
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>>174473871
>>>
> Anonymous 04/19/17(Wed)17:30:20 No.174473871 ▶
>https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754425436#post-1
>Some shit about 2CP objectives in comp.
Sometimes I think Scott Mercer doesn't actually play the game. He just says shit and tells people not to question him.
>>
>>174473990
Reminds me of that WoW episode on South Park
>Doesn't anyone of you have an account?
>What? No man, I got a life!
>>
>>174473990
Lol you can tell when devs don't play their own game.
>>
Next hero better be a big tits bodysuit hero.
>>
>>174473672
wait, they're doing comics now?
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>>174474383
Just give Mei this as a super legendary skin.

Fucking please.
>>
>>174474383
Next hero is literally Terry Crews
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>>174473057
>>174473173
>>174473247
she's robot so yeah

were she not/would you ignore it, she would be an animal, the definition of zoophilia applies (a paraphilia involving a sexual fixation on non-human animals.) but it's not commonly done because centaur are human-like
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>>174474504
No
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>>174474485
Need a shoop where everything below the tits is slimmer
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>>174473378
it's a simple question anon, are you underage and too young to remember the sportsmanship in starcraft and dota, or are you just stupid?
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>>174474814
How old are you?
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>>174474594
Would it be zoophilia if they were half human though?
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>>174474872
25
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>>174467292
>French production
>The one character who's actually French doesn't get to rap
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>>174475109
I'm over 30. GG was used years before dota and even starcraft for online games. It is good sportsmanship there is no such thing as aggressive ggs you numale cuck.
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winston is severely underrated, ive been picking him more and more in comp and every time I have, the enemy team has no idea what to do.

ive won 5 or so games just because of picking winston.
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>Join game
>team looks good
>enemy player leaves
>comes back
>game canceled
>next game get team of shitheads
>dodger doesn't get banned
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>page 9

About to be ded
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>Tracer

Melee attacks against tracer now become choke slams, stunning her.

don't get choke slammed.

>Tanks

all tank damage halved
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>>174468350
I like the production, and these guys probaby had a lot of fun doing this, but the idea and execution are still pretty cringey
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>>174474885
maybe you should reread the post
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>>174475346
>subsequent melee attacks each remove one article of clothing
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>>174464438
Don't forget Genji and Hanzo's sword
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>genji is talking shit
>do 360 circles around him several times just to demonstrate he's using a bad aimbot
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>>174464438
>John Redcorn
Kek
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>>174475594
Imagine if blizzard allowed custom models on your side this could happen.
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>>174475594
Just go play Senran Kagura
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>>174470345
This. Even if Genji committed shamefur dispray, he's still Hanzo's brother. He could've just one shotted him, unless he intentionally wanted Genji to suffer
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>>174476061

>>174476061

>>174476061

New
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>>174439931

Do I risk playing during cyka blyat hour?
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>>174475771
what percent of people do you honestly believe use aimbots or wallhacks?
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Got to platinum last sunday and today I lost 100 cause in every game was a troll or a leaver, I just want to uninstall this fucking game, I was so happy and all the work was for nothing... What should I do?
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