gook
100% earns their wins all the time, terran does this
tossposter BASED AS HECK AND OUR GUY
nah
what the frick happened
Geoff RobinsonVerified account @iNcontroLTV
Sirens all day/night as police head to berkeley.. really ready for all this left vs right shit to calm down or just go away. Dreamer right?
tossposter @tossposter
Replying to @iNcontroLTV
go punch them into submission like you did stephano :x
he's literally forcing his personality on two websites with an audience of about 13 people
sad really
oh wow sickzii what do you think that cute girl is thinking about?????
>>174165169
im reaching at least 18 people actually (24) if you count hbts and tinnys multiple personalities
loomies aunt is pretty hot
saulgi
gwook
sigh
better call saulgi
lmao
'ey, 'ey saulgi! gedova heah! lol
>>174165629
yeah if you want a cheap fuck and dont mind the dead fish smell!!!!!
>>174165742
it cant be helped
>>174165742
flip off b*tch!!!
reekibrekki and woopr...
our guys......
>>174166219
*facepalms so f'ing hard*
first of all we DONT watch anime here unless its with english dubs
second of all we DO watch non-cartoons here like peep show, it crowd, silicon valley, and so on
third of all never share you shit opinion EVER fucking again because IM WATCHING YOU KID
>>174166331
fine do whatever you want
asshole loser !
better call gook
>>174164556
OGphoneShameGang on bnet
>>174164714
>time loss working
>working
lol
okay
nopr
maybe later actually im kind of busy right now
not feeling it rn
gook
>>174167127
bitch
>>174168302
OMO
hmm...
gook my bitch ass up
>>174166549
he doesn't really work but he makes something off streaming which he would lose out on by going to a tournament since he wouldn't make anything from that.
something's a bit off about one of those gooks
ԍook
*equips leather pants*
oh god you can see my bulge pretty bad...
>>174172318
what the crap
>>174164669
same for African Americans
hangeuk
hanguk
hangook
gook
g-unit
it actually comes from the word "gook" which is fun to say for cute gooky girls :)
>>174171494
no prize pool?
it actually comes from /scv/ on 4chan where its code for their latest sc2 game
went to bed at 2pm
just woke up at 11pm
uh oh is jan back im scared
>StarCraft II StarLeague 12h 45m
>Afreeca Starleague 1d 12h 45m
>GSL Code S 2d 12h 15m
playing 2v2 on a smurf to relax after a laddering sesh...
>>174176359
you usually have to progress to a certain point in the tournament to get into the money which is unlikely to happen. even if everyone gets paid, it wouldn't cover the other expenses to get there so he'd end up losing money.
freakin based
>>174178447
freak
>>174164556
>"seulgi."
>drops mic
>>174178510
this render is pretty innacurate. 2b wears a hip cut leotard not some regular boring old panties
>>174178761
waist
>>174178761
yeah but look at her butt it looks hot
our boy day9 is at the top of /r/games
the janny calls me for advice sometimes
this one got a lot of negative responses by the true cgl's
the other one got a positive response, crediting the cameraman for snapping such a cool photo
whats wrong with this one
the true cgl's seem to dislike fan service unless its also cool, noting that the skirt is far too short, just to appeal to the horny boys i assume
>>174179582
>true cgl
what
nevermind
what the frick that guy just shot the old man!!
>>174179582
here you go dude, if anyone cares what a bunch of fat mexicans think
>>>/cgl/9419092
>>>/cgl/9401439
>>174181823
>Missing so much details and skirt is way too short. Can't even call it a skirt anymore.
fuckin destroyed
u can tell thats just a flat butt girl jealous of the well crafted butt....
what do you call it if its not a skirt...
>wow 2B cosplay on ebay and aliexpress looks better constructed than this LOL
LOL
>>174182534
a big belt
a big gook
trying to play on korea but getting really high ping...
got the worst smelling farts rn lol
really wish i could smell them...
what the HECK am i supposed to do im so BORED!
im starving
>>174185559
same
im just sitting here
>>174186179
p5 is lovely
>>174186179
go on /f/ thats what i always do when im bored
government indoctrination? no thanks ill pass
>>174186894
the good old days when you would zap around the channels and watch whatever crap was on at the time
turned it off when all the naked japanese men started pouring shampoo on his head
>>174186894
i just started watching mr robot
a superior culture......
>>174187280
garfield comes along and pours furniture polish on him afterwards lol
>>174187045
just zappin on thru'
golden girls reruns are on, better leave it
not gonna get much better than this *kicks back*
>>174187373
honestly i miss it
but its too late to go back
>>174187371
lol
u guys ever get scrambled porn on your cable?
that was an exciting era for me
we couldnt afford cable
>>174187596
i remember when my dad got cable and i could finally watch porn
i used to like rick and morty but then it got popular so now i like mr.pickles
what the heck are those
we hate reddit and morty here
tinny...
>>174188371
how come
she thinks im intelligent so she wants me to stay in uni and do a doctorate or something...
oh so basically the same thing
:/
gonna go with that other guy foo fighters > rhcp
we need a solution to the gook problem
crap lol
>>174189605
i always have to poop 2-3 times before class because anxiety sets my stomach afire
>>174190942
bump
pretty proud to have 4 posts in that list
getting drunk is like hitting the fast forward button on the remote controller for your life
i need a rewind button
dont say such depressing things
>>174191083
no
thank you...
got 6
got 1 but kind of banking on those 2 deleted posts were mine
you can check here
well the point is that if you got zero you should fucking gtfo and leave
since 30 or however many that was... its like 15% of the thread... both threads
10%
what was that website someone posted yesterday where it was like a quickly updated archive
yeah but he only linked post from this thread which had 130 or so when he posted so thats ~23%
heh heh yeah that me gook post... i imagined gooks scurrying around their little island like crabs going "me-gook" at a bunch of dudes... like pokemon from the 90s not after. the first 151 and no more
and of corse the dudes were like "me-gook? you fucking, gook!"
who is the gook now?
think for me... its gotta be the me-gook post
has he nuked nk yet? getting bored of waiting
>>174191963
4tan but it seems to update as fast as the other now. but 4tan has more boards but the other goes back further i think
>>174192642
yeah thats the one
all these archives disappear and reappear and new ones pop up
crazy
hey qts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
wonder whos he talking to
cant be me
wheres that brovilo travel sponsorship
This general is fucking trippy
>>174193316
hmm
hmmm....
>>174193304
still confused about why girls spit on their vaginas before sex? i wanted answers
i prefer interrobangs myself. like, nani?!
>>174193549
saliva is a natural lubricant
interro...bangs...
>>174193549
never seen a girl do this b4
i thought they got lubricant naturaly from their vagina
>>174193638
ah yes you can see him losing brain cells from sc2
this basically happened to me for years :/
>>174193829
i think its bacteria... like ass_juice
>>174193995
funny that your body carries so much bacteria that is actually harmful to you
like how does that even work why arent we sick all the time o.o
we leave it up to god
he has a plan for all of us
i can garuntee he doesnt have a plan for my body hair
https://youtu.be/f9_hVuP6PXI
we still have body hair cause were part neanderthal
niggers are almost completely hairless
like when my body hair becomes useful
when a modeling agency tells me they want a photoshoot because i have the perfect amount of body hair
when a dying family needs body hair to survive the harsh winter nights
then i will 100% believe in god
garuntee is a hard word for all of us
are there a lot of jobs where you guys live?
wish i could go back to sleep but i know its not happening
>>174194624
yea
metro detroit is doin pretty good for a change
u wanna move here n be roomies???????????and lifelong friends?????????
guarantee
ɡar(ə)nˈtiː/
i'm already a poor speller... really hope you guys are purposely misspelling words to sabotage to further...
when i try i get my caps in the right places 80% of the time
>>174194721
well, which is it‽
aren't* >_<
going tow rite it ɡar(ə)nˈtiː/ from now on
>>174194714
what about rent?`
i ɡar(ə)nˈti that im not gay
we own the homes we live in here
>>174194887
garənti i think
oh everyone already beat me to the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb3njLdXiAg
or at least our mom does
what the flip is this thing?
>one hidden post
hmmmmmm.....what is he doing now.....
its an accent ```````like on èèèèè àààààà òòòòòò ìììììììì
>>174195253
got this one on my keyboard `
it`s just the way you can apostrophe
they`re
cant think of anymore words that use apostrophes rn..
` '
hmmm
up to something
who`s
>>174195253
i think you highlighted something cuz ur on a piece of shit phone
whom`s`t`ve
bit of a computer geek myself
>>174195550
dude nice one
hes had this key and has been fucking with us this whole time subbing it in where it doesn't belong... its probably that finnish guy with the pippelis and dead cat
we scv`s are not known for our large pippeli's
devious...
what¨s going on
gps? can you ɡar(ə)nˈtiː/ it`s going to work‽
gps : does it require data y/n?
global positioning satellites
can you download pokemon on gps
gook
>>174196038
phone
george webb has been saying theres another agency like the nsa, except this one tracks people using the same dust and satellite technology those weird gun cams use during wars... i don't really leave my house though so if thats happening at least i don't move around much... NGA?
actually you can make those symbols quite easily on the macintosh operating system
>>174196184
ì jüst have thòse characters on my keyboard...
cock
oh yeah like how conveniently easy they are to get on the phone keyboard yeah uhmm no
>>174196074
if you think about it this face is really suspenseful
like the pause made before taking action... you can tell a lot from a persons face... unless...
i could post a pic of my keyboard but id need a phone for that lol
yeah actually its the same thing
you just long press the key
*claps hands once*
omg i just seen a very delicious looking burger from hardees / carls jr but
a. i know those burgers are fake on commercials just to look good
b. i dont have those burger joints in my area
:/
trying to lost weight...
starcraft 2
ah... black african slaves...
hmmmmm’`'‘
i was kinda hoping itd be jesus...
Oh!!!!
jesus hmm... what more can be said about the "man"? its all been said
ah yes,
niggers;
did he use the semicolon correctly there?
as we say, thanks for the food j-man
Lets do Jesus!
Jesus Jesus bo-besus
Banana fanna fo-fesus
Fee, fy, mo-mesus.
Jesus!
gooks just call them dirt people
GG
Lets do Gook!
Gook Gook bo-book
Banana fanna fo-fook
Fee, fy, mo-mook.
Gook!
hold on...
this is kinda awesome..
http://www.techhelpinc.com/namegame/
inb4 'lets do virus'
not clicking that link
>>174197659
same and +1
imagine going to easter mass with your kgf...
jans back, see yall at 162
finally tossposter went back
>>174197884
i'd poke a hole in the bottom of my popcorn container and make her blow me through it right there in the church on those uncomfortable, shit, wooden benches >:3
if she objected... lets just say i'd be giving her a few good punches on the drive home heh
>>174198353
you'll get them too janni boy
oh you'll get so much... you won't be able to hide in your shitty honeypot board...
double reply :/
wasn't gonna but if hes going to be so blatant about advertising right after banning people i can't help it :/
test
someone just woke up in the house
i hope they dont realise im still up that would be embarrassing
meh... only like 1... hmmm
>2017-04-22 17:00 KST SKT vs KT Spring Finals
We hype for BW2?
>>174199628
no
phone
no fap
no elroys for hours
jan swoops in, types the post "starcraft 2"
gets upset no one responds or starts talking about starcraft,
"heh this'll show em >:D" busts the thread up
im on to you freak
you're a starshit that is literally so upset the thread doesnt talk about sc2 that you decided to become a jan and wreak havoc
>>174200589
lol
the conversation is so stiff i like that because its more believable for us
"just the way i like it. i'll be sitting here."
>>174200589
the bartender bangs the gook for you
>>174200589
omo the dream...
>>174200221
he needs to be stopped
man it almost feels like i'm chilling out in that fancy bar
wearing a suit... live lounge piano being played...
its too bad the kikes had to subvert VR technology...
yeah i'm feeling it... i'm there...
feels like i have a fever...
sweating so much... in the bar...
mmmmmm...
ahh~
eh heh heh...
the switch of apostrophes... subtle...
and so topical... hes a master wordsmith this one is... i can see all the fallen brothers now
i, in the bar...
ah gook
>>174207889
don't let those little niggers bully you. fuck them up. you should just attack them preemptively if they look at you funny.
*defies fate*
Beautiful morning in Japan
phone
annie are you okay
seulgi
gook
gook
*preps for kgf 2018*
you think it can't happen until it does happen
maybe up until the last moment you don't really know whats going on.. hmm..
thats how i feel when i accidentally bust while edging :/
hate that.. and its all watery and weird...
anyway i can't believe jan even deleted that one guys bar story
what a fucking queer lol... seriously dude janny
just fucking end yourself
i dont look too good in pink
i dont look too gook in pink
jans probably extra pissed because all his family call him a fucking loser today and spat in his ugly face rofl
they're right jan
they know it, you know it
we all know it
dont make fun of her....
Can someone explain how this fuck got famous and now blizzard pays him to host/cast SC2 events?
He was fucking trash at the game and never won shit.
>muh gains
no phoning!!!!!!!
>>174212121
hes fat and he talks a lot
a lot of normies carve out a life by doing that
fucking nigger killed old guy no surprise there, you thought he would go try to shoot up a police station? nah pussy ass nigga bitch
incontrol is based you fucking idiots
wow quality thread guys
-d2g
thanks
>>174212893
SHUT UP IDIOT! the
youre lucky jani is deleting all the good posts
how embarrassing...
>>174212847
Stop Geoffe
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19f_1492377370
hmm
wish i had something to do...
i bought some beer for tonight but idk if i want to get blasted or not...
can someone tell me why this is "major" news. thousands of people die in more fucked up ways everyday like cancer/etc
because the mainstream meteor is trying go cover up something else
>>174214983
getting shot on the side of the road is less fucked up than cancer?
Cleveland PD busy scanning social media and pulling over youtubers hunting for the murderer. We live in a police state. To protect, enslave, and profit. These wannabe military thugs are too busy putting people in prison for weed and can't be bothered to find a mass murderer and it is illegal to help them by protecting your family and neighbors.
die quickly from being shot in the head or die in horrible pain from a debilitating disease whose traitement makes you lose your hair
hmm yeah ill definitely take cancer over the other
word im also a sociopath and only care about myself and muh suffering
are you implying you cant emphathize with people who die from cancer
not the hair....
honestly i was just being retarded on purpose for a reaction is any kind
cancer is a horrible disease and I lost my father to it
>>174216314
lost my old man to coyotes
>>174216420
lol
don't lol at that...
>>174216420
i wanted to call you retarded but without going into a debate like some faggot elroy
a tricky situation
also same lol
lifting weights in my basement rn... first time in a long time... smells really bad down here i think there's probably a mold problem... smells like a swamp...
makes it depressing to be down here since i've done nothing about it for years and thinking about that makes me hate myself... and there were ants down here a few months ago for a long time until i finally sprayed... so there's dead ants all along the walls...
oh well
time to get pumped up! *coughs from smell*
hmm don't think i should be breathing the air down here honestly
wow...the virginia tech shooting was 10 years ago
mhmm...
mmm smells bad
heh... ssunny
im totally imagining this guy sitting on his bench phonepostingin between two coughing fits
yeah my life would be different if it wasn't so bad down there
ah... i'm so lonely
evens
dl fo4 and the garbage dlc
odds
read and drink a monster energy drink, ice t
zero
kill janitor with ant spray
hell is where a player stuck, never free, never leave
>>174219249
hell is other people
-the cat in the hat
The top five reasons why you will never leave elo hell
might jo soon...
me to...
too
followed a girl on twitch
>StarCraft II StarLeague 2h 50m
<|:I
https://www.twitch
.tv/iamssunny
we're watching this... shes at KFC... dark meat...
so much heartburn and gas...
If you have any thoughts about starcraft you may post them here.
are you even trying any more janny...
the devil is a lie...
the gook ate a pie....
the GOOKS GOTTA DIE!!!!!!!
/ss/unny
god i HATE women haha who's with me
^made by clueless virgin male cuck
gunna jerk off in a min, anyone have suggestions?
gook
>>174223512
traps
>>174223240
she's so red pilled she'd make the perfect gf
actually we want a naive pure idealistic gf here
gook gf
i wonder what its like to ride a horse...
wasnt that great when i tried as a kid but thats because i thought it was a sport for girls lol
another case of the mondays
girl sports: cross country, volleyball, soccer
even
jo
odd
don't jo
zero
kill jan with ant spray
ah.. love cracking beers at 4:30 in the am
its yuck yuck outside in ma... i bet it must be horrible in fl
always thought it was odd that old people want to retire and move to fl when old people are the ones dying of heat strokes... fuck fl
what does
ne and de mean
kinda feel sad...
de
weltschmerz boys...
retard
gook muffin
wish i could jo.... my head hurts... :(
>>174224954
>>174224980
>>174224989
>>174225061
>>174225195
anyone ready to 1v1 lotv on b.net
join /v/
>>174225354
>>174224802
don't come here anymore i know who you are
stupid gif bitch
>>174225397
mad much
?
?
?
yeah def mad
keek
i've really got my head in the thread actually...
been here like 14 hours a day for the past few days and haven't spoken to anyone...
its not healthy really
>>174225610
happy Easter
fagwad
i got laid today
bitch was about 100 meters from her husband when she bent over to suck my cock which was already hard
>>174225715
pity reply :(
i wanna play nier automata
>>174225965
>pity reply :(
oh wow
what a smart reply
you must be korean
which means you have a small dick
i see why (you) always try hard
nier buttanus in my mouth :Oo
taste good...
=sob!=
lol 4 hits with my bat and my neighbors got a nice 5am wakeup call
i could hear their dog in the distance.. almost as if theyre locking it up in a far away room to not bark and wake them but it didnt even matter
based
wake up take a sip of ace of spade like its water
>basetrade hosting winter
what a dumb fuck. winter destroyed sc2 with viewbots. the only reason basetrade is pooular is because he found a 4/10 girl that was genuine to cast with and than got cucked by her for asian micro dick.
gif bitch still blogging about shit nobody cares about LOL
SSL is live!
https://www.youtube
.com/watch?v=eJdGsFUBjEc
wow
>You now remember Gretorp, Seltzer, djWheat and DeMudSliMe
>>174228203
what about mousetrap...
i dont actually
fuck off now starshit
>>174228281
a god
>>174228203
>djJewWheat
yea he never gave a shit about Sc2 and now he works for twitch thanks to his jew connections from blizzard. at least he can pay for the insurance on his mongloid autistic son.
these are the people who actually cared about starcraft
rotterdam
tod
artosis
tasteless
wolf
apollo
all other personalities were greedy posers in it for the money and left as soon as the bank did...
>you now remember KellyMilkies
did she care about sc2?
>>174228394
>jewpollo
>jewtosis
lmao, list was decent without these 2 sellout fucks
nobody cares gif bitch
go back to your world of warship thread or 162
>>174228281
+1
>>174228613
artosis is starcraft... they are synonymous
>>174228571
she cared about money and finding a beta male to pay for her life in exchange for arbys roast beef.
>>174228571
SPOILER THAT SHIT
patience played really bad that game... took a super early double gas and then went gas light and proceeded to float 300-500 of it all game long... then he lost the prism because he forgot about it and messed up the shade on top of the tanks
not sure why innovation pushed out...
>>174228645
artosis was genuine before the landwhale and fame got to him, now hes. normie fuck that relies on beta male to pay his debts even thoug his passion is gone
>you now remember this absolute madman
>that pose
what the fuck
>>174228785
artosis is still genuine he just has to take care of a landwhale and a kid too, if he wasnt genuine he wouldnt be casting sc because hes really famous and respected in the casting world even across games and could swap to anything else he wanted if he was in it for the money
>you now remember John the Translator, NesTea and this turbomilf that used to host GSL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlRiMBEklM
truly the golden days of sc2
cos shes a whore
>>174229046
who?
>>174229096
cos
its not common that i look at two players and say hmmm innovation is a lot better looking than that other kid
lel that donation
the whore janny just deleted
gonna report her stream hehe
based
fuck that coalburner
cho is about to get banned again...
>you now remember this chin who almost single-handedly saved sc2
>>174229361
lol was she banned before?
nice thigh gap tho
>>174229404
yes
banned for sexy dancing
is this game's multiplayer still alive? (sc2 : wings of liberty)
>>174229507
i wish she was a pure gook but she isn't but i still watch
>>174229563
wings of liberty? lol no
lotv has the highest amount of players it has ever had though...
>>174229674
already omo'd to her today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlc0S8LLtsg
dank
kbutt~
gook
>>174230642
wish i could unsee that acne shit on her right chin
me on the left
>>174230703
it's been there for like a month, why don't she just laser cut it
>>174230734
based mooney
>>174230642
oh wow an average gook female...
better empty my bank account donating messages to her
my bank account is already at $0 though
im watching starleague
>>174230925
based me before my parents put money in my account lol
>>174231093
i hope zest wins!
>>174231372
lol
>>174232006
perfect
>>174232052
hell no.
>>174232052
>>174232648
she just said god bless you
dumb gook bitch
>>174232725
oh my bad. you said gook
joy is our girl
just downloaded blaster master zero
this game is so good
sc2 oh yes we love it
playing vs terran is so boring... they defend and make games really long
*lies down in the slough of despond*
>>174229929
>>174229674
>>174235945
remember that guy who posted about this nerd doing a documentary about our threads?
>why did you post the word gook here?
its memorable posts like that that i admire and strive to make...
maybe it was you since you're posting a pic of him outta nowhere... maybe...
>>174236138
'twas me :3
lol @ the delay between each of the last 4 posts nice samefag bitch
thanks
o rly? samefag?
frick the heck off ipad teen
word
>>174237427
>>174237631
seems we have 2 janitors here...
seems we have 1 little kid that needs to frick off
make me bitch
stop calling me a teen pls
hangeuk
hanguk
hangook
gook
ty for sticking up for me *rubs your belly*
>that one terran match that comes down to medivac micro
flip off gif cunt
not a big fan of gorillaposting gotta say...
>>174238363
your opinion is shit
>>174238331
what a god
rude...
>>174238363
you on the left:
>>174238513
>>174238672
you should only post once...
>>174238704
shut the fuck up retard
youre too rude for these threads
get the heck out and never come back
>>174238515
a bronze adonis...
gorilla posting is too /srg/ for my taste
i just drank a whole glass of water
>>174238881
ur gay for knowing gorillas are even posted there or whatever
so eat shit nerd
its just ipad teen doing it ignore him
he doesnt understand us and he never will so pretend he isnt here
why yes i do peruse /srg/ on occasion
rofl kid
i am these threads
i encompass them
rejecting me is rejecting everything this thread is
>tfw a pillar of these threads
rofl kid, rofl
if you could look at every posters profile and see their time spent playing... like on say xbox live...
i would be one of those guys with such a ridiculous number of hours... you'd think i was a hacker...
12k
>>174239461
hacker
*ipad posts*
>>174239151
but you arent me
>tfw a big dick of these threads
*ghost rides the gook*
anyone remembers that post about me-gooks
now that was a gook post
gook
eating cereal
This general is pretty comfy but why is noone actually posting about the game? Other generals have waifushitposting or other shit about the game.
shut up idiot
game....
because it's a shit game nobody cares about
>>174224625
also lacrosse
i was thinking of playing wol again since its the best iteration of the game with no widow mines and speed medivacs and invincible mutas out can only lose if you're retarded and mother shit core...
but then someone said infestors were still in the game and op... i thought i remembered them needing them right before hots ca,e out?
>>174241217
we post our waifus sometimes though
>>174241217
not much to post about right now... won a ladder game vs t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxOheTW4is
WE
WUZ
CHESS
namsayin my niggas
blitz booty bounty namsayin bois
i was distracted
cryingi
is the plastic melting off? o_O
i always knew that chess was for niggers
even an ape could play it
*smacks lips and memorizes thousands of openings*
:3
'livestream suicide' sounds like a band
cannabis tea should be legal
*lights tea on fire*
finna get hi af
its like a scythian funeral in here....
it cant be tea if its canabis idiots -_-
thats like saying i love spinach cumcumber
if only abraham lincoln could have shipped all the nigger slaves to el salvador like he had planned to do... or better yet into the mouth of a volcano
imagine getting a free trip to the hottest destination on earth...
herro waaaarudo
lol... i'd be pretty ticked off
>>174242842
search cannabis tea
you use the leaves instead of the buds and it has a much milder effect
it's just a name for it idk what else you would call it
how did they not catch that black guy yesterday
>>174243164
canabis infusion...
new fancy coffee coming in the mail today... gonna drink some evern though i've been up for 16 hours
that guy posting the story about a gentleman talking to a barkeeper last night had me swooning... i almost downloaded the shining...
almost...
those were pretty good posts...shoulda +1'd 'em
wish i was a regular at a fancy bar
"ahh hiroshiku anon, konbanwa
the usual sir?"
"yeah the usual.. and don't let anyone disturb me tonight"
"even if its a cute gook?"
".. buy her a drink for me"
"of course sir.
please choose a seat, anywhere is free tonight. looks to be a slow evening"
"just the way i like it. i'll be sitting here."
"i'll bring your drink over, please make yourself comfortable.
oh and if the music is not to your taste please don't hesitate to tell me"
ahh that's the life...
gook spotted
im not gonna +1 a copy :/
"here's your whisky water mix. as you say starting off light with a sweet whisky opens the pallete.
today i used bourbon from austria. quite uncommon but i think it will be to your liking."
*sips the drink*
*tastes the whisky*
"austria... they're famous for schnappes.
then next i'll have a cocktail with a schnappes."
"of course sir. then may i suggest this plum brandy?
it may not be from austria, but this french blend leaves a quaint tart taste on one`s tongue."
"a tart taste.. a taste i think is fitting for a night of solitude as this..."
"coming right up sir."
t.l. note in fancy bars it is often custom to just taste the cocktail and refrain from drinking all of it. as anon only sipped the whisky water mix he was finished with it.
"hmm. where`s the rest of 'em?"
"banned sir. law enforcement has been tight these past few weeks."
"damn pigs"
"..."
"what did we ever do to them y'know?
what the bloody hell have we done. argh it just makes me mad."
"...
here`s the brandy. shaken with a dash of vermouth and soda water. topped with shaved ice.
take your time sir, it has quite the kick."
"tart kicks huh? what exactly are you trying to tell me?"
*chuckles heartily*
*sips the drink*
*it`s tart. it makes me remember the fallen*
*the solitude is creeping up on me. this must be the kick*
*bartender knows how to create an atmosphere*
"excuse me sir, but do you remember the gentleman who was sitting here last week?
this drink was his favourite.
but he was taken by them last night. the law enforcement."
"i think..
i think i`ll take my time with this one.."
the end
and then he got banned
*bursts into the bar*
"gook"
imagine that bar by the waterfront...in a small remote town...
i was kinda worried the barkeeper would turn out to be the janitor... or the gentleman the janitor like jack nicholson was the care taker in the shining...
definitely could've got real scary
yea had me on my toes
*leans back head and daydreams*
ahh... my life...
>>174243506
extremely shitty post
like really fucking embarrassing
the gook must go on
*overdoses on lean*
management
order 10 extra crates of lean for the board meeting with the hyundai executives
gotta boogie
-stew
gook
her brain is so fucked by alzheimers anyway that she might as well be a vegetable... certainly shes at least a different person and not your nan anymore
thats in store for all of us
ah i see. you nan is a lean bro
*pops 3 xannies*
*finishes off a stale box of wine*
time to pick the kids up from school
>>174246284
sure love giving myself a roofie and then a couple of drinks
>>174246891
the less you login or use facebook the more emails they send you actually
>>174247242
ya idk as long as i dont have to check it its kind of ok for me i guess, i just pretend its not there
https://youtu.be/JLqyb8sh84o?t=2m11s
cute
>>174247414
suzy....
>>174247739
your youtube looks all different than mine
kys ipad teen
steam is acting weird ever since the creators update
>>174248087
go back to mu
ahhh over 3 hours of fresh R. Lewis content
>>174248650
his hate for anime avatars makes him an impossible candidate for our guy
he sometimes shits on destiny tho which balances it out a bit
shouldnt have watched that old guy gettin shot yesterday... cant get that out of my head x_x
>>174248878
imagine how bad war veterans have it...
>>174248878
same :/
>>174248878
>>174248954
reddit bros...
was it your first time watching someone die...
ah... eotteoke!!??
>>174248878
>>174249003
+1
>>174249024
based desensitized animal bro
anyway did that catch that guy or did he kys
didnt know scv was full of pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZS_0UXzW4
watch this again to cheer yourselves up
i prefer pussies over dicks
*practices cqc*
sebastian loeb is the greatest rally driver of all time...
how does he do it?
lol i jerked off to that guy getting shot in the face you little bitches
*thinks*
he won the world championship nine times...
in a row...
how can someone be so dominant in such a competitive sport? he ascends bonjwa status. he literally owns rally. its his sport. he grabbed rally by the pussy and owned that shit so fucking hard.
>>174249616
hmmm
f1 > rally though
i thought she had already given up on us
>>174249828
fucking kill yourself
f1 is some basic ass bitch shit where any driver can win as long as they're driving the right car
calm down kid
http://gematsu.com/2017/04/nier-automata-original-nier-costumes-colosseum-dlc-set-announced
>>174250031
FUCK YOU
dont get so worked up about people drivin cars man *holds out hand for a handshake*
>>174250214
*bites your finger*
the movie "rush" is good
the movie "days of thunder" is good too
fuckin freak
*sips*
>>174250487
drink my pippeli tears bitch
show me your pipeli
*wiggles my pippeli*
hehee~
lost one of those really frustrating games...
>>174251089
you got a positional advantage but couldn't convert it into a win and ended up drawing? yeah it sucks
>>174251243
lol i only play 4d chess ie starcraft
what does ie even stand for
intel extreme...
oh its latin lol dont care dead language
gook
lol i showed that video of the nigger shooting that other nigger to a girl knowing it would upset her and she responded with this
saw all the text in the thumbnail didnt even open it
>>174252714
based good eyesight bro!
so that guy is still out on his murderspree?
pew pew
that feeling when you have a great response to a post but youd have to quote it because you waited too long which would ruin it
forgot the green arrow and frog to go with your feel meme idiot
monday night raw tonight in 6 hours...
>>174254537
are impure. i know what her name is
>>174255206
what is it?
>>174255373
jessie andrews
eli manning is such a jew
its already 9pm and i have smoked only one cigarette
actually its 2pm
>>174256546
no its not
yea it's
its actually 1:20 post meridiem
meridiem
its kinda funny because its like i plan my week ahead of me
1. if its already wednesday i think "well its too late in the week to do anything now"
2. then its the weekend and i think "well no where is open on the weekend so i cant do anything"
3. then on monday im like "i'll do it later in the week, there's loads of time" but then scenario 1 happens.
4. on friday im excited because im not expected to do anything on the weekend and i can finally relax
gook
should i give it a pity reply?
its too late in the meridiem to give a hoot
hmm jan deleted my assman post but not my stew post... hes so erratic
lol theres a nigger across the street shoveling stuff and its like 80 degrees out
call the police say you think hes selling drugs
legacy of the void good yes?
>>174258619
fuck you jan
>>>/sp/75297058
based garfield bro stole the op
delete the thread
see what happens
hope that guy called the police... the black probably really is selling drugs...
most of my vg personas are constantly ban evade banned
https://youtu.be/a0dURW6ZnP8
cat meowing = me
cat eating = jan
italian girls... omo...
that is a horrible show
don't think that italian girls eyes line up right
>>174259853
yea a "horrible" show with an 8.1 on imdb.. how about i put my foot up your ass dumbass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4ZvfkmOck
hate blacks
imdb rating are useless for movies and even less useful for tv shows
get a grip timmy
how can something be less useful than useless ~_~
hey howd you know my name is timothy
~_~ gay name
cute name :3c
i used to wish my name was 'daniel ' for some reason ~_~
>>174259637
whos making the kssk kssk kssk sound
me
robin seplut probably
kssk kssk
>>174261643
meow
gook
>>174250053
based
not even hungry just don't want jan to eat LOL
just choco chip hehe ;p
sickzii sniffing his mommies panties when he does the laundry....
i'm not living with parents lol
3:31pm
time to fall asleep
basement doesnt count are your own place
>>174262668
omo sickzii...
>>174262804
oh...
alex jones...
>>174263080
no
what to watch
so about that yesterdays incident...
im willing to put it all behind us as long as i get a sincere apology
>>174260881
use your brain timmy!!!
north korea
590$...
soon there will be two dreamhacks with sc2
hype KreyGasm
>>174266493
you probably need to lose some weight
>>174266493
>my zone of the fridge
haha what the fuck
why do you have designated zones in the fridge?
>>174266587
Oh look, the fucking baby that doesn't have an argument anymore is trying to play pretend fights instead of answering the question.
>>174265306
*uses it*
at last i truly see
I am starcraft 2.
People on /v/ told me to check this out. What's going on here?
>>174269650
>tfw no kgf
>>174269650
we're talking about starcraft 2. you should probably talk about starcraft 2 as well if you dont want a 3day ban from all boards because janny is really mean to us.
People keep saying that Mech isn’t viable in LotV; I admit, I’ve been one of them. I’ve even been caught saying “it’s just countered by vipers or immortals/chargelots”, among other things. Well, GuMiho beat Dark with it at IEM! Bunny and Ryung also did a similar style and it looked really powerful, so this isn’t just a one-off surprise strategy. The coolest thing is it relies a lot on one of the least-used, new upgrades in Legacy of the Void.
>>174270279
yes. everyone who isnt talking about sc2 is on a phone and resets their ip multiple times a day. if we feel like pcposting we do it on 162
While Mech is known as a very immobile composition, its early game tools include some of the quickest and sneakiest units in the game: hellions and banshees. These two units are crucial in early game map control (keeping tumors at bay) as well as harassment. Their twofold purpose means that they should only be sacrificed for massive worker kills, because losing them for nothing often spells an end to your early and mid-game presence. You have to keep tabs on your opponent and try to stifle him wherever you can in order to ensure your next step goes swimmingly.
>>174269650
just waiting for afreeca starleague in just under 13 hours from now
you hyped?
playing 2v2 games on a smurf acc in gold league...
its really relaxing after a hard laddering session
is it safe now
fanr
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
mans gotta namsay what a mans gotta namsay
im not sure if i want to get namsayed
can i opt out?
word up word up!!!
>protoss have navels
dropped desu
wow what a hottie
cant wait for true vr so i can omo her lol
i say gook all the time
>>174279842
LOL
>>174279842
subscribing to someone on twitch is literally paying for nothing
you get nothing
>>174280289
u get a lil badge and u get some frickin cool emotes!
>>174280447
i almost never chat in twitch chat
whats the point nobody will even see the message its too fast
>>174279842
hasnt Destiny been doing this for years?
>>174280618
destiny is a literal asshole
he only reads his destiny.gg chat i just think thats kind of like snobby
>>174279842
don't they already jew you like this
>>174272790
alpha af senpai
How do I into SC2?
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
cant wait for streamers to shame $5 subs and only acknowledge $25 subs
>>174281716
do you have what it takes
this is the hardest game ever made
getting good at it is a big task
>>174282173
hardest game ever made is battletoads lol
*jr voice*
I hate terran
raw tonight comm
we use protection here
chastity belts
>>174284160
this was the 666 post. please pray for him
i really do hate fat people
god they piss me off so much
they shouldn't be allowed to be fat in my presence
id probably be a relatively normal and healthy human if anime didnt exist
dear daddy god please kill the janitor because evil people deserve to suffer so please make him suffer lots before he dies and please give every non starcrump in the thread lots of money and sweet candy to eat and a kgf to love them forever
even the guy who calls me a teenager
thank you daddy god i love you
amen
*gives that other guy a psvr bundle instead*
>>174285460
actually i already got one
id be happy with the big man just giving me another series of k-on
if its gods will
so be it
>>174285542
my will be done
amen
ahh... my vita is almost run out of battery
deus vult
amen
*crosses self* *nods*
our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy will be done
on earth as is in heaven
give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us from temptation
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
for ever and ever amen
used to go to a christian school so i had to say that before lunch every day :)
??
...
!!
going to a religious school but not being ever religious just makes you more anti-religion
the real silly part is that jan thinks our collective prayers won't be answered
that they won't manifest themselves in some negative way in his life, through some unexplained yet to be accounted for phenomena...
repent jan
i see.......
repent you RETARDED FAGGOT
after 9/11 we had a daily 'moment of silence' after the pledge of allegiance. i think it was a way to get prayer in public school without explicitly calling it prayer
The zerg are truly horrifying.
*sigh*
lies
*flags jan several times*
oops lol
goggles malfunctioning lol
*shoots jan to death*
cannot fucking stand internet celebrities
...
DO YOU WANNA DIE??
DO YOU WANNA BE MY ANGEL??
SO HELP ME JESUS
tits > ass
*nod*
i would never fuck a girl bigger than a c cup
>>174287284
#virped
hey
its whats up stairs that counts
gay
>>174287346
so... tits?
what the fuck does virped mean
i'm not subhuman
yeah italians aren't the equivalent of niggers lol
/s
argentina is white yeah
north italians are normal its the south ones that are questionable
i kant believe its not butter
"tanned germans"
is this a good mouse? its half off
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00E4MQODC/
hate muslims
put it towards an ipad
>>174288445
don't click this, deep state referral link
*click*
ahh
>>174287645
low test cucksters and kids like boobs while real high test men like asses? yeah i knew that
fuck....
>>174287645
>egypt
>>174288785
niggers and shitskins like asses yeah
>>174288785
stupid nigger
>>174288785
no its literally just shitskins
see all of eastern europe
>>174288963
turk rape babies
>>174288963
green?
>>174288785
5 out of 6 of those guys are not white
only the bottom right one could maybe pass as white
>>174289038
proving the point honestly
the turk rape babies are in red while the ones that resisted are in blue
hate spics
holy shit greenland is big
>>174288874
>>174288907
>>174288963
lmfao look how mad these fat white blobs of manchildren got
icelander niggers...
shouldnt you be deleting posts rn janny lol
low is better
It's a horrific amalgamation of biomass. The zerg everyone.
>>174289798
one of us
youre a horrific amalgamation of biomass you fucking faggot
if only i could keep myself from thinking bad thoughts
only real war is the class war and this sjw nonsense is just a divide and conquer tactic employed by the upper class
ask me if i give a shit about anything outside of my bubble
i like both
pretty woke desu
hmmm
if only i had superpowers
if only i could become invisible and rape women
why not cut out the middle man and just become a woman
if only i had superpowers and could keep myself from thinking bad thoughts
think im just gonna do nothing for the next 4 hours and go to sleep at 7am again
in one of those moods
because women desire to be raped.. that's kinda fucked up when you think about it
women are stupid
The protoss have no mouths. How do they feed?
thru a straw lol
>>174287645
hmm america grouped with south america, africa and the mid east hmm
hmm.... niggers and spics.
https://twitter.com/WORIDSTARHIPH0P/status/853415898140598272
look at this vid
when he goes violent and rapey the girl gets horny
so yeh i think girls do wanna get raped
sad
hi grack
>>174290462
protoss use photosynthesis
janny being a fuck again time to take refuge
162.255.86.72/scv
>In romance novels, a powerful, dangerous man becomes so enthralled by the protagonist that he must have her, even if his pursuit is assaultive. Eventually, she tames him and they marry and have children. The sexual-desirability explanation says that women have rape fantasies to bolster feelings of seductiveness and desirability. "I’m so hot. I drive men crazy."
hmmmlmao
>>174238881
>gorilla posting is too /srg/ for my taste
OOH OOH
*bonobo howls*
AAH AAH
*plays minecraft*
OOH OOH
*promotes marxism*
AAH AAH
*gets bikini wax*
OOH OOH
*banshee screeches*
AAH AAH
*obsesses over shemales*
OOH OOH
*dates BarbiexEdge*
AAH AAH
*watches HunterxHunter*
OOH OOH
*bird laughs*
AAH AAH
*neets*
OOH OOH
*grinds Family Reunion 2*
AAH AAH
*rhesus chitters*
OOH OOH
*tattle tales*
AAH AAH
*grinds 70 Star*
IF YOU NO GRIND 18 HOURS EVERY DAY YOU NO SPEEDRUNNER! ME ONLY SPEEDRUNNER!
>>174291006
thanks for the late reply!
grown out of speed running
seriously fucking boring now
>>174291113
you and everyone else
Someone should make a new thread we've hit the limit.
>>174291397
posting better tank
bored
would be a good time for the truck to hit me
not making a thread i'm definitely gonna get punished when janitor wakes up and so the thread would be deleted
>>174290738
yeah she seems really horny... not
lmao
>>174291760
im doing it but you fucking piss bags better not complain about it