sc2 general

virpeds

gook

baby momma

alright...
pig is a sc unit jan btw
you fucking stupid piece of snit

its not actually pls dont try to confuse the mods who might not know anything about the game

>>174292002
wish i had a girl like that...

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>Afreeca Starleague 8h 25m

>>174292197
uh pretty sure its a campaign unit dude

those guys on 162 are real fucking freaks...

gook

it pains me to see that 162 is more active than this thread... i guess im migrating

162 sucks

queen elizabeth of england

elizabeth the i died over 400 years ago

>>174294634
biggest slut of them all just guess who she had to sleep with to get that job

i guess nobody because she was heir to the throne since birth

whats 162

jannys honeypot

*goes to 162*
not really.
fuck lol id rather stare at a sky blue wall ie scv

been stuck on 162 all day but it's ok

we got to find out about tinnys history with homosexual activity..

>>174296870
*attempts to care less*
cant

fuck that was a sick burn (not)

posting on 162, thats that shit i dont like

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just so there's something starcraft itt

>>174299596
What manner of beast is that thing?

>>174300421
its a creature so powerful it was able to destroy the most promising esport game in the world...

i just had a dream i was having sex with a fat wgirl...

>>174302919
is there any other kind? lmao

anyone want to kill me and make it look like an accident

maybe ill euthanise you violently and feed you to those cute pigs

>>174291939
aww who's a cute little piggy?

https://youtu.be/70TrOAuFzGI?t=104

holy crackers...

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wgirls...

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*bans everyone twice*
*spam my gay honeypot site*

one day you will understand that for 6 years gay jans exactly like you
tried to moderate the oldest comm on this board. the founding thread really
and they all failed
that you failed
you will always fail jan

you in particular
because you're a little bitch LOL

its called clothes line not hanger isn't it?
anyway i'm up now gook morning :3 *resets router preemptively*

hol up let me put these back first

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 21:42:19 No.174292653 Report
god please do one thing to me rn

make me drunk
or
run a truck into me

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 21:46:29 No.174292896 Report
fanr is yelling again...

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 21:53:38 No.174293419 Report
*unmutes xbl mic*
I CALL SNIPER RIFLE
*mutes xbl mic*

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 21:56:01 No.174293562 Report
*doesnt get sniper*
*leaves game*

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 22:01:03 No.174293882 Report
*writes fanmail to the unabomber*

Anonymous Mon 17 Apr 2017 22:11:18 No.174294552 Report
all white women are sluts i do not know a single white woman who isnt a slut

there you go jan i just undid all your labor and made you click a spoiler bitch BITCH

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boyy...

word

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janni.

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*karate punches jan*

frank dukes is a fraud

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...

did bwhd end up saving us

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bout 2 fuck ur bitch jan

>>174309721
not even out yet

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jan watching me mac
mad af

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i fucked her jan...

she told me about how ur gay...

lol

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https://youtu.be/haGaUFzDcE8

https://youtu.be/RF6Xcbf7-Ug

i see you buddy...

but you can't be a bitch and not ban evade

juan claude would never be a bitch
he would never be forced to post on jans honeypot site

i wanted to post a dim mak gif and say i was gonna do THIS to your assholes jan... gifs are big though....

>>174291939
Where may I find a BroodWar general?

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in my ass

gook

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gonna make cereal brb

dude totalbiscuit is back on chemo...god im praying for him

i hope he dies soon:)

brick don't hit back

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*meditates on fight with jan*
*accounts for every possible attack and counter attack*

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*kills jan a million different times in my minds eye*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

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al is right
we're fighting the same battle

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*becomes a crab*

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i want you to wake up and read all this stupid shit jan you fucking retarded fag
fuck you

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lol

n*p sl*p

gook

>>174313449
which jav are you doing it to

>>174313876
doing what...

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is this general? I searched for sc2 general to discuss some things and I see a flood of random shitposts? What the fuck is going on here?

what do you want to talk about

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StarCraft® Anthology still sold out.

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>>174314262
you can buy it cheaper from any other key seller

pic related, bought for 5$ on g2a

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yearly reminder that pisko got top 16 gm with ease

so for anyone who wanted updates:

I just hit a 580 DL today. Pretty stoked. 610 by the end of the year????????????????? no probably not

>>174314517
but it's going to be free if I wait
free anon, that's a much better deal

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not really lol
that's a good reminder you're poor tho

>>174314547
a god

couldnt sleep so i waited for parents to go to work and got up and got some wine and now im gonna smother my cock and balls in itch relief cream and masturbate voilently with cooking oil

desu

also its real fucking funny that i only get warned for shitposting in other generals but i get a ban for lightly shitposting in scv

most people shit every single day
billions of people

>>174316127
considering billions of the population goes days without eating, there's nothing to shit out

retard

not liking this wino guy very much
gonna shave my face hopefully when i'm back hes dead

wish i had heosu wife

can't believe my fat fuck sister ate my FREAKING tendies

>>174317416
that's the worst... especially when you're looking forward to eating them x_x

>>174317545
the fuq

imagine killing yourself by eating raw chicken

you could say.... roasted... heh

all this talk about food is making me hungry...

why don't you est real sausages?

>>174318138
do you have any idea what they put in those fucking things???

gotta get drunk before the day begins
before my mother starts bitchin about my (no) friends

>>174317610
>>174318130
https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

heh...

getting pissed off with a capital P

woah trainspotting 2 is out?

I dressed in amazement. There was silence on both sides; I understood it all.

>>174319557
don't wanna watch it since it won't be as good as 1

>>174319668
im the opposite of you, i really loved the first one so i have to watch the second one even if i know it wont be as good

i didnt watch the first and wont watch the second because of it

i'm actually optimistic about trainspotting 2, hearing mostly good things so far

shame i have no friends so i have to wait for it to be downloadable

>>174320407
yeah something like that but i just looked it up today

His voice betrayed that pitch of irritation when a man almost revels in his own irritability, gives himself up to it without restraint and almost with growing enjoyment, regardless of consequences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY

really have no idea what my sleep schedule is right now...

>>174320736
when did you wake up? when do you expect to go to bed again?

how much mayonnaise should i add per can of tuna?
i'm thinking 1/4 cup per can
thoughts?

>>174320736
same..woke up at 11 pm today

>>174320736
based me sleeping at random times for random intervals

>>174320753
slept from 9:30pm to 12:30am and then again from 2:30am to 5:30am...

>>174320889
einstein schedule

hey shit bags i just asked you a fricking question about tuna!

a fishy boy...

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time for ASL!

mayo is gross dude

it's probably an american

>>174321276
keep your black opinion to yourself nigger

*opens can of tuna*
*eats it plain, no mayo*
for my next trick i will be eating a can of chicken cat food!

>>174321315
niggers are fat and fat people LOVE mayo

suck my cock fatty

ex lege libertas

a teaspoon of mayo would mix in but wouldn't be enough
you're the stupid one

saying gook.. all night long
when i die fry me in the gook bong!

not making tuna sandwiches anymore now because of this...

reminder to always flush the toilet after you have a wizz

>>174321464
>>174321645
>>174321586
you're just embarrassing yourself now my dude
stop

>>174321704
i just pissed and didn't flush

keep digging

*dig*
gonna find some gold...

*starts screaming*

but you know when i do make that tuna... my cat is gonna be all over me meowing...
you know it

cats love canned meats

>>174322357
been feeding my cat some canned salmon. he loves it just as much

ugh the rich norms are here

wish i had a cat

hemorrhoids are acting up again need to eat more fiber

where my poverty boys at

>>174322461
sup

What the fuck happened here? Where is everyone?

ate two packs of instant noodles a few days ago and threw up

eww i just saw a tranny on okcuipoid...

should have cooked them before eating

trannies are hot

traps are not

word

i remember a few years ago id make $50 a week by doing a bunch of lawnwork for my grandparents.. now they have a professional landscaper go over and do it and i lost my only income.. it was so nice having a way to buy alcohol every week...

>>174322508
janitor banned everyone now juan claude is going to kill him in a fight if he ever shows up again

would not wanna be the janitor rn

damn i missed the new episode of better call saul...

i don't understand why racism is looked at as a bad thing

it goes against the wishes of te ruling classes (more immigrants = more workers for less pay)

>>174322992
our founding fathers did import niggers...

>>174323026
jews imported niggers

how difficult is it to set up a wireless router if im not using any of the wireless stuff and just connecting everything to it with an ethernet cord

>>174323026
they were only seen as farm animals back then... (as if it was different now lol)

>>174323125
not difficult at all

>>174322640
im baffled on how many of my neighbors get landscapers to mow their lawn EVERY week. they cant spend 15-20 minutes mowing the lawn.....

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>>174322508
watching ASL!

who are you cheering for?

wow wtf im retarded i just searched amazon for wired routers and theres a bunch on there for like $15.. my dad spent $60 on this wireless one and we arent even going to use the wireless part...

>>174323250
arent wired routes basically switches/hubs?

don't understand what you people are having a problem when it comes to routers
just get a router and use it

>>174323305
idk i just need something to make my modem go to my mom and dads computers and mine

>>174323250
your gf will use the wifi when she comes over it's all g

early morning kfap

imagine being so poor you have to worry about getting a router that doesn't have wifi so you can save money (potentially)
not even sure if thats this guys problem though or if hes just in a constant state of mental fog, confused and unable to complete his thoughts
just forget about the router

>>174323545
i dont need wifi though.. so why would i pay extra for a router with it

i'm not convinced

how does it feel to be the worst general on /vg/?

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fuck carbs/sugar

kpoopg, how does it feel to be the worst general on /mu/?

>>174323545
are you OK?

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>>174323812
hey you hyped for the ASL winners match?

keep fartin but i can't shit
hate being constipated -_-

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feels good not having any greeners

>>174323896
maybe

when you spend your days interviewing neets until you can afford your surgeries

>>174314547
how does one get in gm with such shit apm gotta love bab games can't wait for scr

just had about two inches worth of salami slices and two mini butterfinger bars..

gif bitch fuck off!!

gook

fantastic general lads

i fuck haitian bitches n i fuck dem chinese ladies

>>174324548
see now this an elroy with good manners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbj96AUUCs

the asl thread on /v/ is making fun of us ( ._.)

>>174325197
30/m/sthlm

>>174324752
shit compared to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqyIoYAXV8

so what. as long as those greeners stay away they can say whatever they want

feels when v teens hate you... :(

>>174325323
v is gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_eepOSos88

gook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>>174326402
hell yeah

TriHard

FrankerZ

forsenE

resubbed exactly 20 days ago and have enough gold now for a wow token to resub.....

>>>/v/374239614
jani is deleting starcrump threads on v too
the madman

>>174327214
the enemy of my enemy...

we turn off spellcheck here

The Fate of the Furious has raced to the top of the box office chart - breaking an international record in the process.

The eighth film in the action thriller franchise took an estimated $532.5m (£424.7m) globally over Easter weekend.

The figure makes it the strongest worldwide debut ever - marginally overtaking the $529m (£421.8m) taken by Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

lol

based vin diesel

holy shit
>>>/v/374240694

>>174327650

*boots up 'watch*

>>174327538
why is this franchise so popular. its not even about racing anymore

>>174322130
lol

*watches the first 7 fast & furious movies*

woke up at 7:30 ante meridiem
i dont like it

>>174329203
well? what do you think?

bleh

idk what you mean
we don't drive here i kinda stopped concentrating when you talked above driving

>>174329203
i'm dling eyes wide shut, spartacus and some other one
the ff guy was killed by the government for knowing too much just like kubrick
he was driving to a studio to do an interview about haiti i think...

sry you can't delete your post and make mine not make sense

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 09:22:53 No.174331007 Report
saw a huge traffic jam right near where i live. it had to be at least a mile long which is enormous compared to the size of the city i live in. luckily i was going the opposite direction to get donuts
you guy guys can have the holes :)

how come you cant drive?? o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaONpVFXwwM&feature=youtu.be

god damn i could tell my dad put the ac up from 75 to 76 degrees...

>>174332061
shes even uglier on video than she is in pics

just threw out the trash i had in my closet. about 10 25oz beer cans.. a few 12oz beer cans and a big bag of mcdonalds

i think we need to throw an intervention for this scvee who cant drive

>>174332643
>>174332307
did i make the claim that you were the ac poster too?
i remember posting that you're the guy who used to throw cans in his neighbors yard and the guy who now wakes them up with a bat

you're basically everyone but me or the other ipad poster or pig poster
guy who posts gorrilas
gif bitch...
can't think rn

thats why i can't remember if i posted how i think you're the ac and beer guy in fl who likes ape hoop

>>174333063
theres 47 posters here dumbass

point is
i'm on to you

so... 3 of them are me
i recognize patterns ok. i'm very sharp when it comes to this

5 or 6 are me if it recognises posts deleted by janny lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVF6SZ3-l5A

we're watching this btw

jan eternally btfo as usual

the case is on...

wrestling poster

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am i oher ipad poster? pretty sure there's a third ipad dude but he still has image.jpg filenames

just tried going over my beard with my hair clippers and it made a giant mess.. need an extension cord so i can just do it outside

why is this guy trying to get into everyones business

stop posting on 162... its janitors honeypot...

at least it keeps tinny away from our thread

someone post that pic of tinny...

yeah i need a good laugh right now

:/

>>174331563
they used kubrick to fake the moon landings
#aware

our asl threads will blot out the sun

lmao

i wonder if he'd look alright with a decent haircut and without the muslim beard

id look like tinny if i didnt shave

i'd look like seulgi if i didn't shave

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>GSL Code S 17h 15m

my heroes? timothy mcveigh and adam sandler

>>174333795
that was me until a few weeks ago
when i accidentally downloaded the ios update
and complained about how they changed the way you google highlighted words

update put a number behind image.virus

i wish i had weed

>>174344005
word

>>174344005
are you a fucking shitskin like gleepy?

based gleepy is white

imorgon är det fredag

*electric slides into a casket*

woogieboogieboogieboogie

yesterday i spent some time at 162
its so bad...

really bad if you ask me

1776

the thing about timothy mcveigh is.... theres no way a fertilizer bomb could have done so much damage
and the daycare center that blew up
the daycare center that the ryder truck bomb was parked directly under in a parking garage
was also a federally owned building

thats weird

oklahoma city is a hologram #aware

if you ask me the federal government shouldn't be allowed to have daycare centers that they use to fuck kids
but thats just my opinion

>>174345563
there were multiple explosions, multiple suspects, all covered up. they also killed someone he was in jail with who mcveigh told stuff to
https://youtu.be/Vgfi1QZILxk
#aware

>>174345713
what if this is a bot that gets pinged to write a goofy discrediting comment whenever enough keywords are hit anywhere on the internet...

>>1743241129
pretty sure i was tabbed out at the start of the game

also apm was calculated differently than it is now

>>174345916
if im a bot i still appreciate the (you)s

anyway i'm hungry...

>>174345921
woah >>174324112 how did i add a 9..

>>174338883
i mean if he got an actual haircut, got rid of all the facial hair, wore a better shirt, actually got some muscle instead of weighing 120 lbs skinnyfat, maybe

his eyelids are pretty gross lol

a man cannot do great things when he is preoccupied by little worries

tim mcveigh cruising around oakland in a moving truck filled to the brim with thousands and thousands of pounds of shit that materialized out of nowhere
and caused an explosion that was much much to big still....
just another one of those "crazy" guys who you know, just go "crazy" one day

stop throwing aspersions at one of my two heroes

>>174346231
god i didnt remember how fucking skiny he was, that's fucking disgusting

literally like 10 inch arms?

i saw someone like that before irl i just wanted to tackle them and stomp on their fucking face lol

don't post about tin here even if it is to call him ugly... and if you start talking about how ugly he is please at least mention his nigger lips and below average height

>>174346231
imagine dragging him behind a shed and blasting him with a shotgun like some filthy animal

>>174346513
how did he get diabetes?

>>174346578
lol

>>174346578
remember when he got all uppity when i was posting about how only land owning white males should be able to vote? lmao he shouldn't even be allowed to LIVE

and somewhere in that thread before he was identified he claimed not to a homosexual in the same post as one arguing about voting rights...
i just hate that idiot so bad... god...

>>174346575
i have the right to call him an ugly faggot cuz he used to bug the shit out of me on skype

and shut the fuck up retard i literally own /scv/ i can do what the fuck i want

>>174346797
man i remember these posts
they were good

>>174346797
based
+1

*stares at a wall*

seems like everyone who added him on skype has regretted it lol
why did he dox mewbert again? he got a job or something? whatever insignificant thing he did it over i'm sure it was justified in his fucked up, gay and retarded brain
100% he thinks hes in the right to this day

>>174347586
tinny is a retard

some peoples brains work
some peoples brains dont
tinny is in the latter

he's legit extremely narcissistic

>>174346650
pls respond
how did he go from skinnier than me to getting diabetes in 1 year?

>>174348028
he literally didnt stop eating

at least the morale of the story is that genuinely
bad people suffer and get sick and die with their feet falling off

looking at you too rn jan

>>174348028
aids

>>174348081
word
lead a virtuous life and dont stuff your face uncontrollably like some kind of lizard-brained scavenger

>>174347586
what? when did he dox mewby? i dont think that hapepned cuz mewby would have told me or i would have heard from someone

i'm pretty sure he also spewed the same garbage about me but he knew nothign

and ya on skype he'd literally just spam u garbage tirades or religious shit so i just blocked him

gook

gook

hangeuk
hanguk
hangook
gook

ah just finished nighthold heroic. nice to get that out of the way early

How do i win games as protoss. This game is hard.

>>174350067
ahh just killed mythic elisande raiding 9 hours a week

jealous you faggot bitch?: top 16 gm sc2, 580 lb dl, 4.0 gpa (if you exclude a few classes)

>>174350337
learn the most popualr all in

not hard retard

just found out what a whooty is...

>>174350364
Thanks for that faggot, you sure helped me alot.
Kys

phone

>>174350467
LOL i was top 16 you newshit. that is valid advice. do you expect me to tell you the exact fucking BO?

literally go watch the last 10 PvX games and i bet 6 of them wi;ll have the same all in. copy that.

dumbfuck

>>174350519
stop autism and just kys

>>174350628
p5

>>174350628
2b

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>>174350570
post your wins vs sc2 pros

this was the week lilbow won wcs as the first foreigner in 3 years

kys dumbfuck

>>174350628
who are you? never heard of you

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whoops meant this pic./ this was vs lilbow, not elfi XD. same day though. two macro games xD

wow im 9/10m raiding 9 hours a week
wow im sitting on 3m gold rn without even trying

can you go away now? thanks

ugh terran floating again

>>174351174
WAHHH SOMEONE IS BETTER THAN ME

WAHHHHHHH IM NOT SMART OR PUT ANY EFFORT INTO MY OWN LIFE

Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini

good song

just ignore him like we always did

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lol

>>174351869
did you know i was top 500 in overwatch/ '

literally took liek 3 weeks then i quit lmao

>>174351934
thats not overwatch dumbass

whos better, mj or kobe?

babe ruth

nice i love that song

Facebook Murder Suspect Steve Stephens Has Killed Himself After Brief Police Pursuit | TIME

shit name
no wonder he snapped

what a piece of shit

fuck hate when i accidentally like a tweet

fanny fanny shes our man
if she can't do it no one can!

Should I play sc2 or wait for bw?
I say wait for bw it's going to be free.

i just started feeling really sad all of a sudden :/

i dont really get it...

>>174355393
you can play bw now for free.

>>174291939
Is this supposed to be the starcraft general? You dont even have dedicated autists to post official thread links, faqs and steam groups. Is this the worst thread on /vg/?

>>174355906
i'm proud that we are

gonna take a warm shower
not cold, i don't have the heart for it....
not hot either
pretty sure its the same guy making posts about the thread being bad... pretending to stumble upon it or whatever...
doing his thing i guess... sigh...

gooks of war

omg I keep seeing p5 spoilers

https://youtu.be/PpksB13yKfM

eh heh heh

cute undies.....

that rose flavored soap i got smells really bad...
the gardenia one smells real good...

thought it would be the other way around

>>174355689
:3

went 5-2 today hbu

0-0

i have a zit in my nostril and it's annoying the fr*ck out of me especially during spring allergy seasn

Ambitious and vain to a hyper-sensitive, morbid degree, he had been seeking for the last two months for any sort of means by which he could build up a more presentable and gentlemanly mode of life. Yet he felt himself without experience, and perhaps likely to go astray in the path he had chosen. At home, where he was a despot, he had taken up in despair an attitude of complete cynicism.

At that instant there was happening what had been his nightmare for those two months, what had frozen him with horror and made him burn with shame. He had sometimes tormented himself by trying to imagine, but he never could fill in the agonising picture and made haste to put it out of his mind. Perhaps he exaggerated his misfortune out of all proportion. But that is always the way with vain people.

>>174360121
lol
its like hes tearing my monitor
aaaaahhhhh

>>174360758
haha :D

I took a first-class ticket, went in, sat down and began to smoke. Or rather I went on smoking; I had lighted my cigar before. I was alone in the compartment. Smoking was not prohibited, nor was it allowed; it was sort of half allowed, as it usually is. Of course it depends on the person. The window was down. Just before the whistle sounded, two ladies with a lap-dog seated themselves just opposite me. They were late. One of them was dressed in gorgeous style in light blue; the other “more soberly in black silk with a cape. They were nice-looking, had a disdainful air, and talked English. I took no notice, of course, and went on smoking. I did hesitate, but I went on smoking close to the window, for the window was open. The lap-dog was lying on the pale blue lady’s knee. It was a tiny creature no bigger than my fist, black with white paws, quite a curiosity. It had a silver collar with a motto on it. I did nothing. But I noticed the ladies seemed annoyed, at my cigar, no doubt. One of them stared at me through her tortoise-shell lorgnette. I did nothing again, for they said nothing. If they’d said anything, warned me, asked me — there is such a thing as language after all! But they were silent. . . . Suddenly, without the slightest preface — I assure you without the slightest, as though she had suddenly taken leave of her senses — the pale blue one snatched the cigar out of my hand and flung it out of the window. The train was racing along. I gazed at her aghast. A savage woman, yes, positively a woman of quite a savage “type; yet a plump, comfortable-looking, tall, fair woman, with rosy cheeks (too rosy, in fact). Her eyes glared at me. Without uttering a word and with extraordinary courtesy, the most perfect, the most refined courtesy, I delicately picked up the lap-dog by the collar in two fingers and flung it out of the window after the cigar! It uttered one squeal. The train was still racing on.

why does he have the pipe tho

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ITS HAPPENING

lol nigger

no one gives a crap star crump

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>>174362603

>>174362768
+1

>>174362845
>>174362768
+1

>>174362603
it doesn't say anything about matchmaking

*boots up 'eyes wide shut'*
ah yes this is only over 2 hours long...
i often concentrate on a single thing for over 2 hours... i am completely capable of doing that...

oh and my nose is always wet... like a dogs...
thats probably why it bleeds so much in the winter

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>>174363327
>Added opponent information when joining a game lobby
>Improved gameplay responsiveness during multiplayer by increasing turn rate to match LAN speeds over Battle.net
>Improved behavior of available lobbies within the ‘Join Game’ section

Hmm I have no idea what it'll be like to start a game against someone else

whats a star craft o_O

>>174363720
i just want a quick match feature like in sc2. they had it in wc3 as well so i don't see why they couldn't implement it in bw.

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shes pretty good for a wgirl... hope i get to see her boobies later on in the movie...

how did Testie become such an anti-SJW SJW

>>174363720
look at the like 400 posts above you...
do you see much green?
respect our thread culture ya dumb starcrump

>>174364556
its just some newfuck meta that is being forced by literally only you

dumb shit greener i will END YOU

we exile greeners here

the father of that scientology leader is on JRE right now

if that was true (its not) it would just mean i was a master propagandist
because theres like 2 greens in the whole thread
its organic. trust me

i bet david miscavige has some mad pedophile sex orgies

*installs the Reddit phone app*
wtf im a redditor now

>>174365513
based
welcome to the club

It's almost 9 minutes after the release time where the fuck is the patch

>>174326402
rakamakaroun :D

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God damn it

>>174365743
lmao Jebaited

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are protoss japanese??

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heh! >:3

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>>174365743

>>174366184
kubrick thinks i give a fuck if the brushes in that cup are arranged in that certain way or not because he had fucking hardcore autism

i just found this old old classic vid on one of my hds and decided to reupload it

https://youtu.be/R_hMQqlPTxs

enjoy

glad i dont have a small penis
really wouldnt need that on top of everything else

>>174366436
you should peep the documentary "stanley kubrick's boxes"
https://youtu.be/rSO-BAi_vOc

oh i found a link >>174366868

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v93087435BK5WEZz3

i've been watching this movie for like 30 minutes and i've already had to pause twice to post here and look at my dick in a mirror
i'm way too retarded to watch those documentaries
my mind is seriously gone

>>174367181
post mirrordick

>>174367181
why do you have to look your dick from the mirror? big belly boy?

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StarCraft is now FREE w/ Patch 1.18!

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