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Victims of EA remembered Edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MEG surprise* pastebin: https://pastebin.com/hJriBdKD

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

>Turian furry cancer
https://pastebin.com/c7czXVLM


Previously on /meg/: >>174264242

I stayed up to be the one to post this
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Thread claimed for best girl.
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Purest girl.
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>>174308383

I love Sara Ryder.
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ticklish aliens
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OFFICIAL WAIFU CHART
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>>174308469
Ticklish MTs.
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>>174308286
This had to be the first post

>>174308383
And this the second
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>>174307664
She's close to if not the best VA in the game and I liked listening to her. Pretty good bants, too.
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>>174308515
>no Avela
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>>174308556
who?
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Guys I don't know if I should recruit more strike teams or if I should just save up for equipment for the three I already have.

Send help.
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>>174308532
i'm ok with the first post, but i get ur feeling about the second one
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>>174308651
Literally nothing wrong with Sara.
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>>174308539
Her voice is grating at times but it's meant to be. She pulls off her lines better than almost everyone else in the game.
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>13 post
Darn, I missed my chance to post something random
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>>174308469
Ticklish catsquids
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>>174307832
>What exactly makes her so ugly?

bioware's belief that attractive women are sexist
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>>174309481
Sara a qt tho.
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>>174309481
Bioware has made shit women throughout their entire existence tho.
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>>174309481
Have you not seen who Sara's face model is

I think they've actually got a decent handle on what is attractive
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>>174309781
The thicc lips?
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>>174306748
>>174306829
Make her fucking face more narrow, why does she need a shrek-shaped skull?
Make her birth smudge less prominent/differently shaped, so it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb.
Make her jaw and nose smaller.
Make her green eyes more defined.
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How would Vetra and Sid react to snootle boops?
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>>174310390
What would vetra and sid do if you asked them for a threesome?
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>>174309331
I wonder if the handfeet are ticklish
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>>174310460
I hope so.
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Chubby turians are the cutest!
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>>174309781
her face model is several times more attractive than she is. they purposely tweaked her face to make it less appealing and she's still the most attractive female in the game, which should tell you something about the rest.
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What is the point of the Cyclone when the Revenant exists?
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>>174311141
Absolutely beautiful, i'm crying blood out of pure joy.
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I want to cuddle with Vetra and talk about our future together!
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>>174311240

Some guns are better than other guns
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>>174311263
you can find unflattering pictures of literally every human being who's ever been photographed.

i'm not impressed by your performance.
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>>174308208
>visceral isn't on this list

fix it you fuck
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>>174311289
I want to diddle her cloaca
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>>174311490
I thought asymmetrical balance existed?

Cyclone should have a higher fire rate and way more ammunition reserve.
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Question: Is this scene the same for everyone? I think I saw the Cora one and it was the same. Is it the same for Sara as well?
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>>174311616
It really should (plus better accuracy, higher capacity, and maybe slightly higher damage). Its current stats don't even make sense according to the lore. It's supposed to a high-maintenance weapon redeemed by its massive ROF, but its ROF is not even 10% higher than the Phaeston's (600 RPM vs 650 RPM), the standard turian service rifle.
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>>174311757
It looks like the wording is a little different depending on the LI, but yeah, I romanced Jaal and it's more or less the same scene.
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I want to bully Sid about her weight
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>>174311506
>literally just smiling with no make up
>she's ugly
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>>174311892
What does Jaal say?
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Jesus how fast can these threads go?

One last post before the poll, presumably in the next thread.

Please check out the dates for the actual event:

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_8

Also when I mentioned what was possible to do with the aesthetics, I meant stuff like pic related

Suggestions pad:

https://titanpad.com/pa76SHVO95
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So for those that actually play multiplayer, what weapons are decent? The ones I use just feel too weak, and the only good weapon I have right now is the Vanquisher.
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>>174308208
>Doesn't include Jade Empire under Bioware

Wow okay fuck off.
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>>174308208
>EA cunts killed pandemic
i fucking loved mercs 2
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>>174312250
because you never played the original. M2 was shit.
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>>174312314
>M2 was shit.
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>>174312024
>with no make up
are you crazy?
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>>174311757
Which scene is that?
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>>174312029
When was that made and what was that for?
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>>174312250
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>tfw no option to research turian customs for Vetra
>can't try to make her dinner
>can't use SAM's do-anything database and de facto body control to make sure it's the best dinner possible
>can't eat her pussy for desert and listen to her cute whimpers as she presses your head further between her thighs with her free hand and repeatedly squeaks that she loves you mid tongue-ing
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Any word on when the next patch is coming out?
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>>174312486
Just before you head to Meridian
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>>174312765
If you wanted to learn anything about Turian cuisine, you could easily ask Sid
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>>174312027
He just laughs and says "Yes, you are" when you say you're going to win.
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>>174311772
I think it should have a spinup mechanic based on magazine capacity. The longer the weapon fires, the faster its cyclic rate becomes.
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Would impregnating Vetra be morally wrong?
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>>174312765
>Turians
>Capable of love
Nice meme
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>>174312495

It was made shortly before the release of MEA for /uv/, a team combining /u/ and /v/ for the Tag Team Cup 3
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>>174312172
Hard to escape the weak feeling, it's just where balance is at currently.

I tend to run Vanquisher for snipers, Falcon or Sweeper on my caster classes.

If you don't know it already, exploit the ammo consumables glitch as much as you possibly can, it will absolutely be removed next time there's an update.
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>>174312906
Why would you do that when you have SAM in your brain? SAM can do anything.
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>>174313169
Using SAM is cheating. It's not the same if you don't do it yourself.
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>>174313169
It gives you a reason to talk to the second cutest critter on the Nexus
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>>174312906
I think she'd just turn you into the cuisine instead.
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>>174312828
Thanks, anon. Last bits of the game kinda blurred together for me.
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So I just finished ME3 after starting ME1 and ME2 last week.

My only problem with the series is why was Harbringer basically non-existent in ME3 after his build up in ME2? It's like they forgot about him.

Time to start Andromeda I guess.
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>>174313169
It will look cuter than asking your AI mastermind when Vetra finds out you had help
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>>174313291
Sid isn't fat, damn it, she is just slightly pudgy from not being keen with physical activity
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>you can actually buy a sculpted Turian mask
>seperate pieces so you can talk with the jaw and mandibles moving

This makes me want Halloween to come.
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>>174308208
>not realising the surprise pastebin is just the updated turian furry cancer bin

come on helghaton, its like you don't even know what your posting. You would think a tryhard would at least, you know, try?
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>>174313336
Because ME2 is the calm before the invasion. Harbinger is involved, as his name may suggest, as a harbinger of the invasion. No need for a harbinger when the invasion is actually occurring.
He acted as liaison prior to the invasion, but during the invasion there was no need for a liaison.
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>>174313786
Link?
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>>174313386
>Sid helping Ryder set up a romantic dinner for him and Vetra

I cannot handle this level of cuteness.
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>>174313786
There's some surpsisingly competent sculpting work out there.
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top contenders of each type

AR

PAW, Revenant, Falcon, Soned (Extremely class-dependent)

SR

Black Widow, Inferno, Isharay, Vanquisher

SG

Piranha

SAs

Carnifex, Equalizer (extremely limited range. projectiles cut short), Hurricane
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>>174314160
>trying to convince your SI to wear that mask

craftsmanship is amazing.
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>>174312172

>>174314254

Accidentally deleted your # when deleting original draft

any other weapons are going to be workable at best. Haven't really found any weapons that are outright complete garbage.even a shit weapon like the avenger is going to be pretty good in the hands of a human soldier with maxed out weapons training and turbocharge.

if you dont have very good weapons yet, max out your common and uncommon rosters to maximize your chances of getting better weapons whenever you do get a weapon drop. then spec out your characters with extra weapon damage/usability until you get better ones, even on classes with heavier power-focus. You don't need as much survivability as you'd think on bronze when you're grinding your first $1m credits worth of scrub boxes.
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>>174313016
Absolutely not, we must populate the Heleus cluster!

>ywn chafe your shaft while trying to impregnate Vetra
>ywn make her screech and chirp in the mating press
>ywn deploy your Pathfinder load into her tight turicunt
>ywn hold her hand as she gives birth to a hurian
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>>174314254
Basically correct. I might include some runner-ups like the Scorpion in there too, and maybe add Raptor to sniper rifles, even though Raptor is basically an assault rifle substitute (and basically the best AR in the game despite being a sniper rifle).

>>174314290
It's pretty remarkable.
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>>174313016
You literally can't. Stop this and adopt a war orphan or something. Or just don't, she probably doesn't want kids after being forced to be a parent at 16.
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>>174314565
raptor has far too poor magazine capacity to be a serious contender
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>>174313130
>>174314460
Guess I'd better get to grinding then.

Thanks for the info
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>>174314552
Hybrids are disgusting, nothing wrong with having a turian child and a human child
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>>174312029
We still doing the co-manager thing?
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Suffer not the hurian to live.
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>>174314927
But which would you rather raise, a child of your own or someone else's? Not everyone is happy with adoption.
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dating sid be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npC_lOcWAnU
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>>174315372
I'd rather raise my wife's son than a genetic abomination that lives in pain
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>>174315342

Sure, but you should join the cup Discord, it's easier to communicate
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>>174315372
why not both?
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>>174314927
>>174315445
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stop bullying PB!
she is cute, tastes like blueberries, and she will let you kiss her tummy
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Anyone else notice that there is not a single important human male NPC. The Inititative Leaders are aliens and the only human is female. You've got the forgettable guy on Prodromos. Really the only human NPC you have to speak to are Gil and Reyes and one of them can disappear from the game
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>>174315728
Humans are garbage.
Even the Kett struggle to find anything special in us.
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>>174315475
Both is fine, just if you had to pick between the two.
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>>174315471
Ah fuck, I think I'm in it but don't remember my Discord account
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>>174315728
Reyes and Sloane are slightly relevant, but I get your point. There's no Anderson, Udina or Hackett here.
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>>174315728
Reyes is going to show up in whatever the next game so he's going to stay important even if he disappears. There's a reason you literally can't kill him.

Your dad is pretty important at least in the sense that people don't shut the fuck up about him and he was the driving force behind a lot of things that happen in the game.
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>>174315728
Alec was one of the founders of the whole Initiative, creator of SAM, de facto leader of the human Ark, and basically the most important human in the game behind the main character himself.
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>>174315968
I want Reyes to go and stay go
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>>174308517
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>Reading a fic
>Character brings up how odd it is for humanity to go from sending rockets to mars to testing FTL and having a fleet that rivals the Turians in less than a century while it took others millenia to do so
>Even Asari held that one prothean beacon a secret for 10k years and didn't get farther
>Can't stop thinking about this
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>>174316221
>a fleet that rivals the Turians

They don't though, humanity is Space Belgiu to the turians' Space British Empire. They literally brag about 'defeating' a local police patrol and call it a war, while everyone else's idea of a war involves hundreds of planets and billions of deaths.
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>>174316221
As soon as humanity found the Prothean artifacts on Mars, technology went through the roof
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>>174316091
Well Bioware says to that: fuck you , more Reyes, enjoy your bisexual space romance-novel character
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Would you?
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>>174316354
Garrus is a minion beta, fuck off.
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>>174316352
I hope he betrays you even if you romance him. It's certainly be interesting, especially to see how Tumblr would react to it. They're completely in love with the dude
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>>174315728
On that scale there's not a lot of important NPCs at all.
Humans:
Addison, Alec, Ryder, Liam, Cora, Suvi, Gil, Reyes, Sloane
Turians:
Vetra, Avitus, Kandros
Salarian:
Tann, Salarian Pathfinder, Kallo
Asari:
Asari Pathfinder, PeeBee, Lexi
Krogan:
Drack, Kesh, Morda

It's honestly not that disparate. You just sound like a whiney faggot.
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Meanwhile on Andromeda 4chan....
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>>174316406
There is nothing wrong with submissive waifus/husbandos
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>>174316412
Well if they make it a big tragic split like they did with Solas in Inquisition then they'll eat it the fuck up, really.
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>>174316406
What are you even talking about
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>>174316354
no, never.

>>174316407
>quarians
>superior race
laughable
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>>174316472
>TFW no human BF
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>>174316498
This desu. I would really like it though if they had it so he was genuinely manipulating the player the entire time. I know they won't do that, but it would be great meta-writing, since those players would be getting fooled in the exact same way as their character was.
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>Finally get to Elaaden
>Meet Nakmor Morda
Sweet Christmas
Oh, Sweet Christmas
Who the fuck approved this VA? Who thought it was right for a Krogan to sound like a sassy gay man?
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>>174316472
How long will it take for an extranet set up in Andromeda?
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For those who care there is a NASA launch tomorrow at 11:11 AM Eastern. NASA's YouTube page will start a stream T-minus 10 minutes
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>>174316585
Actually, why do 90% of the krogans sound so fucking bad?
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>>174316643
No one gives a shit. You only like rockets because you think they look like a cock and want them up your ass.
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>>174316643
What are they launching?
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>>174316643
what are they launching

>>174316695
speak for yourself, pleb
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>>174316585
And Morda is supposed to be like, the biggest hardass bitch on the planet, too. It's fucking baffling that they decided "weird non-committal valley-girl accent" was the way to go.
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>>174316531
Humans are too soft anyway, might as well go hump a cuddly toy
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>>174316498
That kind of depends, actually - I used to lurk old BSN and I saw the fallout. Some Solasfags liked the tragedy and took it really well, others like me not so much. I remember a handful even complained about Bioware triggering them by forcing them into an "abusive relationship." If Reyes betrays you regardless of whether or not you romanced him, guaranteed it's going to fracture his fanbase.

>>174316643
Sounds exciting, I'll have to give it a look. Thanks, anon!
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>>174308286
God damn right anon Vetra is love
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>>174316221
The Alliance fleet isn't nearly that powerful, it's a glorified strike force built to sucker punch enemies but is completely incapable of defending Alliance assets like colonies. The Turians would have eaten humanities lunch in a stand up fight of attrition.

Also the Asari built literally the most powerful ship in the Milky Way. They're just not military dominators because they don't want to be.
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reminder that you average n7 is far and away more well-trained and skilled than any turian blackwatch

n7 operators, especially at the time of the reaper invasion, are ALL on par with, or better than, most spectres
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>>174317469
t. Jack
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>>174317517
you ignorant jackass

there isn't a single 6-man squad that is more power than these six niggers right here throughout the entire mass effect universe

not even 6 commander shepards
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>>174317469
>n7 operators, especially at the time of the reaper invasion, are ALL on par with, or better than, most spectres
Spectres are just damn good soldiers or mercs working for the Council.. Hell, Kaidan and Ashley didn't even do N training and still got spectre status.
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>>174317094
If Vetra is best girl? Who's best boy? I nominate Ryder
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>>174317619

A shame nobody told those N7 biotics they shouldn't teleport through walls
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>>174316531
Ewww, those bags of red jello?
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>>174317619
if only Shepards squad was this competent
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174317797
autism
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>>174317619
>>174317813
ME3 should have had an optional mission part way through like the specialization one in ME1 where you get some of the N7 equipment or bonuses based on what class you chose.
Shepard with Devastator mode would've been fun.
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174317937
quit it you wont get any (You)'s from me
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>>174317469
Well N7s are soldiers and leaders, Spectres are basically detectives and saboteurs.
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>>174318152
and assassins.
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>>174317619
but the best squad is two geth engineers and two n7 sentinels

the constant tech explosions get downright ridiculous
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>>174313291
But if Sid ate you, she wouldn't have a human bf, and she'd be sad and lonely again
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>>174317813
the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bkKPqOUvsE
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>>174317726
Andromeda probably, over all Garrus id go gay for him.
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>Firebase Darude against Kett
>Wave 5 a fiend spawns
>Jump from the colony base overlooking the cliff side to the one with the large antennae as fiend was behind me charging for team
>Kill an Acolyte that was revving up his gun
>Suddenly picked up by fiend and instakilled
Loving
Every
Laugh
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>>174312021

Why would she give a shit what a small human has to say about her height. And that is what she thinks about you as shown in Vetra's email.

She'll be the one bullying you.
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http://orig15.deviantart.net/b13c/f/2017/106/6/9/mass_effect_occitania___jessica_s_quarters_by_shaunsarthouse-db63rrg.jpg
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>>174318475
>ME3 gets this
>in Andromeda Kandros just gets drunk and tells us about new merc that's joined APEX
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>>174319270
Well at least if he's drunk we might be able to help him back to his room and quietly suck him off while he's dozing
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I'm disappointed Lexi doesn't give you "the talk" about safe sex. It would've been pretty funny. All she does is ask how it works with Jaal
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>>174320253
How can she give you the talk when she's a virgin herself? Can't risk letting her lack of experience come out and be embarrassed in front of the 20-something Pathfinder.
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>>174317813
Is this like some sort of fanfic nonsense or something?
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>>174317813
Reminds me of Operation Raccon City
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>>174320324
Anon. Those were DLC characters in MP
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>>174320324
No. That is canon, friend.
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>>174319923
>not putting drugs in her turian spirits so you can knock him out and have some fun with his bum
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Say something nice about the Kett.
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>>174320997

They're not Batarians
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>>174320997

They're not Jaal
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How many hours does Sid spend crying due to being bullied?
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>>174320997
They are not Covenant, oh wait yea they are
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>>174321296
What are you talking about, outside of the concept of Religion that's not even implemented in the same way they're nothing alike.
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>>174320826
I don't want to rape him anon, just gently molest.
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>>174316472
why even live if there are no Quarian cuties
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>hey ryder wanna make out? no relationship or whatever included
>cool, kay

now cora turned me down because I was down with peebee? whats this shit
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>>174322158
Well, maybe if you weren't such a dirty sloot you wouldn't be having this problem, anon.
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>>174322158
Casual sex isn't in the manuals.
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>>174322158
odd, cora caught me with peebee in my run, but i was still able to waifu her
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>>174320997
They're not asari

>>174321125
Uncalled for.
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Apologies for posting sara/vetra, but this one is cute.
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>>174321065
I can't wait until the Batavian ark shows up and enslaves the Kett.
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>>174323559
>custom Sara

NOPE
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>You will never be sodomized by Peebee with a huge purple dildo

WHY LIVE

WHY LIVE

WHY
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>after 4 games soldier is finally fun
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>>174323995
>You will never throw Peebee out the fucking airlock

why even breathe
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>>174323926
I want to protect Sara's smile.
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>>174308208
>doesn't include DAO under BioWare in the trash you go.
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>>174323995
Is that in addition to her huge MT?
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>>174308515
>impying they arent all pleb tier choices
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>>174324150
>C team.webm
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>>174324086
Sara appreciates your loyalty and courtly manners.
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Cat.
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>>174323559
>fanart of a custom face
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>ME:A Early Alien Exploration scenarios sketches

(1/5)
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>>174324575
(2/5)
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>>174324669
(3/5)
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>>174324764
(4/5)
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Peebee is such a whore.

How can anyone choose her over pure Vetra or lovable Cora?
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>>174324859
(5/5)
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>>174324556
Isn't that just preset 1
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Is there anyway to fix this annoying loading screen shit?

I get "building shaders" for nearly 5 minutes before it finally loads.
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>>174325151

Get an SSD
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>>174324958
the pics you posted look more interesting then the game
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>>174324958
>>174325910
They do look a lot like the collectors though. More than the Kett wound up looking, anyway.
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>>174324669
Ridable Praetorians? Do want.
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>>174324958
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>wander around in remnant conservatory for forever
>solve a puzzle but it just gave loot
>decide to jump off broken bridge because fuck
it's not a fatal fall you were supposed to do that
>>
Hey guys lets improve the enemy types

Kett
>Choosen
More aggressive tactics
Constantly advancing
>Anointed
Weak but fast regenerating shields
Armored
Never rushes enemies, sticks to back ranks and provides covering fire
>Destined
Sniper
Can cloak itself
Cloaks advancing allies by shooting them
Climbs walls
Can shoot through cover to knock enemies out of it
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>>174317813
>recoloured version of Kasumi's outfit with merc faceplate
>recoloured version of Kai Leng's outfit
>recoloured Phantom
>recoloured Terminus armour
>recoloured Cerberus engineer
>recoloured Inferno armour

Creativity. They all look like shit.
What the fuck is an 'omni-shield', anyway?
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>>174327585
They all turned cloaked on the Invictor base cuz textures disappeared.
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>>174327898
>What the fuck is an 'Omni-Shield'

Its a shield, the shadowbroker has one as well.
>>
Why are all the graphics settings grayed out? I'd like to edit them and not just pick presets..

I'm playing the trial version if it matters
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>>174328363
have you gone through all the presets yet
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>>174328363
Set overall quality to custom, it'l no longer be greyed out.
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I want to fuck vetra and sid AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>174328601
Why the hell not
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>>174328601
You want stack them, with Sid's tubby butt in the bottom and Vetra's loose cloaca on top of her
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>tfw plundering resource caches
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>>174312423
Blind more like.
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>>174327898
>What the fuck is an 'omni-shield', anyway?

It's a shield. Made by your omni-tool

It was kind of the shit, actually. Almost as good as the Geth deflector power.
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>>174325628
It's installed on an SSD though. I never had these loading times until the last patch
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>>174330006

I had the super long load times happen once, it went away when I fully closed the game down and restarted
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>>174314254
>PAW, Revenant, Falcon, Soned (Extremely class-dependent)

PAW just does such shit damage, I can't figure out why anyone prefers it to the Sweeper. It doesn't even have that satisfying gooification that Javiks gun does either.

And you didn't even mention the N7 Valk, the best AR in the entire lineup.

All those other AR's might as well be pea-shooters.

N7 Valiant deserves an honorable mention in SR as well.
>>
Will there ever be story DLC?
>>
what settings should I lower to improve fps without making the game look like trash?
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>>174330729
Facial animations setting
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>>174330729
shadows and lighting have usually the highest impact
>>
>Omni-blade VII
>Equalizer V
>N7 Piranha VI
>N7 Valiant VI
>Revenant V

>Helmet: Maverick Deadeye V
>Chest: Maverick Deadeye V
>Legs: Kett Unity Armor VI
>Arms: Kett Unity Armor VI

>Remnant VI
>Barricade
>Assault turret

Rate me senpai? I am new to games with so much customization lmao.
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>>174330997
>>>/reddit/
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>>174330729
Shadows and Post Processing are all I needed to drop to Medium on my 760
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>>174330997
Also why does 'f a m' autocorrect to senpai? The hell.
>>
>>174330997
Is that NG+?

I haven't been able to develop anywhere near that much shit in my first run
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>>174331185

I haven't played it, but I think it's like in ME3 where there's a cap to what your able to find in the first run.
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>>174331176
lurk more newfag
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>>174330997
Plasma seeking modified Hurricane
Naladen
Electrobeam Shadow
Zorg oldies but goldies flmethrower
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>>174331176
baka desu senpai
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>>174331185
I beat the game once and then reset to an earlier point in the game 'cause I saved the scouts instead of Raeka and regretted it, but it's not NG+. I've done a shitton of side quests n stuff too.
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>>174331379
Honestly saving the Scouts is the best decision cause then you don't have to fight those big ass Krogan Kett anymore.
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>>174328539
Thanks!
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Who's the best Salarian in the entire Mass Effect series, and why is it Kirrahe?
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>>174331526
Mordin.
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>>174319178
>Occitania
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>>174320253
>Actually, wanted to talk, medical matters. Aware mission is dangerous, different species react differently to stress.
ME2 had a lot of problems, but making great characters I love talking to is not one of them. Although it's mostly just Mordin and Legion, along with the old guard.
>But why did you use *my* armor to fix yourself?
>There was a hole.
>Why didn't you fix it sooner, or with something else?
>... No data available.
Speaking of which, do they ever expand on why Legion is such a Shepardaboo?
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is buying points worth it? I'm sick of feeling completely useless in multiplayer.
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>>174331674
>do they ever expand on why Legion is such a Shepardaboo

A Suit thought it was cool, then it was put into the game.
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I want to marry Sara Ryder shes a cutie
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Is the strike mission thing relevant in single player?

can't access it due to offline mode
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>>174312027
It depends on what dialogue choice you pick. The emotional one makes him reassure Sara and he calls her "the light that he follows". In the others, he says he feels every emotion Sara feels, that he will always be at her side or that he has plans for the future that include her.
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>>174331457
it's worth it, for Raeka
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>>174331526
Kirrahe is neat, but Mordin is better.
>Padok Wiks
Not-Mordin doesn't count, he's just a shitty replacement for idiots who got Mordin killed, like Wreav replaces Wrex.

>>174331782
That's gay. Fucking suits.
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>>174331876
Sara is only for Scott
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Not having an english version, how does Jall translates the word he described Accsul with? Something about loving his own shit.
>>
>fight my first architect
>charge that bitch in his face
oh baby
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>>174332141
I wanna do things to Kirrahe's cloaca
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>>174331884
No, you just get materials from it. Small amounts of research data or crafting mats.
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>>174332324
And I want to fertilize Tali's moth eggs. Doesn't mean Kal'Reegar isn't far more badass and cool.
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>>174331734
Nah.
Use a krogan vanguard and headbutt everything. Work on every difficulty.
Kett are bitches tho.
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>>174331734
yes, goyim. buy as many points as you can
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>presented as the best armor in the game
>visor is always purple
>lights are always gay as fuck
>only good for caster builds
WTF?
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>>174332963
Shalom!
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>>174316472
I want a fleshy bf who I can treat to protein dishes so they stay F I T T

> Running with human and seeing them not get tired out

Why can't humans be real
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>>174333248
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>>174332971
But I like purple...
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Rate my arsenal /vg/
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>>174320997
They're cute
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>>174333492
>Custom names

0/10
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>>174333562

Sorry anon, I'm /that/ faggot.
But I stuck with Scott Ryder tho. Given they voiced his first name, be autistic not to
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>>174333492
takingscreenshotswithyourphone/10
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>>174331734
Why would you give more money to EA, goy?
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>>174333456
But not everyone is a faget, faget.
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>>174333631
they really call you scott if you don't change the first name?
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>>174333492
download sharex senpai
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>>174316354
Imagine if Garrus was a sultry femtur instead, would easily make up for the flaws

What would her name be Garia?
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>>174334483
Some do, nothing major. I think the LIs call you Scott if you romance them.
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>>174332129
Raeka's such a qt I want to finger her behind Tann's desk while the other Pathfinders are in the room
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>>174332141
Padok is actually a pretty good character in his own right
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>>174334483
Now and then yeah, it's not that noticeable unless you're looking out for it but it's a nice touch
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>>174331734
90% of the gear is shit, don't fall into the flytrap like I did.
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>>174334483
Some love interests will moan 'Scott/Sara' during sexytimes, which alone makes it worth it for me.
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>>174334573
FemGarrus would have been more used goods than Vetra, 5 years older and probably been with twice as many men
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>>174334774
What about Cora?
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>>174334483
Scott or Sara gets used a ton if you leave it default.

If you don't they just sub it for Pathfiinder or Ryder.

That's not to say they only call you that, but it's not like a once or twice in the game kind of thing either, it's pretty frequent.
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>>174333492
You sure love remnant weapon.
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>>174332141
Padok, Kirrahe, Mordin and Maelon were all on the same team for that Genophage Mission
>>
>>174335045
What about her?
>>
>>174334483
Quite a lot actually, I think it's a real waste not to keep the default name.
For example Jaal will say "This is my friend Scott" when talking to the Roekarr in his loyalty mission.
It feels much better overall to not only be called by your last name when you don't have the excuse of being a revered commander.
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>>174335045
Cora better keep her trap shut and everything will be fine
>>
FATTY!
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>>174335112
not that anon but pathfinder 4some when?
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>>174332324
I want to do stuff to Liutenant Rentola's cloaca. Lewd stuff.

>>174332614
Kirrahe was a bigger bro than Kal'Reegar
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>>174331734
Only spend what you're happy with spending

But there's a lot more bad gear than in ME3, and no packs are especially generous - I feel like you can't even really build a mass stockpile of consumables the way you could in ME3 when buying packs, progress in all regards is just slower.

It took rolling a Vanquisher for my Infiltrator and my Sentinels reaching the point where Energy Drain could be spec'd as a primer for solo combo explosions to feel more comfortable with things, for what it's worth. That took me until at least 10-15 hours in.
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>>174335072
I also used a full set of Remnant armor.

All to impress the waifu
Jk it's because I got even more obsessed with the Remnant than the bloody Archon as the game progressed.
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>>174335245
Which 4 would be the best lineup?
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>>174335132
I bet Sid's mandibles have hints of chocolate in smell and taste
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>>174319130
He said weight though.
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>>174335112
Do you want her in the room while doing naughty things with Raeka behind the desk?
Personally I'd like to make sure Cora's watching as I slowly penetrate Raeka. Just so she knows what she's missing based on Raeka's expression.
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>>174335239
Cute and HEALTHY!
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>>174335291
Shame the Remnant set is so garbage though.
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>>174335320
Sarissa, Raeka and Avitus, don't forget to make Cora watch.
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>>174335402
Literally everything remnant is shit.
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>>174335402
I wasn't a fan, desu. I thought the N7 armor looked better. But then I came to grow to like it.

And in any case I told myself from the beginning of Andromeda that I wasn't gonna touch N7 armor because that was Shepard's shtick and I needed to move on. Figured my Pathfinder should carve out a new identity and all that jazz.
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>>174335430
But would it be Sara or Scott?
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>>174335320
I'll go for the gay lineup ie Avitus & Hayjer
>>
> Can't get Liam's Jacket armor
> Can't get the Jacket casual outfit some NPC's wear, closest thing has an ugly scarf
> Can't get a decent helmet other than the N7 one and it feels weird due to the N7 logo

Why Bioware
>>
>>174335264
Why not an orgy with the entirety of 3rd STG?
You know this happened to femshep on Virmire. It's canon.
>>
>>174335291
>>174335402
>>174335474
I like its aesthetics. There's no reason to use stat boost armor in MEA, not even on insanity
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>>174335515
I like the N7 armor but I have zero biotics so it wasn't any use to me beyond looks
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>>174335545
>>174335558
But the male Salarians are cuntboys anyway
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>>174335558
Sure Why not.

They're all grateful to you for saving them so I deserve a thank you orgy.
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>>174335557
>an ugly scarf

To hell with you
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>>174335537
Up to you, anon, don't let your dreams be dreams. I would pick scott though, sister must be protected.
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>>174335402
I like the armor. Wish you can change the stupid red light color.
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>>174335674
>implying I don't know and find them hot that way
But Yes, be inside Hayjer while getting screwed by Avitus.

Tann should watch. Maybe throw him the Asari Pathfinder.
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>>174335537
>>174335734
Can't let Avitus do it all solo, he's not even used to fucking girls.
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>>174335474
Yeah for such an advanced race their guns are shit
>>
So what are the chances our team will ever take us seriously

Right to the end they still dismiss us in meetings and treat us with disrespect

I mean sure we're new to this but that's not a good way to run a ship
>>
>>174335832
Tann and Cora can finger one another and cry in the corner.
Tann's secretary gets to join in with the Pathfinders though.
>>
>ywn force feed Sid and make her even thiccer
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>>174335896
I'll take Cora

>>174335864
They seem to take Ryder seriously when we start the final mission for Meridian. A meeting where they didn't leave untill you dismissed them would have been a nice touch.
>>
>>174335841
equalizer
inferno
PAW
They're the only remnant's weapons who aren't total garbage.
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>>174335778
It looks cool, but that's it really.

There's only one specific build that actually has it as best in slot, and even for that build it's just the chest piece, none of the rest.
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>>174335927
You don't need to force feed Sid, cuddle with her and gently put pieces of chocolate between her mandibles, she'll do the rest while making pleasurable sounds
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>>174335474
the PAW is great
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>>174336018
I forgot about the equalizer, you're right about that. The Inferno/PAW? What augmentations do you use on them?
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>>174335841
But the guns are not really Remnant, they are produced by Initiative scientists using all scrap they can find.
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>>174336018
>PAW
>not total garbage

Why do people say this? The PAW is total trash. The Sweeper is actually decent, but the PAW is hilariously bad.
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> All four pathfinders die before the new game
> With no one relegated to be next in line, the Sam's automatically go to the next person of decent authorization
> Addison becomes the new human Pathfinder, Tann the new Salarian Pathfinder, Kandros the new Turian Pathfinder, in lieu of a Asari, Kesh becomes a Pathfinder too
> Wacky adventure's where they argue over hard decisions and fall around trying to get anything done
>>
>>174336179
The scientists are really bad at developing weapons
>>
Do you think Meriwether laughed at Sid got her butt and thighs stuck in a vent gate while trying to escape?
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>>174334383
Fuck you, purple is cool.

>>174334790
Eh, he's alright. Like you said, pretty good in his own right, but compared to Mordin, he's shit-tier.

>>174335095
Yes, I remember. I also remember Padok not doing dick for it, as evidenced in Mordin's Shadow Broker dossier, specifically the mission report section:
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Dr._Mordin_Solus

>>174335264
But does he defend your close friend with all his might? Sure, Kirrahe does that, but not very well (he fully expects his distraction teams, including himself and the human you sent with him, to die), and only on the battlefield. Kal'Reegar tries his damndest to kill the geth tryjng to get to Tali, even while injured and alone, then speaks up for Tali in front of the fucking Admiralty Board.

Kirrahe is cool, but Kal is better. They both get the honor of being in my XCOM 2 game tho.
>>
I plan to do my pathfinder lineup like this:
Path A: Scott, Avitus, Hayjer & Sarissa
Path B: Sara, Vedaria & Raeka
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>>174333492
>taking picture of screen
>edgy weaponnames a 10 year came up with
>rate my x crap
fucking newfag fuck off to reddit you piece of cancer
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>>174336354
Kandros/Kesh would do a good job. Tann would try his best but would leave the fighting to his team.
Fuck Addison.
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>>174335778
this fucking clownface everytime
>>
Is Addison the Udina of andromeda?
>>
>>174336470
What does Kirrahe do for you in ME3?Takes your side regardless of what you decide for the Genophage. The STG know the score, they wont stand around refusing to fight because the dalatrass didnt get her way.

What does Kal do in ME3? Nothing.
Offscreen death in a message.
>>
Never give a Turian a tugjob
Never sodomise a Salarian
Never assplay with an Asari
Never blow a Batarian
Never quiver in a Quarian
Never violate a Vorcha
Never use Viagra with a Volus
Never enter an Elcor
Never dance with a Drell
Never handy a Hanar
Never touch genitals with a Geth
Never knock boots with a Krogan
Never yank a Yahg
Stick to your own boys and girls. For the aliens are lesser beings.
>>
>>174336470
>Fuck you, purple is cool.
Sure, if you're a faget.
Just kidding, bro. I like purple too.
I just don't want the visor to always be purple since it really hinders your color options with the armor. It's either make a color scheme based around the purple visor or not use the helmet and miss out on that huge power damage bonus.
>>
>>174336216
Not him but paw is actually good with the electric mod.
>>
>>174336803
NO.
>>
>>174336803
No bigots allowed.
>>
>>174336891
All gun behavior mods are trash, no exceptions.
>>
>>174336704
I hope so
>>
>>174336704
Does that make Tann the Anderson of Andromeda?

>>174336803
Shut up, Terra Firma Faggot.
>>
>>174336803
I will always love Tali
>>
what the fuck is wrong with liam

why he gotta whine about everything
>>
>>174337035
because he is a nigger, that's what niggers do
>>
>>174337035
He's a Bri'ish nigger, what do you expect?
>>
>I was only 21 years old
>I loved Kandros so much, I put together lego's shaped like his face
>I pray to Kandros every night before bed, thanking him for the Apex Strike Teams he gives
>"Kandros is love" I say; “Kandros is life”
>My brother hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kandros
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurt
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Kandros
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Good decision setting up a military outpost on Eos.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Turian hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my legs for Kandros
>He penetrates my amino-body
>It hurts so much but I do it for Kandros
>I can feel his dick plates chafing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Kandros
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills me with love
>My brother walks in
>Kandros looks him straight in the eyes and says "Anything about the Turian ark, or is this militia business?"
>Kandros throws the protester out my window
>Kandros is love. Kandros is life.
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>>174337032
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>>174337032
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>>174336803
Considering Liam is from a lesser species as well, Is Cora the only MEA approved romance?
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>>174336439
She chuckled under her breath then pulled the Turian's legging down and started licking
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>>174337295
DELET
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>>174337295
the quarian and geth are such a fucking hassle, so much work just to save those two
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>>174337295

*mashes interrupt prompt*
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>>174337150
poor Kandros
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>>174308383
>Purest retard
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>>174337328
Liam, Cora, Suvi, Gil and Reyes are fine.
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>>174337505
There's barely any work as long as you didn't make both bad decisions in ME2
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>>174337505
It was easy desu.

Just take the red or blue option and get both armies.
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>>174337607
>Homo
>Monkey
>Fine
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>>174337760
not that simple though
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>>174337879
Is for me.
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>>174337450
>ywn feel the thicc thighs of a quarian wrapped around your waist
>ywn feel a quarian grind her crotch against yours as she rides you
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> Geth were on-board the Quarian ark
> With six hundred years of free-time since there's no point putting Geth in cryo, they worked on their own bodies to be less obviously synthetic
> Look fairly humanoid now, some wiring here and there but pretty normal
> One Geth has a heavily damaged AI and it's body is basically all that's left, it's pretty hot
> Sam assumes direct control of it
> New squadmate

There's your DLC
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>>174312250
This game was semi fun til my save got ruined by a bugged mission out on some oil platform that rendered it unplayable.

The game itself was pretty meh though. Like a halfassed demo for Just Cause.
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>>174337980
>it's pretty hot
You want to romance SAM?
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>>174337980
>they worked on their own bodies to be less obviously synthetic

Why?
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>>174336748
STG only joins if Kirrahe is dead, and they're worth about 15 points more than Kirrahe's 20. All Kirrahe does in ME3 is talk to you, and take Tolan's place in showing off the Scorpion.

You're right, Kal does nothing. Which is unfortunate. He should've at least done something, like add points to a hypothetical Migrant Fleet Marines asset.

>>174337032
>undressed
I don't think quarians should be shown undressed, and I like Tali with her face hidden. Am I a mudslime for thinking this?

>>174337505
That's the point. It's supposed to be hard. Unlike the turians/salarians and the krogan, their conflict is more than a bitter grumble: the Morning War was only 300 years ago, which isn't that long by galactic standards, and they're in the middle of a war right now. Geth and quarians actively HATE each other.

>>174337980
That's just EDI's story of how she got a body, dickwad.
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>>174338041
He can do anything to your physiology at will and irregardless of your decisions will always be with you no matter what

He's basically the third wheel to any romance already, making him a romance option seems pretty natural desu
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>>174337980
never gonna happen, unless they go full retard
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>>174338142
Kirrahe also saves the Salarian councillor if Thane's not around.
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>>174338142
>Geth and quarians actively HATE each other.
>Geth
>hate quarians
No.
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>>174338142
> That's just EDI's story
> Implying Bioware doesn't re-use story trope's all the time
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>>174338142
>Geth and Quarians actively HATE each other
So are you just pretending to have played the games or are you a dumbass who skipped every conversation and cutscene?
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>>174337980
>SAM gets into new body
>kills Ryder because he no longer needs him
>kills the whole station cause why not
>Geth 2.0
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>>174338175
Would SAM even want a body? What would he do with it apart from shoot things
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>>174338387
>Play as SAM in the sequel and destroy the entire galaxy life, beginning with the Angara
10/10 make it happen Bioware
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>>174338387
AI are rarely malicious in ME.

Reminder that the Geth Quarian conflict only began because the Quarian's freaked the fuck out when a Geth asked the simple question "Does this unit have a soul?"
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>>174338239
True. I guess I just like Kal more. Alright, you win: Kirrahe is cooler.

>>174338263
>>174338318
The only one who is fine with gypsies is Legion, and he's a unique smarty-pants model.

>>174338287
Do you honestly think they'd use such a thing for the main draw of a DLC?
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>>174338476
>destroy the entire galaxy life, beginning with the Angara
I like how you think, anon.
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>>174338239
He dies though. Bad end
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>>174338558
The Geth are just fucking around building their Dyson sphere, they don't care about anything outside the veil.
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>>174338612
Well what did you expect when he's going up against Unstoppable Badass™ Kai Leng™?
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>>174338558
The Geth genuinely don't dislike the creators, they get defensive because the Quarians are fucking assholes and try to make them science experiments or just out-right kill them, but by their own will they stay the fuck away from them

The only time this changes is when Reaper's are involved and they're unfair to judge the Geth by

Hell, the instant the Geth are given their free will one runs to a Quarian and asks how they can help them get up and running again in hopes of building a friendship once more
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>>174338558
The geth consensus never hated quarians, though. Perhaps you skipped that part where you enter their virtual world and they show you their history.
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reminder that Tali a shit
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>>174338764

They've had free will since they ousted the quarians in the first place.
They killed council envoys, and anyone who wandered too close.
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>>174338870
Fuck off Mac.
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>>174338649
>>174338764
>>174338816
Hmm. Good points. Still, the quarians hate the geth, and that makes peace difficult.

>>174338870
We're not even talking about Tali anymore, Liarafag.
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What the fuck was Bioware thinking when they didn't include Quarians? Are they seriously trying to convince anyone the systems alliance wouldn't try to hire some for the mission? Was there a war that had happened that I missed, or is it canon that the geth won?
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>>174339067
I honestly hope this is bait.
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>>174338931
He was referring to the geth being released from reaper control.
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>>174338992
>We're not even talking about Tali anymore
doesnt mean she isnt shit

>>174339067
fuck quarians, why even take them to andromeda, they are useless
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Reminder to refrain from feeding the liarafag.
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>>174339146
>why even take them to andromeda
Because the galaxy needs proper hips and thighs, and really fat asses, you god damn retard. Andromeda wont overpopulate itself.
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>>174339146

>An entire race built on salvaging ships.
>Useless on a mission that might need it.
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>>174339332
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A Geth Quarian future is the best future.
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>>174339316
>being fuckmeat is the only positive aspect of quarians
no thanks but I prefer beautiful Asari, they are atleast nice to look at

>>174339375
>might need it
>might
quarians cant even colonize new worlds in the MW, you just have them lingering around the nexus shitting up the place.
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>>174337450
>>174337516
yfw it doesn't work
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>>174339598
Asari are unironic parasite's and the biggest threat to every other race, they need to be eliminated

Aria can stay though
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>>174339571
>tfw you will never play Geth Juggaloo in MEA MP
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>>174339067
Eh, I can understand it: most quarians' only goal in life is to reclaim "muh homeworld", so they wouldn't dare abandon it to the ebil toasters. Some quarians want to colonize other worlds tho, so I wonder which side BioWare prefers. The same applies to every other non-Council race anyway.
>elcor
>don't like change
>hanar
>muh Enkindlers
>drell
>muh Compact
>volus
>very unlikely to find another planet like theirs (intense atmospheric pressure made of ammonia that's also terrestrial)
>batarians
>WE WUZ KANGZ, FUCK OFF HYOOMINS
What I don't get is why goddamn krogan are coming. They can't breed.

>>174339146
Some could say the same of your waifu too. Here's the last (You) you're gonna get from me today.

>>174339571
It is tbhwy. Tali mentions how, thanks to the geth, quarians won't need their suits after only a few years, instead of centuries of evolution and genetic engineering.

@174339598
Quarians have cool suits. They're also nice to look at.

>>174339667
Don't you fucking start too.
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>>174338128
Infiltration purposes.
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>>174339787
>They can't breed.
Fertility rates rised to about 4% during cryosleep as the krogan have undergone some kind of treatment.
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>>174339787
>hfw she watches her fleet get gang banged and her xeno species get slaughtered
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>>174339787
Liara is perfect and pure, the only ones hating on her are fat hambeasts and faggots.
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>>174339698
>ywn break omega's one rule
why live
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>>174339146
>fuck quarians, why even take them to andromeda, they are useless

inorite, fucking suit rats.
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>>174340036
Kill yourself.
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>>174339787
Krogan can breed.

The Krogan in Andromeda are of one Clan, they came as part of the deal bringing Nakmor Kesh.
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>>174340026
>Fertility rates rised to about 4% during cryosleep as the krogan have undergone some kind of treatment.
lmao, this shouldnt even be possible. Bioware truely lost all their talent.
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>>174340036
>>174340143
>mfw her species gets slaughtered
Can I do this with Vetra's species next?
Or fuck the assari???
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>>174339571
I wish Quarian soldiers had an armored suit, or at least a visor like that one optional outfit Tali had with the plating.
Fucking stupid to have them be just as vulnerable as a normal Quarian.
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>>174340225
asaris are useless in andromeda
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Liara is a blue pile of steaming garbage.
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>>174340193
Yeah it defeats the entire purpose of cryogenic stasis.

The whole point is you are frozen in time. You come out in the same state as you were when you went in as if no time had passed at all.
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>>174340026
Still pretty damn low. And how is that possible? Genophage affects every cell in a krogan.

>>174340036
>choosing the geth
Disgust.

>>174340070
>perfect
She's autistic, and not the cute kind like Sarafags believe. Besides, perfect is boring.
>pure
She's a confirmed slutty whore.

>>174340170
Why did they need Kesh anyway?
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>>174340086
this is the power of turian flexibility. Once you've had a taste nothing else interests you. Unless you're Garrus.
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> Ever wanting to hurt the Turians
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>>174340340
The Quarians brought their own genocide upon them.

It's actually a pretty unique genocide. Usually they are carried out because one race deems the other unfit to live and seeks to exterminate them. But in the Quarians case, they decided to kill themselves off by forcing another race to exterminate them in self defense.
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>>174340408
Someone needs to break all those raptor hymens
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>>174340193
>>174340321
I agree, it's bad writing and it manages to undermine hundreds of years of krogan history.
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>>174340482
so much this, quarians deserve to be wiped off the face of the galaxy
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>>174340340
She's part of the engineers that built the Nexus and she's there to run the Nexus when it arrives to Andromeda
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> Synthesis ending happens
> Geth now have organic components
> Take revenge on Quarian race by fucking all the female's with their massive geth cocks while the male's watch

This is the future,
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>>174336748
>tfw nobody told Adam Baldwin he wasn't in ME3
>he was excited to do more voicework for the ME series
>biofuck killed him in an e-mail
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>>174340894
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>>174340408
I just want to hurt aliens in general at this point sorta in the style of pic related

>>174340340
I only choose them to watch the quarians die if that helps
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A small not-Adeptus Mechanicus fleet arrives in Andromeda, what happen and who or what will win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk
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>Change Udina's hair from gray to black
>Change Kirrahe's entire skin tone and eyes so that he doesn't even look the same as his ME1 self
Was there ever an explanation to this?
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>>174341175
>implying it wouldnt be you on the knees
underaged shitface
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>>174341275
Udina got a dye job because he's a fucking faggot
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>>174341275

They changed Adams, too. He just looked weird in ME3.
>Kaidan doesn't shave as much, and looks visibly (as much as I hate to use the word) grittier
>Ashley gets bimbo'd instead of buff'd

I will forever question Bioware's design choices.
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>>174341367
No I hang later for my war crimes
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>>174341234
The Initiative doesn't have war ships and is mostly a civilian fleet. SAM might be able to do something about them though so long as Ryder consistently gets him on-board their ships.
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>>174341534
>this post
>that picture
you get the irony right?
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>>174341480
I'm struggling to remember what either version of adams looked like.
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>>174341480
adams? you mean anderson?
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>>174341234
Any 40k faction stomps pretty much any non-40k faction because they turn up with guns bigger than the other side's ships. Or are unstoppable bioweapons. Or are literal demons and/or gods.
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>>174341639

He looks like a regular dude in the first game, then he gets weird texturing in the third.

>>174341741

Chief engineer, bud.
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>>174340408
I've no problem with Turians as long as they tow the line.
When their Volus handlers arrive though we may have problems.

Asari need to go first though, we can use the Angara to help us with that, then we can dispose of them too afterwards.
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>>174342083

Also, the lighting isn't that good in the image from the first game, but whatever.
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>>174342083
I honestly forgot about this guy
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>>174342084
>wanting to kill asari when you can make them your sex slaves
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>>174342479
Blue parasites need to be eliminated and bring nothing to the initiative.

Those long lived breeders exist purely to consume resources and steal from other species.
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>>174342479
Why bother with an Asari when I can just paint a shaved human
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>>174341631
I will let you fucking decide
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>>174342083
he doesnt look that different tbqh, the lighning makes it seem like it is.
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>>174342084
>>174342649
>IMG filename
kys my man
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>>174342083
I wish he died instead of Pressly
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>>174343786
Ok Liara poster.
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>>174343915
lol fuck pressly
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>>174343786
>liara filename

kys my man
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who is the most missed NPC of the OT that can be killed?
Kelly for me, had to load when she got killed the first time.
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Post dad.
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>>174344669
Telling her to change her appearance was a renegade option wasn't it? I wonder how many people blindly chose the paragon option without thinking.
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>you can hit on the interviewer too
jeez
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>>174345078
>dat little finger widdle as if he was just chillin on the floor checking his omnitool
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>>174340894
>'s
will you stop this you fucking retard?
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>>174340894
I really miss the Geth.
I want my javelin.
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>>174346586
I miss the executioner pistol
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>>174345284
Ryder's a slut. Even when you're with someone, he'll still want to flirt with others
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>>174346586
I miss the Harrier/Saber/Wraith
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>>174346785
is the VIndicator and Mantis ingame?
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Do they ever hint at what happened back in the Milky Way during those 600 years?

Did everyone die to the reapers? Are they all machine people now?

I NEED TO KNOW
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>>174339571
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>>174346971
are you retarded
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>>174346392
Whats you're problem?
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>>174346971
Mac said somewhere there's no canon ending.
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>>174347062
kek
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>>174346903
I don't think so. The starting sniper rifle is a Viper
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>>174346971
The true ending is shepard died in the citadel beam run and the starchild and stuff were just a halucination before he/she died
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>>174347065
Can someone behead Mac already?
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>>174347424
>indoctrination theory faggots
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>>174347820
It isn't even the indocrination shit, that's irrelevant
It is what I accepted so I can swallow the ending
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>>174344669
Tali.

>>174346586
GIVE ME MY PALADIN
I WANT IT NOW

>>174347065
>>174347424
Stop with this meme already.
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>>174347424
The true ending is it was all just a dream.
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>tfw no Phaeston
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>>174347912
>>174346971
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-20-why-mass-effect-andromeda-wont-acknowledge-your-choice-of-me3-ending
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just how fast is Shepard building those models, are does he order someone else to build it for him
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>>174348231
Pretty sure they're pre-built
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>>174348231
These games take place over the course of months, except for Andromeda, which is implied to last over a year. Shepard probably just builds them in the downtime between missions.
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>autistic Shepard
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>>174348482
Where's the implication that it takes over a year? I like the dies that it takes at least 2-3 days to go between cluster but I dunno they never make it clear
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>>174348114
Wow. What a fucking cop-out. But that guy's right: less gameplay means more trouble. Didn't Fallout 4 lack gameplay footage for a long while, until E3?

>>174348231
MASS EFFECT FIELDS, SON

>>174348643
>Kaiden Alonko
>>
stop talking about guns/lore, and post BRRRAAAAP
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>>174348743
>implying i read it
>implying i didn't copy and paste the first google result
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>>174348767
Fuck you.
Claymore is my gunfu.
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>>174348767
>ywn thrust into miranda's buttlips
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>>174348767
K Y S
Y Y
S S
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>>174348743
>Didn't Fallout 4 lack gameplay footage for a long while, until E3?
It is ironic how the shooting/combat and crafting is the best in the series
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>>174348231
I could build one in a couple of hours. Much faster if you forgo paint. The real time-sink for models is prepping. In between building there's a ton of time spent planning the whole thing out.

>>174348743
Fallout 4 wasn't bad at all. In fact I'm prepared to say that fallout 4 is hands down the single best Skyrim mod out there.
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Kadara was such a disappointment. I was expecting a /comfy/ cyberpunk atmosphere like Omega but instead we get a generic shit hole
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>>174349148
>Fallout 4 wasn't bad at all
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>>174346971
>happily colonising worlds, mending political rifts and exploring cool ass remnant ruins
>unlock the reaper warnings messages and all of the milky way shit comes back and hits ryder like a brick

I think the lack of closure is meant to add to the cryptic nature of the initiative, jien garson's death, etc tbqh. Can't have your space adventures be too comfy
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>>174349148
>Skyrim mod
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>>174341631
That's a nice looking model slut Shepard.
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>>174349226
A shit hole run by shit people regardless of who you choose
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>>174349148
>Fallout 4 wasn't bad at all
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What do you guys think a Turian's vagoo feels like?
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>>174349830
like fucking a pile of sand
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>>174349886
>>174349830

Oysters are quite soft in the center of their bony exterior.
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>>174349830
Heaven
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>>174349232
>>174349473
>when idiots only read the beginning of a shitpost
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>>174348881
Claymore is cute, would be pretty shit without a way to reload cancel though
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>>174349830
I'll never know, I don't find rock birds attractive. What do you think it'd feel like anon?
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>>174349830
god fucking damnit, just kill yourself
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>>174349358

Honey Lemon's hand is DANGEROUSLY close to Gogo's b**bs.
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>>174351491
Plus Gogo is about to grab her ass.
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why is /meg/ so quiet now?
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>>174349830
Muscular. Like fucking a bicep with a slit cut into it.
Shielded by two plates that part when aroused to reveal a glowy blue vulva.
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>>174351624
Mac fucked up and kept locked the most interesting content to be explained in the sequel/dlc
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>Cora's latex-looking sleeves
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/mavezar/504228/Cora-x-Peebee

Oh, YES.
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>>174351708
Everyone needs a latex dlc outfit.

>>174351624
I'm stuffing my face chocolate
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>>174351624
reddit went back
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Hey anons, say hi to Suvi's VA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA52igHqPjU
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>>174352054

Dang cute!
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>>174351708
>tfw will never lube up and fuck Cora's sleeves while she's wearing them.
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>>174352278
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>>174352278
>lube up and fuck Cora's sleeves

Uh... how? Grinding against them? Or going elbow deep?
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>>174352054
Dem brows
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>>174352516
>>174352278
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>>174352962
I see you're a man of culture as well.
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>>174352903
She'd open up a seam at the back of the elbow, or at the shoulder.
Then she pulls out a jar of purple lube, smells just like your favourite fruit. She lubes you up, and smears the remainder inside her sleeve. Then you're good to go.
She smiles and goes aww when you cum all over her arm, thick sticky warmth trickling down towards her hand.
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>>174352962
They are pretty nice. Her voice here sounds a lot better than Suvi ingame.
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>>174351708
it's unbelievable that there is still so little ME:A porn
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>>174353207

Ah, I see.
Sounds hot. She spends the rest of the mission with a lubed-up sleeve and cum getting squeezed over her arm and hand.
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>>174353207
>smells just like your favourite fruit
where have I hard that before?
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>>174353248
You can find plenty on tumblr
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>>174351624
You can only post the same five pieces of art so many times a day before even the Vetrafags get tired of it.

Also Sid is apparently fat now? Can Turians even get fat, like at all?
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>>174353381
Yup.
She doesn't seem too eager to take her filthy suit off, even after a day of sweaty combat and her lover depositing loads through various seams and holes.
She even waits patiently while Vetra and Liam fight over who gets to shower first.
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>>174351427
You mean miss yourself
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>>174351624
Because everyone has moved on except us.

Even I'm only checking in periodically between ME3 missions.
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>>174351624
There are still only five decent Soctt/Vetra pics, and four of those were cartoonish doodles made here.
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>Yoga mail from Lexi
>Matriarch's Pose: Kneeling
I like that Asari know their place in the world.
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>>174353207
>>174353381
>>174353559
Nice
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>>174353458
Cora only brought three things to andromeda. The manuals, her suit, and a few enormous jugs of special juice gracefully donated by her old unit.
It's how she keeps her suit from chafing.
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>>174351624
I prefer it like this.
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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make note about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!
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>She will never step on your testicles
jdimsa
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>>174353458
>Mother's Day
>MJT

Oh, boy.

>>174353559

Holy jesus.
First by the elbow, shooting the load toward the hand. Then the covering her armbit. Then she makes two different holes in the front her crotch and in the material covering her butthole. Even the back of her knee.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the squishy sounds as she moves around.
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>>174353971
She just needs someone to dick her hard.
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How long do Angara live? The qt Moshae is over a hundred right?
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>>174354015
I hate how they look but also want those phat lips wrapped around muh dik
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>>174354159
Sara's lips are thiccer.
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>>174354137
She's 115.
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>>174353971
>Cyonean
>Polos

Are those actual asari words, or are they just Greek things?

>I own several pink stripper outfits
Hey, that sounds pretty se-
>which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors
Oh, god, what?

>>174354015

I can understand things like gripping the testicles and shaft a bit harder, but stepping on them?
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>>174353971
Never stop posting this.
It belongs in every /meg/
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>>174354259
Moshae's voice is nicer, just image what her moans sound like
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>>174353971
>I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
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>>174354159
Only thing i dislike about the design is the fact that they obviously rushed the female angara and just gave them a fucking human nose instead of making it look even remotely like the male angaran's nose.
>>174354259
those lips are for angaran dick only.
>>174354264
the perfect age
>milf
>vivenne's voice
>would step on me and beat me up
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>"entire tier of weapons and armor wont drop, be sold in stores, or awarded in APEX nerd crates" bug
Looks like I'm using that ugly ass +25% encounter XP armor till I've powered through 10 levels I suppose
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>>174354507
What level does that effect?
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>>174309481
>>174309548
>>174308729
I would marry Sara and have her babies.
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>>174353971
Is... is this a meme-remix of Rawhide Kobayashi? Fucking incredible A+.
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>>174354612
Level 61-70
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>>174354381
>Are those actual asari words, or are they just Greek things?

Cyone is an asari planet, Polos is its capital. It was supposed to be a subtle joke about the weeablue not knowing geography (since she says she's going to Thessia).
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>>174354741
Shit I'm level 59. Exp armor it is then.
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So will completing the movie night quest bug anything? Cause right now I have step one of movie night quest aswell as the last step as 2 seperate quests in my quest log.
Should i complete step one, then just do the last step?
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>>174354737
Good spot anon, I'd forgotten about this absolute legend.
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You know how you can see people working in X-Com 2? The ships in Mass Effect should've had something like that.
That's a thing I want more of, people moving around the ship, doing different things. Working out, chatting in the mess hall, working on their gear or the Mako/Nomad, etc.

And I'm not only saying that because I want to see the female characters being all sweaty in small shorts and sports bras.
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If they stick to the open world thing they need to add more squad mate content. Going hours without them saying anything new and then only one line of dialogue about a mission is terrible.
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>>174354945
I'm pretty sure thats not the original one
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>>174354507

The mods are the problem. Anyone who uses non augmented weapons and armor at that level is a pleb.
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>>174355009
you pirated? They fixed some of the squad banter shit in the patch (besides on havarl)
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>>174355001
>people working in X-Com 2?
*working out
Whatever, both work.
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>>174354893
Movie night is locked by game progression, once you start it you will only unlock the next part once you complete some main story quests. I would do movie night as soon as you unlock it
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>>174355001
But that's what they are finally doing in MEA.
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>>174355181
I don't mean banter, I mean when you talk to them on the ship etc
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>>174355198
I meant the bug on NG+. It's bugged on NG+ and i'm able to start it really early in the game when I only just unlocked Jaal
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Volus adept when, I want to be a biotic god again
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>>174355001
It's getting there. The crew actually moves around the ship now.
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do you think you get to fnally meet your waifu when you die?
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>>174355349
never ever. nubioware arent gona bother modeling the harder to model aliens. It's why hanar/elcor and volus are going to get gas chambered off screen in the dlc
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>>174355328
Oh I see. Bioware did change some quests to be unlocked earlier, I think movie night is one of them, check the patch changelog.
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>>174355381
>here, have a dude body and slap some tits on it so closet fags can jack on it
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>>174355471
Hopefully Drell don't get killed off.
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>>174355447
I don't know, maybe you should try to find out?
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>>174353716
pray that the merciful drawfags return
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>>174355447
Try it
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>>174355447
>>174355725
keep us posted on your progress!
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Ashley, Miranda or Jack? Just started ME2.
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>>174355492
i've got 2 seperate quests here. I'm just not sure if i should attempt to do them in a certain order to avoid my save file getting corrupted or some shit.
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>>174355827
Jack
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>>174355204
>>174355381

Oh, cool, I haven't played Andromeda, yet.
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>>174353971
fuckin' saved. god bless.
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>>174355827
>cancer
>niggered AIDS fest
>meh

I'd go with Jack out of those options
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>>174355571
Nice projection. They could use you in the cinema downtown
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>>174356051
>>174356134
Alright Jack then.
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>>174355685
>>174355725
k, wish me luck
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>>174355381

And goddamn, that bod. Awesome shorts and top, too.
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>>174355725
>>174354383
>>174342649
>>174342084
Does this count as avatarfagging yet
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>>174356042
The plot thickens.
To be honest, I think you should do the getting started one. I've never seen this glitch before.
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>>174355827
Ashley.

Because if you have to ask, you must be some kind of turbo faggot, and as such, deserve her.
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>>174356141
I dont jack off to grils in bodybuilder bodies friend
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>>174356141
>Nice projection. They could use you in the cinema downtown
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>>174356293
Just imagine that pussy though, shit must be like a vice.
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>>174355381
>>174356141
>>174356239
>>174356327
post this shit in fighting games general where it belongs, not n /meg/.
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>>174356245
yes, yes it does
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>>174356443
>pussy
>implying there isnt a dick
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are reave and neural shock biotic attacks?
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>>174356293
Okay, that's good to know..

>>174356624
Reave yes, Neural Shock is tech

>>174356448
Alright, stopping here.
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>>174356624
Reave is, Neural shock is tech.
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>>174356327
>Not replacing someone else
Degenerate.
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>>174356448
The only place korra gets posted on is /aco/. Neither /u/ nor even /co/ is willing to touch her. Now that the dust has settled everyone sees her for what she really is. A cumrag. Besides there's much better /fit/ browns running around these days.
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>>174356273

IT happens in NG+ if you still have certain quest items in your inventory.
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>>174356959
having a fetish for "brown" should be reason enough for a ban
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>>174356959
>Neither /u/ nor even /co/ is willing to touch her.
then what about the image capped thread here >>>/u/2296257

you're either a liar or stupid or both
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>>174357087
fuck you
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>>174356959
>Neither /u/ nor even /co/ is willing to touch her. Now that the dust has settled everyone sees her for what she really is. A cumrag.

What, now? I mean, I have no interest in either Avatar show, so I don't know anything about the character.
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>>174315728
Bradle isn't forgettable at all. He's the most emphasized colony leader and an end choice for ambassador. You have Alec too, though he died. And Alec was one of the most important Initiative figures and the only other one with knowledge of the Benefactor. He was vital.
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>>174357238
People flipped their shit when it turned out she was bi.
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>>174357114
When that month old thread finally gets archived she's donezo. Mark my words.
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>>174357460
she was?
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>>174357087
Dumb pleb.
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>>174357460

As opposed to being straight or gay? A character being bi pisses off both groups sometimes.
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>>174357648
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>>174357809
Player sexuals are the best, especially when they constantly hit on you.

Like Anders.
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>>174357580
All threads on /u/ last for months you fucking newfag
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is kadara a reference to all the ridiculously spiky planets from ME1

also WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A WEED HOTHOUSE WITH A COUPLE IDIOT STONERS HERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BIOWARE
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>>174357410
>Not thinking Alec will be back
Nobody explicitly tells you how he died and his body was never recovered. I'd bet a lot of money that he'll return in the Kett plot. Maybe Kettified.

The original Alec death scene was much more final and a lot more disturbing but they cut it. Does anyone have pictures of the scene from the artbook?
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>>174358169
>"We have written it badly on purpose. As a joke."
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>>174358232
What was the artbook one?
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>>174358169
canadians.
we're getting weed here next year and i can't wait for more recreational drugs to be available for kids to get their hands on easily and get stoned and drive and get in car crashes.
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>>174351624
>tfw you expected newfags shitting up the thread for half a year or more
>tfw Andromeda turned out so bad that /meg/ went back into its hybernative state just 1 month after release
is this how gaming series die?
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>>174358326
the one where SAM's implant literally drills into your head and eyeballs
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>>174358557
see >>174351689

Just nothing to discuss but waifus
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>>174358358
DUDE WEED
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>>174358557
it's slow and comfy, enjoy this state
>>
HOLD
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>>174358557
>Andromeda turned out so bad that /meg/ went back into its hybernative state just 1 month after release
2 weeks, really. Not even a month. Just 2 weeks.
>>
THE
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>>174358831
I agree, this is better.
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>>174358831
no, dont get me wrong, I take a comfy /meg/ with 15 posters over all the reddit cancer that shit all over the thread
fucking stirner autist, ralph, biodrones, vetra and sara cancer all can go fuck themselves
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can I flirt with multiple people in ME2, will there be consequences?
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>>174359070
t. liarafag
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LINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkmUdUYgH0
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>>174359001
it was released march 21st, so its a month
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>>174358358

Just like some people decide to drive drunk, no difference here.
Like the kid in the US who got drunk as fuck, ran over and killed five (5) people then got diagnosed with "affluenza".
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>>174359178
calling me liaraautist just shows that you are one of those reddit newfags, fuck off already MEA was a flop, you can go now
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>>174359160

Flirting doesn't matter until you get locked into the romance.
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>>174359198
fucking Kai Leng
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>tfw Enji will never be a DLC character
>complete with her body proportions and adorable broken english
>closest real life person in a game we ever got was annoying lesbo in DA 2
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>>174359070
Rudeness.
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>>174359443
Your Thane die in ME2?
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>>174359484

Where's she from?

>>>/wsg/1623071
>>>/wsg/1623071
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>>174359384
whatever you say
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>>174359714
She's hungarian.
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>>174359714

Damnit.
>>>/wsg/1643917
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>>174359642
yes
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Is Andromeda worth pirating?
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>>174357580

That's a fast thread for /u/; it'll be remade over and over like it has been seen the show ended
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>>174359401
when am I locked into a romance in ME2, is it when they tell me to go dump the other bitches?
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>>174359860
How?
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>>174359869
Yes, don't forget to download the repack one :^)
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>>174359160
Don't romance Miranda if you plan on breaking up in 3 or she'll die.
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jaal/cora banter is comfy
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>>174359869
not if you expect a Mass Effect, I downloaded it and didnt even put an hour into it before startiong another playthough of the OT.
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>>174360004
I dunno
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>>174360170
Cora and Drack banter is really amusing
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>>174360210
Eos is shit, I found it increasingly fun as I progressed farther, for the most part
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>>174360240
Poor Thane

>>174360170
It is, Cora/Vetra banter is pretty nice too. Cora/Drack is amusing.
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>>174359869
It is like ME1, the first hours is really underwhelming but it gets better once you progress in the game
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>>174360436
>jaal just called cora his sister
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>>174360559
ME1 was shit for the first 2hrs

ME:A is shit for 2/3rds the entire game and doesn't really get better but kind of meanders into its roots.
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>>174360170
>coooooora
>you so fit! how you fit gurl!
Leave muh weabloo alone you fucking squid-cat!
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>>174360872
I like when he teaches her Angaran words for family. Just a comfy pair for banter.
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>>174360872
>>174360904
He's just being polite. Everybody knows he only wants Sara anyway.
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>>174360904
ANGARA GENOCIDE WHEN
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>>174360016
>I WANT YOU AND ONLY YOU
What the fuck? All I did was flirt with the guy. Calm down bioware.
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>>174361054
Didn't he have a crush on Avela? Would they be good together?
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>>174361163
miranda is fucking crazy you knew what you were getting into
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>>174361226
No, because they're both too dense to pick up on the other one's flirting.
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>>174361226
No i think it was the otherway around. The gossiping angara in Aya were saying he was oblivious to flirting or ignoring it or something.
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>>174361458
tfw no drack romance
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>>174360902
ME1 turns into shit after 2 hours.
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>>174358326
The SAM implant used to be partially external. In the original prologue, Alec ripped it off his head and out of his brain, attached it to you, and it buried into your brain. So there was no doubt that Alec was dead, since his brain was probably shredded.
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>>174361392
>>174361458
Ah ok.
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>>174361226
Avela is better for Jaal because she is angaran too, and they can form a traditional family more easily.
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>>174361518
I got a flirt option with him as Scott.
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>>174362193
He is just like Lexi, anon.
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>>174362065
Avela's not get up and go enough for Jaal. She wants to stay in one place because she thinks it's her duty and he's searching for meaning in his life.
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Are there any decent shotguns in SP besides the Reegar Carbine?

Also the PAW has been working great for me, all the other automatic ARs seem shit because of accuracy/stability issues causing missed headshots. Don't want to use semi autos because of RSI.
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>>174362543
Dhan is broken with bio-converter. Probably Piranha too, I never used it though.
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>>174362780
Yeah Dhan seemed good when I tired it for a couple minutes
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>>174362543
The Dhan is amazing
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>>174362543
Crusader
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>lure 2 eirochs into a base with 10 guys
>2 shuttle drops later they're still not dead
it's like i'm really playing far cry 3
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>>174361226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkYYKaIye8U
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Oh yeah and what guns are good with electric/fire/grenade augments? Never tried them
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>>174361087
NOW!
>>
>EagerFaroffGeese
>>
>you will never sneak into vetra's room with Sid, eat much as her snack inventory as you both can and then cuddle on Vetra's bed before fucking
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>>174363128
Thank you
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>>174363384
>Liara sticking her dick into a crater
something you dont see every day
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>>174363384

Pretty dang nice.
>tfw not eating Ashley's ass at the same time or sucking on Liara's HEAVY balls
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>>174363384
Should I be ashamed for knowing it is a gfycat link or what
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>>174363340
>never
FTFY
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>>174308208
I've been checked out for a few days since the game has left an absolutely bitter taste as far as Mass effect goes. Did something new happen? NPD out already?
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>>174363942
Jaal a cute!
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>>174363942
CUTE! i want to hate rape jaal in front of his family then genocide his whole species
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>>174363821

You learn after a while.
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>>174364163
STOP THIS
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I want the Moshae to hate rape me!
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>>174363987
Top 1 game for 3 consecutive weeks in UK. No other reports.
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So who's the worse dancer? Ryder or Shep?
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>>174364335
She could basically give you a handjob with her foot. Their feet are like another pair of hands
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>>174364423
God that dance isn't nearly as bad when youre Sara
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>>174364423
Ryder literally has the same dance animation as Shepard at other points in the game. So equal.

Personally I was hoping that Ryder would have a great dance animation as a contrast to the original joke.
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>>174364118
Yes!
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>>174362543
Dhan but kett weapon look gay as hell so go for the N7 Piranha and yes fuck you too bradley.
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>>174364454
VERY good.
>tfw she will never step on me and use her bioelectricity to zap me when I misbehave
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>>174363514

Here's the full conversation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUNUYygJuUU
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>>174364516
He's just drunk and using the one dance animation in the game
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>>174364585
>imblying vetra wouldn't be the one to make primal screeches and attack the helpless critter with her bird talons and eat it infront of everyone
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>>174337604
>retard
>autism
Pick one.

You see. A retard just shoves a carrrot up is butt. An autist spends a week on deciding what sex toy to shove up the butt and then does it totally good.
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>>174364843
Anon please, Vetra would never harm Sara like that
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12776238
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>>174365128
Gross
>>
RAWR!

Ok, now that I got your attention. So when do you think the reapers will shove up?
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>>174365128
>putting fags on there
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am i missing something? is there any way to open the second door behind the destroyer?
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>>174364834
there are at least two
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>>174365201
Never.
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>>174365245
also i swear i couldn't tell this was a bug at first
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>>174365245
Try reloading if you haven't already. I remember there being a door in a certain vault that wouldn't open till I reloaded
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>>174365245
>>174365328
>>174365362
No. I noticed that when you go down the elevator you move south on the map. This is clearly a design oversight rather than a bug.
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>>174308208
This pic should have something for Westwood about C&C4 becoming some kind of retarded "competitive" arena bullshit.
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>>174365128
I kind of hope Reyes wins because people here get so triggered by him. Even though by default he isn't best.
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>>174365521
How much proof is there that EA actually fucked these studios and that they didn't just die on their own? Studios that aren't associated to EA also die.

The only one I can confirm there is that they did close Westwood.

But what exactly was the reception of Westwood games at that point?

I think the interest for the genre just died down, mate. Same is true for games like Populous.
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>>174365824
>>174365521
RTS is just a dead genre. Former Westwood employees made Greygoo and it flopped.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/290790/
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>tfw angara wife gives you a handfootjob.
>tfw she makes you breakfast.
>tfw cocoa gets cold.
>tfw she sticks her fingers in it and warm it up, like a miniature chocolatey arc-furnace.
>Fuck a litter into her the night after.
>She gives birth to pale pink angara.
>perfectly healthy.
>Fucking Jardaan thought of everything.
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>>174366209
>tfw Asari can't procreate with them
Thanks, Jaardan!
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>>174365940
Probably because it has slow and unresponsive mechanics. At least it looks that way.
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>>174365824
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/issues/issue_14/87-The-Conquest-of-Origin
it has 5 pages by the way. this interview chronicles pretty much how they ran Origin into the ground.
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>>174366479

Why wouldn't they be able to?
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>>174366479
>tfw the angaran bioelectricity produces a pleasant tingling in non-asari during copulation with an angara.
>But asari meld, their nervous systems open and merge.
>The bio-electricity short circuits the asari brain, rendering them effectively braindead at worst, vegetables at best.
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>>174366952
this is canon
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>>174366841
I like the idea that they can't just to differentiate them from Milky Way species. I also dislike the supposed hints that they can procreate with humans. That's retarded.
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Have they fixed the issues of enemies spawning in obstacles yet?
I had an enemy sniper on that asteroid planet able to shoot me from inside a rock but I couldn't hit him back.
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>>174366952
>vegetables at worst, braindead at best
ftfy
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>>174366952
So the Angara save us from the Asari then we wipe out the squids. Perfect.
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>>174367086
No.
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>>174365290
Ah yes the Shepherd Shuffle.
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There are no negative effects of not using the kill code in the final mission, right? should I save it?
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>vetrafags want to fuck this

She looks disgusting, SHAME
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>>174367557
You shut your mouth
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Anyone else using Charge on Insanity? With the 75% CD it lets you jump around and parry a lot of damage with the long ass iframes.
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I feel a little bad for starting to like femangara more than femturs.
Can I have both?
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>>174367790
Charge plus the asari sword was my vanguad run.
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make a new thread
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>>174367557
t. garrus fag
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>>174368280
You asked for it
NEW THREAD
>>174368310
>>174368310
>>174368310
>>174368310
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>>174365824
>this whole post
fuck off EA shill
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