Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1042

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Luvin' Hikage!

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CUTE!
LOLI!
ROBOT!

I was thinking that I'd just keep feeding Murasaki plain' old semen with the supplement pills and such but instead, I might try picking up that Natural Harvest book and just coating the foods with more semen. What do you guys think?

Somebody once told me my HATRED OF EVERY GIRL would kill me, but look at me now!
Suck it, grandpa!

>>174350730
You aint the sharpest tool in the shed.

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>>174350730
But you LOVE Hibari!

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>>174350730
Hi!

>>174350914
Why is Yagyuu so lewd?

>>174350624
Why not remove the semen and give her regular food?

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This is Yumi. Say something rude about her.

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Anon, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>Anon makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under Anon's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell Anon it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

>>174350624
Semen coated food would be better.

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I am going to sneak a "buxomise" pill into Asuka's futomaki on every single one of her birthdays!

>>174351092
I'm starting to like Yumi. I guess a shit like me would like shit too..

>>174351120
>after a hard day's work

Immersion ruined.

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boop

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>wanna write
>can't write

help me

>>174351696
I...
What?

>>174351696
but why

>>174351696
I expected a 9/11 joke. This was better.

>>174351916
Once upon a time there was a little shut in girl called Murasaki.

Someone very special promised her stoires.

But that person betrayed her and wrote no stories.

So she flew away.

THE END

>>174351696
Takashi Ackbar!

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>>174351696
giantess porn a shit

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>>174351696

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Stupid sexy crab

>>174351696
WE ON A JET PLANE TO LA

HIT THE BEACH JUST FOR THE DAY

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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>>174352085
W-Well I didn't exactly promise HER stories.

O-Or really anyone else for that matter...

A-And I'm not sure if she'd like this one anyway!

Or well, maybe. It has a lot of Mirai in it.

Anons petting Anons!?

>>174353728
My soft, fluffy hair is not for petting!

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Minori, what are you doing in my FAG?

>>174353728
That is forbidden love Anon!

>>174353728
I want Anons to brush my long, blonde hair all day!

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Minori is a good artist! (She sometimes forgets little details though)

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>>174351961
Because fuck planes

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>>174353728
Anon petting Yomi!

I'm so glad for my precious Mirai photo! ! It saved me today !

I was walking across the street when someone sped up at the red light and was going to hit me but I had a photo of Mirai in my hand which I showed to the driver with a outstretched arm and he hit the emergency brakes and stopped and kinda clipped the car in the next lane but both drivers were mouthing "too cute! Too cute!"

Thank you Mirai for being too cute and saving me ! !

>>174354163
I want to roll around on giant Ikaruga's giant titties

>>174354163
>landing gear still out at that altitude
but why

>>174354404
This is the real problem right here.

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>>174354294
BUILT
FOR
HEADPATTING

>>174354404
They planned to land on her breasts clearly.

>>174354616
That's actually what I thought at first, but then that was a terrible pilot because they weren't even close.

>>174352651
wanna give crab my crabs

sex

>>174355793
Jesus anon that's far too lewd!

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Hey anon, GO TO BED

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>>174355793
with granny!

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>>174355793
BUT ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE

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>>174355970
Fuck off, I want to go to the batting cages

>>174355793
What does sex feel like?

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>>174355970
*whips out massage*

>>174355793
headpats

>>174354908
Maybe he got cold feet when she looked at him.

>>174356468
bags of ham

Chibi Anons sleeping! Under the same covers! So cute!

>>174356834
:D
x3
;]

>>174355970
No
I'm going to fap to mirai just out of spite

Nudist beach with Ikaruga!

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please post ninja navels

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>>174357557
Like this?

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>>174357557

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>>174357557

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>>174357557

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>>174354294

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I wanna cover this lewd tummy in kisses!

KISSES!

>>174359110
>kisses

Is this some newfangled slang word for semen?

>>174358974
Forcing Yomi to suck her own cock!?

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>>174359195
N-no?

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>>174359272
>forcing

>>174359272
Forcing FutaAnon to suck his own cock!?

Yo /skg/ how was your day? I was just discharged from the hospital after taking a piss without washing my hands when cutting carolina reapers.

>>174359431
I think you're lying Anon

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>>174359651
Okay well it wouldn't exactly be "forcing" but Yomi would still pretend to not like it if she thought it would make your hotter.

Forced futa selfsuck is one of my biggest fetishes. I want more senran art of it.

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>>174359691
I really mean kisses! Lip kisses! Hot Lip on tummy action!

>>174359883
Consensual forced futa selfsuck after she sheepishly asked you for help because she can't reach it herself is better

>>174359431
What's the secret to A ranking hard stages with this little shit?

>>174360060
Bullshit the second we aren't looking, you're gonna whip your dick out in front of Minori

>>174360225
Cake. Lots of cake.

Minori will start crying and want lots of cake when she realizes she can't A rank anything.

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>>174359883

>>174360367
Y-You can't just whip your dick out in front of Minori!

>>174360132
>Consensual forced futa selfsuck
What a mouthful.

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>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

I pity the fags who have the hots for a demisexual.

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remove yamatos and save senran kagura

>>174361469
>demisexual.

In english, tumblr.

Imagine Yagyuu is eating her sushi.

>>174361609
I like her eyes. Kinda creepy eyes.

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>>174361781
Do you ever wonder if Yagyuu pretends her sushi is something else?

>>174360812
Like that's gonna stop you ya perv.

>>174361425
>Mistress Haruka still hasn't popped out of my 3DS or Vita and dragged me away into Senran land

>>174361621
I pity the fags who love a person that is sexually attracted to just one human being.

>>174362034
I am no perv I have only pure and loveydovey thoughts about my wife!

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>>174360060
Blowing raspberries on the tummies of Senrans!?

>>174362205

So Yag fags and Imu fags?

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>>174357819

>>174362205
Persons such as Miyabi and Imu?

>>174362365

that's a disgusting edit. That's a really trashy tattoo.

>>174362352
And Ginrei fags.

>>174362396
/slap

>>174362252
So you admit you'd whip your dick out in front of her?

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>>174361425
I just fapped to her little sister.

>>174362953
I-I think you want me to fuck my wife more than I do!

I-I'm not sure how I feel about this!

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Yagyuu's a dyke but I honestly don't think she's past the point of no return. She just needs emotional support anybody else could give her.

>>174363151
How about you just go bang your wife then before she ends up cheating on you because you aren't satisfying her needs

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>>174363415
Is Imu past the point of no return?

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>>174363740
Minori is a woman of simple needs! I kissed her on the tummy! I fed her chocolate! I cuddle her to sleep every night!

L-Lewd things have to wait for special occasions! You can't just do it every day!

>>174363810
no way. she is attracted to someone who is manly for starters. she is on the right track.

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>>174363810
Imu is long, long gone.

I just want to say I love you skeegee!!

>>174363415

Yagyu isn't even really a dyke she's just Hibarisexual.

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>>174364191
Now that we have Honoka, Hibari is obsolescent.

>>174364189
Give me a hug bro

>>174364189
i-idiot

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>>174364018
But Miyabi isn't manly. How is THIS manly????

>>174351049
Sorry, no can do.

>>174364617
I want to say manliness isn't restricted to genders but it just sounds like tumblr shit.

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>>174364617
she has masculine quirks in the personality department. homura is like that too, even more so than miyabi.
>>174365078
well you're right. but there is a difference between being something like a tomboy or whatever and... whatever thrives in tumblr.

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Minori has a broad palate and diverse tastes!

Please don't tell Yozie she's drinking coffee at 6om

>>174366242
I can guarantee you Ryoubi made this.

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Friendly reminder that the only true tsundere girl in this series is an 80 year old happily married woman.

The only girl who would ever call anyone a baka while blushing only does that when her husband holds her hand.

This is canon.

>>174365687
Homura is definitely more feminine than Miyabi overall, though both fit as tomboys.

>>174366597

reminder that Senran slapped your Senran's Bahonkas.

>>174366242
Eh, New Hebi has Murasaki and Ryoubi. 2 of the worst characters in the cast, period.
There's no way they could be best.

>>174366761
>Homura is definitely more feminine than Miyabi overall
Not really.

>>174360225
Load up your bucket cannon and mash'n'dash. In SV, Frantic + Weak Ninja Art. In EV, Frantic + Heavy Ninja Art. I think Minnow is one of the easiest characters to get A's with.

>>174367464
Yup. Pretty sure her profile in either Burst or SV even states that she has a feminine side.

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>>174368541
Homura's PBS profile says she has a masculine manner of speech, while there is no such description in Miyabi's profile.
Checkmate atheists.

>>174369074
Yagyuu and Imu uses masculine pronouns to refer themselves while Miyabi doesn't.

>>174369207
>Imu
>Refers as boku
>Sees as the girl and Miyabi as a man

This is some tumblr levels of BS

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Imu refers to herself as male because she subconsciously understands that Miyabi has issues with her femininity and would never be happy if she were perceived as the man in a relationship.

Imu doesn't realize it, being quite a feminine woman herself, but she is ready to be Miyabi's man and take responsibility.

This is canon.

>>174370065
There are only two genders.

This is canon.

>>174370408
...Yea?

I don't think anyone here is gonna argue that.

>>174370408
[angry tumblr noises]

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This guy's art makes me feel funny.

Lap pillow with Homura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>174371575
I'm going to steal your exclamation points.

>>174371456
Would you rather sleep on Homura's legs while they have pantyhose, jeans, a skirt or nothing on?

>>174370907
>What is tumblr?
>What are SJW?
>What is LGBTQ?

hibbers happy bubs

>>174372094
Pantyhose are the answer to all of life's questions.

>>174372246
All those shit aren't on /skg/... Hopefully.

>>174372246
There are no wtfbbqs are on skeegee!

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>>174371575

Lap Pillow with Hanabi!

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I will protect this senran.

>>174372891
She's on day 3 of her semen diet and it looks like she's starting to enjoy it.
Thinking of trying to put some extra effort into preparing something nice for her tomorrow morning.

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>>174372547
Where to find barbecue?

>playing Shiki's SGH in EV
>level up 3 times during her ultimate

Totally cool.

>>174373714

handing Hanabi a plate of buffalo wings and then running a safe distance away!

>>174373130
You seem to be confused, anon. My daughter is right here, and I am petting her cute little head as she sleeps.

>>174374167
Likewise, she's here. I see her playing Nioh. She's not very good at it but she tries her best.

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>>174374037

Buffalos don't have wings! Uhhhhhhhh..... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

>>174374581
SHE'S GONNA BLOW

>>174364189
You're great but we should stay just friends.
It's not you, it's me!

>>174374581
*give headpats*

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>>174374581
They're really chicken wings, Hanabi. They are called buffalo wings because they were popularized as a main course meal in restaurants in Buffalo, New York.

>>174364617
Miyabi has left many a senran in a pleasurable heap using her manly 'sword'. It gets even worse when you factor in what happens when she goes all out and uses the coma inducing 'dark flame sword'. Her lust knows no bounds.

>>174374843

ineffective! The way to diffuse Hanabi is to make her laugh with silly low brow physical humor like Renka's belly dance or Tom and Jerry cartoons or three stooges or old Buster Keaton films!

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Respecting Hanabi as your equal!

Explaining the many confusing peculiarities of the world around you in a non-condescending manner!

Nurturing her intelligence and helping her learn at her own pace!

Hanabi developing feelings for you because you treat her nicely and don't make her feel dumb!

>>174374167
I'm going to rape your daughter and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>174375523
What if I just grope her to stop her thought process from going dokkan?

>>174375543

I wouldn't mind watching physical comedy stuff with Hanabi. I'm actually kind of a sucker for stuff like 3 stooges.

>>174375956

You'll probably get a hammer in the face.

Making her laugh is more effective and makes her happy.

Hanabi is a dummy.

>>174375543
I just really want to marry Hanabi and make her smile all of the time. She's like the sun.

Sitting down with Yomi and watching Haruka's TAS run of Contra 4!!

https://youtu.be/TVjK8AbWgOA

Clapping politely with Yomi afterwards!

Is it just me or does Hanabi make skeegee think really pure thoughts?

>>174376695
Hanabi is too good and pure for this world. She radiates pure purity and goodness

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>>174376695

Just you. I mean I still want to lewd with Hanabi.

>>174376995
>Hanabi is lethal to 80-90% of this general

kaboom

>>174376912
Good her pure aura counters Haruka's lewd aura but meshes well alongside Miyabi's manly hunk aura.

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>>174377353
Haruka has a lewd aura? She's too wholesome for that.

>>174376995
Stop and think for a moment. What makes you want to lewd Hanabi?

Is it really just her body and the provocative clothes? Or do you think something else draws you to her?

>>174377506
It's all those residual chemicals.

Haruka smells like strong, chemically soap.

Going near her feels like huffing bleach.

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>>174377618

She's beautiful and has a sexy body, and I think she'd be fun to be around.

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>>174377618
She's extremely cute, plus I find her personality endearing and relateable
I just want to express my love for this retard!

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>>174377870
Buying a gas mask and a ton of filters so you can hug Haruka without getting lung cancer!

>>174375543
Dominating Hanaib with your huge patriarchal phallus! Teabagging her with your huge authority packed balls!

Watching Mirai playing Gradius V with Haruka alongside me!

https://youtu.be/ra-X6L2kLT4

Cheering Mirai and rewarding her for a goodjob!

>>174377984
Murakumo with Hanabi... hanging out with both of these bombshells together would be the best day ever!

>>174377996

she is endearing. The one thing I don't like is that she gets all shy in dressing room when she's normally a pretty outgoing girl.

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>editing kagunis on my toaster
>try to close a window and my computer freezes
>accidentally create a masterpiece

>>174379092
That Hanabi is moving 3 times as fast as the rest!
Could it be the Red Dokkan?!

>>174379092
h-haiai!

>>174379092

IT'S ALIVE

Going to ask Haruka what has science done!

>>174379092

it'd be great if this was animated. Still kaguni, then suddenly shaking, then back to still.

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I just realized that my senrans folder is still inside my vita games folder.

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Hello skeeg

I am finally free from jury duty, and I need only your happiest boobs

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>>174380943
This is literally the happiest pair of breasts that have ever been drawn.

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>>174380943
My wife Kafuru is so cute! I want to help her become a Shinomon master.

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>>174380943
Only the happiest of boobs!

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>>174380943
She's so happy now.

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>>174380943

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>>174380943
Happy pettanko!

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>tfw your mom comes in the room and berates you for leaving tissues on the floor near the trash bin and says to put your cumrags in the garbage properly

I haven't masturbated at all lately and they're actually just snot-filled tissues from a runny nose I'm dealing with right now

How's everyone else doing tonight, skeegee?

>>174382382
[Urge to impregnate rising]

>>174382825
It's almost 2 in the morning and I'm rather hungry.
Should I have some of my easter egg or like a packet of crisps or something?

>>174383165
Are you planning on sleeping soon? I'd avoid the sugar and have the chips.

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>>174383227
Sounds like a plan then anon.
Time to enjoy some Quavers or Chipsticks or something.

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>>174382991
NOT AGAIN

Someone post a screencap of that greentext

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>>174383636

>>174384212
Time to give her another 5 children

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>>174384212
Nice, thanks. I almost always remember to save my OC, I don't know what I was thinking.

I should write something with Ryoubi after I'm through with Murasaki.

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>pinky up
Wow, what a cute and sophisticated young woman!

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>>174385774
I wouldn't call it fancy if she learned it from watching spongebob.

so Ryoubi would get tsundere if pregnant, and Yozakura would go full mommy mode..

how would your Senran handle pregnancy?

Mine would be depressed because there are no cutesville maternity clothes and she'd start crying over every new stretchmark

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comfy

>>174386193
Imu would dump me and say it was Miyabi

>>174386193
How do you feel about the fact that Shiki would find it too difficult to shave with a baby bump and need your help trimming her pussy because she finds pubic hair uncomfortable?

A tree branch fell on my neighbor's head today. It wasn't that thick and was pretty rotted so it didn't do to much damage. Just a cut on his forehead.

How was your day, /skg/?

>>174386880
It was heck.

>>174386880
I learned a valuable lesson about getting enough sleep after running a red light on a left turn and tripping over myself while playing basketball and skinning my knees and my elbow.

On a happier note, I finally got around to making that tonkatsu and rice I've been craving since Friday. Right now I'm just sitting around playing Warframe. What should I name my dark gray female doggo?

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>>174386193
Mirai isn't ready to be a mother yet!

>>174386562

I'd be able to handle that. I'd find her moping and sobbing about her body not being cute anymore to be much harder to deal with.

>>174386516
I WANT A HANABI PILLOW!

>>174387991

Pregnant Hanabi would unfortunately end in miscarriage, she'd get confused and blow up the baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGyyoZyTim4

Some of those comments are /skg/-tier.

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>>174386193
I feel like a pregnant Haruka would be hell on Earth for everyone.
One moment she's using you as a footstall or ordering you to fetch her some food, the next she's super depressed about how she won't be a good mother and will treat her daughter as nothing more than a doll, all the while crying her eyes out.

>>174388351
Fuck this was pretty damn funny.

>>174388653
>vibrating pregnant cinnamon roll noises

>>174387549
All of my Kubrows have a Disney theme going for them.
Perdita, Mushu, Timon, Georgette, and Lady.

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>>174388797
>Dispairful anon noises

>>174389069
That's pretty cool. I was thinking of naming her after my friend so I could jokingly call him my bitch but that has a really strong butt buddies connotation. Maybe I can make some sort of anagram out of Ryouna's name instead.

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>>174386193
At first, im sure Kafuru would be all smug about it saying how she can easily handle what other young ladies can but would soon start having mood swings and secretly go to Sayuri for help on how she was able get through pregnancy.

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

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I wanna fall asleep with Yomi after spending all evening cuddling closely together sharing an armchair meant for one person

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Lactating gyaru and coconut

>>174391451
How come every time I go look for this guy's senran art on pixiv it tells me that he "has made their work private"?

>>174392967
I don't know. They haven't drawn for a while either.

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>>174392810

>>174394085
What the fuck is Shiki doing

>>174394210
Showing off the goods?

>>174394210
Yozakura is scolding Minori for trying to double dip, Shiki doesn't mind giving a little extra and is presenting herself, Murakumo is debating what flavor of milk she wants today, and Yumi is thingken of puri

>>174394085
>>174394210
This is one of those pictures that gets more confusing the more you look at it.

>>174394297
>>174394391
But why is she making a stupid face?

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>>174394481
That's just how her face is

>>174392810

Nigga you best sauce on that, I know the original isn't censored

>>174394085
Is it just me or do Kumo's kumos seem ginormous here?
Like, I know she's a busty gal but it looks like her height isn't the only thing dwarfing the other Gessens here.

>>174394481

because Shiki is a huge dork

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Good night /skg/!

Please take care of your senrans.
I feel weird and sleepy.

>>174395075
Well, she is one of the bustier senrans. In Gessen, she is only second to Shiki.

>>174395309
>I feel weird and sleepy.
Don't do weird things to Yagyu!

>>174360225

If the pail is empty, fill it. If it's glowing, launch goodies.

Go Frantic and wail away with short combos. Get enemies in the air if you can, and as always, perfect parry whenever possible.

Pancakes suck. AI will always dodge out. Use the AoE candy dash instead when you use arts.

If you still can't pull it off, keep trying. Sooner or later, you'll level up enough to power through even if you don't quite have the tech down.

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>>174394085
Shiki is too sexy for her own good

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>>174395981
I wish I could fuck a gyaru's huge tits.

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>>174395075
>>174395367
Correct, though I dunno how accurate this is anymore considering Yumi's keep growing because popularity.

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1) This is Miyabi!
2) Miyabi is a girl!
3) She's cute!
4) I love her!
5) Miyabi!!!!!

People actually like Shiki?

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Good night /skg/
It's like 5 in the morning here and I still don't feel sleepy whatsoever, but I'm going to force myself to sleep. Sweet dreams to the lot of ya!

>>174397665
People actually LOVE Shiki!

>>174397142
Wait a minute, her boobs will keep growing in size every game? Soon she'll have the largest boobs in the series. Her fans gives her boob strength.

>>174397665
Of course.

The real question is if people actually like Yozakura for anything but her fists?

>>174397769
I like Yozakura for her breeding hole

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>>174397769
She's got a lovely smile.

>>174397769
People actually LOVE Yozakura for everything including her fists!

>>174398018
>>174398050
Shiki = Murakumo > Yumi = Yozakura > Minori

>>174398210
Minori > Shiki = Murakumo = Yozakura = Yumi

The only truth.

>>174398210
I want to hatefuck your awful taste

>>174398210
Yozakura > Shiki > Murakumo > Minori > an unidentifiable piece of roadkill > Yumi

My taste > your taste

>>174398260
>>174398486
Keep in mind I'm talking looks, which I should have mentioned. Although Shiki and Murakumo are still at the top regardless.

>>174397142
>>174397764

Her boobs were recently downgraded to an F cup actually. In the latest poll which had something to do with tits (and somehow 2 flats and Kafuru got in the top 10), it advertises Yumi as an F cup.

>>174398486
Yozakura > Minori > Murakumo > Shiki > Yumi

>>174398629
Soo.... Minori > Shiki = Murakumo = Yozakura = Yumi

>>174398210

Shiki-chii > Murachii~ > Minorichiin! > Yozachin! > Yumi-chin!

>>174398950
Shiki should rate more squads!

We're not cheating on our 3D gf with 2D gfs, are we??

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Murakumo is pretty.

>>174399453

those big... soft... green eyes

http://gematsu.com/2017/04/shinobi-refle-senran-kagura-pure-wholesome-title-featuring-asuka

>Asuka-only
>new character model

>>174399742
>Asuka will be the only character to appear

Damn. No superweapon.

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>>174399742
100% Artsuka

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>>174399742
>pure and wholesome
>The story will be charmingly stupid
>Asuka will be the only character
I-Is it happening!?

>>174399742
Asuka simulator 2017 CONFIRMED

Jesus christ though I hope nintendo fixes their shitty console before that comes out.

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>>174399742
HD RUMBLING ASUKA!

>>174399742
>charmingly stupid
>new graphics+HD rumble
>Asuka only
>school setting(?)

Is this going to be something like summer lesson minus VR?

>>174399742
>Asuka only

Brave, considering SK2. Also hopefully the tech in this will be put to use in the real games and the ycan finally retire the ugly fucking versus graphics engine.

>>174380943
Something something you can't handle my happiest boobs.

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>>174399742
habbeding

>>174401124
Watch it tank, effectively killing Asuka as the series' main character for good

>>174399742
At least we'll still get SK7 on the switch.

>>174399742
take what is rightfully yours, asuka

>>174399742
so, a tech demo

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>>174399742
But what the hell is a Refle?

>>174402437
Another misspelled word, maybe.

Seemingly Gematsu fucked up and the actual line about only Asuka should be

>'for now, it's just Asuka in the game.'

Get ready to see DLC packs with every senran if this game becomes a hit

>>174402820
You sure ?

>>174402581
I remember one anon explaining the word play in estival. Maybe this has one too?

>>174402891
That is what some people who understand japanese told me

>>174402975
I trust you. Surely you're not lying in the name of happy boobs.

>>174400842
>>174402347
Hopefully it introduces a new engine for SK7.

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>Pure and wholesome game all about Asuka
It's like they're making a game just for me.

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Do no open spoiler if you feel prone to starting console war bullshit:

Does anyone else feel slightly bothered by the series working it's way onto the nintendo switch at this time? I don't have anything against nintendo or its fans, I'm not going to complain about the console getting a bigger library, and I'm not going to whine about gimmick bullshit. (the paid online is garbage though)

I'm just not happy with the hardware itself and nintendo is clearly pretending there's no issue. I don't want to buy a handheld device (inb4 console) with a garbage screen that has dead pixel out of the box. I don't want to buy something that'll scratch itself to death if I put it in the dock it's designed for because they cheaped out with a plastic screen. I don't want to get joycons that can't connect properly and can get stuck if they're put in wrong. I don't want to buy something with a built in kickstand that's useless if you want to play while charging. I could go on all night but there's a lot to list.

By now I'd like to see some teaser of a remodeled version, or a confirmation that a 2nd production run has fixed all the issues but I got nothing. I'm really not interested in a console that has the build and design quality of a chinese knockoff. I don't feel like I'm really being dismissive of it as a whole, I just really hope Nintendo improves the system before a lot of system sellers get made for it.

Does anyone else feel the same away? Again, contain the stupid console war bullshit, I just don't feel like the switch is a well made device.

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WE WUZ BEANSPROUTS

>>174403206
I just stick by the old wisdom of "never buy a console at launch"

>>174403206
I'm pretty sure SK7 is on the PS4 and will most likely be a multiplat between switch / PS4. There's just little reason not to do it, those games are graphically not demanding, should be relatively easy to port between the two and there shouldn't be any bad blood because of it. The only thing that anything might change is when sony decides to release another handheld and people who enjoy those kind of games pick the new sony handheld over the nintendo one like they did with the vita.

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>>174403206
>>174403430
Senran Kagura 7 on the Xbox One™ the "all in one entertainment system"™ when!?!?

>>174403430
I feel as though we can be pretty sure that SK7 will be on PS4. I mean it would be pretty scummy to put a teaser for another console's game into a game.

But still, SK Refle coming out so soon is enough evidence for me that Ole' Tictac wants to pump out games for it, and the console just doesnt feel worth it right now.

>>174403206
They're probably just testing the waters with the asuka tech demo, considering how small of a game it is.
Third party sales on the switch are already suffering, if it sells poorly they'll probably just default back to ps4.

>>174403676
The thing about platforms like the switch and PS4 are that the port costs between them shouldn't be too high and the switch should be powerful enough to not turn it into a headache. I mean the game would need to sell really bad on the switch for them not to considering a multiplat release.

>>174403206
Switch is gonna be much more successful than PS4 in Japan, so get used to it.

>>174403676
Even the reaction to Xenoblade is lukewarm, since it looks like it took many steps back from XB and X, and X was already a let-down.

>>174403814
3DS was more successful than the vita in japan aswell, SK still sold better on the vita.

>>174403814
That's not a problem.

>>174403856
X in particular has extremely weird design decisions that hamper the experience. That's just what I think though.

>>174403676
So far its still projected to do well pretty much everywhere. There is still the concern that nintendo isn't locking down on third party deals enough and the cartridge format being foolishly anti-publisher. But if they can keep up the pace with their sales and grow an even bigger install base, it would still look like a lucrative console to develop for regardless of any issues.

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Yumi confirmed a Yoma

I wouldn't be surprised if they actually ported this to mobile aswell.

>>174403814
Depends how things turn out with third parties, all things considered.
The initial sales were promising but the logistical hardware issues brings a lot of concern for consumer loyalty. If it doesn't get a good following then third parties could easily start snowballing and backing out of the switch in favor of safer bets like PS4

Ah who am I kidding, like 90% of its success depends on whether or not it gets monster hunter

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>>174404267
Another yoma to slaughter.

>>174404267
Yuki-Onna
Yumi-Onna
Yumi-Yoma

It all makes sense

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>>174404267
Yumi is as elegant as a butterfly.

For how retarded you guys act on a daily basis, I'm surprised by how composed and coherent you all are when legitimate discussion shows up

>>174404598
That's because the 3-4 sony fanboys / pc masterrace shitters are not here to fuck it up for everyone.

>>174404649
No I'm here
There's just nothing interesting to shitpost about right now

>>174397572
Don't forget that she is female!!!

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>>174403206
This is my switch

THERE IS NOTHING TO PLAY IN IT

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>>174404598
I don't think we have enough info to get a proper shit flinging session going, and it's fairly late on top of that

There will be something to complain about eventually

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>>174403206
>Does anyone else feel slightly bothered by the series working it's way onto the nintendo switch at this time?
Maybe, but wasn't this series conceived on the 3DS because Takaki said that players want to see breasts in 3D? Also didn't the original launch version of the 3DS have issues where the console would scratch it's own screen? Plus people still complain about the tiny resolution of the 3DS screen. So putting SK on certain consoles solely for the silly hardware gimmicks seems like par for the course.

Personally I don't plan on buying a Switch anytime soon

>>174404598
It's weird how fast I can go from I WANT TO SUCK ON MIRAIS HAIRBRUSH to giving a reasonable opinion of the videogame market.

>>174405221
I really do want to suck on Mirai's hairbrush though

>>174405194
I kind of wondered if someone would bring up the self scratching 3DS thing. That was an issue there's no way around the fact, but that was pretty much the only design issue the 3DS had, compared to the switch where it's like on thing after another.

I have every confidence that nintendo will resolve the issues in time, it just feels like it isn't a pressing enough matter for them.

Same, I'm open to being presented a good system seller (I mean fuck my WiiU is a Wonderful 101 machine and nothing else) but for now and the immediate future the console is somewhat lame. It certainly doesn't help that the paid online has completely turned me off online games I would otherwise want the system for. Like if they came out with a brand new smash for switch or animal crossing NX right now, I wouldn't even care because paid online is just something I will not comply with and online is why you play those games.

>>174405221
>>174405353
Don't do that! You don't know where Mirai's hairbursh has been!