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>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
[YouTube] [NEW SEASONAL EVENT] Welcome to Overwatch Uprising!

>Story video
[YouTube] King's Row Uprising Origin Story | Overwatch

>Developer update video
[YouTube] Developer Update | Overwatch Uprising | Overwatch

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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Justice waifu.
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Fareeha is cute
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>bastion behind a orisa/rein shield combo being healed by ana and zenyatta while mercy damage boosts
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Who are the confirmed transgender characters in Overwatch?
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Rare waifu, do not steal.
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>there are people that actually think lucio is worse after the patch
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>>174292975
>not copying the Youtube links properly
>not copying them to a pastebin to prevent this from happening
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>>174293115
(You)
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>>174293084
>>174293063
She is my rocket queen
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>post yfw you beat uprising on legendary and unlocked distinguished service
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>>174293115
Sombra
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>>174293252
>tfw you'll never polish her battle thong
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>>174293305
i can believe this
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>>174293180
His range is pathetic. More damage and more healing is irrelevant honestly. I'd take old Lucio over this one.
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>>174293305
No, she is far too cute and feminin.
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>>174293409
>buy her a drink
>instantly pregnant
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>Winston and Tracer get to go on fun adventures all over the place, have a blast, then go home to crash with Tracer's cute gf
>Jack and Ana get to spend Christmas hiding somewhere in some middle eastern shithole wishing they were dead

So we all know who makes the better Strike Commander and Second in Command right
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>game downloads a patch every time I close it down
the fucks going on
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>>174293576
Yeah, Gabriel Reyes and Jessie Mccree.
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>>174293305
acceptable
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Game is rigged
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>>174293814
>tfw still dont have that skin
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Fuck I think I'm becoming a Widow main

help
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>>174293974
Embrace it
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Pence 76 is on a mission. A mission to straighten out that young punk Tracer.
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>>174293974
Choke on a baguette.
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>>174293252
I would really like to hear an official explanation for her armored thong
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>>174293581
>patch stalls every day on awaiting patch. Run out of settings to change to get it running
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how to play tracer in legendary?
i just die almost instantly
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>overwatch pve
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>>174294181
What's the explanation for Samus's?
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>>174293063
>>174293084
I want to impregnate this woman so much.
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>>174294181
"Rule of cool" and "Sex sells"
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>>174294418
>implying the game wasn't made for pve.
Pvp a year on is a disgusting chaotic clusterfuck. Snashing bad guys with heroes is fun
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>>174294405
noob, Tracer is literally invincible due to how the AI interprets her blink
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Where do I place my turret as Torb in Uprising?
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> Bought OW last week and already have 5 legendary skins from boxes
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If you ran into a shitter, you ran into a shitter and that's that.

If everyone you run into is a shitter, you are the shitter.
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>tfw will never get Tracer's and Widow's icon
>have everyone else's
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>>174294508
The good spots.
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>keep being forced to solo heal
>in high plat
>the "extra" dps is always shit

What the fuck is happening to comp
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>Almost every game today has had widow AND hanzo on at least 1 team

Is this a sick new meme
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>>174293115
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>>174293392
silver healbot shitter detected
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>>174294604
3 dps is the shit
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>>174294569
But there's no Widow to use her ass as a pillow.
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>>174294660
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>>174294796
Did someone say Widow ass-pillow?
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there will never be dank frag videos in overwatch because there is so little room for impressive plays
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>>174294470
>that tummy
>landing strip

Where's that Sombra nut image when I need it
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So, for next halloween, will the skins from last halloween be available again?
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>>174295164
Yeah, but there won't be any new ones.
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>it's another "i'm going to micromanage the team and try telling everyone what to do even though i clearly don't know shit about anything other than flanker dps, which i instalocked" episode
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>>174295307
Did they say that?
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>got event Reinhardt skin and event Tracer skin back to back

today was a good day.
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>>174295376
works fine in 4k games when its a top 500 doing that
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>>174293305
Well, she could honestly just swap her cyberbrain into any chassis she'd like.
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>Developer Comments: Lúcio has often felt like a must-pick due to his raw healing output
>raw healing output
>30hps is considered raw
>"So we increased it by 30%!"

How stupid are these people?
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I'm looking for tips on how to improve, but most advice I solicit comes down to:
>shoot better
>die less
>be in a better position
>capture the point more often

Is there any resources or tutorials to actually get better at the game?

I'm worried that just playing the game will make me worse, because I'm playing in bronze.
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What would his kit be?
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>>174296058
>because I'm playing in bronze
Once trash, always trash.
Just watch your own gameplay. Every time you die you fucked up BIG time.
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>>174296058
That's literally most of the things you need to do.

Don't trickle in one by one to their whole team, group up instead.

Use high ground on appropriate characters.

Combo ults.

Don't go too deep chasing pointless kills.
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>it's another "our one healer must exist only to serve me and nothing else even though i am genji and the third dps" episode
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>>174296058

These skill are the important ones:
1. Teamwork/Communication: The team with the better teamwork will always win! Even obvious things like ult-kombos win matches. Always communicate clearly. Praise if someone does something good. Never shit on someone for any reason. Mentality wins games.
Also what heroes can you play that compliment your teamcomposition.
2. Positioning: Highly overlooked! Always be in the perfect postition depending on the hero you play. Try to find out the perfect angles and corners of a map.
3. Timing: When and when not to use an ability or ultimate. Also remembering what abilities of the enemy are on cooldown or what ults are probably coming at you soon and communicate that to your team.


Bonus: Targetpriority
Learn what your hero is supposed to to at any given moment in the match.

Bonus 2: Know your enemy
Learn in detail what heroes you don't play can and can not do.
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>>174296058
the easiest way is to have someone review your gameplay with you
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>>174296198
>>174296252
So..uh...how do I learn those things?

I mean I know positioning is important, but how do I know when I'm in a bad one or a good one? How do I know which hero I should shoot first?

>>174296354
I'm not sure I could do that. I'm really embarrassed and I can't really talk about this except while anon.
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>>174296563
man up u pussy
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>>174296563
You could watch pro-players of your prefered main. But with an analytical mind. Ask yourself why they do that thing in that exact moment. How they react to specific situations like enemy ulting and how they communicate.
It really depends on the hero you are playing or switching into and what the situation in a match is.
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>>174296875
>with an analytical mind
this is a problem because he doesn't know what to think about and has no foundation because he is bronze
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how to fix every offense hero

>genji
remove i need healing voiceline

>mccree
reduce drop off damage

>pharah
direct rocket hit dmg reduced from 120 to 90

>reaper
change or replace teleport

>s76
grenade jumping does more damage and cant place heals down directly after

>tracer
put the victory pose back in the game that they removed cause of her butt
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>>174293814
quit your bitching you nigger
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If you decay down as 4k player, can you play with plat plebs again?
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>>174296563
Grow a fucking spine, it's just a video game. Record and post videos.
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>>174297290
no because decaying does not affect your mmr
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>40% winrate when I play healer
>60% when I play any other role
why is this game so much less fun when you have to rely on complete strangers to do their job
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>>174293576
Never any doubt really
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>>174297245
>direct rocket hit dmg reduced from 120 to 90
And why do players need to do directs after this?
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>have 900 credits
>want that fucking D.Va Intro
>it's over 2/3rds of my savings
>never even got a single D.Va POTG to begin with

How do I justify buying that overcosted thing?
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how to fix every defense hero

>bastion
put his headshot spot while in turret mode back

>hanzo
remove from the game completely

>junkrat
more tire health or new ult

>mei
ice block can take damage to break it

>torbjorn
fix round ass hitbox

>widowmaker
new ult
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>>174296856
>>174297339
: (

>>174297196
Thanks! I think you really get what I am trying to say.

Games are so strange here that I have no idea what is good or bad. POTGs are mercies using melee attacks on genjis and bastions spraying down a hallway and getting 4 kills without moving the mouse.

I feel like I'm just jumping around randomly in random crazy games and I'm not learning anything. There is no feedback if I do "good" or "bad". Hell most games I can't even tell if it was a good game for me or not.
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>>174297765
You don't. You just splurg like a faggot.

I was questioning whether I'd have to use credits or not for Zen's intro. I got it from the box I had just gotten.
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>>174297773
>Junkrat
>new ult

Fuck that idea. Tire is great.
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>Guys! Dont trickle in
>Enemy has the point at 90+ percent

Every. Damn. Time.
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>>174294418
I was excited for this game 6 months before it was released and hearing that it was exclusively pvp crushed my soul
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>>174297476
I hate having to play support all the damn time and then just giving up because our DPS can't do shit and healers can only do so much. And when I decide to try DPS or tanks, the healers are completely unreliable
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>>174297994
i love the tire but its too easy to destroy if youre playing good people
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>>174293084
she's perfect
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>>174298061
Rarely face that problem, really. Though I tend to never use it in a position that wouldn't allow me to climb over a wall and flank them from above. At worst, that's usually 1 guaranteed kill if there's no Pharah, Widow or enemy Junkrat soaring miles above the team.
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>174297765
Grind boxes until the end of the month so i dont have to hear you whine about getting duplicates.
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>>174298280
Godly thighs
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>>174298481
I already got 2 epics from the boxes and got the same 2 epics just now.
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>don't play lucio he can't heal now
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anyone want to group up for legendary
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>>174298690
Is there any way to know what you are supposed to do?
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Why is Old Ana not your waifu?
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>>174297905
it is because you are also playing with people who don't know what's going on so your games are just filled with randomness

getting someone who is decent, at least 4k since the variance is massive, to spectate you and help you learn the game is the best way to start getting better. if you don't want to do that then you can try blindly copying everything pro players do and you will probably get better.

if that's too much then just play ow for fun without worrying about getting better.
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>>174298884
Because I don't have mommy issues actually I do, but that is the reason why Mercy is my waifu, because she looks closer to my real mom
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>>174298545
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>>174298819
just by watching videos or playing
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>>174298884
Because I love all the women of OW equally and could never pick one.
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>>174298048
It's a mixed bag for me. I don't know why but some of the worst games I've been in have been when I'm healing and the team decides to just not be anywhere to get healing/speed buff.
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>>174299014
This artist really likes mommy issues
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>do classic uprising
>be torbjorn
>feel like i'm doing all the work
>match ends
>46% of team's damage
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>>174299459
Wow anon, it's as if you have a really strong weapon along with an auto aim turret that is constantly going to be shooting things in this mode.
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>>174296563
Tanks go at the front, DPS goes in the middle, healers at the back. That's broadly speaking, obviously sometimes a tank will go far ahead and dive (Winston) or even DPS do that (Tracer, Genji).

If you're playing a ranged character (76, Hanzo, Widow, Torb etc.) then its better to be on high ground. That makes it harder for people to reach you, and makes it a little easier for you to get headshots.

Fight on chokepoints if you're defending, not right up at the enemies spawn point since then you have to run a lot further if you die. Make them come to you and increase their running-after-death distance while shortening yours.

Use your ears, the game has very good sound design and there are audio cues for god damn everything. Everyone has unique footsteps, ability noises, gun sounds etc. so you can always tell who is doing what nearby.

Tell your team mates all of this as well, the more informed they are, the better decisions they can make. If you can hear a Bastion set up somewhere out of line of sight, tell your team mates this and where you think he is.
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>>174299459
You're the fodder killer. Obviously you're going to have top damage.
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>>174298907
>if that's too much then just play ow for fun without worrying about getting better.
Well I guess there is the rub. I did that for a long time, but my points kept dropping and now every match i'm in is a one sided stomp.

I'm talking "teams often don't move the payload forward at all" stomp.

So it was fun, but now it is less fun, and it seems the only way i can get into better matches is to get better, but that is hard because every game is a stomp.

It's not literally every game, but over half of the games I'm in one side doesn't score any points/capture any areas/get any checkpoints.
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Who are the best heroes for the all-pick Uprising mode?

Just tried Orisa who seems solid
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>>174299634
>>174299558
See? I was actually the Tracer and was explaining this to the Torbjorn. I pretended to be the Torbjorn so he'd see how much of a retard you think he is.
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>>174299760
Orisa, Bastion, Rein, Mercy
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>>174299778
Actually, if Torbjorn did that much damage on his own, you and Reinhardt were probably shit tier players.
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>>174299778
You really showed him! I bet he's totally going to find this specific thread, read those posts and feel like a REAAAAALLLL idiot.
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Will anyone here ever want to crawl out of gold with me

Also how have we yet to have a set or custom server rules for /owg/?
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>>174299872
>>174299870
>>174299634
>>174299558
So, which is it? Was Torbjorn right that his team sucked for not doing more damage? Or was Tracer right that he's an idiot for thinking they sucked?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>174299982
What they need to do is show you how much damage Torb himself did Vs. his Turret.
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>Boost allows you to chase down anyone or get away from almost anything
>Defense matrix is almost always up
>Never have to reload
>Ult can be gamewinning even if it doesnt kill anyone
>Have to be killed twice

Why arent you playing D.va?
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>>174300034
At least you got some shekels?
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>>174300034
congradulations
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>>174300034
Wtf are you bitching about thats a solid 1100 gold
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>someone picks Hanzo / Widow in Uprising.

I BET THIS WILL GO WELL.
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>>174296037
30hps times 6 is 180hps
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>>174296037
>spend entire run balancing RTSs, Dungeon Crawlers and MMOs
>struggle doing so in a babby tier FPS
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>legendary PvE
>someone instalocks Ana and only says "Everyone dies."
>McCree instalocks and asks what difficulty this is
>Sombra says "i thought this was 3v3 XDDD"
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>>174299697
yeah you have to improve your individual skill to carry yourself up the ladder. you will have to play a dps or something with high impact like zarya/roadhog.

easy way to climb at your rank is to get ok aim, pick soldier and follow the general advice here >>174299606 you also can't really depend on your team right now so play on your own, try not to die and only follow up with your team if your zarya/rein get a good ult.
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>>174300483
They have had trouble balancing all their games i remember this as far back as D2 when they randomly overhauled the games stat mechanics out of the blue.
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Post cute or lewds
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>>174300483
Game is balanced. Very well in fact.
You might just be bad at the game.
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>>174293814
>whispering sweet nothings to your friend
cute
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>>174300836
These posts are crap stop making them.
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>>174300779
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>>174300779
Hana is not for lewd, only cute.
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>>174300836
It's not balanced, playing certain heroes is nonviable for comp.
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So I'm going to start playing this shit game soon
I've never played FPS, only MMOs
I've always played healsluts
So obviously I'm going to main Mercy

I own a PC and a PS4,
What should I play this shit game on? Which is best? PC, right?
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>mfw people are begging me to not play torbjorn
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>>174300979
Okay!
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>>174301081
>so many salty shitters in comp.
>have the chat mute
>know they are screeching
>win the game and make them look like fools
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>>174301081
>playing attack torb on king's row
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>>174301092
I said NOT lewd...
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>>174301281
It wasn't lewd.
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>>174300979
I am bugged about how they're similar in age when they're like a decade apart.
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>pick a meme hero

>half the team HAS to throw by also picking meme heroes
Stop these bad memes.
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>>174301409
Fanart only cares for what is cute or lewd
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Why does every person on the team pop their ult when they hear "fire at will", knowing full well the enemy team's Mercy is hiding in a corner with rez?

POTG should be removed because it is the biggest reason people play the game like it's team deathmatch and not an objective-based game.
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>>174301281
You know you want lewd. Bet you're a degenerate who loves _hand-holding_.
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>>174301253
>not playing torbjorn on every map
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>>174301281
Okay no lewd
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>>174301281
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>>174301794
>>174301853
no lewd Hana please

>>174301894
this is cute
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>my team's level 60 is a clueless retard that takes a different hero each round and forces people off their comfort picks
>their level 60 is a GM genji smurf nobody can kill
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>>174301978
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>>174301978
Wait did you say yes to lewds?
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>>174296058

Youtube guides to characters.

Watch streamers. Just watching Codey made me better at Sombra. It won't teach you aim but you can pretty much copy their positioning and ult usage situations.
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>>174302081
cute

>>174302108
I said NO, delete this.
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fuck a tranny character, we need a furry character, winston doesnt count. i mean a real frickin furry boys
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>Is one of the tankiest heroes
>Has a hook that can take heroes out of position
>Said hook also brings the victim in the perfect position to get killed instantly by Hog
>Both left click and right click are capable of killing squishier heroes in one hit
>On top of all this Hog can quickly heal half his HP

Is Roadhog the be-all end-all best hero in the game?
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i have 3k comp points now
and i don't know which golden gun i want
what do i do
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>>174302278
Never
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>>174302358
close to it
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>>174302358
His alt fire is one of the most infuriating things in the game

I mean I know it has to hit you at a certain distance to do anything but getting oneshot by it is some grade A bullshit

Not as bad as Hanzos E though, at least Roadhog has to aim a little bit to oneshot people
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>>174302026
You're supposed to switch heroes often in this game, it was literally designed around that idea. People are supposed to counter each other, not just instalock Genji every match even when the other team is running 5 tanks and an Ana.
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>>174302576
Fun is still more important so just pick your main and play.
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>>174302427
Ever!
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>>174302576
He's talking about one guy cycling through every hero after a death.

Basically, he never builds ult to help his team.
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>>174299240
ty blizzard for blessing us with more bloo
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>>174302737
k?
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>>174302427
>>174302693

Don't make me report you to the authorities! Look at this cute Hana instead!
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>>174302782
You know, I didn't particularly care for the new skin.
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>>174302338
Winston.
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>>174302813
Sorry too busy looking at this one
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OH

OH

OH

TIME TO ACCELERATE
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>>174302782
>that new skin qt bleu
I really love using this skin.

>tfw hearing her voicelines in the new event
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>>174303003
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>>174303003
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>>174303003
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>>174302923
Alright last one.
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>>174302873
your dumb if you think winston is a furry
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>Get called a shit soldier in comp even though gold DPS/Elims, because why not
>Get asked to switch to heal so accuser can DPS
>Whatever, fuck it
>They pick Torb, get shit on on 1st point
>Then they pick Widow, get shit on 2nd point
>Still blame me for being shit in the first place

>Mfw
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Worst part about being on EU is there's a huge dead zone where playing is a fucking bad idea because all the slavs and arabs have woken up. They really should get their own server.
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>Enemy team has diamonds and plats
>All we have is golds and one plat

What the fuck kind of rigged fucking shit is this?

No surprise we fucking lost because the game stacked the teams to hell and back
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>>174303342
le mercy mains have it so bad amirite guys xDDD my team wants healing, what do I look like? a hero whose singular purpose is literally to heal? what do you want from me man? xDD
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>>174303003
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>Captain Amari and Horus STILL don't have a golden tranq. gun
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>>174303519
okay
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>>174303003
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>>174303787
>nigga ain't wearin' skates
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>>174303003
Lucio's probably the character whose existence I forget the most often.
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So my game is updating to tonights 310mb patch for the 3rd time.
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>>174302782
>>174303034
This skin is better than anything I hoped for.
>Long hair.
>Normal skin.
>Practical outfit without any themes.
>Better looking rifle.
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Just found out /cgl/ has an Overwatch general.
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>>174304008
Overwatch suffers from theme identity disorder

you get cartoonish proportions and stupid skin colors in one corner
and you get realism and grounded sci-fi design in another corner

they conflict and make Widowmaker an embarrassment.

Widowmaker's "new" skin is really what Widowmaker default should have been.
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>>174304215
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>>174304215
i really dont get threatening robot vibes from omnics either they just look like crappy plastic toys
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>>174304357
and then the graphic novel is like "oh god I feel so bad about all the people I murdered with my sniper rifle"

Overwatch has some serious identity disorder
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>Every single Diamond player is a genji main

I dont get it, are Diamond ranked games just 6v6 all Genji or 2 Genjis and the 10 other people who wish they were playing Genji?
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>>174304215
The only glaring example of this is Torbjorns default stuff.
If you notice his back pack bobbles like a cartoon. Same with his payload. It looks stupid compared to other heroes.
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>>174304524
>Diamond
it gets worse at master hope you're good enough to get to grandmaster and stay there
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>>174304215
It doesn't at all. It's influenced by capeshit and 80s Saturday morning cartoons, where the goofy colourful laser heroes were usually placed in a dry near future sci-fi setting
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>>174304504
>Overwatch has some serious identity disorder
Exactly the same stuff occurred in WoW, for example; Garrosh. He went from daddy issues to wanting to be honourable to power-mad super-weapon-loving Orc Hitler depending on what expansion he's in.

Blizz don't give a fuck about consistency, the writers just force whatever they want on their characters at any given time.
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>>174304617
Roadhog and Junkrat, Torbjorn and Widowmaker
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>>174304357
The uprising back story is pretty dark the Null sector are violent anti-human social justice insurgents. They massacred a whole lot of people.
Remember that when waves of them come at you.
Its like the animatrix short where the initial robot attacks look like an army of stupid toys. Then evolve into deadly evil machines.
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>>174304524
Diamond is where the placement system dumps all the 1 trick press Q to win pubstompers that can fuck up a disorganised quick play game but can't do much in organised comp games where more than one person shoots at them
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>>174304849
Not really noticing it with these heroes especially Widow.
The Junkers look weird because its implied they are mutants.
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>>174304963
the diamond tryharders who do nothing but play tanks and dance WASD in the chokepoint on attack for 5 minutes while blaming their teammates make me want to kill everybody
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>>174304723
No it isn't. Its basically a more upbeat animatrix with a fictional special forces group to make a fantasy counterstrike force.
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>>174305043
Is it implied they're mutants? I could understand Roadhog being mutated and maybe that's part of why he hides his face, but I thought Junkrat was just crazy.
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>have opened two legendaries this event
>not only are they non-event legendaries, but they're the ugly recolors of skins I already bought a long time ago so I don't get dupe coins

mother FUCKER
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>>174305073
Tanks are supposed to take damage and be healed and shield while the DPSes behind them get picks, then the team moves up and takes the point.
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>>174305284
Lore says that the destroyed Omnium altered their minds and bodies. Junk is over 6 ft tall but is hunched over.
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>>174305284
Roadhog's a mutant. Junkrat's just insane.
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>You can drop out of tiers but still keep the tier icon

I dont get this
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>>174305395
So people's feefees don't get hurt for being shit
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>>174305285
But if you buy skins, you get MORE dupes?
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>>174305395
Lol if you ever see a diamond in silver or a masters fall out of their tier its painful.
People absolutely rip into them. I think most ragequit for good if they fall.
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>>174305560
Plat is choked with crappy diamonds that should never have been put there but are super salty their cheesy QP shit isn't working.
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>>174305616

>Gay flag

can tumblr artists not create just a nice piece of work without being like "pppsssttt look he's GAY"
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>I will let Jack go.. if only you do something for me..
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>>174305919
That's implying the artwork is still good without it.
Spoilers: It's not
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>>174305856
Gold has a good share of diamonds too, although theyre usually duo queued with someone else
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Pharah
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>>174305919
not possible
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>>174305982
>implying Jack just can't break out himself

Pharah would have been better incentive.
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>>174305919
But in Overwatch everyone is gay even when they're already married with eight kids or are implied having romantic interest in the opposite gender. Looking at you Torb, Gengu, and Mercury.
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>>174305982
Hot sniper on sniper action?
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>>174305310
if you ever think anyone ever wins by standing in the chokepoint, you deserve to be gold

unfortunately you get placed in diamond
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Sombra's fish taco needs some cream
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>tfw haven't played since the uprising patch released and just won 10 games playing lucio
that knock back and heals are buff as hell
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>>174306332
Her taco already smells like fish with rotten cream.
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>>174306224
These two sniper are very cute together. Maybe that is the reason they are always picked together.
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>>174303259
>hurf durf
>muh gold damage
>muh gold elims

Spoiler dude, anyone can spray into a rein shield, and soldier isn't difficult to land kills with. Doesn't mean you're doing a whole lot if you're not coordinating the kills to win the map.
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>check at the victory screen
>gold healing+obj time
>during xp screen I only get bronze obj time no heal metal
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>>174306142

Nah when that happens they're "bi or pan"
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>>174305616
This is cringier than that faggot who ships roadhog and winston. Kill yourself.
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>>174301208
Lost.

Genjis are like Hanzo, widow, and McCree; they're either complete shit, or amazing and carry the team.
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>>174306091
Pharah would have been a better emotional incentive but you also have the humiliating Jack angle too. Widow is Reapers friends after all.
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>>174306471
the medals are bugged, i dont know what exactly is the problem but this happens frequently, people either leaving the game early or the round ending causes them to display improperly
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>>174306709
>Widow and Reaper are friends
Ehhhh, not really anon.
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>>174298884
she is
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Do custom games count for the weekly arcade boxes?
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what's the consensus on the Lucio changes?
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is there spurdo memes of overwatch or is spurdo a dead meme
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>>174306426
Because nobody licks it clean
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>>174306927
>is spurdo a dead meme

>>174306924
Best balance change blizzard has done in a while
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>>174306332
She looks amazing in blonde. So does Zarya. And Mercy.

Why does Blizzard only make like 3 Cinematic movies a year?
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>>174306924
nerfs because Lucio struggles to help his team but lucio mains won't complain because they are now shitty tracer wannabes
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>>174306924
He's amazing and OP. The people complaining about the changes were useless as Lucio before the changes and pressed E to AOE heal.
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about to open 10 boxes, buds, you know the drill wish me luck
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>>174307225
I hope you get 30 grey items, 9 blues, and 1 epic coin box.
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>>174307225
Sleep tight Reaper
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>>174306924
If you were an afk healdrone it's the worst change EVER. If you were a good Lucio you can now have more impact than you ever did before.
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I want to rip out my fucking hair every time I play this game. I'm so stuck in Platinum that I want to die. I have not improved in 400 hours. I was platinum in season 1 and now I'm still play. How the FUCK DO I GET BETTER?!?!?!
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>>174307096
Blonde Pharah when?
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>>174307225
hope you get 3 yellows
hope it's one vanilla legendary, a duplicate of that same legendary, and a coin box
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>>174306924
the radius has a big problem with people falling out of range mid-amp
the boop was not tested properly, the knockback is wildly variable from fucking crazy stupid to jack shit based on seemingly nothing but the direction theyre moving when you hit them
speed off walls is kinda hindering in a lot of situations

everything else is mostly fine
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>>174307225
gong xi fa cai!
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>>174307225
Good luck, anon! I hope you get something nice!
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>>174299823
A hanzo who knows what hes doing can clear out entire waves with a single ult.
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When would you chose Orisa rather than Rein?
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Are the OW forums down now? I keep getting Error 500 when posting or trying to see new posts.
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>>174307607
When you're sick of playing rein
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>>174306961
>>174306332
how can one skin be so superior to the original?
>removes whoville hair
>hides weak chin with raiden jaw
>darkens skin while masking race
>removes ugly mole
>adds tech bits she supposedly uses instead of just an ugly dress
>makes smg more meaty looking
>keeps and propagates power color scheme
only downside is the shine on the torso looks kinda cheap

oh well
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why do mercy players at gold and below just never, ever, ever fucking rez, ever

they won't even do BAD rezzes, they just, they never use it, period
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>>174307607
when you want to lose mostly
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>>174306924
Useless as ever for Master and above.

>flankers coming to attack you
>teammates too busy to notice
>before you could fuck off and still heal
>now you can fuck off slightly faster but be absolutely useless to the team as you try to 1v1 the genji
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>>174307694
Cyberspace > Augmented desu senpai
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>>174307502
>based on seemingly nothing but the direction theyre moving when you hit them
This was always the case, but the change to verticality having an impact tends to exaggerate it.
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>>174307225
>>174307292
>>174307296
>>174307430
>>174307537
>>174307552
The only yellow I got was a Cybergoth duplicate, haha. It looked like my luck had run out but then in my last box I got Widow's skin which is literally all I wanted from this event so I'm set now.
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What percentage of players in gold/plat would reach their main account's SR in a reasonable amount of time if you handed them an account that's in bronze?
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>>174307607
Orisa can yank people off ledges into pits (like that dumbass stage in nepal, or greece), she does decent deterrent damage and more damage on an incoming rein is always good, also her Ultimate is like an Ana nano-boost on 6 people.
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>>174307710
I play a bit of her in gold and know ai dont get off the rezzes i should. A lot of the time the bad rez means the 1-2 you get die immediately along with you.

Most of the time a flanker is on your ass so youre removed from the teamfight or no one dies near enough in location or time to one another.

Im dropping her entirely since Lucio got those changes and ive always played him too. And gonna work on my Zen.
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>>174307840
You're the exact kind of baddie they were trying to nerf. Get good.
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>>174307710
They're all hoping for that x5 rez. They've been conditioned into thinking once they get their ult, to just hide and hope you all get graviton'd and die together on point. They haven't figured out how to 1-3x rez when the fight can be won.
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>>174307968
What?
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>>174307976
none of these are even funny

what made you decide to post this?

sincerely curious
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>>174307968
back 2 reddit
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What's the best way to earn loot crates?
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Reminder that if you blame the majority of your losses on your team then the problem is you.
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>>174308109

Waiting for a match. I would also play the fuck out of those skins
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>tfw want event skins
>arcade games are boring as hell
>already tired of Uprising

There's always next year I guess
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>>174308109
actually trayvon lucio was pretty funny
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>>174308015
>tfw I've been solo rezed when I play Genji

It's so weird.
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>>174307391
Seriously need advice. How do I get better at this fucking game? It's crazy how much I don't improve
>>
On the subreddit there is a post about some guys kid buying 10,000 loot boxes while he was at work.
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>>174308158
Stop being a poorfag?
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Which zen skin goes best with kintama?
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>>174308158
1: play qp
2: do it in a 6 stack that has good players so you win every time and do it as quickly as possible
3: get as many golds as you can
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>>174308051
Cowardly health dispensers that did nothing but hide behind their teams mashing E and running away from flankers. The need was to that style of play, too rewarding for just existing.
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>>174308325
What the fuck has that got to do with pointing out how Lucios boop worked?
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>>174308259
Group up. Disband and take a break after consecutive losses.
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>>174308320
>get as many golds as you can
you only get the bonus for the one

ideally you'd be farming out mach finish
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>>174308279
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/660ub3/ive_got_a_quick_question_reddit/
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>>174308258
I've solo rezzed Genji's before. Usually if they're ripping shit up and its appropriate to do so. Especially if the enemy team just used 2 ults to kill him, and the other 4 of our team are seconds away.

>>174308259
How are we supposed to help you? No OW player profile, no stats page, no main? What are we supposed to tell you?
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>>174308403
I always group up. I'm the guy who's always saying group up. I know the power of grouping up. It's something else that's holding me back lol
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>>174308302
Harmonious is underrated and matches well.
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>>174308390
Wrong reply, was meant for >>174307770
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>>174308434
>he thinks someone who can afford to drop 60 dollars on something with no financial recourse must be living with their parents

It's not my fault you chose to be a NEET anon.
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>>174308538
Okay. That's a hell of a misclick anon.
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>>174308434
>I do not want to chargeback because I know if I do I will be loosing my skins & credits which I am pretty sure Blizzard wouldn't like.
what did they mean by this
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>>174308259
There are a few helpful posts about general tips earlier this thread, look them up. Otherwise tell us your main and stats.
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>>174308489
You misunderstand me. Dont solo queue. Find a group to play with but dont stay together on loss streaks because youll discover cancer worse than the most toxic of vocal solo players.

Watch youtubes of high level play of characters you play. Record yourself and watch your play so see where you went wrong in losses and why you went off in stomps.

Alternatively there is no answer anyone can post in this thread that will both satisfy and tangibly help you
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>>174308259
look at what you do wrong and fix it
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>>174308550
Whatever you say, Billy. Wait till your parents get back home.
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>>174307391
You do realize that you actually have improved right?

Literally everybody approves over time. Both your teammates and enemies also approve over time. Platinum right now is probably as good as diamond was in S2. Being able to climb the game isn't about just improving. It's about improving quicker than everybody else.
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I will never understand the anons that brag about spending hundreds of dollars on virtual items
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>>174308235

Glad I'm not the only one that calls him that in game when I forget his name
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>>174308279
>AUD
at least I don't fall into space
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>>174308434
>letting other people use your online stuff
Hahahaha dumb normie got served.
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>>174308168
Sometimes I'm right tho
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>tfw finally good enough with Sombra to carry games
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>>174308550
someone's in for a spankin'
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>>174308950
the rest of your teammates are also blaming you and everyone else
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>>174309007
Wow, there must be at least 3 of you now.
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>>174308652
Not comfortable with posting my account here but I play 76, Lucio, Ana, Roadhog, Dva or anything else if we really really need it. I think I'll stop playing Ana though since my winrate with her is terrible.

>>174308653
No friends to play with. I know it's possible to climb without so I'm not interested in finding them.

>>174308692
That's not helpful for me though. I want to improve faster. I've put more time into the game than most people at my level I should have climbed more. I'm below average at improvement
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>>174302081
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>>174307607
She can attack while having a barrier up in a spot of her choosing.
She can maneuver enemies around with Halt! including yanking the enemy Rein up so your Rein can Earthshatter.
She can become immune to all movement-affecting effects, telling Pharah and Lucio and Roadhog and Reinhardt and Zarya and McCree and Mei to go fuck themselves.
She can give a Mercy/Ana damage boost to the entire team for 15 seconds.

Granted, a big hitbox and low health for a tank and no movement abilities can be a bitch, but her positives more than make up for her weaknesses in my eyes.
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>>174309092
There are dozens of us
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>>174309161
When a more sustained push is needed and I have a Symmetra or Winston with me.

Her shield is a nice shape for avoiding aerials too, like widow shots or rockets or what have you.
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>>174309094
pick soldier do not die and carry every game
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753587436
Do you agree with these ideas the fans have come up with?
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>>174293130
Fuck off. That's a daughteru who gets hyped when you say you're taking her on a trip to RadioShack and then at 9:25 that night you find her asleep at a desk covered in wires and servos and you carry her off to bed.
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>>174309094
>That's not helpful for me though. I want to improve faster. I've put more time into the game than most people at my level I should have climbed more. I'm below average at improvement

What character do you main?
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>tfw you kill your main
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>>174309094
>but I play 76, Lucio, Ana, Roadhog, Dva or anything

I know no one likes the term "maining" and one should always try do be good with as many heroes as possible; but for now try to focus on 2 heroes and try to get really good with them, which will take time. Communicate with your teammates that you are good/better with your "Main" and if they can let you play him.
When I say getting good with these 2 heroes I mean really good. Learn every trick, best position and perfect timing, because if you have no friends to q with you must pull your own weight much more.
If you are really improving, you will climb over time, maybe slowly but you will.
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>>174309302
Those two are excellent pushers with Orisa, Symm barrier to run behind/Winston barrier to give a moment's cover to run up and toss a barrier in place is teamwork, baby. And agreed with the shape being helpful, it's not very deep but it gives very good side and above coverage and you can barrier-dance with it nicely.

If I could give her one buff, it would be 100 Shield to her health so she has a bit of regenerating health that also buffers her Armor to help it last.
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>gold objective time while team jerks off around chokepoint
>ENTIRE enemy team is on the objective trying to kill me
>team doesn't move from the chokepoint
>tell them the chokepoint is clear and to move in
>they don't and just shoot from their hideyhole and never move forward until the last second
>1:25 minutes on objective dancing around the enemy as lucio while all their tanks are there, their healer is there, and only one DPS is near the chokepoint
>call my team retarded and ask why they never moved forward
>lmao its ur fault ur tilting no such thing as carrying can't move forward through their tanks that weren't their ur toxic bro stop triggering me
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>>174309469
No, a lot of those changes to abilities by themselves would be enough to push a hero to being significantly better, but doing all those things at once? Retarded.
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>>174309469
True balance would be adding best girl
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>>174307870

People who are just great at DPS will go up if they can convince anyone else to tank or heal.

Tanks and healers stuck in bronze forever.
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>>174308616
>what did they mean by this
They meant: "I do not want to chargeback, which I am pretty sure Blizzard wouldn't like, because I know if I do I will be losing my skins and credits."

I attribute the jumbled sentence structure to their still being shellshocked from their kid dropping $10k on lootboxes. The ampersand is a dead giveaway more than anything else though, there's no way in hell anyone would use it in 2017 if they're not in a state of utmost agitation.
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>>174309469
>Buff lucio more

lol
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T-thanks for the new lore, Chu.
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HELP

Evidently I'm getting a common bug here. Overwatch keeps causing my graphics card to crash.

>your rendering device has run out of memory close some programs

Fuuuuuck you Blizzard. The game is literally the problem because my GPU is fine. Almost everywhere I've read on the solution to the problem is to do a clean install of the drivers. I did that and it still isn't fixed.

Anyone else have this problem and what else can I do? I have GTX 570 and there is no reason why I can't run this game.
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>>174309790
there are tank and support mains in top 500

u gotta git gud while being cucked
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>>174309926
lower the graphics settings ya dingus.
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>>174309865

lmao i bet hes a raiders fan
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>>174309469
>Cooldown decreased from 12 to 10 seconds
Well, that's the exact amount of time the cooldown should be decreased by to make the ability's use feel fluid.

I don't know about all the other proposed changes, I pretty much only play widow. Don't like the idea of head hitboxes getting smaller though lol.
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>>174309929
This. Supports get pseudo cucked but dps tanks like hog/zarya are solid choices for climbing into the top 500.
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>>174309997
Did that. Still happening. I used to run the game on medium and never had this issue. Running it on low is still causing it to crash.
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>>174310002
He is
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Please redirect me to cosplay girls or fanfilms videos.
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>>174310005
Roadhog won't get you into top500, it gets punished too much by competent dps.

>b-b-but that 1 guy that got 5000 SR on asia the previous season maining roadhog
No.
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>>174309865
JACK AND GABE ARGUING OVER SPORTS WHEN?
WATCHING SPORTS TOGETHER WHEN?

>implying Ana would ever put up with watching sports with them
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>>174310180
Nigga there's a bunch of roadhog players in the top 500.
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>>174295376
A good Mercy can actually direct a team well but I admit she's still not worth it.
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>>174310157
Just go into the /cgl/ Overwatch general
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>>174309469
Orisa
>General: 200HP/200AR >>> 250HP/250AR

200 HP / 200 Armor / 100 Shield would be better.

>Fusion Driver - Projectile speed increased to 80 meters per second

Maybe 70-72mps

>Fortify - Preventing from taking critical damage

This I like a lot. 4 seconds of headshot immunity would immensely help Orisa's survivability.
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>>174309469
These are well thought out, ignore any posts calling them bad since some assmad shitter knob gobbler Blizzdrone on here complains about any changes that aren't Blizzard's horrible fucking balancing.


Yes for McCree, he needs a small boost and his ult is trash against any team with any awareness.

Yes to Reaper in terms of his abilities and weapon changes, not so much his passive. Reaper's healing is fine it's just that his damage output is shit at any effective range.

Yes to 76's biotic field changes, not his damage. Him being a high damage character fits well and the only people who actually have issue with it are usually Pharah or Lucio fags.

Sombra yes.

Bastion yes.

Junkrat yes.

Mei no, she's already pretty fucking obnoxious as it is and doesn't need more slowdown effects on her abilities.

Yes to Torbjorn although I think it could be handled a little better, Torbjorn is more of a "plan ahead" character and not a "in the moment" character, it'd probably be better to just give him two sentries or better sentry armor/repair rate.

Widowmaker, sure.

D.va, no. She's just as fine with skill as she was before, only shitters relied heavily on her armor and she was annoying then.

Orisa, yes to health/armor changes, no to everything else. Fortify is already strong enough and critical hits should always be awarded.

Ana yes.

Lucio no.

Mercy yes.

Symmetra yes.

Zenyatta yes.

Genji should be buffed a little too, he does horrible DPS and the "he's a harasser" excuse is made by delusional dipshits who think that harassing is useful or fun.
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>>174310242
None that soloqueue that I can see. Roadhog's only played, reluctantly, as counter at high level.

You will have a very hard time climbing solo with roadhog past ~3.5k.
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I've gotten Rein's new skin 6 times and Orisa's new skin 2 times now and I'm mad.
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Game Sux
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>>174295376
a team with a mediocre shotcaller that everyone listens to will on average do much better than a team where everyone's freelancing
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>>174310679
It amazes me that people still think rank after placements is determined by winrate across those 10 games.
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>>174310679
Its been a year and you still haven't figured out how MMR and SR work? Were you silver last season?
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>>174310679
How do you even get into Bronze
Did you just play lucio con speed boost without hitting anything
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Best to worst uprising skins

OR14
Blackwatch Genji
Talon Widow
Blackwatch McCree
Ironclad Torb
Trucker Torb
Blue Rein
Needle staff Mercy
Flight attendant tracer
Jobber Bastion
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>>174293130
But it is a negro, and an underage one at that!
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>>174309469
>>174309626
Deja fucking vu, I feel like I saw this exact comment and pic pair over the summer.
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>>174310679
meanwhile, people who purchase lootboxes for money be like:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5fuhgj/iddqd_after_shitty_placement_matches_pffffffff/
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>>174310740
Tracer
Mercy
Orisa
Genji
McCree
Widow
Reinhardt
Torbjorn
Torbjorn again
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>>174310782
I post the picture and complain about the same thing every single time it happens.

The deja vu has gotten pretty bad lately in general though, it's worrying.
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>>174310782
Deja vu is your short term memory being dumped into long term memory because the brain is fucking batshit.
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>>174310740
Yeah I don't understand how people are stroking themselves over Mercy's skin. Its vanilla as skins get and her needle staff is stupid. They didn't even give her a melee animation of thrusting that giant stabber into someone.
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>>174310740
Genji
Mercy
Widowmaker
McCree
Torbjorn
Orisa
Reinhardt
Bastion
Tracer
Beardless Torbjorn
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>>174310510
I see tons of roadhog main soloqueuers at 3900+ not sure why you think he struggles so much. Maybe if you can't get a reinhardt but that's more of a problem in general.

That said this does seem to be changing since dive meta is basically top dog right now and he doesn't fit in it. Ultimately though roadhog is fine for the purpose of climbing for 99% of people in here which are all diamond and below.
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>>174310871
You can get deja vu from events that haven't happened yet as they unfold as well. We don't actually understand how deja vu works and what you've supplied is only the leading theory. We understand the ocean, gravity, darkmatter, and space better than we do how our brains actually work.
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>>174310793
>meanwhile people that play at GM/top 500 for the past 3 seasons consistently and are only getting queued against high masters/gm/top 500 players be like

FTFY pal.
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DEEPEST LORE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>174311035
That's because our brains are batshit. Like how eyesight is set up and how you perceive it don't match up whatsoever, including the slight time delay between the eyes and the brain that you somehow never notice.
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>>174310793
is it really this hard for people to understand how placement matches work?
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>>174311135
>>174309865
What the fuck does this guy even do.
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>>174311142
>including the slight time delay between the eyes and the brain that you somehow never notice.
That's because it's like a microfraction of a millisecond.
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>waaaah they didn't pick the cookie cutter meta team for uprising so I'm gonna leave the game
fuck
you
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How do I git gud at 1v1? The moment I'm in a duel, my aim becomes spaghetti and I loose track of the enemy.

>tfw got 1v1'd by a mercy as genji and lost
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>>174311142
>That's because our brains are batshit.
It also doesn't hurt that nobody gives a fuck if you study dark matter. But you can't exactly just do whatever you want to a living human brain to study it.
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>>174311194
Lower your sensitivity
Practice with bots from different angles
Stop being shit? How can you lose against a mercy
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>>174310714
on a new account its quick play matches + your performance + how many placements you win
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>>174311189
What is the current meta team?
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>do comp tonight

>match 1
>enemy team has a level 30 genji named "Genji" who has only played in this season and should clearly not be in gold elo
>get stomped

>match 2
>someone on our team leaves after we fail the first push
>get stomped

>match 3
>our team of two duo-queuers (one of which refuses to get in team voice) and two soloqers is matched against a proper 6-stack
>get stomped

>match 4
>our team has a genji throwing the game
>get stomped

>match 5
>i have four gold medals as lucio
>get stomped

>match 6
>both teams have a bunch of koreans, one of the enemy koreans is blatantly a smurf and one of mine is throwing the game
>get stomped

have i won the competitive overwatch bingo yet /owg/?
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>>174310890
She also has a needle on her pistol

Good thing the Classic Overwatch skins are practical military wear and not overdesigned garbage
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>6k comp points
>don't know which golden guns to buy
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>>174311194
>3v3
>2 on my team get reked
>I whip out the pistol and shrek a Genji and a Mei
>the widow lolwuts
>I rez my team
EASY LOOT BOXES BOYS.
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>>174310810
>Tracer and mercy at top
>Torb at low

Neck yourself
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>>174311306
>New to the game
>Rank up to level 40 by learning how to play, being shit of course
>GM friend offers me to do placement matches for me
>Carries as Mccree during 9 matches, on the 10th one he was getting paired up with Masters and GMs
>Placed in high Diamond

I'm really not sure how much QP matches matter
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Has anyone else gotten FPS and audio stutters since the uprising update came out?
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>>174311419
>+ your performance + how many placements you win
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>>174310890
I'd thrust my giant in her if you know what I mean
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>>174311189
You bet your ass Im going to leave when we get genji/widow/hanzo
>anon go healer
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>>174311161
I used to think that we were going to get a lot more content over time because he was doing more long term lore and shit but it really doesn't seem to be the case. It's actually kind of crazy that this is some guys full time job and the lore we currently have is paper thin and doesn't seem to be ramping up. It'd be different if the actual writing was something special but it's just kind of "meh". It must be a pretty sweet writing gig for him.
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>>174311418
>Midget trucker skins are better than Tracer and Mercy

You first, bucko
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>>174311161
Collects a paycheck for doing fuckall
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>>174310740
Only good item is the d.va highlight intro.
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>>174311328
Yeah, I bought the Mercy skin for 3k, each time I emote I get a little sad and regret the purchase. It looks like shit with the golden weapons. Just gonna go back to Cobalt or Valkyrie after the event is over.
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>>174311328
>expecting anything to be designed with practicality in mind when this exists ingame
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T-Thanks Blizzard

Now my hopes of doing Legendary Solo have fallen
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>>174311608
wrong pic but right reaction
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>>174310890
>>174311328
That's probably why the Overwatch uniform was changed to what we know today?
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>>174311091
>abloo bloo
Fun fact: IDDQD gets carried.

After queuing solo for a while this season, he dropped out of top500. He then proceeded to queue with top10s hoping to get carried back up but he's too heavy. You won't find his name in the top500 this season or the next unless he goes full Bolderno mode and spends thousands on carry services with someone else playing on his account to get the shitty top500 spray and guaranteed overinflated SR placement next season.

He hardly belongs in GM any more, players are improving and he's right where he was season 1. If you watch his stream, you'll see him constantly bitching about how rank doesn't matter any more and going back to the good ole days, oblivious of the simple fact back then carry-over skill from other games mattered a fuckton whereas now it's largely irrelevant past platinum maybe.
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Hey /owg/, do you love Vivi's Adventure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5CnCos098
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>>174311547
This. Oh well, at least i save my credits.
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>>174311719
overwatch is dead
no one wears the old colors anymore
what you see today is everyone's own personal look
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>>174311547
WMs new skin is good too.
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>>174311758
It's the only game I don't destroy
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>>174311758
>autistic screeching
I couldn't make it the full minute.
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>>174311825
There's that picture of Winston where Genji has his current look and Mercy's in a more casual version of what she wears now. Pretty sure they changed uniform before Overwatch got killed.
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>>174311741
>>After queuing solo for a while this season, he dropped out of top500. He then proceeded to queue with top10s hoping to get carried back up but he's too heavy. You won't find his name in the top500 this season or the next unless he goes full Bolderno mode and spends thousands on carry services with someone else playing on his account to get the shitty top500 spray and guaranteed overinflated SR placement next season.
>
>He hardly belongs in GM any more, players are improving and he's right where he was season 1. If you watch his stream, you'll see him constantly bitching about how rank doesn't matter any more and going back to the good ole days, oblivious of the simple fact back then carry-over skill from other games mattered a fuckton whereas now it's largely irrelevant past platinum maybe.
I don't watch iddqd and maybe this is all true but the fact remains that when he was playing his placements he was consistently playing against other people that had top 500 mmr and GMs. So of course he's going to get placed in GM. The placements are basically a warm up system for the new season after the week long break where you gain or lose maybe 200 SR if you do really good/bad.

If you think placements are your time to make a leap up/down on the ladder then you don't understand how it functions.
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>>174306924
>>>/reddit/
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>>174311826
>widow fags so desperate for new skin they actually convinced themself into thinking it's not pure shit

I guess it's not odile/odette tier, but c'mon.
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>>174312009
Actually i'm a zarya player but yeah my lack of getting good skins has probably fucked my opinion on skins.
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> When Tracer blinks/recalls into a Junkrat trap
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>>174311934
I understand how it functions.

My point is that the way it functions is broken and causes an absurd situation where it's very hard for people who don't belong at a certain rank to fall out of it unless they're waaaaay out of their league there.

>the system thinks you're rank X
>the system will automatically place you there and will do what it can to keep you there, including giving you gorillions of SR for wins and next to no penalty for losses
>each season this happens makes the system more certain your skill level is what it thinks it is
I think if Blizzard did away with trying to enforce the 50% winrate, this would all work itself out overtime but as is, the entire thing is just disgusting.
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What do you guys think of the tracer skin? I love the colors and the visor.
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>>174312457
Looks gay like all of her shit
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>>174312368
>My point is that the way it functions is broken and causes an absurd situation where it's very hard for people who don't belong at a certain rank to fall out of it unless they're waaaaay out of their league there.
Sorry anon but 10 games shouldn't make you jump up to masters from gold.
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>>174312457
I like it and I have no idea why everyone seems to hate it
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>>174312009
Yep, it's nowhere as good as the huntress/comtesse.

The gun looks very good though, which is important because you can't hide your weapon in Casualwatch.
>>
>Why Widow?
>Come on no Widow please
>Please come on man my rank
>GET OFF WIDOW
>**** GET OFF WIDOW
>No please
>"Bonjour"
>NOOOO PLEASE NOOO OMG NO MY RANK NOOOO ******** **** ****YOU
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>>174312353
>when you sneak up on an enemy Widow and put a trap right by her
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>>174312457
Looks pretty good
Only thing I don't like is all the stuff on her shoulders
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>>174312535
>Sorry anon but 10 games shouldn't make you jump up to masters from gold.
My point's exactly the opposite: they shouldn't place you at masters if you belong in gold.

There should be a cap on how high anyone can get placed initially, and I'd actually set it at 3499, yes, just below masters.
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>>174312457
I don't like the hat but the rest of it is cute and the guns look good.
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>>174312684
>>>/tv/
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>>174312684
mountain dew's a liquid, you can't chew on a liquid
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>>174312684
You're not really wrong but yeknow this is kinda random.
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>>174312749
You can chew on ice
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>>174312457
Cute girls in Cadet skins are cute.
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>>174312774
ice is water in solid state RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nobody means a frozen mountain dew when they just say mountain dew RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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just got this meme game

who should I play first?
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>>174312953
torb

build a turret and watch it obliterate the enemy team who have 0 idea what's going on
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>>174312953
Hanzo
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Any kind of competitive changes, be it to placements or normal matches, is pointless as long as blizzard insist for it to run purely on luck factor. That is, the pants on head retarded streak system.
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>>174312953
Junkrat, and never switch off
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>>174312953
genji or hanzo
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>trying to do anything higher than hard with randoms
fucking KILL ME
>rein won't shield
>tracer doesn't take down shields
>mercy shoots instead of powering up people
>torb only gives himself armour

I just want one match without a braindead retard fucking everything up. Just one
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Why are her eyes yellow.
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>>174313040
Jaundice
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>>174312996
>tfw started to climb last night
>insanely easy matches one after the other
>started to get excited its happening
>suddenly team of retards that can't 5v1
>then another
>and another
>lose all the SR gain.
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>>174313040

Predatory
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>>174313040
Dark side of the Force
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>haven't gotten a single event skin yet
things aren't looking up for me lads
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>>174313040
Yellow eyes are better to snipe with.
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>>174312984
I always do this on my smurfs in the first few games.

Genuinely new players will just die and get frustrated by how unfair torb's turret is. I build a turret then sit in the corner and watch the killfeed, all gold medals without having to fire a single shot.

An actual new player should probably use the opportunity to work on a hero that has carry the highest carry potential when played properly, and that's zarya at the moment.
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>>174309791
I still don't get it. They're hesitant to get their thousands of dollars back because it would mean losing the skins that those thousands of dollars unlocked?

That would be so far from my mind if this happened to me.
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>>174313180
>only got the shitty beardless Torb one
May as well have had nothing
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>>174313180
>opened 30 crates
>every legendary is a basic dupe
At least I got the Bastion and Rein one, right?
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>>174313040
Lupus
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>>174313209
>smurf
Do you really pay 40 cuckbucks to get a new OW account?
Why?
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>tfw I have enough coins that I could buy literally every single remaining event item and still have 2k left over
:^)
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Finally beat legendary yesterday. Feels good.
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>>174313358
I've opened exactly 30 too but I've gotten 5/8 of the legendary skins.

Weird.
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>>174313246
They probably have experience dealing with similar situations and want to take it easy, knowing the timeframes.

Something like, "before I go with the nuclear option, which I have X amount of time to execute, I'll try other solutions and see what can be saved."

Either that, or they have more money than brains. I mean, they did let a 12yo access their account unsupervised which is something I wouldn't even consider. Hell, I wouldn't even let my mother access any of my online stuff. Hm.
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>>174313034
You can't really. Your only hope is when you luck out a good team you group up with them. Otherwise just let the round go.

Finding a good team took me 20 hours on legendary, they noticed I know what to do as well and we grouped up. On the third match after we got a good enough fourth guy and we won.
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Where are their hands? Honestly. I don't see them on their hips.
Don't say Ana's ass, I swear to god. The meme has gone on long enough.
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Only just started playing again recently and doing my placement matches for ranked.

Any tips for tank/support players? Does it place you higher if you get gold healing/damage blocked and lots of defensive assists etc?

What should I be aiming for here?
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>>174313394
It's more like 30 and you actually do get value for your money.
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>>174312457
>dat waist tho

I wanna fuck tracer so bad
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>>174313612
The only time I actually got most of the stuff was the summer games one. The only reason I could keep up since then was because I played a lot and had a lot of coins.
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>>174313732
You only need to know two things about playing tanks. You soak damage, and most importantly, don't forget this, you have a W key on your keyboard, use it well.
Supports seem to be having issues with SR gain, but i don't play a lot of support, so i don't know.
Stats play a part on SR gain and loss.
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>>174313180
got jobber bastion and beardless jorn skin its awful
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I am going to impregnate this woman.
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>>174311189
I've only had Genji's leave. I don't understand why anyone would pick Genji for Uprising anyway. They didn't even have his new skin.
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>>174313658
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>>174313959
>Literally no SFM porn at all of old Ana at all
I'm still mad.
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>>174314029
I guess they assumed they'd be getting a ton or resets all the time and it'd be crazy? It's the only thing i can think of.
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ARE THE SERVERS DOWN??????
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>teamed with a party of 1 loud girl and 4 fat sounding whiteknights
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>>174312953
I started with Pharah for some reason. Try it though. You explore non lethal abilities, mobility, and good damage.
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>>174314067
I love old Ana. Old, stronk women are too alpha.
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>>174314049
I know you're memeing but there's a clear empty gap where you think Gabe's arm is.
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>picking hanzo in uprising
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>>174312457
I want to marry her.
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>>174313740
She looks like a boy. That's gay, anon.
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just spent 3k coins on sitting emotes, everybody
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>>174314274
Madman
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Is EU down?
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>>174314245
>a boy with that hourglass figure
Sure.
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>>174314274
symmetra's is the one sitting emote worth buying
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>>174314303
somebody stop me

all I need is d.va's now, since I couldn't force myself to spend 1k on a single emote
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>>174314245
Like it's something bad. Boyish girls are best.
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>>174314374
>there are plebians here who still think girly girls are better than tomboys
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>>174314374
Girlish boys are better

Femboy hero when
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>>174314343
Your logic is wild man
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>youre in your british robot ghetto
>these MadLadz come up and beep lewd remarks about your motherboard

what are you gonna do about it?
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>Tracer would you like to volunteer to test this new serum. It is completely harmless.
>Yes Dr Zeigler
>please sit down, and there
>How fo you feel?
>You have really beautiful breasts Dr Zeigler
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blizzbabs ??
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>>174314601

It's Ziegler, not Zeigler.
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>>174314440
explain
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>>174314726
It's Jiggler
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>>174312457
My favorite skin so far. The Origin one is great as well but I don't like when I don't see my characters eyes.
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>>174314601
Thus Mercy's serum is what made Tracer lesbian.
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>>174314726
>day 1 of sexual therapy serum trial

>it seems shes becoming more retarded
>might skip shock therapy and go *straight* to lobotomy
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>>174314067
>>174314192
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>>174314830
Too bad it didn't affect her ginger fever.
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>>174312457
it's a little odd it was Torb that ends up with the second, orange skin when Tracer in the comic was featured with a second, orange skin
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>amelie
>emily

top notch writing blizzard
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>>174312996
luck factor is how they make everyone feel good when they participate. It's the model they started with in Hearthstone and now they swear by it. Have a matchmaking system that looks for roughly 50/50 winrate, and then award winstreaking.

in a classic elo system
-> People invest time -> they get better -> elo climbs -> happiness
-> People invest time -> they don't get better -> elo doesn't climb -> displeasure

in blizzard's system
-> People invest time -> sr climbs -> happiness

it's their foolproof everybody wins! participation award game design that gets them the legions of blizzdrones who are happy to plug away at fixed 50 and feel happy they achieve mediocrity. I mean it's obvious when you put all their design decisions together

>no scoreboard
>no win/loss ratio
>GOLD, PLAT, DIAMOND, MASTER, GM. all with a disproportionate amount of players in them

just give up and accept that this game is a joke, nothing but a porn generator
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>>174314960
>not happy with tank top bara torb

u fukin gay dude?
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>>174312996
didn't they just nerf the retarded streak system
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>>174314601
>...Oook that is all you can go now Tracer
>Come to my room this evening for a check up
>Yes Dr Zeigler
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>tfw you realise it was the finnish team that first invented tank meta in pro scene
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>>174315040
That wasn't a judgment of the Torb skin
Just an observation
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>>174314601
>>174315049
>>174314785
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>>174314960
>we'll never get her black and orange training skin because people keep whining about Tracer getting skins

Feels bad bros.
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>>174314983
But I invested a lot of time in ow and I still can't climb. displeasure
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>>174314978

whoa, people can have similar names

holy shit, no way
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>>174311324
Did you have an instalocking Hanzo/Genji/Widow?
If not then you'll have to try again
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>>174314983
lol I don't even play the ranked ladder
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>>174315125
People keep whining about it but she still keeps getting the fucking skins. There hasn't been a single event/wave of new skins where she didn't get one.
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>>174315258
Wrong Halloween
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>>174314585
Vote Ukip
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>>174315258
Tracers legendaries were shit, she deserves some love.
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>>174315258
I don't see why people are whining about Tracer getting skins. She's the fucking face of the game. And I don't even play her.
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i want to suck the autism right out of her butthole
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>>174315404
I'd rather her be autistic than be a poo

Why did you have to do this to me Blizzard
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>>174315392
Well Widow is kind of the face to as the counterpart to Tracer and she got nothing.
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>>174314960
Torb doesn't wear the "orange skin" in that legacy picture, however. So I'm pretty sure those orange jumpers (for Tracer and Winston at least) will be featured in some other event down the line.
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Can nsfw links be posted here?

I have some videos downloaded I can host.
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>>174315404
>>174315452
They need to just stop being liberal racists and give her a cute face. Her VA looks cuter.
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>tfw no Kings Row heist event with Junkrat and Roadhog
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YOU THERE

YES YOU

WHAT IS YOUR

>First rank when the SR system was introduced


>Current Main


>Favorite flex/fill Heroes


>Most hated Hero


>The hero you want to get gud at


>Your current SR
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Symmetra's pretty good on pve

if you can keep her beam at full power it wrecks
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okay boys and gals its that time again

starting from mei as 1, zarya as 9 and sombers as dubs
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>>174307870
>might actually spend $10 of my paycheck on these looties when the event is ending
What has this game done to me
Have I learned nothing from Christmas event?
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>>174315519
Her face is......ok. I just don't like Indians

But Symmetra is fucking built for sex and its not fair
>>
Adet Coxton
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>>174315591
None of them, I choose Orisa
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>>174315591
>tracer's ass bigger than widowmaker
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>>174314978
>emily literally means 'rival'

Truly the deepest lore from Blizzard.
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>we revamp overwatch face models with pornstars

priya as sym
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>>174315604
Im not a fan of indians either but ive seen cute indian faces. Its a typical liberal artist pit fall to take an ethnicity and use the ugliest stereotype as the face because they think they are normalising it or some weird shit.
They should also give mei a skintight slim skin, to disprove the fat acceptance retards.
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>>174315747
No I like fat Mei
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>>174315718
Holly Hendrix?
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>>174315718
no
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>>174315747
nigga, mei's body is so bodaceous soccer moms are gnna swarm blizz offices when they release a skintight outfit
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>>174315774
Mei aint fat.
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>>174315747
Mei's got a fat ass and a fat chest
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>>174315591
Orisa trips get
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Would you play basketball with Reyes and Morrison? Be warned, they are very competitive.
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>>174315718
Ariel Rebel as Tracer
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Why the fuck hasn't blizzard fixed the POTG glitch? It will remove an already existing highlight to show you something from another random game. It even makes empty Uprising POTG.

Also that movie poster is new isn't it? A Coming Soon... with some weird A.I.D.A acronym.
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>>174315718
diamond jackson as mercy
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>>174315831
Mei is T H I C C
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>>174315983
Kys
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>>174315718
Baily Jay as Widowmaker.
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>>174315591

There's no Reaper butt so it doesn't matter
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>spent the entire day ranking up
>go to the gym
>come back and play for 2 hours
>already lost everything i worked for

This is why i hate video games.
>>
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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>>174316069
>We could have had this Mei, who attacked enemies with her phablet and eyeglass beams in a tank top, instead of what we ended up with
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>>174314049
Fuck you, you got me.
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>>174316172
i actually like the bigger cryo gun more

makes her look like she moves slow due to its unwieldiness and id prefer a slow mei because a nimble and small hitbox mei is a fucking nightmare to deal with 1v1
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>>174316172
Her concept art is literally Zarya in a parka.
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>>174316256
>>174316283
>>
playing pve uprising is so boring i want to earn my lootboxes by shitting on kids in 1v1
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>>174315718
Pornstar of the Game
Proxy Paige as ZARYA
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>me as a sleepy doggo when playing uprising with a healer

>me as an angery doggo when no one picks a healer
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>Kill 3 Orisa's and half health on 4th
>Tank Bastion spawns
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>>174316545
>almost had a cat in a jetpack hero
>probably never getting a literal dog hero
feels bad man
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Literally why... I can see my friends online playing!
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>>174298280
T E L E P O R T E U R

E

L

E

P

O

R

T

E

U

R
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>>174316797
update the game my guy
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I want to die by being suffocated between Symmetra's earmuffs.
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how did he go from this
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>>174316882
To this.
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>>174316882
To this?
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
2490
>Current Main
Soldier/Zarya/Zen
>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Bastion/Dva/Lucio I guess (I'm not sure I know this fancy term)
>Most hated Hero
Genji/Mercy
>The hero you want to get gud at (but never will)
Tracer/Reinhardt
>Your current SR
2680
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>>174316882
to this
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>>174316846
I tried to manually update, but I still had to wait another 5 minutes, before things started working. Odd.
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jesus fuck this pve shit is so boring but it's the only atleast somewhat bearable way to grind the weekly lootboxes now
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>>174316882
what did he meme by this anyway?
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>>174298280
Snipeur! Leave this to m- uaaugh
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>>174317028
There was a warning that there would be connection problems for maintance this morning, but it shouldn't be for a few more hours.
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REMINDER

ALWAYS RECYCLE YOUR GARBAGE
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>>174317034
This. Random heroes and other brawls can be tilting if you lose 5 times in a row
>>
>>174317125
I just want the achievements in qp but Orisa is so shit it is impossible.
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>>174317125
Post more comics and images of Reaper being Reaper.
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>>174317183
go away mimi
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>>174317183
This is an accurate depiction of Reaper before he was Reaper.
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I want Stefania to do hardcore porn so I can pretend it's Zarya.
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>>174317164
>Pretty much the only way to get the Pixel spray is to pull somebody into a Hanzo ultimate
>Have caused team wipes with her Supercharger and still not gotten the achievement
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post gay overwatch characters other than tracer
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>>174316882
to fucking this
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>>174317297
Roadhog is gay
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A-at least I can play my waifu in quickplay without getting yelled at. I like how I have a JUST winrate and I don't even care
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>>174317359
Did they take away his last name because Orisa was a failure?
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>>174317297
Butt wud if Jackie and Gabey wuv each other but dey ain gay?

It jus tru wuv
>>
>>174317134
mystery 1v1 is GOAT, i cold alwas just grind the 9 wins in like one and a half hour
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whats his name
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>>174317448
His name is Jeff. If you piss him off he uses his full name.

He is pleased at the moment.
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>>174317417
>Play Orisa for three days because I love her despite how garbage she is
>Average deaths per game immediately topples Roadhog in my stats who was the highest for a year
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>junkrat and roadhog animated short never
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>>174317297
I don't have a picture of Emily.
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>>174317281
>Have caused team wipes with her Supercharger and still not gotten the achievement
Yes because the developers are idiots. I noticed post game stats when I used only one supercharger the average charged damage is 290. Because the game only counts the overcharged part of a damage. So basically you need to deal double of that shit from the start or they die before they get enough from a charge.

And that fucking "slow ball everybody sees and gets out of the way but even if they get caught they go away before anything happens" is annyoing as fuck.
>>
gib new zarya skin in overwatch nOT FUCKIGN HEROES OF THE STORM
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>>174317715
>Because the game only counts the overcharged part of a damage

It doesn't count the base damage? What the fuck. That is literally IMPOSSIBLE to get 900 in one use.
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Honest opinions. No memes, just thoughts.
Why did he pause? Was he going to say something? What was Chu's motive? Was it just to highlight how Morrison is feeling?

I can't help but wonder if it was for dramatic purposes or did he actually stop himself from saying something?
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>>174317820
Are you asking what did they mean by this?
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>your mercy burns rez on their partner
>your mercy tries to pistol kill a rein shield when we're 2 meters from end point
>your mercy is bronze healing, silver is 76 and you as lucio are gold
>still try to take the high road and tell the team they were shit
>they finally snap after being heckled all throughout the later end of the match segments
>its a grill gamer telling us we're all shit
>>
>>174317768
GIB MONIES LIKE HEROES OF THE STORM
U SHOULD BE GRATEFUL WE GIVE U ANYTHING AT ALL
>>
>>174317276
I want Stefania to do hardcore porn with me and only me.
>>
>>174317582
>biggest hitbox
>400 health
>no skill to save herself from anything
>poses absolutely no threat to anyone not AFK
Fortify should reduce damage by 90% at least to be viable for anything. Dva has 600HP, can survive almost anything from any direction for four seconds, can move fast, can actually kill things, can gremlin away and her moon sized hitbox is just from the front.

But Orisa is fine I guess!
>>
>>174317901
I said memes aside didn't I?
>>
>>174293814
Ive gotten the Widow Skin 4 FUCKING TIMES
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>>174317276
I don't want hardcore I just want full nude, sexual posing
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>>174317992
Well I think it's just poor writing
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>>174317974
I'm pretty certain Blizzard doesn't listen to their own forums and thank Christ they don't. They'd have you believe she's perfect and not a fucking trainwreck.

Reddit, on the other hand, says Orisa needs buffs badly, so we might see some changes within the next month or so.
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>>174318056
>tfw best girl buff soon

Now if only we could get a busty centaur skin for her
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>>174317943
i would pay in overwatch for both thundergod and hanamura skins from heroes
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>>174318056
>Say Orisa is bad
>NO YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY HER, SHE'S FINE, SHE WINS GAMES DOWN HERE IN BRONZE, THAT MAKES HER BALANCED
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Guy gets on mic just to bitch about me Playing D.va in quick play

>4 Gold
>POTG
>get on mic "Next time shut the fuck up"
>He Leaves
>haha GG
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>>174318383
But did you win? Literally all the gold medals and POTG mean shit if you lost the match
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>>174317368
That's headcanon, Roadhog is no longer interested in sex because he is a hollow and broken man who just wants to be left alone to die.
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better crosshair customization when

hud customization when

replays when

spectator mode improvements when

i don't give a fuck about some shitty events or skins i want the actual game to be better
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>When your team wins but all the cards at the end are people from the other team
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RIP SERVERS
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All Orisa needs is a tiny buff to her survivability. Either she needs a sliver of shield health or fortification needs to be buffed or have it's cooldown shortened. Maybe up her barrier health to 1000 too, 900 seems like such an arbitrary number.

She doesn't need any sweeping, dramatic changes. She just needs to be a touch tankier.
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>>174318583
I want to spectate my friends' comp matches. And don't give me that crap about helping them or whatever, that doesn't make sense. Just block communication for all spectators.
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>>174318654
>humanoid Orisa

"no"
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>People whining about team comp on normal mode
Why? A team of retarded down syndrome babies could clear normal mode uprising regardless of comp.
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>>174318654
>All Orisa needs is a tiny buff to her survivability
>Tiny buff

She's one of the largest characters in the game. Not only does her head hitbox need dropped, she needs way more armor.
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>>174317806
You need three tank at least, preferably on of them a Reinhardt and no Dva to eat the bullets. You need to drop it way early, risking it gets taken out instantly because if you drop it the start of the shooting you barely get any charged damage.
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>>174318726
Her head hitbox has already been shrunk. It will most likely not get any smaller.
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>>174318704
That's not even humanized Orisa, that's just your typical uguu kawaii animu blob dressed as Orisa.
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>>174308302
djinn or default
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>>174318793
>Her head hitbox has already been shrunk

No it hasn't. The only change she's ever seen was an ammo count reduction. Her head hitbox is still the same as in PTR.
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>>174318839
Then I heard wrong.

Ya, shrink that shit.
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>>174318839
It got a 15% reduction.
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>>174318680
are you retarded you could still communicate through 3rd party programs
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Orisa doesn't need buffs. All the other tanks need nerfs to match her power. Tanks have too much going for them as it is- they should be effective defenders that protect their team when the team has to be in disadvantageous positions, such as on the payload or moving around a chokepoint/corner.

Orisa does that perfectly well. All the other tanks do that, and also come in with drastically better numbers in damage, utility, and survivability than the best of the rest of the crew. Only 21% of the hero list are tanks right now, and tanks are 33 to 50% of the heroes chosen on a 6 man team. Until we get to ONE TANK ONLY meta, tanks are too strong and need to be more like Orisa.
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>tfw they nerfed loot box drops because chinks and gooks play twice as much as a human.
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>>174318913
And how would I even help them? That shit would be more trouble than it was worth.
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>Orisa sounds like a lusty african woman being colonised everytime she dies.
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>>174318654
>Tiny buff
Every other tank can recharge it's defenses greatly and actually can tank damage. When Orisa gets damaged she is almost dead and has no ability to stop getting damaged from that direction. Fortify barely slows the inevitable.

Other tanks have instant on protective shields and barriers but hers is so restricted she needs seconds to deploy it face to face the opposition while she getting damaged. You can't even drop it on the choke from the side because it will face in the wrong way! Her barrier is tiny and awkward and can't accomodate to the flow of the fight. And don't even start on the 900HP bullshit. It takes a second to delete it with a hog and a soldier.
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>>174318056
>changing your game based on reddit
One way to failed game
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>>174319067
Agreed but they're never go to do it.
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>>174319067
They need to stop nerfing things. Start buffing things and reverting nerfs.

They have a fast game why would they make everything do tickle damage and everything be tough.
To fix Orisa they just need to revert her gun back to a high speed projectile.
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>>174319231
it would be useful to tell them in advance what the enemy team comp is, where things like symmetra turrets or tp are located, how close certain hero is to their ult..

that said the solution is simple and it's hilarious how dumb your solution was considering there are already games that let you spectate friends' ranked games

the solution is a short (say 2 minute) delay. that's what csgo and dota 2 do
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>>174315512
post it, who cares
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Where would you go to read about Overwatch lore?
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>>174318056
The same reddit that asked for Ana buffs last summer?
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>>174319594
Twitter
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>>174319594
This game's gamepedia.
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>>174312353
>when you trap someone and kill them and they get rezzed and you trap and kill them again
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>it's another 3 hitscan allies that don't even attempt to shoot down the pharah wrecking our backline episode
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>>174319564
>They have a fast game
have you ever tried to kill Roadhog with a Pharah or a Reinhardt Shield with a Genji? In Pharah's case she literally has to almost reload twice.

That's not a fast game. Roadhog being able to one-shot every 200 health hero does not make for a fast game. It makes for a game where there are no 200 health heroes and you've got 3 tanks on each team, as they're the only heroes that both have the damage and survivability to fight each other.
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i'm playing some 3v3 arcade for the lootboxes and it's illuminating to get to spectate people from 1st person perspective and actually see for yourself how fucking bad aim many diamond and master players have

like i just watched some 3400 SR guy playing s76 who seemingly didn't understand the concept of crosshair placement at all and was just walking around aiming at the ground except when he saw an enemy
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>>174317608
junktown map W H E N
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>>174319820
>your entire post
All my wot
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>>174319804
>me as Mercy or Zen keeps getting gunned down my the Pharah
>I guess it's time to switch to Ana
>bullets only do 60 damage now
I won't lie, that nerf was annoying, at leas I can't still sleep her pretty consistently, but I hate having to use my made on myself for healing to get away
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>>174319594
why would you want to
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Man, I really fucked up by not learning to play genji earlier, didn't I?

I don't think there's a single other character that can carry a bad team quite as much.

Enemy hides behind shields? Fuck you, I can get behind them too. Enemy has snipers? Fuck you, I can make them kill themselves with reflect, and if they don't, I'm already close enough to push their shit in. We're not getting enough kills? Fuck you, I can wipe half a team with a bad dragonblade and a full team with a good one. You're far away? Fuck you, shurikens have no falloff. You're close? Fuck you, my right click is a shotgun. You're grouped up? Fuck you, I'll dash through all of you. You're spread out? Fuck you, I get dash resets for days.

10/10, was worth becoming a weeb by playing him.
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>>174319067
i like orisa very much. i think she is very good at holding a point, being able to defend pretty well on her own (if you can position right), and pushing teeth if you time her ult well (usually after the enemy has blown their load). i see a lot of people trying to play her as a dps tank, which she isn't really.
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>only want edgewatch Genji
>only got torb and Rein so far

welfare boxes dont come often enough and the PvE mode is dull as shit, looks like its going to be 3k over'shekles on the last day.
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>My body is not a weapon! It's a high tech prosthesis. At least, that's the best explanation I have for it

His HOTS lines are mostly puns but there's a few nuggets of personality in there
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>>174319750
A good start, thanks.

>>174319938
I'm going to run a game set in the Overwatch universe, and it seemed easier to ask here than post a topic on /tg/.
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>>174320094
can i join
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>>174320127
Going to be IRL, so unless you happen to be in Hungary...
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>>174320015
>edgy line about revenge
>Tracer just laughs at him

What's her damage?
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Sorry, I'm kind of new to the game.
How does rating system for quick play works? I play ranked in a stack and float around 2600 SR.
I play QP mostly solo, and checking profiles of my teammates and opponents, last few days I only get 3000 or higher people. Yesterday I even got bitched at for being Platinum by spectating guy, who asked me to leave so he can play with his friend. In QP.
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>>174319804
>forced to heal
>have soldier and mccree
>enemy pharah does what she wants
>friendly junkrat has enough and tells us he hunts her down
>what.jpg
>kill feed is full of junkrat killing pharah for the rest of the match
Okaaay...
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>>174320274
looks like your teammates are holding you down, time to tell them to piss off
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>>174320015
Genji's in HotS?
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>running ahead to the door stops enemies from spawning during the escort section in uprising mode

holy shit this makes legendary so much more easier
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>>174320274
nobody except blizzard knows exactly all the details but qp has a hidden mmr that is probably separate from ranked mmr
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>>174320382
patched
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>>174320274
Oh diamonds love bitching at plats don't worry about that.

Also don't bother checking people's profiles unless you want to realize how stacked QP games can be(I'm still salty from my 4 golds against 4 masters match)
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>>174320382
It did. But it's fixed. Isn't it? It's supposed to be.
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>>174320373
yep

>genji got an EVA skin before Dva
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>>174320431
quick play uses the hidden MMR

there are plenty of shitters in masters+ that don't belong there (boosted, carried by teams, lucky streak winners, etc.)
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>>174320431
desu I was the only plat in a game of 11 other diamonds for like, 10 or so games before making diamond myself and no one ever called out my rank or anything
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>>174320015
>My body is not a weapon! It's a high tech prosthesis.
>Blackwatch Genji has no ass
>now he has an ass
Mercy asked for a favor, didn't she?
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>>174320505
the only reason I checked all ranks that match was because that was the hardest I had my shit pushed in since I picked up the game, so nah, they weren't exactly shitters.
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>>174319939
If you only like OP characters, then yes, Genji and Roadhog are for you.
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>>174319067
Orisa does not defend her team well at all. Her defences are too planted for them to be of any use when not defending or on a payload.

The whole purpose of a tank is distraction and damage absorption. Guess what? She does to a stiff breeze and can't distract worth shit.
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>>174320363
I enjoy playing with friends to be honest, for solo play I have Guilty Gear. But maybe I need to try solo ranked to see how it goes.
>>174320416
This explains something, thanks.
>>174320431
>Oh diamonds love bitching at plats don't worry about that.
That guy was 4000 Genji main or something, so Grandmaster. Still surprised about ranks being brought up in QP.
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>hey can you let anon play Mercy, he's a Mercy main
>ok you can get off Ana
I really hate it when people check my career profile and look at my QP hours instead of my Comp hours and assume my main is Mercy.
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Wouldn't it make sense for a peacekeeping robot to have some sort of ability that disables weaponry?

What if Orisa could stop a target from firing for X seconds?
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>>174320773
That'd be gamebreaking, unless it's really hard to land. Plus you can' exactly stop someone from pulling a trigger. Furthermore, that ability would make more sense on Sombra
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>>174320616
Her suppressive fire would be quite distracting if the bullets weren't moving slower than fucking Roadhog taking a sprint
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Genji dances exactly like how I would expect a neet who did nothing but study the blade and play video games in his youth to dance
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>>174320854
Her main weapon needs to be rapid fire hitscan with low damage. We're talking 15 damage a shot. Like what you'd expect from a German MG in WWII shooters.

The act of simply taking damage freaks out even the best players. She needs to be like Bastion on suppressing down a corner.
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>>174320838
>Plus you can' exactly stop someone from pulling a trigger.

Balls of foam that harden around the weapon, locking its trigger in place..
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>>174320940
Genji was actually a playboy.

Although, he probably relied on chiseled ninja-abs and money over being a good dancer.
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>>174320773
The best and most surefire way to keep the peace and disable weaponry is to permanently disable the one using it.
You should know that by now.
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fuck off, lmao
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>>174320838
>Plus you can' exactly stop someone from pulling a trigger
hey dude, overwatch isn't real
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>Picking widowmaker in uprising
>Turning the OR-14s into my new bitches with repeated headshots
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>>174321171
very cool imo
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>>174321208
>fully charged zen alt fire headshot + discord
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>opened 3 legendaries in like 60 boxes
>all non event

fuck you jeff I'm still not buying boxes, I'll just have to buy torbjorn and McCree's skin at the end of the event
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>equip blackwatch mccree
>all my shots wiff
>go back to riverboat
>hit every shot i make
ok what gives?
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Why the fuck do I have to watch this god damn uprising intro any time some shithead doesn't skip it

I skipped it just dump into me into character select screen or something fucks sake it's like blizzard goes out of their way to design annoying ass shit
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>>174321762
nothing gives youre just a placebo prone retard
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>>174296058
Honestly, it's all positioning and no dying. The not dying part stems from positioning, but it's also comes from knowing what the enemy is capable of. Watch for whose doing the most dmg, what their ult % is, when their abilities are on cd. If you're a reaper and want to ult, try listening for an ana's sleep dart, dva matrix to go down, Zarya shield, etc

Pretty much just constantly ask yourself questions of what the enemy is capable of at any moment, not just whether or not they have ults. Playing reactively is how you climb.
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>>174321797
>can't even chat during to tell the fuckwit to skip
for what purpose?
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>>174321836
don't be so rude anon
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>stopped playing OW since beta
>can't just auto win 90% of the games by just picking lucio anymore
so who's the go to character now to just stomp low level comp games ? Still Zarya ?
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Fucking Orisas bullet speed makes it feel like you are aiming a water hose

I feel like leading those shots to try and kill pharah is better off if I just spin my Reticle around her and hope she flys into it which has been working recently
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>doing all hero normal uprising for boxes
>literally afk point to point as lucio who can out heal all incoming damage passively

lol
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>>174322093
Soldier or Roadhog
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Gold shitter here. Im trying to git gud with reinhardt. Is it better to hold the shield till it breaks or let it go and recharge. also when should I swing my hammer like a retard and when should i shield
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>>174322462
you shouldnt let your shield break especially in your level games where people are trash at gauging the shield health simply based on how cracked it looks

rest is way too situational to explain in a 4chan post
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>>174320215
>Tracer and Genji training together back in the day
>Genji goes on and on about revenge and his damaged soul and blah blah blah
>Tracer's just all "Lighten up mate, you still alive ain't ya? Come out with me after, we will both get some good pussy and you'll be fine!"
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Hacking soldiers are so obvious their primary looks like their ult with 100 sensitivity.
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Did they change something about the Eichenwald map? Was that entrance to the right of the main gate always there and I was just too retarded to use it? Or did they implement that recently?
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>>174322462
If you and Enemy Rein are touching dicks, take a swing to not have your shield break first. Try managing it so it breaks last. If you get a Flanker that's trying to get your backline and you're being healed and no one's getting rid of them, swing a bit to get rid of them. Always try having your shield not break because if it does you'll be stuck without it for a good 2-3 seconds while it goes back to 2000 HP. During that time an Enemy Rein can Earthshatter your team and wipe them.

Basically, avoid having it break as best as you can so you don't get stuck on cool down.
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>>174320838
>Plus you can' exactly stop someone from pulling a trigger

He said about the game that already has someone that can stop someone from sprinting
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>>174322678
Yes, they added it recently
Chokenwalde no more
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>>174322678
Its new because they stuffed up on map design.
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>>174322719
>Chokenwalde no more
I always flank it with my friend as D.Va on the right and Winston on the left, no idea why people would fight under the bridge.
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>>174322419
>D.Va is an announcer in Starcraft
>She's not the announcer in this

bullshittery I say
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>>174322624
And this is how Mercy ended up becoming addicted to cyborg dragon.
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>>174322786
because people are dumb and don't know how to flank
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>maintenance 14-18 CET
post yfw EU
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>>174322624
>Tracer and Genji becoming good friends >bonding over both being survivors of horrible events that changed them forever and also a love of wet pussy

That's actually kind of sweet desu
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>>174322970
>mfw EU
>mfw playing on murrican servers at all time anyway
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>>174322462
if it breaks you need to wait until it's around 500hp again before you can use it, so it's almost always better to drop it instead of breaking because that little bit can be very useful

if your team isn't retards and actually following you, you should only drop your shield to occasionally firestrike and when the teamfight turns into a messy brawl. If the two teams are in distinct groups then you should always be shielding. If your team are retards and not supporting you, then feel free to start swinging at anything close, because your massive hp pool doesn't mean shit if tracer or reaper have open access to your flank while you just stand their shielding

In teamfights when you're swinging like a madman, be aware of everyone's position and moments when you can soak up huge damage with your shield. If bastion or reaper appears to fuck your team up, it can be good to stand in the middle and block. Knowing when to shield and when to hammer takes a lot of playing and trust in your team.
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>>174322786
>run through with a single tracer and start capping
>entire blockade just crumbles
every time, on every choke map
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
2950

>Current Main
Pharah

>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Ana/Rein/76/Tracer

>Most hated Hero
Character wise: D.va
Gameplay wise: Hanzo

>The hero you want to get gud at
Tracer

>Your current SR
3990
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>>174323080
>playing with shit ping
>playing with burgerclaps
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>>174323193
Not true what usually happens is you do this the entire enemy team bar one comes to eliminate you and your team air fights invisible enemies at the choke.
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>>174322786
>people wondered how the fuck I flanked with Genji without being seen in the sky in Chokenwalde
>one time I got rid of Symmetra then went for the point
>2/3 capture before the team even realized I was there
>they break formation to stop me and my team just steam rolls them
I actually had fun with the choke.
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>play with 14 ping
>constantly get shot around corners

this game is literally a joke
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>>174323426
that's just shit hitboxes and the even shittier replay system
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>>174282386

Almost 12 hours late, but her name is on the side of the dropship. If you fly around with Pharah you should be able to see it.
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>scammers advertising fake easter OW skins
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
2980

>Current Main
Mercy

>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Ana/ pharah/ sombra/ dva

>Most hated Hero
Roadhog

>The hero you want to get gud at
Zarya

>Your current SR
4400
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What if Mercy had the revive ability from Uprising as an ability.
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>>174322093

>He thinks he's going to stomp anyone
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>>174323471
>replay system
I'm not talking about kill cams. I'm talking about being physically 5 meters around corners and getting hit by McCree
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>it's another 'Rein charges in and tries to do Tracer's job' episode

I get that sometimes it can get boring playing blue square man, but it's no body's fault but yours if the Detonators destruct next to the payload because you're half a map away swinging at Troopers.
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Holy shit I didn't know this was a thing but I'm glad I unboxed it.
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>>174324225
?
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>>174324225
it's not really practical enough to be its own ability
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>>174324541
I mean holding e to revive someone.
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>>174324287
Can't blame them. I can't count the times where we got overwhelmed because Tracer and Torbjorn weren't killing enough shit.
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>have opened 20 rising cases now
>four epics and one dupe legendary

At this rate I really will be lucky to have gotten one or two of the new skins.

Literally all I try to do it get one legendary skin per event, but this luck is some of my worst yet, and I have it pretty bad normally.
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>>174324225
>Mercy standing perfectly still for ~3 seconds
Sounds like a nice way to get killed
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>the only class that takes a minimum of skill is DPS because at least you have to aim
>it attracts the worst of retards that can't aim
I swear this game is literally made for 12 years old where you can just push one button and win and they still manage to suck
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>>174315969
Will this victory pose disappear with the event?
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>>174324638
I also can't count the amount of times we nearly lost the payload because Rein was ignoring literally everything and missing charges against even splicers.
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>>174324743
Good trade off
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why is there ALWAYS some fag playing roadhog in 3v3 elimination
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Nice, after 25 boxes I got my second legendary. And just the one I wanted too!

Now I can pretty much get everything else good with coins, so no grind worries for this event.
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>>174325015
Nice blog
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Fuck off devs
Just turn the game off while doing maintenance instead of giving us these bullshit servers
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>>174319939
t. Gold genji-main wannabe
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Ive worked out from the events you need to have at least 3000 going in to get all leg skins. This is playing every day.
You will earn 3000 again at least by the end of the event and you should have recieved at least two or three legs.
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>>174325118
Thanks! I hope you are having a good day too, anon. :)
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Should I become a Sombra main instead of a Junkrat main?
t. pro junkrat
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>>174315547

>2865

>Reinhardt

>Soldier/Bastion/Lucio

>Pharah/Tracer

>Pharah

>1776
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
2852

>Current Main
Junkrat/Bastion

>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Ana/Lucio

>Most hated hero
Pharah/Hanzo (hate to verse the first one, hate to have the second on my team)

>The hero you want to get gud at
Ana (really just want to improve

>Your current SR
2885
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>>174325006
Roadhog, Ana, Mei/Soldier in 90% of 3vs3
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>>174315547
interesting how everyone who replied to this started in s2 or later.

my s1 player icon is getting rarer everyday
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
1200

>Current Main
Widowmaker

>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Widowmaker

>Most hated Hero
Pharah

>The hero you want to get gud at
Widowmaker

>Your current SR
1550
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>>174325006
turns out being able to instantly kill almost any enemy is pretty good when there's only three of them.
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>>174315547
>First rank when the SR system was introduced
Platinum

>Current Main
Junkrat

>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Bastion and Lucio

>Most hated Hero
Hanzo because fuck scatter arrows. Pharahs are dumb and get cocky so they are easy to deal with, Widowmaker is just an annoyance but easy to avoid.

>The hero you want to get gud at
I want to become the best Junkrat, a better Bastion and an alright Sombra

>Your current SR
4082
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Might as well go to bed if I'm going to keep getting dropped from matches.
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>>174325767
>>174325767
>>174325767
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>>174324741
Id rather take duplicate shekels than fucking ORISA legendary skin.
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>>174317820
It's probably something to do with the soldier enhancement program
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>>174315591
Rolling for snipeur
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>>174315547
>>First rank when the SR system was introduced
>10

>>Current Main
Mei

>>Favorite flex/fill Heroes
Mei

>>Most hated Hero
Mei

>>The hero you want to get gud at
Mei

>>Your current SR
500
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>>174313165
Did you ever heard the story of Darth Plagueis, the wise?
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>>174317608
>>174319894
It's ok, our time will come
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>>174302690
Fun IS more important so you should switch around. Playing one hero is fucking boring. You're getting 1/24th of the game.
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>>174303929
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why

why do i get sent to elo hell.

i just want to fucking play mercy. why cant anyone aim in fucking gold. my last team comp was literally hanzo, widow, torb, and sombra. the other guy left after the half. why. what the fuck.
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If you want to win in comp, don't play support.
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