/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

csgog is for nerds

- from a REAL general

why don't they just say /csg/??? Counter strike general

flusha cheats

>>174370334
fuck off troll

>>174370334
fuck off reddo

Anyone have issues connecting to steam and CS?

https://twitter.com/MisfitsGG/status/854469878090256385

i have a feeling hes going to fail like he did with liquid

I love losing 3 games in a row in which I get more than 30 kills each time

>get brit on my team
>lose
>get brit on the enemy team
>win

Brits get cancer and die you're so inbred.

who the fuck are all these players

not with that attitude

>page 10

Fucking lmao csgo sucks dicks.

>hen1 online

just like the wallhackers in my mm games

page 10

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Do you guys have esports Bros who don't play the game

man this thread is deader than dota

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>can't talk to the enemy team during warmup, halftime, or end of the game

>>174366981
is it still possible to trade from nothing to knife? my most expensive skin is awp worm god - 1.15€

>cheat
>silence
>stop cheating
>get called hacker
why?

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>Hey Anon, it's time to board. You have your passport with you, right?

who is loop ffs

>>174406336
When was that ever possible?
CS doesn't drop skins anymore either.

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cop or not

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I want to grab Mattye by the hair and choke her with a big, thick dildo.

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hello /csgog/, new player here. just got calibrated at gold nova 3, what is the requirement rank to post in this general?

>>174412474
GN3? That's not bad for a first rank. I was Silver 4 (after the rank update), and now I'm LE. Keep on playing,

>>174412204
nah

>>174366981
Anyone here just teamkill at the start of second half pistol round when their team is being retarded?

>be me
>playing on Mirage
>haven't played in a while
>0-3 W-L 0/0/3 K/A/D
>others have a few lucky pistol kills
>buy round
>"let's go 'A' site"
>I go ramp, 1 goes palace, 1 goes mid
>good so far
>other 2 rush appartments
>they die instantly
>trying to peak onto 'A' site
>palace rushes out with bomb
>dies and loses bomb
>wtf
>mid gets a kill
>2v4
>we both get flanked and die
>every round 3 rush and get 0-2 kills and our 1 decent player gets 0-3 kills leaving me to 1v3-5 (except when decent player carries and we win rounds)
>they complain when I'm 0/0/6 when they have 4 kills max
>next round I kill 2 people and deal 80+ damage to the other 2 when I'm stuck in a 1v4
>one autistic faggot looks at my profile and sees that I'm from a certain city in southern Ontario
>"hurr durr, no wonder this guy's shit. this guy's from X, I base my entire worldview on shitty memes"
>fuckthis.png
>team kill on second half pistol round to kick myself and put them down 2 people
>get friend request from autistic faggot
>"hurr durr, salty much? I was only pretending to be retarded"

I'm not even that bothered, I just didn't feel like wasting my time playing with retards and thought it would be funny to troll them back.

>>174412559
My first rank was GNM and now I keep bouncing up and down between GN1 and MG2, currently back up to GN3

>>174413131
what is this """"""A"""""" site you speak of

>>174413207
remember at the end of games where you rush B every round and lose 0-16?

It's that site you say that you should've gone even though you kept rushing B but nobody listens when clearly you're the best player in Silver 1 with a score of -2/0/16

>>174413435
?????????????????????????????/

>>174409107
some retarded streamer that reddit adores because he was baiting in game now everyone is sucking his dick to make him feel good

>tfw classic offensive is dead
1.6 hd remaster when?

Reminder to get your quake champions beta key so you can ditch this shit game
http://forums.goha.ru/showthread.php?t=1183364

>>174416932
>.ru
nice virus

reminder counter strike has always existed solely for bads who can't bhop.

if your knife isn't gut or flip you should kys

>>174421289
>He doesn't use the objectively superior falchion

>>174421289
falchion is literally a not gay version of the flip knife

>>174422392
>>174425062
Best falchion skin for ~€100?

>>174428140
Falchion | pay ur rent

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>>174428860
>not living with your parents so you can use more money for games and Anime figurines
Get out of 4chin

For the past week my whole internet goes out. I'm pretty sure its from CSGO
Anyone else experience this? I'm on a week long cool down now.

>>174407687
>hard carrying my team with cheats
>teammate: lol u cheat!!!
>10-5 half
>toggle off to spite him
>we lose the match because i was the only one doing anything and the enemy team had two cheaters as well

wew

>>174412204
>0.08 mw

fuck no

only buy skins at the bottom of a condition's float range, unless you pay nothing extra. otherwise you'll be stuck with something that's nearly impossible to sell for the same price you bought it for

>>174418910
does the new quake have bhopping? im not playing if it doesnt

more like cs 1.6/10

xD

Anybody else having weird lag the last few days?
FPS is fine (never below 90) ping is fine (never over 30) but my sv fluctuates. Tried everything I can think of to fix it including changing my rates and verifying game cache and still experience weird stuttering every 30 or so seconds that renders the game unplayable.

>>174421289
I like bayos and m9 bayos, they're pretty senpai.

>>174431894
bayo has the nicer draw animation but m9s with the shiny patterns like doppler look really nice because of all the texture on the blade

i -really- fuck with the huntsman draw animation though

>>174431684
Net_splitrate 2-4
Or download new drivers for your lan port.

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>>174432217
Tfw my friend unboxed one of the new marble fade bowie knives (~$600) but all I get is blues for days.
I like the look of the bayo more but the animations on the m9 bayo are nicer imho
>>174432484
I'll try that. Console command I'm assuming?

>>174433039
Yes

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>playan train bc best map
>1v1 bomb's planted on B
>teammate says last is heaven
>go defuse easy life
>get killed from boiler
>''i say is heaven blyat''

>>174433039
If that doesn't work go into windows defender and put the entire steam directory into the 'exceptions' part.

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who u betting on lads? reckon [team 2] can take [[map name]]?

>>174433769
Aighty thanks I'll try both those things when I get back from class

Good music to frag to?
https://m.soundcloud.com/proleter-beatmaker/taskrok-do-a-stupid-little

>>174436676
https://youtu.be/V2XGp5ix8HE

>literal who that looks like someone sat on his face at birth gets a streaming contract from envyus

get me off this planet

>>174430864
Pretty certain it does

Why is she so perfect, magog?

>ranked up out of nowhere after a tie
you lied to me

>>174443610
lied about what?

iuno people always moan that you have to like win 30 games in a row to rank up

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1Tap

>>174443905
You must still be in the lower ranks with not that many games under your belt. It gets increasingly harder to rank up the more games you've played.

>>174444267
665

>>174444210
>adult male

>>174413131
fuck off leaf

You guys looking forward fro cs_summit

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So you can be blind, deaf and unable to speak to your teammates properly and still be one of the top ranks in this game?

>>174446645
yes, so what's stopping you?

>>174377073
Thats rude man, 99.9% of brits are awful

>>174446645
it's really sad with him sitting that close to the monitor his gamesense has to be phenomenal, imagine how he would play if he could see the entire screen and communicate more clearly

it's good for him that he got his tooth surgery funded yesterday, he's going to feel a lot better with that for the rest of his life. i just hope he won't be depressed when his viewer numbers eventually drop in a few weeks when redditors forget about him. I won't.

>>174404410
Literally thanks to reddit because of Muh feelings

>>174430864
Yes it does

>>174446645
Yeah, with effort you can do anything

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we outchea cuz

>>174416932
does this actually work for americans or ruskis only

don't wanna get banned when they actually giev me my code

>>174451995
>cuz
It's funny how they speak like gang members online """""ironically"""" but literally get knocked out irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sByTOrU9z8s

>>174452757
Funny how the comments defend stewie

>vp
Lmaoing at vp righting now

i have idea for server game mode

it's kind of like retake servers but it's about executing and getting a plant instead of retaking after a plant. Once planted the bomb blows instantly.

does this exist already?

>>174453694
yes those exist already. theyre called executes.

>>174453171
all reddit kiddies who get beat up daily and speak tough online

>and now stewie has made more money than that fat fucker ever will make
>I wonder if that guy knows that Stewie is now a professional player on one of the best teams NA and makes more money than that other guy will ever make.

woah really makes a difference dude lol

>>174455576
the guy that beat up stew is part of antifa now

>>174455718

does that make stew /ourguy/ ?

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Vaco confirmed 5th for the #GreenWall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-iOnwhDJ9w

Sadokist assassination inc

What site can i use to bet csgo keys on?

>>174462973
fuck off gaben! youre not going to shut down anymore sites from me

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>>174463041
its only me, Todd Howard. Come on buddy, a man needs to get his skins from somewhere

/ourguy/ krimz is streaming my dudes

https://www.twitch
.tv/krimzboss

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>>174463741
um....?!

>>174462710
Sadokist does this jokingly, but VP has been blatantly throwing matches for years. They basically work for an organised crime syndicate so it's no surprise.

>vp bad online
>vp gods on lan
explain this gotards

>>174468564
they play so much lan they forget how to deal with peeker advantage

Haven't in a week
Is R8 still beautiful

Why are Canadians so good at CS compared to Americans?
>Stanislaw
>NAF
>Shroud
>Twistzz
>jasonR
Name me a better NA team

today is missharveys birthday

>>174473569
MISS HARVEY IS A WHORE

>>174473701
kys fammy

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who /BaTmAn*LoKo/ here ?!?

>>174473569
>>174473701
she is older than taz pls stop

>>174462710
>>174468326
Reddit is gonna take this serious and try to get someone fucked.

>Implying VP doesn't do this on purpose to help spread the wealth Valve and them keep hogging with this fake """""esport""""""

how come matchmaking server picker no longer works my dudes?

i use "pl;'[" instead of "wasd"

i use "o" as a replacement for "q", but it doesnt work when i press 2 buttons at the same time

so i could be walking forward and to the right at the same time and try pressing "o" twice quickly, but it doesnt work. literally the command only work if you are only pressing one move key, but not two. this is only a problem for "o", not for "q"

how do i fix this?

>>174473569
what is she like 40 now and still dyeing her hair?

>>174416932
no classic duel
just play QL or reflex if you're not a shitter

>>174416932
>special abilities with cooldowns
>different characters with annoying as fuck voice acting
>different characters with different hitboxes
They will destroy Quake with this shit

>>174449694
>thanks to reddit because of Muh feelings
More like thanks to Vulva for 'muh strats'

meanwhile they're adding $850 running AWPs to the game and wondering why MM's not competitive

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>>174453694
Look for the Whiffcity.com "executes" servers in the browser. They're hit and miss in terms of players and the gamemode's still in beta but they're a lot more fun than memetake servers imo

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>>174472425
>jasonR
>good at counterstrike
xD

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>>174446645
>the guy who receives checks from the government and sits in his room playing CS for 12 hours a day is good at the game
Really makes you think

>>174485518
>laptop gaymen

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brax v tarik my dudes

>>174487012
is there a more overrated player in the world than brax? the ibp revisionism is hilarious

>>174487776
Brax is annoying af and NA fans pretend like there's some crazy aura about him because he was pretty good before getting banned from official comps.

>>174487776
i wouldnt say overrated but witmer is p cancer 2bh, but theyre all cancer in general

>>174487776
brax is not overrated, he is exceptionally talented

probably shroud is the most overrated, reddit filth that he is

should valve unban ibp
http://www.strawpoll.me/12785750?cookieTest=1

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smix and hafu are bae. shame smix isnt going to dreamhack austin like she normally does

>>174491236
smix would be a lot better if she'd stop doing the black makeup in her eyelid shit
makes her look like an asian raccoon

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tomorrow will be GREAT

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le baquette is ready m'lady

>>174451995
Who can stop them?

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>>174494149
sex god

>>174366981
What's the context of this? Why is Semphis playing with girls?

>>174493928
why is there a chinese guy

>>174494809
the lan just in somebody's house?

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>>174495534
>he doesnt know God SIXER

>>174495624
basically

https://twitter.com/DchozN/status/854450796435431424

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guys I deranked earlier today and won two games after that getting 30+ kills and ranking up

congrats me pls :)

thoughts on BMC joining ghost?

https://twitter.com/GhostGaming_GG/status/854886302558310400

>>174495276
semphis coached CLG red for some lan in 2015, i think it was the one where the final was c9 vs navi

>>174495838
what rank?

>>174495981
if I tell you you'll make fun of me :(

But I lost my gn1 and got it back

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahMgFtgnFU&feature=youtu.be&t=3m39s
was i extremely unlucky in encountering this hack?

>>174498359
3:39/8:22 for explosion/defuse

>DaZeD will NEVER be your tsundere hard-to-live-with husband

Why even live?

>>174499115
He's only an asshole in game.

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>>174499115
Pic related

>>174499115
>being married to an ultra neurotic jewish manchild
lol

Hey guys, loop here :^)

I was made aware of this place over at your buddies at /r/GlobalOffensive. In case you don't know, I was bullied in ESEA because of my illness and now I'm fighting against discrimination in esports (we've made great progress and even hit /r/all!!).

Anyway, I wanted to give you guys the chance to ask me questions (AMA) if you wanted to. I'll be glad to help. Note that now I also give personal lessons now for $30/hour so hit me up if you want to practice with me :D. Anyway, keep the questions coming and thank you guys for your support!

>>174499285
Uh, what? Did I say Steel?

>>174499292
fuck you

>>174499292
VERSCHWIND ENDLICH

>tons of post apparently because of some crippled/blind cunt
I open reddit well aware that they're faggots and they still manage to piss me off.

when does cs_summit start

>>174501150
http://www.hltv.org/news/20257-cs-summit-viewers-guide

>>174476081
Did you try updating IPs? I updated them but haven't played since. I'm on a 4 match losing streak because of retarded russians sabotaging the games.

>team has mics that BRRR when they talk
>cant hear shit
>be doing shit
>mute team
>start top fragging
>get reported

how did your last game go

>>174502052
we lost the first 3 rounds but then i got a couple lucky kills and we really pulled our shit together
ended up tying even though we had a 15-12 because my teammates kept dropping the bomb in spawn and playing way too passively at the wrong times
still ranked up tho >>174443610

>>174493928
god damn rpk is a fucking beast
how do i enter /rapeking/ mode?

Did they revert the changes to the Negev yet?

don't think so
it's really not as gamebreaking as first assumed though
unless you're the type of person who waits the whole round and then rushes in the last 40 seconds

Nobody thought it was game breaking

Anyone who used it for 5 seconds could tell it is the new worst gun in the game

>>174502052

>go 20-2
>enemy abandons after 6-7 rounds
>get called a hacker and "reported"

Now I'm afraid I will get OW'd because I got lucky

>>174490874
I'd say brax is pretty overated considering he can't actually prove he is good at majors vs good teams

>>174476703
Buy a better keyboard

Some keyboards have a special fucntion that allows you to press multiple keys at once accurately. Most generic ones can lock up

I hate this piece of shit game (used to play 1.6 and css and hate go) but I know you guys know your shit with regards to mice

does anyone here have the logitech gpro and do you like it? thanks. Going to use it for arena shooters

>>174513518
Ye I bought one a month ago and it's good. I don't really have anything to compare it to besides my old Razer tho, and that one was shit. The only reason I went for the Logitech is because I'm still fanboying from when I used to have a g9. I was tempted to try zowie but I couldn't tell if it's actually good or if I was falling for "esport" marketing

>>174514971
Too add to this the one thing that was noticeably better than my previous mice was the click latency. As soon as my brain wanted to shoot, the game would shoot

>>174513518
there's a cheaper version of the gpro, g203 or something... actually two versions, one for asia and one for first world.

>>174515646
>Resolution: 200 – 6,000 dpi
I don't understand this, does it mean the precision fluctuates or is it manually adjusted

why would someone want to lower the dpi

>>174514971
does it track well? how's the lag?

>>174515646
gpro is only 50 bucks now

>>174518295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4lqxQL1x4U&t=0s

not him but apparently people are saying the 203/102 is way better than the gpro disregarding price. but if you can afford the gpro go right ahead and buy it

cs summit is looking real dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkQvRZtic5E&feature=youtu.be

How do you even play this game. Every game there's 200hour prime "smurf" running around headshoting ppl

I think I reportbot like 2 ppl every game

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Lets fucking go.

>>174520563
My favorite are private profiles

>>174518489
so the cheaper mouse is better than the gpro? why's that?

>>174521554
203 is actually just a rebranded gpro with a few corners cut in terms of build quality, but supposedly it feels just as good if not better than the gpro. Same sensor, dimensions and button layout afaik.

sk nv match coming up

https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

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comfy stream lads

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cs_summit is a p dope setting if i say so myself

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https://steamcommunity.com/id/neeyjuca

/BATMAN*LOCO/

Hope you enjoy this event gotards, some dota events were great, I think summit 2 was the most memorable one

>>174525303
>account barely a year old
>already has over 1k hours

cs summit is looking good so far

>>174525385
you gotta do something while staying on the bench

this looks like a bunch of men invaded someone's house and started talking about cs

>>174525358
i should check out the dota events if theyre like this. the whole setup is dope asf

>>174525851
They also do Smash Summit if you are into fighting games

>>174525660
it's pretty awesome. better than a depressingly empty arena

>>174525303
This is some nigger pretending to be him, the real one is friends with fallen:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca

https://twitter.com/GambitEsports/status/855098763005706240

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>>174526401
>CR*

Summit stream offline?

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>>174526882
the stream couldnt handle 1080p60 so they drained it to 720p60

>>174526882
It's working for me™

>>174527197
im on 1080p 60fps

does anyone actually find this stream funny?

Shit production, shit casting, autistic humour - only decent person here is steel

>>174529706
ye

>>174529706
ye

>>174529789
>>174529843

reddit the tournament

Damn cs summit seems really comfy

>>174530105
nah dude, the resident reddit expert says it's reddit as fuck

anyone else wanna fuck scream the headshot machine

>>174529706
>Only person I like is the obnoxious edgy morally corrupt thief

>no G2
>No Navi.
>No Asstralis.
Oh yeah that's' why I'm not hyped for this tournament.

>>174530478
superteams, cyka's and autists aren't comfy

>>174530547
yeah Gambit and Godsent are so much fun hahahaha...I love optic too dude hahahaa...

>>174530357
>Haha machine is really funny, his generic reactions and uninspiring comments really appeal to me!

>>174530608
>not liking godsent
why

>>174530608
>gambit
>not fun

get this ultrapleb outta here

>>174530848
>dosia xddd
fuck off not funny

>>174530871
>he thinks the main draw is dosia
>he doesn't know about adren and mou

>>174530951
>being this much of a kazakh-boo

>>174530871
>I only like serious cs for serious gamers like myself

based

ynk is a fucking idiot

haha getting that vitamin C with those oranges xd upvoted

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CS Summit looks so comfy

Hope they're gonna play Mafia

>>174531659
At Summit? Why? Is there fun to be had in Mafia? Should I get it brother?

>>174531930
They've always played Mafia at BTS' Dota events
(Not Mafia the video game but the party game)

Why is scream on this SHIT TEAM FFS.

>>174532256
he won't learn better english so he's forever trapped

>>174532256
he wants french comms

LEAVE TYRONE ALONE

>game comes back
>stream goes down

are they trolling?

just woke up wat i miss

>>174534504
Fuck off, sleepy

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>>174534504
Just the stream going down a bunch heh

>>174534504
The worst stream in recent memory

Bardolph is white

ldlc look like they're about to beat navi on cbbl though so there's that

why is scream is so bad I thought was a god aimer

>>174536472
don't ever shit talk scream again kiddo

>>174536472
>1 bullet
>killed market

Did Scream do that on purpose? What a highlight though, he really is star player.

Hector would do well to convince him to join OG some how.

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>>174530951
this, adren is our guy

I'm really curious what food place is sponsoring dis event.

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>tfw not all events are this comfy

>>174538627
chilies

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would you fuck?

>>174538969
she has the upside down triangle body going for her, i'll take steel instead

>>174538969
is this kelly milkies

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:3

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>>174538839
Comfiest stream confirmed

>>174538969

leggings are not pants

Why are DDK and Bardolph the best.

Better than Dota 2 casters and I'm a dotabab.

>>174538969
no ass

>>174540183
cuz csgo is fun cuz

>>174540487
I said I got it cuh

>>174540183
I've tried to watch dota2 and lol on more than one occasion but can't make it through. What is the appeal my friend?
Is it not just boring as shit, what am I missing?

>>174540727
How are you supposed to watch a moba when there's like 700 thousand spells and 1 billion champions and the amount of debt the US is in in items and they all look different and do different things. None of which is explained

Then a team fight happens and it's an explosion of colours of heroes moving all over the place and random abilities being shouted and items being activated and it happens in like 30 seconds and then like 4 people are dead and it's either a draw or one team gets an advantage

Then nothing happens for like 10 minutes till the next clusterfuck

Basically their audience is limited to people who know the games somewhat well, and if you don't know the game, there's no point watching. You don't learn anything from watching either because nothing is explained

>>174540727
be asian

forgive me, but why are they saying a different name for "goblin"

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>>174542974
His IGN is Lekr0 but he uses "goblin" for this LAN for some reason

>>174542974
because it's lekro

>>174542974
His actual name is Dmitry Puchkov.

Is goblin meming on hobbit with his name or whats the joke?

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>>174513518
all you need to know desu

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>>174513518
Gpro is nice but is a very small mouse.
Small mouse is generally good for fps but Gpro is extremely small and really only if your hand is 17cm or less (very small hands).
If you want a logitech with the same (top tier) sensor, get the g403 which is more of a "normal" size, or more like the zowie ec-2 etc.
Gpro also has some awkward side angles and more of a gimmicky mouse with big RGB strip around the edge. Go G403 mate, unless very small handed.

>>174544306
>desu
Oh, man, do you like anime too? My favorite is Naruto, this guy is a beast. And Miyazaki too, perfect anime. I thought, nobody watching anime outside of Japan.

why is steel in BTS

>>174544989
LD is jewish

>>174544989
He lives in SoCal where the house is, he's casting some matches, and it gets fags like you talking about the event.

>>174545958
>>174544989
should of had m0e

>overtime

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>that jew-rat on stream
someone get the gas

>>174545958
steel lives in ontario, canada. the other side of the United States of America.

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>>174546712
that kike nose

This casting is so bad, pure unfunny. And fat kid with rainbow socks repeatedly pit his fingers into them. Casters are mentally retarded.

fucking pronax at it again

/ourguys/ cloud9 is playing soon my dudes put your bets in

>>174548125
Brax threw for skins, you heard it first here

would be funny as fuck to see brax being shit today

>>174548289
you mean to tell me he was never shit to begin with?

>>174548125
>>174548203
>>174548289
>work at 5

Ughhh please lemme see the first game live pls no more shit stream

>>174548424
what shitty state do you live in? i just came home from work my dude

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>>174540183
>Implying the nigger from faceit is even decent
Sado x HenryG is best duo

Anders is still good, but semmler is dogshit right now

Dazed > all casters except HenryG and Sado

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>>174548646
Wrong.

>>174548646
i found the 12 year old na apologist

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why is steel so clumsy

why godsent suck

>>174549759
Why would they be good in first place?
>Edgy ''God'' in name + illuminate triangle
>Players are basically the owners of the team, so there is way less pressure to perform well or be dropped
>They are basically the swedes wash up and totally unrefined talent mixed together

the best they could do would be fuse with nip, but Fnatic will always remain top 1 as long as Fnatic don't try any stupid shuffle

>>174550113
>Watching steel in 2017
I like his videos and his knowledge about the game, but his streams are so ''not fun allowed'' its ridiculous

>>174550113
kek

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>>174550291
its from 2016 but nt nt

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Please excuse the personal blog, but I need to get something out of my head.

I come from 6 years of trying in vain to git gud at a game. For 3 years I tried my best at Touhou Project, and all I ended up getting was beating Imperishable Night on Normal exactly twice. Then came 3 years of trying my best at LOL, all I ended up getting was Bronze 3 after all these years, and I quit after losing hard two matches with literally the easiest champion in the game (Nasus). Now, my last hope is hitting Nova 3 at CSGO.

CSGO is literally the first online game I actually find to be enjoyable. It's the first online game where I can actually feel how I git gud as time goes on. It's a bit difficult for me because it's also my first competitive FPS, but it's also the first online game where I don't suck fucking ass. The game is even structured so that you won't get too salty if you lose or suck at the game: a full match is a set of 16/32 mini-matches, so if you fuck up the consequences are pretty much limited to that match.

Now, during all this time, my motivation for trying so amazingly hard at competitive games was that I played next to not a single game of skill when I was younger, so I kinda wanted to prove to the world that even the most unskilled dude could become an average-tier player. But now that I started playing CSGO, and got to know what it's like to play in an actually healthy environment (CSGO is healthy for me, *anything* is healthy compared to Mexican LOL)... I'm starting to wonder whether I should even try getting to Nova 3.

Why doing that, when I already feel like an average-tier Casual player? Why, considering that competitive LOL almost cost me my very sanity?

So now... I don't know if it's even worth it to keep trying to hit Nova 3. I actually do enjoy Casual, but the extreme saltiness of Competitive players makes me wonder if I'd fall back to the same old shit of always being upset with my current game...

>black ddk calling shroud tyrone
LMAO

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>you will never get paid to sit on a couch with your esports buddies and pro players and talk about cs

>>174548646
>Dazed
So like, here we see godsent pushing into connector,right? like, hobbit taking the entry role, right? and like, dosia coming up form the rear, you know, right?

American kiddo go to bed, Dazed is fucking trash

>>174550937
>what is voice_enable 0
if you are this sensitive about competitive online games, you should just stop playing
It's just a fucking game mate

can godsent lose so we can watch /ourguys/ btfo optic

>>174551764
They are playing against Liquid.

>valve updated militia
what did they mean by this?

>>174548516
SoCal my guy, working 5-10.

>>174551753
Here's the thing: Casual is nice and chill, Competitive is salty as fuck. Casual is just a fucking game and I do like it... but Competitive would seem like a fucking fight for your life.

And that's not exclusive to CS, it happens on any game where winning is important. It's literally the reason why LOL players are so mean: it's a game where a lot of your fun depends on winning and the consequences of your mistakes apply to the entire match, and as a result everybody is stressed as fuck over winning and the very moment anyone does anything remotely wrong becomes a shitstorm of insults and complaints.

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OSCAR

>>174550937
>>174551753
>>174552973
The real problem is anonymity in online games and just in general on the internet because people act like absolute cretins and you can hide behind a username.

You don't even need to do voice_enable just block communications with whatever butt holes are giving you shit so you can still hear comms from decent teammates.

>>174553175
I didn't know J Nasty was a manlet. His stream setup always made him look like a bigger dude like that stupid nigger Boogie. Is Timthefatman also manlet tier or he really big?

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https://youtu.be/CASXfpb2yds?t=4m31s

>even Dupreeh is cheating
Fuck this stupid scene, why am I still watching this farce

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black ddk getting these girls BLACKED

time for brax, lads

BTS proves csgo is full of normiefags

disgusting tbqh

>>174554408
you just figured that out?

>>174554408
duh, we're all fit dudes with hot gfs (male) and 600k starting salary. get lost nerd

>>174553684
you've never even played at a high level u fucktard, no wonder u think everyone cheats

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god bless america

happy brax :3

lmao c9's room had everyone happy and optic's room everyone was just sighing with there hands on there forward like they don't want to be there

>>174554408
Whatever Anime, now fuck off.

>>174554669
optic just needs to get over it and move on from stan. they still have 4/5 players that won eleague. problem is pretty much all 4 of them are mental midgets and get easily tilted/depressed.

optic is literally going downhill with this ct side

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>>174551548
>A great mind of CS who dedicated his life for the game before it went mainstream is trash
>But a random nigger obsessed with stickers and skins trying to fit cool by using le maymays xddd is good

My condolences for your parents, I know its hard to know your son will never be mentality capable

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>swag playing like shit
p-please qt

why are people saying 1.6 in chat

>steel talking
>rest of the cast wishing to kill themselves

>>174556851
1.6 is old name for cs source.

>knifed
hahah optic btfo

Steel is so toxic lmao i love it

>>174548646
>>174551548
>anime poster calling others mentally incapable
Holy Christ the irony.
It's irrelevant whether Dazed is a 'great cs mind'. He is a terrible casting talent who can't string together a sentence without using redundant words and sounding like a 15 year old schoolboy.
He's paired with Blu and ESL are the only organisation that use them because they save a lot of money by doing so.

>steel talking over everyone and saying "uhh that's mirage 101" when Fifflaren questions something
This guy is such a fucking cunt. I think Fifflaren knows about the map. Wish someone would tell him to fuck off.

how can optic be this bad
is this the power of jasonr?

>>174562129
theyre only good on lan

>>174562129
>how can optic be this bad
>NA team
Oh, boiiii

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>mixwell just sitting on a

>>174562487
online****

>>174562487
this is lan

>>174562608
>>174562570
typo

I'm playing esea and none of my shit is fucking regging, i am seeing bloodspots and everything on people. On their heads and still no headshot etc.

>>174562876
change your interp and get good retard

>>174562570
>>174562682
even online, they've been awful the last 3 months

Whose house are they broadcasting from? Seems like a super chill place

>>174563213
some random guy

>>174563108

What interp should i put it to? I averaged a 12~rws and now i can barely scrape a 9 out.

>>174563576
>when some anonymous fag pretends he belong to 12rws and blame lags for poor skill
lol

i dont see anyone in this tier 2 event beating SK

>>174561090
why are you guys obsessed with this fucking cod geek

>>174565857
you seem to be

>>174563213
>>174563292
The studio called BeyondTheSummit use the house as a base of operations

>>174566081
are they gonna play or is everyone just jerking each other off in other rooms?

>>174564193

m8 i have clawed my way back to 10, i plan on at least keeping an average of 11.

UPDATE

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/04/18572/

>>174566603
wow, the game will never be the same, this is huge

>>174566237
check the schedule
the game isnt starting until 18:30

>>174566603
WOAH TWO OPERATION PASSES THAT BRANCH OUT DIFFERENTLY A LA POKÉMON FOR FREE?

NEW WEAPON COLLECTIONS?

DID THEY FINALLY FIX ANYTHING AT ALL?

NOPE, JUST CHINESE CSGO.

>>174566603
>Fixed some exploits related to packet loss.
god dammit I didn't get to try it

Brax should be unbanned for being underage at the time of the incident. Dazed and Steel should be banned for life

>>174569457
Too late and they're already b& 4 lyf

>>174566996
We can only hope that source 2 fixes all. Have faith, my son.

Go with peace, by the power vested in me by the gaben, the valve and the half-life 3.

>>174569457
Fuck him. 17 years old is not underage by the standards of any reasonable man.
He knew what he was doing.

>>174569814
Under 18 is underage anon. And also the fact of a presumed undue influence by fucking Dazed and Steel. He deserves a ban but not a permanent one. Can't say the same for the other IBP shitters.

>>174569941
Brax, please. You wont be unbanned, be a man and stop beggin'

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not sure why you guys still continue to talk about wanting them unbanned. leave the past alone. we know the holocaust wasnt real. why talk about it now